Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reminder Visage is a MID

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where the FUCK is the battle pass?

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>>140860258
would you rather marry Visage or Pugna?

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female spider hero when?

>>140860367
>not loli qop

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>tfw no /d2g/ cutie to succ

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>Arteezy without twitch donations
What's the point famtachi?

>tfw no dota 2 gf

Yo let me snipe Arteezy real quick. Keep an eye out for real memes on his stream.

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>>140860258
>visage thread
OH YES

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don't forget to like, r8 and subscribe

>>140860598
gl family

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>No asian or african dota heroes

even LoL knows it's 2016 guys

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>140860367
Pugna:
>Sucks you off dead
Visage:
>Fucks you with flying dicks
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>epicentergg: Hey, @dota2reddit! Any special requests for the coverage and behind the scenes materials next week? Go ahead, we’re listening!

reminder nobody asks d2g because you are a bunch of irrelevant autists

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More music like this one?

apperantly its called "industrial" whatever that means

its just so soothing

>>140860645
I'm Nyanteza

>>140860723
yeah obviously we go with loli QoP

but a loli isn't a queen, so she's really Lolipop

>>140860743
>no bull's cum on either one
out of my face whore

>>140860743
That's disgusting senpai.

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guys stop

>>140857212
it's always been wraith bands but now that band of elven skin builds into dragon lance I can see it being viable

>>140860715
>feet shit

WHY does every single fucking femdom thing have to have stupid faggot ass feet shit shoehorned into it, FUCK.

I HATE THIS FEET FETISH THING YOU ALL SEEM TO HAVE.

what do you do when you become dogshit overnight? like literally drop an entire 1k mmr in skill level? do I just play casual unranked/ability draft/etc. for a while?

What if there was a glimmer cape for physical damage?

>>140860869
chat 36485 for proof

>tfw can't play dota because computer was stolen on the day of the patch
I know the game is terrible but I've nothing else to do in life. There's no anime to watch either.

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>>140861037
Play CS:GO until the same shit happens, switch back to Dota.

>>140861037
spend a few days playing another game then chill in unranked

>>140860258
So /vg/, I have just beaten Aldrich, where should I go now to kill the last lord of cinder?

>>140861104
Ghost scepter is similar m8...

>>140861129
His chat is muted

>>140860997
>pasta is about lc
>no mention of her muscles
Fucking trash desu lad

>>140860723
so visage

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>>140860935

>>140861162
>play csgo

I'd rather watch paint dry famalachi

>>140861159
>tfw can't play dota because computer was stolen on the day of the patch
At least your computer didn't fucked itself the day Dark Souls 3 came out

>>140860997
>feet
>shoehorned
ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ

barny stream soon btw

>>140861312
You should get summoned back to lothric to fight dancer, then continue up the ladder toward grand archives to fight princes

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mike did nothing wrong, fuck off reddit nobody likes you

>>140861312
go to irityhl dungeon down into profaned capital and kill yhorm he's not the last one

>>140860367
Visage, a million times
mai midfu

>>140861470
Spam Dota IMBA for a while until you get a headache, sleep, spam unranked until you get a headache, sleep. After that you should be good for ranked again. Works for me tbqhwyl

Who here playing overwatch in half an hour, I hope it's bad and doesn't steal me from Dota desu

>>140861630
Thx anon, I died almost at the same time I killed Aldrich and therefore was not summoned :)

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>>140860997
>not liking feet

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>go mid
>team yells for 5 minutes straight
DOTARDS?

>>140861659
I have already killed him, I just discovered I should kill the Dancer, thx anyways

>>140861518
It's like someone has died. I can't do anything. All I have is my phone.

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>>140861876
you just have to prove the world wrong, 9 scrubs at a time
eventually, they'll accept it

why is VIsage so underpicked in progames? is he bad?

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Been so long since I've last played, do you still get item drops from unranked games?

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>>140862192
>item drops

>>140862192
>valve giving you hats for free
kek

>>140862192
Pretty low chance. You aren't guaranteed any from leveling your account anymore. And anything you get is untradable.

>>140862192
Do you really think you deserve hats for free? This game is free, please don't think you're entitled to the cosmetic items.

>>140862172
He doesn't fit what they want a support to do

It's not ti3 anymore, your supports need to gank and zone offlaners and do shit like that

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Tobi is casting every game right?

>>140862192
IT'S A FUCKING FREE GAME, DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU DESERVE THESE PIXELS? FUCK YOU RETARD.

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>>140862172
>tfw alch support will never come back

post *that* visage game

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/846416260

>>140862192
Valve put their hands on that
With Jews yoou lose

rtz!strong!invincible!

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>>140860662
s-source my anon

>tfw lost 75 points to disconnect and intentional feedings

how do you guys deal with this shit? i have to win 3 straight games just to break even with shit out of my control

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am i the only one having issues connecting to games? i can't even watch anything in-game. but my connection seems fine otherwise. did they implement some kind of ddos protection in this patch or something? i tried queuing for a game before knowing about this connection problem and it gave me an abandon despite never loading anything.

>want to play some dota
>it's no singles day

>>140860662
SOURCE RIGHT NOW

RIGHT
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R I G H T
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Just now started getting into this game. Tried Clinkz and lost the majority of my games even though I had way more kills than deaths. Always have a leaver or two on my team.

Should I play someone else? I like Abaddon.

>>140862469
I didn't say anything about deserving,you fucking shit stain.

>>140862814
Dirty Bomb lmao

>>140862771
>Should I play someone else?
leaguebub detected

>>140862192
>mfw got a whole set as a drop today
also are these other responses memes or what

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http://agito666.tumblr.com/

When did agito stopped coming here and went full reddit?

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>Doom has been fucked over on for over a year now
>/d2g/ constantly calling him a dead hero, a creep and non-stop shitting on him
>Pros still pick him and he's still a top-tier pick in high MMR ranked games

>>140860662
>african
>asian
>in a fantasy world
kill yourself, faggot

>>140863031
is there m-more to that image

>arteezy stream in livestreamer keeps crashing
JDIMSA

>>140860662
>no Asian heroes
?
What game have you been playing m8?

>>140863037
And why don't you tell me what his win rate is in these competitive matches he is seen in so often?

>>140863037
Infernal blade is miles better than LV Death as far as damage, utility and early impact goes, it's just that LV death provided FREE linkens pop. Now you have to get a targeted item or eat a creep with a targeted skill.

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s-sheever?

>notail spamming offlaners

Is OG finally doing the sensible thing and putting moon on a farming role?

>>140863217
What heroes are asian?
>inb4 juggernaut and rhasta
They are just yellow, it doesn't count

Blog time d2g

I lost a match to my ex and his new gf

Oh, Dota. Have you not been the most cruel you could to me? You kicked me 500 mmr downward already. You nerfed my favorite heroes, such as Ebola Spirit. Why you have to do this to me?
I knew his girlfriend would play support. She always does. And he is pretty bad at the game itself. I was sure i was going to win. But then, it happened.
He picked a support. Lich. And she picked Juggernaut. I was a Mirana.. on a solo lane agaisnt a Slark. Could this be worse?
Yes.
It could.
My midlane is a Meepo. You should never pick this hero.
I played very safely. I farmed well agaisnt the Slark, even killed him once. I got a midas at 8 minutes. It was all good, i could do it. But oh, how silly of me to think he would forget about me... he grabbed a smoke. Slark baited the shit out of me, and they gang banged me to death. And then one more time.
I was scared. Insecure. I had to farm, i, a Mirana, had to outfarm a Slark and a Juggernaut. Was that even possible?
My team started dying, and dying, and dying all the time. One after the other, alone, being catched by 5 of them. Goddamit Meepo, being ulted by lich every single team fight. I got a maelstrom, an aghs, a linkens and a skadi. We still had a chance. I got so many arrows on him, my ex, the Lich. But it wasn't enough. I forgot that the linkens only blocks the first attack on omnislash. She would ALWAYS try to ult me. Didn't matter if she would kill herself. She has to. They had to kill me.
I was hard to kill. Really hard. But my teammates weren't. So they died. They all died. I was the last of us. The last one alive. Our base was falling into pieces. I had two choices. I could give them my throne and the victory, or try to fight and give them my life regardless.
I knew i had no chance. I knew it was my fate. I sat in my fountain, tanky and safe... and watched the world end. My ex and his jealous gf had their revenge on me.
And thats the end of it.

>>140862474
>battlefury/mjolnir alch will never return
>people will build radiance on him till Naga will become the BadAlch

>>140863509

Is this a reddit post

>>140863479
Okay, so ignoring those two clearly asian themed heroes also we have the three spirits

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>>140863509
Hi lelddit

>>140863509
one time is enough faggot kill yourself >>140850371 back to redit

i'm not a robot

How do I offlane Visage?

R8 my new pugna aghs upgrade

>Pugna gains a charge counter for nether blast that starts at 1-1-1

>every second that pugna life drains he gains .5 / 1 / 1.5 charges of nether blast

>caps at 2/3/4 blasts

>>140863854
>that pic
NONNO?

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holy shit be glad you don't suck ass at this game like me

fucking 1k peruvians would rather flip out at each other in monkey beanspeak than finish the god damn game and their internet cafe passes run out mid way so they have to pay for an extra 30 minutes god fucking damn it i hate this god damn game

i'm having a stroke at this very moment

i am dead fucking serious

i would go to the phone to call for help but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

this will be the last thing i ever type in my life

goodbye /d2g /

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>>140864012
sounds cool

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>tfw no qt /d2g/ bf to cuddle

>>140864231
How is your GPM so low with those items and that KDA?

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>>140864296

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Can we all agree that
>"you're the only constant"
is just an an elitist excuse?

If you have 2 retards in your team or disastrous draft there is nothing you can do

>>140864212
No I'm jacoomoo

>>140864397
roaming support so didnt get good farm until late

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>arteezy trying to blame his chat for making him leave twitch, and not the fact that his turkish daddy sold his ass to chinks

>>140864463
>constantfag mad he isn't a variable

lol when will they learn

>>140864463
>not understanding what it means
you really are the only constant here anon

>pick up aegis

>die

>COME BACK TO LIFE LIKE JON SNOW DOES IN GAME OF THRONES S06E02

>>140864463
rtz would win that game

and the point of a CONSTANT you based retard is that it works across multiple games and not your epic fucking reddit cherrypick

if you are better than everyone on the map you will win more than you lose and rank up, its that simple

>>140864296
yo i think i know her and now my penis swells with blood

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who do you guys pick for free MMR now?

solo que is raping my W/L ratio

>>140864628
>>140864661
>>140864669
>t. constants

baited for those EXACT replies btw

>>140864740
become the supportcuck you were meant to be and get FREE mmr from big strong carries

Beesa is doing it guys!

>>140864740
>solo que
Dota has solo queue?

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>>140864668
>mfw when i litteraly just finish watching this 2 minutes ago


almost got me too

>>140864668
>>140865025
Why would you try spoiling a show where everyone already knows or doesn't care what happens?

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Good job Disruptor you won

>>140865160
The show is now ahead of the books so show spoilers are actual spoilers

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>>140864740
Axe/Wraith King/Ursa/Windrunner

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Arteezy literally only sun striked static fields and tornado meatballed people below 10% after teamfights.

Fun match

jesus christ i thought slacks was a dyke on waga's stream

>>140865284
Show left canon a while ago 2bh

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>got to end at season 8

is this true d2g?
or another jew stunt

>>140865452
best monogatari

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'ey doods. hope ya dont mind me droppin some thunderbolts on ya.

>>140862105
>Dagon Visage

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>140865452
>banaslama 3-6

>>140865452
>there are NO that's right """NO""" 5k in d2g

-d2g aka GULAGITISES

>>140864740
the only reason people say clock is shit now is because they want that sweet mmr to themself

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>>140865452
>baneeny slim weenie

>>140865639
>aghs refresher
ummm 2016 called dude XD

How do I play alch without sucking early game?
Like it takes him too long to get online to speed farm, or atleast with me
I was trying out the soulring>armlet>radiance build last game and I managed to get radiance at minute 18
It took me till minute 8 to get soulring and minute 12 to get armlet
What am I doing wrong?

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>>140865634
>not crab

>>140865928
git gud

>>140864740
QoP, once I get enough practice on her.
First thing I'm doing once finals are over is spamming her to 4k. Counterganking is so fucking easy this patch, as long as no one jacks the chicken. People love picking Axe/Slardar now too.

>>140865928
Either commit to the badNaga radiance build or don't buy it at all.

>>140864668
I don't get it, is the show making shit up now? The new book isn't out yet right?

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will he go for it?

how do i play razor

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>>140866025
But I did commit to it, I just wanted to know if I can do anything to stop sucking early game

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>>140865284
>show that has blatanly displayed a complete lack of faith to the source material
>worth shit as an actual spoiler

Is Naga Siren viable?
Was thinking about position 4 Naga pseudo Badman build with Arcane, Urn, Drum, into Yasha, Diffusal

>>140866212
Farm faster.
Have someone stack.

Pick a different hero.

>the last hero you played with uses his Q on your fragile human body trying to cause maximum damage

how does it go for you?

>>140866212
Spending 3k gold on a soulring and armlet before getting radiance is not committing

>>140865928
try hitting creeps?

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RTZ MEEPO

GET IN HERE

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rtz meepo lmao

>>140866210
boots windlace click quas at people

about it the hero is viper level of braindead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exF4MNPZ6uA
Just look at how fluent it looks and feels.
DOTA2 will never be like that.

Also, that PK sound. Unforgettable.

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>tfw no /d2g/ cuties to have fun and clear lpq together

why is panda tv stuck on this fucking panda on the see-saw, I just want to watch rtc FUCK

>pick luna
>lose because BKB does literally nothing now

>>140866310
>Nyx Assassin Impale
I mean if it's a level one Impale I think I survive it.

>>140866327
So I just rush the fucking radiance?
In jungle?
How the fuck do you think that will go if it took me 15 minutes to gather 3k gold without anything?

>>140866371
>>140866384
strim isn'tworking. wat do

>>140866310
>Treant
thanks for free invis based Rooftrellen

>>140866539

>losing with aghs luna
your own fault you picked hero into lifestealer senpai

>>140864740
1. support phoenix maxing laser+aether lense
2. offlane waifurunner
3. support silencer
This will only work if you're 4k ++ tho

>>140866505

are u using firefox? i had to switch to chrome to get it to work

>>140866091
Brienne kills Stannis. Melisandre resurrects Jon Snow. Ramsay kills Roose. Tyrion tames the dragons. The Sand Sneks kill Prince Tristane. R+L=J is confirmed. Bastardbowl is confirmed.

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>Arteezy trying to fill the hole w33 left

>>140866310
well if she is far away then i will take one nuke and if shes' right next to me i take two

then her aghs proc hits and i get two more

>>140866628
Where did I say I went aghs?

How do I level up Terrorblade?

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>>140866432
>last game of lpq
>valve servers fuck up, I get disconnected and cant reconnect
>lpq games get refreshed, I now have to win 5 games AGAIN

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>>140865452
>262 last hits in 30 min

Literally how, 60 in 10 min is RESPECT. Unless you have a battlefury or aghs drow i dont get it.

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>rtz playing meepo

>>140866926
Max meta first, then conjure image, one point in reflection early.

The bigger question is how to itemize him since there's really nothing you can buy that compensates for his weaknesses.

>>140866912
you picked luna and wanted to win, so i just assumed you build aghs

if you didnt, then why are you surprised you lost?

>>140867034
Pretty good meepo

>>140867029
Boots of Travel

>>140867062
>compensates for his weaknesses
>he doesnt know
>he is shit
>he doesnt read patchnotes

>>140867065
I randomed luna and I wanted to avoid memes.

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>>140866953
cucked

>buy Midas on every hero
>never lose because pub teams don't know how to end early

>>140867029
you send forge spirits down the lane while you're jungling, you need to micro the last hits though

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>>140866432
>>140860367
>>140860340
>>140860565
>>140860448
>>140865953

HOW DO YOU FUCKIN LANE AGAINST MEDUSA?

THIS HERO IS SO STUPID

ONLY COUNTER I'VE FOUND IS NYX ASSASSIN

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>Need to win 1 (O N E) game to get out of LP
>It's 5 games in a row of "Your team of Peruvians is literally worth -3 players each"

is the game down or broken? i'm sitting 12 min in unranked eu allpick queue, still not in a game

>>140867307
from my experience it's actually completely random whether the enemy team is "LET'S ROAM AROUND AS 5 ON THE MAP LOL YEAH LET'S DO IT" from minute 10:00 onwards, or if they're the type that just walk around the map farming and letting themselves lose to better late game. It's a total toss up. It's also a random coin flip to know which one your own team is. Makes it pretty impossible to actually build items and pick heroes because you don't know if it's actually safe to pick jakiro mid when the enemy has a spectre and hope your team will actually gather, or if you should pick a ricing carry for mid and try to out-late-game the enemy which is a riskier strategy

>>140867476
Weaver.

>>140867476
try slark or am or pl dumbass

>>140867476
shit hero

>>140866693
that did it family

>>140867476
Diffusal Windrunner hard counters Medusa

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>>140864463
you are the only constant

>>140867212
You don't know better

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>>140867426
I've actually been called really cute by strangers though

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>>140866953
Do you want some help with them? I only have 3 games of LPQ though..

>>140867720
Gay boys?

>>140867659
yeah right

raindrops is fucking shit on him

>>140867029
?
you kill neuts
you push lanes then TP to another lane
60 in 10 min is fucking horrible btw

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>>140867476
Secret vs EG at slavladder, never forget

>>140867607
>>140867609
>>140867637
IN LANE

The fucking Mystic Snake spam on what is essentially a 0 mana cost

>>140867730
I made a new account.
But thanks for the offer anon.

>>140867426
me in the middle

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>>140867645
The O N L Y constant

>cellphone song

i dunno but this song is pretty BASED

>>140867065
luna aghs is garbage are you homo?

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>>140867720
Me too! A boy from /d2g/ asked if I was on hrt too

>>140867818
Any time! I don't wanna make a new account though..

>>140867029
you're a complete shitter lol

>>140867949
Luna Aghs is extremely legit

I bet you still play Gyro as a right click carry

>>140867809
have you considered the ancient chinese art of Attacking His Fuckign Hero

>>140867790
HE BLOCK PICKED

NYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYX

>>140867645
>those items
why

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Dead game
Dead thread

>mfw

>>140868190

>why build diffusal vs omni

=?=????

>>140867645
TA WE NEED WARDS

>>140868190
diffusal is always good versus an omni, and a good dispel against track

>>140867978
Good luck getting more than 60 in first 10 min.

Then actually getting to jungle as mid, and other lanes not needing help, with vision everywhere. Everything dewarded so you can go for quick gank and return to farm.

>>140866721
This in the show? I don't care about the show anyway, I'm gonna read the last book when it's out and be done with this

>>140868262
>>140868317
>no blink dagger
NA shitters lmao

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What if sand king was cute?

>>140867029
>>140868336
lol

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YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO RATIONALIZE *ANY* OTHER ITEM BUILD ON CHEN
WHATS THAT?
OH RIGHT YOU CANT

BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD CHEN BUILD

>>140868396

>2016
>blink first on ta

shaking my fucking head family

pandatv is quite hilarious

panda.tv/87411

>>140868483
found the shitter

>>140868396
This was on EU
And rushing blink on TA is fucking retarded, she needs more items, she needs farm, she needs more damage

>>140868257
Hey Pdor son of Kmer, what's up?

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So what offlaners are good this patch?

Also what are currently the best supports? I'm a carry/mid player but I feel like mixing things up, though I also want to win.

>>140868603
disgrace to EU desu i bet you're a britcuck

>building phase
lol

>>140865805
There is no way clock is good

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>>140868478
YOUR TEN SECONDS ARE LONG SINCE UP
BUILD STANDS UNCHALLENGED

THIS IS NOW CANONICAL CHEN META

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>>140868478
haha the latest EPIC team_syria memebuild that only works against retards and requires perfect luck and mountains of gold and exp to work :D

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ESPORTS
WHEN

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>>140868635
>tfw no kmer hero

>>140868737
>building treads on TA
what is this, 2011?
And I'm actually Lebanese :^)

>>140868603
?
Rushing blink on TA is more than viable in most games.
I'd only get deso first in the cast that there are not many enemy heroes I can instantly blow up.

>>140868850
oh gott its YOU

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>>140864463
No

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>>140868818
Soon! :3

>>140868809
>chen having trouble farming blink/euls
LOL

>>140868836
based
I wish you good games anon
>mfw no shitter on d2g will ever know about these supreme ancient memes

>>140868927
>Talking about constants
>posts a single game
?

>Finals in less than 12 hours
>can't stop playing or shitposting about dota

If my grades were my ancient it wouldn't be lacking defense.

>>140868875
getting deso first makes it easier to get blink, instead of getting blink then deso
You farm alot faster

Speaking of boots what is better on Mirana, Phase boots or Power Treads?

Keep in mind I am 2k shit

>>140865670
it was for the laffs desu

>getting Blink on TA and not Hurricane Pike

LMAOing at your life dweebs

>>140869068
who the fuck is that semen demon

>>140869096
treads. You farm with spells

>>140869092
>farming when you could be ruining some supportcucks day
?

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>>140869006
This saddens me so much. People is really missing on the turbo good memeys.

>>140868528
>hilarious
whts hilarious about that?

REMINDER

SUPPORT GYROCOPTER IS OVERPOWERED

500 DAMAGE NUKE

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>>140869113
>he fell for the hurrimeme pike

>>140869201
>ruining some supportcucks day
not when they're almost never out of position

>>140869096
travel

>>140869180
This makes sense

>>140869295
You just use the regular boots until you get them? Do you rush farm them? Or get them later

I've been getting the ring, bottle and power treads so far but I'm really not sure what late game items I should be going for and every dotafire guide is so different

Are those "Standard 6.8x" build actually any good?

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How the fuck do i play as initator with fucking Zeus and Silencer on the opposing team?

>>140869458
initiate on them

What do I buy in Timber?

>>140869269
REMINDER

stun chen is overpowered

10.5 seconds of disables

rtz meepo is pretty disappointing considering his naga micro was famed

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>>140869458
>Silencer
Build BKB.

>>140869458
Have you tried purchasing a Black King Bar?

Only 3975 gold pieces, a special deal for you

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If force staff is goodBlink then what is Hurricane Pike?

>>140869451
I went brown boots>bottle>wand>midas>aghs>veil/bot>bot/veil>eblade>mjolnir for a couple of games, it's working great so far

>>140869634
anti dota trash

How old are you?

>>140869536
soul ring arcanes -> aghanims -> bloodstone -> soul ring arcanes -> aether lens -> arcanes -> octarine

after early game tanking like a champ, you need to learn to stay back and hurl chakrams from a distance instead of suiciding at melee range like a retard. You're like a sniper who deals aoe pure damage mid/lategame

>>140869634
only viable in drow and maybe huskar

>>140869695
I'll give that a try, /d2g/ told me Mjolnir is not worth it though

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Reminder, you are the only constant :^)

>>140868757
he's good eventually- once you lose enough mmr people don't understand batter assault and you get ez mmr

>>140869937
>Zues
>skill

lamo

>artour picking meepo against an ember

JUST

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>You now also gain infinite cast range for 1 spell, or 2 seconds when using Hurricane Pike
Did I fix this shitty meme item?

>>140869937
>that np
lmfao

>>140869937
>blocks names
>leaves ID

>>140869794
All your items gear towards AoE magical damage and you need a right click boosting item for the last slot so it fits that niche perfectly. I don't really know, you could go for bloodthorn or mkb or something too, or butterfly but I think it's just bad trying to be jack of all trades when you could shit out million aoe damage.

Also, forgot to add bkb in there, I usually get that before mjolnir

>>140870173
Yeah, if you want to stalk the game go for it, but I'm not going to make it easy for the non stalkers.

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>post pugna aghs idea on reddit

>instantly downvoted, no discussion

o-ok

>>140869937
>>140870173
>australians
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/258324964

>>140869937
>aghs
>no mobility item

you deserved it

>>140869937
>barely normal skill shitter
>Bitching about anyone ROFL

>>140870243
That's an elegant way of saying you fucked up

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>client update
>winter major event expires on may 12th

GIVE ME THE FUCKING BATTLEPASS ALREADY VALVE FUCK YOU

>>140869458
Have you tried to initiate on Zeus and Silencer first?

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>>140870205
Thanks man

I will try that with this build

>>140870343
>Euls + Travels
>No mobility
/d2g/

>>140870360
Scary part is it's a smurf ac, so maybe I am a shitter

>>140870378
How so?

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>>140870297
If 4chan had downvotes theoryshitting would be downvoted here too

Theoryshitters are the pinnacle of dunning-kruger

Does anyone else feel guilty when they pick Slark?

>>140870536
>Euls and travels
>mobility

~D2G haahahhahaha

>>140870490
Oh nonononono, always max arrow last, go like this:

w>e>q>q>q>r/w>q>w/r>e>e>r>e>w>w

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>Arteezy lost to an Ember that had abandoned

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>>140860258
Looking for a new hero to play

>>140870587
only for the supports, fuck the core pickers

>>140870696
you replied to one that you should
visage

>>140870656
Right on, I guess since the damage isn't as important as setting up a good stun which is based on distance traveled at any level anyway

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How do I into armlet toggling? Like when do I toggle on/off?

>>140870552
except 50% of new content is from theoryshitting like that

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>>140870781
first you toggle on

>>140870781
when below 400 HP and there's no attacks hitting you within about half a second

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>>140870886
Yeah thanks for that reddit

>>140870765
I play him already. What's form carry

>>140870973
Fotm

>>140870950
reddits contribution is complaints
(subtractive)

d2gs contribution is theoryshit
(additive)

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>>140870973
>I play him already
Meepo, then.
rtz picked him so he has to be viable

>>140870781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LpBFc3fbE0&feature=youtu.be

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Hello my fellow white friends in /d2g/!

Are you watching my team's run to the regional qualifiers right now?

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hey yo shut the fuck up, you now who this post is for.

>>140870767
Leap has an awfully fucking long cooldown especially in early levels, you want to get that maxed out asap. You can even skip level 2 ult at 11 for lv 4 leap. So it's more about getting it down from terrible to semi-spammable.

My justification for level 2 arrow before maxing out Leap is from level one to level two, arrow gets a whopping 2.8x multiplier to its base damage, so it's good value. Otherwise most of the time you won't even notice it dealing any damage. Keep on keeping on buddy.

And pic related is to prove that I'm at least not some 2k theoryshitter, if that helps make you feel at ease with my advice

And on the other hand,

M A N G I N A

>>140871543
>girl

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>>140871450
jesus christ that last line shouldn't be there and this is the pic, I should go to sleep

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>>140871543
NECK YOUR """""SELF"""""

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>play ranked
>get stomped by ultra tryhard meta ganking
>play unranked to unwind
>the enemy team is filled with 5k's
>not even close to 5k
>play ability draft to unwind
>get stomped by no fun allowed 8 stun teams

when does dota become fun.

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>people maxing heartstopper aura first and taking stats over sadist
>it doesn't even do damage, why would I use that?

where is esport?

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>>140871618
who >is< amber?

>>140871619
Sweet, I still need to learn a lot but this goes a long way

>>140871782
People were posting xir's picture earlier.

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Is it worth buying Ironwood Branches just for the FREE extra regen from tangoes?

>>140872032
Most pros do it so I guess you might as well just blindly copy them

>>140872032
yes

each tango is ~30 gold, branch is 50 gold so you're paying ~20 extra gold for a 5th tango that gives you +1 stats until used

>>140872032
If you have a slot and 50 gold to spare, theres no reason not to

>>140872032
no, but if you only have 1-2 tangoes left, cant afford more regen/cour is in use/whatever, then make that tango count m8.

>>140860836
Try Karjalan Sissit.

A great deal of industrial stuff isn't all that soothing, but rather aggressive by nature. For that I'd suggest Ministry, Swans or even :wumpscut: although the latter has some gothic undertones, which isn't what Laibach is about.

If you just like the kind of imagery and themes Laibach has, you can get that stuff out of neofolk blends like Rome.

THIS FUCKING PANDA IN A SEE SAW IS REALLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF

Why does everyone play alch with fucking Radiance in my pubs ? Naga gives your team fucking 80% map control and sure win once you're set

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Does anyone know whatever happend with that chick that got raided during ti5 mango stream?

The one that looked like a trap or something.

does she still stream or did she take the money and run away?

>Legion Commander can cast Items during Duel

Viable?

>>140872730
her bf beat her then she ran and became an sjw

>>140872746
no broken

Blademail on necro? Seems legit to me.

>all these aggressively useless miranas

MAKE IT STOP

>>140872672
Because it's the fastest way to farm on the hero. If you just want more GPM, that's your best bet. Plus Radiance by default isn't such a bad item. It's pretty good click damage for a hero that has garbage gains to add to his base damage with levels even without the evasion and burn synergy with acid.