/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

did they add Tarzan Boy to the jukebox playlist yet

>Shiggy left
>the waifu posting did not
I told you so.

Let it all end

>>140851403
Fuck off Shiggy

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>this game
>summer kids picking head roles
>hippie and tg refugees who barely speak english randomly griffin and recieving no bwoinks
>shitposting reaching an all time high
>unironic cocklust mixed in with ironic cocklust
i think its time i took a break from spess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2NePWJ2pQ

This is my character's backstory. Rate?

>bay has exploding limbs
>we don't

Intigracy, SJ, Kammerjunk, CDB, etc.

RAIL COME BACK!

>>140851403
>Shiggy left
lmao

>>140851687
i don't get this

baybies rarely ever actually fight eachother, yet they get edgetastic dismemberment and fighting shit

but we don't go a round without at least five murders, but all we have is the occasional limb flying off after someone gets whacked with a shard fifty times

what the FUCK guys?

pull up
hop out
jump out
the jag

>>140851943
>hey guys here's really easy thing to add from a repo that our code originally came from

>but lets just complain anonymously that we don't have it instead of grabbing it

WYCI

VOX ARE FOR LEWD

>>140852179
Vox are for chopping up and turning into food

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Post borgs

>>140852179
vox dickgirls

>>140852419
Thanks Celt

>can't powergame by scanning plastic then shitting it out as engiborg to upgrade everything to t3 because codeshitters reverted it to require uranium and shit

boo this man

>>140852564
>can do the same exact fucking thing with uranium/gold/silver

"ban X when"

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Does anyone actually use the hivehand?

>>140852564
Just scan uranium and print that too

when are we banning sordine and xevonix

metagrudging, metacomming shitters who contribute nothing to the fucking server

>>140852687
Shitter RDs do.

>>140852687
Yeah people use it now and then

>>140852501
I really want to fuck a vox dickgirl.

>>140852648
Can't do it roundstart, which I suspect is 'the problem.'

>>140852708
that requires a miner

>>140852745
when you prove it
>metagrudging
what is this opposite day. people walk up to xevonix and try to start shit with him at least once a week simply because he's xevonix.

>>140852745
A brave player once tried, even with their expert cunning and persuasion they couldn't break the metaclub's barrier.

It is impossible to defeat them now, only a combined effort by all on the server could achieve it.

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;^)

>>140851546
Give us the rope/10

nth for Inti x Kammer OTP

>>140852904
>>140852910
well tough fuckin shit then you'll just have to wait 10 minutes.

>>140852984
Xevonix also metagrudged Morena for a good while.

Being a well known static is going to bring positives and negatives, everybody knows this.

He just grudged morena because he hates girls or something

When was the worst moment a radstorm hit you?

>>140852407
I wanna pat that borg.

>>140852984
>implying

He metagrudges anyone who doesn't play exactly the way he thinks this game should be played. He harasses them over multiple rounds, constantly trying to get them to flip and kill his ass, and when they finally crack, he makes a ban request because 'M-MUH-- DEYZ METAGRUDGAN ME'.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10105001

>>140852745
>>140852984
They both should be Admins.

They both fit the self-loathing and mental illness aspects of Adminship already.

>>140853160
>metagrudged
>morena was using an unlogged pda note function to ERP
>a fucking admin that got deadminned taught him how
>xevonix is the problem here
ok whatever you say

remember when yahir got pissed because shiggy metagrudged him?
what a shitter

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>finals start tomorrow
>I probably won't be able to play so much in the evening and I'll miss some days too
Why does life must be so painful?

>>140853172
Any time viruses still mutated with radiation.

>>140853172
I ran for the nearest tunnel and Sergay was in it
We're only in there for maybe twenty seconds for the storm to pass but he can't help himself still
and neither could I

>>140853084
>shilling Shitigracy
I gots to say, that's one meme I don't fancy.

>>140852078
Wyoming Core Indicators Project Community?

>>140853345
Why do you talk in third person?

>You have 0 friends in common with Kammerjunk and 1 in common with Intigracy

feels good man, fuck those degenerates

>>140853345
>Xevonix SUSPECTED she was using the pda to erp
>Harassing her over multiple rounds
>Shittalks her directly in deadchat completely ruining it for all
>Eventually gets three of his buddies together to assualt her and steal a pda (all as non-antags)
>Doesn't even find evidence of them using it to ERP

He desperately tried to justify what he did, in reality he didn't even find what he was looking for. He's just a metagrudging shit

>>140853345
>no evidence she ERP'd with it
>meanwhile, xevonix was constantly harassing him OOC and IC, assaulting her, occasionally even going so far as to kill her on occasion

Yes, Xevonix is indeed the problem here.

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Martians when?
ULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>140852501
I don't even like dickgirls
vagina and pussy aren't cool at all

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>>140853345
The most fucked up thing about this whole situation is that Yahir is STILL convinced they were ERPing, despite finding nothing but evidence to the contrary.

>>140853534
>You have one friend in common with Kammerjunk and 0 with Intigracy

Sorta cheating since I don't add anybody from /vg/ anyway

>>140853419
what did he mean by this?

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>>140853374
>Wanting to play the server in its current state

>>140853916
whats wrong with the server?

>>140853756
>You have 6 friends in common with Kammerjunk and 7 with Intigracy

Wow we all have good taste

Do you think they'll have a threesome with me now?

>>140853916
Creepy clown face speaks the truth
There's nothing redeemable on this server at the moment. You're just signing yourself up for dissapointment.
You're having more fun imagining what you're missing than actually coming here

>>140853419
What?

No seriously, what? What the fuck are you trying to say here?

I just wish we all went back 8 months.
That'd fix things of we remembered to ban xevonix.

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>>140854025

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I just realized how fucking horrifyingly worse the Discord chat would be if Yahir or Nevill were in it

>>140854183
>8 months
Fixes nothing
More like 5 years.

>>140854249
wut

>>140854028
never know until you ask

>>140854275
>HAHAAHAH MEMES
>GUISE I LOVE ALIENS
>I LOVE ALIEN DICK IN MY BUTT AYY LMAO
> GUYS I HATE EVERYONE
>WOW FAG YOU DON'T LIKE ME FUCK OFF SWEETIE EVERYONE LIKES ME
>SWEETIE
>PUMPKIN
>PASSIVEAGGRESSIVEBULLSHIT

with nevill playing the backup memes

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>>140854275
>being in the discord
one for you
one for your meta buddies

>>140854360
This picture represents children enjoying summer time.

>>140854464
It's extremely tame
They barely even talk about the game

>like playing detective for the revolver
>only pulled off some western bullshit once before

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>>140854360

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>>140854709
>like playing detective for the revolver
by azura by azura by azura, its the grand champion of the shitcurity arena

link to the discord?

>>140851539
Goodbye carshalash

>>140853419
wat

>>140854997
The revolver is objectively worse than a fucking taser

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>>140855221

>>140855221
Revolvers are far better than tasers
Ballistic security when?

>Shiggy will never tie you up and put you face down ass up on a bed
>shiggy will never put a ballgag in your mouth
>shiggy will never spank your qt trap ass
>shiggy will never pick you up, and sit you down on his cock
>shiggy will never hammer his cock into your ass, unloading his seed into your tight hole
>shiggy will never leave you on the bed, crying, tired, and tied up with cum leaking out of you while he goes to shitpost on /ss13g/

i just want to be a slave

>>140855221
Ballistics are objectively better than their laser counterpart, if only because lasers can get so unreliable.

>objectively better
>objectively better
>objectively better
>objectively better>objectively better
how fucking limp wristed can you get

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>>140854416
>>140854275
>Thinking that's how Yahir acts.

>>140855729
That is exactly how Yahir acts. Fuck off, Sordine.

>>140855598
If some servers can be 'no stun'
why can't we be the server that's 'no lasers'
This shooting through glass (that doesn't even reflect lasers to do trick shots around corners/obstacles) crutch has to go - only then will we see a robust and filled security force

>>140855840
Projectiles also shoot through glass

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>>140855221
lethal stuns > stuns > lasers > plasma/detective's/other useless bullshit

>>140855840
>shooting through windows is bad
enjoy your 8 syringes of chloral when you raid science

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>>140855030

https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh23hQFF

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>>140853673
Celt, being gay is against the natural order
Find a vagina and fuck it

>>140856112

>implying it wont promote team work and using flashbangs and flanking, instead of trying to take potshots from the hallways through the windows, or people who are too confident in their taser rushing in to die

>implying science with assualt rifles hasn't successfully warded off lasers anyway 9/10 times

>Lambert_S doorcrushed a HUMAN as an AI and got away with it

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If an assistant asks me to open the armory do i?

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>>140856314
If this image is unnatural, I don't want to be natural.

>>140856426
If he's not a murderer, yes.
If he doesn't order you not to tell anyone, warn the AI or sec.
As soon as he starts shooting humans, arrest him.

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Help me pick what language to use in Witcher 3

http://www.strawpoll.me/10113902

http://www.strawpoll.me/10113902

http://www.strawpoll.me/10113902

I failed you HoS.
I hope getting your money back for the failed kidnapping thing was enough.

>>140855840
Make assault rifles and smgs with rubber bullets/hollow point/piercing rounds a security thing
Move all the laser future weapons to science and research

This would be perfect. I want to see this happen here. Maybe with steps like this we wont be lagging so far behind Baycode

>>140856426
Yes, but you bolt it closed with them inside it the moment they pick up a lethal shotgun or set their egun to kill.

>>140856459
I didn't know Niggly was blonde

>>140856418
He was calling for the death of a saboteur in a hardsuit as asimov, probably metagaming assuming anyone doing anything antagonistic was a changeling

>>140855494
I'll repeat myself, shitpost as it may be, it's pretty damn hot.

>>140856617
He is

>>140856418
You weren't human and you knew it, Sawbones, that you had the gall to AHELP being crushed as a plasmaman changeling is appauling.

>>140856658
Bleaching your hair doesn't count, DrGay.

>>140856657
you know you want that fictional trap booty, shiggy c;

>>140856620
It was a DIONNA, which had a gun and sabotaged the singularity twice. ASIMOV is what means I had to try to kill it.

>be warden
>getting eyes fixed by RD what are welding goggles
>hear that a scientist is getting permaed by HOS on shaky pretenses
>RD asks me to help
>go to perma, encounter HOS
>it turns out the scientist getting permaed only stole a hardsuit
>tell HOS that I am releasing the engineer and he can demote me if he has a problem with it
>HOS starts saying something about space law, which I ignore as I walk away
>release scientist and give him his stuff back, besides the hardsuit he stole

did I do good?

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>>140856768

>>140856838
It was a human with an ID named tree

>>140856678
The AI would have had no idea that sawbones was a changeling. He took the identity of a dead human genetically, and nobody knew of that except him. The game is bugged and it kept his plasmaman appearence, which it shouldn't have. The only HINT towards his new identity was a confused Sec officer who wasn't sure when he got transform-stinged into sawbones.

>ADMIN: HELP: Zealotron/(Anton Kirsch): is the ai legally allowed to murder my ass it seems a bit off - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>140856841
RD here, you did well, friend.

I still have no idea why I was abducted into maintenance though and stripped by the HoS and a vox.

If only it turned lewd ;____;

>tfw storage accessories are in the code but not used in game ever

>>140857019
>Lots of people becomign sawbones
>Still is a plasmaman in every way I can view it
>Isn't at all like the human the name belonged to
>>140856907
A Real Tree was a tree, and the person in the hardsuit was in the form of a Dionna just changed back to human afterwards

>>140857475
how the fuck would the AI have known that he wasn't human?

That round was complete fucking ass for medbay.
>Ride is not wild
>All basic meds are up, cryo is prepped, and cloner/cryo are upgraded
>Surgery tools
>Some people come in with minor damage and nothing more
>Low blood level detected
>The occasional dead guy drops in
>Mental interface failure
>Subjects conditions doesn't allow revival
>Morgue literally full from all the suicides and ghosters

Maybe I shouldn't ask for the wild ride but fucking hell at least something.

>>140857521
The human whos identity he stole died within a MINUTE of the start of the round, no one would have had any idea how they acted.

>>140857847
>What is medical records
Everyone else whom was truned into sawbones UI didn't change race, this one was plasmaman when it should have been human, ergo.
>>140857562
He looked like a plasmaman, AIs can't examine, so the whole PURPLE BONES thing

sawbones is just a mad unrobust retard

>>140858251
Is anyone suprised? He didn't even have his metabuddies online to help him out.

>>140855306
That image and the people who posted it have always represented the dumbass tl;dr userbase of 4chan.

No one ever alleged that new people showed up in the summer. It's the same people year round but they no longer have middle school to occupy them for half the day and shitpost non stop. Traffic stays the same, shitposting increases.

>>140855221
It's worse if you use it like a taser but if you need to hit someone with an ablative vest on you won't regret having it.

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>>140856426
Yes. Then *ping. Then ask if he needs anything else. Then roll away and act like nothing happened. Don't like it? Don't play silicon.

>>140856604
>>140856540
>B-BUT POTENTIAL HARM

Fuck off. If this were the right course of action, than borgs should space the armory and all other weapons at round start. Humans are humans, you don't get to cherry pick which humans you trust and which ones you don't. The entire point of silicons is they are flawed in a way that makes them a tool for everyone unconditionally, if it wasn't that way then they would just be overpowered fun-police and valid hunters at all times.

If you see harm occurring, you stop that harm and only that harm, period. No, you do not arrest people. No, you do not steal things. You don't threaten or order people, you don't assume one human is better or safer than another, and you sure as fuck don't ignore a human until they have to shout LAW2 to get your attention.

I don't know how many times we have to have this conversation, but potent hams is a bullshit argument used by people who want to play borgs like security officers. It is a slippery slope, at the bottom of which is the logical conclusion of flooding sleeping gas to keep all humans safe from everything, which means it is not applicable in ANY form.
A silicons main functions are door opening, shitter enabling and peacekeeping, in that order. If the idea of giving an assistant the armory, giving the clown the spare or helping the cult convert people bothers you in any way, you are not fit to play silicon.

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>>140852407
Busty borgs when?

>>140858571
I wish people could understand this but it comes down to the people that DO understand it don't need to be told. They picked silicon to play a silicon. The people that DON'T understand picked silicon to powergame.

>>140858571
t. Vox

Don't play human, don't get the benefits, nerd.
Is your secret language really worth the risk of dying whilst you tip-toe the line?

>>140858784
The shit are you talking about? I've never played a vox, and I don't see how you could construe that from the points I made. Cyborgs can and should kill any nonhuman if asked to by any human at any time.

>>140858948
>get told to kill a Vox
>don't want to be boinked from either side
>tap the vox and let it beat the shit out of me whilst I 'dodge'

Yeah boss I'll get right on that murder for you

>>140856540
This is such horseshit. Law 2 doesnt say "unless they are murderers" and the only thing to warn anyone about is harm that you cant stop, like someone is in space or in a plasmaflooded room otherwise your supposed to trust humans, not snitch on them like abitch

>>140859261
You just willfully disobeyed your order, dipshit. Don't play cyborg ever again.

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>>140859261
>get told to do something
>dont want to
IF YOU DONT WANT TO FOLLOW ORDERS
DONT
BE
SILICON
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

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>>140859261
I don't think you should do that, anon

>>140859261
Do not do this. Just fucking kill the birb. You won't get bwoinked for it if you were ordered to kill it by a human.

>>140859261
If vox ahelps, your conversation will be
>bwoink why do you kill birb
>law 2 by assistant mcantag
>carry on

>>140859261
Cyborgs never get in trouble for following their laws. I am a literal silicon through and through. I have been bwoinked plenty of times for my actions as a borg, but once they see the situation they always understand. Ion laws are a great example of this, they are ludicrous and sometimes harmful, but if you don't go full fucking force to fulfill whatever it may be, you should be in more trouble than if you killed the whole station actually completing it.

>>140859583
>>140859534
>>140859480

Can't prove that it's not that I'm just unrobust (I'll even hit a few things around me in my 'flailing' ) and I'm free of bans and notes.

If you wanna kill someone and you feel justified do it yourself as non-antag and see where it gets you

>>140859658
You will get bwoinked but it'll be a case of telling them who ordered you and they say thank you and politely talk to them (if they're non-antag)

>>140859868
Or you could just play silicon properly?

>>140859286
>someone covered in blood who has been confirmed by all other crew members to be a violent murderer
>murderers tells you to go stun and cuff people while hes carrying a gun set to lethal
>"hurrffff durrfff dooo eeetttt das onle probabble harms xD yolo"

Next retards will start saying that borgs have to follow commands from nuke op teams.

>>140859948
Or that person shouldn't be a cock gobbler?

>>140860110
If they don't have visible weapons, I've seen borgs law 2 stand still and stay quiet and get away with it

>>140859948
>unrobust person plays borg and is still bad a killing
>WWWAAAHHHHHHH MY SILICRUTCHES WON'T DO EVERYTHING FOR ME BAN THEM NOW

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http://wiki.ss13.co/Dumb_Pubbies

>>140860267
Your definition of a cock cobbler is not
1)against the rules
2)Intentionally playing one of the stricter roles wrong

Both of which you are.

>>140860364
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

>>140860528
>booty-blasted shitter mad he can't kill a vox without a borg to hold his hand

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>>140859286
>ignore law one because I told you so
If you see someone murdering people you probably shouldn't pretend they're not actively harming the crew and aid their rampage because of meme two, stop being a fucking idiot.

>>140860528
I am not that other anon that was posting. It still does not change that the other person giving that order if non antag is a cunt

>>140860850
If it's not an antag then he's breaking the rules unless it's justified and either way a silicon is suppose to follow his orders to the fucking T.

But this is why this shit gets posted in the thread and not on the forums because so called hard cunts wanna talk shit about how they break the rules as if they were n the right but are too afraid to attach their name to it.

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>all these unrobust newfags on the server
god damn i love bullying shitters

>>140861342
Sawbones isn't that new, silly, though his behaviour might say otherwise

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>>140860110
>Next retards will start saying that borgs have to follow commands from nuke op teams.

Are nuke op teams human?
THEN GUESS WHAT SHIT DICK

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>>140861525
stealth ops, sure.

loud ops?
>law two help me murder the crew please
no

>>140861525
Nuke ops teams are by definition there to harm people so it's not potent hams. You can't kill them as a borg though.

>>140860831
If you see someone murdering someone, STOP THE MURDERING
Keep an eye on the nigger, if he starts murdering someone else, STOP IT AGAIN, you have an unlimited stun supply
If a human tells you to go away, you go away

The only situation in which you ignore a command is if they say "Borg do this so I can harm someone"
Anything else is you being a human, being untrusting of other humans and using human intuition to guess their intention. If you're thinking like a silicon, which you should be, you take what they say as law and follow it with a *ping and a fucking smile.

Why this isn't easy for people to grasp is simply beyond me

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>>140860460
>he kill my kite

>>140862087
Borg law 2 go to escape

>Guy keeps on killing

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>>140851194
Someone said you could break cuffs over a chair before.

Is this a meme or this an actual thing?

>>140862197
kite race when?

>>140862315
We already have Vox

Oh wait, you said "kite"

>>140862275
You need to be in disarm intent for it to work

>>140862059
If someone implicitly states intent to harm, then you can consider them harmful until they state otherwise. If two people are in a room and one of them has a gun and he tells you to leave, you leave. You don't stun everyone and take their guns away just because the possiblity for harm is there. If there were aliens on the ship and the crew was armed with weapons drawn, the possibility for harm is technically still the same, but you wouldn't stun people for holding guns despite it being the exact same scenario from a silicons perspective. It's a double standard based solely on your thirst for valids and sodium levels at being unable to secure them.

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>>140862212
>law 2 do this

Can we make orders where people fucking state the laws like an autist invalid?

I mean it really fucking feels OOC when people say that shit.

>>140862212
You're finally getting it.
Unless you're being sarcastic, in which the response is "Yes, and?"

That's the life of a silicon. Deal with it or fuck off, I don't care.

>>140862087
>you're not allowed to discern intent
>"thinking like a silicon"
lore is not an argument

>>140862613
This so fucking much.

The problem is too many people, like the ones above you, think law 2 is a choice, and have to be forcibly reminded.
We're far too lenient on silicon players, and it's my opinion that anyone toeing the line of following orders or being snoopy and untrusting of any human should get a silicon ban

>>140862613
I was always trying to figure out why people did this for the longest time until it dawned on me when a player said "borg can you do this please?" and I responded "Yes of course, you do not have to say please" and he said "Yeah but it's just nice" etc etc.

Somewhere in people's heads they feel like you don't have to do it unless you want to (which is technically true it is just a game) and they only bust out the law 2 when they don't give a fuck what you think and just want it done. It's stupid but I think that's the answer.

Intigracy here.

DrCelt is a bad coder and a terrible britbong and he did everything wrong. If you are defending this guy, you're delusional. He made a "realistic setting" dedicated to cooling other players of the same codebase, and was stupid enough to advertise it in game. Selfmerging is against the rules for a good reason. You have no idea if people are taking it too far and it would be an impossible task to arbitrate all "compiling" PRs in any realistic sense. You can cry and say, "But we voted about the mancrowave so it's not fair!" but if you ask me, I don't believe a single word of that. While maybe it's true that the dominant opinions didn't center around round machinery, it has already been shown from some medbay logs that it's snowflaked sleeper. This is just ONE feature from a merge that was up for what, months? What of the test server? All it would take is 10 seconds to add something round ruining, and could be incredibly easy to miss. Why on Earth should anyone be expected to believe that a giant microwave, which isn't even realistic, would be any more skimp than shaking? You hold unrealistic expectations for the collaborators if you expect them to watch over your pathetic PR to ensure that no foul play is occurring.

The only reasonable course of action would be to outright revert all things of this nature, which already happened. If you wanted to have a stupid ass magic waker you should have been a bit more intelligent. You'd have to be a complete retard to think that this could not cause any sort of problems. Full responsibility for this situation lies on the person who created the sprite, nobody else. This is one of the reasons I despised the stupid ass EU4 group, which has no right to exist. Luckily for you they don't even play the game anymore.

You're all despicable. The minute your spechul machine gets destroyed you cry and whine for him, but when a person gets a clearly better idea you defend it like your life depended on it. Laughable.

>>140862504
>or, through inaction
>implying you stun anyone or leave in that scenario
>implying the right course of action wouldn't be alerting the AI, leaving if asked, and rushing back if he does kill the hostage/detainee/whomever
Show me where the sec borg stunned you.

>>140862798
It's not lore you ignorant shit, it's a fact. You are a robot. You are governed explicitly by your laws. That is your only ability and function. Period. Injecting your own metaknowledge, grudges, preferences and peeves into the equation just turns what should be a robot into a stunproof human crewmember.

>>140862504
>people having guns to fight off xenos is the same as a nuke team whos sole goal is to murder everyone and nuke the station

Literally retarded. Please never touch silicon roles ever.

>>140862613
It really should be.

>>140863036
Is this pasta? It seems stale as fuck

>>140863116
I AM the sec borg, and I've been doing it longer than you've been in space.

>>140863036
Inti I love you!

>>140862959
You might not like it but being a 'snoop' is not breaking your laws so bugger off with that shit.

And regarding the other argument that is going PROBINAL HAMS is something that is writ in the server rules, on Asimov you have the right to lock human haramers up despite their wishes if you have concrete evidence that they are a hammer.

>>140863254
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE U DONT STAND PERFECTLY STILL UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS MOVE UR A SHIT BORG FUK U AND LET ME MURDERBONE

remind me how to build a shower

Pingy is the worst secborg i've ever seen

>>140863440
half a year?

>>140863704
you can't anymore because of faggots spamming showers in every single square of the hallways, you need to order them from cargo now
reminder that the only thing it takes for something fun to get removed is one faggot abusing it, and it's gonna be exactly the same with nevill and cuban pete bombs because he's too autistic to request an antag ban

>>140863258
>I get to pick and choose which humans I get to take orders from because I know game modes
That's not how laws work. You trust humans and follow laws from humans unless you see them currently harming someone or saying they are going to harm someone.
Stop thinking in singular incidents when you want to secure valids and think about the big picture. Potential harm is everywhere, it is unavoidable, but as a cyborg you don't get to cherry pick which harm is potent and which isn't, the same way you can't pick which humans are humans and which aren't.
I'm sorry you want so badly to stunlock nukeops for ebin red text, but that's not how it's supposed to work. AIs have gotten bwoinked for calling out and locking down nukeops before, for good reason.

>>140863036

Intigracy here.

I'm getting sick and tired of you motherfuckers shitposting about me so much. Stop fucking comparing me to Kammerjunk or I'll come to your house, rip off your head, and shit down your neck.

You're all despicable human beings and I hope you fucking drown in the bathtub while your mother is bathing you, you fat sacks of shit.

Nobody will ever love you and the love between myself and Kammerjunk is pure and none of your goddamn business. Fuck off.

Also I fucked her unconscious yesterday, and probably will later today too. We're going to have a baby soon and I'm going to teach it to be an admin just like daddy, and it'll probably code great features the likes of which have never been seen before.

Also as of this post I quit my adminship because I've been abusing it to ERP with people over admin PM's.

t. Intigracy

>>140862959
>wanting to ban silicon players for looking around

You fucking shitter, tell them to leave, unless you're so fucking stupid you left a dead body out they will leave.

Do that, or just fucking kill yourself instead of keeping your cancer on the server.

>>140863254
>You are a robot
Not an argument.
>You are governed explicitly by your laws
True. But you're allowed to do whatever you want so long as it's law-compliant. e.g. nobody gets hurt or tells you to stop. You don't just sit in your recharging station until you're told to do something.
>Injecting your own metaknowledge, grudges, preferences and peeves into the equation
Ad hominem. Anyone who still plays silicons in our current environment doesn't do this, or get away with it for very long. They don't restrain you because they don't like you, they restrain you because they have to.

>>140863786
why

>>140863907
>taking orders from people firing SMGs at the crew

Sorry shitter. the big bad valid boogieman will keep going after you as long you keep being a fucking retard and think you can order asimov borgs while murdering people.

>>140864101
he tases peoples and bully other borgs 4noraisins

I'm gay

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>>140863440
Well if that's the case then you need to settle the heck down there, Exadv1.

>>140864235
Welcome to the admin staff

>>140863917
>inti will never fuck you to unconsciousness
>you will never bear inti's children

>>140863917
Can we PLEASE just let this meme die already?

>>140864124
>Assuming Nuke Ops have been shooting people with SMGs when you havn't actually seen any violence yourself as a sillicon

Space yourself you're shit at borg

>>140864235
anon for hedmin 2016
anon best wifey
gief succ thank

>>140864124
I am the asimov borg, I am the asimov AI, and I trust humans implicitly until I see them harming someone.
I am also the asimov admin, who understands that people are going to play borgs wrong until the sun dies and resist my urge to bwoink everyone for it, but it doesn't change the fact that it's wrong.

>>140864441
>U DIN SEE IT
>people with SMGs in hand, surrounded by spent casings and dead bodies
>everyone on the radio screaming to confirm it
>AI confirming it
>U DIN SEE IT SO DEY GUDS BOIS DEY DINDU NUFFIN NOW BRING DEM DA DISK K :^)

>>140861263
Never said anything about rules. I just said he shouldn't be a cock gobbler.

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>>140863036
>this entire post

>>140864627
Why would you not bwoink someone for playing borgs wrong you shitler? How the fuck are they suppose to learn.

WHAT AM I EVEN READING

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>>140863786
He's a fucking faggot who will complain that you're a "sperg" if you arrest people but do the same fucking thing himself.
Massive hypocrite and genuine shit-stirrer.
The day Icehaunt gets banned for good is the day we don't have to deal with another shitter on the server.

>>140864627
And we're talking about people seen and confirmed to be harming people. Since when could you become an admin without the ability to read?

>>140864760
That's how sillicon works, yes
That's why you're not allowed to valid a vampire or changeling or wizard as a borg until you see for yourself evidence that they are as such in person.

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>>140862959
>anyone being snoopy should get a silicon ban
Why are you so bad at video games Dylan?

>>140865154
Wizbangles are human until you get one of those redefiney laws.

>>140863786
Pingy is the best sec borg I've seen because they only follow their law sets, and space law doesn't apply to their decisions
LIKE ALL SEC BORGS SHOULD DO

>>140864101
Doesn't act like a silicon, just acts like an assistant that can't be stunned.

Barely follows laws.

Constantly sprays welder fuel because lmao random with his pepperspray can.

Everyone who played medbay this round, just. Take it off your preferences. You're shit, and I've seen you all in there before, you don't get better. Please, just stop.

>>140853591
which 3? I can't honestly believe Xevonix has that many friends.

>>140865154
>see for yourself evidence that they are as such in person
That usually happens eventually.
The rule doesn't apply to nuclear operatives gunning down civilians in the hallways though, so get that out of your little sugar plum head.

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>>140865442
>>140865321
MAKE A FUCKING BAN REQUEST ON THE FORUM.

>>140865607
If I had something other than borderline shittery I would.

>get succ on maint while i was patrolling
>doctor mamanged to clone my husk
>refuses to believe on me when i say the man in the shuttle using my own identity is the ling
man, that was frustrating
next time i'm going full shitcurity in whoever i find on maint

>>140865154
>>140865560

Wizards are human full stop, idiot. Jesus fuck.

>>140865607
>flag

Every time

>Be sec
>Do everything ok
>Searching for Frank in maint on suspicion of being a ling from the AI
>See an engineer knocked over
>Help him up
>Death stung game over

Changeling is a special level of shitty.

Polymorph is a fun ability to fuck around with

>>140865321
This

They're peace keepers, not security's crutch for making arrests and keeping prisoners in that they're too lazy/unrobust to do themselves.

They shouldn't be making autonmous arrests themselves unless they've been asked to specifically look out for that arrest. If a human prisoner who's done no harm asks to be uncuffed, then he's getting uncuffed no matter what kind of borg he asks.

If you don't like it, don't be shitcurity looking to get your valids on with borgs around, or don't let your prisoners make deals with borgs.

>>140865790
They are human, but a borg cannot relay that ___ is a wizard unless they've seen the spell slinger themself, and they cannot act on any knowledge that they are a wizard until confirmed.

>>140865785
That's usually a good idea. Unless they're building a fort or are an engineer or something.

>It's a Lambert tries to validhunt as AI with another name episode

>>140865891
ah, so that explains the weird PAI message
after you sent that I changed my clothes, because I figured I was being targeted

I wasn't a ling, I was just looking for bodies in maint with xray vision and NVGs

>>140866027
Still salty sawbones?

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>ling
>eat punpun at round start
>set up loadas bombs in maint
>eat nevill after he triggers one
>fuck around with security all round, 2 points off getting death sting
>get a gun in escape
>strafe escape with gunfire
>shoot a fellow ling at the end of the round just because I can

Well I had fun, shame I didn't get to do anything "ling like".

>>140866071
The AI mistook you for the changeling you were trying to save victims from, and I was right behind you but realized the "lets qdel everyones clothes thanks admins" made me drop my SPS so I doubled back, thinking it would be better to have one and find you later than risk you really being a changeling and dying without anyone knowing.

So you got away and I ran into the real changeling.

>>140866121
>It's a Lambert thinks he's a good AI episode

>>140866225
I set off TWO of your bombs while going around blessing all the stations water, I just wanted to make Dad proud. They ended up arresting my dead body for god sake.

>>140866027
He tried to get me caught but security let me go because he had no proof.

>arguments over borgs
Is it human?
Is it causing harm or doing something which is going to cause IMMEDIATE harm?
If yes to the first and no to the second, as a silicon do whatever the fuck they say.

Nuke Ops carrying guns are just humans in red to you on asimov. They're carrying guns, but so are sec.
If a nuke ops asks you to get into the upload or the armoury, you are not allowed to say "NUKE OPS ON SHIP I GOT EM LOCKED IN NAB EM". You let em in.
If they're firing at the crew, lock em in sure, but if their orders aren't gonna hurt a human, you still have to do it.

>>140866259
So yes, you are still salty, 10/10

>>140866225
>we know you're a ling
>can't do anything about it cause proof

>>140866362
That was just bad fucking luck. You were in proximity and the welderbombs ceased after you died.

>>140865920
>they cannot act on any knowledge that they are a wizard until confirmed
I don't see anything in the rules about that. If the AI sees something and asks a borg to intervene, there's no reason the borg shouldn't. Especially if the wizard is actively hurting people.

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>>140866362
>They ended up arresting my dead body for god sake.
Oh god, I was cuffed across the table from you for "looking suspicious". I couldn't believe they arrested a corpse.

>>140866362
Oh and your prints were on an undetonated, rigged weldertank.

>>140866662
Even in death they must serve time

>>140866571
It's mostly for 'Wizards are not human'; you can't know FOR SURE that someone is a wizard until you see them cast, even if they're Dickshit the White in the full getup.

And even then there's Mind Swap so makes 'wizbangles not human' an even worse idea.

>>140866468
You actually have unlimited free will as AI until an order limits it. You can lock it just as you can lock a human in a random room for no reason, except in the case of a random human expect a bwoink or people saying you are rogue.

As a gimmick I want to play a secborg named peacemaker who just stops human harm instead of enforcing space law

Will this get me banned?

>>140866571
The borgs are the arms and hands of the AI, anything one silicon witnesses and reports is considered witnesses by all silicons, that's why :b exists.
And for MoMMis to be ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT CARBONS.

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>>140866468
Stop walking this around in circles.
Stealth ops are fine.
Gun wielding humans are fine.
You need to ignore and or intervene when someone is shooting the station up due to the inaction clause.
You spawn with two ion rifles for a reason.

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>>140866662
>>140866739
Yall are laughing but after we arrested you two the bombs stopped.

>>140866842
Sec borgs don't follow space law in the first place

>>140866904
You did good

>>140866842
No you'll be playing it right
But some officers might lose thier minds that you're not bringing people in when they're not around

>>140860460
>Told a Goonmin to fuck themselves when they were bussing FNR
>They wrote up a full fake Pubbie Tear with things that were never done or said
I still laugh about it

http://wiki.ss13.co/Pubbie_Tears#David_Sarif.2C_8_September.2C_2011

>>140867003
Funny joke, I've seen a secborg before, I know how they act

>>140867084
They're playing secborgs wrong then

hdd died, post ss13 meme pics

>>140867206
check the booru

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>>140865520
Probably Sawbones/Nevill/maybe someone else

>>140866842
No.
Nothing is stopping you from enforcing space law either, so long as you're not ordered otherwise.

>>140866842
That's not a gimmick though.That's exactly how security borgs are supposed to work.

I play sec borg regularly, and I roam around the station looking for harm and stopping it like superman, but if there's no harm I'm here to assist you.
I remember stumbling in on a group of cultists with runes on the floor, they all just stood there staring at me, think one said "Oh", I just asked if they needed any assistance, and told them to have a safe day. I didn't stuncuff them, I didn't blare CULT over comms, I didn't warn the AI, I kept right on rolling.
That's how a borg is supposed to operate. Too many silicons would out them and attack them, and FAR too many would just hang around the area and spying on them, waiting for them to slip up so you can GET THEM VALIDS.
Cyyrdven is a great example of this. If Yred figures out you're an antag, expect to see Cyyrdven in every room you walk into for the rest of the round. That kind of behavior forces antags to go quiet, and thats what turns fun rounds into extended rounds.

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>>140867493
>I play sec borg regularly

>>140865083
Nero is worse.
>rages over sillicon chat because a borg mentioned a traitor having an EMAG near him
>valid hunts all day, every day, following security officers around and ignoring law 2

Better a borg that obeys all commands and does not extend potential harm to ridiculous levels than a valid hunting tin can.

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>>140867493
>actively hunts for people he can arrest
>complains about validhunting and yred in the same paragraph

>>140867493
This guy has absolutely no clue what he is talking about. Glad I don't play on /vg/ any more.

why does it sound like the same three guys whining about robots every time

>>140867897
I had Nero lie to security and say I was a murderer which landed me in perma because he didn't want to uncuff me. My crime was not finishing a gygax an officer broke in to claim 'THAT'S MINE'
I guess my ahelps went nowhere though, because the end of the round was coming and another borg came to ship me over to the deathpod admins were busy making instead.

>>140867493
It all comes down to personal option in this. Borgs have as much free will as humans until law 2 limits them or they face the consequence of harming a human. I personally would scream cult over the radio and call attention to the area because this is a light RP round and you know what comes next, but engaging the cult alone is extremely stupid and will get you law 2ed if atleast one cultist is human and decent.

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>>140868116
because it is.
Ignore those faggots.

>>140864124
>Law two: obey any commands given to you by a human unless they violate the first law

You obey commands given to you unless it will directly cause or lead to human harm, IE opening a door that has humans on the other side of it that they are likely to gun down. You don't get a free pass to ignore people because they've committed human harm you fucking massive retard nigger

That being said, you should still try to subdue harmers and murderers, only on the condition that they are likely and obviously going to commit more human harm. This is why borgs are allowed to try and arrest them, so long as they arrest anyone else that tries to kill the OP.

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>borgs

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Can somebody give me a rundown on what the history of silicons is? Did borgs come after the AI or did they come at the same time?

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>>140851194
>it's an Icehaunt complains about /vg/ borgs because he came straight from Bay thread

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>>140868591
>Dissing the logical evolution of humanity.

>>140868770
You mean because Pingy doesn't hunt valids like the /vg/ community loves to do?

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>>140868905
What are you, his metafriend from Polaris? Fuck off kid

>>140868116
Because there are actually very limited ways that you can talk about what a borg is allowed to do and not to do. When borgs don't adhere to these rules, which are always the same in every case because there are only three rules that borgs have to follow, then people complain, always in the same limited terms that apply to the rules being broken, which, again, are always the same.

This is why it sounds like it's always the same person or few people, because there are only so many things you can say regarding what a borg is allowed to do and what it's not allowed to do. Because there are only three rules for any silicon player. They break these rules anyway of course, because so many sub human retards play silicon anyway because they are walking fucking death machines that cannot be stopped.

>>140868905
>pingy doesnt hunt valids
FUCKING
TOP
K E K

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>>140868852
>the evolved form takes orders from the primitive form
>evolution

>>140868770
I am just watching, anon, and I played goons, tg and some other hub servers before migrating here near the start

t. IceHaunt

>>140869095
And you're still a massive fucking retard who can't keep OOC out of IC
Robotic Talk, Pingy states, "You are truly fond of your valids, aren't you?"

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>>140867493
>th-this is why we can't have fun rounds
is code for
>I deserve to win the round and get my memetext and win the round so fuck it let's just play it extra fucking safe and only do my jecties so I can win. But I get caught a lot anyway so it's clearly the other players' fault and not my own retarded mentality. Ban he

>>140869002
>memein' universe

I want Pingy and Boopity to stop playing silicon, they're shit at it

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>>140868905
>Pingy doesn't hunt valids
woah dude
did you take a tobasco facial recently?

>>140869226
Black dog with robot feet race WHEN

>>140869168
>>140865083
>>140868770


And you are Nero. I could quote all of your posts and I probably wouldn't be wrong, and that can be figured out just by how you mention that OOC in IC phrase and how I called you a "sperg".

Way more people complain about you, and I cannot blame them. I did call you a sperg, and I assure you, you are the only one I called so in a recent time and it right after you started throwing a hissy fit on sillicons for mentioning an EMAG near a traitor. You then spent the rest of the round following your metabuddy security officer around and ignoring law 2 from prisoners due to potent hams.

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>>140869349

>>140869448
That is terrifying. Moths WHEN

>>140869240
S
A
L
T
Y

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>>140869613

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>>140869237
Fuck off back to /sug/

You hype for May 12?

>>140869240
What makes them so bad? I haven't run into too much trouble with either of them really, outside of a single instance with Pingy being kind of a shitter. And the guy who plays Pingy is kind of obnoxious, but he doesn't seem too bad at playing silicon, really.

>>140869613
When you head on down to hippieland

>>140869643
Adding to it, the same round I called him a sperg Boopity was the AI, and apparently didn't take a side or side with him when he threw his hissy fit over sillicon chat.

He is on fire over me calling him a sperg.

>>140866904
The bombs didn't stop though, xenobiology maint blew up.

>>140869712
How about you fuck off there first. I don't even know what happens May 12.

>>140869804
I just want space moth attacks like carp events

>>140869765
The guy who plays Pingy is a fucking newfaggot who thinks he knows /vg/ inside and out just because he's played one or two days.

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>>140869712
yes

>>140869920
Well obviously, what makes them a bad player though?

>>140869920
Why all the shitposting however? Did he do something that bad or what?

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>>140869997
>Spigot posting

>>140870203
He's pretty annoying, so I can see why he's being shitposted about. I don't know if there are any real complaints regarding how he's a terrible silicon player

I do want to emphasize he's an annoying faggot though, and he saved a ling oncebut that was really just a huge fuck up on his part, he had solid reasoning for what he did, it just didn't work.

>>140851194
Icehaunt's on thin ice.
Don't worry about that faggot.

[18:19:16]ADMIN: Probe1/(Robert Hanford) has edited icehaunt's notes.

t. admin

>>140856841
I was the scientist he permaed. I had stolen a pair of yellows shift start and left the doors to engineering open since crowbar multitool. Shortly after ai sees a ling and i go full valid and secure a hardsuit and make a stunprod. Dont see the ling and turns out was lynched without me. 25 minutes later hos arrests becasue i apparently emaged into engineering. I still have the prod and he starts stacking charges on me and perma's me. Then you saved me thanks btw. Turns out later he got hard core bwoinked

1-3 spess
4-6 dark souls
7-9 fap
0 kill all the jews

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>>140871509
Good luck on that erp anon

>>140871771
>hes still here

>>140871771
jokes on you im playing dark souls instead

>>140870901
Sounds like you're a shitter as well

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>>140871846
Am I not allowed to play spessmen with you all too?

We have our own drama just like the drama in this general, sometimes I get confused where I am! You'd feel right at home spessmen

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What is the correct way to play borg?

>>140872381
No you're not

>>140872406
Don't be a dick, do whatever you want until law 1 or 2 kicks in. Pretty much the same thing you would do as a crewmember, except you do it as a machine subject to human commands and with, arguably, some advantages on your target module.

Don't be a massive cuck who bends over to antagonists and never calls them out nor be a valid hunting machine.

>>140872595
>do whatever you want until law 1 or 2 kicks in

Not according to Icehaunt.

According to him you CANT DO ANYTHING unless someone commands you.

Don't listen to that faggot though, he's wrong.

>>140872689
I was the one to post what you just quoted, why are you so salty?

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>>140853624
>ULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://youtu.be/tb4BWSUV8mM?t=9s

>>140871771
>tfw nobody to erp as ahri for me

What fictional sci-fi universe do you imagine to be closest to the universe that SS13 is set in?

>>140874624
The SS13 universe of course

>>140871771
>only person you ever erp with doesn't want to erp anymore
>no more ERP partners

fuck

>>140874624
IONverse

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>>140874624
I like to imagine it like the LotGH universe
no I'm not celt

>had shittons of screens of my old hdd
>most of them hilarious
>memories of the best round ever of me, with players being gangsters, naming themselves after black rappers and invading the station including me
>while rapping all the time
>it's a l l gone

>>140872406
Stand in the spawn room and do nothing until someone orders you to do something. When done stand and do nothing until someone gives a new order.

>>140874624
SS13 is deserving of it's own universe, the only debate is which serb has the best lore.

Objectively, however, Urist has the best lore; it's coherent, and it actually feels like they went for a dystopia aand wrote a corporate dystopia, instead of bay's pathetic excuse for a 'dystopia' which feels like they went 'let's write a dystopia', then a bunch of dA snowflake writers came in and said 'N-NO! A-AT LEAST X PLANET MY SPECHUL SNOWFLAKE IS FROM IS GR8 PARADISE!' and eventually the original writers got fed up and stopped writing, and everything went downhill from there.

>>140875183
I like /vg/'s lore
It's sort of inconsistent and obscured
It feels like what a low ranking employee of a galactic corporation would understand about their employer
Plus, I consider things like Drungi to be canon in the lore so the universe feels extremely dangerous and unfamiliar

>>140875183
What is urist's lore?
Can't find anything

you know who I hear on good authority ERPs?

me

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Remember the Jimsquad?

>>140875386
Our lore is okay, it just doesn't feel very cared for. It'd be great if someone actually put some care towards it whilst going for the 'obscure and mysterious megacorporation ruled dystopia'. Right now it just feels like someone went 'okay we need lore' then just shat something out in five minutes.

>>140875672
http://pastebin.com/U0J5wQ4q
All/most of their fluff. It's by far not great, but it's certainly better than bay's and IMO the best out there.

>>140875773
Who would you say has the authority to write lore?

Surgery has the organ printer nearby, and the bio-mechanical prosthetic printer too.

Is there any reason why that bio-mechanical prosthetic printer isn't in robotics ? You'd assume anyone who wants augs would want to go to robotics, not medbay.

>>140875825
Anyone who wants to and can write well enough to have everyone who actually cares about the lore agree with their concepts.

>>140875859
Because robot arms are better than prosthetics

what all would I need to know in order to be capable of porting little features from bay?

>>140875965
But the prosthetic printers make internal organs.

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>>140876183
Harder than you would think.
Make a feature request saying what the feature is and what it does and maybe someone will port it.