/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>143928864
Someone actually bought 250 Loot Crates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ap-RGMayeI

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First for crazy praying mantis lady

>30 posts early

>Tfw Reinhardt is your fav and he's gonna get nerfed

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Post grills

>>143928952
I want to fuck DVa boipussy

Can a janny delete that OP pic

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Chill out guys

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Nice early general, retard.
Anyway, D.Va

Favorite map?
I like Hollywood

>>143929583
Money, also is it really that large of an upgrade?

>falling for the forced 50 is a meme mene

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>>143929661

If crits do 2x damage and mercy boosts attack by 30%, does that mean widowmaker should be able to one shot pretty much everybody under 500hp?

>>143929820
post your winrate

>>143929789
>is it really that large of an upgrade?
yeah.

>>143929789
1070 is better than 980ti

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>When the team deserves a Lucio but some shitter forces a Zenyatta

>>143928952
Genderswap skins when? I'd fuck the fuck out of boy-D.Va

Mccree is balanced just keep your distance

>>143929661
that's a hot pairing

>>143928864
>making a thread 50 posts early

What's it like being pure cancer?

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Post 'em.

>>143929738
All 3 Nepals are good. But Temple Nepal is top tier. Love going Genji that round

>>143929862
She can do it already except for Bastion who has armor.

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Looking for lewd Roadhog btag ideas
I'm thinking about RawHog

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If someone buys Overwatch for me, I'll be your healslut.

>>143929789
Just wait instead of buying the goddamn /v/ meme card AGAIN
https://youtu.be/BdwUsalwBJ8

>>143929917
Left click

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Post 'em boys
>had to retry the catchpha because it wouldnt connect the first time

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POST BARAHARDT

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>>143930005

4 minutes into the game and I have the 4 gold medals with like 2 kills as the tank what the fuck

>>143930043

Cancer

>>143930058

Nobody wants a poorfag on their team who can only left click. Do you really think bad support players are in high demands?

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Is there anything more fun than playing Lucio on Lijang Tower and wallriding endlessly on the pillars on those two points?

>>143930043
TheWholeHog

>>143928864
enforced
50%
winrate

>>143930152
Get used to it. If you're good matchmaking is going to insist you carry your teams forever.

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impure

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>>143929820

Does being in the 5X% area mean you're at forced 50%

>>143930127
>completely hairless

>>143930262
DID SOMEONE SAY

SHARK TITTIES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KyjCMFK4c&feature=youtu.be

more like this

>>143930270
I would say 48-52 is forced 50

>>143930262
I'd fuck a shark mercy At least thats what i think thats supposed to be

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>>143929873

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>>143928952
STOP POSTING THIS
EVERY
THREAD

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>>143930005
Trying my best to carry in solo queue.

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>>143930104

>>143930302
that clearly isn't a shark

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>flashbanging a Pharrah after she uses shift over a cliff/hole

>>143930337
didn't have the dragon roaring sound

0/10

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>>143930337
how clever and original

>>143930359
sharks don't have ears
sharks have fins

that's just some mary sue furry abomination

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>>143930005

>>143922883
Now I want to play with you guys...
ExtremeMeme#11737
I have a potato computer, so don't judge me too hard.

Win every defense game easy, lose every attack game after questioning my life choices. This is getting old. Nerf to defenders when

>>143930437
McSkill strikes again

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>>143930127

>>143930532
nerf THIS
*unzips dick*

>>143930485
>That final little fuck you deflection
Priceless

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>>143930485
>that deflect at the end

>>143930547
That actually is a good usage of McRee though.

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>It's another widowmaker on Anubis defense episode

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>payload
>they don't push the payload, just try to do stupid flank shit and snipe

YOU LITERALLY JUST NEED TO PUSH THE CART REEE STOP PLAYING HANZO AND WIDOWMAKER AND TORB AND REAPER PUSH THE CAAAAAAART REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well, at least I'm closing in on 50% finally.

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>Every Hanzo POTG involves his Q.
Nah m8.

>>143930485

This might be the least impressive genji Q I've ever seen, why you felt the need to record, convert and upload this baffles me.

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>>143930168
fuck off

Lucio's self-heal needs to be taken away, period

>Lucio does this shit
>riding around pillar like 20ft in the air, contesting the point on koth
>I'm playing tracer
>hit him dead on as he's skating by
>by the time he's circled back around he's healed my damage + more
>took all 4 of us there 15 seconds to kill him

stupidly fucking broken

I really hate widowmaker

>>143930609
That's why I called him McSkill

>>143930532
You'll be laughing after you see the stats blizzard has mined on att/def win rates

I'll summarize, def wins more often when the skill of the players is low, attack wins more when the skill gets high.

>>143930152
>no damage zarya
>shit zen vs their rez every 2 seconds mercy
>ok junkrat
>hanzo that literally has bow drawn at a blank wall with no one even near by vs their mlg widow
like what the fuck is this game

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>>143930640

Anyone got that Zenyatta smiley emoji macro?

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>Tfw you unbox the one good legendary skin for your "main"

>>143930734
>BACK YOU DIRTY APES

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>>143930638
it was the deflect he was showing, dumbshit

>>143930793
this one?

>>143930640
>can't kill lucio as tracer

time to uninstall your life, stretch.

>>143930547
>tfw my term for McCree picked up

>>143930734
>blm.jpg

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>>143930637
muh dick

>>143930638
the webm isn't mine

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>>143930104
Why are we posting these? Well here is my 3rd world Canadian internet.

>>143930830
There's one where all the balls are replaced with smileys as well.

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>>143930830
>hitting something with hanzo's truck sized arrows is impressive

?????????

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>>143930640
OHHHHHHH ANON
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
CLLLLLAAAAPPPP FOR YOUR SUPPORT BRO
AND FEEELLLL THE POOOOOWWWEEERRRR

Which is best?

>Mcreeee
>McRetard
>McRightclick
>McSkill

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>gotta play Overwatch but also want to play Blood and Whine

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>when you meme just right

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>Deflect an ulting bastions shot in tank mode right back into his face
>doesn't do anything because he has like 500 fucking health in that mode so he just takes it and continues on his merry, free POTG way

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>>143930793
I got you famiglia

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>>143930104
kk

>>143931015
fuck off

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>>143930952

>>143931015
>gotta play Overwatch but final exams start in a few days
THANKS BLIZZ

>>143931006
McSkill. Right Click only McCree gets fucked up

>>143929909
Do you think I'm wrong that I consider Zenyatta a "sniper." I feel like he should be the lone long-range type guy on the team and that having a Hanzo + Zenyatta weakens the team.

>>143931006
McSkill easily.
I'm 100% biased on the fact that I've been using the term for a few weeks now.

>>143931067
Outplayed.

>>143931006
Asspained

>>143928952
>>143930384
check out my dogecoin video from 2.5 years ago ;)

>want to play koth
>keep getting attack defense
fix this shit, blizzard

>>143931080
fuck off

>>143931067
Why didn't you dash in and spam M2 behind him you pussy

EVERY FUCKING GAME IS A SHIT SIDED STOMP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>143930824
What skin fampai?

>>143931206
No, every now and then something breaks and you get an actual close game.

>>143931006
McCrutch
McCuck

>>143931168
Don't ever fucking reply to one of my posts again, you idiot.

I legit only have fun if I win. I don't even mind if I'm carried. I only want to be matched with good players on my team and matched against shit players. Idc if the enemy are all retarded 3 year old I'll still enjoy destroying them.

>>143931260
who cares what japs think, they jerk it to little gitls

>>143930127
>No hair
Bad barra tbqh

the only hero i have fun with is roadhog

>>143931082
>saying hanzo has a big hitbox is autism

lmao

they timed it just right both zarya's and mei's ults but didn't count on transcendence

god I love zenyboi

>>143928952
Cool, now do the rest.

>>143930952
>People still think this is true

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What's your favorite Torbjorn skin? Which do you think looks the best?

>>143931127
No. Zen absolutely does not have the health or shields or survivability at all to get close to any enemy. He is designed to heal one person, cripple one enemy, and snipe from long range because the balls he fire have a very long travel time and can wreck on headshot.

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>really bad at widow
>practice on moving AI at practice range
>long time later
>way better
>go into game as widow
>cant hit anything

JUST

Do you think they'll make Hanzo arrows more visible? In flight, Hanzo's arrows become little white streaks that are hard to notice sometimes and don't make any sounds.

Meanwhile in TF2, it's abundantly clear to you and anybody around you that "YEP, THAT WAS A BIG HUNTSMAN ARROW THAT FLEW PAST MY HEAD. IT EVEN MADE A WISPY AIR SOUND AS IT PAST BY MY EAR."

>>143931303
s-sorry senpai, how is your wife's boyfriend?

>>143931382
no, making a deal out of it is.

>>143931404
i played him so much during beta but havnt tried him at all when the game came out. started him up again today and I'm loving it. I feel like a cuck for playing so much mercy

Waifu fagotry is the worst part of vgs board culture.

>>143929909

Blame Blizzard for making one fun support

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>>143931303
why the fuck would you pretend that was you?

>>143928864
Anyone Playing on PS4 right now?

PSN: GunSmoke373

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>Hey buddy I see you are solo queueing here I'm gonna put you into a hopeless game
>And just for kicks the other team is going to be a premade
>You better not leave or we'll take away your precious xp from you! Don't you want some skins that are objectively uglier than the default skins?

quality matchmaking blizzard

>>143931493
>no, making a deal out of it is.

That's literally the opposite of what happened. I said it wasn't impressive

>>143931515
Shut the fuck up, I reply to whatever I want

Just found out that the losing team gets a damage buff at overtime, that's why there's so many comebacks.

>>143931470
That's what I said, you fuck. That he is the team's sniper because he needs to be a mile away shooting things at people.

>>143931515
Nice edit, faggot.

>S Tier
McCree
Widowmaker
Reinhardt
Lucio

>A Tier
Soldier 76
Junkrat
Winston
Zarya
Mercy
Bastion against complete shitters

>B Tier
Genji
Pharah
Reaper
Tracer
Mei
Roadhog
Symmetra

>C Tier
Hanzo
Torbjorn
D-Va
Symmetra

>D Tier
Zenyatta
Bastion

this is just my shit opinion but what do you guys think

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>>143931494
>he doesn't have a waifu

>>143931305
Play bots.

This game is built for low IQ scrubs. I can see why most people like it,

>>143931486
Arrow do not tend to make noise when traveling through the air.

>>143931474
>Try Widow
>In 7 games I'm 1/6 with her in wins
>Aim is barely 40% with very few eliminations and half of that accuracy is hitting shields

>>143931569
If you really don't care about the penalty then what's even the matter

>>143931587
you keep on replying anon. it's just sad at this point.

>>143931494
get a load of this normalfag

I just had a game against 6 soldier 76. How do you counter that? They were all healing and autoaiming and rocket blasting us

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>try watching some high level streamers to learn how to deal with difficult situations (particularly getting through certain bullshit chokepoints that defending teams just camp with turrets and snipers and you can never break through all game)
>the defending teams in those matches never even play those characters OR try to defend those points, instead just setup further down the map

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>>143930104
Same anon, it got worse
Is this what its like to be an aussie?

>>143931678
>This game is built for low IQ scrubs

Then you'll fit right in

>>143931609
[citation needed]

>>143931746

>wnemy team about to win
>nobody even TRIES to contest it
Whats the point?

>>143931638
I would move bastion to B or C tier, and D.Vat to D tier.

>>143930734
noice

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I have never hated a match so much in my entire life

>>143931638
>zarya and lucio not in their own SSS tier

>>143931718
But you're the one replying?

What makes you better?

>>143931637
>>143931591
(you)

>>143931260
>japs using "Korean" the way 4chin anons use "nigger"
I learned a thing today

>bayonetta has had sex therefore she is impure
strangely puritanical views from the country of tentacle sex and lolis.
maybe that's why they like them so much- they're too young to have had sex and therefore "pure" as compared to a grown woman who may or may not have had it.

>>143931638
I think you need to stop making tier lists.

>>143931746
Roadhog, Genji, Junkrat, Widow, etc.

>>143931634
>Asks me if I think you're wrong
>Tell you no, you're not wrong to consider Zen a sniper

>Calls me a fuck

What the fuck?

>>143931746
All soldiers.

>>143931645
Does Reinhardt count?

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>>143931638

>>143931746
We're all soldiers now.

>>143931638
Omnics are people too you bigot. I mean, they're not literally people, but they're the same thing in their own horrifyingly alien Omnic ways.

>>143931943
of course!

>>143931821
>A team of Widow and McCrees
You couldn't just go tracer?

>>143931638
>just my shit opinion

we can tell, anon

>>143931638
I would shift Sym up to B, DVa down to D, Tracer up to A and Junkrat down to B I think.

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>>143931691
How about, oh I don't know, making a half-decent matchmaker instead of some arbitrary "punishment" to try and keep people in line with your shit one?

Just an idea, of course. It's not like shit matchmaking has plagued blizzard games for years now where some simple changes would make it tolerable.

>>143932016
Mccree is a counter to Tracer
And one bodyshot kills Tracer from Widow

>there are 'people' who support an aimbot scene and ranked aimbotting for a casual game

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BLIZZARD STOP FUCKING PUTTING ME ON TEAMS WITH INBRED FUCKING CUNTS

I'm about to refund this fucking game this shit isn't fun

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>>143931342
>>143930289
this is the only other one i had and it has weird anatomy

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>>143931634
>Am I wrong to think...
>No, you're not
>THAT'S WHAT I SAID YOU FUCK

Settle down spergmuffin

>>143931260
>that Bayonetta thread

I really hope that third post is just a shitposter or an extreme outlier cause if not then even without SJW/tumblr involvement there's no fucking hope for their future either.

>Reinhardt calls Widowmaker a coward for fighting from afar
>Meanwhile Reinhardt walks around with a bitchass shield 24/7

oh the irony. Reinhardt is the biggest pussy in the entire game.

>>143931759
High level games are super-snowbally on attack/defence. You can't hold a forward choke because once it breaks the game just ends.

In normal pubs the dynamic is that defending teams have the advantage, but in high level/competitive games that switches and suddenly defence has a really hard job against an attacking side that properly coordinates ultimates.

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Zenyatta fag with a question here, is it best to save your ultimate to force a team push, or to save your teammates from an enemy ult like I did here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMrNbZ1q00Q)?

Or, alternatively, just use it to save yourself since your teammates are nothing without me

>>143932106
??? no there aren't ??? rofl

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>Mercy is 37 years old
Why do people play as this disgusting old hag again?

>>143932105
>Getting hit by all that shit
Why is everyone who plays tracer this bad?

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>tfw level 40 something and only got 2 legendary skins so far, both inferior to default ones
>tfw i've got this fucking roadhog victory pose 3 times already

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>>143932190
>competitive
>casualwatch

>>143932268
t. pedophile

>>143932268
d va pls go

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>join losses in progress with all winstons or some dumb shit on my team
>payload defense where they win in 4 minutes
>8 losses in a row
right cool game, I guess winning all day yesterday is my punishment for playing alone now

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>>143932268
>mfw people like Mercy, the barren old hag, more than young and fertile D.Va

>>143932285
I've heard bought chests have better skin droprates ;)

>>143932297
How casual a game is has no bearing on people playing it seriously/competitively. There are competitive rock-paper-scissors players, and competitive hearthstone players.

>>143932278
m8
You've obviously never played Tracer if you think Mccree isn't the biggest counter she has aside from maybe Roadhog

>>143928864
How do I play Genji? How should I attack with him and how good is right click melee.

>>143932268
The better question is how do people main this boring piece of shit?

>>143932232
all of the above 2bh

>lead way because team is full of pussies and there's no rein
>ult
>ok boys let's push this fucking cart
>look back
>there's no one behind me because teammates are flanking

eerevytiem

>>143932268

She was 37 when OW fell, she's probably like 70 now

>>143931953
i like it

>>143932278
It's literally unavoidable sometimes. A McCree (perhaps luck, perhaps with the aid of hanzo or widowmaker's wallhack abilities) will just wait in a corner and insta-flashbang you before you even know he's there

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Literally can't win

Oh man after finally playing genji a bunch this afternoon he finally clicked with me and he's probably my new favorite character to play.

I think it was all the zenyatta orb shooting that made me really comfortable playing genji.

He is super fun to play because every match feels completely different with him since so much of it is based on how the enemy team is playing their characters.

>widowmaker will never bite you
JUST

>>143932418
Because they're submissive healsluts.

True bros pick Jet Set Lucio and help the team get to the points faster.

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>Skins for my favorite hero and my brother's favorite hero
Dayum son

>>143932418
by masturbating furiously while i play

>>143932232
I'd say the team's safety comes first, then comes forcing them to just fucking go already, and then comes Oh Shit Im About To Die.

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>win game
>back to main menu
>lose game
>next match, same teams! :D
what the fuck is with this game?

HOLD THE DOOR

>>143932190
I know but that's what bugs me. Everybody in those games doesn't try that stuff because they all know "oh they'll break through this easily" so they don't even try, but I don't know how to do it. But because it's assumed everybody knows how to do it in high level games, it never happens I can't see how to do it.

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>>143930104
>>143931765
>tfw Australian too
It was half this speed yesterday, I had to spend about an hour on the phone with them trying to fix it.

>tfw hopefully fiber by September
>tfw we'll never get full fiber network and we'll be stuck on the copper/fiber network for at least another decade
Yay Australia.

>>143932482
>no support
okay kiddo

>>143932435
>>143932268
I doubt mercy has aged past 20 with all of her magical healing technology

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I love walking behind a Mei

>>143932415
The combo is right click, melee, shift. The shift animation will cancel the animation of the other two, it's very fast damage.

You play him by flaking, harassing with your shurikens and moving in and executing if someone gets low. Use deflect to counter retards. Use your ulti when your team distracts the enemy and come from behind to wipe them reset spam.

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>>143931241
Only the best anon.

>>143932393
The only bearing is how much money companies want to dump into it.
CS:Skin only has a "competitive scene" because it has Valve's gatcha behind it.

>>143931821
>not just going all winstons/reapers

Am I crazy, or does the final win before you level determine what you'll get in your loot box?

I notice that when I get a win right before I level up, I get something rare in my loot box. When I don't, it's 3 whites and blue.

>>143932601
Thanks a lot man.

I have decide that I'll never do the stand in front of a Bastion with my shield up meme again. It never fucking works in my games and things always start going better when I actually get into the fight instead.

>>143932602
why the fuck is your image so small?

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>>143929909
>Zenyatta player switches as only support
>To something that isn't a support

This has happened three times in a row

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>>143932285
Nice name.

>>143932482
Your team comp should have looked like
Genji
Genji
Pharah
Pharah
Widowmaker
Reinhardt

>>143929456
>Roadhog without Junkrat

What is this? Is horrible!

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>>143932268
>Not taking the advice of based Benny Frank

>>143932415
Right click > Melee > Shift does a ton of damage.
Snipe with shuriken, use right click in close quarters, melee often, fuck over shit like Widows with your mobility and shit like Bastion with deflect.

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>91%

holy shit how is this even possible

Anyone want to play? We've got 3 people so far in group. We've been doing pretty good f a m.

Add me Aomine#11781 NA East Coast

>>143932590

Doesn't make her less of a grandma

>>143932712
No idea, shared to Facebook and saved it. Is there an easier method?

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>>143932591

>>143932747
i had one game as widow where I was on fire 97% of the game, you just have to hope for a stomp

>>143932575
It's 100% coordinated ultimates. Either obvious wombo combos like Zaryas black hole+Tracer/Pharah/etc ult or just a coordinated push with Lucio ult with Genji ulting from behind or whatever.

>>143931026
Legit hard to beat if they place their turrets well.

>>143932786
so you're a console player?

>>143932747
I got like 95% once

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>>143932590
you keep telling yourself that, mercy.

>Be Reinhardt
>Team has four long range characters
>I'm the only one capable of firing at immobile turret

Forced 50 isn't real.

>>143931854
>strangely puritanical views from the country of tentacle sex and lolis.

a nip neckbeards still a neckbeard, and neckbeards want virgins so the girl doesnt realize how shit they are in bed/dont have any point of reference how terrible they are in general

>>143932747
Zenyatta is easy as fuck to get fire with

>>143932747
I've managed 93% before with a tanky team/tanky enemy team.

>>143932747
it's really not that hard, especially as a support, but you need to go well out of your way to not ever die and it HAS to be a stomp

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>>143932117

don't be mad because you've found your peers.

>4 environmental kills
>there's a card for environmental kills
lucio on that greek map should be illegal desu

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>>143932591
God DAMN

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>>143932747
Zenyatta has such a high skill cap if you can hit people in the head.

>tfw three shot tanks

>>143932839
PS4. I know, I know. I'll leave.

>>143931458
Citron

DeWALT for life

>>143931026
I fucking hate this little dwarf cunt

I fucking hate him

I wish I could wipe him from existence

I wish I could torture him and everyone who plays him to death slowly

Mr. build a gun that shoots automatically for me since I'm a no skill camper

Fuck this little swedish cunt for existing

Why the fuck is his gun so powerful? He already gets some dumb turret that locks on in 0.001 seconds. If I hear MOLTEN COOOOORE one more fucking time I'm going to go and reap the nearest midget I see IRL

>Tfw you fire strike just right

>>143932491
>widowmaker will never bite you or sit on your face

Why even live?

>>143932874
Maybe the second easiest hero behind Lucio.

The combination of putting out passive healing while also doing damage drives the fire calculator fucking crazy.

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>Have 3 legendary skins for heroes I don't play all that much
>Have no skins for the 3 heroes I play the most

Anyone else want to join? We've got 4

Aomine#11781 NA East coast

>mercy sits there and only heals the sniper on offense half the fucking match
>gets all the commendations when we lose

STOP BEING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>143930637
what the fuck is this?
every time i peak with hanzo i have 13 widowmakers aiming at me how do people just run around and throw arrows at oblivious people?

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>>143930104
>>143932576

>play only Zarya today
>win all 8 of my games
This might be my go to hero if I need to carry desu.
She has a good mix of support, tanking, dps, and her ult is extremely good.

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If she didnt have the best ass in the game i'd hate mei

>Tracer harassing your Mercy
>you turn and catch him as he comes out of a teleport with tri-rocket
UNF. Wish I had Shadowplay on.

>>143933126
Damn son, what are you paying for?

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>>143933021

>>143933045
I find Zen is actually easier if you spam discord, but yeah Lucio gets tons too

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>>143932268
CHRISTMAS
CAKE

>>143929456
>Humanity
>Omnics
>And vegetable/insectoid people
This would top out my hype to absurd levels

>>143932232
I do all of the above

>if I'm fucked in a corner or something with no teamates near me I ult and run to nearest teamates
>hear enemy ult phrase whatever it is use it to save them hopefully and to save me of course
>if I'm last of my team alive on a contested point or pushing or stopping a payload I'll ult just to stall so my teamates will hopefully make it in time to help

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>>143933096
>Find the sniper playing like a total bitch halfway across the map from the action not contributing anything
>Stand BEHIND them out of sight
>Rightclick

mercy is so easy

What'll make you leave before the match even starts?
>route 66 offense
>2 widows
>bastion

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>tfw your friends are so fucking braindead to the point where they shoot at Genji in turret mode as Bastion
>tfw you've stopped giving a shit

>>143933128

She literally outDPSs every other character other than junkrat and bastion

>>143932482
>no healer

shit team

>>143933212
she's well past her expiration though, she'll never find a husband

>>143933190
ADSL 2

>>143932398
>>143932461
>He can't blink-bait the bang and watch Cowboy miss all of his slow shots
>The moment he lands one you just rewind your ass
Being bad still doesn't mean shit.
http://www.tubechop.com/chop/YrWWapPUkeI

>>143933212
37 is leaving Christmas cake territory and approaching granny status.

>>143933250
enjoy getting matched with shitters

>>143930667
So what you're saying i should just leave all attack games until I stop getting stuck with fucking moronic teammates who keep touching the stove?

hey dudes, does this game have voicechat?

>>143932576
Im not australian, its even worse
North Dakota

>>143932785
>>143932851
Fuck off you god be damned pedophiles, the only other options are the gook, the mudskins, an annoying brit, and a fatass, most of those with shitty accents. How can you resist the superior Aryan Angel?
>tfw you will never follow Mercy to Vallhalla

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I just love Streepig

>>143933212
Reminder that Mercy's HEALING NANOMACHINES keep her body in pristine 21 year old condition.

>>143932268
This. D.VA is still in her prime. She's best girl

>>143930612
Reaper can be helpful by taking out people in the back trying to stop you.

The cart only goes at max speed when 3 people are on it anyways.

>>143933021
He's only good on defense. Be happy about that, because otherwise I would play him for every match.

>>143933375
Still 9 years too old

>>143933340
of course it does dingus

>>143933286
>He can't blink-bait the bang and watch Cowboy miss all of his slow shots
You can't do this if you don't know he's there

>The moment he lands one you just rewind your ass
Confirmed for never playing Tracer. You recall or blink while you're stunned.

>>143933363
What's your average hook accuracy.

>>143933363
I think Roadhog is my least favourite hero to play against.

Everyone bitches about Bastion or Mei or whatever, but Roadhog has the least counterplay I think. If he hooks you you're fucking dead, and the hitbox on that thing puts Hanzos arrows to shame.

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>>143930485
Oh wow my play got saved and posted by someone.. Th-thanks

>>143933254
Where did this 76 Dad + D.Va daughter thing come from, anyway? Is there any basis for it in their backgrounds, or is it just people injecting their fetishes into everything?

>>143933375
You wish she literally has lines in the game asking Mei how she still looks so young, you can hear the jelly in her voice

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>>143932716
Was Bruno the ultimate cuck?

>>143933021
>Torb
>Camping

You're a battle engie with a sniping weapon and a mini sentry on steroids.

I wish the hammer had a gimmick like faster dps than the regular melee attacks.

>>143933212
ara ara

>>143933434
Agreed

We need a Loli hero

>>143933316
No, you should carry your retarded team and lead them to victory with your inspiring leadership skills, game sense and charisma.

>>143933243
>tfw you will never paint that butt white

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>>143933357
>everyone who's not into women who take their teeth out at night is a pedophile

>>143933469
It's shit

I gotta practice more

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>you can't choose what game you join
>yet are penalized if you leave

remove hanzo

>>143933539
no that was SuzieQ

>>143933574
the hammer does 75 damage per hit compared to the regular 30 damage per hit
that's the same damage as reinhardt's hammer

>>143932747
It's obscenely easy as Roadhog because his heal inflates his fire gauge like a motherfucker.

>>143933532
>"My whole watchpoint team went into cryo-stasis! I was the only survivor! :D All my friends are dead!"

>>143933574
The hammer does have better DPS. But it's not as good as your shotgun.

>>143933574
Playing Torb is amazing. His left click is somewhere in between a sniper rifle and a noobtube and his right click is one of the best shotguns in the game. Setting up your turret somewhere sneaky then roaming around raping people for scrap is the best.

>>143933524
>the hitbox on that thing puts Hanzos arrows to shame.
>People still think Hanzo arrows have any sort of special hitbox

>>143933458
>Your arguement relies on Cree having perfect aim/awareness when you're the faster character
I didn't say rewind when you get stunned, you just shouldn't get hit by that shit. You're clearly stuck in baby leagues if you think running in a straight line or corridor toward a McCree without blinks is a good idea.

>>143933453
oh fuck, maybe I should refund it

it's probably full of underage cod niggas

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>>143933593

Mercy's daughteru for next hero.

>>143933637
that's blizzard for you, i've got a penalty for leaving lijang like three times in a row

decided fuck it, i might as well fuck around as hanzo or genji

>>143933743
test it on training bots

not hard to notice vs hitscan

when are they going to nerf defense on certain maps? there's basically very little you can do against degenerate bastion/reinhardt setups on some of these capture the point maps.

>>143933782
nobody uses it on PC

>>143933743
Hanzo is an Anor Londo Archer expy, he fires telephone poles.

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>>143933743

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WHAT IS FORCED 50?

>>143928875
>>143928875
>>143928875
>>143928875

everyone needs to read this and hopefully blizzard will do something about it eventually

>that feeling 2 minutes into a game when you realise you're matched with shitters and you're gonna get rolled

I leave the game senpai

what's some good genji music?
I'm on a roll with topping gold medals and shitting on kids

>>143933825
Training bots have fucked up hitboxes and people have shown proof that the arrows don't have a ridiculous hitbox.

>>143933286
>Just blink the near-instant flashbang aoe stun lol

>>143933782
I haven't heard a single person use voice chat

Also what the fuck are you doing. Play the game to see if you like it.
Not like they'll give your dumbass a refund anyway

>Zenyatta is always last or 2nd to last on tier lists
>He's probably the most fun support imo since he can help melt tanks and he has fire and forget heals

How do we fix Zenyatta?

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>That one torbjorn that trash talks

>>143933532
She's only asking in case Mei has the right blood type she needs to prolongue herself.

You think ressurection comes without a blood price?

>Lucio heals for 6k
>20% of damage dealt to us
>Expects commendations

>>143933830

maps are actually offense favored

>>143933021
>Swedish
Based retard.

>>143933524
he's only really super dangerous to people who have no business being anywhere near him, so you either fucked up or he snuck around somewhere which every other character can do anyway

except lucio who gets put in a dumpster but fuck him anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWxshvTo60

>blizzard in charge of map design

>>143933928
Make some of his HP armor so he can survive a single Widow bodyshot.

>>143933286
>Blink baiting in a game where it favors the shooters

You'll just be teleported back to where you were and ready to eat lead.

>>143933928
Maybe buff his healing orb a bit.
I think when Widow gets nerfed, Zenny will be used a lot more often.