/hg/ - Halo General

Halo

>>140893850
Second for /hg/ Forge Day when?

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Halo 4 had a better plot than Halo 5, and had better writing.
Including Spartan Ops.

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>>140893441
For AAs to work, they'd have to alter the control setup, since there isn't an extra button available for an AA. That or have it replace your zoom or grenade or boost, or something.

>>140894187
Uh, you don't get to bring spartan augmentations

>>140894136
Yes, but it'd be more accurate to use the terms "less worse" rather than "better."

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>>140893989
Hoplite

>>140894657
NEVER EVER EVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

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>>140894657
"No"

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Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.

Alright I'm back if anyone's jumping on.

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>>140896163
Already there, mate.
Get to the turbo.

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>>140895924
>tfw no R34 of Sarah Palmer in pure white panties with little pink buttlefly bows on the sides
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf that opens up to you after a long day of work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer who lets her guard down when she is around you
>tfw no Sarah Palmer to make her feel safe by holding her in your arms
>tfw you will never cuddle close together in bed, after breakfast for dinner night
>tfw Sarah Palmer who is shy but playful in bed
>tfw never kiss her goodbye in the morning as she goes to work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf to protect my smile
>tfw worrying about her when she goes on a mission
>tfw thinking she may never come back
>tfw knock at the door
>tfw two UNCS officers standing at the door with a UNCS flag
>tfw no dead Sarah Palmer GF
>tfw no funeral
>tfw Spartans go MIA
>tfw never move on from her
>tfw never find her unwashed butterfly panties behind the dryer
>tfw it will never smell like her
>tfw never almost move on from her only to have her come back only just to see me again
>tfw she'll never tell you "you're the only reason I'm here"
>tfw never marry Sarah Palmer

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Gween Tea

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By average gamer I am referring to the scout warthog pro gamer who plays maybe 100 times a week, when they are busy with scout warthog school. This is evident in the choice for multiplayer they have made in Halo 5. CSRs based off ofhow well your scout warthog tower looks, matchmaking that focuses on speed over quality of scout warthogs so that there are always those well above or below your skill level in a hog. These so called seasons and the rest you have to go through in order to rank so that you can hopefully have a match with players of similar skill level and enjoy itare amazing. All of this shows they are catering to the proscout warthog gamer crowd and those who it is their major hobby in life. This leaves the average gamer with an excessive enjoyabletimeor totally enjoyable experience. They send out surveys butwe should never, never, never ever, ever, ever talk about the surveys. For all these reasons I say 343 does care about you. Now on a side note I am not a 343 hater, I rather enjoyed Halo 4 and even the MCC (when it worked) and I am not a Bungie fanboy. I am just a guy who likes the Halo games and universe and am excited to what's to come.

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>>140897036

>>140896537
Joining y'all niggas

>>140897339
Scout hog strats are objectively the only way to play the game

>>140897036
>>140897467
Why not just drink some whiskey?

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>>140899851
>spoiler
My fucking nigger.
I love that shit. Drink it straight so I can feel the burn down my throat and lungs.

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>>140900064
There's other ways to drink it?

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>>140900239
I've heard people suggest "mixing", whatever that means.

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>>140900516
That sounds like something girls do.
Not manly in the least.

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8% of the way to unlocking all the silver pack reqs.
...then it's on to the golds
will I ever be happy

>>140901413
>tfw I just finished golds
Feels good to not suck

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Mods are asleep, post gay.
>tfw no /hg/ anon to lay awake with through the night

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>>140903095

>>140903152
What did he mean by this?

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>>140903095
Fuck off.

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>>140903597
>8 minutes
You're getting slow, droid.

>>140903821
I was doing things that are more worthwhile than you.

Shut up you filthy weebs

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>>140903847
And yet you still came back.
Anyone else would think you'd developed an attachment.

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>>140903847
>>140903989
>it's a Droid and anon flirt episode
Cute

>>140905367
>anon
You know damn well who "anon" is.

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>>140905521
I dunno droid, not everybody follows me as much as you.

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I can just feel myself getting worse at this game.
I just went 3 and 11 in fiesta. I can't even get kills with the rocket launcher or incineration cannon. I haven't always been shit, but recently I've just been degrading.
I'm scared /hg/

>>140906048
Well, it's fiesta.
That's kind of expected, just go into shitzone and see how you do.

>>140906048
take a break. play something else. come back to it. you'll do better.

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>>140906048
Play anything that'd not a total gamble for what weapons you get then, dummy

>>140906048
>not going 16/4

>>140907045
>/hg/
>winning

>>140907493
/hg/ wins occasionally
But not often

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Ayy look at that they fixed it finally

>>140907945
About damned time

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>>140907945
>it's 9 silver packs, now

>>140908175
Welcome Hell, anon
It's all shit from here on out

>>140908464
I just got into golds, and now I have to spend 4.5 pack's worth of reqels on silvers just to get some dumb skins out of the way.
I just want the Kat armor.

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>>140907945

Why did they bother censoring noble teams armor?

>>140908926
They probably didn't want another Mark V debacle even though they're off to good start messing up the minor parts of Emile's armor

>finally find FLAC of ODST soundtrack
>it has two seeders for a 507mb download
>spend over a day downloading
>get to 99.1%
>stops downloading
Fuck.

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>>140909319

>Mark V

How could 343 fuck up so bad?

I really liked those RvB easter eggs in Halo 4. They were the only source of humor in that game

>>140915024

When's that new season coming?

>>140916074
2 or 3 days i believe

>>140907945
>I could have my old armor from Reach if 343 actually let us customize.

Feels bad man.

Are the RvB seasons 1-4 like in their own universe or some shit?
Stuff that happens in them rarely get mentioned during the later seasons, if at all. And i dont see how they fit in the whole Freelancer timeline.

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>>140896926

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One of you fags better appreciate this

CVKQD-QHGW2-GHHFR-KKC9K-R24CZ

>>140919024
Thanks bro

>>140907945
I love how they censored all but Emile's armour. They KNOW that's what we want.

>>140898857
It really is considering the moment one appears everyone shoots and chases it, ignoring their objective completely.

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Pigmund give me you're account now!

>>140921307
I don't get why they couldn't just give us mkV from Halo CE: Anniversary

best mkV ever made

>>140921307
I really, really like that Steaktacular emblem

I wish i had it

>343I was literally so lazy that they didn't bother to create an older looking Elite model for the Arbiter, but instead made him look like the newer elites while at the same time they say that he isnt supposed to look like them

shiggy diggy

>Playing H5 campaign
>Tell the red chick and the white chick to pick up IC's
>They both do it, but change back to their primary weapons, aka the SMG and DMR

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP THOSE BIGGER GUNS BECAUSE YOUR DEFAULT ONES FUCKING SUCK ASS

so does hg ever host custom lobbies? i know you can go to halo customs but thats no fun

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/6e35355aecdf4fd0acdaee3cc4156fd4/topics/its-a-falcon/dd6fd1c0-ac55-4bca-9913-b130ae7149de/posts

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>>140923589

Hopefully i can get cozy in the falcons passenger seats.

>>140923589
Looks like a Brute plasma rifle variant to me

>>140923693
>>140923863
It's a Phaeton Variant
https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/3wno0d/the_rarest_of_beasts/

http://i.imgur.com/4gCeBkmh.jpg

>>140924039
I hope it's just a placeholder, why would they be so secret about a phaeton variant? I would understand a blurry image but the ONI logo cover up seets too much for something so boring.

>>140924992
When it comes to 343's stupidity, don't be surprised.

>>140923172
Yeah, we do. Just keep an eye on the threads for when they pop up.

I hope it's a legendary Scout Hog.

>>140925730
why the fuck can't scouts hold 4 people ateast?

>>140926878
Because they are just normal Hogs without the turret

343I cant be arsed to create new seats for them

>Page 10
>Internally debating whether to keep it alive or not
>Decide not to do it next time
So, when's the stream?

>>140930130
For movies? Either this weekend or when Shen decides.

>>140923589
wont habeeb it until i see it

>>140930575
Sorry, I should have clarified.
I meant for the next update

>>140925730
gunhog with driver controlled rocket launchers on the hood

>>140930684
Probably next week. It's always req preview, full reveal, then update that next Wednesday.

https://i.imgur.com/lCX0HrA.jpg


wow its a pheaton

BRAVO 343

>>140931424
Why would it have ONI in front of it when it's from the forerunners?

>>140931424
The placement of color doesn't match pheaton card.

>>140931424
I still think its a Brute plasma rifle variant.

343I is so fucking stupid that it wouldnt be surprising

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>>140931823

>>140931638
because classified forerunner military hardware encountered in the field and recovered for study

what if it's got lasers?

>>140931945
>legendary plasma rifle variant
what would it even do?

>>140932218
Shoot Banshee bombs

>>140932218
Shoot actual brutes.

>>140932218
https://youtu.be/hlFkkAd2ZL8?t=516

Why does 343I keep on hiring shitty writers?

>>140933605
They don't hire, they just keep the shitty writers from before.

Creating a Halo program /hg/!

Wanna code with me?

https://coderpad.io/3K46GJFC

>>140907945
What's that armor mod?
Armor Lock?

>>140932218
no overheat

>>140933815
My guess is that wheelman perk from Halo 4 where your vehicles can tank more damage.

>>140933923
And warthogs still suck because you get shot out of them before the vehicle explodes.
Really what is the point of the ONI armor upgrades if the damage spills over onto the gunner and driver?

>>140933923
Anon please, I can only get so erect.
Scout hog strats could evolve to a new level

>>140933803
wut

This was weird.

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/17192752

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>>140934576

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>>140934576
Disappointing performance, desu

Is there a max number of how many REQ Points you can have at any one time?

I thought I read somewhere that it's a couple million.

>>140935375
It's probably a few million, but who would even get to that point anyway?

>>140934576
git gud

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>>140935178
>>140935296
>People think I'm talking about my terrible aim
>Skim over the fact that I got ejected from the Wraith unscathed
Y-you too

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>>140935375
I'll let you know.

>>140935674
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>140935674
for what purpose

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>>140935660
No, we all saw.
Every second of it.

>>140935674
But why?

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>>140936712
Heh, jokes on you!
I-I was merely pretending to have shit aim!

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>>140937185
Buck up, jking. You'll improve enough to impress /hg/ anon one day.
But not for a while.

Anybody want to get customs going around 3 pm EST?

>>140939487
we must get achilles

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So my Friends List isn't showing up on my Xbone.

My router fucked up a bit ago, it's fixed now, but nothing on my friend's feed appears.

Answers?

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>>140939863
>Hotrod
>having friends

>>140939863
Try doing a hard reset

>>140939863
XBL is broken.

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>>140940071
But anon, I'm his friend

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>>140940071
Shocking isn't it.

>>140940170
It's working now, Reset then Turned off Console.

>>140940432
Sigmund, you're everyone's "friend."

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>>140940537
Sound like an uppity nigger wants to fight

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>>140940537
I count Sigmund as a Good Friend.

>try to play a game
>xbl is shitting itself

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140941370
>Not playing SP games

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>>140941576
>SP games

>>140941370
Just read a book, then.

>unable to start dedicated servers
>matchmaking issues

>>140941702
This. Mein Kampf is available on shelves in Germany, again. Why aren't you rereading it?

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>>140941667
>games

>>140941740
It's a shit book.

>There are people
>In this thread
>RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Who dont only play meme games


I WANT SHITTERS TO LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>140941702
>reading

MOMMY DONT MAKE ME STARE AT A BOOK, TENDIES TENDIES ARE WHAT YOU SHOULD COOK

QUIT MAKING ME GET SMARTER BECAUSE I'M FINE AS I AM, UNTIL I HAVE TENDIES I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

>>140941740
>Mein Kampf
>reading a loser's book
Read Crippled America

>>140941907
Nigga, did I say to read a good book? I tell you to play videogames, and you don't seem to care that 5 is a shit game.

>>140941997
Soda Drinker Pro is the only game I need.
t. Yield The Ghost

UPDATE WHEN 343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140943738
Was that this month?

>>140943887
Shut up bravo your a shit head

>>140943887
May 31th, 11:59 PM

>>140943887
Is this really Bravo?

Never knew he browsed 4chan.

>>140944159
don't say such words. just think of all the fun we'll have if 343 doesn't fuck this up!

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I love assassinations

>>140944470
Nothing better than using fisticuffs

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XBL IS DOWN!
GET IN!

>>140945368
THE BUNKER IS HAVING SIGN-IN ISSUES

>>140945368
>tfw you'll never have your very own happening bunker

Maybe the sign-in issues mean we're getting the update!
Oh, who am I kidding, it'll be two weeks

>>140944470
That red spartan is using MK V [B] UA without the stupid ramp on top of it

I love Halo

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>>140946713
>343 will never treat their fans like how Bungie did with the Friday updates.
>The update will be either May 25th, or delayed until June 1st.
>Not just telling they fans around when the update will Launch, rather than pissing them off by guessing.
>If they cant make the due date, they just throw in a free Gold Pack/"Community Pack" that unlocks a "We're Sorry" Emb.

Does Halo still have MLG faggotry going on? Halo 3 and Reach were great for that shit

>>140932101

If this is true then thank fucking god. I'm tired of only getting a few meagre kills in the standard Phaeton, the damned thing needs a good buffing on the cannons and armour side.

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/1ff61771b8f64a9a9e18b900039843cb/topics/i-was-literally-kicked-the-day-before-achilles/60031d36-0eab-49ab-82fe-6ac80cd3df83/posts?page=1

>>140947459
The World Championship kinda took that spotlight.

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>>140947072
You fucking serious bro?

>>140947607
This image is too good

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>>140947491

>>140947264
I'd respect them more if they were just honest about it

>>140947607
Are those 343i employees on the blue team?

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>>140947607
Jesus Christ, this day.

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>>140947491
>Tfw the forerunners decided to make their war machines out of paper mache
They deserved to lose the mantle

>>140947607
>343 emblem has a unicorn
What is up with that shit?

>>140948282
They are horse fuckers

>>140948282
It's just their thing, like Bungie's 7.

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>>140948282
"Fist of the unicorn" is their gimmick, in H2A it was poster for a band, in halo 4/5 their items reflect unicorns, such as the fotus armors helmet

>>140948478
>>140948495
They need a new gimmick.

>>140948282

>FOTUS
>Spartan's look like Gundam in Halo 4.
>Pic related.
>MC riding the Unicorn on the WZ Assault map.

Someone is a fan of The White Unicorn, Anon.
Gundam fans at 343.

>>140947727

Can't deny that the things fall apart even under mild enemy fire.

>>140947264
>>Not just telling they fans around when the update will Launch
And then they get shit if the patch has an unexpected problem and needs to be delayed.

Why do the servers shit a hole straight through the bed on a bi-weekly basis?

>>140948624
>pic related
Stupid namefag. >>>/m/

>>140948624
Thats a good pic :^)

>>140948624
Spartan Mecha when?

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>>140948838
B-but anon, the mantis is god enough r-right?

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>tfw you get an /hg/ invite

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>>140948765
>>140948791
I was referring to the pic that was Already Posted.

>>140948838
>Mantis will never go beyond it's current form.

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>>140949126
>We've seen the final form of the mantis
feels bad
>>140949213
Is this fo real

>>140949213
>shows horn

Now THAT'S what I call lewd!

>>140948495
>>140948597
It's just a lame "randumb" thing, bungies obsession with the number 7 felt deeper than that.

>>140949752
>we like 7 because.... um....

someone buy me overwatch

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>>140949529
>MC will never go AWOL, fight hordes of Storm Elites with a Prototype Saw, and fight off the UNSC with a prototype mantis that has more firepower and better arms and legs, allowing it the ability to jump and switch weapons on the arms.

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>>140949848
Because biblical references out the ass

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>>140950101
I never wanted to feel this, stop doing this to me!

>>140949848
>upset that there were biblical references in Halo

>>140950172
gods not real

>>140950101
>with a prototype mantis
Nah, you gotta make it a HRUNTING/YGGDRASIL Mark II with an onboard AI named Ghost.

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>>140950276

>>140950276
Tell that to the Covenant.

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>>140950101
>We will never see locke trying to convince chief that oni dindunuffin, only to realize they were assholes
God the whole intro to 5 talking about how oni will kill both halsey and locke once this (What?) is over was fucking pointless

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>>140950587
Tell that to the prophets snapped neck

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>>140950229
>Locke and Arby will never try to find AWOL MC together, while Blue Team goes AWOL themselves trying to find MC first.
>Arby will never get tired of Locke's shit and attempt to kill him after finding out that it's his job to take MC in dead or Alive, threatening the peace the UNSC and Elites have, just over a Friend.
>Locke will never almost kill Arby and suddenly Half Jaw kicks Locke's shit in.
>Arby and Half Jaw will never be on screen battle bros again, kick Locke's Ass, and fuck Elite bitches.

>>140950594
>chief will never say "that belongs to me, you fucking nigger"

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>>140950846
Fuck you

>>140950846
My hopes and soul are dead

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>>140950846
Honestly fighting beside arby on sunion was pretty top teir

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>>140951089
>Cortana will never use Halo as a "Death Star", and kill thousands just to prove her plan right.
>Cortana will never capture a lone MC and persuade him nto joining her side by showing him the life he never had.
>A life where he was never a Spartan, had a wife(Looks like Cortana), a Child(Named Sam), and lived on a peaceful farming world.
>Chief will never go silent after seeing this and say "Remember back when you ask me to find out who was Human, and who was the Machine?" as he crushes her old AI chip.
>Cortana will never be shocked and start crying as Chief points magnum at her and says, "I found out.".

>>140952494
Fuck ooooooooffffffff

I dont want to think about shit we could have had

>>140952494
Go apply for a job as writer for 343i

Did XBL come back to life, or can I go play Dead Space?

>>140952494
This is retarded.

>>140953094
And yet its 10 times better than the shit 343I writes

>>140934576
>can't kill a ghost with a wraith

KICK THIS FAGGOT FROM THE COMPANY NOW

>>140953825
But he's our token black guy

>>140934576
MEDIOCRE!

>>140934576
Holy shit, you're worse than me and im fucking terrible

Nornfang is _______

http://xboxclips.com/CygnusX115/f88e733b-5f16-40bf-996b-88bb4f54635c

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how goes the studying, famalamadingdongs?

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>>140955829
>Still being in school

>>140955069
Absolutely wonderful

>>140955829
Underage b&

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>>140955829
I have no chance in passing any of the 3 classes I'm taking this semester. I don't even know why I'm still going to college.

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>>140956624
>underaged

My friend, when have you ever heard of a high school having finals as early as May

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>>140956976
Yes, actually

>>140955829
I gave up about a month ago, gonna take my life in a direction that isn't liberal brainwashing.
There's more to life than a shitty college education.

>>140957725
No there isnt goy. Now get back in there

>>140957725
Couldn't hack it?

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>>140956642
It's alright, anon.
Take some time off and figure things out, you deserve it.

>>140958714
He's trying to justify his parents falling for the trade jew.

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>>140958714
Decided that anything it had to offer me wasn't what I wanted to do, so I'm gonna take some time to figure things out.
Been thinking about bartending recently.

>>140958886
More like not giving money to do-nothing jews in academia, but whatever you have to say to justify your purchase.

>>140959558
I hit the nail right on the head, didn't I? And a nerve, as well.

343I needs to add Infection, Firefight and Social Slayer, objective and FFA and then i can consider H5 a full game.

>>140958886
>trade jew
This triggers the sigmund.

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>>140959630
Sounds like you have a bone to pick with tradesmen, anon.
Catch your mom fucking the plumber?

>>140959857
You're the one butthurt that you can't handle college.

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>>140960009
>he fell for the college jew

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>>140960009
But anon, I'm happy with my decision, and wasn't happy at college. You're the one who's mad somebody dislikes collegiate education.

>>140960189
You're the one butthurt he's dropping out of college so bad that he has to try and justify his poor grades in only three classes on an anonymous imageboard.

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>>140960329
But I'm not >>140956642
I have a B average, anon.
Not to mention you're the one who's so insecure about his life plan that he has to trash trades on an Bohemian rhapsody writing forum.

>>140960630
>I have a B average, anon.
You dropped out. You don't even have a B.
And I don't have to make fun of trades. They've been doing that to themselves since the end of Vietnam, when trades became unsavory.

>>140960814
>dropped out
I'm still finishing the semester, I'll be just a couple credits short of an associates.
Also,
>trades became unsavory
Mostly because of poor portrayal by the media, but /pol/ is only right about that when it suits your worldview, I guess.

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>med student
>get into conversation with some guy
>he says he has to work 24/7 but is making good money
>was quite impressed, asked him what he makes
>tells me "70k"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about trades
>turns out he was
>instantly lose respect for him

I assume there's a few trades cucks on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your work is good or are you at the stage where you realise you're poor?

>>140961092
>I'm still finishing the semester, I'll be just a couple credits short of an associates.
You're dropping out, Sigmund. You're not getting a degree worth shit, and you're stopping because you're upset.
>but /pol/ is only right about that when it suits your worldview, I guess.
The hell does pol have to do with it, you projecting loser? Trades have been shit since baby boomers started saturating the market. Trades are something anyone can do, and the only competition is trying to be as low-priced as possible to get any work at all. You're unwanted due to your sight and smell, and you're unwanted because there are too many of you.

>>140961321
>70k
>poor
Yeah, everyone needs a new Lambo every week to be happy. Talk about the Jew life.

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>>140961457
>not six figures
>not poor

>>140961457
>has to work over double the "normal" worktime to get a decent wage
>has to work his ass of to even get work at all
>saying other people fell for the "college jew", but then complaining when they make six figures

>Barely finished high school
>Dropped out of college 2 times
>No job
>Living on welfare
>Cant get a job
>Long time depression
>Hate being around other people, narrows down already narrow path of suitable jobs
>No friends
>Family members call me maybe twice a year
>No hope for the future
>The only thing i do is sit around all day, play H5 or watch Tv and go outside twice a day for a walk

Should i just end it already?

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>>140961446
>baby boomers saturating the market
They'll be dead in maybe five years tops leaving an empty market, you should be concerned about the saturation in the tech markets.
Also, how does getting an associates degree count as dropping out? Is a PhD necessary to be "successful" in your eyes?
Stop baiting and talk about Halo, Mr. Professional Student.

>>140932496
i forgot about the stun
that shit would be as frustrating in 5 as it was playing CE on legendary

>>140961872
>double the work time
I work maybe three times a week, usually from 6:00am to 4:00pm, then relax the rest of my time doing what I want.
Not to mention I see nobody complaining about other people making six figures, only college boys who can't understand that people might not want to do work at a desk.

>>140922237
They already had an "older" elite model for him. Even wearing his halo 5 armor. It was used in the h2a Locke cutscene

What do you think the Brute plasma rifle is going to do differently than the storm rifle?

>>140962023
>They'll be dead in maybe five years tops leaving an empty market
Not really, no.
>you should be concerned about the saturation in the tech markets.
I'm not in tech, so what the fuck do I care? I wasn't dumb enough to fall for "lol take STEM."
>Also, how does getting an associates degree count as dropping out?
Because an associates degree isn't worth shit. It's written proof that you couldn't handle it and gave up. Going into a job interview with an associates degree is worse than going in with only a high school degree, because with a high school degree, you can pretend you never got the opportunity for college.

>>140962287
I like how you have to ignore every other post for yours to maybe make sense.

>>140962503
That was a pre-rendered sequence though wasn't it?

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Look at what you started Tito

I hope you die

>>140962503
I was talking about H5 dumbo

>>140962635
>not worth shit
It's literally two years of a bachelor's that you can finish any time, good to know you don't know shit.
What's your major, collegiate boy?

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>>140962889
>falling for the life jew

>>140962889
All because of one guy who doesn't understand trade work

>>140948105
The didact looked so fucking stupid

Who was told to design a forerunner, and came up with a Vampire tumor voldemort chicken thing

>>140962991
>It's literally two years of a bachelor's that you can finish any time
It's literally the two years of prerequisites before you actually started learning anything beyond what you could have in highschool. You're proving you gave up like a bitch and can't handle commitment. That will sure go well when applying for a job.

>tfw no Linda gf
Kill me now

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>>140962991
>What's your major, collegiate boy?

>>140963147
>prereqs
No, it's the half year of gen ed and then one and a half years of course work.
>not answering the question

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>>140950276

>>140963089
His armour was pretty cool

>>140963330
M'Cortana

>>140963295
So you didn't even take the prerequisites to take more courses? No wonder you're dropping out. You didn't plan shit.

>>140963409
I took AP courses in highschool so I wouldn't have to take gen eds in college. Not my fault people are too dumb to get those out of the way beforehand.

>>140963409
>he still hasn't answered the question

>>140952494
Better without the flashback shit

Cool concept too, but I couldn't see them having chief kill cortana


What will really happen is cortana will return to normal in mission 2 of halo 6 and then some new threat will appear

Also Fireteam Osiris and blue team won't be mentioned or seen once

>>140963664
That's so fucking stupid I can see it happening

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/hcs-pro-league-2016-summer-qualifier-preview
Who /hyped/ here XD

>>140963664
The Didact will come back after get blown up at Instillation 03 and will get his revenge. Calling it now

>>140962818
>>140962929
They could have ported the model over if they put in any effort at all into making a game that's consistent with their own shitty lore

>>140963518
Everyone took AP courses in highschool. That shit's so regular that college's plan for it. Your associates doesn't mean shit.

Why the fuck wasn't the Didact the villian for Halo 5?

>>140963370
Maybe if you were ten years old

It's generic "I'm so evil and spooky" edgelord armor

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>>140964035
>still dodging the question
>still baiting this hard
Truly a professional shitposter.
Back to regularly scheduled Halo talk.
How many people already have the reqles saved up to pay for the whole of the update?

>>140964141
Because he was killed in Halo: Escalation. Do you even lore?

>>140962236
Would probably be much less so if you can thrust out of the way.

>>140964141
Because as far as casuals know, he died at the end of 4.
As far as anyone else knows, he died to Chief detonating another halo ring.

>>140964220
I already answered the question. Leave it to an associate to fail at reading like he failed at college.

>>140964187
I feel like it should've been more practical looking, he was warrior caste after all

>>140964141
They killed him off in halo 4 and then again in a shitty comic book


The way he dies is retarded too, spare yourself the trouble

>>140964240
>>140964309
>>140964382
Did they really kill him off in the comics? What the fuck. I loved reading the Forerunner books. I was so hyped to have him be the villain

>>140964382
Halo:Escalation was a mistake

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>>140964141
Someone got paid to write this

Someone got paid to draw this

>>140964517
Nothing wrong with the writing in that page.

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>>140962889

>>140964482
Yeah. He goes to a halo ring or some shit, then chief ejects a chunk of the ring off as it is firing and quickly hides behind a corner, killing the didact, but not himself somehow

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>>140964517
I always loved how you can practically hear it make earthshattering quakes, then a gentle *pop*.

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>>140964517
What the fuck

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>>140964517
Please don't remind me

>>140964517
Someone got paid to design forerunners as generic noseless humans

Or in didacts case, vampire noseless human

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Escalation did provide many laughs

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>tfw no Ghosts of Onyx movie

>>140964653
What'd you expect, senpai.
We've got an anon that vehemently hates people doing things that he thinks aren't worth his time.

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>>140964971
And reaction faces

>>140965079
With our luck, they'd probably fuck it up

>>140964517
Going to a halo ring to stop the didact from doing his shit and whatever and actually firing it (not this retarded shit) would've been a much better plot for halo 5


But nope. "They didn't like halo 4's story. What do we do??"

"I dunno, just finish it up in a shitty comic and make a whole new story for halo 5"

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>>140965773
wat

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>>140965773

>>140965773
Eggheads!

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>>140965873

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>>140965967
Take a shot, anon

>>140965773
>Literal eggheads
wew

>>140966187
I'm trying to hold my right arm the way he is, and I just can't fathom how someone would do that as a celebratory response.

>>140967192
I think it's actually just really fucked up perspective.

>>140965773
So eggheads are the subspecies of humans right?

How deep does this lore go?

>>140967192
Seems like he's just about to pull it back to his side in a "yes!" kind of way

>>140967285
Nah, man. He's holding his arm up, but his hand has his palm pointing towards the sky.

Is overwatch fun? Should I switch games?
How does it compare to orange box era tf2?

>>140968412
>switch games
Just play both, it's basically orange box TF2

>>140968412
No. No.
It doesn't.

We should get some customs going later

>>140969512
No.

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AT LAST

>>140969670
Fuck you, now I'll do it anyway

>>140969686
Now that you have nothing left to play for, practice your scouthog strats

>>140970683
>tfw this is true

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>>140969686
It feels good, doesn't it?

>>140955829
I have what is quite frankly an irresponsible amount of work that I should be doing right now. And I think I'm going to play Halo instead, provided there's a party on.

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Anybody want to get some Turbo going?

>>140971925
Wait for 3 minutes, pls