http://www.strawpoll.me/10339835/
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
tracer
Nice thumbnail
first for dva
D.Va is the tightest!
I want to stick my dirty, stinky, unwashed cock in Roadhog's stinky bellybutton!
VAPE MEITION
>>143769527
why does this exist.
>level 38
>550 coins
>skins are only recolours
>a million sprays and voicelines
i doubt anyone has worse luck than me
it's just like my life
i've never had it good. always bad luck in my life. and it follows me everywhere, even video games where i try to enjoy myself
brb ending myself.
>>143769496
how would you know
Some sweet Symmetra tech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uUTnfFKes
When does this game get better ?
When the fuck are voicelines used
>>143769384
What is this? A shitty McCree for ants?
Give me ideas for a SFW D.Va SFM project
>people don't rate Zenyatta
Need to be paired with a Lucio or Mercy to be really effective, but when you are it's great
>>143768750
I can draw pretty well.
Reminder that you will probably get banned
https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/policy
>Symettra places Teleporter miles away from Point B on Hanamura because she was running around trying to get kills instead of defending
>I use teleporter like a moron and because I'm Roadhog, any extra speed helps
>We lose because nobody is defending the point
>Call out Symmetra in chat
>replies with ":)"
And with that I think I'm going to take a break
>>143769585
Devilish
Post legendary skins.
>>143769384
op is a faggot
Is tracer a good character to play sa
>>143769581
I got a legendary but it's a BVa. Literally no use for it. There are always better picks, always.
>>143769626
dva getting the zen mans dick
make him do his hello carwash motion on her ass and clap emote when he releases his harmony in her butthole
things that need to go before this game is good and actually requires skill
>20 tick
>stupid red baby outlines around enemy heroes
>widowmaker being too strong and easy
>tanks like reinhardt being too good and will be picked literally every game regardless (boring meta)
>hanzo shooting logs instead of arrows
>quick play being gay and strict as fuck, forced 50 meme, save that fair shit for ranked matchmaking.
hoping next patch does at least some of these things, or i'm most likely not continuing playing and doing a refund
what is besthomoship?
>>143769663
>Serious Violations
>Using language that is crude, offensive, or pornographic in nature.
>Referring inappropriately to human anatomy or bodily functions.
Welp, my clock's ticking
>>143769663
>Has a profanity filter option
>Using profanity can get you banned still
What the fuck was the point?
inb4
>I'm top hero on X region :) masteroverwatch faggots
no you are not
>>143769663
I report Mei and Widowmaker players for harassment, Block them and click Avoid this player
>>143769828
So how severe are the punishments? In lol, the most I've gotten is "no chat for you for X games"
>>143769553
is that actually in game?
>solo queue
>Vodka Industries defense
>we have a normal team
>attackers are 6 Winstons
>we win
>play next couple of games with silly "all 1 hero" teams
That was unexpectedlyfun.
New here, and only played FPS as a console peasant before. Now PC.
Who to play if I simply want to play a guy with an assault rifle and little to no gimmicks or huge learning curve?
>>143769602
When you use the "voice line" in the speech wheel.
>>143769948
It's blizzard so after about 10 "punishments" you get banned for 24-72 hours, after that 7 days, after that 1 month, after that 6 months
>tfw 0 legendary skins at lvl18
>tfw my friend has got 4 and he's 25
uhhh
>solo queue
>get a friend request after the game
>>143769949
retard
>>143769787
Why do you even have to ask?
>>143770035
the guy with the assault rifle
>>143769906
>>143769663
how come I never get any problems with palyers like that?
>this levelling speed
i just want loot reeee
>>143769989
I love it when people decide to fuck it just go 6 McCree.
>>143769663
Blizzard usually gives warning for that kind of shit unless you've gone way overboard
>>143769646
>implying you're going to get any requests here
try /wowg/, they LOVE drawfags and will probably give you enough money to survive for a year with as much as 12 drawings.
Does Reinhardt's hammer change in Lion and Stonehardt skins? I know it changes from hammer to axe in black and bloodhardt.
>>143769598
when you stop being bad
>>143770176
Doesn't change
it's pretty vomit inducing when dudes think they're being epin trolls
>>143770176
Its in the shape of a lion.
Not as cool as the axe
Can someone explain to me how Lucio is OP? He's a support that doesn't make me wanna kill myself.
>>143770176
still a hammer that's why black/blood are the only good skins even if he still says hammer down with the axes
>>143769663
>Using the same phrase, similar phrases, or pure gibberish excessively.
Well I'm fucked then.
>>143769906
>>143770094
I sometimes run into idiots who pick Mei on offense and then intentionally ice wall the spawn exit, or ice wall to stop us from getting to the point.
I just report them and avoid them.
>anubis defense
>attacking team goes 5 D.VA 1 lucio
>we still stomped them
it was actually fairly intense, the amount of health and survivability that many tanks had + constant NERF THIS spam on the defense point made it pretty fun.
Our 2 bastions basically ripped them a new asshole though.
>>143769546
> Team is killed long range in Hanamura B
> Am first one to revive
> A teleporter! We might be able to flank!
> Travel through
> It's on the objective
> Enemy team left it there to stomp anyone who ported
> mfw my whole team went through it
> Get pasted
> it was potg
> "woops :^)"
>>143769663
Have you ever considered just not
You dont even have to be nice to people you just dont say anything at all or grumble to yourself
This shouldnt be a difficult thing to do its one of the main traits of being a big boy
>tfw finally saved up 1k gold then get two gold drops in a row afterwords
MY CUP IT OVERFLOWS
magical girl hero with mana bar when
Just got 1000 gold, what skin should I buy? Any hero
>>143769989
>tfw fell for the 6 hero meme once
>went 6 lucios on king of the hill map with big well in the middle
>got absolutely crushed, none of us were able to push anyone into the well
Considering how good 1 lucio is on a team I was seriously thinking 6 might work ok atleast
>>143770289
He does all that support shit without having to do anything. He just stands around his team and he can put out more health per second than Mercy just by existing
>>143770289
He's not OP, people are just crying for no reason.
He's a good support with a high skill ceiling but he can easily be taken out by anyone with half a brain or any class with splash damage.
>>143770289
mainly his E self heal is too strong and no other support benefits from their self heal like him making him very difficult to kill
>>143770289
Fast, small, AoE heal and one of the best ultimates. His heal is so good that even Winston who is supposed to be the counter to supports just wants to neck himself after Lucio amps it up.
>>143766829
>>143770035
Soldier 76 but try to be able to change your hero throughout the game or you'll just get your team fucked.
>>143770427
Pick something you like retard
>>143769663
>not muting text chat for both teams
nah, i'm fine for sure
Does Pirate Torbjorn have anything going on like different voice clips or anything?
>>143770431
the issue is that lucio's buffs don't stack, 1 lucio + 5 soldiers/reins/etc is really good
>>143770330
I've been spamming S U C C memes for the past day.
Looks like it's over.
S U C C
>>143770459
All good legendaries too, fugg
>cant even see my character
>still want the skins...
>>143769989
The most fun game I've had so far was 12 reinhardts. That shit was maximum chaos and fun as fuck
>>143770289
People are annoyed by his Mobility and self heal that makes him hard to put down.
I Play Mcree so I do not have this problem.
A Competent lucio player can just attach himself to a payload and basically never stop pushing.
>>143769581
You should be able to sell the shit you don't want to get more coins for the shit you do want.
>>143770450
can confirm. Basically impossible to kill anything as winston if a lucio is on the team. Frustrating as fuck.
>>143769663
Oh shit I already told 4 different people to kill self
>>143770459
Still mad
getting real tired of your shit genji players
>>143770289
I cant kill him easily with Roadhog.
All other supports are 1-2 shot
It seems like he is perpetually crouching so its hard to hit him
>>143770602
Almost as fun as degroot keep in TF2.
Holy FUCK
My favourite Lucio skin along with S76's great "I didn't start this war" line
Still a ways away from Zarya's Legendary though, does anyone know if Arctic/Siberia have different weapon models?
>>143770548
you can stagger amp it up at least and constantly have the boosted strength
>>143770697
T H I C C
>>143770467
Honestly 76 is one of the characters that can be played on just about any map and any scenario, offense or defense and still be strong.
He's probably one of the easiest characters to carry a team with
>>143770459
>snek soldier and valkyrie mercy
I'm jelly.
So how do I get good as Mercy/Lucio? Every time I feel like I need to switch to them, I'm pretty much dead weight, even if I am healing as much as I can.
Do I just stick to the tank? what's the best plan for attack/defend?
>>143770078
> solo queue
> enemy team is at least 10 levels higher than us
> we stomp them
> I get two cards
> 4 gold medals
> 3 friend requestsfrom enemy team
>>143770697
How the fuck are you supposed to beat cancer cowboy?
Reminder that there is zero reason, gameplay or story, that there should be multiple heroes of the same kind allowed on each team.
The game should use Verdun rules; Player picks character. Whoever gets it first reserves it. If another player really wants to play as that character, they can send a special message to the other player requesting it, and if they're feeling nice/bored they'll switch over.
Awww, does baby always play as Pharah? Sad that someone else picked her? Too fucking bad. There are 21 characters. There are six slots. Try something new and actually have a well structured team
>>143770796
With McCree.
>>143770796
genji
>>143770697
shes a cute girl
>q for game
>join game
>DEFEAT
Thanks blizz :^)
>>143770598
I want sprays and emotes. And this is coming from a TF2 and CSGOfag.
>tfw you're #1 EU Symmetra according to leaderboards.
>Tfw you're #2 World wide Symmetra according to leaderboards.
>tfw you didn't want this kind of pressure.
Fuck, every game is gonna make me sweat and assburger out whenever we lose. Help me /owg/.
>>143770796
Nigga just walk away xDDD
Post environmental kills.
Lucio mains welcome.
Remember to keep your men healthy girls!
Rate my stats ./owg/
>>143770796
Chemo. Although it doesn't always work and may get you worse off.
>>143769663
>tfw somebody called me a nigger
>I told him gf account + reported him
>look him up
>account deactivated
LOL GET FUKT NIGGER
>>143770796
Just dont get hit by the flashbang DUH
>fucking hated Mei during open beta
>open loot box now
>get Mei skin
>"well I'll try her"
>she's a fucking load of fun
Please give me Mei pics to celebrate this pleasant surprise.
>>143770779
>0 battle.net friends
>0 friend requests no matter how many medals I get
>>143770035
Soldier 76. You have a good weapon that's accurate with burst fire. Good burst damage with helix rockets for the pesky low hp enemies. Unlimited Sprint which is super useful. Autoaim ultimate. And group healing on top of all that
>>143770923
>Tfw you're #2 World wide Symmetra according to leaderboards.
There's only 3 people that play as her anyway
>>143769663
Saying "nigga" will net you a severe violation. They use law enforcement on severe violations. Man what a time to live in
>Play with 6 stack team
>everyone is a main but me
>nobody counters
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>goes on for the day
>every time i tell someone they have to switch they say its their main and they are shit with others
>2 guys say they paid for the game so they can do what they want
>lose
>people get mad
>lose some more
>im still the only guy switching heroes to counter enemy heroes and basically 4 gold medals constantly
what do?
>>143770942
needs more Hasselhof
>>143770815
if you get a shitlord playing your strongest counterpick to the enemy team you get punished badly.
>>143770923
Where are you getting those statistics?
>>143770925
>beating up the scared imp mercy that's all alone
brutal :(
>>143770796
distance
>>143769989
Played against four Soldier 76's. Was impossible for our team to get them off the point.
>Constant heals
>Constant rockets
>Constant hail of bullets
>Ultimates every 15 seconds
Fair play to them, they handled themselves well, but that class really doesn't need to work with anyone else, it's entirely self sufficient.
>>143770923
>tfw cant check my stats because I use this è in my name and I get an error
I will never know how bad I am
>>143771013
https://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/eu/hero/13/score
>>143770796
D.Va
How the fuck do I get gud at Hanzo? I see everyone getting nutty one shots and I just fucking fail.
>>143770976
Fresh off the presses.
>>143770772
You're probably not doing as bad as you think. A good healer on a retarded team isnt going to carry the match in this game.
>>143771008
...stop playing with them?
how do i git gud at fps?
as a dota player i undestand the importance of team composition, teamplay etc.
but my fps skills are shit. barely sitting at a 9-8 KD,45% winrate
>>143769626
D.Va with skinsuit half-off and a sports bra working on her MEKA in a sweaty warehouse somewhere in a lewd fashion
>>143770923
>ranking that only accords for time played
>giving a fuck
hi leddit xD
>>143770938
Of course.
*unzips futa cock*
>>143770942
keep it up amigo
>>143770923
>have 2 Symmetras defending on Volskaya
>6 turrets on both sides of the building blocking first point
>enemy team has no clue how to deal with this
>Reaper jumps down and activates his ultimate in the middle of us
>gets bursted down by all 12 turrets as soon as he touches the ground
>>143770976
dont get comfy now
>>143771008
ditch those people?
>>143771057
learn 2 scattershot
abuse how mobile you are by moving a lot
other than that just chuck charged arrows at head height and pray they hit, charged headshot is 250 so it kills anything that isn't a tank
>>143771106
only guys i know who play overwatch
and im not gonna play solo, not in thousand years
guess i quit
>>143771197
haha disgustingyes please
>>143769713
>>143771187
That's wrong though. It bases it off medals, what kind of medals, wins ratio to loss, average time on fire and total time on fire.
>>143771109
Play every day for years.
>>143770796
Flashbang + Fan the Hammer
>>143770459
>>143771109
Lower mouse sensitivity
Get a bigger mouse pad
just keep practicing with a character you feel comfortable playing
memorize maps and choke points
>>143770925
>>143771154
No models with her suit wrapped around her waist. Which is a shame because I wanted to make that. We'll just have to rely on drawfriends to whip that up.
>>143770958
>tfw lost pretty badly and enemy types "gg ez" in all chat
>report his ass for harassment
>look him up
>account deactivated
Thank you, Blizzard :^)
>>143771213
YO
SOURCE
>>143771040
this
Tac Visor is absurdly good at everything considering how good his rifle is
Helix is a Pharah M1 on a cooldown
Biotic Field is Mercy-tier healing in an AoE
Even if you're good at headshots you'll ruin people since your rifle is Zarya-tier DPS is all the shots land
>>143770602
Did that too.
Then 6 Reinhardts and 6 Symmetras.On KoTH.You can guess how this one ended.
>>143771051
>https://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/eu/hero/13/score
Thanks looks like I'm climbing as well I love symmetra
Rank 43 eu so far
But this is only people that made an account I wasnt there before I just made an account
>>143770942
you play to much get a life faggot
>>143771375
why did you cut the part where he types "say hi to reddit"?
>>143771375
That was pretty sick honestly
>>143771375
environmental kills are cheap as shit but that was nice
>>143771375
That's how you get tinnitus.
>>143771310
>Lower mouse sensitivity
Holy fuck I wish I had found this out years before I did.
When I first got into FPS games on PC, it was with one of my friends who was a pro gamer in counterstrike (1.4 or 1.6 I don't remember). He told me to crank the mouse sensitivity to 20 and learn to play like that. So I did.
Can they buff Engineer already? His turret is too easy to kill and hes basically fucking useless.
>>143770923
considering there's only 2 symmetra players it isn't that big of a feat
I keep running into the same people on different days. Has the playerbase dropped this hard already?
>>143770923
it just means you play her a lot, you can lose every game and still be "1st", the ranks have nothing to do with your winrate
>>143770289
People will say he's easy to kill if you know how, yet the same is true for any class, so that's a moot point.
The point is he can constantly heal/buff everyone around him (not single target) without having to do a thing. And when he does do something it's just to buff everyone even more with a press of a button.
Plus he's fast, plus he has a half way decent weapon with a secondary fire mode that can be a great benefit in practically every fight.
I believe Mercy can output more healing per second, but she's single target and has to dedicate herself to that heal/buff. Also her pistol is shit to the point that's practically useless in battle.
>Soldier: 76 best character
>has worst Rare/Legendary skins
>>143769663
>talking to pubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uUTnfFKes
fuck i know what i'm doing on Symmetra next game where my team is shit
>>143771506
How bad are you?
Torbjörn is a god, I destroy whole teams with him. His turret is great and his gun is fucking great.
>>143771210
>Do the same thing, but on the offensive teams spawn exit on Hollywood, where the other exit is NEVER used.
>Get two teamkills like this over one game.
I think we were reported for greifing for some reason, too. It was kush.
>>143771568
His basic white recolor is best one.
>turn on """"""""""""competitive""""""""""" Overwatch stream
>one team has four Tracers
yeah there's no way this game is going to work as an esport
>>143771393
You play to little get gud scrub.
>>143771605
bait
>>143770979
Are you guys winning games? Also I use voice chat to call out enemy positions. That might help.
Has anyone removed Mei's coat in 3dmax or something to see what her actual body looks like underneath?
I know it's unlikely they left the full model... but afaik widow has nipples and moles, so maybe there's hope so we can settle if Mei is fat once and for all.
>>143770547
pls respond
>>143771428
cause it wasn't funny.
where is mercy doujin?
>>143771552
>mfw getting farmed at the spawn by kryw full team
>abandon
>next game queue into linkzr team
>alt+f4
Yeah, wasn't a great morning yesterday.
>>143771375
JET SET LUCIOOOOOOOOO
>>143771506
>torb on their team
>killing everyone, can never get his turret down
>molten core every 10 seconds
>my torb
>turret always dead
>him standing there hitting hit with hammer even while people are shooting it so it never upgrades and he dies with it
>his molten core gets 0 kills
thanks game
>>143771506
Learn to play as him. His shotgun is top tier. He's a fucking force to be reckoned with
>>143770289
He doesn't have to give up anything to be constantly healing everybody.
He can also change the healing to movespeed if he wants, he has an oustanding ult.
It's basically the combination of versatility, not having to give up anything at all to be supporting, having an actually pretty good weapon and being very hard to kill due to how fast he is and how small his hitbox is.
>in team prep
>nobody picked a hero yet so i pick junkrat
>unlock briefly a few seconds before game starts to check team tips
>some guy instantly take junkrat this moment
>notify him i picked junkrat already
>"no you didnt"
>tell him i did and i had him picked all along
>"but you unlocked so i can take it"
>i tell him to stop being a 5 year old and pick something else cus i picked him first
>another guy on team calls me an ass and backs him up
>i call them autists and leave
was it bad mannered of him or is it fair game to do that
>>143771247
>medals
There's literally no way to tell if a player is doing well by looking at some arbitrary statistic such as "damage done" or "objective time" especially when you can pad them, and objective time is something no dps should ever have unless the enemy team is literally afk
>winloss
Paddable by playing in a stack
>on fire
See above. Plus on top of that it's ridiculously easy to stay on fire on some class and almost impossible on others, due to how the mechanics work
>>143771568
>Strike Commander Morrison
>worst Legendary
>>143771663
She's not fat as we saw in her art. She's just thick
>20 tick
this shit is unacceptable for tracer
so many times have i blinked out of roadhogs chain or mcrees fan only to see that it didnt happen in their pov
>chase tracer for what feels like forever
>she finally runs out of cooldowns to bullshit her way out
>mfw
>>143771732
just let people play what they want dude, multiples of a same character isnt a bad thing sometimes
>Lucio's wallriding is super fun and can get him on top of buildings
>Because I want to stay on objectives/near everyone else I never use it.
>>143771603
Holy shit that voice.
>>143771734
Who literally does any of these things, though?
How do I deal with Torbjorn?
Everytime he Molten Cores I cant do anything since he outdps me even without his lvl 3 turret hitting me. Hes almost impossible to kill
no one wanted to give up torbjorn, so we had a 6 man team in a pub with him. no fun was had that day for the enemy team.
>>143771652
I don't use mic because nobody else does. I don't want to look like a strategizing faggotron.
like clockwork
>>143769889
>>143770923
learn how that website works shitter
>>143771789
thick is a word for fat
she is fat
she just happens to have some big ass titties and a fat ass to go with it so she's still very fuckable
>>143771819
but they also told me to get off junkrat and pick something else after he stole it from me
>>143771840
>He doesn't watch Cr1tikal videos
Man you have been missing out
>>143771916
then stay quiet and get on with your game, if you feel it isn't working nothings stopping you or him from changing. theres autism coming from both sides here i feel, but you can be the bigger guy and steal his medals
>>143769626
Animate this comic.
>>143771732
>not disabling team chat
lmaoing at your life
>>143771898
Except she has a tiny waist. I'm on mobile so I can't post the art but she has the tits and ass, but not fat.
>>143771854
>How do I deal with Torbjorn?
High burst damage or any tank, really.
>Everytime he Molten Cores I cant do anything since he outdps me even without his lvl 3 turret hitting me. Hes almost impossible to kill
Stay out of the turrets line of sight when he ults, Torb by himself can deal massive damage but not take much punishment.
>>143770925
Don't judge me too harshly, I was very angry at the mei
>>143771734
>Dps shouldn't have objective time
Retarded
>>143772052
can you disable enemy team chat?
>>143771310
got my mouse sensitivity at 10, that low enough?
moving the payload is piss easy and fun. It's sealing the deal while your team dies to defense heroes for 7 minutes.
>>143772057
look at her arms, belly and face
she is fat she just has well distributed fat
>>143771767
>paying 20 dollars for one good skin
>>143770747
o shit waddup!
>>143769669
>be symettra
>ult ready
>run around our spawn corner
>place teleporter
>laugh as entire team takes it
>>143771732
> stop being a 5 year old and pick something else cus i picked him first
keked till i cacked
>>143772031
N-NO BULLYING..!
>>143770246
>>143770283
>>143770292
Well that is disappointing. Does anyone have a screenshot of how it looks? All google is giving me is just Rein himself.
<20 level picks genji, hanzo or mcree
>>143771995
i'll do that next time, i just left since they were 2v1 bullying me
So if you kill someone, you can hit the emote button and they can hear you, right?
>>143772058
I mostly use Roadhog and Reaper. Reaper gets wrecked in a shotgun fight even with several blasts to the face and Hooking him with Roadhog is suicide since his shotgun is stronger in his Ult.
>>143772124
you can disable/enable both chats by pressing O and checking the boxes in group tab or something like that
>>143772128
depends on the dpi of your mouse
I use 12 in game 500 dpi on mouse.
If it feels to slow just up it a tad.
>>143772142
I'm not a biologist or anything but I don't think fat distributes that way. She's thick but she's not fat, get your chubby fetish outta here
I really, really want a healfu (girl) to heal me while I'm playing.
>>143771605
>I destroy whole teams with him
You must be playing against spastic children.
How do you manage to keep that turret alive when I can take it out in three bow shots with you hammering away like an idiot?
what sensitivity and dpi do you guys play with mostly?
>>143772089
I like how the skins change her rockets
Would Blizzard make more money selling totally random boxes or character specific boxes? Like a box where you could only get Tracer stuff.
>>143770979
add me fool, Orneryboy#1706 NA
Post characters you like a lot but are shit with and wish you were better.
>give mercy one weapon to defend herself with
>it's a pistol
>it's a non-hitscan pistol
>its projectiles are slow as fuck
>they have terrible hit detection (go test them on the bots in practice range, the hit notification is well after the projectile actually hits them)
>>143772208
>mcree
whats wrong with this, he's like the only class literally anyone can be useful with
>>143772089
>Rockets turn into arrows
That quite neat.
>>143772325
I'm dirty ass muslim eurofag.
>>143771854
well molten core tborn is ridiculous, i don't think anything counters that really besides lucio and zenyatta ults to wait it out.
but tborn in general gets shit on by tracer, since tborn is usually in a corner sitting near his turret a tracer can dash in through their whole team and ult for a turret and tborn kill.
>Playing Reinhardt
>Never have any problem with roadhogs my team seems to lean them up wehn i land a pin on them.
>Enemy team has roadhog and no other tank
>"It's Time."
>Except no...
>Every where i go....Every pin I land...every ult I gt off...this fatass is fucking there with a hook waiting.
>Middle of a pin charge?
>Hook
>Land a ult on 5 people?
>Hook
>Throw a flaming hammer out?
>THERES A GOD DAMN HOOK
Worst games of my fucking life... Fuck you Tiblolan. Never been so mad in my life.
>>143772339
>tfw ult is down
>tfw have to aim again
Alright, pretty much maining Symmetra 24/7 when I'm in doubt.
>lots of squishies?
Symmetra, the shield helps them a lot
>enemy has lots of squishies?
Symmetra, she melts them
>defence?
Symmetra, teleport and turrets as area denial are amazing
>attack?
Symmetra, teleport wins the match alone, turrets on the objective are terrific
Pretty much I'm not picking her only when the enemy has already a half decent Symmetra, we already have one, or we really need other means of support or attack. When there's an enemy Symmetra I usually don't find it worth it to have another teleport over just hunting the other Symmetra and fucking her over since I know all the good turret/teleport positions.
>pic
got 25 kills / 16 teleports this match, 12 kills with turrets. While she's not a healer, the teleport is pretty much 80% of ressing people, and the shield helps more than people think.
>>143772283
Youd be surprised
I know a girl with a 8/10 body with a weird chunky face
Her fat displacement is terrible
>>143772314
Random boxes. It worked for TF2.
>>143772339
Same. I was pretty good with Genji during the beta but now I suck. Did 2 weeks off really fuck me up that bad?
>>143772314
Way, way less.
90% of people who buy shit are Reaper/Genji/Hanzo playing teens.
I want to have sex with Widowmakers German VA.
>pushing Dva into a pit doesn't give you the kill
>you only get credit for the mech and it counts as a suicide
Dva is a cunt in every possible way. The character, the players, and even the game mechanics
>>143772142
>early concept
>>143772165
>paying 20 dollars
There is such thing as discounts and greymarkets, you know?
>>143772234
Well don't.
Reaper can deal with Torb or the turret, but not both.
Roadhog can't do a thing about either since he has to get close to begin with.
Go Winston, if it's just a turret and Torb, no enemy team to bother you, you can just jump right in front of it, set down a shield, and M1 them from the safety of your shield.
When your shield breaks, jump back out. You should have at least killed one of the two or done good damage.
>play soldier
>last point left for capture
>enemy bastion killing everyone on point
>he uses ulti
>he drives off
>I use ulti
>kill 3 people on the point
>capture it together with dva
>bastion is nowhere to be seen
>he used after turret mode somewhere far away from the point and got POTG
Why are bastions so awful?
>>143772391
>Torb countered by tracer
In theory, yes.
In reality
>Tracer runs up to torb turret
>15% accuracy
>Turret rips her a new asshole
>she spams her dash or rewind or whatever the fuck
>turrets near instant turn rate and acquisition time still fucks her
>repeat all game
Name a hero that takes less skill than Genji
You can't
>>143772376
>Why isn't this dedicated healer character an offensive beast
>Why is this canonical pacifist equpped with a weak likely non-lethal pistol
>>143772301
That picture reminds me of Michiko
>>143772208
>tfw anyone picks Hanzo, Widowmaker, or Mccree when we're attacking
They're not even going to stand on the point, why even play this game
>Win a game as Mei
>PoTG goes over the enemy team's 76 where all he does is get assists for 2 eliminations
>Say "What a play" in chat
>The whole enemy team jumps on me
>"You're playing fucking Mei"
>"Fuck off shitter"
>"I don't see you getting it"
>Just respond with ;)
>"Neck yourself"
>"Commit sudoku"
>"Jump off a cliff you fucking scrub"
So this is how angry Mei makes people?I LOOOVE IT
>>143772283
i dont have a chubby fetish i don't even like Mei that much
she is fucking fat, and fat works differently in some girls. there are girls that are chubby but most of their fat goes to thighs/butt/tits and they still look great, there are fat girls that are flat as fuck
>>143772293
Not him, but I don't rely on the turret. I put the turret up in a decent spot, let it garner attention while my team defends the area as well, then flank with Torb and shotgun the fuck out of people while they focus on everything else.
The turret is usually best used as a way to soften them up while you and your team end them
Anyone have any sexy Genji deflect webms?
>>143772339
You, >>143772413 and pic related
>>143772376
wtf are you on about?
Mercy's pistol is fucking great.
>>143772431
she so easy to counter because she has slow buildup damage and her turrets are a joke
>>143770925
>slavcaviari
>>143771319
>gaydom
>>143772339
I like Genji a lot but yeah I'm garbo.
>>143772516
>tracer runs up to tborn turret
>implying
lmao. try
>tracer is cross map around a corner
>BLINK BLINK BLINK BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>tborn is dead and tracer is cross map again
>>143772609
this. only good thing about her is her thighs
>>143771359
Lots of charging and ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME
>>143771880
Don't have to strategize. Point out when someone is getting sneaked on or you found a trap someone else might walk in on.
>>143772201
I can take one, but i'm running this on the lowest of low settings because i have a toaster so it might not show you all the details properly
Good to know reinhardt is a vocalist in some meta band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk
does this game even have any anti cheat
>>143772376
reminder that non hit scan is stronger than hitscan in this game when you have widowmaker ult up 50% of the time. with a non hit scan zero recoil gun (dva and mercy pistols) you can queue up like 5 shots that will hit their head as they come around a corner, while being safe yourself. also 20 tick rate hit boxes are free as fuck
>>143772339
made a Genji wallpaper
>>143772481
>There is such thing as discounts and greymarkets, you know?
And they'll just give you the skin for free? That's nuts! Where can I get in on this, famalam?
>>143772691
Yes, that would be Tracer not played by a monkey with brain damage.
I.E there might be 3 of them. In the entire world.
>>143772843
warden anticheat
>>143769581
>tfw this lootbox grind doesn't bother me at all
>realize i'll get everything eventually
I come from planetside 2. you nigga's want to talk about grinding. shiieet.
How hard assed are Blizzard's mod team? If I tell some cuck to kill themselves, will I get banned?
>>143771854
Normal Toblerone just long range him. Molten Core'd just stay away and wait it out.
>>143772550
You're the one who's making an assumption like a fat fetishist would. It's easier to believe that she's just not fat, you're going out of your way to believe that she's fat when she just has big tits and a round ass.
Tell me is it easier to believe that a girl has some weird fat distribution around her body that happens to be in her tits and ass ONLY, or that she just has big tits and a big ass?
How do you feel about this
>>143772609
I guess you've never met a decent one. People seem incredibly unable to play her well, I dunno if I'm just good or people can't grasp their head around learning the map.
Her turrets are a joke, that's what a lot of people think, so they just walk in and die - just need to place them in a way where the enemy will be busy fighting other heroes, or just when they step in after a difficult passage, with low health, low enough to die before they figure out what the hell is going on.
Her damage output is Bastion-tier, with no need to aim, and getting close is easier than people think.
>>143772915
you need something like 300 boxes to theoretically get everything assuming no dupes. Good luck getting everything.
>have dream where tf2 medic was in overwatch pocketing a roadhog to victory
>wake up and realize it was a dream
>>143772885
I think every place that sold the Origins edition for around $40 has bumped the price to $60.
This general needs more widowmaker desu senpai.
>>143772929
>"kill yourself"
is this the best shittalking you're capable of? Come on now, have a little creativity.
>>143772902
that's a no then, i doubt that their mmo anti bot shit can detect sophisticated fps cheats which run on a firmware level
>>143772301
800 dpi and 7 sensitivity. This game doesn't require as much tracking as Ded Bum does so I'm fine with playing with bit higher.
First 6k, holy shit I laughed my ass off.
no skill involved at all.
>>143772884
Mind making a junkrat one, with his riptire victory opener?
>>143773065
If this general got more Widowmaker, would the game get less?
So are there any known places to get Overwatch on the cheap?
>>143772954
have you looked at the previous pic?
i'm not saying she's fat because she has big tits and a big ass, she has fat arms, a chubby face, and is one of the bulkiest girls in the game
are you just blind?
>>143773065
which Soldier skin makes his rifle look AR-15ish ? I don't know which one to buy.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Fzpkd
>pick one to fuck /owg/
>>143773140
RYUUJI TEKI WO GA WATARU
>>143773130
damn I'm at like 20 sens
>>143773208
Widowmakers are great, fuckboi.
>>143773129
>>143773234
Commando and Night Ops you fucking /k/ommando weeb cock head.
>playing a fictional game for gun porn
are you dumb?
>>143773140
>got a sextuple kill as S76
>forgot to save
It was just Tac Visor during a Team Kill, I guess
>>143770330
>i'll have to cease saying "HOLY Q" during the play of the game screens
>le 150 damage bodyshots smurfette
>tfw you can't decide which Reinhardt intro to buy
>>143772579
not terribly impressive but god damn was this satisfying. the opposite of this is when you reflect a widowmaker shot back at her head from across the map and YOU GET A FUCKING HIT MARKER BUT NO KILL
>people already quitting the game not even week after release
yep, told you this shit not going anywhere with "just play with 5 friends and have fun lulz xD" mantras.
meanwhile, i'm actually enjoying playing roadhog (unless enemy team has double tracers/reapers etc.)
>>143769626
Violent Anal with choking
>>143773365
the charge is cool
the stretch for meme
>the only character that can sprint is an old fuck
What's the difference between armor, health, and shields. I know Shields regenerate, but what separates armor and health? What types of weapons are strong against what?
>>143773248
Damn that S76 is pretty good, the mask is a bit bulky though.
>gaijin Hanzo
delete the French whore
post the Korean whore
I'm actually liking Hanzo a lot, he's pretty fun to use.
>teammate picks Tracer but uses her like Soldier 76
>keeps trying to face the enemies head-on
>>143773140
This hanzo potg though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqzFh-ga5g
>>143773392
just play with 5 friends and have fun lulz
>>143772986
The issue with symetra is her low range and the fact that once people know where the turrets are, they take them down
symetra cant hold or take an objective because shes only good at securing small chokepoints where you can hide the turrets, but if nobody goes there 60% of her kite and usefulness are gone. So there is a place in your team gone that could be mcree, tracer, soldier, widowmaker or one of the supports
Symetra is broken OP on Anubis against random but just isnt worth it anywhere else. Even the people in the tournament going on right now only use her at beginning in defend for teleporter, the turrets never do anything good. A pharah or junkrat takes them out
>>143773476
armor is basically extra health although It honestly doesn't make a lot of sense on characters like bastion who always have it.
>get put into a losing game
>notice our team doesn't have a healer
>go mercy
>we start winning
>>143773487
>whore
D.VA IS PURE!!!
>>143773487
>"Oh, hey, anon. Didn't see you there."
>"I just finished up scrims with my team. Want to stomp pubbies in 2s?"
>"You can play zerg if you want."
>tfw the best Genji art isn't big enough for a wallpaper
>>143773223
Her proportions are completely normal, and her face isn't even chubby I don't even know where you get that from. You've never seen her under the suit in game how can you day she's bulky.
Either I must be blind or you must be a retarded fat fetishist, I'm gonna go with the latter.
>>143773467
His superpower is Cardio
>>143772986
Also
>all the tracers and genji that try to fight you
>even fucking mccrees melt away if they don't have flashbang avaivable, worth taking the chance
>roadhogs/tanks that ignore you then have that "oh shit" moment right before melting up, or just plain unable to hit you because you can jump around like a spastic and the beam will connect
>sneaking up on hanzos/widows after making them visibly angry with your ballspam
pretty much if there's no Pharah/Junkrat everything is free game as long as they're close enough. Hoping for a nerf, honestly, it's not even fun the team wipes you can create when there's a opening.
>>143773476
armor blocks 5 damage from every instance of damage you take
>>143773476
shields regenerate, armor reduces damage per hit by 5, health is health
>>143773476
armor reduces damage by 5 points to a minimum of 5
>>143772981
>tfw at least one person in the world will jerk of to this because he has a baloon fetish or some shit
>>143773476
Armor you take 5 less dmg from every hit but take at least 1 dmg, until you have 0 armor.
Why is Soldier so retardedly strong
it's not like he has a high skill ceiling
I need ice cold Meimes stat
>>143773553
>join a game
>4 people pick assault and widow/hanzo
yeah no left that shit as fast as koth popping up
I finally did it!
>>143773487
>>143769626
Anyone giving her a rimjob
D.Va is cute! CUTE!
>>143772605
Exactly. Shits hit like a brick when it lands. Took down D.va and Reinhartd when they least expected it. In some situation, the pistol might do more for the team than your healing and attack buff did (aka your attacker heroes teammate sucks ass).
>>143773248
>only requirement to cosplay Mei is to be fat and brunet
I am so sick of this matchmaking
why are genji and hanzo so fun
why does the weaboo bait have to be some of the most fun heroes in the game
>>143773592
that made me laugh more than it should
>>143773673
he does have a high ceiling
his character is basically the definition of easy to play, hard to master
>>143773690
Pretend it's spoilerd okay?
>>143770779
>2 card
Not possible
>>143773694
I want to put my penis into D.va's tight anus
>>143773583
waifu2x you idiot
>>143773694
D.Va a very cute.
>>143773547
they should have just made her ult a straight up portal gun.
>>143770779
>i lie on the internet
>>143773487
>>143773707
wigs and hairdye
>>143770289
Is Neo angry at the photographer in this picture or is he posing next to a large pizza specifically for the purpose of the photograph in question?
>>143773885
>I am highly skeptical of what everyone on the internet says
>>143773926
OK fat
>>143773870
wat
>>143773768
thanks famalam
>>143773276
Big mouse pad helps so I can still turn fast if needed. Long time ago I thought higher sens was better because I had small ass pad.
>>143771050
i know your painfriend
>>143773317
>Commando and Night Ops
that too maybe, but skins with standard face mask on have this rifle skin too
>join friend's game
>spectate while waiting for a slot to open
>slot opens up at the end of the round
>>>>>>it kicks me and puts me in my own queue
Honestly, what the fuck is the point of this?
>>143773694
do you think girls acknowledge how privileged they are to have the ability to be cute
>>143773487
>>143773904
THE WHOLE HOG
>>143773859
>anus
>not her gloriously tight and soft Korean pussy
pleb
>>143773547
>The issue with symetra is her low range
Most heroes are low ranged, or happen to be in close range due to the game requirements to deal with objectives.
>once people know where the turrets are, they take them down
takes literally less than 5 seconds to put some back up.
>symetra cant hold or take an objective because shes only good at securing small chokepoints where you can hide the turrets,
I literally got game changing kills by placing turrets on random objects and walls near the objective, people just don't have the time to deal with them before dealing with heroes most of the time.
also if worst comes to worst, I've more than once just jumped in into the fray and got easy kills by holding lmb. It doesn't always work, but it's most of the times just worth it - that rheinhardt will either have his shield up, or deal with you, or die. In any case, you distracted the team and dealt enough damage to probably stop the enemy team, if your team is on point.
plus blocking one chokehold is usually enough to force the enemy team through your team, which is a H U G E advantage in defence.
>but if nobody goes there 60% of her kite and usefulness are gone
Yeah denying an entire attack route is totally useless. Totally.
>mcree, tracer, soldier, widowmaker or one of the supports
There's usually more than enough of those. I usually play Mercy myself if there's too much damage coming from the enemy team.
>Symetra is broken OP on Anubis against random but just isnt worth it anywhere else.
Hahahahahahhaahahha
>>143774038
why the fuck would you punch her
Is there, or will there ever be an option to ignore some players in a way that I will never be matched with them in a team ?
>>143774114
humiliation
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
>playing defense on Dorado
>three gold medals the whole game, kills, objective kills, damage done
>pretty much carrying
>some dude is playing Zarya
>he starts screaming of the mic and cursing everyone out for not killing the Tracer
>tell him to be quiet and calm down
>kill the tracer
>he continues to criticize everybody and call them retards
>he ults as zarya
>start attacking the guys he caught
>die
>it was just me and him
>he screams "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARD THAT WAS LITERALLY A 5 MAN ULT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"
>tell him I died, too bad
>"STOP DYING YOU FUCKING SHITTER WHAT THE FUCK!"
>died because 6 team members were shooting at me
>meanwhile he ulted with only one of his team members present
>continues whining
>decide to give up and make us lose on purpose
>is now raging with the burning fires of a thousand suns
>tell him to be more respectful next time
>block and report
>>143773128
My sides have transcended time and history
>>143773467
he is enchanced by some biotech tho
best Dad
>>143769989
>Good games on King's Row, everyone feeling okay no matter win/loss
>Soldier 76
>Okay, sure
>Soldier 76
>Uh
>Soldier 76
>Everyone starts going Oldboy
>"We're all Soldiers now" in teamchat
It actually worked really well for the first two points
>>143774038
>>143774038
CHILDRENS GAME
>>143773995
fat with big tits. there are alot of fat girls with really sad tits.
>>143774109
>that language
>doesnt even play in fucking english
>those opinions
kill yourself shitskin monkey
>those games where you have ALL of your gold medals and could win the game easily if even one person was half as good as you
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>>143769626
learn to draw
>>143774083
>not ass, then pussy so she gets shitcunt
>>143774160
>that Lucio cosplay
>>143774160
/lolg/ is invading and shitposting
these fags don't even know how to play shooters.
>guys how do I kill things
>shoot them in the head
>but my aim is bad
>nigger you're on pc
>>143771802
I hate that image.
You don't cure a friggin melanoma with lymphoma.
Double cancer is never the answer.
>Get high lvl
>mccrees everywhere
>genjis jumping around almost impossible to hit
>widows who instantly kill everyone
>mercy walking from spawn and ressing her whole team since she doesnt even need line of sight
this is terrible i am not having fun
>soldier """main""", want to try out bastion because the playstyle is pretty similar in terms of defensive entrenching
>very quickly learn when to siege and when to not
>more around a lot, drop onto flanks and zone off entire areas
>hit almost every shot, on fire 70% of the match, have all the gold medals for dps and end up winning the game after blowing up 4 of the enemy team with literally no assists
Holy fuck this thing is fun, plus the sentry mode gun is pretty fucking crazy as well. 20 damage per shot, meaning you can outduel the random genjis + tracers trying to flank to you pretty effortlessly if you're half decent at tracking.
god damn Mei's rightclick is the tightest shit
>justice rains from above
>snipe the whore before she even gets half the ulto ff
the worst thing about the game right now is the need for a widow if the enemy also has one
>>143774274
>pick shit like dva or roadhog
>get every single medal gold
>meanwhile we have a widowmaker and mcree
>we still lose
>>143774160
>that nose
The gun models are slightly different.
The barrel is more covered up and it's missing 2 plastic pieces near the energy storage.
T-thanks....
>>143774245
Don't make me laugh
>>143774390
>enemy team has amazing comp with tank, lucio and mercy and has a bunch of tryhards
>your team has a no healers, no tanks, and a bunch of idiots fucking around
kill me
>>143774432
Winston works too, electrocute that bitch no aim necessary.
>>143774038
I want Reinhardt to tease my nipples till I cum!
>>143774254
pushup bras
>>143774325
>have bad aim
>play torb
>win
>>143774442
Literally just happened to me on payload route 66 as roadhog.
Shitting all over 2-3 people before they can bring me down, and meanwhile widowmaker is bodying my ENTIRE team
>>143774038
https://www.leddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4jbwjh/nsfwidowmaker/
really, nigger?
>>143773224
>no black toenail polish
>>143774468
Fugg, ment to link to >>143770747
It's hiiigh nooon.
>>143769765
Things that need to go before you can be good at the game.
>using terrain to counter reinhardt shield
>using flank routes and movement to kill widowmaker
Are you retarded or just new?
>>143774479
I am sorry
>>143774160
D.VA has nice butt but that jew nose ruins her. I'm fine with that amount of fat on Mei.
>pick d.va
>lose game
What did I expect
>>143773248
asian mercy or female reaper
I don't even like mercy
>>143770942
I have that many hours on Reinhardt as well! Except I have not abandoned him like you. I have only played him. Fuck everyone else in this game.
>Tracer's voice and accent
Jesus fuck
>>143774589
>saying nigger
>getting triggered because someone posted some game content
>>>/pol/
back to your safe space
>>143774726
Reinhardt players are the best.
>>143774648
JUSTICE RA-AAAAAAAAAAGH
>>143774747
I think it's cute
Thinking about buying the game origins worth it if you only want to play overwatch?
>>143773813
>tfw saw a truly good soldier for the first time yesterday
hot damn those rocket finishes.
>>143769663
as i explained in a previous thread, i have been playing blizzard games for 10 years, i am a terrible person online
>called people scumfuck pieces of shit, consistently
>told someone to kill their family
>told many people to commit suicide
>harrassed people for literally days on WoW calling them worthless
>telling people they should be shot in the street like the pieces of shit they are
The only thing blizzard has ever banned me for, is the word nigger.
i have said nigger a total of 3 times in blizzard games and have been banned every single time, one time it was literally just a random "nigger" in a lobby. These bans were three days each.
You have nothing to worry about.
>>143774516
not on every map, some are impossible to get to the widow or way too hard
>>143774121
If you go into the social menu, under recently played with or something, you can right click a person and choose avoid
There's also a prefer option that matched me with some friends immediately after members of their group started going offline, so it's a handy option
>there are people who "main" in a game who is balanced around switching characters on the fly
this is like maining knights in chess
>you are being penalized for leaving your last match early
penalized how?
>>143774390
>widowmaker players start getting gud
>they start shutting down your whole team
>on offense
I knew it would happen too, anyone who played any FPS in the past knew it
>>143774747
i bet you play hanzo and genji only you fucking fag weeb
>>143774468
>>143774614
Siberian had some brown plastic on it and was curious, thanks
I think her base gun looks the best but the dyke pink hair is horrible
>>143774839
hell no
get the normal edition
>>143771008
Tell them to git gud. You don't have to switch to counter if you have half a brain. If they are true mains they would know what to do with their characters in any situation and be able to adapt without switching.
>>143774839
Only if you want the skins that come with it.
>>143774874
cute picture of mei
>>143774747
>want to win game
>see enemy Tracer
>fuck winning she needs to go
this game is fun
>>143774747
Switch your language to Japanese for cute tracer.
>>143774801
Why are you falseflagging, retarded ledditposter
>>143774839
I got origins but it was 20% off. Wouldn't get it for full price.
>>143769663
>talking
>not fuckin playing
>>143774726
>Not letting others enjoy the Rein.
The great wall of Hasslehoff must be shared with all.
>>143774260
Yeah keep ignoring the shitty indian, what's the worst she could dooo
who /hate to play with friends/ here? I don't like the pressure or the tryhard nature/mic shit.
Plus you play against enemy 6 stacks more often
>>143774479
this is what every second chest looks like for me
>>143774839
>paying $20 for skins
if you want to throw money away you should try playing a good and free game called MechWarrior Online.
>>143774930
>enemy tracer
>discord orb that bitch
>suddenly anything that touches her one shots her and she can't recall
zenyatta would be so much stronger if people focused the discorb orb, that shit is strong
Does she have a big learning curve? Currently downloading OW and want to main her cuz she looks fun. Is she a good first to git gud as?
>>143774979
Why are you still here?
Go back to >>>/pol/
>>143774887
-75% experience for your next 10 games
>find Pharah boring
>hate playing against Pharah
>she is basically every one of my fetishes in a single package, brown + fit + tough attitude + power armor
WHY
>>143774895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNakJDWws5Q
you bet your ass I do
>>143774894
Use a reinhardt shield to cover your widow/hanzo/pharah while they take her out or at least displace her enough to make a push
>>143774510
Just headshot them until you win.
>>143774468
>covers up the spinny bits
what a waste of overbucks
>>143774973
Is it possible to change only some voices to a different language? I prefer some in english and some in jap
>>143775069
she's extremely easy to play.
>>143775094
so they actually want me to leave more games? well then
>>143775069
>Hold left click till enemy is frozen
>Right click headshot
No
>>143775025
you must have some shitty friends because when i play with my friends we just mess around and have fun
>tfw 6xwinston
prepare for some monkey trouble
>>143775069
she's easy as fuck only thing relatively difficult is good wall usage
What was your first legendary commendation for?
>>143774953
GOOD FUCKING MEME
When will blizzard buff the movement speed for all heros?
Does anybody actually like Symmetra?
Boring costume, boring to play as, fairly autistic so her personality is kind of boring and unpleasant
but she's also really fucking important
>>143774973
is it possible to switch audio only if you don't read moonrunes?
>>143775096
you forgot CUTE
>>143775069
Just remember that your shift heals you and your right click is a super powerful projectile and you'll do fine
>>143775261
Yeah.
>level 32 in beta
>5 legendaries
>level 40 after release
>1 legendary
>>143774861
He deletes half the cast in a helix + headshot combo
His tools are just really good, Sprint in a game like this is very strong
>>143775069
no shes the hardest hero to play
>>143775261
It is audio only
>>143775237
regular healslutting.
how's everyone enjoying forced 50?
>>143771008
my friends were like this the first couple of days, shit was cancer.
>>143775258
I don't know what it is about her but she's my probably my fourth favourite in the game. Although she's in the same vein as Zarya in that she HAS to be using a skin for me to enjoy her.
>>143775096
Git gud
watch some pro quake players videos and try to become the ultimate rocket aimbot
>>143775237
if i recall correctly i basically murdered everything and we managed to hold on and win thanks to it
>>143775096
Please stop posting this offensive image.
>>143770942
damnit pringles
>>143774558
as a chubby chaser, lemme tell you. body types like Mei's don't exist outside the internet. its actually a hard look to pull off if you don't have the god tier fat distribution.
>>143775409
56% here, there's no such thing.
Most criminally underplayed heroes? In my opinion
Zarya
Winston
Pharah
>>143775257
Genji/Tracer/Lucio become ridiculous
>>143775409
>queue alone think i'll have some fun
>remember my 70% winrate
>i'm put vs autistic tryhard stack and enemy average level is 20 higher
loving it bro
So does anyone know what votes do yet
>>143775469
>Zarya
>Underplayed
I wish.
>mccree gets potg
>the guy literally walks around aiming at ground level
holy shit even players that would be silver in csgo can be good with mccree
>>143770289
he's the only healer that can take care of himself
>>143775425
i don't do badly on Pharah when i play her
i just don't find her all fun at all
it's a shame because she was the character i was looking forward the most to play
>>143775293
that too, she's pretty cute
>>143775553
e-wiener,
>>143775008
>pharahtriple
>10
>23
>>143774038
Wait, hold the fuck up
Why the FUCK does Mei have 250 HP?
2
5
0
H
P
MEI
WHAT?????????
>>143774874
woah thank you
>>143774747
Tracer sounds like all Britsluts. Like they're talking around a mouth full of lime slices and teabags.
Remove widowmaker remove widowmaker from the premises
What do her farts smell like lads?
>How do i trust a man who is half machine ?
>The heart of a man still beats inside of me.
>not getting a full sweep on commendations
Get on my level, scrubs
>>143775667
Because she's fat.
>>143775716
Girls don't fart.
>>143775667
who cares still dies to 1 fan from mccree
>>143775716
I bet your mother is so proud of you, pathetic ugly freak
>>143775469
>Winston
>Underplayed
Something tells me you havent hit level 30 yet
>>143774589
You do know almost every webm in every /vg/ thread is a repost from reddit, right? Its' always been that way. Go sort the top reddit overwatch posts. Where do you think /vg/ gets them all?
I'm considering buying this, and I'm close to doing it. Convince me on whether I should or not.
>>143775553
every vote is a thrust inside one of Mercy's wanting holes
please vote her everytime you can, she needs dick to live
>>143775740
>those names
this game without friends = 50% wr
Tracer is the true cancer, not McCree. Jesse can't play like a retard and have a panic button to take him to safe place.
>>143775647
Just wanted a quick title
but it's a perfect example
>charge head first in the push
>enemy didn't care, looked at other meaner guys
>get rid of the largests sources of damage by not even aiming
>catch gorilla mid jump because lol don't need to aim
easy peasy
>>143775804
Do what you want, anon, what the fuck? Why should we convince you one way or another?
If you think you would have fun for more then a week, go for it, It's pretty simple.
>>143775750
low test beta cuck detected.
>>143775740
this was better yesterday
>>143775740
>playing against bots
Had me fooled for a second
>>143775716
poo
>>143775740
>playing against bots
>dem bot upboats, mang
>23 matches lost in a row
What am I doing wrong? I always get gold medals for most objective time, eliminations, healing etc. I always pick whatever we're missing and always counter pick.
My team just loses every time since the enemy team just kills my team and my team don't kill them.
I'm so fucking frustrated right now and to rub it in I'm MMR 32 and the only drops i've got are 2 poses for symmetra, one legendary skin for summetra, 1 emote for symmetra. What the fuck I don't even like playing her.
>>143775667
because shes an immobile low range fat slut
the real question is WHY the fuck does Reaper have 250hp
>>143775869
That's why she's getting nerfed, along with Widow and McCree.
>>143775716
I'd sniff her shit
>>143775804
I fell for the hype and despite not playing the beta, i bought it. Don't, it doesn't worth 40 dollars or euros at it's current state. Wait for few balance patches, release of the competitive mode and a possible price-drop.Actually you may buy it if you don't have anything else to play and have friends that are playing it
anyone else experiencing extreme lag today? I've never had any issue before but all of the sudden today everything is fucked up and laggy and characters are all over the place and shit is so delayed
>>143775409
>63%
>all solo
git gud
literally babies first fps
dva is best bully.
>land a hook
>they die
>OMG PIG SO OP
DONT GET HOOKED THEN STUPID LMAO
>>143775923
NO CHIN
>>143775979
>that feel when can't beat fat slut as Edge McColdsteel
>>143775237
Even on my best Reaper game where I went fucking ham and wiped the enemy team twice over I didn't get legendary
somebody wake me up when people stop just rating whoever was on their team than give credit were credit is due
>first game of the day
>team decides to 6 same-hero meme shit xd because that's not played out at all right?
>they get shit on, we lose
>leave and queue up again
>gibraltar offense
>fuck me
>obligatory Reincuck and Bullstion locking down our entire team because they're all too retarded to deal with it
>don't even get past the first point
>queue again
>up against a very obvious 6-man premade while I'm on a team that doesn't say shit the entire time
I'm just not going to have fun today apparently so instead I'm just going to kill myself.
>>143775973
You have above average MMR so you're getting put onto shitty teams as you're expected to carry them
>change voice language to japanese
>widowmaker gets an ~ara ara line
dont care if this makes me a weeb the game is 10 times better now
>>143775469
>Pharah
>underplayed
do Zen's movements make any sound to the enemy team?
i don't think i've ever heard anything
>>143776121
>D.Va
literally a wasted hero slot
>>143774874
wait, does this mean i can be a sublte healslut and prefer a certain player pairing him up with me without having to add him?
>you will never impregnate Zarya
>>143776123
you should check the official forums. The bitching at roadhog is hilarious.
>bluhbluh I got hooked and headshot
>nerf he
zenyatta should have 155HP, it's completely retarded that the only way to ever pick zenyatta is if widow isn't in the game
>>143776123
>land a hook
>tracer goes flying behind me
>starts zipping around
>SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT
>accidentally hit her with a left click
>>143776176
>why does no one want to hear me complain on voice
>>143775979
because reaper needs to go close to enemy and while there he can just move around normally and shoot his guns
wraith form is not mobility it's just a survivability ability
>>143776228
I don't know. I died so very few times to Pharah, I forget that she exists.
From the Wiki
"Some of Symmetra's traits, many of which were presented in A Better World, such as trouble socializing, dislike of crowds, an obsession with structured environments, and inability to empathize, are traits commonly associated with autism. This theory is further supported by the mention "where [Symmetra] fits in the spectrum,, which might allude to the autism spectrum."
Makes sense since she loves geometry.
Only autists like Symmetra
>>143775716
century eggs and dog flesh
>>143776292
>hook lucio
>can't kill him because he doesn't have a hitbox
nice character blizzard
>>143776176
And now I just got thrown into a game where the team lost as soon as I loaded in. Fuck this, I'm fucking done.
>>143776308
Did you misquote?
So is there an experience cap for leveling eventually? Cause as of right now if it just keeps getting higher it will become damn near impossible to earn loot crates. At which point they'll have to revamp the system to earn coins. I'm surprised there isn't daily quests already tbqh.
>>143775446
>pharah with robot arms
I thought we were past this?
fuck tracer on console holy shit
Its almost been a week and you idiots still haven't learned
>>143776318
yeah but he can move around the map with shadowstep easily and wraith form is a get out of jail free card
i can understand mei because if mei gets caught by more than one person all she can do is delay the inevitable, reaper has more than one way to get away
should be 200HP like everybody else
>>143776348
only autists care about the lore in first place
>>143776348
Wouldn't Hanzo be autistic then?
>Hate snipers, playing as snipers, and playing against snipers
>Love Widowmakers in terms of both looks and personality
>Hear she's OP
>Finally play her in the sickass Noire skin
>Have fun
>>143776123
he can hook people through walls. that shits retarded and you know it.
>>143776392
>And now I just got thrown into a game where the team lost as soon as I loaded in. Fuck this, I'm fucking done.
forced 50% winrate mate, get used to it
Why would ever vote a bastion?
I get they helped you out buts it's doubtful they played particularly well.
WHY DOES MEI'S ICE SLOW YOUR TURN SPEED
>>143776370
>hook Reaper
>point blank shoot him
>he wraiths away at full health
Que?
>>143776370
more like he has a normal hitbox compared to the other characters that are 30% easier to hit compared to their models
only issue is that Lucio's hair are HUGE and are not part of his hitbox (nobody has hitbox on his hair, but shit, Lucio is just obscene.)
>>143776417
>playing on console
>leave game
>search for new game
>puts me into the same one
This is a shit system. All I'm going to do is keep leaving it until I get a different game, wasting both my time and the time and performance of the team. It punishes everyone.
>>143776236
No Zen is silent.
>>143775869
McCree is cancer. They could fix him by making his flashbangs also blind him and his team if he throws them too close. Would stop the corner camping and point blank fan spam. McCree would actually have to hit targets at range for once.
>Two mccrees every game
>>143770289
Supports can't be OP
>>143776238
yeah sure thats why he got 65% winrate, I bet his teammates waited for the oportunity to play 5v6 to win
>>143775973
>23 in a row
that must be some sort of record. play only s76
>>143776424
I thought this was going to be some kind of tracer panties joke from the thumbnail.
>>143775237
Puppet mastering an entire team to defend the first point of Gibraltar, culminating in a POTG ultimate to block two enemy ultimates
>>143776474
nice blog senpai
>>143774874
Can you undo it once you set one for a player?
>>143776392
No you're a whiny faggot.
>>143776558
>I'm being a dumb cunt! God this sucks so much, fix me Blizzard!
>>143775869
Tracer takes skill to play well. If you're getting raped by a tracer the chances are she would rape you with just about any other hero. Landing 50%< of your shots on people who are jumping around is not the same as waddling behind peoples back and hitting E+RMB
>>143776432
no, reaper needs 250
literally every other character in the game but D.VA who everyone agrees is awful has some kind of long range damage dealing ability, even reinhardt. Reaper has jack once they get out of his killzone.
If Reaper manages to catch you in close quarters with nobody around who can stop him, he should win every time. That's how the character works.
>pay money for game
>get punished for doing what I want
>>143775973
my record is 6 loss streak, around level 13-14, I almost un installed the game.
23 loss streak is unimaginable to me
>>143776486
No he can't. He hits you when you're still exposed, then you duck behind a wall thinking you're safe but the pull animation has already begun which makes the chain clip through the wall, but you weren't chained behind the wall, you were chained before you went behind the wall. There's a delay between the hook and the pull. Which leads to the perception that he's pulling through walls.
Literally the best character in the game. Prove me wrong.
what is he thinking, /owg/?
>>143776608
Being good doesn't make D.Va less underpowered compared to all other heroes.
She needs a buff and that's it. Her LMB is better not used entirely, given that not only it deals 0 damage, it also slows her down. She needs something more - like a debuff on hit on the enemy, and not being slowed down by the cannon.
Someone needs to spoof this for Mercy. If I see one most push forget to frag that swiss bitch just before she can mumble out her tech sorcery I swear to go.
>>143775764
pretty girls dont fart* ugly and fat ones do fart
>>143773553
>always play mercy in pubs
>50 offense heroes
>no tanks
>macree can't even hit e properly
plz kill me
>>143776646
I want to do her anally as she begs me in her lustful French accent to touch her dripping wet nethers, of which I adamantly refuse and force the slut of a sniper learn to love assplay alone.
>>143776701
>pay money for gun
>get punished for shooting niggers with it?
Wtf US government??!??!?!
>people picking D.Va for reasons other than countering Widowmaker
>>143776743
I can't because you're not.
>>143775183
You still see the reload spinning, it's just hidden while your firing/idle.
>>143776769
post the full image you fuck
he's cumming inside roadhog
>ARRIVING AT WATCHPOINT: GIBRALTAR
>>143775973
>I'm MMR 32
where can you see this
I wanna rape tracer
>>143776121
tips? I never played her and want to try but everyone says she is shit. And I'm not even scared of her when she is on enemy team desu
>>143776432
reaper is already average i really don't see why you want to nerf him
he's closer to needing a buff than a nerf if anything
>>143776582
2McCree is the new meta in "pro" (lol "pro") games. It's literally unstoppable and requires no skill.
>>143776525
Because if it didn't Mei would be completely helpless and useless. How about you just stay out of Mei's super short range? She's as fat as whale and you can see her for miles. There's no reason to ever be near a Mei.
>>143776890
same tbqh
B-but I never play big ape
>>143776061
Playing this game with friends who aren't good at FPS is one of the most frustrating things
What if, ok, what if instead of making his flashback a stun, we made it, yknow, an actual fucking flashbang. IE it bkinds and deafens people in a radius for 2-3 seconds. This means players could try to evade or fire blindly, but it's still a powerful initiator or escape tool.
The CoD and CS kiddies would all feel instantly familiar with it, it would be a unique mechanic instead of point and click stun, and skilled players could still survive if they have their own escape (that they can use with a whited out screen). To compensate you could make the radius larger, like helix rocket size, so it would actually be useful against multiple targets in a small area
+ Combo play with other players ults or your own, the deafen from the bang means enemies won't instantly hear cues, so Pharahs and Hanzo and Mccree could get off ults.
>>143776696
you know, that's because if you are in Reaper's killzone you're going to die because he does 260 damage per second at close range
it's called downsides. the problem is that even if you are a similarly high dps hero and reaper is in close range most of the time he will still be able to tank you.
>>143775237
I got 12 votes on tracer for 10 pulsebomb kills
How to fix game. I have a total of 23 days playing FPS games.
>nerf widowmaker
>remove cowboys roll-reload, keep roll remove the reload
>only allow one unique hero per team
Thank you for your cooperation.
>>143776841
>d.va
>bad
someone spams M1 at medium range
>>143770598
You see them on your title screen/char select/portrait/deathcam/victory pose tho
>Finally get to be the one roflstomping after being on the receiving end for 8 matches
>level up
>open lootbox
Hello 2nd legendary skin
>>143775446
>no bulge
>>143776878
>temple of anubi
>attack
>>143776075
I guess it's just my internet
>>143776743
>Blasting people up in the air with the mine and fragging them out of the sky
>getting a team kill with a well placed tire
Best feeling in the world.
I hated Demoman in TF2 but I love Junkrat
>>143776321
plenty of JUSTICE in my games
>>143776949
>>143776890
her legs are too long and it makes her unattractive.
>>143776179
>MMR
>Overwatch
Is this a thing? Where can I see it?
>>143776962
Just make his flashbang disable abilities
i guess im just bad but i dont find mcree that problematic
i do admit it's really gay that unless you're genji if mcree is close to you you're dead
but he doesn't seem that strong i don't know? maybe they should just nerf fan the hammer/flashbang and give his weapon less damage falloff at long range to incentivize aiming and going for headshots?
>>143776474
I want to fap every time I see a Widowmaker in the Noire outfit.
>>143776961
>friends who aren't good at FPS
>>143776970
>23 days playing FPS games
why did this game attract so many shitters?
Real question.
How are grown men worse at shooters than literal children playing call of duty?
>>143775469
Zenyatta and Junkrat and Lucio
>>143776970
>remove cowboys roll-reload, keep roll remove the reload
remove the thing that lets him kill tanks, just make flashbang a flashbang
>only allow one unique hero per team
shut the fuck up
>>143777007
>blurring out names
rofl what would someone even do here?
>tfw you get 7 votes at the end of the match
t-thanks
>>143776961
>Playing this game with friends who aren't good at FPS is one of the most frustrating things
lol wut? My friends who suck at all other FPS games are doing great in OW. They have .5 kdr in CSGO but they've got 2 kdr and high win rates in OW. Game is piss easy.
I never trust the Genji on my team to be good, 80% they suck, BAD
>>143776832
>a game can hurt people
sjws die
>>143776474
>anime
>likes windowlicker
>like shit noir skin
wew
>>143777007
>bayonetta bastion
best bastion skin
>>143776486
The hook connection is hitscan, so you weren't behind a wall when it shot
is cute
>>143776706
It's more of an issue with the tickrate, because it's so fucking frustrating to know that no matter how well you react there's just no way to avoid a hook except out right juking the fuck out of the dumbhog. By the time you hit shift/e to avoid you're already hooked on the pig's screen so there's no avoiding anything in this game with pure reflex speed until they introduce higher tickrate andprevent high pingers from joining my servers
>>143776853
>full image
You sick fuck, i just draw his cute face
>>143776474
kill yourself windowlicker
>>143776890
>she doesnt recall
>>143777181
>i-its nice to be appreciated
>>143776486
>20 tick
hi there friends
I have a smut drawing female friend
how do I convince her to buy this instead of WoW
thx
Is every character going to be featured in an animated short?
>>143777173
Exactly what I said! Make flashbang a. Actual fucking flashbang problem solved!>>143776962
>>143777205
Genji is a high skill character. He exists for good players, and good players only. If shitters want to play him, fine, but he's designed for them to do poorly. The solution is simple: shitters need to play different heroes.
>>143776879
he probably meant level, I dont think you can see your mmrranked when
>tfw getting Reaper's mariachi skin and then getting potg the subsequent match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvw6GCXHlt4
>>143777117
Her regular outfit is like a girl going nude: You know she's trying the hardest to be sexy, but it just ends up being boring and bland. Her Noire outfit marries practicality, a 2edgy4me kinda feel to it, and sexiness all in one nice package. It's akin to a girl dressed in lacy black lingerie with garters, thigh socks and elbow gloves. It's elegant.
>>143775469
Zarya (hard for noobs to grasp the mechanics)
Lucio
>>143777270
Use objects to your advantage. Pigman's chain collides with lots of environment geometry like trash cans, boxes, etc. If you're in a good spot and at least half hidden by an object he can't get you. And you can stay out of his range. You can hear his stomping pig feet coming.
>>143777315
Gift it to her.
>>143776963
People who can shut down Reaper right now:
>Pharah can knock him away and fly into the air where he literally can't even touch her
>Zarya can bubble herself or his target, leaving him fairly vulnerable to be taken down if you can aim
>Mccree hard counters Reaper. If Mccree is dying to Reaper, either he caught you completely off-guard or you're trash.
>Roadhog can either hook Reaper or instantly kill him with a meatshot at close range. Roadhog shouldn't be dying to Reaper.
He's also incredibly loud. A team paying attention should be able to hear Reaper long before he shows up and prevent him from getting in in the first place unless his team is providing ample distraction.
The biggest counter to Reaper is really a team communicating and calling out his flanks when he pulls them.
>>143776962
>glow
what?
>>143777315
Is she a fujoshit? Show her McCree, Genji, Hanzo etc.
Does she draw girls? Show her D.Va, Mercy, Widow etc.
>>143776878
Temple of ass is the only map I leave the server in the second I see that loading screen. King's Row with the exception that the enemy team has 0 snipers, which they always do because who the fuck wouldn't want to double widow on point A.
>>143770104
Get in a party for that sweet 20% exp bonus
If you have no friends just invite everyone on your team to a party and someone will say yes
I want mei to crush my balls with her thick ass.
>>143775740
fuck off redtango
HEY, HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU!
YOU'VE GOT NO BRAIN!
YOU CAN'T EVEN AIM!
IT'S WINSTON YOU MAIN!
>>143777439
>Lucio
>underpicked
there is a Lucio in every fucking game
>>143776924
be a bully. run in there and distract the other team. even if you cant get kills you can at least keep them off the objective. stuff like boosting into reinhardts to push them back or flying at turret bastions with your shield up can do wonders even if you even up dying or losing your mech.
also dont be afraid of losing meka. the meka drop meter fills as you shoot people with your pistol so aim at anything red and you should have it back soon.
>>143775237
2 Environmental Kills... Why I don't know, but i laughed my ass off.
>>143777418
Lucky cunt
I was using El Blanco for awhile until I realized that I just like default Reaper more
>>143775923
i dont get how blizzard goes from a good design to a shit one
is it just to please sjws or something
why can't we trade skins?
>>143775409
Mercy "main" (swap when needed, but basically only support)
50% winrate
People just fuck off when I'm trying to heal them and just split themselves and die
Mercy is literally more useless than a dps when my dps suck cock
Widowmaker mindbreak comic when?
>>143772536
>people still don't realize Soldier 76 is more like Trump than Mei
>fights Mexican criminals
>wants to make his people great again
>>143777484
What what?
>>143777558
There should be a Lucio on every team. Fuck the healslut fairy. She isn't as useful.
>>143777295
She can't recall when Reinhardt pins her, what makes you think she'll have a chance when anon gets his hands on her?
>>143775237
solo carrying mega shitters as mcreeonly got 9 because people rage quit ;_;
>>143775409
42% here, stop being delusional.;_;
i-i want to cuddle mei
>>143777613
They switched because beta mei looked too much like Zarya, which it does, to be fair.
Mei's "gimmick" is that she's completely out of place. She's not a fighter, she does't like fighting, she holds her gun awkwardly, etc.
>>143776608
He probably plays with friends, doesn't matter
Pigpen or stitched? I dont like any of his legendaries.
>>143777638
>having a main
>>143777735
I want to cuddle you
>>143777556
sounds like a widow main just got shit on.
>>143777613
Her design is fine. Shes literally just a busty chink. Once her inevitable skin comes out where she isnt wearing a jacket everyone can shut the fuck up about this retarded argument.
>>143777504
>Show her D.Va
He said he wants to convince her to buy OW not that he wants to make her dry retch
Temple of Anubis more like Temple of Anus. How does Blizzard make shitty maps consistently?
>>143775796
>Going on reddit
Even if it is for research, or irony. You should still kill yourself.
>>143777638
>>143777804
You really think there will be a surplus of people lining up to play support? Support mains are 10/10
>>143777735
>touching a fat chink
Give me the petite Korean slut any day
>>143777428
I know. Tell me more. How would she like it? What's her favorite position?
>>143777079
You don't. It's invisible until ranked comes out
It internally tracks your performance and what you always hear as "makes sure you play with people of similar skill"
When in reality is uses it as a measure to balance out teams.
me ooga team booga is actually the harsh reality
>>143775409
>mfw 38%
>mfw Widowmaker is probably going to be nerfed, and I've just started getting good with her
How much left do I have to enjoy those headshots?
Widowmaker Tracer rape comic/doujin when
Tags:bad end
>>143777751
i just hate how she has her other arm just doing nothing, its like they forgot to do something with it and just left it
>>143777428
EL REAPER EL REAPER
>>143777779
I'd say Stitched because i had Pigpen in beta
>>143777439
>use objects
That's what you always logically think, yet the game finds a way to let the pig's hook land through a 0.1mm gap in what is seemingly a solid cover and somehow pull you to your death
>>143776962
Just remove this piece of shit hero entirely
>>143777779
Stitched
>>143777917
What is wrong with her left arm.
>>143769626
D.va using her joysticks to control her mecha to control a mouse and keyboard
I fucking hate Junkrat
>Spam bombs everywhere
>nearly invisible traps
>Huge knockback mine
Only thing I dont hate is his ult thats fine
>it's a 2 snipers on offense and no one can shoot the fucking torb turrets episode
>>143776820
>6 players on team
>50 of them go offense
>tags: Widowmaker, forced, nakadashi, impregnation, purification, vanilla
W H E N
I'm about to buy Overwatch (not origins, just common game)
convince me not to
>>143777804
Get back to me when you know a team that doesn't have a lucio & mercy already cheers
>Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>playing Zarya
>entire team is in the front lines
>pushing like a bunch of motherfuckers
>enemy team is built entirely off tanks and healers
>they keep attacking my shields with their meaty damage
>from 0 to 50 energy in each barrier
>occasionally some crazy motherfucker jumps into the fray and I get massive amounts of energy from shielding them
>dealing nasty damage with grenades and accurate lasers on their giant bodies
>shooting my ultimate into their entire team with 100 energy
>they're still tanky as fuck and healing constantly so it's like digging a spoon into ice cream
>lights go out for a second at my house and I'm disconnected from the game
It was so fucking good though.
I need more games like this.
>it's another mercy episode of genji activates ult and you're looking forward to the respawn
>>143777779
Pigpen is literally his normal skin but covered in mud.
Stitched is the best after Sharkbait.
>>143777951
The first big balance patch will probably be around 1 month into the first ranked season. So ~2 months total.
>>143778054
>nearly invisible traps
do you play on 50% render scale or something
>>143778002
He's necessary, otherwise Genjis, Tracers, and other faglords would ruin the game
>>143777779
Stitched
>>143777981
Meant for>>143777418
>>143777929
Widowmaker only feels alive when she kills. She probably Dom's hell out of you during sex and fucks like a rabid tiger, but will only touch you after a kill. You are her meat thing, her fleshy sybian, and she'll ride you raw until the warmth fades and she's left feeling numb again
>>143777951
June anon, you have until June. Enjoy it while you can.
>>143778125
great blog
where can i subscribe?
>>143778118
why would you buy this game?
>>143776962
Literally nobody would play him if you change this. The other offense heroes are too good.
I don't even understand what you mean about flashbang + ult, you couldn't just flash them then stand in front of them and ult, it wouldn't go off in time unless they were already about to be dead.
They just need to lower impact radius of flashbang. That's literally it.
>King's row, attack
>enemy team was a Bastion, Mercy, Reinhardt, Toblerone, and two Widows that could aim
>we were a Junkrat, Winston, Mei, Lucio, Hanzo, and someone that kept switching
>made it to the final checkpoint and got our shit kicked hard
How should that scenario have been approached? As Junkrat I managed to wreck what was ever in range, but things just stalled. Would Reaper have been able to flank? In retrospect, both Mei and Hanzo seemed kind of useless but that might have just been the players.
>>143778118WHOA THEREZIP ZIP ZIP CHEERS LOVE*chinese shit*
Delete Zaria
Delete Symetra
Healers are fucking boring, you can delete them too.
Implement solo queue
Let us choose not to play fucking capture the point.
That's all Blizzard, go to it.
>>143777873
>caring about website loyalty
No, friend, you should kill yourself. You've lost sight of normal priorities in life.
>>143778001
I've used the pig a lot and I usually have 66% or greater hook accuracy but I can tell you, I've missed a lot of hooks because of a dumb flower pot. Sure you can be hooked when you're around other objects but you decrease your chances. Even a bit of cover is better than none.
>>143777951
I enjoy playing her myself but I just want them to nerf bodyshot damage.
>>143777913
>main
>overwatch
where do you think you are
>It's another "Hanzo spamming arrows onto the point" episode
>>143778279
I have like 5-6 more hours on reaper than any other class what does that make me
>>143778229
Flashbang is already a point and click single target stun
>IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON
reinhardt is an extremely unfair character
>>143776886
wrong thread?
>>143778181
>>143778248
>just make this game into casual call of duty
love it when you autistic shits post this. Go back to your league of legends general.
PSA IF YOURE FUCKING SHIT PICK SUPPORT AND STOP STEALING AWAY VALUABLE DAMAGE SPOTS
>>143778319
his ult already become useless. everyone knows when to run away now.
>>143777929
The skin-tight pants eased down her thighs, and her top raised just a hair to better expose her midriff. While clothed otherwise and nonchalantly picking off another omnic scum, hums a sweet tune in between even sweeter moans as you rigorously thrust in and out of her ass, your warm body pressed up against her icy-cold one.
Reminder that Dva, Reaper, Tracer, and Mei are ez mode characters for shitters who need an emergency escape from their fuckups.
Reminder that you aren't allowed to complain when these characters get nerfed more than necessary, because Blizzard is balancing around pubs. You chose to play an ez mode character.
>>143776814
>change medic out for mercy being a healslut
>>143778054
>instant Shift bomb
true cancer
>>143778143
they clip into the floor half the time
The only change McCree needs is removing the reloading from his Roll
Now he still counters the high mobility squishies (mainly Genji & Tracer) while not being able to kill literally every hero in the game in two seconds
Give the Roll shorter CD to compensate for the loss of the reloading so he can use it more often just for mobility
Any sort of tweaks to how the flashbang works is retarded way to go about it. If you make the flashbang shit then you are going to end up having to nerf Tracer and Genji too when McCree doesn't counter them anymore that well.
>>143778248
>Delete Zaria
>Delete Symetra
Get out.
Buff Symmetra, let her place sentries at greater range.
Buff Zarya, double the damage bonus per point of damage mitigated and decrease the fall off.
Tell me your woes /owg/
>>143778365
in jr high?
>>143778368
It's radius is pretty big actually, I play a lot of mcree and can commonly get 2-3 people with it, unless im tunnel fucking.
I feel like it's best used as a "I jump down on you, and stun + kill 2/3 people, and much more if my team follows up"
>>143778181
I'd rather sexually dominate her doggystyle.
>>143778456
post full pic i like the artstyle
>>143775804
>>143778118
make up your own mind faggot
Reinhardt, Mercy, Lucio, double Mccree, flex pick usually Widow
Is there a worse cancer comp
>>143778454
>it kill me nerf it
>>143778510
me unga
team BUNGA
>>143778510
Me on the right
>>143778231
>enemy has shitloads of ranged firepower
>your team has zero
>king's row, with all the balconies and platform
needed a pharah, especially with Lucio in the team she does crazy shit.
and yes, I know
>widows that can aim
>pharah
it's a bit of a risky pick, but if the pharah ain't retarded it's doable.
>>143778181
>>143778510
THEIR GENJI IS A FULLY UPGRADED FUCKING RAIDEN AND OUR GENJI IS SOME FEDORA WEARING FAGGOT WITH A TANTO
>>143778510
I've been saving up for a Widowmaker skin
If I buy it though I'll start playing Widowmaker
If I start playing Widowmaker everyone will blame me for everything and tell me to switch class no matter how well I'm doing
>>143778054
I love it when a junkrat fucks up their mine
>Reinhardt slowly advancing team under bastion fire
>Get blown sky high
>Land behind bastion
>Slam and destroy him
>Continue advance unhindered
>get stuck as support attacking on Hanamura
>run Lucio and get 2 Reinhardts
>Broshield and charge B, shields up while I knock defenders from the zone
>somehow cap it
I really didn't think that would work when they had a level 3 turret and bastion, we didn't even wipe them out
>travelling to Hollywood
>A uncapped 10s left
>nope
>travelling to Nepal
>instalock Widow instalock Hanzo
>>143778557
>implying
How can something as squishy as Tracer actually kill? Legit question.
How is this not FAN THE HAMMER general?
>>143778529
not him, heh
>>143778510
the shitters playing this game
>>143778585
like this guy
league babies need to go, and take their shitty memes with them
>>143778510
FUCK HANZO
FUCK JUNKRAT
Literally "Spam: The class"
>>143778523
just get it at HF
i'm not your sourceslut, i'm your healslut
>>143776962
No fucking stop.
Blizzard doesn't allow you making sense you shitlord.
<20 level picks
genji, hanzo, mcree, widowmaker, reaper
>>143778479
I like this
but also the roll should give invincibility frames to add some layer of depth to him
This game makes me hate life
I don't think anyone is meant to play this solo without friends.
You get put in the WORST teams ever. Uncarryable.
>Tfw mercy is the perfect waifu
>Her playstyle
I just want to play battle medic, her peashooter does no damage.
Genji vs Reaper
Tracer vs Reaper
Who wins?
>>143778414
None of what I said is Call of Duty tier, as TF2 had all of that.
If Mercy and Lucio are not boring to play I don't know what's fun for you.
Zaria and Symetra are useless, it's a fact, you can watch pros or stats, whatever floats your boat.
Solo queue to not play against full pre made teams.
Capture the point is bad, but I can understand if someone likes it, but make it optional.
Wew lad, so casual.
>>143778279
>me
>queue quick play
>team picks shit dps 1,2,3,4, and 5
>play support
>get good at mercy and decent at lucio
If someone were to ask me my favourite champ I'd say mercy
There's a reason I put main in quotations, because i'm not retarded. Fuck I wish some of you would learn to read
>King's Row
>Push all the way to the end
>Defense switches to 2 Bastions
>Try to tell Rein and Roadhog to switch to DVa for defense matrix
>They switch to Widowmaker and we lose
But Forced 50% is a myth, of course ;^)
>>143778510
When you forget that Mei can survive the Hog combo
>people still fall for the trap and airbag combo laid right in front of their spawn before a match
>>143778772
I'm fine with that
The flashbang working like a real flashbang ala CSGO or something would be weak as fuck in this game
>>143778720I've never played an assfaggots in my lifeI just like that maymay
>>143778703
with guns?
it's the great equalizer after all.
>why did a hero who is listed as "Attacker" deal damage to me?
>>143778795
Genji runs away. Tracer runs away.
> https://watcher.gg/heroes
> top win rates and kda are turret fags
Skill.
>>143778815
Yes, Blizzard has a hidden "this player switches to Widowmaker in the last 38% of the game" stat they keep track of and they put those people on YOUR TEAM
*tips tinfoil hat*
I want to play Hanzo but I'm terrible at him, how do I hanzo owg?
>>143776404
Caps in the twenties at about 22K exp iirc.
Your level resets at 100 back to 1 and you get 20is levels of ez crates
>>143778784
>her peashooter does no damage.
U
FOKIN
WOT
M8
But seriously, learn to aim. It's pretty good if you can land most shots.
>>143778783
holyshit is it that bad?
wanted to buy it but have zero friends, solo queue can't be that awful right?
>>143778510
Forgot I was torrenting and ended up being a total shitter for about 5 games due to extreme lag on my network. So
>>143778523
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1737717#search=mercy
>>143778659
Here's how NOT to approach a team game
>I'm going to character this hero regardless because I want to pick him
Here's how you SHOULD approach it:
>I'm going to try and pick my favourite characterS, but if I can't, I'll pick the most needed one and try my best to be useful
if you just go and pick widow you'll just be the useless camping faggot that makes the team lose, then you'll bitch on /vg/ endlessly how you lose 20 matches in a row "even though I got gold for kills they just lose!!111"
>pretty much as overpowered as it gets
>shitters still pick and play her wrong
>>143778810
You realize that Symmetra's winrate is above 60%, right?
>>143778726
shut the fuck up
why did i get banned for crop pics but you dont
>>143778865
But that's the other thing. She doesn't deal damage either. She can only run away. She's like a fly really. One that gets instakilled by chains.
>>143778454
>mobility character is not allowed to have mobility
What the fuck is this general going to complain about next? That the tanks are too tanky?
>>143778978
If you play to have fun, it's fun. Don't play with the sole intention of winning in pubs. You'll just shorten your lifespan.
>tfw you have the best legendaries for your favorite heros
what are you going to do in like a year when you have every skin in the game and have nothing to look forward to when a loot crate drops?
>>143778972
>Land most shots
I do but i seem to get taken out before i can do any major damage.
>>143779003
only overpowered in a already good team. with randoms its shit
>>143778906
>use one example of what forced 50% is like
>"NOT EVERYTHING IS LIKE YOUR EXAMPLE SO IT'S WRONG"
6/10 I replied between games.
>>143779037
Who is the artist?
>>143778795
I love Reaper but hypothetically both should win against him
Reaper can instantly kill both in the magic situation that he gets a full meatshot, but that shouldn't be happening if they're good. If they're aware of Reaper, they should be fully capable of getting out of his range and whittling him down where he can't do shit to fight back.
>people still think they can get in roadhog's face and not get hooked
what did you expect to happen dude
>>143778978
I'm enjoying solo queue. I think the complainers just suck at the game so if they get matched with just one other person who sucks, that means 1/3rd of the team sucks and they'll lose. If you're competent at games, solo queue is fine.
>>143778925
Fire arrows where you think enemies might pop out. If they're in a building use the scatter arrow.
>>143779003
They should do what the pros do and drop a 20 for the triggerbot
>>143779003
Post webms of you being good with her and not just kill strike scenes.
>>143779043
>tracer doesn't deal damage
>freezing tracer
>she rewinds away
>180 and right click headshot her while she's STILL trying to 1v1 mei
>>143778784
Her peashooter makes more damage than D.Va at anything but point blank and has a gigantic hitbox, it will always connect.
>>143778757
> 4/6 offense heroes
> not Soldier 76
>>143778795
First one can go either way, second one is really difficult for Reaper because Tracer just zips around.
>>143779003
> Widowmakers on anything but defense
> still play her wrong on defense
When will the sniper meme die
>>143779025
Probably because people only pick Symmetra when they're already winning. As soon as they start losing, they swap Symmetra for a better class.
>>143779140
>>143779003
>see level 1 inVersus AIusing her
>tries to shoot enemies with the assualt rifle from far away
>>143779269
>conjecture
>>143773223
I mean see has a slightly rounder face but I think it's just because she is chinese
>>143778904
>the guy saying Symmetra was useless on all maps earlier
AHAHAHAAH
I swear people just don't want to understand how OP she is
>>143779337
>correlation is causation
>>143770942
for someone who only plays mercy and rein thats pretty good look to get a 5k damage average and uping your kill average alittle if you want to improve
>>143779223
I mean the majority of the game is based around the widow gameplay whilst mercy/lucio jack off and top everything off so yeah
>>143773065
where is source
>>143779407
>I took a statistics class once
>>143778395
I posted the wrong link like a fucktard.
>>143779269
>before accepting the truth, anon will backpedal all the way to full JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
whoops someone understated how map control, constant pressure through teleportation and insane close range dps can stack up to win the game
>>143779485
>I fail elementary math
>If Symmetra is on a team, it means they won because of her
kek
Symmetra stats are highly skewed. She doesn't get picked for offense, so all offense losses won't show up in her stats. She only gets picked as a backup class for a winning defense team. Her stats are extremely skewed.
>>143779223
WindowMaker can do offense. You just have to play as a marksmen instead of a sniper
>>143778845
Not only that but she can chill you to slow your perfect Sus turn speed. Freeze you, shoot you twice, reload, and freeze you again before your meaty fingers can grab your testosterone filled orb of destruction and jam it in your tubular device.
It's never Swine time with Mei.
>>143778978
It`s fine, I solo queue and im at 63% win rate. You wont win every game and sometimes you get stomped, other times you stomp.
when will people stop thinking that dva is a tank
>>143778135
Sharkbait id fucking shit tier, Mako is where it's at
>>143778783
>waaaah everyone is bad but me
Nigga I play solo pretty often and I have a great time. Just because you can't carry every match as reaper doesnt mean the game is shit
>>143779274
>>143771734
Your actually fucking deluded its based on damage and kill averages all your stats combined
>>143779608
>She doesn't get picked for offense
Yeah I mean whos crazy enough to pick the hero that makes your team instantly respawn by the objective making easy victories a thing with any team
You'd totally have to be retarded
really
>>143779150
>people probably don't understand what a triggerbot is.
>>143778813
maybe you should instead :^)
>>143778723
>tfw people don't know how to aim as junkrat and think of him as a spam hero
It makes me sad when junkrats just spam and have no idea they do insane dps if they can just learn to shoot a projectile
>>143770289
not OP, but annoying as fuck on that control Tibet map where he just hides in the middle and knocks people off the map with his right click
>>143779003
>double or triple widowmaker on attack
why do people like this exist?
>>143779163
I don't play her.
Hey Blizz! Solo queue whenever ah?
>THEYRE TAKING THE POINT
>Team fights off the point
fucking moron team
>>143778394
I think he does too much damage, the charge + ranged attack combo kills any other tank aside from maybe roadhog
why did they nerf winston' shield instead of reinfart's? seems like it should be the other way around
>>143775008
omg what was that team doing?
T-thanks papa Burizardo
>Always get Record for most objective time
>Always get gold medals for objective time
>Just got out of 5 game losing streak
I'm done. I'm done playing with these fucking retards. I can't deal with this fucking shit anymore.
I will not play another game where I'm a lone fucking zenyatta sitting on the point while Mei sprays reinhardt in his fucking shield with her M1. Nobody fucking gets on the fucking point I'm so fucking sick of this fucking bullshit.
Thanks Bliz. Thanks a ton.
>>143772460
same here
>>143772473
>german va
i would play the game on jap for her ara ara but i dont play widowshitter
>>143785353
Some of us only care about frags m8. What can you do?
Don't blame me, blame Blizzard for not having release ranked yet.