spessmen on a space station: /ss13g/

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>When you get to read the assmad dead antag's ghost chat

Intigracy hasn't tickled my cervix in a while, where's he at these days?

I hereby claim this thread in the name of Her Majesty, the Queen. This post also carries the full authority of the Orange Order - Catholics are banned

So I saw bus station is added, is there pop limits to put it in the votes?
Can I be Ms Frizzle and take the lil niggas on a field trip?

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>counting on another player to be competent

>>143511519
It should be on the test server right now. It needs a few revisions before its ready for play.

>>143511672
It got revised already

Just waiting on pomf to move the revised version to live

>>143511573
It adds variety to the experience at least.

>>143511519
No because there is no actual bus.

>retardation and other disabilities will never be hard to cure
>Spessmen will never have randomly generated defects at a significant chance to happen because cloning and rye/alky is easy
>no cripple uprising

>>143512028
In the fucking trash it goes

>>143512028
>>143512227
The bus comes later

When the admins bus in a deaf squid

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post your rare spess pictures

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>>143513630

whoose sec ban just ran up

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>>143513630
Find the Clown.

>>143514431
Motherfucker, is that ice?
How old is this?

>>143514431
Left edge, midway down. I can see that green backpack a mile away.

>>143513815
surprised someone didn't go through with a fireaxe

>>143514431
>old OLD bar
>Ice
>robotics in engineering
>that robotics conveyor is all I can recognize

I want ice back

>>143514431
>green gas
WHAT IS THIS

>>143515145
>we will never have aerosolized mint toxin

>>143515278
Mint smoke while gabben disease is floating around.

>>143514431
>>143514998
>The bar will never be unfucked back into having a stage and not being thin as fuck.

>>143515753
I have never, ever, ever heard anyone complaining that the new bar was "thin"

newblob is l a g g y

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>>143513630

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What's this room called?

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>>143513630

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>>143513630
I've also summoned Ice'Sie the ice cream goddess
admins need to throw in more special characters bus

>>143516404
Interrogation or implanting/bible smacking room.

>>143516404
front door interrogation

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>>143513630
BATTLEBROTHERS!

>>143516597
I got a mr clean summon after puke got added as a reagent and serviceborgs made near infinite puke and then were told to make the whole station puke covered. I think I cleaned about 200 tiles of puke that round with soap and an upgraded janicart.

>>143516404
It's called Processing

Interrogation is off to the side of the western cells.

Security who don't get this right and call it interrogation in round happen to always be shitcurity. A coincidence? No

It's probably not their fault
They've never had to use more than the cells if their victims are lucky enough to make it alive into the brig.

>>143517073
>it's literally fucking called "interrogation room" when an SPS goes off inside
tell us more about how everyone but you is shitcurity

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>Get orders to perma someone
>know they're just going to break out and we're going to have to catch them again

Why do we even still have perma if everyone knows how to break out of it

>>143517314
Are you sure you didn't get lost on your way to the actual interrogation room? I wouldn't trust an officer who doesn't even know the brig to be able to follow co-ordinates given by an SPS either.

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>>143517458

>>143516404

This is formally known as Processing, colloquially known as Interrogation because those are also done in here

who wants to play pulsar: lost colony with me

>>143518080
end this meme

>>143518150
what meme

>>143517353
to give the illusion of some sort of batman v. joker antics and keep you interested on paper but it's really there just to make you angry
modern spess design revolves around tedium and pissing the player off

>>143517353
because you can bash their fucking head in and so can anyone else who sees that orange jumpsuit and is alerted through HoS desk announcement "HEY NIGGER MCGREYSHIT JUST BROKE OUTTA PERMA GET HIS ASS"

>>143517568
> Help AI has trapped me in the WARDEN

This is how dumb you sound

>finally found everything i needed for a cool virus
>fizzle
>telepathy
>lantern symdrom
>waiting effect
>shuttle docks and everybody goes home

>>143518331
pretty weak bait

>>143516795

It's obviously the Custody Room
It's not an office, and you can't make a verb into a noun just because that's what you do in there

It's grilled meat. You barbeque it. The meat isn't barbeque. You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
See where I'm going with this?

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>It's grilled meat. You barbeque it. The meat isn't barbeque. You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
>See where I'm going with this?

What the fuck was up with the knight mutiny?

>>143518830
I was a part of it and I don't know. I was just going along with orders.

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>>143518709
>You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
Maybe where you live.
By the way, what's this?

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>arrive as QM
>at least 10 bee crates in disposals
>knights
>someone threatens to decapitate me
>order guns, wood, and barricade cargo
damn cos-players

>>143518709
>You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
Yes you do retard

>>143517568
It's the Detainment Suite

Everyone here wouldn't know how to play security if an admin jobbaned them and made them read the wiki 10 times over
Christ.

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>>143518709
congratulations anon, that post is the dumbest thing i've read ever since pic related

>>143519180
>>143519063
>>143518952

>Amerifats who can't speak english too good

Go choke on a hambuger. Sorry I mean choke on a hamburgering.

It's the Interview Room by the way

>>143518830
Sawbones, the Janitor, and some other chucklefuck just randomly gunned me down after they arrested the CE.

I'm pretty surprised only one of them got banned.

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>Go choke on a hambuger. Sorry I mean choke on a hamburgering.

>It's the Interview Room by the way

>>143519382
>hamburgering
According to your own logic, wouldn't it be called grilled patty?

>>143519382
That's an insensitive comment, my wife's son died from chokings while hamburgering. Apologize at once!

>>143519469
M E A T C L U B

>>143519771
I'd honestly believe it. THE PLOT THICKENS

>>143519469
i put down the janitor and nour'zhuul or whatever for killing the cap

i just wanted to be samus

>>143519771
You mean metaclub. You don't want to know about the meatclub.
t. vore

Are some icons fucked for everyone else like doors not showing open panel, invisible assemblies and such?

Also can anyone else see the captain safe and item on the table from the halls? I can see if it's emagged from the hallway and anything on the table close to the wall.

>>143520036
Update BYOND

>>143519915
>implying literally anyone cares about vore anymore now that I stopped shilling that shithole

>>143520105
fuck off killete

>>143520076
On latest version and cleared the byond folder earlier. This mean you cant see the safe ?

>>143520187
Guess again bitchboy

>>143520265
i'd like to buy a vowel

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so I made some shitty models for the lights and put them in my map

holy shit

it's still probably a shitty map but it feels like a better shitty map

now I gotta make the actual furniture and shit, though

>>143520385
Hi shitalus! Vore died off since the furries took over, and there's a new hot server in town.

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>>143520545
I figured as such, I popped in as a ghost like 4 months ago and it was back to literally nothing and only the same shit-tier snowflakes like serki and dhaeleena

I'm glad it's over

>>143520542
Still looks a bit dark pal, unless maint is pitch black
Can you post maint?

>>143520545
the new hot server has about 4 people that only play lesbians

>>143521260
Probably because they don't want marinara sauce encrusted benis from pasta boyz

>>143521448
>not wanting a meal and a fuck

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Guys. Tomorrow is last day of school for my area I learned. The server is going to get more players in the afternoon and probably morning if it's the same day for other states

>>143521538
Stomach acid is bad for my skin

>>143521597
That is one puffy vulva

>>143521597
School ended over a week ago in my state

>>143521597
this is the perfect time for medium rp week then

>>143521597
I really really really like this picture. Can I save it?

The highlander update just got merged.
Highlanders can now receive full heals by decapitating other highlanders.
Also all highlanders now have permanent hulk, making stun weapons useless during highlander mode.

>>143521782
First post ckey

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>Highlanders are now perma-hulked, making them immune to stuns.
>A highlander will be fully healed if he decapitates another highlander.

>>143521597
Schools already out for half the country. Also that is one puffy vulva.

>>143522058
>making stun weapons useless during highlander mode
Not chloral ,':^)

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>>143521219
can't make the lights themselves much brighter, otherwise anything that gets close turns pretty much neon, abusing manual falloff distance values to even out the lighting

and different lighting means some places that are well lit in SS13 are kinda funky in source

will post a shot showing one of the funky spots

what's gonna look really sucky is the fact that airlocks aren't gonna block light because static lightmap shit

>>143522232
Getting hit once in the face with a claymore downs you anyways

>>143509521
If you're gonna autism viro, get some metal and wall your windows. It's survival 101

>>143510543
>Crew not combining with cultists to jihad manifest cult armor ghosts at the blergs in a grey tide of hate and death while the crew keep them food, iron, and bandage them constantly.
Blew it.

>>143522318
Not if you're hulk, pay attention bro

>>143522365
Ah shit actual combat then I'm fucking hype

>>143511573
Then help them. One round of valids ends in an hour. Teaching a man to be good at one more job lasts a lifetime.
Only through better wiki pages and teaching will serbia become the toxihalla you wished for.

>>143522314
the perfect place to drag station waifus

>>143522232
Admins will at least have an easier time deleting the chem dispensers than they would deleting every stun weapon on the map, as they would have to previously.

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>tfw only played 3 highlander rounds
>but won every single one of them
Why am I never on when they happen I love them so much

>>143522517
Doomguy sprites are your waifu?

>>143522785
Because they never happen.

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>>143522785
>Tfw only highlander round I played I got backstabbed by a powergaming mommi who had the smallest sprite possible
I'm still mad

>>143523009
MoMMIs are scum.

>>143523058
All silicons are unrobust shitters on crutches

I specifically hate standard cyborgs because "gee I hope no one emaaaaags my spread asshole so I can murderbone without being taseable and space the Borg console XD"
Fuck silicons

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>>143523009
>>143523058
>mfw playing as MoMMI and abusing every single bug possible during the purge

>>143523184
Get a good robotics reputation and they'll be nice

>>143523009
>>143523058
Oh by the way, the highlander update ALSO forcibly changes all silicons into humans when the highlander button is pressed, so that they can be highlabders as well.
No more ventcrawling highlander MoMMIs or plasmaflooding engieborgs during highlander mode.

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ESPECIALLY METAGAMING POSIBRAIN STANDARD CYBORGS WHO GUN FOR THE ANTAGS THEY SAW IN GHOST MODE
HOLY SHIT IM GETTING HEATED

>>143523184
Why would you be more angeryier over standard than sec

>>143523009
>every time you see one of those lego borgs you know they're gonna be a huge asshole and they picked the sprite cause its the smallest

>>143523364
Ahelp them

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>>143522314
here's the biggest issue

it's a lot better lit in SS13

but oh hey raytracing

Standard borg is the patrician borg choice

>Stun baton but no cuffs so security can't make you their bitch
>No material spawner so robotics can't say 'PRINT ME 1000 DIAMONDS BUT I WONT CHANGE YOUR BATTERIES OR UPGRADE THE CAHRGERS LAW 2 REEE'
>Fire extinguisher for space travel
>Every visual module
>Enough medical supplies to stop lol bleeding bug and keep people alive whilst keeping the gunman down, not like a dumb medborg who walks infront of bullets and asks them to stop

>e-sword decapitations + stunbatons > polyacid spray

>>143523364
report that shit

report that shit instantly

>>143523184
Nah, standard is legit. you can soap the aids. Something you can't as sec and it's a pain as medborg. You can batonlock instead of only having your flash, eyedrops and slips from other non-sec. You can bandage bleeds. Unlike tricord service, janitor, or secborg. You have an extinguisher unlike sec and service for when you take that corner too hot. You can move consoles unlke med/jan/serv/sec. Drag a medibot and you're the best that ever was

It's the best module.

>>143523420
Secborgs kinda try to go do law stuff, but generally are troll niggers

Standard Borgs serve NO fucking purpose at all, and are ALWAYS FUCKING EMAGGED
Fuck posibrains, fuck silicons, and fuck YOU, SILICON PLAYERS WHO READ THIS

>>143523537
I regularly play robotics and beg borgs to stop by for upgrades and they barely do

>>143523364
This is literally a permabannable offense. All you need to do is tell the admins.

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>>143523537
But you're still a bitch to your laws

Why does box have the worst maint?

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>>143523537
>Not face tanking until your body gives out. And nobody notices. Not that they know how to fix you even if they did.
They can just order you to module swap immediately. People are cunts

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>>143523707
>Vox die now
>What a world

>>143523537
>I like to be a stuck up cunt, and a not fully efficient stuck up cunt at that
>by the way I absolutely LOVE my murderbone loadout when I get emagged tm
>btw I already tp'd the ion rifles out and spaced the Borg console
FUCK YOU FUCKING NAPOLEON LITHUANIAN EDITION NIGGER

PICK AN ACTUAL FUCKING MODULE AND DO YOUR GOD DAMNED JOB WE DID NOT CREATE BORGS FOR YOU ALL TO BE POMPOUS CUNTS THAT WANT TO JUST KILL EVERYTHING YOU EXIST S O L E Y TO SERVE MANKIND AND I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER BLOWING ALL STANDARD BORGS ROUNDSTART BECAUSE OF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU

>>143523924
All the other modules sacrifice utility for their specialization. The secborg can do enough of anything that it's the best

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>>143522314
speaking of airlocks

what do

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>>143522464
>spend entire round growing walking mushrooms as an antag because the wiki says that they will kill every one after they kill enough of there fellow mushrooms
>The walking mushrooms literally do nothing
>1 hour 30 minutes into round, and i realize that the mushrooms aint going to do shit
>mfw tricked by shitty vg wiki

>>143524064
doors that open vertically

>>143524064
Depends on scale. One or two bigger doors may look better

>>143524142
Just grow more and place more of them, you're already an hour and 30 minutes in, just do what I did in my first month of playing, I didn't know that too many sprites would mess things up.

I placed alongside another botanist working with me, like 500+ walking mushrooms in the station.
It crashed the server.

>>143524064
Paradise has sprites for single wide airlocks. Use those.

>>143524158
yeah, probably best choice

probably will make something that looks like those doors crossed with one of the vertically opening doors

>>143524142
>The walking mushrooms literally do nothing
I believe you must pick up a walking mushroom and "use" it (click it while it's in you hand) in order for it to come alive and begin walking and attacking other mushrooms.

>>143524064
The only reason we have three doors is that a single 3 tile door is too hard to code in byond.

Put in a single 3 tile door make it look like some neat ass Halo 1 style shit.

>>143524142
You have to use them. It spawns a simple mob that fights other. I'vem ade fight clubs. You're just a dumbass

>>143523632
Baton, bandaid, soap, wrench to move chargers.

>>143524712
not him but the mushrooms never actually attack people IIRC
or even if they do, they're completely harmless
same with killertomatoes which do literally nothing but randomly walk around

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>>143524064
You could just jam some airlocks along with their frames in there, the metro does it with its doors, and you aren't any worse than them, are you?

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>>143524646
>A single three tile door is hard to code
>when other servers have exactly that on their stations

>>143524646
That's not the reason, dumdum

It's because three tile doors looks like crap

>>143524897
You're talking to /vg/ coders here what do you expect? We're literrally the back end of coding and we were the last to switch to the Byond Beta

>>143524646

It's not as much "hard to code" that we can't be arsed because there's a billion things that need recoding

We already have two-tile airlocks, would take about a day's work to make a three-tile airlock functional

>>143524897
Where? I've only seen 2wide doors

>>143524993
Where is your patriotism? /vg/ code is bestcode, the other codebases are not even worthy to have our glorious wipe itself with!

Searching up /vg/station terms on paste bin can net some funny results.
http://pastebin.com/Re4Qdtup

>>143524897
Yeah and a large number of servers do what we do as well. Because its a hassle.

>>143525291
>[00:50:33]EMOTE: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite Entyshak (@250,195,1): <B>Angelite Entyshak</B> erps with the hlep helpr.
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>143524845
these airlocks slide open

I'll figure something out

probably make both a vertical variant and a wide variant, which one I use depending on the walls to either side of the door

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>>143525291
>[06:03:52]EMOTE: Chihichihachiyiha/Mxr41 (@187,282,5): <B>Chihichihachiyiha</B> inhales erotically.

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Hey Probe, Angel

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>>143525728
>that bottom image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GO TO BED SARAH!

>>143525663
It's been 7 minutes and I can't stop giggling about this.

>>143524064
This looks different from DOOMstation. What is this?

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Dana is cute CUTE

>>143526061
source engine

not a game recreation

just a recreation of an outdated metastation map

with a bunch of shitty prop models I have yet to make

>>143526376
Will you be running HL2 deathmatch round in there or what?

>>143526702
lol no
TTT and Murder to test the map
Then I'm going to make a mode called SpaceRP and invite all my friends to admin it.

>>143525291
can't wait to put this in the new op when this thread dies

>http://pastebin.com/7KG1cnjd
>400+ lines
>"short version"

>>143527325

It includes the short and the long version you fuccboi

>>143526702
honestly no clue

probably just gonna shit around with stuff in garry's mod and bots in TF2

it MIGHT make a good counterstrike map, I dunno, counterstrike's not quite my thing

can't play anything more than ss13 online since fuck hughesnet

just gonna put the map and probably the source up somewhere

see how many shitty dupes and horribly edited versions show up

[07:51:15]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@241,298,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Unzips his pants and mounts Sasha

[07:52:00]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@241,298,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Grabs her collar and starts rutting her

[07:53:19]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@241,298,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Each pant makes him fuck her harder and faster

[07:56:11]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@242,297,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Starts fucking her tight canine cunt

[07:58:26]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@242,297,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Takes his cock out of Sasha's cum filled pussy

[08:00:20]EMOTE: Mateo Mitchell/Majestic_Mastodon (@241,298,1): <B>Mateo Mitchell</B> Puts Sasha on her back and lays down on the floor with her

[08:01:33]EMOTE: Sasha/dekret (@241,298,1): <B>Sasha</B> chases its own tail. It seems it is trying to committ suicide.

>>143525291
>literally went around raping people
>not on the sex offender list

WHY

>bbbbaface just got off a week ban
>the first thing he does is get banned again
perma on this shitter when?

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>It's a killette tells stories in OOC round

>>143529958
Fuck off his gimmick was fun but you are just a bunch of faggots who hate fun

>>143530179

what was the gimmick?

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>>143530159
is your name actually killette?

>>143530179
Hello BBBAface.

>>143530204
Coup against heads. It's in the ban logs.

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>>143530235

>>143530159
what herb in there?

>>143530404
weed

It's parsley flakes

>[01:15:40]EMOTE: Ally Yun/Densane (@247,241,1): <B>Ally Yun</B> rapes Zacharay's Hensha's bung hole with her probe

I don't remember this happening to me.

>>143530390
I had no idea it was an actual name.

Is this your tumblr you sloot http://killettexoxo.tumblr.com/

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>>143530581
delete this please

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When I'm gone, sing me that song will ya?

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>>143525291
Disappointing

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>I'm the admin who's probably going to end up perma banning you if you fuck up again, seeing as how you think of yourself as a magical arbitrary exception to our rules.

>he thinks he matters
>on a 2d fart gas simulation platform set in space

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>>143531935
>having pictures of elves on your personal computer

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>>143532037

>>143532424
disgust

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>Mechanic disappears forever after eng break-in for a socket
>Beepsky slain in pursuit of fowl criminal janitor
>Borg gets its just desserts
>janitor goes braindead after his greytiding cucks in his self induced permabrigging in the bridge
>Greytider nearly blown the fuck out by ai core defenses
>Engineering disaster
>Shard EMP causes the portapumps to turn the station into pinball hell more with every firelock some dumbass opens cause >firelocks
>Posi AI has to be made to call it.
>That whole round
>Extended

>>143531935
You dont take criticism well, do you?

>>143531321
It's not shitposting if it's ironic :0)

>>143533184
>That is criticism
>That is not an autistic attempt to display his 'power' because I don't offer any respect to these mouthbreathing retards who hamfistedly flail their unwarranted self-importance about the server, thread and forum ad nauseam

Load the logs to read up on the metacomms chase. Literally nothing. One of the guys says three or four things the whole round. Admins don't even do a robust meta check...

>>143530312

So like a violent one or just Revs?

>>143532958
thats extended

How do I go back on a page on NTOS terminals? I can't seem to find a back button or anything.

>>143533912
NTOS?

You mean NTSL?

>>143533525
It really depends on how you're breaking the rules. Which admin was this?

I bet you deserve it in all honesty.

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>>143534110
For instance, this.

>>143534165
broke the rules about spreading viruses
Didn't actually know it was harmful, the viro just told me it'd make me an abomination, not everybody else. Imho he's retarded for giving it to me, I'm retarded for spreading it but everybody had fun with the round, definitely not actually ban worthy, maybe a warning.

I'm just trolling to make the ban more amusing for myself at this point, I can outright state this and these spergy 16 year old admins and their metaclub will still take the bait.

>playing round on Hippie
> Keep getting messages after shuttle was called about a dark pressence in the north east
>later the messages were saying the pressence was in the library
>Randomly getting pain in the eyes and notifications like something was hitting me in the eyes, even though i was at other end of station.
> get message right before shuttle launch that it feels like ive been hit in the head with a hammer.

Does anyone know what was happening there? I thought i was familiar with round types but i have no clue what was going on.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
I JUST WANTED MY CRATES AI.

>>143534213
no idea senpai I don't even know what server that is

>>143534419
>I didn't realize viruses were infectious

my advice would be to quit while you're ahead and just move past it all

>>143534424
Yeah you're playing a server for retards.

Are changelings protected under NT default?

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>>143534686
t. dragon

>>143534419
You're aware they read the thread, right?

You'll surely last long here with your mentality.

>>143531935
Yes, Pain is a bit grandiose and likes waving his power around and sounding important
But he's right
And he's also one of the older still-active admins, so your claim that he will quit seems rather unfounded

>>143534419
You don't really get to decide if your own ban is ban worthy mate.

Your attitude is at complete odds with most of the players here even. It sounds like what you did was really fucking shitty, deserving of a ban, and now you're crying about how the admins are fucking evil egotists.

If you can't accept you fucked up, then you really won't last long like >>143534850 said

>>143534893
>>143534419
Other server's use our transparency to their advantage in their ban process, sometimes.

If you want to continue to play spess I suggest you either cool off and stop, or just leave entirely. You'll be banned from most of them like a domino effect before you know it. It's happened before.

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>>143534805
actually t. Probe
I glanced over the appeal and it really wasn't a sound appeal. He didn't know viruses were infectious but he deliberately left to infect people? What's even going on here?

Just admit you handled a situation badly and move on.

>only eight people on the serb
>only four people actually playing
Dead serb.

>>143535030
>>143534893
>>143534869
>>143534850
t. shitmin metafriends

>>143535093
>didn't know viruses were infectious
reading comprehension please
the post said harmful

>>143535147
You know, as a general rule, if absolutely everyone disagrees with you, you're the one who is wrong.

>>143534773
No. They're presumed to have eaten whoever's place they're in.

>>143535094
>he is not in education, employed or in training
Fuck off moneysucker

>>143535404
but you die if you work

>>143534735
I mentioned the server because I did think maybe it was some admin fuckery, i notice that happens plenty on hippie.

>tfw you used to play so much goonstation you became a mod and these days you don't recognize anyone

>>143535293
That's not correct at all.
If I say water is wet and like 11 people disagree with me it makes them retards, not me wrong.

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>>143535635
>mfw the names change but the funs still there

>>143535928

definitely. after I mastered pretty much everything in the game though a lot of my enjoyment came from the community of players. crazier shit happens when a lot of people know each other (you also get dumb circlejerking which is the negative side to that)

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>>143535587
But you die if you don't

>>143535643
Yeah except nobody would fucking tell you water isn't wet.

>>143535643
That rule I just gave only applies in reality
And before you come up with some obscure example of it still being wrong, I said it was a general rule
I'm not saying it's true 100% of the time, just the vast majority of the time.

>>143537183
No the rule you gave only applies when you think you're right.

It's that autistic way of thinking that has only a negative impact on /vg/ serb

>>143531935
lol fuck off underage

>>143537275
You mean the server that universally disagrees with you? Not sure if you're the best person to decide what's best for it.
And when does someone in an argument NOT think they're right?

>>143537456
When they're trolling

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You ever wonder if MrPain just gets into a lust for banvalids during a shitter dry-spell and just accuses people of metacomms randomly?

>>143538406
t. Johnnychimp

>>143538406
I do 50 pushups every time I ban someone
no Im not joking either

>>143538484
good for you. i'm lazy as fuck.

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>>143538484
>tfw I can't get past the 46-47 pushups before my arms give in

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Alright so I had all the tools barring the mousetrap I hadn't gotten yet

Toxin damage - Lime and orange juice
Brute - Trauma kits, milk, nutriment from cow cheese, and bible bashing
Burn - Burn kits and bible bashing. Didn't make time to get tomato juice.
Oxyloss - CPR
Blood - Mortar to grind iron

>>143538719
Just keep at it every day

>>143533554
Speaking isn't necessary for a metacheck and the fact that they hardly spoke at all makes them look all the more guilty.
T. Someone who failed a metacheck once

>>143539762
>>143533554
What's a meta check?

>>143539830
Don't worry about it if you aren't metacommunicating and it won't ever affect you.

>>143539830
A check to see if two people are metacommunicating. Something like killing one of them and hiding their body then seeing if the other rushes for it.

>>143539954
>not having a sps/gps on you all the time
>not having a station bounced radio on you always enabled on a private channel
>not checking every 5 minutes by sending them messages on their PDA to make sure they're still alive
>playing with an unrobust friend

>>143534213
it's html so try keyboard shortcuts alt left etc.
and don't forget to inform whoever coded it their foresight is shit.

Will there ever be a traitor tool stronger than Singuloth? You just need to wrench, wire, and screw in only about 7 pieces and you can rely on half the station being devoured in mere minutes before Science can do anything about it, and that's without using Singularity Beacons. Can anything ever beat a roundstart Engineer traitor that just flips a switch and gets greentext? Other than dignity to not be a EZ-PZ Shitter

>>143540628
Probably not, but a plasma miner and bombs are up there.

>>143540628
>emag comms console
>tell either NT or the syndicate to suck a fat dick
>claim independence of the station
>get bluespace artillery'd

>>143541063
>relying on adminbus

Let's say that by some shitty roll of the dice, you end up an admin for /vg/station; what would you do about faxes and prayers? Would you treat it as part of the in-game world and react on a normal basis or would you treat it as just ahelping and only answer them if you're in the mood for a rare bussing?

knee capping people when? so they fall over and I can pop them one in the face execution style

>>143541705
my name is Not Important

>>143523263
Fuck you Yred

>>143541590
I know I'm not the demographic you're really looking for but I am an admin and I see it as varying degrees of + experience.

We don't have to answer prayers and can if we like.

We should answer serious faxes that are about the round. The vast majority of faxes aren't serious and are just fucking around/ I'm bored bus me in as goku

We definitely need to respond to comms messages when appropriate.

>>143541590
I would deadmin myself instantly because i value my soul.

this is literally the worst round of nukeops i've ever seen

>>143542337
Nuke-ops is always a shit show

When should brig time start counting down? As soon as the cuffs are on you? As soon as your behind the desk at the brig? As soon as processing is done and you're in the cell?

Stone Mask added
WOOOP

>>143542818
a what

>>143542754
I start the timer as soon as I bring him to the holding cells. This way they don't complain while I strip them and buckle them to the bed

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>>143542885
Mask that can turn you into a vampire from JoJo has been added

>>143543136
>more weeb shit
oh

>>143543182
>jojo
>weeb
who are you and where can i file a ban request

>>143543182
>JoJo
>Weebshit

>>143543224
Fuck off weeb

>>143541705
When you target their foot with point blank. It;'s already a thing

>>143543224
>>143543225
not him, you're both fucking weebs

>>143543224
>>143543225
not him either, you're both the weebiest.

>>143543182
Please go and stay go.

>>143543305
>>143543258
>>143543242
give me your ckeys right now

>>143543224
>>143543225
>>143543309
weeb defense force

>>143543224
not him, i just googled jojo to find out what you were talking about

I actually had to add "weeb" to the search to find out what it was, jojo is not enough.

>>143543334
strawberrytan

jojos is weeaboo shit whether you think it's cool or not

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>>143543182
>>143543258
>>143543305
I want Reddit to leave

>>143543334
unid

>>143543384
fucking kek

>>143543436
nice weeb pic bro

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>mfw i want to spess but there are heaps of people here and it'd be too hard to explain if i just start playing ss13

>>143543945
just do it senpai

>>143543945
Just go cargo or shaft miner

>>143544282
I think they mean they'd look autistic to their family or whatever

>>143526215
those fatty pancakes look sad

i don't want my food to be sad about being eaten

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>>143543945
just explain to them what you're playing and what it is with enthusiasm. i'm sure they'll understand!

>>143544185
>>143544282
ehhh
the extent of my autisim games my flatmates have seen is dwarf fortress, and silent hunter, and they think that's weird as fuck already

these are guys who play NBA exclusively.
what do I say to explain a 2d multiplayer role-playing game?

>decide to check out other servers for a change
>try the bay ones
>antags are actually interesting
>people aren't all retards
>it's an actually pleasant experience

this place is literally no better than hippie
you are all goddamn delusional if you think otherwise

>>143544556
the ships set sail already. just play spess

>>143544347
I learned how to play at my friends house the first time, I even showed him how neat the game was.

>>143544619
go play on bay and be quiet, then

>>143544619
the only reason I dont play any other server is because they all have pussy ZAS, you can outrun a plasma flood on hippie

>>143544679
anon, /vg/ uses ZAS

as does bay, and bay's is arguably more hardcore

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>>143544556
>they've seen me play DF and I'm worried about SS13
At least SS13 has a tileset

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>>143544556
just show them this .png file, they should understand perfectly

>>143544767
>>143544637
it's the stopping and having to constantly type and say shit I know they won't get.
at least with dorf i can stop, and basically ignore the game indefinitely to talk or do somthing.

there'll be like 3 people reading the text box over my shoulder if I'm constantly typing on it.
it'll be weird.

>>143544968
>Latejoin
>Everything's fucked or the shuttle's already left
Every time

>>143544661
is he still your friend?

1-3 CS
4-6 P3
7-9 FOOD
0 SS13

>>143545008
THEN DONT FUCKING PLAY IT

>>143545146
I DONT KNOW

>>143545162
I'M NOT
IT STILL SUCKS THOUGH SO EAT MY SHITPOSTS

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>>143544556
Pfft, there's nothing to worry about then. Just have fun. It's not hard to say you roleplay as one of the jobs aboard a space station with each round being spiced up by traitors, double agents sent to kill each other, wizards, skinwalkers, cultists, revolutionaries, malfunctioning AI's etc.

>>143544679
Does hippie use LINDA or zas?

>>143544740
Cool part about bay is that they have their enviromental checks on so a hot fire will burn through walls and even rwalls and flooring. Windows check adj and blow from heat or pressure. It's good shit.

>>143545008
So fucking what? that's not a good reason to enjoy some comfy lowpop sphess. You get in here and suck my null rod bb

>>143544968
>tfw all that ghetto chem that round
Good times

>>143545008
just explain to them it's a multiplayer game. explain while you do things if you have to.

it's okay i set them up a movie in the other room
no gay shit in the chat
best behaviour guys, there are children here.

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>>143545760
They watch two gangs of burly men play with sweaty balls for an hour. I think they can bear space talk.

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comfy

>>143546143
that is comfy

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>>143546143
top comfy

>>143546450
>mesons
>comfy

>>143530581
Oh hey, tits.

>>143521664
>>143522093
...yes...puffy "vulva"

>>143549983
Thanks for clarifying that only ten hours later, mate. Wouldn't have figured it out without ya.

>>143549983
O no..

O NO

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>>143549983
nice try loser

>>143521597
I want to kiss that vulva through the panties!

>>143550395
Good attempt
See the rest of the page

https://twitter.com/sue_lightning/status/700497570091573248

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>>143510543
>Join Server
>Say "Hello Spacefriends" in OOC
>Get message from Admin
>"Stop being IC in OOC
>I only said hello
>Admin bans me for 1 week for saying hello in ooc

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Have we become NoFunStation 13, along with the rest of the servers, or what?

>>143551110
k e k

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>tfw terrified of being banned
>I a gud boi who din du nuffin
>Hide in the bartenders office drinking beer each round until the round ends
>People knock on the bar door
>Ww..w.wheres the bartender
>Drink quitely in my office, and pretend im not there
>I dont want to get banned when some one gets drunk and dies

>>143551110
Only when dragonbro is around

>>143551291
http://youareanidiot.org/

>>143551291
You're a dumbass

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>>143551110
>a policeman hands a mental patient a gun
>proceeds to arrest them when they shoot somebody
Dragonbro.gif

>>143551356
>>a policeman hands a mental patient a gun
>>proceeds to arrest them when they shoot somebody
What's wrong with this scenario? We don't want mental patients in the serb

>>143551254
>>143551110
>>143551320
>>143551356
I say we permaban this guy

>>143551451
Dragonbro? People already tried deadminning him for his abuse a few times but he's just reinstated a few weeks later like nothing happened.

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>>143551436
Do you have issues with imagining things or empathy? Are you unable to suspend your disbelief? Can you separate yourself from reality or fiction? Do you understand analogy?

>>143551451
It would be hilarious, but also unfair. We need to have a proper philosophical discussion on our values as a group and culture before we can make a decision that reflects the sort of rules we want around here.

>>143551541
Both of them two birds with one stone.

>>143551605
Do you seriously think any single one person currently playing is capable of intellectual, unflawed argument, or is that just sarcasm?

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>>143551585
Yes you dipshit. Now for the real question: WHY is there a mental patient running around and WHY is it wrong that he got booted off to a mental institution?

>>143551607
At least one person will be permabanned like all who cross an admin.

>>143551663
Does this answer your question: :^)?

>>143551685
but sawbones is not permabanned yet

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>>143551664
I'm afraid you might be a psychopath.

>>143551774
Shut up, Freud. Nearly all of your theories have either been disproven or recognized as completely ridiculous.

>>143551864
are you saying you dont want to give your mummy cummies in her tummy?

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>>143551864
Doesn't make you any less of a whacko.

>>143551923
No, but I do have envy for my mom's penis.

>>143551761
How is he related?

>>143551967
t. Intigracy