Worst Freljord edition
old:>>140747732
eyosonOMGITSSHENBABY!.us
Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.
game is broken edition
1st for Annie
xth for DJ OKAWARI is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWe0fH2vACs
Xth for new malzahar information from anyone who mained him previously. How he feels. How item changes effects him. Anything.
DUDEVLAD
LMAO
>can't log in
How am I supposed to waste my night now?
>Servers are literally unplayable
Is it season 4 again lads?
xth for husbandos
>>140771743
Can't login edition
>>140771912
I want to throw Lulu in my fireplace, so I can stay warm and eat some grilled Lulu
xth for banned pro teams
rip RG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHArALMId-o
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS RIOT'S DEAL
I'm Draven and I'm the best.
There is no reason why Shen didnt get new quotes with his rework.
They got the money
There's plenty of good actors they can pick up if the previous one doesnt want to come back
Plenty of lore to inspire quotes
This is bullshit
they should also give Zed a few new quotes as well
>>140771315
as much as it's visually appealing, its still a stupid ship
>>140771545
this
How do I git gud with Ezreal? I always feel like I'm doing piss poor damage even when fully built. I don't have this problem with other ADCs.
How do I git gud?
Best guy
Best hair
Best chest
>>140772035
who?
Reminder that Skarner and Kog'maw are in love!
>>140772028
How about I throw my foot into your assplace?
>>140772056
Try this thing called auto attacking.
You can do more than press Q.
>>140771956
yep bumping this post for new thread:
>>140770386
>>140770386
>>140770386
Played a lot of Malz but newish to the game so I can't figure out how to adapt to the changes on my own...
>>140772002
Oh boy I can't wait for Riot's damage control about this.
The servers have been spotty for a fucking month.
>>140771956
RoA is garbage to me honestly. Way too much health you don't need and not enough mana to justify the purchase even if it is 500G cheaper now.
>>140772138
You can go ahead and do that, i'm going go eat some grilled Lulu.
>>140772109
>not knowing one of the best OCE teams ever to play in the league
step up anon :^)
>>140772035
GANKING
AND
BANKING
>>140772020
NOOOO
NOT WITH THE BARABOOBS
REEEEEEEEEE
IF BARAFAGS LIKE TITS LIKE THAT JUST FIND A WOMAN JEEZ
REEEEEEEEEEE
TARIC HAS NICE TONED PECKS THAT ARE PERFECTLY PROPORTIONAL AND THE NIPPLES AREN'T STUCK BETWEEN THE PECK AND HIS CHEST
BARAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
http://strawpoll.me/7196299
http://strawpoll.me/7202866
http://strawpoll.me/7264858
vote on these old lewd polls if you are bored~
I'll probably make more during the week
>>140772197
>too much health you don't need
>too much health
>TOO MUCH HEALTH
Squishy mages sure do need health, Anon.
>>140771912
I think you mean autist wife
>>140772147
Even when auto attacking I still have the problem.
>>140772197
The lowered mana costs and the new E make me feel like I won't NEED as much mana now either but his E not being able to auto clear waves means maybe he ends up spending more mana?
We're you just rushing rylais then?
I love Lissandra!
>>140772194
They never seem that bad to me since it always reminds me of their servers early on.
Was pretty fun using the arrow key codes to get past unavailable servers.
>>140772320
>no gay options
it's shit
>>140772194
>They say nothing
>Tomorrow everyone forgets it as if ever happened
>>140756542
Missed last thread
this is the first one of these I've made
Does anybody know if Mar nerevenge uses his Darius page or his illaoi mastery page for Garen?
>>140772303
>>140772194
lux a cute
>>140772514
THAT WAS A THING?
thats amusing. a real old fag.
>>140772514
Better than the beta servers at least. Good god 3 day downtimes and spotty connections between each game. You'd be happy if you actually got a 10v10.
New to League, any tips?
>>140772320
>no napping on draven chest under a parasol option
>>140772604
when i palyed vs him in ranked he was doing stormsurge on garen, but idk exact masteries
is it worth play right now or is it unplayable?
>>140772645
UDYR AND ALL THE OTHER BIG HAIRY SHIT CAN HAVE THEM
BUT NOT MY PRECIOUS PERFECTLY PROPORTIONAL AND STYLISH TARIC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>140772381
With his new passive and rylais already being core, I could possibly see "too much health" being an issue with roa.
He needed the sustain and the increased manapool. Now it looks like he might not need as much sustain and roa doesn't help his manapool (if he even needs it anymore)
>>140772381
Health is absolutely useless unless you have resists to back it up. You're going to die regardless if you get jumped on.
You'd be better off building items with better combat stats so you can actually do shit before you die
>>140772728
Kill yourself while you still can
>>140772728
Don't play.
anyone having trouble logging on?
>>140772514
>Was pretty fun using the arrow key codes to get past unavailable servers.
The konami code?
I remember that
Where do you buy accounts?
I wont level up an account its too boring
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>140772320
>phoning it in for the yordles who aren't lulu
>footjob from akali but she forgets
>footjob from syndra
you didn't even try
>>140756542
>>140772807
yes
Should I save IP for the new mage or buy Jihn? Can't imagine Riot's going to release a mage I like better than Syndra or Karthus
Who /animecomeback/ here?
How does Taliyah look like?
>>140772563
>>140757513
>>140766683
>>140770539
>so many people agree LeBlanc is ultimate cancer
nice, nice
>>140772758
If you can get in go for it, most people can't find games.
>>140772807
just everyone. Don't worry, Riot is sure everything's fine.
>>140772498
What's your opinion on pic related, Lissbro?
>>140772728
Uninstall
>>140772826
stop trying to advertise your shit you fucking faggot ass booster you're not even being subtle
>>140772720
Did you play since back then? i thought you were a shitter.
>>140772807
Yup, can't login at all.
I thought World of Warcraft fixed all games ever from having this problem back in 2007.
>>140772951
>Can't imagine Riot's going to release a mage I like better than Syndra or Karthus
>Brand exists
>>140772789
You...do know that RoA gives you other stats, right? Like...AP, or...thesustainin lane?
It's a pretty good item for squishy peeps. I'm just saying you also can never have -too much health-, and in lieu of resistance building (since Abyssal's still kind of lackluster) RoA is a good all around item.
>>140773029
QT
I don't really like the voice filter on it though.
>>140772702
It used to be the Konami code and then for awhile it was thereisnourflevel or something.
Good times.
>>140771912
>>140771940
>>140772138
GET YOUR FUCKING CANCER OFF MY BOARD
EITHER IRONICALLY OR NOT IT'S IN POOR TASTE AND SHITPOSTING THERE AN ENTIRE CONTAINMENT WEBSITES LIKE EYESONUS THAT YOU ADVERTISE BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH IS IT YOU HAVE TO SPREAD YOUR DISEASE ELSEWHERE
I KNOW YOU ALL CRAVE ATTENTION WELL POST YOUR ATTENTION WHORING SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PATHETIC DEGENERATES
YOU BELONG IN A CELL
>>140773089
Used to main Brand, haven't played him since people starting memeing with him in support though.
>>140772996
I mean it's true >>140772931
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>140773065
Played back then and took a break between seasons 1 and 2.
Picked up back in Season 3 but didn't touch ranked because of the fact I know I'm shit and didn't want to be called out for being shit.
>>140773248
Don't you mean with?
>>140772789
Health is combat stats.
Although usually you buy Zhonya's/Abyssal,which all give resists but no HP.
And ROA is still one of the highest AP items in the game fully stacked, 100 AP in fact, Zhonya's gives 80 now and Abyssal gives 60 now.
>>140772781
Fine I'll leave your crystal gem alone
Haven't played since season 2. What do I take on the new masteries for karthus support now?
>servers down again after a day of work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANNA RELAX RIOT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>140772320
>karma lap pillow
ayy, that actually sounds hella good
Anyone know a good way to find supports to bully?
>>140773331
In.
>>140773039
>>140772798
>>140772795
Holy hell, didn't know I was going to be battered (or saved in your opinions or whatever)
either I'm in the "unless you play this day-in-day-out, gtfo" thread of /vg/, or you three don't play.
>brace for bombardment
>>140772785
>>140772789
Malz's all-around damage was nerfed so hard I think we're gonna have to start building more AP on him somehow
as a complete noob though I'm not sure what that'll constitute yet
>>140773424
A
Damned
Cuck
>play ranked taric because ult is pretty cool
>win the game by negating annie and graves burst
>get box from taric s+
>use 3 lame skins to get a random one
>get this
How lucky did i get?
>>140773318
But don't you aspire to getting S+'s on you're waifu? play her day and night until you can 1v5 carry all the way to the promised lands with her?
>>140773248
me too, I want to shrink down and have her swallow me wholeeverytime you post this, I'll turn it into vore shit
>>140756542
this took time
CUTE YORDLE GIRL
>oben a crate
>get a champino shard for a champino i own
>>140773558
fortuna mucho, anon
>>140773492
Same as before, RoA, Liandry's, Rylai's.
>>140773558
if you play janna, lucky as fuck, it's a great skin.
>>140773424
anything unanimously shit.
or someone like Annie or some overused waifu to fuck with people.
>>140773639
>tfw Gala hasn't posted anything for almost a month
W H E R E
>>140773447
Anon, this game is terrible. The company is total trash and we've been heading downhill for a long while now.
I'd jump ship and move on to Overwatch if I were you.
>>140773447
If you still want to keep going i mostly suggest
1. look at free champions
2. find your favorite looking one
3. read up on them a little
4. play some games with them to get some IP
5. repeat 1-3, but use the whole roster since you can buy champs with IP now
you'll eventually start getting it after playing enough games
what the fuck is this shit i just want to play this shitty computer game
>>140771912
i truly wish that one day this god forsaken lulufag gets the help he needs. i have never seen such unbridled autism continue in such a repeated fashion for such a long period of time.
Lads is reksai really as underwhelming as she seems or am i fucking something up,And no im not building cinder hulk.
>>140773656
>own all champions
>can unlock new champions on release day by combining champ shards
>massing more useless IP every day
yayy
>want to main space dragon so bad
>3rd champion with the most mastery points
>realize kit is fucking shit and not good for higher play
>best fucking game model, amazing voice and personality, also nice lore
>all wasted on that fucking shit clunky kit and those bad disadvantages
>basically the new Bard
Luke Reinard should not in charge of champion kit design. Ever. Guy didn't learn jack fucking shit after Bard. Now I'm gonna have to wait for his rework in a year or so if I'm lucky.
>>140773586
Of fucking course I do. In every role, even.
I've gotten S on most of my lane mains like Sona, TK, Poppy, Trist, ShyvanaSadly I always get A+ with Vi. Never good enough for my Waifu.
Now I actually do play ranked and am trying to climb. Still a shitter, just a really oldfag shitter.
>>140773628
you're the perfect combination of massively autistic and super based. I like you.
>>140773751
Didn't he write riot a letter asking if he could marry Lulu once?
>>140773670
Why the roa? Does he still have mana issues after the changes?
>>140773763
>implying tanks are cancer
Tanks that aren't supposed to be tanks are cancer.
>>140773639
agreed.
very cute
>>140773558
What were the 3 skins?
>>140773447
kys hehe xD
>>140773864
that wasn't me that was someone trying to bully me
>>140773447
mate over half the people here who play the game on a regular basis will tell you to fuck off, and most of the ones who don't are newfags
The game has been getting worse every year for 5 years and now riot can't even keep their servers up
The game plateaued years ago and it's starting to lose players, queue times are getting drastically longer and they're literally discontinuing game modes to try to get more people to play the other existing ones. Unless you are in tinfoil V your queue times will likely be 5-10 minutes long at the minimum, and it gets worse all the time. The gameplay itself has turned into a shitshow of "spam your abilities on cooldown", without any thought behind it, and riot blatantly leaves certain champions overpowered for years at a time because they're OMG DA PLAYZZZ FLASHY.
The game is shit, you can either take the advice and not bother to install a game which is past its prime, or you can load it up on your own free time, see if you enjoy it without having other people tell you what to do, and make a decision from there. Don't ask for an opinion and then ignore it, you fucking queef.
>>140773447
this game is fun at first and you're having so much fun that you want to get your favorite champs a bit more style
and then a new champ comes out and you want it but have no IP
and eventually this game starts to grate on you and you're not having fun, but you can't stop playing because you've spent over 200 dollars on it
this is why so many of us haven't quit, we've simply spent too much money
>tl;dr
this game really is mediocre, the company is trash and the community is awful, go play something else
Is ammumu worth learning?
I'm getting tired of maining fill
xth for KURISTARU WING mat that I won
>>140773447
This game just shits on you in the beginning and you have to deal with people that are the epitome of cancer. It can also really hurt you if you get shitstomped by the enemy team and there's nothing you can do about it. If people have already picked up the game, I don't say anything, but I highly urge newcomers to not even bother with it.
>>140773939
Does anyone have the screenshot?
>>140773872
RoA just gives too many raw stats for the price it is.
It's a great first buy, and his E does percent max mama refunded so RoA actually helps on that
>>140773770
She's...difficult to explain. Rek'sai can definitely have an impact on the game and her ganks when done right are the most lethal, because she can appear out of nowhere and force you to flash or die.
That said, there isn't much to using her late game other than straight diving into the enemy team or flank. So if you aren't farmed up or can't get map pressure going then you're pretty much reliant on one good knock up every 5 seconds or so.
>>140773850
Well i'm rooting for you for your good taste my man.
Vi is mine i'll cut you up bitch nigga :D
>>140774031
>amumu
>learning
>>140774031
There's nothing to learn
go ahead and buy him, he's 450 IP and probably the best jungler to get into jungling with
>>140774031
amumu is fun as fuck, as long as you don't pick him into a counter jungler like kindred of nidalee you'll probably win.
>>140773901
The ones that say cero right next to the janna one.
>>140774038
Damn son, that's a nice looking mat; I still love the Shooting Star mat I got from the STBL sneak.
Does anybody think that once metroid becomes relevant again, that this is going to bite riot's back and force them to change the name of one of their factions to something else?
POST VI LEWDS
>>140773825
that unecessary HUGE BUTT on teemo?
why? and why this position? It seems like he's taking a dump.. but why would he do it against Sol? Is this some kind of le teemo shit his mushrooms XD joke or what?
pls help me I might be becoming a lulufag
>>140773770
She kinda needs AD to do damage but she needs to be tanky to survive too.
All she really has is "Mobility" and even then it can be countered.
>in a shitty spot right now/10
>>140774038
>YGO
>>140774159
Oh, I misinterepreted it, I thought those were skins you had left over.
>>140774171
No
>>140774171
>once metroid becomes relevant again
Anon, I'm so sorry
Federation Soccer isn't a real metroid game, nobody gives a shit about it, and that other metroid game they hinted at might as well be in development hell at this point
how's the new Syndra, did they implement the ball-spawning thingy on the PBE servers
>>140774242
That's his shroom pack, you Fucking degenerate.
Remember not to play when you are tilted
You will not have fun
You will not untilt yourself
You will become angry and throw harder and when you come back in a few days you have a week of make up work to do
>>140774078
Except the sustain on the new roa is garbage and they nerfed the mana on it. I feel like if he is genuinely struggling for mana there are better options now.
>lock in warwick
>Use this rune page
Skirmisher-devourer -->Botrk-->visage/sunfire-->more tank
Thank me when you hit diamond
>your teammate locks Yasuo in ranked
vg vs vg is up
password is vidyaFirst time making a lobby, pls no bully
>>140774242
>that unecessary HUGE BUTT on teemo?
Those are pouches stupid
>>140774179
No. They're all mine.
Instead discuss how wonderful the EXP getting buffed in the jungle is as well as Bloodrazor on her.
>>140774376
>That tilt
>On ranked
>>140774392
It's okay, Morello might be a good option, but you need to HP to stay alive when you ult someone.
It gives like 300 MP now, right?
>>140773850
goodluck anon, climb that wall if your so great.
>>140774414
I personally never gank top when my top picks yasuo. Even if its free. These people need to learn a lesson
>>140773825
CertainlyT should do his rework so he can be a space dragon bot lane
>>140772728
Just don't go into ranked.
Never go into ranked.
You'll get addicted once you attempt ranked.
You'll become toxic once you try it.
Also the game peaked in 2014-15 and now the company is completely Chink-owned; aka it treats is playerbase like fucking dog shit.
Champion balance is worse than ever.
Riot won't make any new fucking maps, game modes, no sandbox modes, no announcer voice packs, no replays; anything.
The community is getting tired of their shit and it shows in the playerbase decline after the deletion of solo queue.
BUT...
BUT...
If you treat it as a fun game with friends, or just a game you play sporadically for fun, then it'll be alright. You'll enjoy yourself.
Keep this in mind and the game can still be fun for you, WHILE not falling into the addiction trap.
>>140773856
how come?
>>140773770
she's underwhelming now because before she used to be really overwhelming
her q used to do a good 2xx damage at level 1
>>140774420
eight slots now remain
no one can queue ranked right nowit's NA server
>>140774420
NA or EUW?
>>140774478
Bloodrazer is not going to be good on her. Vi just needs to auto reset with her abilities and enough AD/ArPen to make them dead before the combo ends.
Exp buffs sounds big since lvl6 is pretty much free kill territory.
>>140771956
I'm scared. Please someone tell me he still shreds like a motherfucker. I'll miss my W. I'll miss putting it down when running away and laughing as the fuckers chasing me get slowed by Rylais and get chunked hard.
>>140774394
this nigga actually knows what's up, but dev is getting removed in a few days, so rip.
>tfw a lot of the top rated ww players are saying to build cinderbulk into possibley full tank on my boy
I don't know how to feel
>>140774649
>maining singed and rammus
both autistic and really fucking cool
join the weird mains club, we have snacks
>>140774161
>STBL
Shit man, that was 6 years ago. Man, it's actually hard to believe I've stuck around with this game for so long.
>>140774301
I only went for two reasons.
1. the mat
2. BURU-AIZU
YOU AND THE LAST CHAMPION YOU PLAYED ARE NOW GOING TO BED TOGETHER.
WHAT HAPPENS AND DO YOU DIE?
>>140774603
animals aren't people
>>140774414
>enemy picks mordekaiser mid after i pick pantheon jungle
>he goes 1/17/0
they asking for it
>>140774534
With what I'm hearing about voidlings getting kited it's making me feel like I'm going to need to rush rylais instead of getting it after my roa. That said I haven't touched the new Malz so I'm just trying to get info from people who have played him.
Yeah new roa loses 100 mana and tons of sustain.
>>140773770
>go top
>make sure enemies don't have a teemo
>rush zzrot if your opponent isn't a nasus
>win lane
don't go jungle, it's even more of a wasted slot than top reksai
>>140774830
I'm good senpai
>>140774830
i get molested then hard vored, because cho is a freak that way.
If you want to leave silver play mao
That is all
>>140774795
>cinderhulk on warwick
fuck man just buy warrior
>>140774420
>>140774376
take this man's advice for your own good
>>140774735
It CAN be if you have BC for the Armor shred on her W stack (making Warrior the lesser of the two items needed)
3% max health per hit, magic damage, and AS boosted for faster clears is always nice, though.
The buffs will make early game for a lot of jungles be beautiful.
>>140774809
jesus christ YGO is such an ugly game. The game design, but also the cards. The art style is like an 8 year old tracing shit from his first "how to draw manga 101" book, and the art takes up so damn much of the card that all the text squeezed in underneath needs a microscope to read.
I mean shit, say what you will about MTG's current art being genericized (which it is, old art was much more unique), but at least it's mostly high quality and very rarely does a card have so much verbose text that they need to shrink the font to get it all on.
>>140774965
>warwick without sunfire/lesser sunfire
lol
>>140774809
Building a BEWD, DM, and REBD deck will cost a kidney. RIP me.
>>140774478
NO.
POST VI LEWDS
>>140774624
I'd be fine with that.
Honestly, he has the foundations of a good kit if it weren't for some seriously sloppy and clunky setbacks.
The q stun formation is too slow and his e is pratically useless since it doesnt' gank properly more than half of the time.
I honestly think his W and ult are alright though. what he needs most is an escape or defense ability against close-ranged assassins. His ult is supposed to be that but a fucking minute cooldown is pushing it.
Seriously though, it's such a shame seeing such a neat character go wasted on some shitty game designer who slapped his kit together and didn't play test it for shit.
>>140773102
The AP is nothing special anymore after they nerfed it and the sustain on the new Catalyst is fucking shit on the standalone component.
If you really wanted it then you could just rush pic related which has more AP at completion alongside a very useful active and solid buildpath with Hextech Revolver being a great item for burst trades.
>.I'm just saying you also can never have -too much health
Yes, you can. Nearly a thousand health between new RoA and Rylais (which is beyond core on Malz) unless you're planning to drop Liandrys for a Abyssal/Zhonyas to make it worthwhile is most definitely too much.
>>140774830
>Gnarr
as long as he doesn't transform, I'm ok.
>>140775079
>buying warrior locks you out of buying sunfire
odd must be a bug, you should report that to riot
>>140774795
Its gonna feel so weak in comparison. Look up Sinickle. The guy goes cinderhulk into 2nd item GA in most of his games. Idk how to feel either
Haven't played since pre-season, play Malz. How fucked am I?
>>140774872
It's not losing any sustain, in fact, it actually has sustain now.
Before It was on a level up, so it was a burst of stats.
Now it's constant regan boost of both Mp and Hp. It adds up over time.
>>140774478
Bloodrazor? What would you combine that with, titanic hydra?
>>140775261
>wasting a slot on a thing that gives you 60 ad which you shouldn't even have
warrior isn't lizardI wish it wasand cinderhulk gives you bonus hp which you should have
vg vs vg bets
>>140775031
They actually increased the font size about four years ago and made erratas for very old cards. Now you don't have to squint your eyes anymore to read card effectswith the very small exception of certain boss monsters that have a full paragraph of writing.Plus the art for the new Blue-Eyes support is fucking top knotch.
>>140775136
I feel you man. I never even got to play Red-Eyes because a lot of the support is like $20 a piece, specifically Black Stone of Legend, god fucking damn it, no one even plays that deck competitively yet it still holds a hefty price. Going to have to wait on those 2016 tins to get the stuff I want.
>>140775234
Holy fuck. I forgot this item. It looks like I'm going to be rushing this shit into rylais.
Is it as effective as I would hope at holding them in place for voidling rape?
>>140774414
>go jungle
>camp their lane and suck their dick every game to make they feel like a god
>they carry because even an idiot can carry on yas if they have a lot of kills
yasuos are literally free wins as a jungler, just dont tilt them
>>140774965
I don't like it either, but bloodrazor isn't that good, and cinderhulk is getting a huge damage buff. I can't go full tank tho, that just seems worthless, I'll probably go cinder or razor depending on my team comp.
>>140775265
That's actually who I'm basing this off of. I saw his full tank shit and I'm like "what the shit is this". Imma do a lot of testing. I feel like gunblade could be good on him too, that base damage buff is huge, and he's going to miss a lot of healing from sated, so this could make up for it.
>>140774792
He overall does less single target damage.
His ult is better for killing tanks and MUCH worse for solo kills.
He is strong in the jungle. His E refreshing on either Q or Ult is nice.
He plays a little more smoothly but does less damage to tanks overall.
>>140775408
the bonus hp from cinderhulk is not that impressive :\
>>140775195
WAIFU IS PURE. WAIFU IS GLORY. WAIFU IS CHASTEWAIFU DECIDES WHO SHE WANTS TO FUCK WHICH IS ME.
>>140775408
>wasting a slot that gives aforementioned AD/Armpen which is totally needed
Oh, anon...
I'm just saying that there's a possibility it could be worked around and not outright discarded.
xth for being alone
>>140775342
This specifically has to do with Malzahar and you need to not fucking reply to people until you get a brain.
Is Ezreal going to build the new rageblade?
>>140775646
>arpen on ww
actually useless, void staff is unironically much better.
>>140775683
xth for puns
>>140775643
15% is a lot, you can easily get 4k+ HP with a lot of common tank builds.
Nice Fucking Servers Riot.
Do I buy Quinn or Kindred?
I like being able to lane as Quinn and love her ult but Kindred has a nice fat ass.
Which one would be more worthwhile to buy?
>>140775683
We are here anon
>>140775646
VI IS LEWD
THEREFORE SHE HAS TO HAVE HER LEWDS POSTED
POST VI LEWDS
So Rumble mains, is he good yet?
>>140775748
please stop
>guy goes jayce jungle in my last game
>actually carries hard
>>140775741
no,why would he?
Reminder that the only good new champion released within the year so far has been Jhin.
Aurelion Sol and Illaoi were utter disasters with their poor champion kit, and Taliyah is likely to be fucking cancer that will get nerfed to death on account of her designer being the same one who designed Cancer Kench.
His positives outway his few negatives
>great personality
>some of the best lore and characterization in League
>a useful kit that is both fun AND powerful
His only drawback is shit shit in-game charactger design, which will be fixed with skins.
>>140774830
Nice and quiet night.
>>140775774
They just need to increase the burn damage to be relevant. That shit doesn't even tickle jungle camps
>>140775898
Doesn't it double on hit effects?
>>140773723
>I'd jump ship and move on
sure, sounds sensible
>to overwatch
do you really expect blizzard to not turn the game into a total cash grab?
>>140775705
What the fuck?
We are talking about RoA on him.
E gives maximum mana% so RoA is still decent.
>>140775482
SOON
>>140775748
I agree, more puns.
>>140775964
His Q doesn't count anon what the fladoodle are you thinking
>>140775839
My shiggy-wiggy you're biggy-fliggin' my wiggy-wong.
Back the fuck off. My Vi Lewds are mine, nobody else's.
>>140775978
Anon, welcome to business. Everything is a cash grab. Overwatch just so happens to be apretty funcash grab, especially compared to this one.
Why are so many people shilling overwatch in here?
>>140775942
Until Tryndamere barges in and murders you
>>140775959
Maybe buff it like Sunfire? 2x damage to jungle camps.
I feel like the base damage is just way too low.
>>140775881
>End up in a game last season where I'm Quinn Jungle with Jinx ADC, Jayce Support, Fizz Mid, and like Nasus Top or some shit
>Tear the enemy team a new asshole
>>140775932
I think Jhin looks fine but while Illaoi is a train wreck, I think Aurelion Sol is great.
>>140776087
probably because its actually a really fun game :0
>>140776110
Shh, that was retconned.
>>140776067
>His Q doesn't count
Why not? I thought it was considered an auto attack.
>>140775643
with 6 slots you should get like 650 bonus hp, and cinderhulk gives you 450
>>140775646
>armorpen
why the fuck?
on warwick you go like this:
>cinderhulk
>botrk
>swifts
>iceborn
>spiritvisage
>fucking whatever that gives you hp
this build makes the enemy team hate you with a passion because you strip their hp bar down and are almost unkillable while at it
>>140776112
They are literally almost doubling the damage at level 18 next patch.
>>140776087
same with dota
ded game
on the topic with dota I havent seen any of them since that new patch they were complaining about was released
Kill me, lolg
>>140774253
Just don't lewd the yordle
>>140776078
POST
VI
LEWDS
RIGHT
NOW
OR ELSE
I just had to report 3/4 of my team mates in a BOT match.
Get out of my comfy game mode ranked refugees.
>>140776189
You know it has its own general right?
Go talk about it there.
>>140776319
Yeah seems they've been busy.
>>140776360
why?
You will now spend the night with the last champ you played.
Will you live to see the next day /lolg/?
>Warm night ahead
>>140776273
Is this for next patch or now? I'm assuming next patch because I'm gonna metaphorically hit you if you're building cinderhulk on him this patch.
>>140776258
It wouldn't double apply his Q because it's an active ability
Only Onhits Ez would build would be like manamune and wasting 3.6k to double proc it on someone like ezreal is a colossal waste
I forget, do custom games grant IP? I'm saving up for another champion but wanna play in the next /vg/ v /vg/.
>>140776119
Illaoi was never going to be popular in the first place, but her shitty kit doesn't help the situation. She could be real fun (and useful) if they fucking fix or buff her.
Meanwhile Aurelion was hyped back-to-back but the shit kit and disadvantages decimated all of the interest. The nerfs some 5 fucking days after his release only cemented this. Aurelion is great in everything but his shit kit and horrible disadvantages.
Meanwhile Jhin is all around great except for his retarded character design which only looks good in artwork or higher-poly/graphical stuff and not a low-poly game like League.
>>140776380
Fuck, Fine. Go fap thinking of Jinx and leave mine pure.
>>140776398
Just cuz
default Ahri skin > the rest
/vg/ vs /vg/ totally live on NA
>>140776438devourer is a mem jungle itemI build it on fucking teemo and win, that shit is just cancer
>>140776279
So does that mean the low level damage is being buffed?
It helps with clear speed.
>>140774107
>>140773850
neither of you have shit on me
>>140776406
>Kindred
ah shieeet
Maybe it's not my time yet or something
>>140774414
what's wrong with yasuo
>filter vi is for waifu
>general is 1000 times better instantly
who'd've known
>>140776406
>You will now spend the night with the last champ you played.
Jhin
>Will you live to see the next day /lolg/?
No.
>>140776521
IM GONNA FAP TO VI, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>140776567
>picture is some half popstar ahri
>>140776590
It matches old Cinderhulk at level 6 (When it's usually the earliest you'll get it) and then surpasses it extremely quickly.
Personally I wished they upped the upfront health as well so it could better match the early powerspike Warrior and Runic Echo junglers get but it's a decent start.
>>140776406
>Taric
>>140776572
Always bet on the team with Moosh's GP.
>>140776406
>Karma
Oh yes.
>>140776273
What about a titanic hydra in the last slot?
>>140776639
Yess let the cancer flow through you
Kindred was banned literally every game I played last night so I had to mash Elise
Still won a crap ton though
>>140776857
as I've said
>fucking whatever that gives you hp
>>140776521
It's all fine and dandy when you worship your waifu, put don't you fucking dare suggest Jinx isn't pure.
>>140776736
Eh. I think more HP might make it broken since you can get SotA and it scales with its own HP.
>>140775010
bloodrazor is physical damage btw, not magic
>>140776861
I've been upset with my past jungler's performance especially in lane pressure so I decided to jungle and neither, graves, nidalee or kindred were banned.
It was a fun match, I haven't played kindred very much and there was definitely more I could have done.
How bad are Mordekaiser, Singed, Swain, Urgot atm ? havent played in a few months, hated the change to Morde which kinda put me off to the game.
>>140776791
>betting on tryhards
>>140776676
Yeah there's been an influx of tripfags this week for some reason
>>140777005
Kindred is straight busted and also fun to play
She got through in ONE lobby
and then someone immediately dodged after we locked Kindred+Soraka on the first round
I like playing Elise but god Kindred is too busted to pass up when I can get her
>>140772728
Run down mid
>>140777037
Morde is in a decent spot and is getting considerable buffs thanks to itemization changes, Same with Swain and Singed.
Urgot is pretty good into Assassins.
>>140776465
Yes because 5 humans
>>140777037
Pretty niche picks in general, but if you know how to use them they wreck face. Especially Mordekaiser.
>>140777249
>implying people didnt know that as soon as he died
>>140777037
>mordekaiser
worse than before but some autists still wreck shit with him
>singed
might be worse or better after the roa changes
>swain
got kind of buffed, decent
>urgot
can fuck shit up
Just played my first Amumu jungle
Does he always feel this strong? So much damage and I fucked up the counterjungling lee sin
>>140777214
so everyone I like is decent just not bad/good, thats fine. never have to worry about them being banned
>>140777037
Urgot works best when you've got a support that's a legitimate danger by themselves too.
>Annie, Brand, etc.
80% the enemy bot won't be able to deal if you both go aggro as fuck.
I feel like Morde+Taric bot lane would be crazy strong
Haven't seen a Morde bot in so long though
>>140774331
Riot's wording at its best, anon. She doesn't spawn more balls, they removed the champion damage from maxed Q, but upped the ratio to .75, and now at rank 5 spheres last for 8 seconds instead of 6. With maxed W now you can pickup additional two spheres near the one you are picking. That basically means 7 spheres ults whenever you want starting level 13, so expect nerfs soon.
>Everyone complaining about the tripfags
>No one complaining about>>140776639
>who literally spams the threads with his games every thread
why?
>>140777556
don't you mean that shitter who plays voli jungle and ks's?
should I even bother using cask as twitch late game?
it feels like having to pay attention to throwing it down keeps me distracted from starting to auto
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FFhtugqtAo
>0:34
god bless 3DPD
>>140777556
because he just self replies
>>140777393
Amumu is the Janna of the jungle.
That is to say he's never been drastically reworked, but he always ends up being a solid pick. But then everyone else gets nerfed, he's naturally strong as a result, and people cry about "omg waaah he's always been cancer nerf this shit riot!" Cue Amumu nerfs, people forget about him for six months, then he starts being played again when other junglers get nerfed. It's an endless cycle.
>>140777442
Because he's better top
Why the fuck would you pick him bot lane with literally every champ that's meta down there can poke the ever living fuck out of him.
>>140777556
He may be blogging but at least he's playing the fucking game which is immediately better than 99% of lolg
>>140777524
>Syndra is finally worth a shit again
About fucking time, was so fucking tired of shit like Azir going unpunished.
>>140777556
No one cares about OG cause he posts like once every 5 threads
The voli autist just complains anytime he goes 22/7 and cant carry his team on "kite the champ" in league of mobility
>>140777556
>Actually posts content directly related to League of Legumes
my man I think you missed the reason people complain
>>140777442
yeah it's busted as fuck dude
you kinda need a coordinated team with like at least 1 ad ranged though, so someone needs to pick like quinn top or corki mid or something.
>>140777392
>>140777338
Id love to take them into ranked but I havent played other besides mordekaiser in ages
>>140777442
I play it only when im playing with friends who I can communicate with. Also isnt there some master tier, one trick pony Mordekaiser main?>>140777338
I just like the edgy/grimdark/gross champions, I wish they had more like Urgot
>>140777808
what he posts like every fucking day, and even reuses old pictures too, thats not really playing the game imo
>>140777869
>That fucking assmad Lee Sin.
Glorious.
>>140777249
is that the guy that got arrowed at the wedding or the dude that got shanked by the traitor sign?
>implying I watch game of thrones
Hey dudes!
The suggestion list has been updated. Reminder that we're closing on WEDNESDAY, MAY 4TH. If you want to send in an idea, please send it to [email protected]
As always, the suggestion list can be found here: http://eyosongive.us/10thsuggestions.php
and the full info on the contest is here: http://eyosongive.us/poll.php
>>140777869
I wish I could play Morde well. He just has so many frustrating matchups.
>>140777556
I mean, what should I post besides me playing the game and possible build paths for champs I like to play?
>>140777869
just try it
>>140778081
>my tristana suggestion added even though it has MF in it
Thanks familia
>>140778081
>ctrl+f futa
>9 matches
>likely more that don't explicitly say futa
ayy lmao fuck off
>>140778113
it's not so bad, like a lot of matchups you will outscale so just play to farm/keep up and save tp for dragons if at all possible
>>140777652
>tfw we will never get Pool Party Annie
>>140778113
Hes good vs meta top laners I feel at least, his sustain is solid since you can always just wander to a jg camp and heal for obscene amounts, and can trade/outdmg most bruisers well. I feel I just get lucky and get the feeling most people just dont know how he works, might be because he was banned almost every game a few months back.
how long have you been visiting /lolg/
>>140778081
>random zed viegar and rengar in a list of women
>>140777556
Atleast he contributes.
>>140778147
my only thing im not sure about with him is with new masteries and what not, kinda feel all of them keystones suck on him, also
>that filename
>>140778357
~17 years
>>140778081
>almost no yordle suggestions
Contestguy on suicide watch
>>140778357
Since 2010
>>1>>140776494
I still don't get why Aurelion was hyped so heavy.
As if dragons are something league lacks.
>>140778113
lol wut. The problem with Morde isn't lane phase imo. W max gives you so much sustain and pushing power even in the worst matchups you can just immediately clear the wave and push them under tower
The problem comes mid/late game if you don't have any teammates that can set you up. You just kinda wander around aimlessly hopefully so you can set up a dragon to either siege or setup for a nearly risk-free baron.
>>140778357
since it was a thread on /v/
>>140778479
the only keystones that matter as of now on non-autoattack\AD champions are
>meme of the undying
>thundermeme decree
keystones fucking suck
>>140778357
since it was on /v/
>>140778081
I don't follow these contests at all but I feel like commissioning maybe like twopage minicomics would lead to more interesting suggestions and commissions.
of course that probably costs a bit more.
>>140778357
about a month
>>140776494
Yeah he looks like Fiddlesticks with a poncho. Riot lucked out with this guy.
>>140778357
since uhmm... late 2011 maybe
>>140778081
>want to write a suggestion about drunk girlspissing
>would probably be purged instantly
>>140778357
DJ Sona release
>>140778479
stormraiders is pmuch the only one
so i hear this game is getting fucked beyond repair?
give me the details.
>>140778081
is there anyway i can just directly pay you to draw something i want
>>140778479
Stormraider's seems to be the keystone of choice for Morde mains.
>>140778843
Mages are getting buffed out the ass
Bunch of mage-oriented items are being added with it
Dragons now give 1 of 4 different permanent effects on spawn, the spawns are random and the effects can stack. And after a certain point in the game an Elder Dragon spawns which buffs all prior dragon stacks to a ridiculous point.
>>140778601
He's a champ people were waiting several years for in Ao Shin. He's also a full blown dragon instead of Shyvana
>>140778962
uh, I guess? wouldn't it be easier to just contact the artist you had in mind directly though? I'd be happy to hook you up with some contact info
>>140778565
RIP
>>140778396
They're from previous contests where people submitted ideas for gender swapped champions. R63 ideas are allowed.
Why is Tristana Top a fucking nightmare?
>Stomp her in lane, she's 0/4/0 and zoning her from her CS
>I go to help autistic team mates thinking she isn't going to be an issue
>I get back and she build Guinsoo's and 1/2 of BORK
>I go in to get her again, she fucks me up, deletes my tower, has 2.30 ATTACK SPEED and proceeds to roam the entire map shitting on anyone stupid enough to go near her/near the tower she's bombing.
What the fuck do you do here? It's like everytime people are grouped, she just goes off and deletes 2 towers instantly.
>team picks all AD champs in the middle of this tank meta
zzzz
What are the impacts of AP item changes towards
>clock hand bat nigger of chronic rewinds
>void man of many blinks
>hot mage assassin of clones and many jukes
>>140779270
I think it's pretty good into some matchups
Quas was showing it off on stream a while back
>>140778258
Face says too young
Hips says impregnate
>>140779316
>Nothing
>Broken
>Fucked because she has to go into Tear now and will prolong her damage spikes even further. If she takes flat mana and runs out in lane she's fucked.
>>140779270
that's basically every guinsoo champ
>>140778207
np bruh. It was a good idea, and it was refreshing to see MF on the loser's end for once.
>>140776676
>>140777108
More that they've always been here but grabbed trips instead.
It's okay.
>>140779316
>ap items on a tank
Kassadin might be able to make some good use out of the new tear. Sexy lady of juke got her core item nerfed to shit.
/vg/ vs /vg/ is live on na
password vidya
>>140776791
results
>>140778720
>>140778838
on singed ?
>>140778357
I started around the time Erio-chan and Eris where taking turns shitting up the thread and getting idiots to post dick pics. I remember the day Erio finally got ban-hammered in the Starcraft 2 general for some reason, that was a good day.
>>140779586
all me
>>140776909
Nosy dewdrops.
Can you AA cancel by switching Fishbones? I need more ADCs anyway and was thinking of picking her up.
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA!
Password isvidya
Illaoi Top Stream.
Nazzadan and IronMongrel (literal who from wc3).
twitch tv eyemthestron9est
>>140779623
oh man I definitely blocked that out
>>140779586
>shibs will never support you as you destroy botlane and take everyone of your drawing requestssuffering
Leblanc a qt
>>140779617
on singed you either take thundermeme to harass early by just walking near the enemy or the permanent health one and turbofarm cannon minions and enemy wraith/golems
honestly thundermeme is better since you can secure lvl2 firstblood by harassing your laner down to ~50%, popping the 500g pot with ignite and just punching and throwing them while they try to outplay the dots
>>140779413
>LeBlanc rushes a tear
>I build a Neg cloak.
>localmanisfuckinginvincible.jpg.LeBlanc is still gonna go Morello brah. She's just definitely going to need blues to sustain a laning pattern.
>>140779708
I think fishbones doesn't aa cancel but you DO get the bonus attack speed from powpow for the first rocket
Could be wrong tho
im starting to warm up to the vlad and vayne pairing. i hated it at first.
is there something wrong with me?
>>140780052
Yes, your blantantly obvious same fagging is a big problem vladfag
>>140779820
>you will never use shibs' thighs as earmuffs
feelsbadman
>>140780052
You need to take a break from /lolg/but if you don't, then you should start shipping this, too.
>>140778843
mages are getting buffs
and the one who benefits the most is Zed
>>140779761
>>140779623
it's shit like this that makes me laugh when people say that lolg is worse than ever because someone posts a couple pictures of lulu every thread
Jesus christ, the salt going on in Tricks stream right now.
This is why I'm scared of invoice playing with golds/silvers
>>140779708
Is this like Jinx letting people use her as a toilet or something?
>>140779708
i literally cannot get over that fucking face
like goddamn
>>140780190
I like how we all memed that this was gonna happen but it actually came true. Fuck me Riot is beyond retarded.
>>140779708
She's shit
>>140779820
W-what? W-who are you!I'd be more than happy to support you at bot lane! c:
>>140780180
Das lewd!
>>140780448
Zed is healthy bro, needs compensation buffs for that fucking slap on the wrist the got
>>140780234
Someone said Jinx was pure. I post the contrary.
>>140780035
I'm down for that, but there's so many ADCs I really need to pick up like Lucian. I can't play him to save my life though.
>>140780234
Only when she has her hair dyed blue.
>Loss prevented in a normal game
Didn't know that existed
>>140780603
Ill join a /vg/ soonâ„¢
>want to make a new account because queue times are just too long
>too lazy to fuck around for 200+ hours to get runes and some champs
kill me
>>140771743
xth for Cute Vi
Remember to no Namefag or Tripfag
Dont be gay mang
>Bards in normal: ecks-dee chimes chill out
>Bards in Hexa: literally wasted a slot but then shittalks teammates?
What gives?
Hey lolg how do I stop Nasus? He just sits near his tower and gets stacks.
>>140779709
where
>>140780984
>>140781028
teemo
>>140781028
make him sit under YOUR tower
bodyblock him to deny farm
call in jungler over and over and over and over until he comes
never push alone
>>140780875
Okies! Hope to lane with ya soon, then!
>>140781028
play olaf
dive him everytime
>>140781028
You don't. It can't be done. The game 100% changes when there's a nasus. Your jungler is require to camp him until he rage quits and your team has to operate without a jungler.
It's shit. I don't know why he isn't played more when his only counter is the worst champion in league
> Want to post more games but feel like I've been spamming too many
Jungle wukong is really fun.
I really like how much cdr you can get from going Wariror Black cleaver.
Once you get deadmans you are pretty much set for crashing teamfights with no survivors
I used to stomp every Darius on lane as Rumble,but now I can hardly win this matchup.His trading and zoning is still better than Rumble imo,and some Darius just avoid fighting when my heat is up.Any advise?
POST YFW TALIYAH LOOKS LIKE MEDLI FROM WIND WAKER
>>140781620
But if you're crashing with no survivors, how are you alive to win?
>>140781746
Super minions
>>140781660
Shove lane with flamespitter, retreat.
You don't need to win the lane to be more effective in a teamfight.
>Decide to watch a friend's game (why does spectator mode run so poorly anyway?)
>Watch this Aurelion Sol ult LeBlacn from a mile away, dash in with a Q, and die.
The dumbest shit
>>140781456
>darius one of nasus' counters
>worst champion in league
lolkolaf sure
>>140781817
>playing nonranked on a weeknight
Kids are in bed, no playerbase
>>140781923
SEND HELP
>>140781876
darius really isn't a counter if the nasus is even remotely intelligent.
Hey fags, im a high elo player and I want some cash.
What should I need to know before elo boosting?
I've heard about using a VPN, but fo what?
Do I need to know the IP of the guy im elo-boosting?
>>140782104
Actually, if the Darius is remotely intelligent there's nothing nasus can do.
However, that requires an intelligent Darius players.
>>140781870
don't forget, he did this while 1/4
he tried to engage at 1/4
and he has only 3 less cs at 1/4 than his enemy midlaner does at 5/0
also a vi is 0/3, not even from counterjungles
and is building devourer
MF has a component for morellos
lulu has no supoort item
aurelion sol has finished swifties already
>enter champ select
>look away after locking in champ
>loading screen
>i'm up against zed
>i missed my chance to dodge
fuck me
>>140780196
Yea, the waifu posting only really started around 3 years ago. Before that is was Eris then Erio and then after they fell Rustle showed up and he reigned for like 18 months. People who always say the threads have never been worse only showed up here in the last two years or so. They don't know what worse looks like lol
post >yfw
>>140782289
Yeah it's so weird looking at new players play, it's like they're playing another game.
>>140781719
>more monster waifus
>humanfags crying on reddit and /lolg/
would be nice
>>140782736
>
>>140782736
OH GOD
>tfw you early pick TF and the enemy team comp isn't literally pantheon fizz gp sivir alistar or some shit like that
>>140782943
>to be continued
>Lion gets in
>camera gets shaky
>anon in /lolg/ posts ''is he died?''
>finally got into the lol meme and started playing on friday
>realize i am too late to the ship and theirs no point in trying to get good because the game will probably die or become shit and it has been out for like 6 years
Every fucking game i want to get into.
>>140783091
get into overwatch while you can then buddy ^_^
I am the worlds first hanzo one trick and will give u some tips and tricks to translating your ezreal q skillshot hitting into easy curved bow arcs for multiple headshots in a row
>>140774795
>join the weird mains club
can you send me an invite?;-)
>>140783091
the game still has some 5 years left
>>140783091
LoL likely won't die for at least another six years.
>>140783073
>rageblade
kys
>>140783306
sent :^)
>>140783091
choose a different game
csgo is still growing
>>140783435
I'm global in csgo and decent in esea.
>>140783091
this game has at least 10-15 years left on it
>>140783091
This meme was understandable back when WoW was 6 years deep and people were crowing about how it was going to die any day now, but come on man. League has enough momentum alone to last another 3-4 years at least and the f2p model means it's going to be around in some form or another for another decade
0-4 play ranked
5-9 go to bed
>>140783637
Go to sleep, nigger.
>>140783562
then dota or overwatch
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA
Password isvidya
7 spots remaining
>plays annie once in 6v6 because why not
>realize how fucking fun is to burn the enemy team to crisps
bloody donuts
>>140783978
no thanks, ive had enough of "xdd this build looks fun!!1!" and then losing
>>140783929
Honestly if i just bounce around from game to game i will never truly get good at any. Been playing CS since i was a kid and i am not even that good. Any pleb can get to global but to be truly consistent is my dream. To just load up the game and know i will play at a decent level and not be an inconsistent shit.
I liked WoW too but that game is garbage, is the whole legacy servers being confirmed a meme?
>can't even make a new runepage
>can't access my runes
Small
Indie
Company
>>140784224
>any pleb can get to global
They moved the ranks around, global is top 1%
>>140783978
2 slots remain
SHOULD I FUCKIN REROLL?
>tyler now has the largest stream on the whole of twitch
do you think he'll be the one to destroy league once and for all? the one to finally free the games industry from riot's cancer?
>>140784551
the orianna skin is nice
>>140783978
2 more slots
>>140784551
The ori skin is good, I'd make that if I played ori
>>140782736
>>140784582
lolno
>>140784782
>>140784862
I am retarded.
>>140784931
>Actually re rolling skins
You really are
>>140781719
I want her to look like Tali'zorah
>>140784931
>not wanting to be a spooky mustard man
post your favoritebutts!
Anyone has any ideas for the contest they would like written? I'm bored and in the mood to write
Keep it summer related and I'll try my best
>>140782736
who doesnt lock their door while out on an african safari
>>140784582
no, but it just continues to show what pussy faggots riot and lol players in general are
>h-he hurt muh fee fees ban him!!! >:(((
>>140785051
Official work butts are the best butts
Tell me about me, lolbabs. Have I caught thecancer?
>>140783978
4 slots remain
>>140784551
no hold on to them dumbo
just dust the fucking wards skins though, waste of dust to make them
>>140782736
And then they fucked.
Reminder that Zed is underpowered and needs buffs.
>>140785302
>>140784931
well i guess i was too late
thanks for reminding me why rolling skins is retarded
Daily reminder to get a gf before it's too late.
>start of the season
>have 17 mastery pages
>masteries keep changing
>delete them all and but one
>rewrite this one page before each game
>people load into the game with wrong masteries
>"whoops wrong page xD"
>tfw
Placem!then watchem
/imthem
>>140785631
>Grasp wukong
You win
I'm addicted to (you)'s!
>>140785631
I trust in the goat lady and wizard blondy.
>tfw too afraid to play ranked games and get demoted
How do I stop being so anxious?
>>140785884Stop giving me erections you harlot
>>140785940
What lane do you main?
@140785884
you'll have to work harder than that for my (you)s
>>140785940
accept failure as a part of improvement anon
>>140783091
I just started playing in February and I'm already in silver
You just gotta practice and not get too salty and then you'll be fine
>>140785940
Grow the fuck up.
If you're anxious about an online game, how the fuck do you go out on a date?
>Gross Gore getting money offers to come stream on other, less popular sites
>Says he's going to go back to streaming after working on himself as a person
Will people actually watch him on any site that's not twitch?
>>140786001
Gimme!
>>140785987
I like to play as the adc.
>>140786039
You're right
>>140786071
>how the fuck do you go out on a date?
I dont
>>140786189
>]
Just find a support main to bully. That will keep your mind off it.
>>140786001
>@
I forget that people are new to 4chan sometimes
Click on the post number u want to reply to dumbo
>>140786189
almost everyone fucks up if not constantly then at the very least often enough
Stop tearing yourself apart over one fuck up or one set back that really has no bearing on your life
>>140786269
...I realized about 0.5 seconds after I posted this that you did that intentionally
I'll show myself out now
What's the best Shyvana skin besides championship?
>>140786385
>...
>dumbo
>This slow on the uptake of jokes
Please do
>>140785884here you go bby
>>140786189
>I dont
>>140786232
So just talk shit to my support?
>>140786385
reddit is around the corner
>>140786476
all of her skins are good
What should my summoner name be?
>>140786476
ice drake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nvYnmGzxCA
HES LOST IT BOYS
>>140786684
if 6 it must be Glueman Degrossi
>>140775256
It'll probably be Dino Gnar, the skin that literally has him standing on a bed.
>>140783589
>>140784035
rip hexakill, it's pretty fun, if only to play with so many champs on TT
>clg is looking for another new place to house 40+ people for their teams and staff
george is finally rising up in ranks ;_;7
>>140786684
>>140786782
i need to name at least one person glueman god damnit, rolling again for that 6
>>140786932
POPPY
>>140786932
Gnar
Azir
Karthus
Shen
>>140786782
Gabe 'The Glue Man' Degrossi?
>>140786778
I really hope he kills himself
>>140787028
Gabe The mother fucking Glueman Degrossi.
Summoner names can only be 16 characters, however
>>140786912
>they are asking fans again to get another house for cheap just like the current one
I thought godshot was greek not a jew.
>>140786932
Wukong
Kha'Zix
Azir
this game is such a fucking nightmare
>>140787103
gross gore is moving to another streaming service
where were you when gross and tyler teamed up and took down the Riot + Twitch SJW chokehold on the video games industry?
>find a couple of diamond smurfs
>do well and they invite me
>8 wins in a row
>"What rank are you really? Your map awareness is amazing"
oh gosh~
>>140776406
THE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END
>>140787134
Gotta avoid debt so he doesn't end up like his forefathers m8
Ok guys, after work tomorrow, I am planning on practicing Urgot jungle. I haven't played jungle on a consistent basis since season 3 (still play Eve every blue moon). Any tips?
I was thinking of full ad quints, with the same mastery page that I use for laning. Deathfire touch is too good to give up desu.
>removing the boot enchantments
>>140786932
Sona
>>140787314
don't play urgot jungle
>>140787171
>ADC flashes from your lantern
>>140786486magical unicorn pussy
>>140787228
>Lying stories told from bronze: The Movie
>>140787326
where do they say this
this requires proof
>tfw won 4 out of my last 20 ranked games
how long does it take to demote from plat 5 to gold 1?
>>140787401oh god pls no
>tfw you realize absolutely nobody in the entire league of legends roster who benefited from building sated benefits more from building bloodrazor
>almost none of them can build guinsoos so it's basically just a gutting of every sated jungler for no reason
>anyone who doesn't build both bloodrazor and guinsoos is just trash now
ty rito, I'm sure glad I have to build cinderhulk now with those cinder buffs and all, glad to see tank meta is still in :^)
>>140787171
Now imagine if we had voice comms
>"shit jihn rengar RENGAR take the lantern"
>>140787326
Oh shit I forgot that was happening too next patch
>>140787103
It would make great drama but he's gotten help, has money, and has people who will support him forever.
He's delusional if he thinks he can survive on another platform, though. He won't see any growth anywhere else on twitch and his fans will slowly flake off. He seems really intent on continuing streaming as his main and only source of income. He can live off his savings for a long time but eventually he'll have to give up his dream and move on.Or maybe he'll be really successful and stream for the rest of his life. This kind of shit makes me feel better about my own life, though.
>>140787359
not him, but meteos was playing him earlier and said it was pretty good
meteos plays lots of retarded things though so who knows
guys help
what do I need to know before getting elo boosted?
>>140787419
Until you have gold 5 mmr
>>140786684
>>140786782
6 for Glueman Degrossi
when are they fucking gutting jhin holy shit.
>>140787618
I always here that but I can't help but feel that's bullshit at least for plat-gold
I've lost like 5 games at 0 lp now, the demotion is inevitable
then again, I still have a positive winrate
>>140787579
ok, cool. I'll have to find that vod. I've just been playing Urgot in lane for almost 2 months now. Just wanna try something new.
>>140787459
>tfw wrecking with devourer pre-sated update on udyr
Adapt faster as a priority during the first week of the next patch. anon
>bloodrazor is %max hp damage as physical
Shit will be great and also note that Riot has said they will be looking at champs that used sated like WW shyv xin etc to see if they need help when it is removed
>>140787357
Her only good skins are pentakill and hearthseeker.
>>140785579
Too late for me, I've decided I'm gonna die alone.
Better that way, since no one will have to put up with me and I won't have the constant rejection from women to remind myself how terrible I am.
>>140787326
Literally no reason for me not to sell them lategame for an item with %MS.
Riot forgot the entire reason they added them in the first place.
>>140787796
>Riot has said they will be looking at champs that used sated like WW shyv xin etc to see if they need help when it is removed
they are lying every time they say something like this.
>>140787459
Good, Sated was utter fucking cancer and I'm glad ebin AFK farm junglers have to play the same game as everyone else now.
If Bloodrazor's weak they can always buff it
>>140788024
They literally hotfixed champs within 5 days the last time they did a class update. If that isn't quick response I dunno what is.
place your bets who will be the most broken mage of them all this week.
I got ekko off a reroll wtf i hate this cancerous fuck
is there a point to playing him besides getting in before he gets nerfed
>>140786932
Twisted Fate
>>140788259
veigar
emergency hotfix 3hrs after patch
has anyone here actually been demoted from plat 5 to gold? or from gold 5 to silver 1?
how long did it take, did you notice you were playing with gold 4/5 or silver 4/5 players respectively or nah?
>send help pls
WATCH ME LOSE WITH GUINSOO TRIST MEME BUILD GOLD 3
WORLD WIDE WEB.TWITCH,TV/phosfer666
>>140785801
>>140785915
>gank bottom lvl 3
>donate triple kill to draven
heh..
nothin personell.. lolbabs
>>140788285
>tfw got sandstorm ekko but don't own the champion
what should I do?
>>140788285
>playing him
you won't cause he's perma banned
>>140788259
brandHOLY FUCK i HATEBRAND SO FUCKING LIKE AHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Actually going through the list of changes one last time before they hit live in a couple days
>Basicially every single one of the major 6 mages got their bases/ratios reduced significantly for their new gimmicky shit passives and the like
>Objectively weaker in lane and from a scaling standpoint
>AP on items got nerfed overall as well so the standard mage will have less AP than before AND worse ratios
Aside from Veigar who this didn't happen to I'm honestly expecting these guys to be shit at first
My roommate is kissing his ex in his bed
What do lolg
>Swifties/Banner/Talisman/Frozen Heart/Overlord's Bloodmail/Moonflair Spellblade Soraka on Hexa
You gotta try this shit, it's like playing gen1 Raka where you just run into the middle of a fight and mash Q repeatedly.
>>140788678
kys
>>140788471
>Be reworked brand
>ADCuck hiding behind his tanks
>mfw
placem!
>>140788678
leave him to his business and the next day or after shes gone ask if theyre back together or smth
>>140778357
Since I started playing this game, spring of '14
How do I play twisted nips /lolg/
Teach me in the next two minutes
>>140788471
this
>his passive can chunk people now and his ult is going to be ever more of a teamfight ender.
>>140788678
Ask him if you can join
>>140788919
ImThem let me sniff your armpits i love you
>>140789084
stop missing last hits
fucking commit with your ult when you do it
only ult when you think that you can get a kill or two on it
learn to control your fucking lane you don't always need to push
take ignite you huge gaping pussy
>>140788485
Brand will literally turn the entire enemy team into nukes but yeah, i think his laning might be a bit difficult. Depends on mana issues, really.
>Malzahar's passive
That cant possibly be allowed to remain. At level 18 he can go into his passive, be essentially invulnerable, Zhonyas, ult, and have his passive be up again
>>140788678
start slowly kissing the back of her neck too, rommies share right?or the back of his neck I don't discriminate
>>140788678
What are you doing man?
Join them
>>140788386
pls respond
I haven't played ranked in weeks
im currently listening to my adorable girlfriend sleep, ask me anything
>>140789513
I want to get back with my ex
>>140789573
whats her name? maybe i can help
>>140789513
whats her name?
>>140788416
>not even the same game
>>140789616
Jerry Seinfeld
willing to suck dick for elo
pls message me!!!!!
my ign is: thights
>>140789618
i cant tell you that sorry
>>140789675
funny
>>140789501
I got demoted to bronze 2 from bronze 1
fuck me now my teams are full of noobs everygame
>>140789721
why not?
>>140789714
are u a girl?
if yes, were u from?
>>140789513
I'm currently watching Gargoyles cartoon AMA
>>140786778
woah, I felt bad for him until I saw this
what a douche
>>140789714
>no server
>>140789781
because it's his mother
boom roasted
>>140789806
yes :)
im from los angeles, california
i have skype too
>>140789781
you know why
that /vg/ vs /vg/ wasez
>>140789886
no i dont... why?
>>140789714
oh hehe i spelled my name wrong
its tights
xd
>>140789952
stop it ask something else :c
>>140789907
>implying
I carried your scrub ass like the sack full of bricks that you are
>>140789964
welp seeing as I'm plat 5 and you're plat 4 it appears I must suck your dick for elo
>>140789714
ok sent ;)
>>140789513
Why should people care?
tfw have a crush on a qt lolg poster
but he loves another girl
>>140789907
xth for getting camped and assblasted!
>>140790073
fuck off whore
>>140789994
i just want to know if she has a cute first name anon
>tfw I fuck up and tilt on my main against a fucking katarina of all things
>tfw I pick Darius next game and fucking destroy everything in sight because of how mad I am I allowed myself to lose to something that stupid.
>>140790073
stop this because everyone's gonna think this post is me but it isn't
>>140790065
i never said anyone had to care
>>140790132
she does, but i wont tell you what it is
i wish all you /soc/ faggots died.
>>140789907
>>140790079
Fucking easy mark was what it was.
E
Z
P
Z
Ayyyy.
>>140790178
can you tell me what it starts with so you can leave it to imagination?
>>140790193
why are you using a trip now? not enough atfention?
>>140789872
can i just get the dick sucking without the elo?
>>140790286
hehe no sorry anon
mama needs to get to diamond first
>>140790261
Never enough.
Though for reals practice your barrel placements, man. Bushes and shit would've fucked me up so hard with how often I whiffed my Qs.
>playing in normals is somehow more toxic than playing ranked
How are you supposed to learn new champions?
Can someone post the "argument pyramid" with the "smug anime face" on top of it?
>>140790073
plenty of fish in the sea, if youre a girl im sure youll be fine and can find another good compatible guy within a week or two
>>140790442
just muteall
>>140789964
whoops wrong again!
ign: chigga
sever: NA
im silver 4 and i fucking suck haha xd
>>140790367
what is this picture supposed to illustrate?
>>140790486
here you go senpai
>>140790169
don't know and don't care who you are anon, it's just how i feel
>>140790518
you're right it's just a bad feel for other reasons too
>>140790550
How horribly I sucked at Vi that match. It's one of the Jhin teaser wallpapers that Riot released showing off the "BEAUTY AND ART AND PERFECTION" he enacted.
>>140790519
stop posting ur friend's accounts idiot i already got tricked and heartbroken once from tights why you doing this to me right now.....
>>140790583
all good, i can kinda relate too
"You Belong In A Museum!"
>>140790636
I thought it was fanmade?
Since one of them has Shen caring about Zed and the stupid fanpairing of Lee Sin and Sona.
>team goes to korea to bootcamp
>comes back even worse than before cause tilted from all that asswhooping they got
How do youDraven?
>>140790707
>Worst skin
>404: ShadowEvelynn.png not found
>Waifu
Anon im an annie main myself but you cant call a literal 8-year-old (or younger) a waifu.
>>140790720
the solo images are riot, the ones were there's an additional champion is fan garbage.
>>140790827
Right, so the one with Caitlyn and Vi wasn't Riot-made, it was fanmade.
>>140790707
jarred please leave
>>140790720
>>140790827
>>140790890
It might be fanmade, but I think Riot did post it up during their Jhin breakdown.
>>140790726
What the hell do teams even do in korea?
What's the point?
how the fuck do i reksai lads?
>try ganking
>they just flash and then circumstances dont let me gank them when their flash is down
>if they have any dash i just actually cant gank them
>go in to backline
>do no damage
>get kited like fuck
>feed my ass off and be useless every time
Is this champion just ass or am i doing something wrong? I really want to do that one warrior/sunfire/cleaver/maw/tank build that one guy does who carries with her, but i can't get it to work. And i go cinder i just do no damage and am even more useless.
>>140790651
wow oppa im not lying
>>140790952
Play korean solo q
"try" to scrim with korean teams, but end up scrimming with subpar korean teams and getting beat anyways
>>140790636
>big realistic sona tiddies
>>140790583
ya, i'm sorry, you have every right to talk about your feelings
it just freaked me out since your post looked and sounded exactly like something I would say and I really don't want the people involved to get the wrong idea since everything was already sorta resolved
that is all
ignore me
>>140776406
>Wukong
Well there's hair and banana peels everywhere and he might try to fight me but I don't think Wukong's gonna kill me for no reason.
>>140791018
Tunnel past them to cut off their escape, not on top of them like an idiot.
You are a ganking jungler with TP as an ultimate. Make sure your tunnels are all over the fucking place to utilize it properly. Use it to get to your jungle quickly and use it to get to a lane that needs a gank.
Build what the team needs. Have a peeling tank top? Go Warrior > Bruiser. Need a tank for peel? Go Cinder > Tank. Need to lose the game as quickly as possible? Go Devo > kys.
I don't even play rek sai, or jungle but fucking idiot league isn't hard nigga
>>140776406
>Draveni knew there was going to be a post like this so i played right before i logged off :^)
>>140789640
lmao
I didnt even notice that w0w
woops i guess i forgot to save the other one
it was a victory but funnily enough im back at the same lp as that screenshot
>>140789254
i dont even know u anon im sry thats a strange request
Any other Cho' Gath junglers around here?
>tanky as fuck
>true damage
>slows
>SotA plus ult plus Cinderhulk for massive amounts of HP
Why don't more people play him?
>>140791224
Do I just constantly tunnel? I feel like they're just wasted if i do them all the time to just get place, because I might not have tunnel when i need it most.
>peel
she has one knockup, that's basically nothing. That's like asking jax to peel.
>>140791407
because he has terrible ganks, no mobility, and a slow as fuck clear
>>140791362
>You are ineligible to earn loot due to previous behavioral restrictions
>>140791018
>>they just flash and then circumstances dont let me gank them when their flash is down
Have you tried ganking them from behind? Rek'sai can do that easy as fuck and constantly.
How is this even possible?
>soraka top vs fizz top
>>140791407
slow as fuck
gets kited to oblivion
>>140791407
>that one game where I went sated rageblade rylias chogath
>>140791551
he tried to fight soraka in her minion wave got q slowed rooted and died.
>>140791549
not really, I've played like 5 games with her and I've fed or done nothing in all of them, so it makes me not want to play her, but I want to learn.
placem!
>>140791551
Fizz didn't respect soraka, the creeps, and their combined damage.
>>140790946
well, they also had aurelion sol foot fetish pictures up, so its not like their decision making is always there.
>>140791685
Well then, don't gank with Rek'sai as you'd do with, say, Xin Zhao. Don't come from the flank, take a longer route, use tunnels to come up from behind them in their own lane and knock them up.
Also be sure to ping your laners, wouldn't be the first time I'm left to die because my retarded mid didn't notice me for the entire minute I spent behind their mid waiting for them to waste their dash.
someone please how do i build ashe
>>140791551
>that warwick everything
because this is bronze, or i really hope it is
>>140791481
His clear isn't terrible if you start blue. And honestly I think he's a good follow up cc'er, not someone to engage.
If you get DMP and Rylai's you can basically permaslow any one of the enemy which means mobility isn't that bad against him. Sure if you miss your Q the gank is fucked, but his damage really is good.
>>140791407
chogath is trash beyond high gold unless you're an absolutely autistic chogath main
>>140791701
>The cast of I, Robot
>Fabio
Go.
>>140791809
rageblade essence reaver steraks
>>140791839
>if you get two items in addition to boots and a jungle item and you walk up to someone you can perma slow them
or you can just play him top/mid and do the same thing, leaving the jungle slot open to someone that can actually initiate/has mobility/can clear
>His clear isn't terrible if you start blue
it's still slow as fuck compared to most meta junglers
>he's a good follow up cc'er, not someone to engage
so he's a bad jungler
just play him top/mid
>>140791043
chigga stfu
>>140791043
now youre offline ive got tricked twice tonight now i am sad...
What´s with all the pessimism and people thinking the game is dying today? Is it because servers were down?
>>140791839
>Sure if you miss your Q the gank is fucked
you just answered your own question as to why people dont cho jungle
Need friends.. and a duo.. be my friend /vg/!
Mitsuba on NA
>>140787176
hard to tell for things that never happened
and did tyler get banned from twitch as well?
>>140792159
it's because riot is retarded
they're fucking removing QSS dropping zed's ult, while zed is already turbo cancer
>>140792303
sent you a request
good night
>>140792372
good night anon
>>140792175
Isn't that the same as with most junglers with cc?
His feast is one of the best obj securing tools too. And the bonus health from Cinder is why I like him as a jungler, just synergizes so well with his kit. I know he's not meta right now, but still a decent pick against certain comps.
How the fuck do you play talon? His laning phase is the worst ive ever played and most of the time you just trade your life to kill someone
>>140792303
if you get to d5 ill duo with you
>>140792303
duo with me
Why does it feel like whenever I'm playing Jhin I'm always getting shitty or completely retarded teammates?
I almost always feels like it happens when I'm playing Jhin.
>>140792521
i'm trying welding im trying ;_;
>>140772046
They like money and hate their fans.
>>140792541
It happens
>>140792357
I don´t see how that makes the game die. There will be probably massive uproar about it and they will either add some new counter to zed or nerf him
>>140792662
At least the Lux and the Warwick weren't awful or braindead retarded.
>>140792579
get them you fuckin sick cunt i know you got this were all gonna fuckin make it mate rip em a new one bless up one love
>>140772046
They can't and won't do anything worthwhile because they sold their souls to a Chink company.
>>140792680
>There will be probably massive uproar about it and they will either add some new counter to zed or nerf him
>>140792739
Warwick made some retarded decisions throughout the game
>>140791902
very very easyI DID NOT MURDER HIM
>>140792680
History says you are wrong. Zed gets more and more braindead and cancer, with any and all nerfs "compensated" for to make him even more cancer.
I have literally never seen something so awful for the health of a game in my life as Zed in LoL.
>>140792915
>that build
I would think so
>>140774963
what runes and masteries do you take and I'm guessing that playing him as support?
>>140792680
You know what, they might add nerfs or a counter to him.And then fucking revert it a patch after.
>>140792990
yes I know, I´m adc main but zed shouldn´t really even make it through ban phase.
What's the most games you've played a single champion in a row? I'm currently at 22 games in a row using Ryze, this champion is pretty much never picked or banned it seems.
Unrelated picture for your viewing pleasure.
>>140792929
>You are ineligible to earn loot due to previous behavioural restrictions
>>140793279
omg
ANON
STOP BULLY!!!
>>140793162
Like twice, I can't stand playing a champ too much, that's why I have a rather big champ pool.
Lia a qt.
>>140791710
it's fizz, he should have his fucking Q and E to get out of a bad situation
reminder that ojom is a shitter
delivery for annie smurf
>>140793417
>Q>E
>Soraka has AoE silence
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>"hey guy x assassin is going bot i cant follow him dont cry if he triple" + ping 3 time
>triple kill
>well i told you
>report this mid trolling
we lost game out of that why, do people expect midlaner to follow an assassin in the fog ?
>>140793581
shit like that is why I hate LeBlanc more than any other "assassin"
>>140793552
if you want that good shit u better hurry
>>140793581
>"hey guy x assassin is going bot i cant follow him dont cry if he triple" + ping 3 time
>bot lane thinks this is the perfect moment to start fighting besides the enemy tower
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>140787357
>Sona
>no bad skins
>DJ Sona exists
>>140793581
>>140793643
This holy shit
mid lane is suffering
>>140793849
>midlaners complaining
Top lane, now that's suffering, boy.
>>140793817
>be talon
>hit level 4
>never in mid lane
>>140793951
>>140793849
You people don't even know the type of shit you put junglers through on a daily basis.
>>140793832
>skin-tight butt sona
>bad
lol
>>140776406
>Twisted Fate
We're going gambling
>>140784931
man cucked to death by video game
>Put Top+Fill in Dynamic Queue, get relatively short queue times
>End up as support 100% of the time
I'm still new to this Dynamic Queue thing but this is a real shitshow huh? I don't really mind supporting at all but I don't want to do the shit ALL of the time.
>>140793832
I wouldn't say it's bad so much as it is overpriced. That said Pentakill is her shitty skin.
>>140794029
Oh I'm sorry, did we interrupt your wanking session in the jungle stacking devourer stacks one camp at a time instead of FUCKING DOING YOUR JOB AND CONTROLLING OBJECTIVES?
>>140793162
I think about 6750 on rumble.
I'm on maybe 170 as illaoi, but I broke that by playing sion.
>>140794123
No, you fucking don't listen to pings that I throw out three times when I come into your lane to gank, causing mid to ride my ass because he somehow lost lane to the counter match-up in his favour.
>>140794230
Maybe it's because you're pinging to gank when I'm fucking out of mana or at 25% health because you can't pay attention to your team for more than a millisecond at a time you little scunt.
>>140794295
You have at least 100 mana, all you need to do at that point is PRESS. FUCKING. R. THAT'S IT. I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO SLAY THE FUCKING HYDRA.
Why is Sona allowed to have such insane poke at early levels? Not a single support I play can adequately adjust for the amount of fucking damage she does.
>>140794137
>6,750 games as rumble in a row
>>140794420
>get in range to die
>press r in said range
>ult does nothing anyway
>die
>you run off without even going in after pinging
top yourself lad
>>140794483
She is squishy as Fuck. One of the lowest base healths and health scaling in the game.
>>140794483
that is her niche
>>140794420
You don't fucking know that because there's no indicator for having a hundred mana like there is a hundred health you fuckhead, and I had to burn R to get their mid to not commit to their jungler gank. Their jungler, remember that guy? The guy who shows up at a reasonable fucking time because he's not a fucking inbred idiot who takes five minutes to first clear? The guy who understands ganking top lane after 3:30 is a waste of time because you could be ganking bot lane and getting dragon?
The guy you're not?
>>140794483
That's her contribution as a support. She's also squishy as shit, has no hard CC outside of her ultimate, and is kind of mana hungry.
>>140794578
>being obvious about initiation
>dying not because of being caught off guard, but because you're mentally incapable of performing a simple task that a toddler can do
An hero.
>>140794674
>this whole conversation
>>140794032
yeah, it's fucking disgusting because sona is a fat slut
>>140794740
It's why you need good harassing champs to capitalize on her. Once she gets a good combo down or CDR they're getting chunked. Hard.
Fuck lyte.
>>140794674
You had a decent amount of mana to at least pull off an ability combo if not an ult. There's no other lane to gank because it's a stalemate bottom with wards up the ass in multiple places and our mid laner is an inbred retard. I'd figure you, of all people, would possess a brain blessed with cognitive and rational thought, but I guess I'm asking for too much, after all, you lost lane to Riven, what more can I expect from someone who can't even do their own damn job. Fuck off, slag.
So when is this assassin builds tank and shits out damage but also has high mobility bullshit going to end? I mean wasn't tank Ekko nerfed? Why is he still as cancerous as he was before his supposed nerf?
>>140794825
Sona is delicious.
>>140795171
Chrononigger's base damage got slapped on the wrist, his AP Ratios increased (lul) and none of his resistances/health/regen/ult heal got touched.
Or, the stuff that nerfing would actually bring his tankiness in line.
Alright, sit the fuck down and listen up. I am here to give you a talk, so that you can stop giving a single flying fuck about the dogshit retards in their Dynamic Queue premade. You think you're mad about them, that they're costing you LP, that they're shit and holding you back?
Here's your new manta for playing League, even if you are one of those Dynamic Queue faggots: Fuck them. Repeat it. Fuck them. Have that thought in your head every single game, every single queue pop, every single ban and pick in their stupid fucking draft that is always going to be bad because they're boosted. Fuck. Them. You are better than your team, and you are better than the enemy team. Period. End of discussion. You have room for improvement, because all Gods will sharpen their mind until the end of the fucking universe. But if someone tell you you're bad? That you're shit, that you're beneath their notice?
Fuck them.
Because you know what you're going to do? You're gonna do it every single game, too, and I don't give a fuck what role you're playing or what champ you picked. You are going to pick up those lazy ass, boosted, dogshit motherfuckers, and you are going to carry them kicking and screaming all the way to the finish line, and throw them over it. You're going to put them all on your back, because you're a fucking God, and you are going to hurl them into the endzone and then scream in their fucking faces that you won. You are not just going to beat the enemy team, you're going to beat your team too. You are going to defeat 9 other boosted dogshit players every game, and you are going to laugh when any of them says a fucking thing.
Because you know what they are? They are pizza rolls. Fucking pizza rolls. Now take a moment and think about what a pizza roll is. Think about its description in your mind.
Hold onto that thought. More is coming.
>>140795302
>Ekko will never have a 6 second cooldown on his passive at level 1Tank Fiora's still busted too, also needs to be unable to lane
>>140794491
He's fun.
I miss the imgur album of remi
xth for loving to bully supports.
>>140794230
TFW when I ping 'back off' to my jungle 3+ times and he goes in anyway to die and give my lane enemy double buffs. Then they say "no more ganking your lane gl~!"
>>140778357
Since /v/
It's been about the same the whole time, just the names (namefags) change every once in a while.
There's always a few champions we hivemind complain about, there's always someone in esports making a fool of themselves, there's always off topic shitposting, etc.
War never changes.
>>140795307
>Because you know what they are? They are pizza rolls. Fucking pizza rolls.
Coming to this after reading all of that made me giggle like an idiot.
>>140795432
The one with his cock out?
>>140795458i like to get bullied, server?
>>140795720i actually don't even play anymore but i'm just gonna fantasize about you bullying me anon
nuke this fucking thread already
VICTORIOUS EKKO OR VICTORIOUS POPPY
SKIN
WHO WILL GET IT
>>140795780
Ekko for the simple fact that only one male has the skin, Jarvan.
>>140795171
Just played against one in the mid lane, nigga got fed off my retarded Lucian+Alistar combo who didn't manage to win against a fucking Ashe.
>>140795764
Shame.
>>140795780yorick
>>140795660
It was a HUGE dump of pics and videos, now there's only a few
>tfw no irl sona gf
how do I work up the will to play this game every day?
I tend to enjoy it while I play it, but when i step away from it, I just don't want to come back, no game has had this effect on me, whats the deal?
>>140776406
>Soraka
Can she heal mental problems too?
>Play mid primary / jungle secondary
>Freeze wave as mid, blow enemy laners flash, tell jungler its free
>Never comes and takes every blue as a manaless champion even though I haven't died once in 20 min
>Play jungle
>Set up a tent when my mid has easy gank setup like annie, tf, malz, liss
>They sit back and farm all 3 times i go in to gank after pinging them 20 times im going in
>The ones against ahri, lb, kassadin always spam ping for ganks
>Feeding mid laners always get upset when I take blue
There no winning
>>140795307
Pizza rolls. They're tiny. Individually, they're insignificant. They have almost no redeemable value. They are all full of shit. That's what everyone else is for you. Fucking pizza rolls. You don't give a fuck what a pizza roll does, what a pizza roll says, what a pizza a roll costs you. Because it's a stupid fucking pizza roll. So you treat them like pizza rolls. You ignore them when they get eaten up. You can eat some of them if you want to, because some of them are completely free, but even if you eat 30 of them it's not going to make you any better. You're just going to have a belly full of shit that's going to end up getting stuck and fucking with you. So fuck the pizza rolls. Cuz you know what you are?
You are a fucking STEAK. You're big. You're filled with a fuckton of potential power. You can be warmed up red hot inside or have a cool, smooth center, and be the absolute best in either form. You're worth paying the big fucking dollary doos for.
You are the Steak in a world of shitty fucking pizza rolls. People in the world see a billion pizza rolls and think 'oh look, a bunch of stupid fucking pizza rolls'. But when you drop a heavyweight, hundred dollar, perfectly prepared steak on them? You better believe they will talk about that steak forever.
Brothers (and Sisters too, if you think you're New York Strip), you are the top of the line, cream of the crop, king of shitting on all these fucking pizza rolls.
To summarize, when you're on the way up, and the idiots you play this game with want to talk trash, and you think they're holding you back? You think 'fuck them, they are fucking pizza rolls'. 'I am a fucking steak, a God walking the Rift, and you cannot outdo the greatest steak in the world. You can't hold back a real God.'
Now get the fuck back to the climb, and step over all those fucking pizza rolls on the way up fucking Olympus.
>>140796017
>fat chick
okay...
>>140776406
>taric
idk how i feel about this
>>140780173
Kek
Just woke up, yet another innocent anon bullied for being the mythical vladfag
When will my retards learn
>>140793552
>>140793781
missed your chance for fresh lewds senpai
im gonna make a new thread
I want to touch Ahristails
>>140795307
>>140796278
Holy fucking ten outta ten my son, that huge ass block of text was fucking fantastic.
One day I hope you see me reposting the image of it I'm saving because this is some of the most motivational shit I've seen in awhile.
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2175997000/201826624
thoughts
Fuck off tripfag
>>140797465
nigger