Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

1st for FHDs.

no kappa shaming or bullying allowed

Your days of delusional grandeur are over, RAT! Take this!

BOW-LEGGED HIP SPLITTER!

femcharr

Reminder that WvW is almost great again!

Have you fought in the Mist War today, anon?

Post cute and comfy anons!

>>140907864
No, but I'd like to get into it with an Ele, and mix between roaming and zerging.

>>140908121
What server are you on, anon?

Don't tell me you actually thought you'd connect with that massive, cumbrous--maneuver. You're one hundred years too early to challenge me with an attack like that!

>>140908898
Wot

>>140908634
TC, did you want to have sex?

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Yozzil
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

This game is deader than Wildstar.

>>140909078
No, I don't associate with T2 bandwagon scum, sorry.

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>>140909248
Stop posting random guilds and/or inaccurate info, they're already in the OP.

>>140909431
It's a yb and jq and bq bandwagon you fuck!

>>140909431
I don't get why you think you have some authority on deciding what are the "official" /gw2g/ guilds.

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Holy shit someone call animal control!

>>140909248
How would I even whisper Yozzil if they are ded and quit the game?

I'd fuck Yozzil.

>>140911497
You're quite literally misleading people to guilds with no interest in /vg/, and are posting inaccurate info, this isn't a matter of authority my man.

>>140912038
Steer clear from autists anon. It will save you in the long run.

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>>140912006
>>140912038
Loppsi is the superior femsura desu


all sluts get the fuck out. only pure rats are allowed beyond this point

>>140912354
>dead rat somehow superior
ok anon

>tfw Hunter drops

>>140912105
Well thank you for proving you know jack shit and just spouting whatever HOPE told you.

>>140913232
Okay? You're not exactly proving me wrong here, none of the guilds you posted are actual NA guilds, and FUN pasta is inaccurate. Nice ad hominem at the end there by the way, it's obvious you've got some issue with that guild, posting inaccurate info isn't the way to solve it lol.

I'd fuck every HOPE femsura t b h.

>>140913589
>wahwah stop posting guilds, only my selected favorites are allowed

>>140913589
fyi if you were actually in FUN you'd at least know that togo has a toon literally named togo hornblower

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>>140913670
You would try.

>>140912354
Pure sluts like Yozzil have rights too, kiddo. What matters is the purity of their heart!

-
ps the next pvp season is going to be frustrating as all hell if mesmers ship in their current state. pubbies can't deal with mesmers and moa/portal can deny you even when you do know what you're doing

i don't want to play mesmer/revenant but it's not like my old warrior/engineer/necromancer fallbacks are cutting edge against them. best you can do on war is lb + mace/shield them with a balanced CI build or run a full power RR build and pray zerk stance is enough to down them ASAP

>>140913949
Another engaging reply from a troll.

>>140913969
He also has a character called Hornblower Togo, what's your point?

I can see you've got some grudge against HOPE, that should be obvious since you replaced the NA with that troll guild. I'm sorry if you feel wronged by them, but it's no reason to take it out on new players looking for an actual community. I'm going to keep pointing this out until you get over yourself.

>>140914728
Yozzil is not a slut how rude.

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rat purge when

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>>140915201
yeah, i'm more of a philanderer than a slut

t. yozzil

>>140915280
right after the rest of jugg's pathetic clique leaves

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>>140915320
Fuck off kid. I am the really guh_vales

>>140915416
is it true that you're a big slut for dank memes?

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>>140915543
I enjoy memes in a healthy way like everyone else. Not sure how a person can be a slut for memes t b h lad.

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>>140915789
It's easy when you know how

t. (You)

>>140915320
>>140915928
It's weird when people save your images. Either that or you went into the archive and saved only to post but I wont judge. I'm pretty cool lol.

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>>140915487
Feels good.

Why do they allow you to make choices in your personal story when it hardly has any bearing on the overall outcome in all reality?

>>140916416
Because very, very poor design. It's evident in the rest of the game as well.

where is riathen

>>140917878
ded

>>140918962
>>140919074
where is he really

ive been away for a while

im level 76 why am I not getting xp in wvw

>>140919770
You don't get XP in wub anymore

>>140920676
thats lame

i power leveled to 77 but cant get 3 level from wvw

>>140920827
Aren't those tomes of knowledge raining from the sky for you? The tracks, and sometimes a keep cap daily with give you them. Especially the WvW tracks holy shit.

>>140920676
That's a really shitty decision.

Atleast then everyone should be on level 80 with all traits and skills unlocked like in regular PvP. Now that I think about it, why is that not the case already?

>>140916416
Because then Anet can say that you can make decisions in the trailers.

>https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/hot/People-not-using-CC
>Unless someone tells them about “boss mechanics”, how would an average player know?
>It’s one of those things that you cannot learn just from playing the game.
>Or they could change the mechanic to be more obvious and intuitive…
Why are Guild Wars 2 players so fucking bad at playing their own game?

>>140921119
In 2 hours of us stomping i only for 3 tomes that got me to 78

if you could hook up two HOPE members and watch them fuck who would you pick and what sexual things would you make them do?

>>140921295
The XP thing is shitty.

>everyone should be on 80
You get upscaled instead. As for traits/skills, WvW is a path to those by ranking up. The level-up books are getting more common, as they are used for guild upgrades, and with the reward tracks handing them out every so often, Anet may think XP through WvW is not necessary. Or maybe they can't really fix the level-up AoE knock-back.

>>140923332
if we're including all past hope members

fluusi and vae
I couldn't make them do anything because I'm a cuck

>>140923332
lani and calsi

id make them auto-asphyxiate until they choke to death

>>140923332
Awena and laya
Laya tosses awena's salad then gets rewarded by laya in a strap on

>>140923332
boppsi/peeqo with rexxxie

>>140923332
Gis x Akiva
Teka x Midna
Zapp x Valsi

>>140924719
Back from Afghanistan?

>>140924719
>posting a pic of your friend
what

>>140924719
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
retard

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hi im back
what did I miss

i started a folk band

lived amongst other homeless dudes for a while

now I have my own (non-permanent) residence with some other girls

sorting out a plane ticket, im moving

>>140925146
Its Redgrave. He only looks like my friend.

>>140925163
I meant J U I C Y _ G O S S I P, I read up on what game updates I missed like 3 days ago

>>140925284
I thought you were killing yourself

oh wait thats right you just tell everyone you will for attention, log off for a day, and then act like it never happened

>>140925284
welp, hope you're happier where you are now.

>>140925409
this, you are pathetic marblemaid

kill yourself

>>140925409
No ive been seeing some new psychiatrists for the past few months and my medication is incredibly potent now.

ive found purpose in life now. sort of. i still have some stuff to sort out but im growing older! im learning to deal with some things in healthier manners. more sensible.

I was put into a state of shock (you know what I mean) for a good wee while recently but everybody has eased me out of it and im feeling safer. i had to be drugged and everything it was crazy

>>140925484
I really am, its so rad

I hope you are feeling groovy too mang

>>140925284
FUCK OFF MARBLEMAID

I missed you marblemaid. Don't listen to Mexay samefag posts.

>>140920676
>>140920715
>>140921295
ignore that guy, he's dumb. you get Tome of Knowledge which just grants you a whole lvl rather than gaining xp.
Keep wubbing friend, enjoy.

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>>140926221
thanks bro!

cant wait to get spamming hundred blades again

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WvW is fun! and my server is winning, yay! ~

>>140926267
Well I am level 80 now so.
I need 6 more exotics to be fully geared where can I make gold?

>>140906965
>wake up
>see a new thread
>click it
>someone saved my fhd
that's new

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NEVER EVER

>>140926816
No surprise there, all he wanted to do was get her in-game name and stalk/harass probably. That or he literally doesn't have the balls to do a simple cumshot.

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>>140926816
>getting tricked into thinking he was actually going to do it
>most likely to see how many people would admit to wanting to see people's characters hot glued

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>>140926816
>>140926964
>>140927104
what is this?

if I see juicy gossip I gotta know

>>140927209
marblemaid will you fuck off already

>>140923332
Marblemaid and Faeeq

Snuff. Marblemaid strangles Faeeq during sex, then she hangs herself afterwards.

>>140928259
marblemaid is a lesbian though.

>>140928259
Shut the fuck up mexay.

>>140926816
>have been working
>not enough time to upload the video
I have it on my laptop calm your autism

I'm coming back on after literally two years of not playing this game. What are the best YouTube videos for doing Dungeons and raids?

I tried looking it up myself but it's usually some retard with a montage or something and just doing the dungeon without any sort of explanation as to the current strategies or meta

>>140930115
lmfao where do you live that it takes this long, give me more excuses cuckboy

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>>140930541
while im a player who has just returned herself so I dont have much of an answer for you, but id like to ask you what made you feel like playing again?

>>140930541
just go to metabattle, there's a link in the wiki to all the cookie cutter builds (though they may be a bit out of date considering the recent update)

>>140930775
Sorry, I meant, there's a link in the OP, not the wiki.

>>140929506
I have a trip that I rarely turn off senpai.

>>140931273
Riiiiiggghhhttt
You love talking shit why turn it on?

>>140931539
>implying he wouldnt get more opportunities to shit talk as a tripfag
thats whats happening now actually lol

>>140926816
>>140930115
we need a more dedicated anon printing out avatarfag pics and hotgluing them or shooting sperm to videos of them

oh so ranger sword auto got changed

im surprised they did that

im one of the few people who really liked chasing people around with the old ranger sword auto, esp with some quickness

>>140926816
I guess Dylan really flew to texas and told xhamster to shut down that channel

>>140931671
>acting as if this is an area that was ever lacking

THE ANIMATION IS FUCKING SICK THOUGH

playing on male salad

>>140930752

My mmo itch just parked again, that's all. Coupled by the fact that I had purchased Heart of the Thorns when it came out but then never played again gave me reason to finally check it out.

Plus, my other friends wanted to play an MMO but we're undecided on which one, I suggested Guild Wars and dusted off my own account, we are now doing heart of the Thorns content slowly together.

>>140930775

I'm good on builds. I just spent the last of my money buying ascended gear for my warrior for Dungeon running. I want step by step videos on the current strategies for clearing dungeons. I need to make gold quickly and no one these days has the patience to drag an inexperienced person along in a dungeon.

So any videos that explain any of the new raid mechanics, and videos that explain fractals would be helpful.

>>140931892
Entertain us

>>140932014

>parked

*perked

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>>140932131
i'm not your fucking mommy, entertain yourself.

>>140931539
basically >>140931662


I don't post often anymore, but 90% of the time I have my trip on.

>those ugly ass glowing gemstore gloves

wow.

ITS HAPPENING

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4hnnfz/wvw_downtime_shortly_alpine_maps_returning/

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So for anyone that didn't get the news, Alpine Borderlands are back tonight.

Yay!

>>140933012
do you have severe autism?

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Yozzil
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>>140932949
Why does this matter?
>>140933012
What is wrong with the desert one?

>>140933212
You forgot one:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Meyer The Shark, Awena, Rezardi, Surbus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw and Oran Nil

>>140933212
dumbfuck, the [SS] info is outdated as fuck

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Dylsu X
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, Onairas, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>>140933312
>it's different, so we hate it - the average mmo community
In all seriousness, the Desert BL is lot larger than Alpine, and for a while you only had access to 1-2 WP on the map max, which meant a LOT of dead time eaten up by running. There are also people who did not appreciate the verticality in parts of the map.

Honestly I love the Desert BL, it's a lot more aesthetically interesting than Alpine, at the least. If they could scale it down/re tweak the map so it's more in line with Alpine I think people would enjoy it more. Alternatively, give Alpine some of the stuff that's great about Desert, like themed towers/keeps and additional defense objectives like shrines (though I suppose we ARE getting ruins back, no?).

>>140933378
>HOPE shitter defense force

kek go kill yourself

>>140933312
>What is wrong with the desert one?

everything

>>140933901
>guys I won't post the right info for any guild becase of HOPE
nice logic, try picking up a book retard

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Here's a pic of my selfie whilst the two enemy teams fight each other nearby. Hope you enjoy it!

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>>140934304
I do have a book, faggot

>>140934592
all I see is a meme only an amateur would use, you've just lost the right to reply to me fool, fuck off back to plebbit

>>140934408
What server are you on so I can kill and rape you

>>140934408
>golems
>at a paper tower

???

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>>140934408
tell us, bug eyed fhd, why do YOU want to be the next thread celebrity.

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What the hell is this

>>140936304
NO

>>140936304
gay pride wings

>>140936304
RAINBOW WINGS
AAAAAAA
ITS WINGS ALL THE WAY DOWN BROS

>>140936304
colorful parrot wings
pretty lame

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>>140936304
>Anon was right

>>140936476
that's wild

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RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140936617
what did you do mexay?

>>140936476

>implying anet staff don't get their ideas off of /gw2g/

make a squatfu mini anet please

>>140936617
Deserved

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>>140936617
MEEEEXAAAAAAAYY

>>140936721
I swore at some cunts for fucking up the AB meta.

>>140936476
Im dripping.

>>140936617
And here is little ol me, calling people niggers in mapchat, getting tons of "REPORT THIS PERSON" messages everywhere and ive never had anything done to me

>>140936960
STOP TRIGGERING MEEEEEEEEEE

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>>140936617

>>140936960
fuck off retard I don't want to be subscribed to the shittiest blog ever

>>140936960
Why are you still here? No one cares that you're doing better because while that's great, you always say that and then you relapse and treat HOPE as if it's your support group.

>>140936843
need to chill man, it's a game

>more wings

What sort of Sonic the Hedgehog tier autism causes people to like wings? The last time I saw a game have a plethora of wings you could wear was on Furcadia.

A woman on the development team wanted to include wings, didn't they? I would bet All the Gold in my account that it was a woman that pushed to have wings included.

I bet it was a fat woman too. Fat women always seem to be obsessed with fairies and angels and princess bullshit no matter the age. It was a fat woman who made up the sylvari after all.

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>>140938461
but im not even in hope and have not been in hope for ages

>>140938461
Well that's not quite accurate, people did try help Marblemaid when she was in the guild, but it's true that attention-seeking behavior doesn't suit most 4chan boards in the long-term.

>>140939252
There is a difference between attention seeking and going "oh god I have literally nobody to fucking talk to, i'm going to desperately bitch to these random MMO players because I have no one else"

Who are the goto femsuras for ERP?

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>>140939624

>"oh god I have literally nobody to fucking talk to, i'm going to desperately bitch to these random MMO players because I have no one else"
>literally seeking attention is not attention seeking

>>140939025
A fat woman didn't come up with the sylvari. She was just the one who pushed them to be so gay.

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>>140940475
No, I mean Marblemaid was clearly a reclusive woman without outlets. That is a good reason for a young person to resort to something such as self harm and crying for help from strangers online.

Trust me when I say there is a 100% chance that folks from HOPE were only a tiny fraction of the people she pleaded to on the internet.

>>140939252
A small handful of people tried to help her but it literally wouldn't matter because she made people uncomfortable. At the end of the day, she used discord and guild chat as her therapy box and no one wanted it in there.
>>140939027
>ages
>it's been about a month or two

>>140941168
ok but treating the guild like her personal support group like >>140938461 said is what it was. she sat in guild chat and talked about her problems which is not the place to do it in. she sat in discord and talked about how sexually repressed she was and her problems. again, not the place to do it. she wanted help? let her get help. someone in the guild wanted to help her? by all means. but she kept doing it publicly and had to be told to stop more than was necessary but she kept going anyway. that's the point.

>>140940247
Rikki, Midna, Calsi, Korrli, and Suul for the cuckboy lovers

>>140936617
>middle of the night in kangarooland
>get banned for 6h

Just go to bed.

>>140941831
stop lying
everyone knows calsi won't touch your junk unless your name is lani

>>140942030
no

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>>140933378
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Yozzil
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.


Fixed it for you dude

>Magic energy has been surging around the ley lines.

in patch notes.

what does this mean boys

>>140942769
>magic energy = cum
>ley lines = FHD

it means xhampster videos better cum soon

>>140942769
LS3 is on its way

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Well I suppose im not welcome here. id feel uncomfortable posting around people who I have clearly made feel distressed and/or uncomfortable. I feel dirty and strange already just being here. I ain't in the mood to play me some Guild Wars today.

>>140941831
>suul/shiilo cuck for hire
sounds about right

>>140943274
So that little exerp is there way of saying that?

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>>140944501
it's my guess anyway. it adds up too, they said LS3 would start in May.

where is that white-haired rat........?

>>140945138
with calsi and rikki

>>140944807
>they said LS3 would start in May.
They said that LS3 would come after the third raid wing and that they were aiming to release LS3 in May or June.

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Soon senpai. Just 4 more hours and I can shitpost till my heart's content.

>>140946638
they should kick your ass out of hope

Who is the purest rat?
Can I have her?

>>140947273
That would make me sad. HOPE is full of really cool dudes, even if some can be a little weird at times.

I don't know why everyone gives us so much shit.

>>140949036
> HOPE is full of really cool dudes,

LOL, no. The cool dudes are kicked by the retarded officers.

They fucking nerfed rev again auauauaua

>>140950246
yeah cool kids like venomblade

marblemaid..........................................................................

When are they releasing legendary armor? And will that stuff cost a lot of mats to make? Like elonian leather and that

>>140950679
Exactly, he's cool

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>>140950246
I'm still in HOPE

>>140951075

All the cool dudes were kicked or left HOPE.

pick one for your date tonight
calsi, kittdai, marblemaid or laya?

>>140950246
>>140949036
all of the cool kids went to FUN

>>140951648
edarkness

>>140951648
All four.

Okay maybe just Calsi and Kittdai cause Marblemaid is fucking crazy and Laya is a bit of a cunt.

>>140951792
marble isnt crazy she is really sweet and motherly, its just she has suffers from depression and some hereditary things

>>140951792
Kittdai is worse then all of them

>>140951602
But I'm a cool dude...

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>>140952540
also marble wears cute clothes ^-^

>>140953000
lies, that's dros

>>140951648
Why is tillz not an option?

>>140953614
because if you break up with her, you'll become another one of her problematic ex-boyfriends.

>>140953000
she is a sweet girl.

>>140950246
>edarkness sperged because he got reprimanded almost every time he talked and talked to himself in guild chat, was a nobody until he was kicked
>venomblade hacked and lied about hacking to get back into hope as well as tried to get his hacking friends into hope
>dindu was a nobody until he got kicked

>>140953614
tillz should be an option

>>140954439
>dindu

That name just says "nobody until I get kicked"
>dindu din do nuffin wrong

I'm going to kiss the rat

>>140953000
That better not be sour cream and onion flavor pringles. I am gonna flip

>>140955315
You will do no such thing!

>>140952540
Marble IS crazy, don't fucking lie

>"God I'm such an idiot"
>"I should just kill myself so you people don't have to deal with me"
>Marblemaid.numbers has gone offline
>next day
>"I guess I didn't take enough pills, I just feel really sick, anyone want to do silverwastes"

stop being delusional

>>140955643
Why would you deprive the rat of kisses?

I'm going to saturate my rat's auricles well above her critical kissy threshold

>>140961126
This makes me sad. I will never have a femsura gf that I get to cuddle and kiss tenderly...

So, I have the level 80 boost from buying the expansion, any guidance of what class to use it on?

I have Mes at 80 and Engineer at 50, so those aren't going to get it, but all the other classes are sub-25

(Also, the level 80 preview build is shit because it doesn't let you preview the elite specializations)

>>140962253
not worth it, they will just abandon you

>>140961126
I'm going to research how much ear fondling it takes for my rat's productivity to fall below adequate standards.

>>140962892
Thief gets meta WvW armor by using it. It's the best value for the boost since all the others get trash armor you have to replace.

>>140963325
Your results will be off, you see, for love is quite productive. In fact, loving is so volatile in product that one could say it's reproductive.

>>140963391
soldier armor is meta for thief in wvw?

>>140964443
No. Thief gets Valkyrie which gets a meta setup with it. Necro gets Rabid which is kind of weak, and no one uses Soldier.

>>140962892

As an addition, I was considering Necro because all the fucking base necro weapon choices are awful and Reaper looks fun

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>>140965016
it is fun

Excited, happy femsura shaking her ears

Idle femcharr swishing her fluffy tail

40 minutes boys!

Did the patch actually fix WvW? I haven't heard anything but good things about it but it sounds a lot more reward related than gameplay.

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>>140932949
>been getting back into WvW with the beta event
>always been a borderland guy, never liked EBG
>Really enjoying the new BLs and learning all their nooks, crannies and tricks
>they've suddenly taken them away and thrown in the old boring ones

Fuck me.

>>140933312
Hardcore WvW players hate anything that isn't a flat plain, basically. It's why they've been humping EBG ever since HoT dropped.

There were some legitimate complaints with the Desert BLs though, one that stood out in my mind is the fact that the Northern Towers were (and are? I'm not sure if they fixed that before rotating them out) too far from Garrison to treb it and as such were superfluous for anything but PPT. On Alpine holding the northern towers is key to holding Garrison as if one fell it basically became a forward base from which to fire on the Garrison outer wall.

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>>140967920

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*shakes ears vigorously*

>>140971890
SLUT

>>140972307
It's 1329 AE grampa, public ear shaking is a sign of a modern, empowered femsura.

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>>140972307

>>140906965
Who is this semen demon

>>140951648
kittdai
she seems cool if you arent lookin to chase the epussy. i mean you gotta have some sort of fun personality to hang out with the people she does

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I'M BACK BOYS!!

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>>140970772
>ne that stood out in my mind is the fact that the Northern Towers were (and are? I'm not sure if they fixed that before rotating them out) too far from Garrison to treb it and as such were superfluous for anything but PPT.

No, they never fixed that. It's one of the things about the DBLs that people really didn't like, the fact that there seemed to be no real strategic reason to hold either the northern diamond or prevent the southern towers from being captured other than for mere PPT. There really wasn't any defensive or offensive advantage to holding certain parts of the map other than for score. The objectives on DBL don't seal off any parts of the map (since getting rid of barricades) and they basically just sit there.

Plus, you have the problem that at least a good chunk of the map isn't really usable at all for anything but idling. The center of the map has nothing going for it. At least with Alpine, you have the bloodlust nodes.

I'm all for the change, and if there's a rotation, fine.

>Hardcore WvW players hate anything that isn't a flat plain, basically.

And you know, I honestly don't believe this. My guild utilized the varying map terrain and choke points successfully and got a shitload of bags out of the deal in zerg fighting. I think it was more just a sense of familiarity out of the veterans. That said, if the DBLs offered strategic advantages and urgency to keep and hold objectives, I'm sure most of them would have signed on unless it simply comes down to the fact that they don't like change.

getting excited over rehashed content, where have i seen this before...

>>140953000
>hands
Thats a fucking dude man come on

>>140973451
>And you know, I honestly don't believe this

You're right. Hardcore WvW players hating flat terrain is bullshit. Sure, having an ENTIRELY hilly, completely varied map is bullshit because yes, you need open spaces sometimes.

Some of the best fights utilize the terrain, hell it's what makes WvW interesting and it separates good commanders from bad ones. EBG and ABL both have some really interesting terrain to fight around, but DBL was a fucking mess.

The main issue was DBL was far, far too verticle when the vast majority of skills do not function vertically AND that it was far, far too large. DBL was about 30% larger than it should have been, or at least that's how it FELT. It felt too large. It felt too spaced out and it felt like there was TOO MUCH terrain for the sake of terrain. In ABL you have certain strategic terrain elements to work around, but they aren't there just for the hell of it.

DBL needs to be around 30% smaller and 60% less vertical. They need to remove at least half the terrain and greatly simplify much of the layout, especially in the keeps. The map seriously just has too much going on

>>140971890
Thanks for inviting me to your guild, oh wise and powerful sage!

>>140953000
I wanna dry hump grind marblemaid's cunny and cum on her smelly pantyhose feet.

>>140972969
That's Mr Nice Guy Physique John's sister. The halal warrior waifu. The maiden with the complexion of a triumphant Saracen retaking the holy lands and blessed with beauty by allah himself.

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>>140976164
>
Some of the best fights utilize the terrain, hell it's what makes WvW interesting and it separates good commanders from bad ones. EBG and ABL both have some really interesting terrain to fight around, but DBL was a fucking mess.

There are some areas in DBL that really worked for fights, and there are a lot of other areas that were simply too nebulous or had no strategic value. Vast portions of the map are simply unused. If they had afforded the maps any sense of strategy, they could have made something much more interesting. As it stood, it felt more like a spacious PvE map.

>The main issue was DBL was far, far too verticle when the vast majority of skills do not function vertically AND that it was far, far too large.

I agree with you on both points, however I will point out that the some verticality did allow for some very interesting and novel areas for siege placement. You had to think differently. All the ways to siege Air Keep were hilarious as they were varied. Sometimes it was just a matter of getting to those places, but honestly, kudos to the roamers and other folks that found their way around there and really set up for some good fights. But yeah, in general, parts of DBL just felt superfluous. As interesting as some of the vertical features were, they were just generally unusable for anything other than screenshots or maybe a few places to place PvE trash mobs.

I'm wondering what else they'll improve with it, but I think your and my impressions run with the rest of the community. DBL has the potential to be -great- maps, but that potential just hasn't been realized.

>>140977562
what does this even mean

>>140978884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

IT MEANS SALADIN DID NOTHING WRONG.

la ilaha illallah muhammadur rasulullah!!


TAKBIR!!!!

>>140973451
That's a fair point, it seems like the southern towers don't do shit for shit either. They worked as staging points for assaulting keeps in Alpine but not so much in DBL. Center could use bloodlust nodes as well, it has it's own mechanic but it's so rarely active that it might as well not be there.

What I kind of hate is that the corners are kind of fucking useless in both maps. There's no reason to fuck with the skritt (in either map) or the wyvern/centaurs unless you need the respective hero points. Unless I'm forgetting something.

>>140976164
Honestly I kind of like how big DBL is. A problem I have with WvW sometimes is just the sheer reaction speed of zergs. Something I liked about the size and verticality of DBL was that it slowed zergs down considerably (and gave a great reason for Air Keep to defend their shrines - you could leap off cliffs both to engage and to GTFO) but Alpine you can just charge right across at max speed. The only real speedbumps are the cliffs around the northern diamond and the eastern keep.

I dunno. I liked how much more important it made sentries. The further you have to run and the bigger the space between WP means players have to break up more instead of bowling around as a blob.

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>>140980568
>What I kind of hate is that the corners are kind of fucking useless in both maps. There's no reason to fuck with the skritt (in either map) or the wyvern/centaurs unless you need the respective hero points. Unless I'm forgetting something.

Nah, there's really nothing there. It's a relic honestly of when map completion was necessary in WvW. It would be interesting if they put something in the corners that offered rewards or strategic play, but as it stands they're just more pretty places to take screenshots in.

Speaking of which, I kinda miss the skritt village. I might have to stop there.

>I dunno. I liked how much more important it made sentries. The further you have to run and the bigger the space between WP means players have to break up more instead of bowling around as a blob.

I see your point, and honestly it's what made emergency waypoints so necessary and very important because traveling across the map can only be so fast and by the time you get to one side of the map, the enemy could already be on lord. We ran into this problem at times when we didn't have the emergency WP. Sentries were extremely important because by the time you received a callout regarding Air or Fire, depending on where your zerg is, the wall could be down already. I guess that's the one good thing about strategic play on the DBL was that you had to be ready at a moment's notice to haul ass. But it doesn't make up for all the empty space in between.

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>>140936476
Fugg :::DD that's me

>>140936476

Even one person didn't see this coming?

>>140977367

I'll be honest, I kinda want to too. something about broken birds, man. you just want to take them in and heal them with your love and vigorous dickings

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>>140980245
>>140977562
what

>>140986589
i will bring this exotic fhd back from the holy lands and make her my waifu

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What is so appealing about marblemaid?

Do you want her to be eternally loving of you because you helped her get through some personal issues only to completely blindside her and rape her out of nowhere?

Do you want to break her to a point she is completely dependent on you despite the fact you sexually abuse her?

Or do you just want to hold her and tell her everything will be alright then go ice skating and hold hands with her as she laughs away at the fact you keep falling over

>>140988215
umm I'm new is this a character?

>>140988406
No it's a grill

>>140988215
what does this have to do with guild wars, fuck off marblemaid

>>140988215
third option, then rape her for laughing at me

>>140988406
no its marblemaid, the cutest girl of /gw2g/ who would be the greatest waifu if she wasnt a literal mental patient :(

>>140988483
>>140988758
ok... you guys are weird...

I'm just going to assume your talking about a real person

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Let me introduce you to the BARB SQUAD.

>>140988916
marble is too perfect to be real

she is a 20 year old virgin

purest

>>140989096
but bunnies don't have barbs


right?

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>>140987814
nonsense, if i leave who will slay the infidels

I boosted FHD ele to 80 and it was the best decision of my life

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>>140989096

That's not the Barb Squad I know of.

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>>140989096
This is my barb squad.

>>140924508
who is teka and akiva?

>>140993702
Teka is a mouse with big tits IC
Akiva is a futanorn with a big dick IC

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Post nice butts please

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>>140996337
>tfw I know whose butt this is

I still don't see proof that the hero rat is impure. You're just trying to trick me.

>>140996849
Who's butt is that? Tell us anon.

>>140997154
Your hero is no more!
They have ceased to be!

>>140996849
get that rat out of here

>>140996849
REMOVE RAT
E
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O
V
E

R
A
T

>>140989619
im going to add you in my 71 virgin harem

>>140999189
I have bad news, anon....

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>>140999189
i have godless heathens to slay, don't distract me
>>141000642
what are you implying

>>141001080
I'm so sorry, anon. But you were too late.

>>140999189
>>141000642
>>141001604
Pig dog kaffirs. You will not taint this HALAL hijabi with your disgusting infidel lechery. In the name of almighty god and our prophet PEACE BE UPON HIM.

I miss stepping on the RAT like a muddied doormat...

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>>140945138
avoid the tall grass

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>>140996337
slightly lewd butt

>>141003716
all of your rats are super cute t b h even if they look similar

>>140995576
i see.. and who is midna and gis?

>>141004102
Midna is just a rat slut that draws her erp sessions in the thread.
Gis didn't make much of an impression on me so you'll have to ask someone else.

>>141004102
Midna is an asura dom/sub
Gis is a fhd? I cant really remember- >>141004565 thats probably why
Can no one remember who or what Gis is?

>>141003935
Wrap this butt up, I'm taking it home.

>>141004565
cuck detected

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>>141001604
only the holiest and most devout of fhds can do what i do and i will not have you drag my name through the mud
>>141002424
praise allah

>>141005905
no worries
you drag your name through the mud well enough on your own, lel

>>141006134
i put my penis in her butt once i swear

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>>141006134
>some rando who hates me
>never actually tells me why or to my face
whatever you say buddy

who the FUCK is peeqo?

>>141006858
Peeqo == Boppsi == Bittsi == Fluusi's old pump and dump == Ryan

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>>141007231
the fuck you mean old ;)

>>141007231
THEY ARE PLATONIC FRIENDS YOU FUCKING FREAK. THEY PLAY FRIENDSHIP GAMES NOT LEWD ICKY SEX

>>140997570
I don't think Monty Python is the best advisor on matters of JUSTICE.

>>141007745
I'm going to tie Flus and Boppsi's ears together.

I'm gonna cum on faeeq's abdominal muscles

>tfw no florburz husband

Yeah I think GW2 is finally dead for me now. I only login to do my 2 gold daily. This is about what time it got super boring last year and I swapped back to dota. Can we expect something interesting in fall like a new xpac or will I have to quit for two years?

>>141010081
I'm going to tie their vaginas together

>>141012931
instead of expecting anet to make a new expac, why not expect them to actually finish the current expac's missing content first

>>141013085
Yeah that's not enough content

Also I don't give a fuck about new legendaries, legendary armor, wvw, or whatever the fuck.

>>141012931
What's the matter? One hour of new content every two months not enough for you? Not hardcore enough for you?

>>141011995
>tfw can't raid with Florburz because I'm not in the clique

>>141013058
anon..

no....

Help me pick the race of my chrono gw2g

http://www.strawpoll.me/10124837

>>141015441
your poll is missing the correct answer

>>141015693
Norn is a no go. They are gay. Male char is a no go they are gay

>>141015441
best choice is winning

>>141015441
All of them are wrong

>>141019362
Femsura it is..

>>141015441
>>141018441
Don't play dumb anon

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>the best of the new blue's is the most expensive
suffering..

>>141021112
do it for ross

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>>141021348
ahhh i fucking might. baby blue is pretty nice too though!
and cheaper

>NA
>good at GW2
kek

>>141021556
It looks very...babyish...

>>141021658
dont say that
now i don't want it

>>141021765
I was teasing. It reminds me of like a wedding palette.

>>141021851
it's too late you ruined baby blue for me
im going full bob ross

>>141021882
Good. Not gonna lie but baby blue does have a bit of "googoo gaga" feel to it.


Make Bob Ross proud

There's only one for whom I'd play muddied doormat.

>>140934408
I LOVE YOU

>>140943450
sorry to hear that :( that is acute snail tho c:

>>140943450
post cunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqKx6eLa4PM

>>140943450
Shut the fuck up. Take a look in the goddamn mirror. There's a reason why people don't like you. It is because of your attention-whoring and repugnant behavior.

>>141029710
Yours is worse buddy
Why post something like that

>>141027607
Really? Cute snail? Are you really that eager to erp with anyone that bad?

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>>141027607
I'd say it's more obtuse

Any futas in hope

>>141032809
Cry me a river. She needs to grow up and find healthy outlets instead of relying on 4chan of all places to quell her suicidal and dysfunctional tendencies. Don't defend her actions because this IS NOT THE FIRST TIME she has been this annoying. She does this over and over again and stupid faggots like you white knight her every single time.

>stand at the edge of the walls to use meteor on siege
>try to lightning flash away during animation
>no path/LoS to target

This fucking game, man. On a related note, tempest is getting more fun.

>>141033616
try DN

>>141032962
wat
>>141033124
Oh, I just think snails can be cute.

>>141014353
iktf

I want to join the raid clique.

>>141033616
norn or rats?

What would be the best warrior build for farming the silverwastes? What about fucking around in maguuma?

>>141036959
everything

>>141038619
Greatsword has good cleaves, you can just fuck around with anything that tags stuff. SW and Maguuma isn't particularitly hard.

Laya guild kick fucking when?

>>141038619
>silverwastes
Anything with greatsword + sword to go fast and tag everything.

Is Rosie a futa?

>>141038619
Do what the other anons said, and take the trait for greatsword. If you want to be a good might spammer, also take phalanx trait.

how do i make friends in this game? i have no friends after playing for half a year

>>141043646
find like-minded people by joining appropriate guilds or by talking to people around you