3 AM and it's already fucking sunny edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
>jack's smexy tattoos
>turian ladies kicking the shit out of hughmons
>femshep shouldn't exist
>MTJ
>afterlife is the best place for drinking
>extended CUT dlc
>hack it here
>exploring Ilos
>BT foame
Previous thread: >>143018891
>>143406215
>that entire goddamn collage
Shit.
liara best waifu
>>143406462
Femshep approved post
>I "accidentally" chose geth
>>143406215
good thread theme
also:
MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
>>143408457
>quariass
miri
>>143409291
>quariass
what?
>>143410949
After giving up on Inquisition, I really - REALLY - fucking hope that ME:A's "open world design" isn't the same.
>>143411546
it will be completely different. you'll have a mako instead of a horse
>>143411546
>BW coming up with good ideas
all they do is cut the fun stuff from the games
>>143411546
EA command them, you really believe it will be something different ?
night /meg/
Don't die.
>>143419232
Nobody's telling me what to do!
http://orig00.deviantart.net/8f62/f/2016/146/8/7/miranda_lawson___getting_comfortable_by_noblegaming-da3vsuz.png
Well, I'm going to bed.
>eyeliner slider in Andromeda
>>143413390
She used to be so cute.
>>143422674
>that goddamn haircut
What the fuck? Almost worse than the shitty one the women in Chappie had.
Seriously, what the fuck is that?
EDI gave her Sexbot Body to Joker so he can build a bycicle out of it and Mordin designed a much more useful Combat Chassis for her.
>>143422674
>>143423393
some feminism shit?
>>143426291
>violanarrayya
enough internet for today
I don't know what to do with my life now that I finishished ME3
>>143426291
lol the alpha map on the eyelashes is broken. I wonder if whatever software he used doesn't handle it, or if he just didn't even notice.
>>143428660
You've come to the right place, then.
http://orig02.deviantart.net/0b05/f/2016/146/e/a/seduction01_by_captbuck98-da3wkx6.png
>>143437309
how do garrus and shepard do it?
>>143437434
Femshep almost always wants to be on top, Garrus nearly always imagines she's his sister.
>>143404653
alive finally
>>143437434
Violently.
Hello, MEG.
>>143442484
how's it going?
>>143444465
What are those canisters on her arm for? Are they like those Tali has on her forearms, if so what are they for?
>>143445106
mass effect fields
>>143445106
Nonspecific multipurpose ME fields, which when signaled through an omnitool can become a grenade, a suit patch, a singularity, an emergency biotic barrier, etc.
>>143445106
emergency BT foame supplies
>>143445106
mass effect field shells
A waifu working out with another waifu?
>http://imgur.com/gallery/Gpg10zR
>>143445106
Canisters of compressed white phosphorus. She uses the omni-tool to launch them toward the enemy.
Very effective against enemy footmobiles.
>>143447810
I didn't want to overuse it, but it was called for.
>>143447963
That's hardcore.
Reminds me of that fic where Tali launches a thermobaric drone, instead of the silly beachball she's got.
>mishai's classy "big boob's personality"(tm)
>>143449112
slut
>>143449112
she'd have horrible back problems
>>143449546
nah, just the very well endowed commander of the SSV Normandy
>>143449112if you check her neck area, you can actually see that her body is actually just abodysuit
>>143450252
mass effect fields
>>143450425
How lazy. I swear some SFM "artists" use the same trick and it looks awful.
Waifus playing cards?
>>143450751
if they'd correct the skin color at least a bit closer to each other it wouldn't look THAT badit would still look like shit though
>>143450252
The breast augments came with spine augmentation.
New .gifs and .webms in fit thread.
>>>/gif/8615425
>>143450821
>you will never play strip poker with all waifus
>>143451686
my dick can't handle it
>>143451280
>>143455672
There's no question about it.
>>143455672
yes
>>143450425
Maybe it's a skinsuit?
>>143460535
Tumor on her right hip.
>>143461951
now that's what you call a leg tumor
Anybody curious about the Ark, in ME:A? Like, how is it going to work? What are you going to be doing with it? Is it useful in anyway in-game? Does it serve any other purpose than to drop people off on the new galaxy?
Im curious about having an EDI sexbot
>>143463747
>Does it serve any other purpose than to drop people off on the new galaxy?
Probably it will be destroyed.
>>143464674
On the other hand the Alliance could probably spare an AIU at least for such a crucial mission.
>>143463747
I don't even understand how they get to another goddamn galaxy without breaking the laws of that universe. Static charge build-up, and all that. Not to mention the extreme amount of fuel they'd need.
>>143462934
I want to remove this from my brain
>>143465624
>Probably it will be destroyed.
This got me really worried. Meg, what if there is no ship? What if we're not even going to fly around the cluster? What if all we get is the Ark landing down and being your "settlement"? What if the galaxy map is just probe launching for resources? And everything you do is on the same planet the Ark lands?
>>143466435Mass Effect Fields
>>143458519
likely
>>143467256
likely
>>143467256
They've literally said we get out own ship again, man. Called the Tempest, or some shit.
>>143467914
Really? First time I hear of that. Source?
>>143468087
The leak, I think.
>Tela Vasir wants you to sign her chestplate
This excites me
>>143468190
Does it say what happens to the Ark, as well?
>>143468087
It was in the E3 announcment last year you idiot, they said that you will be able to fly around the systems in real time.
search the youtube video yourself
>>143469753
>search the youtube video yourself
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad!
Anyway, what happens to the Ark, then? Will it get destroyed? Will it work as a base in space? Will it be able to land on a planet? Will it be able to jump from planet to planet? If it stays on space, what of the people on the Ark? Will it be like the first Macross, where the entire population lives on the ship?
>>143470769
it will probably be an HonestlyItIsNotTheCitadel space station
>>143468394
too bad you have to kill her
>>143471309
I'm wondering. The people inside the ark will want to settle down, right? Not on the ship, but land someplace and start civilization anew.
How do you handle that? Especially if there is a big bad on your tail and you have to jump from planet to planet or system to system? And you need to sustain the population of the Ark. You can't let them go amok, start rampaging through the ship, right? Will we be forced to maintain public order? Will we be able to converse with the aliens and perhaps establish trade and communication with them? Or will we just be viewed as intrusive outsiders and get excommunicated?
>>143472426
a few random executions here and there to keep moral up and a tight ship
>>143472741
Does the Ark belong to the imperial guard?
>>143472426
what? no, you have your ship like the normandy that you command thoughout the galaxy to find artifacts.
Its basiclly Mass Effect 1 in Andromeda, and Protheans got replaced by another ancient race, you have the villians just like the geth who are lead by one bad guy who you are going to kill.
and I bet somehwere in between you will find an ancient evil that threatens all existing life in andromeda.
some insider said sometime that Andromeda is what Mass Effect 1 always should have been.
the question is, how well will BW realize it, what gameplay we will be most likely engaged in and how many DLC will be released.
>>143473131
When you put it like that, it sounds extremely boring. I don't think ME1 was supposed to be like that.
>>143473673
I fear the worst with Bioware, the best way to ride with the gaming industry
Tho I am glad to see titles like Doom going back to the roots a bit, really a nice "reboot" by ID
Can we get some mating tubes?
>>143473131
>some insider said sometime that Andromeda is what Mass Effect 1 always should have been.
Mass Effect 1 is what Mass Effect 1 always should have been.
>>143473000
As the Emperor wills it
Keepin' alive.
>>143485367
You know what will keep this thread alive? Asari mating tubes
I hope we have more pretty skyboxes in andromeda
>>143485367
no problem, we are here
>>143486050
g-good call..
>>143485367
>>143488204
best zensoorin
HROJ HROJ HROJ HROJ
I hadn't fired up ME3 since April 2012, and yet I still find its multiplayer populated.
Damn son, let's have some fun.
>>143488604
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeY-2ovpF9c
>>143488604
I didn't even know there was a multiplayer.
>>143489162
never gets old
>people actively support EA in their decision to add a CoD-tier MP to a storybased SINGLEPLAYER game by still playing it
you deserve nothing else but a completely fucked up Andromeda, riddled with MP bullshit, farming, always online, down servers, servercrashes at release, mini-DLCs and all this shit
>CoolGranularGenet
>>143489626
Nigger, the ME3 MP was literally the only good thing about the game, and also the only fun thing.
Try better bait.
>>143490571
And stil is, if the last two hours of my life were real.
>>143488604
>>143489289
>try to play multiplayer
>internet shit itself
>only on this computer
Welp, I guess it was never meant to be
>>143490506
qute desu
>>143491421
>internet shit itself
For 4 years?
>>143490571
what bait you piece of shit? there is a reason the sidemissions of ME3 play on MP-arena maps. I wouldve prefered real maps and a though out ending over some shitty multiplayer. eat a fucking dick shitlord
Here's a (you).
>>143491554
Informative, it takes us a long time to reconsider anything
>>143490506
her moving fin is really weirding me out
>>143492189
https://my.mixtape.moe/tdszvm.png
>>143493646
>mixtape
>png
>>143493835
one of the few places to upload huge files and directly watch them
that one isn't so big but there's sometimes png files with a size of 20mb
https://my.mixtape.moe/fkgzwr.png
I guess I'll replay the trilogy again but this time with a renegade femshep and mods. I never liked created FemSheps because they always turn out looking the same.
>>143495228
>>143495410
https://my.mixtape.moe/vovkoq.png
>>143495353
For 3, check out some of Ele's stuff. She has some cute shepards. I think so anyway.
>>143495353
[angry whispering intensifies]
http://i.imgur.com/Xqy3WZ9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/g8ZQ8pG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sqasxKL.png
>>143500064
it's tiny
>>143497335
Generic cuteness is the exact opposite direction i wanted to go.
>>143497561
[cackling intensifies]
>>143501468
What the fucking shit, she actually kinda looks good in game
>>143501468
http://i.imgur.com/lwLvNGd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/25YKSVz.jpg
Y so ded
>>143504703
long weekend, maybe people went out?
>>143505274
>having a life
Plebs
http://i.imgur.com/6QVl99C.jpg
>>143505635
haha yeah ridiculous right?
http://i.imgur.com/VZSpAsV.gif
good night meg
>>143507984
Good night WG
>>143508441
that is not a mass effect chat room
>>143508441
how about no
Going form ME3 to ME1 is pretty jarring. I forgot they pretty much reassigned every key.
>>143513341
Oh god I forgot how shit ME1's inventory system was. Are there any mods to make it better?
>>143513485
I don't think there are any gameplay change or content mods for ME1
Fucking hell I hate the way females look in ME1, especially with those noodly arms.
I never had a femshep past ME1, does it ever get better?
>>143518059
Whoops, meant to post this pic to go with it.
I think I'm gonna continue bumping this thread with my complaints till I go to bed. It is ded as fuck anyway.
>>143518059
>does it ever get better
no, femshep stays noodle-armed throughout the whole trilogy
Fucking hell this Shepard is a grade A bitch compared to BarackShep. Racist as fuck, doesn't give a shit if people die, and always questions people above her. I never finished any renegade playthrough because I hated how scummy a renegade playthrough is I think I amhaving funwith it this time around.
>>143518480
That is one of the main reasons I hated playing as femshep. I would spend forever getting the face just perfect in the editor but then I get some awkward gangly mess in game. It would be nice to have some body sliders to increase the beef on your femshep. Maybe something for andromeda.
Comfy
>>143522163
>not HillShep
pretty weak desu
>>143522163
>glass of chilled BTF garnished with orange
Not Wholesome
Running around ME1's citatel makes me dread playing future mass effect games. Every mass effect game has its own charm, but ME1 has the best exploration by far. If the mako didn't control like complete ass I wouldn't mind exploring other planets.
Fucking goddamn ME1 is inventory simulator. I swear I spend half of my time browsing this goddamn inventory to see if the upgrades I picked up are worth it. I don't knock the amount of choices but the inventory system in RPGs was solved a long fucking time ago.I am also getting more drunk the more I play. I think Im gonna go to bed soon
I am curious, how did MEG feel when new horizons reached the pluto-charon system and found no mass relat?
You know, why the hell are the council chamers right in the center of the citadel? The codex itself says that gravity is low there due to it being in the center. Also why arent you using mag boots whenever you are in the citadel tower?
>>143525823
mass effect fields
>>143525873
Of course
Oh god, I finally managed to do it. ME1 run without romancing Ash
>>143526971
Just did that a week ago.I did it so then I could save myself for Tali.
>>143529356
groce
>>143530639
you're gross
>>143537909
>defending someone who likes quarians
who are you and what have you done with WG
>>143537948
I didn't actually check what this was about, all I cared for was saving the thread, if you look at the posting times.
stay up
>>143540560
I'm always up for you babe
>>143518059
>>143513485
>>143518213
>>143521036
>>143501782
>>143501468
>people that have the need to comment their playthough in this shithole with irrrelevant opinions
I fucking hate millenials and their need for attention. please just leave and never come back, your posts are annoying as fuck
>>143542518
kill it with fire
>>143541185
yeah, how dare people post screenshots from mass effect in the mass effect general thread
>>143541185
>complain about millennials
what's the matter grandpa?
>>143545327
Anon is probably actually upset by that stack of HETERO novels >>143540560
http://the-crochet-empire.myshopify.com/products/mass-effect
>>143545950
he didn't link to it though. and WG is so old he hardly counts as millenial any more
>>143541185
>>143545327
>>143545950
>>143546764
>muh generation x, millennials etc
Alright meg. I have a very serious question.Sex scenes in ME:A.Full graphic depictions of actions sexuelle?or jump cuts to sfw nudity for a more classy approach?
>>143548629
no sex at all
no romances
no waifus
>>143548629
if anything, full nsfw. but we will never have that in an AAA game of course.
>>143548681
this would be the best course of action.
>>143548681
Too chaste for my taste
>>143548758
>we will never have that in an AAA game of course.
I want sex scenes that match the waifus' personalities.
>>143548629
I want full interaction with proper fluid effects
>tfw eddrf will never gently penetrate you.
>>143549216
One can only hope.
>>143549285
Thank God.He's a big guy
>>143548629
>Full graphic depictions of actions sexuelle?
This, and available at any time: on the ship, in hubs, between battles during missions, in the Mako, and so on.
>>143549453
Big guy how?
>>143552225
You will see at the next /meg/ meetup, all newfags get properly initiated.
>>143548629
Something closer to the first game. Sideboob, some bare ass. Very obvious sex scene, but not Game of Thrones gratuitous nudity.
Or just no romance shit at all, I'd be cool with that, too. They could even focus on making the game and not a dating sim.
Mass Effect needs more lewd but covered up stuff.
>>>/s/16708605
Will Andromeda have tonnes of celebrities, too?
If you could pick one, who would you choose (regardless of the salary they'd ask for, which could be huge)?
>>143554739
Lexington Steel as dickmodel for default not-Shepard
>>143553321
they could atleast show some nipple, I dont want a penetration close-up, up some nudity wouldnt hurt.
But since that would increase the ESRB rating I think EA will go most likely for the T rating so kiddies can buy it. So no nudity.
>>143555325
Do they only capture the shape, or do they keep the colour? It's going to look really fuckin' strange on a person of European descent.
>>143555325
fucking cuck, go back to kekkit where you belong
>>143554739SJU
>>143554739
No voicework, necessarily, but if they could accurately capture her face like with Vanderloo, ALL OF MY YES.
In a role that has actual value, of course, nothing like Allers.
>>143555443
some white dicks can look really dark
>>143554739
facemodel and voice actor for male not-Shepard
>>143558632
G4 made me hate that woman so long ago. Her face will fit in well in the mass effect universe though.
>>143559524
Top Ryder.
>>143555443
It will be customizable, of course.
>>143559524
Witcher did it first
You know for Andromeda how about we have decent looking femsheps for once? Like can we get the default modeled after a real person instead of generic pretty female?
I vote Christina Hendricks.
>>143560149
>generic pretty female
>pretty
>>143550932
>and available at any time
>Go to a hearing with the council
>Prep up waifu against a support beam
>Start pounding away at her
>Sparatus is obviously annoyed
>The Salararian one is appalled
>Tevos simply blushes and licks her lips, visibly aroused
I could see it. And I dig it.
>>143553321
>Very obvious sex scene, but not Game of Thrones gratuitous nudity
Why the hell not? If you're gonna do it, go all the way. Don't let those Japanese hentai games take all the credit.
>Or just no romance shit at all
In a Bioware game? What's the point of it, then?
>>143560149
>I vote Christina Hendricks.
With boob physics for realistic boob jiggle and bounce.
>>143559772
I never watched G4, I just think she looks gorgeous.
All though, it is a quite stark difference watching her swallow a dangling hotdog or taking 7 hotdogs in her mouth at once, compared to the more classy looking images of her in dresses at events.
>>143560149
>>143560429
Absolutely, and Vica Kerekes as another of the presets.
>>143560429
>In a Bioware game? What's the point of it, then?
The game itself? Speaking to characters where it doesnt' boil down to "Let's fuck." and "I hate you, faggot"? Gee, who knows.
>>143561093
She was literally on the show just to be slutty in order to appeal to lonely, horny, video game nerds. Stunts like that hot dog thing happened all the time.
>>143561912
>Both redheads
Don't you have work, Avellone?
>>143562073
I'm just saying, so I can point out how Bioware games have been so romance focused, that you basically can't go without it. I was certain I sounded exaggerated enough to be obvious.
>>143562221
She's nice. There are definitely better looking women out there.
>>143554739
perfect face for Femshep, but can be used for FemRyder aswell
perfect, really
>>143562221
Yeah, so I've heard. I was disappointed at the lack of lines and screentime she got it X-Men Apocalypse.Last image.
dunno who this lass is
>>143563481
Is that Oberyn Martell in the background
>>143563481
It's ...
>>143563732
It's Saïd Taghmaoui. The picture is from the 2009 G.I.Joe movie.
>>143563219
>>143563358
>let's put her into fucking EVERYTHING
no thanks. besides, she'd probably be too expensive anyway and we all know how stingy EA are.
>>143565348
Are you kidding me? ScarJo has so much commercial pull right now, it would guarantee EA's money back with interest. The fact that ScarJo wouldn't touch video games with a ten foot pole is another thing.
>>143560149
Default male Shepard. Wouldn't mind him doing the voice, too. His regular British accent, though.
>>143566230
Cavill looked like he was having so much fun shooting Man from UNCLE. Just hearing him say "Jack Deveny" and playing the part, dude was loving it. Shit, if I could play a guy called Jack Deveny, I'd know I made it big.
He wouldn't touch video games with a ten foot pole, either. Other than to give his likeness to the Superman video game movie tie-in. Which would 100% suck.
What I hate about looking at most femsheps is that none of them look like leaders. They all look like college kids have zero life experience outside of riding dick.
I think Margot Robbie may make for a good default femshep. Wouldn't mind her being the voice actor as well.
>>143566597
>He wouldn't touch video games with a ten foot pole, either.
:(
>>143566963
>female Shepard/Ryder with New Jersey accent
That'd be hilarious.
>>143566963
>They all look like college kids have zero life experience outside of riding dick.
I forgot my who
>>143567139
It would be AMAZING. Fuck I'd help fund that shit.
I don't like where this is going
>>143567673
Man I was serious when I was talking about a threesome. Y U gotta be such a bitch, Ash?
>>143567863
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
>>143566963
>I think Margot Robbie may make for a good default femshep
>>143566990
He's too big to get involved in video games.
>>143567139
Niu Joizy?
>>143567172
>I forgot my who
>>143567673
I always use the Bruce Campbell approach.
>Pick "I love it when women fight over me"
Both of them got angry at me and walked away. Then I went to Liara, banged her and told Ash I was balls deep in Alien pootang not 10 minutes ago. Worked out well enough.
>>143567863
>Can't paragon your way into a threesome option
What about all those couples on open relationships that find people to do threesomes with? Can't be that progressive, right?
Page 9.
>>143569412
It's kinda hard talking to myself. Also, 16 minutes to page 9? What the fuck.
>>143569731
Well, that's bit much.
Haha, back to Mass Effect!
>>143569731
We need to go thi- OH GOD
I really hope they use a better character creator for Andromeda. How else will I make a cute Asian female?
>>143570731
They're going to use the DA:I character creator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7XMbN5ch4k
I almost forgot, when the game was first released, the New Game option would take you to a character creation menu that had no other option but female. There was a workaround for it, but it needed to be patched in, if you wanted a male character.
I am not making this shit up.
>>143565619
she looks fucking gorgeous, why the fuck not?
>>143566597
>He wouldn't touch video games with a ten foot pole, either.
you sure about that? I read he nearly missed his Superman audition because he played WoW.
>>143566963
you can make your femshep look old and "expierienced", but nobody chooses that because why not look at a qt face in all of the conversations
>>143571019
Because video games are still widely frowned upon. I don't think people/normies/whatever want to see their movie stars engaged in activities that don't involve huge glamorous parties, jets and film festivals. It's all about the image they need to promote in order to sell tickets and to be trusted with projects that they want to do.
Video games are still widely mistrusted as a medium, for better or worse, by the larger public, in spite of being a part of every household. If the game is bad and it sells bad and you put your name on it, it can potentially hurt your image. And that's why you don't work with David Cage, in the first place.
Also,SFM porn
>>143571375
That's Star Wars, not Mass Effect.
>a species born with no eyes, and instead see by using dark energy
>biotics being seen as the most intense beings
>>143571789
>mfw no Scarlett SFM porn
just wait a bit, Assassins Creed and Warcraft movies are coming out, and with the new generations that play games more than watch TV I think it doesnt take long to consider it a feasable medium. Just take GTAV massive profit, even films dont sell that good on launch.
Its a money machine and sure enough more big corporations want more of that cake.
>>143572437
>Assassins Creed and Warcraft movies are coming out
Everybody that's reviewed the Warcraft movie said it was bad. I'm not expecting miracles, anon.
>>143567673
Well. The aftermath was...awkward.
>>143572776
Ash wasn't too pleased with the 3some option?
>>143572697
the WOW movie is already out since yesterday here.
And yeah, I can't really remember a single good video game movie.
>>143573374
...I said goodbye to Liara
>>143573509
I had no real connection with either one. But if I was going to bang a slut in a sci-fi setting, I should make it worth it. So I banged the alien.
>>143573509
>MaleShep choosing Ashley
good job lad, blueberry is Femshep canon
>>143573928
I REJECT CANON. I HAVE A MOD READY THAT SKIPS REWRITES ME3 ENDING.
>>143574020
haha yes me too, still FemshepxLiara is canon and better than the MshepxAsh romance
Installing the Saboteur again.
Fucking Pandemic, man. They knew how to make fun games. Open world too, but fun as fuck. One of the best games in its genre. Also, that soundtrack. Goddamn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lt9EHnjbh0
>>143574184
I agree. SheplooxJack is the best pairing. Everything else is ok tier, but FemShepxLiara is sewage tier.
>>143574440
since /pol/ I can't play second world war shooters anymore where you need to kill germans.
>>143574719
Sounds very autistic.
>>143575943
Sounds very jewish
>ponyshit
>>143578567
>http://orig00.deviantart.net/e4d3/f/2016/148/5/4/mass_effect__gathering_storm_1_by_stupjam-da434mg.jpg
>Commission for the fimfiction by Meluch
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/214579/mass-effect-shepard-and-the-rainbows
>This is the first story in which Shepard's home colony of Mindoir has been raided by the Batarians. How did the Wonderbolts get there? Those are actually Rainbow Dash's parents!?
>Black-Sweater 1 hour ago Hobbyist Digital Artist
>Well HOOOLLY BIts<3
>this is dang bad arse!
Bioware tasks you to design your own waifu for Andromeda.It can't be femshepWhat is she like? How does she look like?
>>143579184
>>143579316
Fuck you and your rules
I want a qt Femshep Infiltrator waifu with a bitch attitude and a mean pussy game
>>143579767
Femshep died at the end of ME3, anon. She was there, she can't be in ME:Andromeda as well.
>>143579970
>not using JAM, reuniting Liara with Femshep
I expected more from you
Then its her daughter or whatever. Doesnt look like default anyway
>>143579316
not like the swampbeast, that's for sure.
>>143579767
found that mod/facecode yet?
>>143580505
Nope, my offer still stands, find it and I shall never post the swampbeast again
>>143574184
>MshepxAsh
Just hold a damn min...
>>143574440
>SheplooxJack
>Sheploo
You just lost....everything
Beat ME2 last night 100%. Paragon infiltrator who banged Thane of course. Gonna start ME3 tonight or tomorrow.
>>143584393
really? paragon?
there are so many hilarious renegade interrups in 2
>>>/lit/8086868
So, who was it?
The recommendations given also show that these people have not much of a clue.
>>143584393
post screenshot of your femshep please
>>143586210
It wasnt me if that is what you are implying.
>because I'm slightly autistic.
doest fit my writing style, I dont bother with semicolons
>>143586547
seconded
>>143586210
Too bad that went right out the window after the first game.
>>143588316
Then I would have asked "Hey autist, was that you?"
>>143578567
>>143579184
why is this allowed?
why so dead again?
>>143592358
Because people aren't posting enough.
I was busy playing GTA5. Finally got the controller to work by putting it in one of the USB ports in the back. The two in the front don't work for some reason.
>>143580421
>not using JAM, reuniting Liara with Femshep
>Not respecting Bioware's artistic vision and upholding it with integrity
>Then its her daughter or whatever
So, a bastard, out of matrimony. Sounds like a FemShep thing to do.
>>143583040
>You just won....everything
Thank you. I know a good decision when I see one.
>>143592358
I'm starting ME 1 now
>>143593640
>I was busy playing GTA5.
how dare you
>The two in the front don't work for some reason.
not at all or do they still work with other stuff like USB sticks etc?
>>143594681
I was playing Saboteur.
>those almost 10 year old low rez 3D tities
How did I live without them for so long.
>>143579316
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464380849377.webm
Oh no!
>>143595432
Dude, please. I don't wanna be struck by a smooth criminal.
>>143594681
I tested with my mouse and it didn't work.
>>143595797
I knew porn was all acting, but damn.
God, I fucking love her body, Christ.
Also, cute dog.
>>143595797
>>143596057
Also, aren't there other girls she could do scenes with?
>>143596206
I dunno. Who would you like to see?
>>143596406
Abella Anderson, but she's retired. Abella Danger, Alexis Texas, Rachel Starr. Ava Rose, too, but she's also retired.
I'm not very good at thinking of porn stars at the spot.
>>143595797
what does she say? my sounddriver or something is broken right now. need a new pc
>>143597501
Jada Stevens, Riley Something and Dani Daniels are mean.
>>143597652
women just can't stop flapping their mouths
>>143598342
women can't stop spreading their legs either
>>143599041
I knew someone would say that so I set it up
>>143599242
>>143593640
told you faggot
>>143595797
do you think she fucks the dog?
>>143600430
no. she's a good girl.
>>143600770фopю
>>143601994
is that supposed to mean "for you"?
>>143602114
yeah
>>143602279
not "для тeбя"?
>>143602832
sure but it doesn't sound as "4u"
>he didn't obliterate space gyppos in me3
>>143604218
why would anyone not do that?
I hope the default female not-Shepard will be blonde with blue eyes.
imagine the tumblr rageabout a game they wouldn't play anyway
>>143607067
if BW is going all the way with SJW its going to be some shit like "WE WUZ SPACE KANGZ AND SHIEET"
>>143607608
>default male not-shep is white
>default not-femshep is a niggress
>no generator to change it at all
>autist's face when
>>143608064
>>default male not-shep is white
>implying
>>143608406
to each audience their own. the male audience want to play male characters, the females and fembois play progressive females.
>>143608570
b-but I want a pure redheaded aryan waifu that cleanses the earth from degeneracy
>>143609083
galaxy instead earth
>>143609083
I don't think tumblr allows it
>>143585493
Well I maxed out paragon and I took a couple of renegade interrupts but I want good results in ME3 and we all know being a renegade fucks you over.
>>143586547
I'm a consolebabby
>you will never be as autistic as the autist
why live
>>143612932
Don't give up on your dreams so easily
is there a mod that allows you to romance edi?
>>143613906
I wish there was a mod that made my shepard an autist or otherwise retarded or crippled like captain pike from the star trek original series
>>143614818
forgot picture
>>143615001
I imagine the autist looking like that
One tiny butthole
>>143608406
FemShep should be Indian desu senpai
>>143619527
poo in loo
>>143579184
>111,041 words total
night /meg/
Are there links to audio files or a torrent for them somewhere, specifically ME 2? I've been googling and all I can find are resources to do it but I don't have the game downloaded and just want to find some audio pieces.
>>143621851
You would have to extract the files from your game using ME2 explorer, so you need the game installed
>>143595797
who dat
>>143572437
>new generations that play games more than watch TV
normies barely play anything besides mobile games and watch ridiculous amounts of television, what are you talking about?
>>143625564
Keep telling yourself that.
>>143625704
whatever you say dude
Nearly dead.
>tfw you didn't cure the genophage
>>143624642
My adopted daughter.
>>143633269
Neatly dead.
>>143637635
trinity is so hot
>>143639515
>Oy Vey
Yvonne is Polish, not Jewish.
>>143639726
Didn't know. I now found her speaking polish and she's pretty cute
>>143639726
this is ridiculous. somebody put effort into this.
>>143640145
Yes. And I am very thankful and grateful for it.
>>143640183
why
>>143640314
>why
It's like you've never rubbed one out to sfm porn.
>>143640408
is that all you think about.
just finished the chaos born trilogy.
what should i do now /meg/?
>>143636903
good lad
>>143640809
one should.
>>143643189
read something good.
check
>>>/lit/8086364
and ignore the smeckledorfposts
>>143643162
"wow, what a shithole"
>>143643869
that's not tuchanka though
>>143645364
too much testosterone in her body 2bh
>>143640809
All these flavours and you chose to be salty.
>>143645364
Not bad. Not great, but not bad.
>>143645414
And you came to that conclusion how?
>>143646995
she doesn't look very feminine
>>143647215
Is it because she has a vagina? It would all be so much better if she had a little feminine dick, right?
>>143647462
>It would all be so much better if she had a little feminine dick, right?
I never implied that you piece of shit
>>143647648
You basically said the same thing twice. I'm supposed to understand the why without any explanation from you. I find Jack to be very feminine. Just not in your typical Facebook duckfaced bitch way. And I find it very much to my liking. But I'm not the one going around saying Miranda/Liara/Femshep/Tali/Ashley looks like a man. So I'm asking again, what makes you think that?
>>143645414
>>143646995
>>143612735
not necessarily, Rana Thanopsis from Virmire in ME1 kills some dudes in ME3 if you dont kill her.
But you are right to mix it up, pure renegade sucks aswell as paragon.
>>143645364
>>143648452
Again, good stuff. But the neck is too long and the tits start too long and seem to shag/hang in the picture. Jack's ME3 tits are a little perkier than that.
>>143643189
I never read the Mass Effect novels, but I got them as audiobook here. Are they forth spenting the time for, or does it fit in with the lore from the Games?
There are alot of cross references in ME3 but I never investigated what was behind that. this whole Grayson shit.
>>143648939
they really improved her looks in ME3, adding hair gave her +5 points in my rating.
I didnt like her in ME2 at all.
>>143649081
they're shit. drop them.
>>143649205
Everybody says that ME3 Jack is best and I have to agree with that, but I also like the more aggressive and reserved ME2 Jack. Both parts are equally important to me for Jack's character.The hair part is irrelevant
>>143649356
ok thanks
>>143649395
She lost a lot of her edge, tho I find her more wholesome than a crazed up bitch that wants to murder innocents.
>The hair part is irrelevant
no its fucking not
Okay, Miri is infertile but what about Jack?
>>143649606
it's never said so logically you need to expect her to be fertile.
>>143649606
rendered chemically infertile by the Purgatory guards so they don't have to use birth control
>>143649514
>She lost a lot of her edge
I'm pretty sure she reverts to that, if she finds herself in a hostile environment. But at Grissom, around her kids and Shepard, she's pretty optimistic and easy going, in spite of the whole Cerberus invasion thing.
>no its fucking not
It is to me.
>>143649724
This.
>>143649757
Not this.
>>143649757
thats some dark shit
I was about to reply she got fucked by raiders to hard so her womb is all messed up.
>every day there is someone moving his lawn
It's like they make plans beforehand to make sure that there is always someone doing it every day
I just want to sleep...
Drellette, drelless or just femdrell?
What kind of word would you use for a female of another species?
>>143651382
target practise
>>143651382
Just Drell. We don't say Humanette, do we?
>>143651451
>>143651382
I prefer femdrell.
>>143651382
Female drell.
Keeping alive.
>>143656207
I see what you did there
>>143656207
>Cerberus necklace
That's dumb.
>>143649081
The are good. don't listen to WESTERN.
>>143649356
have you actually read them?
>>143657859
>>143658034
Everyone I have ever heard read them said they were terrible. Nothing that happens in the books has any meaning. The only thing it does, it preps up Kahlee Sanders as a huge Mary Sue, Andersson is completely incompetent and his character boils down to "where the white women at?" while everyone else is a complete and utter retard, especially the main character, a girl that is actually autistic, but gets cured of it in the last book, as well as aging 4 years or so in the span of a week. Nothing that happens in the books matters and it all comes down to "How Kai Leng got his legs".
So do we only get this in the control ending? No wonder I never saw Jack's students alive in the destroy ending.
If /megmeet/ 2551 happens, and all anons and namefriends show up with their waifus. Do you think catfights would erupt? Would there be drama or just a pleasant gathering?Did WG pour MT juice in the punch bowl?
>>143659460
nope. it's dependent on what you decided them to do, Being support or being active. if they were active they all die and you see Jack at the gravestones, if you decided them to be support you see that screen.
they're all green of course if you chose synthesis.
>>143659647
>Did WG pour MT juice in the punch bowl?There was no need, there are as many punch bowls provided as there are flavors of MTJ.
>>143659798
This is the only scene in EC that I ever saw Jack in. It kept showing me stuff that were irrelevant.
I never got this, either.
>>143659901
Though that doesn't count the bowls set out which contain BTF, or the large bowl for Embrace eternity shots.
>>143660809
>Embrace eternity shots.
This tradition needs to die.I can't fit my dick in the shot glass.
>>143660809
>tfw the Embrace Eternity bowl is set on an extra table that is knee-high
>>143659257
>a girl that is actually autistic, but gets cured of it in the last book
that was in mass effect deception. please don't count that book to the franchise.
otherwise i liked the books, but you could skip them and still get the same experience in the mass effect games.
>>143660035
the romance ending screen
>>143660196
jacks students as active unit, not romanced
>>143659460
jacks students as support, not romanced
The Tuchanka pics have a lot of variety to them depending on their fate and what ending you choose.
The most rare one is the one with Aria, Bailey and Barla Von, no idea how you get it
funny that the ending all boils down to a damn slideshow of some artwork.
Atlweast with JAM I get to see my Femshep reunited with Liara, the best ending I could hope for really
>>143662254
>please don't count that book to the franchise.
it doesn't work that way, you can't just exclude it
>>143663340
mass effect deception by william c. dietz.
if we go by the time they say in the book, it happens after the events of mass effect 3 but in the book the characters are trying to prove to the council that the reapers are real.
there are many more problems in the book this was just an example.
>>143604218
>commiting genocide of an entire race
i may play commander asshat but i don't play commander hitler
>>143664748
Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis...
>>143663340
didnt Bioware state that the novels or some of them dont represent the lore and because of that are not canon?
>>143665437
i think that was only for mass effect deception
>>143665281
that's not the /meg/ approved way then.
>>143665437
why would anyone read them then?
>>143665608
>why would anyone read them then?
I can ask people who read fanfic the same....
>>143666287
I hope you aren't implying I read fanfics.
>>143666287
I'd much sooner read fics than the official tie-in books.
>>143667964
no, but fanfics are disconnected from the ME lore and still people read them.
>>143667386
DELETE
Took me 7 months to make this!
>>143671319
Nice
>>143671319
>me
>>143671319
is that really you?
>>143672964
>>143674032
It's "pareeeee"
>>143675027
>female/canada
>likes snakes, wolves, dogs and turians
anyone watching you-know-what?
>>143676875
what's that, football?
>>143678013
y-yes
>>143678536
not as such, I'm watching Winter Soldier.
Toothy tongues?
>>143679672
out in good quality?
>>143680072
It has been for some time yes.
>>143680619
oh sorry, confused it with another captain america movie
I really want to play mass effect, but then again I know everything by heart and its going to be a chore to play it.
What do?
>>143682262
multiplayer
>>143682262
got better things to do? alternatively search for a youtube walkthrough instead
>>143679937
I wouldn't want a tongue that was meant for tearing and pulling living meat from bone, but I can see the allure of a rough tongue-surface.
very beautiful
>>143683946
no, I have the pirated version
>>143684115
>got better things to do?always
>alternatively search for a youtube walkthrough instead
gonna be a cold place in hell when Im gonna watch somebody else play a game
Im just gonna play some TW medieval 2 since I dont get a 3rd part in the near future
>>143688628
well have fun then
ah well, football's shit anyway.
https://my.mixtape.moe/vyexzt.png
>>143671319
is that also you ?
>>143693497
that's pretty good
>>143690930
"your" team lost WG ?
>>143695256
yeah, I put a cheeky fiver on them
>>143696408
to win or to win before ET ?
http://i.imgur.com/InaZe3w.jpg
>>143697078
to win before extra time. after that I just hoped for Atletico to win because underdog.thank you for that missed PK, Griezmann
>>143698000
the lad is young, he still acts as a malequar, give him time
http://i.imgur.com/QdRL1K7.jpg
>>143699853
I hope he murders her afterwards
>>143662656
>JAM
I have no idea what that is, but I don't need another poor attempt at a "happy ending". I'm cool with a bad end, as long as the writing pulls it off. Bioware can't pull it off, but it is what it is. Anything else is lying to myself.
>>143666287
>>143667964
There are people that write fanfics that don't contradict with established lore and facts, which is incredibly, considering Bioware can't do that with their own franchise. Also, what happens in the milky way after ME3 is up for grabs, since we're never going back there. So do whatever the fuck you want.
>>143668424
I'd read a fanfic, if it competently explained to me what happened between ME2 and ME3 or what happens after ME3.
>>143682262
You could try playing it differently. You could be a man for once and romanceLiara
anyone read that sparrow fic where Tali has to guzzle the cum of various animals?
>>143701380
link now
>>143701741
so you haven't read ithttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/17432/Quarian-Diet
>>143701380
post it
>>143701380
I started it once but just couldn't go on. bestiality just isn't my kind of beef.
>>143702096
no fuck off sicko
>>143701380
You're good people. I shall read today
>>143702113
if
volus=joden
quarian=gypsies
then elcor= ???
>>143701380
Like so many other fapfics, they'd be infinitely better if Tali was replaced.
>>143702113
>diversity
>just a bunch of cutesy faces, many of whom look similar
>>143702096
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/17432/Quarian-Diet/43992/Chapter-0/Better-eating-through-earth-animals
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/17432/Quarian-Diet/44862/Chapter-1/Volume-2-Quarian-Harder
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/17432/Quarian-Diet/48194/Chapter-2/Volume-2-Quarian-Harderer
plus
http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sparrow/355138/Sparrow-355138-Quarian_Zoology_Vol._1.jpg
>>143702848
whats that horrible smell? oh that's just a "person" of colour sitting here
>>143703389
you disgust me down to the very bottom of my heart.
>>143702848
it's an edit of a /pol/ picture
and compared to quarians they definitely look totally different to each other.
>>143703614
>killing the messenger
go to sleep
>>143703398
Lol, no.
You have Jennifer Connolly, Jennifer Lawrence, Christina Hendricks, and... I don't know, Uma Thurman.
All of whom would be considered 'white', yet none of the four look alike. Unlike that picture.
http://i.imgur.com/0XGPqJg.jpg
>>143704601
I want to see the pictures about the krogan dicking.
>>143704836
use your imagination
>page 9
not yet meg, not yet
>>143700229
>You could be a man for once and romance Liara
blasphemous
I did a maleshep run once and I nearly lost all interest in Mass Effect after 2
>>143706732
did you chop off your dick afterwards?
>>143706732
>and I nearly lost all interest in Mass Effect after 2
wish it had been final and you had never come here
>>143406215
Just wanted to say
That Collage
>>143710868
thanks, I guess...
>page 10
wew lad
>>143717846
>page 10
>>143720664
it keeps happening
>>143720970
looks like quentin tarantino on the right
>>143721129
yeah, I thought so too.
>ywn be put in a headlock and have your throat squeezed to the brink of asphyxiation by the biceps of an asari qt
>mfw the illusive man did nothing wrong
>>143723027
he hired kai leng
night /meg/
Also, what does /meg/ think about the indoctrination theory?
And is destroy the most redpilled ending?
>>143723804
>what does /meg/ think about the indoctrination theory?
we think it's completely retarded and you've have to be a moron to believe it
>>143723804
pic related
time to merge with /dag/
>>143726657
good joke