SC2

guys i wanna go pro in sc2 but i dont wanna play sc2...

>>140805725
so pretty @____@

I want to share food with MC and Parting, but don't have a girl for a double date. Should I ask ...

>>140806012
make a vn with you as a character that goes pro

*sips water after getting my passport renewed*

*sips passport after getting my water gets renewed*

*remembers to stay hydrated*
*but doesn't stay hydrated*

>>140807056
You should... I didnt and I had kidney stones...

>>140807116
i kinda want to poop out my penis though

when you find a spider in your house, do you flush it or let it outside, knowing full well its going to get eaten by something bigger anyways

:/

>>140808020
crush it and put in the trash!!!

>>140808020

uh i just let it go about its business because spiderbros are our friends...

>>140808020
i am that something bigger

tfw when i play my main race, i get 110 apm max. tfw when i off-race as a jorg, a get 180 apm in the first game
tfw when i play babby race, i get wrist damage and 48 apm.

tfw the guy above you plays sc2

>>140808382
48 apm as terran?

trying to fall asleep without a tv...

scarlett getting raped by maru...

>>140809915
oh my :3

>>140805725
I want my own pet gook

>>140809915

scarlett? isnt that a dota pro?

>>140811153

hes a race traitor...

>>140811330
didnt even click the link but i already know you should kill yourself

>>140811330
omo sickzii >~<

we will never have Angel Beats 2...

>>140805725
omo...

>>140811330
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU

i got only 1

i got none

>>140812765
here

-1

enjoy friend

damn persona q was kinda sad

>>140813007
youre sad

loser!

>>140813410
lol

>>140811330
Please tell me you're using jlist for the image and you won't actually order it from there. If you're ordering from there I only have one thing to say: LOL

>>140813696
please tell me youre using caps with your keyboard and youre not actually posting from your phone. if youre posting with your phone here i only have one thing to say: LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk

kek

>>140813878
>implying I'd ever use my phone to post
LOL
BTW I USE SHIFT AND SHIFT ONLY.

>>140814008
sickzii you should buy veggies instead...

>>140814060
dont reply to me loser

last warning

>>140814185
+1

>>140814183
LOL

>>140814185
>hope this subhuman got away from those subhumans

lmao you yellow fever permavirigin neckbeard idiot

fuck off dumb racist idiots

god damnit i have a zit

>loving a girl just for her race
how is that not racist...

depressed

>>140815616
*hugs you*

really, really sick and tired of shitskins

>>140816429
my whole race is getting cucked against my will, and the world will be the worse for it in the end

seek help gleepy

>tfw want to keep playing video games but my arm kind of hurts

FUCK THIS WORLD

>tfw want to keep fapping to gooks but my arm kind of hurts

FUCK THIS WORLD

another day another waifu
--sickzii the SLUT

more like slutzii!!!

whoa benched my sets of 220 :o

turn out diet was really holding me back

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test

>>140822720
will watch depending on our guys (snute) performance

do you guys ever look up? like, look up at the ceiling. look up at the top of a building. the top of a tree.

i dont think many people look up often.

>>140824058
ok grissom

>>140824058

looking up from the base of skyscrapers scares me tbqh...

wish i was dead tbqh family

Jin Air Green Wings is going to beat CJ Entus tomorrow.

>>140825828
people find the will to live even in places like syria and north korea

>>140825889
you dont fucking say

any other wise insight for us?

>>140805725
omo

>>140826042
You know... You could make some money with this information. Jin Air Green Wings has 1.8 odds on most betting sites. You could turn 100€ into 180€ in an instant!

>>140826237
insiderbro?

i took CJ entus @ 1.85 :D

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>>140826372

i took skt -1.5 @ 1.68 today vs samsung tho.....>_<

i thought that would be 3-0 skt!! haha

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>>140826628

i... suddenly... have the urge.... to buy 50 cent albums...

>>140826857
dont!!

>>140826797
its not funny anime girl!!!!
skt was matchfixing!! and i fell for it

*boots up mario maker *

im not gay but i would tongue sickzii...

>>140827528
really tired of your boring gayposting famila

>>140827645
his mouth...

im not gay but cj entus herO's new bowlcut.......

>>140827901
would you bully him to tears...

destiny.gg/schedule

>>140828241
what the fuck is nathan times?

>>140828363
taking care of his kid and not streaming

tod is getting a new tattoo :O

i'm writing an essay about the environmental impact of beef

>>140828535
lol high school must b nice

>>140828535
i heard that mcdonalds wanted to put out an eggplant sammich but there literally wasnt enough eggplant in the world to meet their demands :o

imagine the cows...

>>140828570
it's a topic taken very seriously by those that take environmental issues seriously
at least 14% of all greenhouse gasses are produced by meat
huge chunks of amazon are being cut for livestock raising
water use for beef is vastly beyond what it is for even other animals
etc you get the idea

>>140828417
so he streams like... 4 hours a day? why do people even sub lol

i had flu last week and im still feeling a bit sick
i dont think i should go to the pool today but i kind of want to...

>>140828975
pedophile

>>140829007
dude theyre 16...

>>140828694
i think cows are killed young too
never stood a chance

scarlett got banned on tl and deleted reddit account.

suicide watch?

>>140829265
why?

>>140829265
why was she banned on tl :/

>>140805725
perfect O_O`

>>140829331
prolli requested it

>>140829410
yeah seems so :/

fucking bullies have to ruin everything i wish they would just drop dead

my dad bought Life cereal and i can't bring myself to eat it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84CikCrYnw

:/

i would never have sex with a girl

>>140829007
i meant like a big swimming pool where you swim fast to exercise >_>

>>140829851
they're so plastic...

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lmao

I'm going back to caps posting BTW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlbG7hv5_a4

omo...

>>140830438
allahu akhbar

>>140830438
wow cooooooooool :D

>>140830438
i like their asses but twerking isn't hot at all

>>140830438
>vaping

NOT cool

>>140830438
twerking is so disgusting... i would never go near a twerking girl i'd be afraid to catch something

>>140830216
"wrong change made" is so vague that obviously everyone is going to vote for it. meaningless polls and the guy who made them is a fucking idiot

>>140830635
uuu we all vape here dude LOL

>>140830858
lol ok grandpa

we smoke cigarettes here i thought? wtf...

>>140831314
kys stinky yellow teeth addict loser

>>140831365
based virgin

i put propylene glycol into small pieces of sponge and stuff them up my ass

vaping is so 2014 guys

*smokes a cigar*

heh... best of both worlds...

anyone want an overwatch early access beta key

message me on steam

>>140831709
*messages you on skype instead*

i'll take it

>>140831669
no she's not okay she has gender dysphoria

>>140831709
lets do this on discord instead

>>140831763
im not on skype

gonna play Lineage2

>>140831669
probably just shaking off haters. she's done that for years she'll be fine

>>140831873
cyka

okay i'll post it here instead

4701211782436256146272903

i hate zits

>>140831986
thanks brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSW74L-XMA

<<< this is why we wake up

>>140832110
np bud it opens in ~5 hours

>>140832153
what a terrible song holy shit

puku-puku-puku puka-puka-pukari atama puki-puka-pike-kapo samayotte
mimi tsutsukarete itai no choi-cho-cho-cho
puka-puka chiku-chiku pururun’-furun’ furueru no
pukari pukari fuwawa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-wa fuwa-wa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwa
atama ga fueru fue atama fue-fueru fuyo fuyoyo fueru fue-fueru
eru-eru fueru fuwa-fuwa fuwari-fuwa atama atama tobidasu

>>140832153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJRDA21PCs

hi guys im a noob, what units should i have in my protoss army starting out (like marine medivac siege tank for example)?

blink stalker sentry? stalker sentry adepts? hts vs t and p? phoenix/oracle for worker harass?

>>140832527
okay stop it with this laggy meme it belongs to trash

>>140832362
lags :\

i don't want to watch the ty games. itll be too hard to stomach watching him throw. someone tell me what happened

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mmhh!

>>140832798
nice

>>140832798
damn how do i get that

>>140832506
adepts

>>140832862
eww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuzmZ19-OxE

superior witch anime

>>140832506
protoss comps aren't quite as universal as terran

vs zerg you want phoenix opener w/ adepts into double robo immortals and skytoss if you need to go that late

vs terran adept/stalker/sentry/disruptor works

vs protoss either cheese or go blink/disruptor

>>140833038
too long not watching

>>140833080
thanks dude

am i correct in understanding that you usually want adepts early so you can poke at worker lines with transfer? and eventually you want glaives right

>>140833081
nope

source: i'm the guy posting and pretending to drink beer everyday

>>140833251
can you stop

you really make me want to drink beer...

>>140833218
adept openers are good because you can't scout sometimes with it too. warp prism/adept is also very strong in all matchups.

>>140833335
*can scout

i don't drink anymore because the doctor said i have scars on my liver...

>>140833564
tkopa...

>>140833218
not that guy but adepts are also good because they force a pretty big reaction since if you were to adept all in the other guy just dies cause protoss

>>140833564
this sounds terrifying...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cirrhosis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLGWph0VZ0

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reminder that the final stage cirrhosis has no cure

What the hell was TY doing in the gsl finals. It felt like he was purposely throwing things instead of taking it slow and steady into late game

Charles is having a bad day, he recorded this after yelling at KKK gangstalkers in mc Donalds all morning
https://youtu.be/pQIKVuT_0GY

>>140834190
maybe he was nervous idiot

>>140834182
no surprise, its basically not an organ at that point
just a lump of meat

we only drink water here

>>140834447
i drink coffee and tea too

>>140834469
nice

>>140834447
i drink a soda every month or so
but not a big one

>>140824058
t. ranger's apprentice

i think that's what that was from?

liver disease is not a joke!!!!

>>140834697
how do i know if i have it...

this post gave me cancer and liver disease

>>140834182
makes ya think...

>>140834860
if your gonna drink you might as well smoke too cause they affect different organs LOL

>>140834769
you can't tell unless you get it checked out by a doctor because the liver doesnt have pain receptors HELLO???

>>140834860
not really lol

*cracks open another beer*

>>140834860
cant think when drunk

>>140834769
you ever wake up tired?
it means your liver is dead

>>140835141
i wake up tired every day...

alcohol abuse is worth it in the long run... think of all the good times ur having...

>>140835141
lol

rip me

>>140835164
in most cases ya but everyone is different... i know a weekend drinker who has liver scarring and i also know a daily drinker who has a perfectly fine liver

bitch!!!

>>140835164
my friend got the first stage fatty liver just from lack of exercise and bad diet

>>140835754
no he doesnt

im scared i might have prostate cancer

what do

>>140835902
don't go to a doctor

self diagnose with answers from ask yahoo

>>140835902
You should've fapped more

>>140805845
Why is Dota2 empty stadium?

i bought 2 csgo skins!

>>140835991
league and everyone else switched to csgo

>>140836109
sick freak

>>140836109
just become a tier 4 sub for 40$ a month and you'll be best friends as long as your subscription is running :)

>>140836346
:)

>>140836109
who would want to be friends with someone like that?

my pubes keep getting stuck in my foreskin!

>>140836428
word...
he literally told his suicidal friend that it's okay to kill yourself o__O

>>140836070
Wait the pic is Korea right? I thought Koreans didn't like csgo

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lol

>>140836595
how knew?

*sips coke*

heh... glad i'm not ruining my body with alcohol...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsYBafQVZTY&t=14m20s

what the fuck...

>>140837429
fatty!

>>140837496
i love it how he hates other people for various reasons and then someone in the char brings up how he did the same thing

this fucking guy hahahah

>>140836670
no one likes csgo they're just degenerate gamblers for pixels worth money but will defend match fixers because its just pixels worth money and not money worth money

>>140837496
destiny is a sociopath

>>140837820
>its just pixels worth money and not money worth money
you're retarded

>>140837820
The csgo community really is retarded. Why the fuck are they paying so much for things like weapon skins when you barely even see them. I could at least see it with mobas since you have full view of your character and it's the entire model

>>140838165
you can inspect it though and it shows the whole gun and if you're 1vX clutching your whole team sees it!!

that's why they always kick me because i have anime stickers >.<

>>140838350
frickin asswholes...

>>140837462
well anyway here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsYBafQVZTY&t=40m27s

so tired u___u

>>140838603
liver disease...

>>140838740
i just stay up too late every day edging >.<

>>140838767
he used to be a lot more open about himself and his life with his stream

i guess someone told him that the shit he says is fucked up and he stopped being so honest

some smaller csgo streams have stopped using casters altogether because they figured out that people dont give a fuck and the only reason they watch them is because they're gambler degenerates

who /lester/ here

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*sips beer*
time to wind down :)

tomorrow will be different !

>>140840595
that vid is so yesterday

>>140840529
will it be better?

>>140840721
it'll never be better...

>>140840024
puaaaaah

>>140841113
im gonna get some drugs tomorrow so its going to be great

puaah this

*slips out a fully erect penis from pants*

>>140841252
*unsheathes magnifying glass*
don't see nothin

avilo is ranting about microtransactions on twitter.....

>>140841546
thats because i jizzed on your magnifying glass

Austin Filsinger
@NeuroZerg

@avilosc2 @nathaniastv 'Change happens when the pain to remain the same becomes too great.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5uw-eoxZv0

tech

>>140842758
w-wat... is this real...

>>140842985
it's not "real" since someone requested and paid her to make it like that

>>140842985
what was it!!

*mashes buttons*
*wins*

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>>140842758
>porn industry making fun of twitch

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>>140842758
>brown nipples

>>140843452
based melee player

>>140843110
it's real m8 she's a real camgirl

>>140843495
>>140843562
how can you see that post??

>>140843809
because im not blind

how long until they make a full feature porn film based on twitch?

>>140843809
you have to buy 4chan gold

WOW guys HOLY SHIT

gradeaundera called markiplier "A FUCKING RETARD" on his new video :O

>>140845234
who?

>>140845234
who

>>140845282
>>140845321
lol are you guys hermits or something lmao

>>140845391
>not being a hermit
look at this normie

>>140843495
she's an actual streamer tho

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Do you think I could get away with putting this on a bookshelf filled with paperbacks without looking like a pedophile?

>>140846763
>filled with paperbacks
it would stand out too much

>>140846763
blyat

>>140846763
yes everyone knows what that book is

>>140846763
get more hardcovers

overwatch has such cool cinematics >_<

should i go buy some taco bell with an overwatch cup

i'm going to kill myself!!!!!!

My poops have been really sticky like sticky clay

I'll have to stop eating mcdonalds

>>140847805
dont do it idiot

>>140847975
you need fiber and less alcohol

tracer's HOT taco farts

who is our favorite super mario maker streamer

>>140847975
typical phone

*opens the third eye*

>>140848228
i know right?

>>140848134
You know I can't drink on my medication!

>>140848539
How did you know?

>>140848606
did you do weed.......

anyone want to meet up irl?

>>140849194
sure, country?

>>140849330
canada

im such a loser :(

>>140849386
dundas sq at 6

>>140849386
Wow... I'm like In eastern europe...

>>140849645
too far senpai

anyways i need to go get a haircut cya

>>140849705
iaxx...

It's called caps posting idiots because none of us actually post with a phone. It's all about that pinky working at that shift key.

>>140850515
when they forget the period you know it's a phoneposter

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=676593822
omo...

>tfw you think you're done pissing so you put your schlong back in your pants and feel the dribble down your leg

>>140850858
+1

*talks shit*

*rips the skin*

*finds peace*

>>140849875
I dont know what that means...

>>140850885
thats not supposed to happen
maybe you have prostate infection or something

i like thick thighs and big asses

>>140852813
niggers leave

i'm going out to drink BEER

>>140853506
liver failure...

>>140853506
whoa to a bar :O

i have such bad anxiety...

>>140853716
no a baseball game i'm going to hate it. at least it's balanced

>>140853929
*makes a loud noise*

gooks...

Legumes are rich in raffinose-series galactooligosaccharides which are responsible for the farts and have a strong positive effect on health

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BXVJmNpsfE

OH

MY

GOD

^randall the mudskin

https://fuwa.se/f/Z40lmN.webm

u__u

>>140856871
lmao

>>140856871
sounds intense!!!

reminder that if you've watched a single episode of game of thrones you should leave this thread and never come back

>>140857396
i watched season one of both game of thrones AND walking dead

biggest mistakes of my life i will never get that time back

my mom is a bitch!!!!

>>140850885
i always stand there a bit and shake more than the recommended 2 times to make sure this never happens!

>>140852813
i love big ass chubsters

now i might even be leaning towards girls most would consider "fat" and "obese" i just love how soft and warm they are

>>140853929
chamomile tea and or supplements!

>>140858264
but the smell...

>>140858434
o-omo............imagine.......

1-9 chicken and rice
0 order two large zas and get a big bottle of mountain dew

>>140858708
our guy, finally getting a decent meal........

>>140858708
healthy boy!

i just lost all my zest winnings on tottenham.....

>>140859264
post your boobs

>>140859538
( o )( O) lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08HqRzhqXU0

hitomi got plastic

>>140859763
is that you

>>140805725
omo

anxiety...

>>140860197
make her a tribute...

>>140852662
nah my belt was too tight cause i put on some weight recently hehe :P

>>140859763
i did kendo and his grip is terrible

>>140860993
lol

>>140860993
what the frick!

>>140861105
your gym teacher or whatever low cost kendo instructor you had was a retard then because everything that fatty is doing is literally perfect

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>>140860993
what the f*ck is your problem kid you are NOT me

>>140858264
ehhh i guess chubsters are okay but fat and obese? lol whatever man live and let live

scv is full of kendo masters...

>>140861297
nah bruv it was a legit kendo club

his legs are also backwards for his grip

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/508493-building-bridges-an-interview-with-kenzi

literally our guy kenzi i love him

>>140859763
may i suggest u try other swords like a rapier and i wanna see u battle more bottlrs

>>140861448
he's practicing iaido not kendo moron

>>140861958
all you faggots should just get a gun instead

>>140861751
owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9PBLhaYodY

why dont we have cool sports like this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkH6MOvqZPo

lol he's really bad at metal gear rising

>>140862318
its a bad game

>>140862314
what are you talking about basket ball is way cooler than this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4

DAYUM

>>140862481
based united states of africa citizen

>>140862481
basketball is the worst sport to watch
fun to play though

>>140862418
its alright not bad
they definitely fucked up the scoring system though

>>140862481
found the basketball american

>>140862578
>0.009s difference on the final point

>>140862612
what are you talking about this is cool as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjImkK1xAZI

>>140863096
thats exciting? lol

>>140863247
it is if you like big black guys

>>140863096
thrilling........

>>140863497
which witch there are 3 we watch

>>140863096
kobe was a god
>>140863247
>>140863550
lol based fattyboi retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmVnTQtZQY

>>140863740
based

i seen lil witch academia & witch academia 2 those were pretty good i liked them

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>Proleague 10h 6m

>>140864045
i aint seen that one.....

>>140863096
lmao that last segment where kyrie was getting up in kobe's face and then getting slammed the fuck out was sick

>>140864265
nigger

>>140864153
our girl!!!

go cj entus!!!!!

>>140864153
STINKY

*lags*

there was this really REALLY cute korean girl with her hot mom at the lcbo when i went...

>>140864496
ask your mom to change your diaper

>>140864590
what did they smell like...

*throws some tendies and sweet tater fries in the oven*

>>140864315
WAGA NA WA MEGUMIN!

*quits drinking for GOOD*

>>140864670
i didn't smell them that would be weird... they weren't wearing perfume tho i would have smelled that...

you guys avilo is gonna be streaming one of our games

no, not mario maker....overwatch!

>>140864961
i would have smelled them... you screwed up!

>>140864880
no but the daughter was wearing tight pants and i could see her thick flat butt

>>140864590
i would go spelunking in their poopcaves...

>>140864590
imagine having a threesome with them...

>>140865319
who would the third person be

>>140865191
>>140864880
also the mom was a milf... her makeup wasn't as nice as the daughters but id rather bang her desu

>>140865273
but poop comes from there...

>>140865319
omg that would be amazing ! but kinda weird i think

>>140865418
im too fat to get away with doing that

>>140865594
post your boobs...

>>140865637
they're bigger than cosmos...

>>140865782
don't call her that! that's not her name!!!!

>>140865854
narcissa isn't xis name either

i'll call xer by how she signs her cheques

>over 30k users online on the OW subreddit
I thought you guys said it was going to flop?

>>140866053
no we didnt say that

>>140866053
only 30k?

why can't i find a slo mo closeup of a butthole farting? it's nothing sexual, i'm just curious.

>>140866162
hearthstone gets like 20k when a new expansion is released

>>140866294
just record one yourself

>>140866053
>>140866302
how many people are in the starcraft subreddit?

https://www.twitch
.tv/totalbiscuit

im going to sub to him just so that i can make fun of his ass cancer in the chat

>>140866407
>tfw /r/starcraft only has 674 online
:(

>>140866407
600 logged in users
im sure millions are lurking tho