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>>141993771

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>>141993771
tryhard OP..
at least it's seulgi edition

>>141993865
latvia...

>>141993931
do they like potatoes...

look i'm just being honest here but if I had a cute gf and she wanted to poop on me, i'd be okay with that

i stand with rand

*posts from iphone*

heh

>>141994372
OverRustle BasedGod NoTears

just plugged my psu in... time for some overwatch beta!!!

WTF

>>141994594
good shit OP

post you're battletag and we can frag together

first of all

and second of all,

times might be tough for the mech nation
we might only have 50 viewers
we might not even be playing sc2

but
we
will
OVERCOME

>>141995465
please just go away

>>141995556

never!!

there's just one thing i can't stop thinking about

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Step 1: Eat the pizza.
Step 2: Eat the pizza box

>>141995920
flossing?

>>141995920

what is it

>>141996153
incredible

>>141996153
i would eat the box first

im so random LOL

>>141996296
no you fucking wouldn't

so you get 3 pizzas for the price of one?

>>141996416
i imagine the packaging is factored into the cost of a za

>>141996345
i would haha

i'd eat the button part then the pizza and then the lid xD

we call it za here kid

>>141996573
YOU CAN'T HIDE PHONEY

>>141996619
sorry i dont use black ppl words

overwatch

>>141996749

butt

jak and daxter...

ratchet and clank...

jet grind radio...

what's a good gift i can give my kgf2012 to show her how much she means to me?

my dick and a child aren't real gifts

>>141997465
dokdo

>>141997465
do what my cats do

leave small dead animals on her doorstep

i stopped drinking for 3 days and it was easy

safe to get drunk every night again now since i know i'm not an alcoholic?

>>141998617
3 days is how long it takes for the alcohol to leave your body...

thanks to the anon who mention tara tainton. she seems genuine in her videos

>>141998848
np hahaha that was all me, you are very welcome hope you enjoy !

>>141998919
a god

hahaha yeah that's exactly what i mean

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zyzz ;_;

:3c

>tfw smelly

^dunno that feel cuz im not a friggin dork

>>142000273
take a shower?
hello???

>>141999630
51st for zyzz build

good night

>>142000995
gook night

>>142000995
night night!

it's the remix to ignition

http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/700660/1/MiqueeNa/matches

at least shes playing again...

hot and fresh out the kitchen

>>142002032
diamond LOL isnt masters the biggest it has ever been?

>>142002225
no that was during early hots

ARE WE CHANNELING FOR SKT?

>>142002587

yeh

I LOVE GOOKS

who hype for ShieldBattery Brood War?!!

anal... with nova!

nova... with anal!

i fly high with jinair greenwings

is this a good laptop? http://slickdeals.net/f/8740247-toshiba-satellite-radius-2-in-1-15-6-4k-touchscreen-laptop-intel-core-i7-6500u-12gb-ram-1tb-hdd-win-10-549-99-free-shipping

>>141999630
what race would zyzz play??????????????????????????????

>>142004475
no hahahaah that is a slick deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4yYHdDSWs
makes you think...

>>142005524
not gunna watch that video but i think i get the idea... whoa...

>>142004654
zerg like all australians
t.hbt

>>142005684
post some rare hbt pics

do u guys think zealots buttfuck when no one is around...

^um..... no.. freak!!!!!!!!

>>142006646
do you think protoss f*ck like in avatar...

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>>142005918

noregret_ made mkp retire...damn

i love you guys

>>142007314
I love you to baby

destiny beat dark souls 3 with only 10 vigor...

>>142009160
hahaha good to know... only problem is neither destiny or ds3 are related to starcraft...

>>142009249
retard idiot fuck

>>142009249
this place is like a sports bar

did anyone watch the pure pwnage movie yet?

i wanna watch it but i know it's gunna be a huge disappointment....

someone post hbt

good morning everyone

please treat me well today~

>>142011401
hbt

>>142012128
hbt pics............. idiot...........................

>>142012185
dont call people names ok

90th for tonguing boipucci

>>142012412
post hbt pics or else...

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>>142012853
calm down this is the only one i have

stop acting like a spoiled brat now

>>142011648

good meowning *yawn* so sleepy...

>>142013123
rest your head on my lap :3

>>142013027
nice... nerd......

>>142013336
*slaps you*

>>142013204

*snuggles*

>>142005524

never/forever/eternal are kind of loaded terms when talking about the universe

interesting vid tho

>>142013464
*punches you in the gut*
*shoved you into a locker*

this is a bully free zone

>>142014568

+1

*taps green mana*
*casts Protection from Bullies on thread*

Good morning nerds

>>142014798

howdy pardner *tips stetson*

reminder that marineking was our guy and reddit killed him

>>142014898
he died?

>>142014798
hey

hbt~
acuteboy1~
notakek~

oats
squats
milk

sc2

>>142016895
we dont eat healthy stuff here

Life's never gonna play again
guilty hands have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
he knows you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat the fans
and waste the chance that he's been given
so Life's never gonna play again
the way he played for you

>>142018162
*kicks you in the head*

>>142018271
ow what the hell dude!! @__@

>>142018361
idiot thats not how you use that emoji

>>142018410
E__E

got some touhou edm albums in the mail yesterday!! wanna see

I came inside a girl yesterdway and she got mad as f even tho I said I probably would

why she so mad?

>>142018585
yeah!!!!

>>142019169
because there's a chance she might get pregnant and maybe she doesn't want to get pregnant

>>142019279
girls cant get pregnant idiot

>>142019365
+1

>>142019365

based

>>142019365
>Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)04:05:09 No.142019365 ▶>>142019458 >>142019919
>>>142019279
>girls cant get pregnant idiot
our guy

post your 2hu albums idiot!!!!!!!!!

>>142020617
more like 2pu

more like 2poo

more like 2hbt

cute kboys!

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good night, friends

>>142022394
wwydtt...

>>142022446
dont die!

>>142022446
*tucks you in*
:3

xxx testing 1 2 1 2 www

>>142022658 (You)
ww1212 roger that

idiots

>>142022916
+1

tn

dokdo is korean you freaks

>>142023146
uh huh
uh huh

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>>142020997
okay!

had my last day of college today

anxiety slowly starting to kick in

tn.

>>142023469
looks very cute!

>>142023579
based neet

>>142023579
i graduated last year and still dont have a job!

>>142023579
i'm sure you have learned a lot of important things and are now prepared to face the challenges of the real world!

>>142023585
>>142023141
notakek....

>>142023720
i hope i wont have that same fate

>>142023751
i really didnt

pretty much everything i learned, i learned outside of college :/

the only thing college was useful for is helping me become less of a social retard

>>142023931
what did you study...

>>142023931
dont worry its because im lazy and got a masters in history(lol)

also there arent any jobs

>>142023931
>i really didnt
i wonder why!

*does a cute and funny dance*
O.o

>>142024230
*pats your butt*
nice!

>>142023991
i dont wanna reveal it, its sorta unique so people who know me irl can easily identify me and i dont want them to know that i post on 4chan

tho, people do get jobs with this, its not like one of those meme majors like philosophy or something useless like that

>>142024015
nice, i really like history

im thinking about going to another college, just because its free and i can, tho it might be hard to do it while working

anyways, i was thinking of now majoring in history or literature, both are useless, but id do it just for fun and because it interests me

>>142024017
well, at least it enhanced my social skills? i guess...

>>142024406
what did you study... please...

>>142024406
are you in debt now?

>>142024510
i studied your moms snatch okay nerd????

>>142024510
cant tell, sorry...

and you could never guess it

>>142024530
im not, my parents support me

>>142024583

what did she snatch??

>>142024683
my dick

>have a good dream
>wake up
>realize that even your ostensibly mundane dream is impossible

just kill me already

>>142024761

so you... studied your own dick?!?!

>>142024816
yeah...

>>142024616
well at least that's good
students should be taught trivium/quadrivium and useful knowledge, skills & traits but that would break the system

>tfw you fall asleep inside of your dream
>tfw you wake up from the dream inside your dream and think youre really awake

>>142025068
makes you think... O.o

>>142024870
>trivium/quadrivium
had to look this up tbqh

>>142025196
+1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mausoleum_of_the_First_Qin_Emperor

>The Chinese government is not ready to give the green light to open the tomb. The approval to excavate the tomb will not be given in the near future and probably not in the lifetime of today generation

Why can't the stupid chinks just open it already?

It's 2016, don't we already have all the necessary technology for something like this? And it's not like someone is going to die because they opened it, that guy's been dead for over 2200 years, plus he was a huge dick, so...

>>142025196
it's what they teach freemasons
in the roman empire, during the caesars gallic campaign, there was a centurion and he taught the trivium to a slave. caesar caught him and was furious. he said when the slaves know their ways of learning and reasoning they will no longer want to be slaves. makes ya think huh

>>142025518
i wish i was an ancient roman

they seemed so chill

>>142025068

that shit can be so annoying

there have been occasions where i've woken up like 4-5 times while in a dream and I'm still in the fucking dream

>>142025560
i'd rather be greek desu
chilling with diogenes with sinope

>>142025728

until he poops on your foot

>>142025728
of*
>>142025803
omo...

>>142025560
not all romans were the same people, retard

it was a nation, not a group of same people

>>142025918
that what nations were before the kikes started spreading multiculturalism

>>142025997
>kikes
*eyeroll*

greek boys love...

>>142025997
what benefit do jews get from multiculturalism when everyone hated them

>>142023826
jew...

notakek sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>142026231

silly goyim, no critical thinking allowed, you're supposed to be chattel! gosh! take your redpills already!

fuck off to pol already dumb l*ser

bergman loved ocean's 11 and die hard

who knew?

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>jachin broken, boaz gone, for the love of babalon
>squaremen (freemasons) rebuilding the tower of babel
>eu parliament resembles the tower of babel
>wars and human sacrifice
>ritual magick, blood magick, sex magick
nothing is as you've been told
#aware

>>142026802
retard

should i get grim dawn

>>142026497
+1

friday the 13th...

minah and my birthday...

>>142027131

in the future instead of a solid heel you'll be able to buy shoes with little jetpacks on the end that provide just enough thrust that your heel will float off the ground

then even farther in the future you'll be able to get superconductor meissner effect heels that just levitate

>>142027490
minah is a big fat moron and so are you

>>142027575
ya....

>>142027490

happy birthday m8

>>142027575

no rudeness allowed

>>142027490
happy birthday bro!

post the iced coffee incident

minah is great

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>>142027771
here's your ice'd co-

oops!

ra ri ru ra ri ru re ro

>>142027995

i-i-i-it's ok i'll p-p-p-pay for a new o-o-o-one

hbt is a boy...

>>142027995
FUCKING WHORE!!!!

*storms out and gives bad yelp review*

heh

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>>142028454
>>142028546
ehehehe :p

>>142028597

h-h-h-haha y-y-you're so nice h-h-here's my number o-o-ok bye!

*leaves homemade business card*
*awkwardly half-waves while making an autistic grimace that's supposed to be a charming smile*
*runs away without taking the coffee*

>>142028469
dylh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Med2XipHJJM

what a good song

>>142028783
A LOT...

>>142028825

gotta agree

its on par with Bar Bar Bar

>>142028872
wwydth...

>>142028980
cuddle! :3c

did anyone save hbtfeet.jpg

i wish hbt showed his doggie on stream again... its a really cute doggie...

>>142029650
wwydti...

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do you guys have 4chan girlfriends?

>>142029725
pet it :3c

>>142029896
:3

>>142029650
didn't he killed it... or was that his cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjDyCF87dE

abing abing~!

>>142030067
idiot

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>>142030189

>>142029758

i had a gf that i later found out went to 4chan sometimes

she only ever went to /a/ though, or so she claimed. she cosplayed all the time but apparently didn't know /cgl/ existed

if desrow can get a kgf why cant you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5touH9XPq-Q

>>142030261
what's his name?

>>142030340
because he's a pathological liar and was lying

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>>142030340
you're not funny and neither is desrow

you can fuck right off

>>142030340
because im a useless idiot

>>142030461
>tells other people to fuck off
>posts a picture of jon snow
shouldnt you be circlejerking game of throne memes in destiny chat?

btw

t-ara is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk52ypnGs68

>>142030417
"the brother you wish you had"

truffles...

>>142030552
see how not funny you are? it's painful to everyone around you

just leave now and we won't make a big deal of it

>>142030340
he didn't get one he thought a waitress was into him because she did her job of being nice to customers and moved away before she could reject him

>>142030734
-1
>>142030851
i didn't interpret it that way im pretty sure he almost got laid

>>142031058
jesus christ you are unfunny

i hope you're really good looking because if not you're just fucked

an ugly man's only chance is being rich, successful or being witty and funny

*almost gets laid*

>>142031058
they couldn't even talk without a translator

*never talks to females*

>>142030723

sniffing for them in the forest...

>>142031182
you sound really bitter and project a lot
>>142031302
desrow can speak broken korean but cant read or write it. he learned it when he went to a gaming house in korea.

>>142031483
rolling in the dirt... omo

oink

>>142031319
*never talks to anyone*

>>142031319
you should really talk to your mom from time to time...

guys its okay to like and talk to girls. i do it all the time...

theyre just as awkward and afraid of you as you are of them...

>>142031819
no one is as awkward and afraid of people as i am

>>142032141
i am

>>142029295
it's on my hard drive ar home, i'll post it when i get back from work

>>142031819
>theyre just as awkward and afraid of you as you are of them...

well apparently that translates to them generally being hostile and mean so it's kind of a headache that i'd rather not deal with tbqh

i think i have brain fog lately

>>142032370
maybe someone put a spell on you :O

>>142032370
you need to carb up
eat more zah

>>142032484
*za

my court date is today...

>>142032705
wdyd...

>>142032705
when i went to court i disrespected EVERYONE because i'm such a rebel
it didn't help tho lol

>>142032705
mine's in like 2 and a half weeks...
what did you do?

i caught a **** charge

locked up...they wont let me out...

don't get in trouble >.<

did anyone record leora doing something...

>>142033912
nothing interesting happened...

>>142034007
what about a couple days ago when she...

>>142034057
i missed it but someone posted a screenshot hopefully they recorded it...

anyone who masturbates in front of pets is a sick freak tbqh

>>142034554
what if you do it right behind them and cumsies on their backs...

>>142034746
then i will personally hunt you down and slit your throat

>>142034951
what if thats my fetish...

>>142035514
sick freakish perverted idiot!!!!

just threw a basketball at my dog lol

>>142036162
+1

reminder that if you lack empathy for living creatures you are basically a nigger

*kicks my neighbors cat so it goes flying in the air*

flying witch is def the best anime of this decade
besides jojo of course

>>142036782
jojo sucks

>>142036802
why are you bullying me ;-;

>>142037404
so cute :3c

>>142037404
>hugging a bird thats probably stinkier than a stinky cartooner

>>142037404
miring squat form

day 4 without porn

>>142038494
why

>>142038521
just to see if i can

i wanna get doom but it's $80.....

>>142038521
sickzii...

>>142038663
But you got paid less than 2 weeks ago?

>>142038663

$100 for doom? wow, $120 is a really reasonable price. we should consider ourselves lucky that they're selling their newest doom game for only $160, frankly it's a steal that they're letting it go for $200. I can't wait to spend just $250 and join the #DoomTrain with the other superfans

>>142038979
i spend it all on your mom phoneposter

>>142039065
lemao

i love looking deep into my waifu's big soulful eyes!

>>142039751
seulgi is mine... back off!!

>>142039785
seulgi doesnt even have a soul moron

>>142039923
wrong

idiot

>>142039923
stupid meanie

tattoos are for freaks!

oh god now im constantly horny

imagine getting raped LOL

>>142040804
sickzii...

>>142041054
not that cute cboy

and please dont say his name or youre going to make it worse >__>

>>142041171
omo....

sickzii ;333

vaping with sickzii...

>>142041276
i never ever smoke and never will.
and fuck vapers tbqh

>>142041315
vaping isn't smoking lol

your so wrong

>>142041247
>>142041276
aaaahn...aaaahn... >.<
*cums*

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Earth Pics @Earth_Pics
The last rays on a brisk winter day in Yosemite | Photo by Jonathan Basiago (@jonathanbasiago on IG)

>>142041450
@__@

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>>142041450
omo... keep going...

>>142041395
*gives you a massage*
:3c

me next sickzii...

no me!!!

>>142041645
*cumsies*

im not gay... but tychus...

>>142032831
he's basically a nigger

>>142042880
would you let him do stuff with your butt...

>>142043126
i would let him do anything...

>>142043302
but hes mighty big...do you think you could handle it...

>>142043479
omo...

>>142043479
faggot

>>142043516
no... but thats the best part...

>>142043694
well dont come crying when youre all stretched...

>>142043694
imagine the girth...

some day i will beat the abyss watchers...

>>142043997
O__O

>>142043694
omo!!!

ugh

wow nothing but gay europosters again this morning.. just another day in scv

seulgi edition (*o* )

>>142043569
lol

>>142044939
:O

>>142044852
dylt...

>>142045140
ö_ô

>>142045174
yeah i would do lots of things with them...

i washed the dishes and cleaned up the counters before my mom gets home A__A

>>142045262
describe what you would do in detail...

>sickzii comes back from work
>gayposting starts

hhhmmmmmm......

>>142045335
is this one a good face or bad face i cant tell, need to know

>>142045383
i really really cant do that here...

this muslim is speaking really loudly in arabic on his phone outside... im scared...

>>142045709
do you like him......

>>142045702
why not...

>>142045758
im going to throw a pork chop outside if he doesn't stop speaking so loud and disturbing the neighbours

>>142045868
omo.... what else would you do to him...

>>142044852
i'm a gay americaposter actually

>>142045934
draw a picture of mohammed

>>142045830
it involves swapping bodily fluids and this is a sfw board...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HNAqZ8QYPU

???

>>142046062
omo...

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>>142046062
we're all NEETs who don't work so we don't have to follow those rules

i got all s ranks in mgr and i completed all the challenges with high scores dont fuck with me

>>142046338
*fucks with you*

>>142046338
what is mgr

>>142046338
i've finished mg and mg2:ss twice, beat that

>>142046454
metal gear rising

>>142046454
massive gaping rectum

>>142046454
more gay responses

sickzii if you dont stop this i will have to...

>>142046338
pretty based

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@___@

>>142046568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5Mvw0j1rY

>>142047047
>only going 3000 grit
what the heck

okay so why in the fuck would you make the boss RANDOMLY pick from 3 modes where one of them is piss easy, one is pretty hard and one is really fucking hard

>>142047428
???

>>142047686
dark souls 3

>>142047730
lol

>>142047730
we stopped playing after dying to the abyss watchers

>>>/v/337470034

>>142047730
what boss IDIOT???

>>142048006
you would know if you had the game since only one of them does that -___-

>>142047732
oh my god

>>142048074
no boss did that for me
maybe you just need to get FUCKING good

calm down morons

we care not for your meme game

>>142048249
i bet you're a baby who put stats into vigor and endurance lol

>>142048523
kill yourself retarded idiotic memer

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watching avilo stream and eating tasty sweet sundae ramen two days early!

>>142048586
dont tell me you also used a shield lmfao

>>142048523
i literally pump 27 vigor first thing on every character i make

i rushed to 20 vigor and 20 endurance what else should i level up

i only put points into vigor and roll around avoiding everything

i just like the graphics and cool monsters

>>142048909
might as well be playing kirby's epic yarn lmaoo