/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General

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FUCK FUCK FUCK IM CUMMING

this game blows, play a real fighter like Tekken weebs

>>143957059
>Tekken
>a real fighting game

>>143957192
I don't understand

>>143957192
>>143957367
That's Alice you fucking idiot

>>143957213
>pick falco/fox/jigglypuff
>win
whoa

>>143957192
Thicc?

>>143957456
It's not.

>>143957554
It's funny.

People were shitting on Rex, but looking back, he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo

>>143957459
)Implying i play a broken game like melee
kyss

>>143957750
Fuck off rex

>>143957623
>it's not
Fuck off pedochito

>>143957809
Fuck off chazo

>>143957750
>he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo

wrong.

Chronos pulled on over on chazo by shutting down his first attempt at a discord

>>143958018
>Chronos
Shit how could I forget our based hero

OFFICIAL NAMEFAG CANCER RATINGS:

>Stage 4 Cancer
Braxton
Hoody
Chazo

>Steve Jobs in 2011
Peridot
Moxy
Pame
Fishy
Skyshock
Rakyy

>2nd generation Chernobyl victim
Macfag
Kokonoe
Alice
Serpent
Barst
Stef
Bayo namefag

>Chemo doesn't sound too bad
Falkore
Jacob when he gets moody
Sharpy

>You should get that lump checked out tier
Dorf
Rosie
Pher
Amatosk

Inb4 "hurr durr they aren't cancerous"
Everyone on this list has done shitposted in the general within the last 2 years.

>>143958682
>off of the lists
thanks

>>143958682
>tfw not on the list

>>143958682
>no penta

lmaooo

kys penta

>>143958682
>2nd generation chernobyl victim
Why?

>>143958990
I remember when I used to think penta was nice

>>143958990
Newfag here who is Penta? I always see "fuck off penta" but I've never seen a player here named Penta.

inb4 someone calls me penta

>>143959000
Inherited radiation damage passed on from irradiated parents.

>>143958682
Pher shitposts?

>>143958682
>Skyshock
You mean slyshock aka chad

>>143959274
real talk i'm in the discord and chad "slyshock" is the most insufferable person there

annoying memer, not very chill, and shits on people

>>143959274
why isn't he higher up on the list? remember when he literally defended chazo when he posted CP and tried to cover it up?

>>143959302
did you expect anything less from chazo's private semen eater?

>>143958682
>implying I'm not the chemo
Stay mad loser

Whatever happened to jojo?

>>143959531
too laggy

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>>143959531
>He doesn't have Jojo quotes set as his taunts

>>143959171
foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/89039771
Too tired to dig it all up and some of the older archives such as moe have died on us, but yeah Pher lost his cool in a thread once

Falkore/JTW Stephen/Jacob/Horneaus are all the same guy

>>143959931
I know what posts you're talking about and I think you linked the wrong thread, cant find them

so after the tourney who has better players /v/ or /ssbg/?

>>143960924
Oh here we go, starts right here
https://foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/88766806/#88788354

>>143961261
>2 known free players and one decent player from /ssbg/
>freebies got last place or close to it, the one decent player won the whole thing
Overall it's probably even, but if we were handpicking a crew /ssbg/ would fucking slaughter

Holy shit, I used to look up to pher as being the chillest person in ssbg, now i dunno what to think besides kill myself

>>143961274
This should be discussed more
Also
>that Stan smash parody
10/10

>>143961760
Gee willikers your tiny dick really had me sweating

>>143961873
Whats there to discuss, it was naerly a year and a half ago
Pher gave fake compliments, people called him out on it, now he basically has no personality in his posts because he's just some boring 34 year old office worker with nothing going on for him personality-wise besides the nice guy card

>>143961973
Is he a bob?

>>143961760
>look up to some random shitter on 4chan
>looking up to anyone for being "chill"
I hope you do kill yourself.

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Are notched controllers tournament legal?

>>143962484
yes

>a balanced and fair game isn't considered to belong in the competitive smash scene
>a broken and glitchy game that gets exploited to hell and back will be at EVO

Yeah, okay.

>>143962803
I always thought posts like these were bait but after seeing both discords its sad to know people this retarded really exist

>>143962858
Okay meleefag

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>>143961274
He didn't even say anything bad?

>>143963135
Yeah I dont know what shitposts people are referring to unless tehy mean his bloggy-esque posts
Its just a showcase of his breaking point I guess

>>143961274
He didn't really seem to get that made though

>>143963135
Okay fag

[Hook: Chazo]
My thread’s gone cold
I'm wondering why I made a tournament at all
The morning rain clouds up my webcam
And I can't lurk at all
And even if I could it'll all be gay
I’ll complain more on my blog
It reminds me that my life’s so bad, my life’s so bad

[Verse 1: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Chazo, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my steam, my twitter and my friend code at the bottom
I sent two lewds back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with my shitty internet or somethin'
Sometimes I miss edge kills too sloppy when I guard 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your router?
My wifi keeps dropping too, I'm 'bout to be despondent
If I ever get a boyfriend, guess what I'mma call him?
I'mma name him Serpent
I read about your buddy Rex too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some board who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm the biggest fag
I even got replays of the dubs you did with Chance
I like the shit you did with Jpuff too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dan

>>143965310
[Verse 2: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Nick, you still ain't called or post
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't reply to fags
If you didn't want to talk to me during your twitch stream
You didn't have to
But you could've taunted and SD’d for Pame
That's my little brother, man, he's only 16 years old
He watched on an a connection that’s slow
For four hours, and you still said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he sucks more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the discord?
You said if I'd PM’d you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I was never good at Smash neither
I’d played Stef in a tournament and couldn’t beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I can’t afford else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of “NOT WITH YOU, NO” on my chest
Sometimes I open the browser and search for Smash Rule 63
It's like adrenaline, the futa’s such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
Macfag gets jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Nick, no one does
He don't know what it was like for autists like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Dan
P.S. We should play together too

>>143965394
[Verse 3: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Skype-a-Scrub
This'll be the last time I invite you to play dubs
It's been six months and still no wins – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages
I wrote the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my Vocaroo I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in For Glory right now, I'm spamming projectiles on FD
Hey, Nick, I got a kill, you dare me to taunt?
You know the video by that autistc savant
“Watch Me Play at Evo” about that guy who entered a national and wound up drownin'?
He goes by Panchito, and that experience left him frownin’?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, a thousand shitposts later and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy taunt or style
I hope you know I tell everyone you’re a pedophile
I loved you, Nick, we could've sucked together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you blog about it
And when you stream
I hope you choke and freak out about it
I hope your mother yells at you
And you can't complain to me
See, Chaz--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to host!
Hey, Chazo, that's /ssbg/ reporting all my posts
But I didn’t gloat, I just acted smug, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if I don’t reply they’ll shitpost more
And the general will die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at image limit now
Oh shit, I’m banned, how did the mods find out?

I dont think people understand just how fucked up Sanjo is

>>143965519
What's wrong with him? Seemed cool

>>143965519
We're all fucked up here

>>143966743
Thats how it seems for most regulars here
I cant talk about this though

>>143966743
NEver mind, found what I was looking for
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/336816597/#336837516

>>143961432
We should have a v versus ssbg tourney that be neat

>>143967782
Do people really take their anger out on themselves if they don't perform well with other strangers in a Nintendo game online? I caused my tennis partner and I to forfeit a doubles tournament because I got too drunk the night before and threw up all over the grass court during warm up volleys im our first match and I felt no remorse. I blame the parents for this behavior.

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>>143967782
Those are the best johns I've ever seen

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Plan backfired harder than some chump losing a set while using the card Backfire because his opponent stole his solar flare dragon.

Anyone for some early morning smash?

>>143969802
NWYN

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>>143969870
That a no?

>>143969802
I will if >>143969870 isn't real. NNID is Michcw

>>143970098
>if not with you no isn't real

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>>143970098
Request sent. Hosting now.
>>143970214
>NWYN means 'not with you, no'

That's hurtful.

>>143970320
It's a meme you dip.

>>143970320
It's actually, "Not With You Ni**er"
We don't stand for racism though

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>>143970320
>It's a meme

Haha, I-I get it now. All fun and games.

>>143970776
lol you lost to a for glory player in tournament

>>143971315
Yeah. I blow ass against characters I don't fight often.

That, and I'm also partially retarded as I do many stupid things during matches.

Basically, if you want free wins against me, go d3, corrin, cloud, zelda, G&W, Jiggly, Fox, Rosaluma and Ryu. Those are about the characters I always drop spaghetti against.

>>143971723
You just suck

>>143971856
I know. I could've told you that, mayn. I mean, there's a reason I'm here and not preparing for a national somewhere.

I've got a Wii U and 3DS, anon. Play some matches so we can both maybe suck less in the long run.

>>143971315
>>143971856
Nice attacking
NNID? I doubt you can do better

>>143956983
Why tho

Whew, that was intense at the end.

>>143965310
>>143965394
>>143965480
Context???

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I shouldn't of won that.

anyone wanna play some friendlies?

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GGs Rental. Your Ike is scary.

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>>143975383
GGs man. Your falco's pretty good, too.

>>143967594
Well this is 4chan

So, in /ssbg/ Civil War, we have #TeamDiscord vs #Team/ssbg/ but, who's Baron zemo?

would you play tennis with shulk, rob, and kirby

>>143980824
>>143981879
>>143982130
You should have just let it die

>>143982130
no

The only respectable character is Sheik nowadays, maybe Rosa as long as you don't jab at the ledge

>>143982660
why not

>>143982929
I prefer Spiderman.

>>143981879
Hail /r/smash.

is Zero good or carried by his character?

>>143985760
I'm reluctant to say anyone that's legitimately good at the game is being carried by their character regardless of how high that character places on the tier list.

>>143985760
Yes

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>>143983589
/r/ing edit with one of the shitters here

>>143985760
>Zero
>good

>>143972451
I was just bored p

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>>143965480
>that guy who entered a national and wound up drownin'?
>He goes by Panchito, and that experience left him frownin’?

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>>143965519
>>143967782

>No, because I didn't contribute anything. Sorry, I get interrupted frequently, and it's usually her fault. In fact I went to jail this past Christmas for beating the fuck out of her when she bruised my mom.

>>143994385
Is sanjo mexican? Im getting like mexi vibes from reading this

>>143994532
Who the fuck is sanjo? I never see him play here

>>143994532
yes. Violent criminals like him are exactly why we need to build the wall.

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Anyone want to play for a bit?

>>143994809
You're giving me chazo flashbacks, so no

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>>143994946
It really sucks sharing a main with him, I wish I liked any of the other characters even close to as much as I do Dedede.

>>143995264
be honest, every dedede main I play against are poor sports and obnoxious memers

It seems playing dedede by default makes you annoying

Is this true?

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Reminder that later tonight theres another weekly Tournament for the Wii U players out there! You should sign up cause it'll be fun and good practice

6:00 PST 9:00 EST
http://challonge.com/TourneyTuesday48

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>>143995801
>Is this true?
I can't fairly comment on that myself can I?
All I can really say in my defense is that I haven't heard any complaints from the people I've played.

>>143996436
what about your experiences with other dedede players?

>>143995974
Kill yourself pedonigger

>>143995974
>no prize

Pass

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>>143997038
Rare as they are?
I dunno, I'm probably biased because I love Dedede dittos, but I've never noticed them to be notably memeing fucks.
At worst we wind up crouch relaxing and mirror taunting for a bit before actually getting into a fight.

Come to think of it I don't see people being cunts online much if ever. Maybe it'd be a little different if I played on Wii U?

>>143995974
>all these literally who's

/ssbg/ doesn't want you here and we surely don't want to join your tourneys

Go find another place to hang out, maybe /v/ is cancerous enough to accept you

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>>143998014
My experiences with dedede mains basically are pic related

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Hi. Looking for video games, please.

Stick a fork in it and call it done.

Pack it up boys. We dead.

>>143998872

It really is going downhill, though. I've been in plenty of generals where people namefag regularly in order to help facilitate gameplay, and that isn't what's happening in here anymore, it's becoming more and more circle-jerky with every passing day.

I mean, I don't really care, I wouldn't have even bothered replying if I didn't think you were genuinely unaware of what was happening, I only ever come here for the memes anyway.

>>143998505
Still looking, assuming 3ds matchmaking didn't completely die here.

>>144000442

Im down to clown

Anyone here up to actually play some smash on wii u?

>>143957774
>try to defend Smash
>downtalk the one game that most closely resembles the fighting genre

You may as well say you play Brawl.

>>144000532
Added and hosting.

How good are the smash GC controllers?

>>143957059
>real fighter like tekken

lmfaoooooooooooooooo

>>143957213
>>144001027
Not that Anon but Tekken is the best 3D fighter out there.

HOLY SHIT BROS!

I finally figured out why Falcon is so shit in Smash 4. Can't believe it took me this long...

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Video games!
>>144001232
He's not shit. It's just you.
>>144001142
/ssbg/ is good with memes I see

>>144001318
>He's not shit. It's just you.
Kek, did I trigger you? Scrub ass 3DS Falcon main confirmed lol

>>144001427
>shitposting

I play a different meme character thanks senpai

>>144001592
tripfag namefag talking about shitposting lol

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>>144001713
Are we gonna play games or are you really so bored as to waste your time on /ssbg/

>>144001814
you mind if i join?

>>144002970
Adding, host whenever you're ready, I'll join in just a moment

>>144003043
cant believe i forgot my 3ds name

>>144003126
Is this some new kind of shitposting?

>Zard's up b hitbox

Saddening. Last one for me, Swat.

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>>144000532
GGs dude.
3DS controls are weird.

>>144003126
Sorry for the wait, had to take my dog out and they took longer than I expected

>put in 3ds code
>this friend code is not valid
I think you copied it wrong

>>144004230

Ggs Nagalfar, sorry I sort of lost steam at the end. Maybe im just bad.

>>144004768

Why didnt you play Jr more?

I wanted tosponge some tech from you


Oh well, till next time

>>144005179
I don't really play him that much, to be fair. Just wanted to pick him after the Bowser match for funsies and the tech I have with him will not exit my grave
Though if the occasion presents itself again, I can use him for the full set I guess.

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anyone wanna play? either system

angry drunk manlet reporting in

>>144005824
NNID: Minty42
Send me an FR

>>144005137
ah fuck, its 4399, not 4339

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>>144006110
Host whenever you're ready

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>>144005960

it's cellphone jacob

give me a moment to prepare my asshole

Is there any place where I can read up on a summary (don't mind it being a bit long though) of each character's playstyle?

>>144006454
No

>>144006391
Hostan

>>144006454
For polarizing playstyle or just smash bros?

>>144006454
Smashboards

That one place with the frame data of all the characters has one line with the basic idea of how to play them if you can't find anything else.

and this http://pastebin.com/5ryn1CkP, from the pastepin, is a bit outdated but you might get something

>>144006281
Aight, starting pretty soon, be ready

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>>143986454

>>144006727
Didn't get the question sorry.

>>144006821
Yeah I read the those from the pastebin but I wanted something more geared towards how the character plays, what you should be trying to do with the character in general.
Gonna try to find that smashboards thread though.

>>144006929
shit im rusty, havent played in like, a year

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Games?

>>143958682
Why the fuck am I top of 2nd gen Chernobil Victim? It was just two fucking posts

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>>144007723
>rusty
I don't think that's the right word
>>143958682
>I'm not on the same level as Hoody
Shit list.

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>>144006929
>Nintendo Net Id:DonkeyWong64 Number 3ds shit:4339-1770-4765 3ds name: Frank

>>144008127
Is the word fucking awful?
I coulda sworn i had ganondorf unlocked on this though

>>144008214
>Is the word fucking awful?
Yes.

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Nigga I have a meeting in half an hour, is 3ds seriously dead?

>>144008101
Fucking delete this

>>144006821
Can't find it for the life of me, would you mind linking?

>>144008392
i really do need to get a bigger 3ds, im still using the original one and mines busted to shit

>>144008559
Please, fuck off

3ds is dead thanks to you destroying the rep of 3ds players

>>144008652
I can't remember the name either

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>>144008559
>tfw sendo is fav character
>tfw no next animated season announced yet

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>>144008698
>wrecking the 3ds players' rep
>3ds players have rep

Based on the format, I take it you're this guy, >>143953383

Nice try, host pal :3

>>144008510
Delete this

>>144008761
Thanks for the help anyway.

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all according to plan

>>144009413
whats your mains favorite condiment ssbg

Anyone know if there any good Mexican players announced for the Mexico Saga? I checked the attendees list and the only recognizable name I saw was Yura, and he's not that great

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>>144009547

semen

>>144009547
my semen

Trela is going to win EVO. Screencap this shit

Who /MexicanManlet/ here?

>>144009681
>>144009692
i main a mii of your moms

>>144009774
IF you want to be acknowledged for your post, just go to the discord

Discord is going to win EVO. Screencap this shit

>>144009774
trela is 2nd best smash4bando

>>144009943
IF you want to be acknowledged for your post, just go to Trela

>>144009943
>Renetan winning anything

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I think I'm all done, thanks

>>144010246
why trela

>>144010387
gg, i fucking suck

>>144009820
Soy

>>144010337
didnt he make the trading cards?

>>144010432
Yo, wanna have a spar with me? Fuck fishy, he only a scrub

ggs minty, ty 4games

ganon confirmed top 10 1.1.6 thanks hakurai

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>>144010432
Just keep practicing, you'll get better eventually.

Don't counter as much, it got really obvious.
Learn how DI works, and learn when's a good time to shield and when to grab.

Watch some competitive gameplay and practice on FG. You'll lose a lot but that's fine, it's part of learning.

>>144010965
>fishy giving tips

Hosting buddy

>>144010885
GGs
You need to get out there and just seal Ganon's stocks instead of toying with him at the ledge.

>>144011075
fishy is gay of course he gives tips

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>>144011126

going offstage triggers my ptsd

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All I want is games, I'm on my knees begging m8.

I'm starting to consider joining Moxy's Discord

>>144011252
fucking nair, fair, bair ganondorf as ness
PK thunder just helps him get get back

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>>144011075
I'm eating a salad, maybe after

And of course. I'm not gonna be a dick and not tell them where they need help,
>>144011205
You know it

>>144010683
Yes

Host whenever you're ready Macfag

>>144012640
Hosting

>>144012806
What is "GrngKllh"? Grunge Killah?

>>144012965
yeah

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>frothy love came on when it started
What a beautiful day

>>144012965
It's the noise he makes when he gargles on my dick LMAO

>>144013363
LOL #roasted

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I don't understand why Franku had trouble with you

I don't understand why we have people here like macfag that blatant admit to shitposting and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg

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>>144014232
>trashtalking
Boy, I'm real impressed by the laggy mac player

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>3 stocking marth

Have you been practising your spacing and tipping lately? :3

>>144014535
I don't understand why we have people here like Anonymous that blatant admit to shitposting and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg

>>144014535
>and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg
Speak for yourself, he can go die in a fire imho

>>144014578
>being this salty

Just saying

How long have you been practising marth?

Also,

>dat falling into my up-smash

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>>144014660
Yes yes, we get it, you've got the biggest dick and town and you want everyone to see,
Trashtalking isn't very dignified, Macfag.

Need one for dubs

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>>144015150
I'm not trashtalking or measuring dicks boyo, just sayin

You did pretty gud on the first match, don't take it too hard

GGs Adom
Charizard's Ryu now

>>144015825
GGs man, haven't played you in a long time.

>>144015614

Not him, and im not even a fan of Fishy personally. But you sorta are talking trash. Not to say Fishy doesn't do the same when he squeaks out a W.

>>144014232
>>144014578
>>144014660
>Little Mac players being scum
it's not surprising

>>144016002
I always thought trashtalk meat cussing someone out or insulting that person

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BUFF THE PUFF NOW

>>144016371
>Wow ur so bad haha u got 3 stocked :^)
>geez did u even practice
>kek I don't see how that guy had trouble with you!
You're such a fuckwit you don't even know it

Honestly KO Punch shoulda been a final smash

>>144016809
KO Punch isn't good enough to be a Final Smash, and it's an interesting mechanic, or it was before DLC characters showed up.

>>144016679
>buffing jokecharacters

But that's the joke

>>144016961
>interesting mechanic
it isn't.
Not the way it's currently implemented

>>144017097
How isn't it?

>>144017175
>MacComeback.webm

>>144017175
>rewarding little mac for getting his ass beat
>giving him an easy kill at nearly any % for getting his ass beat
>is easily comboable

>>144017246
Your salt doesn't make a mechanic less interesting.

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>>144017358
>comeback mechanics
>interesting

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GGs Fishy, it was fun playing against your dodgy defensive marth. You improved since last time we played.

please don'thate Mac

>>144015150
slut

>>144017336
>>rewarding little mac for getting his ass beat
That's not how KO Punch works. Try again.

>>giving him an easy kill at nearly any % for getting his ass beat
It's not an "easy kill." It's only an easy kill if you're bad. Little Mac only needs to receive 80 units of knockback after 10 seconds to lose it.

>>is easily comboable
And?

>>144017609
KO Punch isn't a "comeback mechanic" nor is there anything wrong with so-called "comeback mechanics."

>>144017618
>please don'thate Mac
I don't hate mac
I hate the fucking way he's played

>>144017246
The Falcon was retarded and could have killed Mac with Dtilt but noooo have to be all retarded like a typical Falcon player

>>144017712
>The Power Meter (K.O.ゲージ, K.O. Gauge) is a special mechanic unique to Little Mac in Super Smash Bros. 4 that is shown above his damage meter. It can be filled if Little Mac takes or deals damage (even to shields),
>takes or deals damage
>takes or
Fucking kill yourself you mouth breathing retard.

Trela won't win EVO, but this is his breakthrough year and will take a top 8 spot

He just bodied VoiD in 2GGT Fresh Saga and Larry 3-1 last Saturday

Maybe only ZeRo, Nairo and Mr.R are above him.

>>144017840
Just like Limit Break is a comeback mechanic then?
Just because you can generate it by taking damage doesn't make it a comeback mechanic, "you mouth breathing retard."
Did you miss the part where you generate it by dealing damage or is that just willful ignorance?

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>>144018005
>limit break
>not a comeback mechanic
No one is this stupid
You're baiting me right now.

Memorial day Grand finals Lio(W) vs Sakuyadorf (L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPw7jHcBK0s

what is the "lol m2k" of /ssbg/?

>>144018104
Explain to me how Limit Break is a comeback mechanic outside of you getting salty that you lost a match to it.

>>144018192

Fuck off chazo

>>144018137
???

>>144018137
>Lio
>(W)

>>144018192
fuck off penta

>>144018137
>Dorf recorded the match and posted
Okay. Can we admit that he humble brags now?

>>144018256
http://challonge.com/w0cahrbx

>>144018256
Do you not understand how double elimination works?

>>144018396
All of Dorf's matches were streamed and twitch just auto records stuff.

>>144018663
Then why didn't he upload Lio beating him 2-0 in Winners Semis?

>>144018663
Anon, that's Dorf's Youtube channel.
He specifically posted that match as if it's something to be proud about.

>>144018229
>Over the course of normal play, Cloud charges up an invisible Limit Gauge while giving or receiving damage. This mechanic is identical to the Power Meter expressed by Little Mac. As much as 250% in raw damage must be dealt by Cloud to players, or 100% taken by him,
>goes up faster when cloud gets his ass beat
>. While retaining Limit Break status, all of his attributes change: his gravity, fall speed, fast fall speed, initial dash distance, and running speed are increased by 10%, his walk speed and traction are increased by 15%, and his air speed and acceleration are increased by 20%
>makes him faster for getting his ass beat
Then he gets finishing touch which lets him kill most chars early by reading their ledge option, improved recovery(for getting his ass beat) turns Cross Slash into a viable KO move, and makes all projectile users stop using them because of blade beam

>>144018773
Winners Finals.

>>144018783
Or just get straight to the point but I understand, what a faggot.

>>144018137
Dorf, is there anyone who can beat you?

>>144018919
By your logic, Bowser being able to kill someone at a low percentage with an Fsmash is a "comeback mechanic."
>Then he gets finishing touch which lets him kill most chars early by reading their ledge option
lol
If people are getting killed by Finishing Touch they're terrible. When was the last time you saw Finishing Touch hit outside of doubles in a tournament?
>improved recovery(for getting his ass beat)
Wow. You're an idiot.
>turns Cross Slash into a viable KO move
This is a comeback mechanic how?
>makes all projectile users stop using them because of blade beam
lol

Just admit that you're bad. The only "comeback mechanics" in the game are rage and Lucario's aura, and I'd struggle to call Lucario's aura a comeback mechanic.

>>144018919
>Finishing touch can be blocked, KO punch can't be blocked
Shut the fuck up already

>>144019515
>Aura
>Less of a comeback mechanic than Rage

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I like how this /ssbg/ anime episode is turning out

>>144019798
Yes. Aura is absolute garbage by itself. The only reason why Lucario can even make a comeback is because rage and aura stack.
Lucario's still a shit character with that advantage which goes to show you that comeback mechanics don't mean shit, and people only complain about them because they feel cheated when they lose to them.

>>144019515
>By your logic, Bowser being able to kill someone at a low percentage with an Fsmash is a "comeback mechanic."
No retard, that's you doing impressive mental gymnastics.
But for fun, Bowser always has this, kills G&W at 60% uncharged middle of the stage (finishing touch kills earlier), while also being slower than finishing touch
>If people are getting killed by Finishing Touch they're terrible. When was the last time you saw Finishing Touch hit outside of doubles in a tournament?
https://youtu.be/nSluSuZIKMs?t=5m
>improved recovery(for getting his ass beat)
>EX climhazzard
>not improved
Fucking kill yourself
>lol
You have no real response here, do you?

You're the type of shit player who doesn't attend tournaments yet likes to talk to the loudest, I bet you think Ultra wasn't a comeback mechanic, fucking kill yourself.

>>144020025
Aura is far more potent than rage, even stand alone.

>>144018137
>little mac

Dorf is my nigga now.

Also,
>/v/ really is free

I should buy a Wii U now

>>144020020
whats happening

>>144020020
The sequel to ssbg the anime is happening right now in the discord

>>144020730
>now
You should've bought one ages ago

>>144020730
>buying a dead console

>>144018396
I enjoy having Dorf around, he seems like a genuine good person (even if he does meme like crazy), but sometimes I wonder if he just wants to play the good guy card. Any other player like Jacob or Peridot just go "GGs" and move on. With Dorf is kind of like a sarcastic comment making it seem like you gave him a challenge, even though you both know that he won the games by a longshot.

It's insulting.

>>144020536
>Here I go for a really hard Finishing Touch read!
Wow. You're a fucking idiot. You literally just proved yourself wrong with your video.
That player specifically calls it a hard read. That means it wasn't "covering every ledge option."
>But for fun, Bowser always has this, kills G&W at 60% uncharged middle of the stage
That sounds unfair! What is Bowser hits you with that! Oh golly gee! Bowser is a fraud! Comeback mechanics are shit! Why can't I hit Bowser out of his Fsmash!
>>not improved
Where did I say that? EX Climhazard isn't a comeback mechanic. You're a fucking idiot for thinking that.
>You have no real response here, do you?
I do. It's "lol."
No one actually stops using projectiles because they afraid of Bladebeam.

I also love how your "comeback mechanic" is something that usually a part of a match very early on because Cloud can charge it.
My favorite comeback mechanics are the ones that exist when you've literally taken 0 damage.

>>144021159
>by a longshot
He never beats me by a long shot

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>>144019278
Yes if you're someone who knows how to not approach, camps a lot, defensive as hell, knows how to gimp, knows how fuck over ganondorf, knows how to punish correctly, knows how to tech sideB either online or offline and plays a character I hate to fight then you win
But this all too much for the simplest of players for a game like Smash4

>mfw doing friendlies with a guy who's using Cloud, Sheik, Mario and he hates fighting Ganondorf

>>144020730
And you go fuck yourself. Mac is a give up character to me since he can be so easily fucked over by mostly anything when coming back to stage
and he's a easy way out because most players are retarded

>>144021159
>play against Dorf
>2 stocks you
>2 stocks you
>2 stocks you
>2 stocks you
>JV3s you

"GGs you were really good dorf"

"Nah I'm not that good"

Yep, it's insulting.

>>144021534
>Getting JV3d by dorf
top kek

>>144021534
>Being 2 stocked this often
>Being JV3d
He's not that good. You're just god awful

>>144021223
>"covering every ledge option."
Who are you quoting?
>That sounds unfair! What is Bowser hits you with that! Oh golly gee! Bowser is a fraud! Comeback mechanics are shit! Why can't I hit Bowser out of his Fsmash!
Who are you trying to imitate, that's Bowsers character, hits really hard but is slow and is expected to take damage, unlike Cloud and Little Mac who...also hits really hard...but isn't slow...and is expected to take damage...

>No one actually stops using projectiles because they afraid of Bladebeam.
Wow what a blanket statement, how much cloud footage have you even seen m8? And before you reply with some retard answer, post some, specifically of heavy projectile chars vs Cloud.

>I also love how your "comeback mechanic" is something that usually a part of a match very early on because Cloud can charge it.
What type of shit player are you that lets Cloud charge it early on..?

>>144021681
>>144021891
> get your ass handed to you
> can't even take a game, sometimes can't even take a stock

"GGs man! Boy your Mario really had me sweatin' something fierce! Hope we can totally like battle again that was wickeeeed sick brah!"

If you cant fathom how it's kind of insulting, you have down syndrome.

I mean most of the general recognizes you're good, people talk about you when you're not even here, and suggest to other players to play them. There is being humble and feigning shock and difficulty.

> People are talking about me oh wow I didn't know!

Shit like that. Like..please.

>>144021420
>playing like an FG-tier Mac

If you keep getting easily launched offstage and gimped afterwards it's not the character's fault. You have recovery options, learn the mindgame when playing Mac, don't just constantly side-B into the stage.

Reminder that dorf is officially the best smasher on 4chan

>>144021989
How about you just admit that you're shit at fighting Cloud?

Limit Break is in no way a comeback mechanic. Clouds almost always have it very earlier one since it's very simple to charge it, and if Cloud didn't have Limit he'd have terrible kill options.
You're just mad you died to a Finishing Touch once.

Cloud has a lot of problems that lead to him being a braindead character. Limit isn't one of them.

>>144022067
Mother fucker I'm not learning Mac at all so no advice please
Yes I'm playing like an FG tier Mac I have no idea why its fucking working, it shouldn't be working at all

>>143998056
>maybe /v/ is cancerous enough to accept you
Where do you think he got those new players?
>>>/v/339430401

>>144022662
It worked because you were fighting D3 online.
Mac is near impossible to punish online, and actually impossible for some characters due to the 10 frame buffer. D3 is one of those characters.

Fighting Mac online and offline are completely different beasts.

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>>144022447
Wew lad. You can't refute anything anymore huh.

>Limit Break is in no way a comeback mechanic.
I just listed the many ways it is, gave video proof of it being effective as one.
>. Clouds almost always have it very earlier one since it's very simple to charge it
You're a shit player, or you play Cloud and are facing shit players, any half decent person can pressure cloud to prevent him from charging limit break.
>and if Cloud didn't have Limit he'd have terrible kill options.
>mfw
You're a Cloud player huh.
>You're just mad you died to a Finishing Touch once.
No one is mad at all, it's just a comeback mechanic.

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If you want to do better against Dorf pick up my man Falco.

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Hey Scrubs,

My name is Dorf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day being shit at smash. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people who are better at you because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting scrubs in For Glory.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I win tournaments and have a perfect win rate. What modes do you play, other than items on in Orbital Gate Assault? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>144023234
He is difficult as fuck to play, his physics are so weird

>>144022867
I did the same shit to a Kirby offline at a local during tourney and won game2

>>144022662
You alright, add me when I get my Wii U, I wanna have a go at your infamous Ganondorf

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>>144023281

Truly khorosho

>>144023281
>and I hate every single one of you
That's not true, I'm on his friendlist.

>>144023097
>I just listed the many ways it is, gave video proof of it being effective as one.
Everything you've "list" could be replaced with a smash on a strong character.
I guess heavies are comeback mechanics now.
>You're a shit player, or you play Cloud and are facing shit players, any half decent person can pressure cloud to prevent him from charging limit break.
Cloud will always be able to charge some Limit Break.
Stop pretending this isn't the case to make yourself seem like you're the best player ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFlTcrXbQ4
M2K charges Limit plenty of times throughout this set.
>You're a Cloud player huh.
No.
What are Cloud's amazing kill options, friend?
>No one is mad at all, it's just a comeback mechanic.
You've yet to prove that.

>>144023442
dorf only pretends to like you, just how he only pretends to be humble while drawing attention to his skill any oppurtunity he can

>>144023281
worst boat

>>144023319
Then that Kirby player was bad?
All I said is Mac has a large advantage online which is why it's so easy to play FG Mac and get some sort of result in that setting.

>>144023307
I mained Mario before Falco and transitioning was pretty easy. Falco's neutral is entirely in the air though.

>>144023592
That's not true, I believe in our friendship.

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>>144023646

>>144023281
Is Dorf's real name Jerome?

>>144023281
>dorf plays on a /v/ tourney and wins it

>suddenly shitposting out of nowhere

I warned you about /v/ guys
I told you

>>144023742
Tell me your secrets

>>143995974
One more player and he has to cough up $15.

>>144023715
He's alright
He bodied my Ganondorf game1, game2 here have a free win with this character I don't even know how to play and now we're at game3 where I went back to Ganondorf and lost

>>144023858
Middle name

>>144024002
Did you just advertise his shit? Get the fuck out.

>>144023394
Panchito is better

>>144023998
He plays a lot like Mario

>>144023985
It's not just /v/ but /ssbg/ too. Just looked at macfag shitttalking to poor sweet wittle fishy. Stef was personally attacking Vergas previous threads ago. And now dorf. /ssbg/ is dead

>>144024239
Go drown in pools some more fraudchito

>>144024239
DELETE THIS

>>143965310
>>143965394
>>143965480
>tfw no one appreciates my PC shitposting

>>144023281
Does Dorf even use Ganondorf anymore? He didn't use him once against Lio.

>>144023394
How about you get a Wii U, the real game, and get your shit kicked in so you'll know your place?

>a fucking macmain talking shit

>>144024154
I misread, 1 more player and he has to cough up $22

>>144024304
Reminder our doors are always open at the discord

>>144024492
Winner finals got 2 stocked twice
Want the video?

>>144024553
They're not.

>>144024756
Go away JipC

>>144023250
Is melee finally dead

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>>144024497
>implying I never played the Wii U version and both games are wildly different

SOON, in a couple of days, when I'm getting paid

I think you reversed the roles boyo

>>144024756

Yes, they are, in both discord.

If You're not there, either you don't want to or You're a shitposter like Hoody, Fishy and macfag

>>144024842
It was inevitable.

Still a surprise.

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>>144024847

My NNID is ready

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I just came back from dinner and what the fuck is happening.

Did I really start a shitstorm because I criticized Dorf? Is he some untouchable figure here?

>>144024847

What's the point of having your tripcode there?

Last week /ssbg/ was good because you and Fishy weren't tripfagging around, so fuck off.

>>144024975
>If You're not there, either you don't want to or You're a shitposter like Hoody, Fishy and macfag
This isn't true. There's no real way to get into Moxy's discord without actively seeking it out which is impossible if you aren't already in a clique with people involved in it.

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>>144024975
>joining pedoniggers discord

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>>144025082
I don't think so criticize me all you want
I'm quite touchable
I'm not hiding like that one DDDfaggot

Come at me.