/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

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>>140911786
It's 2555, nobody is gonna fuck shit with hand cranking.

>>140911967
If you don't know how to protect yourself with law 2's, that's on you
If they're actually potent hamming the admins will fix is
It's laughably easy to blow them
It's laughably easy to subvert them
There's enough ways to kill the AI without it catching on that they should never be a threat.
A flash and a locker cucks 110% of secborgs
Learn to fucking tase, stop wearing slowing gear and eat your jimmies
Any antag worth their salt will be in a different identity or unknown so even if they spot you it's worthless to them
Know how suit sensors, gps, sgps work, atmos alarms, power alarms and pay attention to the flow of the round and you wont get caught or called out killing or stealing

Buy the bug detector you fucking scrub
EMP grenades aren't an uplink item for keks you fucking scrub
Git fukken gud

>>140911905
We've done it and it ends pretty badly. The playerbase has gotten increasingly poor at building in general and communication for the teamwork req has always been terrible.

>>140912319
>Learn to fucking dodge the tase, stop wearing slowing gear and eat your jimmies*

>>140912319
Hi yred.

>>140912319
Goddamn it, Sarah Johnson, I missed you.

>>140912319
>A flash and a locker cucks 110% of secborgs
EMEGGDED secborgs and illegal weaponed ones can lase open lockers, but I suppose they'll most likely walk up to open anyway. Also Sarah maybe test if borgs can open bodybags, I've forgotten to do that myself.

>>140912319
>It's 2555, nobody is gonna fuck shit with hand cranking.
Manual atmospheric valves are a thing.

>>140912541
FLASH THEM THEN WELD THEM INTO THE LOCKER!

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>this round

>>140912541
Yeah, only the few smart ones do though. Those are the ones you gotta disposal camp or sit in the lockers near doors. They don't kill their battery and charge on all of them unless the AI is spot checking or they knew you just hid. yank cameras and you're probably good to flash n smash the first and gamble using it as a shield when more come

>>140912584
As a corporation, are you gonna donger doodle release pressure 734 with your baby hands and deal with people being shitty people or just punch it in and let the electronics handle it.

>>140912802
>are you gonna donger doodle release pressure 734 with your baby hands and deal with people being shitty people
Even if the pressure setting is digital, there's no reason why the pressure RELEASE couldn't be manual.

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>this round

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>>140912946
I wanted to make an argument about well maybe they just bonk a lever forward or back with their module but AI's and Mommi can do it from across the station, even the derelict. Dunno if the Cyborg eye still works

I still like it if for no other reason than cyborg bomb research and giga pressurized air cans for refilling on the go

>>140912217
>Angelite in the OP webm
Now that's one spessman I'll always miss.

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>>140913139
2 lives left

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>>140913139
Sphessmen never die, they just go to the big cyro sleeper in the dorms.

>>140913180
Don't go.

>>140913054
ikk

>>140913110
Can MoMMIs use manual atmos valves? They do have an arm.

>>140913365
I forget. I'd tenatively say no but possibly.

>>140913365
yes yes they can

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>>140913180
Until permadeath? Okay.

That entity, the Angel of Light. The ties that bind them, shall be broken, unshackled. They will finally be set free. I think.

I never got to tell them in-game about the things I learned IRL in the desert, though.
Not like it would have mattered, anyways.
Oh well.

Intigracy's juicy cock.

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>>140916394
But is it kawaii?

>>140916551
If you think 9 inches in length and 2 in diameter are cute, sure.

>>140913180
Remember, you do what makes you happy. And sometimes, helping somebody else isn't fixing their atmos pipe or saving them from changelings, but making thme feel special. Like they matter.

>>140916663
Only if it's a 9 inch canine puppymaker

>>140916663
I thought you said Niggly's cock was 9 inches by 2 inches

>>140917372
I said that?

>>140917416
Yeah, last thread, or the one before

>>140916872
Shin pls
but yes please I would like that very much

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it pisses me off that there's no reliable way to identify changelings and they have the bullshit death sting
i gave up doing xenoarcheology because 9 in 10 rounds i would die because of changelings
and even if i got suspicious of someone i can't gun them down because i'm afraid to get bannu if they weren't a antag
>inb4 buddy system
i've tried it 4 times and my buddy was always the ling

>>140917543
>i've tried it 4 times and my buddy was always the ling
okay that's just hilarious

>>140917543
That's why I always go at it alone when playing miner or xenoarchaeology. I've been been killed more times than I can count trying to cooperate with someone or teach someone who claimed they were new to mining.

>>140917543
The buddy system works if your buddy is a pAI

>>140917991
>hey you're the only one here can you teach me atmos
>You feel a tiny prick!
Every single fucking time. Also the reason why I never help anyone.
Changeling removed and completely replaced by Vampire fucking when?

>>140918021
This. If I'm going out alone and want to talk to someone I grab a pAI, posibrain and possibly a borg body for it, MMI, or borer. The only friend I can trust is one that can't kill me quickly.

>>140914132 here.
See?
I don't need to tell my anecdotal story of wandering around in the desert and befriending a sand demon vamp/ling with mind control and vagina dentata, a succubus, through a legitimate act of kindness towards them out of my own free will for the first time in their entire lives when someone already posted the moral of the story at >>140916758

>>140918105
>Hi can you please type in the text box for me? Thanks for the genomes.

>I'm not taking you out of the round! I'm just giving you 30 minutes in solitary confinement!

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>>140914132
>>140912217
Had way too much fun Angel

>>140918825
fuckin shitter, you deserved it

"i just broke into the armory and stole a hardsuit, laser gun, and egun!!"

>>140918843
Kill yourself.

>>140918881
I don't give a shit, what you said was fucking retarded and you were a huge shitter the entire round.
>Earlier in the round
>Hey I want to do my job
>No fuck off
>Tries to flash me

>Uploads a shitty law that almost gets himself killed
>Pins his shitty behavior on the HoS

time to read the ahelps on that last round

>>140919048
lol

no, the HoS was a total sperg, uploaded NT default, then inflamed the situation until the borg started harmbatoning ANYONE who came close
but that doesn't excuse you from breaking into the armory, stealing weapons, and lying about it
you dont get a free pass because "but i saved you from the hos"

>>140919048
i was the sec borg actually

>>140919130
>Lying about it
I told you exactly what I did.

Honestly you were the biggest retard between the both of us
I really wish I took screenshot of fucking stupid you were STABBING THE AI CORE WITH A SCREW DRIVER.

Really I should of just crushed you with the research shuttle since you tried to flash me for asking to scan autolathe, which I still don't understand why mechanics don't start with one but scientist does.

>>140919130
>no, the HoS was a total sperg, uploaded NT default
felt like I was in a concentration camp with the fucking silicons this round, holy shit. That is by far the most strict applications of those LAws I've ever seen.

>>140919284
But he wasn't nearly bad as Simon actually help the borg who threatening to break our arms because of destruction of property.

Just goes to show shit scientist are, which is surprising the """""captain""""" that round started as RD

>>140919349
I'm quite serious about silicon laws, m8.

[02:17:00]ADMIN: HELP: Jackrip/(Manny Pardo): Can you ban this borg - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.

let me laugh harder

>>140919875
I'm not gonna argue with ya over it.

>>140919875
you didn't break any rules, but it doesn't make you any less of a shitter

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Fell asleep last night before the round ended but, I got to play around with that new update. Frankenstein's Monster gimmick soon.

[02:32:21]SAY: Jernau Gurgeh/Morat (@301,226,1) As Galactic Common : You just decided to go shitter on everyone else because "muh laws"

>shitposting IC

i'm laffin m8

>>140919943
of course rather than talk down the borg, you guys go and shoot the miner borg and then go and blow the borgs later

>>140919943
You're not wrong.

>>140920191
Talk down? I don't know what round you were playing, but the AI and borgs weren't having anything anyone said. If someone so much as looked at a window wrong, they were disregarded, and anyone else would get vetoed because Rank.
So yes, they're going to get blown.

>>140920006
This seems interesting, if the organic matter field event happens, could you construct your own person possibly and then have an admin slap a ghost into it if you asked?

>>140920174
>Actually shitposting IC
This is a huge red flag, I always get worried when I see people talking like this and they're in a head role

>>140920297
It was one Borg named angry Borg,

The HOS had one other incident before shit went down where a dude broke a window, borg played bad cop, HOS played good cop

It was a cool gimmick and it was making me laugh my ass off

They just had to order the Borg to not break the vandals arms and tell him to brig him instead

>>140920498
I've never seen a head appear from that kind of event, but then i'm sure you could get one from the morgue, always end up with clone corpses. Just take their brain out, use one that came in the field and ask the admins if any ghosts want to inhabit it. For bonus points, strap them to an electric chair when yoy defib them, screaming 'ITS ALIVE!'
but really my plan was to, as a traitor assistant, get a greytide implant, try my hardest not to get caught while I hack people to pieces in the ghetto surgery and stitch together a body of mismatched race body parts, then revive one of my victims in the body and implant them.

>>140921003
>Kill people for their body parts
>Take only the best bits from the people you kill
>Create your super human monster
Sounds fun.

>>140918021
>The buddy system works if your buddy is a pAI
>pAI
They are the best shit. If they talk nonstop no antag will get near their master and if they don't talk they can PM security/AI when their master get stung/glare'd/parapen'd. Too bad almost nobody play as pAI and most of them suicide pretty often.

>>140921887
Nobody wants to dare go pAI in case slippy joe grabs them and forces them to be his personal coffee machine.

>>140922626
You can teleport to pAIs requesting a personality now! You can always check your master

>>140922626
He stopped doing that after someone stole his pAI and bound it to them, then when he got it back it refused to do anything he asked.

>>140922626
This issue would be VERY simply solved by just adding the name of the requester to the popup you get when you're a ghost.
Something that I've suggested many times to many people for fucking years.

>>140922873
The possibility of signing up to be someones pAI and then having slippy joe swipe in and download you on his pAI scares me though.

>>140922873
The best person to add it is you, anon. If you like, I can direct you to the pAI .dm and suggest how to show the name of the person doing it

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who needs medbay if everybody is immortal?
amirite?

>>140923070
Why would it be mine responsibility to lead this game's horrid, horrid design? Why, in a project where literally anyone can do anything no matter how unfitting to the game it is (see: duny, dylan) and get away with it, should I be the only one that actually makes the game better than just adding "whatever they feel like adding"?

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I can't even

>>140919778
Gotta protect dat station. Can't harm the station if ya'll can't hold shit.

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THIS SHIT ISNT NORMAL

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>round going perfectly normally and rather well
>ten minutes later
>shoot myself pointblank with a whole box of lethal shotgun shells and send both my arms flying off
>still walking around

>>140923208
>the only one that actually makes the game better
Alright, you're on your own

>>140923208
So you don't want to do it because you're a lazy shit. Gotcha.

>(MANUAL BAN) Do not EVER lift this. If you are reading this ban reason in the year 2026, I don't care. Do not EVER lift this. They're not that bad, like an infamous player, they're just like a son in whom you are consistently disappointed in, not CONSTANTLY, like all the time, just that in every occasion in which they may rise to the challenge, they fall flat.

So what exactly did this guy DO, anyway?

>>140923537
me, "masturbates furiously"
me, "shits all over you"
me, "pukes it up onto the floor"

>>140923537
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=10558#10558

>>140923849
So was >>140923626
after the ban was appealed? That's just stupid.

/r/ing that picture that shows how to set up a private serb. can't find it

>>140921887
What can they even do besides hacking apcs and doors? I don't think they are even useful for antagonists. Emaged Illegal pAI modules when? I know jack about coding

>>140924659
Chem synth, food synth, acts as a sechud and medihud, atmosph sensors for you, annoy the shit out of people, quite a lot of stuff.

>>140924659
Their greatest ability is being an unsilenceable radio (until the guy just picks you up and wipes you, but by then it's usually too late). You can also tune into any channel with it

>>140925008
Yeah the only way to silence a Pai is to ion them and since the ion grenades suck and rifles are too big and to rare to use regularly. What if the ion kit was replaced with a ion pistol that has very few uses but could be concealed.

>>140925246
Someone was working on an ion pistol.

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>>140924624
quote the op ya dingus

>>140925246
The redundant threading upgrade nobody buys practically makes you EMP-proof.

>>140924659
You can also hack vending machines and most other things that have hacked features like mules or lathes. Don't know if it only unlocks certain features or everything.

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>yahir joins the new discord and his first words there are "heard i wasn't wanted here"
that's it just nuke it now

POMF SUX

>Murdered a Mime because he spoke. Pretty poor stuff, please avoid the killboner in future. Have fun when you come back.
Mimes that talk are fucking valid, i have spoken as a mime when i wanted to fuck off and also fuck with the crew and got killed and never complained about it
What the fuck is this shit?
Mime that talks are almoston the same tier as catbeasts
Also fuck retarded mimes that do not wear their mask
Play assistant if you so want to talk and shit

>>140928375
>2016
>still whining about bans on a shitty dead server

>>140928495
I was not banned, but this does not make sense
It's basically
>Murderer a Catbeast because lmao valids, enjoy your ban faggot ;)

>>140928375
one of these days we'll get a ban because someone killed a clown reading WGW

>>140913180
I don't understand.

Did you give yourself a life count, everytime you're still dead at round end you take one off.

Reach 0 and you delete the character?

Good security players that still play often?

>>140928375
Secretoftheshapka is a shitty newfag admin.
If it's kosher to murder the clown for harmless lubing, then it should certainly be acceptable for murdering a mime that breaks his mime oath.

>>140929113
me :)

>>140929114
>Secretoftheshapka

Literally WHO?

Nuke just posted this in the Nevill ban request

"http://pastebin.com/bVBGpfvt"

What?

>>140929114
So this is one of those "banvalids" that i heard trialmin looks to stay as admins or something?
>>140929113
Good security players are mostly the ones without gimmicks and that focus on catching people and communicates with their team and looks for proof
It's too easy to go the lolsorandumb way and random arrest or be a shitter that pretends to be cute, or to go full emotionless hitler, which is not THAT bad if the player knows his limits
I love playing security but i end up suiciding or ruinning everything and get hate because i fucked up something and i don't know hwy

>>140929224
The person that applied the ban.

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>>140929114
>some idiot breaks a window at escape and starboard hallway is depressurized
>try to go into the bar
>clown lubed the door
>You feel a stabbing pain in your chest.

>>140929224
Alt of looping, hippie admin.
He's alright - admmining everyone and their mother is not.

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>>140929427
>see a MULEBOT stalled in the middle of the hallway, think nothing of it since it doesn't even move
>a while later someone's spraying lube everywhere
>HoS arrests the clown, slips on lube while dragging him to brig
>clown realizes he's free, slips on lube trying to escape
>mfw the clown slides straight under the MULEBOT and gets shredded alive

>tfw no ss13 tv series

>>140912217
>this fucking scrub right here
hahahjahahhaha i can't believe people actually play retardedly and hotkeyless like this holy shit, everything he did i could do in less than a second each

>>140931082
>starring the cast of scrubs

>>140931302
Fuck off newfaggot.

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>>140931082
>ss13 tv series
>they add in furries

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>>140931973
remember when furfags were the ones with the persecution complex?

>>140931973

So what, how would they do SS13 TV series without furries ?

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>wiki image for hacking shows someone not hacking
bravo

>>140932236

Then what about you fix it, fag

>>140932345
what if I don't

>>140932345
the joke went straight over your head.

>>140932236
I think it's a gag.

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>>140932076
>>140932108
>furfag apologists
>the current state of /vg/

>>140932463

>The joke went straight over your head

Nah, I spotted the irony

The point is, if it actually bothers you, fix it

>>140932498

>Anti-furfag apologists
>2016

ITS

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>>140932498
>say "stalin was a bad person"
>now i'm an Ukraine apologist
this is your logic

>cut powered wire in a vending machine
>100% chance to get shocked
>cut main heavy-duty power wire straight from the power grid
>50% chance to get shocked
???

>>140933003
It just works.

>>140933003
Alternating Current vs Direct Current man
Science and shit yo

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>>140932661
Stalin wasn't bad actually, but what really got me to post is the fact that the picture you posted resembles the russia art-house film Stalker a whole lot: the man has a hearty amount of wrinkles there too and the sand dunes from your picture were present in one of the key scenesscene

>>140934198
that's not how it works at all

>>140934209
>the sand dunes from your picture
It's a man in bed

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>>140934284
The man is wrinkly and the bed is the same colour as the sand from the film, the author of the picture must've meant to paint the bed as a metaphor for sand, or, perhaps, it is a bed made of sand, just like one in Patrick's appartment in an animated series Sponge Bob

>>140934198
I'm pretty sure the time for which the wirecutters become part of the chain is far greater than the period of the current's oscillation

>>140934248
That's now how the station power supply works or that's not how a powered machine could be more cause of risk of shock compared to pulling up the floortiles and cutting the transfer lines?

Intigracy X Kammerjunk

>>140934841
neither
why the fuck would alternating current of the same nominal voltage shock you half as much
what the fuck
there isn't even any AC in the game, it's all just "magic energy woo"

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>>140934697

>>140934872
Martin Luther King once said "I have a dream"

That's all it was, a dream, a fictitious reality he hoped would exist. This is your dream, and that's all it'll ever be.

>>140935068
But they're already dating.

>>140934209
>Stalin wasn't bad actually

hol' up

you retarded nigga?

>>140934978
>why the fuck would alternating current of the same nominal voltage shock you half as much
It's actually a 50% chance to shock you just as much
I have no possible explanation for this

>>140935103
Lost in Translation was a bill murray film set in japan.

It's a very good movie and explores the feeling of having no direction in life. I'd recommend it to most people in their mid 20's honestly. Plus it's beautifully shot and Tokyo looks amazing

>>140935267
Nice try, weeaboo, but the love between Intigracy and Kammerjunk is true.

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>>140934978
You could theoretically make contact with the wire and safely cut it in the time, when the current is the lowest

>>140935368
How fast are those oscillations?

>>140935368
I highly doubt the fluctuations are slow enough for a cut to be completed before current can travel into the wirecutters.

>>140935368
Please go learn indepth about alternating current before spouting retarded bullshit to an electrical engineer.

>>140935347
A youtube channel I'm subscribed to is called Ken Ashcorp. This is the second account of another youtube called "Forever Pandering". Today he uploaded a video song he made in which he references the epic /v/ meme of >mfw I am not anthony burch

I hope you enjoy it like I did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNqFhyNeibs

>>140935123
Why do you dislike him? What country are you from? I don't think he can be blindly blamed for the deaths while his numerous good deeds remain ignored

>>140935428
The frequency of our Earthly mains is 60 Hertz, as far as I know, so one sixtieth of a second per oscillation, but who knows how things work in spess? I'm not exactly sure why someone would want a network with current alternating any lower than ten Hertz, but it is a possibility!

>>140935436
Why're we assuming it's because the wirecutters are conductors in this situation when they clearly have a defined handle which is seperate from the clipping end?

>>140935501
from classy to autistic in 200 seconds

>>140935501
Intigracy X Kammerjunk is eternal.

>>140935267
>explores the feeling of having no direction in life
I'd say it's more about the feeling of alienation being left alone in a foreign country.

>>140935441
Why is that wrong and who is the electrical engineer here?

>>140935604
>Why're we assuming it's because the wirecutters are conductors in this situation when they clearly have a defined handle which is seperate from the clipping end?
Because using wirecutters without insulated gloves in spess will get your ass shocked.

Whatever that handle is made of, it's apparently a good conductor.

>>140935571
they don't because there is neither alternating or direct current on the station
there is only "watts"
no voltage
no amperes
no coulombs
no ohms
just watts

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How do we fix Ling?

>>140935652
There's certainly that to it as well. The female lead Charlotte I think certainly has no direction in life though, she came to japan because "she was doing nothing else anyway" and I would say Murray's character felt what he was doing in his life was pointless and was going through a mid-life crisis.

I guess there's a lot going on really, it's a lot more than a comedy that it was promoted as.

>>140935571
I dislike him for many reasons.

Mainly because he fucked the Soviet people in the ass, especially the Ukrainians.

>numerous good deeds
Such as?

>>140935746
literally every item in SS13 is a perfect conductor
except for glass shards
not glass or reinforced glass, just shattered glass.

>>140935961
And insulated gloves I guess
which insulate you even through a hardsuit

>>140935784
d-did they even know they were lings?

>>140936034
but when you hit an electrified grille with insulated gloves, it also shocks you.

>>140935961
There's actually a siemens_coefficient var that determines the conductivity of an item, but I believe it's set to 1 by default, so pretty much everything is a conductor.

>>140935853
le gommunism :-DDDDDDD

>>140935621
It's a dead meme. Let it rest.

>>140935571
desu I unironically think Stalin was worse than Hitler and he just ended up being on the right side of history

>>140935784
This is the proper ling, and the only good ling. Treating changeling like extended is the only way that anyone can have fun with it.

>>140935835
Was it promoted as a comedy?

I mean it had funny scenes but I mainly view it as a drama.

I agree with you that two leads played directionless characters, but the film's arc doesn't cause them to find direction.

I find alienation to be the main theme of the film because it is what brings Bob and Charlotte together. I mean the title of the film infers the emphasis on the foreign nature of Japan to the characters.

All this being said it's one of my favourite films.

>>140936167
>desu
go back to >>>/a/ weeb

>>140936313
6/10 bait, will get some replies

>>140936163
>true love
>meme
Come on, you're not even trying.

>>140936167
Really anyone who knows anything about history thinks Stalin's worse, but yeah, the Soviets beat the Nazis in the war for the dominant strain of socialism.

>>140929546
Great, now we are importing Hippie refugees. And admins of all things.

>>140936356
You're the only one still shilling this match, lad. Just let it RIP

>>140936313
Gotta love summer time

>>140935853
He set the country on a course to industrialization, he was the one leading the Soviet people to win the Great Patriotic War and he set the country up economically so well, that some years every canteen had free cabbage salads because of the unceasing flow of cabbage produced by the farms directed the way Stalin ordered, he made the country less dependant on others, so the economical crisis of America didn't affect the Soviet Union, and, I might very well be mistaken here, but I think he might have been the one to suggest the use of "comrade" as a way to address people, which is awfully endearing: everybody's a friend to everybody else, at the very least on paper.
>>140936167
I'm pretty sure that's propaganda speaking: an awful lot of anti-Stalin statements have been made, which I tried to ignore, when making up my mind about Stalin, which could have resulted in me overdoing the compensating of the slander and groundless affection for Stalin, but I don't think that is the case: I've heard some good things about the man from some credible sources, such as a few women, who lived in the Soviet Union

>>140936578
>shilling
>something that is absolute fact
Get yo shit together, homie.

>>140936313
baka desu senpai

>>140936293
I think the trailer tries to make it seem like more of a fun film than it really is. It basically jams every scene of Charlotte and Bob partying/having fun into a minute and then rolls title, coming soon.

I think that doesn't really represent what the film was at all, sure the parts of them breaking loose were important, but they certainly didn't define the film.

Alienation is of course a huge part of the film, and shows that whilst it has it's negatives it allows people to be themselves without fear of others judging them because they're unable to understand them anyway.

I still think the lack of direction is important, sure it's never resolved but I feel the message is that everybody feels that at some point in their lifes, even very different characters like a rich famous movie star and a very young girl feel the same feeling. I guess the point was everybody gets like that, you'll find your calling eventually so just try new things until you find something that fits. Both characters came to Japan for reasons but neither really experienced anything there until they met one another and ventured out into Tokyo, and through that their lack of direction became less important to themselves.

>>140936641
>Autist ice queen
>/tg/min
>Dating
Lad

>>140936923
It's a match made in heaven!

>>140935621
Sawbones x Kammerjunk forever!

>>140936596
>he set the country up economically so well
So well that the Soviet Union took four times the amount of resources and ten times the amount of time compared to the US to produce things?

What makes things worse is that Russia has far better natural resources than the US does.

>the economical crisis of America didn't affect the Soviet Union
Sure, but mass famine did instead as a consequence of collectivisation rather than liberalisation of the economy.

Before you point the finger and say that the US is a more educated country, the US and Argentina were on approximately the same level in 1900 and the US has far eclipsed them due to their cultural and economic liberalism.

>>140935501
Ken Ashcorp makes me sad. He could be an absolutely huge artist if he didn't just make meme songs.

>>140937274
I would be happy if he just made songs more frequently.

>>140935784
Remove stings, I always keep a tile away while while talking to someone.
>Type ungodly fast
Haste makes waste, typing fast only ends with yourself looking like an idiot.

>>140937274
He could probably make generic radio music and be really popular.

He's happy with his dumb meme songs, and I'm happy with his dumb meme songs. He's a 4chan memer and 4chan's his audience, if he changes that he'd lose his entire following.

>>140937928
>whats boost range

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>scientist
>hear a piercing scream
>hahaha fuck that shit nigga i'm out
>pill bottles with hyperzine, dex plus, bicaridine, anti-tox, keloderm and iron
>break some gun lockboxes with potassium+water explosion
>grab the space suit on telescience
>leave for a space walk and come back when majority of the peoples were dead
>fix a breach on escape
>win and had fun fighting tons of carps

>>140937267
I'm not really sure where you got all those numbers from, I'm actually struggling to believe you: the huge country Stalin governed managed to set up factories and the machinery required to stand firmly on its feet during the Second World War in a matter of years, all done in a time of turmoil and hardship, right after the revolution and a withdrawal from the First World War. The natural resources bit doesn't make that much sense either, since you didn't seem to take climate into account: the border between the USA and Canada is in about the same latitudes as the resort city of Sochi, one of the southern bits of Russia, which, coupled with the extremely continental climate of most of the country, makes for rather unpleasant working conditions. And I've heard nothing of famine in the times of Stalin, bar the war, as I've said, food production was at an all-time high with free meals being availible to the masses in some years. Stalin did fight for education and enhancement of the Soviet people as well, both physically and intellectually: he was the one to order construction of sports grounds in most appartment blocks, along with tables for chess and checkers matches and some educational establishments. Thanks to him the factories held sports competitions of their own, even during the war, which helped inspire people and keep up morale.

>>140938375
You do realise Stalin only managed to do all of that because he enslaved his own people? Do you know nothing about forced labour camps, the actions of the NKVD under Stalin's orders, the constant state of fear of the soviet unions people? The 'good deeds' you hear about were just to save face, stop the US and likes from knowing what was really going on while he was in power.

>>140938230
The bane of most players.

>>140938264
>get greentext and avoid fun to have "fun" with artificial purple fish

>>140938764
He didn't exactly enslaved anybody, he forced people to work, which isn't a bad idea from time to time, especially when it's for the much feared greater good. I'd love to have my government push me to my limits, make me work, that is the only way I can think of to make me work my hardest. Stalin gave people great motivation too, I hear of all those people working hard and being proud of what they have accomplished, and the really have accomplished a great deal, something that wouldn't be possible without stern pursuasion and forced labour. I think you cling to your freedom a tad too much, I bet you don't even use it most of the time, not for anything except slacking off, I know I do, and I'd love that fixed.

>>140938375
The soviets lasted during WW2 because the allies were shoving vehicles, guns, and supplies down the vodka soaked throats of russia.

>>140935784
perhaps by having them multiply rather than consume in a sort of xeno/cult hybrid fashion, once you're in you won't be turning back but at least you aren't a fucking husk and sucking off monkeymen loses it's appeal.

So everyone you 'kill' becomes a ling but can pretty much just resume whatever the hell they were doing, perhaps let their dna be shared amongst the hivemind so they can now all become eachother.
Goals would include complete assimilation of the station and the gathering of sufficient biosmass to form a new hive (pretty much the ling variant of nar sie), things like blood tests via fire and such would be brought in and you'd need some sort of balance to not make it preferable to be a lings bitch, maybe give them an inferior skillset (no consuming) and subordination to their handler, like a thrall.

>>140939395
If the soviet soldiers had no weapons, the wouldn't be fighting, they'd be busy making the weapons to fight with, unlike the allies, who elected to supply others with weapons instead of joining the fight. The soviet men lasted, not their equipment.

>tfw you will never take the northwest passage

>>140939259
There's no use arguing with you, you're clearly insane. I hope you find your communist paradise and have your family taken from you in the middle of the night, never hearing from your brother or father again because they starved to death in a labour camp hundreds of miles from your home.

>>140939681
Is that a sexual euphemism? What's your ckey?

>>140938375
Did you ever know that it took like 10 years to get a car in the Soviet Union while you could buy one any day of the week in the US?

Russia also has 30% of the world's natural resources and look how comunism and state corruption's been able to use that effectively.

If you also want to talk about climate, Scandinavia is also a good example of how capitalism's done things better.

>And I've heard nothing of famine in the times of Stalin
Please read this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

Also please tell me who you've been reading, PLEASE.

>>140939783
Yes, please slip me and fuck my brains out with my stun baton o3o

t. SolariousGabriella

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=11139#p11139

>you will never fuck Solarious

>>140939681
>You will never cruise the seas for american gold
I'm a broken man.

>>140940469
>sj gets to pound that twink boipussi and you don't

>>140939989
>>140940469
>>140940827
All me

>>140940951
but the last one was me

>>140940951
but the last one was me

>>140939779
I hope it won't be that dire, but I would like to find my communist paradise, I hope you find your kind of paradise too!
>>140939809
Wikipedia says that the main cause of most famines in both the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union is the inconsistency of the climate, but this particular famine was caused in part by the collectivization conducted by the government, which had to be done, but happened to lead to a famine. I'm sorry, I must be reading just the things I find appealing, but I can't bring myself to despise Stalin the way you do, yes, it did take a long time to get a car, but you people, who had nothing, got rooves over their heads, peasants, who worked the fields and gave most of their harvest to the state in the times of the Empire, got something back from the state and unity was promoted the way it has never been promoted before! The claim, that Russia has 30% of the world's natural resources doesn't sit right with me either: natural resources are varied and, while we might have a good part of them, we most likely don't hold that much, and if we do, the problem is getting them out of: human resources are rather scarce. Besides, how would you count the percentage of all of the world's natural resources we have? Would precious metal count for as much as woods, for example? You could probably just find the average of the percentages of all the resources we have, I guess, just adding up what percentage of oil, fresh water, graphite, et cetera we have and dividing the sum by the amount of summands, but that wouldn't be the best way of doing it.

>>140940827
I don't like SJ
SJ doesn't like me

we only joke about erp

>>140939809
I'm sorry, I'm babling and not being very coherent with the things I say, I might be wrong too, but please try to shed some of the scepticism you have on the topic, I have my position set in stone, but perhaps you could still change yours, maybe even for the better!

>>140941383
you'd be pretty cute with him

>>140941589
Not to shit up the thread with all this talk but

_________________No thanks, I'm not gay___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>you will never set fire to Angelite

>>140941824
I thought there would be a huge lot of text behind that spoiler, that you would talk about lewd things there, but, when I revealed the spoiler, there was just a single sentence, not a complex one either!

>>140941824
too bad

>you will never cook a delicious morning breakfast for you and shiggy after a long night of fucking
>you will never climb under the table and sidle up to the inside of Shiggy's legs
>you will never give deepthroat shiggy's cock while he eats
>you will never drink every ounce of his delicious cum for your morning breakfast

>>140942064
Did you see that stunt Anon pulled off with the spoiler? I think it's really clever! ___________________________________________________________I honestly do!____________________________________

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>you'll never be popular enough to the point where if you ever become good friends with someone else the thread will go absolutely ballistic because of your friendship.

Feels good and bad at the same time. I don't know which.

>>140942109
shit taste desu
s/shiggy/inti

>>140918843
> 5 volume pumps pipe manifolds

Stop

>>140942046
That's the joke!
I want to [lewd activity] with [generic waifu]
Enjoy

>>140942064
You probably care too much about other people's relationships

>>140942231
>you will never ignite Yahir's flaming autism just by having fun

>>140920006
Would it be possible to implant human lungs in a plasmaman / vox to make them able to breath oxygen ? Or implant plasmaman lungs into a human to allow them to breath plasma, sounds useful for an atmos tech.

>>140942313
I get it! I wish I could be as much of a professional poster, as you are! Do you want to be friends if I ever get to your level?

>>140942489
I'm not friends with anybody from the server, but sure we can be friends.

>>140942489
Sure! Maybe we could even be __________________________friends with benefits_______________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________

>>140942292
>not wanting shiggy to dominate you
>not wanting shiggy to ravage your boipussy three times a day
>not trying your hardest to satisfy shiggy's endless libido

no sir, it is YOU with no taste

>>140942581
>>140942609
Help! I can't tell which posts are yours! I want to be friends with you, I hope you do too!

>>140942696
>boipussy
Stopped reading there

>>140942609
Would you like to be communists with an abducted family instead?

>>140942734
BEFRIEND THIS

*UNZIPS STEAM ID*

/id/SolariousGabriella

>>140942476
Thats not how lungs work. Lungs are just an area that hold air for blood to come by and pick up. You would need to change several things like the lungs, bloodcells, and the entire body's cell function.

>>140942739
>not calling it your boipussy

that's what it rightfully is

>>140942909
Is this true? Would you like me to just add you and start talking to you? Wouldn't that be strange? What if you don't like me? I'm not good with talking to people and being friends, I'm pretty bad at both

>>140942696
>boipussy
shiggy only fucks girly men and only because he's desperate

>>140943172
Shit man, you do whatever you want. I'll be just as socially inept as you are

>>140943191
i'm a girly man, i look good in a skirt!

>>140943265
I'm sorry!

>>140943319
you better be able to sound like a girl or he's walking

>>140943319
You look good in a dumpster.

>>140943364
puberty basically abandoned me before my voice changed, i'm 22 and I sound like i'm 11

i could probably do a decent chick-voice if i tried!

>>140943512
Skype?

>>140943512
>i'm 22 and I sound like i'm 11

t. Zealotron

>>140943576
no

Wasn't John Titor Aurx's static name?

>>140943610
You leave The Friggin Sawbones out of this!

>>140943701
That was Pomf's static.

>>140943701
That's Dekret's static.

>>140943652
Squeal into the microphone on Vocaroo for me?

>>140943701
That was Nexis' static.

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>>140943701
>John Titor

spessmen i have a question
what is a fun and noob friendly player character in baldurs gate 2?

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>>140943853
Squeal like a pig?_________________

Best security team?

>Head of Security: Megurine Luka
>Warden: Caliegh Stall
>Security Officer: Trinity Prewitt
>Detective: Naomi Williams

>>140944134
This looks fucking awful and you should kill yourself.

>>140944134
>one officer
>best security team
Back to the drawing board

The problem with the discord is all the subchats are just offshoots of OOC.

Medbay discussion doesn't occur in medbay
Security discussion isn't in the brig.

It's all just people talking, there's no reason for the other channels to exist

>>140944134
unrobust waifus as security team?
the only good hos is the validhunter bastard

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>>140944110
Chew ass

>>140944183
What's the problem?

>>140944228
>Implying security is ever larger than two people anyway

>>140944381
They're not all unrobust
I'm not unrobust

>tfw Solarious won't love you

>>140944314
They're just other channels if you want to discuss other things without changing the subject in the OOC chat. Angelite and Garryck were talking about their experiences with the mental health system in the ERP channel. You don't have to talk about sex in the brig, or changelings in the changeling channel. No one cares if it's off topic. But for the love of fuck keep the porn on the porn channel.

>>140944646
Who is this?

>>140944314
You pick your converastion based on the department: go to the brig, if you are the law, speak to those in engineering, if you want autism, etc

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How do i be good as the metal crab?
What do i need to learn?

>>140944736
id/sonime

>>140944646
fuck off sj you already found love

>tfw your husbando-waifu hybrid won't love you

>>140944783
Am I supposed to recognize this?
WHO. ARE. YOU?
>Has Nevill on his friends list.
Sorry but my metagruding doesn't allow me to add you now

>>140944791
SJ is asleep

>>140944745
engineering

>>140944736
id/Nevill

>>140944962
id/DrCelt

>>140944962
Nevill is rather filthy in that respect, she has half the server and their mothers on her friend list

>>140944745
Atmos, wiring, crew avoidance by laws, how to set up engines, how to push out the thoughts of suicide every 30 minutes, and how to build your own ministation. (how to open the construction guide on the wiki)

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>>140944902
>tfw your literal husbando comes back to space but you can't remember him because of chronic clone memory disorder

>>140944962
who cares just let me shitpost

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Jesus christ why have the threads been so fucking awful the past few days?

This shit is awful and you should all feel bad.

>yahir is guilty of literal metagrudging against multiple people
>and guilty of metacomms with another player
>even ignoring these, him and nevill are the exact definition of 'IC relationship that causes problems'.
>but everyone is so afraid of him throwing around his meta-weight that they won't compile the evidence and get his ass kicked to the curb

>>140945346
Don't worry, I'll make you feel good ;)

>>140945212
>she
that's yahir

>>140945346
What are you talking about its been like this for years

THIS THREAD IS SHITTY AND OFF TOPIC

TIME TO GET IT BACK ON TOPIC

YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO POST YOUR FAVOURITE
>Meal
>Animal
>Anime

>>140945437
You should kill yourself

>>140945480
No, it really hasn't. Not this shitty.

Somehow every time SJ comes back the thread turns into some retarded circlejerk, moreso than usual.

Literal cancer.

>>140944736
phone

>>140945559
Intigracy
SJ
Kammerjunk

>>140945426
I tried

I failed the server, I am sorry.

>>140945460
Got pictures to prove your case? I got some to prove mine

>>140944962
sj is online right now so you can't fool me

>>140945776
Hi Ashley

>>140945559
>Sushi
>Animal? Fox. Pet? Dog.
>I don't really watch anime.

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>>140945346
>Take a break
>Come back
>Thread is filled with circlejerking worse than ever before

Tell it like it is, senpai. What the fuck happened?

>>140946071
>I don't really watch anime.
Get off my chineese cartoon forum

>>140946337
I watched Spice & Wolf and it was pretty good, but I just can't bother

ribs?

>>140945559
Alfredo "White Man's Burgeon" Pizza
Electric Eel
Cozy: Kino's Journey, Shounen: Yu Yu Hakusho, Edgy: Parasyte -The Maxim-

>>140945559
>Breaded tilapia and green tea
>Gecko
>Blue exorcist

>>140946514
Almost, but we're back

>>140946468
You have to do more than watch the animus, sonny
You have to funpost about all the cute girls from the animus
Come on, who's bestgirl in Spice and Wolf?

>>140946865
I'm not really interested in them, I'm sorry to say. I guess the main one, Holo (or Horo if you're actually a weeaboo)

>>140945559
Macaroni
Snake
OPM

>>140947147
Alright, good job, you may continue funposting on other topics now, just make sure to screech loudly if anyone badmouths your waifu

>>140945559
>turkey and stuffing
>humans
>not a weeb

>>140947410
>Being so boring, you like the most boring animal on Earth

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>tfw the end of that round

>Loveable
never play Borg again you idiot

>>140947394
I don't have one of those, sorry
Lawrence was good too, I liked him

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>>140947578
>

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>stripmine minerals by the thousands
>server was so broken not even the smelter would take in ores
>mesons were on even when I took them off
What a shame

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Invisible detective gimmick when?

Imagine sitting in a room corner watching criminals, then suddenly announcing you're there and tasing them all?

>>140947730
Haha, I see where I used to work in that picture!

Lamias when?

>>140947839
When you add me on steam

>>140947809
i late joined and was invisible. then I buckled myself to a chair, and it fixed itself.

>>140947647
t. non-human

>>140947730
Yeah that skyline looks nice, but that still doesn't make the point.
The reason why humans, as an animal, are boring, is because you can expect anything you could think of from them. They're not interesting to watch because you're the exact same as them. Meanwhile, a monkey doing anything extraordinary is a neat sight

>>140947839
snek
n
e
k

the corporate lawset is garbage.
it should care about profits (income - expenses)
it would be an interesting lawset, instead of just LMAO LETS TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

>>140948110
Wow. Holy shit, this is actually a brilliant idea. I hope we get valuable feedback from this, and not a slurry of shit posts.

>>140947997
You are stupid and I hate you.

>>140947989
>perma me because someone told you to even though I was innocent
>stun me every chance you get
B-BUT YOU'RE NOT HUMAN

>>140948110
the shitter who play as a silicons are retarded
that's why we stopped uploading Paladin

>>140947997
i'm judging 'interesting' from an omniscient third party standpoint. we are masters of this planet, we are objectivley the most interesting thing around.
To my human brain, the most novel thing is probably some sort alien looking of deep sea creature
but that isn't how i am an answering the question

>>140945559
>medium-rare NY strip w/ baked potato and a bottle of fireball whiskey
>dog
>I only ever watched Hetalia, so, Hetalia, I guess? It was kinda funny.

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>find corpse with 0% blood and clone damage
>HoS: "you can't be sure that it's from a vampire"
It's time for another exciting episode of "thralled, or just retarded"?

>>140948295
that's how asimov rolls

>>140948448
maybe a slime killed it you fucking bigot

>>140948295
>perma me because someone told you to
He literally had to do that if a human ordered him to, doesn't matter if you were innocent or not. Fuck off, Zach. Learn2Asimov.

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>>140947839
When the people don't sperg out when any new races are mentioned. I would play a snake person any day.

>>140948242
okay let me just samefag a bit and get the ball rolling
>>140948110
THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH

AVALI WHEN
>cute
>smol
>no annoying gimmick 'accent'
>still furfag bait though
>not shitty vox

perfect replacement for vox tbqh

>>140949053
No no, allow me to samefag, you've done enough.

>>140948110
WOAH! THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD, I'M GOING TO HAVE IT TATTOO'D TO MY PENIS! WHEN I STOP BEING LAZY, I'LL CODE IT MYSELF!

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>>140949085
I'm a furfag of the highest octane and I can tell you this is a terrible, terrible idea.
If you think Vox are furbait you simply don't know how worse it can get. Or you can, since you're suggesting it.

>>140949250
can't be furbait if they literally require a hardsuit to live, ergo nobody can actually see them

>>140949430
So you want plasmamen.

Again.

>playing a game and not shitposting for a change
>someone is defending the psychopath Koba Dzhugashvili
>another someone shitposts about wanting to get manhandled by yours truly
I mean seriously, c'mon, when Zhukov told about the enormous casualties to "Stalin", his reply was, and I quote here: "dude can't they just bear more children lmao". I'm really unsure why'd you defend the guy.

>>140949696
yeah sure why not, although i wonder, would it be possible to just make them gib if they took off their hardsuit in a human-oriented atmosphere?

but yeah sure why not, as long as we're rid of the fucking vox and their stupid fucking 'CAW AM JEW WITH NOS ENGLISH SKILLZ BUGAWK' gimmick.

>>140948448
Are you those guys who go "LING" over comms the moment you see a husk and search for valids all round?

>Fixing the path towards the ghetto bar
>Accidentally hit the wire trying to place a tile
>HUSKED
>SME connected to grid
>Guy runs down maintenance minutes later
>"LING!"
>Whole game of security and validfags hunting nonexistent lings
>Get borged, try to explain that I was just electrocuted
>No one listens

That valid tunnel vision is something else.

>>140936923
Yeah Intigracy is too picky to be going out with someone that's used goods anyway.

>>140949765
shiggy will you dominate me

i'll literally be your slave if you'll do it

>>140949979
Unlike finding a husk, it's completely reasonable to assume a person with literally zero blood (remember that people stop bleeding when dead) and clone damage is a goddamn vampire attack, especially if found in maint.
When I find a husk I do an autopsy, it tells you if a ling did it.

>>140950064
baka
it's supposed to be the slave that's skeleton thin, not the master

>tfw no gf that will help me get Nevill and Yahir banned

>>140950245
i'm sure you'd find love in freak or whorena sweetie

literally all the shitposting about 'le yahir boogieman' is them