/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

who /blistacompact/ here

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Anyone here nice enough to give me a returning players content?
I already added flib but he went inactive right after i sent him all login details. I don't want to look like ungrateful and impatient dick but i really want a dukes.

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And so it begins.

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so like what's a decent menu that won't get me banned?

>>140795602
something private

>>140795602
> pc shitters
> cheating per usual

Why are pc cucks so predictable

>F

>>140795661
What is F? A faggot?

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I'm gonna be a begging fag and ask if someone with a menu can drop me some $?
I want to do wacky stuff with my friends but the grind is not funzo

social: squawwwk

>>140795602
none of them, idiot.

>>140795901
Ah butthurt PC kid

Thanks pc shitters for the containment platform needed a place for all the poor third world pirates to play on

>F

>>140796712
So what does F mean?

>>140796859
Probably someone namefagging

How do I play with the Kool Kids Klub

>>140796859
People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as anonymous. As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting

>F

>>140797132
Okay, seems like it's meant nothing.

You are a
>Faggot
now.

>>140796859
>>140796886
>doesn't know about "Press F to pay respects"

>>140793936

well guys?

>>140796859
Press F to get in & out or on & off a vehicle

Who's your favorite gtag, gtag?

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this feels like gta sa

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>>140797975

>>140797843
cowpiepizza

>>140797975
My gta sa looks way better.

>>140797459
That would make sense if it was just F, which is was. But now it's a quoted F.
It's just a fucking signature.

>>140797843
crimefighter

>>140798168
>Look mine up.
>Reddit account.
>Everyone who looks me up is going to think I'm a depressed mother that has security issues with her husband texting other woman.

So i literally have no one else that i know who plays this game
I can still have fun right?

>>140797843

toasty seems nice

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xth for honk

>>140801272
nice forced meme
inb4 "thanks for the (you)"

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>>140801412
That's what I said with the >nullprophet posters, think that stopped them?

Thanks for the (me)

>>140801603 (u)
but that wasn't a forced meme

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http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

Let's make the pastebin better, together.
>inb4 objectively wrong, without details

>>140801840
It's objectively wrong, and I already spoonfed you the details once, and that was really only to prove that it was shit. I'm not going to spoonfeed you again.
Please don't post this shit again.

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>>140801686
That's two (me)'s
That makes a meme!
Have a cute teddy bear.


I really just want to have fun with everyone in gtao. Please just say you don't like the game mode and join us again on the next.

>>140802143
send me pics of your butt

>>140802143
but i do like game modes
i've played adv modes millions of times.
i never said i didn't

>>140795224
fuck the returning player gimmick, I played it on PS3 on offline mode so I can't use the Blista Compact on online now, bullfuckingshit

>>140801840
>Crews are very important, and change the game dynamic. It can be "You versus the World" if you want, but a crew (like GTAG) can make it "Us versus Them". This is especially helpful in Freeroam, where GTAG can help you against shitters and other such undesirables.
add
>Beware, a Crew Blip doesn't always mean that it's friendly
to it
Randoms aren't called Randumbs, they're called shitters
Also, same paragraph, that there are a lot of people in GTAG who are fucking up on purpose too
The Insurgent is just as bad as the Kuruma
I'd clarify the explosives part to RPG/Homo Launcher, You have to be retarded to get killed by a Stickytrap
Add that you should buy the 200k Del Pierro Apartment as your first Safehouse
Also add that you should buy the Schafter V12 instead of the other two, it's relatively cheap and is the car with most bang for your buck by a far mile
Stilt Houses aren't bad, they're away from most of the combat which is a plus, but they're expensive
Remove the Menyoo bit
>>140802075
You could still link it again

>>140802459
>You could still link it again
>>138277172
Here?

>>140802523
Expired senpai

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>>140802353
We started doing new stuff, or at least I think they are new, like the downhill chili thing and stunt races.
It's a lot more fun when (you) are there!

>>140802669
Okay?

>>140802459
>Add that you should buy the 200k Del Pierro Apartment as your first Safehouse
I don't really see why. It's the cheapest one with a heist room and not bad positioning, but is it really needed to be the first? A simple garage works well, and you don't need to host heists asap.
Not that dude by the way, just wondering.

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What made vice city so cool?

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>>140802723
Nice party vans

Also Why can't we own real houses with an upstairs and a kitchen and more than one room, like franklins aunts, or micheals house (but smaller) preferably in um echo park or whatever it's called in game.

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>>140802853
80's was a pretty cool decade besides the AIDs epidemic

>>140803000
Because they're too different and unique. Too difficult to make into houses, unless there's only one, which doesn't make sense. Stilts are the best we'll get.

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KEK'd by cuck*'s spawning system

>>140803104
T > Spawn location > My house/garage

>>140803104
That's like, a minute's walk at most

>>140802829
Because it's a High-End Apartment + 10 Car garage for basically nothing
Why not save the money to have both instead of buying a 2 Car garage first and then buying an Apartment?
2 hours of grinding/getting carried and you have the money for that legitimately
Every other house/garage is a waste of money for a newbie
>>140801840
I'd also shorten/remove/merge most paragraphs, Flib

>>140803104
>having "random spawning" on
>not just where you left off
>or in your appartment/yacht

first time i enabled random spawning i was put in mount chilliad having to die repeatedly until i got to a road

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>>140794657
Why is slasher still the funnest and most unique gamemode made by R* that isn't basic and in the vanilla game before the updates?
>>140803158
>>140803180
>>140803204
It was because I had just left a job, and I do have it set for concord ave

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Last webm about this I swear.
Close race Ezek & Crafty!

>>140802454
Send me a message over SC, make a throwaway Microsoft account, with USA as the region, and a password 6 - 16 characters in length, no spaces. I'll do it probably tomorrow evening.

>>140802459
>crew blip =/= friendly
I'll mention this, but I'll also mention it's usually safe.
>shitters
Maybe I'll take out the "randumb" bit
>explosives
Okay. Sticky shitters in Zentornos are still annoying, though.
>Del Perro
I mentioned that this is the cheapest 10 car apartment.
>V12
I'll mention that as a possible choice, good input.
>Stilt Houses
I'll add the location part.
>Remove Menyoo
Why?

>>140803180
>shorten / remove / merge
Maybe later. I think I'm going to bed. If you could make some examples, though, I'd appreciate that.

>>140803180
Fair enough. I was trying to think of a reason for why you'd want a garage sooner but I can't think of one. Except if you really want to have multiple cars asap, but even then it's only 1 extra unless you overspend.

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>>140803306
Because R* actually put effort into making Slasher.

>>140803335
>>140802723
>>140802143
>>140801603
>>140801272
>>140798091
>>140797975
Turn your shadow on already please..
>>140797843
These guys... >>140803306
Me on the right desu..

>>140803395
Bad.

>>140803416
>>Remove Menyoo
>Why?
Because GTA is already filled with enough Menu skiddies
>Maybe later. I think I'm going to bed. If you could make some examples, though, I'd appreciate that.
I'll send you a link to my edit on steam
>>140803437
I mean, you're right regarding the 1 Car thing, but that's why I also mentioned the V12, it's the ultimate bang for your buck setup

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>>140803532
But muh 120+ fps.

>>140803635
>I mean, you're right regarding the 1 Car thing, but that's why I also mentioned the V12, it's the ultimate bang for your buck setup
Well the tutorial sort of railroads you into jacking a car and installing a (free) tracker and insurance, so I'd say buying your first one isn't something a lot of people do. Still, not like you'll care a lot if your first car isn't perfect, you can replace it just fine and it doesn't cost you anything.

>>140803051

>yeah dude, synthwave is the 1980s, nothing else ever happened ever - the post

>>140803672
why though, this isn't a competitive game and anything above 60 sounds redundant
are you just used to it?

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>>140801840
>Using I and other personal pronouns in a guide.

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Trying to make this car and I am thinking one of the lambo's but what do you guys thing I should use.

>>140803819
Well, it has quite a few subjective and opinionated things. I'd say those pronouns fit for what it is.

>>140803841
>average joker shitter in gta

>>140803841
is he blind?
ALSO HOW DID HE PAY FOR THAT?

>>140803841
zentorno without a spoiler

>>140803841
Carbonizzare maybe?

>>140803841
fucking why would you want to make that, it's hideous
>>140803928
because it's a set prop, ya dingaling
i doubt he actually owns it, though as a movie star he could definitely afford it

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>>140803841
>veydor body kit

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First gen Cavalcade (Top) or Second gen (Bottom)?

>>140803928
http://95octane.com/2014/10/14/vaydor-infiniti-g35-exotic-body-kit/
fucking DC shills

>>140803790
Its kinda like how I can't go back to 30fps when I touched 60fps. I can't go back 144 to 60.

>>140804145
top has better customization, but doesn't look as good.

>>140804145
chrome vent thing on the bottom is hideous imo so 1st gen

>>140803928
It's a 30.000 dollar bodykit for the infinity G35.
So that's a 50k car.

>>140804145
top looks better imo

if you can change the grill of the bottom one then go for it

>>140804190
no the joker has no real job >>140804076

>>140803841
T20 or Entity XF could work well but I have no idea why you would want to be that autistic.

>>140804332
>>140804076
makes it even worse, since that car is worse than any riced out one you will see both in gta and irl

>>140804256
the base kit is 11k
used infiniti is no more then 13k
24k ricer dream car

Hello my SC is Wosera and I'd like to join the pc only crew, thanks.

>>140804732
fuck off

>>140804748
you're still mad about that race lobby nessi

>>140804901
fuck off

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Carbonizzare is a great car, prove me wrong.

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r8 the revised guide

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>>140806015
agreed

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>>140772490
Knew this would happen

>>140806163
stilt houses are nice if you don't like fighting

>>140806910
Oh yeah, forgot to edit that part

how do i cash fast???

>>140808080
Try playing game modes. Get together with some friends, and play some contact missions or heists.

>>140808080
Shark cards

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>>140806015
You can't tell me what to do.

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>>140808535
>owlbears
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>140808381
I don't have friends and my internet is too shit to play with the crew let alone the fact I live in South America and am stuck with brazil shitters

Post Self Radio jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c7fnWbMdME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h23D9l_5yvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfMvrCg3ANU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1V_qBXjLic

>>140806163
Much better. I'd say there are only a small number of errors still, but at that point you'd be nitpicking. Stuff like VIP needing 1M in the bank while technically you can have it in cash or a combination of cash and bank or just bank. And personally I'd include the Machine Pistol bit still, but that's just my shit opinion.
I don't see why you'd remove the part about game modes though. That stuff can be a bit obtuse for new players.

>>140808686
>Stuck with brazilians
I am sorry for your predicament

>>140808990

Here are a few of mines Familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J417T5crtm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_4Rp1jCsAI

>>140808990

here you go

https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=DQjwUyne3kQ
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=Rk83Gu9V0kg

most of it is just new wave, punk, post punk or a bit of synthpop

>>140797843
/gamemodes/

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>>140806015
That's not the Futo

Or the Bunta Mobile for that matter

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>>140809424

Spandau Ballet and the Eurobeat make this worthy of a (you)

>>140808990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkdYQ44vms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwfqsjimRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-qa6SjRZo
>implying anyone posting these is going to look at anyone else's links

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>>140809843
t. somebody who uses a memetorno

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>>140810287
Shitters know no bounds.

Would if I could.

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post em lads

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>>140810029

all good, your clear to not have shit taste anon

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>>140811024
Blackfin > T20

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>>140811024

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>>140811024
>>140811246
>>140811297
I feel inadequate.

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>huge discrepancy between cash earned and cash spent

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>>140811402

>>140766865
>Search for my name
>All that shit
>then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPLHntTQNWc
mfw I remember when this happened
some shitter tried to teleport everybody on the to me because he couldn't kill me when I was flying the Valkyrie

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Pls

>>140814328
that's the blista compact

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>>140811024
>>140811246
>>140811297
>>140811402
Step it up, familias.

>>140815205
>honda cr-x
>audi quattro
nah m8

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does /gtag believe in aliens ?

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>>140815226

>>140815394
yeah i was just meming hoping to rile you up
would be nice to see more hatchbacks ingame

>>140815625
yes.
The universe is too massive for there to be only one planet with living beings.

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>>140815978
>hatchbacks
oh god yes

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>>140815625
>carbon hood on a sports classic
fucking asians with their shitty taste in mods
as for your question i do but only because it explains the supernatural

>>140815625
cute illustration, shit taste in car mods

yes, we can't be the only ones

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>>140816165
>>140815625
>>140811547
Dirty weaboos

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>>140816458
>he says while in a weeb site
it's just a reaction image either way

>>140816208
>>140816457
>Complaining about carbon hoods on racing cars
kekarooni.

>>140816754
i was referring to the wheels, i understand carbon hoods on some cars

>>140816978
Shit, thought they were off-road wheels or something. I only glanced at them.
Yeah, those look like shit.

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>>140806846
I knew exactly what would happen, and expected nothing more, but now I am reminded how gay I am.

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>>140816754
>implying classic racing cars ever had carbon hoods
Stop trying to justify your shitty taste

>>140817191
New classic ones do.

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>>140817191
give me a fucking big badge grill on my surano rockstar!

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>>140816806
We are one.

>>140817191
>New classic
Oxymoron

>>140817519
No it's not. Not if you're talking about race cars. New race cars that are also classic cars. As in modded recently for racing.

let's crowdfund for mradonis2 and brimus to get nice PCs and copies of GTA V so we can play with them

>>140817562
Link me a 300sl with a carbon hood then

>>140817637
Why would I do that? How does that proof the new classic race cars exist?

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>>140806846
>>140772736
Oh my..

>>140817689
I know people race classic cars, I've never seen one with carbon tacked on. Probably because people don't want to wreck the look of a nice thing.

>>140817773
>I know people race classic cars
Okay, then why are you asking me to proof it?

>>140817804
I'm not, lmao. I'm asking you to prove that people put carbon hoods on classic cars.
Prove, not proof.

>>140817478
what was it?

>>140817637
i think he means "in the world of gta, where people race these in current times, they would modify them with current race car standards with carbon for weight reduction and tuning it for the best performance"
still, you have a point

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>tfw Wangan ricing with /gtag/
Maximum Tune Wangan update when?

>>140817921
>I'm not, lmao.
So you're not >>140817637? Then fuck off.

>I'm asking you to prove that people put carbon hoods on classic cars.
Why?

>Prove, not proof.
Sorry.

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>>140818010
Fixed camera option as well when?

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>>140817921
>I'm asking you to prove that people put carbon hoods on classic cars.
You could just google it you lazy fuck.

>>140803416
sent you a SC request

>>140818184
That's fucking gross.

>>140818184
Issi classic when?

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>>140818069
How the fuck don't you comprehend my question? I AM >>140817637
I want to see a classic car, that has been modified for racing IN CURRENT TIMES, with a carbon hood. Because my fucking boss owns an AC Cobra and races it occasionally and it's not tarnished with any tacky ricer shit.
>>140818010
Early 2016, or whenever the sultan and banshee were added to Benny's.
>>140818184
Thanks for providing an example. And I did google it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/7294395

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>>140818369
>How the fuck don't you comprehend my question? I AM >>140817637
In that case, you don't understand English. You're asking the post that's only talking about if classic race cars can be new to link something to prove it. That's indicated by your "then". What you're saying you asked would've made sense if you asked it to somebody that was talking about carbon hoods, not just classic racing cars. You're fucking stupid.

>I want to see a classic car, that has been modified for racing IN CURRENT TIMES, with a carbon hood.
Fucking hell, changing what you want again? Fuck. Now you're including two claims anyway.

>Thanks for providing an example. And I did google it.
No you didn't, you googled something else. I literally googled what you asked for and that's the fucking second result. Damn you're stupid.

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>>140817935
Europeans don't customize classic cars because they are all boring poor ugly things that all look the same, and all have four-cylinder 1,000 cc. Who wants to drive a Peugeot, fiat, or an old mercedes?
>>140818003
hove beach?

>>140817750
what?

>>140818286

why not the myni from gta london?

>>140818369
i don´t think any person with common sense would put any exterior mods to classic cars
>ricer shit
i mean, as long as it´s actually carbon

>>140819286

Wouldn't Issi classic be the same as Myni?
Issi just follows the current game's names.

Also it would be super like, considered that we definitely need another 2 person car in this 'multiplayer' experiment.

>>140819948

pretty much, but if they want to add the pistol from gta london, they can add a couple of cars from there too.

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>>140818010
>>140818161
>gtag now has highway battles in addition to touge twisties
please
god
let this be a thing

I miss the TXR games and I wish the "life bar" system had caught on with racing vidya.

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>>140820176
A London DLC would be perfect.

And a good and lazy way to have less work to do when they make GTA VI London.

>tfw you will never be able to use baseball bats on motorcycles
>tfw you will never be able to biker joust in LS

>>140821798
biker

dlc

awareness

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>>140821867

>>140821867
>>140822067
I don't want a whole DLC
just modern jousting

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>>140822067
>>140822394

Snapdragon drives and promotes T20s.

>>140822067
Any DLC that is well made is welcome.

But I just have no hope in this game getting any meaningful updates.

>>140822592
UUUUAAHHHHHHHHH

How can I play with the crew?
The game fucks me over every time I try

>>140823042
Add people who are active and join off of them via SC (the Home key).
The Join Friends/Join Crew functions aren't exactly reliable.

>>140823218
Does everyone play in a determined targetting? I don't even know which mine ks

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>>140823176

>>140821649
GOLF, PATRICIA

>>140823287
The vast majority of us play in Free Aim. If I ran things, I would mandate it for the entire crew.
You can check in the settings menu, though you'll have to kick out to single player to change it if it's not on Free Aim.

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>>140823374
>Higgus's Yacht
>Higgus's
>s's

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[ Inexhaustible Energy plays in the background ]

>>140823520
How can that be mandated? You can't see who has what settings from their profile.

>>140823852
0/10

>>140823852
embarrassing

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>>140823852
at least remove your fucking spoilers if you're going to try to drift lmao
this is pathetic

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>>140823852
and i thought null was bad

>>140823852
>futo vs. futo
bro do you even Love to Rise in the Summer Morning?

>>140823959
You couldn't, really. It's just a dumb pet peeve of mine. It's annoying to try and join a homie's heist only to get slapped with a targeting change notification.

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>>140824424
I Feel the Moment tbqh.

>>140803841

>looks like the most bored and miserable man ever

Found the fruitbowl that hates cars.

>>140821296

>gta VI london
>main character is abdul jaheem al salami
>bongland is 60% mudslimes
>no guns allowed
>main character revives HP by raping white women instead of fucking hookers
>main objective is to become PM by any means necessary

No thanks.

Does the featured playlist thing with double cash give out a decent amount of it?

Or am I better off doing contact missions

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>>140828151

>gta 5 london dlc

>set in the 80s (prank the VI ce nerds)

>most of the people are cockneys with a few mudslime gangs with the gta 2 respect mechanic

>browning hi powers and rugers - guns are expensive

>main character revives hp by drinking shit beer and eating fish and chips

>main objective is to free northern ireland while resisting metro police, c.i.d and mi5

i'd buy it

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>>140828151
>i've never visited london and i want to spew pol memes: the post

this is the worst fucking game in existence

>>140808990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2z9_uFQk-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Hu-tx1urg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

I like soft rock, and rainy nights

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>>140808990
>tfw PS4
>will never get the bliss of self radio

>>140827782
>cans.wav

Those on-set pictures always look terrible somehow. If he seems excited in the final movie, maybe he's just a great actor.

Pisces or Aquarius?

>>140828616
t. Mohammed Ahmed al Jihadi Bagdado al Mohammad

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>>140828616
Not him, but London was pretty dodgy when I went there

>>140829310
Pisces. You're paying an extra 2m for a shit helicopter.

>>140829310
The Pisces has better vehicles included with it, maybe less boats though, can't be bothered to count. Aside from vehicles they're the same.
But you're burning money anyway for basically status, might as well go all the way.

>>140829335
Upvoted.

>>140828616
I literally live in Lundon, its shit.

Sorry, but your Brit aesthetic is dead.

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>>140815205
>>140815394
>>140816165
none of this was me

>>140829880
i don't think anyone cares

>>140829880
All me.

>>140830063
>>140830118
i only get meta baited :^)

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>>140825826
I Enjoy the Process tbqh

>>140828991
you don´t? i mean even gta 3 on the original xbox had some sort of self radio

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When will PC GTAG make the Dark Knight game mode?
Come on guys, we can do better than what the Flip did. He pretty much abandoned the crashing the plane aspect of the game mode.

We can do better, right?
For gods sake don't let Null make the game mode.

>>140831949
The newer GTAs (7th gen onwards) have lacked custom radio on consoles for some reason. I don't know why, especially given they have hard drives to save the shit on. Hell, GTA1 on the PSX let you play your own CDs during gameplay.

I play on PC, so it doesn't matter to me, but it still boggles the mind.

>>140832624
If mradonis or who ever made it on the PS4 lists in detail how they did it in the thread, I will make it and credit them in the description.

>>140832792
i said a better version, not an exact copy

>>140832641
Both the ps4 and Xbone let you play mp3s from the console OS while you play games, now. Basically what I do on my PC and mute the game radio entirely. But I know some people like self radio and the commercials and how it only works in cars for MUH IMMERSION, so that does suck, I guess.

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>>140832624
>>140832792
Literally made the job in just 15 minutes just for the sake of the meme.
Didn't expect it to take off but I'm actually surprised it's a /gtag/ favorite with dozens of moments.

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Do you stockpile cars to sell?

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Also, I'm pretty dry out of job ideas lately.
Our old meme jobs are getting stale so I hope I could actually work on something new and decent at least.

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>>140833617

>>140833617
No, does it pay well or something. I just do heists

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>>140833617
Tried it once. Money was pretty decent

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>>140833617
sometimes

>>140833617
Not as a primary source of income, but I'll snag Felons as filler if they're spawning by a garage with empty space, then sell them when I want to actually use the space.
Easy half a mission's pay for a few seconds of work.

It's been a month since I last played.
Anything new other than the sabre?

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>>140828151
seems like im not the only hard headed person in this internet...But im not stopping either, do what want, you can call me whatever you want but your friend there is going to deserve for what she said to me. So i never back down, and ill ruined her life in the internet if i have too. so im sorry if you are here but its just me man this is the internet this is how sad this cruel world we live in and for me this is an entertaining thing that i like doing :)

>>140833617
i used to but my garages are all full now

my second character has like 40 blue dominators+purple sentinels though but i haven't sold them because i barely use her

>>140834139
yea we got a few great new adversary modes

supposedly we get something neat after this weak ass event thing

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>>140833617
yeah i think i got memed as i bought them as i was expecting to get banned after picking up 30m of hackerbux

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Anyone up for some touges? or just fucking shit up.

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>>140818010
>>140818161
>>140821029
>>140823852
>>140825826
>>140831902
My African american brethren of a different descent!

Phantom of the Blue.

>>140838187
>you will never be able to legitimately access that room in the back
>you will never be able to use it to apply questionably-legal DIY mods that LSC and Benny's won't touch, like seatbelt removal, taillight smoking, windshield tints, and nitrous boost
m up enter tbph

>>140823852
Who wants to bet they go back to the dirt track safe space when they realize racing and drifting actually takes effort?

>>140823562
It's grammatically correct. Higus' and Higgus's are both right.

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And with the Feltzer, I add the last crazy car to my collection.

Now I can finish the game.

>>140841074
No it's not, you omit the "s" when it ends in an s sound.

>>140841454
Mmm, no.

Both are grammatically correct. You can pronounce it either way. How you decide to type it depends on how you decide to say it.

>>140841740
Do you have a source to back up your claim?

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hololeft

>>140841897
If they ever try to make heists again, they need to do some serious overhauling of mechanics.

>>140842031
Yeah, they need to make it so that you can technically solo it if you're good enough and the mission allows for it. No reason you can't escape with 3 people, or that you need the buzzard to survive in Prison Break and shit.

Anyone on PS4 want to autistically grind VIP work for a couple hours while my contracts up?
I'm tired of trying to rely on randos.

>>140797224
Hahahaha please tell me you aren't samefaggin for that joke.

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comfy wangan maxium dorito

>>140842720
name?

>>140843056
bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLg0NgUKfR4

>>140843035
Discord invite please?

>>140843324

gucci-shaman

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>>140843523
https://discord.gg/0yiNSK46sWn5Vnzq
See picture, you have been warned.

>>140843324

Also forgot to mention (nomic) but it's just VIP work so it's not like it requires coordination. I just need at least one other person to run challenges between the jobs so the cooldown's not so bad.

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>>140843056

>>140843035
F U T O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU9eCx4kckY

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We did it.

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Another gentle transport

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>>140843035
Holy shit null, no one likes your Photoshop filters. You've shown you can't do actually drifting, trying to emulate manga won't do anything but get this (you)

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>>140844703
It's really a picture to show were starting a crew sesh

>>140844613
>>140844225
Aralich YouTube channel when?

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>>140844905
Oh god, never
http://s1.webmshare.com/99NVa.webm
Cat stop creeping on boys

>>140845348
Just do it so I'm not the only shill.

>>140845518
I have one but it's set to hidden. Mostly because the only videos I have uploaded there have my friends loudly commenting what's going on over voice chat

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>>140846032
horris woodpecker

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>>140844223
Me again.

I'm uploading my 100% San Andreas save in case anyone wants to fuck

around with it. This game was played through on the 1.0 version of the PC

game, so it's probably not going to work with your game unless you downgrade it. Which you should, because the 1.0 version has all of the music intact. The 100% save is for the sixth save slot. So keep that in mind when putting it in your saves folder. The save for when the riots start is the second save slot.

Finished game:

http://www.mediafire.com/download/excyoyp2ge6uodo/GTASAsf6.b


Riot save: http://www.mediafire.com/download/tso7pqmbjdk1yq2/GTASAsf2.b

I left some toys for you to play with:
-Bulletproof, Damage proof, fireproof Buffalo in Prickle Pine safehouse.
-Bulletproof, Damage proof, fireproof Feltzer in the Johnson House garage
-Bulletproof Walton in Redsands West safehouse.
-Big Poppa's Unique Phoenix is stored in the Mulhlolland Safehouse.
-A unique Black/Red BF Injection is stored in the beach safehouse.
-Not rare, but a present for our resident drift boyz in the El Corona safehouse.

Other progress:
-Maxed muscle, weapons, driving skill, bike skill, cycle skill, and lung capacity.
-Denise and Michelle are at 100%. Millie is not. The other three women (Katie, Barbara, and Helena) have yet to be dated. I did this so you could still remove weapons from your inventory if you wanted to.
-I got all gold medals in pilot school, so there is a Hunter that spawns at Verdant Meadows. I also got all golds in bike school, but did not get 100% on driving school. You're going to have to get that Hotknife for
yourself.
-Over 4 million dollars, though you have fuck all to do with it except mod cars.There are also gang territories left to take over, if you want to. In a separate save, I have the game right after the riots start. You can use this if you a) like the riots or b) want to get your hands on that nearly indestructible Glendale during Los Desperados.

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>>140849332
Forgot to post a link to the steam downgrader:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/753764-steam-downgrader/

>>140833628
>want to make something fun
>prop positioning just starts to get tedious
>realise that the capture im creating that involves shooting is just going to be ruined by FAA like everything else
>delete creation

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*Teleports inside u*
*ruins your fun*
pssht nothing personell

Anyone heistin on PC?

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Mirrors shitge

you not from the city i can tell, i can tell dog

>>140852132
use your mouse, bruv

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>>140851867

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So is this how one becomes shitter

>>140854159
Not quite. You have to type "lmao", " wew", or "kek" after blowing them up.

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>>140854413

>>140855275
tfw no valkyrie

>>140855505
https://youtu.be/ikurr8X2UVE

>>140855641
why did it take so much damage, why is the AI so aggressive

tfw AI snipes you with 10 perfect blindfire pistol shots while youre a mile away with a sniper rifle

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We're doing game modes playlist if you guys wanna join.

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>>140855505
If you need a pilot, I can pilot you anytime, just tell me what your objective is.

This goes out to anyone aswell, since I'm generally very bored and would have fun shitting on people in the form of not killing.

>>140858127
ye alright

i too wish to have a valkyrie of my own to pilot others around

>gta v has stevie nicks
>doesnt have fleetwood mac

why

>>140857790
>Nullprophet

>>140859242
So did GTAIV

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What

Any crew games going at the moment?

>>140860786
see
>>140857790

where do i find blista compact online

>>140861915
Legendary motorsports

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>try to have fun
>

>>140861915
They use to spawn a lot along with glendales and rhapsodies on that parking lot that has that small tunnel near Maze Bank Arena.

>>140841302
awesome man. what % are you on?

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>>140863457
100%

See:
>>140849332
>>140849572

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>>140862225
when will my pain and suffering end

>>140866815
ramps ramps ramps + faggios a best

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>>140867980

Looking to join pc_gtag
SC: Zyphrwynd

Combat Pistol or .50 Cal?

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>>140870747
.50 cal

always desert
eagle
point
five
oh

darkness

imprisoning me

all that i see

absolute horror

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Tell me about the Savage, is it worth purchasing? Is it as savage as its name implies?

>>140871907
no

>>140872017
i see

>>140871907
>>140872112
Just about a fuckstrong helicopter, that is made of paper, and god forbid someone shoots a missile at you, and you don't know what to do.