/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>slemmy isn't bottom fragging

gotards?

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>NA CS

>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

CSGO casting in a nutshell.

>>143481959
yes and I want that BRAZILIAN SEED

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>tfw didn't bet on Rng

All these cucks in the audience..

>>143482307
Wrong

How bad do you have to be to lose against NA teams?

>>143482307
this is objectively false

>>143482307
lol no

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>he fell for the renegades meme
you might as well just give me all your skines now

>haha, they're mad
what did shroud mean by this?

>headshot through the box
>wasn't actually a headshot

Good casters.

>>143482769
>>143482632
So who will play Slemmy in his inevitable CI Channel Biopic?

>>143482861
all shots from OP awp are headshots desu

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>>143482459
>>143482509
>>143482554
>>143482617

its true your average boipucci is 10x more neurotic than a run of the mill grill. AND theyre the biggest sluts

E X P O S E D
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>casters keep explaining that xray can't be seen by players

Audience are retards?

>>143483018
they're americans so yeah

>>143483018
tv

>>143483018
AND SHROUD WITH THE 3K!!! That's what we call it when a player gets 3 kills!!!
-anders

NO CRYING NOW THIS IS THE PROS

>keep weapon switching
>lose round

retards

>>143482970
Were not talking about fags, were obviouly talking about neet hiki boygirls.

I'm gonna stop now so I don't get another 3 day banerino

dude n0thing is such an ugly as nigga

>>143483584
>>143483490
I don't understand though, VAC banned someone I played against after a game yesterday so clearly there's some sort of detection that doesn't rely on reports, but then what is the purpose of the reports? the only answer I can think of is that it's set up so that you can hack all you want until you're reported enough but I'm sure if this was the case way more people would be trying to hack thinking they'd get away with it

Damascus Steel Bayonet is the best looking knife.

>>143485884
okay, but my understanding is that you can't actually receive a full VAC ban unless VAC itself detects something, is this not correct? I read someone getting banned and claiming to be innocent (surprise) and everyone was saying that overwatch alone can't get you VAC banned, you have to actually be caught by VAC itself for that

if that's bullshit then that's clearly where I'm wrong

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>>143486541
it's pretty cool

i like this one

>>143486571
If VAC detects something you get a VAC ban.

If you get overwatch banned you get an overwatch ban.

>>143483418
>>143485656
VAC is completely automated.
Overwatch is completely demo-review based.

VAC will detect software hooking into CSGO's code and tick a box on valve's servers, a random amount of time later they will get VAC banned. If it's really blatant cheating stuff you will instantly get an Untrusted ban, which will kick you from the server forever until you get your VAC ban and it shows up on your profile. It's like a vac ban but instant. Inv is still locked when you get untrusted.

Overwatch takes reported player's demos and runs them through 10-100 community overwatch reviewers, if they agree that the guy is cheating a VALVE employee watches it and decides if they get banned or not.

>>143486571
OW bans do the same thing as a full VAC ban, you can't join VAC secured servers or trade items. Just says (1) OW Ban On Record instead of (1) VAC Ban On Record in your profile.

Based stew

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>>143488331
>Has no response as to why his region is so bad

is stewie any good against teams that aren't dogshit renegade tier?

>>143488823
Tbh me and my friends are gonna meet up and see it anyways
I'm curious to see what the drunk dudes at the bar'll
Also it's bw3s

hey magog what does nt mean?

>>143489465
>>143489398
he's right tho

benis

peaking on half hp, if my team mates do this in mm i go afk

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Why do the pros not use M4A1S?

>>143490285
clip size

>NA CS

Can someone translate what he said? I don't speak Chinese.

>>143490595
This

why do the pros have their keyboards at a 45° angle

>>143490783
i literally specifically said in my post that your inventory is locked in all 3 cases.

>>143490783
You're considering using cheats, aren't you?

>>143491825
"TBS will only show the observer feed from the broadcast. The commentary will be there but you won't see the stage/studio." Also no analyst desk on TV I think. They'll likely fill it with adverts.
>>143492396
This too

TSM or CLG, guys?

>>143491502
Not all of them do.

It's personal preference.

>try to trade up knife on lounge
>4th time today someone tried the old "FN skine, but it's actually FT" swicheroo trick

does this shit even work?

>>143494513
>im trading virtual guns in a kids game
>wow why do kids always try to scam me

ez for professional eSports organization Cloud 9 containing of AWPer Tyler "Skadoodle" Latham, ingame leader Alec "Slemmy" White, rifler Miikka "suNny" Kemppi, allround player Jordan "n0thing" Gilbert & the mad fragger Mike "shroud" Grzesiek from the American eSports organization Cloud 9
from the North American country of the United States of America.

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>>143495962
how do you forgot the next child prodigy???

Our russian grandma live

tv/annamaria58

Thank you based jannies, now I can finally enjoy my 0.001 ppm general.

>Dota 2
>K/D/A

>CS:GO
>K/A/D

Explain this meme to me.

>>143492732
Please respond.

>>143500981
Clg is awful and playing with a standin/coach.
Tsm has been playing well lately.
Small bet on tsm if anything
>na cs

>>143501246
TSM has always been good. semphis is a great igl.

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>he uses the a1-s over the a4
>he uses usp-s over p2k

>>143501246
All on TSM then
Thanks senpai.

I love Counter Strike : Global Offensive !

>>143501430
>not using the usp for the sick lurks on pistol round
not surprised thats coming from an anime shitter

>>143501605
>lurks
Found the problem of all your ct pistol rounds.

>>143501430
>p2k
why does anyone use this gun? it just feels so janky to use, and the fire rate is just odd in general. I've embarrassingly never actually looked at the definite difference between the two, but that pistol just feels horrible to use.

>>143502062
im pretty sure they're exactly the same except p2k has better running accuracy and usp has better standing accuracy

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what does the other machine gun do better than the negev?

>>143502679
Literally nothing, it just happened to be in previous iterations of CS.

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>>143501430
suppressors sound sexy though anon~~

>>143502886
excuse me is that a virus link

>>143502679
>>143502804
what do any of those heavy autos do well anyway? like I get that they have a ton of ammo, but the person holding it can still die in 1AK shot and it's much easier to hit a single AK shot than shots from those guns

I never see it in competitive so I assume it's meant to be a pub thing where players aren't as good and spraying is more common but idk

>>143503404
Good at mowing down lots of people in quick succession if they rush you. But you're right; they aren't that great and are really really niche.

>>143501353
Valens calls and they're probably playing with him again.

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>>143481731
Latest hacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rnyU7LWc4

Latest hacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rnyU7LWc4

Latest hacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rnyU7LWc4

>>143503404
Tilting. M249 is more accurate and imo easier to control spray due to slower rpm

>>143503913
>more accurate
>easier to control spray
Absolutely not. Spray negev while crouched, all you need to do is pull down and right.

Even a stop shoot 3-5 round burst from negev is pretty much on point at the head.

>>143501430
>he doesn't use the a1-s and take off the suppressor at the start of every round to tilt teammates

>>143503812
I dont really need cheats, but I appreciate the kind gesture

>>143504179
The 249 is a more accurate gun. This is a fact.

>>143504832
>This is a fact.
The spray pattern is objectively worse, the burst is objectively worse.

Congrats on that 1 shot that does 86 damage to the head though I guess.

>>143504179
>implying you even need to pull right with the negevs rate of fire

just pointing it in their general direction really is all you need. sadly the only time you ever get to use it is as a joke weapon when you're stomping in the first place.

>>143505042
You're retarded. M246 is 22m accurate, negev is 18.

>>143505269
?
m249 is accurate, but is really just an m4 with 100 rounds and a $5k price tag

literally why buy

>>143505349
r is the problem

>>143505042
>Congrats on that 1 shot that does 86 damage to the head though I guess.

>>143505269
Are you retarded? I literally just addressed that above. Burst pattern on negev and spray pattern is objectively better than on m249.

>m-m-m-m-m-m-muh valve shown line about accuracy
First shot you huge retard.

>>143505349
the problem is shitposting, you dolt. notice this anime post(>>143502874)
is still up

>>143505398
Why ever buy either? The 249 is a factually more accurate gun than the negev, but I'm talking to a retard who doesn't even know what accurate range is, so I'm done.0

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>>143505349
anime has been yes

offtopic tripfag avartarfagging has not been~~

>you will never get out of gold nova

>>143507465
you have to go, please.

>>143507521
>you will never get out of master guardian

/ ! \ IMPORTANT POLL / ! \
http://www.strawpoll.me/10320251

clg 2-1
t. Map pool seer

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how should i feel about this

Whose guys are TSM?

>>143509536
ares

How much overpay is enough for a $60 knife?

>>143509641
poke a hole in your throat

>>143509641
a key
why are you overpaying anyways?

>tsm choking
LMAO

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hm...

>>143509586
Lol no

>>143502062
p2k is useful if you're going to be playing a spot on the pistol round where spamming is important

p2k is basically a glock and usps merged together, shittier accuracy than usps, but still a one shot hs from medium-long range like usps

more ammo in mag and in reserves than usps

you will see some pros using it but its specifically because they are playing an angle where the one extra bullet in the mag is more important

crine yall mad as shit

>>143511801
I liked Davey's opinion that you should be able to buy the p2k on t side. Imo it could be instead of the p250, forcing them to pick a tec9 for forces, since desu T already has way too much of an advantage in cheap firepower, and almost no map is CT sided anymore.

>>143511331
he knows the timing from your spawn to that molly throw and before the round started you said in chat "I'M GOING TO FUCKING MOLLY YOU"

legit

>>143512203
can you seriously not post without shitposting? like get a life or something.

I dont wtf happened but for some reason I keep getting put in EU games when im from NA. how do I fix it?

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>>143512440
He's a 15 year old argie. He hacks on 4 or so accounts and probably doesn't go to school because >lol3rdworld

>>143512159
This is the way CS is designed, Ts have cheap but powerful guns, CTs have expensive but not-as-powerful guns

The Ts don't get sniper pistols because they're supposed to charge in and trade. You can always pick up a CTs pistol anyway.

@143512574
@143512203
samefag

also friendly reminder to filter and ignore tripfags and DO NOT give them (You)s or attention

>>143512310
no one wrote anything in allchat
in GOTV he was facing towards me and ran after i pulled out the molly

lul

how hard is fugly loling at CLG ryt nao

>>143512835
lmao I tried to tell people this when we were plagued by the one who posts pigslut, yet nobody listened.

>>143512695
>underage and spic
Why am I not surprised?
Literal subhumans need to fuck off already.

>>143512707
To an extent, but the M4 nerfs really ruined that, and essentially turned this from a CT sided game unless they're really shit with economy, to a full T game where a single round will break the CT economy if the T side is conpetent.

>>143513015
missharvey is cute tho

>>143513135
It's not universally true in all cases that Ts have better weapons, consider mag-7 vs sawn off.

But in sg vs aug, ak vs m4, mac10 vs mp9, Ts clearly have better weapons for cheaper.

So in the pistol round, CTs get a little advantage.

The m4 nerf did affect the meta but not as much as you're suggesting I think.

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add me for mm <3

http://steamcommunity.com/id/WeeabooControl0430

>>143513506
I think the M4A1 nerfs + the price increase for both + (sort of) the hitbox updates helping muh 1 daps + round time increases + the bomb wires ending fakes = a much more T sided game

I'm sure I'm missing some update. My issue isn't the pistol rounds, I think the Ts have a decent pistol meta with raidboss + nades on the tec9 buyer. A P2000 for the P250 would make their pistol round about the same, since the only real difference I can think of it ammo in reserve when there's no head armor, it would make their force buys/ecos worse since they would have to comit for the tec9/cz or not be able to 1 tap. It's minor but I think in the right direction.

https://youtu.be/cTuHJ8NNBl8?t=56s
At least Silent kinda gets on ELeague

CLG are so bad.

>>143514763
The defuse change definitely affected the meta way more than the m4 price changes, and m4a1-s changes imo. But I really don't think pistol rounds have changed their meta at all or really should be altered. Giving Ts p2ks would be a disaster I think.

I think CSGO could have its meta tinkered with, it's not perfect, but I don't see giving Ts the option to buy a p2k as the solution.

Was the CZ nerf justified?

What's the best way to play to with teams; CEVO , ESEA, MLG or do I just add a bunch of people to steam friends and go from there?

>>143515571
yes

>>143515632
depends what your skill level is and how serious you are

>>143515401
I thought of it more as removing the P250 from the Ts for force buys or straight ecos where Joe Terrorist can get a lucky tap and take down a ~5K CT investment. Thinking back to the last few weeks of pro games I've seen, it's always seemed like the CTs will get 4 or so rounds in a row losing only 1-2 players per round, then the Ts get a round and the CTs then are forced to make a sloppy buy or eco and the Ts get like 4-5 rounds back until the CTs win an eco or have 4 or 5 players surviving. It's not great as a viewer experience or as fun to play as trading full buy rounds.

>>143515571
Not really with the 5-7 and tec existing.
The draw time is just silly and a really lazy nerf

>>143515678
Made me look

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>clg wins the first round, buys p90s and mp9s, and loses to 5 p250s no armor

holy shit

when the fuck is hotshot disbanding this shit team

>>143516387
uhhh this happens 9/10 times in pro games.

ecos are retardedly strong in csgo atm

>>143516594
did you watch the round? most teams don't completely sacrifice cat and CT control on dust2 and run with literally a single rifle then try to take fights down long with smgs

>>143516387
This is why the Ts should have a p250 lmao
>>143516457
After they drop out of the major

JK this team makes him huge bank for a very low cost, and CLG Red specifically got him mad dosh

>>143516387
>buy a pistol
>beat buys
typical cs go

>>143516696
*shouldn't

tsm players killed more tsm players than clg players did in the last round

>>143516796
Change your acceptable ping to <50

>>143516387
yes, this is going to be a good week

>>143517034
i'll play with you. post a lobby link/

>>143516594
Uh no, you're watching na cs
NiP had like 90% anti-eco wins at malmo

>>143517145
what country are you from?

>>143517318
america

fuck.. if summit approves this rapid fire keyboard thing i gotta get one

he kind of makes sense too like pressing keys faster and stuff

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>>143482761
Looool

AT meme or EM meme

CLG kicking Fugly before LAN season is retarded. They just essentially gave themselves till the Major to slack off, not including ELeague.

Also some player said they were picking up a Dane, and since everyone in SK and Dig is verboten for the Major, they're probably getting Cajunb (why wouldn't he be playing with Astralis instead of Gla1ve?), or Cadian who is a friend of theirs and previously tried out for the team with Moe before they got JDM.

Or they go full retard and use Pita at the major and lose out on a chance for free qualification for the next major.

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[*]

>>143513935
Added unironically

gn csgog

Thinking about getting a Butterfly Knife.

What kind should I get? Vanilla? Boreal Forest? Slaughter, maybe?

goodbye magog, this will be our last night together.

I've already drank the first bottle of antifreeze and now I am vaping the rest.

It was a blast all

>>143520489
Sounds like you.... Aren't very cool.

>>143520440
full fades look the best, but if you're poor Blue Steel is pretty good too

>>143520440
ChrisJ has a night

>>143520489
you've made a wise decision

>>143520489
who thefuck is magog? new tripfag?

serious question, please i dont get it

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>>143520362
Sleep well my man.

>>143520489
Ice to meet you

>>143520489
You need to chill out

>>143520489
Sounds like the cops won't be taking you to the cooler

>>143520489
Hell won't freeze over for you

>>143520489
What killed the anon? The Anti-Ice Age

>>143520725
>Full Fade
Ehh. Not really my style mainly. While they are beautiful, you really have to get them pristine. I have a 0.008 90% Fade Huntsman and I love it, since it doesn't have any blue on it.
>Blue Steel
I'd probably get a black steel if I go that direction.

>>143520764
>Night
As much as I'd love to get a FN Night, that's a little way out of my budget. And anything less would just look trashy.

>>143521361
this was the worst joke so far

How do I turn my FT Stained Bum Pluggers into another knife?

I'm trying to get a BS Stained Flipper, but nobody is taking my offers even when I overpay by almost 10%

>>143522559
sell it and buy something else

trading is for literal 13 year olds

>>143522206
Mr. Freeze said it.

>>143522653
uh if I sold it I would only get 52 dollars. can't get shit with that.

there are some shitty flip knives and gut knives that you can get for that price

>>143522757
well yeah

you have a knife that's worth shit

if you add about 5-10 bucks you can sell on opskins and buy a stained flip

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>>143509002
>mfw there is an 59 year old lady on esea

https://play.esea.net/users/756238

>>143524068
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER LIFE TIME BAN KILL HER AGAIN

is it autistic to use a flip knife on T-side and a bayonet for CT side because that's how it was in beta

>>143524650
who care...

>>143524650
it pisses me off that valved changed that.

ct knife is fine but change the fucking t knife ffs

>>143524650
nah i did it for a while, it was nice. traded em both for something, dont remember what tho

>>143524650
bayonet, m9 bayonet, bowie for ct the rest of the knives for t

>tfw finally falling for the stattrak jew
at least i'm not getting them for the m4, ak, awp or knife

those just feel wasteful, they're so much more expensive

>>143525190
ST looks cool on glock and usp

>>143525242
yeah that's where it started for me

i got st versions of my pistols because they look nicer

Anyone else suddenly crashing/freezing on startup?

Game ran fine a few days ago, was there an update or something that caused it?

>dazed doesnt know how to spell

>>143525489
all aim no brain

Anyone wanna donate me a skin? =D

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=48856926&token=57W92hol

>>143525190
no one gives a shit go blog somewhere else faggot

>>143525779
i almost responded seriously but
>norway
>profile says bettingmaster

no i won't give you something to gamble with you degenerate yurofag

>steel is a full time overwatch streamer now

hahaha what a fuckin loser

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>>143526118
this, lol

>>143526118
#FREESTEEL

any1 wanna watchg gremlins with me?

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>>143526118
no more cs streams

>>143526419
he'll be back on CS once overwatch flops as an e-sport

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Thank you http://steamcommunity.com/id/firdouis for the lollichop!

>>143525242
really? I genuinely like the clean look better. there's nothing that where I'd prefer StatTrak to Factory New (other than for the purpose of selling at least)

didn't there use to be a glitch where you can get stattrak on a default skin?

>>143527171
yeah elige has it

>>143527378
shoot him and claim self defense

>>143527378
come to my place and watch gremlins ;)

>>143528758
theres a reason you dont have friends you fucking loser

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>>143528758
post your ID, ill play with you

>anime kid banned

ROFL

i5 or i7 when it comes to CSGO?

>>143490285
Some do

>>143490285
our guy scream does

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>>143529184

>>143529279
it doesn't really matter

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>>143529184

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why are there still no funny ass scream isis memes

>>143529973
what's a recommended video card along with an i5 to keep a steady 300+ fps

So does anyone want to play casual?

>>143529996
960 should be fine
im on a 970, running the game on highest settings and i think i only drop below 300 on nuke. considering how close they are(970 and 960) in performance it should definitely be more than enough.

>>143530261
yeah sure post id

are you eu

>>143530992
I'm gay

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explain this shit gotards

>>143531623
Are you me?

>>143531659
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what's a good anime-related name for a Sawed-Off - The Kraken

>>143531739
Just be original and name it something about tentacle hentai porn or something.

>>143531739
"ask me about anime"

so like

overwatch


lol

>>143531739
Im a piece of shit

>>143531791
yeah i mean that's what i'm going for

but i can't seem to come up with something that sounds right

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>>143531659
>that nuke aesthetic
please god no

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>>143531975
anon don't talk about yourself like that!

>>143531968
dude overwatch lmao

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>>143531739
I wasted money on cosmetics

>>143531968
skill game

>>143532179
The only streamer that I ever watched in my entire twitch cuck career that had the decency to at least mute the mic when eating is the German guy mrtweeday or something

He muted and put on a frag vid for the stream. Shit was top notch.

>do workshop queue like a good goy
>just want comfy simple but elegant skines
>nothing but gaudy deviantart shit

>>143532801
the workshop voting is just a charade valve always just chooses from their golden boys

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is this a fair trade pham?

>>143533883
>that avatar
I like you and would never bully you.

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>>143533953
r-really?

>>143533883
>>143533953
me too

10/10 av

who /goldnova/ here?

>>143531968
lol

>>143534372
me

>>143534372
most people here are high silver to mg

the ones who arent are usually cheating

but theres a few decent players here

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Does this look good to you, nerds?

>>143534723
whatever

>>143534746
Thanks, dad.

You always show great interest in my hobbies. Go drink another bottle.

>>143534779
I never wanted kids

>>143533883
rope yourself shitbag

>>143534896
not him do we still say dunk yourself I had to take some time off csgog

>>143534973
"neck yourself" is the current meta

>>143535050
thanks I'm trying to get back up to full csgog posting strength but its tricky

>>143535050
That's not a meta, that's just one guy who spammed it.

>csgl barely has any matches to bet on
what am i supposed to do with all these cheap skins

>>143535208
me

>>143535208
that was me

>>143535253
you could equip them and enjoy how nice they look! variety is fun :)

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>>143535348
that's a horrible idea

>>143535208
those were my posts

>>143535348
yeah like the other guy who isn't me said

i would never want to equip cheap skins what if somebody thought i was poor

that'd be embarrassing

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name this

preferably something cute

>>143535608
PoisoN DeatH UltiMatE

>>143535608
>cirno best 2hu :3

>>143535679
not cute at all

>>143535692
correct but unrelated, it's not even a blue skin

>>143535692
Touhou is the MLP of shmups. Fuck off to your containment board.

>>143533883
Uh, no?

>Flipknife: Cumstained

>that guy who criticizes he teammate's plays in the most condescending manner possible, even when they win rounds like he's fucking IGL and this is the ESL playoffs
literally fucking why? we've all been paying for esea for months. everyone knows how to play post-plant. just because someone misplays doesn't mean they don't understand what they did wrong.

even tier 1 players will peek when they necessarily shouldn't.
>hurr durr i never misplay

>>143535851
then call it
>reimu kissu~*

>>143536015
last time i checked, /2hu/ isn't a board.

>>143536160
I like cum tho, anyways I got someone else to trade me for less.

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>>143534896
>>143536160
If you don't have anything nice to post then don't post anything at all, thanks.

>>143536380
flush yourself

>>143536380
thanks pham

>play on european servers
>they get upset at the smallest things
>they all blame everyone else for their mistakes
>they're always yelling at each other
>one guy was literally banging his desk in anger
>they're always saying gg
>they use noob as an insult unironically
>their favorite comeback is "your mom"
wtf is wrong with you guys? not even esea puggers get this upset.

Our boy live

tv/odeag

KKona

>>143536862
tfw you can ignite an eu server into pure rage by saying ez

>>143536940
why would i watch ocean when Tyloo are playing in 10 minutes

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>every game tonight has had either smurfs or hackers
gimme my drop so I can go back to overwatch and actually have fun.

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this game is fucking dead

>>143537112
Literally whos?

Also where is the stream?

It's kinda weird that humanity exists as a whole

The amount of pain and suffering that is and have been must be a thousand times stronger than the so called "happiness" in the world

What even is happiness? A distraction? Because humans sure as fuck don't live because they are happy, even those who call themselves happy. They go on because of habit.

>>143537587
Best Chinese team in the world or a fat, unfunny, redneck hillbilly. Tough call.

>>143537329
tfw made an alt account for drops
>40 bomb every game
>cant rank up
>get yelled at for smurfing or hacking every game
>stuck in mg2

>>143537795
>ocean/odeag
>unfunny
>redneck hillbilly
>fat
these are all untrue.

>>143537795
>looking like a redneck = redneck
gotaards?

>>143537954
>bottomfrag constantly
>rank up to mge
maybe throw smokes or something? idk

>>143537587
http://www.douyutv.com/imbacsgo

slider next to the volume bar disables chat on screen

douyu is laggy as fuck on browser from my experience though, much smoother on Livestreamer

>>143538054
I am defiantly not clicking on that chink cyberwarfare bug infested shit

probably not even in english, waste of my time desu

>>143538035
I think it might be some inactivity thing

I play like 2-4 games a month with the account at most

my last 8 games are literally all me 40 bombing though and I only have a 50% wr

>decide to play some casual with animefams
>mm puts us on the same server with 3 players all the time
d e a d g a m e
d e a d g e n e r a l t o o

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@143538172
get lost underage beaner

^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^

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>get teammate who plays 4:3 (needs to be instructed when he sees an enemy in his periphery), without a microphone, who routinely makes plays (e.g. flanks) that ABSOLUTELY require comms to work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>143538172
rrrr are you really underage?

>tfw i played cs with a underage anime

>>143539032
Road to pro90

>>143539032
damn msHarvey REALLY let herself go

>>143539032
That does not look like a good gaming keyboard.

>>143539032
>p90
>not even on the leaderboard at the top

eww...

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>>143539032
>those fingers
yooooooooo

>>143539125
she looks the same as she ever did

>>143539032
>that tiny mousepad
rifk

>>143539032
>wedding ring
>this is how shit you can be a girl and still have a relationship

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>>143539032
>native res
>this is the average shroud fan

>Global
>No one to play with because friends all stuck in Gold Nova

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>>143539032

>>143539615
wow I think this guy is on to something new

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Uh hello? my future bf is live!!

tv/officialfriberg

>>143540054
nobody cares about friberg. every other member of NiP is far more interesting

>>143481731
Germanfag here
>playing an LE game
>some german fags on the opposing team
>sometimes duck in the middle of an firefigth to throw off the opponents aim
>the start calling me silver for doing that and my general unpredictable movement
TOP KEK. Why are they always so salty?

>NA during 2AM-8AM
>choice of dust2 against a 5man getting carried by blatant aimware or 15 minute queue

>>143541250
>NA
EUfag here.
I can easily get into a game at 5am here on Mirage Inferno Cashe and ther other popular maps after no more then 2 minutes.

>>143537550
>>143541250
>game has nearly as much players as it does servers
uhhh goo gobblers

just opened a ft judgement of Anubis
what do?
its only 9 bucks
i kinda wanna save up for a knife but i dunno

>>143541625
sell it on the steam market, buy a pp fuel rod instead

>>143541625
sell it to some sucker that cares about skins

>>143541756
b-but i care about skins
>>143541695
fuel rod looks meh

it also has a furry god on it

>>143540474
sometimes I dont counterstrafe or even stop running just to tilt the other team lol

nothing pisses tryhards off faster than getting running akd

>>143541937
yeah nevermind
kys degenerate

you can't really say you care about skins if you'd use a field-tested anubis it looks like trash

>>143541937
lmao retard

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>he doesn't play casual with animefams

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>>143541979
>counter strafe so fast that it looks like you're just running
>make 2 - 3 frames long peaks perfectly one tapping the opponent

Lads I'm in EU, which one of the three pugs should I get?

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>>143542085
>playing casual
slit urself shitter

>>143542197
hey reddo, glad a hardcore "competitive gamer" like you could join us

>>143542191
theres basically no choice in eu, everybody here is too poor for esea so all we can realistically play is faceshit

>>143524068
>worst rank
>4 rws

might as well be a blind player

>>143542306
>im too pussy to play comp I get anxious
lmao you anime shitters are so pathetic

>>143542335
My friend got ESEA and I was also thinking about getting it.
He told me that thus far there have been no Russians on his team, which is a good plus to me.
Playing faceshit just reminds me of MM without ranks

>>143542490
I played probably 6 comp games today though.

>>143542574
yeah the nice thing about esea is that the price barrier keeps almost all of eastern europe away since they live in abject poverty

low population though

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how often do you think he comes here?

>>143542606
>playing mm
X^DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>143542606
sure you did pussy keep your coward ass in casual youre not even worth the elo

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>>143542697
>>143542741

>>143543192
>this irony coming from an anime shitter

>tfw you hear a female voice on your team
literally may as well abandon there and then, take the loss and save time

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>>143543291
this!

>>143543364
the worst part isnt even the girl these days its the white knights on your team vying for her favor

>>143543364
>not "accidentally team flashing body blocking and making noise near her
I throw the second I hear some bitch or a little kid

>>143543529
i don't care if she's queued with orbiters who are good at the game and clearly carry her. it's when you run into a chick who's solo queued and literally boosted to her rank where it becomes a problem.
>>143543683
griefing isn't worth it imo. i just play aggressively when i tilt, try to get a frag, then die so i can check my phone for the next minute

>>143543364
>hear a girl chatting in warm-up
>Hmm I wonder how this is gonna go
>Oh boy, she's on my team
>10 sec left
>"Guys, I've gotta go"
>"Please kick me"
>"KICK ME KICK ME" she starts screaming
>Leaves right as pistol round starts

Do we all have Stockholm Syndrome from playing CSGO?

>>143544676
>he hasnt dropped this shit game yet
we just stick around for the shitposts

this is a shitpost from the steam overlay browser I REPEAT a shitpost from the steam overlay browser!!!!!!

>>143544676
Uhmmmmmmmm.........?????? I only play overwatch??????????

>>143544851
How did you manage to acess 4chan without crashing steam atleast 4 times?

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>North American """"Professional"""" players

>>143544916
i fucked your mom inside out LOL!!!

I told magog I was gonna leave the house and go outside for at least longer than my weekly record of 20 min.....

That was 2 days ago now.

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>>143544676
>playing csgo

>>143539032
i was wondering, would having a robotic arm, as they are today, make you better or worse at cs? human reactions are pretty slow to travel down nerves so i would like to find out. i think you would lose some dexterity but precision would be the same or better.

> a cute anime wanted to play
> wasn't feeling it
> ended up playing casual
> dude on other team is clearly triggering/walling
> halfway through dust 1 he starts rage hacking
> somehow manages to still die
> gets kicked
> i go into arms race
> wreck face
> some guy goes off about how i'm walling for a while
it's a mixed feel

anywho i'm done playing cs for the night if anyone wants to cum over and watch gremlins i have wine, bread and cheese

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>>143545576

This thread sounds a lot like csgog

>>>/v/339028889