/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Megu bp

xth for cant wait for patch

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new thread new post

where are the sluts or eb's or qt's to spoil or any combination of those things on balmung

thanks

>when they bully your mouth with their cock
>In the middle of an FC meeting
>The FC cheers them on and begin groaping and rubbing their dicks on you
>This turns into a rape orgy
>It goes on for 3 hours without me typing anything because they say my throat is full of cock and they RP my movements and reactions
I just wanted to help the FC with issues, listen to the issues, and be a team player....

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3.3 Housing SOON™
Ishgardian Housing NEVER

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I want to marry an elezen~!

naka bp

>tfw your eb bullies your tiny little cock

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catbois

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Excalibur

>>143704721
mooncatboy jeph when

Is Coil Tyradin single or not

>>143704770
Yes and

>[gargoyle screeching in the distance]

stratos bp

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xth for Miqo'te x Elezen

>>143704951
married to a gargoyle tranny man

>>143704687
I wish I could be Awena sometimes...

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>>143704770

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This is what I get for trying to PF Sephirot

>>143705057
brahms is the cutest mooncatboy

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I was curious since i imagine everyone has bit different reasons but

why do you raid

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>>143705087
hey wow words can hurt

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>>143704737
They're all taken.

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>>143705349
I don't because I'm awful at this game, I'm happy just watching people I care about succeed instead

>>143705040
delete this

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>>143704770
is a nice server

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!

>>143705602
cactus bp

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>>143705464
>that empty chapel

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I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!

what server should i make a character on if i want to start to rp (not counting balmung and gilgamesh since they are always closed)

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>>143705349
because an opportunity presented itself

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I did it reddit

Post your absolute favorite kitkatkit

>>143705803
Congratulations, legitimately.
That floor is a pain.

>Friends have been botting fates for weeks and now they're botting MGP
Talk to them or just report?

>>143705295
truth

>>143705940
Snitches get stitches, bitch boy

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>>143705845
THIS kitkat

>>143705940
Talk to them and see if either you can dissuade them or get a bit of the profit.

>>143705546
Excal seems nice though that one poster from the other night needs to lay off on the baiting.
Also I'd fuck albedo

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>>143706027
Post char data pls

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>>143705845
my favorite kitkat is my good friend moniushalashashka

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>>143705349
i raid for my friends

>changed from brown face 3 cat to pale face 1 mooncat
did I do good, reddit?

>>143705845
>>143705803

kaori

post char data

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>>143705845
F a v

>>143706260
Post pics. Moonies can be adorable

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>>143706027
your kitc@is nice.

>>143706165
>implying we raid

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>>143705349
I don't raid.
Not yet anyway.

[FC] P'roci Tia: it's something I glue to my butt
[FC] P'roci Tia: so I can look like a lil bunny boi :3

Excal infiltrator here. Post names. You know the drill.

>>143706410
i would if we could

>>143706136
CZ is best girl.
Fucksakes I'm falling asleep at the keyboard again. Some of this in game music just... zzzzz

>>143706512
Velvet Velour

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>>143706339
toaster decided it doesnt like high quality pictures anymore

>>143706027
That's basically from a slow buildup from ugly cat to full fledged Abe clone tho

>>143706784
Moonc@ house wife is adorable.
I say good work

>>143705349
The fun of working together with 7 friends of mine to down semi-challenging shit

Shooting the shit for a few hours a night with my buds and killing stuff in the process, the attention you may get from gear, achievement etc. plus coming up with strategies and such for content is fun

>>143706829
Abe has a really good cat but I like certain features changed about it. Both are high tier.

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>>143706512
>>143706650
I hope you enjoy watching me AFK and grind relics.

Does Mute have nice ticklish feet?

>>143706027
>>143706138
Tfw this cat and this cat's char data are ALL MINE

>>143707236
>I hope you enjoy watching me AFK
Very

>>143707267
yes

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>>143704598
stop

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anybody else scared they're gonna die as lonely as they feel right now

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>>143707342
Same but I have my own as well!

>>143707442
megubp

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>>143707267

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>>143707481
you're still toppest tierest cat even though ded alt

>>143707442
ok but only if you become my boyfriend

>>143707447
Every day of my life for the past few years, anon.

>>143707442
ugly

>tfw you just wanna rape your cute, little moonc@ eb in the middle of idyllshire

why does proci hide his parses

>>143707447
I'm even more scared of dying with someone that makes me feel lonely.

>>143707871
he's got a tiny pee pee

>>143707837
that's lewd anon

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>>143707447
Sometimes

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>>143707837
>tfw you can't fulfill this because they are lizard now

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>>143705349
Raided up to 3.0 and got to A3S last phase, then static disbanded and i took a break since december till now.
Sort of want to raid again. To answer your question, clearing a hard raid floor with everyone from scratch is a feel you won't feel anywhere else in the game.

>>143707837
I wish my EB would pull me somewhere quiet and pin me up against the wall and rape me until I'm silently sobbing

>>143705803
Is Kiki cute irl?

>>143707837
Don't do it!

;_;

>>143708213
i really like this image

>>143708213
Damn, that screenshot actually got a laugh out of me.

Do you think Mute likes people licking and tickling her soft little soles?

>>143708375
yes

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potted plants when

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>>143705349
If we make it out alive, I'll tell you.

>>143708375
Looking to die?

>tfw no cute luhren eb

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>>143708375

>>143708580
Looking to tickle

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>>143708484
Cant wait to have my own little garden in my room.

>>143708759
>elliot will never fertilize your eggs

DEAD

THREAD

post your most hated overwatch hero

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>>143709289
Nanamo

>>143709289
your waifu

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>>143708351
>>143708361
indolent imperial camping gets boring on his off times.

>>143709493
fuck you anon

Big, throbbing cocks.

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>>143709289
D.Va
jk i love D.Va

>>143709289
widow

not even close

fuck that bitch

Anyone know a good guide for blue scripts on gatherer. Both my miner and botanis are lvl 60 but I dont understand the script stuff at all.

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>>143709481
Nanamo!

>>143709620
no, i'll fuck you.

>>143709650
I agree.

>tfw no massive girlcock to choke on

wai lyf

>you will never slip Mute's socks off and lightly glide your fingertips over her soft, sensitive soles

>>143709789
Yeah, it's called www.level fishing.fuckyou

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hello?

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>>143709793
Dead weight on any team

>>143709910
>tfw I've done this

How jelly are you anon? Come on, be honest.

who is mute

>>143709824
l-lewd

Which ebin has the cutest feet

>>143710223
mute

>>143710223
mine

>>143710223
B'nhaka
0 contest

>>143709892
Girlcock is the most perfect thing in the world.
>tfw no eb to give me their girlcock 24/7

>>143710223
spider

>>143710223
Spider followed by Kaori.
There is a reason why Mado likes both of them.

>>143710139
shut up and bend over, you moonie slut.

>tfw no one to cum tribute my cat

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>>143710447
i hate this meme

downy cat are you there...

>>143710421
what's your race/subrace

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My vagina has pretty much clamped shut for the rest of my life thanks to this thread. Just great.

>>143710559
au ra

>>143709916
Okay I only need 4 levels for fisher to hit 60. I guess I will do that then.

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>>143710223

>tfw being forced by static leader to let awful members join because we can't find any members in general

do I abandon it

I want to do A6S but half of these people can't even get past hummel on A5S consistently and don't know A5S mechanics, except for two members which are really fucking good, which are the static leader and one other person

>>143710447
how the hell did you know

>>143710731
Good luck, friend.
And remember: scrips were a mistake!

>>143710820
Yes

>>143709892
>>143707837
>>143710421
tfw reading all these posts turns me on

cactpot soon


have you /pray'd to your statue today?

>>143710731
When you do, fishing for scrip is just using brute leeches and a stack of cordial. There's no time or weather restrictions so go crazy.

>>143711127
Why aren't you jerking it already?

>>143711287
why are you asking me this

kirito tia

Tfw people collar you so much you have a nice collection of trophies from your different masters.... :3

>>143707837
>tfw your EB gets off on being fucked nude in public
>while they try putting on a pure act

>>143711371
I worry about your health.
If you become sexually frustrated, you might just go outside and rape someone.

>>143710845
because it's my meme

>tfw getting corrupted by balmung and urge to try erp is increasing

How do I deal with this?

>>143711483
Hello could you stop posting these things? My EB is thinking it's me posting and is getting flustered just thinking about it.

>>143711565
Just try it.

>>143711565
You erp

>get Sephirot normal in trial roulette
>both of the PLD tanks could not hold aggro AT ALL
>the boss is tanked on the edge no matter how many times the MT was told to keep him in the fucking middle
>half of the party got hit by Sephy's giant cleave because of it
>when the adds spawned they just randomly attacked the DPS because the tanks were too inept to hold aggro on even one of them
>the one time we got to phase three half of the party got knocked off the edge by giant Sephirot's first attack and then we wiped because the party didn't DPS the storm down
>we end up abandoning after 6 wipes

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>143711238
Thank you!

>>143711613
Maybe your EB needs me to take care of that for them?

You can watch, of course.

what is the equivalence of skooma in this game

>>143711565
Just start erping. I don't understand why some people act like it's a big deal.

>>143710534
Hi

>>143711531
it's not over yet, moonieslutposter

i shall prove my purity

>>143711470
the dream...

>>143711751
http://en.ff14angler.com/fish/404
Don't forget to use this website. It shows the % rates on each bait and such.
brute leeches on illuminati perches are great though. You'll make a lot more blue scrips than you spend on bait

>>143711834
are you ready to surrender yourself to me.....

because fuck trying to get on to gilgamesh

>tfw planning a collaborated shitpost with other shitposters

>>143711770
Sure I'll watch your stupid ass getting rejected

>>143711983
Go away /feg/

how do i stop /gpose from making characters look at the camera

>>143712143
I face one direction then just move the camera during /gpose

>>143712143
>>143712210
Press space to toggle camera look

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post your full setup right meow!!!

>>143712263
Oh shit, thanks man. Can't believe I didn't know that.

>>143711838
Not him but eb me pls. You will show how pure you are via marriage.

>>143712296
>that big water bottle
Need something to quench your thirst?

>tfw Noriko lets you lick her feet
Thank you, mistress.

>>143712296
selzh post ur hands please

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>>143712296

>>143712110
Heh...I'm not /feg/, kid.

>>143711924
Its so nice... I want to collect as many collars as possible...

>>143711993
Or maybe you'll watch your EB's ass getting pounded.

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>>143712296
>water bottle
no wonder you haven't been mating lately

>>143712551
I'm EB'd I can't do it..

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>>143711960
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
:3c

>>143712578
>tfw I watched my EB get fucked by a futa c@girl with a cock twice the size of my pathetic micro dick while I masturbated off to the side begging them to stop

>>143712675
They don't have to know about it...

>>143712542
/feg/ are the biggest shitposters on the entire board. I seriously doubt you aren't them.

>tfw I just want to watch erp and jerk off instead of actually erping because it's too much effort

>>143712710
my bank account
is in orbit

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>>143712210
>>143712263
what am i doing with my life

>>143712675
I was ebed... Now I'm not so I can...

>>143712710
Not really, no. I am though so you should transfer to me

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>>143712918
fuckin' lewd

>>143712918
lewd

>>143712918
So after Ayase and Marsy you finally settled down with a boy, huh?

>>143712897
Do you want to watch a miqo'te erp...

>>143712897
Same, want to jerk off together, anon?

>>143712760
But I'm not... I'm just a small, independent shitposter. I don't have /feg/ backing or anything.

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will this game be great when ps3 support is dropped and addons are supported?

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guess who

>>143712990
You kissing faerieroe when

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>>143712918
delete this post

>>143712918
>dating shyvana
I am SO sorry

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>>143713185
Right now.

>>143712918
>tfw I missed out on Megu

>>143713263
This is so gay I'm going to throw up.
Cute though

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>>143712918

c-can someone please post cute elves kissing?
I need it for raiding purposes.

>>143713292
When it takes 2 days of ebins meeting eachother for them to start dating it's pretty easy to "miss out" on them

>>143713356
Why does it matter what the person is like? Nobody is going to take EB into the real world.

>>143712918
Loser

The following are posting among us, without trip and unfiltered.

The Scat Diap
The Fecal Carbine
The Tynne
The Gamemaster
The Slayer of the Manipulator

Stay safe while posting. Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.

>>143713465
because they dont keep it to themselves

>143713465
>mental gymnastics

Too easy. Gonna have to try harder if you want that (You)

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>>143713062
ayase and marsy were both boys

>>143712990
>>143713047
suffering

>>143713228
no

>>143713240
why u hating

>>143713356
to be fair, i'm not fat/greasy/hairy

>>143713507
you're not wrong

>>143713063
Yes

>>143713626
elk pls stop lewd

>>143713379
>dating
news to me

>>143713659
Even if they're a seeker of the sun...?

>>143712946
How do I know that?

>>143713626
take a moment and think about the grown man behind this screenshot, downloading and installing a low-poly nude mod for a game with no sexual content and meticulously posing his character to take a screenshot that he can share with random yahoos on a chinese message board

>>143713740
Yep

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>>143709757
get dicked gayboi

>Megu before Shyvana: Cool guy that could use a good friend
>Megu After Shyvana: Cancaer incarnate

Never should have saved bongistan from the Nazis in WW2.

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>>143713801
trust me

>>143713818
you can't blame someone for doing this, it's not like they raid
after getting kicked from their static :^)

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>>143713818
i've seen elk irl
i'd attach him to the ceiling fan by his willy and turn it on for sure dude

>>143713356
I miss Nephyron and Archana.

I like to think Arch was a huge lewd slut when they were together.

>>143713929
He's a huge slut now, always has been

>>143713875
don't post irohas

Remember when they said we would get SMN glamours?
>>143714040

oh shit never mind I see you guys are doing that again...

>>143714079
arch is really hot

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>>143714040
nigga why lmfao

>>143713873
i'm literally the same person but ok

>>143714040
Thread secured, good work Elk.

>>143713846
What if they have super cool face paint...

i want to fuck elk

Why is he doing this?

What triggered him this time?

Elk is asleep on Steam.

This isn't him, it's an imposter.

>>143714434
>steam on computer
>posting from phone

@_____@

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8 minutes


better start praying

>>143712918
I have never used the gpose function alone, let alone with friends

what am I doing with my life

>>143714091
why not

>>143713875
I can't

Elk post logs before you get banned thanks

why is this happening

How can I stop pretending to be a happy, upbeat person without appearing emo and losing all of my friends.

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>>143714883
why not

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>>143715310
if your friends aren't aware of your troubles/wont stick with you no matter what then they aren't your friends dude.

>>143715310
>make friends whilst using a fake personality
>wants to keep them

Hey guys, I have a question to White Mages raiding savage. My group just started, we just beat Hummelfaust today. I saw the parser after the fight and I got very depressed, as my dps was 0. I was solo healing the entire fight and honestly couldn't even find a moment to squeeze an Aero in. We are a casual group and we are quite bad. SCH did 850 dps and never left cleric stance. Is it normal that I can't find time to dps Hummelfaust while solo healing? I honestly feel like shit.

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Excalibur

>>143715310
Use neutral emotes.

>>143714995
Elk doesn't have any logs to post.

>>143715349
Because I don't know you

>>143715446
I don't want people to be aware of my troubles. My troubles are mine and no one else needs to know about them. It's just that I simply don't have the energy left to keep up this charade.
Maybe they aren't my friends but they're the closest thing I have.
>>143715590
Well, I had none before.

>>143715740
If you seriously think you're good enough of an actor to fool everyone around you then idk man.

>>143714657
>that photoshop

really bad

>>143715740
just talk less and less after a few weeks they get used to it

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>playing on a supposedly "dead" server
>the gold saucer is this packed for tonight's drawing

I'd forgotten what it felt like to have my framerate drop from having so many people all in one area.

>>143715953
wanna fuck

>>143715953
>Windowed

Ruined it

>>143715597
I'd say it's not really your responsibility to DPS if you're solo healing unless it's token damage like at a pull or during a safe transition. It's the party's responsibility to make room for you to do so.

>elk will never be your big dick gf
I'm not even elk posting, that's my only wish.

>>143715731
that's why we should get to know each other

>>143715597
If you can't find the time to DPS then don't beat yourself up about it. I'd also say you need to learn the fight too, to find out when it's safe to DPS.

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xth for sneering

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ok>>143716002

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>>143715953
you better not have saved that dodgy ash cat pic you took wh ilst i was changing gear

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who's ready for a laugh?

>>143715597
The other posters are right. It's about getting used to the fight and being comfortable with what your tank is doing.
I regularly solo heal Hummel as our PLD solo tanks, and our SCH usually does 1k+ while I'll do around 400-ish. It's about when you can find the time to do so, while making sure the tank doesn't drop to cleaves.

>>143715953
Who have you erped with?

>>143716240
>>143715953
POST IT. I want this ashcat pic immediately.

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>>143716240
this one?

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Post healers?

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>>143716451
i'm lucky i was in that cpose desu
better luck next time gay boy

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>>143716473
Here you go.

>>143716563
breddy cute

>>143716040
>>143716136
>>143716328
Alright, thank you. I just don't want to get accused of not contributing dps.

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>>143705349
Because I think that becoming skilled at games I play feels pretty good, and raiding is generally the platform to test that improvement.
Also, sick glam. Why else does anyone raid.

>>143715597
Depends entirely on the group you are playing with. If you can work with your tanks and SCH then try to, otherwise don't beat yourself up over it. Also don't be afraid to command the SCH to assist you if necessary. Nobody cares if they miss out on a couple of broils if it means lifting the burden on you until you are more comfortable with the fight. Also SCH dps doesn't mean shit if it makes you all more likely to wipe from too much pressure on one healer.

>shrek will never ambush you while you are out gathering and force feed you her massive cock until you are her broken cum slave
what did i do to deserve this?

>>143716628
Remember you can also queue cleric toggles to save a little bit of time.

>>143716473
Normally I hate lalas but yours just makes me want to grab him and carry him on my shoulders then throw it at our enemies like a little ball of death and then go eat some reese's puffs and watch cartoons together

>143716782
this one is bait

>>143716736
No no, I didn't let the tanks drop. I ended the fight with pretty much 0 mp, but they did not die. I just feel like crap because I honestly couldn't find a moment to even throw an Aero in; tried as Hummel lands, tried in between cleaves (these stacks??) but I just wasn't comfortable enough. One cleave brought the tank to half hp. The MT is war. So is OT.

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rare moni panties

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>>143716563
C
U
T
E

>>143716848
i wish i was shrek bait tie me down and sound the ogre call daddy.

>Shrek hour

I A M F U L L Y I N

>>143716563
Cute !!

Youtube & Selfie

Let's see em, what the fuck you uglies do in game

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>>143716473
Can't quite say what it is, but your Lala is pretty cute.

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>>143716082
Then come to Gilgamesh

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>>143717158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8bXYXTb-o

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>>143717158
im gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmIVyQast0

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>>143716539
Yes but you can still get away with potentially making some really cute ashc@ retainer stuff.

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>guy and girl join FC, they are friends
>mfw the girl starts hanging around one of the more talkative leader types
>mfw she's with him pretty much all day now
>mfw slowly witnessing this guy get cucked

I'm going to lick downy cats butthole til she's trembling in bliss.

>>143717385
Happens all the time bruh.

>>143716864
Considering your SCH gave you absolutely no help other than the fairy, it's fine. It's just Hummelfaust, who cares. You haven't been clearing it for months like a lot of people so they have had time to min/max the shit out of it. Just aim to DPS when you can on the fight that comes after

>want to lewd endlessly
>don't want to disappoint my EB
this sucks

>>143717385
50 beans says shes on to some other chad in a couple weeks

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>gay eb wants to do cam session
>say "fine whatever"
>it's the hottest boy i saw in my life
>says i am cute and that he would love to stuff my butt

i never felt this akward in my whole life, i am not homosexual, i don't know what i should do

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>>143716473

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>>143717274
no gosh dangit

>>143717385
>caring about what other people do
>caring about friendships and relationships you aren't a part of

Honestly anon it's easier to just not pay attention or really give a shit. Let people do what they're going to and leave it at that.

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>>143717373
OHHHHHHHH DEAR
what have i gotten myself into

>>143717645
anyone wanna cam xo

>>143717645
>i am not homosexual
breh...

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>>143717740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zWcVCpctm0

>>143717596
Just give in. Lewding is fun.

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>>143716473

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v

>>143717596
is it an eb or your boyfriend what the fuck

>>143717791
Hey look guys it's me bruce and my new b-boyfriend and we're dressed up all lewd
Here's another screenshot of us cuddling in game >////////<
Just fooling around guys we're not dating HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>143717645
>not homosexual
>keeps track of the hotness of boys over a lifetime
anon

>>143717791
What kind of outfit you want on the retainer? Im serious.

>>143717830
post /pose you slut

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>>143717158
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OqwKfgLaeA

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>>143717830
Stop it!!!

>>143717645
Post picture

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>>143718053
Leave me alone

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>>143717645
>i am not homosexual
Okay buddy. Get the fuck out of the closet.

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>>143716831
>>143717159
You're killing me with your kindness anons

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>>143717158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZrG1wKOy1I

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>>143716909
DELETE THIS

>>143718240
do you lewd
asking for a friend

>>143718110
no! be my gf!

>>143717979
There's nothing gay about that.
Have you never seen a cute guy irl and thought to yourself "wow, he would look really cute if he had a bit longer hair".
Plus, it's not gay to experiment.

>>143718175
I think it's mostly you've got a good shtick. You're not horribly annoying. Which is already A+ good job little dood.

>>143718102
Ok, sorry

>>143705803
how many nudes did that cost?

>>143718429
>be straight
>give handsome dudes genuine compliments occasionally
>their eyes shift and can't contain their smile when they thank me
>tfw not even handsome
>just confident

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>>143718015
she's yours to do with as you please
whatever you see fit

>>143718254
there is no escape

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>>143718931
>just confident
that's like all you need to be successful

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butt

>>143718654
you're going to kill me

can't we try something else...

>>143718969
I think ill just do the yukata since you seem fond of it and its not in use by the others.

>>143718969
>>143719114
ugly

>>143719098
No, to be successful you also need to be tall and handsome.