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/ink/ - Splatoon General 2016-05-28 04:08:20 Post No. 143621942
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>News
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3CPiSOBRs
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- two new splatoon dioramas coming in july for japan!
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i don't even remember what I did before /ink/
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>>143622093
i spent most of my time in /ck/ and /mhg/
then ink suck me in
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Fuck you
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>>143621942
Is Sploosh woomy going to lewd the L3 spaghetti?
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>>143622182
It's the one year anniversary. Show some respect.
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>>143622148
-rainylove you
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>>143622272
I need art of this
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>>143622272
they're gonna make a mess
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Here's to another year Squids! Who knows what will come along the way. More updates? A new game? A new console? Fade away into memory? No matter what happens I'm glad to have ridden this ride with you all.
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It's been a great year, you're the best /ink/
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>>143622532
Despite you.
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>>143622532
depart
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>>143622521
Been a privilege splatting it up with you guys
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>tune in to scarth's shitty stream
>he always mashed Y like an autist before the game started
>he always gave his clips hilarious titles like "RAGTAG /INK/ SQUAD PILEDRIVES PROFESSIONAL CLAN"
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>>143622093
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>>143622857
he also did this thing when he swam back to mid on a mod, he'd let go of ZL on some jumps thinking that by doing that he was actually swimming faster by saving some animation frames. LOL
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Reminder
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Goodnight /ink/, you're the best.
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>>143623328
is that a screencap of tia's circlejerk chat?
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>>143623328
Good, they can keep it alive while I'm asleep. Most considerate.
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>>143623369
Sleep well friend
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way better op fucking octobitchassfuck
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do inklings listen to gold panda? I love gold panda!
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>>143622182
this is why you shits are never in the artwork
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>>143623328
Hopefully they raid us with squads. it's dead in here
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>>143623927
Oh no, anything but that!
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What's the verdict /ink/?
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>>143624039
bin the shoes then we can talk
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>>143624039
Not spicy enough, not gay enough
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>>143622857
>he always gave his clips hilarious titles like "RAGTAG /INK/ SQUAD PILEDRIVES PROFESSIONAL CLAN"
This used to actually be relevant back when /ink/ actually has squadsoutside of Discordon a regular basis.
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>>143622302
Fuck off fag
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>>143625416
>those /ink/ vs /ink/ squads matches
>we will never relive that ever again
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>>143625785
we had an /ink/ vs /ink/ a few days back, it was real intense
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>>143623482
obviously! i created it for the sole purpose of having screenshots taken of all muh sekrit plans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateYtrN-zxo
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>>143626674
But what does it mean?
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>>143626939
concert?
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>>143626674
Is this related to tower control or the game at all? maybe new music?
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>>143626674
The description isn't very helpful
>What on earth could Tower Records be planning?
>Stay tuned for June 24th!
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>>143626674
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_Records
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I thought the anniversary was on the 29th. I'm guessing JAPAN TIME right?
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>>143627932
Came out in Japan on the 28th.
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does may 28th have any special meaning in the splatoon universe?
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>>143628120
Not that I know of.
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do you think splatoon has any merit as a competitive title?
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>>143628768
Not really. Poorly balanced and gyro controls are plain bad.Maybe with the NX's VR attachment though.
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>>143628768
none whatsoever
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>>143629046
why would you use gyro controls
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>>143628768
A traditional competitive game?
No, there is no merit for it, that's why nintendo's tournaments have been weird in how they are run.
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>>143629046
>gyro controls are plain bad
shitter detected
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>>143629106
Because your choice is either doing that or not being able to aim precisely in the area immediately in front of you.
Frankly anything but a lightgun for aiming + analog for camera or kbm is just unsuited to a shooter.
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>>143629046
>gyro controls are plain bad
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>>143629201
...wait, do you guys actually use gyro controls?
i always thought it was just like a joke
im pretty new to be fair
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>>143629046
OOT3D proved to everyone that gyro controls can be good and better than analog sticks, though then again the latter was already the worst way to do so.
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Gyros are cheating and are banned from tournaments
With rampant gear hacking only identical gear would be provided to the teams
Dynamos and aerosprays are also banned, e-liters are allowed because those autists screamed the loudest
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>>143629650
There's tournaments?
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>>143629306
Nigh everyone uses motion controls.
They make this game.
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>>143630019
oh yeah?
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>>143629650
>Aerosprays are banned
What and why? The Aerosprays are garbage.
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>>143629650
Anon please stop
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>>143629112
figures an octofag would think that
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>>143629327
Its gyro controls are even worse than splatoon's though. Far worse even.Y-you'd tell me if you were baiting me, wouldn't you?
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Marie's Marvelous Mammaries
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I NEED THIS SHIRT
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736437498029608961
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>>143629650
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>>143631037
Sure, if you want people to think you're a fag.
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>>143631037
lame. I want a tako tee.
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>>143631304
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>>143621942
Looks like the inlking on the right broke her foot.
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>>143631527
no bones
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>>143631623
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>>143631130
How/why would they know where it's from? I have this one, pretty comfy.
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>>143631773
Not because of the source material, but because you're wearing a baby blue tee with a pink propaganda on the front.
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>>143631773
>In'
>squib
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>>143631304
>>143631623
cute boobs
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>143622857
>>143625416
Glad to trigger you my mans
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>>143631037
>>143631773
Where can we purchase these? Im aware a proxy is required.
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>>143632989
Goodnight my squigga
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>>143631304
>>143631623
I want to cum on them
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>>143633537
Well? Do you have squads on /ink/outside of Discordon a regular basis anymore,Scarth?
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>>143634881
>scarth
>ever doing anything with /ink/
LOL
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>>143634881
I havent played much recently but no not really. I usually play with the same group of friends and people in the thread dont seem to play the game anymore
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>>143633793
EDITMODE aka King of Games sell those. They're usually Japanese only, but occasionally they do a reprint that is sold to overseas customers. Google their English homepages for more information.
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>>143635003
>>143634964
>>143634881
We've all gone our separate ways. You will never relive /ink/ in its glory days ever again ;_;
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>>143635365
hopefully this weekend we can make lobbies and squads all day.
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>>143635365
Itll happen to every general before it dies. Hope we can have fun with lobbies this weekend
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>>143631359
>>143631626
INTENSIFY THESE!
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>>143631527
the shoe is hanging on her toes
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How do I bamboozle desu?
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>>143635365
If you want to see old /ink/ again then go to the discord
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>>143636491
Yeah, I tried that once and everyone was craving tia's dick. No fucking thanks
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How fresh am I?I'm not sure what stats to aim for though. I just like the look. I wanna snipe with it on but meh.
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>>143636660
Cookie cutter standard.
Replace the glasses with goggles if you have a charger set with bombs.
Roll damage up on those shoes since it's a neutral influence.
Replace shoes with punk whites, punk cherries, mawcasin, shark moccasians.
That's probably as best it's going to get if you want to keep your freshness. You could just edit your get if you want too.
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>>143636617
>you will never suck tia's girlcock
why live?
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>>143637271
>Replace glasses with Goggles
What would you roll on them? Im good for using any charger, I like the e-litter most, but the Bamboozler and Squiffer arent that bad.
>Roll damage up on the shoes
>Replace the shoes
You mean Roll Damage on the top? I'll go for that.
I have Mawcasins with 3 Ink Recovery sub already for one of my charger sets. Would that be good, or should I use different shoes and put str on them?
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>>143636301
You don't
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Volume 2 boys and girls
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
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>whining about /ink/ glory days on the anniversary.
>meanwhile /owg/ is living it's glory days right now.
true suffering.
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>>143638287
What is this?
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>>143638287
Good shit.
Please let one of them have a beakon/inkzooka kit.
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>>143638287
>Bronze Aerosray
>New N-Zap
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>>143638287
>new H3
Not even a new set can save this thing
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>>143638287
>New Heavy
YES YES
FUCK ALL YOU DOUBTERS, I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THE REST ARE PROBABLY GARBAGE
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>>143638287
FINALLY! NEW WEAPONS!
> New Aerospray
Oh fuck off.
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>>143643061
I was hoping for a Hydra.
What would a new Heavy have? Beakons? Suctions and Wail?
New Range Blaster is a surprise, the Custom is already perfect.
New Sploosh is exciting. A throwable bomb sub would work so well on it.
New H-3 will probably have Kraken.
Good to see that the charger has a scope.
New N-Zap might have Splash Wall, would be cool.
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>>143644981
I could see the heavy having any kind of bomb really
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>>143638287
>No E-Liter
it's fucking garbage
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>>143644670
What's with people having hard times with Aerosprays lately? Is it just nostalgic memeing for the Anniversary?
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>>143644981
look at all of these hot fucking opinions
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Hosting squads!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>143644981
Leave the hydra in the trash where it belongs.
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>>143644981
>nzap with walls
That would be too fucking good
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>>143643061
>I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT IT IS PROBABLY GARBAGE
ftfy
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>>143646238
nice meme
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>>143638287
No new Rapid Blaster... I'm sad now.
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>>143646531
I am actually hosting squads, please come join.
3/4 for squads
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>>143631037
Added more shirts and stuff too ,eh?
Lots of announcements with the anniversary.
From the bundles...
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>>143645873
>Is it just nostalgic memeing for the Anniversary?
Yep.
I love Aerospray.
Now watch the devs troll me and give it Point Sensors and Killer Wail.
I'm still waiting for my maximum bully Disruptor/Kraken weapon.
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>>143646870
>Sorry is Impressive
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>>143647081
and also a new Squid sister album
>Squid Sisters Live Album
>Remember the two live performances by the Squid Sisters, at the Game Party Japan in January, and at the NicoNico Choukagi event in April? Did you like them? If yes, you’re in luck: Nintendo announced that a Squid Sisters Live Album called “Splatoon Live in Makuhari – Squid Sister Live” would be released on July 13th in Japan, and would cost 2 700 Yen.
>This album will include the full recording of both live perfomances by the Squid Sisters (including their talking to fans), at the Game Party Japan and at the NicoNico Choukagi event. The album will also include the original recording of the two original tracks which debuted during the second live performance:
>Tokimeki Bomb Rush (Callie)
>Sumisoae no Yoru (Marie)
>The album also includes the demo version of High-Color Sinker / City of Color, from the Splatune CD (original soundtrack). It will also come with a booklet, label, and jacket designed by the development team, featuring exclusive artworks drawn by Seita Inoue.
>Here’s the illustration used for the Splatoon Live in Makuhari – Squid Sister Live live album:
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>>143647224
A new Famitsu article about the anniversary
>But that’s not all! Famitsu also announced that in the next issue (which happens to be a special issue celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the magazine), there will be a special article about the 1st Anniversary of Splatoon, with details about the live album, an in-depth look at the Sheldon’s Pick Vol .1, and even a special artwork of the Squid Sisters.
>Here’s the preview from Famitsu magazine:
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>>143647224
>Sumisoae no Yoru
Night of the what now?
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>>143647343
and also some Splatoon related will happen at Tower Records
>Earlier today, Tower Records uploaded a rather intiguing commercial… it looks like something will happen there on June 24th. Is it related to the Splatoon Live in Makuhari -Squid Sisters Live- album, coming out in July?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateYtrN-zxo
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>>143647224
>2 700 Yen.
2500 Yen
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>>143647506
I think they included tax in that 2700
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>>143646870
dynamo is balanced and has a high skill ceiling
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>>143647820
Okay.
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>>143631037
would not mind getting one of those caps
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>wake up
>remember oh shit last splatfest was 3 weeks ago
>oh fuck remember its one of the days for anniversary
>figure its ganna be Callie vs Marie in one final showdown before splatfests start repeating themselves starting with cats v dogs
>log in to Splatoon
>nuffin
welp...
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>>143649658
It's announcement time. Also, save CallieMarie for end of life.
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>>143631304
For some reason Firefox automatically blocks the archive's images, does anyone know what I can do to fix it?
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>>143643061
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Well for the past week or so I have been playing with Octobrush Nouveau with damage up feet/hat and ninja squid chest and I have been having a fucking good time with this
>2 shots
>ninja squid allows me to get right up to people
>inks turf well
>splat bomb good for escaping or flushing a faggot out of hiding
>inkzooka charges fast enough with a few charge subs
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>>143646818
me too... I hope the new range blaster has echolocator. would that be too op on a blaster?
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>>143649826
And it'll be Callie's side saying Marie is the best and vice versa.
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>>143650978
Next Splatfest announcement. Marie Vs Callie
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>>143645107
Sprinkler/Wall Rush?
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>>143651272
>>143651406
good job.
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>>143643061
>new n-zap
>new scoped charger
I have everything I could possibly need.
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>>143638287
>>143643061
I wonder which blanks will be filled in this time.
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>>143651917
I want more beakon weapons
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>>143652112
inb4 another Beakon/Kraken weapon.
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>>143651917
I want a zap gun with bubble
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>>143652232
noooo!
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>>143652314
I'm surprised there aren't any Rollers with Bubbler. They were too busy giving them all Killer Wail.
Imagine Tempered Dynamo with Seekers and Bubbler
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>>143652547
that would be op you fucking retard
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>>143652665
Exactly.
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I want a Seeker/Kraken combo so I can lay one down swim behind it then pop Kraken at close range.
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>>143652983
That'd be super bullshit
Might make the H-3 worth using
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>>143651917
>only special not combined with Splat Bombs is Killer Wail
I think I've had enough of Splat Bomb weapons.
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Goodnight Marie, i hope you'll use my face as a cushion some day.
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>>143653330
hope harder
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HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY SQUIDS!
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Jap lag.
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>>143655402
just git gud man, latency literally isn't a thing
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That rotation, oh my fuck.
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>>143655402
Maybe 5th time's the charm.
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get rekt squelcherfags
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congrats, you're finally old enough to post here
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>>143655979
so cute!
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>>143656315
>>143656442
>>143656587
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28939287
Very cool!!
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>>143656746
That's the final product of that Marie gun gif.
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>>143656315
>>143656442
>>143656587
>>143656717
here, let me help
full size here
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57102943
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>>143655979
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT FILTHY WOOMY SPLAT THE CUTEST FLYING OCTOPUS EVER
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>>143655979
that came out wrong.
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So I heard there would be a lobby here celebrating Splatoon's anniversary?
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>>143657306
>>143657424
no wait i messed up bad
hold on
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>>143657184
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>>143657674
aaaand there we go
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>>143657846
who?
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>>143657819
why didn't you just stitch them together...
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happy 1st anniversary, splatoon! we've come so far!
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>>143657846
same i come here for the pedroblog
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>>143658016
the full image is stitched!
it's just that 4chan has a resolution limit, not just a size limit, y'know. 5000x5000.
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>>143638287
>I was right all along
Sucks that that's the H-nozzlenose and not another regular.
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wake me up when that private is happening since sorry's is full
>>143658467
neato
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>>143655402
shut up japan is just better okay
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>>143655402
So this is what it looks like on the Japanese side of things.
I no longer feel as salty when I'm shot from behind a wall.by an E-Liter.
On the other hand, when I feel like I'm dodging all their shots I might just be benefitting from lag myself.
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It doesn't matter what rank you are, you are all S+ in my heart!
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>>143659385
nice meme
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>Cherries on the side of Nozzlenose
Cherry Bomb Nozzlenose is my guess. Probably something with Bomb Rush.
>N-Zap is Famicom colored
N-Zap Famicom?
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I love you /ink/! Here's to another great year!
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>>143659724
what the hell is on the side of the splatterscope's tank, is that grass or something?
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>>143659868
/ink/ forever!
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>>143659908
kush
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>>143659908
Splatterscope 420
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>>143659908
Yep. Camoflague Splatterscope?
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>>143660389
kinda hard to camo something when the rest of it is brightly colored plastic but i guess that could be it
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rainy come back!
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>>143659908
It looks like a wine bottle with grass on top.
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rainy you fuck get back to the discord
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bolo for mexican with parrot
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tfw nobody would care if I left
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>>143661243
I care
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>>143661243
>>143660992
>>143660919
>>143660569
Discord, your STDs are leaking.
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>>143658079
might as well do this too! it's the least i can do.
thank you sameanko for such a detailed piece!
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to celebrate such a special occasion, seto actually draws the regular inklings for once
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>>143661709
noice.
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>>143661709
I didn't know Seto Kaiba drew.
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>>143661339
nah it's just blog hour
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>>143661709
>girl legs are slender and sleek
>boy legs are rugged and big
remove this cis art
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time for some more anniversary art
>>143661825
yeah, huge squid sisters fan
pretty sure he's a calliefag but he draws them both
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>tfw reading an Overwatch thread and hearing how most people prefer to play with voice chat off.
>tfw thinking back to exactly last year when this game got slammed hard for not giving players voice chat.
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>>143662502
I only wanted voice chat so that groups like goroncity could make griefing videos.
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standard blaster is the best support weapon
>shoot some blasts at faggots harassing your buds
>toss point sensor to help out the guys
>spread the bubbles around friends and family
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>>143662980
That's Custom, you lying squid of shit.
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I haven't played this game since September, what did I miss?
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>>143663836
everything, where have you been?
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>>143664030
I gave up on the game after reaching S+ 99
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suggestions? i want two run speed mains and one saver main.
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>>143664095
Well there's still no higher rank/level to attain so you haven't missed anything, diamond
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>>143664213
Neat, general appears to be dead player wise rip
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>>143664095
get your reading glasses on grandpa
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Version_history
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>>143664316
Couldn't remember when it came out so I had to guess, my mistake
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>>143664160
Needs Swim Speed Up. Not the biggest fan of the Hero Headset Replica but hard to argue against that roll. Do you really need the Ink Saver (Main) main? Will admit I use mostly the Custom DS but never felt like it needed any Ink Savers.
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>>143664095
I've been trying to do that for months...
>>143664692
I like being able to paint for a long time. And the hero headset is the only piece of run speed gear that doesn't look like straight ass. At least the shirt and boots look good, right?
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>>143664649
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>>143664903I'm actually a octarian
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>>143664898
Yeah the shirt and boots are fresh.
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I've just used Point Sensors for the first time in ages and loved it.
Is it just me or has it become pretty damn good after the Cold Blooded nerfs?
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>>143664898
>I've been trying to do that for months...
Gotta get up there early before everyone figures out which way is up then stop playing once all the better players finally get there.
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>Cone vs Cup
I guess Callie can't help but be on the better team
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>>143665207
Didn't they nerf the time point sensors/echo are active anyway? So by comparison nerfing both would make it the same as before.
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Did anyone finally figure out who agent 1 and 2 are? It seems kind of pointless to make them and not actually show their faces.
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>he does it for free
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>>143665482
Only the echo special was nerfed in 2.7.0. Point sensors still last 8 seconds. It's now 4 seconds against Cold Blooded compared to the previous 2 seconds though.
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>>143665828
>1 year after release
>not just editing your gear
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>>143665828
Spyke skills out in full force
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>>143665828
>those mains with the Octobrush
Even a B+ shitter should know better
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>>143666071
Is that bad? I'm S+ and I've experimented with that set and it works nicely.
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>>143666062
*shills
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>>143666036
winners don't cheat
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>>143666684
I hope you haven't savescummed, then.
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>>143666731
you're right, i haven't
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>>143666731
>soft resetting is cheating
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>>143666854
It is when you're directly going against the game's rules.
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>>143666904
What rules?
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>>143667006
The rules of saving before every roll and actually losing money for them.
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>>143666684
Yes they do.
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>>143666854
>exploiting the game mechanics in an unintended way to get what you want isn't cheating
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>>143667074
How does that translate to that backing up a save is cheating?
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>>143667170
>b-but muh the console can do it non-argument
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>>143667237
Because it's unintended and directly goes against how the game is meant to be played. If we were supposed to be able to just scum rolls forever, they wouldn't cost anything to begin with.
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>>143667387
This, rolling is supposed to cost money with each roll
Dunno how you can make it not cost money with each roll and think it's not cheating
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>Want to draw something cute for Splatoon's 1st birthday
>Nothing is coming out right
;_;
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The devs should've saved the state before the roll.
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>>143667569
That wouldn't have changed anything.
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well, that's all the art for now!
geez, that was a lot!
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>>143667387
>>143667521
The game saves every time you do something. It's foolish to think there's a higher meaning to it for rolls. And you know what those people are still playing the game anyway.
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>>143667569
Gear, inkling and weapons should be saved to the game itself not your account. That way people can't reset gear and hack inkling/weapon speed, damage, fire rate ect too. Well not easily at least
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>>143667772
If you were meant to negate Spyke taking money for rolls, they wouldn't have cost anything in the first place. It's obviously an unintended exploit.
> And you know what those people are still playing the game anyway.
No they're not, they're sitting in the plaza pressing A a bunch while I'm actually playing the game with my perfect gear. :^)
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>>143667729
Thanks, anon. I love it!
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>>143667772
What?
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>>143668025
Are you saying I'm not allowed to make backups of my game if the console goes bad? And If it was so unintended why didn't they address it with a patch? :^)
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I suck with chargers. I just can't manage to git gud.
I'm decent with splatlings, but can't into chargers.
Any tips? Help a squid out.
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>>143668396
Gyro
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>>143668302
>Are you saying I'm not allowed to make backups of my game if the console goes bad?
You're not, since saves are locked to the console itself.
>And If it was so unintended why didn't they address it with a patch?
It's not something that can be patched, retard.
And I'm only using the Nintendo-given web browser to access the exploit to hack my gear. It's all legit. ;)
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>>143668302
>And If it was so unintended why didn't they address it with a patch?
At this point in the game it gives a unfixable advantage to all of those who exploited it before the patch.
Thye've most likely accepted the fate and made the necessary notes to address it in Spla2n.
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>>143668602
Oh we were on the same page all along all along
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>>143668591
Already using Gyro, for all weapons. What chargers are better to git gud?
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>>143668396
Shoot and scoot. I mainly spend my time supporting my teammates cause my shits don't hit all the time.
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>>143668302
Ah yes, because that's definitely why you're making backups of your game.
Savescumming isn't terrible, I guess, considering you're just beating the RNG for minuscule improvements in stats, but claiming it isn't cheating is just absolutely retarded.
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>be me
>splatoon anniversary tomorrow
>can't think of anything to draw in anticipation
>suicidecontemplation.jpg
can somebody give me an idea?
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>>143669497
woomy with birthday cake
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>>143669497tentacle porn
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>>143668302
>And If it was so unintended why didn't they address it with a patch?
are you really implying that savescumming is an intended feature?
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>>143669497
Sex with Marie
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>>143669497
Japs with fedoras, ninja squid and moto boots using aerospray
Back to splatoons roots and /ink/s first hate
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>>143669665
This
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>>143669497
Something like this.
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>>143669497
Self harm woomy contemplating how the hell she wasted way a while year playing a children's game
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>>143638287
Where's my Sloshing Machine with Sprinkler + Killer Wail
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>>143671002
Right here
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How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?
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>>143669801
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>>143661484
Samenko did the best one. I don't think there's any topping this
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>>143669801
>You will never hear the satisfying splat as another treacherous Octoscum falls from your well-placed roller slam
We need more pictures of Inklings killing Octolings
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>>143671217
It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
tumbling down
tumbling down
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>>143671217
Because you've not embraced cancer weapons yet young woomy.
Stay pure it doesn't matter if you're C rank.
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>>143671296Please don't abuse your friends
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Does damage up affect sprinklers
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>>143671296
You could just play the Boy Amiibo.
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>>143669497
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>>143671541
The woomy in that picture uses a Gold Dynamo
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>>143671589
Yes
Max Damage sprinkler is secret meta.
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does damage up let you pop the rm shield faster?
>>143671589
yes
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>>143671541
She was never pure sadly
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>it's been a year and you haven't gotten to S+99
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>>143671868
Yes
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>>143671987
If it means anything, S-ranks are not a year old yet
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octolings confuse me too much because of this board
on one hand they are cute, and they may be more misunderstood than some people think
then again octofags are incredibly annoying, since the first few months after release they were so irritating with their "octolings when octolings when octolings when" shit
i could tolerate that, but them always posting the same shit over and over again and them talking shit about other characters and one messing up our OPs and them always preaching their "friend" bullshit and them avatarfagging with the same pictures
that's gotten to be too much to handle
octolings are very cute, but me associating them with octofags ruins them for me and i don't know if i can look past that anyway
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Is Jumping the Meta again because hopping seems to have increased exponentially
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>>143671987
iktfb. I only made it to S+ like a week ago.
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>>143672204
Japs always hop with every weapon if you get anywhere near them.
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>>143671987
iktf
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>>143672323
Hello pre-August
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>>143672194
Octoposters used that picture before, stop posting the same images octofag
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>>143672194
psst.
there's bronies who love splatoon and make squid ponies.
guess you should stop liking Splatoon, right?
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goodnight annie
i love you
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>>143671987
Just getting S+ once was enough for me. That was back when it was first introduced so I missed the meta of every retard being carried to S because squads.
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>>143672569No puss puss even in your dreams
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>>143672569
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>New Heavy Splatling
Thank you, that's all I ever wanted.
Just make sure it has a decent secondary
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>>143671557
This comic.
Yuta's agent 3 doesn't give any shits
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>>143672470
they're not on the same board as me, though. i don't associate splatoon with bronies. when basically everyone posting about octolings only talks about "friendship" i can't help it. i never see any sweet octofags who talks about the kind of things they'd like to do with octolings, or ones who upload the new art, or ones who can agree to disagree. i only see annoying and mean ones.
>>143672453
sorry; i stopped saving octoling pictures quite a long time ago, most likely due to my unconscious spite on them.
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>>143672969
>sweet octofags who talks about the kind of things they'd like to do with octolings
disgusting.
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>>143672941
All I ever wanted was another N-Zap.
The new Splatterscope is just icing on the cake.
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>>143672941
Sprinkler Bubble
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>>143673113
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>>143672941
>charger has bento grass camo
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>>143672941
So what load outs will they have? What do you want from them?
Roller is confirmed with splash wall and inkzooka
I want the nozzlenose-h to have disruptions, that's the only sub that can save it from being such a bad weapon.
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>>143672941
Sprinkler wail/echo
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>>143673568
H-3 Nozzle needs Kraken or Bubble to be useful in higher ranks.
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>>143673568
I hope the Heavy or the N-Zap get beakon/inkzooka
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>>143673568
>>143673650
Disruptor/Kraken: the bullies weapon.
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>>143673568
I'd love beakons/bomb rush on the nzap
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I want H-3 with Burst Bomb/Kraken, like the Nozzle-D has.
It's possible to stack damage to reach 99.8 with only 2 hits. Combined with 1 light burst bomb tap everything dies even if a shot missed.
>>
Anyone want to squad?NNID:faqatron
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>>143673568
N'Zap will have burst bombs and bubble
Splatling will have seekers and inkzooka
Aero will have disruptors and kraken
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>>143674223
With that much damage it would only take 1 hit and a burst bomb to kill.
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>>143674395
>tfw new Aero charges kraken before you even reach the middle of mall or camp
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>>143674514
Instantly the new meta. Can only be stopped by people spamming their own kraken or lots of walls.
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>>143674395
>Splatling will have seekers and inkzooka
I'm okay with this
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>>143674395
Aerospray = yet another shit weapon with a dream kit
N'Zap = RIP SSJr
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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>>143650978
>>143651034
This makes no fucking sense
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>>143676379
I want this guy this anon's wish to finally cum true.
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where's rainy?
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There is no kit that could ever save the Nozzlenose.
Shit weapon. Waste of a slot. Bravo Nintendo.
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>>143674395
t. A fellow time traveler?
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>>143676379
A month and some change and you can unleash the kraken all over it.
Have you been drinking lots of water and eating celery for larger, whiter, creamier loads?
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>>143674368
Are you still up for squadding? I sent a request.
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>>143676991
Callie Amiibo =/= Callie
You fucking retard
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>>143676992
It'd be just me though, if you don't mind a two squad
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>>143676991
i'm not interested in cumming on an amiibo.
that would only, hypothetically, give a hollow sense of accomplishment.
there would be no love, no feeling, no connection. not even any cuddling. it would be pointless.
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I see you guys still can't help yourselves by posting art on /vg/.
Oh well.
Sorry /ink/, this had to happen.
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>>143677267
Based babt on our anniversary
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>>143677267
all the other generals do that, it also prevents the thread from dying.
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>143677267
Oh no
Not another minor inconvenience
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(You)
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>>143677224
She's waiting for you in heaven. Remember to go to church!
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we are still afew hours away from the real anniversary, hope no shitters expose themselves for not knowing a thing about splatoon
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kill (you)rself babt
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Just kidding guys I'm not babt, I just wanted to scare you. Happy anniversary!
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>>143677267
What are you going to do, autist?
Flood /vg/ again at work?
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>>143678204
Just a prank bro
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>>143676679
Nice.
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Just for interests sake I checked out /fnaf/. Nobody plays that game or even discusses it because that game has been sucked dry, and physically can't be played with others. The whole general is ONLY art and stories and waifuing. Waifuing over machines.
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>>143676679
What would Octolings eat? Obviously they wouldn't have access to real food.
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>>143677224
But callie and/or squid girls will never exist so your entire pursuit is pointless. Even if you went to a Vegas Bunny Ranch and asked someone nicely to put on a tentacle hat it still wont be whatever you want.
The Amiibo is the best thing you will get outside of a custom silicone doll with your smartphone playing random Splatoon soundbites throughout the day to give yourself the illusion she exists.
But, since she does not exist then your posts should not exist as well.
I dunno man, you backed yourself into a corner with your argument
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>>143678431
but don't they have more games than splatoon does?
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>>143678610
Cum
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>>143678657
Hot
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>>143678625
I don't know why you're making an argument.
Let the guy keep his fluffy fantasies.
Of course she'll never be real; do you not know the point of a waifu?
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>>143678610
synthetic food, nutrient pastes ect.
I imagine Soylent Green happens alot
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>>143678625
it's not a pursuit, it's a dream. people can have fantasies they can never hope to accomplish.
wait a minute, you already talked about this once a while ago, vegas bunny ranch and everything. i don't think you'll ever understand, in that case.
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>>143678626
That makes them even worse then.
That many games and no discussion? The autismo harassing us should deal with them first before crusading us
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>>143678657
No way, that stuffs fucking valuable because male Octolings are so rare. Doesn't help that the males drop dead after sex either.
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>>143678431
Should have seen those Harvest Moon generals.
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>>143678610
gravel
steroids
cock
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>>143678610
inklings
>the time machine
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>>143678431
but we waifu over anthromorphic mutant squid women from the future so...
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>>143679426
>the time machine
Good taste
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>>143679426
Might explain what all those screams heard in the depths of the Octarian domes are.
>>143679591
Agreed
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>>143679449
Are you saying that's degenerate?
They're literally people in appearance except they have circles on their hair and weird ears.
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>>143676379
I know the feel anon
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>>143679426
>implying inklings and octolings are symbiotic
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>>143678916
No this is the first time I ever said vegas bunny ranch.
Just start exercising now and eating better so you can blast out loads of baby batter on the Callie amiibo.
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>>143680238
Fuck off bum.
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>>143680238
I still say the first hot glue dump on here of the new Amiibos will be of a Marie Amiibo.
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>>143679985
What's going on here?
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>>143680449
These people will never understand.
/ink/ will be unbearable when these Amiibo come out.
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>>143680449
And? I said it was the first time I said it.
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>>143680667
I think most people understand, but the but the Callie spoiler tag roleplayerfag is trying to be contrarian about not wanting to bust out the knuckle butter all over the Amiibo(s). He is going to do it, but will not let us know because he is afraid of what his anonymous friends might think of him... But ya know on second thought not much is stopping me from hotglueing Callie and pretending to be the roleplayerfag to shame him even more
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>>143679985
>>143680512
>TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
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>>143680706
it's clear you're most likely both the same person. the run-on sentences, complete lack of commas and apostrophes, and completely similar ideology and phrasing gives it away.
but even if you aren't, it hardly matters. that just means there's two people who don't know what she means to me.
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>>143680667
It will be only a matter of time before people start doing this to them and worse.
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>>143681085
Making crappy clay models and breaking them?
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>>143681196
With the actual amiibo smart ass.
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>>143681051
>it's clear you're most likely both the same person
Your self doubt is the only thing that is clear here.
>calling someone out for typos
Oh man, you are one to talk from your constantly deleted and not welcome posts here last night.
>don't know what she means to me.
Even if she was real, what do you have to offer her that others cannot do better?
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>>143681020
You realise hotglue is an extremely shit fetish, right? Possibly one of the worst in existence? If he doesn't want to then that's up to him and he gets my respect for it.
Just do the deed yourself, I don't know why you want other people to.
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>>143681357
Yeah but a pound of clay is like a dollar or something. I highly doubt many people will burn their amiibos. Unless like 20 years from now someone takes a bunch of them to burn like that one guy did with a bunch of SNES Shaq-Fu copies in order to make them more valuable
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>>143681435
Okay, seriously neck yourself my famm.
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>>143681458
>shit fetish
wrong opinion
>he does not want to
he will, those amiibos will be sitting in plain view all day long and he will try it
>do not know why you want other people to want to
Because resistance if futile, innate human nature to chase the weak to either play with them, kill them or scare them. But since I cannot kill him or scare him...
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>>143681785
Mate, it goes
>Scat
>Necrophillia
>Hotglue
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>>143681357
>>143681085
The Squid Sister amiibos look a little hard to break with your bear hands, you'd have to use a hammer or something similar in order to break them. I'm sure there will be people who do this and record it just to get (you)s but it probably won't be too many.
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>>143682115
Whatever you say or do, those are still opinions.
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Mariefags win once again because we have no shame and nothing to prove
Still won't cum on her tho
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>143681435
i thought you were on my side, just in a misinformed way, but i was clearly wrong.
oh well.
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>>143682428
>ctrl+f
>Marie
>last Marie was 25 minutes ago
>and that was used from a Calliefag to insult a Mariefag
ummm... falseflag much?
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>>143668302
>>143667772
You can stop now scarth
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>>143682428
>Mariefags win once again because we have already lost
Man, do you guys really believe this?
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>>143682720
Wut
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Happy anniversary /ink/
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>>143682674
Who did you think they were?
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>>143680351
Fuck off anon, don't drag me into this.
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>>143682913
Would buy, but how the fuck would it fit in my pocket.
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>>143682913
>No one will make something like this for non-iPhones/Smasung Galaxies
;_;
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>>143682115
nah
>feet
>guro
>large asses
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Marie!
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>>143683008
Why do you feel the need to do this every single time?
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>>143682913
Noice.
>>143683080
Guess the fins could stick out of your pocket like a giant mug me sign.
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>>143683105
What's wrong with asses? And I usually prefer my women with feet.
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>>143682306
A hammer you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VUk3hps104
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>>143683008
Nice mspaint skills
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>>143683254
>hes not into amputees
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>>143683121
Callie annoys everyone.
As if loving too much is a crime.
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>>143683105
Feet and asses is pretty tame compared to other shit out there.
>>143683142
Cause he's a dumbass.
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>>143683105
Haha, yeah, fuck asses right haha?
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>>143683431
>>>/owg/
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>>143683142
I'm not sure, I guess I just want anon to know it wasn't me who told him to glue his amiibos.
>>143683343
fuck you
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>>143683585
Post more big booty woomy
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>>143683712
Too bad, you get Marie
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Where's the first anniversary porn
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>>143683585
>ones bigger than the other
I mean if you are OCD and horny I can maybe see someone finding this attractive.. but
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>>143683917
What were you expecting?
Wait I'll answer that.
I want art of a cake with '1st Anniversary' written on it, then Marie bursts out of the cake dressed as a stripper.
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>>143684261
As a hotdog not a stripper
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>>143684261
How about Callie and Marie eating cake off of each other
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Callie!
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>>143684719
>accidentally
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>>143685110
It's not the 29th yet where it actually matters scarth
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I don't really play Splatoon, I just lurk here from time to time, but, I wish you get another year of splatters, /ink/lings.
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>>143686034
The fusion of cute and deathly serious is hard to stay away from. Squid Game go on forever
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First request from last thread.
Next is woomy hugging her chaingun.
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>>143683878
Holy shit those buns.
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>>143686209
Until the next squid game
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>>143686471
>Announced 2018
>Release date 2019
>Delayed till 2020
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>>143686828
I don't mind delays as long as the wait is worth it.
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>>143686828
NX, or whatever it will be called, is next year, so Splatoon has a good chance of getting another installation given its rampant success. Whether it will be next year or the year after, I hope they don't rush it.
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>>143686452
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>go over to single player to get power armor gear
>game disc becomes unreadable
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>>143686828
>>143686471
They will ruin it by focusing too much on new mechanics.
Though wasn't it created by the person who made animal crossing? That hasn't changed at all but remains goo so hopefully that's what happens with splatoon
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>>143676992
Thanks for playing with me
GGs
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>>143676992
Sorry I sucked so hard, I haven't played for a while.
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>>143687942
There better be new mechanics. I don't want Splatoon 1 with new graphics and some more weapons.
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>>143688146
Don't you want refinement like Mario Kart rather than reinvention
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>>143688146
I want ink rails and sponges
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>>143688008
>>143688130
GGs! It was a lot of fun.
I remember seeing your ID in threads from a long time ago. How long were you gone for?
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>>143688146
I would rather that than risking it becoming another paper mario or metriod. Animal crossing and mario kart are always great every rehash because they keep the core the same which is what they should do with splatoon
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>>143685110
I like the beaten up face.
>>143686452
Naisu
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>>143688295
No, I want reinvention. There's so much more that can be done with what they've got here.
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>>143688493
That's just a waste of potential. Innovation is what sets this apart from other modern shooters; I truly hope they innovate.
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>>143688146
make a coop horde mode vs a shitload of octolings, that'd be fun
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>>143688718
I'm curious what you want them to change about splatoon and where you want them to go from here? It seems solid right now
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>>143688901
I have some extremely autistic ideas in mind, but I'll keep those to myself. All I'll say is it'd be a huge letdown if Splatoon 2 is the recycled formula with no notable changes. Then it would literally be Nintendo's Call of Duty.
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>>143689123
no share the autism! as long as its not pants it cant be that bad
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>>143689123
>All I'll say is it'd be a huge letdown if Splatoon 2 is the recycled formula with no notable changes.
Tough shit, that's what you're getting. See: Every other Nintendo sequel for years.
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>>143689634
is that why they've churned out an f-zero each gen with no improvements? think before you speak anon
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>>143689775
>Starfox Zero is such a great game I'm glad they took their time
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i want an octoling to cum on my face!
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>>143689517
>More player customization
>Weapon stats can be slightly adjusted
>Players can select different species of squid that alter their performance and abilities
>More voice lines, emotes, taunts
>A larger, more explorable Booyah base
>Able to build and furbish your Squid an apartment, a la Animal Crossing
>Able to visit your friends lobbies and areas and fuck around, take pictures
>Give the Squid Sisters more lines and animation, maybe more interactivity
>Co-op hero mode
Apart from the obvious new weapons and clothes and maps and modes, those are some of my wishes.
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>>143690049
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>>143690113
stealing my list, mate
>more slosher types
>more splatling types
>all weapon classes having a hero version playable in single player and as a skin for multiplayer
>Agent 1 and 2 as vendors for Cuttlegear and Hero Weapon Skins
>Longer single player
>a more robust test area (maybe have the dummies moves on a treadmill)
> MORE weapons, gear, stages, modes, songs, colours, stage gimmicks, brands, abilities etc etc
>SplaTV for watching replays maybe also to watch whilst you wait in the lobby or previewing the kind of teams you'll join while you wait for a match to end
>change weapons in the lobby area
>leave lobbies (not matches)
>different pant styles so when picking your inkling you can pick trousers/leggings over shorts/pants or have a skirt over it etc
>hairstyles but like the current ones they get affected by hats so if you want to see them in all their glory choose your head gear wisely
>more animations, dialogue and info from the Squid Sisters
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>>143690279
a girl octoling!
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I can snipe all I want but it means nothing if my team doesn't want to take the SZ.
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>>143690729
Octolings are friends, not sex objects
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>>143690610
>>all weapon classes having a hero version
That sounds like it defies the point
The only reason the Hero Roller and Charger exist is because they're replicas of Agent 1 and 2's mains
No other Agents exist so they wouldn't have replicas of their non-existent weapons
Octobucket and Splatling could work, would give yet another reason to hate them
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>>143689775
I don't remember referring to anything that doesn't exist. Or speaking, for that matter.
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>>143690730
>Try learning a charger
>Seem to do fine with it
>Nobody claims the objective and a charger can't really do that
>Have to go back to shooter to hold my own again
Modes focused around an objective are fine but when they rely on your teams corporation it's not. I wish you could change weapons during a match to suit what your team is missing.
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>>143690957
So why do you get handed your own hero weapon? Why not Cuttlefish's bamboozler? The fact they can give you a hero version of something none of them use suggest there's possibly more hero versions of weapons than we know of. One of each weapon class and maybe sub class seems perfectly reasonable
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>>143691354
Because it's the default weapon
There's no Agent Arsenal hidden somewhere
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Mechanically, I wouldn't mind seeing some small additions to the movement. Like being able to jump off walls like in the early trailers, or skidding down inked slopes in kid form so you can still shoot briefly.
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>>143691528
>Jump distance up
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>>143691528
>Japs neo jumping off walls dodging every shot then coming down with a dynamo roller killing everyone in the current area
Ill pass
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>>143691331
This. It's even worse when you're charging really well, so there is only 1 or 2 of the other team around the objective at a time, and your team still doesn't get it. It's like they're so focused on trying to get rid of the last 2 they don't care that we aren't /in control of the zone.
The K/D of my match had me at 20/1 and each of my team had like 2/2 or 2/1. So we definitely had more ground time than the other team which just has me done for themoment.
Like switching weapons on death or even between rounds would be a huge improvement, and if they don't want to go the same route as other shooters maybe just have an equipable secondary weapon that you can tag into between deaths or something.
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>>143690113
>Weapon stats
Fire speed, shot speed, range, turf coverage, reduce spread, stopping power
Also damage and ink efficiency, so Damage Up and Ink Saver Main are no longer clothing stats
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>>143692134
3 snails to roll your weapon.
RNG based
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>>143691528
Those would be cool. Maybe even have wide, long open stretches on the larger maps, where you can Super Jump HORIZONTALLY.
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>>143691354
I want to be able to choose logos or colors or patterns to put on your weapons, so reskins wouldn't matter.
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>>143690113
This is still the same thing as what we have now. Everything you mentioned isn't innovating anything since they could do all that already.
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>>143692775
Never going to happen. One of the mechanics of this game is the ability for the informed player to glance at the spawn animations and know what main abilities, sub weapons and specials both teams have,
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>>143693364
Do you know what innovation means?
You wouldn't fit all that into a patch. It would have to be material for a new game.
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>>143693537
Wouldn't mean shit when Spla2n lets us choose our subs and specials :^)
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hey guys wanna do a"memelobby"
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>>143694550
activate it
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>>143694550
Memesquads > Memelobbies
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>>143694550
I doubt we have enough people for that but I'm up for a meme squad if there's such a thing.
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>>143694771
>>143694750
fine lets do a squad instead
how about testfire squad
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>>143694889It's been a long time since I've seen this picture
I'd be up for a squad or a lobby.
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>>143694889
ok
can we switch themes after a while to stuff like all splatlings
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>>143695392
No we can't
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Merry birthday
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>>143695392
>>143695146
addrainylol
if we get more people we can do a lobby
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>>143695728
One year lads
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>>143695728
One year in and I'm still interested in an online game
That's a new.
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>>143695857
If it doesn't fill up, I'll join you in a few minutes. Just have to finish doing something else first.
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>>143695967
We still kickin somehow
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>>143695857
its up tell me if you sent a friend request so i can expand it to a lobby
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>>143696554
Re-add merainysenpai.
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>>143696482
This is birthday art power hour
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I'll be on in half an hour.
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>>143696848
Let's look back on fondly to the date of this map's addition
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>>143693747
All the shit you mentioned isn't "innovating" the game's core gameplay mechanics at all. I don't think you know how innovating a game works
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>>143697454
Remember when we actually looked forward to Moray Towers?
Good times.
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>>143695857
I added you.
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>>143697751
>>143696832
gimme 5 minutes gotta do something quick
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>>143697554
You're looking to recycle the games formula, I'm looking to update it. Not rewrite it. Bite me.
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>>143697454
Pretty robust haul of cute art for the anniversary honestly
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this game is shit
>>
What is a ma-ri-o-no-o-hi-me-sa-ma, /ink/? I don't understand these runes.
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ok lobby up
GET IN
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>>143698561
go away gook
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>>143698565
>been waiting for 20 minutes to get in
>already full
S-so that's how it is ;_;
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>>143698561
Reading Japanese names was how I practiced getting better at kana, too (along with picking out terms from Wikipedia pages to see the Katakana I could figure out)
マリオのお姫様
Mario's princess
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>>143698775
I know your pain, anon. Wanna try out a Testfire Squad, then?
NNID:W0lfhound
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>>143698926
Fuck no, not you, I'd sooner solo.
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>>143697987
One year of squid fashion
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>>143699101
rude
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>>143698926
Give me a momentI already have you added
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>>143698919
Thanks anon. What a weird name for an /ink/ling.
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Damn was it one year already?
I almost thought this was a shit game (got it day one with amiibo) but I'm actually having fun for once...
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>>143699140
One year since story mode, etc.
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>>143699563
We've all grown up so, so much
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>>143699140
>>143699845
These are some shittyass taste in clothes.
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>>143699995
Once a shitter, always a shitter.
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>>143699845
>enjoying myself a long period
gross
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>>143700143
Marie has been on hers for like fifteen years
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>>143700358
>>143700143
Do squids have periods? How do they avoid it getting mixed up with their ink? What happens if an inkling tries to turn into a squid in another squid's period?
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>>143699845
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7/8 private lobby
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Alright year-old squids, here's what I got so far on the requests.
The lewd one is here: http://imgur.com/xugWmXz
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>>143700585
Looks like someone forgot to draw lines on her thighs and arms
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>>143701093
ADORABLE
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>>143701093
what happened to the other drawfags?
are they finally gone and doing their circlejerk stuff?
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>>143701952
is this the hot new /ink/ meme?
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>>143702115
that one's old, the new one is bobsled merely pretending to be retarded
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>>143651917
Bb and killer wail on new Octo brush please
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>>143702341
have your eyes checked
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>>143701093
Aww, it's rare to see Marie cuddling Callie. Usually signs of affection are exclusive to the other way around.
Great work anon, I love your stuff.
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>>143701093
What was the request for the lewd image?
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Are the Amiibos supposed to have brand new songs?
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>>143701793
>>143703048
Thanks mates
>>143703195
"Marie in only spats with an egg vibrator in them"
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>>143703465
The only 'new' songs are the two solos the Sisters sang at the last concert.
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>>143703915
I'll listen to the songs just to watch the new animations all day.
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>>143700770
Snagged a few other good ones
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tree and BP
we are doing randomizer now
feel free to pick any weapon
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>>143704220
These squids just can't help turning everything into a turf war
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Wow, I'm full shitter with anniversary gear, my bad ;_;
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>>143704115
I love how in just five seconds Marie managed to completely surpass Callie in cuteness.
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>>143700948
Is it full, or can I still get in?
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>>143704739
I respect your opinion but politely disagree
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I need to get my meme up, I've been rusty after all this time
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>>143704931
dont worry ill tell you when a slot is open
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>>143705291
Her head is perfectly still, yet her tentacles are moving slightly? Maybe they have very limited dexterity in their tentacles after all.
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>>143704683
There's a lot more but what I have left is art that's not especially amazing anyhoo so consider me done.
Have some anniversary art from the opposite end of the quality spectrum
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how does matchmaking work? is there like a hidden elo system or is it 100% random
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>>143651917
New splatterscope with beacon and bubble
New sploosh with seeker and bubble
New h-3 with disruptor and kraken
New aero with splat bombs and bomb rush
New ranged blaster with burst bomb and echo
New heavy splatling with suction and wail
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>>143705568
Or maybe Callie's are so big she has the strength to make them wiggle
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>>143705839
That's not bad, but it's not horrendous or anything.
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>>143705839
yikes
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>>143705891
>Sploosh with Bubbler
Wow, that would be really bad. Same problem as the Inkbrush; Bubbler is useless if you lack the range to keep up with your enemies.
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>>143705978
That is bad and horrendous.
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>year later and I'm just an A-
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>>143706248
Oops, I meant it WAS bad but not horrendous.
There's certainly many, many pieces of art worse than it. The face just needs... quite a bit of work.
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>>143706307
Time to pull the trigger, Anon.
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>>143706491
jokes on you Ive already fapped to that
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>>143706107
Thats true, but it would charge it faster than the mini splatling.
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>>143706307
I'm so sorry
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>>143706307
>Can't get out of S
I want to die. I was on a winning streak a few months ago, got up to S87, disconnected, then couldn't break out of my losing streak for the longest time. I managed to win a few games after my month-long break but started losing a lot again and gave up.
Make sure you like and subscribe for more high quality blog posts
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>>143706919
Kek; I keep having to purposefully disconnect because I don't want to leave S.
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>>143707023
s+ isn't so bad
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>>143706107
That's why it would have seeker to get in
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All this constant Rainmaker and trading is keeping me from my squidbagging quota ;_;
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Fuckin' berry pro.
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>>143706919
>>143707023
http://www.evanmiller.org/evaluating-splatoons-ranking-system.html
>implying splatoon even has a real ranked system
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ggs guys
add gorillaglacier if you want to play more
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Until next timesenpai
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Guys join the discord, treebag and BP. We are doing a meme lobby.
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You guys must really not like Splat Zone
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>>143708860
http://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs54JJ8U
here's the link in case you missed it in OP
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GG's it's been a while since we've done a lobby.
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yo here's the pass for the lobby
8008
were doing a random weapon lobby. I'll say what the weapon is, but you should be able to tell by what everyone else is using
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>>143709030
we are still doing the lobby but now everyone is using the same weapon
pass is BOOB
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use 96 deco folks
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>>143708860
I don't have Discord nor do I know the room name, sorry.
I'll call it a day there though, was nice being able to squidbag with you all again for the anniversary!
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Holy hell. Just lost a RM match to overtime with the RM in my sights in one of the port mackerel hallways, with nowhere to go but straight at me. I swear I released the trigger the moment he took the lead.
Talk about a death charge.
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>>143709282
oh okay
good games! I wish you played more
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>>143707665
what the hell is this next level autism
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>>143709479
high school level math
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>>143708994
Let me know when Thatsso unbans me
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>>143709282
There's a web client...
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>>143709537
STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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>>143709537
yeah, applied to the most inane shit over the course of an entire essay
it's a kid's game, how autistic does a person have to honestly be to do this
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>>143704115
Marie's true cuteness is revealed.
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>>143710097
Not at all?
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>>143707665
-Evan Miller
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>>143710631
>writing essays about a children's game isn't autistic
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>>143710097
unless youre retarded it probably takes an hour to make that at most
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>>143710173
She was always cute it's just that she's also a piece of shit most of the time
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>>143711364
okay. that's an hour of time wasted on autism. what's your point.
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>>143711598
nigga you hang out in /ink/
thats my point
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>>143709539
sure thing, robb
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>In-depth analysis
>autism
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>>143711735
says who?
>>143711789
yes.
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>>143711850
says (You)
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I fucking love it when I get a good player on my team.
By good player I don't mean they can shoot worth shit. I mean they understand the game. I would take a player who knows to ink the ground in front of the rainmaker, inks the zone with a charger, doesnt leave a broken rainmaker on our base, bumps into me with the bubbler or protects me with a slash wall more than anyone who can get a ton of kills.
It's amazing how rare they are.
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>>143711082
>games come out of thin air
>it's not useful to be aware of statistical biases in ranking systems
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>>143712073
is that hitomi tanaka
....and darryl?
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Tentacle slaps for Marie on this anniversary
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I wonder if boy inklings use the suction cups on their tentacles to masturbate. Must feel pretty good
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>>143621942
Happy Anniversary Splatoon!
Also,
http://woomy.github.io/Splatoon-Kit-Randomiser/index.html
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>>143712151
it isn't. win, and you will rank up. lose, and you won't.
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>>143712474
They can't reach that far.
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>>143712681
>he can't into basic math
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>>143712863
according to what? the basic math doesn't matter. it's reaching for excuses because you can't win, so you need to blame some systemic flaw instead of yourself.
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>>143712545
thanks!
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>>143712951
Y'know, you could try actually skimming the article instead of having an allergic reaction to numbers.
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Anyone want to squad?sixthangel
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>>143713230
why? none of it matters.
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>>143712227
Yep. I wonder if he fucked the Walking Tits.
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>>143705891
>Aero with Splat Bomb Rush
Okay, now I know you're trolling.
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>>143712545
you dont mind if i put this in the op?
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>>143713172
You're welcome.
Hoping none of these new weapons have a name longer than "Refurbished Mini Splatling" Things are tight enough already.
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>>143713460
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't matter.
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>>143621942
Happy anniversary Splatoon. already a year gone.
Had some pretty fun matches today.
have some old fanart
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>>143713776
inb4 Refurbished Custom Range Blaster
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>>143713937
it's hard to understand something one hasn't read, yes. but it doesn't matter. of course it doesn't matter. you win, or you lose.
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>>143712951
no, are you retarded? did you even look at it? the ranked system throws more than 70% of players into A/A+
that means that AVERAGE and BELOW AVERAGE players are lumped into a 'high' ranking, and that you need to maintain a nearly sub 25% winrate to get below that shit
the issue isnt that the ranked system keeps people down, its that it boosts them up artificially and the fact that you dont recognize that means youre either ass backward inbred or you didnt even glance at the article
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>>143714407
>Trying to convince someone who thinks it matters that it doesn't matter.
>>143713937
>Trying to convince someone who thinks it doesn't matter that it matters.
WTTI
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>>143714471
since when was A "high ranked"? of course it's easy to get into A-S, this has been common knowledge for months, and it doesn't necessitate an essay to deduce.
and yes, we've been over this, i haven't read the article, why on earth would i waste my time.
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>>143714471
All it does is explain why the devs had to add on S Ranks to fix their oversight.
Something that had they done the in-depth analysis on (not autism), would have discovered before release.
It also explains why the pool of S rank seems so full of both good and bad players with the reasoning not being "carried by squads"
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>>143622093
shitposting on /mk8g/ of course
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>>143714935
C-
C
C+
B-
B
B+
A-
A
A+
S
S+
they are literally some of the highest ranks possible, they shouldnt be easy and that is the issue
goddamn i know this is a children game but i at least expect the adults who play it to be a little bit fucking smarter than that
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>>143714935
>this has been common knowledge for months
The article is from July last year.
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>>143715185
S+ is the only rank that matters. everything else is shitterville, mostly because of squads. again, this is common knowledge.
>>143715216
okay?
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>>143715185
>they are literally some of the highest ranks possible, they shouldnt be easy and that is the issue
From a game design stand point they should be easy.
The issue now is the scaling done with the S ranks. that causes the pool to be so large that an S- Rank could have helped.
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>>143714407
Just read it you inbred, you might learn something.
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>>143715581
none of the information that could be in that article is relevant to me. i have zero interest in imaginary flaws in the rank system when i have no further ranking to do.
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>>143715454
from what game design standpoint?
diamond in league of legends isnt easy
platinum on anthers ladder isnt easy
2000 elo in chess isnt easy
the 3rd highest ranks possible in cs:go, dota, etc arent easy
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>>143715341
>mostly because of squads
false
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>>143715169
shit, you're right... man I never did get into that Skype group.
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>that guy is autistic
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
enthralling conversation on /ink/ right now
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>>143715760
You want the kids who the game is geared towards to feel that sense of progression. Which encourages them to play more.
Sure they could have made the balancing cut off at B if they hadn't been scared off by being called autistic enough to do the analysis but they "fixed" that with S Ranks so the actual S+ elites can have a safe space.
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>>143715718
Just because you have no interest in understanding something doesn't mean it's autism.
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>>143714935
that shit was written when S rank wasn't a think, asshat
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>>143715718
>imaginary flaws
kek
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>>143716219
so then it isn't even relevant anymore. great, thanks for further invalidating it.
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>>143716145
I WANT THE KIDS WHO THIS GAME IS GEARED TOWARDS TO GET A TASTE OF REAL LIFE
YOU DONT GET TO JUST RANK UP FOR FREE
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>>143716282
the goalposts are so far up your ass right now it's not even funny
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>>143716013
I was gonna but didn't feel like it.
I had a man on the inside anyways.
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>>143716390
want to try that again in a way that makes sense
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>>143716326
But that's exactly like real life. You get to rank up for free. Then you hit a brick wall called adulthood when things stop being easy.
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>>143716129
good ol /ink/
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>>143716537
Would you like it spelt out in blocks? More your level.
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does anyone have that picture of the normal callie suction cup that says いつもの and the puffy ones that say エロい!!
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>>143716735
hell yeah I do
it gets me rock hard
what does it say?
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>>143717072
pretty simple
>i see~
>usual
>erotic!!
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>>143717072
IOT - Internet of things
H(On it's side)OT - HOT
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>>143717072
I just think this is gross
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>>143717198
thanks!
>>143717420
it looks so puffy and tender! I love it
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A year on and the war still rages.
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>splatted by (splattershot) wasabi
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>>143717072
Unusual swelling usually means inflammation, maybe something's wrong that the body is trying to fight off by sending extra antibodies to the area causing the swelling and pain.
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>>143717968
They're both shit
War over
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>>143717968
If there ever were a Splatoon Anime. I'd want this artist to lead the art direction.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28939287
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>>143718287
redness also accompanies that. puffy, soft, round, white tentacles looks cute
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>>143718436
Fuck off, they're disgusting
Tentacles are supposed to be disgusting
Stop being retarded
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>>143718509
since when does sexual attraction follow logic? you're being rude for no reason
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>>143718436
>you will never use callie's big soft puffy suction cups as a pillow
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>>143718431
You'd want it to look like shit?
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>>143718653
No, That art style looks amazing.
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>>143718610
>>143718624
You people are fucking degenerate
Fuck squids, fuck this general, fuck this game, above all, fuck you
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>>143718610
i wouldn't say tentacles being disgusting is "logic"...
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>>143718746
No, that art style looks shit.
You must not have seen much Splatoon art if you think THAT is amazing.
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>>143718812
Mmm look at that hot shit this makes my dick hard
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>>143718953
I have seen a lot of Splatoon art and this art style is still the best.
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>>143719157
You're joking right? There's fucking Tumblr art that looks better suited for animation than that.
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>>143719154
those are octopus tentacles
and are also not belonging to an inkling
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>>143719365
There are other contenders like the one you posted that are good too but I still like >>143717968
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>>143719374
Its all the same shit
Also theyre giant squid tentacles you fucking nerd
Dont even know your own degenerate fetish
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>>143719513
Nah man this sucks. Too chibi. I can't even picture something with proportions like this in action.
>>
haven't played in a year
what are some good loadouts for the .96 gal/deco
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>>143719754
I think their art style is very cute
I'm sorry you disagree
>I can't even picture something with proportions like this in action
There's a video if it, you know
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>>143720105
nigga are you telling me you played day 1 then never played again
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>>143720145
It is cute, it's just not suited for a show based on a game based around fast paced combat.
It's Splatoon, not Power Puff Squids.
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>>143720105
>haven't played in a year
memes
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>>143720105
Maximum quick super jump
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I want to fire Callie!
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did you know? your odds of winning are slashed in half for every fucking ink brush on your team
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>>143721773
And hire X
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>>143721773
I want to fire the ovens with Octolings inside
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>>143721879
No! Hire a second Marie!
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>>143721773
>What am I supposed to do with that tentacle you took out of your pants, Mr. Producer?
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>>143722016
Please, what do you think happens to all the Inklings the Octos capture?
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>>143722254
Nothing, because they don't exist.
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>>143722248
>Implying their manager isn't a woman in this female dominated society
>Implying Callie isn't forced to partake in intense lesbian sex whenever she messes up
>Implying Marie Isn't their own manager
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>>143722534
This post makes no sense
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>>143722254
They're experimented on by Octopimaru.
>>
woomy?
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>these like level 30 players in C-
do they just not play ranked or are they that bad
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>>143722629
Your mom makes no cents
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>>143722794
they're children
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I want to kiss her.
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>>143722534
>female dominated
more like cat dominated.
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>>143722805
She makes 50 cents a john.
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>>143722832
so they're just that bad
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>>143722842
Okay, but no tongue.
For your safety.
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>>143722805
she's disabled so i guess you're right
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>>143722794
1) They're smurf accounts primarily to bully squibs in Splatfest purposefully keeping their rank low.
2) They're people who bought this game for Turf war and didn't care for the Ranked modes
3) They just haven't played enough for the statistical bias to push them out of C-
4) They're just that bad.
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>>143723021
>0 posts early
Oh... good
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>>143723021
>2 posts late
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>>143723079
>They just haven't played enough for the statistical bias to push them out of C-
is this the fresh meme on the block
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>>143724047
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