/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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>>143530941
Phantasu is still being developed

2nd for re-instating Prima Nocta

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post armies

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>>143531274

>>143531367

>>143531428
TWWH units ported to Warsword when?

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>>143531274
This makes me realize I have 0 good pics of my troops.

>>143531529
>implying I give a shit about Warsword
>implying TWWH isn't shit anyway even if it's somewhat enjoyable
I'm going to do the usual practice of completely ignoring a game until a year after launch. Attila is extremely solid right now and R2 with DeI is actually fairly enjoyable if you exclude the nonextant politics. The game may or may not be good in a year but right now is still pretty fucking shallow.

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>>143532110
I'm doing the same with Stellaris. It looks so disappointingly shallow. Hopefully after paradox releases a couple hundred dollars of DLC like it does for it's other games it will be better.

>>143532110
What exactly would an expansion for TW do to correct its shallowness? The battles all have great variety right now, but anything map related will always be the same dull affair.

>>143532724
>great variety
In my opinion the variety in battles is equivalent to what they used to be or even somewhat inferior. There are fewer units in total and more unit types in total, but still not all that many.
The map related shallowness means that, unlike say S2 or Attila where the map was shallow but actually had something to do and some modicum of decision making (especially if in Attila you got rid of the public order penalty for local food deficit since that's fucking bullshit), there's legitimately nothing at all to do on the map in Warhammer.

Is Fires of War actually good? It's in the pastebin but nobody ever talks about it.

>>143530965
mods for Caribbean when

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what's that which you want most from bannerlord?

>>143536865
better lategame kingdom management. It's such a pain in the ass right now.

>>143536865
Better control. I understand how the swing thing works but Jesus does it refuse to cooperate sometimes.
>Trying to swing a voulge from horseback
>Keep thrusting despite doing the motions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>143536865
This >>143537349 to be honest. Also family trees

>>143536865
Cloth physics for banners. I want to march into battle with fuke huge flags flying in the wind.

>>143537947
I'd prefer marching sounds to cloth physics. In fact, I want formation marching.

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>>143538559
>dense formations of shock troops marching in formation
>dust clouds trailing behind them, the stamp of armoured boots echoing across the battlefield
>the heavy thud of flagpoles and capped boots beating out a rhythm on the dry ground, armaments slapped against shields, hoarse voices crying out in barely contained bloodlust

GIVE
IT
TO
ME

>>143539474
Sounds like Total War goths.

>>143536865
Better combat AI and real formations

why do people use cuck arrows to fight with?

>>143531113
>coming back from the dead to show who really was kangs n sheeit

>>143536865
Better combat Ai, formations, real siege weapons. Good diplomacy and trade. Less bandit/tournament grind (for that the criminal enterprise we've seen looks like a nice way to ease the starting phase of the game)

>>143541358
they use what?

>>143536865
ways to burn/ruin unwanted forts and bridges, and construct new ones in locations you wish

oh yeah, seasons of the year and seasonal weather to go with them would be cool too

>>143546118
Snowy parts of 1257 are good as fuk, transitioning from fighting in the snow with no visibility, to training peasants (in the ankle deep water) at my vikings-tier village with longboats in sight, to campaigning in foresty marshy parts of russia should be mandatory in bonerlord.

If we get that imagine how good it will be on the mods

I want to be comfy

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

chariots mite b cool. and upgrading your supply train from "having horses in your inventory makes u go faster" to like uh, carts and things maybe

>lent mount and blade from brother
>don't expect much
>empty samey world
>no character has anything interesting to say
>no lore
>always the same banal quests
>nice medieval villages but nothing in it
>no point in exploring really
>game has virtually nothing that usually interests me in RPGs
>somehow its fun
>in fact its fucking addictive
>play it almost 48hrs straight
>no idea what I am doing, suck balls at combat
>still at it

how the fuck is this game so addictive even though its objectively bad and I fucking suck at it

>>143548380
Because nothing will ever compare to knocking seven bells out of someone with a fucking greatsword while laughing about how your faction is the best.

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h-heh

>>143548380
the combat is good. realistic enough to be thrilling but gamey enough to be fun. it feels barebones sometimes but at least theyre strong fucking bones

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>>143531274

quia non est mihi

>>143550217
>3.01fps

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It finally happened.

>>143553225
THREE

>>143553225
>3 days

>>143553225
thats good to hear. im glad they finished up with whatever problems caused their initial delays

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I hope you made your own colors, anon.

>>143554205
>Bretonnia has m'Lady on their fucking flag
*tips*

>>143552561
thought I was seeing things, but nope, it's just that bad

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>>143554252
Let's see your banner if it's so great.

>>143550217
is that zulu mod fun. i see lots of webms of it around here

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>>143555579
very, only one dedicated server with a 20 player limit though, but the lads there are alright

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>>143531274
>tfw rose to power too late
>No port city for me to take except Nam and the colonies
>Turks already BTFO hard by the Portugese
What should I do lad? The Thai are also too strong. Im a mere captain with 120 good men.

Also, Warsword cumquest is on Monday.
10-7 days left.
>>143554205
>Saggy tits on banner
lad...

which mod should I play

>>143557260
Nothing
Go read a book today, you already played too much

>>143536865
be able to commit genocide against a race
resettle areas with my own populace
be able to reculturalize areas

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>>143559125
yeah i wanna wipe out those battanians, too

>>143559663
Battanians will never be wiped out because they are protected by their Wiccan gods.

3 DAYS

what is the ideal point to transition from mercenary/vassal into ruling your own kingdom? do i have to make sure ive buttered up tons of decent lords first?

>>143563007
*when you know you can beat 300-400 man armies alone
*when you got some dough
*when you got high renown and right to rule
*and the obvious stuff (do it when the kingdom is weak)

>>143559860
that explains why bandits respawn eternally

>>143563141
They are not bandits, they are just the true rulers of Calradia. Calradia was ALL Battanian before invaders came.

>>143557058
are both sides playable or just the redcoats

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Is there any counter to Motherfucking Horse Blender Army besides mountainous terrain?

>>143563740
the player is the counter
shat on all those horsefuckers of Swadia and Sarranid without issue

thick lumps of spearmen and some archer types to shoot the horses dead

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>they made a sword in the stone for caribbean!
the absolute madmen

>>143531023
I'm pretty sure that they made one recently, it used Dynasty Warriors for inspiration

>>143564017
thats peculiar

does it do blunt damage

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>>143564268

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYeFYcNgm7U
Warsword port when

>>143564432
i think that's a prop you draw it out of
because the sword mesh is just the old 2h sword model with a lightning script effect

>>143564582
how unfortunate. it would be a lot funnier to pick up the entire sword+stone and swing it around as a blunt weapon

>>143564536
warsword already has pirates

>>143565040
you could just edit the mesh to do that actually
that happens in magicka, there's a sword in the stone weapon but you get the rock with it

>>143565150
They should port some of the Snowbird assets to Warswords
I have no idea why they didn't used the ones from Caribbean or from WFaS for the Pirates and Kislev factions

Just bought Blood and Gold: Caribbean

Did I fuck up?

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The Lord's light does not reach the people here. Shameful.

>>143565531
theyre probably worried that they would complain, since those are still for-sale dlcs

>>143565562
i hope you enjoy yourself. report back to us with what you think of it

>>143565562
yeah, Blood and Gold is free dude lmao

>>143565693
>theyre probably worried that they would complain
supposedly the dev team is fine about people using their stuff, there's lots of mods that use WFAS assets
sword of damocles and FI2 off the top of my head

>>143565690
PURGE

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>>143566201
This woman isn't even wearing a shirt. Just a jacket. That's not how clothing works, girl.

>>143565719
where is it for free?

>>143566457
pirate bay

>>143566503
okay but that version is old as ass

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Horse racing? I used to race against my brothers all the time. This will be easy.

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I'm not sure why this ship is here and why it is part of the track. In other news, I'm in last place. I think they gave me a Spanish horse.

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They have shortcuts and whores in cages.

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Tried to visit a pirate and Spanish town to see if they were unique. Both looked the same as ever. Visited an English town and got to see drummers and an army marching. At least the English can do something right.

>>143566457
Blood and Gold, the update to Carribean, is free

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>>143485293
>>143485571
>https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g

You forgot the skins.txt

>>143563740
Literally pike and shot in the hands of the player. The AI is fuckwitted so no.

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The French know how to design a town, I'll give them that. You had to walk on the damn roofs to get places in English towns.

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And the Dutch... the Dutch have stalls. Hundreds of stalls. They must have been trying to save a few coins, the lazy bastards.

>>143568631
>>143568467
>>143567641
Those scenes are pretty nice.

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Public executions? I don't know what to say.

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3 D A Y S

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>>143569865
I feel ya, man.

>>143569865
>that girl to the left
Is she a whore or something

>>143570659
That or a maid.

>>143536865
rape
genocide
famine
being able to build your own fortress anywhere you want
being able to start your own village
destructible fortresses

>>143570820
>maid
Literally a live-in whore

Is Bannerlord coming to consoles?

>>143570975
warband is

>>143570975
FUCK OFF CONSOLEFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>143570936
>destructible fortresses
that'd take too much work anon
don't even have explosives

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>>143570958
Some maids don't like to be whores, friend.

>>143571518
>...heh
*tips*
>some maids don't like to be whores
I-I'll substitute for them

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>>143571518
>Have a nice day...heh

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>>143571682
In that case, I got a ship full of musketeers and a few lancers. Welcome aboard.

>>143571692
*tips tricorne*

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>>143571928
>mfw Japanese lances are no match for Western lances
I don't know, is that even true (without the innuendo bs)?

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>mfw tits and vagoos in Caribbean
Didn't even think it was allowed on steam.

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>>143572092
Western lances are just longer and harder than Japanese lances.

They finally populated the town hall.

>>143572235
>longer
legit, longer is not actually useful for most girls unless you're comparing with someone fucking miniscule

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>>143572447
I know.

I tried helping this poor woman get her life on track, but she just kept stripping instead.

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NATIVE FUCKING SHITS

>>143572558
Have you considered that that may be what she wants

>>143572631
Why would she purposely make herself colder? Is she going native? Is she Spanish?

>>143572860
Baka gaijin
She wants to feel your lance

>>143572934
stop namefagging

>>143573018
That was a legit mistake. I think 4chanx keeps the name on.

>>143572934
I'm a musketeer, you slant-eye.

>>143572558

This seems quite interesting, I haven't played M&B in a long time.

Is this a mod or is it something official?

>>143573089
>using muskets
Is Caribbean actually good desu? I'm not a fan of guns in M&B but is it fun beyond the combat compared to native?
>>143573173
>interesting
Pervert.

>>143573214

I'm talking about all the pictures the guy posted. Not just the one I replied to.

>>143573214
It's fun. Can be very easy, especially once you get your merchant empire going, but still fun for native slaughter and ship sinking.

>>143573173
Blood & Gold: Caribbean! is a game made with the Warband engine. Same team as the guys who made With Fire & Sword. Just got a "free DLC" today.

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And I just noticed that with the free DLC, the game is 50% off for the next two days. So you can pick it up for 10 bucks right now, and I'd say that Caribbean is definitely worth 10 bucks.

>>143573516
Thanks mate I guess I will pick it up

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>Story campaign — pirate adventure about love, revenge, rise to power and killing Spanish governors.

>In order to start the story campaign from the latest update, there is a number of conditions:

>Have negative relationship with Spain. >Have 0 or more relationship with Brotherhood of the Coast.
>Don’t be married and don’t fail the Governor’s daughter quest.
>Have the renown of 300 and more.
>Complete at least three missions (from governors or the Suspicious man).

This story campaign was made for me.

>>143573703
Wait a second
Do you have to be a male?

>>143530965
How much longer?! I'm willing to pay for it.

>>143573982
I don't think so. I don't have any female characters, so I can't say.

>>143563596
KEK
U
C
K

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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I'll ask God for forgiveness later. Time to paint the town red.

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>>143573982
But girls can love girls, anon.

I actually don't know.

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>>143574825
Convert to superior baganism

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>>143574926
>Kill me
>no

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So apparently 'All Hands Ahoy!' is a DLC.. for a mod, for Warband? What the fuck.

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>>143574926
>kill me
>no
Fucking merciless
>>143575049
>tw literally 2005 graphics

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>>143575049
Caribbean is a standalone, like Fire & Sword.

>>143575451
>his Catholic Majesty
ScreamingBaptists.png

>>143575451

Fire & Sword was absolutely horrendous.

I'm tempted to get this but after playing 20+ mods for Warband, I can't justify spending money on another one. Not when 10 days til Warsword.

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These are some big dialogue choices.

>>143576081
Oh boy do I have some news for you....

>>143576084
What the fuck

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>>143576084

>>143576081
But Warsword is coming to Carribean

>>143569878
Glorious Nippon and Motherfucking Kislev in 3 days

>>143576272

Don't you mean the other way round?

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Christ come on already, latest version of Carribean with DLC torrent when?

>>143576494
Who do the Nippon struggle against in the Warhammer lore all the way in the east?
Are the Ogre Kingdoms in continental Asia or something?

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what the fuck
>tfw I bought a mod

>>143577304
>Who do the Nippon struggle against in the Warhammer lore all the way in the east?
Tomb Kangz or Cathy I'm guessing just from geography?

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>>143577749
it keeps happening

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Now that warswords coming out in three days.

Who you gonna play?

I thought for sure id go chaos but the longer time goes on the more i want to get stuck in with the boys

>>143578381
P I R A T E S
I
R
A
T
E
S

>>143578620
woah another pirate nerd here?
weird

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>>143577749
>>143578318
That's been happening to me since the DLC, too.

Ann and I seem to have different definitions on what a "lightly defended town" means.

>>143578381
Pirates or empire, i fancy some muskets this time around

Ballin hard in Warwolf. Saving my lords in battles and reclaiming cities from foes. However my two waifus still don't want to marry me even though I've bested Lubu and Caocao's armies many times.

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Anyone playing ACOK? I find it very fun once I mod some of Cuckzur's bullshit away.

>>143536865
Pissing on the floors of my royal palace.

>>143578381
Brettonia, they deserve a proper ending in at least in one game

>>143580195
Are the essos factions up for play? If so I might make an empire out of Qohor

>>143580195
AKEK ;)

>>143580195
is the carribean mod developed from lads from here?
or can i pirate it without guilt?

Ugh so. I got fed up from the main game (+ diplomacy) and want to try out floris. I like what I see so far.
Native troops are simple enough, but the trees in floris are a bit confusing for me atm. I don't know what makes one tier 4 cavalry unit different from the other. I have only fucked around with sarranigs so far and recruited a couple Jebelus archers and ceemat infantry because they seemed like glass-cannon archers and heavy infantry to me, but if anyone in here can offer some advice about these expanded troop trees I would greatly appreciate it.

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>>143578381
I will play as an Estalia commander fighting to retake what is his

>>143581145
Consider how this guy ranked 'em.
You can also see what gear each troop has.
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,232794.0.html

>>143580195
are those shields supposed to be like that?

>>143583378
they look like fence gate doors

>>143583378
Shape-wise? Yes. The muddy color is because I have no banner.

>Still no diplomacy in Warsword

>>143564436
But dude you can play such great rulers like Liu Bei and Sun Tzu and Lu Bu :^)

>>143566358
That must chafe like crazy.

>noticed Blood & Gold got an update and a story campaign
>reinstall it and boot up a new save
>get a quest from the governor in the first town
>go do it, come back
>as soon as I enter the town a cutscene starts
>I'm in a room with John Ward, two pirates and a chick named Ann
>some dialogue that looks like I've entered in the middle of conversation
>a fight breaks out
>Ann and I versus Ward and the two pirates
>We win effortlessly
>Ann and I pronounce our love for each other
>Screen pops up asking me what I want to name our Kingdom
>Exit the game before I see more

No, Snowbird, I wanted to play the story from the beginning you silly goose. Guess I'll wait for the next patch

>>143587407
Is this gonna be a forced declaration of love? I don't want to lose the governor's daughter just to get some ugly pirate bitch.

>>143587638
Dunno man, I have no idea what happened before the end

My campaign turned into one of those movies that starts at the end, but this time forgot to jump back to the beginning

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>>143587729
Megamind was pretty alright.

>>143577304
not much is known about how things go that far east in warhammer world. i think nippon probably fights cathay, maybe they have civil wars sometimes too.

ogre kingdoms are up in the mountains east of warhammer europe. ind and cathay are easter than that, and nippon is mostest eastest

>>143580195
What do you mod away?

>>143578381
i tihnk i will give the beastmen a try. unless them becoming a full faction has been canceled

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>inb4 they meant June 30th for Warsword release.

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I WOULD NEED TO SCREAM.

>>143588610
fuckin' great novel man, gonna have to bust it out again

Does anybody have tips on how to use flails? I miss constantly with them even though the flail head goes through their bodies.

>>143589668
what mod

>>143589668
sounds like the flail might just be shittily coded

>>143589668
I hate the timing on flails

>>143590129
The Anon ones in the pastebin, for ACOK/Warsword. 1257 has it optionally as well.

>>143590471
they work well enough on horseback but on foot they're a pain
just try and time it, make sure you use it with a shield
and you can infinitely chamber thrusts with it

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ded
too busy playing caribbean!

>>143593569
>moon_bounce.webm

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>>143588610
>>143588904
>need a new book to read
>google this
>first review on goodreads
o lawd
its interests
>art, writing, reading, gaming, music, cinema, cult cinema, history, astrophysics

>>143593891
I hate people

>>143593891
Incidentally there's also a game of it too.

Unlike the story (actual spoiler) the game has a possible happy ending

holy fucking shit I love being a pirate

>>143594237
this is the one right after it

gonna read this out of spite and delete my goodreads account

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>>143594621
forgot pic

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>>143594346
Me too.
>tfw pirating a pirate game

>>143594818
wew lad

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t-this is illegal!

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>>143595114

>>143595114
thanks i just got fired from my job at the pirate whore factory

>>143595114
some dumb youngster is gonna get this dlc and get caught with it by his mum and valve and taleworlds will both be destroyed in the ensuing legal battles

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>>143595403
responsible kids will disable adult content until they're older

>>143595651
You trip and fall -1 agility
You catch herpes -50 honor

>>143595651
I told you about the slavs.
I told you bruv

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>>143596513
forgot pic

>>143595114
promotions.png

>>143593721
>jump_house.webm

>>143595114
>somebody spent hours modelling this

is carribean good?

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>>143597625
It can be pretty fun.

>>143579894
>besting Lu Bu
Aren't his stats fucking absurd in Warwolf
>>143596723
Fuck is the point of that place anyway

is the mod set in japan good?

>>143597625
it's fun, the lack of warband commands on the field is annoying but you can still mow down natives with a bunch of musketeers which is great
>>143598250
it's alright but it's boring since all the factions are identical and there's hardly any troop diversity

thanks lads

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>decide to try out gekonewer
>those fucking gender choices

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>mfw I successfully use hammer and anvil tactics for the first time

Their 1200 vs. My 250

12 Wounded, 0 Deaths on my end.

This battlefield rape goes out to my companions who worked tireless to max out their Surgeon skills.

>>143599140
Hammer and anvil? I just kinda shoot them with archers and then spazz the fuck out when they get close.

>>143595651
>>143595114
Why do people find the need to mod nudes onto mount and blade models, then again oblivion had ten billion nude mods so I guess people have low standards.

>>143599140
What's hammer and anvil?

Which version of Brytenwalda is the best?
On the forums there's a repolished or reworked or some name like that version that people seem to like.
Is Brytenwalda good in the first place?

>>143599567
Form a wall of strong infantry units (the anvil), let the enemy rush into it, and then swing the horsemen around behind the enemy and pound them in their backs.

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>>143599589
repolished
reworked is shit, webm related

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>>143598837

That was all me

He should have never let me contribute

>>143599140
>pornagraphic

>>143600190
>casca loved every second
*faint reees in the distance*

What is Gekonewer?

>>143600190
Quick question, is my game bugging out or does every weapon have the unbalanced property.

>>143601712
A newer version of Gekokujo, the Japanese mod.

>>143602962
Where can I get it?

>>143603367
READ THE FUCKING PASTEBIN

>>143603367
try the internet, apparently it's gotten pretty big over the years - I think it's going to take off and be huge desu

>>143598539
>it's fun, the lack of warband commands on the field is annoying but you can still mow down natives with a bunch of musketeers which is great

This, what the fuck. Why didn't they keep Warband's battle commands? They're shit, yeah, but it's still better than this cheap Total War Deployment phase knockoff

>>143604359
>but it's still better than this cheap Total War Deployment phase knockoff
i found that fine actually, once you get familiar with the interface it works decently
but they should've kept both, no reason not to

>>143604913
It's just too slow. I can remember and do all the button presses faster than I can bring the menu up and start clicking on things

>>143605043
yeah it isn't viable to do on the fly
though i haven't needed to do much formation stuff in caribbean

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I hate going to the taleworlds forums for tech help. The amount of bullshit those autists spew in incomprehensible.

>>143605395
what a load of felchers

>>143605395
I'm going to vomit.

>>143605395
I fucking hate having to enter villages and shit.
It's even worse in blood and gold caribbean, where it takes me a few seconds to load every scene.

>>143598539
>>143604359
>>143604913
wtf, battlefield commands are the only reason I still play Warband campaign

>>143605395
>even 4chan is more constructive and helpful than the taleworlds forum
How?

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Who /bretonnia/ here?

>warsword
>decided to every race and the entire world available
this is how you know the mod is shit

>>143606218
I mean I didn't mind it when I was brand new to the series, but these guys are all advocating for it to happen in -every- save. So people who already saw the villages and shit don't have a choice. fuck these people.

Plus they act like you don't see most locations enough in siege combat? What do these guys do, just kill bandits and buy enterprises?

>>143606519
Honestly all warsword needs is diplomacy and its golden.

I think there are only a few areas left without custom scenes.

>>143606356
I don't know. But it helps me understand why people ask questions here rather than there. It's just sad that these people are probably going to have some influence on the mods and games' development because they post on the official forum.

So how quickly is someone going to make a better Warhammer mod with the models ripped from Total War: Warhammer?

>>143606419
I like the idea of them but always despise controlling cavalry in any game (and don't enjoy their combat personally).
Different kinds of infantry are a lot more fun imo.

>>143606870
10 days probably

Just a note, but ACOK 2.2 with the upstab pastebin patch crashed for me. Said something about being Unable to open a file, I think it pointed to a piece of bandit clothing.

Also how do I disable the requirement of going into every town and talking to the master/elder, in order to get the option on the menu? I'd like to just meet the elder straight away without having to navigate shantytowns.

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>>143606870
soon
I figure there's easy access to the models given that people have already modded units on Steam workshop. Otherwise need to somehow open up the .pack files.

>>143606870
Would those models even be rippable or applicable to Warband? That's a lot of work considering how many failed projects Warband has. It would take some dedicated people.

Probably better to wait for butterlord.

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Is there a way to use the face textures of one mod on another?

>>143607475
it's easy
you just have to get the degenerates of /tesg/ to teach you how to convert between different kinds of files between all the different photoshops and model viewers and editors and other such tedious bullshit and then rescale work out any oddities m8

>>143607647
This
Carribean! with Pretty Females when

>>143607310
>>143607475
No idea desu, probably not possible/too much work. I bet there would be a Warcraft based mod around if it was easy, there's a lot of source material (sounds,model,lore,everything) and it's a big franchise with a huge fanbase.

>>143606419
>milady

>>143607265
>Also how do I disable the requirement of going into every town and talking to the master/elder
you should be grateful for the free mod you have. It's better than native and now you have a reason to appreciate the scenery that was carefully crafted by the modders

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>>143607703
That's a good question, because they probably expect me to marry this pirate bitch just because I hate the Spanish.

I miss the governor's daughter.

>>143607265
that's because it's for version 2.1

>>143607703
The character models in Caribbean are so uncanny it legit freaked me out to stay in character creation for longer than a minute

>>143606680
Diplomacy and freelancer. And maybe some slight QoL improvements for kingdom managing.

>>143607802
What's the plot like? Are we forced to fuck with the spanish or can I find a nice spaniard waifu and colony to settle down?

>>143607794
the best part about the BEAUTIFUL SCENERY is that the only thing to discover in those are the buggy untested places to get stuck and looking for the npcs who is hidden in some fucking alley for reasons unknown, truly love it.

>>143595651

no one wanted this

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>>143608090
The only way to start the questline is to be at at least 0 relations with the pirates and be an enemy of the Spanish. You also can only start it if you succeed the governor's daughter quest, meaning you don't marry the superior waifu.

>>143608090
They had freelancer, got rid of it.

And doesnt diplomacy include all the QoL improvements for kingdom managing?

I don't see "All Hands Ahoy" on steam.

Is it included if I buy the game now?

>>143606419
cuck

>>143608660
Yes, because it was a free DLC/update.

>>143608290
Well, fuck. Is that questline good, at least? And can I join Spain after I finish it?
Who's the superior waifu?

>>143608309
Yeah, almost all of them but I remember some really neat ones regarding fief management for kings and lords that were only in Perisno or AND, don't remember which.

But yeah, Diplomacy needs to be added and everything will be golden. If this were a paradox game I'd mod it myself but I only know how to tweak things in Warband.

>>143607859
Ahhh okay, thank you.

>>143608869
I haven't finished it yet because they expect me to take a town with nearly 200 defenders, because that is considered "lightly defended" according to Russians. You can fail the quest, but I don't know what happens with the questline if you do. I think I'll make another save file with my guy and see what happens.

So far all it has been is

>Meet ugly bitch
>Answer questions that lean towards pro-pirate or pro-Europe
>attack a Spanish convoy
>See how edgy the bitch can be
>Get told to attack and claim a Spanish town

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>>143607794
I'll admit, I keked

What's the single best M&B mod and why is it Blood and Steel?

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>>143609236
>abandoned mod is the best

>>143609085
>they expect me to take a town with nearly 200 defenders, because that is considered "lightly defended" according to Russians

Slavs are a hardcore bunch.

>>143609671
It's because they had the highest casualty rates in the last World War 2, so expending large amounts of human life seems normal to them :)

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Turns out the questchain continues, and Ann seems to have been burning innocents in their own homes again.

>>143553225
>Been gone for a week
>Come back and it's 3 days away

Well shit, the 10 days was real.

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>>143610408
>There are no such thing as 'innocents', Gregory Wallace. Remember that.

I'm starting to feel bad for the Spanish. The English, too, since the Brotherhood is taking their last few western ports.

>>143610408
>Soon enough you'll become the most dreaded pirate in all the Blood & Gold: Caribbean!
for fucks sake

>>143553225
loudnigger.wav

finally

>>143554205
Is that fucking THULSA DOOM's banner?

>>143610442
i think you may have been in a coma m8. or had a stroke

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>>143610408
>mfw when man gave women firearms

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>>143587051

>you won't be able to set up new ladders around fortifications
>there still won't be a climbing animation

>>143553225
oh boy someone do the conversion.

10 developer days = 3 real months
3 developer days = ?

>>143611130
Yes. I modified the snake heads and sun though.

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God will not welcome me now.

>>143611518
If 3 months is ~90 days, then 3 developer days would be just under one month of real time.

>>143611518
Don't you understand? those 3 days are part of the 10 days. The Long Week is finally behind us!

>>143611489
>>there still won't be a climbing animation
there's already one in caribbean

before i buy caribbean and then refund it does anybody have a download link for it
or is it not like viking conquest where i can refund it and get it for free

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Bitch is lucky that I'm just trying to look at the storyline, or she would get cannons strapped to her bootstraps.

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Ow the fucking edge.

It's a rape backstory. Also involves abortions and forced romance.

>>143613524
Only a spaniard would fuck a woman that ugly
Is that what it is about?

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>>143613889
Yes. Spanish man rapes woman, then sends her to an abbey while she has his child. She 'breaks out' by killing everyone at the mission and then uses a rusty fork to kill the unborn child. And then she demands you kiss her.

And now she gave me a quest to take over control of the Brotherhood.

>>143594297
I wouldn't call it happy.

so how do you start this governer's daughter quest that starts the main quest

>>143557058
>9 frames per second

are you kidding me bro? disgusting. how do you manage?

>>143615287
You'll eventually get a messenger from one of the Euro factions telling you to meet with one of their governors. That governor will start the governor's daughter quest, where you have to 'save' and 'seduce' the daughter of a rival Euro faction's governor. You then get the choice to betray the daughter and complete the quest, earning around 50,000 gold (required to get the new story questline). You can also choose to not betray the daughter, fail the quest, marry her, and get to start your own faction.

>>143611980
noice

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And yet, the Good Catholic trait doesn't do shit for French troops. I should fix that trait if they're going to call France a Catholic nation now.

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I would consider this the canon ending. You get an axe to the face, Ann dies, you die, and you get an unmarked grave for helping the worst waifu.

The true end is you kill John Ward, and then Ann declares herself the new leader, and you get to name the new kingdom.

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Is there a Westeros M&B mod?

>>143616589
yes, now please kill yourself

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Well, it is an even easier way to start a faction, since you just get all of the Brotherhood's territory. Ann is still the inferior waifu.

>>143617809
that fucking glow

>if the enemy sallies out in pendor all your archers will have about 1 single fucking arrow to fire
>so will you and if youre a dedicated archer enjoy being FUCKING USELESS

Bravo pendor devs, you are actually the stupidest fucking shits I have ever seen in mods. fucking ACoK and the autistic warsword dev don't even hold a candle to this absolute retard shit.

>hurr the mod is le difficult le git gud

Fuck I hate the people on the forums they just defend every fucking bad practice that a modder does, absolutely blind to any faults

>>143615686
is that the only way you can start your own faction

>>143617948
>>143605395

The forum is just an absolute cesspit. I wish it was okay to ban people for being autistic shits there.

>>143618279
>LOL WHY DONT YOU JUST BRING A NON-ARCHER ARMY JUST HOMOGENIZE YOU RETARD LOL THE MOD IS FINE AS IS

I DO HAVE A FUCKING HOMOGENEOUS ARMY YOU FUCKING SHIT THE ENEMY SALLIES OUT BECAUSE I HAVE TO SIEGE WITH 80 GOD DAMN TROOPS BECAUSE OF SHITTY LIMITS THEN YOU TAKE AWAY THE ARROWS OF LITERALLY A THIRD OF MY TROOPS AND THE ENEMY HAS INFINITE ARROWS JUST FIRING INTO MY MEN WHO HAVE TO CHARGE THEM BECAUSE THE ENEMY IS DOING THE EXACT THING YOU TRY TO DISSUADE

FUCK WHY ARE THE FORUMS SO SHIT GOD DAMNIT

>>143618276
There are three ways.

1) Normal: Get a faction mad at you, attack one of their ports, claim it yourself.
2) Daughter: Choose to marry the daughter in the "Governor's Daughter" quest. You'll get her home port for yourself and have her as one of your captains.
3) Ann: This is the new way. If you follow the quest, then you'll eventually get to take all of the Brotherhood's territory for yourself and your own named faction.

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>>143618279
>tfw reading dorfus's blatant lies about his personal life

>>143618530
>1) Normal: Get a faction mad at you, attack one of their ports, claim it yourself.
ah good that's still in
i assumed they'd taken it out due to them taking out other stuff like formations for no good reason

>>143618813
It was taken out at first, but they added it back in during one of the original Caribbean! weekly patches.

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Man, rape backstories are the worst things.

I kinda hope that the devs make questlines for the Euro factions. Even one for Spain so that my favorite Spaniard has something to do.

Holy shit there has to be some sort of fix for this does anyone know. I just want to siege a god damn castle in pendor but my army is too small to stop them from sallying out and rendering a god damn third of my army useless because they have no arrows. The other 2/3rds lose in fucking melee with sarleon troops because apparently dragon drakes can't kill a fucking tier 2 infantry somehow.

I can't garrison my men and get more melee troops because I can't get a fucking castle because of this arbitrary arrow bullshit.
My fucking ARCHER CHARACTER has no arrows so I am fucking useless in a siege because of this stupid fucking mechanic.

>>143619501
more edge than the latest gillette razor

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>>143619935
She burns innocent people in their homes, nails the abbess to an altar, and gave herself an abortion with a rusty fork.

The only good thing about her is that she hates the Spanish, but she only hates them because "muh rape".

Don't deal with used goods. Kill natives instead.

>>143617809
Why the fuck do all the words glow

>>143617948
It's a chance for you to use the melee weapons that modders worked for 6 million hours to make for free, you should be grateful )))))))))))))))))))))

>>143620198
is this cunt what awaits me in the main quest?

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>>143567832
Uploaded.

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>>143620258
I don't know, mate, probably one of the settings I have on but never bothered to turn off.

>>143620296
If you decide to do the story quest, yes. It's not really a main quest, since you're not forced to do it. I only did it to see what awaited me at the end, and all I got was despair.

>>143620264
Maybe if the fucking enemy didn't sit back and pelt my 80 men (more like 50 fucking cucks considering my archers can't do anything) with 100 archers of their own backed by their own infantry with their infinite arrows this would make sense but it's like they make the worst possible decisions then NO ONE is allowed to criticize them without being told to stop whiny it's perfect as is be grateful you fucking shitlord archer, you're not here to have fun you're here to be ridiculed

>>143620461
Tell-tale indicators of a true forum autist

>Modders work for free be grateful
>You make a better mod then.

People saying this shit need to be excised from the gene pool.

>>143618594
I was unaware of this meme. Tell me the juicy gossip.