/smgen/ - SMITE General

>>140871176

Khepri or Geb
Isis
Anhur or Neith I guess
Osiris
Serqet

looks p good

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>>140871097

A N U B I S J U N G L E

>>140871495

pls go china

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5th for MAIL OF RENEWALL ACTIVATES ON AH MUZEN CAB'S HIVES, SHADOWCZAR ON SUICIDE WATCH.

>>140871378
Jesus aside from Serqet thats 4 lane bullies right there. Maximum aids pantheon to play vs confirmed.

Last thread people mentioned there's no Greek warrior and someone suggested a minotaur warrior. What would it's kit be? Passive, 3 abilities, and ultimate?

>>140872664
M A N T I C O R E

>>140872664
Kratos

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>>140872664
Passive: Gain movement speed for every 3 seconds you spend in the jungle up to a certain (reasonable) cap. Lose the bonus speed once you're out of it for 5 seconds.

Rampage: buff that transforms your basics into a 360 AoE hit chain, spinning your flail wildly.
Gain temporary stacks of attack speed and movement speed for each enemy killed.

Gore, a dash that stuns if it hits towards the end of the dash length. Dash length grows as you gain more movement speed.

His ult would be him charging up a powerful AoE ground attack with his flail that knocks enemies up (the same amount as fire giant would) and does decent damage. Goring an enemy that is knocked up by this ability knocks them back.

idk what you'd do for his other skill.
WAIT FUCK WASN'T HE MEANT TO BE A WARRIOR?
I'VE PULLED A HI-REZ.

SLIP A HEAL IN THERE. fuc

>>140875776
I could actually refine this piece of shit and make it usable, I think.
Just shat that out in a few minutes.
The charge would obviously be the ult though, since that's like the THEME piece that'd be somewhat memorable, not just bopping the ground like a fuckass.
The bop the ground shit could easily be his wave clear.

>tfw celirra will never be your gf

>>140872664
Have you noticed something the gods and goddesses in smite have in common? They're all gods and goddesses.
The minotaur isn't.

Friendly reminder that you're a shitter if you play Bacchus. Stupid fat drunk meme god that requires no skill to play

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>>140876810

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>>140876789

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>>140876810
a

>>140876919
>>140877171
You are both correct. Arachne is a godess and Scylla is a godess. The minotaur is not a god.

>>140877171
I love that smirk.

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>>140876810
b

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>>140876810
c

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>>140876810
d

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>>140876810
e

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>>140876810
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/3/3e/BartV2_Alert_Notify_Kill_Streak_Breaker_a.ogg

Look up "Akiho" on this page to hear Neith in school: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Lindsay-Seidel/

>>140872664
>Passive
Raging bull. The lower the minotaur health is the more damage he does. Caps at... 1.7? Does that seem fair? Or 1.5 is better?

>ability 1
Charge. Just think of Hercules shoulder charge. He's a bull so he just runs in a straight line and hits everyone in his path pushing them with him.

>ability 2
Enrage. The minotaur and allies within 30 units of the Minotaur have their attack power increased by 15/20/25/30/35 for 7 seconds. Also increases the AOE of crushing fist by 5 units.

>ability 3
Crushing fist. The minotaur slams his fists into the ground knocking up all enemies within 15 units. If this attack hits an enemy god directly they are stunned for 1 second.

>ultimate
Labyrinth. Think Odins ultimate pretty much. Enemies are trapped inside the area and the minotaur has increased damage.

>>140879420
OP as fuck.

But no heal on a warrior. Might not be as bad. Basic attacking warrior. Might work

>>140879420
>low health Enrage in the Labyrinth

He'd wreck. I like the idea but he might be too strong. I like that he's really effective only at lower health and can't heal. Maybe if you give him lower base attack and protections for warriors he'd be ok.

Is there a tier-list?

I am wondering where Chiron is because I literally se no games with him won. And no tournament seem to ever pick him either, even picking Vamana whom the stupid streamers say is D-tier ( lel, fucking shitfucks)

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>>140871097
>two officers log on and this is what happens

>>140881234
>muh irrelevant clan

>>140881365
No, this was from NA, the relevant one :^)

>>140879420
For his passive. Every 10% health he's missing he gains 10 power caped at 70. 10% 10 power. 20 20. 30 30. Finally when he's missing 70%+ of his health his attacks gain a whopping 70 power. High risk high reward god. And I like >>140880201 idea. Make his base damage weaker than most warriors so he needs to be hurt to be effective really. OtherWise with all those power boosting abilities he'd be op. Way too powerful.

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>>140881234

>>140881163
Every mode has a tier. I don't have all tyne pictures of the tiers saved though. Someone here should

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>mfw seriously considering inviting /innercircle/ to my wedding

>>140879420
This is better than this
>>140875776

>>140882487
That's a good way to get cucked.

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>>140882673
by those aspies? lolno

>>140882487
That you, Copper?
You're the only one that likes Awilix, after all

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>>140882487

I hope you enjoy having 10+ pasty white kids at your reception.

>>140882823
They'd do it given half the chance. What have they got to fear? Some guy over the internet getting mad at them?

>>140882839
>Who is Poplan

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>>140882839
no_
>>140882898
>implying i wont already have that

>>140882487
leave and take them with you then

>>140871097
Just realized athena is so much better in clash than ymir.
Can bully the enemy in a more efficent manner.

>every time I play nemmy in clash we lose

>>140879420
Send this to hirez please with this guy's passive change and his idea for base stats >>140881564

I'm tired of the same old bulky defensive warriors. This kit seems new and exciting. Pure offense warrior. That's unique.

>>140883663
>I play nemmy

Well that right there's your problem.

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>>140882981
>getting married to womyn who will cuck your shit up
shiggy diggy, sibling
>>140883110
butthurt detected

>>140879420
>no Ariadne's thread ability
Lame.

>>140883815
>who is Bellona?
Always build offensive items on her. Some have defensive attributes though but nothing that has no offensive advantage.

>>140883990
I just want to get her in tier 1 mastery then I can stop playing her and get back to my guardians

>>140884081
Like what

>>140882487
>tfw Im only half way on the /innercircle/

feels bad.

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>>140884074
VVGL anon

>>140871097
Kali is utter trash.
Kill her all through early and mid until she gets full build then wrecks your shit by jumping around and going invuln every 39 seconds
It's like the kog maw of smite

>>140884449
How the hell does that work

>>140884580
>lolbabby gets mad about how bad he is at the game
here's your (you)

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Defend middle LANE!

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>>140884692

>>140884692
Would you go into her jungle /vg/?

>>140884692
ATTACK THE GOLDPUSSY
YOHOOYOHOYOHOHOYHOYOHYOHYOHOYHOYHOYOHYHOYOHYOHOYHOYHYHOYHOYOHOYHOYOHYOHYOHOYHOYHOYHOYOOYOYOYOYOHOHOHOHOHHOYOHYOHOHOHOHOHOH

>>140882487
Pity I'm not in it, I love free food.

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Playing thanatos feels like gambling in some ways, I always feel like I'm on the edge of dying and have to play a bit ballsy to get payoff

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>>140884692
>>140884867
>>140884868
I'd do something to her middle lane, that's for sure.

>>140884580
>sanctuary
>escape away
>sprint
>don't complain about balance outside of conquest because it isn't Hi-Rez's concern or focus.
Problem solved.

How do I get my friend to stop playing Smite? Smite's fun and all, but, I bought the fucker Dark Souls III for his birthday, and he has yet to touch it. He's got an addiction I think.

>>140885128
He'll get over it

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>>140885128
>duo queue with him
>feed

Ugh!
Why is /smgen/ so inactive?
Boooooooring.

>>140885052
Just beads the blink stun into qin's + fatalis hits!!

>>140885186
I don't know if that's possible. There was a time where he was up for 3 days playing Smite, only surviving off Smart water/Mio and Protein bars.

>>140885546
Half the assassins in the game can 100 to zero you with shit like that when you count in blink. And apparently you can't read and notice I never mentioned beads, sounds like you just want to vent because you don't understand an aspect of the game and can't stand feeling unsafe against an assassin ult.

>>140885834
>smart water
in that case the best way to get him to stop playing smite will be to put arsenic in his water

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>Play a round of Clash
>Connection is really iffy the entire time.
>Weird because it's usually a solid 70 or 80
>I go 1-2, with our entire team going 2-30 at the end.
>Type in chat in the middle of the game.
>Everyone except me only speaks spanish.
What did I do to deserve this?

>>140888239
Did you queue LATAM by mistake?

>>140888239
>all mexican flags on opposing team
>lag like shit the entire game

how is that possible? mexico isnt that far away

>>140888832
There is no LATAM option and I've always keeped it NA.

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Threadly reminder that SMITE servers can't handle the load of people redeeming keys like crazy and that they'll probably stop giving out keys during the stream after like 3 and then start giving out 24-hour codes over twitter like last time.

Additional reminder that you do not have to actually watch the stream, as the thread and clan chats will burst with posts whenever one gets posted.

>>140885413
Because we /discord/ now

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>>140884692
>>140884867

>>140889124
mexico is a poor country. Such a fucking shithole. They probably have bad internet too.

Everyone is playing the overwatch beta so it's dead

>>140890368
but i play on xbox, mexicunts and europoors are supposed to play on pc with the lowest settings

>>140884081
no one who plays the game would get it

>>140893575
I play smite and still don't get it. What the fuck is adriadnes thread? I googled it and it's some philosophy shit. What does that have to do with a Minotaur?

How do I Thanatos efficiently in pub matches?

>>140893747
>philosophy
mythology

anyway, Ariadne's string is how Theseus found his way out of the Labyrinth after killing the Minotaur

>>140892945
t. jewmericans delusional

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>>140889730
>discord group
kek, wannabes

>>140885938
Her design is unworkable it's 100% reliant on soley how gold spooling and jungle level function in the meta where either she can't fail or she instafails the minute she loads up.

>>140895804

that's really not even true. The only time she's bad is level 1. She's actually good around level 3 and beyond. What you say is actually pretty irrelevant. She's top pick for a reason. Plebs that think they know what they're talking about will just blab regardless, though.

>>140899660
>only 50%

Loser.

>>140899660
Wow you suck.

>>140899660
honestly 50% is like a k/d ratio of 1 in an fps

should there be a stiffer penalty for leaving during a match?

just in a game, we were winning, 26-12. solo getting rekt in a mirror match and loses, we end up losing at the 50 minute mark due to their sheer numbers

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>>140895060

>>140900339
In casuals it should be an automatic 30 minute leaver at minimum so generally the current system is okay, barring those stupid brief penalties. Ranked should be stiffer, and do something similar to Counterstrike.

BATTLEBORN HAS KILLED SMITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLEEEEEEEEEDERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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>>140903454

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>>140903454
HOLY SHIT 7K PLAYERS, SMITETARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

OVERWATCH IS NEXT RIP

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>>140903632

>>140903850
This has become my new favorite meme

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>>140903850

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>>140904165

>>140903632
That's the whole active smite community

When do we get patch notes?

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>>140904386

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>>140904292
stop

>>140903632
isn't there a lot of people who still don't use the steam launcher

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>>140904515

>>140904839
the majority doesn't

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>>140905064

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>>140905346

>>140894036
how the fuck would you make that into an ability? Like what would it even do? That's so stupid.

>>140903454
battleborn is shit

I just finished playing the Overwatch beta. Now that shit is fun. But it wont kill smite for me. Smite on my laptop, overwatch on my ps4. I'm good.

>>140906507
Something like a mark and teleport.

>>140906736
nah his kit is pretty good the way it is. I wouldn't make any changes really. I would actually really like to play as that god if they were real. Sounds fun.

>>140906823
I meant like Ariadne if she was a playable character

>>140906662
>overhyped is the best game anon
Go to bed 12 year old

>>140907512
wait what? I never said it was the best game ever. I said it's fun. That's all. I enjoyed it.

>>140907512
Better than Stillborn

>>140907740
>>140907753
I SAID GO TO FUCKING BED BLIZZBABIES

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>>140908160

>>140908160
blizz baby? I don't play any other blizzard game and i've only played this one once lol you need to relax all I said was I had a good time. Just because you don't like a game doesn't mean no one else is allowed to.

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>>140908326
BLIZZSHILL LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>140908609
do you know how to read? I just said I don't play any blizzard games. I like the game, I don't give a fuck about the company. Like I like Smite but couldn't care less about hirez. Games are all that matters, not companies.

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>>140908609

>>140908683
I SAID BEGONE BLIZZTARD!!!!!! THIS THREAD IS FOR SMIGGEN ONLY!!!!!!!!

>>140908765
but I don't like blizzard. I just like a video game.

>>140908813
I SAID LEAVE!!!

Remember when drybear wasn't a sellout?


Neither do I.

>>140871097
Someone explain this image?
Image search doesn't lead anywhere

>>140909449
Cancer.

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>>140909449

>>140909449
It's the exact moment Bart fell in love with Kelly.

Finally got 5.5k favor thinking of picking up Bellona or maybe amatersu. Just got into the game last week but enjoying it quite a bit. Been playing mostly Artemis, and liming her but would either of these heroes be viable picks if I'm looking for playstyle variety?

Also is it too late to pick up season ticket? Looks to be a decent deal but I don't want to get it if there is no time to get the unlock stuff. Made that mistake with the dota battlepass.

Thanks

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Where's Fafnir?

>>140910731
Get Amaterasu.
You have more than enough time for the season ticket.

>>140910152
>fell in love with Kelly's tits
Ftfy

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Will the Underworld items still be available next week?
I only need 65 more gems before I can buy Guan or Hades.

>>140911445
No

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>>140911521
Curses

>>140910943
What does she bring to the table that Bellona doesnt? The three types of basic attacks sound interesting, but I'm an okami fan so there's that.

kek
they didn't patch xbone for 500 kills quest

>>140912580
A stronger team fight ult on a low cooldown.
Her movement speed aura is great for herself and the team.
Strong self heal on a very low cooldown.
15% damage mitigation and high damage on one skill.
passive is pretty good.

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>>140911939
It's okay.
I was saving up for Hou Yi vp and Moon's Groom skin anyway. Just though maybe if I happen to have enough gems then buy the Guan while he's still there.

I want to rest my head on Noxs breasts as she sings me to sleep

>>140914868
I wanna titfuck Nox desu

1 gig update whaaat ?

>>140915131
S U S A N O O
U S A N O O O
S A N O O O N
A N O O O N A
N O O O N A S
O O O N A S U
O O N A S U S

>>140915225
but souldnt that be in like next week ?

I don't understand this shit. I played League for years and not once did I feel the urge to buy a skin, same with pretty much every multiplayer game I've played. Shit, I even resisted the charm of the commissar hat in Planetside 2, yet for some reason I want to get that stupid Thanatos gundam skin, solely because of the "I came here to laugh at you" joke. I don't even like Thanatos. How the hell does Jew-Rez keep doing this shit? Do they have a voodoo doll of me and keep poking it in the wallet?

>>140915330
P R E L O A D
R E L O A D A
E L O A D A O
L O A D A O L
O A D A O L E
A D A O L E R
D A O L E R P

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>>140909291

>Steam updates Smite
>Smite now crashes on every start up

atta boy gaben you've done it again

Has anyone else had this? how the fuck do i get it to stop

>>140916669
you got me excited because i thought someone had a fix dude why

>>140916713
I accidentally replied

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Oh boy, another shitty MOTD.

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10 chests guys, 10 chests and two codes

>>140916440
same problem.
client says server up, start game, log in screen again and then nothing happens , just setback and unable to connect to server

well, smite will be officially donezo in 2 days

i enjoyed the memes guys, its been a good run

>>140917209
From poking around apparently someone fucked up and the 'patch' actually just downgraded your client back to 3.6

So, trying to find out if there's a way to fix it beyond just reinstalling the whole thing because that'll take for fucking ever.

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>>140917259

>unable to connect to server

What the FUCK

Shit niggers, the hotfix is bugged on steam, it reverts your game back to 3.6, check the news section

>>140918568
>moba on steam
>that isn't dota2
Of course Gaben will do anything t sabotage it

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who else >nobos here? tfw this spaniard never stopped. why can't spaniards handle the bantz? or is it just anhur shitters?

>>140918972
Both.

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>winning a 4v5

>>140918972
yesyesYEEES

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>>140918568
>wake up
>huge ass patch for smite
>"sweet this must be a nice update, Susano fuck yeah"
>play a bit of single player games and shit
>patch nearly done
>decide to check the thread to see what the patch brings
>it fucking breaks the game and the only solution is to probably reinstall
>mfw

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It's okay friends, Smite may be dead, but Blood Bowl 2 lives on.
What a day for a patch.
What a day to be alive.

>get 500 kill
>no theme in inventory
I guess this is what t feels like to be a cuck

>>140921354
>thinking they would release a god without a reveal first

>>140917423
>>140918568
>>140921354
new patch up

>someone says to me "stop ksing idiot"
>he has russian letters in his name
>call him russian trash
>he spergs out in russian for the next 2 minutes
>type "lol"
>he spergs out again
that went well

Have they released notes for the hotfix? What did it change?

New blonde or redhead waifu when?

>>140923314
>needing a new waifu when jing bae just came out

>>140923364
Only good gods can be waifus.

>>140923047
>team mate medusa is being chased by 3 enemies
>she jukes like a king
>nearly makes it, by dies in the end
>type in "lol" because she died after so much effort despite surviving for so long
>suddenly spergs on me for being no help and harassing him
>type "lol calm down"
>spergs in russian till the end of the game
>post game lobby, asks everyone to report me

the fuck is wrong with these guys

>>140923314
Ajax is making a guardian so maybe after fafnir

>>140923364
>wanting to diddle little girls

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>>140923454
>He doesn't like little girls

>>140923454
but she's a god and she's likely thousands of years old. + she doesn't look like a little girl, more like 16-18 which is acceptable breeding range if you don't live in backwards 'murrica

I wish I had this FWOTD quest done.

Getting punched in the dick is more fun than Assault.

>>140924678
Just do arena + joust + clash + siege every day.. it isn't difficult..

>>140924678
Would be better if we had decent motd but lately they were all shit

>>140923454
I bet you like old hags and used goods, disgusting.

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>>140925474
I'll take girls in their 20's over lolis any day.

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>2.5 attack speed ama

I absolutely love that some fucking nigger can be on my team, do absolutely nothing but stand in one spot the whole game, and then be on my fucking team again when I queue the same mode after losing.

God fucking damn I'm mad.

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>>140925780

>>140925780
Enjoy all the men she has had before you.

>>140926134
He posted a picture of Aphrodite.

He's into that.

>>140926227
Didn't even cross my mind, I guess you're right.

>>140926134
Good luck finding a virgin, anon.

Patch notes today?

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>>140926806
I know it's impossible in this day and age.

>>140927021
There is a lot of virgins right here

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>>140927187
You're a funny guy.

>>140927187
%1 of which might be girls, and only %1 of that %1 are any bit attractive.

>>140927303
4u

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>>140925474

>>140928356
This meme is as stupid as you are.

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>>140928568

>>140928672
This meme is as stupid as you are.

>>140929265
No u

>>140928672
I don't even know who this person is.

>>140929798
some random who tried to make it big in smite but ran away

>>140929798
A guy who took most of the Smite community's waifu and then left to work for google.

>>140930356
>>140930046
I guess that's what you get for having 3DPD as a waifu.

PATCH NOTES TODAY?

Can i get Irezumir in the warrior's will chest?

>>140932259
Only if you post lewd pictures of yourself.

>>140932319
>irezumir
>warrior

>>140932259

Tomorrow

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>>140932328

How long is the Underworld gonna be available for?

>>140933000

Till the ninth. Nice Trips.

>>140932390
oh.
Fuck me

Reminder that if anyone plays a black god to report them in-game

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>>140934437
>black gods
>smite

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>Rank X instalock Thanatos on my team
>10k kills and 10k assists
>builds crit items
>ends the game with a 1:1 KDR

>>140934564
>Rank X
>10k kills and 10k assists
>1:1 KDR

He just plays him a lot. Doesn't mean he's any good. He's probably 13 and loves the fact that he can play as "death." Or he played Persona 3.

>>140917071

Was there a code stream earlier?

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Jesus not in the game yet Christ, what the fuck? I stopped playing for about a year, came back and look at this shit. It took me 14 games to finally get a win. Fuck me, I used to actually be kind of good. Am I seriously that rusty or am I missing something here?

>>140935775
Try going positive. That usually helps me win games

>>140936132
Sick burn right there.

>athena and ares instead of bacchus or khumba in joust
>two most meh mages in a mode where its easy to focus someone
also its been a year tanks arent as good and its all about easy aoe mages

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>you fell for the "these skins aren't even good but they're exclusive/limited" trap

I feel like I am being suckered.

>>140936696
>buying gems
You should only buy things with the free weekly gems.

Don't you hate that Zapman takes red buff as hunter early-midgame and teaches all shitters to do the same?
>Zapman did it XD

>>140936132
You should consider doing a comedy show.

>>140936696
I don't mind Soless machine and Nox but that Thor Ragnarok skin still haunts me to this day

>>140937664
I usually let the people who do this to me die a couple of times in game, then when they complain I remind them that they took my buff.

>>140937012
>not spending $1000 on smite by now
Poorfags.

>>140938253
good goy

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nth for SPORTS tiddies

You know that people who post dm pics are his shills that are trying to make him popular meme again

>when to check my player icons
>saw icon where an egg way frying
>it's "which came first?" icon
If you keep watching it it had different rare animations

>>140939328
Maybe if it was actually funny.

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Anatoliy is the new caster.
Get ready.

I dont like this meme.

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>>140941029

Where the hell is my tier 2 Awilix skin

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>>140941029
>not liking the best /smgen/ meme since taroposting

>>140942031
Gaben ate it

>>140942196
Taroposting was something else as it was raw autism. This is just you posting the picture of some guy over and over. Forced memes are the worst.

>>140942196
The best meme was the few months of bullying poplan over him wanting to mate with awilix

nth for me~

>>140944240
cancel that

Is Odin alright as conquest support? Also can somebody help me get my last fwotd in conquest. I can mid and support without feeding.

>>140944949
Odin is better in solo or jungle.

>>140945059
I never knew odin can jungle. i should try it. I just love odin and birdbombing scrubs into oblivion.

>>140940892

I'm not sure how I feel about this, his analysis at worlds wasn't the most engaging. We'll see how it goes though

>>140945840
His analysis at worlds consisted of
>NA will win
>(INSERT NA PLAYER HERE) is the best in the world at his role
>Bashing EU
He isn't a very competent analyst, basically all of his predictions for worlds was incorrect.

>>140946184
People need a new person to get mad at, with Gandhi + DM not casting anymore.

>>140946184

I just don't see how he fits in. Is he gonna be the stats guy? That's basically what Adanas does, so any cast he does with Adanas is gonna be dry as shit. Is he gonna be a hype man? I just don't see see him bringing the excitement.

>>140946650
His casting is pretty awkward as well. They need someone to fill the gap that DM left and Autismtoly isn't that person.

>>140943095
more autistic shit nox rp or scat pasta guy taro just acted like his suggestions were'nt full retard like removing wards or cc while leaving escapes alone

Did the cutesy arachne icons got send out yet?

>Codes for shit are being given out on thursday spl stream
>Just arranged to go to the movies on thursday night
>Realized what I had done 20 minutes after
W-what do I do

>>140947595

Hope you're getting pussy out of that movie bro

>>140947595
Make your peace with the 3 recolours, 3 ward skins, 2 avatars and 1 emote that you'd be missing out on.

>>140947595
Tell them the truth. I tell my friends all the time that there's some exclusive skins on smite that I need to get. They're okay with it, sometimes not so much and it hurts my feelings but ya know, gotta roll with it :P

>>140948704
>ditch them over smite skins
>hurts YOUR feelings
are you autistic?

Rat's rekit is going to make him just another hold left click assassin, isn't it?

>>140949323
MAKE RAT GREAT AGAIN
GIVE HIM A WALL BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD BACK ALL THE SPICS RUNNING DOWN OUR LANES

>>140947885
>not having all recolors

>>140946184
We'll just have to see if he's improved or not.

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>EU is better than NA

>>140953970
Yes anon. EU is in fact better than NA.
This has been proven multiple times in GenSm vs SmGen matches. This has also been proven by multiple pro players had smurfs in GenSm. There is also currently 2 ex-GenSm member in the spl.
Also Panthera are the world champions.

NA a shit

>>140953970
Once the mudslimes fully take over EU, homosexuals will be hanged in the streets.

How do you farm the bots for the depts of Tartarus quest? I went into a custom match 1v1 a ra boy but when I killed him he had like a 30 sec death timer but I saw a webm like a month ago of someone having them spawn in rapidly. WHAT DO

Playing on Xbox.

>>140956704
Not sure if it's been patched out.

Make a custom 5v5 game, start at level 1 with enough gold for a full build and disable lane minions from spawning.

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>>140915423
Stop it now. Once you spend money on one skin. You will be like. Another is ok. Then another. Then another. I could have bought other games.

>>140954191
Doesn't matter, NA was #1 back when the game was good. NA were the first world champions, because as always America is first.

>>140958815
EU won launch tournament

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>taking e-spurts seriously

>>140956704
I got 500 kills on xbone in like 20 min
>joust
>5v5
>Max money
>level one
>no minions
>pick Vulcan
>all enemy bots KKK
Without minions bots don't know what to do and stop behind towers
With max power build and power potions I got my turret to kill kukulkans in 1 shot

>>140958982
That's not worlds. You guys also got cucked out of 1million lmao. Season 2 was like 400k.

>>140945314
You need a team comp to work with it.
You know one where a ring spells instant death the moment you place it.

>>140954191
Anon I hope you seriously didn't fall for the trolling.

>>140959295
you said
>NA was #1 back when the game was good.

So, was smite not good during launch tourney?

Do people really care so much that you have to make up your own rules as to who is the better region, by saying that it doesn't matter because you think Smite is bad now, so it doesn't count?

>You guys also got cucked out of 1million lmao
I didn't get cucked out of anything, the teams did. I wasn't a part of anything.

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>he hides his profile

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>>140960768
>he checks other people's profiles

>>140960534
Begone yuropoor

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>>140960873
>not checking other peoples profiles

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>>140962002
>my hiding my profile upsets his autism

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>>140962264
>implying I'm the same guy

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>>140962627

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>>140962742

>jewmerican delusion

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>>140963018

Ted Cruz "Cruzr" Ratatoskr skin when?

>>140963904
Paul Bearer Bacchus when?

Does anyone have any idea what elo range is for different leaguer ranks in conquest?
If my SmiteGuru score is 1800 where should I place?

>>140966063
EU masters or NA plat 5

>>140966063
SmiteGuru score isn't that accurate, so don't dwindle on it too much. That being said that's probably somewhere in Silver-Gold if you are at that score on a consistent basis.

Throwing Dagger is shit now?

>>140966063
Around NA diamond and EU low plat/high gold

>>140967489
No. It's still good for clearing.

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Only took a 10 game win streak but my Casual elo is now 2k

>>140968440
>casual
>any importance

>>140968440
>win game, +4
>lose game, -27

Yeah, fuck that scoring system.

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>>140968440
cute

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>>140968852
anon...

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>>140968440
>>140968852
>>140969127
Fucking casuals

>>140969306
go away jiffy

Any idea when we're gonna get the cutesy arachne icons?

>>140967489
Still stupidly good.

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F. that's a bad touch!

>>140975190
F. THAT IS RAPE.
YOU CIS WHITE SCUM HOW DARE YOU LAY HANDS ON A WOMAN.
YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED AWAY.

>>140975190
We can do it the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

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>>140975190

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>>140976128
Plz don't

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Would you let Artemis pee on your face?

>>140975190
How to not a touch a woman by F.

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This image gives me third-hand awkwardness

>>140872190
It also activates on Sylvanus plants

>getting the last 8 wins of this fucking arena quests

holy shit I never want to play this gamemode again

>>140985872
What you don't enjoy getting Sobek shoveled into lava :^)

>>140986491

It's people picking retarded shit. Hey Xing can just throw everyone into the lava and gg! Meanwhile there's no goddamn peel for the carries since our assassin went loki

I have never seen as many lokis and xings in these games, holy fuck

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>>140987916

>>140885413
Paladins is taking everyone.

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>>140991320
This. Been playing nearly nothing but it.

>>140991572
I was kidding boy.

We need more female gods that arne't mages or hunters.

Preferably Warriors and Guardians.

>>140992608
We need more female gods.

>>140992608
We need more gender-flowing god, you mean.

>>140992608
dark souls gods when

>tfw no qt gwyndolin trap god

>>140992608
We need more female gods, period tbqh

>>140975190
>>140984681
she is remembering that goddamn thread hahahahah

>>140992608
Waifu Tier List

>Warriors
Strong and Dependable

>Guardians
Will love you forever

>Assassins
Pretty active

>Hunters
Pretty much all of them are bitches

>Mages
Probably like 1950s housewives who do the dishes

>>140992113
Paladins is dogshit

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>>140998207

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>>140998581

>>140939328
>bart is dm now