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5 hours to go edition

>What is this?
Overwatch is a team-based shooter where heroes do battle in a world of conflict. Overwatch features a vibrant roster of heroes and diverse objective-based maps.
Still confused? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dushZybUYnM/

>How can I play it?
The game is currently in closed beta, and you're not invited.
Sign up at:
https://eu.battle.net/support/en/article/7403

>Helpful links
The Oversheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
Competitive: http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
Buy it: http://www.playoverwatch.com/
Our Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/0voDNC4lp8LRJAOo

these are the old links but I don't have the new ones, who cares
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xth for ban zelda from discord
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MUDAMUDAMUDA
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CHROMED.com
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nth for open beta will be infested by widow and soldier players
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>>140834027

I was wondering why there was a guy in their dressing room.

Then I realized
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Please give code, will send thought blowjob.

[email protected]
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first for purest waifu
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xth for mei is shit
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S O O N
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>>140834183
that you were a cuck
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>>140834027
Those of you with Gmail, check your promotion section. My code was in there.
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>>140834301

That they put a girl based on your mum in the game
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TRACER IS THE BEST WAIFU!
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>>140834320
yep, this
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>>140834248
>that tfw when you have work tomorrow and have to wait until the 3rd to play
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How would Blizzard make money if people weren't collectively stupid?

I mean yeah, Onlywatch costs 40 bucks / 60 bucks, but post-purchase.

There's going to be no custom content, no new weapons, and they swear no new playable content in terms of heroes. With no custom servers, the game's on a ticking time-bomb for lasting and being alive, too. Even then, skins are only going to be but so potent for cash..it's a fucking FPS. You can't even see the skin unless there's taunts!
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>>140834197
>she will never bully you while healing you
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> no keys
> contact support
> we sent you the keys lol you probably deleted them xD
> when did you send them?
> sorry it doesn't display date or time, just that we sent them xD but here I'll post them for you here again XDXDXDXDXD
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>>140834228
Xth for tracerfags won't fuck anything unless it has the body of a 12 year old boy.
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>>140834401
THIS
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Can I get a PS4 code? [email protected]
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Here you go faggots
4642807868806864321194772
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>>140834027
Stop fucking with the thread copy pasta you fuck
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>tfw so hyped im biting my nails

i haven't done that since last year's jays vs rangers ALDS game 5
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>>140834450
40 clams for a few hours of entertainment is fine by me
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>>140834535
>implying i'm a tracerfag
wew
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>>140834563
I got it nigga. Thanks a bunch.
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>>140834450

The same way companies made money before DLC was a thing: by making good games.
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>>140834545

Tracer so fast her butt ran off
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why the fuck are people spouting that this shit beings today? in ~5 hours?

where is that announcement? where's the date and time in PDT?
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>>140834153
Why does that one on the far left have his lights upside down? He's literally the only one in that picture.
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>>140834596
oh shit you from the 6?
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>>140834450
Pretty sure they've said they're going to release more characters
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>>140834027

>Mercy with hair down

Default mercy is garbage as fuck, but i'd become a waifufag if Mercy had a skin just like that
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>>140834606

I could buy a copy of Nuclear Throne and have hours of entertainment for far less.

I'm not expecting anything but to be frustrated from this Overwatch demonstration period
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>>140834535
Xth for your waifu is a fat piece of shit.
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>>140834713
http://onlywat.ch/
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>>140834626
Tracer and symmetra are the only shit waifus in this game so you're either a tracerfag or one of those weird symmetrafags
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Wow we arent dead anymore

http://www.strawpoll.me/10111020

Amateur = scrims n tournies
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Mei is the cutest
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>>140834745
NT is a great game but I don't completely judge a purchase based on hours:dollars

I've played Overwatch already and it's a good time, I wouldn't feel cheated if they dropped support of the game a month from now
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>>140834590
these were the original links anyway, I threw them together and don't have the new one since the old thread didn't use them
care to paste the links here so I can save them?
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>>140834863
Agreed.
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c-can i get one guys? =(
[email protected]
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is d.va shaven?
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It's not how she looks that bothers me, it's that Mei is a dumb fucking tumblr environmentalist.
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What do Reaper's taunts look like without his mask?

Is it alot of scowling? Webm that shit when the game goes live.
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>tf2 clone
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PSN codes aren't being emailed. The beta will appear in the store at 7pm for those who are eligible.
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>>140834863
>being this delusional

See this >>140834794
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>>140834974
>implying gooks shave
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>>140834953
ayyy lmao
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>>140834719
nah. 519.
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>>140834863
No, she's the fattest though.

Tracer is the cutest.
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>mfw my friend keeps saying he will dominate this game because he kept playing shit fortress "competitively" when anyone skilled left the game years ago
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I have no friends, so who wants my other beta key so it doesn't go to waste?
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>mei
lmao
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who else /countdown/ here? i've been waiting since they announced it
pic unrelated
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>>140834910

>I don't completely judge a purchase based on hours:dollars

Neither do I in most cases.

>Final Fantasy XI
>8 years of gameplay.

Worth every penny, versus

>Enter The Gungeon
>4.50 for the game, 10 hours of play

Hate every moment. Fuck that.
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>>140834856
nigger d.va is my fucking waifu
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>>140835097
[email protected]
thanks
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>>140835097
pls

[email protected]
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>>140835097
[email protected]
I'll think of you fondly
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>>140835097
[email protected]

PLZ PLZ :)
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I want Zarya to rape all the female characters
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mei and her big meaty claws need to leave this game

get out fat girls

get out tumbler
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>>140835242
sent ;)
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>>140834840

that doesn't look very official, though
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>>140835116
I wouldn't say Gungeon was bad but it wasn't as great as I hoped

Zero remorse though since I got to play it for free off a friend's steam share :^)
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>mfw I see Mei waifu fags try and justify her morbid obesity.

I'll be sure to kill every Mei I see.
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>>140834450

Where do you get your info? New content will be free and they will be selling chests of unlockable cosmetics to dads who don't want to spend the time to unlock it.

Pretty standard industry stuff here.
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>>140835326
here nigger
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20100169/#red
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[email protected]

Living in finland is suffering, only gamestop is participating in the early access promotion. If anyone has a spare key, I would be eternally grateful.
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>>140835056
Post more best girl.
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>>140835326
It's based off of what blizzard said
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Mercy is a nice girl.

I respect and admire her a great deal for her work in the field of biomedical research, as well as her philanthropic nature.

and her beauty
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anybody has a spare key? ._.
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>>140835508
>not ordering online
???
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>>140835408

For your sake I hope you are just pretending to be retarded
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> have one friend in my entire life
> send him my friend code, of course
> uhh yeah I changed my mind I'm actually not that interested in a TF2 ripoff clone for babies with a price tag lol but I'm gonna claim that key anyways just in case xD
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>>140835379

I didn't pay full price so I'm not mad at that. I just loathe how long it takes just to get some coherency out of a run. NT/Spelunky remain the kings of the genre.

>Just about every run is possible
>Fast, fun, to the fucking point
>No anti-player mechanisms beyond "oh shit there's actually difficulty that curves instead of brick-walls" + "It's really hard near the end/gotta pay attention near the end"
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>>140835560
Ok.
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Whoever doubted me when I bought a code off eBay fuck you, it worked.
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>>140835597
I wanted a physical box, even if it just has the code.
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>>140835697
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>>140835637

Delete him, I'll be your friend. Are you EU?
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ayy some-one send me a key.

[email protected]
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>>140835637
>trusting a normalfag

BAKA NINGEN
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>>140835247
Not both male and female?
and just the German ones
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>>140835637
Im in the same situation, I only have 1 friend and he's a complete moron, when dark souls got announced for pc he said we should play it then a day before it released he said he got it on xbox and he doesn't pirate games that he has bought.
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>>140835637
Wow that was a real dick move ngl, perhaps you should get a new friend.
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>>140835697
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>>140835663
>bought Nuclear throne the first day it was launched on steam early access
>tfw I've played 100 hours of it and have only seen the last world once
it was worth every damn penny
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[email protected]

Born with a 3.8 inch penis, god damn it I deserve happines. Thank you
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>herioc exclusive skins
Jesus I already plan to grind ranked for two hours a day.

Why cant they just be master.
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>>140835949
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>>140836058
They are all fucking garbage except bastions anyways so who cares.
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WHERE THE MECHANICAL BOOTY AT, BLIZZARD?
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>>140836071
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>>140835862
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>>140834856

Speak for yourself I want to peek around the corner of a scrap metal shanty while I masturbate to Symmetra shitting in the street.
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>>140836164
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Closed beta bro looking for that early access hookup, I'll teach you the ropes and carry you in ranked
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>>140836271
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>>140836058
>>140836143
are there images?
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Is this a me issue or a server issue?
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>>140836394

Probably you
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I have a key for PC, first come, first served:
7797825832451477035944753
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>>140836192
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lewds for beta key!
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>>140836349
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If you have a spare key and want to help a 3rd world shitter out, I'd be very grateful.
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>>140836353
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Legit key, take and have fun

4097906116372887852563925
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>>140836496
Thanks anon, it worked!
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>>140836509
>le hypocritical reaction man
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>>140836515
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when is blizzard going to send me the fucking key??
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>>140836349
>>140836164
>>140835949

>tracer normies fap to shitty 3D models

this is on part with those "cartoon slut gets fucked" xvideos searches
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>>140835637
He isn't wrong though. This is a baby's first shooter meets TF2
I'm just here for porn
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Post D.Va
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>>140836559
those aren't the skins he was talking about
i think he meant skins for reaching heroic in ranked
these are preorder skins
since when were "heroic" and "origins" the same word?
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>>140836645
>posting anime

Fuck off weeb
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>>140836587
I don't know, don't watch him a lot, just liked the vapenation video in a funny way. More of a leafy person :)))
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How well maintained are mercy's baby bits?
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>tfw will prob be dead on arrival
I really hope this isn't the case
I like the fan art
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>>140834996
Don't try to compare this trash to a good game
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may i have one please? <3\
[email protected]
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So which characters are best when playing for the first time? Preferably from all the "classess"
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>>140836796
>implying
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>140836615
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>>140836817
SMNC was dogshit, sad shadow of MNC
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>>140836574

thanks buddy
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>>140836653
>baby's first shooter meets TF2
>mfw

>>140836796
>"will prob be dead on arrival"
>mfw
When has a Blizz game ever been dead on arrival?

In all seriousness, this is probably /v/ bait guys.
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>>140836796
It's a Blizzard game.

On top of that it's a shooter game.

Come on now
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>>140836902
Soldier 76 is noob friendly
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>>140836764
i hope this is b8
both are cancer
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>>140836961
Yeah, the deadest blizzard game is hots and it still has some thousands of players playing at any moments
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Can you do anything right Blizz? Where's my god damn key?
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>>140836902
Depends how you are at shooters
if you can click on things go soldier, if you cant go lucio and sit behind your friends
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>>140836796
The hype this game has received is astronomical.
The PR team dumped loadsamoney into it.
As for fanart, it's gonna explode once the game actually releases.
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>>140836957
i'd say at least give it 3-4 years before you stop seeing threads for it on /vg/, depends on what they do with the game and what's released
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>sfm porn
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>>140837116
I'd say I'm above average when it comes to shooters. Played a lot of Q3, and a bit of QL nowadays
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>>140837075
>this MOBA game is dead

holy fuck no way
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>>140836932
And yet still better than this bland crap show of waifus and insta kill ults
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>>140837113
I got my keys 1h30 ago.
I think that was the last wave
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>>140837239
Incorrect
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>>140837113
Just write to support, they'll give you a key if you hadn't received it by then
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>>140836957
HotS was pretty DoA but blizz is somehow slowly saving it
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>>140837182
Isn't it all dead?
I thought Blizzard had the models taken down from Steam workshop and put out cease and desist orders to websites hosting them.
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Could anyone send me a key, ive been getting hyped, i really wanna try it out
[email protected]
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Hello, friends. I'm going to try this game out in the open beta. One feature has been concerning me though. Does the mid-game character swapping carry over into competitive? The mid-game swaps along with having more than one of the same character on a team really trigger my autism.
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>>140837205
Well Overwatch is more about teamplay and correct counterpicks than individual skill, if you're good at clicking on things you'll be very good at soldier, if you can lead rockets you'll be good at phara

But you need to get a hang of the flow of the game before you'll get good
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Anyone feeling generous with keys before I buy one from china?
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What do you guys think of Battleborn?
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>>140837357
yeaaaa im in live chat queue now with open ticket and the avg wait time is 15 minutes GOOOD SHIT GOOOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE
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>>140837414
Alright, thanks senpai. Are there any characters at all that a beginner should avoid? Or can I just play whatever if I'm confident?
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>>140837458
I don't like MOBA games so I don't care for it.
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>>140837458
its shit
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>>140837518
>Are there any characters at all that a beginner should avoid?
probably just genji and zenyatta desu
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163rd for thirsty af
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>>140837239
(from best to worst)

UT 99
Quake III
Doom
MNC
TF2
CSGO
Overwatch
Splatoon
SMNC
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>>140836796

You are clinically retarded.
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>>140837394
i fucked up and refreshed the page
now the email is [email protected]
:/
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>>140837406
Character limits are an admission of poor balance and have no place outside your MMOs
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>>140837610
>best version
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>>140837381
hots is slowly growing because hearthstone is fucking skyrocketing and people who buy overwatch will eventually check out other free games in the blizz launcher.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>140837675
I don't understand. What MMOs? That's a no then?
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>>140837610
if someone would force you to chose a guy, who would you chose
chose carefully: you'll be chained to them and trapped on an island for 24 hours

>I'd chose Reinhardt
someone who speaks my language
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gfycat com/ImmaterialBrilliantJoey

How the fuck do I webm?
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bought the game too late to receive a key so now i refresh /vg/ while i wait

if anyone wants someone with an fps background to play with or has a spare key
[email protected]
dank you in advance
>>
>>140837830
Character swapping is part of the meta
Hero stacking is confirmed to not be changed via hard limits, but by rebalancing
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>>140834840
>The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m. UTC). An early access key will be required to play

Have your spoonfeeding
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gl&hf
hope you faggots have a good time
>>
>>140837687
>tracer not in trash for being slut
:I
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>>140838027
Ok, thank you.
>>
>>140838040

Meant for >>140834713
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>>140838108
>tfw Cucked out of it after getting the confirmation screen.
>>
there is a /v/ thread for anyone needing keys

>>>/v/336250296
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>>140838027
Hopefully 3rd party tournaments realize Blizz is fucking retarded and have their own rulesets
>>
>>140837458
Overwatch and Battleborn have almost nothing in common.

I'm not trying to hate on battleborn because i'm not interested in it but so far it looks like a second Evolve
>>
>>140838108
Thank you so much Anon! You're the best.
>>140838213
Eat shit :^)
>>
>>140838027

That's good news. In the beta I've seen teams try the character stacking to mixed results. There always seems to be a counter if a team commits too hard to one strategy. If a team has two sames on their team then that's not a problem. It seems better to have some diversity on your team to be able to handle different situations.

Never go full homo.
>>
>>140838227
What kind of person would give their key away to some random /v/irgin instead of a friend?
>>
>>140838240
Hopefully someone rapes you and gives you AIDS
>>
>>140838213
next time anon!

>>140838320
aw, np
>>
>>140838108
>183 / 63 / 74 / 3

where do you even enter the keys?

I'm waiting for the Open Beta, but, I mean, why do people say they have those keys to EA, but I don't see anywhere to enter them?
>>
Friendly reminder that Blizzard requested all the sfm models be taken down.

End of shitty 3D porn / fan-works!
>>
>>140838364
>a friend
A what?
>>
>>140838568
source
>>
>>140836559
>blackwatch

Really?
>>
>>140838536
you can redeem a code in the battle.net launcher or on the battle.net page
>>
>>140838568

Lol of course they did. Doesn't mean it will ever stop. It'll never stop. Erotic fanart hasn't brakes.

Also, fair use.
>>
>>140838703
blackwatch is a covert branch of overwatch
>>
>>140838568
>requested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGWtVOKTkM
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>>140838364

>4chan average user
>having friends

>friends not interested
>friends already preordered
>friends already got the code from another friends

Also i got my code from /v/. That said, considering it's almost time to start there will probably be some memers trying to bait beggerfags,
>>
>>140838652
Check steam workshop you dummy

last I saw all that remained were Reinhardt and Genji.
>>
>>140835570
Mercy is the best to see being raped
>>
>>140838568
>they stopped porn

Sure they did
>>
>>140838705

Can't find where to do it on the launcher, but I did find the page.

Now I guess to just wait for someone to post a key, or wait for open beta.
>>
>>140838910

It's in the bottom of the menu in the shop tab
>>
Which champ scales the most with skill?

Cowboy?
Legs?
Brit?
>>
>>140838449
>being this big of a blizzdrone
They are never going to be able to balance this game if they hold onto the stupid ideal of no hero restrictions whatsoever
>>
just got my key just before sending a ticket 10 minutes ago. I'll be posting the friend key in a couple of minutes, so stay tuned.
>>
>>140839063

Toby
>>
>>140839063
widowmaker, like snipers always do
>>
Ever felt like you never win at any luck contest ?
[email protected]
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>>140839097
>being this much of an ASSFAGGOT
Hero stacking just tells them where to nerf.
Tracer is the only double in meta, showing she needs the paddle.
>>
>>140839063
Genji, Widowmaker, and Zenyatta, in that order.

A good Genji can 1v3 and win. Capable of murdering any hero 1v1.

Widowmaker, when played right, can turn a 1-second window of opportunity in 2-3 kills on the enemy team with headshots, from a massive distance.

Zenyatta does huge damage and offers good team utility but if you can't aim them spheres he's trash.

McCree and Tracer are both noob-friendly because of the large amount of control they give. You're an idiot if you can't kill people with flashbang + fan the hammer, or if you die with recall off cooldown.
>>
As a faggot who loved Medic, is mercy a good support or just a meme waifu trash?
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>>140837239
>Dying to ults
>DYING TO ULTS
>D Y I N G T O U L T S

LO LLL

No, seriously:

OFFICIAL ULT TIER LIST

>Okay to die to
Pulse Bomb
Graviton Surge

>Okay to die to once in awhile
Tank
Earthshatter stun
Aimhack

>Not okay to die to
Fire in the Hole
Dragonstrike
Whole Hog
Molten Core

>Never okay to die to, uninstall and/or kill yourself
"It's high n-"
"Justice reigns f-"
"DIE! DIE! D-"
Primal Rage
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>>140839350
like medic except you can fly to everybody all the time. Literally just a flying medic.
>>
>>140839350
Lucio and Zenyatta are better
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>german hero
>swiss hero
>no austrian hero
Who /foreverirrelevant/ here?
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>>140839507
>>
>>140839350
Picture the medic with the medigun and the kritzkrieg both equiped and can alternate between using them.
>>
>>140839507
>who is junkrat
Stupid
>>
WHO HYPE HERE?! IT'S ALMOST TIME!!!
>>
>>140839665
high kek
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>>140839665
>>
>>140839665
ayy
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>>140839682
>4 hours to go
I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow but I gotta stay up
>>
>>140839665
this has to be b8 guys
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>>140839665
well memed
>>
>>140839332
Haha yeah because it's that simple, I can promise you this game's pro meta is going to be just a revolving door of 1-2 lineups that are most optimal at any given time. They are going to keep making buffs and nerfs and the ideal lineup just changes accordingly but there will never be good versatility in terms of what is viable and what isn't
>>
So what things can I spend my well earned mother's money on in this game?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwFu8kEsUW4
>>
>>140839834
I agree, once Mercy/Pharah meta lost prominence Tracer just took over
But caps won't fix that and is even more pathetic than a failed attempt
>>
I want Sera to bust my nuts.
>>
>>140839854
is a whore's money really "well earned"?
>>
>>140840039
What the fuck is a Sera
>>
>>140839894
one more animation to go,
I guess
when this counts as an animated short
>>
So... Should I send friend requests, I'm kinda embarassed.
>>
>>140839763
You dont even fucking know

Im working from 7-3 am and im playing it till i pass out
>>
>>140840052
Wow... read your comment and consider for a second:
What would moot think if he saw you saying this?
>>
>>140839098
7070888354105586779619303+18-6000000

here it is, take it while it's hot, add the numbers for best results.
>>
>>140840010
Caps make balancing much easier because you don't have to deal with those situations where 1 pick of some hero is weak/okay in balance but stacking it is too strong. For example Winston is very hard to balance because if you make a solo Winston decent stacking multiple Winstons becomes too strong of a tactic.
>>
>>140840265
probably something along the lines of

"heh"
>>
>>140840265
>kek
>>
>>140840147
Admin of discord
>>
>>140840195

Why not? If they refuse they're just shy and if they accept and then bully you it's just friendly banter.

If they ignore it they've died. RIP friend.
>>
Since none of my real friends want my code someone here can have it! : 1111491105392200282011060
>>
Does this have cross platform play between PS4 and PC?
>>
>>140839410
you forgot NERF THIS which is it's own universe of bad to die to
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>>140840349
>discord drama leaking into the thread
Oh my god it's exactly the same.
>>
>>140840147
A woman in overwatch discord who likes to bust a man's nuts and dominate them...
I want it to be me
>>
>>140840389
Thank you so much.
>>
>>140840437
lol no. consolebabbies would get fucked super hard by PC
>>
>>140840437
nope
>>
When I opened my support ticket it said the average wait time is 14mins

Been here for over 30mins now

Is Blizz generally bunch of bullshitting cunts like this?
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>>140840389
>enter code
>"you are redeeming overwatch open beta early access"
>"yay.jpg"
>go tell roommate
>forget to click redeem
>come back 30 seconds later
>"code has already been redeemed"
>>
>>140840524

gz, must have beat me by seconds
>>
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You should be able to solve this.
>>
>>140840437
If you bought PS4 I'm sorry to tell you u dun fucked up.
>>
>>140840610

It's 14 for everyone but you. Stay strong pal.
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>>140840206
>>140839763
Tfw not an impaitent underage fag who buys into hype and can wait for the free beta

still lurking for a friends key here
>>
>>140840437
never heard of shadowrun?

god damn i miss shadowrun holy shit.
>>
>>140840620
That's what you get for having friends, retard
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This is iy, the day anons, i will no longer be only watch *Cries in Spanish*
>>
>>140840309
please reply if you already used it
>>
I got my beta key (EU) and I've downloaded the game, but when I try to log in it won't connect. I take it it hasn't started yet, how long should I expect to wait?
>>
>>140840503
and people wonder why i never included the discord to the OP when i made threads

forming communities of people that know each other through 4chan is never a good idea, it always leads to cliques and people who are part of that clique bringing their shit to the general that nobody else gives a fuck about
>>
>>140840649
>4140_00789_14453711868363
Thank you very much!
Playing seacats was worth it I guess
>>
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Might as well dump my second code here while everyone else is.

16843216846_2135274977896
>>
>>140840754
4 hours
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post 'em
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>>140840676
Well aware, thanks.
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Why does this game have a character that is literally based on kaceytron? pic related for the uninformed.

Also I'm a britbong, do I have to play tracer?
>>
>>140840524
You're welcome friend!
>>140840620
>>140840632
I am sorry you guys missed out...
>>
>>140840803

doesn't work
>>
>>140839410
>reaper pops out of a flank and drops onto your team on the payload and presses Q while you're engaged with the enemy

>what leet skilz do you pull to prevent him from killing you?
>>
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>>140840773
Have fun !
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>>140840705
>not just buying a game you want to play for earlier access

Looks like someone missed the deadline
>>
I'm buying this game for my xbox one, anyone wants to share their gamertag so I can add them and play Overwatch together?
>>
>>140840843

I don't think your generic fatty streamer is the inspiration for the generic fatty scientits
>>
ITS UP

ITS UP

THE TIMEFRAME WAS A RUSE
>>
>>140840890

>i'm widowmaker
>turn around throw poison bomb
>RATATATATATA
>rappel away
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>>140840926
from what I've seen I don'tknow if the game justifies the price tag so i'd rather play it myself and judge it then mindlessly pre-ordering a post wc3 blizzard game
>>
A good Tracer will never get in range of your stupid freeze gun. She doesn't need to be that close to do damage. Delusional Meifags think they're a counter.
>>
>>140840994

You're a ruse!
>>
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>Buy a early access code from ebay for £4
>Login to skype to tell friends i'll be able to join the ebin banter tonight
>See friend sent me another early access code they managed to get a hold of.

Well fugg my life, that's £4 i'll never get back. What should I do with the spare code lads?
>>
>>140840994
nice b8
actually made me check
>>
>Battle.net launcher
>Overwatch icon
>Click on it
>Look below Overwatch text
>Just says LEARN MORE
>no enter key nothing

ok?

even on the battle.net page to add a game code, it doesn't work, nothing works

wtf
>>
>>140840195
just do it. i accept everyone. keep in mind you get a 20% exp bonus if you play in a group. you don;t even have to talk or anything. if you post your tag i'll add you.
>>
post it right now
>>
>>140840312

Stacking Winstons makes your team super vulnerable to ranged characters. In beta I never came across that team because people might be stupid but not that stupid.
>>
>>140841130
post it here and let us thirsty fuckers enter it instantly
>>
>>140840843
Man this reminds me of that one streamer girl
>throws a shitfit because giant bomb didn't give fallout 4 a perfect score
>says they just wanted attention
>later gets banned from twitch for playing in her underwear for attention
>>
>>140841156

You failed the intelligence test

The intelligence test of a Blizzard game
>>
>>140841156
battle.net/code
>>
>>140841047
>widowmaker standing on the payload
for one, what are you doing here?
for another, death blossom is 170dps. as widowmaker you have about a second to turn from what you were doing, drop a poison bomb, and hit him enough times to kill him, which i guarantee you cannot do in one second, or even three

the correct answer was "watch the flanks and higher ground perches so he can't even get that close"
>>
>trying to redeem code
>too many attempts

nice fucking system you have there blizzard
>>
>>140841287
>going that far for beta cuck money when teasing them works better

Women are shit at being women I swear to god
>>
>>140841156

Post the code and ill put it for you

T. Blizzards CS
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>tfw work tomorrow

Should I call in sick?
>>
>>140841287
who was that?
>>
>>140841086
who is this girl?

source?
>>
>>140841447
>lol blizzard why would you try to stop bots???
>>
>>140841514

This man seems trustworthy.
>>
Can passing into the iris stop death blossom?
For the teammates obviously
>>
>>140841514

168432168462135274977896
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>>140840816
>Update
>>
>>140841550
someone from roosterteeth I think
>>
>>140841535
No. It's just an open beta.

Stats will be wiped for release, you'll have plenty opportunity to play soon.
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>>140841535
do it
>>
>>140841421
I'm not a clever widowmaker.
>>
>>140841618
you mean like an actual employee?
>>
>>140841571

>after 3 attempt
>>
>>140841169
Stky#21988
>>
>>140841535
Yes.
>>
>>140841596
yes
>>
>>140841732
not their fault you're solving reddit puzzles in a desperate attempt to get a free key
>>
>>140841634
what's that white stuff on soldier 76's face?
>>
>>140841729
Well she was on their podcasts, I don't know much about them outside of that one girl fucking up and RvB
>>
Can I preload somehow if I get beta access?
>>
How does the ranked system work on this shit? Is there a tier system like bronze - diamond? Or Elo rating?

I'm just gonna spam ranked so I can shit on kids to feel good about myself, in order to compensate for my shortcomings in the real world like I do with all competitive games.
>>
>>140841571
>designing a system that can't tell the difference between a brute force bot and a human
>1 attempt per minute for 20 minutes must be a bot, clearly
>>
>>140841603

Done, you can download the game now :)
>>
>>140841169
Bakomusha#1104
>>
>>140841837
bird poop
>>
>>140841837
just yogurt, reaper is trying to feed him
>>
>>140841885

yes. If you have any sort of valid key you can download the game right now.
>>
>>140841889
tiers
>>
>>140842012
Ah, sweet. Thanks.
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>>140841625
>Soon
>In a month
>>
>>140841943
>>140841739
added
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REMOVE OMNIC
>>
>>140841215
Stacking Winstons was a must before they nerfed him, it was simply too good

Solo winston was basically never viable

Talking about comp games, not pubs
>>
How many hours from now does the beta start? It's like 4, right?
>>
>>140841859
>>140841729
>>140841618

it was meg turney:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbymQuSJmwI&t=48m44s

jeff later posted on tumblr when asked it:
http://i.imgur.com/C3D4TYY.png
>>
>>140841889
blizzard emails you a gold star every time you get a kill with an ult

separate emails per kill

if you get 1,000 gold stars then you get a piece of hand-drawn art of the character you got your last kill with

the hand-drawn art is in crayon and a disabled 4 year old drew it
>>
>>140841889
>I'm just gonna spam ranked so I can shit on kids to feel good about myself, in order to compensate for my shortcomings in the real world like I do with all competitive games.

Feels good man
Soon they will know I can kill them in a video game, making me the victor
>>
>>140842192
Those backpacks really get me going
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>there is someone in this thread right now who unironically likes zarya
>>
>>140842192
I know those guns;
that's Talon
killing babysitter robots
holy shit, why are they traumatizing little Japanese kids?
>>
Any one get an extra key for a homie?
>>
>>140842192
HANG THE O-

GAS THEM A-

Fucking robots
>>
>Some girl in discord gets a week off from work to play overwatch
>My vacation request gers denied
Equality XDD
>>
>>140842368
Yeah. Not for you.
>>
>>140842282

MIGHT use her if she is fun and if i have the Siberian skin.
>>
>>140842331
>>140842281
>>140842192
who shot that picture?
>>
>>140842368

16843216846_2135274977896

3938492489329938432848833

9438298942398498239049399

3901292902030929939543531

2223324932784732742341992
>>
>>140842192
WHO IS THAT LOLI?

I NEED TO KNOW
>>
I'm gonna hotglue the Tracer figure
>>
How much longer?
>>
>>140842282
she's a fun character
>>
[email protected]
help a nigga out with a key
>>
>>140842242
Holy shit what a rusty cunt

FO4 added nothing new, it's the COD of Bethesda
>>
>>140842504
About 3 1/2 hours I think
>>
>>140842490
the future of Overwatch
traumatized kids make great soldiers
>>
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What are you doing right now lads? just fucking sit thinking about how I can't wait whenver it's this close to finally getting to play a game i'm excited for.

Time goes real fuckin slow and it hurts.
>>
>>140842368
>windowmaker with big tits

I wish.
>>
>just got an overwatch key from a twitch whisper
feels good man
>>
>>140842427
>taking vacation time to play a video game
im cringing right now
>>
how long do you get locked out of key redeeming?
>>
>>140842635
Backing up the computer so that, should something go awry, I can salvage it and move everything to another rig.
>>
>>140841287
pics of whoever that was being lewd?
>>
>>140842635
GRAND STRATEGY
>>
where do i go to redeem my code?
>>
When does the invite beta start?
>>
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>>140842570
>>
>overwatch beta starts soon
>Dawn of War 3 gets teased tomorrow
>Dark Souls 3 is still fun

I like this year so far.
>>
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>>140842498
Last year fag represent
>>
>>140842753
code redemption in your battlenet account
>>
Giving out a free key for anybody that gives me a good new fresh meme

Pic related thats me
>>
>>140842693
>taking a vacation to do things you enjoy
haha those silly autists, amiright?
>>
>>140834714
HOLY SHIT they must have made various, less common versions of robots D:
>>
So with the shop confirmed being available later this afternoon, how much money will you all be dumping in to it?

If it's like hearthstone, i'll drop $70 for lootboxes.
>>
>>140842635
portfolio
>>
>>140842504
http://onlywat.ch/
>>
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>>140842816

here's your ME!ME!
>>
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>>140842816
>>
>>140842816
who the hell wears their watch on their left hand
>>
I'm going to buy the Overwatch Keyboard and Mouse
>>
>>140843020
I'm going to buy overwatch hoodie!
>>
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>when life is shit but so far the games this year are amazing
>>
>>140842981
mayby left handed people?

>>140843020
No, no you're not
>>
>>140842981
everyone but eurofags apparently
>>
>>140835408
you'll be sure to TRY
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when's blue sweatshirt boy going to be playable?
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>>140842635
Making an Overwatch logo in BO3
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>>140842786
>Dawn of War 3

Shiet son had no idea
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>>140843054
I'm going to buy Overwatch panties!

I'm a girl btw ;)
>>
>>140843060
>no, no you're not

okay kid on the internet, you're right
>>
>>140838703
I CAN TASTE THE NORMIE

TASTE BAD
>>
>>140842816
Still waiting for a good meme

Pic related when i see a good meme
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>>140843020
I'm going to buy the Overwatch headphones
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>>140843402
what are you eating
>>
can i preorder the game right now from amazon, redeem the beta key, and then cancel the preorder? and get it in time so I actually get those 2 extra days
>>
>>140843402
o shit waddup
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>>140842816
>>
>>140843306
>I'm going to buy the Overwatch Keyboard and Mouse
>Calling others children
>>
>>140843474
yes
>>
>>140843020
I'm going to buy the Overwatch __game__
>>
>>140843467
Are you blind, it's fucking cake
>>
>>140843467
Too much
>>
>>140843550
what kind of cake
>>
>>140843621
Cold cake
>>
>>140843474
Wait, so Amazon still has the preorder bonus?
>>
>>140834027
Is Tracer a reference to Slaughterhouse V?
>>
>>140843759
heh
nothin personel cake
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>>140843402
hot off the presses for ya!

[email protected]
>>
>>140840039
Go back to xivg sera orbiters.
>>
>>140843779
"exclusive beta access" is listed as a pre-order bonus still. I went ahead and preordered it when i saw >>140843531 so hopefully I get codes soon
>>
>>140843402
wheres the key fatguy
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IT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UPIT'S UP
>>
>>140844015
But I came here to watch her be cute.
>>
>>140842816
You are a big guy
>>
Post some keys senpai
>>
For the beta that starts today, or tomorrow depending on your time zone. Do I download the Overwatch beta, or Overwatch from my b.net account?
>>
>>140842981

Fucking everyone. Having your watch in your main hand is stupid.
>>
>>140844352
5642807863806865321194782
>>
>>140844352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCtH2xUBXg
>>
>>140844250
but its not up for like 3 more hours anon
>>
>>140844169
Here
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>>140844078
Maybe they just haven't updated the listing? I wouldn't get my hopes up unless they offer solid proof.
>>
>>140844528
got it thanks
>>
>>140844250
They mean PDT anon, not EST

you still have to wait 3 hours i think
>>
>>140843283
they should be character themed
>>
>>140842282

I want her to punch me in the stomach so hard it feels like I'm going to shit myself and puke at the same time. Then slam bother her fists into my shoulders forcing me to hit the ground hard. My head cracks and I feel the room spin a little. She then pulls down her sweaty leggings and squats over my face, suffocating me with her moist anus as she grinds her first into my crotch and berates me about my small flaccid penis.

>mfw I will never get dommed by this Russian dyke
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>>140843238

God i am not that much into lolis but the main girl of witch academia makes me diamonds.

I fucking hate not finding decent porn of it. Fucking nipss
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>>140844352
have 3
:^)
>>
2128231765448080115246853
poor mans
>>
>>140844561
I'll know in a few hours, usually doesn't take too long for Amazon to send out codes. If not, all well.. I've been excited to play and still haven't got the chance to do it. 2 extra days would be great
>>
>>140844740
send senpai pls [email protected]
>>
>>140834714
It has upside down syndrome
>>
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This is what 4chan has become : normies posting selfies and reddit niggers spamming memes that are 2+ years late
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I want a key :(
>>
>>140844740
i'm too slow to copy paste, what can I do for you to receive privately?
>>
>>140844981
6358771765458089125746856
>>
>>140845061
You guys are posting invalid keys to hurt my heart
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>>140844981
I want a yee
>>
>>140845146
224753372364872636407300_
>>
Do you think Mercy bullies people when she heals them?

Tell them how wreckless they are? Telling them to think of what their mother would think if she wasn't there to save their life.
>>
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Probably won't get anything but doesn't hurt to try i guess
[email protected]
>>
>>140844967

>implying that isn't the new meme and you're just behind the times
>being an old man who cannot understand complex metahumor

there are several memes in this post and you probably can't even identify them
>>
>>140845146
im sorry, here you go
1554321684674135274973596
>>
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ONLYWATCH ONLYWATCH ONLYWATCCHHHHHH


WYUERHGHHHHH
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>>140842816
>>
>>140845168
>yee
https://youtu.be/oNK5VCxA66M?t=89
>>
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I know you people may be sick of anons asking for codes, but I really need one.

[email protected]

I didn't got access to the close beta and I don't have any friends, it fucking sucks, I just want to try this game before buying, idk if my toaster can handle it.
>>
>>140845582
just wait till the 5th you goober
>>
>>140845582
wait 2 days then :D
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>meaning to preorder overwatch for early access
>real life happens, forget
>preorder today
>find out I get no early access for preordering today

GOD
DAMMIT
>>
my friends are either not interested or already pre ordered so here. 6191768857450858870570744
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>tfw you could die in the 3 hours
>>
Do i get to keep the levels, skins and etc from the open beta?
>>
>>140845696
thanks!
>>
if someone dont need i key and could send me i would be grateful

[email protected]
>>
It's 4PM
Did it start?
>>
>>140845706
how?
>>
>>140845657
Then it's not that important to you then anon
2 more days
>>140845743
no
>>140845808
no
>>
>>140845706
i want to die
>>
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>yfw its an error 37 episode
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>>140845808
4 PM PST you poopy

7 PM EST, 3 hours from now
>>
Who /No code/ here?
>>
y-y-yall got anymore of them CODES?
>>
>>140845582
>anime pic
you didn't need to tell us that you have no friends lmao :D
>>
>>140845808
3 more hours senpai
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>>140845657

>not joining 2 days late and proceeding to dominate the plebs who've played religiously for 48hours prior
>>
>>140844825
>>140845218
>>140845582
>>140845761
sent ;)
>>
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>>140845947
>>140845925
>>140845874
>>
if I dont get some reinhardt x tracer porn, or fan art, imma be pissed. Perfect ship. Big strong, fun loving guy, and bubbly fast paced girl.
>>
This game would be better if it was 3rd person.

Fuck all of this.
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>>140845895
I know it's going to happen but I'm pretending it'll all work out okay.
>>
>>140846046
nope u didnt
>>
>>140846164
eat shit
>>
>>140846164
Indeed, the waifu game in Overwatch is too strong
>>
>>140846164
it actually would be tbqh

the FoV feels way too small. also playing winston and genji during ult feels really fucking clumsy and awkard too, it would work much better in 3rd person
>>
>>140846104
Disgusting kys
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>>140846164
third person shooters are shit 90% of the time
>>
>>140846164
gross
>>
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Should I buy a new mouse from monoprice to be elite?
>>
>no code
>no life
>no friends
>no fun games
>no tracer waifu
>just want beta key

[email protected]

pls
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Ill give a key to whomever guess what is the first character i will play as.
>>
>>140846523
tracer you faggot
>>
>>140846523
bastion
>>
>>140846523
zarya cause you're a massive faggot
>>
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Why is there a fucking Metal Gear Rex in Overwatch?
>>
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TOO MANY WAIFU HOW DO I CHOOSE
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>>140846164
Reinhardt and Genji's ultimate should be,since first person melee sucks ass.
>>
>>140846523
Halo
>>
>>140846523
Tracer?
>>
>>140846523
Hanzo you fucking weeb
>>
>>140846523
Soldier76 because he's the realest nigga.
>>
>>140846523
Hanzo.
>>
When you got into the beta, but cant play because your campus wifi blocks battle.net at randoms times throughout the week.
>>
>>140846523
reaper of course
>>
>>140846628
You don't, you're waifu chooses you.
>>
>>140846523
roadhog?

https://steamcommunity.com/id/snowhashtag
>>
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NUMBERS
9880674512856838446615145
NUMBERS
>>
>>140846661

Post email or be quick. You decide
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>>140846628
this should help
>>
>playing anyone other than your waifu
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111020

Amateur = scrims n tournies
>>
>inb4 the servers break a minute after they open because of traffic
>>
>>140846774
[email protected]
>>
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>>140846624
I mean it has Raiden so why not
https://youtu.be/to1jhGfDf4Y?t=48s
>>
>>140846523
lucio
>>
>not only waiting for this game but also waiting for new vidya card
>>
>>140846780
if only it were higher res
>>
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>>140846780
>no best girl
It's shit
>>
>>140846780
ALL OF THAT ASS
>>
>>140846826
theres no way this game is worth to tryhard in
>>
>>140847074
It can't exactly show off her ass, mate.
>>
So servers are going to be operative at 4PM PST?
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ANON
LISTEN TO ME NOW
IT'S SIX AND EIGHT QUINTILLION, NINE HUNDRED SIXTY THREE QUADRILLION, SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY ONE TRILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY FOUR BILLION, ONE HUNDRED THIRTY ONE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED TWO THOUSAND, HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR TEN-QUINTILLIONTHS!
THAT'S THE KEY
AM I TOO SOON?
I'M TOO SOON!
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT ABOUT HIM
FEAR HIM
JOIN US ANON
YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH US
>>
I've got a few codes, are they worth selling?
>>
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>>140846841
>arcterror

Alright, you might be out of luck, a friend irl just asked for the code.

Ill might net you with another one later, but dont hold your breath.

Sorry, but good guessing/taste tough.
>>
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why does everyone who plays pharah or junkrat on twitch/youtube suck so bad? It's cringey watching them miss direct hits, or never going for airshots

I just want to play junkrat so bad, he was amazing in the two stress tests I was in.

>tfw 8000 avg. damage per match

7pm cant come fast enough
>>
>>140847116
I-I know ;_;
>>
>>140846660
Yup, you got it. What's your email lad?
>>
>>140846826
you should have put another option for competitive
>>
>>140847225
N-No you misunderstand it's Arcter Ror.

It was for FFXI
>>
I guess I'm not getting my key tonight
>>
>>140847210
No. But worth sharing
>>
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>>140846229
>>140846409
>>140846348

But what's the point of playing and/or having a Waifu when customization is only viewable 25% of the time?

Overwatch just looks like a glorified Blacklight: Retribution.

Enjoy your game but just remember the worse sheep is a blind sheep. They are going to release so much DLC that none of you will actually see in-game.
>>
Check your Spam or "promotions" folder in gmail senpai
>>
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>There are people who actually haven't played the game yet
>>
>>140846780
>all have identical body type except for mei aside form heigh
nice "waifus". literally 0 diversity in bodytype outside of hamplanet mei

and no i dont mean diversity in a tumblr way
>>
>>140847321
>and 30 seconds
:^)
>>
>>140847245
>airshots
literal meme skill
>>
what happened to all the code posters? don't leave me us out to dry senpai
>>
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>>140847427
They change your weapon skin too, like Pharahs rockets turn into arrowheads with this one
>>
>>140847428
it aint there
>>
>>140847473
>The ideal female body shares a similar shape

Boo hoo
>>
>>140847442
Those poor things
Someone should end their suffering and give them a code
>>
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>>140847427
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>>140847313

Well good luck with the key anon. Are the keys global btw? i have a friend in japan that preordered the game.

i am 100% he doesnt have friends so i might ask him for the code.

If not... well see you in two days.
>>
>>140847602
That's racist
>>
>>140847245
me too pal
>>
>>140847479
t. never played a comp game
>>
>>140841535
Man I wish I could today was a bust. I'm still on boarding but I did nothing all day but thirst post, shitpost and write fan fiction! Two meetings we had got rescheduled or forgotten about even. Today would have been perfect to phone in.
>>
>>140847602

Does Pharah have a non-armour skin like zero-suit Samus? She's best grill but I need to see her body.
>>
any codes left for a shitter
>>
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>Pharah's mom has a 90's anime ahoge

Gross
>>
>>140847745
nope, they're literally all gone
>>
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>>140847479
>he doesn't want to kill enemies faster and prevent them from using abilities

disgusting casual
>>
>a representative will be with you shortly
>a representative will be with you shortly
>etc.
>etc.
>etc.

why do they keep fucking telling me this
>>
>>140847689

why is it racist? she's indian, it's her culture
>>
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>>140847709
Sadly no, hopefully they'll show more of her in the cinematic
>>
>>140847669
I have absolutely no idea.

>>140847760
Based Pharah's mom.
>>
>>140834153
Imagine how weird it could be if the left personnage was a dude
>>
is there a difference between the two codes given?
are the "friend" and "your" codes the same thing or is there something that makes them different
>>
>>140847602
Kek. You proved my point. I'll come back in a few months to see if I was right.
>>
>>140847618
>literally copy paste
>defends it
nice

they could have bigger butts, smaller butts. bigger boobs, smaller boobs. you could have that one hero that has those chun-li legs.

nope, just copy paste it, then have too-much-meinnaise and mr. zarya
>>
>>140847816
Here's your one of many (yous)
>>
>>140834027
What time does the pre access overwatch beta start tonight?
>>
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Pharah is my waifu
>>
>>140847980
>they could have bigger butts, smaller butts. bigger boobs, smaller boobs

But they do, or are you blind.
>>
>>140848005
jesus christ thats an ugly girl
>>
>play tracer in heroes of the storm just to kill time
>remember I don't like mobas
blizzard pls hurry
>>
>>140847860
I say this no joke, it's always less cringey if a girl does it.

Are you a tech nerd? It's cute if a girl is into geeky things, it's dorkish if a guy is.

Does a guy have a sexbot? lmao loser cant get a gf. A girl can have a robot boyfriend though.

I dont know, women are constantly joked about being dumb, bad drivers, irrational, emotional, etc. the pendulum swings both ways
>>
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>>140847973
I thought your point was that it was 3rd person so you couldn't see skins? But ok, skins can be bought with ingame currency. During the beta I had like 10+ legendary skins at level 120
>>
>>140847980
>they could have bigger butts, smaller butts. bigger boobs, smaller boobs

but they do....?

what are you exactly complaining about? do you know what copy paste is?
>>
>>140848005
She looks like the female version of one of my friends.
>>
>>140848150
you think this is bad? the 2 weeks to release are going to be even worse.
>>
The only reason the game should have a third person mode is so I can jack off while I heal people as my waifu.
>>
>>140848141
>>140848278
its okay to admit they are the same. but nope, easier to just lie and put blinders on.

im done with you
>>
.---- ---.. --... ..--- ---.. -.... ...-- ..--- ..--- -.... ....- ..--- ----- ----. ....- ...-- ----- ----- ----- -.... -.... --... ---.. ....- -....
>>
>>140847793
>>140847479
>>140847245
So what do we call direct hits from the frag launcher in this game?

TF2 had 'pipes' from the grenade launcher. I don't want to say 'fragged' because that implies I got a kill. but it's useful to let your team know the damage put out on enemies, so I think piped must just work for now

crazy about junkrat though, I have a PIPE dream of going pro
>>
>>140848365
That would be nice but people would abuse it for the corner peaking advantage
>>
>>140848534
I mean I would too.

If I'm being fair it's also because I like 3rd person games more than 1st. Hot grills is just a bonus.
>>
>>140848516
fuck off back to /v/
>>
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>>140834450

TF2 lasted very long with no paid expansions and dlc. All you need is impatient people paying for stuff they can get for free from just playing the game.

It's not liked Blizzard are a small company with no money. They also have Satan (Activision) backing them.
>>
>>140848516
THANKS SO MUCH
>>
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>>
7655339240538066977571595

enjoy
>>
>>140844824
fucking amazon give me my code now
>>
>>140848492
Here's your (you)
>>
>>140848750
always too slow
>>
>>140848719
>T-Model poses are the same T-Model pose for everyone
ok????
>>
>>140848658
TF2 had a ton of DLC that kept it going. It was just free
>>
Beta unlock at 7 pm est for consoles too?
>>
>>140848658
tf2 had custom made that kept people playing the game though

RIP CP_boobs
>>
>>140848719

>No Zarya or Mei

Do one of the men but leave out Roadhog and Reinhardt.
>>
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>>140848750
>input code
>get no error message but nothing to confirm it either

d-did I win
>>
>>140849019
dont forget winston and zenyatta and torbjorn
>>
>>140849019
>Do one of the men

Oh my
>>
>>140845937
>>140845938
Will suck dick for a code! (not really but please hook it up)
[email protected]
>>
>>140849059
no its claimed
>>
760148829782864163738023[?]
>>
>>140842981
Literally everyone
>>
>>140849114
thank you!
>>
>>140849114
stop being faggots, just post the whole code, entering the codes incorrectly too many times blocks people from entering codes
>>
>>140847997
ples /owg/
>>
lets see who has their finger on F5

7458019540157137244512091
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>>140849274
>having shit luck
kek
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>>140849310
This has been answered a thousand times already, read the thread.
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>>140849310
in 2.5 h
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tfw you can't control your horny level
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>>140849326
>Do it
>Hit enter
>PLEASE RE-LOGIN TO BATTLE.NET
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>>140849094

Zenyata just stands differently, I'd imagine he looks pretty much the same in a T-pose. I did forget Winston and Torbjorn though. It would be nice to see some more female characters that wear actual equipment instead of a skin tight suit though. I'm pretty sure Pharah has more or less the same skeleton but she has a much different frame because of it.
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>tfw no friends or gf to play with
>tfw on the brink of depression

Still, it would be a shame to let it go to waste. Enjoy.


5726074344394633907566974
>>
>>140847857

Sorry, no code. Good luck
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>>140849440
fuck me people are quick
>>
>>140849380
Yes I'll read 600 replies just to find out what time because op didn't post the most fucking obviously piece of information that people would want.

>>140849402
thank you
>>
>>140849440

Make friends in-game, anon. Just kidding no private servers lmao
>>
This guy is telling me if I buy the game now I can't play it, I don't understand ?
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>>140849440
Holy shit, thank you!
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>>140849440

Stop going to /pol/ maybe
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>>140847760
This game is pretty much anime anyway
>>
Bought the game in the morning of 28th, yet still did not received the code.

Fuck you Blizzard
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>>140849517
nah, one guy just keeps posting used codes
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>>140849620
You're too late to pre-order the game for early beta access, yes.
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>>140849620
There was a deadline and you missed it
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>>140849652
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>>140849563
just about every reply at the top says "X amount of time left" or something. Unless you're too dumb to read post timers and do some simple math?
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>>140847116
Well neither can anything else. She's a cyborg. Call me when she's in her lewd non armored cyborg body.
>>
onlywat.ch
onlywat.ch
onlywat.ch
onlywat.ch
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>>140849108
You guys know what would be funny? Someone sending this guy a code!
>>
>>140849435
is bastion male or female?

i want to say male because his ult turns him into a big gun.

the gun is long and hard resembling a human penis. it doesnt last very long like human male orgasm. and it shoots multiple loads in quick succession, not consistently like say, a water hose.
>>
>>140849517
>>140849652
Nah, that was me that time. I just had 2 windows side by side is all.
>>
Anyone who actually needs a code?
I was going to let it expire but I wanna help someone who actually wants to play.
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>>140849868
no i'm pretty sure this>>140846473 anon is much more deserving of one
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>>140849868
Now why would that be funny Anon?
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>>140849962
[email protected]
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>>140849962
Yes.

Email here >>140846841
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>>140848245
>people look at that knee and still say she isn't a cyborg.
>>
>>140849962
Yes please see
>>140849868 and >>140849108
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>>140849962
I do here

post it in the thread though so other people can get it
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got my key even though I've preordered on the 30tg and support said that I woun't be getting one
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>>140849902
bastion is a machine
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>>140849962
I would like one, i haven't had the chance to try this game yet and want to know if it'll be fun.

[email protected]
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>>140849962
I do mate.

[email protected]

I'll suck your duck.
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>>140849962
I need one, but Blizzard's fuckstupid system won't let me attempt any more
I'm not even gonna bother posting an email
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>>140849629
/pol/ is fun though
>>
>>140850045
stop bullying bastion!
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>>140849987
Well it would be FUN(ny) for me
>>
>>140849902

I'm pretty sure he was enabled during the female only brawl.

Maybe he counts as both
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>>140849776
nigger I read like 20 replies and there was nothing it's far more efficient for me to just ask and get an answer for it and in the time you've spent replying to me you could have told me the time like 10 times over.

And worse case scenario everybody wanted to be a cunt like you i'd just throw out a random ass time claiming it's the time until we can play and everybody would come running in to correct me because cunts like you love that shit.
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gl getting it first 1309456241259322141158616
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>Nearly get a code
>Solve our captcha!
>Miss
>Nearly get one again
>Too many attempts

Overwatch more like Over here watchin the barrel of my gun
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>>140850231
thanks
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>>140850021
Pharah is pure
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>>140850231
thanks
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>>140850238
I'm doing this for your own good anon, I'm helping you learn by using your own initiative and intelligence, so you'll never need to ask these questions again.
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>>140850263
>refresh
>see post
>copy and paste code
>get logged out
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>>140850381
everyone is pure. if they werent, they would have taken my seed already

im literally giving it away. TAKE IT!
>>
You thought this was a code
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>>140850559
Fuck off nigger you got me twice already. Here and /v/. Go away.
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>>140850263
>>
i want to give my overwatch code to someone but i also don't want to just post it here and have some anon steal it from someone who really wanted and waited to play
>>
>>140850021

She's best grill either way.
>>
>>140850559
I hate you...
>>
>>140850612
you could email it to me :^)
[email protected]
>>
>>140850612

But its more fun that way
>>
>>140850612
>>140849650
see
[email protected]
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>>140850231
thanks
>>
>>140850381
Cyborgs can be pure too, anon.

>>140850629
I never said she wasn't.
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>>140850612
let us race anon, its our destiny
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>>140850612

Make it into a puzzle. Only people who really want it will bother to solve it.
>>
>>140850612
Send it here brother
[email protected]
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>>140850612
[email protected]


pic related, it's me when I don't get a code
>>
>>140850612
[email protected]
thanks senpai
>>
>>140850426
>it's smarter to waste time scouring threads for information that should have been posted immediately than to just ask for them

I bet you're the type of faggot that thinks it's smart to just look everything up in wikipedia.
>>
>>140850830
hopefully he doesn't pick you, one dumb frogposter less
>>
>>140850876
smarter than relying on us faggots for anything
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4 8 H O U R S
8
H
O
U
R
S
>>
>all these people without codes
gahh i wish i had more codes to give
i'm sorry but only one of you will get it
>>
>>140847245
I just thought of a way to win;
>be D.Va
>explode inside enemy hive
>have Junkrat get killed right next to you
>double enemies killed
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>>140851009
[email protected]

thanks!
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D.Va is the best girl!
>>
I can't even do the code attempts anymore I've tried too many. I gotta wait.

[email protected]

Have Mercy.
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>>140850994
Divided by 12 you mean
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>>140850314
>>140850403
>>140850691

okay fuck i get it man
>>
post the codes, I'm ready
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>>140851120
I agree, but that picture is giving me a migraine.
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>>140850403

Have a friend key to give out. Name the best hero and you git it. Might not be able to deliver until 6:30.
>>
>>140851120
is she a virgin?

if not then no
>>
>>140837281
the last wave is at 5pm if he doesn't get it then then he has to contact support.
>>
Why are people hunting for codes? Does the open beta require one?
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new unlockables for genji

when?
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>>140851169
I'm saying that's what's causing everyone to abandon their dignity right now, 48 hours of play time
>>
>>140851285
>GOOGLE
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>>140851270
what 5pm
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>>140851242
Hanzo :^)
>>
>tfw you need to sleep for work so you won't be able to play when it releases
>tfw can't wait 18 hours
>>
>>140850974
>smarter than relying on us faggots for anything

>rely on us by reading 600 posts to see what time release hits
>but don't rely on us by just asking about what time it releases

also what's the point of anything in OP if we're not supposed to rely on information gathered here? Whatever i'm done replying faggot.
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>>140851175
Dont know who these other memesters are but I got the code.
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>>140851285

Early aces starts in 2 hours. Keys get like 4 days early.
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>>140851242
widowmaker
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>>140851358
est so 5 minutes from now is the last wave.
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>>140851242
McCree
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>>140851269
>plays videogames all day
>conscripted to be a mech pilot
Probably is tbqhwyf
>>
>>140851285
If you have a key you get into beta today. If not you have to wait until the 5th.
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>>140851241
>>140851120
agreed
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>>140851450
well fuck me I hope they send it to me as I bought it on 28th morning. Yet there are people who bought it yesterday and they already received it
>>
>>140851395
Be sure to play the beta :)
It starts at __
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>>140851349
>>140851413
>>140851485
Oh fuck. I need to get key hunting then. So much divine waifu ass to check.
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>>140851471
alright, you convinced me.

d.va is best girl
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Fuck got tired of trying to hunt wild codes
[[email protected]]
papa bless the humble ones
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>>140850830
i sent it to you only so you wouldn't feel bad because the other anon was mean

>>140850927
you're MEAN
>>
>>140851615
that isn't true, people who bought the game in may don't get EA codes.
>>
First anon to guess my waifu wins a beta code
Here's a tip: I'm black
Post an email or some shit so I can send it to you

My battle tag if you want to play: Sunshine#1771
>>
>>140851639
>>140849402
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>>140851831
>Here's a tip: I'm black

Too easy, anon.
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>>140851704
I... I.. Love you. thanks anon. I will pay your kindness forward
>>
>>140851831
Pharah
[email protected]
>>
>>140851831
It's Mei isn't it?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8kGMfXaFU
>>
>>140851831
Mercy

[email protected]
>>
>>140851831
tracer :^)

[email protected]
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Two hours until release now. Reply with an email and the funniest, original joke you know.
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>>140851792
it is
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>>140835637

anon u don't deserve that, ill be ur friend. we can play together
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>>140851831
widowmaker

[email protected]
>>
>>140851831
>Black

You know it's Widowmaker

[email protected]
>>
>>140851831
widow
[email protected]
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2 hours
>>
[email protected]

Please let me play my waifu junkrat
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>>140851967
what did the pot say to the frying pan

"I'm hungry"
>>
>>140851967
[email protected]

you
>>
Wait, why would you need a key for an OPEN beta?

Anyway, excited to be able to play the game again. I missed it.
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>Signed up for beta the second it was announced at Blizzcon
>Never got into beta
Time to ask a kind anon for a key i will never get
[email protected]
>>
>>140851967
What's the best part about sex with twenty three year olds? there's twenty of them

[email protected]
>>
>>140851570
>no qt3.14 D.va gf to tell you to git gud
why live
>>
>>140851374
Nope. Close though
>>140851448
Waifus. Jesus anon really.
>>140851457
my niggah. Nothing beats gunslinger asthetics. You win. To bad you did not post email.
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How long till the servers are up?
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>>140852131
It's early access open beta.
>>
i have a couple of keys, give me a -korean- gurl wallpaper

(post your mail)
>>
>>140852131
preorders got keys for 2 early days
>>
>>140852321
next level of jewing.
>>
>>140851898
<3
>>
>>140851831
Mei
[email protected]
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Quick reminder that Tracer is the best waifu.
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>>140851831
Torbjorn
SWEDEN YES
[email protected]
>>
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>>140852323
[email protected]
>>
>>140852223
>never being beaten by her in less than 3 minutes in Starcraft
why live idd
>>
Reinhardt has the biggest hammer
also probably biggest dick too
>>
does tracer stink from running around all the time?
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>>140852323
[email protected]
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>>140852309
http://onlywat.ch/

enjoy.

>>140852384
>Next level
>People have been doing this for years

Are you new to video games?
>>
2 MORE HOURS!!!
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>>140852323
>Saving Korean girl wallpapers
[email protected]
>>
>not a single post about the game
>just waifuposting/begging for keys/husbandoposting/trolling/few more hours
>>
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>>140852531
Holy shit fan got it bless you and your waifu
>>
>>140852512

Her suit doesn't give much breathing room, you can be sure it's all hot and sweaty in every part of her body.
>>
>>140852585
Still it is the peak of what we have reached, shit like pre-order stretch goals are more jew, but they are on a different category.

Still a super jew move.
>>
>>140852632

There is no game to play. Wut else we gonna do.
>>
>>140852321
>>140852374
>>140852384
Oh. So everyone here is begging because they didn't fall for the preorder trick like I did? I wanted free Tracer in HOTS and I've been playing the game enough to know I'd want to keep playing.

My friend also preordered, so I guess I have two keys to spare. I'll check my email and post them in thread probably.
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>>140852632
What do you want to talk about, most people here haven't played it
>>
>>140852710
I pre-ordered. Yesterday. Because I was on holiday until yesterday.

Shoot me, boys.
>>
>>140852790
>most people here haven't played it
then they have plenty of questions to be answered
>>
>>140852710
Just email one of them to:
[email protected]
>>
>>140852863

I haven't played it but I don't have any questions either, just here for some funposting until servers are up.
>>
Somebody post the .gif of the wiggling gorrillas that has the text "there is no need to ve upset." But replace the filename with "OB meta."
>>
>>140852863
not really, I've read and watched a shitton of it already. just waiting for the beta to start right now
>>
>>140852710
preordered on 28th still no key

[email protected]
>>
>>140852939
When will that be?I thought they were supposed to be at 4pm yesterday?
>>
>>140852323
>>140852562

thanks famalamadingdong
>>
>>140852472
>>140852562

done :)
>>
>>140852710
I'll take it anon
[email protected]
>>
>>140852710
I'd like one of those,
[email protected]
>>
>>140852963
Winston a shit since he was nerfed
>>
>>140853031
HOW

OFTEN

IS

THIS

QUESTION

GONNA

GET

ASKED

?
>>
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>>140852863
waifu posting is the best kind of posting
>>
>>140852512
No, she stinks because she can't take off that teleporting vest, or else she becomes disconnected from time and basically would be a ghost again.

That means she cant take that thing off to bathe properly, and the straps and contraption itself probably smell terrible, like a hat that you never wash. Probably has horrible chest acne
>>
>>140852790
dicks
>>140852487
>>
>>140853162
Until one central answer is available? I've seen a graph listing it being up at 4pm yesterday and the countdown on onlywat.ch ended this morning.
>>
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Oh. I only have one, because one of the two I need for myself. Right.

2229108304761120316736352

First come, first serve.
>>
>>140851904
This anon got it but there's no email.
>>140852394
Got you anon. Tell me if you received it

Widowmaker is my 2nd favorite.
>>
>>140853225
That sounds legit disgusting.
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>>140853238
fags pls leave
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>>140853309
>2229108304761120316736352
thanks man!
>>
>>140853309
Taken almost instantly, thanks though.
>>
>>140853309
Fucking Blizzard I haven't attempted in like 20 minutes let my try again
>>
>>140844895
Underrated
>>
>>140853162
until it gets posted in the OP which anybody with half a brain would have done.


Imagine if there was a website that could generate you a free key and everybody heard a rumor about it but didn't know where it was and then some guy made the thread and didn't post the link. It's the same scenario.
>>
>>140853031
damn bitch you aint never heard of google? blizzard.com?
>>
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>>140853286
>the countdown on onlywat.ch ended this morning.
>>
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>>140853364
>I forgot my e-mail
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>>140853470
I dunno, what kind of person kind find that kind of info themselves? Probably takes less time than waiting for a response? What are they some 70 year old uncle who doesn't know what quotes do in google searches?
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>>140853472
>I'm trying really hard to fit in
>>140853513
It went from "the cavalry is (almost) here" to "deployment in RIGHT FUCKING NOW'. If it's up tomorrow that's ok. The pre-order beta was clearly a waste of time if it's up the day before open beta.
>>
>>140852409
Can't wait to main her.
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Who here hunting for a key?
email begging is for wussies
>>
new thread boys

>>140853879
>>
>>140853860
I'm only e-mail begging because I literally can't key-hunt anymore because "too many attempts try later"
>>
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>>140853860
im with ya on that
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>>140853860
im a dirty key begger slut
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>>140853364
I got it. Thanks senpai.
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>>140853914
Tough luck my niqqa
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>>140853224
>tfw that's probably the closest we'll get to an actual representation of Mei's real body type

All it's missing is a qt snowflake bellybutton piercing, but that's just my fetish.
>>
>>140853665
Anybody could find the information if they just kept looking but often people don't word things correctly or miss it. If they come here and ask about it who gives a fuck. 4chan is a free for all website. Who really gives a fuck if there's people asking for what time they can actually play the game. I don't see you bitching and moaning about waifu posters. Anybody that's interested in that shit could also find it easily but those are ok. People actually just wanting to know when they can play the game? Fuck those guys. Those guys are the problem.
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>>140853738
20000000 hours in paint
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>>140852043
That was such a weird episode.
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So close yet so far
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>>140854904
oh my god yes, damn it only 1 hour and 30 minutes.
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>>140842597
Shut up Boss.
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>The game is updating
What was it ?
>>
Bought the game today. I don't get a key/get to play in today's beta, correct? Or will I still be able to play just with no key?
>>
>>140855923
No, only for preorderds before April 29
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>>140855923
You can play in the beta on Friday sorry anon.
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>>140855923
Too late
Hunt for keys though, I got one today
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>>140855709
Gorilla intro?
Or was that always there?
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>>140856319
Oh yeah, that must be it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec&feature=youtu.be&t=67
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>>140856083
>>140856126
>>140856143
R.I.P. :( I guess I'll try slumming for keys. Thanks Anons!

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198280697551
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okay, i dont have friends so... 9115381249241557664035916 enjoy
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>>140857515
tfw it is gone.
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>pop up in the corner of my screen appears
>overwatch is now playable
>"the fuck? maybe blizzard fucked up on something like during the monday following the last open beta weekend
>still can't play

Not cool blizzard.
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Do you need to preorder to play open beta? or is this early access key useless shit?
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230 meg patch?
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>>140857659

It was a patch.
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They just patched in a cinematic.. servers still down
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>>140859464

The preorder beta begins in an hour, 2 days earlier than the open beta. The key gets someone in now.
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>>140853879
>>140853879
>>140853879
>>140853879

New thread cucks move along
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>>140859661
I thought it started tomorrow May 3rd. I got work all night today
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