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Nicholas

ignore the autists above me

Has anyone else experienced a bug where in EU4 the autonomy of conquered provinces randomly changes to 75%, but it fixes itself on a save reload?

>>140744867
He looks like a pretty cool guy

>>140744867
you had to ruin it
>>140744890

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The Royal Family

>>140744926
Nope but I don't play EU4 much so
Did you try the forums?

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>>140744394

>Chile is white

nth for I am superior to brown people because other white people

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>>140744275
You're talking shit, no offense. The Chinese central bank has pursuited an aggressive and expansionist monetary policy of artificially devaluating the yuan in order to increase exports and to industrialize the country. Every time you print more money people will obviously have more money in their hands and will as a result spend more.

The thing is that after sometime people realize that prices increase as well and will eventually stop spending. Not to mention that the Chinese government is insane when it comes to selective spending on certain economic sectors like house building. They have imported in 2012 more building materials than the US produced in the whole 20th century with the two world wars included, I mean WHAT THE FUCK.

This growth is artificial and stimulated by the communist government. Soon their economy will crash hard and the world will be dragged along with it.

>>140745179
I don't own the game so posting on the paradox forums might be a little awkward.

pls buy stellaris

>>140745190
Those people look white as fuck to me.

Being white isn't just looking pale as a corpse.

Which CK2 dlc are worth getting?

>>140745603
a lot of them are noticeably more indio than white, but on the whole they do look whiter than most latin americans

>>140745575
t. rump

I dont think he really knows all of this, does he? You seem knowledgeable, what would be the collateral effects on the U.S. if this crash happens?

>>140745653
>CK2
>dlc
>worth
>getting
>Which
>are

>>140745653
They're all available for free in the archive

>>140745927
can you express how their noticeable indioness factors into the shitholness of their country in measurable statistics?

>>140746070
are they all good though?

>>140745653
All of them except sunset invasion

>>140745575
t. peter schiff

>>140745927
I might be just shitposting but Chile's natives weren't this fierce warriors that opposed spaniards?, it might be indio blood but not a weakass pussy indian who got cucked/raped/killed out of existence.

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>>140746425
>teeth
Stopped reading

>>140745575
>The Chinese central bank has pursuited an aggressive and expansionist monetary policy of artificially devaluating the yuan
you mean exactly like the US is doing with quantitive easing, or what the EU is doing in order to "race" with the US to win the "weakest currency" prize? The American economy will crash before China's to be quite honest.

is there an easy way to westernize african nations?
are the educational reforms worth it?

Is there a mirror for CK2+ that works with 2.5.2 someone could spoonfeed me?

>>140746425
I don't know if this guy is /pol/: the political figure or just someone a bit more off into the right than usual that's painted as literally Hitler by a cucked "Trump is Mussolini XD" news anchor.

Care to truthpill me about him?

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>>140746425
>tfw even fucking BRAZIL gets at least one based politicion but not Canada

J U S T

>>140746142
Sunset Invasion is garbage, rest are either optional or decenet

>>140747127
t. weed pro

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>>140746425
>brutal dictatorship

>the world is going to be bad because brown people exist, I know because /pol/ told me. Unless we kill all brown people we're never going to get to space


Spicy meme

>>140747443
>

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>>140745935
Massive. China is currently buying most of the US debt nowdays. If they stop buying it the government will need to decrease spending, but since it probaly won't it will start printing money to pay for these expenses an monetary inflation bar hyperinflation will happen. So you might end up buying bread with bank notes like pic related. Plus the economy will obviously crash and drag the world along with them as the era of massive quatitative easing ends and central banks start to be resposible once again and countries stop getting debt they can't pay for.

>>140746890
t. Chang

Are you memeing or do you seriously think that the Chinese economy is sustainable?

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>>140745575
>The thing is that after sometime people realize that prices increase as well and will eventually stop spending.
This is fucking retarded, China has been devaluing the Yuan to maintain the same price levels, not to raise them beyond their current level. What's more, there is no reason for people to stop spending just because inflation occurs; if anything it would incentivize spending since people are smart enough to realize that any money saved would be devalued.

>This growth is artificial and stimulated by the communist government.
>China
>communist
They've not even called what they are working towards communism for over a decade, they refer to themselves and their ideal as the Confucian term "harmonious society".

>Soon their economy will crash hard and the world will be dragged along with it.
The growth is artificial, but I don't see how a bubble could really pop quite so disastrously when there's little to no debt involved. Their growth will undoubtedly slow in coming years, but a full-out recession is pretty much impossible. Even if it did happen, all they'd have to do is sell off their trillion or so US bonds to pump even more money into their economy.

What is the best late game army comp in Victoria 2?

>>140748524
All engineers

>>140748524
all planes

>>140748524
All irregulars

The chinese just need to encourage more bureocrats and build liquor factories desu, this should keep the brown people from destroying the world so we can achieve a aryan utopia in Mars.

>>140748524
_______________All memes________

reactionary rebels spawn in Germany :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9rvjdB-VRc

>>140748875
abhorrent

>>140748264
It's not sustainable, because it doesn't have to be yet. Millions of rural peasants are moving to the cities every single year, and the standard of living of the average chinaman (in terms of $) is skyrocketing. This mass migration will eventually stop and the GDP per capital will reach a certain level (perhaps comparable to some 1st world nations) and at that point you will see China's economy shift towards a more "sustainable" model.

>>140748524
>waging war in Victoria 2
Why? The military system is hot garbage

>>140748875
Thats fuckin retarded, the country is near collapsing and wants to spend the budget on military?, thats Chavez-tier.

>>140749236
t. free trade full citizenship atheism pacifist state capitalism

>>140748524
boats

lots of 'em

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>>140748458
>China has been devaluing the Yuan to maintain the same price levels
That is not the only cause, to be honest. They did that also to maintain the unreal levels of economic growth and exportation but unless you get a hyperinflation at this point it will not be possible to maintain this disastrous monetary policy without a deep economic crisis in the near future.

>What's more, there is no reason for people to stop spending just because inflation occurs
Now that's retarded. People obviously spen less when prices go up faster than their wages.

>hey've not even called what they are working towards communism for over a decade, they refer to themselves and their ideal as the Confucian term "harmonious society".
I'm not saying they are communist, I'm just saying the communist government made this mess. What should I call them then, quasi-communist neo-confucian politburo government?

>but I don't see how a bubble could really pop quite so disastrously
See pic related.

>>140749098
>GDP per capital
Where'd you study economics, mate? 4chanU?

Empire of Brazil best Brazil

>>140750021
t. GX

Argentina is better than Chile tho

Now Macri will make Argentina groß again

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>>140750021
This

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>>140749791
>le ghost cities meme
yes a much better plan is to just let 100 million peasants flood into your pre-existing cities, that would work much better. Many of the "ghost cities" do and have filled up, not all of them of course because yes mistakes are made but it is much better than the alternative.

>>140749975
>criticizing a one-letter mistake
go back to rebbit

>>140745190
>>140745927
>>>>>>/pol/

>>140749236
Can't you read and do basic math? The spending cuts are obviously larger than the military increase. It's like decreasing tax revenue by 20% and increase it at the same time by 3% you commie/libercuck retard.

>>140745575
>world will be dragged along with it.
the us will be fine

>>140750305
>hurrr lets just cut what had keep the niggers and poor people calm and spend it all on the army, that sure will make people happy
>durr lets sell national assests to foreign countries and buy more carriers/subs

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>this thread
>captcha: select popcorn

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>>140750191
>Many of the "ghost cities" do and have filled up

i live in china and they are 99% empty as fuck because the poor peoples don't have the job income to live there

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this is best Europe

>>140749687
>>140749784
You don't get it, education in this shithole essentialy mean "red brainwashing machine", I wouldn't be surprise if Alex is the common teacher who tries to brainwashing people into voting for the Worker's Party and is a complete SJW. Remember when he said the holocaust happened and refuses to add a Christian Palestine tag?
>>140749918
Volta pros seus degenerados do /luso/ seu vermêlhinho de bosta, aposto que só aprendeu a ler por causa do bolsa senpaiília

>>140750547
because you can conquer the world with paper currency right nigger?
my sides

>>140750576
Does someone have a world map like this?

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JUST

>>140750154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sO34KCktQ

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that feel when
>hoi4 will be casual shit

>no victoria 3

>stellaris = distant worlds casual copy, distant depth

I grew up in golden age of grand strategy games, but new generation doesn't know better.

I more and more know why Brazil is a shithole
>these """people""" are the educated ones
Also no wonder Brazilians diaspora is top tier, what sane person would want to live in that shit

>>140750834
Why the hell does Germany almost always conquer Lithuania?

>>140750813
no
>>140750923
Why do so many Brazilians like /gsg/s?

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>>140750923
>>140750554
>>140750154

:^)

>>140751106
>Brazilians diaspora is top tier

t. Hélder Ferreira Takashima

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>>140750547
You fucking retarded, you have no idea of the situation here. Our military has barely 300.000 for a country as huge as ours, our rifles are from the 80s, our fighters are from the 70s, we don't have native equipent, we don't have enough ammo to fight a regular war and so on. We need to increase the spending to like 5% of the GDP then the following year to 4,5% as soon as possible because Bolivia and Venezuala are starting to threaten to invade us if we impeach Dilma and make a manhunt against leftists (which will probaly happen.

And he will first sell the state companies to national businessmen, then when there are little to no buyers left he will start selling to the foreigner ones. He also said he will just change the gibemedats by making them temporary and basically force the people who have them to find a job.

Confirmed for not knowing shit about our future leader.

Are there any good anime mods for Vic 2?

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>>140749791
>People obviously spen less when prices go up faster than their wages.
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking there, but I still don't think Chinese can consume any less and still survive.

>I'm not saying they are communist, I'm just saying the communist government made this mess. What should I call them then, quasi-communist neo-confucian politburo government?
I'm saying that it's pretty important to realize what they've moved to a different economic system. If they were still maoists there wouldn't be corporations, and they'd be encouraging people to move out of the cities and make pig iron.

>See pic related.
How are ghost cities going to ruin China's economy? Many of them were built by state-owned corporations that are virtually incapable of becoming insolvent. If they're left abandoned, then whatever, they served the purpose of facilitating productive activity for a time which is all economic growth is concerned with anyway. I just think you're being a little hyperbolic here.

Monkeys pls fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN9C7ShPVQ8

>>140751371
>Bolivia and Venezuela capable of invading shit
>buying into that shit tier rethoric while they privatize everything

That jenken really fucked up your brain macaco.

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>Prague is Austria's capital now

>>140751654
all military drills are recovering organization

>>140751501
>and they'd be encouraging people to move out of the cities and make pig iron.
How retarded do you have to be to type something like this out? The point of Le Great Leap was to industrialize and catch China up with the rest of the world economically, and urbanization is a key factor in industrialization.

>>140751941
the Brazillian posts lad

>>140751941
Why should I care?

This? >>140751625

>>140751850
I thought it was impossible to conquer capitals without full annexation

JUST ONE MORE WEEK

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>>140752095
Germany has cores on Austria and the Sudetes. How they managed to get them without outright annexing Austria is a mystery to me

>>140752095
You can take regions regardless of capital status if they're a core of yours, not sure how Germany did that to Austria through

>>140752187
fuck Stellaris, I want hoi4
Johan better not fuck it up

>>140751850
>Germany doesn't control Franche-Comte
I'm pretty sure it's not HPM

>>140751990
Well would he?

WTF? I hate brazil now

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>>140751501
>How are ghost cities going to ruin China's economy?
Government build them and it needs to sell them to someone. No one is willing to buy them. The GDP still increases because construction is a positive variable in economic growth even if people don't buy anything. Sometime people in China will realize that and drag the entire production chain down with the construction sector to be hit. Then the entire economy follows along with the world because suddenly China is not able to export anymore and at the same time it doesn't want to buy commodities from other countries anymore as well.

>>140752279
Stellaris is there for us to kill a month until HoI4 mate.

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>when Italy beats you single-handed

>>140752259
>>140752237
In HPM you get cores on Austria-proper minus sudtirol plus sudetes if you ask Austria to form grobductland but they refuse annexation.

>>140752507
>When you are waiting a bad joke to end

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>vic 2 may not simulate economies well but its the best we got
Then whats this? An actual economy in a game thats as much a /gsg/ as pls buy.

>>140752507
GOAT hapbsburgiums t b h

>>140752507
>French Aosta
how

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>>140752542
I thought Austria couldn't have formed AH and could only have its cores for that to happen. They were AH up until a year or so ago

>>140752746
Patriot rebels probably

>>140752407
>Sometime people in China will realize that
>Sometime
m8 they already realized it that's why they buy foreign housing instead.

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>>140752746
They got really gross and annexed Flanders and Piemonte, then got BTFO by rebels IIRC

I still can't watch any of the Stellaris videos because of those disgusting faggot swedes and their ""jokes""""

>>140752650
That's because annexing a planet is not as appealing as colonizing Africa or invading Russia.

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N O I C E

>>140752989
wew lad

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post yfw your country has never lost a war

>mfw

>>140753001
Well what if Vic3 had trade routes. Sort of like HOI3 has with their ships, but en mass to simulate the economy. Pirating, weather, ect would bring quick price jumps.

>>140752989
this

and hoi4 looks ridiculously piss easy

POP-less Victoria 3 WHEN???

There is any HOI IV torrent?

Johan-less Paradox WHEN???

>>140753001
See >>140753328
Colonization is dogshit in Victoria and combat is worse.

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>>140753392
>POP-less

>>140753439
No torrent, but you have the beta leaked in the archive

>>140753392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>tfw playing all majors in HoI 3 again
>seeing how HoI 4 is going to fix all the flaws

just get released already!

>>140750576
>that Turkey
disgusting

please off yourself

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>>140753392
fuck you

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>grand-strategy
>dumb autists think the appeal is having the busiest fucking GUI and the largest spreadsheet
>not that it is essentially an RPG with RTS gameplay
Fuck off with Aurora and Distant Worlds

>>140753183
ayy lmao

>>140753798
t. ms. paint fag

>>140753798
Bad b8

>>140753798
t. aurora autiste

>Marry niece
>She's the only sister of the child Duke of Apulia
>Gives me an inbred girl
>dies of pneumonia a few months later

fuck la

>>140752328
>>140753849
Now that's the HPM historical accuracy I know!

>>140753328
>a post criticizing Vic 2 gets deleted
fucking wew janny what are you doing

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>>140744776
Okay /gsg/, how do we save Arumba before he goes full on Lanza?

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very multicultural

>>140753798
Stick to Victoria kiddo

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I fucking quit

playing EvW

what could have been lads ;_;

>>140754827
Historical Project Mod

>>140754827
>playing one of the worst gsg games I'm existence
Lad...

>>140754827
>grosssenussiums

>>140754381
Criticizing Vicky is shitposting. It's an established fact that it is the perfect game.

>>140754943
It's not like HPM could force the AI not to blob or anything
The mod and the game is a sandbox, anything can happen in the set limits

>>140753773
>>140753646
>>140753479
Whats so good about POPs? They are pretty poorly executed in Vic 2 and they are by no means the only way to do any kind of demographics simulator.

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>>140753558
>tfw I actually believed this

>>140755149
Any reply you get to this post will be a meme response.
including mine

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>>140753558
Sorry, i don't find this in the last 7 threads.

How to fix HPM: remove the conquest and acquire state CBs from the game

Anyone have that music pack that used to be in the archive? Had some decent german march stuff that I've lost apparently

Man o' War or Frigates lad I have no idea

>>140755435
t. Araucano*

>>140755149
>implying there is a better way to simulate demographics than by profession, religion and culture
I mean, POPs could always be more detailed and include non-voting, working and retirement ages.

>>140755647
all ironc-lads

>>140755614
t. League of Nations

>>140755814
playing as the Dutch, I want to invade Britain

>>140755772
There was literally nothing wrong with the League of Nations

>>140747094
He's been described as being affected by the 'trump effect', the true working, middle class is fed up with government lies.

also, bolsonaro is not against gays or blacks per se, but their "rights" as in privileges.

>>140755876
Every boat you can build, built it. Be smart and attack their transport and light ships first.

>people are actually autistic enough to play HOI3 without setting HQ's to ai control

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>>140755910
>literally nothing wrong
>No USA
>Being Italy's cuck-servants
>Didn't add Germany until 1926
etc.

>>140756291
t. HOI4 pro

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>playing as france
>not listening to KPN

>>140756291
the only reason I dislike DH is the military. it's chaos to manage larger armies

>>140756352
>disgusting 2d

>>140756291
The AI control makes no sense to me. Which is why I'm looking forward to HoI4 because it doesn't look retarded.

>>140756786
I really hate the sliders for the ic, so unintuitive

>>140756291
t. Space elevator sim player

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Rate

>>140757028
Partial AI control for that would've been great

Having to constantly adjust the supplies slider is a fucking pain in the ass

>>140753147
>Krakow
>in Bielsko
what le fuggg :DDDDD

>>140755149
this
>>140755670

It's the best society simulator i have ever seen and it's a shame that Paradox didn't implement similar mechanics in EuIV.

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pls buy stellaris

>>140758519
There's no need for Vic2 POPs system in EU4, just a population number like in EU3 and before are more than enough

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>escape Greece and the coming Ottoman shitstorm and to maintain my Crusader heritage
>not only do the Ottomans get crushed, their slaughterers PURSUE me to the New World

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If only my capital went this fast...
>51%
>normal is 3-4%
>7-10% without taxes

>>140758862
No, I want peasants and the agrarian economy simulated as accurately as possible.

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>>140757579
far too grobe

>>140758862
MEIOU and Taxes is planning on replacing development with population, but who knows how well that will be implemented. Even if they manage to implement it, it will probably slow the game down from the snail's crawl it already is with the mod to something more along the lines of plate tectonics.

>>140758905
>colonizing
>barely 1400s

>>140758862
>just a population number like in EU3 and before are more than enough
>implying it won't be cool to see the reformation spread like wildfire with the POP™ system

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I can't get into EU4 or CK2 but I've logged hundreds of hours into Victoria 2 and Hearts of Iron 2/3. Any idea how to make them enjoyable?

>>140759309
add pops

>>140759271
I'm not saying that religion should not be represented. Say, Lübeck, 18000 population, 13000 protestant, 4500 catholic, 500 jewish, whatever. But there's no need to show that they're 98% farmers with literally no changes in the entire game.

Holy shit, Arumba is out of his mind. He's mislisted his ebin japan game, it went 12 13 17.
https://youtu.be/UoJSnEEF3-o
https://youtu.be/YzA_L26lG4c


This lad is going to do something crazy. Screenshot this post.

>>140759612
arumba is going through a mid life crisis

>>140759264

I consoled 25 naval tech, the rest is bona-fide. Land spread is on 50 years and colonists are set to 200, other than that it's a perfectly fine ASB.

>>140759868
>mid life
Arumba is 31 right now. For this to be a midlife crisis that would require him to not kill himself in a week's time.

>>140759868
And it's hilarious to watch it happen

Does Vic2 3.03 include AHD built in?

>>140759612
What's that map-mod?

>>140759271
The population would literally be 99% farmers for most of the game.

>>140760013
close enough

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>>140760035
Appearances can be so deceiving.

>>140760007
>I cheated but otherwise it's legit bro
wew

>>140760061
Mishmashmadmod

>>140760296
average eufaggot

>>140760248
too soon

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Arumba crossed the wrong people, noone messes with johan.

>>140760248
me in the middle

>>140760248
I would blob on Arumbas wife 4 times, amrite lads?

>>140760205
>99% of the people in Venice, Russia, Prussia and Hispaniola were farmers

>>140760508
It all makes sense. It happened to ubik and now Arumba.

>>140760451
es·tranged
adjective
(of a person) no longer close or affectionate to someone; alienated.

Now it may be clear why I am on anti-depressants

>>140760732
what did he mean by this?

>>140760508
This.
Johan can't associate himself with alleged child beaters, he'll fucking destroy his life now.

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Anyone else love this meme?

HPM, do you think there's a way that the US can only declare war on Mexico for all of their cores to prevent this? Special CB or something?

>>140760732
She looks far too Jewish. I only go for Anglo women.

>>140760994
i pity you

>>140760898
Didn't something like that happened to the guy that was making Magna Mundi?

>>140760508
Memes aside, lads, is Johan based? I know Wiz is a wanker but I like to think Johan is still autistic at heart.

>>140760980
Nationalism and Imperialism would give them a CB for it afaik

>>140759309
for EU4, you have to become one with the memes. I say this every time asks and I use Lithuania -> Russia as an example (culture swap to russian when you get all the cores to form Russia).

As for CK2, the game is swing and miss for me. It's fun if I play with mods for a bit but I usually find myself meeting my goals pretty quickly and get bored. just switch characters often or something.

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>>140756613
Reminder that we also are the rightful claimants to the French Throne.

>>140750021
Reminder that the Monarchist movement is the strongest yet and growing very quickly. And not only on our Empire.

Also, RIP Pedro Luiz 1983-2009.

(The two first are childless brothers, the upper third is their youngest brother and the little guy below him is his son)

>>140760980
>wanting a special fix for a problem that fixes itself in 5 years
boo hoo

>>140761057
Yeah, Johan used the portuguese police to arrest ubik.

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>>140761053
Back to work, subhuman. It's almost tea time.

>>140761206
>4 emperors
>monkeys in charge of edgy alt right LARPing

>>140761353
t. inbreeding pro

>>140761518
>not knowing what a line of succession is

Is there a bigger meme than pagan reformations?

>>140761849
Yes, Sunset Invasion

How to convert 3.03 mods into 3.04?

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>>140761625
Then the other three are heirs, you fucking spic. Jesus Christ.
>the Western hemisphere in charge of monarchies

Is there a bigger meme than Thunder Dragon Empire?

>>140761849
t. catholicism pro

>>140761849
Yes, Abrahamic religions.

>>140761986
Yes, Berlin-Moscow Axis

Are Wiz and Podcat the same person>

>>140761978
Oh, seriously? I think you need some smacks in the head so you can learn to interpret a simple freaking image on an image board in the internet.

It's how they would be called when they eventually get back into power and take the Crown.

Now go find a gf.

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>>140761523
t. lying 1/6th irish 63/64th african "white" American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreeding_depression

>>140761978
They are pretenders, after the coup the heirs of Pedro split into the house of Petrópolis and Vassouras

>>140762171
inb4 differentiating between in and on

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LADS I ACTUALLY DID IT

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>>140762139
Yes

>>140761206
Keep dreaming, it will never happen

>>140762002
t.120% nordic american pagan

>>140762171
>Western hemisphere in charge of pretenders
The entire point is that they claim the position they would have in power. It should be "Emperor", "heir apparent" and then two princes.

Honestly either get monarchy right or keep your "incorruptible" republic.

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>>140758820
pls release stellaris

>>140762447
They don't.
Only two of them do.
It is the pic that is wrong, not them.

>>140762306
Then he should only recognise one line as legitimate. You can't be both a bonapartist and a bourbon at the same fucking time.

Jesus fuck, the western hemisphere should never have anything to do with monarchy. When Lizzy dies Canada will probably crown the Pope president or something.

>>140762594
I know this is the WRONG place to ask but.

I get Runtime errors randomly playing uninstall.exe

Anyone here get them if so have you fixed them? Should i just give up EUIV now the DLC was average anyways

>>140762387
Now I need to watch the hoi4 vid

>>140762912
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqYPFCJhM0

>>140762447
Seriously?

>>140762306
The Petropolis branch is not legitimate as they gave up their claims a long time ago. Also, they defend the Republic.

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>>140756291
God forbid you ever try something like flight simulators. Fucking simpletons.

>>140763073
thanks, saved me 17 minutes of the whole thing
god damn it they speak broken English, if they are going to preview it in English hire someone who can speak it decently

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Nice encirclement there, SGF.

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>>140763334
>posting on reddit
>getting banned on reddit
>whining about getting banned on reddit
>telling others to stop being cucks

>>140763652
but he was literally being a cuck

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White Status: Confirmed

>>140763548
Lad, I beg you to post map.

>>140763713
>he was literally being a cuck
>banned from participating in /r/paradoxplaza
>not /r/crusaderkings
Just shut the fuck up and know your place, redditshitter.

>>140763713
No, what you don't understand is that all nu-male reddit cucks are beyond saving,

So, anyone else hyped for Stellaris?

tfw no stellaris or hoi4 leak

;_;

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>>140764018
No

>>140763936
Careful with that edge.

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>>140764018
>>140764061

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HPMLad, can you fix the Gran Colombia and the United Provinces decision to make it wipe the cores of the nation forming it? I can't imagine anything more retarded than someone adding a wargoal to release Colombia from Gran Colombia.

>>140763652
>>140763936
Really loving this "nuuuuuuu!!!! xDxD leave my safe space alone shidlawds xD guise pls" meme, lads.

>>140764394
quality post

>>140764391
>partido socialista

>>140764367
this

>>140764391
I hope someone DOW you and release them from the socialist hell.

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>>140763850
Pay in mind that this was from an imported EU4 save. Augsburg annexed Austria during EU4, beat up Chekoslovakia, who was the emperor, and are about to be groß

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>>140764529
>>140764713
Partido Liberal has Lazy-Fair, so of course I prefer the Socialists, even if they are Anti-Military.

I got the Malvinas, and a crisis popped up between Germaniums and me for Kameroon. I wondered why the UK backed me when we have -200 relations and immediately saw why.

Willy must be so happy

What's the point of vickymod?

>>140765004
what is russia's population

>>140763797
Show map lad, also how did much did you had to fight to get those shitty islands?

http://imgur.com/a/FzHDT

>>140765212
>not supporting Rob
What's the point of you?

>>140765701
appearances can be so deceiving.

>>140765583
Dont click, its a virus.

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>>140765221
No idea, they became a Republic around 1850 though.

>>140765365
It's just your typical South America, I got all my cores, even Acre and didn't blob in RGdS.

I had to win 3 battles against ~200k brits in Africa which gave me 50 battle warscore. I got the Malvinas, blobbed in Malta to have a cozy little mediterranean base (with a level 5 naval base) and returned Guyana to Venezuela, so around 11 warscore.


Pic related is a bug that allows me to have a huge fleet with almost zero maintenance, I wonder why..

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>mfw savescumming on ironman

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>>140764921
Oh lawdy, it happened.

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>>140766265
>mfw playing paradox games at all

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I'm trying to make grand campaign as Portuguese Sultanate. How to make CK2 to EU4 conversion game not be shit since it lacks cores and cultures which means Europe will inevitably end up as 2 big blobs?

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>>140765947
Nice budget, faggot.

>>140764108
as long as you buy


pls

>>140766448
Paying for the equipment of 100 top-notch brigades is not cheap lad. Ask the 200k brits I had to kill to get the Malvinas back

VERY unimportant poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106315

>>140766778
raping women would be nice but I'd rather sail the seas desu

>>140766778
>dorner of empire

>>140766965
>dyslexics in charge of navigating auto correct

>>140766778
:(

>>140767059
Whassa matter lad?

>>140766778
>not found

So, the whole state mechanic kind of breaks the trade company mechanic eh? AI never makes them anymore. Which means everyone westernizes like they used to before they put that shit in.

Also, the only use for them now is if you want a merchant. making shit a state then converting it's religion is just straight up better then trade company.

>>140766778
think is rape is abhorrent desu

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"lol Sebastian just fell down a hill at the beach"

>>140767852
t. Arumba

Is vickymod a PDM without the shitty mechanics?

>>140768552
yes

>>140768552
no

>>140768552
maybe

>>140768552
i don't know

>>140768552
can you repeat the question?

>>140766371
What do you play instead?

>>140768552
you're not the boss of me now

>>140768552
I have no stance on the matter

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>women were more peaceful and gentle in the 1930s unlike those harpies today

>>140769424
t. cherrypicking pro

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This is on the very hard difficulty with half the empires getting better starts then me by thrice the population.

Anyway the diplomacy in this game is whack. If youre strong, people want to piss you off more, instead of groveling to you hoing you wont eat them.

I had 2 empires encroach on my mining territory and then have the audaccity to say that Im the one in their area. The one took over an untra rare resource planet by colonizing it when i clearly had a mine. If they werent protectorates and I didnt already have a second that would have been war.

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>>140769537
>, instead of groveling to you hoing you wont eat them.

>>140770113
what, you think that a small country shouldnt hope that large ones wont notice them and find something they like within their lands? I could easily take on the galaxy right now and win, minus the living machines, who could do that against everyone at any point in the game and win.

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>>140769537
Meanwhile in Stellaris, AI may request to be your vassal.

>>140768552
>pdm
>shitty mechanics
hey there rob

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>>140770520
>my /gsg/

Is /r/victoria2 better than /r/paradoxplaza?

>>140771073
/r/eu4 is better than both

>>140771073
/r/brasil is way better desu

>>140770852
wew

>>140771210
>s
I thought the "Brazilians have taken over /gsg/" was just a meme..

>>140771210
>not /r/sãobernardodocampo
go fuck youreself

>>140771390
t. rob

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>>140771404
Not a meme if it's true :^)

No, please, not hueposting again

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This is now an Alex Grandi thread.

>>140771868
>monkeys with guns
>army

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>>140771868
São Paulo BTFO

>>140771868
me on the middle

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>>140760248

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Rate this

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>>140771868

>>140772545
Did HPM integrate that guys border changes and the changes to the Megali Idea?

>>140754425
What's happening with him? I saw someone saying something about Johan, but what exactly happened?

>>140773442
He got divorced and is now threatening suicide.

>>140773496
Source? I believe you, just want more info.

>>140773612
Look up his twitter

>>140773686
thanks for filling me in

>>140773818
The suicide thing is just s meme, kind of. He's on some heavy anti depressants, horse tranquilliser tier. He tweeted a picture of his family smiling along with the caption "Appearances can be so deceiving." And also the definition of estranged. (Likely meaning he's separated from his wife?)

See this video, his speech is slow and slurred.
https://youtu.be/KJpF5KqEk80


I don't know how it will end but it's not at all good.

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>>140771728

What do I do to annex Egypt as Ottomemes in HPM? I want to make sure I don't get irreversibly memed on.

>>140774692
Invade them and annex them...?

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>>140771728
Why not?

>>140772419
>>140774810

»140774810
Yes. You have. We all noticed but just because you haven't gotten any (You)s doesn't mean you need to ask if people have seen your content.

Y'know, I actually liked your meme and meant to compliment it, but now I know you're as sad as Aroomba himself.

>>140774826
t. eu4 player

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>>140774935
appearances can be so deceiving

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>Brazil
>Being good at anything

>>140774481
>we're gonna have a pint
i hope this isn't one of those medications you're supposed to not mix with alcohol

also, >japan seems to be popular for some reason
fucking reddit weebs

>>140775104
Legitimately keked at that tbqh

>>140775061
No literally you can just claim all of your cores in the first war and invade them again during the Scramble and/or inherit them from sphereing.