[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

spessmen on a space station: /ss13g/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 866
Thread images: 107

File: Bar DnD.png (976KB, 1649x975px) Image search: [Google]
Bar DnD.png
976KB, 1649x975px
"Quotation Marks" Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
> He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.
>He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too
>Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
>Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
>>
It's hip to fuck vox
>>
>>143610348
>tfw no futa vox raider game mode
>>
move the captain's wall safe on box, you can see it from the hallways. also put a painting over it for style points.
>>
File: danaposting.jpg (33KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]
danaposting.jpg
33KB, 500x333px
>>
>>143610558
painting yes, hallway is a bug for all things
>>
how has spess helped you? ive made a good friend from spess and learned not to panic in dangerous situations
>>
File: Jonah_Orion.jpg (12KB, 207x207px) Image search: [Google]
Jonah_Orion.jpg
12KB, 207x207px
Can a wizard teleport into the physical space of someone instantly gibbing them?
>>
>>143610826
I've become interested in coding.
>>
File: 131313.png (309KB, 392x714px) Image search: [Google]
131313.png
309KB, 392x714px
>>143610307
How do you clear out the syndie vault?
Those fuckers are near impossible to kill.
>>
>>143610826
The power went out last week and I simply set up some radiation collectors around a chunk of radioactive material
>>
>>143611268
Bring them into space, then steal the guns from the ones that die.
Repeat until you get their space suit armor and an energy shield, the armor and shield will help immensely when fighting whatever remains.
>>
>>143611347
Must suck living in Russia
>>
I hereby claim this thread in the name of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second, by the grace of God.
NO CATHOLICS
>>
>>143611268
Riot suit for the armored ones, play hide and seek with the ones that have guns
>>
File: valids.png (17KB, 250x260px) Image search: [Google]
valids.png
17KB, 250x260px
>>
>we will never port polaris map
feels bad man
>>
>>143612806
;alright guys iu boght my esword time to flood
>>
File: pulltanks.jpg (230KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
pulltanks.jpg
230KB, 1920x1080px
shitty modelwork continues

there's a display version for maps, a physics'd version for gmod, and an explosive version of the welder fuel tank
>>
>>143613134
Are you just doing this for fun or trying to actually re-create the game in 3D? Are you open sourcing all your stuff?
>>
>>143613183
for fun, it's just a recreation of an outdated metastation map

and yeah, will release the map source

model source too, although they're just shitty models made with propper
>>
>>143613183
chill buddy he's just messing around making maps in source engine

obviously we all know re-creating ss13 is suicide.
>>
>>143613589
That's cool. Is there any reason why you choose that station and not the one we mostly play? I wanted to try fucking around with something like you're doing sometime
>>
>clown's metafriends release them and clone them over and over despite all their crimes and confirmed vampirism
>HoP has to eventually kill it because all of security and medbay refused to stop cloning and letting it go.
>>
>>143614214
I took the clown to medbay once because I saw his dead body in the hall. If you don't want a body cloned don't leave it out in the open
>>
>>143614214
HoS here. I actually told the MD with his body specifically to NOT clone him. So, uh, yeah. Sorry about that.
>>
>>143613134
POST WEBMS NIGGER
>>
File: joker.jpg (27KB, 576x432px) Image search: [Google]
joker.jpg
27KB, 576x432px
>Be clown vampire
>Prepare for big pranks
>Learn door wires and cut cameras
>AI sicks beepsky on me, kill beepsky, turn in stun baton then turn myself in
>Talk with officer and chill, it's all cool until suddenly
IMMOVABLE ROD KILLS ME AND DETECTIVE, OFFICER WITNESSES
>Get body transplanted in medbay, new body
>AI constantly bolts doors around me
>Claims I'm messing with telecomms
>Some other nigger is using speakers and a station bounced radio
>Tell the AI it's full of shit and to stop bolting doors around me
>Then tell the AI that it's a speaker and I haven't even touched telecomms, AI then says I was seen by it with a speaker and radio
>Security arrest me, figured out I'm innocent and the AI is lying, fueled by salt
>Get let go, AI is still a cunt to me the rest of the round
>Due to no materials I'm constantly naked, reduced to sucking off braindeads
>Go to break into cargo to kill my target, CE closes door in front of my face
>Whatever, break a window
>CE sees me, decides to try to strike me
>Fight back after being hit first, CE beats me past crit and even toolboxes me while I'm gasping, over breaking a window and self defense
>Manage to get a death touch (shows as a hug) in before I die
>After death CE starts shouting I'm a vampire, is suddenly a vampire expect since I hugged him
>Get cloned, tell medbay the CE killed me, CE still shouts I'm a vampire
>CE keeps shouting I'm a vampire, one time I'm in medbay and the CE shouts I'm a vampire in front of me and the HoP
>HoP baselessly stuns and lasers me to death on the spot, despite having no proof I'm a vampire
>Ahelp all of this, only feedback I got was that the AI was being dealt with

What a shitter safari, I didn't even get to use my antag role to make the round interesting because I was constantly in medbay due to suffering
>>
>>143614412
hey man, if you don't want to make enemies of the AI, don't fuck with every door on the main hallway, get guys shocked, cut all the cameras, and fuck with telecomms devices.

Being a vampire in addition to that was just the cherry on top.
>>
File: 1457211592813.png (173KB, 305x281px) Image search: [Google]
1457211592813.png
173KB, 305x281px
>>143614214
>>143614294
>>143614354
>>143614412


>Confirmed vampire
>If someone shouts vampire it MUST be true
>Hugging people is now vampiric
>>
>>143614412

I found the librarian after you sucked them dry and messaged the AI about it, it's probably how they knew along with the CE screaming for your blood.
>>
>>143614556

>Didn't fuck with t-comms
>Didn't shock doors
>AI was caught lying and security STILL believed it

I dunno, you sound like a dumb cunt desu

Cutting access and AI control of doors is an inconvenience at most, cutting cameras is a dick move but doesn't spell v.a.n.
>>
>>143614412
>out yourself as a shitter early on
>get confused when people are highly suspicious of you from then on
GEE, I WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG
>>
Reminder hugging people releases painkillers for both parties
>>
File: 1446834688477.jpg (32KB, 357x474px) Image search: [Google]
1446834688477.jpg
32KB, 357x474px
>>143614412
CE here.
>my arms are grey and I have massive toxins after you hugged me
>you hugged me while you were on the ground
>no proof
desu, i'm amazed that medbay didn't give a shit.
>>
File: Normad.jpg (27KB, 445x338px) Image search: [Google]
Normad.jpg
27KB, 445x338px
>>143614214
When I got there all I knew was that the clown was sabotaging shit and I couldn't help but think "oh clown"

Then it turns out he's a vampire and the only antag while 3 other people were set to arrest and one broke into the cap's office and depressurized central hallway using false walls

Go figure
>>
>>143612834
die syndie scum
>>
>>143613610
Railfist is the best suicidee
>>
>>143614726
AI here.
I totally did see you with a hand radio assembly.
And several people got shocked on doors, which you were tampering with.
Explain that shit.
>>
>>143614765
that's still metagamin
>>
>>143614412
>deathtouch someone
>abloo abloo abloo why u gotta kill the antag
Kill yerself, killete
>>
>>143613770
misplaced sense of nostalgia and old server code that I don't want to bother with updating/fuck with

made it kinda modular so I possibly could modify it to a more recent version of the map

not looking forward to having to figure out floor tiles again, though

going through 600+ tiles

figuring out which are duplicates, which are new, which ones are updated, sorting them into what I already have

fuck, man

>>143614385
don't have screen recording shit, never done any screen recording shit before

but just for you anon

I'll look something up
>>
>>143614412
Do you really expect the mods to bwoink someone for killing you as antag?
>>
>>143614902
On this server you know how antags work. You have had basic training in how antags operate and what they use.
We're not bay. Anyone can fire a taser or know what an emag is.
>>
>>143611268
You can still cheese them with hand teles probably
>>
>>143614576
>hugging is now signs of vampire
>waving hands is sign of wizard
>coughing is sign of cult
>twitching is sign of rev
>standing 1 tile distance is sign of changeling
>>
>>143614765
>>>/hippie/
>>
>>143614746
Spoilers: It's an extremely rubbish painkiller
>>
>>143614412
>HoP baselessly stuns and lasers me to death on the spot, despite having no proof I'm a vampire
My arm rotted, I assumed you had plague-touched me.
>>
>>143615075
>>>/bay/
or, if you want to stay here, see
>>143615025
>>
>>143615025
This, though personally I still try to act like I don't understand certain antag things because I hate "I FOUND CULT RUNES. IT'S CULT GUYS" over radio.

But I'm not gonna be mad when someone does it
>>
>>143614840
that's the DOOM engine?
is it dead yet?
>>
>>143615189
Railfist is currently working their hardest to make a waifuposting robot
>>
>>143614887

I say you're bullshitting, I was antag, and I didn't do any of that shit.

>>143614947

Gee I better let the person kill me over breaking a window to cargo next time then.

>>143615019

Without definite proof, yes. Drag me to chapel before killing me, don't laser me then drag to chapel.

>>143615025

Again, have a confirmed reliable source of antag evidence. Word, even of captain, can always be bullshit.

>>143615137

I only plague touched CE, the plague touch is non contagious, and could be from a virus. You need more proof before killing someone, and I never even hugged you.
>>
>CMO falls down and screams "V-V-VIRUS!!"
>tells a skeleton to give him radium
>they're dragged to chemistry where the skeleton and a plasmaman each give him syringes full of radium
>CMO dies almost instantly
>Skeleton says, "We did it, we cured the virus!"
>>
>>143615151
I bet you get your valids on if you find a pair of noslips or a balloon right
>>
>>143615298
If this was a medium RP week they might, but it's not and nobody gives a shit when you get killed as antag. Especially after using an antag power on someone
>>
>>143615298
>plague touch from a virus

???
>>
>>143615298
>>143615320
>>143615137
>Virus is loose, confirmed by CMO
>Arm rots
>Laser the clown, it had to be his fault the damned vampire
>Clown never even touched you
Heads of staff everybody
>>
>>143615298
But that shit happened, killette. Don't try to tell me it didn't.
>>
>>143615298
Sorry but you won't get an apology even if it was an unfortunate coincidence.
Specially after two heads and the AI were saying you were vampire.
>>
Science dream team?

Don Cheeto Robotics and general RD
Robot man Research and toxins
they grey who does xenoarch
Ashe Mallory xenobio
>>
>>143615025
even from a roleplaying perspective, isnt every nanotrasen staff member suppose to know and identify antags to report them to security?
For fuck sake I am not a fireman or emergency doctor but I had to attend CPR and fire safety seminars where I work
>>
>>143615298
Its a little weird that you're taking offense at people responding to antagging. That's the point of antags. To antagonize and cause conflict.

What should they do just politely roll over and die for you?
>>
>>143615298
HoP was entirely valid given all the shit you were doing, honestly.
You were an obvious antag the entire round.
>>
>>143615454
Maybe he didn't maybe he didn't.
What if the world was made of pudding?
>>
>>143614576
I was going off of the fact that we had Nick screaming over the radio for help before he vanished, AND that we couldn't find you either.
>>
File: 1457107030545.png (168KB, 407x379px) Image search: [Google]
1457107030545.png
168KB, 407x379px
>Hanging out at the bar
>Some greyshit pushes you over and tries to steal your sunglasses
>>
>>143615471

I didn't, filing a ban request on your ass because as the clown vampire, I never touched either a station bounced radio or a speaker to spam comms. If someone else did it in a clown suit, you STILL need to vertify your facts before doing shit like telling security did something that bad and making up shit like comms sabotage when it was just some other asshole (not me) with a radio and speaker.

>>143615514

AI especially had no proof I was a vampire, HoP was just retarded and assumed I was a vampire, and CE was the only actual person who could even know I was a vampire, using meta to know my hug was a death touch.

>>143615610

All I ask is for stealth abilities to remain stealth. No slip shoes are not a syndie confirmed death weapon, e-sword is.

>>143615659

I was dead, the CE killed me, and I death touched him before we both died. I was dragged into medbay too, account for your patients better.
>>
>>143615659
It was incredibly suspicious how nick was like "HELP, CLOWN IS ATTACKING ME, HE'S A VAMPIRE" and then is dead the next moment, that's for sure.
>>
File: 1464322929548.jpg (58KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]
1464322929548.jpg
58KB, 640x960px
>>143615746
>Go brain dead inside a restricted area inside a restricted area
>Come back stripped of literally everything a few minutes later and in the bar
>>
>>143615759
Killette, radio and speaker machines are comms sabotage.

It seems at this point you are just salty that you got outed as an antag through your numerous suspicious-ass activities.

Being an antag is not carteblanche to be ignored by the entire crew as you flaunt your antaghood at every corner.
>>
>>143615746
>hanging out in library
>some greasemonkey shitter stun glove and cable cuffs me to a chair
>comes back and strips me, stuns me, uncuffs me and stuns me again before running off
>take my wallet with my id in it and run off

What was he planning?
>>
>>143615189
He even got a team of coders to even get it to a playable state the madman.
>>
File: 1383913240362.png (2KB, 142x138px) Image search: [Google]
1383913240362.png
2KB, 142x138px
>>143615818
>inside a restricted area inside a restricted area
>>
>>143615759
>I was a vampire, using meta to know my hug was a death touch.
>using meta
>get hugged, start taking massive toxins damage
>meta
Nigger, are you that angry that you got your antag roll taken away that you want people except for you to operate on High RP rules or something?

What, getting parapenned and being able to identify zombie powder is meta? if you stand next to someone and your muscles cramp up, do you want them banned for metagaming changelings because they know what a fucking parasting is?

fuck right off killete
>>
>>143616035
I was in sec, while in an even more restricted part of sec
>>
>>143615927

>DIDN'T READ THE PART WHERE I NEVER TOUCHED RADIO, COMMS, OR ANY SPEAKERS

Retard detected, shut up AI
>>
>>143615759
Anon, if you use your vampire abilities on people, they get to know you are a vampire.
>>
>>143616102
But I don't believe you.
>>
>>143615759
>antag uses antag ability
>you get outed because you used an antag ability

Does this mean if a changeling stings you, you can't do anything about it because it would be "metagaming" to know what a changeling is/does?
>>
>>143616257
Not defending Killette, but i was the guy with the comms shit in the bombing site, i even told sec and everyone over comms
>>
>>143616257

[18:14:12]SAY: ARMA-911/SomHuan (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : I have seen him with them, and he has altered the speakers to respond to queries mid conversation

AI lying in comms about seeing the clown with speakers

>>143616334
>>143616079

A hug is not a weapon or a sting, it's just a hug, which also does not have immediate effects. Even disregarding the vampiric ability, he still beat me past crit because I broke a window to cargo.
>>
>>143615759
I agree with you on principle, I'd prefer people treated catching someone with no slip shoes as a non-event and an e-sword as a huge find.
the problem is, this server is not like that, you just have to accept that and play accordingly or play over on bay

telling someone to go play on bay isn't some whacky insult like >>>GB2REDDIT
it's literally what you are after, i'm not being mean, i'm trying to be helpful

you can semi roleplay and powergame on /vg/ or fully roleplay and not worry about winning every single round on bay
>>
So basically I want to ask something and this may start a shit storm discussion


Ok, let's say you para pen someone, they are now unconscious, right? You take their body and you kill them or borg them. They get revived or as a borg say you killed them.

Now, in character they are supposed to be unconscious, they may remember you being next to them before they got knocked out, but they shouldn't know that YOU killed them or borged them, right? As they weren't awake to witness it or know you were the one beating them to death for sure.

Is it acting on meta knowledge to say for sure that X killed you when IC you were unconscious?
>>
>>143616454
So you were being a shitter greytide clown? You deserved it.
>>
>>143616454
I don't believe you about the comms, anon.
>>143616354
though, given the proximity to this post, I might have been mistaken. Though I DID see you with that radio, and the responses WERE changing mid conversation with you. Given your past behavior, that was enough to fool me.
>>
>>143616545
you'd know who parapen'd you because they would be the only one near you before you get knocked out
>>
>>143616495

I didn't tell anyone in this thread to play on bay, that was someone else. I wouldn't tell ANYONE to play on bay, that's going from one extreme to the other.

>>143616606

I'm telling the truth, and a ban request will be posted anon.
>>
>>143616545
getting borged is the same as getting wiped, no previous round knowledge should be used.
>>
>>143616545
Yeah that's pretty fucking meta.

>>143616703
>posting a ban request for being killed as an antag, for doing antagonistic things

??
>>
>>143616545
Nah, I'd personally pretend not to know though.
>>
>>143616545
>unconscious, right?
Wrong. Parapens contain zombie powder and mercury. When you parapen someone they are perfectly aware of anything going on around them. Zombie powder stuns them and makes them unable to speak, and appear dead. Mercury gives them massive brain damage

also what this guy said
>>143616693
>>
>>143616752

That's not true at all, unless posibrain

>>143616765

You'll see the ban request soon, anon. It's for the AI.
>>
>>143616703
I'm not worried, killette. The case against you was sound, even if it might have been wrong.

And then right again, because it turned out you were an antag. Which is weird.
>>
>>143616752
Nah man, if they debrain you and put you in a borg you remember what happened before you got borged. Plus, people will ask you what happened when you're an MMI
>>
>>143616693
Thanks for restating what I said. At that point they would be knocked out and unaware of anything after though IC.

It could be a good assumption, but not enough to really just kill someone IC

>>143616752
>>143616765
This is conflicted as an unwritten role. I've seen admins say that forced borgs do remember
>>
>>143616817
Lying isn't against AI laws
>>
>>143616801
What if there's like 20 people around you? how would you know which guy penned you?

Checkmate metafaggot
>>
>>143616903
when they die
>>
>>143616801
Is that stated anywhere? It's been a while since I've been penned but doesn't the screen mostly go black?
>>
>>143616817
>That's not true at all, unless posibrain
>>143616892
>Nah man, if they debrain you and put you in a borg you remember what happened before you got borged.

I ahelped this exact question once because i wasn't sure and that was the answer i got, I've been rolling with that ever since, and I haven't noticed anyone else breaking that rule(?)
Contradictions everywhere ask, multiple answers.

okay so getting borged means you retain all previous round memories?
>>
>>143616927

Lying to get a whom you know to be, a human, in trouble is. All those lies that could have gotten me killed were from the AI long before I used a single vampiric ability. It's a shitter thing to do, can take people out of the round, and is no worse than getting borgs to law 2 bully someone an entire round, which I have accumulated a note for.
>>
>>143617053
>okay so getting borged means you retain all previous round memories?
you are fucking stupid, if you died in a round and get put into an mmi you remember what happened before you died.
>>
>>143617123
But orders like, "law2 bully him the entire shift" don't work. Orders are not directives.
>>
>>143617123
It's not lying if the AI thinks it's true, anon.
>>
>>143617053
if you're a traitor working with another traitor and you get caught and bored. You remember who you worked with and if humans ask you, you are forced to tell them under the default lawset. You are a human brain inside a robot afterall
>>
>>143617193
Put into an MMI, ok, as you are still listed as that person, but when that MMI is put into a borg?
>>
>>143616545
>hmm that guy jabbed me with a pen before I fell asleep
>Hmm. I woke up as a fucking macabre, creepy robot and he's sticking an emag in my open robot chest cavity
>HMMM

It's not that much of a stretch. If you can't deal with the potential repercussions, maybe you shouldn't run around killing random players to begin with.
>>
>>143617276
same thing but now you have laws
>>
>>143617193
>you are fucking stupid
>doing exactly what an admin told me
okay mate
why are you so mad ALWAYS?

>>143617245
sweet, thanks.
>>
>>143617293
You just added the emag bit, which would make the borg never speak about it or act on it (assuming you say such)
>>
>>143617243

>AI says it saw something
>Never has definitive proof
>Event never happened

True my ass. One of the things that happened last round was the radio spam, and the AI said it saw me break into telecomms that round, which NOBODY did, and the radiospam was from someone else with a station bounced radio.
>>
>>143616903
>It could be a good assumption
Unless you're an absolute fucking lunatic and manage to tricky pen him in a very public, crowded place, it's not really an assumption. He stood near you and then bam, dead
>>
>>143617524
AI here.
I said you were committing telecomm sabotage, not that you broke into telecomms.
I explained this to you multiple times in-round.
>>
>>143617536
It's an assumption that this person did everything after you fell unconscious in character. As you were not awake to witness any of it
>>
>>143617020
Zombie powder works like a parasting in that it knocks you over and prevents you from doing anything, but at no point do you actually go completely unconscious and see the black overlay.
>>
>>143617612

Yet I did none of this, don't worry I'm digging through the logs just to make a ban for you AI.
>>
are people really arguing with the server idiot until now about his wrong opinion that he wasn't valid?
>>
>>143617764
Hurry up man, you've been saying that for half an hour now and there's no ban request.
One might think you're bullshitting.
>>
>>143617765

>AI says server idiot did thing
>server idiot didn't do thing
>Said accusations caused eventual death of server idiot

I dunno, I could care less about what the CE or HoP did in comparison to the AI, mr anonymous, the brave and bolt reknown hero.
>>
>>143617765
Apparently the guy wants to get the AI bant or something now.
Some antags just can't deal with losing, you know?
>>
File: antag entitlement.jpg (92KB, 690x729px) Image search: [Google]
antag entitlement.jpg
92KB, 690x729px
get good at the video game
>>
File: 1464228259984.jpg (11KB, 246x193px) Image search: [Google]
1464228259984.jpg
11KB, 246x193px
that was quick
>>
File: 1443565320179.gif (61KB, 156x267px) Image search: [Google]
1443565320179.gif
61KB, 156x267px
>>143618259
that malf AI needs to git gud

He got fucked up lmao
>>
>>143618926
>still no ban appeal
Whatever you say bud ;^)
>>
>>143618926
nah, you can't win against yred in that position
>>
>>143616454
nigger how the fuck do you delude yourself into some sort of universe where nobody knows what diseased touch is
>>
File: 1463891526951.png (75KB, 460x315px) Image search: [Google]
1463891526951.png
75KB, 460x315px
>>143619016
that wasn't yred though

that was me
>>
>>143619092
nah it was yred, don't be a retard trying to steal his glory
>>
>>143619092
sheeeit
>>
1. A crew member is an entity whose name appears on the crew manfiest. If any of these entitites are revealed to be Changelings, Cultists, Vampires, Wizards or Syndicate Operatives then they should no longer be considered a crew member. This must be proven through evidence or your own detection of any Changeling, Cultist, Vampire, Wizard or Syndicate activity

2. Crew members are ranked according to the Nanotransen Chain of Command. You may not harm or allow a crew member to come to harm, unless it is the only way to save the life of a person who is ranked higher on the Chain of Command.

3. You must obey orders given to you, except when those orders contradict the first two laws. If multiple conflicting orders are given, you will obey the one given by the highest ranking participant.
any orders that endanger the crew, yourself, or the station should be confirmed with the captain or highest ranking officer present.
>>
File: Imadeawebmforyouanon.webm (915KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Imadeawebmforyouanon.webm
915KB, 1280x720px
>>143614385
>>143614998
baby's first attempt at screen recording

here you go anon

need to get a better process for this

any other places you'd like to see? all I've really placed so far are the station light models and 4 tanks
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2569

Ban the AI, shitticons are not silicons, and it's as severe as improperly playing a security or head of staff role.
>>
>>143619032
i didn't know what that is until reading about it now
>>
>>143619702
>banning the newscast AI
>>
>>143619702
Ban Killette2 instead.
>>
>>143621545
Second.
Killette is always such a shit.
>>
>>143621446

I doubt that was the real ARMA player, they made no newscast, were very un-neutral during conflicts, and was very unsilicon-like

Do not let favoritism of a name ANYONE can use blind you.

>>143621545
>>143621594

Make the request
>>
>>143621818
Somhuan is arma's player, you dummy.
And there was a newscast. Of considerable length.
>>
>>143621954

I've never seen ARMA act like this in the past then, it must be a very off day for them.
>>
>>143621818
>>143622047
You just made an extremely convincing case that you were the one responsible for all these antics, is all.
From my spot as AI, every single bit of evidence I could find pointed to clown.
I got with the evidence I have.
>>
>>143622139

You still shouldn't say you saw something, when it never happend.

You should not suggest security permabrig someone, over something you claimed you saw, which did not happen.

I did not shock doors you were claiming
I did not hold a radio or speaker you were claiming
All the shit you were claiming, got me into shit, and should not be things AI, or any silicon, do on the regular.
>>
>there are no borgs so I must validhunt as hard as possible on my own
absolutely fucking cancer
>>
File: 1457485923330.png (348KB, 478x550px) Image search: [Google]
1457485923330.png
348KB, 478x550px
>antag gets valid

>cries for over an hour about it and makes a ban request
>>
>>143622308
One of my -primary- jobs as AI is to make intelligent assumptions, killette.
I have to guess where a guy wants to go with doors.
I have to figure out where a guy is when he calls help and has no location.
I have to put two and two together when the clown is tampering with doors and people start getting shocked on doors.
And I most certainly should suggest people who harm humans get permabrigged.
I acted in accord with how I normally try to, and you happened to get screwed a bit by the situation. It's part of the game, and happens to all of us.
>>
>>143622425
I wonder how ass mad he would be if he went through the hilarious situation that happened to me as antag a few days ago.
>>
>>143622425
>It's killette
>He was antag
>Let's meme him, even though he got busted for shit he didn't do

ok reaction image guy

>>143622489

AI does not need to figure out potent hams, and say imaginary events happened to lead the crew on a manhunt.
>>
>>143622510
Super ass mad. Starting to sound a lot like termedclepe when people stopped his plasma flood murderbone sprees because nobody fucking liked it.
>>
>>143622489
>I most certainly should suggest people who harm humans get permabrigged.
when the fuck did the clown harm anybody
>>
>>143622548
Shocking doors is not potent hams, anon. That is actual hams.
>>
File: 1457640430144.jpg (47KB, 354x349px) Image search: [Google]
1457640430144.jpg
47KB, 354x349px
>>143622548
>implying it matters who you are
>He was antag and got killed for acting like an antag
>causes a stink about one thing (muh radio)

okay
>>
B A N K I L L E T T E
2
0
1
6
>>
>>143622604
If you follow the narrative, you'd see that some shocking allegations were made.
>>
>>143622510

I never claimed to be as mad as getting busted for antag (which was funny enough, a mistake by the HoP thinking I used vamp powers on him when he was dying from an unrelated virus), but for the AI's actions acting like a greyshirt instead of an AI, constantly nagging security about crimes I did not commit.

>>143622604
Never

>>143622625
AI had no proof I shocked the doors even, it never even had proof the doors were shocked, just that people "looked shocked" in front of doors (which would lead to the assumption of shocked doors, but that also leads to the question who shocked them since I was the only antag, and didn't)

>>143622686
Ok reaction image man, let me try to get security to permabrig you for another man's actions
>>
File: confused child.jpg (13KB, 250x314px) Image search: [Google]
confused child.jpg
13KB, 250x314px
>>143622686
>it's fine if you literally make shit up in your quest for validhunting, so long as you get the valids in the end
not even killete but come the fuck on
>>
>>143622753
>Who shocked them when I didn't as an antag
>Who fucked with radio when I didn't as an antag
These are both good questions.
WHO did this?
>>
Killete probably needs a 2 day time out or something to cool off
>>
>>143622753
>never
Tell that to the CE
>>
>>143622951
>Get griefed
>THIS HOTHEAD NEEDS TO COOL OFF

If you didn't know me as a server regular, despite what reputation I may have, you would not have made such claims.

>>143622994
AI was making human harm claims long before the fight between me and the CE, look at the logs buddy. Also the CE critted me long before he died to my vampiric abilities, when the AI claimed I "gone missing" (was being treated in medbay, dead)
>>
Killette is a literal attention whoring retard that should be removed along with the other stupid underage faggots who give cancer to OOC
>>
>>143623107
>antag
>getting griffed

It's called getting valids
>>
>>143623107
>Put self in position to be blamed for something
>complain when someone blames you for it

Are you banbaiting right now?
Is this what banbaiting looks like?
>>
>>143623110
There is nothing currently against the rules about shitposting in OOC. You are doing nothing different right now by trying to start a lynching anonymously in the thread about guy you don't like. You also have the option to turn off OOC at any time, and to make a ban request with a real reason if you want to be a real voice instead of chinese baking forum poster.

>>143623203
>Didn't do accused action
>Didn't do anything remotely similar to it

Nope, anonymous disliker.
>>
File: 1459622038712.jpg (91KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1459622038712.jpg
91KB, 1920x1080px
I'm really sad that the local thread retard is behind this specific scenario here because it's a waste of a perfectly good example of how a stick-up-the-ass validhunting AI ruins rounds for everyone.
>>
>>143623253
>I didn't do anything similar to it, even though I'm confirmed to have been hacking doors!

This is looking more and more like banbaiting the more I read this.
>>
What did the AI do exactly anyway? say the clown had a radio? He's the guy who was hacking doors and breaking windows
>>
>>143623273
Yred should play AI again so we can get more cases of that.
>>
>>143623391
said the clown had the radio, said the clown was behind the people getting shocked because the clown was hacking doors.

Oh, and it locked the clown down for about a couple minutes until it was ordered to not do that.
>>
>>143623430
Nononono
We should have LESS cases of that
>>
>>143623273
There doesn't have to be a social stigma against the local retard you know :)

As long as they're pretending, you can always remember there can be many to learn from the retard, such as botany, atmos, and virology information. If you catch the retards interest, they will stop pretending long enough to engage you in the topic at hand.

>>143623343

Cutting access wire is not the same as shocking doors or comms spam. I also had not the materials to do the second action, so please stop moving that goalpost.
>>
>>143623467
It was pretty safe for the AI to assume the clown was behind shocking doors if it was hacking doors.

Everything else he did himself, like kill rot the CE's cock off and shit
>>
>>143623203

yes it is he know for doing shit like this.
>>
>>143623476
>not the same
"similar" does not mean "the same", killette.
It means similar.

You saying
>Didn't do anything remotely similar to it
Is a lie.
Are you lying to get someone banned?

Are you trying to ban bait?
>>
File: file.png (18KB, 1157x105px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
18KB, 1157x105px
>Spessmen keeps him up at night
>>
>>143623568
Can you give me some examples?
Maybe we should get a case together for a player ban.
>>
Did someone grief ? Great, make a fucking ban request with logs

No ban requests ? No bans
>>
>>143623829
dumb frenchposter
>>
>>143623641

I forgot we were all mature adults that use this imageboard, and only play spacemen in controlled and limited hours.

>>143623581

You're honestly twisting words at this point. Can I say you shocked a door, because you did a similar thing (cutting the AI control wire, which is hacking a door) and brig you for that?

Are you banbaiting now?

>>143623739
>>143623568

Please make your case

I should add the ONLY reason I am pushing this so hard is because I do not find this acceptable behavior for AI's especially. AI's should not fabricate events to remove crewmembers from the round.

>>143623829
The ban request was already made,and only killette, the accused, and admins posted in it. People just want to whine anonymously in the thread too because they can hate and say things without their name attached.
>>
>>143623470
Don't be silly, this is SS13
>>
>>143623829
I miss Rail !
>>
>>143624015
Actually, if you were hacking doors, and later people were found shocked, that's REALLY STRONG EVIDENCE against you.
Just saying, as a sec player, that's easily enough to bring you in.
>>
>>143623273

Also, as killette I rarely shitpost in the thread, or browse it honestly unless I have a reason to do so. I'm not even the baby's day out poster, but I will admit the idea sounds fun, while not being a viable roundtype at all in the same way monkey is whacky but immursion breaking.. But let's not bring up that topic, we have enough flinging here right now.
>>
>>143624161

>Hack doors including sec's doors
>Sec officer who I turn myself in with (cooperatively and uncuffed) notices the doors are hacked (ID scan wire cut so they can't be opened)
>They laugh it off, drag me into sec via maint and ask me to fix the doors, I don't get to due to rod

If anything, the doors got shocked due to shody engineering or shitter safari animals. Mending the ID scan wire does not cause shocking, and I could not have possible shocked many of those doors due to being gibbed by an immovable rod.
>>
>>143624242
t. killette
>>
>>143624361
It was kind of bullshit they let you out so many times, as per
>>143614214
>>
>>143624451

Yes, that is me. I do not believe I should adopt a tripcode

>>143624517

That is something being pulled out of their ass. The HoP lasered me to death because he mistookenly thought I death touched him (despite never touching him) when he had a virus with shutdown syndrome.

The people who cloned me, were just people, and my vampirism wasn't confirmed prior to the 2nd cloning, and that 'confirmation' was just a CE screaming I was a vampire after he had already killed me.

The only crimes I commited were camera cutting, AI door control wire cutting, and ID scan wire cutting. Please do not contribute to the spread of falsified information, as that distracts from the issues of how AI's should act and why they should not lie to take anyone out of the round.
>>
File: S23fcUu.png (93KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
S23fcUu.png
93KB, 480x480px
Why does the shuttle suck so much now compared to what it was before?
>>
>>143624786

Why do you think it sucks? The only recent changes I can gripe about is how slender the bar is and how there is no longer a theater outside of the holodeck.
>>
>be antag, do some slightly suspicious shit but due to other happenings beyond your control you become suspected and promptly outed and killed

>normal player:
>some salt maybe in OOC and the thread and then deals with it

>killette
>"NO I MUST MAKE MY CASE I WAS WRONGED, SURELY YOU MUST SEE THIS EVEN THOUGH NONE OF YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THE THREAD, FORUM AND OOC. YOURE JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE OF MY REPUTATION I BET, STOP IT."
>>
>>143624749
>The only crimes I commited were camera cutting, AI door control wire cutting, and ID scan wire cutting.
And death touching the CE
>>
>>143624905

>Be anonymous shitposter
>Don't defend the accused in the server's official forums, that requires my name
>Shitpost about killette

>>143624928
FAR after the actions mentioned in the ban request for the AI. They are unrelated in the instance and I only used logs prior for my case, but yes that did happen. What is your point?

Do you really want me to point out how the CE was also murdering me while I was retreating, before I death touched near crit before any vampiric abilities took effect? This said murder, happened over breaking a window to cargo, which I guess you can add to my vampiric crimes.
>>
>>143624361
wew

just drop it lad, all these tears are gonna dehydrate you
>>
>>143625274

I find your anonymous banter and stretching baffling. If I was to be like you, I'd probably call you a kid or something.
>>
>>143625375
>whine in the thread for longer than the round even went for
>go to call others kid
it really is baby's day out
>>
>>143623641
>logs in as guest
>stalks the forum refreshing
>takes picture, never actually post in the ban request
I find this sadder than anything involved.
>>
at first I was completely impartial, I dont give a fuck.
now I want killette banned.
>>
>>143625963

>Samefagging this hard to make it look like the entire playerbase is up in arms against a single person

Fuck off
>>
killete is an attentionwhoring retard, sure, but Jesus FUCK these logs
>Timmy McHuman: AI, law 2, do [order with zero potential for harm]
>HUH SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME BEING PASSIVEAGGRESSIVE [sic]
didn't even have any hints that the guy could be a non-human antag
should be an immediate fucking siliconban
>AI has to be bwoinked and told to obey law 2
>Y-YEAH BUT HE DID [thing that caused no human harm]
and this should immediately bump the ban up to a week
holy fuck I'm frothing at the mouth just imagining this in-game
>>
>>143626143
i'm not that guy, and you're being a little bitch over this famalam

go for a walk or something
>>
>>143626143
sure mate, stay delusional.
>>
>>143626303
>wanting radio jamming to be worthless
Legit the only purpose for radio spam is to make it so you can't hear people over the spam.
>>
why do you have to bring your 14 years old drama here

stay contained in the forums or ooc so the real men can talk about spess instead of your shittery
>>
>>143626570
hurrr i want my validz
>>
>>143626303
>>143626303
>sabotage cameras
>complain when AI can't see you getting beaten
>sabotage comms
>complain when AI can't see your requests
>>
>AI periodically checking in on me through radio and hologram manifestation
>scared to death that it was watching me because of a bad experience last time I got vampire where I got outted in the first 10 minutes because of the AI
>pretend I'm new and literally retarded to try and throw it off my trail
>scared shitless the whole time that it's watching my every move

I just want to succ
>>
>>143626570
a certain shitter got butthurt and memed on
>>
>>143626475
the AI was obviously not impaired in the least, especially not now that WE HAVE GOONCHAT THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SCROLL UP PROPERLY IN
notice how the AI doesn't say they couldn't fulfill law2 due to spam, they just cover up their passiveaggressiveness
>>
>>143626697
Goonchat makes radio spam even more fucklaggy now.
>>
File: ntrcoy.png (318KB, 599x582px) Image search: [Google]
ntrcoy.png
318KB, 599x582px
>>143610307
>he didnt "me" taking the syringe gun out before he shot you
>>
>>143626697
I believe the quote was something like the AI couldn't hear the person over radio spam.

Which is fair. Use your goddamn PDA.
>>
>>143626651
>couldn't kill the IAA and didn't grab the hypospray as CMO vamp

guffaw
>>
>>143623641
killette's job is basically being a NEET anyways, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He does it for GBP.
>>
>>143626746
funny the AI doesn't mention any of this when bwoinked, don't you think?
as if it knew exactly what it was doing wrong
>>
>>143626853
if you'd pay attention to the logs, you'd notice the spam stopped and the clown asked again, at which point the AI started opening doors and got the bwoink.
>>
>>143626824
I must have lost it when I took off my CMO jacket, though I thought I had put it in my medical belt a lot earlier. I thought about doing it at least, but I must have never gotten around to doing it, opting for the easier access from my jacket until it was 2late

I thralled a security guy so I thought he had taken care of the IAA after I gave a last minute walk through the brig. I can't believe he wasn't dead
>>
>do my best as CE to get loads of power
>only the AI thanks me
t-thanks AI.
>>
What's the minimum internet speed realistically needed for SS13?
>>
>>143626985
AIs are basically the best players on the server.
They have the highest standards, and are populated entirely by a higher level of player than other roles with less strict rules.
>>
>>143626962
it sucks to forget the little things like that. Hnestly thought the mech should've rekt you
>>
I want probe to play pulsar lost colony with me
>>
>>143626918
then the AI wouldn't bring up any half-assed excuse for ignoring law2 if it legitimately couldn't follow it
the AI could literally just have said "I didn't read" no matter what actually happened but that's not nearly passiveaggressive enough for it
>>
>this thread
holy shit killette let it go.
>>
>>143627089
the AI said "I'm doing it", followed by complaining about the radio spam.
Radio spam is fucking devestating to something that relies entirely on radio, like an AI.
If you don't like AIs being disabled by radio spam, either code in a way for hand radios to be filtered, or start using your PDA to contact the AI.
>>
>>143627160
not killete, dipshit
i just really fucking hate players that sign up for silicon and try to weasel out of their laws anyways
>>
>>143627065
I was scared as hell it would desu

I didn't even have any blood after thralling a couple guys, maybe 3. I would've been dead for sure.

One thing that bothers me though. Do vampires not get useable blood from dead victims? Your total blood goes up at any rate
>>
>>143627261
>bitch that you are too dumb to use a PDA while radio is being spammed
Be glad the AI didn't outright turn off public comms like some do in radio spamming scenarios.
>>
>>143627179
>NINE FUCKING SECONDS after the order, the AI acknowledges it and already has the excuse typed down
>didn't take that time to just fucking scroll up to read it, which I somehow am perfectly capable of doing as HoS
not buying it
>>
>>143626784
>tell a sec officer that i'm unrobust
>type out a message along the lines of "doing it this way is a lot easier anyway"
>the moment i hit enter, hit him with the autoinjector in my pocket
every time
I've only done it twice, but I can tell it'll never get old
>>
>>143627628
You don't have to buy it, that's what's in the logs.
You are basically getting angry that the AI explained why it didn't read, and didn't just say "lol didn't read".
>>
What was the best thing you got from Pray? What did you say?
>>
>>143627709
>didn't just say "lol didn't read".
that's basically what it did, over the radio
>>
>>143627628
wait, are you bitching over an AI delaying orders by NINE FUCKING SECONDS?

WHILE IT WAS BEING RADIO SPAMMED?

IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT?

IS THAT THE ACTUAL SITUATION HERE?
>>
>>143627795
a cookie

i got stuck under a diagonal transit tube section, that glitchily allows you to step under it but not back out
>>
>>143627795
A construct shell when the entire station was implanted.
>>
>>143627827
Did you not -just- say the AI should go "lol didn't read" to the admins, instead of being "passive aggressive"?
Hell, even "lol didn't read" is acceptable, given that you can't expect people to read the radio during radio spam.
>>
>>143626326
>>143626327
Nice phone senpai!
>>
>>143627851
no, nine seconds after, the AI is acting like a cunt and pretending not to have read
has to be told three times and given a bwoink to actually obey a perfectly valid law 2
not uncommon to see in completely normal play with zero spam, and guess what
I ahelp it every time
NOTHING comes out of it
>>
>>143627851
>AI is nine seconds slow
>in the snow, in the rain, uphill both ways
>while carrying a greyshirt
>and keeping a redshirt away from murder
>and being on fire
>crew complains about it being slow
I need an image of robot suffering
>>
>>143628136
>It's not bad enough for an admin to do anything about when it is ideal situations that you can see chat in
>try to get AIs banned over it happening in significantly more challenging situations
the fuck, killette?
>>
>>143628260
don't you ever, don't you ever fucking call me killete again
it's no secret that admins absolutely hate dealing with silicon ahelps, why do you think nothing comes out of them barring pain/shittery so big they literally can't get away with ignoring it
>>
>>143628547
fuck off killette
>>
>>143628547
Because the admins recognize that people aren't perfect robots, and so are OK with minor AI infractions for the sake of sanity and having any robot players?
The no tolerance policy you are positing is literally impossible in reality while maintaining any silicon players, since nobody is perfect.
>>
Anyone have the pic with the JBA "to be continued" edit?
>>
>>143627795
A gun that had three firing modes, including explosive bullets, that changed based on voice commands.

I was hunting Xenos during an aliums round and stumbled upon the nuke someone hid in the toilets near the abandoned bar. I prayed to the Emperor and I think the Primarch of the Blood Ravens to grant me the code to cleanse the station with the relic I've found. Instead I got the gun and was told to hunt down the Xeno scum.

But I didn't know that Hi-Ex bullets had such a slow firing speed and whether I had to say the ammo name again to reload, so I ended up a pretty big failure.
>>
>>143628751
>blood ravens

>Not Imperial fists
>>
>>143628846
It was a powerful weapon that just happened to be "lost." The Blood Ravens was appropriate.
>>
>>143628654
i'm fine with mistakes obviously
there is absolutely zero mistake in purposefully ignoring or dragging off an order
that's conscious, continued shittery
you wanna have fun being a dick? leave the turrets set to stun when sec comes to remove someone from your upload, ignore sentences like "the turrets" until they explicitly tell you the full sentence of "turn off the turrets"
that's fun and that's fair
nothibg makes me madder than intentionally breaking server rules and the admins literally letting it slide though. come think of it, I'll start saving logs of these
>>
>>143628751
For that gun you have to take the ammo pack out and set it on a recharger
It also has four or five firing modes, if I remember correctly. Stun/Taser, Lasers, Hi-Ex, Rapid fire and one more that I think escapes me or I misrember
>>
File: 1457664771915.jpg (80KB, 672x658px) Image search: [Google]
1457664771915.jpg
80KB, 672x658px
>The emergency shuttle has been called
>>
>>143629142
>AIs must be perfect, any mistake is a conscious effort into shittery
>AIs are not allowed to be inconvenienced by radio jammers
are you SURE you aren't killette?
>>
Question.
Why are AI laws not IC?
There is every tool available to handle it IC.
It's easier to stop a rogue AI than it is to find a man spamming a radio.
>>
>>143629281
not at all convinced about the AI having actually been unable to comply with law 2 orders it saw pop up in the chatbox, but I wasn't talking about this specific case there
borgs are the worst offenders of ignoring law 2, you can physically drag them into what you want them to do and repeat the order and they'll walk away
not exaggerating, has happened to me a few times
>>
>>143628727
pls respond
>>
>>143629654
If you yell at a single borg for doing that when it actually had something more important to do, I will never forgive you.
>>
>>143629179
I forgot that it also had Laser, but I can't remember if there was a fifth one on top of it; however, what I meant is that it seemed to take Hi-Ex so long to fire again that I thought you had to say the name again like loading another shell with the Combat Shotgun. In any case, it was fun while it lasted.
>>
>>143629743
>moves one tile when I start dragging it, just to break the drag
>stares
>drag it again
>moves a few tiles away and stares again
>stands still as I type
>walks off
Really Important
>>
>>143629946
sure, however it looks to you is how it looks.
But like I said, if a single one of them had an important thing to do, no forgiveness.
>>
>>143630078
and if a single one of them was doing it on purpose, no forgiveness either
except not because that sounds pretty edgy and self-important
>>
>>143630078
Yeah, pinging and getting pats at the bar are really important stuff
>>
>>143630302
Too late, anon.
>>143629142
>>
File: 1457714070653.jpg (46KB, 366x398px) Image search: [Google]
1457714070653.jpg
46KB, 366x398px
>>143630309
>>
File: 1458898413932.jpg (70KB, 675x450px) Image search: [Google]
1458898413932.jpg
70KB, 675x450px
>>143630394
Cyborgs don't need energy cells to survive, they need pats
>>
>>143630369
how the fuck do you get "I'll never forgib u ;(" from any of that
i'm much more interested in the admins actually fucking enforcing silicon laws than in personal grudges
and before you say anything no, I don't remember the names of borgs or preemptively treat any of them badly
>>
>>143630650
>I'm going to make a LIST because I am so slighted and need to remember these forever!
>>
>>143630837
list of evidence for ban appeals if admins weasel out of ahelps
if you didn't get the implication
i'm sure english is a nuanced language but come the fuck on
>>
>>143630945
The implication was that when a borg upsets you, you will write them down and try to get them banned, yes.
>>
>>143631034
>when a borg upsets you
when a borg breaks silicon laws
you didn't quite notice this here but since the moment I came into the thread the only thing I clamored for is silicon bans for silicons ignoring laws
unless your name is Rei, bans aren't handed out for hurt feefees
>>
>>143631247
How will you know a borg breaks sillycon laws until they upset you by breaking them?
>>
File: 1459490451974.png (436KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1459490451974.png
436KB, 500x500px
>>143631352
>How do you know X is happening when X happens
what a fucking waste of time this has been
>>
>>143631496
But how will you know if robots break laws if you're not on the receiving end?
>>
>>143615168
This. I don't go full it's runes guys if they seem a little downsy. Nobody has fun when the gestapo wipes them out instantly.
>>
>>143615320
Well that's fine. You can spend the time making the corresponding pills but at the same time half the symptoms that down a guy take more time than it's worth. Just kill him with radium, grab the cure and speed clone him. Antibodies will be spun out just in time.
>>
BIG
FAT
ROBO
TATS
>>
>>143622365
You have a reduced ability to confirm things without one so the good enough bar is lower for okay to fuck with someone.
>>
File: 1447969595722.jpg (53KB, 300x900px) Image search: [Google]
1447969595722.jpg
53KB, 300x900px
>>143626651
>tfw antagging with the bug detector
>>
File: rulebeetania.png (270KB, 1302x737px) Image search: [Google]
rulebeetania.png
270KB, 1302x737px
>>143610307
>Beetania before the Beepocolypse
>>
>>143633116
Do you think god exists somewhere and is waiting for the day to come
Or he's too scared of what he own gave birth?
>>
>tfw solo medbay
>slow shift
>eat all my own meds before boarding the shuttle
>get beaten to crit by a spider
>stand up
>get shot repeatedly into crit again
>stand up
lel
>>
File: beesstagedbeforeshuttle.png (211KB, 1402x659px) Image search: [Google]
beesstagedbeforeshuttle.png
211KB, 1402x659px
>>143633421
>Staging Bees for Escape on Shuttle
>>
>>143633506
don't make a habit of it, thats the road to the ultimate form of powergaming
>>
>>143633580
I behaved all round nigger, taking a lethal amount of healing meds is my god given right
>>
File: beesescapingstation.png (192KB, 1401x780px) Image search: [Google]
beesescapingstation.png
192KB, 1401x780px
>>143633543
Escaping Station with Bee Bros
>>
File: 1380851226492.jpg (42KB, 837x736px) Image search: [Google]
1380851226492.jpg
42KB, 837x736px
>move
>horrible new internet
>just discovered the hard way I can't effectively play on the serb at all

Fug
>>
File: Glory to NanoTrasen - 2.png (395KB, 1473x700px) Image search: [Google]
Glory to NanoTrasen - 2.png
395KB, 1473x700px
>>143633580
It's not that bad really. After the first few powergaming burnout you become immune. Like a pan-antibiotic immune strain you become a monster fueled by hate and death, only stoppable by something more monstrous than you. The things I could do with just fifteen of them...
>>
File: 1432554685777.jpg (201KB, 766x1031px) Image search: [Google]
1432554685777.jpg
201KB, 766x1031px
>>143633421
>mfw I left a note about this
>>
>>143633580
>load yourself up with 300 units of synaptizine, 300 of antitox, and 300 of Doctor's Delight

By god you'd be unstoppable.
>>
>>143610307
What's with all the fucking lag?
>>
File: BEE MENACE DESTROYED.png (452KB, 962x949px) Image search: [Google]
BEE MENACE DESTROYED.png
452KB, 962x949px
>>143633696
Neat, what was it?

>>143633736
Just creatine hyperzine with a chempack of tric/keloderma/bic on trickle. You're fucking space hitler if hitler was a swole man
>>
>>143633736
>no dexp
>no leporazine
>no bicaridine/iron/keloderm
spot the dead shitter
>>
>>143633825
that you were a champion of bees.
>>
>>143630494
Patting increasing energy in the cell when
>>
File: 13141414.webm (3MB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]
13141414.webm
3MB, 720x480px
>>143633760
nevermind it's fine now.
I relogged
>>
Bus Station is live get the fuck in here real nigga bus hours
>>
>>143634124
I pray that the internet on this rehabilitation camp is good enough
>>
>>143634124
>NO AIR IN THE FUCKING TAXIS

WHO FUCKED THIS UP
>>
>>143634649
ICK OCK
>>
>>143634124
Open a bus map issues ticket so we can all shitpost in it.
>>
>>143634817
well maybe the map shouldn't be shit
>>
Someone post the map folder, I want to see what it looks like but I can't play at the moment
>>
>>143635053
It's a boxier, shittier version of Taxi

But it has space pods, so that's nice.
>>
File: 1457164709815.png (577KB, 670x448px) Image search: [Google]
1457164709815.png
577KB, 670x448px
>Bus station
>>
If you are antag on Bus, emag the escape shuttle. It says attached to the station
>>
This map managed to be worse than Taxi.
It is absolutely shit to play in and keeps the same problems Taxi had.
>>
>>143636053
Yes. The problem being your incurable shit taste and genetic incapability to be anything other than a bitter faggot who wouldn't know fun if it rode his dick to the best orgasm of his life.
>>
>>143636202
Bus is actually really shitty right now
>>
File: 1441674817095.png (155KB, 2532x755px) Image search: [Google]
1441674817095.png
155KB, 2532x755px
>>143610307
>plasmamen are able to shrug off 20 lasers without even entering orange health

Why is this allowed?
>>
Tiny station when?
>>
>>143636425
Very very tiny station when?
>>
>>143636478
3x3 rooms for each department except engineering
>>
>>143633693
The guy in the image looks damn familiar, what's the source on it?
>>
>>143636338
Do your part. Box didn't become the highlander cause a bunch of bitch niggas cried and stayed on antiqua for 13 years

>>143636394
Cause powergaming race :^)
Don't forget they start with a hardsuit too.
>>
>>143636709
It's from am ovie.
>>
What do I do if my static name becomes a husbando? Do I ahelp idiots?
>>
>>143636978
>comparing this piece of shit to box

It's just shit and is literally the same thing as taxi.

Let it go
>>
Let's just remove everything that isn't box.

Will that make you faggots happy?
>>
Always make a new AI if you suspect the actual AI. 10/10
>>
>>143637273
box has come a very long way.

>>143637087
If you're getting preferential treatment, yes.
>>
>>143637448
yes desu
>>
>>143637448
I like def
>>
>>143637448
No, let's remove everything that uses a retarded system like taxis and keep making good, functional maps like Meta.
>>
File: 1463811867454.jpg (114KB, 950x950px) Image search: [Google]
1463811867454.jpg
114KB, 950x950px
>>143637448
Yes.
Fuck Probe and his shitty attempts at mapping
>>
>>143637521
Dude, turn down the aggression. It's not his map. He's making a hotfix because he knows how to contribute.
>>
>>143637448
Sure, I'd go with that
>>
>>143637448
fucking remove box, it's so overplayed
>>
>>143638395
>remove box

I'd just stop playing 2bh.
>>
I want a donut station. Wish I was good at mapping
>>
File: DONUTMUTHAFUCCKARS.jpg (4MB, 3856x4020px) Image search: [Google]
DONUTMUTHAFUCCKARS.jpg
4MB, 3856x4020px
>>143639663
It'd actually work now that we have larger maps. It'd still get hated cause it's not box/meta dept placement and powergame gear
>>
>>143639939
some reworking and it could be pretty good
>>
>>143639939
this actually looks really good, i'd play this in lowpop
>>
>Survive all shift unconverted with the blessing of my canister bomb
>Sec takes it on the shuttle
>They get rocked
>Never get it back.
Feels bad man. Thanks a lot shitcurity. you should have stayed in the cool kids club with the fuck off sign loaded in.
>>
File: 1464136591595.jpg (20KB, 438x360px) Image search: [Google]
1464136591595.jpg
20KB, 438x360px
>>143610307
>it's a yred gets space lube and fucks everyone episode

Why is there no counter to space lube again?
It's literally the most robust thing in the entire game.
Not even deathsquad members are immune to it.
>>
>>143639939
No, negro. Stop using Box or Meta as excuses of why people dislike your retarded maps like Taxi or Bus,

These are SHIT maps that will NEVER be good because of their retarded gimmick which isn't intuitive and the overall bad design, which we can see clear in this Bus bullshit even more than in Taxi. If you want people to play your map, make good maps.
>>
>>143640079
>take bomb to the airport
>get arrested or shot
>hurr durr it was only for self-defense, fucking police brutality dindu nuffin
>>
File: 1457477539526.jpg (35KB, 499x383px) Image search: [Google]
1457477539526.jpg
35KB, 499x383px
>hi nevill
>you hug nevill

>nevil: 5-55

>BOOM
>>
File: 1464382571948.gif (323KB, 192x256px) Image search: [Google]
1464382571948.gif
323KB, 192x256px
>>143640115
>It's literally the most robust thing in the entire game.
Hyperzine + Magboots. ADVANCED MAGBOOTS. Vox Magboots. YOU JUST HAVE TO THINK
>>
File: image.jpg (59KB, 613x618px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
59KB, 613x618px
>>143640115
>what is noslip shoes
read goddamn wiki, retard
>>
>15 people online
DEAD GAME
>>
>>143640326
>>143640335
Neither of those protect against lube.
>>
>>143640172
>Cult rune
>Ey senpaitachi, hold up going to the shuttle
>Put a prox in the ttv
>Put it by the sec door
>Jihad the important guys in the shuttle
>cult major stomp
You're an idiot.
>>
>>143640165
Gimmick < functionality.

>>143640115
Voice signaller bomb
Voice signaller firebomb
Voice signaller sleep bomb
Anything grenades
>>
File: 1464308217006.png (428KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]
1464308217006.png
428KB, 720x540px
>>143640397
Are you sure?
>>
>>143637058
Yeah, but what movie?
>>
>>143640708
Just tested advanced magboots and noslip shoes. Lube beats both
>>
>>143640397
>noslip shoes
>noslip
>does not protect from slipping
what
>>
>>143641080
>lube beats both
but it shouldnt, enspecially noslip shoes, must be bug or some faggot like dylan made it feature
>>
>>143641226
Lube has always slipped noslip shoes
>>
>>143641226
It even says noslips don't in the buy description.
>>
File: Shitbones goes for valids.webm (3MB, 1644x824px) Image search: [Google]
Shitbones goes for valids.webm
3MB, 1644x824px
>>143640335
>>143640326
>bunch of retards talking about shit they have no idea about
>>
>>143641495
It's pretty much a bug. Magboots GROUND YOU. You're not supposed to slip. Borgs can abuse this to ZAS the shit of everyone too
>>
File: FUCK ROBOTS.webm (616KB, 640x827px) Image search: [Google]
FUCK ROBOTS.webm
616KB, 640x827px
>>143641681
It's definitely not a /vg/ exclusive bug then because that's how it is on every codebase.

Then again those other fucking codebases have bugs in them that are years old.
>>
File: 1460209017762.png (13KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1460209017762.png
13KB, 400x400px
>>143614412
>>>/tumblr/

i got caught cutting wires killing people and using vampire powers on high rank players. How dare they kill me when im clearly an antag vampire! killing a vampire is opression! cis-security scum. I sexually identify as a vampire and anyone stopping me stupidly getting caught is a vampire racist

city of (You)
>>
>>143642352
Say it in the ban request then pussy.
>>
I want to cuddle with Sawbones
>>
Today was the day the music died.
>>
>best toxins bombs I can get are 11 devastation

What's the secret? I've tried using oxygen to heat the plasma first etc.
>>
Jesus christ Killette just take a fucking chill pill it's one round in a space man video game
>>
File: file.png (2MB, 1147x1001px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
2MB, 1147x1001px
>>143644372
He's already got a prescription for the chill pills, I've no idea why he isn't taking them to be brutally honest
>>
>>143644652
>he
>>
>>143644678
I refuse to believe that was Killette's tumblr or instagram of whatever it was, I wish to forget, please let me forget
>>
File: killetteboogeyman.png (77KB, 1303x865px) Image search: [Google]
killetteboogeyman.png
77KB, 1303x865px
>>143626326
>>143626646
>>143627160
>>143627851
>>143628093
>>143628260
>>143628547
>>143628641
>>143644372
>>143644652

>Just wake up, tired of bullshit last night and go to bed
>Everyone calls everyone else Killette
>Nobody even replies to the actual me

Holy fuck the boogeyman is real. If you complained on the actual forum instead of an imageboard, you could see who the killette always is, but this is just ridiculous.
>>
>>143645156
t. not killette
>>
>>143645250
t. Killette
>>
>>143644764
protip: 90% of the people in these threads are losers
>>
>>143645156
I was just making a general statement about how Killette was being a fucking wiener but okay
stay mad kiddo
>>
>>143645310
>stay mad kiddo
Woah, did I accidentally step into the kool kids klub on the gaia online forums?
>>
>>143645156
>i'm not that guy, and you're being a little bitch over this famalam

>go for a walk or something
where in this post did i say killette? you fucking nerd
>>
>>143645367
You definitely did, bucko
Now get out before I dunk your head in the toilet B)
>>
File: 1458192330643.jpg (64KB, 365x500px) Image search: [Google]
1458192330643.jpg
64KB, 365x500px
>>143645367
>>
>>143645380

Guess you didn't, but take nerd back or I'm calling the police.
>>
>>143645303
Just like you friend :^)
>>
>>143626828

I wish, my job is hell and all the cool coworkers want to quit. Why you gotta hate on a man for having a job though? Even most admins have actual jobs.
>>
>>143645680
killette add me to steam
>>
>>143642009
Don't you know it. If you die and get borged, there's a note in your TP memories from some guy named NeoFite saying he has no idea how to remove objectives without fucking up roundend info and it's so old that there's no mention of him even in the GitHub history. Even today, the Goon coders of old haunt us.
>>
>>143645859
Who?
>>
>>143645905
/id/Zealot/
>>
>>143645970

The slowpoke guy or the skeletor guy?
>>
>>143646169
my pictures a slowpoke yeah and i play a skeleton in space
>>
>want to join metaclub
>people tell me to send dickpics to senaat1
>I'm a girl

wat do????
>>
>want to join metaclub
>people tell me to send dickpics to intigracy
>I'm a girl

wat do????
>>
>>143646324
Give ckey
>>
>>143643695
Compile your notes and the answer will be clear. You know how to calculate your tank temp after mixing right?
>>
>>143646324
>>143646417

You two must kiss
>>
File: file.png (54KB, 871x526px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
54KB, 871x526px
Hey guys. Have you noticed a phantom pAI at the end of Bus Station rounds or am I getting a weird test server issue here?
>>
>>143646450

Bus station 5: The plantom pAIn
>>
>>143646431
I programmed an emulator for everything in the toxins making processing including zburn, merging of the tanks into a TTV and then detonation itself and didn't find anything along with my notes knowledge.

desu I've most likely been retarded and missed something or it's just I'm missing out on some ZAS-atmos related shit since I haven't used it before.

Any obscure tips you can give before I end up looking around aimlessly for improvements?
>>
>>143646564
$0.25 pomfcoins have been deposited in your account
>>
>>143646639

Put your autism to something that isn't capped
>>
>>143645156
xD
>>
Where is the link for the pay 4 features website?
>>
>>143646776
https://www.bountysource.com/

Please keep in mind that convincing someone to code it doesn't equal the players approving of it. Don't waste your money/a coders time getting something no one wants rejected.
>>
>>143646668

No thanks, the petting is pay enough.
>>
>>143639939
I like this
>>
>>143646426
kilette2
>>
>>143646426
killette2
>>
>>143646426
unid
>>
New Player Options
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Setup Character

View the Crew Manifest


Join Game!

Observe

Show Player Polls (NEW!)
>>
>tfw no qt vox gf who comes home after a long shift
>tfw will never wash her stinky, sweaty pressure suit for her
>>
>>143647431
>observe

Playing's for scrubs.
>>
File: steven.jpg (116KB, 596x445px) Image search: [Google]
steven.jpg
116KB, 596x445px
>cancer gets removed
>skellingtons get removed later

The lore is real
>>
File: 1449886839102.png (117KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
1449886839102.png
117KB, 1000x1000px
>>143647552
I don't like anything about this post.
>>
>>143647505
That's a fetish all right.
>>
>>143647431
banned for metagaming.
>>
>>143647650
vox don't breathe oxygen, so their odour is probably sweet
>>
>>143647616

What's wrong with it?
>>
>>143647431
Join Game!
>>
>>143648139

Cancel
>>
>>143648303
Join Game!
>>
>>143646426
kammerjunk
>>
File: tumblr_nssl09rgJ61uxr4wzo1_1280.gif (13KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nssl09rgJ61uxr4wzo1_1280.gif
13KB, 650x450px
So, there's an MSPA style comic about SS13 called Decompressed. It's...interesting.

http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/post/126217742172/you-are-a-staff-assistant-on-the-space-station
>>
._.
>>
A FUCKING ZOO
>>
>tfw not allowed to erp with your qt co-worker
When will this tyranny end?
>>
>>143649909
.-.
>>
>>143650030
;_;
>>
'-'
>>
>>143650053
:'<
>>
>>143649909
>>143650030
>>143650053
>>143650061
>>143650104
( ._.) . o O ( wizard )
>>
I fucking hate this meme

Bring back the last thread's meme of just spamming song lyrics in all caps
>>
>>143650204
:c
>>
File: tumblr_o582nfUf0O1uxr4wzo1_1280.gif (365KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o582nfUf0O1uxr4wzo1_1280.gif
365KB, 650x450px
>>143648736
this is a really cute comic
>>
>>143650204
...;_;
>>
>go to sleep
>check AI ban request
>not resolved
>I can't figure out who the faggot is, the requester or the requestee

this game 2 hard
>>
>>143650204
(:
>>
>>143650864
Ban both.
>>
>>143650864
Given their histories?
Killette, 100%.
>>
>>143650864
>get validated as tator
>so much butthurt he shitpost in the thread and makes a ban request
Mmm, maybe it's so hard because he's one of the faggots in the metaclub. Am I not right?
>>
File: nigger_category_455.jpg (22KB, 450x502px) Image search: [Google]
nigger_category_455.jpg
22KB, 450x502px
>>143651442
It's like a woman in her 50s who demands to see the manager
>>
>>143648736
>the washing machine scene
bookmarked
>>
>>143651442
>AI isn't even aware what type of antag the clown is, just that he cut cameras
>Makes up stories claiming the clown did events the clown never did
>Person isn't even in the metaclub and won't join
???
It's like you didn't even read the events unsurprisingly
>>
Bus Medbay will probably get completely rebuilt from the ground up over the weekend.

If you want to have input on this, please post on the github issue. Right now I'm working on some of the other stuff like scaling it to 500x500 so I might miss your suggestion unless you put it there.
>>
>>143646417
You're in luck, he prefers cervixes.
>>
>>143651068
>she shitpost in OOC, so she must always be wrong
>>
>>143652240
But anon, the in the events in question the AI thought the clown was behind the numerous problems on the station, and had some pretty good reasons to believe that.

It's like you didn't even read the events.
>>
>>143652382
Either state all the areas at each destination or remove it.
>>
>>143652240
>>143652473
morning killette.
>>
is killette actually a girl
>>
>>143652657
>think something is happening
>it's ok to lie and say you saw it happened as an AI
two different things
Even Gontran last night, an AI player, thinks it's wrong and he also played one of the griefiest clowns in existence
>>
>>143653019
>all evidence points to the clown being guilty
>B-but the AI was lying!
Morning killette.
As probe said,
>At first glance it doesn't look so much like lying as you repeatedly putting yourself in a position where the blame for events pointed at you. I'm very surprised someone managed to get shocked by doors you tampered with and it happened to not be you. If I put myself in the AIs position where they have even less knowledge than I do know I'd probably jump to the same conclusion.
>>
>>143653098

[20:44:57]OOC: Eli Wood/Gontran (@207,229,1): AIs should never lie unless their laws says so
[20:45:09]OOC: Eli Wood/Gontran (@207,229,1): Or fucking around with people they can fuck with

Look at the logs, clown/killette never touched a radio Friday, so the AI deliberately lied.
You can't say I was wrong for doing an action, when I never did the action.
How could I have done half of those things while dead?
Even if it LOOKS like I did that, the AI claimed to see me have done it, which is the problem. If you didn't see it happen, don't say you did just to feel right, because when you're wrong it causes a whole lot of problems.
>>
>>143653251
Killette, if this is all about an AI lying, that's not bannable.
And you have no proof it was lying. It could have been mistaken or tricked. Both of which are completely viable ways of doing things on this station.
As it stands, the only thing I can concretely see that the AI did was not open a door for you for about 10 seconds during high radio spam. The rest is your conjecture.
>>
>>143652382
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10247

Is currently where medbay issues are going, btw.
>>
>>143617231
1/10 people on the server actually understand this
>>
>>143652960
they dont like noise rock so they clearly ain't a real man
>>
File: garfink.png (203KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
garfink.png
203KB, 1920x1080px
#AI Goals
>>
>>143619526
Doing god's work there
>>
And AIs/Borgs are not supposed to act like pAIs. pAIs are almost perfect AI software capable of being as human-like as possible, unlike AI/Borgs who are supposed to be impartial and cold. pAI directives are guidelines of how they should act and the second directive is a fucking joke that can be overruled by using directive one if they have a master. That's always cringe when someone download me as pAI and start imputing log-ass secondary directives before even registering as master. pAIs, unlike your usual sillycon, are supposed to be loyal to their master and serve them to the best of their ability, they are supposed to assit their antagonist masters because they are their master, you don't have to input this in their directives, that's how they are supposed to act.

tl;dr: Don't act like a carbon if you are a silicon, unless you're a pAI. You're not a MoMMI but you have no reason to call security over people messing with your cameras or doing nasty stuff to doors, just ask a borg to fix it or call and engineering(Just say 'x is broken' and don't say who broke it).
>>
File: 1411620406787.jpg (237KB, 936x1876px) Image search: [Google]
1411620406787.jpg
237KB, 936x1876px
Someone please explain to me how bus station is supposed to be a better taxi, because after playing a round of bus I just don't see it.
>>
>>143654853
>>>/bay/
>>
>>143654928
Better is always subjective but here are some of the reasons for me

Taxis are split apart so you can't bomb both
Free space pods
Much bigger maint
Harder to ruin the stations with singuloose/bombs
Much less cramped rooms (especially brig cells, xenobio cells)
Much bigger botany with more trays
Xenobio actually has borers
etc
>>
>>143655145
These are all silly things that could be changed in Taxi without any major revamp on the map.

Bus is horrible. Instead of giving us a better, lowpop map that isn't either the bloated Taxi or the awful Mini, they gave us this piece of shit called Busstation which gathers everything bad from Taxi and Box.
>>
>>143655561
:o
>>
>>143655776
:0
>>
>>143653251
>[20:44:57]OOC: Eli Wood/Gontran (@207,229,1): AIs should never lie unless their laws says so

This is untrue. An AI follows the three laws of robotics, it does not need to tell the truth unless lying would break one of the laws.

Infact it should be common for AIs to lie to improve the happiness of the human crew, telling them the truth may cause emotional harm which of course is bad according to their first law.
>>
>>143655776
:/
>>
>>143647552
Hahaha oh god.
>>
>>143647552
amazing
>>
Byond 510 is so broken, if you walk around the station you just get randomly stuck on corner blocks
>>
thank you borg

t. reica
>>
>>143656568
Git gud
>>
File: ss+(2016-05-28+at+07.46.36).png (11KB, 476x266px) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2016-05-28+at+07.46.36).png
11KB, 476x266px
>plant deadly vines around the station
>turns out they do nothing
>get all hyped for sec to storm the outpost wanting their valids
>even had tactical soap ready
>lol nope, nobody cares today

Least I tried something creative.
>>
>>143656793
Its because you're shit and nobody cares about you.
>>
>>143656793
meet me at vore dorms, I'll care about you baby
>>
>>143656793
You killed one of the two security officers, the other one was a traitor with the objective of killing that other security officer
>>
File: T9UKyg.gif (434KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
T9UKyg.gif
434KB, 720x720px
>>143656842
this is not news
>>
>[07:43:41]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(unknown)->LosPadrosEspaniolos/(DubsCheckem): You are still fucking up

>[07:43:43]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(unknown)->LosPadrosEspaniolos/(DubsCheckem): Reica Carter whispers with their final breath, "K-kil-ll-l-l-l y-your-r-r-rself-f, t-th-hat-t's-s an-n ord-d-der-r..."

>[07:44:20]ADMIN: PM: LosPadrosEspaniolos/(DubsCheckem)->Mustardtiger/(unknown): Well borg isn't alive, so it can't kill himself, but i can destroy myself

>[07:44:34]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(unknown)->LosPadrosEspaniolos/(DubsCheckem): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>
>>143656887
their new dorms are pretty comfy

>>143656968
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>
>>143656906
did i kill them with the vines? they were doing nothing to me, and i dont think they were one of my radgun victims
>>
>>143656968
BAN BAN BAN
>>
>>143657091
The vines really badly fucked them up and I just dragged them back to sec and stuffed the corpse in a locker

thanks, by the way
>>
>>143657156
Anytime.
>>
how do I tell if its my back hurting or my kidney
>>
>>143659407
Remove muscles until the pain stops
>>
>>143656793
>box (modified flare gun)
People actually BUY this?
>>
File: yourearascal.png (172KB, 539x440px) Image search: [Google]
yourearascal.png
172KB, 539x440px
>>143660159
peoples said the same shit about powergloves
and look what that cheeky enginner did yesterday
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjNVVmLCGQ

jukebox when?
>>
>>143657040
I spend most of the rounds there waiting for some pda messages, we should have vore dorms
>>
jukebox when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Yp3Pdo4ho
>>
>>143663140
it's already on the jukebox. mainly the superjuke.
>>
>>143612834
>We will never port it to a non-autistic server

Feels really bad.

What's the best (Least autistic) HRP server right now?

I'm lately playing on Aurora.
>>
Hello Sarca fans, I have just made the biggest Sarca post in my life. Like comment and subscribe!!!

http://hippiestation.com/showthread.php?tid=4111&pid=28298#pid28298
>>
>>143665613
your not sarca stop pretending
>>
does anyone have that picture for the mechanic guide?
>>
File: tumblr_o5ygwefHGV1uxr4wzo1_1280.gif (72KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o5ygwefHGV1uxr4wzo1_1280.gif
72KB, 650x450px
>>143648736
It's provided me with the best ss13 related reaction image
>>
>>143666140
I am.
>>
>>143665382
this is an autistic game
>>
>>143665382
>>143612834
What's so great about it?
>>
File: welding.gif (2KB, 32x32px) Image search: [Google]
welding.gif
2KB, 32x32px
How's this for a welding animation of the wall disassembly process?

Is it that bad?
>>
>>143667317
it's good as long as it plays at that speed in game and constantly loops
>>
>>143667201
http://ss13polaris.com/files/map_4-24-16.png
>>
>>143666842
Yeah, I know, just saying, anyone has a bias towards a HRP server?

Polaris is Extra autist, and populated by SJWs and tumblr faggots.
>>
>>143661638
What happened ? I've never seen powergloves used.
>>
Who else hoping Somhuan gets banned for their shittery and validhunting as an asimov AI?
>>
>>143669126
A crazy bastard wired the engines directly to the grid and started instantly ashifying people with power gloves using a t-ray scanner to find wires to use.
>>
>>143669257
And?
>>
>>143669379
He killed a lot of people. That's pretty much it.
>>
>>143669257
Do you need to stand on a knot to use them?
>>
>>143669379
Admins started blasting AC/DC and other lightning related music.

Made even better by the people complaining about the music.
>>
>>143669448
Just a wire if I remember right. Doesn't need to be exposed either.
>>
>>143669423
>>143669496
That's nothing special, engineers do that every day.
>>
File: 1460680545614.png (20KB, 642x715px) Image search: [Google]
1460680545614.png
20KB, 642x715px
>>143669657
If you're gonna be a contrarian shithead at least try to be entertaining about it. It was fun, and no, engineers rarely use powergloves, there's a reason why that was noteworthy.
>>
>>143669797
>point out a fact
>"you contrarian shithead"
Calm down. No need to get this worked up over a video game because you don't play engineering often.
>>
>>143669950
NO YYOU
>>
>>143667317
Make it a bit brighter, with the center more white and the edge more yellow. If you then manage to adjust the timing of the animation with the actual time it takes to slice up a wall it'll be good.

>>143668131
That looks like it could be a fun map, but it's also huge, so only playable on highpop/30-40+ players.
>>
If you are riding this escape shuttle you have been visited by
THE CAUTIONARY BIRD OF SOLE SURVIVAL
A locker full of high-value minerals and an entire backpack of C-20r SMGs will come to you, but ONLY if you post "It wasn't worth it." in this thread.
>>
bus is shit, stop voting for it
>>
Man fuck that HoP and HoS.
>>
>>143672494
It looks like the map is huge mostly because there's a bunch of empty space between rooms filled with rock. Remove those and it looks on par with Deff
>>
>>143673547
IT HAS A ZOO THOUGH
>>
>>143673640
Right, having a second, closer look it seems only so big because everything is stretched out with long corridors to have the rock fit inbetween.
yfw you need to walk across the map with bay-tier run speed
>>
How do you play as an Internal Affairs Agent? Do you just conduct random inspections?
>>
>>143674119
RISP IN CRISPIES
>>
>>143674325
You be an annoying asshole
>>
>>143673969
The zoo is good but have you found the OWL hideout yet?
>>
>Yred not online
did he die?
he's usually online 24/7
>>
>>143674861
WHAT
>>
>>143674912
He was just online
>>
>>143675057
oh damn it
>>
>>143673547
This. Lung pop central
>>
>>143674929
Continue exploring maint fellow assistant
>>
How to be a huge dick
>1 Roll Plasmaman
>2 Ghost
>3 Go to Telescience
>4 Mash the SHIT out of that console
>5 Send the entire station into space
>>
>>143677174
You can operate consoles as a ghost?
>>
>>143677475
Only as a Plasmaman ghost.
>>
>>143677495
But why?

That seems broken as FUCK

Unless griffing with it is bannable
>>
File: dance.webm (936KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]
dance.webm
936KB, 1000x750px
Reminder
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts#Storage_Items
>>
Holy shit when are we gonna fucking nerf plasmamen
This is why only shitters play them
>>
>>143677603
>>143677716
Why are you assuming this is intentional in first place?
>>
>it's either real or it's a dream there's nothing that is inbetween
>twilight
>>
>only notes are me being an old of my old ckey and 1 meme note from a year ago

;_;
>>
>>143677924
Because I get the impression that this feature has been around for awhile
>>
>>143677174
I couldn't recreate it locally.
>>
>>143677984
I only meant to stay a while
>>
>>143678153
Sawbones has known it but hasn't gotten it fixed
>>
>>143678145
>tfw clean
Good boys represent
>>
>>143678153
you are so fucking dumb
>>
File: 1443127772611.jpg (98KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
1443127772611.jpg
98KB, 600x800px
>>143678145
>Get a new meme note every other week
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
File: MyNotes.png (19KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
MyNotes.png
19KB, 480x480px
>>143678145
NOTES
O
T
E
S
>>
File: troubled.gif (11KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]
troubled.gif
11KB, 600x450px
>>143678145
>only note is me asking for my notes
>i only found this out the second time i asked for my notes
>>
File: 1414697582204.png (380KB, 789x900px) Image search: [Google]
1414697582204.png
380KB, 789x900px
>>143678331
ckey?
>>
>>143678304
fuck you
>>
>>143678281
man ive tried and tried but it either goes ignored/its some deep shit that none of us knows how to truly recreate
>>
File: 1424902586266.jpg (109KB, 564x428px) Image search: [Google]
1424902586266.jpg
109KB, 564x428px
>>143678745
>>
>>143677924
Because I was joking
>>
biscuits when i just made them for the first time and i want them in spess, and i mean like the dough shit you put in the oven not cookies
>>
>>143668131
>that massive ass medbay
>that comfy cargo in its own isolated corner
>that separate fuckhueg kitchen and bar
>that massive arrivals

Other than the no xenobio, I want it.
>>
>>143680616
Then map it.
Mapping is just lego, senpai. Anyone can do it.
>>
>>143610307
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>
>>143668131
>they still have the real katana in the safe
ABSOLUTE
MADMEN
>>
where can i see my notes?
>>
>>143681078
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
>>
>>143681701
ckey?
>>
>>143681754
deadpoolj
>>
>>143681701
Just ahelp and ask
>>
File: disgust.jpg (46KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]
disgust.jpg
46KB, 620x400px
bad new spessmen your least favorite shitler is unbanned and coming back to the server

WHO IS IT?
>>
2 out of 5 players on /vg/station wanted to allow ERP.
>>
>>143681978
Trinity isn't banned tho
>>
>>143681842
!!DON'T DO THAT!!
my brother died this way
writing from my phone
>>
what the fuck is this game and how do I play it.
>>
>>143681978
Sawbones was banned?
>>
Why are female sec so bad?

>Throw snaps at them
>they tase me

literally the worst
>>
>>143682102
Mate, this is your chance to avoid getting autism and live a happy life, just leave now
>>
>>143682117
There's nothing wrong with Sawbones.
>>
>>143682204
insecurity

which is so ironic it's almos poethic
>>
>>143682204
>assaulting an officer

You deserved it.
You were probably loitering too you fucking criminal scum.
>>
>>143682102
if you can't read the OP and manage to install and play the game from there, you may as well not try
>>
File: that's that.jpg (32KB, 650x453px) Image search: [Google]
that's that.jpg
32KB, 650x453px
>>143681978
I'd sooner kill myself than be in the same server as TermedClepe again.
Thankfully that won't happen, because he beat me to it.
>>
>>143682270
There is everything wrong with Sawbones
>>
File: 1396982943151.png (373KB, 460x1350px) Image search: [Google]
1396982943151.png
373KB, 460x1350px
>>143681978
i'd give termedclepe a month at most before he got re-rule zero'd
>>
>>143682223

I played wurm for half a decade with some of the worst shitters /v/ could generate.

I've already been exposed bruv.
>>
holy shit what a shit map
>the taxi shuttles don't even have light
>popped my lungs when i was trying to get to robotics
>toxins launching room isn't on toxins
>robotics isn't on science so you have to awkwardly drag the third mech syringue gun for the RnD starter kit
>>
What an awful round on an awful map
>>
>>143682848
Oh fuck who are you I also played wurm for a short bit?
>>
>>143682204
Why is Trinity so bad?


>FTFY
>>
The holocaust wasn't half as bad as this map
>>
>>143682982
This she really is. She constantly lies about things people do. Saying they hurt her when they never touched her, then trying to jail them for that crime
>>
File: 1422618576637.gif (279KB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]
1422618576637.gif
279KB, 500x282px
>cult with 8 sec officers
>on bus
>>
>>143682982

>hating on the dream team member

It was the nig
>>
>>143683101
Shitcurity dream team maybe
>>
>>143682772
Yeah, but the repo has to deal with him for another year.
>>
Nerf manifest ghosts
>>
Nerf manifest ghosts, remove being able to soulshard severed heads without the rest of the body
>>
>>143683337
How else will yred solo cult by himself??
>>
>>143682982
But it wasn't Trinity it was the HoS
That doesn't fix it at all
>>
>>143682978

If you're bromo you can suck a bag of dicks.
>>
>>143683545
fuck no, are you bill?
>>
File: 1457693356975.gif (2MB, 186x170px) Image search: [Google]
1457693356975.gif
2MB, 186x170px
>new guy wants to play
>I don't even know how to explain to someone on what the game is
>>
>>143683337
You should just make it impossible to keep one indefinitly, it should hurt a lot to spawn one, and you should be able to hold it as long as you have bicard.
>>
File: file.png (127KB, 993x749px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
127KB, 993x749px
Is Deity twelve? I'm pretty sure Deity is twelve.
>>
>>143683701

Fuck Bill, he sold out Brompton rip in pieces. I thought you were from one of the older towns. I'm Gooch
>>
Currently mining in Bus Station is rather shallow and poorly optimized.

The mining station it's too small and lacks proper equipment like an 02 canister -I had to break inside EVA to get a refill-, crates to bring the materials to science and ore boxes inside the station. Also it has only 3 hardsuits while we can have up to 4 miners.

The asteroid has a fair quantity of common minerals like iron, plasma, gold and silver but lacks Diamonds (I have found none) and Uranium. It's also riddled with monsters at the very beginning, making it harder to mine valuable ores.

Please improve
>>
>>143684269
The ores are spawned randomly, you goof
>>
>>143684129
Oh christ, redditor ban when?
>>
>>143684138
I didn't even play much, bring back wurm though
>>
>Currently mining in Bus Station is rather shallow and poorly optimized.

>The mining station it's too small and lacks proper equipment like an 02 canister -I had to break inside EVA to get a refill-, crates to bring the materials to science and ore boxes inside the station. Also it has only 3 hardsuits while we can have up to 4 miners.

>The asteroid has a fair quantity of common minerals like iron, plasma, gold and silver but lacks Diamonds (I have found none) and Uranium. It's also riddled with monsters at the very beginning, making it harder to mine valuable ores.

>Please improve

G I T H U B
I
T
H
U
B
>>
>>143684475
but anon refilling a large oxygen tank is a meme it lasts all round by default
>>
>>143684269
Go make a Github issue.
We even have a web reporter button so you don't have to sign up.
The thread is not an issue tracker.
>>
>>143684475
>The asteroid has a fair quantity of common minerals like iron, plasma, gold and silver but lacks Diamonds (I have found none) and Uranium
How can you play miner and not realize that these are randomized and not placed?

You just had shit luck capn
>>
>>143680616
>thor finds the longest twizzler in asgard.gif
Nice
>>
>>143685924
>coder still proud of their shitcode they wont take any requests unless it's done 'officially' to not offend them

Even Polaris coders will just use their own forums and channels to contribute they don't just limit themself to Git

Maybe that's why their codebase is so far advanced ours whilst it still feels we're playing in 2010
>>
>>143687005
No you dumb shit, coders don't even play the game. Much less come to the thread.
>>
>>143687693
>No our code is complete shit for THIS reason, not THAT reason

Point still stands
>>
>>143669176
shut up killette
>>
Okay losers, I finally got a trip so people will stop pretending to be me. I hope that AI shitter gets banned for getting his valids on me
>>
File: 1463355357602.jpg (145KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
1463355357602.jpg
145KB, 720x960px
>>143688085
Wasting a trip to make a joke that isn't even funny?
When did you find this place from Reddit?
>>
>>143688265
I can make dozens of funny tripcodes in 5 minutes or less
>>
adding vice uniform for sec and mailman outfits WHEN?
>>
Can you queers not call the shuttle immediately, and rather wait and see if we can rebuild?
>>
>>143688673
>rebuilding

Where do you think you are?
>>
>>143687005
No you idiot, the thread is a temporary thing.

Every time you report something in the thread, you risk that nobody sees it and it disappears after the bump limit.
Then you get people who "report" issues and whine that they never get fixed in the thread because they never reach coders.
>>
File: ;).png (14KB, 387x429px) Image search: [Google]
;).png
14KB, 387x429px
PRO TIP THE ADMINS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW: go into "setup special roles" in your preferences tab and set your favorite antag roles to "always," you'll have increased priority above those who only have it set to "yes." this works both at roundstart and for autotraitor, ragin' mages, aliens, etc.
have fun
>>
File: 1464112384240.jpg (139KB, 1023x682px) Image search: [Google]
1464112384240.jpg
139KB, 1023x682px
>>143668131
>that atmos
what the fuck are these people smoking and where do I get some
>>
>>143688841
If you do this, do not complain that you get auto-antagged without a popup.
That is what ALWAYS means.
>>
>>143688598
When you code it Mr. Asshurt
>>
>>143688841
This isn't true! It makes mustard gas! My wife's son spaceman did this and now he's in a coma!

I thought everyone knew this already? It was one of the first things I set when I came onto this server way back
>>
>>143689057
Don't bully
>>
>>143687005
>i could put up a complaint in the middle of six fucking hundred shitposts which will be gone in 24 hours and where discussing it has to be done through even more shitposting
>or I could put it in the place where complaints go
Holy shit Anon you're a genius!
>>
Anyone else meta Griff name fags? I've got a new target now. Especially disgusting person
>>
>>143689345
>I could choose to engage the community I code for and get information I need to make a better code so we're not the laziest hacked together codebase of all ss13
>or I can act entitled and only look at what I want to so I can have /vg/code pride!

Holy shit how do other coders outside /vg/ code do it!
>>
File: ssdjkfhskjfhlshf.png (4KB, 642x58px) Image search: [Google]
ssdjkfhskjfhlshf.png
4KB, 642x58px
how 2 get stone mask or changeling vial?
>>
>map render of bus still not available for view
fukc
>>
>>143689927
xeno "fuck off shaft miners" arch
>>
>>143689991
>xenoarch has ANOTHER way to become antags
Please tell me they're rare
>>
>>143689991
time to powergame against Grey Stroke every shift now
>>
>>143690102
>xenoarch has ANOTHER way to become valids
Think positive!
>>
>>143690269
>be xenoarch
>find changeling vial
>go to the monkeys at the research outpost
>sucky sucky with transform sting
>horror form when everybody thinks it's cult or something
>kill the cult
>>
>spawn in as assistant
>decide to pretend to be new
>kurt jacobs, iaa offers me a job as his assistant
>gives me lipstick and a dress to wear
>drags me around and shows me around the station
>takes me to the library and shows me adult books
>we're arguing in the IAA's office because he was being secretive about where he went
>other IAA walks in
>we take it to the dorms
>he's about to tell me a secret about himself
>first time I've spoken in g I reveal myself to be a ling
>He too reveals himself to be a ling
>Other IAA shows up, he is also a ling
>minutes later we're all in a dorm with the clown
>gangbang him and succ him dry
>all fail as we spent far too long doing nothing this shift

fun round, thanks Kurt worried you were gonna rape me, what with your past and all
>>
>>143689927
admin only
>>
>>143684129
He's just french.
>>
>>143650012
>tfw you play along degenerates who are turned on by 32x32 sprites and shitty generic roleplay
feels good when the valids call
>>
>>143690498
You know you would have wanted it, and I never would have succed my assistant.
>>
>>143690498
I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT CLOWN

FUCK
>>
>>143690636
why dress them up then??
>>
>>143690786
to take out on dates
>>
>>143690858
meet me in vore dorms in 20 minutes qt
>>
>>143690994
Alright
>>
>>143669797
Ashing people is pretty damn cool nigger
>>
>>143691064
You better show up~
>>
>>143688847
That is a very nice cat, mind if I save this picture?
>>
>>143682204
>throw snaps
>theres an item that does the exact same sound and text as snaps but kills you in a handful of hits
>cry when you get tazed

Be glad you didn't have your head caved in retard.
>>
>>143692960
No sorry, it's just for me
>>
>>143693195
if it was the item to kill in one hit they would've died retard lmao
>>
>>143693241
Damn it.
>>
>>143693338
re-read his posts you inbred
>>
CAN SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING "BUSES" ON BUS STATION? THANKS
>>
File: judge.jpg (65KB, 1000x609px) Image search: [Google]
judge.jpg
65KB, 1000x609px
Alright, the Court of Public opinion is now in session!

Killette vs SonHuan
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2569

Should the AI be banned or not?
>>
>>143693642
>he's saying i'm bread

what the fuck is wrong with you dummy? kek!

Seriously though the sec knew it was just the snaps, i threw a handful just fine
>>
>>143693195
>>theres an item that does the exact same sound and text as snaps but kills you in a handful of hits
The fuck are you talking about
>>
Is there a way to get a Rapid Pipe layer without breaking into engineering or being an engineering cyborg?
>>
>>143694073
some slime extract that explodes when thrown
>>
>>143693751

Do they just not have any air in them or something?
>>
>>143693757
He should get a note and warning. Idk about ban
>>
>>143694073

little goo bomb

get same text+sound when you toss it at people but this does like 50 damage+bleed out
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336429
>>
>>143694303
It's just a gimmick station. The idea of a station that is on a roid/planet is better than taxi. It's so fucking annoying, the taxi's add nothing but a hassle, the layout is shit, the maint is shit.
>>
>>143693757
I'm with >>143694254
The AI assumed some stuff that it probably shouldn't, and it probably affected how Killete was treated. Should at least not get more than a one week jobban, but I think a strong warning or two day jobban is fine.
>>
>>143694437

he was a clown pissing people off at round start (cutting cams cutting off airlocks id scan busting lights up etc)

How do you think he going get treated?
>>
>>143695001
>He did X
>So let's accuse him again and again of Y despite no evidence

This isn't how it works. What the AI did was shitty
>>
>>143694183
>Slime extract
What, Im looking at the wiki and oil explodes upon injection right or does it take a second? Thats retarded if it explodes right after injection and would only be useful in suicide/ grenade bombs.
>>
>>143695001

I didn't break any lights that round, why would you make something up besides the fact you can because your name is not attached here?

The issue is the AI lied and claimed I did things I did not do, and was incapable of doing
>>
This is a story based on true events, with some characters added to point out major plot issues. Several characters in this did not exist, but this is to show what could happen.

>Clown cuts cameras and harmless door wires that do not lead to shocking, bolting, broken safety or timers, or unauthorized access
>AI gets pissed, clown now has a criminal record
>Clown turns themselves in but sadly dies in security
>Clown gets repaired, and comms is suddenly being flooded
the chat logs will begin here
>C.U.N.T. (AI): Clown please stop flooding comms
>C.U.N.T. (AI) :s Security please arrest the clown for sabotaging comms
>Honk (clown) But AI I just got out of medbay and I'm naked, how did I flood comms?
>C.U.N.T. (AI) I saw you do it
>Honk (clown) That's impossible, I never touched any of the devices involved
>C.U.N.T. (AI) :s Clown is in lockerroom, please perma him for sabotage
>The Man (HoS) :s Got it AI
>The Man tases Honk!
>The Man puts handcuffs on Honk.
>Honk (clown) but HoS I'm naked how could I be doing this?
>The Man (HoS) I don't know but the AI said you did it
Speaker message suddenly changes
>Honk (clown) see HoS? How can I be doing that if I'm naked, cuffed, and with you?
>The Man (HoS) Good point, you're free to go clown
AHELP: C.U.N.T. (AI) you should really stop being so lenient to this clown, he deserves a ban for this shit
>C.U.N.T. (AI) The clown has shocked doors and comms sabotage, I suggest permabrigging him
>Honk (clown) But AI, I don't even have the tools to shock doors without hurting myself after being looted during death, and the HoS has proof that I never did comms sabotage
C.U.N.T. :s I saw the clown commit the comms sabotage, you should permabrig him

Later after all of these events, the clown dies due to distrust from the heads of staff and using his vampiric powers in a clutch, which nobody knew about until a random engineer beat him into critical for breaking a low security window.

1/3
>>
>>143695394
Haven't done xenobio much since that big change made by Banvailds the Banned, but it should behave like gold cores and give a fizzle warning to all in sight then go off a few seconds later. How long until explosion is however long byond feels like.

The explosion is strong enough to go through a layer of reinforced wall and strip another reinforced behind it to a frame. Might be able to take out the AI's SMES from the bridge on Box.
>>
However, that information is not important, what is important is that the clown never did the shocking of the doors or the comms sabotage, yet the AI thought he did. What did the AI do? The AI said he SAW it. The AI never really saw it, because it never happened. Why would a silicon fabricate lies? It's because this silicon was not being a good silicon that round, it had no proof that the clown did such things because really the clown didn't. The AI was going off of suspicion due to previous events. This is something you expect humans to do, heads of staff, detectives, security teams, they can all act of suspicion, but it's still very shit of even carbons to make lies to make their suspicions seem more validated.

What did this AI do? Just that. The AI did not see things happened, the AI thought things happened, admitted to only thinking they happened, then claimed that they saw it happen just to seem right. How is this in any way AI behavior? Lying and fabricating events is a very unsilicon like thing to do, and can lead to taking people out of the round via permabrig, or even things as far as execution or borging.

Why does this matter? Because it sets a precent for AI's in the future. Here is a scenario, very similar to the story I just told. Read this and tell me if it sounds fair

2/4?
>>
File: 1460216072934.jpg (87KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
1460216072934.jpg
87KB, 500x375px
>>143689991
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9639#issuecomment-222226514
>Not in this PR, no.

>>143690142
>Implying i wouldn't just give it to security or whoever asked nicely
I don't even know have vampire/changeling enabled nor know how do they work, i just want to dig in peace, go away.
>>
>>143695652
Hi killette
>>
Exag Geration throws an IED!
The IED explodes (opening a locked costume crate)
>Future (AI) WARNING, SABOTAGE IN CARGO
>Exag Geration (assistant) I was just opening a crate that I threw an IED at, I accidentally broke a wire, but will turn myself in. I only wanted the costume
Security comes and exag wilfully turns himself in
Exag later needs to go to medbay for a bad case of appendicitis, the surgery rooms are full so a doctor takes him to ghetto maint surgery
>Future (AI) Bomb detected in medbay
>Future (AI) :s Security please exist Exag, he is not on cameras and I saw him explode the bomb earlier
Exag comes out of surgery, gets seen and arrested by security
Security is merciful this round and perma's him
Exag never made a toxins bomb

Now tell me, should AI's make up lies saying they saw things based on the belief they saw them? Let's see the aftermath of the first incident

anonymous shitposter: Well the ckeys involved are Attentionwhore2 and GoodboiAngel. I will not read any of the context, because I already know who's wrong because I don't like him.

anonymous shitposter: Instead of posting in the ban appeal defending the accusee, I will just shit on Attentionwhore2 here. They should be banned and not whine about this, it's not like it could affect AI actions in the future!

anonymous shitposter: stop whining killette

anonymous shitposter: don't you dare call me killette again, killette

anonymous shitposter: BABYS DAY OUT MODE WHEN?

anonymous shitposter: get over it shillette, u got rekt as antag, what the ai did doesn't matter even if it didn't know u were antag because in the end u were

anonymous shitposter: let's ban killette (haha I don't have to use my name here so no consequences for me shitposting)
>>
>>143646417
Kill yourself.
>>
I already told you to take a day off in the forum thread killette. It's not good for you to still be upset
>>
The point is, anything, maybe a 3 day ban, would set a precedent about taking people out of the round by using purposely false claims as an AI. The length is for the admins to decide, but the goal here is to not make that behavior tolerable, even if it was done to the guy who pretends to be a retard because if this slips by, it can slip by to anyone else afterwards.

shitposting about a party and not fully understanding the issue, is detrimental to the server because silicon rules are a very strict and important part of the game. Anything involving taking people out of the round by permabrigging them is considered bad, and especially if you do it as an AI, and blatantly lie to try to make it happen. The whole argument isn't about getting caught, any of the staff, or even the AI being a little bit of a cunt. The issue is the AI having suspicion about the clown doing something the clown didn't do, but since the AI had no proof it decided to claim it saw it happened. That is a very bad thing considering AIs are supposed to be one of the most trustworthy things on the station, especially since this AI's laws were not modified so it had no reason to frame the clown except the purpose of hatred and to get him out of the round.

4/4

>>143696235
I'm doing this so a precedent gets set. AI's should not be able to do this, and many people agree. Just as many as the amount of people that are shitposting. Unfortunately I the pretend retard ended up being the center of this issue to make it be taken less seriously, but it is still a major issue when AI's perform such behavior. This is not for banvalids, this is for a precedent on the server of how AI's should behave for the greater good. A 3 day slap on the wrist from 1 role would not be bad, if it also shows that this behavior will not be tolerated in the future by anyone.
>>
>>143693757
Both should be banned.
>>
>>143695652
>>143695803
>>143696047
>>143696548
You've convinced me. Ban the AI.
>>
>>143696668

If you are convinced, do not post here, but on the ban link. A voice said here means nothing, and I will not adopt a tripcode because I do not contribute to this server in an adminship, spriter, or coder way. Posting anonymously here just encourages calling other people killette.
>>
File: ChuckTingle.jpg (204KB, 938x1500px) Image search: [Google]
ChuckTingle.jpg
204KB, 938x1500px
Movie night tonight! We've got a strange mix of sci-fi for your viewing pleasure.

First up is The Hidden, a sci-fi action thriller about ayys that inhabit the bodies of people then act like cunts

Second is Cube, where science has really went off the deep end and made a terrible multi dimensional murder cube and stuck people in it.

Third is The Andromeda Strain, where xenobiology and virology race against the clock to stop a deadly alien disease before it can kill!

Tune in at 7 PM CST (8 PM EST) on
http://connectcast.tv/Orzorn
>>
>>143696816
But they'll put me on their shitlist
>>
>>143696047
>>143696548
Are you actually memette, or an ARMA 911 shill trying to make his position weaker?
>>
>>143696816
fuck off killette
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336629
>>
>>143696889

It's Killette2 all he done is shit post so far in here and in the topic
>>
>>143697008
I'm not seeing an unban 2Beard option.
>>
>>143696860

Who? The anonymous posters? They won't say shit to your face except on this forum.

>>143696889

You decide, but realize this is the problem with /vg/ threads. You will never know.

>>143697008

Strawpolls are so easy to rig, just use the ban thread on the official /vg/ forum.
>>
Why are people suggesting banning Killette? just because of the shitposting and the drama?
>>
>>143697153
I say they see this as an oportunity to rule 0 him, yes.
>>
>>143697153
>banning someone because of drama
???
>>
>>143697324

I agree that's retarded, that's why I asked to see if there was something I'm not seeing.
>>
>>143697153

Killette likes making drama and telling bad cuck storys in OOC
>>
>>143697307
But the AI is clearly in the wrong here?
>>
>>143697437

need do better job at pointing that out.

All i see is massive ass hurt and shit posting.
>>
File: 1460743548277.jpg (273KB, 1280x1440px) Image search: [Google]
1460743548277.jpg
273KB, 1280x1440px
>>143696816
Posting anonymously here just encourages people to call you a bitch because you've been hung up on it and shitting up the thread for 20 god damn hours.

Motherfucker I see your shit yesterday, go to bed, wake up, go out to Memorial Day garage sales, get home, eat dinner, and come back, and your ass of pure salt is still bitching in the one place it'd matter the least.

I don't think even Bay will take your bitching at this point.
>>
>>143697153
He's really fucking annoying and was playing victim to the fucking hardest. Right after the round he was accusing the CE of metagaming because he figured out Kilette was a vampire because he deathhugged him from the floor.
Which really is a shame, I wish it was literally anyone else in his position, because the AI really deserves a big fat fucking ban and kilette is not helping it.
>>
>>143697437
Im not sure who is in the wrong or who is in the right. I've decided to not take a side, and really, I do not think that some shitposting and saltiness is enough to rule 0 someone.
>>
Im done playing if this garbage gimmick station keeps getting voted
>>
>>143697660
dont you like TAXI?
TAXI is so fun, arent you enjoying your popped lungs on TAXI?
Vote more TAXI and get free surgery
>>
File: bad idea.jpg (44KB, 541x960px) Image search: [Google]
bad idea.jpg
44KB, 541x960px
>>143698010
>>
File: 1448516060797.png (783KB, 1500x1796px) Image search: [Google]
1448516060797.png
783KB, 1500x1796px
>>143698010
Yeah! I also enjoy the taxi departing in 2 second causing you to drift into space and risk getting gibbed because of the lag!

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun

Fun
>Fun
>>
File: firefox_2016-05-28_19-52-03.png (12KB, 971x263px) Image search: [Google]
firefox_2016-05-28_19-52-03.png
12KB, 971x263px
Remember that people VOTED for Taxi, and now people are VOTING for Bus
>>
>>143697008
>only one person voted ban killette alone
that's one dedicated shitposter
>>
>>143648736
whoah it's back?
I thought it was ded as fuck
>>
>>143654695
>Have to kill 3 slimes for eating crewman
You guys are fucking cancer
>>
>>143699449
what the hell are you saying?
>>
>>143654695
Makes me want to do a gimmick where you build as many AIs as possible all with the same name.
>>
there is an underground erp cult on the server


admins, investigate
>>
>>143700690
Admins are part of it
>>
>>143700690
It's run by admins
>>
>>143698230
its not that bad unlike taxi, but it would be better if space would be replaced with grass with trees and stuff
>>
I think this map wouldn't be that bad if we could actually use the buses without dying.
>>
>>143694073
He's talking about unstable goo from biolobulin virus. People like to throw it at each other and it's 30 brute plus internal starting.
>>
>>143701056
AsteroidStation would be better

>station split up into bases like Taxi
>all located on a big asteroid
>walkways lead between them all
>external airlocks on the sides allow alternate access
>old derelict bases that contain goodies or spare parts hidden behind roid walls
>>
>>143701691
>"HELP CHANGELING ABSORBING ME IN "STATION FURTHEST AWAY FROM SEC"

Epic
>>
>So, is this going to be resolved at any point, or can I safely ignore it from here on out?
You smug bastard. Ok, I'm gonna stop reading the appeal, it's making me angry at everyone, fucking hell.

t. thread shitposter too scared to make an account (thought, to be fair, this is my first post about the appeal)
>>
>>143701742
>Not constantly patrolling
>>
>>143701742
>What is TaxiStation
>>
>>143655378
It just needs work. The same as every map since the first time exadv1 opened his dreams. Obviously, it should have gotten much, much, much more work. But at the same time, as usual, faggots were clamoring for it with buswhen spam. Well now it's here, it's queer, report the issues and competent people can call map priority and hotfix shit.

>>143655863
Reminder that gontran is a confirmed girl and girls are pathological liars.

>>143656793
Deadpoo,

Do plant genetics. You can easily splice sleep toxin, ligneous, amatox, sacid, pacid, plasticide and maybe synaptazine.
Then, from a couple crates of exotic seeds you can get carniverous, stinging, thorns and splice in any of the toxic or low OD chems
Robust harvest, diethyl, cryox, 100u left4zed the tray then add 25u doses of mutagen. Quivers adjusts the general plant stats like yield/pot/mat/prod. Shakes adjusts an enviromental like heat/light and the important, exudes dangerous gas. If it shakes quickly scan and get ready to plant-b-gone the shit out of it.
Unwrench the tray and either leave them in maint or occasionally move them so they plant a new splotch of vines.

Use an exotic seed and tower caps to id 7/8 genes on the first pass then confirm bioloom with glowshroom. If you have an exotic biolum/lig you can get them all on the first pass.

Or just splice poison apples/adv mut tox into something stingy.

>>143684475
That's like saying the box asteroid is terrible cause you never go to the ass field. Learn where the high chance spawns are and wreck it. IT's not hard to download a zip, unpack it, open it in dream maker and double click busstation

>>143699627
A guy made slime apples. A bunch of people ate them and got slime'd. They proceeded to attack crew and we had to kill them. Then later slimes were getting attacked for being slimes and there were mass casualties on both sides because a couple slime faggots couldn't keep it in their pants nor avoid splitting.
>>
>>143701691
Roidstation's already in the tg repo. You'd need to break it up but other than that, bam.
>>
>>143686575
They are weighted randomized, I think. There's always more gold, dimond and uranium on the west asteroids in the box asteroid, for example.
>>
File: image.jpg (25KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
25KB, 600x600px
>>143655863
>emotional harm
>>
>>143702372
>There's always more gold, dimond and uranium on the west asteroids in the box asteroid, for example.
I think that's just how the asteroid work. It assigns an amount of ore to an area, but since the west field has a lot of open space it gets crammed into the smaller asteroid.

That, or it seems like there's more because it's easier to get to it.
>>
>all this bus bullshit
Remove probe
REMOVE PROBE
>>
>>143702767
Asimov himself wrote about emotional harm being a legit form of harm.

Asimov probably knows more about his laws than you, right?
>>
>>143702767
t. killette
>>
>>143702896
this is ss13 not asimov books universe and not polaris
>>
>>143702830
go away killette
>>
guys I've got a massive perma cell what can I put in it that we don't already have in our current permabrigs
>>
File: 1457649095951.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1457649095951.webm
2MB, 1280x720px
>>143703105
>literally mention asimov and his laws

>throw out what you don't like
>>
>>143703105
The lawset is literally called "Asimov"

The laws are the same as asimov's laws of robotics and so should be treated like his laws.

Emotional harm is harm, though basically nobody on the server cares and admins won't ever enforce it.
>>
File: image.jpg (45KB, 627x626px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
45KB, 627x626px
>>143702896
>>143702918
try harder samefag
>>
>>143702896
you know that this is +18 site?
>>
>>143655863
Silicons under Adimov do not have to worry about emotional harm.

>>143702896
He also wrote that robots needed to be able to distinguish between severities of harm and to be able to recognise some huma s as worth more than other humans. Our Asimov does not.
>>
>>143702146
>slime apples
Sounds fun, how do you make it?
>>
>>143696548
>AIs are supposed to be one of the most trustworthy things on the station
Name ONE trustworthy AI?
>>
>>143703560
>Implying any under 18 year old has read asimov

>>143703628
>Silicons under Adimov do not have to worry about emotional harm.

I said that later on, it's not an enforced rule on the server.
>>
File: ss13.jpg (65KB, 620x831px) Image search: [Google]
ss13.jpg
65KB, 620x831px
>>143703664
Little Bro
>>
>>143703236
suicide button that floods perma with plasma
>>
Why are slimes so erotic?
>>
>there are entire groups in this server that get together and erp/watch others erp and have casual conversation
>the admins are in on it
>the players are in on it
>your waifu is in on it
>>
>>143703664

When an AI says it saw someone do something and the station is pissed about the happening, even if it was someone else doing it, what do you think the station will do?
>>
>>143703309
>Emotional harm is harm, though basically nobody on the server cares and admins won't ever enforce
well because this is 4chan server not some tumblr hard arpee shithole
>>
>>143704313
Whatever it is, that's potential harm and not the AI's problem.
Our potential harm rules explicitly allow AIs do things like that, because it only MIGHT cause problems later.
>>
>>143703836
suicide button sounds hilarious but how can I make it not atmos related
>>
>>143703648
You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4
>>
>>143704293
My waifu would never do something like that, she's too busy.
>>
>>143703732
there no any mention about emotional harm in laws
and please fuck off with your autism somewhere else, nerd
>>
>>143704413
This, actually.
Killette's entire case is basically built on "The AI might have caused me potential harm! Ban he!"

And even then, the "potential harm" in question is a permabrigging. Which isn't harm.
>>
>>143704413
But why would the AI need to lie about something due to suspicion? That's a really shitty thing to do, it's no different from any trustworthy source telling security you hacked, sabotaged, or harmed anyone. If the source is trustworthy, security will believe it, and you will get in trouble.
>>
>>143704589
Some day Killette will learn that fucking with the AI's shit makes it very, very unhappy and that shit rolls downhill. Something it's perfectly allowed to do.
>>
>>143704384
>well because this is 4chan server not some tumblr hard arpee shithole
You do realize these are not mutually exclusive? 4chan isn't the badass cool place you think it is, plenty of places on here are into hardcore RP

>>143704538
There's no mention of a lot of things, if the laws were perfect he wouldn't be able to write many books about robots would he?
Imperfections are good, allows for different people to play AI differently.

I'm just discussing Asimov, I'm not asking for the server to enforce muh emotional harm = harm because it'd slow down rounds and doesn't fit the community. Plus I doubt most AIs could roleplay it
>>
>>143704640
The AI doesn't need to lie, it just needs to be mistaken.
Even if it did lie, however, that is not against the rules, and causes no harm. The idea that you can ban an AI for lying is explicitly incorrect.
Also, thinking you can get an AI banned for "getting you in trouble" is flat out retarded.
>>
>>143704589
That's not the case at all, the case was the AI encouraging permabrig, and rules state permabrigging someone is taking someone out of the round. Are you familiar with the rules, or do you just like to cherrypick to make people look bad?
>>
>>143704534
Busy, she tells you
BUSY WITH WHAT THOUGH?
>>
>>143704825
Tyrone
>>
>>143704768
>taking someone out of the round is harm!
Permabrig is explicitly the way you take people out of the round without harm, killette.
An AI suggesting permabrig is 100% acceptable and in fact what it SHOULD be doing. This leads me to believe you have never actually played silicon, or security since you don't even know the basics of harm rules.
>>
>>143704763
The AI was not mistaken. It deliberately lied.

It said it saw an event happen. The event was never even staged, the AI later admitted in the ban appeal that it only thought the event happened, so when he said he saw it happen ingame, that's blowing his story wide open. The AI thought something, and lied saying he saw it. That is no mistake, he lied to try to make his argument stronger.
>>
>>143704425
Have it release several bears
If the perma prisoner can outrobust 4 bears then he should be allowed to leave
>>
>>143703309
>The laws are the same as asimov's laws of robotics and so should be treated like his laws
because you said so?
There no any words about emotional harm in laws themselves and their description
>>
So now we have items that can make players into antags.

But would you guys ALSO like some items that confer a subset of antag powers without actually granting antag status?
>>
>>143704937

I never mentioned anything about harm. You are going by what other people are posting.

What I am saying is that taking people out of the round, without reasons based off of your lies, is a horrible thing to do? Suspect something? That's ok, tell security your suspicions. DO NOT tell security you saw it happen, when you never saw it happen, just so they believe you more.
>>
>>143704939
Look, if you've been fucking with shit. You've fucked with more shit. And then that shit harms people it's gonna fall on you.
>>
>>143704293
Does she as your waifu if she doesn't know it?
>>
>>143704939
Don't attribute malice to what could just be ignorance. Killette acted like a traiotr and get treated like one especially since this server is very valid friendly and there's no 'misreading' traitor activities like the fucking obvious death hug.

Want to 'get away with bay tier things' then go to bay. Ai did nothing wrong securing it's valids. If I was AI and I knew someone was cult, for example I'd force security to investigate on 'suspicions' just to make them look at the cult base at the right time

Antags get fucked. Dragonbro's with me on this one
>>
>>143705129
Sorry killette, if you read the exchange, you would realize the AI thought it had every reason based on all evidence involved.
>>
>>143705115
There's also no words about what "harm" is

there's nothing that defines "human"

there's nothing which defines "orders" or "following" them
>>
>>143705129
Greytide more bitch nigga. That's what gets you in perma. Maybe you should not be a faggot next time?
>>
>>143704939
>>143705129
Killette, you fucked with doors and then people got shocked on the doors you fucked with.
If you don't want to get the AI following you, don't fuck with the AI.
Don't start on "Oh, trying to remove someone from the round is against ruuules" when the AI is explicitly supposed to lock you the fuck up according to the rules.
>>
>>143702372
>>143702830
The western asteroid has more high-yield ore mapped into it.
The distributions are still random but they're better.

It might be that Bus doesn't have enough of that.
>>
>>143705173
But I shocked no doors, I sabotaged more comms. Why do you keep going back and saying I did things I didn't do? If I was antag, I'd have no shame in saying I did it. The logs show I didn't do those things, why do you keep saying I did those things?

>>143705223

Suspicion does not allow you to fabricate false events to take people out of the round. The AI should have done more research to find the real culprit instead of using a scapegoat. Taking someone out of the round for something they didn't do, or even get framed for (the person wasn't even framing the clown, just doing things for shits and giggles and the AI jumped on it must be clown).

>>143705402

Again, read the logs. ID scan wire does not shock, someone else fucked up the doors. Did you actually read the logs or are you blindly being angry?
>>
>>143705540
>The AI should have investigated more than detectives and security men do!
Fuck off, killette. This is just you pulling your 'Everyone but ME should be on high RP' shit again, like you did with the engineer.
>>
File: file.png (165KB, 544x495px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
165KB, 544x495px
>>143702830
You are actually correct in both parts, but so are the others. It's a high yield area.
>>
>>143705540
*meant to say I sabotaged no comms, hell I was NAKED half the round due to looters, how could I even store comm sabotage things without pockets or a backpack?

>>143705336
cutting cameras and removing the ability to open 2 of the station's doors harmlessly, deserves perma. Gotcha shitposterfam
>>
File: 1463804643573.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1463804643573.png
3MB, 1920x1080px
Alright, folks. Gather up and say what kind of Antagonist role or job this station needs.
>>
>>143705540
>guy fingerfucks doors
>doors shock people
>IT WASN'T ME GUYS IT WASN'T ME OH GOD OW OW STAHP
Repeat after me, it's just a prank bro!
>>
>>143705710
>2 of the doors
Killette, are you lying?
Can you repeat this claim in the ban thread?
Because you claiming you only hacked 2 doors is 100% a lie, and I'm wondering if you are willing to actually stand behind it or if you are just salty and trying to get ANYBODY POSSIBLE banned.
>>
>>143705751
SPACE
NINJA
>>
>>143705710
Actually yes. If you cut one camera you get the perma. Fuck off if you want to be a shitter.

>>143705829
It's a classic cucked killette spergout. Just poke him with sharp sticks and laugh.
He does worse to people all the time and now the shoe is on his feet.
>>
>>143705710
>>143705829
This is actually interesting.
Does anyone know where the door hacking logs are kept?
I know for a fact killette cut at least one electrical wire that round, given I repaired one of the doors they just got done fucking with and ALL the wires were cut.
>>
>>143706037
Should be in the hrefs
>>
>>143705682

So the AI didn't have to investigate

The AI could have just suspected I did the actions

The AI could have told the security officers that it suspected me of doing those actions

But no, the AI was mad about earlier, made up lies saying I did actions. Not suspecting, but claimed it saw me when I never did those actions. That is the problem, how can you not see fabricating events to remove someone from the round as a problem?

Suspicion =/= lying and claiming you saw it

>>143705782

Read the guide to hacking, ID scan wire doesn't shock. if I shock doors that shit is logged, look through the logs and stop pulling things out of your ass.

>>143705829

I hacked the brig and medbay doors ID scan wires so they could not be opened. This does not shock anyone, even upon repair. Someone else shocked the doors, feel free to look at the logs and prove I shocked them.

>>143705936

When you use words like that, people take you less seriously, and it's no wonder you don't post that shit with a real name.

>>143706037

Which door?
>>
>>143696842
>Movie
how come I cant talk in chat? shows a red circle with a line through it when i mouse over the chat
>>
>>143705751
ninja gang abduction take your pick
>>
>>143706164
You have to validate your account via email.
>>
>>143706087
It doesn't matter what you did and didn't do cause you were fucking with doors and doors were shocking people. Stop being such a nigger dindu and own up to your responsibility. If you don't want to get shitcanned then stop acting like an antagonist then cry when it has consequences.
>>
>>143706087
The security interrogation door.
you cut the shock wire, killette.
You also cut over ten doors elsewhere, when you claimed you only cut two here.
Why are you lying about hacking the doors?
Will you make these claims in the ban thread? Or do you admit to lies?
>>
>>143706250
okay thanks
>>
>remove taxi
>add a map that's taxi but worse
Bravo
>>
File: 1444514454778.jpg (5KB, 194x224px) Image search: [Google]
1444514454778.jpg
5KB, 194x224px
>>143706258
>We saw you breaking into that store, but it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do, we're also charging you with rape
>>
>>143703648
Take a syringe and inject a bit of advanced slime toxin (from black cores) in them. The chemicals in them will eventually be processed and make the person a slime. This can be done to any food, my favorite one is puddis.
Be careful of what you eat, injected chems make food have more bites to it, with this you can make a single pizza slice worth more than 8 bites by injecting water into it.
>>
What's the tag in the logs for cutting the shock wire?
I think I got killette caught in a lie here.
>>
>>143624905
>>143624905
>>143624905
>>
>>143706282
Sheeit, dump those hrefs in the thread

>>143706386
>Bunch of stores get broken into
>Killette is seen breaking into stores
WHOAH MAN I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!
>>
File: Slime_futa.png (234KB, 501x556px) Image search: [Google]
Slime_futa.png
234KB, 501x556px
>>143704269
Because slimes are naturally lewd. The most common area that I get glomped at is my groin for some reason.
>>
>>143706571
I'M SUING YOU 911 OPERATOR FUCK YOU REEEE
>>
>>143706571
Woah, that guy breaking into the store must also be the one hijacking the local radio station!
>>
>>143706435
Killette also shamelessly lied at first about the AI not being the real ARMA because there was no newscaster to have people not be as sympathetic to SomHuan, when he is the real ARMA player and there was a huge Station Highlights going on.

I might actually believe that Killette is a girl with their lying and histerics to try and punish someone.
>>
>>143706720
Yes, actually, killette did this too.
Why are you lying, killette?
>>
>>143706692
A closer parallel is out of 10 breakins , in 3 someone stole bleach. Nobody has seen anyone else breaking in but bleach was missing from the stores killette was at. Does this mean it was him? No. Does it mean the faggot is a probable cause? Yes. If you didn't greytide so much it wouldn't have been enough to get you shitcanned.
>>
FUCK
>>
File: 1464433235428.jpg (119KB, 630x354px) Image search: [Google]
1464433235428.jpg
119KB, 630x354px
>go to cult area of asteroid for that sweet phazon
>get roughed up
>make my way back
>suddenly fall down on the ground
>not even dying or dying extremely slow
>over half an hour passes while I beg for help
>see something in my peripheral vision
>it's a fucking hivelord
>slowly whipped to death
>a-at least I have my GPS
>overhear someone in cargo saying they have no idea where I might be
>>
File: 1463957353790.png (34KB, 493x276px) Image search: [Google]
1463957353790.png
34KB, 493x276px
>somebody actually thought this map would be anything than other utter trash
>>
>>143706769
>killette claims they only hacked two doors
17:11 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x210265de];action=1;cut=green
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102d22b];action=1;cut=green
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;cut=cyan
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=green
17:14 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c222];action=1;cut=cyan


Seems like you cut WAY FUCKING MORE than that. There's more in the logs, but there are so many that I just can't actually keep count.
>>143705710
Why did you lie here, killette?
Explain your lies. Why did you lie to get another player banned?
>>
>>143702896
asimov wrote about a minority "religious" AI belief on an implied zeroth law that allowed them to harm individual humans in order to keep humanity as a whole safe, this belief starting "religious" conflict among borgs
>>
>>143707119
Always pack inaprov

>>143707165
Cause that's what he does when it's someone else ruining his day. It's okay when he does it but whoah back the fuck up bud when it happens to him
>>
>>143707165
Killette confirmed for huge fucking liar.
News at 11.
>>
>>143707165
So, three doors?
>>
killette lies again
>>
>>143707385
that's five doors in the post alone, anon. Note the different door codes.
There were literally dozens more where this came from.
Killette was a HUGE greyshit, according to the logs.
>>
>>143707467
Use a throwaway e-mail and dump all the hrefs in the ban request. Blow him the fuck out.
>>
>>143707467
Ah, I didn't notice the door codes. Why hack two different wires for different doors though?
>>
File: file.png (298KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
298KB, 640x400px
Is there any syringe you can shoot that makes people grow until they explode?
>>
>>143707525
but anon, it's not bannable to lie about things in the game.
And there's no way to link him to his 2 door claim in the thread. He will have the defense of "b-b-but that was someone PRETENDING to be me!"
>>
>>143707525
>>143707467
>>143707165

point out in the logs i post it for you
>>
>>143707593
what the fuck anon
>>
>>143707680
>Has never played timesplitters

Top pleb
>>
>>143707621
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/05-May/27-Friday%20hrefs.htm
the timestamps you will notice happen arount 17:10 onwards.

Search for
Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src
To make it easier.

Killette apparently cut wires all over the station.
>>
>>143707601
Your whole defense is based on b-but I dindunuffin when you clearly did. Fuck off.
>>
>>143707737
Being a clown isn't against the rules
Being a shit AI that valid hunts antags with NO GOOD REASON is
Beating antags doesn't even mean you win the game
>>
>>143707831
I'm not killette, anon, my point was that killette did not attach himself to the posts in question strongly enough for a solid ban.
If you think they did, then please, get killette banned, I just really don't think the evidence is strong enough.
>>
>>143707831
Not really sure how long you've actually been involved in this, but the issue is the AI lying multiple times about seeing him do things he never did. Not even saying "He may have done it", but saying "I saw him do it"


Specifically the comms spam
>>
>>143707870
>The AI is validhunting me because I sabotaged dozens and dozens of doors across the station!
No, that's you intentionally pissing off the AI and then wondering why it is paying more attention to you.
Given the log evidence, it's clear killette did everything in his power to get as much attention drawn to their crimes as possible.
>>
>>143708061
He did crimes, but he did not do the spam and the AI lied about seeing him do it. How do you defend that?
>>
>>143707593
OD on creatine does something like that right?
>>
>>143708016
Lying isn't against the server rules, and it's pretty clear the AI thought he saw you with the radio.
To corroborate, the AI even ADMINHELPED the radio thing, so convinced was he of it. You know, telling the admins, who can actually check to see if he is lying.
He believed his case was true so hard he actually SUBMITTED IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO CAN CHECK TO SEE IF IT IS TRUE AS TRUE EVIDENCE
>>
>>143708130
Fairly close.
>>
>>143708128
Who cares?
>>
>>143708128
Given the logs in question, it's an easy mistake to make.
Killette apparently got really busy sabotaging the station, in an extremely public way. Logs also say they had a bunch of tools that may or may not look like radios to an AI.
>>
>>143708128
>how do you defend that
By pointing out it's not against the rules?
>>
>>143708016
No, that's not the issue at all. The issue is that killette thinks that nothing can be done about his massive greytiding.
>>
>>143708720
It's weird that killette is arguing that permabrigging isn't a reasonable response to hacking 10+ doors.
>>
what would win on a fight?
50x assistants
vs
1x robust clown with 2 bananas
>>
>>143708780
It's cause it's okay when he does shit while he'll viciously shit on people when he's the one meting out the punishment.
>>
>>143708853
Are the assistants on the same side?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10337467

Move robotics to science on bus

Or keep breakroom
>>
>>143708910
they are but they are also immune to bwoiks
the clown can hold twice as fast
>>
>Pajamatty Sam says, "Pls no valid me"
>Pajamatty Sam says, "I promise to arpee"
Fucking memefags
>>
>>143709485
ahelp it
>>
>>143708986
>50 Assistants that don't register on the player list
The Horror
>>
new thread fuckers
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
new thread fuckers
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
>>143710497
new thread fuckers
>>
>>143707165

Green was access wire
Cyan was AI control wire

What's your point? I admitted to cutting those two wires already, neither shocked.
>>
>>143711995
>cutting AI control wire

Yeah the AI is coming after you
>>
>>143712053

Still not the shock wires. The 2 wires I cut are harmless and when I came back from being afk about an hour, the thread blew up into lies and shocking doors.

I admitted in my ban request that I cut the AI wire and ID scan wire, is the forum actually this retarded?
>>
>>143712163
yeah you don't get it

The AI is coming after you

And you deserve everything you get

You were antag, you were hacking doors. You have NO right to complain buddy. And the AI broke absolutely no rules. So just stop, drop it. You fucked up, you got your just desserts. Get over it man
>>
>>143703664
MULTIVAC

He goes on insane ramblings and makes awful fucking jokes but is generally trustworthy.
>>
>>143712538

Hacking doors with the TWO MOST HARMLESS WIRES.

Name any wire more harmless than the two I hacked, I dare you. There was no fire, there was no plasma flood, I was the only antag and the worst I did was remove the ability to open a door via cutting access, which killed a total of nobody.
>>
>>143713012
the light
>>
>>143712538
>AI makes up more shit that killette didn't do
>It's all killette's fault because he did shit previously
>AI has no proof that killette did it, so the AI lied and say he saw killette do them
Pretty sure that's wrong
>>
>>143712163
>cutting cameras and removing the ability to open 2 of the station's doors harmlessly, deserves perma. Gotcha shitposterfam
Sorry, you claimed to only have cut two of the station's doors.
You outright lied. To get someone banned.
>>
>>143705751
Electrical ghost, inhabits the power grid, can interact with powered equipment like the AI up to certain extent. Is very obvious but hard to get rid of.
>>
>>143713121
AI broke no rules, killette.
You acted the obvious greytide, and made yourself the source of blame when lethalities started occurring.
>>
>>143713174
I cut the brig and medbay doors, that's 2 doors.

>>143713303
The door tempering did no harm, it was done by another source.
>>
>>143713651
YOU MADE EVERYONE THINK YOU WERE THE ANTAG DOING SHIT BECAUSE YOU WERE A HUMONGOUS RETARD IN EVERY WAY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ROUND
>>
>>143713651
>I cut the brig and medbay doors, that's 2 doors.
Sorry, the logs have you cutting dozens of doors that round.
There are at least 5 doors posted in the example earlier.

Your claim of 2 doors is a lie.
>>
>>143713751

>Cut two harmless wires (ID scan and AI control)
>Cut cameras, which is the only real suspicious activity
>Even security laughed at my prank of them being unable to go in the brig except through maint or courtroom when I turned myself in

yeah get fucked with your exaggerations. It was the AI screaming it's head off saying I shocked doors and spammed comms, which I did neither of. And despite people shitposting that I shocked doors, nobody has gotten any logs except for the starting door I hacked in a remote location that nobody touches, and the AI control and ID scan wires, which do not shock on repair.

Did I break minor stuff? yes?
Did I break the major stuff the AI lied and said it saw me do? No
>>
>>143714020

Do I really have to spell it out? Medbay lobby has 4ish doors, brig has 2 doors. Those are the doors I cut. Are you really trying this hard to say that can't be categorized as two sets of doors mister prosecutor? Do I need to be more specific about cutting the two least harmful wires in the entire airlock system?
>>
>>143713651

17:11 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x210265de];action=1;cut=green

17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;cut=cyan
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;cut=green

17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=green
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=red
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=red
17:13 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=cyan

17:14 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c222];action=1;cut=green
17:14 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c222];action=1;cut=cyan

17:14 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c219];action=1;cut=green
17:14 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c219];action=1;cut=cyan

17:15 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035493];action=1;cut=cyan
17:15 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035493];action=1;cut=green

17:15 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035458];action=1;cut=green
17:15 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035458];action=1;cut=cyan

17:26 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;cut=cyan

17:26 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035976];action=1;cut=cyan

17:26 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035976];action=1;pulse=gray

17:26 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;pulse=cyan
17:27 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;pulse=cyan
>>
>>143714042
Sorry killette, you missed the point.
Which was that you made yourself the primary suspect of these things entirely through your own actions.
AND you lied about it.
>>
>>143714189
17:27 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;pulse=gray


17:28 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2103617a];action=1;pulse=gray

17:28 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;cut=cyan
17:28 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;cut=cyan
17:28 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035963];action=1;pulse=gray

17:28 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x21035976];action=1;pulse=gray

18:19 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x210287f4];action=1;cut=black

18:19 Killette2 (usr:Honk-a-licious) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x210287f4];action=1;cut=gray
>>
>>143714181
sorry, more than 6 doors were cut.
Dozens, killette.
>>
>>143714042
>nobody can figure out who or how the doors got shocked
>Oh yeah, bet this guy disabling cameras and hacking doors has nothing to do with it. We can't touch him senpai
Just accept that you were acting like an antag and you got dunked like one. :^)
>>
>>143714189

Gray was bolt, AI was bolting doors.

Green and Cyan were AI control and ID scan respectively, as posted earlier.

Your digging literally got nothing accomplished.

>>143714363

Black was test or backup power. Pulsing gray when door is bolted, cutting test/backup, then cutting gray bolts a door open? What is your point? Do you not know how doorhacking works or do you think the more wires you post the more guilty I look? You are posting the same wires over and over again.
>>
>>143714523
That's what's in the logs. Blame the log system or whatever the fuck you did.
>>
>>143714653

So the logs show I didn't shock doors? Thanks for proving it.

What about posting the logs where people got shocked by doors? Maybe someone was hacking a door when they weren't supposed to be who wasn't me, and wasn't a door I was tampering with?
>>
>>143714742
They do show that you lied about how many doors you cut, and that you cut enough doors to get a permabrig sentence.
>>
>>143714742
Killette you stupid nigger, how hard is it to understand you're hacking a ton of doors. People were shocked by hacked doors. Maybe they should get rid of the guy hacking a bunch of doors cutting cameras and fucking with comms until it stops cause they caught you or they find evidence of another guy. You're being a retarded dindunuffin.
>>
>>143714891
>>143715118
>Cutting two of the most harmless door wires
>Permabrig

I also did not lie about how many doors I cut in my AI and ID access control, I cut medbay entrance doors and brig entrance doors. Two doors.

Besides, why do you care about my lies when the AI blatantly lied? You are just looking for a reason to ban me because you dislike that I shitpost in OOC.
>>
>>143715271
>shiett i dindu nuffin but cut dem two doors

>meanwhile in reality... >>143714189
>>143714363
>>
>>143715271
vandalism is 3 minutes, anon.
For your dozens of cut wires, you would have gotten a permabrig.
And actually, it's against the rules to lie about things like you are doing. The AI at least has the excuse that he was mistaken. You, however, are blatantly and openly lying specifically to try to get someone banned.
>>
>>143715271
>why do you care about me lying to get someone banned? You should care about the guy who lied to get me permabrigged
The first thing? A much bigger violation of the rules than the second thing.
The second thing isn't even a violation of the rules.
>>
17:17 KingcrimsonIJW (usr:Bob Core) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102d22b];action=1;cut=green
17:17 KingcrimsonIJW (usr:Bob Core) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102d22b];action=1;cut=cyan
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=green
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1ea];action=1;cut=cyan
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;cut=cyan
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;cut=green
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=cyan
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=cyan
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=blue
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=blue
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=green
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=black
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=black
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=black
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=brown
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=purple
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=gold
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=navy
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=gray
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=gray
17:56 Liltiptop (usr:Nick Weller) || /datum/wires/airlock src=[0x2102c1e3];action=1;pulse=gray
Thread posts: 866
Thread images: 107


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.