People Party edition.
Previous universe: >>140873515
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
>>140898945
How is everyone tonight?
>>140899151
Tired. About to sleep actually.
>>140899237
Same, fucking long ass day.
sans
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111933
remember to vote
>>140899151
Really drunk but good, it'steacher appreciation weekandI'm the teacherso I might as well enjoy my self a bit
>>140899457
i like my sandwiches uncut, just like how i like my penises
>>140899625
I too like my penises that way
but triangle cut sandwiches are better
How are these things still going?
It was a single player game that came out like 9 months ago.
>>140899457
>Are you a complete child, or do you eat sandwiches?
>>140899325
Good night then man.
>>140899457
>Cutting your sandwiches
baka desu senpai
>>140899737
no bully
>>140899685
talk to me again when your mom stops making them for you
>>140899685
i dont cut sandwiches but sometimes i'll cut toast in half diagonally when i eat it for breakfast
>>140899850
>Toriel cuts your sandwich into triangles
>throw it in the fucking garbage right in front of her
I'M AN ADULT
>>140899972
ok this i understand, its classy
>>140899981
peanut butter & snail sandwiches? yummy
>>140899151
I feel weird. Somethin' just ain't right.
>>140900332
i felt the same when i first saw their page. i think some of their stuff looks a little weird but the skill is definitely there. i'd kill for those skills
Gooooooooodddddd (it really is huh?) night, /utg/!
I hope you all had a an absolutely amazing start to your week and that you've all done your best to ensure that your day tomorrow is even better!
I love you all and I hope you a wonderful weekend.
>>140899151
I'm sick but overall I'm okay I guess, could be better.
>>140900708
Six arm hug never ever
>>140899548
Nice! Good for you and happy teacher day! Drink responsibly!
>>140900428
In what way anon?
>>140900708
Awww, please get better.
Alright, how's everyone doin' tonight?
>>140900708
Oh, hey, spideranon.
You doin' better, fella?
>>140882962
>>140882779
Not so much writer's block, but laziness
I've got a bunch of ideas, and don't want to bore people with constant ToriGoreys
Currently, I have planned (in order): Alphyne lewd, Gerson Tea Party, Bottom pt. 2, This one Fic for Dworven since he did a request of mine, A Beach Party Fic, Then another ToriGorey fic. I might delay the Bottom pt. 2 since it's lewd "plot" is kinda close to the Alphyne one, but it's up to you guys.
After this week I'll be a lot more free, since lacrosse season is over on Friday and my AP tests will be done. Also, Bottomless Pit is keeping me pumped
There's also another fic I did of Asgore getting pegged, but it was a while ago and cannot guarantee its quality
http://pastebin.com/xPSLqS4G
>>140900831
>Alphyne
Can't wait!
>>140900783
Thanks! I'll try, I think I'm done drinking for the nigjt (after this last one anyways) i try to keep my unhealthy alcoholism and work days separate
Fuck it.
This is a robbery, give me pictures of your favorite undertale, and nobody gets hurt.
>>140900773
I've got two but they're long and I'll try my hardest.
>>140900783
I'll be fine once the weather stops acting up.
>>140900828
Not really but I'll be fine, regardless how are you anon? Doing well I hope?
>>140901223
>>140900831
please don't delay bottom pt. 2
I've been waiting for so longand facesitting can't be overdone
>>140901223
a classic
>>140901295
That is very, very true. I just don't want to bore you guys.
I'll hop to it asap... just not this week
>>140901223
ok man just be reasonable about this
>>140901402
Well I can't speak for everyone obviously
but Asgore facesitting could never ever bore me
Okay it's done
I promise you nothing
http://imgur.com/lIvQeUU
>>140901264
Doing better, mentally. I might need to visit the ER.
>>140901223
alright fine, take it, cunt
>>140901031
I have a little part of it done, if you want to see
http://pastebin.com/15uVfAx6
>>140901557
I can and will fap to that goat pitalso those fishpubes
thanks a fucking ton, dudep.s. add more pubes to that fish
So my brother was feeling a little unnerved by this Earthbound NPC....
>>140901557
>Those fucking claws on Asgore
Jesus, it hurts just to look at
>>140901680
Oooh that's gonna be good.
>>140901223
Alright alright
>>140901603
>Might need to visit the ER
What, why?
>>140901223
Damn it, man.
>>140901557
>http://imgur.com/lIvQeUU
Jesus... anon.
>dem fingers
JESUS!
>goat pits and feet
JE-SUS
>>140901931
Stomach issues. That and I need to talk to my doc anyways aboutpersonal things.
>>140901223
You asked for it
>>140901223
>>140901680
Speaking of things to see.You haven't been in the streams in a while, I finally finished my story.
>>140901731
I thought mkid was flapjack when I was first seeing him
>>140902082
Oh well I hope you feel better and resolve your "personal problems" anon.
>>140902242
I saw it and read itThere were a few mistakes, but besides that it was p gud
>>140901557
goat armpit is my fucking fetish
oh my goodness
>>140902320
Wicked.What kind of mistakes?
>>140902385
Some questionable syntax and narrative choices
If you ran it by me, I could've helped
>>140902529
I don't really have a way to get a hold of you outside of these threads and those streams, otherwise I would have.
>>140902569
I have a tumblr
is it comfy hours yet
>>140902627
Hey neat.Is it just doogle?
>>140902636
Yes I drew my lewds. Help me wind down.
>>140902680http://mcdoogly.tumblr.com/
>>140902783
yeah son that's it
>>140902783
lovely small goat
>>140902636
I'm pretty comfy. Good music, good drink, good thread
Greetings anon! It's a beautiful and starry night here, and I'm glad I have the chance to spend it with you! I've been foraging for new artwork and am currently looking at a few Japanese leads, so I may post images with moon runes here and there. Love ya anon!
Goodnight /utg/
Enjoy your comfy hours
>>140901285
>>140901297
>>140901420
>>140901603
>>140901931
>>140902214
>>140902061
>>140902148
Alright, good. Now give me your favorite picture of yourLEASTfavorite undertale.
>>140903078
good night
>>140903106
Muffet or Alphys
>>140903106
THE ONLY ONE
Hey everyone!
>>140903078
200% LOVEABLE
>>140903106
I hate yellow lizard
>>140899151
getting ready for bed, you?
>>140903106
i only have like 2 pictures of them
>>140903040
that sounds nice
>>140903106
How would I have a pic
Siblings!
>>140903067
I love you too anon
>>140903106
needy little shit, aren't you?
>>140903067youre cute
>>140903429
It is nice.I've completly isolated myself from eberyone for once, aside from this. Which is niceand km pretty drunk which is also nice
>>140903475
oh my god that goat is adorable
>>140903206
Anon, I don't think that Terriermon is an Undertale character.
>>140903106
>>140903485
I have scientific evidence that I love you more!
>>140903540
You're a sweetheart!
>>140903559
Yessir, thats true!
As much as I like cute post-tp asriel I think it's kinda weird when they give him the personality of an innocent child after all the shit he's pulled as Flowey.
>>140903797
I don't believe that to be true
>>140904125
Well, uh, it's more of a work in progress theory, but... uh...*hug
>>140903883
>adorable goat-bun that has read every book and burned every book, made every friend and killed every friend
adorable
>tfw no cute anon to cuddle
>>140904372
*cuddle
>>140904421
nice art but asriel's ears look ridiculous
>>140904253
See? I win.
>>140904421
>anime kid with boss monster ears
>>140904372
i know this feel
oh anon quick questionwhich anon would you like to go on a date with if given the opportunity
>>140904580
>miss home
fucking hell, the feels.
>tfw eating Blue Bunny ice cream sandwich
TOBY
YOU FUCKIN HACK
>>140904643
Anon stop! You've become addicted to (you)'s! Maybe you seek validation in anons telling you that it's you they want! It's not healthy anymore!
>>140904643
A fellow alleyposter
>>140904506
N-no you don't...
>>140904476
>>140904552
Yeah, that's just a flaw of the artist I suppose.
>>140904643actanon,im takin her to subway
>>140904643
pumpkin
haven't received a deliver but they have made so many request on this thread I'd definitely buy him or her a beer
>>140904421
aw you're too kind anon
>>140904643i wouldn't want to embarrass them by saying who, they're really shy
>>140904729
>Sans also means 'without'
!
>>140904643
The sans poster, they seem alright and probably wouldn't kill me.
>>140904785
I do indeed win.
Have a chara anon
>>140903883
Most cute Asriel art is from before Floweytime though. I haven't really seen much of post TP. I mean he's still mentally a child but he IS at least a hundred years old and time travelling back with resets means his mind is even older than that. It would make for an interesting character that acts in a childish manner but knows a lot of things.
>>140904864
Toriel is a word play on "tutorial"!
>>140904760i just want someone to say me
also i like anon ships
>>140904943;_;
You out-love me every time.
Thanks!
>>140903475
Oh no! It's the cutest pic I've seen in weeks!
>>140905010
holy fuck
>>140903106
I don't really save images of Chara but I guess this kinda counts.
What would a Genocide Muffet fight be like?
>>140903707
Chararmy too cute
>>140905026
I've been at this for a while, what can I say.
>>140905010
Dude no way
>>140903067
dangit spoiler chara anon why are you so adorable
Would you peek under the skirt, /utg/?
>>140900708
When you stretch out the "Good" like that I imagine it as "God" but in a really frustrated manner.
>>140905453I'll out-love you one day, wait and see! I'll make you dizzy with all of my love and hugs!
>>140905485
Because I gotta be adorable to keep up with you cuties! It's a Cold War of cuteness!
>>140905131
Ikr?!
someone requested this yesterday, not sure if they're here now but I thought I might as well upload it
>>140905631
>God it really is night, /utg/
Yeah that's understandable
>>140905660
You've got a LOT of catching up to do, I'll wait don't worry~
>>140905490
HECK YEAH
>>140905705
Awesome!
>>140905327
A million spiders just swarm you and if you somehow manage to avoid waves of spiders then her pet will come charging after you and it's not playing anymore. The whole fight revolves around you chasing after Muffet who doesn't actually fight herself and keeps being carried by spiders just out of your reach.
>>140905327
Is that Muffet as Sans? Making you jump over spiders?
>>140905327
every time Frisk/Chara swings, a single spider takes the hit for Muffet
eventually, there's no more left to defend their queen
What is your headcanon for the voices of all the charactersthat you can think of
>>140906312
mettaton sounds like matt berry
the edgegoat sounds like julian casablancas
flowey sounds like zach hadel
>>140906312
MK is Timmy Turner
>>140906312
Rob Schnider as Sans
Adam Sandler as Papyrus
Godzilla as Undyne
Feminine Steve Urkle as Alphys.
Betty white as Toriel
Bernie Sanders as Asgore
Bender as Mettaton
Jimmy Neutron as Asriel
Groot as Flowey
Vanilla ice as MKid
Any generic loli as Muffet.
Hank Hill as Burgerpants
Micheal Jackson as Nicecream guy.
>>140905490
He would look even more beautifulsquirming under my body with that dress on the floor.
>>140906538
>Micheal Jackson as Nicecream guy
I love it
>>140906602
thats disgusting anon, you'd crush him anyhow
>>140906863
Fuckin' savage.
>>140907013
Post cute Edgegoat's legs
>>140907052
I can't believe frick kancho'd the shotagoat
>>140907628
Cooool
>>140906538
>Michael Jackson as the nicecream guy
Fuck man, I don't even ship him but that's oddly fitting and kinda hot.
>Groot as Flowey
So he just says "Flowey" over and over? I don't see how this works.
>Bender as Mettaton
Yeah for his box form it fits nicely but it'd really kill his more human form. I'd like it if his voice changed when he transforms.
>Godzilla as Undyne
Kek.
>>140907348
To be honest that's not really a face someone getting Kancho'd would make. It looks more confused than in pain and embarrassed.
>>140907760
its my OC dont steal it please
>>140907849
I would expect asriel to be mostly confused about it, at least in the first second or so
>>140907265
Only if you beg for it~
>>140905705
I love this!
>>140907903
Don't worry, I won't
>>140907768
Lemme redo it.
Masculine version of Helga from Hey Arnold as Flowey
David Bowie as mettaton EX
>>140907903
it looks very similar to my oc
>>140906312
Spongebob and Patrick as Papyrus and Sans
Tara Strong as Muffetmeas Alphys
whoever dubbed English Lady Une as Undyne
>>140908578
I don't know that last one. Some sort of source?
>>140908618
some person from a gundam
>>140908618
Gundam Wing
I think she was also Mystique in X-Men Evolution.
Goodnight /utg/. Wish me luck with goat dreams.love you
>>140908827
Sleep well and have nice dreams.I don't love you.
>Last post was almost a half hour ago
/utg/ is fucking dead.
>>140909380
It's 3 AM you fuck.
>>140909380
utg has been dead for a long time
>>140909380
shut up i'm sleeping
>>140909380
>04:05:50
>04:15:54
>half an hour
lrn2math
>>140909418
>>140909535
I'm sorry to wake you. Sleep well, you two.
>>140909420
Yeah but it's more dead than usual.
>>140909574
>almost
Did you miss that word?
>>140909682
15 minutes is nowhere near "almost 30"
>>140909682
10 minutes is a long way from 30
>>140909739
IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH! MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU
>>140909739
>15 minutes
looks like we got 2 people who can't do math
>>140909916
Honk Honk.
>>140909380
>>140909587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
>>140909939
I didn't look at the post well and just say the 15 and not the 5 in the original post.
>>140909892
Frick has gone too far!
>>140909949
Do you think Chen would like Chara?
>>140909892
This have no right to exist and must be burned.
>>140910060
Probably not.
>>140909892
"Howdy love, your best friend is here!"
>>140910158
>>140909892
Asriel with a British Accent. Hnnng.
>>140910043
>>140910062
:^)
>>140910158
>>140910220
Golly, looks like you need a time out
>>140910220
which one we talking hereWelsh?
>>140910461
Both
>touching fricks hair
G'night, /utg/ see you tomorrow.
>>140910892
good night. i'm also going to sleep.
>>140904792
When's that happeningcutie?
post what you're listening to tonight /utg/
>>140911029
whoops. here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhe8dnsq1g
>>140911029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3el-Kk8Fw
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXDrTZMVINo
>>140910947have you finished that lewd yet
>>140911284
I fear for your mental health anon.
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buT8f-gklZw
>>140911303
What is this...noise you're listening to.
FIRE
BOOBY
topless version on my lewd blogangstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsa4ogtBiv0
I'm about halfway through this and about to lose my mind.
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTNGrosw9o
>>140911469
Tidus's voice actor actually posted that vid on his Twitter.
>>140911798
Woah! Did you just suddenly get better at anatomy Angstrom?
dicks
I just need to rest a bit. I've lost count how many times I've broken my limbs, how many healing items and monster foods I've eaten, how many heartbreaks I've had to endure literal and emotional. I'm not very good at this in the first place, but with determination, I'm still going to keep trying. I know this little goat child isn't my actual sibling, and that saving them is setting them free, but as my battered body shows, and the fact I can't stop hurting myself and others by causing the loop to occur over and over, I'm weak. I'm pathetic and weak, I can't let go, every moment with my friends and family, even the ones that are digital constructs, the ones that are good to me, and the ones who bring me grief and misery. I can't let them go. I love everyone, and I'm just too weak to let anyone go, I just make things worse trying to fix things and save everyone and everything.
And all I can do is apologize, for the hurt I cause because of my weakness. I don't expect forgiveness, I just don't want to lose another you.
skelet of cleaniness
>>140912706
That's quite impactful, and now I feel guilty even playing as Frisk.
>>140912706
gay
>>140912814
that's some nice tuesday pretty-good skeleton
>>140912814
>pelvis peeking out
Scandalous.
>>140912706
I spent too many years in therapy to fall for self-pitying assholes.
I recommend this read: http://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/142424746470/asriel-how-his-behaviour-points-to-a-case-of
Haha! Now that everyone else is gone, I'm free to post Flowey as I please!
>>140913169
let the floweyposting commence
>captcha: select all images with flowers
it was destined to be
>>140913169
>>140913246
are big flowers allowed?
>>140913169
Your fav is my fav's great friendbut not the other way around I guess
updates NEVER
movie NEVER
cartoon NEVER
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
>>140913149
>Asriels behaviour points to abuse from Chara
Oh gee wiz, say it ain't so!
>>140913370
of course!
>>140913409
Updates in the future!
We don't need a movie!
There are already many animations and more on the way!
That's why we're here!
>>140913409
At least we won't be FNAF reincarnate.
R-Right?
>>140913370
Do as you please! It's post or be posted in this world!
>>140913393
Well look what we have here.
>>140913169
>>140913246
Good idea friendos
>>140913169
HAHA
THIS IS A FLOWEY THREAD NOW
>>140913416
>implying dozens of anons who believe Chara did nothing wrong don't exist
>implying there aren't fanarts that imply Asriel should feel bad for stopping idealizing Chara at the end of TP
>implying there are people who believe Chara couldn't harm gotes because she made a sweater
>>140913638
please don't do that
>>140913684
Don't do what
>>140913623
Tsundere Flowe is the best!
>>140913646
It's ridiculous claiming that Chara has done nothing wrong.Sinning makes it all more worthwhile.
Besides, who wouldn't want a friend who acts like the Joker in the DC Universe?
>>140913610
For those who give a shit about popularity, the only general/board frowned upon harder than /utg/ is probably /mlp/ and that's about it. Even the FNAF folks look down upon /utg/ with disdain.
>>140913478
>>140913623
sweet, thanks for the blessings anons
>>140913610
considering the lack of a large number of prominent namefags, this place is probably more /ksg/ incarnate with furries than /fnaf/
>>140913642
Yes!
>>140913638
You are a mere drop in the ocean. Insignificant before Flowey!
>>140913757
Someone who truly interprets Chara like that wouldn't make a post like >>140912706
>>140913790
Can't blame them, considering the fact that Scott made a franchise and Toby hasn't done much after Undertale's release who is on hiatus, yet we receive more love than them in one single game.
For now, let's enjoy the ride before it gets derailed.
>>140913827
That too.
>>140913871
Agreed, but Frisk deserves nothing less.
>>140913827
Most of the fnaf namefags who dropped by even adhered to the unspoken rule of "no namefagging" and took their nametags off before getting disgusted by the paedoposts and catdicks in the early days, or got their undertale-related stuff out of their system.
>>140913862
I dunno, he seems kinda small to me
>>140913790
People look down on a lot of generals. They see them as nothing but Coldsteel the hedgeheg tier autism. FNAF has no right to judge anyone on this board and neither do we really.
To be honest we never really went and shit up other boards like my little pony did back in 2010. People might've been crazy in /v/ for like a few threads but it's not like people keep posting UT reaction images to everything everywhere. At least I haven't seen them.
Spear of Justice > Battle Against A True Hero
>>140914050
>People might've been crazy in /v/ for like a few threads but it's not like people keep posting UT reaction images to everything everywhere. At least I haven't seen them.
Nobody posts FNAF reaction images to anything either because they'll immediately derail it and be called a faggot for having an image related to games with awful fandoms on other sites
last one for tonight
>>140914008
what's going on in the shadow?
>>140914008
We all know Chara would get along nicely with Flowey!
>>140914050
Undertale reaction images are or were posted on just about every board at this point, though don't think it's quite leaked out of the site like ponies did.
>>140913871
>>140913972
It kinda really sucks that I can't let even people who are awful to me go.
>>140913750
>>140913803
>>140913642
Dear losers, I love you.
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytHjdArnPJQ
I'm free to post this
>>140914186
Uniqueness carves a cut in our hearts, evoke our emotions of anxiety and pity to yearn for their presence, kind or cruel, great or awful. I can't blame you, more so sympathise with you, for not letting them go.
I learnt how to let go the hard way. If you want to let them go, remember this. "Those who are heartless once cared too much.
Just don't be a fuckboi.
>>140914265
<3
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJuy30GJK4A
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaUnvbp1SlY
>>140914008
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSKApNACFss
>>140914134I'm not sure actually
>>140914159
Right, that's why they killed him ;^)
who /real bone hours/ in here?
>>140914265
>>140914762
>that image
JoJo time?
>>140911029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bj6Z9VJHt4
>>140914762
Hey, that's a pretty neat remix.
AYE AYE AYE AYEEEEEmusical!
>>140914891
not a skelefag but that's an excellent pic
Good morning(it's 1 in the afternoon) weirdos.
You've been busy, huh?
>>140915021
Not that busy. Actually pretty opposite. Now I'm going to leave for work. See you cuties in 10 hours or so.
>>140915021
still grinding ears
but now on a friend's account for him
>>140915021
Good morning!
it seems like it's been kinda quiet desu
Wow, not much happened while I was gone!
Watched 'Hunt for the Wilder People'. Pity it'll probably only ever show in New Zealand, because it's a pretty great movie.
It's about a fat Maori kid on the run from the law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II4xR5cxtg8
i found undertale hell
it's glorious
>>140915281
you weren't even gone that long!
Hello, friends!
Guess who a cute?
That's right! The spider!
The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>140915021
>>140915281
it's real early in burgerland and it seems we've lost quite a few of our nightposters. so yeah, pretty damn slow.
how are you guys?
>>140915409
This has my seal of approval.
*seal noises*
>>140915525
I'm being recognised in a not-offensive manner!
Is this what it's like to be part of the circlejerk?
>>140915661
Somewhat annoyed because >>>/g/54355854 but very pleased to see a good quality film!
That film makes me want to go hunting though. Hunting sounds fun, especially in New Zealand where it's the fun crazy landscape of a rainforest but not hot and humid because we don't have actual rainforests, just "temperate rainforests" which are... actually, I guess they're just colder rainforests. With less rain.
>>140915687
dont praise yourself too much
i have a soft spot for Newzealanders
>>140916086
Everyone does for some reason, and it causes us to act so high and mighty and ugh
>>140916243
What is that?
>>140915661I would check out the discord for more anons but I'm scared of letting go of my comforting anonymity.
>>140916243
no
bad
>>140916390
>>140916481
It's what you sick goatfuckers like don't deny it burn in hell
>>140915687
Good.
>>140916243
>>140916390
It has all the horrible telltale signs of Soriel.
>>140915661
I slept a LOT.
Which is good because I didn't sleep previous night at all.
>>140916547
i dont like that
i like this
>>140916390
Asriel fused with Asriel negadopellgänger; better known as Donut Steel.
>>140916243
>>140916547
what
>>140916650
I fucking hate this meme
>>140916650
Good morning Zeld- Frisk.
welp
time to raid this threadalso my browser shows up as microsoft word on the hotbar. wowie
>>140916776
Is that your favorite cartoon?
>>140916856
nopestill better than the usual fare of scooby doo. it actually has some kind of plot.
now time for some cringe videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m88xxFUzOow
sorry for late replies, fucked off for a bit.
>>140915924
damn, that blows. there aren't any other licensed repairmen where you are?
hunting, can't say much since i've never done it. i'd say give it a shot if you have the time and money. you might have to do some shooting training though
>>140916471
i know that feel haha. using the microphone/webcam terrifies me. i'd just hang out here. discord chats tend not to last very long here i think.
>>140916616
good on you. hope you're feeling refreshed.
my power level is high
>>140917063
If there are any licensed repairmen, I doubt their prices are competitive.
Rule #1 of the New Zealand economy: Obscene prices are charged for pretty much everything, because of how little competition there is.
We pay far more for our own lamb than England does, after it's been shipped HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD
And shooting training does sound fun!
I wonder how hard it is to get a rifle here?
love flowe
>>140917687
>he will never leave bitemarks on you
>>140917447
shit. i don't know what to say then dude. $220 is nothing to sneeze at, you're pretty much fucked.
honestly if it's not too dangerous/complicated i'd just attempt the repair myself. voids the warranty but you'd get some computer knowledge under your belt which is always nice.
i'm also a complete dumbass though so take that with a grain of salt.
>>140917687
It's a shame that he's the only one who never got to the surface.
>>140917687
love spide
/utg/
>>140918046
I'll repair it myself if I can, but it's hard to know if I can.
Depends on whether the parts in need of replacement are common to many laptops or only sold by Lenovo to licensed vendors.
>>140918210
/utg/
>>140918276
let's hope it's the former. good luck goatmom.
alright good night anons
>>140918441
Sleep well, anon!
>>140917859
for some reason i imagine his bites wouldn't actually hurt
like being bitten by a puppy
>>140918050
>mfw I want to save Flowey but without him going Asriel
I feel bad for him. Cry and sympathy for the devil.
Which Undertale characters are parallel to Game of Thrones characters?
Undyne (as a child) = Arya Stark
Napstablook = Sam Tarly
Toriel = Cersei Lannister
Sans = Tyrion Lannister
Papyrus = Jamie Lannister
>>140918714
There's only so much sharpness a fliwer could have.
They are very sensitive things.
>>140918763
Are you saying that you want something like Flowey with Asriel's personality, or for Flowey to keep his personality, but get his soul back?
>>140918913
adorable
Cute chara!
>>140919151
>inb4 anon torn to million pieces, police suspects a batch of flowers
DummyPosting
>>140919336
...dummy posting?
>>140919092
I want Flowey to become good without going goat.
That's boring.
>>140919416DUMMYPOSTING
>>140919546
Hot dummy on dummy posting
>>140919172
Murderchild can't be cute.
>>140919467
I'm not sure how Flowey turning good again would work unless he got his soul back. While having (good) Flowey on the surface with everyone would be nice, knowing that Flowey can't feel emotions, I can't see how that would be a good ending for him.
>>140919660
AU where Chara isn't a murderchild and is a cinnamon rolllover
>>140919739
>Flowey can't feel emotions
sigh
>>140919739
>knowing that Flowey can't feel emotions,
>This meme again
>>140919739
>Flowey can't feel emotions.
>what is F.E.A.R
>>140919764
>>140919790
>>140919853
Sorry, I must have remembered something wrong.
What was Flowey's situation, again? I thought he couldn't feel positive emotions because he lacked a soul, and that was his reason for the resets and why he did what he did.
>>140919647
100% cotton action
>>140919995
Well, he surely can't feel LOVE.we can always just grab a human soul, nobody will notice.
>>140919995
He can't feel love or compassion but he can feel every other emotion. So its possible for Flowey to be happy its just he can't give a shit about others.
>>140920050
>>140919660
Not cute but the cutest!
>>140919995
just love and compassion
>mfw task manager shows up as Paint and browser shows up as Microsoft Word
fuck
this is why you don't shitpost with Vegas Pro in Undertale
>>140920092
>>140920103
>>140920115
I get it now. Thanks.
>>140920103
how to save asriel:
A: screenshot, then use ctrl+V
B: create fanfics, shit and fake videos 'how to save asriel dreemurr'
C: just fucking steal a human soul and give it to flowey. not quite asriel, but close enough.
>should be sleeping
>instead making midnight snack
>>140920293
>>140920349
D: realize that Flowey is better and keep him as a flower
>>140920115
>love and compassion
You forgot hope. Also
SKELETONS!
>>140920373
>>140920432
Mad Dummy: The Prequel
>>140918103
Cute
>>140920373
>implying D isn't the same as C
>implying one soul will make him go Asrieldreemurr reborn doesn't count
>>140920365
Just sleep, man.
I like you and everything, but you constantly staying up so late can't be healthy.
>>140920479
Yes, cute.
I would post more cute spiders, but it looks like the dummyposters are already in spam duty.
>>140920349
human souls won't give him his compassion back
>>140920553
Human souls don't really seem to do much for Flowey, I still think the only reason Asriel gained his love back was because of the monster souls not the human souls but idk if that was ever confirmed or denied
>>140908851
this is probably why I had bad sleep
thanks anon
I heard we were posting Chara, so here am.
>>140909892more
Good morning /utg/ I love you!!
>>140920614
>>140920653
fuck
is flowey unsaveable without going goat, then?
>>140920808
Greetings fellow charafag
>>140920846
Love you too, anon!
>>140920919
he's fine. see >>140920103
>>140920951
>can't ever feel attached to anybody
>fine
TRULY THE BEST ENDING
>>140921004
plenty of people have this condition in real life and still live happy lives
>>140921045
humans are truly interestingcan you elaborate
>>140920919
Sorta? depends on what you mean by 'saveable'. There's not really a way to help him love again (even if oyu shoved seven human souls in him and it was enough to get his emotions back the guilt over what he did would make it unbearable) but he can still exist and at the end of TP learned that his shitty Kill or be Killed thing was bullshit so going forward its likely he won't go all serial killer again, especially since he can no longer reset and has to live with the consequences, add that to the fact that hes no longer stuck in an unchanging groundhog day loop and he can live a pretty okay life on the surface
>>140920824
>>140921149
edgegoat > tracer
>>140911798
god dang, that turned out great
>>140921149
What kind of video game is this?
>pass out
>wake up 5 hours later
>bump limit hasn't really gone anywhere since then
holy shit euro hours man
Aside from that, how's everyone doing this morning?
>>140921374
Good! Still really sleepy but I had to wake up to help my mom with something so I'm here. Might go back to sleep, and then I have a bunch of games to play later
>>140921374
I'm OK
Dummy protecting MKid!
>>140920808
It seems there are no skeleposters, so I must embrace the partner.
Greetings and good morning/night anon! I hope you slept well/had a good day! I've still got a desire for Chara images, so if I find any cool ones, I'll be sure to share it with you all first! I love you!
spoodoor
>>140921604
Dummy and Mkid bonding!
>>140921689
Putting milk in the spider donut batter even though the baby spider is lactose intolerant!
>>140921659
Love this anon
>>140921197
true, but have you considered: edgegoat genji
>>140921364
overwatch, fps. basically team fortress 3
>>140921659
i dunno about cool but here's a cute one for ya. love you anon
>>140921796
I had not
but I'm kinda digging it
>>140921604
How does he protect them, though?
>>140921796
okay im hearing so much shit about overwatch today, did it finally come out of beta or some shit?
>>140921796
Is it out yet? Is it a good game? I put a lot of time into TF2.
Piling on the smooches!
>>140921918
The maps are painfully linear compared to TF2's
also the skill ceiling with individual heroes is very low
>>140920584
I sleep when I feel sleepy, and it seems pretty random how sleepy I am!
Starting to drift off...
>>140921907
Mad Dummy protects Monster kid by keeping him safe and happy in his stomach
>>140921747
That's okay, that's not too bad for what the bullies usually do. Her body can deal with it. She'll just make more, making sure no one puts any more milk in the batter.Why do you keep referring to her as "baby" spider? Is it because of that tweet?
>>140917063
Not any of those anons but I'd just like to say voice chat groups don't tend to last long, yeah. They usually die out pretty quickly although this one seems to be persisting. Unfortunately it seems to be mostly asrielfags.
>>140922002that's adorable desu
>>140921605
I can post skeles if you want...
>>140921748
Love that anon harder!
>>140921841
Aww, thanks you sweetheart!
>the song 'Hatredcopter' keeps making me attempt to make a good Helion Gunship in Ring Runner
>constantly fail because Ring Raider is the only good pure arsenal hull
>>140922042
The baby spider's tiny tummy not being able to handle it at all!
The baby spider being bedridden, sick and feverish, all day and producing sickly, slimy web!Yes
>>140922134Maybe both.
>>140921913
>>140921918
it's in open beta from now till the 9th
although you need a code to play before the 5th.
the maps are pretty linear compared to tf2, i don't agree on skill ceiling being low on heroes but Overwatch doesn't have a customizable weapon system so you know exactly what you're fighting when you see someone
I kind of have a problem with how chokepoint-meatgrindery some of the payload maps are but i love the shit out of Attack and Defend and the King of the Hill maps.
>>140921374
Fine physicaly.
Still... I can't understand myself. the true pacifist and genocide ending tell me to let the game end, and carry on my life.
Uppertale tell me that the perfect end is perfect and that only me can fuck it.
Still... I am here.
It's like the evangelion series and Miyazaki movie, build around a " the world is nice, just go out and meet someone and have fun you fucking nerd " messages, and I'm nerding on this crap because they are well made artwork with a nice meaning, but not applying it and moving my ass. Goddam it, i'm in the biggest city of my country, most fucking romantic city in the world and I can't...
How did you first hear of Undertail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxzKpMHMTQ was possibly the first encounter that drew my attention, but I learned absolutely nothing of Undertale from it.
>>140921659
Oh, hey. How you doing today youfuckin' cutie you?
Iunno what counts as "cool" in your book, so have this?
>>140922241
Oh no, I know that feeling a little too well.I sadly haven't found any sort of way to counteract it yet, so...
Let's be miserable together?
>>140922370
>undertail
>tail
oh gosh
>>140922203
Oh shit.
Staying beside the spider all day keeping her company!
Giving the spider her medicine and a glass of freshly squeezed SC!
Telling the spider jokes to keep her in a good mood!
Constantly taking the spider's temperature to make sure it does not worsen!
>>140922370
>Undertail
From.... Toby..
>>140922414
>>140922556
>not wanting to play a game of Undertail
what character is bestpred
guys
i am trying to play as chara/frisk. any tips?
i'd play as undyne but it seems that merfolk weren't generated in this world.
>>140922821
Your mom, she preys on my cock every day.
>>140922220Ok.
>>140922402
Yaaas, more Chara!
I'm fine, how are you today?
>>140922402
That's a plan.
The thing is, I'm not even lacking Determination. I've fooled around alone in catacombs, can put effort to a task, I'm not afraid of social situation, just bored by them, and I manage well to hide my power level.
I just despair at the thought of not finding someonewith XX chromosomes [/spoilier] that I can be confortable with, could understand me and with who I could share my deepest feeling.
Other that that I'm just fucking fine and that it's fucking shaming me.
So yes, let's be miserable together and watch non existant stars.
>>140923002
S A V A G E
>>140922241
>>140922402
>>140923105
can i join you in this miserable existene
>>140922767
>equip thigh earmuffs
>>140922241
>>140922402
>>140923105
>>140923207
Room for one more?
Mornin', /utg/. Or afternoon, whatever fits your fancy. How's it goin'?
>>140923207
>>140923338
Welcome to the club. lie down and try not to cry.
>>140922950
It might be possible to make a custom race that doesn't generate but is playable.
Give a human fish skin!
>>140922370
My friend mentioned he was playing a game called Undertale but I didn't connect that to the Toriel pics I had seen before. Then I saw a video of Alphys dating options and I fell in love with her
>>140923013
More partner and skeleton.
>>140923013
Okay, I guess. Gonna take a visit to the ER here in a few hours.
>>140923105
Ohhhhh, I know EXACTLY what you're going through.Fucking harsh.
>>140923207
>>140923338
There's always room for more in this little pit of self-hatred. Come join the fun.
>>140923365
Hey Grillbz. I've been better, but I've also been worse, so I can't complain. Whatcha up to?
>>140923365
Doing ok. Just thinking of ways I can make the best of the situation I'm in.
>>140923365
I'm okay, still waiting on a call back for an interview I did yesterday
are the dummyposters gone
can mkid hours start
>>140923304
That'd be super cosy if a skirt was involved so you had a nice tent!
>>140923406
>>140923467
Let's not get too sad, we've still got each other!
And >>140923467
I hope everything is ok. And I hope that everything works out for you.
>>140923436
K boss
>>140918050
Secondaries please leave,
>>140923591
fuck off
>>140923406
>>140923467
Good.
>>140923409
Too late.I'll probably die in 5 minutes.
>>140923793
No u
>>140923591
Maybe
>>140922821
Not Sorry
>>140923859
hell yes
>>140923868
ABORT
I'd rather be torn apart by raptors and nightmare creatures.
>>140923853
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS BEING A THING
DF, truly the most complex game ever.
>>140923472
That's good. I'm a bit indifferent myself, life's been only marginally eventful.
>>140923514
Ain't we all? Workin on a little of that, myself.
>>140923580
A pretty suspenseful feeling, yeah. Hope ya did good, buddy.
>>140923591
Hanging Monster Kid on a coat rack by their mouth!
This edition need more gaster
Tasty legs
>>140923591
>
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
what's your major malfunction, /utg/?
>>140923737
As much as I like skeleton/partner posting, I can't ignore it any longer. Lots of self-loathing around hereincluding myself a week ago, but it's all better now. What happened anons?
>>140924061
Oh, I could already tell you that!
>>140923467
Found a way out ?
Because shit. I don't know if i'm just too difficult or don't know where to look.
When most of your hobby are males oriented or just. not social at all, how can you find... another introvert ? I mean, If I look for someone "like me", and that I don't hang up in social places, where can I find me without being a creep ?
>>140923737
Yup, agreed it's a relief, but still. We spend a lot of time here, and staying in our pit of self-hatred together feel... Well still wrong, while we are in capacity to Do stuff.
Don't forget to wosh behind your ears, /utg/.
>>140924042
>tasty
mad dummy pls
>>140924049
md pls go
H a i r
a
i
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>>140924061
https://i.imgur.com/hXwJYBL.png
pretty normal
>>140924228
>chest hair
He's becoming a monster man!
>>140924024
I like to take the uneventful times to rest and take it easy. Take a nice break, Grillbz !
>>140924087
Most niceposters have deep seated problems, the other anons I cannot speak for.
>>140924157
>pit of self-hatred
Utg is one of the nicest place around! And it's ok to do something that isn't productive as long as it doesn't become self-destructive. You only have a single chance to live, anon. If you enjoy spending your time here, then don't worry about it!
>>140924061
http://imgur.com/MOZRCzm
huh
>>140924535
worry.png
>>140924061
http://i.imgur.com/QLTK8K3.png
I am one of these who are lying in the pit.just kill me already
>>140924061
http://i.imgur.com/V8WpnaN.png
Seems about right.
>>140924584
i just think people are generally bad while i'm generally perfect, its nothing to be scared of
>>140924061
Everything is ok..Everything is ok...
>>140923737
Oh, I was never denying that. It's just better to feel like shit with someone else. Makes you feel like you aren't alone anymore. Hopefully.
>>140924087
To give you a TL;DR version, emotions happened.
>>140924157
>Found a way out ?I actually haven't found a way out at all. I'm literally just letting it eat me up and I'm trying my best to act like I don't feel that way or act like I don't care.
>>140924061
Fuck it, I'll bite.
http://i.imgur.com/dEFAB0d.png I- oh.
>>140924061Here I confess. Don't need the web test.Borderline Personality Disorder
Rapid Cycling Bipolar I Disorder
Severe Depression, see above
PTSD
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Panic Disorder
Nightmare Disorder
ADHD
Depersonalization Dissociative DisorderAutism, but it's so low in the spectrum. I'm high-functioning, but I'm sensitive to all my senses, for example. Doesn't help that I have all that shit diagnosed.Yes, I take meds. Yes, my life was a living hell. Yes, it gets better. No, there is no excuse as to what you can and cannot accomplish; only way to do it is to help yourself first, and let others help you.Yes, I've tried killing myself multiple times, even recently. I'm fucked up.
wew lad
>>140924087
I,
>>140922241
>>140923105
>>140923406
>>140924157
Shared my situation, it seem that a lot of people are experiencing that.
Undertale being a game when... for once, you can befriend everyone, earn everyone their happy ending, I suppose it would make sense that the people that can't manage that irl are... sensible to that, like >>140924438 said.
>>140924438
Ho, yes, but... If it's a beautiful day outside, with bird chanting and all... well I admit I would rather go out and be in my miyazaki hills.
But as well as "get out alone" is the neutral ending, It's something that I've already done plenty of time, now it don't hold as much savor.
I'm no flowey but i'm bored of it, and a perfect ending would be much better than a genocide one. Hell, having you guys going to a walk on the forest and speaking freely of everything, as friends would be pleasant.
But you are right. This nice-posting is pretty unique there, and great.
>>140924994
Well, if it was easy to cure, we wouldn't still be here.
>>140924061
https://imgur.com/qcoERoO
oh boy
>>140924991
>>140924994
worrieswithotheranon.png
>>140924994
Emotions happen all the time.I know that feeling. Sorry to hear anon, I hope it gets better for you, and that we are making your life a little happier.
>>140924061
I'm actually relatively normal. Huh.
>>140924061
https://i.imgur.com/aBtnecG.png
oh
>>140925238
relatively normal compared to people on here? cuz that doesnt mean youre good dawg
>>140923264
And then Asgore rips her in half.
>all of these reds
>>140925125
I'm not okay with ANY of what that picture says.In fact, it's making me question myself.
>>140925098
I guess...
>>140925171
>I hope it gets better for you, and that we are making your life a little happier.I'm crying, Jesus fucking Christ.
>>140924061
Too stupid and lazy to take an image and upload here or to imgur.
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
>>140924994
I'm here if you need me anon!You did better than me on this test, I was >>140924991
>>140925098
While we may never meet in person, I'll always listen to your problems and hear out your opinions anon.
>>140925125
Oh, I'll be fine!
>still the same thread
wowie!
Also, since we're all fucked up anyway, let's post edge!
>>140923981
Welp, I am done.
Probably.
>>140925378
ay being narcissistic isnt bad all the time. it just means you think highly of yourself. you a king man
>>140925517
Okay
>>140925334
>Asgore beating Frisk
kek
>>140925404
>You did better than me
By just a sliver.
>>140925539
>it just means you think highly of yourself
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THAT'S A FUCKIN LIE
>>140925651
*eating
>>140925684
Asvore please
>>140925670
>>140925404
and now i feel weird
i am not as fucked up as you two>>140924594
and yet...
>>140925517
Pfffttt
>>140925651
And Then Asgore snaps their neck.
>>140925670
oh well at least you can cross that off the list of disorders then cuz thats the text book definition of narcissism. one down, quite a few to go
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>140925732i'm not asvore
>>140925378I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you cry. We like ya here. If it makes you feel any better, you aren't alone. If we are your only source of support, we are here for ya, even if this place is kind of a hugbox at times. And that's OK. The world needs more love.
>>140925874
You've posted at the wrong time, goatfucker.
Eighty people and this happened.Another kill was the stray dog.
Paranoid| Low
Schizoid | Moderate
Schizotypal | Low
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Low
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | Low
Avoidant | Low
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
This test is bullshit I'm only slightly schizoid antisocial because I kept in mind this applies to a very specific set of customs, and obsessive-compulsive because everyone needs something to occupy their attention
>>140925993
Of course the test is bullshit. Its an online personality test. What do you expect.
>>140925315
>>140925098
Pretty normal. Schizoid, not avoidant. I can play the mask. Obsessive-Compulsive because of hobby I guess.
Discovered that the "more info" link to Schizotypal info for everything.
>>140925404
Thank's.
I'm a a country boy, and I guess Paris is getting on my nerve. It's maybe why the "get out of this fucking underdark to the real world and their miyazaki hill" has a big meaning for me.
I want literally that + friend around, in plus of a loved one.
Still, I got some quests to finish today. Gonna repair a gauntlet for jousting, and sell a nazi sword.
Gonna catch you later.
>>140925958
What is this?
>>140926173
http://store.steampowered.com/app/385240/
It's for a dollar on sale. People usually buy this buggy shit for Trump emotes and cards. It can entertain you for an hour or so though.
>>140924061
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: High
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Yeah, I guess that sounds about right
>>140925958
Undertale inspired me to make a game.
>>140926152
I expected a new and exciting way to think I'm not an animal! Nope same old crap
>>140926334
oh
>>140925528
so much FPS
>>140926450
It's okay, Alphys. At least you're aware of it.
/utg/ you're a little fucked up!
>>140924061
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
>>140926450
Hey, your not an animal! You are a good person who just has a few problems! You always have the capacity to do good things in your life, no matter what problems plague you! I believe in you, anon!
>>140925670
By a landslide by my account.
>>140925787
It's better if you aren't, anon! Feel proud for it!
>>140926169
I know the feeling of being a country boy, don't worry. You can adjust and become happy anywhere given enough time. Best of luck to you!
>>140926684
Cute Chara!
spedir
>>140925372
Fuck off tvtropes
>>140926654ree
yeah i like goats, so what?
>>140926770
Muffet is best girl
>>140926829
>leather underwear
I want the edgegoat to wear leather underwear
>>140927010
A g-string, maybe
Anything else would be uncomfortable
>>140926829
>2011
>posting just the cringe
wow
>>140926963
Indeed. We may get people who disagree with that, but to each their own!
>>140926963
Muffet isn't even a girl
>>140927064
uncomfortable, yeah
but alsopretty musky
it's a good trade
>>140927075
Don't you have some pages to edit you fucking pedophile?
>>140926921
But do the goats like you back?
>>140927139
>>140926921
Hey anonI like goats too
goats
>>140927139
so...
no pusspuss?
>>140927192
Looking at all those lewd shotagotes and charas, it feels like there's more of those here than there.
>2015+1
>Liking goats
Smh desu senpai
>tfw no reason for to stay here cuz straight
>>140926829
>sad and touching interspecies
Did it ever get written?
>>140927543
>Not realizing there's a plethora of females in these threads
Did MSPG finish the requests he was working on last night?
>>140927543
>1908+108
>being straight
>>140927694
Yeah
http://mspaintguyfromdoorchins.tumblr.com/image/143779161258dat goat pit
>>140924061
wow!
who would have guessed
>>140927192
>TROPER TALES
it's fucking obivous now
you're a troll.
>>140927612
but they all want ecto dick or lobotomies
>>140927787
Wow. Someone who's even more of a normie than I am.
>>140927192
Wow fucking Minority Report? Why are you such a white knight
>>140927746
nice
>>140927965
>Not role-playing as ecto daddy sans that gives lobotomies
i like nicecream
>>140927468The difference is we know we are terrible and dont ask for acceptance nor the spotlight.
>>140927965
That isn't true. Some like completely different things.
>>140928207
you son of a bitch
You fucks didn't tell me there was a Facebook group
>>140926371
Are you gonna try it really ? heat up GMM and do something ?
>>140926757
Kinds words.
Still, when I see all those posters with probem... I wish we could do something. Can't do anything IRL due to be all arround the globe, but maybe something more than image dumping.
Is there a cooperative online-game that we could do together, or something like that ?
>>140924061
moderately antisocial and avoidant. Ehh seems right. I just dislike social gatherings where I don't know people.
>>140924061
Paranoid | Low
Schizoid | Low
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Low
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | Low
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | High
Obsessive-Compulsive | Very High
well I do have documented OCD and anxiety disorder.. but this would probably be way more accurate for others if there were in-between options instead of just yes/no
>>140928329
proto vagina and unlobotomies?
>>140928646
Exchange emails. Talk outside utg. Become actual friends.
>>140924061
wowie, schizoid sounds like literally me tbqh
>>140924061
Shit.
>>140926371
Seeing how Toby started from really shitty mspaint graphics and how he isn't really a coder... It's motivating what is possible.
>>140928727
You're not very long here, are you
>>140927965
ecto dick or metal donger desu
I want to post fish pit but we are almost out of images
>>140928883
Do it, it's a worthy cause
>>140928883
Post the pit of sweaty fishes
>>140928735
no offense to anyone here but I'd like to have friends that are less fucked up than me, not more
>>140928329What are you trying to imply with that picture
>>140928646
There is always just talking with them, it usually helps immensely just to be heard by someone. Other than that, you could probably be part of a Skype call, group chat, or anything of the sort, but I'll warn you now, that's a massive time investment.
I personally don't need the help, the others need it more than I do.
>>140929006
Well then you don't actually want to help anyone now do you.
Fuck off you fucking furries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va-NXzhciVM
>>140927743
Why does Ex still have a switch it is bothering me
>>140928883
posts are slow and the chara/goatfuckers are asleep, the floor is yours
>>140929125
classic memes
>>140928883
Do it!!!
>>140929296
I'm still here m8
Chara for life!
>>140929296
did someone say chara?
>>140928735
>>140929091
yea, doable. If someone want to suffer my outrageous french accents, I will be here just after my expedition.
>>140928831
>>140928792
http://www.datingdiversions.com/lonequiz1.html
because it's isn't bad ennought yet.
>>140928883
Fish pits?
Please post some, I need that in my life
Fuck me, I jinxed it.
I'm sorry, fishpit anon.
>>140929261
He's gotta turn back to a box sometimes
>>140927996
i have a job, friends, hobbies and a sport team i play with regularly
living the normie dream
>>140929261
>will never bury your face in those pits
what's the point of living
>>140928994
Yeah!
Just wanna lay in bed all day long
>>140929581
Oh I thought it was like a cocoon, a chrysalis to never return to
>ever not having legs
>>140929452
>even more quizzes
i feel like my situation is catch-22 situation
Me on the right.
>>140929452
>32%
Wooo
>>140929708
I'd love to do that after the day I had yesterday, but now I gotta go mow.
Darn
>>140929452
>52%
Well shit
>>140929756
Oh yeah the end where the legs come out the box
>>140929756
Nah he's more like a Transformer
Time for aextremely self-loathingroll call!
Charafag, bright and ready for the day!
>>140929452
>56%
Shit (2)
WANNA HUG
GONNA HUG
>>140929964
Waluigi reporting in!
UH I MEAN PAPYRUS
>>140929964
Haven't had this for awhile.
Cactus lover here.
>>140930005
NO HUGS, PLEASE!
I BEG OF YOU, MERCY!
This is the part where /utg/ consumes itself like a snake eating its own tail as endless shitposting and faggotry ensure the thread hits the bump limit and the cycle begin anew.
>>140928753
Wow! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>140929964
omegafag here
>>140929964
Dummyand MKidfag, here.also alphys, and asgore, and frisk, and...everyone except chara, actually
>>140930005
me me
>>140930119
hey now, sometimes we have endless shitposting and faggotry in the middle of a thread.
>>140929964
Robotfag, studying for finals!
>>140929964
Asgore is my husbando but I also post Flowey, Mad Dummy, and Gaster
>>140929964
Muffetfag here!
The spider a CUTE!!!
>>140929964
Botfag, debating suicide and seeking transportation.
>>140929964
I like the lizard
The lizard is interesting & cute
>>140929452
>http://www.datingdiversions.com/lonequiz1.html
32%
Says I should try and find a guy. Any anons want to volunteer?
>>140929846
Good luck, brother!
Stay safe.
>>140929964
flowey
>>140930382
When it says that it means someone you can actually date. Not someone in the internet.
>>140930382
Oh, I am a terrible boyfriend, but there are other anons who could surely help you with your loneliness.
>>140927875
>>140928028
>defending josh whedon and tgwg fansite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJQqUN2buE
So how about we kill this thread.
What other boards do you go to, and what characterfag are you?
>>140929964
Fishlizard alleyposter, yurifag basically
>>140930449
this may be a shock to you but the internet has real people on it.
>>140930574
I go to /v/ for console-tan Tuesdays, but that's about it. I visit a lot of threads on /vg/ tho.
Charafag.
>>140930574
>>140930497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEMpiA5qFao
the edge
>>140930574
i'm this guy >>140930139
/co/, /mu/, /ic/
>>140929964
Papfag here, late for work again
>>140927192
But those cucks removed all the pedo and incest even if it really happened in the show/movie/etc.
>>140930436
I got 61 but I don't even want to be around people
>>140930329Don't kill yourself.
>>140930574
/a/ , /v/ and /co/
dadfag
>>140930329
I'd help if I could, brother
>>140930662
Yeah but online relationships are shams
>>140930497
We need a name for when someone is so maniacally set in their attack that they see attacks as defenses
No bro that you try to effect other people because of their taste in fiction is basically psychotic and I worry for the people close to you
>>140930574
I don't really go anywhere else, except /k/ occassionally.
Botfag.
>>140930467
Too late I choose you. Come here so we can cuddle
>>140930574
/co/, /k/
Asrielfag
A self-loathing anon appears!
They lack confidence in their abilities!
[ FIGHT ] [ ACT ] [ ITEM ] [ MERCY ]
>>140930574
/b/, /f/
Grillbyfag
>>140930574
/sp/, /co/, /quests/, and /tg/
Spooder
>>140930981
fight
>>140930959
Oh, you don't want >>140924991 (me)
Besides, I cannot make you happy.
>>140930981
>even having fight button
>>140931120
>not wanting to beat an anon to death
check out this casual
>>140930981
>[ACT]
>*Encourage
>>140931027
>/b/
gross
>>140931105
ohhhhhhh
Umm, I wish you the best.
>>140930574
/v/ only
This is me: >>140930298
>>140931250
Yeah, not kidding when I say I'm a terrible boyfriend.
Good luck finding someone anon!
>>140931207
>beating people who may not even fight back
wow
such pussy
>>140931052
You fight the anon!
They are too scared to fight back!
>Dealt 40 damage!
>>140931120
You question the core mechanics of the post!
This sends the anon into a deep depression from realizing they are part of a game!
>>140931213
You try to encourage the anon!
They are hesitant to accept your praise!
>>140931543
fight
>>140931543
>[ACT]
>*Hug
>>140931309
I'll probably try a dating app soon. No point in waiting anymore.
>>140930574
/his/, /tg/
Charafag.
>>140931543
Fight.
>>140931120
>not wanting to beat an anon to near unconsciousness just to see them helplessly wheezing and crawling asking you to stop
Disappointing desu.
>>140930082
HAHA HERE COMES THE HUGjust kidding~
i wouldn't do anything you're uncomfortable with
>>140930201
YES
*hugs*this anon is the best
>>140930574
/trash/ trashfag
>>140930574
Lesse... /f/, /wsg/, /vr/, [s4s], /ck/, /u/, /v/, very rarely /a/. Used to be huge follower of /tg/ and /co/ as well before they went to shit. And Alphysfag
>>140931693
But anon, you're on a dating site right now!
>>140932075
>>140932043
Shit, forgot how much time I've been spending in /trash/ as well, only been awake like 8 minutes
>>140931543
Item
>>140931860
are we shitposters or psychopaths?
>>140931543
>send in deep depression
>implying they didn't have depression already
okay
>[act]
>*peep talk
>>140924061
I already knew that I'm relatively schizoid.
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizoid.html
Many of these parts check out, like low sexual drive and the loner mentality a lot of times. The angering part as well, though it's more about most of things people doing to provoke me being something I really don't care about.
Especially the praise, to some extent the criticism part ast well. I just feel like people are pretending to be nice or trying to artificially elevate my feel of self-worth whenever I perform well somewhere. It really doesn't matter if I'm good at things when I can get nothing done.
Which brings us to borderline personality I seem to have developed within the last few years.
http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html
I mean what the fuck could I say to excuse myself for anything when the last few years have been nothing but me failing educations and just having easy time exercising and playing video games?
It's what useless people like me do.
>>140932264
>peep talk
Lewd
>>140932325
Nothing lewd about peeps or talking with them.
http://i.imgur.com/z930xq7.jpg
>>140932264How come it's a perfectly common fetish when I do it with a whip but it's suddenly psychopathy when I want to do it bare-handed?
>>140926921
because that's gay
>>140932106
is this when I send every a pic of my dick?
>>140932314
That site.Avoidant's summary basically sums up how I feel about myself.
>>140932483
He said dating, not acting like a former U.S. representative
>>140932448
>it's a perfectly common fetishelaborate on how[/spoielr]
>>140932483
no, you only send it to me
>>140932634Sadomasochism.
>>140932704
let me shave first
>>140931105
Mine is almost the same, so whatever. Maybe we are compatible
I am anything but humorless
round two faggots. post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF8o0W9a0no
>>140931860
Do I get to chain them to the radiator too and take away all their clothes so they are dependant on me?
>>140932791
we aren't mettaton ex
>>140924061
[spoilers]>only lows are Histrionic and Narcissistic[/spoiler]
[spoilers]>Everything else high or moderate[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
>>140933064
same
>>140932448
Because when you do it with a whip the chances are the other party was prepared for it.I'm not even into pain or inflicting it but I want either someone to murder me so I'd die without having to commit suicide or I'm at least thinking of just going on a murdering spree out of frustration.
I just need something better in life to preoccupy myself with.
>>140933096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hpIM7TwuI&index=5&list=PL5bR8L7NhwHaG23yjx6bwlYO7yBBQrpqs
>>140930574
/v/, /a/, /cgl/, rarely /tv/sansfagYes, I played all of the game.
>>140933064
But which humor do you have the most? Black bile?
>>140933096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7WhJta1_sw
inb4 someone makes fun of the track's name
>>140933105
No. If you have something like a faucet in your shower you can tie them to it. That way you can abuse of them without much resistance, plus free blowjobs on the shower are an incentive for keeping your hygiene up.
>>140933137
I have only High and Moderate.
At least I am not as fucked up as the rest here.
>>140932448
How about spanking?
>>140933249
You put lots of thought into this! Good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9Has2GPKI
>this exists
>it's actually pretty good
is this how hell tastes like
>>140924061
Well
https://i.imgur.com/LHQ2yCE.png
I want to ____ the _____
>>140933512
Never cared much about psycho Pinkie. She is an annoying character in general.
>>140933512
There's also people who think Fishy Love is the pinnacle of fan media.
>>140933590
kiss
cute anon
>>140933590
Hug
Anon
>>140933590
get fucked by
anon
>>140930574
Papfag. /y/, /co/ and /vr/.
>>140933590
service
anon
>>140933590
ban
all this /soc/ stuff here
>>140933590
Play
Battlefield
>>140933590
take care of
spider
>>140933096
https://youtu.be/Lc05jL1d8h8
>>140933615
same
>>140933590
Help, Charaanon!
>>140933590
fight
lizard
>>140933824
>ban the all this /soc/ stuff here
>>140933590
smell
goat armpits
>>140933217
Yellow of course, red is sexy
>>140933590
SAVE
WORLD
but I cannot even save my goat brother
I don't deserve happiness, and that's fine as long as I can save everyone, even the shitty people I dislike cause I love them all
I wonder what personality disorders Asriel suffers from after his time as Flowey. Kid must be completely fucked up.
>>140933096
https://youtu.be/NqW5qRyD8eY
>>140933590
take care of
a cute goat regardless of his physical and mental flower-related disabilities
>>140933590
Fall
Fuck to sleep, seriously it's almost 2am and I can't fall asleep
>>140934083
The underground in general would be much better if they had any kind of therapists for all the fuck-ups down there.
Shit, they should have just taken Chara to one of them and none of it would have happened.
>>140933590
end, meaningless existence that is my life
>>140934083
There were greentext prompts about post-pacifist Asriel and Frisk going to therapy together, but I don't have them saved.
Anyone have them?
>>140933590
smell
goat butt
>>140934137
Turns out when your buried under a mountain for hundreds of years you don't exactly develop modern healthcare
>>140934204
Why would they need to go to therapy? They already have everything they could want at that point and whatever issues they have is far beyond any therapists ability to comprehend let alone help.
>>140934137
time travel when
>>140933590
get
cake
>>140933646
what even is that
>>140934269
Should have stolen it from the trash like the other stuff.
>>140933590
Peep in, lab window
>>140934550
Those perscription drrugs anon, it's the American way
REMINDER THAT MSPAINTGUY IS A FRAUD AND USES SAI NOW, THE ONLY TRUE CONNOISSEUR OF MSPAINT IS KEKANON
>>140934814
Oh fuck, you are right.
His name isn't even right anymore. He truly jumped the shark.
>>140924061
http://i.imgur.com/GgqMUwk.png
ok.
>>140934648
That's assuming any books with that kind of stuff would have been thrown away, survived the river through waterfall or that any of the monsters would have been able to understand it enough to teach it or practice it.
>>140934814
>implying kekcanon isn't dead
>>140934814
I never liked kekanon
Fish noises and lizard sounds
Hugging the anon!
Telling them they are important to you!
Letting them cry on your shoulder!
Telling them you will be here as long as they need you!
>>140934893
Even "history books" managed to survive the waterfall.
>>140934814
who is kekanon
I've seen mspaint but not kekanon.
>>140934881
wow
such normie
>>140934550
The prompts ended with the therapist quitting because of Frisk and Asriel explaining the RESET bullshit, so you're probably right.
>>140934814
I miss kekanon
>>140934994
keep your hands off of me
>>140934994unbuttoning their pants
>>140934575
look up fishy love on youtube
like, thematically it's correct, but goddamn it's just
How did Frisk leave the underground on neutral runs if they didn't have Asgore's soul?
>>140935009
>some anime and manga surviving means that they the monsters must have had access to modern physical and mental health books or that they understood them enough to adapt them to their own uses
This is the same race that think anime is real and for the most part have no idea what humans even look like
>>140934881
Fucking normies
>>140935145
They didn't.
>>140935126
It's the cheesiest shit ever, dangerously so
>>140935145
They didn't. They ended up living in the Ruins, scavenging for food in the abandoned houses.
>>140935035
and that's a problem, I need to fix this. I am an outcast here.probably
>>140934994
H-Haha, what sort of loser would benefit from that, r-right?
>>140935145
becauseToby is a fucking hack
>>140935191
Smart enough to adapt the technology of humans with magic into a much higher advanced form.
>>140935261
ApocalypseTale when?
>>140935145
Didn't Frisk and the six other souls just break the barrier?
>>140935145
assuming the souls are some form of energy or matter, they're not destroyed but dissapated, and its not as though Asgore's soul would've scattered that far and that thin in the time it takes for the human to just waltz the fuck on out.
>>140935227
>>140935261
Oh.
>>140935295HOW COULD I BE SO NAIVE!
>>140935408
I don't think so.
>>140935295
Doesn't stop /utg/ and everybody else from loving Undertale.
For example, he could have made Sans even more fucking enigmatic and over-exaggerated and "super cool." Even /utg/ would eat it all up, because majority of us actually like the character, whether /utg/ likes to admit it or not.
>>140935145
Why does Sans care more for a promise from Toriel than his own brother? Why does Mettaton Neo never attack? Why does Napstablook avoid a genocide player? Because it's poorly written.
>>140935518
Then didn't Omega Flowey break it?
>>140935527
Toby is really good at emotional moments and making likable characters but his general plot writing ability isn't very good imo
>>140935623
>>140935408
Play the fucking game jesus christ
Where is da fresh bread guys?
>>140935408
You can reset after the OF fight and Flowey will not bother to fight you again, that can't be the case. The entire point of the Asriel fight was breaking the barrier.
>>140935703
Approximately 20 posts in the future
>>140935518
But for real, nothing in the game indicates that Frisk actually left. Nobody picks up the phone so it's hard to tell where they are.
>>140935602
Blooky hides cause you spooky
Also I just realized, can you spare Mad Dummy on genocide?
>>140935697
>Toby is really good at emotional moments and making likable characters but his general plot writing ability isn't very good imo
Just like Hussie
Who is also a hack
i figured out MKid's real namehorace wimp
>>140935697
How did Chara poison if the flowers were back at the village?
>>140935767
Maybe they died
>>140935926
The golden flowers aren't buttercups pay attention.
>>140935926
Golden flowers are not the same as buttercups
>>140935926
The Golden Flowers are not Buttercups, Buttercups were already in the underground but golden flowers only got there after Asriel brought them back before he died
i'd kiss a goat right on their snootle desu
>>140935913
His name is kid. This is canon.
>>140935191
That's the view that Alphys keeps pushing because she thinks it's cool and wants to seem useful even though she knows it's not true.
There's just very little opposing views to call her out on her lies.
>>140936051
anon, don't be so lewd
>all these secondaries in this thread
Jesus Christ
>>140935884
Homestuck: First four acts consists of quarter of the story over 1/6 of the thing's lifetime. Fifth act is the same length.
Then sixth act is basically Hussie going bananas and making it last half the pages for over half the lifetime.
>>140935913
Does that mean Undertale takes place on a Wensday?DON'T BE AFRAID
>>140936193
It hurts to see.
>>140929964
Spookfag here we still exist!
>>140935786
*Glad Dummy is sparing you
Thread almost dead, now I feel comfortable writing this.
Ever since coming here I have more and more started to fantasize about sucking dick. I constantly day dream about it at this point which is strange because before I had not much of a libido and didn't have gay thoughts either.
So what is the best way to stimulate it to find out if I'm good at it?
>>140936217
JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR
>>140935998
>>140936013
Flowey is a golden flower right? What if he was really a buttercup
>>140935767
They could have just left the phone before leaving. Everytime they die they reset, why would it take 2 more weeks in this case?
>>140936367
But what happens when you spare him? Never done it. Does he just leave? Can you talk to him later?
hey does anyone have the picture that kekanon did of ALL the drawfags/writefags/random anons ever.
it was cool
>>140935786
You really haven't played genocide, hu?Mad Dummy gets so angry that he becomes corporal and is called Glad Dummy
>>140936373
WELL, HE JUST STOOD THERE MUMBLIN AND FUMBLIN
>>140936370
Eat a banana
>>140936495
oh >>140936486 my bad for misunderstanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Pmcp2cOm4
It just ends your genocide run
>>140936486
Yeah, it ends the battle. I think he goes to Undyne's yard, and you're set on Neutral
What if Frisk died on impact and we happened to be a nomad soul who possessed them at that moment? What if when you relinquish control at the end of TP or any ending, Frisk ultimately just keels over dead? Would answer why they don't answer the phone in the neutral endings. Would that mean not staying with momgoat is the best TP ending, so you don't hurt her by having her wake up the morning following her leaving you pie to yet another dead child?
I like fresh bread
>>140936487
it was posted in the previous thread
>>140936370
you could just... suck my dick? i mean no homo and all so its not gay or anything haha
>>140936508
THEN A VOICE FROM ABOVESAID
>>140936690
I like it a day old stale.
>>140936418
He dies because you stop playing that timeline, just disappears
>>140936660
>le FRISK WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME XDDDD
Literally just as autistic as that "ED EDD N EDDY IS PURGATORY" theory.
>>140936714
thanks friend guy buddy
>>140936839
>ed, edd 'n eddy is in purgatory
>>140936370
Hang out with people real people. See if you get the desire to suck any of their dicks.
I remember occasionally having that fantasy among others but it's not really a recurring thing for me at least.
Most likely you've just had no interest because you're alone so much, but seeing the anons here hit on one another "ironically" has evoked lust in you.
We carefully follow our peers after all, like it or not.
>>140936660
>implying Toriel waking up to find a dead kid isn't hilarious
Craving that fresh bread
>>140937065
Craving Mc Nuggies
Craving for release.
>>140937109
Give it to me, daddy
>>140936939
You think I'm kidding?
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3350206
There's fuckloads of people who actually believe this.
>>140937065
Then bake it yourself, jeez.Don't, actually. Someone else is probably making it already. We don't want fucking 4 breads pop out at the same time.
BREATHHASNOTHINGTODOWITHFREEDOM
LET US DIE TOGETHER
>>140937227
I would but I'm on mobile. Baking bread here would take about 5 long minutes of trouble.
STANDING ON THE EDGE
>>140936839
I mean, the deadpan expression, the unhealthy pallor, being pretty goddamn sensitive to the influence of ghosts being faggots, and having played a lot of Omikron: The Nomad Soul and digging that fucking Bowie soundtrack, I can't help but wonder. And it's hardly autistic when it's a silly plot twist writers actually rely on, write badly, and hope the reader picks up on when given only vague contexts.
>>140937217
Also that's fucking hilarious, considering the creator's previous show was pretty much literal elderly manchildren getting fucked up in public while honking and squeaking and farting. Brothers Grunt was a hell of a drug.
Fuck, is it time for the reckoning? Are we finally dead?
I'd make a new thread like I normally do...but I want to see what happens...maybe I'll be free...
>>140937461
CRAWLING
It all returns to nothing.
LET CHAOS REIGN!
>>140937529
>I'd make a new thread like I normally do...but I want to see what happens...maybe I'll be free...
MAKE IT YOU FUCK
>>140937529
FINALLY FREE
>>140937217
this is why living shithole that ispolandis probably better than ammurica.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtJ3MHmzQlE
Sweet release?
YOUR MEMES CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!
SESSION SCRATCH COMMENCE
CMON TIME PLAYER DO THAT SHIT
>>140936973
That's a relief. I was starting to think I should try something with my gay friend.
>>140936537
I got it almost completely in.
I'M NOT LETTING THIS GENERAL DIE
NOT UNTIL THE ALARM CLOCK, GOD DAMMIT
IF NOBODY MAKES A THREAD IN THE NEXT 5 POSTS I WILL MAKE IT MYSELF AND FUCK UP BECAUSE I'M MOBILEPOSTING
>>140937745
I'll make it.
Kos, or some say Kosm, grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
>>140937745
Be sure to screw up the links with lots of [embed]s
Lizard ass
>>140937738
Sucking someone's dick is not a bad thing for any of you, right? Just try it, there is nothing bad in it.
>>140937863
Woops, I'll delete it...