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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previous Thread: >>143861213

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>Mercy
She is fine.

>Zenyatta
Health increased to 175.
Shield decreased to 75.

>Symmetra
Increased weapon alt fire travel speed.
Slightly increased beam tether range.

>McCree
Roll distance doubled.
Roll grants invincibility, but does not reload.

>Soldier: 76
He is fine.


>Genji
Alt fire spread reduced slightly.

>Reaper
Teleport speed increased slightly.
Wraith Form cooldown increased to 15 seconds.

>Tracer
She is fine.

>Widowmaker
Health reduced to 175.
When hit while zoomed in, she will flinch.
Bodyshot damage reduced by 10%

>Bastion
Armor reduced to 75.
Turret ammo reduced to 150 instead of 200.

>Hanzo
Arrow damage decreased to 29-75 below 0.25 seconds charged.

>Junkrat
He is fine.

>Winston
1.5x damage increase for his tickle gun.
Shield durability increased by 50 health.

>Roadhog
Weapon alt-fire spread increased slightly.
Hook range decreased.

>Zarya
Beam now gives a more clear indicator of its range.

>Reinhardt
Double his walking speed.

>Lucio
Double his heal and speed boost.
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Anyone know when Weekly Brawl is supposed to change?
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>>143869241
>changing the range on a range specific skill shit
stop posting
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Wheres that fuckboi mercy player.

Hit me up
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>Mercy
Players resurrected by Ult are revived with 50% of their max health

>Zenyatta
When an enemy with an attached discord orb dies, the orb travels to a nearby enemy (it returns if there are none around)

>McCree
Fan the Hammer cannot score headshots
Flashbang stuns on direct hit only
Combat Roll cooldown decreased

>Widowmaker
If damage is taken while scoped in, rifle charge is reduced.
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>>143869268
tomorrow/tonight
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>>143869191

If you don't like it, you can leave. I'm gonna practice shit until I don't suck at it. If you want to jerk off to your precious winrate (lmao forced50) then you can be the one to eat the XP loss.
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>>143869241
>Double his heal and speed boost.
are you having a giggle mate
lucio and mercy are must picks in competitive
he doesn't need shit
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>>143869241
>those mcree changes
jesus blizzard, is that you?
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>its a you get queued into a hanamura stomp episide
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>>143869241
>D.va
ult does half damage through walls
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>>143869241
>This entire changelog

Are you retarded or trolling?

First of all, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING if any of the characters you mentioned needed buffs or nerfs, you buff that they're good at and then nerf what they're bad at. You give each character distinct strengths and weaknesses that can be used or taken advantage of. That's how diversity works. If you try to homogenize it and make every character the same then it turns into League of Legends.
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good times with genji
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whten the fuck will blizzard fix projectiles disappearing after death
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>>143869241
>>143869308
Just stop already, this isn't funny.
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>>143869268
>he doesn't play hearthstone
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>>143869241
roll already grants some sort of iframe thing
go test it out with a friend
some roadhog hooked me, and i rolled backwards right when he shot right into my face and not a single bit of shrapnel hit me
and then i fucking shit all over his face and he raged
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What does it mean on twitch when people say NA ULT or EU ULT?
Usually it's a fail on NA ULT but I don't get it
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Do you think Blizzard with ever patch the game to have a better netcode or allow LAN?
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>>143869439
>MCHZ
>lvl 6
mmr in action
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>>143869241
this shitter is at it again
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>>143869441
>2016
>he doesn't play hitscan heroes only
kek
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friendly reminder to not pick Genji.
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STOP SPAWNCAMPING ON KOTH MAPS YOU GODDAMN RETARDS.

Its the fastest way to lose a game
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Overtime has to be nerfed christ
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Who level 20+ with no legendaries here
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>>143869439
>voting for yourself
Don't make it so obvious
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>>143869542

That shitter here, and those are NOT my patch notes. That little faggot's cribbed a bunch of mine, though.
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don't forget to rate close matches positive, even if you lose
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>>143869548
name one hitscan hero with no projectiles
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>>143869496
>blizzard
nope
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>>143869554
>he hasn't seen a decent Genji before
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>>143869391
learn to aim your waifu better, faggot
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>>143869618
you obviously don't know what hitscan is
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>final push into B
>15 seconds on the clock
>my ult is ready waiting for a big revive
>one teammate dead gotta hold it
>two teammates dead gotta hold it a bit longer
>three dead JUST A BIT MORE
>four dead AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>143869268
free lootcrate for playing these shitty brawls like hearthstone when?
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Does Symmetra's teleporter last until it's destroyed or does it have a timer?
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COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT

armor reduces damage by 5 per hit if damage is >16
armor reduces damage by 50% if damage is =<16
shotguns only have the reduction applied to one pellet per shot

use shotguns against armored heroes
use armor against pew pew heroes
use d.va against winston
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>>143869649
That's right. Seems rare like 99% the Genji player is dogshit.
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>>143869583
you need to git gud
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>>143869618
>not exclusively playing bastion
you are letting your team down
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admit it, you've peeked atleast once on dead asshero
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Why does no one stick together when I play as Lucio? The team keeps splitting up into teams of one and expects me to follow all of them.

They get mad if I don't follow them, and they keep asking for heals. All of them. At the same time.
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is zenyatta or symmetra a team gimp if you pick them? I really like symmetra but I hate that she is only DECENT on defense. Is it even possible to play symmetra on the attack in any meaningful way?
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>>143869478
have you never watched a league stream?
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>>143869682
6 uses.
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>>143869682
It lasts for 6 uses, until it's destroyed, or until the enemy has pushed a payload to a new point.
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>>143869674
did you die at four?
wy didnt you res at three? that would have been sufficient

>>143869698
what about shields? what the fuck do those do?
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Widow gutted when. Fuck her no aim damage and having the only ult in the game that isn't announced across galaxies.
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>>143869818
no, why?
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>enemy team hiding behind Reinhardt's shield
>be Lucio
>boost up speed
>dash in behind them
>blast Reinhardt out of the way with alt
>they all panic trying to hide behind him again
>he's flipping his shit and swinging a hammer around trying to hit me
>skate around the wall and escape
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Why is junkrat so damn fun to play? I love shooting pharahs down with his mine, and i love the salt when when assault classes repeatedly die to his mine+trap combo.

Also does anyone know when competitive is supposed to drop? Are there going to be sites like tf2center that puts together games? Even just for the forces voice comms with something like mumble?
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>>143869682
When you're playing symmetra and use a teleport a number shows up next to your ultimate % display
That number is the number of remaining uses on the teleport
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>>143869778
ITS NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER
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>>143869478
it means that NA players are shit while EU players are good.

NA ULT means that it was a wasted ult and that the player is bad.
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>>143869847
they regenerate?
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Am I crazy or does Reaper do low damage vs Mei?
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How to fix Gibraltar

1. Remove the first attack checkpoint under the bridge

That's it, enjoy your balanced map folks
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>Decide to have a bit of fun as mei and do a bit of BM
>Bind hello to mouse 5 and voiceline to mouse 4
>Lijiang tower control center
>Immedietly head up to the room that leads to the lip in the control room
>Hear clanking
>Bastion is trying to get up here
>Jump down and M1 freeze into M2 headshot kill
>"HELLO! A-MEI-ZING!"
>This happens three times in a row, by the same bastion in the span of 40 seconds.
>He decides to move to the other side
>Take the long scenic route by their spawn point taking my time to put up a shitty mei spray
>Bastion is deployed
>Freezekill him again and BM
>BeeRPonG: YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT MEI OH MY GOD
We still lost because of a shitty line up on our part but I had fun doing this.
Also a reminder to constantly BM bastion players whenever you see them.
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>>143869157
Who got all the Achievments here?

Some are a bit difficult to achieve/relay on the enemy team being stupid.
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>>143869825
>>143869823
>>143869892

Neat, thanks

Guess I should let the fatties use it if I'm playing tracer then
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>>143869241
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>Play Reaper
>Love him
Just like my Dark Eldars

:^)))
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>>143869616
I didn't play the beta, do match ratings effect anything? Or is it part of some datamining thing Blizz is doing?
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>>143869750
Pick Mercy on Payload, Lucio on KOTH
People are retards and have no idea how other heroes work so that's your best bet for a win.
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>playing widow
>get killed
>get all horny staring at her lifeless corpse
oh man
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What is the most fun 1v1? I like Pharah mirror air battles.
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>>143869730
I want to fill them all with my seed.
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>>143869930
Shoot her in her fat fucking face.
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WHER IS FUCBOI

MERCY PLAYER

HIT

ME

UP

SENPAI
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>under a week from release
>people have learned how to play
well d.va, you were fun
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>>143869656
>aim ult perfectly
>they all hide behind lamp posts or the payload
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>>143869674
>hanamura b losing point
>just need someone to step on it so we can respawn
>everyone stands on the platform and just lets them have it.

Fukkin why mang
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>>143869674
did he died?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLXu-sSMqP4
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Tell me /vg/, is it worth it?
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>>143869975
Junkrat vs Junkrat
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>>143870009
Can't get the Achievement anymore, because people just shield up or hide being a signpost. FUCK!
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>>143869919
Alright thanks
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>>143870029
this so fucking much, holy fuck soldier76 why are you standing outside it jesus christ get in there mate
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>>143869975
When you and one guy on the other team both start as widow on a control map and have a 1v1 sniper duel the entire game contributing nothing to the match while the rest of the players 5v5
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Who else /workingmemorialday/ here?
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zenyatta is really fucking annoying if you're a tank, jesus christ.
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>>143869939
>Enemy team has Bastion
>Pick Widowmaker
That was hard.
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>>143869975

Tracer and maybe Genji.
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10 bucks says they keep moba watch as a default gamemode once it rotates into the brawl

>see what heroes the enemy picks
>one unique hero per team
>no switching
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This whole anti-mains autism needs to stop.

Yes, playing 1 hero exclusively IS retarded and this game is based around switching heroes for different situations. But nobody can be expected to expertly play EVERY hero in the game. Hardly anybody is even capable of that.

Having a small but diverse set of mains that can handle the majority of situations and you focus all your time on learning and mastering is the optimal setup.
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>>143869975
>What is the most fun 1v1?

tracer vs tracer makes my head hurt, but it's the most fun i've had since early tf2 days.
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>>143870073
yes, just don't expect it to be a 15 hour grinder game (which it can be if they add more skins).

You will burn yourself out.
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>>143870013
>aim ult perfectly
>not counting how my aim was severely flawed

ok bud
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>>143870149
Well no shit, he's the counter to tanks.
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>>143870192
genji main detected
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>>143870203
>be hanzo
>shoot dragon from spawn
>goes across the map through the walls
>get 5 kills
heh... nothing personnel kid...
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>>143869659
>projectile disappearing before death can't happen on a hitscan hero

there isn't a hero with no projectiles whose primary weapon is hitscan
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>>143870153
The vast majority of what I play counters him anyway so eh, mei is just a favorite of mine for pissing off bastion players with the pure shenanigans you can pull. Freezing around corners is a particular favorite of mine.
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>>143870073
yes.
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>>143870259
lmao dank meme d00d
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>>143870073
If you're trying to play for a deep competitive experience, either the game is shallow as shit or the metagame is only in barebones stage right now. Aim is important because headshots are a significant DPS boost and positioning is challenging because there are several abilities that strongly counter hiding.
It also has only a few maps on release, and they're no Dustbowl or 2Fort but most of the maps are pretty decent.
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>>143870192
shh, we know its not your fault your team lost. the spawn wasn't going to protect itself
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is anything more satisfying than holding m1 on genji as mei?
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>>143870145
Ugh i have to go into the shop and clean up behind our shear even though i dont even use the motherfucker and finish some units i was too lazy to finish Friday
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Requesting that webm of Lucio shockwaving the three defending Reinhardts.
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The best matches in this game are between evenly matched teams, without a shadow of a doubt. That's when this game really fucking shines.

I just had a session that can only be described as a state of nirvana both teams played so well. I just wish that more matches were like that and there were less one-sided stomps all of the time.
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>>143870197
They need to make an all Tracer weekly brawl
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What character can fit into every composition or almost every one, and is generally easy enough that even the biggest retard italian casual can learn quickly?
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Let's talk about these "dream change lists" and stuff.

One thing I've noticed in common between all of them is that they take the problem and lower the number somewhere. For example, most of us can agree that McCree is a little too strong. Even if you don't agree, just follow me here. In this case, you don't nerf the Fan the Hammer. You nerf what he's already bad at. He's supposed to be good at ambushing people from behind corners. He's meant to be strong in that situation.

The problem is that he's just so generally "good" across the board. He doesn't have any glaring weaknesses that can be exploited. This is what any dream lists need to accomplish. Give the character something that can be exploited in order to defeat them. Not only does this lead down a bad path where the game is all about stat checks, but it also feels bad to people who genuinely like that playstyle. If someone who legitimately likes McCree sees this change, they would be disappointed, because chances are that this ambush-y style of gameplay is what drew them to McCree in the first place.

Similarly, when characters are too weak, you don't just want to buff whatever you deem their weakness to be. Just as a quick example, I personally would argue that Zenyatta is balanced but I've seen talk about him here, but I have seen people buff his base HP or change his HP in some way. Zenyatta is supposed to be squishy. You want to buff what he's good at. Not erase his weaknesses.

This style of balance that I see many people do would lead to a game where every Hero is the same and there's no reason to pick anyone over someone else except that their stats are better. We don't want Overwatch to turn into a game of stat checks. Giving each Hero unique strengths and weaknesses would lead to diversity.
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>>143870312
not playing genji
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I just got the game on Xbox. Mei and Junkrat are my favourites
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>>143869718
>ult
>rocket disappears midair
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>>143870382
mccree
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>>143870312
>is anything more satisfying than holding m1 on genji as mei?
yeah, picking mccree and going after mei in every single game.
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>>143870279
his can be dodged too

this is beginning to sound like a simple case of penis envy

also

>all ults should be the same
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>>143870382
mcree
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>play a few games
>teammate keeps picking mercy no matter the game mode
>check their profile
Is this fun for some people?
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>>143870284
Sorry, I'm salty about external stuff, didn't mean to come across as a dickhead.
Mei is good as fuck.
>Put up wall
>Press shift
>Heal to full
>Continue fighting
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>>143869712
Okay but Winston should not be the primary Tank. Reinhardt is the frontline, he protects the team as they make their push while Winston does his thing.

>>143870009
D.Va is hot fucking garbage and it's baffling. I think she's an annoying character too she's just fun to use
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>last point volskaya against double widow mcnigger and a reinhardt holding down M2

haha so much fun
im so glad the most boring, bland and braindead heroes also happen to be the objectively best ones :)
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>>143870434
>no dmg
What the fuck
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>>143870312
Pharah vs 5 Meis
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>>143870423
because her ult is shit
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>>143869241
Wait, does Widowmaker not even flinch when she gets hit while scoped in?
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>>143870434
reminds me of that guy on /b/ that only listened to that one Lincoln park song
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>>143870382
Mercy and Reinhardt, the only thing you really have to learn as mercy is when to ress, Reinhardt has probably the second lowest skill floor in the game when it comes to being a semi effective player. Soldier 76 and McCree are the mercy and reinhardt of damage and can do fairly well without any real knowledge.
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>>143870353
This

Had a game last night with like a 4 minute overtime on kings row, with bothe teams getting back on the payload right when overtime was about to end multiple times. People were fighting as hard as they could. We eventually lost but i wasnt even mad because it was so intense.
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>>143869771
For Symmetra on attack I'd point you at >>143869707 with some side notes. Enemy turrets are particularly easy to take down in close range. Aggressive teleporters can be a huge benefit if the map isn't too linear. Sentries on top of the payload make it hard for the defenders to get close to it. Your alt fire is good to force snipers away from their current spot but chasing them down is a good way to help out and get easy kills. Otherwise just stick to some basics, flank in close quarters or circle the payload using it as cover to push while letting your main fire handle anyone nearby.
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>>143869649

Genji is trash. Even a good Genji is pretty useless.
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Forced 50 isn't real, it's just really bad matchmaking and shitty game design revolving around hard counters, which has the side effect of forced 50, i guess. 80% of games are stomps from either side, but It's very rare for you to be stomped due to a team outclassing the other, what happens
ins the huge majority of the stomps is that the winning team has game sense, so they know how to flank and they know the proper heros to the situation, while the losing team completely lacks game sense and simply refuse to switch a hero that is obviously not working out.

Flank and right heros, the stomping team uses them while the stomped team ignores them. It's not about superior aim or positioning or ulti decision making, which would make games enjoyable.

>Widow is left uncontested
>Healer is left uncontested
>Bastion is left uncontested
>Dwarf turret is left uncontested
>Autist tries to use the flank route shut down by a mini sentry nest as Tracer or Genji
>Full 200hp comp on a control point / koth map
>Team tunnel visions on main route of the map
>etc etc etc

This is basic game knowledge, i've applied them and carried a lot because of it, that said, there is only so much you can do with it as an individual because of the hard counter and low skill ceiling design, so the matchmaking should have an algorithm to recognize that i have game sense and pair me with and against people that also possess them.
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Ra Zenyatta or Nevermore Reaper?
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>>143870382
McRee, Reinhardt, Mercy
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>>143870386
The problem with Zen is that his skillset requires him to be out in the open and vulnerable to snipers, who one shot him with body shots. Agreed to the rest of the post, though - but we know they're going to listen to Reddit and their own forums for balancing and not 4chan.
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>>143870434
i think shes pretty fun
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Why is symmetra's chin so large
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>>143870596
nevermore reaper. dial the edge all the way up to 11
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Not bad. I wanted the gold one.
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>tfw you get knocked off a cliff as Lucio but wallride back up
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>no capture the flag mode
>no team death match mode
>no free for all
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>Play for 4 hours striaght
>Alright time for a little break
>Get some food, brosw the internet for 10 minutes
>Mind automatically starts up Overwatch

Help
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Bros I want to cum deep inside her
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I got Explorer Winston last night

Not sure how I feel about memeskins
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>>143870676
>team death match mode
go away
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>>143870447
Is all gud mang, also try and save your icewall for after you've iceblocked if you REALLY want to piss off an enemy team.
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>>143870676
>capture the flag as tracer
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>>143869157

>hook someone as hog
>start holding left click during the animation
>get kill before they can do anything
>hook another person of the same class and hold lmb again
>they can rewind / flashbang / ice form before you can do anything

?????
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>nobody shoots reins shield
>everyone shoots zarya's shield
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>>143870676
ngl one of the best times i;ve had in this game is 1v1ing a guy as genji vs genji for like 5 minutes in skirmish
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>>143870676
cancer
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>>143869967
never post le floating heel man again
never
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There is nothing wrong with playing one character.
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>>143870676
It's apparently 100% okay, according to Blizzard fans and the official forums. The de-evolution of video games is real. LESS IS MORE RIGHT GUYS. CHOICES ARE BAD
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>>143870745
This my friend is "20 Hz artistic severs" which for several people apparently are a meme
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>>143870397
>Mei
Why do you like that stone-cold bitch?
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TRY ME
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>>143870764
Ugh this. No mattter how much i yell to focus his shield no one cares. Except the bastion players. But they are just doing it because they can.
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So, Reaper is a negro?
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>>143870816
teach me how to play the mysterious robot ninja
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>>143870423
t. hanzo main
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>>143870816
>genji
STOP
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5 HANZO META
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>>143870861
>xbox
>two heroes who require next to no aiming
Gee Bill I dont know
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>>143870913
mexican
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>>143870694
we all soldiers now
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>>143870661
>Wanting the ugly as fuck gold one

ew
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Post your /played

Scrub reporting in
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>>143870934
>what is scout arrow
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>>143870621
because it has to match her hideous profile, greasy hair, and gigantic eyebrows
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daily reminder you should be able to report people for being unskilled players, with the criteria being refusal to communicate with team, incessant feeding behind enemy lines despite not being on an assassin type character, or refusing to switch from a """"""""main"""""" despite the needs of the team comp
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>>143870827
How about the fact that genji or tracer or even dva would make ctf a joke
>>
>that moment when your team lost the battle and you're the last one alive in an iceblock and everyone surrounds you
>>
Can I buy overwatch on chinese battlenet to save money?
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>>143870617
If that's the case then that's definitely some shifty game design. Because you're telling players to play a Hero in a certain way and then punishing them for doing so. Or maybe he's just supposed to be super skilly and people are playing him wrong by going out into the open.
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>>143870954
So it's alright to say "Ayy gringo!" to every reaper player?
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Whats your total time on fire?
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>>143870934
You're stupid it's the 5 honzo presses e then they switch out to what they want to play.
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>>143870676
Team deathmatch would be okay but everything else seems kinda shitty.
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>>143871041
Just like Druid in Warsong Gulch?
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>>143870954
no wonder mei counters him
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>>143870740

>mobility abilities (including passive ones like Genji, Hanzo and Lucio) makes you drop the flag

You should work for Blizz as you're as dumb as they are.
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>3 hours of bastion played
>52 mins on fire

lel

I play him on attack exclusively, way too boring on defense. Only exception is volskaya
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>>143871031
>>>/vg/lolg
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>>143871132
I would love to have conquest with maybe 8vs8
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>>143871031
Titanium store is two blocks ahead.
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>>143871158
Or just make certain heroes unavailable in certain modes.
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>>143871158
>he's never played world of warcraft
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>>143871174
>>>/reddit/
>>
Does anybody want to play with a roadhog main
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Here lads. Ps4 pleb here. How long does it take for this fucking game to install? It's sat at 13 percent and moving at a snails pace. Downloaded it from the ps store as I was lazy
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>>143871129
sauce pic pls
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>>143870816
I agree.
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>landslide loss
> 100/0, 100/0
>enemy faggot says "GG"
Go fuck yourself you delusional nigger.

>enemy team wins
>"GG"
>enemy team loses
>complete silence
This is what is wrong with "gamers" these days.
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>>143870617
I agree with what you said, i really love zen but he just isn't built for his moveset.
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>>143871184
What is conquest?
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>>143871219
ill play
but i am mostly a mei main
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>>143871026
>>143871129
That's hilariously broken, as is seeing the enemy ult on the killcam. How Blizzard expects this to be treated as a serious esport is beyond me, but their brand name will probably be enough anyways.
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>>143871253
nice k/d fag
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10 hours in paint
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>>143869157

>thought she was just edgy
>but she actually got mindraped
>physically altered
>killed her husbandro
>her emotions suppressed

No wonder Blizzard didn't show that in the Trailer...

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMFaAVavy0c
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>>143871302
esports aren't serious anyway and only enjoyed by the plebiest of plebs
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>>143871029

>There are people who don't find Indian women fucking beautiful

I will never understand
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>>143870740
Have a cast time for picking up the flag, return rules are the same as TF2, CTF is exclusive to 8v8. There, Tracer cheesing solved and CTF made viable for OW unless your team is bad.

The real question is assault gamemode when?
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>>143871337
widow is like a-b cups, why do artists insist on cow tits?
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>>143871292
>3 bases
>capping without overtime
>both teams have 250 tickets
>1 kill with more bases is minus 1 ticket
>or 10 points every 3 sec for one base 2500 win limit
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>>143869157
Every fucking game - if I dare go Healer/Tank, I will lose - guaranteed with the shitters Overwatch now pairs me with. The first 60 games were not like this at fucking all - communication is at an all-time-low in my last 50 games.

Due to the games low skill ceiling (overall) and heavy emphasis on teamplay -> In solo, if you do NOT pick something that can KIND of carry (McCree, Pharah, any damage dealer than can amass a high amount of fast kills while you HOPE your fuck-retarded team pushes the point) you will lose the game.
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>>143871393
>tfw there are actually people that enjoy watching sports/esports/other people play games
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>>143871436
because big tits are more arousing to normal men, you fucking pedo piece of shit
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>>143871337
>yfw you realize widowmakers rifle is connected to her brain giving her an orgasm everytime she gets a headshot

it would drive anyone mad
>>
>queue up
>joins game where team is losing horribly
>queue up
>joins game where team is losing horribly
>queue up
>joins game where team is losing horribly

Is it too much to ask for a fresh match? ;_;
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>>143871295
m1 freeze into hook is really good. Post ur battlenet and i'll add
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>>143871325
Not really. I think most people would agree that 20 tick is objectively inferior and completely jewish of Blizz, but /vg/ doesn't exactly have the power to raise an outcry so big they'll change to 60.

Change it D.va needs buffs or Mei needs nerfs.
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>>143871316
Spotted the useless Widow.
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>>143871497
Or at least for those matches to not permanently mark your win-loss.
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>>143871497
Typically half or more of the losing teams leaves the match after a loss. Just stay put.
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>>143871404
>t. pajeet
>>
Can you recommend a logitech mouse with good sensor? LMB on my g400s doesnt work but they dont make them any more. Preferable with similar shape.
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>>143871436
>Tfw Mercy's legendary skin reveals she is an a cup
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>>143870595
This game is going to have the exact same problem as HotS with matchmaking.
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>>143871614
try the G700s
>>
What mmr were you when you first played with /owg/?
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>Do a 5 man revive as mercy
>They all just stand around for a few seconds panic attacking
>atleast two of them have their ultimates
I'm not sure why people are complaining that mercy revives your entire team. This shit happens every fucking time and only 2/10 of the times does the 5 man revive actually do something.
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>>143869157
I'm genuinely curious as someone who doesn't own this game yet but is very interested.

Why is Symmetra a niche that cannot be "mained?" She looks JUST like a battle Engineer from TF2 if not the same thing.
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>>143871638
Are you implying she pads? Her normal skin's got B-Cups. Maybe even small C-Cups.
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>>143871725
solo queuing in a nutshell
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>>143871751
Because she excels in Defence, but is shit in attack
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>>143871408
>AS-Convoy
>ItsBasicallyMadMax.ut2k4

Gods, I loved that map.
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>>143871195

I hope you're not being ironic because the flag carrier still needs protection or cleaning the area to get the flag, so they won't be useless just because they drop the flag if they use mobility.

>>143871205

>Being proud of being a WoWcuck

I was an UOfag master race, and anything related to WoW PvP was a fucking joke unironically taken seriously by the fanbase, just like Hearthstone "pro scene".
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>>143871725
I just save my revive for when I actually need to use it. Too often I get killed healing/buffing someone and forcing myself to actually kill someone.
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>>143871751
Aren't you mistaking her for Torbjörn?
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>>143871725
>play solo q
>expect awful randoms to be decent players
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>>143871491
whats so bad about wanting to watch high level play
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>>143871751
Because the mini in tf2 is better than a million symmetra microwave sentries and you can still heal with the dispenser instead of 50 armor.
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>>143871751
>>143871751
you have to be inside someones anus to do any reliable damage, and your sentries take too long to activate and are too clunky to put down in the middle of a fight.
>>
So whats the real reason there is no TDM? It seems Blizzard is aware most people are just going to play TDM cause its more fun than these shitty chokepoint objective modes.
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>pug game
>flying around like a mad man healing everyone
>lose because my team is shit
>end up with 9k heal in one round and 50% of team's damage taken healed
>20 defensive assists through boosting
>2k damage
>Hanzo: omg worst heal
>wish him good luck next round and leave

Every time.
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>>143871783

solo queuing is being on the team with the guy who's somehow level 50, instalocks reaper and can't stop winston from diving every 3 seconds
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>>143871834
the point was that blizzard doesn't limit their mobility in warsong gulch ie capture the flag
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>>143871098
>Lucio
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As someone who is new to fps on the pc, any tips on how to improve my aim, mostly for 76 and widow long range?
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>>143871875
I believe it's because they want to encourage teamplay.
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>>143871769
Well you gotta keep in mind clothing has thickness.
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>tfw getting matched against people with 30+ hours on one hero

fukkin autists
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>most of Genjis body had to be replaced with robot parts
>at least a few of his limbs were entirely replaced
>he somehow lost entire limbs in a fight with Hanzo, who fights with a fucking bow and arrow


How does that even work.
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>>143871902
yeah i play lucio the most, i'm a healslut (male) want me to support?
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>>143871494
maybe to 13 year olds lol
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>My winrate with Zen is really high
>Don't really do much damage as him, maybe 3000 tops a game because I suck at aiming
>Healing never really goes beyond 6000
Why do I keep winning as him?
Is discord orb that useful?
>>143871751
A few reasons. One is that her turrets have 1 hp each, which means trying to use them in all situations is a bad idea. Someone like D.va can actually just blind fire at a point and break most of them.
Second, due to how spawn point changes work, how they get closer to the end every time a point is taken, her teleporters lose their use after a bit. She isn't useful on attack because she builds defenses, and on the last defense point she probably won't have time to set up as well, and her teleporter is useless because the point is right outside the spawn.
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Playing with people from here has been a world of difference in how competant and fun the game becomes.
Corrlate#11601, NA server. Add me! I want to play with you!
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>flanked whole enemy team
>it's high noon
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>>143871505
Sunshine#1771
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>>143871913

just practice

widow is hitscan so you literally just need to click on people, for s76 (or tracer, mccree or anyone with a hitscan weapon) you need to keep your dot on them
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>>143871875
Because the Blizz already said they think TDM is a shitty mode
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>>143871820
>ut2k4
>not .ut2
0/10

But seriously imagine doing something like AS-Overlord with an 8 man team, storming the beaches with double Reinhardts as fire rains upon your team.
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>see another Lucio
>immediately roll over to fuck up his day
There's only room for one frog
I must break it down and show my healing dominance
>>
>start going straight for enemy Mercy as Winston/Reap3r/D.Va/Gaijin
>games suddenly become easy as piss
Fuck her ult charge time. I swear to god I have it up in under a minute when I play her.
Give her 50 shields, make her peashooter hitscan and nerf that ult timer.
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>>143871954
Maybe Hanzo used a sword

Maybe RYU GA WAKA TEKI KO KURAU fucks you up quite hard
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>>143871954
I think it's more than Hanzo cut him clean in half (I believe) and the nerve damage might have made his limbs beyond saving.
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>>143869432
This game is going to be the league of legends to tf2's dota.

Here's what I would do though.

>tracer
Can now blink up, in whatever direction she is looking at.
Damage doubled, clip size halved. Reload time tripled.

>widowmaker
bodyshot damage reduced slightly.
movespeed for every character in the game increased by 1.5x
head hitboxes reduced by half.

>mccree:
clip size reduced to 66^ of what it was.
hitpoints decreased by 25%
flash bang allows movement, but not firing, and replaces victim's screen with pure whiteness for duration.
high noon replaced with 6 skill shots that he can aim, that pierce everything, like miniature hanzo ults.

>soldier76
Aimbot removed, replaced with a fat man type weapon ult.
damage falloff of rifle increased.

>bastion:
turret mode now has a 20 second duration (but can be canceled any time), and a cooldown equal to half the length of the turret mode used. For example, if you use turret mode for 20 seconds, after swapping out, you can't use it for another 10. Use it for 10 seconds, and the cd is 5.
Animation to switch into turret mode is decreased to half of its former length, but the animation to get out of turret mode is 3x its former length.
Repair mode can only be used in turret mode
scout mode is given a smoke bomb ability, and can also climb on walls.

>lucio
replaced with an audiosurf minigame. The better you do, the more support your team gets. The only song you can play is one specially commissioned for this purpose. The instrumental portion is a horrible cacophony of discordant nails on chalkboard type effects, overlaid with lyrics performed by william hung mocking you for picking lucio. There are no visual cues about what buttons to press at the right time. You simply have to match it to the audio cues being played.
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>>143871913
Get a proper mouse, turn off acceleration, and don't play with too high sensitivity. A smooth mousepad that doesn't "stutter" altso helps a lot.
>>
>6v6

kind of want 8v8
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>>143871954
Probably scattershot.
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>>143872048
>Rains
Reinhardt can't angle his shield upwards. Mortars/howizters would devastate him.
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Who has the best quotes and why is it Zenyatta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QIiKLSi710

Also
" Zenyatta is one of Chris Metzen's favorite heroes in the game.[3]"
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>>143872040
I think my problem is I go to shoot someone and my hand twitches a little and moves the mouse
I have tremors from my parents, so that's probably the cause
>>
McCree's right click gutted when. I doubt 99% of the players could do anything anymore with him if he required tiny amount of skill.
>>
>Games played:5
>Games won: 4
>Winrate:67%

Alright someone please explain this. I just started and looked at my stats with my one character and this is what it tells me.
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>>143872054
>constantly bump enemy Lucio away from his team
>he gets maybe half his healing in
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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>>143871875
Blizzard can't into balance or community servers is why.
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>>143872161

lower your sensitivity
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>>143871954
Hanzo and Genji were originally 1 hero. So we needed a cyborg anyway.
>>
NEVER COMMEND SUPPORTS

COMMEND PLAYERS ON THE OTHER TEAM LIKE A BIG FUCKING KEK

SAY GG EVEN IF YOU LOSE
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>>143871661
>enemies pick 2x winston and mercy+lucio
>literally unkillable, endless shields and heals
>Have the most kills on my team with 4 fucking kills

What a sad game. Payload is so busted in overwatch, it makes almost no sense to have S H I E L D S you can move and position yourself ontop of a fucking moving objective, it completely takes away the entire point of it being defenders advantage if you can just create your own defences AND get passive heals


Not to mention the spawn points become way too fucking close to the payload and it's like an inevitable loss if the enemies have Reinhardt+healer over and over
>>
>tfw only playing bot games now since normal mode is filled with legit hackers
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>>143872092
Why are you so angry
>>
Is there no way to report shitters for griefing?
>>
>>143872154
>Do I think? Does a submarine swim?
I am really glad they included that idea in the form of a proverb.
>>
>>143872092
autism
>>
>Boost over point & NERF THIS
>Lag rollback puts me on the ledge I just jumped off with my mech blowing up next to me
>Try to run away get rubberbanded in place
>Kill only myself
>Both teams stop to laugh at me
>>
>>143871954
You can totally fuck up limbs with arrows.
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>>143871954
>implying you can't damage libs so much that you have to cut them off.
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>>143871971
So in summarization, Symmetra is the worst character in the game? Sounds like she does nothing good.
>>
>let's make a game filled with interesting variations on the usual FPS mechanics
>okay boss we have all this cool classes what do we do now?
>let's make the MOST BORING SNIPER you can possibly think about
>and now make her overpowered as fuck and only counterable by having one of her on your own team and her being better than the enemy team's one
>done

B R A V O
R
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B L I Z Z A R D
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>>143872092
>Tracer
no. she has enough mobility and damage.
>McREE
he has a revolver you doofus. of course it'll be a fucking six-shooter. what he needs is that bullshit flashbang reworked or no reload on roll as it's idiotic he gets to try again after he fucks up his fan.
>soldier
no. his aimbot is okay, you just have to hide when HE HAS YOU IN HIS SIGHTS and it's in no way different to any point-clearing ult.
>bastion
Bastion is fine.
>Lucio
all he needs is a nerf to self-healing.
>>
>>143871954
Hanzo was a better swordsman than Genji. He put up the blade after (not) killing his brother.
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>>143871834

>UOfag master race

So, 40y old virgin?
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>tfw you've been queueing like a madman over the long weekend and someone on the enemy team calls you by name and tells everyone how they are fucked because they have to play against you
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>>143872194
>tfw can barely tell them apart
>both of their ultis have them shouting japanese techno
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>>143871725

>Not just identifying and pocketing the competent player on your team when soloqueuing as Mercy

Skill recognizes skill
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>>143872325
>he reads lore
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>constantly target enemy widowmaker as winston
>spam the "how embarassing" line while doing it
>he quits
this is funny to me
>>
>tfw trying to play zenyatta
>Can get alot of kills and assists
>Die instantly if anyone sees me without all of my team
This is so fucking shit
>>
>>143872308
t. pcuck

i still have yet to see a good widowmaker on consoles god bless analog sticks
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>>143869439
you're bad
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>>143872308
Widow bodyshot damage reduced by 50% and changed into bolt action when?
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>>143871680
But it's wireless. What about g402 and g502?
>>
how viable is genji at high levels? at level 7 i'm shitting on people with him
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>>143871954
Hanzo killed his brother with a sword. He is more experience than Genji with a sword, so to repent for his sins he dropped the sword and started to use a bow instead.
>>
>start to play new hero
>winrate was +60% so I'm getting placed against premades with something I don't know how to play
>>
>>143872176
How many games have you left?
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>>143872308
Who the fuck has problem with widowmaker? Do you just stand still and look at her, letting her headshot you just so you can complain?
>>
>>143872292
>So in summarization, Symmetra is the worst character in the game? Sounds like she does nothing good.

no she is fucking insane on defense.
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>>143870434
Now i like playing Mercy as much as the next guy but what in the shit.
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>>143872440
Explain to me how, cause I can't make him work
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>>143869157
when do we get new maps?
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>>143872292
Engineer has a good shotgun he can use and put down turrets that are decent range

Symmetra can only put down turrets which do fucking nothing but you can stack them up so eventually they do something you can control a small choke point but they blow up easy as fuck anyway with all the AoE


And her weapon is fucking stupid slow as fuck projectile and a close range super bad laser beam otherwise


She doesn't really do anything, no idea why she exists outside of teleport and vs retards who can't pick an AoE class for 5 seconds to clear the turrets
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>>143872505
You gotta use your passive to the max.
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>>143869818
I'll bet you were fun to hang around with as a child.
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>>143872438
>But it's wireless.

no it's not, it can be but it works just as good with the cord in.
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>>143872389
>not reading up on the games you play
>2016

shitter detected>>143872548
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Does Lucio still has his legs, or did stealing that tech forever turn his legs into rollerskates?
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PSA: Mercy's pistol auto-reload if you switch away from it for a few seconds.

Great for when you need to do short bursts of damage and need to quickly get back to healing without reloading.
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>>143872310
>no reload on roll as it's idiotic he gets to try again after he fucks up his fan.

>Play Zarya
>Lucio gets WHOA THERE'd
>Shield him
>McREE rolls and fans him again
>Zap his ass off and punch him for good measure
Honestly fuck this shit. I SAVED him. He should've lived.
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>>143871875
>I'm 13 and need to be pandered to
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>>143872505
Obviously the people i'm against are shit, but currently i'm hitting them with his stars which are pretty easy to hit then dashing in and meleeing/starring them until they die

sneaking behind them helps

not much else really
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>>143872292
She has some uses on early defense, but it's a bit like Bastion. She doesn't work super well if you play her all game, as the enemy team will probably counter pick you, and your character is less useful on later points.
She is niche. Works super well if the enemy is filled with closer range squishies like tracer, genji, non-mech D.va, Reaper (sorta I think he actually outrades her). Also good against Reinhardt as her attacks pierce his shield.
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>doing well as Widow
>destroy a McCree as he's preparing for high noon
>get flanked by a Soldier and outshoot him twice with gas bombs and smgs
>never die
>five minutes into the game
>"widowmaker play something else, ur worthless"

What did I do?
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>>143872438
Yes both of those two are ace
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>>143872440
gotta time your reflect because some people are smart enough not to continue shooting at you
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Everytime I play Lucio the more I wish there was a first person skating game.
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>>143872623
I noticed this as well, anyone happen to test how much seconds it is exactly? My OCD won't be okay without exact numbers.
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I don't get Junkrat
his bombs bounce all stupid
you can't just pelt the ground full of pipe bombs like demo can
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mercy player poll
Do you consider yourself a healslut when you play Mercy?
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>>143872604
Of course I read up, but only on the mechanics and technicalities. I haven't read OW's lore, but I suspect it's as shitty as any other recent hero-based game.
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>Team has relatively good composition
>our Reinhardt dies and decides to switch to Torbjorn when I'm already Torbjorn
Okay fine, I'll take a tank inste-
>only healer switches out to Bastion
...

I am seriously tired of being a crutch for some of these teams.
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>>143871302
Nigga stand in a corner behind a reinhardt shield dumb ass.
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For the love of god, Don't report people for playing the game the way they want to. I was in a match earlier today on Lijiang Tower. Usually in this game I play Mercy, I currently have about 9 hours clocked on her and I find her fun to play, but after playing her all day I decided to play Widowmaker; I spent the game watching over the objective, picking off smaller targets and dropping the health on the enemy Reinhardt when his back was turned so he was an easy kill once his shield dropped. Despite this though, the entire match my team was calling me useless, even when I cleared the objective when the rest of them were dead and stopped it getting capped. In the end, despite having about 27 objective kills, my team called for everyone to report me, and now i have a warning message popping up on my account for "causing a disturbance".

Please don't do this, let people have fun with the game, and even if they don't look like they are playing the objective they probably are so just let them do them ok?
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>>143872665
>doing well as Widow on defense
>destroy a McCree as he's preparing for high noon
>get flanked by a Soldier and outshoot him twice with gas bombs and smgs
>never die
>five minutes into the game
>payload is almost at the end already
>"widowmaker play something else, ur worthless"

forgot a tiny detail there
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>>143872686
Now I understand why people play those autistic surf maps.
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>tfw uploading OW screenshots to steam
feelsgoodman
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>>143872714
It's not the main reason I play her but it's kind of a bonus. This option is missing!
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>Those times where you're losing and you don't see why
Worst fucking feeling. Wish I could always see what's wrong with our team compositions.
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>>143871250
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>>143872714
No, I am forced to be the motherfucking Rambo of my team, removing snipers, Bastions, Torb turrets and potshotting Junkrats in between damage boostos and heals.
And then I have to rez my team when it inevitably dies to a tyre or JUSTICE.
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>>143872310
>tracer
Her damage would be the same, it would just be delivered quicker, and be far more punishing to miss. Tracer can never have enough mobility as long as she can't jump up.

>mccree
it's a future revolver with only 4 shots. This is science fiction, i don't have to explain shit.

The problem with mccree is that he absolutely beats anyone with good aim on fan. Tanks should be somewhat of a counter to mccree, but you don't want to lower his damage per shot (as that would hurt his utility at ranges), so the best way to do it is lower the amount of shots he can take.

>soldier
any sort of aimbot ability is anathema to the idea of a skill based shooter.

>bastion is fine
not at lower levels of play, which deserve some consideration. Making his turret mode require a bit more intelligence to use correctly, while providing a buff for higher level play bastions is the best way to go forward.

>lucio
Passive healing (or anything really) is toxic and needs to be reworked into a more active playstyle like mercy.
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>>143872808
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Best Torb Skin?
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>>143872780
I like to do 360s while I speed boost. It's fun.
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>>143872764
Ha no, but we did lose the first point. There were still two to go.

Should everyone switch class when we lose the first point?
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>>143872710
Yeah you can. His bombs are pretty easy to bounce about, just takes practice. Just because the physics are different from the demoman, doesn't mean they aren't useful. Also you can use the trap to fuck people over.
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>>143871029
>>143871404
>disgusting side profile of nose
>disgusting frontal jawline

Cartoon version is fine, Blizzard nailed it with the disgusting indian face in the ingame model
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>>143872745
Doubt.jpg
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Server list when I just want to play on Route 66 and Dustbowl 2.0
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>>143872619
his legs got blown up by an IED
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>it's a you lose because some retard thinks zen isn't a wasted slot episode
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>genji is my main
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I've heard people say that Mei is garbage in competitive, but they mostly just mention her inability to freeze things when a team is around. Surely the main factor of Mei would be her walls blocking off and disrupting the enemy team?
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>>143872395
>not being able to counter winston as widowmaker

That is embarassing. Why are you still playing with scrubs?
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>>143872937
copy paste from reddit
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the only balance changes the game really needs are a slight dva buff (probably slightly better movespeed while shooting), mccree nerf (i dont know what but something has to give) and widow's bodyshots nerf (something like 100 dmg on body 300 still on head)

and then bastion changes because he's a garbage design that's worthless against people that are able to breathe and changes the entire game to revolver around him
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>>143872909
>Those hips on #1
>>
>tfw 750 coins
Almost there boys.
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>can't afford a decent pc (bully me all you want)
>stuck on ps4 with no way to communicate effectively
KILL ME
I
L
L

M
E
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>>143872154
He also has the best pre-Legendary skin palettes IMO
>Ascendent
>Harmonious
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>>143873001
In that case it sounds more likely.
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>Playing Torbjorn
>Enemy team has Torbjorn
>Tfw turret wars all game
This was on Gibraltar and at one point the enemy Torbjorn snuck behind us just to set up a turret.

>>143872623
Bastion and Torbjorn are the same way.
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>>143872481

Spotted the lvl 4 shitter
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Always get so aroused from playing Mercy I hate it
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>>143872984
She is great at scattering and disrupting an unorganized team but she doesn't do anything against a concentrated strike force of 8000 dps cowboys and jumping monkeys. In pubs when everyone is running around alone with no game plan she can easily be useful.
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>>143872984
>Surely the main factor of Mei would be her walls blocking off and disrupting your team?

there, fixed that for you
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>>143872870
all legendaries are nice 2bh
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>>143870192
holy shit this is my image, it's so fucking old.

Bird is still alive though
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>>143873017
>10th legendary drop since playing
>3rd legendary coin drop

At least it puts me on 655 coins.
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Guys is it dumb to 'main' a class? I know there's counters, but I haven't run into really any problems playing as Pharah and I've clutched quite a few wins with barrage. I just can't imagine playing any other class nor am I good at them.
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>>143871913
If you've played an fps before, use the sensitivity converter in OP text.
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>play attack on Watchpoint gibraltar
>2 torbjorns + 1 bastion
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>playing zarya defense
>enemy is making a huge push
>put a shield on our bastion
>MAX CHARGE
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>mfw Anubis attack
still won
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>>143872984
the current meta is 2 winston, 2 lucio, 2 mccree

You aren't going to do anything relevant with the walls, because 2/3rds of the team can just move over them.
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>>143873108
You should at least find one hero from each role you enjoy playing so you can contribute when your team instapicks three offense heroes and you probably shouldn't pick a fourth.
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>>143872378
There wasn't any, that's the problem.
They all kept running into retarded shit and getting themselves killed.
I'm pretty sure I was the only person on fire for the game.
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I can't stop fapping to Widowmaker, send help.
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>>143872234

Overwatch doesn't have a defenders advantage.
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>>143872861
Tracer's damage and mobility is fine. It takes 1s to unload and if you can't kill a Mercy with your 240dps then you should consider letting other people play Tracer.

McREE only beats tanks because of his idiotic roll reload. Take this away and he'll do jack shit as they'll just slam his ass.

Soldier's aimbot is announced and you can actually just kill him by flanking when he does it, and he doesn't kill people instantly. If you're a sniper and you hear I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS then you look for the glow and headshot him, simple as that.

Bastion is fucking fine. He's a joy-sucking piece of shit because someone has to go clear him whenever he appears, but it's so easy it gets boring after first 10 times.

Lucio's aura healing is okay, the thing that's not okay is that it works on him too. Healing amp shouldn't work on Lucio and here we go. Shitter Lucios will get rekt, decent Lucios will still contest objectives forever as they do it mostly because of his mobility and pushback.

And if Tracer is too much for you to play, then don't play her.
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>>143873180
is this mercy's mei impression?
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How is it acceptable for a billion dollar company to have matchmaking this bad? I havn't had a close game in my last 20 games. Every single one of them has been a completely one sided stomp. It's a fun game but the matchmaking completely ruins it. Incredibly fucking lazy on Blizzards part to let it ship like this
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>>143873103
ok so I'm at like 1200

Should I just keep hoarding them or splurge on a skin. I'm afraid that later on new characters or nicer skins will become available.
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WHY DID I GET A BASTION LEGENDARY FUCK
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>>143873180
>anubis attack
>play zarya
>somehow manage to get first point
>immediately push for second point
>speed boost
>trap almost entire enemy team in ulti
>pharah ultis everyone to hell
>win

that was a great day.
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>>143873186
You should watch the tournaments VODs from yesterday. Lots of new comps instead of the one you posted.
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>Spectator mode camera now leaves current player focus from behind them into third person before travelling towards next POV and entering them from third person, giving a much clearer continuum in perspective changes

There Blizzard I fixed it for you, now hire me
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>>143873279
Buy anything you like the look of, simple as that, if everything looks shit to you, hoard away.
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>>143872349
this did not happen.
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>>143873316
Why didn't they just shoot you?
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>>143873103
Better than getting two leg dupes in a row. Dupes of legendary skins you paid 1k each for...
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>>143872234
>defender advantage
only one I had a hard time on is Hollywood for attack
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>>143873262
I'm not saying tracer is too much for me to play you idiot, I want to make her more punishing for low skill no aim baddies. But the no vertical mobility is just shitty balance.

Your other points are largely just reworded versions of your already debunked rebuttals. Go back to league.
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>>143873345
Yeah i'll probably just keep hoarding then.
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>weekday afternoon
>i'm a neet
>playing on playstation 4
>normies play on playstation 4, so i can't find any games
>wait time 2 minutes

THIS is the real downside to playing on console
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Anyone else think Hanzo's "SAKE!" voice line sounds funny? It's really out of place.
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>>143873264
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>when your team instalocks 5 offensive heroes and you can't play the tank AND the healer at once and have to choose only having 1 of the rles filled
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>>143873180
Anubis and Volskaya attack is really easy. As soon as you break the first point, just leave one person behind to cap it, since it seems like capture time is the same regardless of how many people are on it, and then every one else rushes to camp their spawn. They run out one at a time in 99% of situations and you just murder them and start capping the point as soon as the first one is done.
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>>143871219
>haven't been able to play for a while
>looking forward to playing today
>remember tracer exists
Who counters her? I'm sick of getting harassed constantly, she has three blink dashes and recall is the most annoying skill in the game
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>Reminder: report bad teammates even if they did nothing wrong.
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>>143872604
shitter? why
also if there would be a map selection option, i'd be fine
i played dustbowl on tf2 like every time, i jsut want to avoid nepal here
fuck nepal
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>>143873512
It's not.
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>almost 30 hours
>have all the skins I want
>bored as fuck
>realize I spent $40 on League of Legends: The Shooter
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>it's a "plow through until the final checkpoint then get stalled out for 8 minutes at the chokepoint because your steam scatters" episode
>it's a "guy leaves his mic on and you can hear him breathing heavily for the entire match" episode
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>>143873493
>you can't play the tank AND the healer at once
Lucio?
>>
>rank 71 mercy
>telstra have an """"outage"""" for TWO days
>rank 400 something
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>>143873493
>>when you're on attack and your team instalocks 2 widows and 2 genjis and you can't play the tank AND the healer at once and have to choose only having 1 of the rles filled

it's almost like you've described the last game i was in
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>>143870617
This
All I ask is a SINGLE point of health more than Widow's bodyshot snipe at full power/Hanzo's bodyshot snipe at full power.
I just want to survive that shit because Zenyatta's hitbox is really big, he's slow and he has to be played out in the open

The only way I can deal with Widowmakers sometimes is, if they're dumb enough to stand still, discord+primary hit them and they're gone
Hanzos are considerably more difficult to deal with but less likely to kill me in a single shot if we're in close range of each other
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>>143873554
nepal is one of the best maps available right now. It definitely works better than any of the payload or capture point maps.
>>
>play in a stack with a group of friends
>win rate through the roof
>go solo que
>suffer with people -30 ranks below me who can't tell a circle from a square

kill me
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>>143873250

Italy pls stop being so Italian.
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>>143873595
I just pick widow or genji and they usually realize 3 of them is retarded and someone changes
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>>143873581
>not having voice and text chat disabled

lmao just lmao
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>>143873403
It doesn't stop them from being true. Tracer needs literally no changes at all and your "punishment" for being low skill no aim baddie is the fact that a Mercy can kill you or make you run away if you can't hit her.
And seriously if you have problems with Soldier's aimbot then you're a fucking imbecile. Every character has a bullshit ultimate like this, and every character actually has counterplay to that bullshit ability. Why don't you complain about Genji's ult letting him 2shot everyone who's not a tank or Reinhardt's ult that can stun an entier team letting him go to town on them?
They're just as bullshit and they too have simple counterplay to them, as this is what this game is about.
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>>143873589
>this is the first time anyone from /v/g/ has been on a leader board
>it's an arbitrary leader board that depends entirely on playtime and a "score" stat
kek
literally means nothing
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Who to play if you want someone hard to put down and also shits out damage?
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>>143873558
It is. You just have to actually coordinate with your team in any way or be in at least a two man stack, and be able to actually aim as an offense hero.

The noob trap is to give them time to start setting up a second round of defenses and get grouped up by just standing around on the first point.
>>
3/6 for pubs for ps4

PS4: ApplePython
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>>143873351
Not him but I am at a point in MM where I regularly get matched with and against the same people so it's not a stretch.
>>
Is voice chat common? Because I think I enabled it, but I didn't hear shit.
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>>143873550
But being bad is their wrongdoing.
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>>143873725
zarya
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>>143873581
>guy leaves his mic on
And you went the entire match without muting him?
>confirmed for retard
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>>143873703
>not working with your team and coordinating attacks through communication

Fucking moron, uninstall the game.
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>>143873725
Cheehs luv, the cavarees heah!
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>>143873262

>Soldier's aimbot is announced and you can actually just kill him by flanking when he does it, and he doesn't kill people instantly. If you're a sniper and you hear I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS then you look for the glow and headshot him, simple as that.

I dunno. Aimbot is really, really, really good at killing Mercy from across the map. The ability to freely remove her from the game might become a bit broken if the S tier characters are beaten into line.
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>>143872485
This.
If you get into position on any other game mode where you treat it like defense, Symmetra becomes GODLIKE
>Payload on dorado
>Go far in to the tunnels the enemy likes using the most I notice.
>Start turreting

Plus the shield buff aint anything to laugh at either
The main counter to the turrets is Winston's arc cannon but they never take the tunnels since they're tanks so I get upwards near 30 kills on attacking Offense/Defense/Support types every Payload match
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>>143873725
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>>143873623
Hanzo doesn't really bodyshot at longer ranges.
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>>143873725
Zarya
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>>143873631
Go to the encoding tab, make sure you're on constant mode, and then set the size limit to ~2.7mb because it always overshoots. If you have an older version that doesn't look like pic related get the new one here https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
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>>143873725
Zarya if you're stomping pubs. Soldier 76 also is really good for this but less "frontline".
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>>143870617
he doesn't need more health, he needs something similar to his old orbs that last out of line of sight. just double the durations of current orb for out of los
>>
>get shot by high noon behind reinhardt shield
>get shot by high noon behind corner
>get shot by high noon while wraith form was already activated and it's on cooldown when I die
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>>143872619
His legs look fucking gone. They're practically digitigrade and his ankles and knees look notably off.
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>>143873635
also lijang tower or whatever the fuck its called
god damn chink shit has 2 stage which is a piece of crap
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>>143873631
use a webm creator that has a function that allows you to set max file size like say webmconverter.
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>>143873843
But if he hits me anywhere with a full charge, I go down instantly as Zenyatta.
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>>143869750

If the team consists of flanking and squishy heroes, they're not going to pile up in a ball in front of the enemy.
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>>143873351
Yes it happened. Felt pretty good!
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>>143873821
When you hear his announcement and can't reliably shield yourself or just nail him with a potshot, you hide behind something and wait. It's a point clearing ult, like D.Va's shitty carbomb - turn it on and the enemy team is forced off the point or behind their Reinhardt.
>>
>Heroes of the Storm (F2P)
>Buy whatever skin you want whenever you want with weekly sales

>Overwatch ($40 minimum)
>Have to buy $100 in creates to have a chance at obtaining the skin you want

Why is this tolerated?
>>
>>143873726
It's not as in I'm pretty sure it's faster with multiple people.

But yeah, the best way to roll on those maps is to pick them off one by one.
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>>143873631
Get Webm for Bakas
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>lijang tower
>pick lucio
>someone else picks roadhog
>we all get on the point and cap it
>nice
>suddenly the entire team disperses except for me and roadhog
>a pharah comes in and starts rocketing me, roadhog just ignores her, I die
>roadhog staying alive with he E
>ends up getting more healing than me because the match just started
>people start saying, while I'm dead and they're orr soloing "where the fuck are heals lucio" "this lucio is shit"
>roadhog points out he has more healing than me

I just straight up quit.
I'm not playing support for that lot of retards.

Gotta know when to quit and relax.
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Phew, took me like ten matches but I finally got a play of the game as Torbjörn!
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>finally get first legendary at lv20
>Steambot
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when are they nerfing reinhardt?
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>>143873889
You'd think he'd get longer ones if he had the choice.
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>>143873082
This. I have wasted many ults because our mei decided to save the enemy team with her damn ice wall.
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>>143873703
Some guy thanked me once as Mercy, I'll never turn it off for that reason alone.

>>143873794
He was actually decent so every time I ended up expecting him to actually say something useful.
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>>143873954
league babies are retarded (the league babies are in overwatch, not hots)
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>>143873954
>>Have to buy $100 in creates to have a chance at obtaining the skin you want

or in the real world:
>play for 20 hours and buy 10$ worth of lootboxes to get the skins you want.
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>>143873930
Hanzo's arrow at full charge does 125 damage.
It's just that his arrows tend to home in on heads because he's a master bowman even if the player is not.
>>
I fucking hate this game sometimes it feels like i get matched with people who have never played this game before despite being level 20.
>>
>check lobby
>there's a guy who took his free btag name change and called himself "genji"
>plays ONLY genji on attack AND defense
>he runs off behing enemy lines and dies to turrets and shit
>watch him pop his ult to flail about everywhere and kill absolutely nobody
>shit talks in all chat and blames team balance and useless teammates

truly an alpha male
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>>143873954
>Buying ANYTHING
Did you not learn your lesson with TF2 and CSGO?
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>>143873954
Dude, pretending to be retarded lmao!
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>>143873949
>autismal sperglord detected
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Anyone xboners want to team up for a bit? too lazy to get my mic though
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>>143873589
How does this score work? I see people with like 900k scores
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>>143873954
Ok how about
>Overwatch
>All future updates are free
>Heroes shouldn't ever be paid for with actual money
Go buy loot crates if you give a shit, I'll just murder you with the default character skin on while you can pretend it matters.

This is coming from someone whos level 25 and only has 1 epic skin and 0 legendaries.

If you want a skin, play the game more. Deal with the RNG like a real man.
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Is PS4 version shit?
Just a back up plan in case my PC shits the bed.
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>>143874080
>Buying ugly rainbow knives or meme hats
lol
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>that faggot who mains McCree and thinks he's good because of it

You know the one.
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>>143874006
wow its fucking nothing
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>>143873954
you left out that hots requires you to buy the game piecemeal, since not all heroes are free all the time.
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>>143873978
Staying around the objective on KotH and not on top of it is actually a sound move. Also your Reaper or whatnot should be running around killing people who're coming back.
But yeah, when the entire team does that then you have a problem.
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>Mercy
To go with the angel / healing theme she gains "The Sword of Balance" which instantly balances her health and the health of the target she hits. I.E. Target is at 500 health and mercy is at 10 health then the target is put to 205 health and mercy is put to 205 health (health above her HP cap is temporary HP that can't be healed)

>Symmetra
In order to solidfy her fantasy as the perfect order hero and improve her role as a support whenever she has her teleporter up recoil is removed from all allies guns.

>McCree
In order to reduce his power as a duelist and improve his roll as a midrange sniper and fulfil his roll as a pistol master he can "queue" shots allowing him to select up to 6 locations to fire at and then fire at them all instantly with his M1.

>Genji
Now gains light distortion invisiblity whenever he hasn't attacked for more 8 seconds. His blur can still be vaguely seen at close range and easily through widowmakers ult / hanzo's dragon eyes and his footsteps are made slightly louder.

>Reaper
As the true bringer of death Reaper now causes targets to explode in a hail of shrapnel upon scoring a killing blow dealing 20% of the fallen heroes maximum health in an AoE

>Tracer
She can now save a "state" on the map that she can return by pressing E within 1 second of dying. This effect has a 1 minute cooldown.
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>>143874049
But you can just buy the skins you want in league anyways. Leagues crate system is basically irrelevant and no one cares about it.
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>>143874006
Just press Q while spamming right click and you'll get potg every time.
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>>143874072
>naming yourself Genji
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>>143874021
>Torbjorn Chopper
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>>143874006
at least you shot someone unlike this guy

https://my.mixtape.moe/kunear.webm
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>>143874072
I play Genji on Attack and Defense sometimes, come at me

Flanking for days senpai
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>>143873880
Sounds like you are getting flanked and don't actually know how it works
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>creates webcams that do zero damage and barely affect an aware team
>gives a weaker version of torbs's armor pack despite taking a support slot
>primary fire range is close enough for anything to kill you
>secondary fire is a moonite quad laser
>ultimate is functionally equivalent to a slower version of mercy's rez that must be defended
>horrible poo in loo aesthetic
>body is surpassed by every other female in the game
>is in-universe autistic
a shit
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>wake up
>have a steady brade and a baranced sou

Where are the /genjibros/ at?
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>>143874136
psssh. Nothin personelle kid.
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Is there even point in trying to use rip tire?
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>>143874180
>tfw I only recently found out Tjorb has a right click
I feel fucking stupid. Not him by the way.
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>>143873954
>hit level 30
>had awful luck but still had just shy of 1000 gold upon reaching it

you don't need 100 levels worth of crates for 1000 gold you fucking autist
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>>143874072
Genji can do well on any game mode, but most people are completely shit with him and shouldn't be playing him at all.
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>>143873850
>>143873909
Thanks baby
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>>143874026
>NURF THIS
>Our Mei locks me with my MEKA
Fucking useless cowtits pig go home.
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>>143874170
>Widowmaker
Mines are removed and replaced with robotic spider sentries that patrol along a set path and fire acidic pellets on those unfortunate to cross their path. When they acquire a target they follow it until they are destroyed at which point they explode into poison gas as the mines already do.


>Bastion
He can now use his robotic strenth to puncture holes into any surface allowing him to scale walls and attach to ceilings. His minigun form now releases steaming exhaust out his rear that obscures vision and deals damage to heroes who come in close range. Finally he may now mount as a minigun on Reinhardt

>Hanzo
As true flesh and blood ninja he is able to tap into ninjitsu bloodmagicks which allows him to heal his allies as he slays his foes. He is permanently surrounded by a mist of blood haze that deals constant damage to any enemy that enters and any damage hanzo inflicts heals all allies in line of sight. Finally upon death the vengeful form of his blood manifests as an invulnerable blood spectre that may attack his foes for 2 seconds dealing massive damage.

>Junkrat
The true carnival of terror is unleashed when Junkrat becomes serious. When both Junkrats mine and trap are on cooldown his grenades are replaced by animated puppets that seek out nearby targets for 2 seconds before exploding. These puppets may be attacked and destroyed and are characterized by malevolent laughter when they are near.
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>>143874189
lmfao
>>
>see gold disk
>get hyped
>it's coins

It's probably better this way but I still feel a little let down.
>>
>Genji's dash now teleports behind a target to automatically slash them.

Is he good now?
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>>143873703

Oh god please tell me how to disable text chat. Please.
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i think i'm gonna strangle someone the next time i'm thrown into a game that's like 5 seconds from ending
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>>143874126
the more you play, the more it adds up
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>>143874061
Wait, is that true?
Im guessing maybe Zenyatta's head hitbox is somewhat sizable or something though that would make no sense aesthetically
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>>143873952

Yeah that's the thing. If S:76 sees Mercy he can melt her before it's physically possible for her to do anything about it, because unlike the other area clearing ults, S:76 starts shooting accurately immediately from range.

Visor is basically a free "Remove Healer" button for S:76
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>>143874173
does league still have rune pages? cause rune pages are bullshit and why league is a sucker's game (well, forgetting for the moment that it's also a sucker's game for being babby's dota).
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>>143874006
Try to put turrets in places that will blindside people or can spot would be flankers. Also TORBJORN'S M1 DOES A BILLION DAMAGE LAND THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>143874021
One thing you can say about Bastion is that his skins are great.
>>
IT'S
*lights a blunt*
HIGH
*hits the bong*
NOON
*votes for Bernie*
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>>143874294
Better for shitters
Worse for anyone who's actually decent with him already
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>>143874298
Press P on your keyboard famalad
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>>143874284
>Winston
This scion of science is never alone. Winston's ult now triggers a phase dimension swap that replaces all current heroes with ultimate form Winston so that they can unleash their bestial rage in unison. Any winston who falls during this ultimate enrages the other Winston causing a stacking 10% damage reduction and 10% damage increase that will remain on the original Winston until he is slain.

>Roadhog
Roadhog now collects trophies from those who he hooks. Whenever a player is hooked by roadhog he permanently loses access to one of his shift or E abilities until roadhog is slain and that player touches the point of that roadhogs death to recollect the item or skill that he has lost. Roadhog has access to any ability he takes which he may cycle between using the mouse wheel.

>Zarya
The energy matrix that provides Zarya with her power now feeds an orbital ion cannon. Whenever Zarya gains energy 10% of is siphoned off into the orbital ion cannon. When the ion cannon reaches full charge she may choose to unleash a massive friendly fire orbital strike anywhere on the map or elect to have this power delivered via microwave beam directly to her suit causing her to remain at 100% charge for the next 5 minutes.
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>>143874170
>>143874284
Please leave.
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>>143874215
>>creates webcams that do zero damage and barely affect an aware team
To be honest, these are a fucking bitch if your team is even slightly retarded. Countless times I've seen people die to them even though they're fucking obvious.
And her brown skin is slightly nice.
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>>143874215
>dude look at how hard I can pretend to be retarded lmao
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>>143873725

Roadhog
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>>143874243
>150 dmg on full body shot

It's bretty good
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This game would be magnitudes better if the map design wasn't utter shit.
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>walk through doorway
>WHOA THERE
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Junkrat is perfect. So much damage, so much utility with so much area denial. His only problem is that sky bitch.
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Post neck yourself please
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>>143874006
Let me show you how it's done pleb
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>>143874264
Proof that Genji is the superior of the two brothers:
>Deflects a black hole
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>>143874170
>1 minute cooldown
>wanting to turn your FPS into an MMO
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>>143874354
dude weed lmao
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>>143874348
Well yes, it's a f2p game designed to milk whales. Just like CSGO and DOTA 2.
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>>143874431
That I realize. I was wondering why people were saying molten core was good, because the regular shot was pretty shit.
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>>143874215
I will play Symmetra when on def and the enemy team picks Rein. Simply because her m2 passes right through his shield and most Reins are too retarded to understand what's happening. ex
>full charge m2
>hit Rein center mass through shield
>he takes damage and starts sperging out trying to find where it came from.
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>>143874401
Reinhardt
An indomitable bastion of virtue Reinhardt's very presence bolsters his allies resolve. When Reinhardt is nearby all damage taken by allies is distributed amongst all allies present. In doing so Reinhardt ensures that no one dies until anyone dies. On top of this Reinhardts vim and vigor causes surges of healing vitality in his allies giving them passive 10 damage per second regeneration. Finally as the true defender of the group whenever Reinhardts shield is broken for 5 seconds he becomes invulnerable.

Lucio
The true maestro of hearts Lucio can now charm enemy fighters enabling friendly fire on their attacks and removing healthbars / red outlines from their enemies. Lucio must choose to do this instead of providing speed or health boosts.

Torbjorn
Torbjorn is the incarnation of the forge and he brings his forge with him wherever he chooses to go. Torbjorn can now create a weapon modification terminal that allows him to remotely upgrade the armaments of his allies using the scrap he collects. He can increase rate of fire, add homing components, decrease reload time, change the munitions to explosives or decrease damage fallof amongst other things.
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>>143874101
>stop having experiences that feel good you autist you :^)
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>enemy mei freezes our entire team with her ult
>d.va unleashes her nuke while we are frozen
>enemy mei blocks off her nuke and we survive
I'm trying to understand, but i just can't.
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>>143874435
What is shit about the map design? I'm genuinely curious because I hear this a lot, but no one can ever articulate what they dislike about map design other than greentexting "muh hallways."
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>That game as Reaper where the enemy has no situational awareness and you sneak behind them and kill them all over and over
Felt good man.
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>We should give McCree a one-hit kill ability!
>Yeah Bob, sounds great!
>Now, what should we do for his ultimate?
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Someone needs to make a loot box simulator so I can get my fix without having to spend money
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Mercy's butt is huge! HUGE!!
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>>143874431
>>150 dmg on full body shot

>zenyatta will die to a full body shot
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>>143874264
>>143874453
Rubick of OW. Nice potg
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I fucking suck at Genji. I deflect but I can't kill shit, and most of the time I don't know where the fuck I'm standing.
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>>143874170
>>143874284
>>143874401
These are great keep going
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Tfw clutch win, my team was all dead and if I didn't do this we would have fucking lost the entire game.

>POTG

Fucking McCree getting a from behind triple kill. I just can't /owg/


>>143874292
yeah I feel that, I got it twice and I'm still let down.
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>>143874449
The whole comic?
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>>143874461
This.
The strength of this game is that it's still treated and balanced like a shooter. Ults can be charged up faster with good behavior.

Arbitrary waiting times are a thing of the past: the cooldowns in this game are mainly just to give the other team a chance to beat you and react to what's happening. This isn't Warframe's PvP
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>>143874559
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>tfw you get the quadra team kill with Zarya's ult
Be afraid, mortals. A god walks among you.
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>>143874186
Hey me too, I actually started playing him and it turns out he's a ton of fun. After setting down the first lv 2 turret at the beginning of the game never upgrade it again and just toss them down wherever and harrass with your shotgun.
It's a lot of fun.
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>>143874559
Make him highly visible and slow him down to a crawl so if he ever uses it without flanking he gets shot in his stupid face?
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>>143874608
I have posted and balanced all the heroes now so I do not know how I can keep going.

Once my changes are implemented I can think about how to further balance the game.
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>>143874606
>got the achievement for killing 4 enemies with Genji ult last night
feels good
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>>143874335
1. Zen has headshot box around center of mass for other heroes, like D.Va
2. Hanzo shoots trees so an arrow floating towards your body (model) will still scratch your headshot box with it's hitbox.
Yeah it's fucked up.
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>Mercy POTG
>it's just her walking behind Roadhog healing him and occasionally others while pushing the payload
>didn't even ult
>nobody even died on either team during the clip

Damn this must have been the lowest-action game in overwatch history.
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>>143872196
>voting up anyone other than yourself
>voting at all if you don't get a card
if you vote for anyone other than yourself you're probably a beta male
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>>143874612
>Please enter a command to execute

How do you clear chat box? I just use nonexistant commands to remove chat.
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>>143874614
>A D.Va
>blaming a tracer for a loss

Oh my
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>>143874408
oh my g-d
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>When Candy crush forces you to lose it's bad
>When Blizzard forces you to lose it's ok

Blizzdrone logic.
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>>143874151
I know him
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>>143874214
what? how is that relevant in any way
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>>143869778
Your meme is bad, and you should feel bad.
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>>143874170
By recoil I'm going to assume you mean spread and tell you this is a FUCKING stupid idea.
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>>143874676
I think you missed a few.

What about my favorite heroes D.Va and Zenyatta? Or Pharah?
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>>143874669
you see the joke was that fan the hammer is an instant kill on cooldown, while most sure-thing attacks are limited to ultimates on other characters

I can understand why you would be confused
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Looking for EU m8s above level 40 to play with DB42#2896
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>>143869308
Fan the hammer already can't headshot
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>>143874543
>Defended tibet koth point for an entire match virtually unassisted (retarded teammates) as reaper
I had like 65% total elimination participation.
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>>143869519
They may have been in a group. We brought a level 1 friend with us in with like 5 level 45+
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>>143874760
>I just wanna stomp baddies all day

Get a life.
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>>143874538
Every map features a single choke point (usually in the form of a large archway with a single flanking tunnel before the first point. Blizzard is trying to standardize fps maps the same way they did rts maps with sc2 and it's shit.
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>>143874612
>caring about PotG

one time we had a POTG that was just Torb walking down a hallway.
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>>143874825
Oh I see you are correct. It's hard work to balance this game so I will have to think hard about this but I promise I will balance them too.
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>>143874669
the joke seems to have evaded you so i'll post two words that might clear it up
>WOAH THERE
or maybe
>PARDON ME
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>>143874760
Dude just play against bots
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What influences the ranking in Master Overwatch the most? Gold medals? I want to know so that I know what I need to try for to appear good in front of the rest of the players while actually doing things that help my team less but my score more.
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>>143874170
>Mercy
might be neat
>Symmetra
Teleporters going up and down means you're fucking every teammate up who naturally tries to compensate for recoil.
>McCree
Fuck autosniping and fuck you
>Genji
If it's tweaked right I like it
>Reaper
Seems to remove his soul eating nature, would be nice to see bodies he drained try to drain health from players nearby.
>Tracer
Sounds nice with some restrictions
>Widowmaker
They're meant to be mines to cover her ass, any patrolling tells you a Widowmaker is nearby which you don't want. Maybe some kind of passive instead
>Bastion
Attaching to walls would be neat and optional exhaust that obscures your rear view as well. But fuck mounting on tanks.
>Hanzo
What
>Junkrat
No, stop, what are you even talking about
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>>143874408
I want to WORSHIP that butt
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Is there a hero more satisfying than Roadhog?
>Throwing a hook into a crowd and snatching a Mercy
>Hooking cheeky Reinhardt's when they try to harass with their E
>Pinning Genji's up against the wall with Whole Hog
>Shitting all over other tanks in general
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>>143874985
>dies to symmetra
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>>143872308
>Characters can zig-zag ridiculously fast
>No penalty on repeated jumping
>Sniper op!

You're just bad m8. That being said I wouldn't mind her sniper becoming bolt-action. I'm the fag that zooms out after every kill anyway.
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>>143874006
I literally got PotG my first game as Tob.
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>>143874715
Yeah...Zenyatta can be cool and all but the other issue is that, as support, I am completely at the mercy of the competence of my team. Symmetra doesnt have to put up with this shit, neither does Lucio or Mercy.
I cant sit on the point if there's anybody there and I have to maintain a healthy 30 meters if I want to not get killed before my team arrives.

It just gets my goat every time we're about to lose some shit and Im already locked in as Zenyatta and my team doesnt understand the idea of not rushing in and failing at aiming.
It usually gets solved by me switching to Winston though
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>>143874748
just type /?
>>143874907
I know I shouldn't but fuck man.
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Who was one of the idiot streamers saying torn's M1 is bad. Are you fucking kidding me? The first game i played as him I was one shotting and two shotting people with his M1 and M2. People actually pretend that his gun sucks?

You can wipe a team alone with molten core up. I've killed half a team alone with no turret as well.

People who think torn's weapon sucks are idiots.
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>>143874669
it's high noon

https://my.mixtape.moe/tgeozm.webm
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>>143874909
Thanks for the consideration. I love playing those heroes more than anything so I hope you can find a way to balance them too.

These are all pretty spectacular, though. Do you mind if I send them to Blizzard? I think they might actually implement some of these.
>>
what does a guy have to do to get a free copy of overwatch around here?
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>>143869241
Biggest thing I would add is

>Increase the window of "kill her to stop it" on mercy's ult.
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>>143874559
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Does Mercy have the largest butt available in the current build of the game?
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>>143874728
>not voting for the one red card that occasionally shows up out of pity
How insecure can you be?
Gods need not vote for themselves to reach legendary, that's why they have everybody else in the game.
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>>143874345
Well as Mercy you shouldn't really be anywhere the enemy can shoot you down range.
And when you hear his announcement you have to run away. If you're with your team you'll actually have time for that since he has to alternate between targets, it doesn't hit them all at the same time.
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>>143869730
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>>143875106
i hear if you donate $40-$60 to blizzard as a thank you they'll give you a free copy
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>>143874985
I love playing a Genji against a Roadhog that doesn't instakill me during stun
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>>143875082
Of course I post them here so they can get increased visibility but I only want to improve overwatch and will take no credit for my ideas blizzard the more voices who speak to tell blizzard to implement the sooner they can be implemented by blizzard.
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>>143874170
>>143874284
kill yourself
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Is there any way to see if someone is in a group or not?
Had a game where two Bastions and a Reinhardt spent the entire game trying to build a little nest together and I would have liked to know if they were just stupid people in a group or stupid people who found love on the battlefield.
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Holy shit, I would almost buy this despite not being social or competitive because of how qt Tracer is, but I just heard her voice.

Yeah I'm not buying this. They totally ruined that awesome character design.
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i should've just kept swinging rather than pin somebody, right?
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is zarya balanced lads
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I'm tired of cancer monkey of tryharding and no skill or fun allowed in every game
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>>143869157
>playing OW
>teammate hanzo rarely appears on the killfeed at all, when he does he is the one who died.
>tell him to try killing someone
>"sorry, I have ping problems"

Then why the fuck are you playing a sniper you dumb cunt?
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>>143875148
>Mercy
>with their team
Good one
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>>143874354
>Implying Bernie isn't the only good candidate in the race

Do you live in Texas or something where they teach that global warming and evolution are myths?
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>>143875057
I just stay way the fuck back if possible. If not, I die to some splash or Windowlicker bodyshot.
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>>143875236
>skill
>Overwatch

Who started this meme? It's a good one.
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>>143874474
True, but at least csgo and dota2 don't milk whales with gameplay advantages.
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>>143874401
>Winston
Now this just makes the game full retard
>Roadhog
Ability stealing is a neat concept but hero switching ruins any restrictions
>Zarya
5 minutes is hella broken
>Reinhardt
Regeneration is too much
>Lucio
Sure
>Torbjorn
That's a bit much to operate on the fly with the limited scrap you have to work with. An alternate to armor packs is welcome though.
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>>143870621
Is it?
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>>143875215
>Holy shit, I would almost buy this despite not being social or competitive because of how qt Tracer is, but I just heard her voice.

>Don't care about Overwatch
>See Tracer
>"heh Kinda qt"
>Install open beta
>Immediately repulsed by her accent
>Get used to it over the duration
>Grow to like it

>Buy the game and main Tracer

Feels good man
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>>143875254
more likely an underage who thinks it's an ebic troll to support trump and stick it to those cucks lel
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>>143875228

Not at all, she does more DPS than any offense hero

>b-b-but mccree is OP!

He's burst damage
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>>143875215
K
>>143875254
Texas is literally better than you
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>>143874890
No I want to face people of the same skill level as me. I want both wins and losses to be close games with lots of back and forth action and ultimately decided by a few well timed clutch plays.

I don't want to play against 6-man premades that are twice my level utterly stomping my team of me and 5 level 10s in under 5 minutes over and over until my winrate drops down below 50 and I'm allowed to startt having fair matches again.
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>>143875254
>>143875348
Yo reddit
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>>143875313
Whatever, it's all jewish cancer in my eyes.
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>>143871337
Literally Taimanin Asasgi.
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>>143874902
I like the maps. The chokes focus the action and there are usually many ways to explore the space and find ways around, especially as more mobile characters.
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>>143875254
>people like this actually exist irl
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>>143875072
It's kinda sucky at range. People think it sucks because the projectiles have dropoff, but the real thing about it is his alt fire with Molten Core up. Shit's crazy
>>143875181
>Perfect range for my alt fire
>It gets reflected back and does nothing because the spread already happened
Now I just have to learn how to 360 noscope and I can stop sucking
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>>143875249
If you enable beam connection and disable guardian angel prefers beam target, you can just sit behind corners as long as you have whoever you're boosting/healing in your fov.
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>>143874765
Because there's no other way you're getting hit by it behind a wall or Rein shield. Also you know he can wait til wraith is over right?
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>>143875215
Tracer is cute and charming!
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>>143875318
rip
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>>143875318
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>>143875221
>charging after hammering down

Why do so many people do this
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>>143875221
You charged someone with like 5 health. Waste of resources, blowing your load too fast.
>>
If "hidden mmr" exists they need to fucking remove it because every single game is a one sided stomp.
>>
How to play Zarya?
I always feel like doing no damage at all even though I get silver or gold in damage.
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>>143875221
Yes. You could have hit at least three of them at a time with 75 damage swings apiece.
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>>143875469
Because it looks fucken RAD.

And if you only hammered one person it's not bad.
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>>143875469
Because hammering down a few enemies at once without support just means you'll only kill one before they're up and then they'll all gang up on you.
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>>143874985
You forgot
>Giant fucking bullseye for bodyslams

ez
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>tfw you get consumed by the dragon
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>>143875151
Mery CONFIRMED for BIGGEST most well SHAPED BUTT
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>>143875469
I only do this when I'm scared shitless of that person coming back up, like an ulted bastion or genji too far away to swing at.
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>>143872092
>Mccree
>clip size
yeah no.
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>>143875392
chokes are fine, but standardizing maps like this is silly.


Also the respawn placement is stupid. overwatch takes twice as long to get back into the action as tf2 despite having shorter respawns, because everything is supposedly balanced on one side having to walk across the galaxy to get to the action.
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>>143875318
WELP TIME TO DELETE MY PC
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>>143874215
>im too retarded to know how to play someone so they suck
>hero takes skill? nah not for me thnx
>my ult doesnt high noon so its broken
>a shit durrrr

git fucking gud scrub
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>>143869967
source?
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>>143871886

> Anubis Attack B
> Reaper, Hanzo, Widowmaker, McCree, and Junkrat on my team
> Pharah, 2x Torbjorn, Bastion, Reinhardt, and Mercy on enemy team
> Would normally go Pharah but decide to mix it up
> Go Mercy
> Healing my team like a madman
> Trying to boost every moment I can
> No one runs in at the same time or from same direction, so I never have a 2+ res
> Wind up becoming a pistol-sniper on enemy Pharah since our snipers aren't dealing with her
> No one covers me when I'm being attacked
> We only ever push when I'm alive
> When I'm dead the chat is spammed with "I need healing!"
> Capture half the point
> "mercy wtf why no heal!?"
> Gold objective eliminations
> Bronze total eliminations
> 12k healing
> Most time on fire
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Just got my first 4 gold in a single match, I know I'm still a shitter but this feeling is great
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>>143869681
Kaplan said soon.
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>>143875469
Guaranteed kill. And it puts you out of harms way, in case your opponents turn it with someone else's ult. Still stupid
>>143875492
You seem to be doing just fine. Your damage output with 80+ energy is disgusting, but you rarely get there against competent teams. Generally, just focus on drawing fire, baiting opponents in with your shield, and go for big wombo combos. Shield your Pharah or Reaper when they go in for big points
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>>143875358
Mccree is bullshit because if you walk around the corner and he's there, you're dead and there's nothing you can do about it besides "know he's there".
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>>143872092
you can't nerf like 4 things at the same time, do one and see how it goes and change from there. if you do all that the character will become dva dumpster tier
>>
What would you change Soldiers 76's name to?
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>>143875594
Nope, E passes through people and you will slam everyone in front of you with your hammer.
And hammering them down means you don't push them around when swinging so much.
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>>143875489
>Queue with 2 lmao grill gamers in a 6 stack
>Their MMR is shit so we are matched against new players
>Literally stomp so hard the enemy team can never leave spawn and our Mercy has 100% of deaths resurrected

Yeah matchmaking is fine for me if I'm solo but huge discrepancies between skill in groups really fucks with it
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>>143875492
Put shields on people taking damage or about to do damage. For example a mercy taking damage or a good tracer about to go in. Press l shift to tank damage. Damage absorbed through shield increases your damage and makes you hit like a truck. Don't forget your weapon has a secondary fire that is like a grenade launcher, it's pretty strong. When your team is with you and ready, press q and Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
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>>143875692

lol get gud you fucking scrub

mccree isnt op at all as long as you know how to counter him. i main mccree and know his weaknesses.
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>>143872665
Were you on attack?
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>>143875692
>Mccree is bullshit because if you walk around the corner and he's there, you're dead and there's nothing you can do about it besides "know he's there".

So don't walk around the corner
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Did that D.Va writefag make another story?
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>>143875396
If you challenged your own ideas and left your comfort zone, you would find that there are quite a few people.
>>
What Pharah skin should I get? I'm thinking mechaqueen or jackal, I wish I could see what their weapons looked like
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>>143875740
Soldier 77
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>>143875672
Welcome to Mercy. Now you just need a Reaper or Genji to flank you every possible opportunity while your team completely ignores you for the full experience
>>
lvl 21 and all i get are duplicate skins and poses despite a 1000 fucking unlockables. and duplicates give a whopping 5 fucking credits. fucking jews.
>>
At least 20% of my losses are from being put into games right before the loss, when will this end?
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>>143875814
Ideally we put those people in work camps.
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>>143874538
Way too much weighted for defense and it's always just one choke point. There are other pathways but they always take way too long to use to be effective. Gibraltar is big example on it under the bridge. Upside is dominated by McCree because lolamazingskillneeded and down the defenders can see attackers whole body before they can even engage.
>>
Genderbent
Tracer
Mercy
Symmetra
Dva

Where?
>>
>>143875834
>my free optional things that don't do anything aren't the ONES I WANT
>WAHHHH JEWS JEWS JEWS
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>>143875254
>race

anon...
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>>143875779
You get 2, 3 swings in before they're all standing again, unless they're all already dead you're not going to kill them.
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>>143875596
>thinking dva can actually harm Roadhog in any way
Roadhog's juice outheals point blank spam from dva.
If she charges me, I'm a happy man, because I would've hooked her anyways and now I can save the hook for when she jumps out of her little robot.
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>hurr I walked into building on their side of the map and mccree killed me D:!!!
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>>143875882
>>>/tumblr/
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>>143875793
McCree can kill characters with 200hp or less with a single hammer fan from half a map away. So balanced.
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>>143875834
how about you enjoy the game you paid for instead of crying about pixels

i want csgo to leave
>>
>get into a game
>other team is running double winston/double mcree because thats what "pros" do
nice game
>>
>>143875793
List some then

inb4
>don't fight him
>listen to his footsteps
>>
Looking for some none shitters with mics to seal club with.

MURDERBONER#11714
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>>143875446
I'm afraid to open this spoiler image

What is it
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Is Winter the best blueberry skin?
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Gotten 0 gold skins out of crates so far (friend has 4-5 despite only being 2 levels higher than me). Half way to 1000 credits, which do I go for first?

>Plague Doctor
>Stonehardt
>Mechaqueen

I play those 3 characters about the same amount, I'm leaning towards plague doctor.
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>>143875832
>be mercy
>everyone grouped up
>genji comes behind me (and therefore the entire team), starts tossing shuriken at me
>nobody notices
>still just chilling behind reinhardt, taking useless potshots at the enemy
>about to die
>nobody notices
>die
>genji goes full ult now
>wipes team
>wtf i need heals
>someone switches to lucio because they find me inadequate all of a sudden

there isn't a feeling in the world to contain my rage.
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>>143875909
>shooting into the barrier
classic reaper play
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>>143870952
>Implying mei's icicle has auto aim
>Implying ice walls don't need to be placed accurately
>Implying ults don't need to be landed properly

>Implying bad junkrats can shoot through small openings
>Implying junkrat is an easy no aim class

God I really hope you don't actually tell people this stuff in real life. You're a dumbass. Clean yourself up senpai.
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>>143875987
Poo in Loo vagina
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>>143874608
>>143874513
>D.VA
Not only a beauty but also a master tactician who has used her wit and will along with ingenius strategy to dominate the progamer scene, D.VA now allows her allies to benefit from this unrivaled acumen. Whenever D.VA deploys her ultimate the server staggers the actions of the enemy team allowing your team to see the actions of their opponents before their opponents take them. For instance you will see a reaper appear and use his ultimate seconds before this actually registers on her teams side allowing them to prepare for any eventuality.

>Pharah
A master of airborne combat Pharah is most at home at the sky and has long felt chained by the limited duration of her jet boosts. No longer is Pharah restricted to the ground and now instead her jet boost has been reversed and she can only operate ground side for the same limited span of time she once could only take to the air. When her feet are planted upon the ground however she can unleash her most powerful rocket that if fired from the air would send her hurtlign up into the atmosphere from the recoil. The earth ender rocket will pierce through walls and only detonate if its sensors detect proximity of 3 or more living beings.
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>>143875909

wow you're so skilled at pressing q
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>>143875991
nuit and noire for me
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>>143875991
Huntress is
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>>143875893
Yes, 2-3 swings in a 180 degree arc in front of you, ranging up to like half the ult range.
Each swing is 75 damage.
HAMMER DOWN is 50 damage.
So with even just 2 swings you just did 200 damage to them, killing everyone who's not a tank, Reaper, fucking cunt Mei and Bastion.
If you get 3 swings in, you kill them all anyway.
And you can then E whoever runs away.
You can actually get a quad+ kill this way if you slam the entire enemy team.
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>>143875987
my waifu showing her clam
>>
PSA: Playing Lucio doesn't automatically mean you are helping the team.You can still play support shittily.
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>>143876053
>Zenyatta
Zen is not just a state of mind but a source of power. This calm incarnation of death is a force to be reckoned with the closer he comes to death's door. Though Zenyatta seeks Nirvana he knows that he can not willingly walk into that nothingness or he will find his mind is not yet empty at deaths door. Every point of damage Zenyatta takes is replaced by his force of will which turns into a 2 HP piece of armor. Once his entire HP pool has converted into armor Zenyatta is on the precipice of Nirvana and his attacks are replaced by the 6 arms of Shiva. He becomes a melee combatant of unrivaled skill and singleminded ferocity.
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>>143876067
>skill
>Overwatch

When did this meme start?
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>>143876021
should have turned on your mic and shouted BEHIND YOU FUCKS
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>>143875856

>Overwatch maps
>Weighted for defense
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>>143876040
>masturbating to pixels
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>>143875796
We'll file that one under "don't fight him"
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I want to be sexually violated by d.va
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>>143876040
Fucking HNGGGGGG
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>>143875801
There was a story?

I only know >D.Va is for sexualising
>>
>>143873251
Have you played on Dorado? There are so many locations for the defenders to abuse.
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>>143875952
long/medium range. dueling McCree a medium range is very good. If you can just stay outside of flashbang you have a chance but it's not very good. Long range is his only true killer or if he misses his right click with his long reload time. Even though Medium range is the only range you won't get obliterated in you're still fighting someone hard ie he can roll flash.

>>143876042
mostly if he put down his shield I was going to run inside of him anyway.

>>143876067
ty baby :)
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>>143876098
>No butt
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>>143875943
>don't watch people trying to play this casual ass game competitively (competitive scene)
>go full 6 winston because le single hero meme
>enemy team spergs out in allchat
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>>143875318
>designated
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>>143875796
>walk around a corner as Genji
>actually manage to E before he tosses his assbang
>it stuns me because either he can't aim or he aimed at the wall on purpose
>>
how make silent webms for this shitty board
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>>143876173
i figure the big indicator of your healer's rapidly decreasing health on the screen should be enough of a warning.
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>>143874985
>Not walking up to idiot Reinhardts that just hold their shield up without thought and shooting them in the face

>>143876132
While true, a Lucio contributes more by merely existing than a shit Widowmaker ever will.
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>>143876196
This one http://pastebin.com/2xcSyATd
Not smut
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>>143876241
gargle it
>>
next on the list: Reflect Mei's super
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>>143876178
>porn on your computer monitor ISN'T pixels

lmaoooo duuuude epic
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>>143869919
Only europeans could make up something so petty.
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Dumb question from a person that rarely plays any FPS games

My monitor caps at 60hz; is there any reason not to cap the game's framerate, or is there some type of advantage to be had from keeping it uncapped?
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>>143875254
This is bait right? Barney already lost.
>>
>>143870715
I want to gently make love to her and then hold her close when we finish.
>>
>>143876217
How the fuck do you look at Widow's ass in 1st person mode
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>>143876187
You'll just get verbally violated by D.Va you shitter.
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>>143875882
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You now realize D.Va's cockpit seat has a protruding knob that vibrates and stimulates her clit while she pilots her mech
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>>143876232
>be genji going around corner most mccrees camp in because I've played this game for more than 5 hours to know this by now.
>dash through or wall climb around it and ignore the cowboy
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>>143876217
>using shitty legendaries for widowmaker unironically
>>143876095
>actually tolerating shitstained dreadlocks
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>>143876386
I wish I had a clit
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Got 1000 coins

Too indecisive to use them so just stockpiling them.

Anyone else like this?
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>>143871491
found the shitty video game player who has to ruin everything for everyone!
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>>143869206
You tell me.
s-sorry for the late reply ;_;
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>>143875814
Bernie's campaign is over, you know that right?
>>
>>143876203

Yes I've played all the maps. Attackers have an advantage because of ults and because there's a billion flanks in every map.

There's a reason why comp games are stopwatch.
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>>143876386
>clit

D.Va is actually good at video games, she was obviously born a male and got famous by cashing in on the new tranny fad.
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>>143876187
Sure, let me get inside my meka unit first..
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>>143875649
I do agree they need to tone down respawn timers or move the respawns up to get people into the action faster. Getting to play the game more is great.
>>
>get play of the game as genji
>dont remember anything spectacular that merits a potg
>me saving the mercy and reinhardt from a pharah and junkrat
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>>143876386
>it vibrates harder the more kills she gets
>penetrates her if she gets POTG
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>>143876010
>actually considering wasting 1000 credits on Mechaqueen
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>>143876425
>>actually tolerating shitstained dreadlocks
>noire
>dreadlocks
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>>143876384
>look bottom to up

fugg :DD
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>>143874614
that's the whole comic already right?
>>
>>143876450
Having coins feels better than spending them
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>>143876249
It's still easier if you just use your mic since teammates are immediately notified provided they haven't muted everyone. Some people lack awareness but telling them will actually make them look back and help you. I survive so often as Mercy because I said "help, so and so is on me"
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>>143876384
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>>143876436
why?
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>>143876315
i only masturbate to written paper erotica, live shows, or adult videos on film in a theater.
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>>143876512
Nice
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>>143876461
>came back an hour later to hope someone reads your fishing for erp in a 4chan thread
Lol kill self
>>
>>143876468
I don't get this. Clinton only needs like 60 more to win the nomination right? Bernie is literally done.
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>>143876498
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

>tfw you will never get paid to design cunnies
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>>143870498
When I started playing her I didn't realize she had a blaster pistol.
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>>143875882
Should I genderbend cosplay Mercy or Tracer?
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>>143876384
Is that Nujabes?

>>143876425
Noire doesn't have dreadlocks you dip
>>
>>143876514
Whats wrong with it?
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>>143874890
>Strawmaning this hard

Spotted the Blizzdrone.
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>>143875254
>DUDE TAXES LMAO
>good candidate
>>
>>143876450
It's 7350 credits to unlock all 54 cosmetics per hero.

Hoard the credits if you want but make sure to spend them every once in a while. You'll run out of unlocks fast.
>>
>>143871520
>Mei needs a nerf

How about just fucking stop running into her 1v1 without your team you fucking baddie.

Any competent team can shut down a mei. Theres SO MANY COUNTERS TO HER.

A good tracer, pharah, mcree, junkrat, or ANY TANK can destroy her if you know how to play.

People like you make me enjoy playing mei even more. I especially like to think about how mad you get when I freeze you from behind and headshot you cause you're too busy having no situational awareness
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>>143873493
healers >>> tanks
>>
>Playing overwatch as zen
>hanamura defense
>They're on the first point we're almost all dead
>Get to it
>Realize not a single teammate is with me for some reason there was one just behind me
>instantly die after my ult is over
i hate this game
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>>143876339
https://youtu.be/hjWSRTYV8e0
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>>143876569
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>>143876716
>>Playing overwatch as zen
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself my man
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>>143876596
It's over for clinton too, after the indictment. Bernie is just hopelessly fucked. His audience is sjw retarded and millennials who can't organize shit, is anyone surprised?
Anyway, enough /pol/
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>>143876512
>gets penetrated in PoTG

She won't know the joy of being penetrated too often until the buff, at least
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>>143876656
>paid for and plays a Blizzard game
>but YOU GUYS are the Blizzdrones :^X
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I just can't deal.
>Zenyatta
>team is no where to be seen
>Zara
>team is no where to be found
Just fuck my shit up
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>>143876436
me too
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>>143875254
Maybe you should read an economics textbook there reddit.
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>>143876770
>Not playing the most fun character
????
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>>143875909
>not canceling reload with melee
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Why did they make Mercy's hitbox a literal stick
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>play vs Taimou from EnvyUs iin random mm
>he's still blatantly aimbotting

Will Blizzard ever do anything or is this game doomed do you think? Competitive mm is going to just be all cheaters at this rate
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>>143876596
No, he's only like a hundred points behind her. The whole "Hillary has already won" meme comes from superdelegates that all voted for Hillary early on, which can change their mind at any time. When it comes time for the convention, they could all shift to Bernie after seeing how much momentum he's gained. He is still very much in the race, the media just doesn't want you to know it,
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>>143876450
Same. Have a little over 1000 and don't know if I want 1 legendary or a buncha epics
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>>143876845
Mirrors her figure
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>>143876750
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>>143876709
Goodluck on your own then, healer. See how well you do with out us. You need us and you know it
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>baseline all attackers at 200 hp
>lower reapers heal by 25%
>lower mei's alt fire damage by 25%

there's your balance
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>>143876584
Because having it stimulated seems to give you a great amount of sexual pleasure.
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>>143876810
>held down a enemy choke point alone as zarya for minutes
>where the fuck is my team
>send out the voice command to group up
>look over to the other side they are suiciding in a torb's turret

just
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>>143876830
He was referring to zen though, not tracer/genji/mercy/pudge/widomaker.
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is there anything reaper cant do?
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>>143876894
>blizzard makes male/female alts of all characters.
>fem Junkrat.

Yes.
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>>143876963
win a game
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>>143876915
Exactly, it's extremely hard to make pushes without a tank. Every role is vital to winning, don't know why people still don't understand that.
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>>143876925
I agree with this post completely - the game would be more fun if everyone didn't die so fast
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>>143876523
>>143876649
What do you call that trash hairstyle?
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>>143876963
Deal more than 5 damage a shot at anything further than 10 feet away
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New thread when?
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> Normally use voice chat to call out enemy positions and warnings for team mates
> 6 matches go by, only ever 3 people in voice chat
> People only talk in text to complain about team without offering suggestions or tactics
> Everyone keeps running into the meat grinder and blaming each other for their own failures

Only going to play in a group from now on.
>>
new
>>143877041
>>143877041
>>143877041
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>>143876523
>>143876649
>being this deluded
Yeah her hair is just an amp chord, doesn't resemble dreads! They're cables!
Also, look at those luscious tentacles on kerrigan! Not dreads, the textures are tentacles! xD
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>can't play the game more than for two hours because get mad as fuck
this game's killing me slowly
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>>143876894

>>143876543
>>143876649
A decent version
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>>143876915
>pick Lucio
Checkmate atheist
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>>143876963
be friends with 76
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>>143876963
stop d.va from absolutely shitting on him

>die die die starts
>quickly turn, press e
>when its over, nobody died died died, and reaper is about to get fucked
>tries to run
>shift to chase

I love d.va's kit. It shits on so many of the stupidly overpowered ults.
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>>143877045
It's not hair at all, they're cables.
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>>143876980
>fem hanzo
>fem zarya
>fem mcree
>fem genji
>fem 76

sploosh
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>>143877032
>Make a retarded decision
>Die for it
>Learn to not charge headlong into the Bastion/Torbjorn without backup again

???
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>>143876668
>animefag
>obvious lack of knowledge of subject
>greentexting a political discussion

FOUND THE TRUMP SUPPORTER!
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>>143876737
>Dismisses screentearing as "I don't care"
kek
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>people are starting to realize winston and zarya are OP and now there's at least 2 in each game

kill me
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>>143877162
>""""animefags""""
>on THIS website

reddit is that way
>>
>>143876831
You right, I need to do that more. I know I can but I don't do it often.
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>>143877162
lol you sound just like my friends on reddit :D
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>Play D.Va on attack payload mission
>act as a damage blocking bastion turret due to my team not moving the payload for almost 5 minutes
>get to the very end and be stuck for a while
>rush in and ult
>everything dies and we win
>potg goes to me

D.Va is fun as fuck.
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>>143871495
please kill yourself
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>>143877305
>Hurr durr, everyone goes on /a/ just like me
>hurr vote for tramp! He'll make americur great again.
>I don't know shit about politics, all i know is i like trump!

Faggot
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>>143877138
>thinking anyone with a brain does retarded shit like that
the game with balanced teams often ends up with nearly everyone dying simultaenously or people dying as a stready stream

it's pretty dumb that there are no real stalemates where everyone doesn't die
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>Attacking on that African map or whatever it's called
>Playing reinhardt
>Can't push through a tiny bit
>My shields go down in 3 seconds due to their team dishing out damage
>2 pharahs and I have not seen a single rocket shot any where in their direction
>20 seconds remaining
>Our McCree out of no where uses his ultimate and scores 3
>Charge onto the points and nail the remaining two
>They have a sym so they come back quickly
>Mercy and I get zarya ulted, try my best to block everyones damage
>We finally die, everyone is dead except the two pharahs
>Finally one of them has an ultimate
>Justice ra-AUGGGHH
>They both die
>Timer runs out
>Pharah: "Wow this reinhardt is shit"
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>>143876498
"I am his little bunny and soon he will cum in my cunny."
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>>143877447
you have to go back
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>>143875894
>What are headshots
That's why you wait for him to pop the hook and then charge.

It's easier to do with Reinhardt because no stun but still

>>143875882
>Dva
Shinji
>>
>play game as mercy, almost winning, fighting on last point, half capped.
>Rein dies, everyone else starts falling like flies.
>Ult to bring almost entire team back
>Rein just stands there afk and dies instantly, not shielding anyone
>Entire team wiped
>"Mercy wtf"

Why the fuck do i even try.

If you die, how do you honestly think 7 seconds is enough time to go afk, especially as the main tank. Can we just go over this for a second?
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>group of three squishies behind reinhardt's shield on the payload
>retarded tracer comes and sticks her grenade on reinhardt's shield
>fucking reinhardt panics and turns around killing all of us and exposing his back to tracer, who kills him
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>evewybody's cumming on me!
>>
>it's a useless team on attacking hannamura episode
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>defending and team has a zenyatta that doesn't know how to use heal orbs
>go 76
>rack up gold medal heals with 5k during the match by just dropping biotic fields onto friendlies whenever it comes off cooldown

Best pseudo-healer
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>>143877285
zarya is gay as fuck, literally and figuratively
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>>143877763
>its a everybody on my teams sucks but me episode
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>>143877995
that shit is on repeat nigga
>>
>>143877619
"Bukkake Party Mei" skin when?
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>>143876704
Thanks for proving my point.
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How big is Dva's squishy tiny feminine penis?
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>>143877285
>join pre-made
>about a minute has passed
>look at team composition
>pick Reinhardt
>they haven't even touched the point
>it's a team of 6 Winstons
>their combines tickle cannons aren't enough to even dent me
>just bludgeoning monkeys left and right pushing and pinning them against walls
>mfw
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>have to almost constantly play supports because almost no one else will

I love supports as much as the next guy but for fuck sake I'd like some variety
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>>143878486
>I love supports as much as the next guy
I actually hate how they did it for this game. On paper you have choices, in fact you need a lucio or mercy in every game. I dont like either, and Zenyatta only works solo against shitters.
>>
>>143877285
they are based as fuck on koth mode
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>>143878486
just play soldier 76
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>>143878486
at my mmr there's at least a solo lucio autolocked every game/
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>>143877045
>>143876425
>What do you call that trash hairstyle?

Cables mate, they're fucking big rubber cables coming out of her head. You know, from the brainwashing?

Why did you think Noire would have Dreadlocks? Did you just not actually look at them?
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>>143877121
>D.va winning a 1vs1 with reaper with that gigantic headshot box of her

You may cancel his ult but a good reaper will shit on you
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>>143880057
>kerrigan doesn't have locks, she has tentacles
>noire doens't have locks, she has cables

>Actually being this deluded
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>>143878285
How exactly did I prove your point? You complained the mei needs a nerf because of tickrate bullshit. I simply informed you that any competent team with actual map awareness can counter a mei and kill her no problem.

See? Your point was bullshit. I didn't prove it. If anything I disproved it.
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>>143880249
>Dreadlocks, also locs, dreads, or in Sanskrit, Jata, are intentionally matted and sculpted ropes of hair.

Is it cables, or is it hair?
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>Age before beauty... I guess you're coming in third
76 is a meany
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>>143877069

welcome to esports you stupid motherfucker, would you like to buy some more crates full of garbage?
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>>143877763
>Up against obvious pre made
>Able to keep it together until last few seconds on defense
>group falls apart and we get wiped lose
>We still did ok regardless of the level 4 widowmaker on my team in a game of all 30+
>Next map attack on
>Same teams
I've never hit that leave game button faster.
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>Be lv 40
>having fun solo
>Winning games losing some games but its all good, teams have been balanced
>All of the sudden losing
>literally a losing streak
>My teamates are all lv 15 or lower
>Get one guy around my level but he doesn't do shit
>Can't stop losing and no one listens to me in chat
>mfw

What the fuck happened, its like night and day
>>
is there a chart with damage values yet?
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>>143883748

of course no one listened to you in chat, they probably muted you the second you said anything, idiot
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>>143884934
>In Chat
That means I was typing.
Here's your (You)
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>>143869241
>Nerf Bastion, Roadhog
>Buff Lucio

Wew lad
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>>143877447
Get off my board commie cuck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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