/ink/ - Splatoon general

first for big stinky squid girlbutt

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Friends with Octolings!

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Bully the squids!

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Oh no! What's this?!

>octofag shilling Discord again
What a surprise!

>>143431276
discord is cancer
I'm glad I left that shithole

>>143430584
>posting an expired discord link
nice meme

Callie and Marie are dumb bitches! They should be fired and replaced with Octolings!

>>143432746
I'm sorry! I just copied it from the last thread I dont know how to check if it works or not ;_;

>>143432746
robb pls

>>143432926
ignore him. it worked for me earlier today.

>>143431276
>the mods of discord are the shittiest people here
wow such a shock

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Nice memes

>>143433546
scarth edits? for shame

Can a non retarded mod of the discord just revoke all bans there are already? go to server settings > ban

if it's going to continue being a joke, good job on the epic trolling guys

>>143433809
Who the fuck says """trolling""" anymore amirite lol guys what a gay

>>143433809
afaik none of the mods can ban or unban.

>>143433809
only one person handles bans, and surprise! it's not a mod. it's the owner of the server.

>>143433809
there are no non-retard mods

I'm not even a troll, I contribute frequently, the mods are just all mouthbreathing retards

>>143433958
Not anymore, you're banned :)

>>143433809
Please calm down Robb

>>143433958
-thattso

to any non retarded mod that isn't a mouth breather, here's how to make a proper invite

https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/208866998-Instant-Invite-101

>>143434435
There's a proper invite. It's in the thread OP. If it says it's expired that means you're banned. Bans are done by IP so it will continue to say that even if you made a new account.
RIP in peace my dude

>Tim and Tia have almost the same name
COINCIDENCE!?!?!?

Tell me about Scarth
Why is he so Scarth

I love Scarth so much

Please teach me how to be better in bed Scarth

*Peak*

Hello Scarth

Why are you so lewd Scarth

>>143432538
rob?

Are you a brony too Scarth

That's simply wonderful Scarth

Your my favorite deputy Scarth

Roses are Scarth
Violets are Scarth
Scarth is Scarth
I love you Scarth

Scarth you are my little baby

Why is Scarth such a dirty little cheater?

I want to cum on Scarths tentacles

>>143435607
Go away this is my beautiful moment with Scarth

Scarth is LITERALLY okay with his wife cheating on him with black squids

I want to cheat with scarth!

Okay please stop posting now

>>143434504
If a mod can't ban you, then who placed the ban? And why aren't they unbanning me?

>>143435976
Myabe your banned from discord.com all together?

What is your favorite joke???

Scarth got me PREGNANT! !!!

I want to impregnate NNID: scarth23!

Give birth to Scarths clones! Name them all Scarth! They kill me and feast on my body with their tiny Scarth baby teeth!

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so /ink/, why is cheating wrong anyway?

>>143435617
-scarth

>>143436459
delete this, tia

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>>143436441
don't delete that, robb

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>>143436638
>nighttime

>>143436669
thanks

>>(You)

>>143436441
How does this get deleted but all of this >>143436445
>>143436354
>>143436270
>>143435697
>>143435542
>>143435221
Is okay?

>>143436805
because the poster actually deleted it instead of the sleeping mods

>>143436638
why are you keeping me banned Thatso? you having fun over there with your little circlejerk?

>>143436989
Yeah, do you want in?

>>143436805
-Scarth

>>143437031
yes

>>143437185
Eff You

>>143437031
>>143437115
>>143437185
>>143437217

Samefag

>>143437031
I don't understand why you are keeping me banned

>tfw all my splatoon data got deleted
>tfw don't feel like playing through story mode again
>tfw don't feel like remaking my stat sets
>tfw don't want to grind gold for the weapon I want to use again
How do I get back in the mood to play this game again? I haven't played in a while is it still fun?

>>143437590
Edit hack your gear and rank to S 99+ just like scarth!!

>>143437657
I know this isn't a serious post. I wouldn't fuck with my rank, but I wouldn't mind knowing how to get my gear back without the hours spent getting it the first time.

>>143437590
maybe if you play with friends it'll be better.

But if you lose a save, it's understandable take a break. I've lost so much data on other things and doing it over again just to get back where I left off is a chore. Maybe play Overwatch or wait for Splatoon 2

>>143437848
Not them but I wish I could play Overwatch. The damn thing lags beyond being playable.

>>143437735
Use this https://youtu.be/JUeo2jOwGoU or splathax

>>143437848
>>143437908
I was thinking of Overwatch, but everytime I consider buying it for Ps4 I always think.
>but I can just redownload splatoon and it's pretty much the same
seeing as they're the same genre and shit.
I'm not sure if itl be worth it to Buy, and then renew my PS+ account.

>>143437994
Thanks. I still need to grind gold to buy gear to edit, but at least I can remake my run gear for the gattling again at least.

>>143438024
>Overwatch on a console
hahahaha

>>143438024
Apparently it's not worth it on consoles at all.

>>143438223
>>143438261
That's my only way to play it, also why I've been putting it off.

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OCK!
TOE!
LINGS!
ARE!
THE!
BEST!

>>143438301
FPS was made to be played on PC. Nothing is the same as a keyboard and mouse.

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shh
japs are sleeping

Museum tower followed by Mahi Zones. What a time to be awake

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the schlock that tries to pass as a proper Scarth post around these parts, oh mercy oh goodness

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...Marie?

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...Callie?

>>143440631
You will never understand my undying unwavering untiring unyielding unfaultering unrelenting unshakable love for Scarth you capital schlock

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...Octoling?

>>143440661
>That little roll of back fat
Gross, but cute.

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>>143441065
OCTOLING!!!!

>>143440661
>>143440893
HECK THE FUCK OFF. READ THE OP.

Whats a good set for a splattling gun, the win animation is too cute for me to not be maining that weapon.

>>143441329
runspeed

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>>143441329
I assume you're talking about the heavy because I can't even recall what the other two animations are like. Heavies are generally used with at least one or two run speed mains which makes it easier to advance while firing, or to strafe out from behind a piece of cover when you're charged up. Aside from that it's kinda up to you, but I think a damage up main isn't a bad idea to keep decent kill power at range. Ink saver (main) or ink recharge also aren't bad choices to keep the ink flowing for maximum turf covering up-time.

If you're using the heavy deco you might want to go with a swim speed or two for the kraken, and maybe also try to get some swim speed subs, or you could go for some bomb range up for extra point sensor coverage if you want to go more support oriented.

My typical heavy splatling set is the golf visor hat, part time pirate shirt, and the purple sea slugs shoes.

>4chin dying and making me wait almost 4 hours to post this

>>143441329
I like run speed, sub ink down for a little more juice after throwing a wall, and then any crap for the rest

Here's your first dose of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRE3KJfxfQ

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>>143442653

>still no splatfest news
oh god why

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>>143443351

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UK anons, the double pack has gone but you can still buy them separately

http://store.nintendo.co.uk/amiibo/splatoon-collection.list?utm_source=ENNI-_2016-05-25-Splatoon-amiibo-Group-1&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ENNI-_2016-05-25-Splatoon-amiibo-Group-1&affil=thgemail&utm_content=TCMemail&widget_id=251749

>>143443765
>squid sisters amiibo compatible with Hyrule Warriors

wait, I can buy the squid sisters amiibos RIGHT NOW? why wasn't I informed?

This thread is retarded, fuck Octolings

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>>143446948
you could preorder them for a long time now, where have you been?

>>143447517
I don't see them on amazon.co.jp... that's where I always get my amiibos

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>>143447660
Playasia had them up before anyone else, I think

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>>143447506
Just accept your new overlords and best friends~

>>143450296
That's not an Octoling.

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>>143450049
>Octoberfest

>>143443351
>STILL wanting Splatfests
Its a shit mode now, I hope they dont make anymore

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>>143450450
This is an awful image, the artstyles clash too much.

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>>143450586
Clearly when the amiibo comes out, it will be Callie vs Marie splatfest
Callie would vote Marie because she loves Marie
Marie will also vote Marie because she loves herself

>>143450586
yeah, splatfests are shit now.
>no more regional fests
>snails don't matter anymore
>point system isn't as fun as the vibe meter (imo)
>now it's just three hours of regular turf war and not wholesome squibstomping

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Drawfag here, I feel like doing some requests so ask away I'll be in the shower. When I come back I'll draw em. I'm not really a good artist but I'm training so it will be helpful to practice.

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>>143451038
Inklings being race traitors

>>143450879
Not enough people care enough about the squidsisters to have a theme for them, it will obviously be Squids vs Octolings again with a resounding victory for Octolings and then getting Amiibo of their own and being made playable at last

>>143451038
Callie and Marie being executed by Octolings!

>>143451038
Octoling lewds!

>>143451038
Octolings bullying Squibs!

>>143451038
Octolings getting married!

>>143451038
draw Marie examining/massaging/feeling Callie's tentacles.

>>143451038
Nazi Octolings ordering defeated Inklings into the gas chambers!

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r8 my freshness.

>>143451038
Do you mind drawing my spaghetti?

>>143451651
This but replace Marie with an Octoling and replace Callie with an Octoling!

>>143451765
top looks good but might wanna switch out the shoes, doesn't really match imo

>>143451765

Pretty good m8.

>those Red Hi-Tops

jelly

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>>143451765
Pretty bad. If it's visuals you care about, the Leather Jacket only looks good if you use boots/goggles/all street punk gear. Consider trying the Goggles if you're set on using the Jacket; Bomb Range is godlike on the Splash-O-Matic anyway. Stack it for hilarious results. Replace the shoes with black trainers or boots to complete the look, alternatively start over and build a loadout around those beautiful triple Bomb Range Red Hi-Tops.

>>143451765
ditch the shoes, gramps

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>>143451651
Seconding this. Disregard Octofags.

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>>143453412
>licking cups
oh shit anon! spoiler that!

>>143453709
There was a bit more to censor than just that...

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I'm back from the shower, sorry to keep everyone waiting, I'll start with my favourite ones first and I'll work my way down. Thanks for the suggestions everyone :D

>>143452331
>>143452484
>>143453247

I had the feeling the shoes wouldn't combine it, but the abilities are a perfect fit for my weapon, which is why I chose it.

I will see if I can archive both the punk look, and the combining abilities. Thanks, guys.

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>>143454539
Facebook compresses images a little badly, doesn't it? I think I can see some compression happening there, so here's the image from the source.

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>>143453412
oh shit, that's some nice art. that dude is a god

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>>143451389
Here you go.

>>143456134
spooky

>>143454539
I have a strong feeling the Octoling ones are all by the same person but y'okay.

>>143456449
gee what gave you that strange idea

>>143455415
Aren't they just.
https://booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41

>>143451038
Young Callie and Marie playing pretend with little inkling dolls playing turf war on an urchin underpass playset...?

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>>143456678
I made an audible squeak in my throat when I read that. That's cute as FUCK.

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>>143456449
>>143456134
that and the current picture here are the only octo pics i've ever made

>>143456915
Not saying you can't or shouldn't make them, you're the artist. Everything is at your digression.

>>143457010
*discretion

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>>143456678

CUTE

>>143456915
>>143456134
Pretty good

>>143456915
The crotch is a little funny but this looks pretty good.

I've noticed most Octoling art makes their tentacles much smaller in an attempt to make them look less retarded

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>>143457174
Have another

>>143457916
Damn, that's a lot of Mariebutt
Good stuff anon, the Hotaru symbols make it look authentic for some reason

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>>143451765
>>143451389
Alright I combined both these ideas, I hope you like it :P
>>143455286
Thanks Mate <3

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>>143458378

>>143458378
I laughed, so it's good

>>143458378
amazing

>>143458475
I must remember to ask Translator anon exactly what those runes mean. I want to know what sound Callie makes when she vomits.

>>143458708
it's how moe is pronounced without the ''m''
''oweh'' pretty much.

>>143434549
Tia was just Tim pretending to be a girl the entire time

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>>143458543
>>143458670
People who clearly have good taste!

>>143459159
octo a shit though, don't forget it

>>143459042
Arigato.

>>143459252
https://translate.google.co.uk/#ja/en/オエー

Press the audio button.

>>143460231
Marie has some floppy-ass boobs

>>143460341
Marie's maries are amazing.

>>143460231
I remember this, considering it's made on a gamepad it's actually quite good

>>143460597
The gamepad surprisingly gives you a large amount of control. If it had pressure sensitivity it'd be the most OP paint program.

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>>143460490
Ain't that the truth.

>>143460231
I'm hoping you deleted your own post and weren't just bannered again.

>>143454539
>>143455286
Why is Marie pushing Callie's face back? What malicious plans does Callie have for Grasshopper-chan?

>>143461092
I could delete? Guess I'm still a newfag...

>>143461861
Posting from separate connection

>>143460341
and here i thought that i edited it enough to stay out of trouble

>>143461092
You know people can report stuff right?

I want to put my cock on Callie's head while she's sleeping

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goodnight annie
i love you

I need Pearl Tee and B-Ball away shirt (both have subsaver as a main in case they have different names where you are)

Anyone want to play a quick private lobby and I order those

>>143469063

if you haven't nailed the fundamentals of turf you'll never be good enough to be in the upper echelons of ranked unless you're a Charger main

Here you go Thatso

https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/214836687-Role-Management-101

How do I purchase splatoon for cheap?

>>143474623

Steal it and drop a dollar on your way out

>>143474623
just buy it for full price. it's the only $60 Wii U game that's worth it.

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Remember kids, stay fresh!

>>143474623
Pre owned? It's still fairly popular so the price wont really have dropped.

>>143476337
fuckin bin it

>>143474623
I can sell you a brand new copy for $40 depending on where you live. You pay for shipping.

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>>143476337

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>>143476337

Why does Japan keep beating us?

>>143477378
it's not even funny how much better this is. the amerifats look so damn trashy and pathetic next to this.

>>143476337
Only good thing in the image is the N-zap gun.

REMOVE
I SAY REMOVE
THE
FUCKING
SPLAT
ZONES

MY FUCKING GOD HOW BROKEN CAN ONE MODE BE

>PICK LONG-RANGE WEAPON
>WIN

FUCK ME

>>143479663
sz is the best mode though

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There were few times where Callie let her tentacles hang free: when sleeping (although she had crashed on her bed and forgotten a few times, waking up the next morning with them sore from being weighed on), when relaxing in the comfort of her own room, obviously when gratifying herself, and when showering. Though she made fun of Marie for doing much the same thing (Marie most likely concerned with her legs or something like that), Callie was more than guilty of occasionally taking her time in the shower. The difference was that Callie could never give an answer to Marie as to why she had fumbled around for so long during that particular instance. Instead, she was more keen on furiously blushing, freezing up and giving an answer that went something like "Ah - You know..." But how could anyone blame Callie? While in the shower, the feelings of her tentacles absolutely tantalized her. It was so warm in there, after all - and her tentacles were so huge they were hard to ignore, and she was already naked after all - and, oh god, that amatory shiver when the showerhead started to rain - she still couldn't help but tighten her legs - that feeling of the hot, rushing water on her tentacles; they felt absolutely impossible to resist. So at some point in most of her showers, she was not, in fact, showering, and was instead sprawled out in the bathtub, her feet at one end, and her tentacles, the showerhead pointed at one, raining every single drop of their intense pleasure on it. She had even experimented with dual experiences, one hand on the showerhead, the other rubbing herself out. Though it was pesky to fumble to get her tentacles in the right position, if done correctly she could last no more than a few minutes, every moment pulsing with that erotic goodness she so desperately begged for in the shower.

>>143480280
Can you use a trip so I can filter you?

I fear if you keep spamming run on sentences, improper grammar and so on from your own personal blog I may or may not have to take things into my own hands by buying a VPN and watch this thread burn because if we allow you to do this, Mariefags will catch on and think it is also alright to tell us their fantasies.

But in all seriousness, please use a tripcode so I can filter you.

>>143481965
fuck off

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>>143481965
i would appreciate any corrections! if you think i have some sort of incorrect grammar, i am happy to make it right if you would tell me so.

>>143482197
Spamming is spamming is spamming. And that dude recycling images to put up next to his blog about some idol in a game that was kinda a hit but not really is getting old.

If he continues to spam then I just dont fucking know. Its not contributing to the thread in any way outside of him taking a shit and letting us all look at it for the next few days.

But, however, if he uses a trip then everyone wins. The majority does not have to read his spam, and he gets to spam!

no downsides

>>143480280
Your posts are making me think babt really was the hero we deserved.

>>143482591
>The majority does not have to read his spam
its in a spoiler senpai

>>143480280
I really like these posts.
>>143482591
if he posts that shit once a day, is it really spam? and he's not forcing us to look at it... he spoilers it and the post gets pushed up anyway. I don't see why you're so bothered.

>>143482768
You haven't seen the true scum of /ink/, have you?

>>143483036
That does not mean a thing, people can turn spoilers off or they mouse over them by default because why use a spoiler tag in a game thats a year old?

Because attention-whoring. Instead of a spoiler tag, he can use a nice filterable trip.

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>>143476337
Awful

>>143483098
thank you anon!
i really like writing them.

Guys the Callie spammer is babt in disguise reverse shitposting. He does it all the time to make his general look better by comparison.

If you ignore the Callie spammer he too will go away, feeding him the negative attention will make him keep on shitposting

>>143483564
fuck off babt

>>143483785
stop false flagging my posts, babt

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>143483564
wait, this is babt telling himself not to reply to himself pretending to pretend to be a "spammer" because he's spamming?
he really needs help

So how do you guys handle charging weapons? I always die trying to charge, and manage where I let go of my charge at I don't understand their kill rates like that. Whats a good Loadout for them?

>>143484476
Double Tap perk helps

>>143484476
You stay way the fuck back, up on a ledge or something. Depending on the weapon you may use a sub weapon for close range kills rather than the main weapon. Not my style tbqh

@143484185
Its a few guys getting upset at some dude who evolved into something we have not seen yet. It was cool when he said all he wanted to do was blast a load of baby batter on callies testicles

>>143484591
What is this?
>>143484741
What weapon do you use? I've had trouble with Splatling and Chargers. Sometimes i have no trouble killing rollers up close, but then some faggy kid with a Splatty Jr. takes my vantage point and I can't take it back

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>>143480280
Good stuff. Shameful, but good.

>>143484476
Camp somewhere with chargers then move whenever you're spotted

I have no clue how to use a splatling though it's my worst weapon

>>143485529
It was a CoD reference, sorry.

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>>143483254
I'm not sure if this is meant to be fancy dress Marie, or Marie in a shrimp costume.

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>>143486046
Oh wow, that actually takes me back. I haven't played Call of Duty on years.

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>>143481040
Damn, this is the first time I've seen them drawn with their respective squid species. That's pretty cool.

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>>143469474
I dunno man, I see a lot of S+ ranks in these very threads crying like little bitches in the wake of the new Splatfest system.

Anyone want to form a squad?

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>>143482428
I think they just mean your sentences go on for way too long. You chain commas and hyphens until they go on for ages. I fail to see how it's a big problem though.

>>143487386
i see what you mean. i don't think it's something i could change though; that's just how it flows for me.

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>>143487018

Honestly I'm thankful for the new Splatfest system. Last splatfest I had a blast and was winning left and right and without realizing it I started getting matched up against S+ players and barely noticed. It broke down the mental wall I had that S+ players are the Splatoon Gods so why bother trying to get there. Right after the last splatfest I made a serious attempt to get to S+ and got in and been having fun in S+ ever since.

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>>143487784
I thought so. It just seems like your style, don't worry about changing it.
I'm on the fence about whether this premise of embarrassing matters in private really fits Callie's character, but I think it'd make a lot more sense if this was a sensation that all female Inklings do or could go through, not just her. Though I can't tell if you've implied that already.
You're the same guy that did that theme park story, aren't you?

>>143488348
s+ players are shit. I used to think the same thing. if you're not s+ by now... you're a special kind of scrub

>>143483143
I want Marie to give birth to twins while sitting on my face?

>>143488579
>I'm on the fence about whether this premise of embarrassing matters in private really fits Callie's character
could you explain in further detail?
>Though I can't tell if you've implied that already.
i mentioned something like that. for the inkling species, it's something like a more extreme version of earplay; some people it turns on, some it doesn't.
>You're the same guy that did that theme park story, aren't you?
well, i'm still working on it. i've been stuck in the rut a bit on writing this specific part, but i've been coming up with ideas for later on in the story. should have a lot more motivation in a few weeks or so.

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>>143489159
Callie seems more like the kind of person that would get caught for public masturbation than becoming shy and embarrassed about her privacy.
Furthermore, my sisters kept no secrets when it came to why their showers were so long. It's a very different kind of shame for girls.
You could have her open up to Marie about her tentacle play, maybe she does the same. Maybe even shower together...?

Ah well, overall I like these things. Don't stop them. And good to hear you're still working on the other thing as well.

Swim Speed, Ink Recovery, and Str good for charging?

>>143490334
Yes

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>>143487018

Comfiest Slosher pic in the world. Followed by pic related

>>143490334
Haunt works really well too thanks to the damage buff when you're tracked.

>>143490786
That's not comfy, that's an execution.

>>143490617
>>143490870
Do you guys have any favorite charger? I wanna git gud at sniping in general. So I want to try and play it more. Been using the Squiffer or the Bamboozler.
any tips for a novice?

>>143490786
Does anyone have the pic with the woomy making flan with a slosher? Or the pic with a trislosher being violated by three brushes?

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>>143490786

We comfy sloshers now?

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>>143491013

Everyone is okay with what's happening

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>>143491140
I use the Hero Charger every so often, but I'm in no way a main; I basically use it like a big Squiffer. I can't even into Scopes.

>>143491438
Comfy Sloshers, not smug Eroshsls.

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>>143491662
Yes! Thank you.

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>>143490127
perhaps to you, but for all her excitement, i believe callie would be very shy about sexual matters. she would take love very seriously in that way, i think.
and she'd have a hard time opening up to anyone, and that includes her cousin.
i'd like to keep this drabble callie oriented, though; after all, at heart, i'm really writing this for me. there'll be a little bit more marie in the next section though, though it's nothing sexual.

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>>143491694

And the other one you wanted

>>143488953
Just the latter will do for me.

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>>143492140
That is a good point; her whole Love-conquers-all philosophy would probably mean she regards sex with extreme reverence, even when it's just with herself.

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Any translator about

>>143493262
this has already been translated, but i do not have it

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>>143493425

I summon thee

remove bacon bacon op

>>143494142

>remove bacon

Stop using shitty grits

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I wish to unload a few vials of male genitalia butter on an octoling.

>>143487018
>I see a lot of S+ ranks in these very threads crying like little bitches in the wake of the new Splatfest system.
Because they can't game the system as easily anymore and enjoy a comfy 99.0 Vibe ride to royalty.

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>>143492698
>>143492416
>>143492350
>>143491703
>>143491662
>>143491438
>>143491165
>>143490786
>Slosher thread confirmed.

>>143498157
Because they're shitters that have a shit idea of 'fun'

>>143498597
It's not fun for them anymore when they actually have to work for their snails now

>>143479756
LOL!

>>143498931
>>143499118
>>143499294
I know what I'm reading in the bathroom tomorrow

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>>143498931
>>143499118
>>143499294
I don't know where this is going, but I like where this is going.

>>143500196
sorry to disappoint but that's the end of where it's going. gonna do a different scenario next.

>>143500401
JUST MAKE THEM FUCK. Your drawn-out descriptive sentences are MADE for sex.

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>>143500401
Please don't stop writing, I love your works.

is babt spamming our thread again?

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>>143500569
Not all lewds are made to be sexual, anon. I honestly found that cute and sweet.

>>143498931
>>143499118
>>143499294
This sounds more like something that would happen when theyre in their teenage years, not when theyre grownass women

>>143500609
thank you so much anon! i will continue to write.
>>143501052
well, it's always possible, and it's not like i specified an age anyway.

>>143500925
Me too, they should definitely write something superlewd though. Lewd and lovely. Less fetish oriented.

>>143500609
seconding this

>>143498931
>>143499118
>>143499294
?

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>>143498931
>>143499118
>>143499294
Thanks mods

Glad I capped them then.

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>>143502439

Post the cap

>>143502705
Marie a qt

>>143503106

She'd look cuter with my semen on her face

>>143502439
I have them all saved in a .txt on my computer.

Callie anon, you should post your fanfics somewhere where they'll stay up. You might have heard "show don't tell" as writing advice. It's obvious you have a clear idea of your character's motivations - I think you should take what you've already written and use it as a template to write something that implies the same emotions but through actions.

Translating thoughts into actions bridges a gap - everyone sees other peoples' actions, but no one can read thoughts.

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>>143503648
i post my works to archive of our own once they're completed. but, er, i've only completed one splatoon fic so far.
that's great advice; i'm often afraid i make something too explicit in my writing, but i end up more worried that no one will get what i'm implying. so i end up overcompensating.

>>143503106
>>143503334
She'd look cuter with her butt in my face

>>143504161
In your defense your stories are very much an interpretation of a character, so I'm alright with an overly indepth analysis of them.

>>143502615
>>143502439
I missed it. I need that cap

Hey Thatsso am I unbanned yet?

>>143505131
no

>>143504994
let me just give you all of it
http://pastebin.com/F9J4RStF

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I want to be friends with a Octoling

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Is Defense Up stacking still viable? How much do you typically want to have if that's the path you want to take?

>>143508108
1 main, 9 subs, Haunt, Bomb Sniffer. Never die.
You'll probably have to resort to being an editing piece of shit to pull it off though.

>>143508108
gonna need every slot if you wanna meme properly

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>>143510501
I think this might be the smuggest Marie in existence

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>>143510016

If you get splatted, would it be extremely painful?
Also, sorry for my poor english.

I think this is work-safe but since I dont know how much puritan people are I will check the spoiler button.

>>143510670
what the hell is this

>>143510670
maybe for you

>>143509934
With what weapon? Being a tank sounds kind of fun. Even though I'm sure you can still die, you can't hold off a charger shot

Does anybody want to squad?

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>>143510628
Agreed

>>143511040
I can't tell if Callie wants this or not

>>143510993
>port zones
nah family

>>143510670
Is 'pervert' the ultimate Japanese insult or something
Also what the fuck

>>143511328
b-but zone warehouse is the greatest mode/map combination of all!

>>143511678
thanks for the giggle

>>143505206
well get to it faggot

>>143511781
y u ahvin a giggle, m8?

>>143511858
you bet i am faggot

>>143511193
Ill gladly take it if she doesnt.

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the days pass by as today's mimminn reminds us that it is a mere two days until the first anniversary of splatoon! this game has so many great characters in it! mammemmis! callie! marie! jelonzo! crusty sean! annie! sheldon! cap'n cuttlefish! judd! they're all very lovable, and i don't think i've gotten into a game's world as much as i have with this one. i've put so much time into not only the game, but all the lore associated with it as well.
and i think that's what makes a game not just great, but amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRE3KJfxfQ
wommy!

>>143510787
>>143511330
First 2 panel: Inkling girl being splatted with the Killer Wail.
Last 2 panel: Inkling girl A trying to explain being splatted is not painful.

>>143512204
>Last 2 panel: Inkling girl A trying to explain to Inkling girl B that being splatted is not painful.

fix'd.

>>143512204
I think it's the designs themselves people are averse to

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>>143511982
No matter what happens, I'm glad to have been able to waste the last year with you all. This has been a great General.

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>>143511982
>>143513008
I love you guys, I'm so glad I've been able to hang out with everyone over the past year. I've had so much fun. Here's to another great year!

>>143511982
this game ruined my life

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>143513601
Goodnight mvp anon

>>143513601
see you tomorrow

anyone down for quads? the name is L3WDWOOMY

>>143515951
I'm in
NNID: KingOfCarp

>>143516041
my bad I meant to type in something else. DensukeChan

>>143515951
ill bite

>>143515951
cant add

Name isn't registered?

woah what the heck happened to the map rotations in op

>>143516697
use >>143516193

>>143516746
>→ #
blame the octoscum
use splatoon.ink or check splatnet

>>143516875
i used my history to find it again. the damn octobum also messed up the extensions, booru, and the news is a big fat lie

So how many do we have for the squad?

>>143517098
and the ifunny op image too
baka octoshits

This is DensukeChan hosting a quad. Add my name to get some ggs