/utg/ - Undertale General

Reminder: Muffet is a murderer and a cannibal and you should not lust after her.

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yeah i'd kiss a goat, so what?

Undertale is a Paper Mario ripoff

>>140737118
Slaughter all red-eyed goats

>>140737198
Seven vaginas.

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worship

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nth for the big flower.

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Don't forget to claim your goat before its too late /utg/

pic related is already mine though so you'll have to get your own

>>140737254
They're similar, you autist

>>140737220
Zoophilia is outlawed
not that I wouldn't want his tongue down my throat

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nth for robot husband

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Canon Sans body pillow!

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reminder that smolgoat >>>>> edgegoat

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>>140729363

xth for flowey

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Science Pals!

>>140737275
So just Chara and Toriel then?
>>140737467
reminder that Flower >>>>>>>literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Small goat = edge goat

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POST RARE GOTEFRISKS

>>140737198
I only want to kiss and carress her feet

>>140737467
Agreed but what >>140737525
said

also, there should be a bigger powergap between literal shit and small goat

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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

>>140736919
I assure you I had no romantic feelings towards a BULLY (grumble), ...until now.
>>140736949
I already kinda knew that. Your scenarios are sometimes too intricate and silly to be taken as actual hate.
>>140736968
Are you feeling it now?

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>>140737254
new meme

i hate myself and want to die

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>you will never enter a loving relationship with him
>you will never live your life with him as each other's one and only
>you will never slowly grow more attached to the overwhelming emotions you feel when you see his blissful smile
>you will never do whatever it takes to make him happy
>your approaches will never slowly get more lewd
>you will never become his personal concubine, eager to fulfill whatever desire he has
>you will never get to watch as he reels in ecstasy again and again, taking both a physical pleasure in your work and an emotional one in seeing him revel in your commitment to him
>you will never be rewarded for your devout worship by being his for all eternity

Hurts. Hurts as bad as this raging headache. someone please put me out of my misery

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>>140737535
Humantale!

>>140737525
toriel's not *that* much better then the smol goat come on

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>>140737535
VERY RARE

>>140737473
Ah am puttin ya in ma buckit

>>140737473
Gotta keep that fish moisturized.

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>>140737643
Humantale!

>>140737661
actually, toriel would be small goat >>> edge goat >>>>>>>>>>>^10 goatmom

>>140737637
Fuck you faggot, you don't get to like the edgegoat.

No asrielle poster does.

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>>140737643
>Humantale

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>>140737535
Got the source for that goatfrisk, anon?

>>140737634
>.until now.

So does that mean there is a chance?

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>>140737467
Oh he's cute and lovable and all but he doesn't make me shiver in subby lust and desire in the night from just thinking about his musk like his edge form does.

>>140737958
>from just thinking about his musk

god, I know that feel

>>140737439
He wouldn't even go through the trouble of getting a note. Just write it directly on there.

>>140737637
>you will never have this with anyone ever
Maybe I could massage your temple a bit

>>140737473
HNNNNGH I wanna adopt that fish

>>140737875
A one in a million, but yes. There is a chance.

>>140737637
>making up a fetishistic seme from 8-year old's deviantart OC with no personality

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Whew...
Just made it in time for the new thread.

Good evening /ugt/!
How's everyone doing? I hope that today's was a great day for each and every one of you and that you managed to do everything you wanted.

Now - who want's to grab a drink and spend a comfy night robotposting?

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>>140737856
LEAVE
LEAVE
PLEASE GO AND NEVER COME BACK.

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Gooooooddddd afternoon', /utg/!

I hope you're all having an absolutely wonderful day today and that you're all doing your best to make the final day of your week count.

I love you all and I hope you have a fantastic last half of your day

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>>140737535

>>140738109
CUTE

>>140737715
Got the source?

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>>140737856
Here's your customary (you).

>>140737637
>you will never ever bully him when he tries to be dominant because he's actually a dorky 8-year old

lmao

>>140738226
Alright. Wish I had known the weather would be so good.
And it's already night.

>>140737832
Now now anon. Let's be diplomatic about this. If Asrielle posters want to stop being terrible and become better people we should let them, right?

>>140737637
Hnng. Yeah headaches are a giant bitch. Take some painkillers man.

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Fresh mom here

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>>140738168
Meee
I'm in one of those moods where everything is annoying.
I could use a drink but all I have are my roommate's cheap frozen cocktails.

>>140738168
>>140738226
Hellooo, robot and spider posters.
I have achieved absolutely nothing all day! And there is still plenty of time for things to get worse! Love you guys

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>>140738226
you are the biggest sweetheart. i love you.

>>140738416
No? Asrielle posters want to slap tits and a vagina on a boy, and then have the fucking nerve to pretend they dream about his smile.

I legitimately want them to fuck off forever, their sins can never be washed off.

>>140737715
That is what I imagine when you people post "thic" not that weird balloon stuff.

>>140737832
Me? Asrielle poster? Not yet at least.
>>140738059
Or you could bludgeon me to death and give me the real release I crave
>>140738160
You know it. Musk, tongue, licorice. The whole OC package.
>>140738375
Gently bully him into being equals in your healthy relationship? I like the way you think
>>140738416
I've already taken more ibuprofen then I should have

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>>140738437
not sure if its fresh, but still nice

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>>140738460
hey, you dont have to achieve something every day. you can chill with us anon. im here for you.

>>140738330
http://goodmorningfrisk.tumblr.com/

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>>140738168
I wouldn't mind but I'm going to be heading to bed in about half an hour. Thankfully I have evening shift tomorrow.

>>140738232
Now that's a goteFrisk I've never actually seen before! Impressive!

>>140738774
I read that as "goodmorningfrick" and I flashbacked to "good morning /utg/"

>>140738842
faster

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>>140738232
>>140738331
oh shit
this would be bad

>gotefrisk gets to surface
>kills one human
>entire armed forces needed to put them down

>>140738706
Yeah, just hoping I can maybe do something about my sleeping problems tonight so I can make it to lectures tomorrow, but, uh, that's getting a little too bloggy for my tastes so I won't rant!
How are you tonight?

>>140738614
>Not yet at least.

Oh, so you're not the "HEY GUYS I WROTE THE FIRST ASRIELLE STORY" faggot I thought you were?

My mistake!

fuck OFF

>>140738552
Calm down bro.

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>>140738852
Good morning /utg/

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>AU where you genocide the edgy underfell versions of monsters

>>140739174
I'm calm as long as they're not around

>>140738560
Yeah.
I don't mind if girls have some meat on them like they do in that pic, but thicc has just ended up being "lets attach water balloons to body parts!"

>>140738614
Hmm if you've taken a lot of medicine and you still have a headache then I don't know what to tell you. I'm really sensitive to drugs so 400mg is usually enough for me and I don't take them easily. 800mg is usually enough to numb pretty much any pain but I've only ever taken it when I've had work done on my teeth.

>>140737858
ye
http://cyzarinefredek.tumblr.com/post/143088208861/a-little-goat-frisk-3

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>>140738380
That's good, timezones are a sad thing.
I'm glad your day was well though.
>>140738460
Hey, you have plenty of time to achieve things, you don't always have to take monumental steps, improvement is a slow process.
>>140738474
I love you too anon, and thank you.

>>140739042
You must have me pegged for another, anon. I have never written any sort of asrielle stuff. I am indeed some other faggot with a lust for the goat(s).
OFF is a good game from what I've heard, don't bash it so unnecessarily
>>140739363
I imagine it will just take time. thanks for the kind insight anon.

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>>140738962
>Humans wouldn't know about SOULs and monsters.
>By the time the forces are mustered, goatFrisk is a 7 SOULed god, influenced by their new best friend.

>>140739464
All bow to Goat Frisk, new God Emperor of humanity.

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>>140739260
>AU where all the monsters but the skelebros go through heat cycles

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>>140739027
im great, to be honest. my napstablook shirt came in yesterday and im wearing it now. i hope you feel better bro.

>>140739448
I do have you pegged for someone else.

Not the first time this has happened.

resume worshipping

>>140739042
That's crocodiletears

>>140737198
But she was just trying to unite the warring spider clans.

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>>140738375
Not sure if you've seen this one but here, have another

>>140739745
goat legs!

>>140738962
More like the one forest ranger with RESET powers the government pays to kill edgy monsters causing ruckus

>>140737439
unf

>>140739432
spideranon a CUTE!

>Asgore hiring Alphys as the royal scientist
>Becoming quick friends, especially after her quick advancement for technology for the entire underground
>They get very close very fast
>Alphys invites him over for dinner
>Makes an appealing dinner and invites him over for the night
>Watching a movie
>He's so lonely
>She's so lonely
>They can't help themselves
>In each others' pants faster than product placement in an Adam Sandler movie
>Emotional rutting on the couch
>Both get close
>Asgore gives a final few thrusts, sending both of them off the edge
>"Oh, Toriel!"
>"U-Undyne!"
>Both of them freeze, intense blushes on their faces
>Asgore pulls out, stammering to apologize
>Alphys can't believe what just happened
>Asgore puts his clothes back on, and leaves
>Alphys sits on her couch and turns on the TV, watching whatever anime is on at the time

>>140739375
Oh, they drew that Toriel with thigh high socks

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>>140739375
Oh, he did Asriel too and I've never seen it here before I think. I've seen the goatmom though so it must've been posted at some point I guess.

>>140739934
fake doogle?

>>140737198
I don't lust after her. It is strictly platonic love.
>>140739726
>warring

>>140739464
>>140739554
depending on how long they were underground, "the power of a god" to monsters might just mean that they could break the barrier

>>140739934
i was into this up until that
dont bully the lonely goat/lizard

>>140739934
This is canon. Alphys has a crush on Asgore and Asgore likes thick lizard pussy.

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>>140738168
>ugt...
God damn it...

>>140738453
Well - it's better than nothing.

>>140738460
Love you too.

>>140738226
>I hope you have a fantastic last half of your day
Oh I will, darling. Cheers.

>>140738842
In that case - take care. I don't want to keep you up whole night.

>>140739624
>my napstablook shirt
Can we check it out somewhere?

Any Korean can translate one edgy comic where Papyrus has soul cancer?

>>140739624
What image of Naps did you use on the shirt?

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>>140740013
no

>>140740052
It was just a joke I thought up as I was writing the Alphyne lewd

>>140740109
yeah

>>140740035
Asriel could erase timelines

>>140739934
And that is how hairy lizards were created.

>>140740303
Is your hair poofy? Can I touch it?

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>tfw you lift so hard your arms go into full rigor mortis mode

was a good lift anyway

>>140740507
It's curly and soft, and depending on the day it can be pretty poofy
I guess, go ahead

>>140740495
>hairy lizards

unf?

>>140740217
It feels like I got soul cancer too.

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>>140729042

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http://a-d-h-demon.tumblr.com/post/143641759834/fanon-vs-canon
How accurate is this /utg/?

>>140740478
>tall Chara will never ride you

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>>140739934
>In each others' pants faster than product placement in an Adam Sandler movie
?

>>140740478
>5'7"
>tall

>>140740801
>tfw tall Chara will never penetrate you

>>140720197

I'll do my take on this later, I need to work on other stuff now, sadly


>>140740717

that's really cute pal

>>140740717
blasphemer!

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>>140739915
I didn't even do anything
>>140738168
I'm doing fine.
What about you?
>>140740717
Thanks Pumpkin
>Filename
I laughed

>>140740886
must mean tall compared to frisk.

>>140740735
>Chara apologism
it's shit

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>>140740135
its here https://www.teepublic. com/show/381396-undertale-napstablook
pic related: me wearing it.
i wouldnt have bought it but the official undertale merch doesnt have any variety. i cant believe toby has the gall to not allow ANYONE to make shirts while only offering like 3 of them.

>>140741154
oh no

>>140740894
Is there a way to have both at the same time?

>>140741154
Okay, that is a funny shirt and even not too obviously Undertale, if you don't know who that ghost is. I would settle for one with just the text or Napsta too.

>>140740735
>fanon sans: badass time traveling punny sex god with an ecto dick
Don't forget "wimpy uke-chan who's constantly getting raped in the ecto pussy and loves it".

>>140740860
Pretty damn quick

>>140740735
>Canon Chara
>made a mister dad guy sweater for asgore, has a heart locket with a picture of them and asriel inside, fell down mt. ebott to die, killed themself to attempt to break the barrier and only is stabby murder if you /choose that path/

Yeah, let's ignore that whole "wanted to kill every single fucking villager using the joint body and power of Asriel" bit, that's really just inconvenient.

The rest is fine.

>>140741154
I was thinking of getting something similar, maybe with just the text

Cute though

>>140741303
That's Underswap Sans, not UT Sans.

>>140741267
yeah, thats why i picked it. its great if you get the reference, and even if you don't, its funny/cute

i still felt a little shy when i wore it in public.

>>140740735
Looks pretty accurate to me

>>140741389
Happens a lot to Underfell and "canon" Sans too, especially in Korean fanart.

>>140741109
If Chara is going to be apologized or pardoned, it should be through community service* to prove their usefulness.

*suicide mission(s)
I also hold nothing against Chara.

>>140741154
london

>>140741430
Understandable. You never know what kind of people might approach you about it.

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>>140741583
>Chara goes on a suicide mission
>Frisk just resets it anyway
Your punishments are hindered by the worlds nicest child who is also a time travelling demi god.

>>140741353
>Asriel hinted that they must've had a very good reason to hate humanity after climbing an infamously dangerous mountain.
>tries to take the souls by force after it was made clear that negotiation was off the table
yeah no

>>140741154
Blook is good taste all around so I'd say you're good.

>>140740582
>When the lift so good your arms fucking rot right off

I know anon.

>>140741685
Ebott
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>>140741510
Did you make this?
Are you making fun of me?

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Remember how gay this gote is.

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>>140741353
not to mention Chara literally said they were a demon and the feeling you get when you gain execution points by killing monsters

>>140741353
do you honestly think that a 12 year old kid would honest-to-god know the full weight of death?
that they would think that the souls of humans they had never met before could ever possibly match up to the freedom of the monsters that took them in and loved them, possibly for the first time in their life?

>>140741882
Look at the filename. I just got it from e621

I AM making fun of you though

>>140741967
Gosh, you sure to like to repost my cool date picture alot. Maybe I should draw another Pap and Rei pic

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>>140741724
i had a cute mcdonalds cashier say "i love your shirt"... i just said thanks because im a mess
>>140741685
nah, im a frenchie canadienne
>>140741823
you have good opinions

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Cute goat

>>140742036
But they are a demon if you get to that point, not that they always were one.

>>140742118
I don't actually save many pictures. And yes, I love how this Asriel is drawn.

>>140742036
I think they're going with Chara by the end of TP.

>>140742118
Do it, they're cute as fuck together.

>>140742063
Oh, okay.

Meanie.

>>140742036
>What is lying about something to seem intimidating

>>140742119
Would embarass me too.

>>140742054
>SHE WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD GETTING HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK SHE WENT TO CHURCH EVERY DAY LOOKIN FOR MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMS

>>140741779
It's not punishment, Chara was the best fit for such an operation. Besides, she would've made it out alive and well anyway, 'cause she is just that good.

>>140742118
Do it, it's a cute picture. Also your Papyrus lewds are hot

>>140741510
C'mon Muffet. I can give you donation for the cause but you should never put a price on yourself. You're above that. You're priceless.

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>boot old PC
>find several music projects that sound pretty good
>all abandoned long ago and I can no longer find the inspiration to finish them
I'm never going to make it.
This is why I have stopped trying.

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>>140742165
he is pretty cute

>>140742213
Sorry, I didn't want to hurt you. Please forgive me.

>>140741791
>negotiation was off the table

Monsters sealed away for untold years and the first one to arrive is holding a dead child in its hands. Negotiations were never even considered and with good reason on part of the villagers.

>>140742054
I would think said 12 year old would reconsider selective murder for freedom over indiscriminate mass killing, when they know their crybaby brother who loves them to shreds is along the ride to experience every second of it.

>>140742178
Who says the weren't a demon before? A human demon, sure, but we don't know anything about them before the Underground.
They just fell down there like a fallen angel and ruined everyone's life.

>>140742358
good, welcome to the club

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>>140740997
Oh I'm just great.

>>140741154
That's so cute! I kind of want undertale themed t-shirt myself but official merch looks way too cluttered for me.
I would go for a very "minimalist" Mtt shirt. Maybe I should design one myself and just print it out somewhere...
Also:
>i cant believe toby has the gall to not allow ANYONE to make shirts
Yeah - that's especially weird considering that he allows other people for selling entire albums of undertale covers.

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If your favorite Undertale character was transformed into a shota or a loli, would you still fuck them? (If your favorite character is already one, they transform into an even younger one.)

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I want to do/have someone do terrible things(at me).

>>140742376
Don't worry, anon. You did not hurt me. This is /utg/, after all. People make fun of each other all the time because we love each other.
Thanks for sharing the image.
1500G is nothing considering minimum wage is like 10k an hour.

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>>140739554
Considering 7 souls were needed to be able to counter a seal made by 7 magicians, wouldn't there just need to be like 7 (or more) magicians to counter them?

plus, I'd imagine if magic was real, there'd be at least one magical combat MOS.

>>140742569
No.When they grow up, I'll ask.

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>>140742569
No

>>140742586
how terrible we talking?

>>140742557
Toby gets contacted and authorizes those albums to be sold.

>>140742569
No.

I'm not against loli but I don't want her to be one.

>>140742557
There were some MTT jackets on Twitter that I'd pay a lot for.
I don't think the artist is making them available though, at least not outside Japan.

>>140742660
To a monster a gun is magic.
Checkmate, 7 soul scum.

>>140742447
>selective murder for freedom
aye, that's what i was trying to say. didn't phrase it right
it just mystifies me how many people forget chara was literally a child.
how many people in this thread, right now, understand the weight of death? what it means to take a life? not just being told about it, but actually understanding it.
not many, i'm sure. i'm definitely not one of them and i never want to be

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>>140742557
yeah, i dont really want to display my power level too much. i guess for a subtle mtt shirt you could probably have him saying "lets have a heart to heart" or "happy breaktime"... or something similar? i dunno, im not good at this.

and yeah, the whole shirt thing is kinda weird. i guess he doesnt want the thing with that one homestuck shirt (you know the one) being worn by every unpleasant person ever.

>>140742640
My response was exaggerated for comedic effect. I never thought I had hurt you.

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>>140742569
yes

>>140742846
>1 Army Ranger vs entire monster population
.
.
.
>monsters now extinct

>>140742951
DO NOT

>>140742890
>anecdotal evidence = i'm right
Charafags.

>>140742557
How about a design with just the buttons of his box form?

>>140742510
Chara's OC is a demon, just like how Asriel's is the Absolute God of Hyperdeath.
Chara's just a lot less of a show off than Asriel is.

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Hello everyone, Utggs here!

Now before everyone gets their hopes up or anything, let me say that I'm not returning. This isn't about that.

I just thought it would be nice to return for an evening and do some requests!
So I don't know how much I'll be able to draw, it kind of depends on how everything goes. So as always, sorry in advance if I couldn't do yours!

Again, this IS NOT a return, just a one time thing.

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>>140742569
No. I already feel bad enough.

>>140742569
>implying I would fuck my favorite character in the first place already
You should love your favorite because of who they are, not what's in their pants.

>>140742920
What if did hurt me, though?
Meanie.

>>140740735
> CANON CHARA: made a mister dad guy sweater for asgore, has a heart locket with a picture of them and asriel inside, fell down mt. ebott to die, killed themself to attempt to break the barrier and only is stabby murder if you /choose that path/
Literally none of that is canon except the stabby murder bit lmao

Also pretty telling that's the first entry on the list.

> FANON TORIEL: seductive mom
Fanon Toriel is peak mom, actually to the detriment of the rest of her character, and even Soriel artwork depicts her as cute more than sexy.

> FANON ASRIEL: cinnamon roll
> CANON ASRIEL: sinnamon roll who /looks/ like a cinnamon roll
Furry porn aside, Asriel is pretty accurately depicted most of the time. Most of the fandom just wants him to be happy and have friends, which is nice.

> FANON UNDYNE: VIOLENCE ANIME ALPHYS
Also frequently depicted being friends with Papyrus, Gerson, and Asgore
> CANON UNDYNE: taught papyrus how to cook, is a good friend, when frisk befriends her she can't kill them
Papyrus is an awful cook thanks to her, the last two sentences basically say the same thing. Wow, what a concise and accurate summary of her character.

There's also a lot of fanon bullshit the post doesn't touch on.

Basically it's garbage.

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>>140741154
And here I thought I was talking to cute boys. Everything I know about the internet is a lie! First the multiple Undyne lesbians then actanon and now this.

>MFW everyone in this general is actually a grill and the rest are just pretending.

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>>140742753
I'm not telling to not be judged. Okay I will because I'm drunk and not a woman. Just some minor violence for satisfaction.
I already got to the inevitable conclusion that I get what I want by doing those things to myself. That'll work even if it doesn't help.

>>140743080
Frisk taking an angry tiny Omega shopping

>>140743080
Mettaton EX sleeping on top of a bed's covers, curled up like a puppy

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>>140742369
yep

>>140743080
Asgore and Flowey shopping at a gardening store

>>140743080
Awesome, thank you so very much.
Chara, Asriel, and Frisk going stargazing together.

>>140743080
Chara surrounded by lots of empty chocolate wrappers.

>>140743080
flowey

>>140743179
That's not even terrible, you don't need to be a drunk woman to get that out desu

>>140743040
Do not be gentle?

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>>140743080
hey utggs. i've heard a lot of good about you, pretty cool to finally meet you.

requesting omega flowey marrying frisk.

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>>140738962
oh shi

>>140743119
So you'd fuck someone for what they have in their pants instead of who they are?
Glad to know you're not worth loving.

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I got to go to bed.

Post Sleepy shotagote

Why is Undertale overrated shit?

>>140743080
Muffet dressed like a bride.
Frisk as the groom.

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Greetings anon! Well, it's the mother of all storms and I narrowly avoided getting caught in a flash flood, so I think today has, overall, been fairly bad. However, I can spend the rest of the day playing the most diplomatically unstable game of Civ 5 ever whilst talking to you cuties! I love you!

>>140742054
>do you honestly think that a 12 year old kid would honest-to-god know the full weight of death?
I had a much harder time dealing with one of my grandparents dying when I was a preschooler than as an adult.

Death is always painful, but as a child it felt insurmountable.

>>140743080
edgy/God of Hyperdeath equivalent gotefrisk

>>140743072
How did Chara become a demon in the first place? Did Frisk's determination infect them as they fell on their corpse?

>>140743080
Oh it's nice to see you again.
Maybe kid Undyne fighting against Flowey the kindergarten bully?

>>140741732
Dadfags don't really get triggered as much nowadays, you're better off going for Muffetfags or Asrielfags at this point.

>>140742890
Honestly, if it were just about getting the seven souls to break the barrier, that's fine. Moving on to "kill everyone" is already really-really bad, but considering Chara's age and whatever previous life they had, kinda-sorta acceptable, if still very wrong.

Recognizing the split control and expressing the want for indiscriminate murder, taunting the villagers with their own dead body AND dragging Asriel into that whole affair, that is so far over the line it almost loops around.

>>140742358
I've actually once woken up to my own screaming. If I remember correctly a dog bit me in the hand fiercely in the dream.

Hey, ain't nothing bad in accepting your own limitations. If you truly want to make it then you'll start practicing again but you can still lead a good life even if you don't break through with artistic skill. I actually enjoy normal work more because it separates the things I truly enjoy so nicely from routine daily life.

>>140743292
It would be pretty terrible to be violent against others for your own satisfaction but I guess you're right if it's just self harm.

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>>140743080
shotagote in a dress
>>140743330

>>140743326
Not "instead". Who they are is still important, as is what's in their pants, obviously.

In the case of only loving someone, they carry a miniature Knott M. Portant in their pocket.

>>140743394
Another "DUUDDEE WHAT IF TRADITIONAL VIDEO GAME MECHANICS ARE BAD WHEN PUT INTO THIS CONTEXT" game except Hotline Miami actually did it well.

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>>140743172
im sorry. uhhh... i like you anon please dont dislike me because im a grill
please

>>140743614
Oh, I thought you just meant masochism. Sadism is pretty terrible I guess.

But there's a whole lot of masochists out there and not enough sadists to deal with them, so it's not really so terrible.

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>>140740582
good on you all. we're all going to make it one day

>>140743172
>there are grills here who fetishise you
scary

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>>140743460
Heya anon. Glad you didn't die.
Civ 5 is a good choice to pass the time. What faction you playing as?

>>140743703
>Implying we aren't so gay here girls are the new boys

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>>140743394

>>140743460
How do you keep getting into these situations?
Please don't die like the other anon.

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>>140743330
kek

>>140743423
What is this shit.
I never gave Frisk my approval.

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>>140743596
It just seems like artistic skills and physical training are the only thing I'm good at but I never took it seriously in the first place because I wanted to get a real job instead. But I can't study and I hate myself for that because I want to be better than that, a loser dropout "artist".

>>140743460
>charaposter plays Civ V
It gets better and better

>>140743172
>implying that wasn't a cute boy

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>>140742774
I thought so, but then why not making this sort of deal for t-shirts or other merch?

>>140742840
Can I get his/her twitter account?

>>140742910
I thought about a shirt with two pink, diagonal lines meeting in the middle (representing the edge of his pink chest-plate thingy) and few dots on the right side.

>i guess he doesnt want the thing with that one homestuck shirt (you know the one) being worn by every unpleasant person ever.
To be honest - I don't know anything about Homestuck.

>>140744005
>he wouldn't let Frisk marry his kid
What the fuck?

>>140744102
What does this even mean

>>140744131
A thick cute boy

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>>140729035

>>140744069
I'm a loser dropout who wants to be an artist instead of getting a "real job", but I don't actually enjoy art.

At least you're not me ;-;

>>140744145
>he would let his kid marry a slut who flirts with everyone
The marriage wouldn't last and you know it.

>>140744206
It means prime husbando material

>>140743690
but Hotline Miami is overrated shit too desu

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>>140744143
you are the most fortunate person living then.

its this. every disgusting person in high school had this shirt.

also, thats a good idea. (see, im not good at ideas.)

>>140744268
OR here, thank you so much, that's great.

>>140744268
>Flowey plays some nice PS3 games
OF operating things that are too big for him will never not be funny.

>>140743460
>tfw you will never wrap up in blankets with this anon and watch them play Civ 5 and listen to the rain outside.

>>140743080
Hey Uttgs!

You left at some point? I just assume that when a drawfag doesn't do many requests anymore they might still be around but just doing other things now. I feel It's dumb to burn bridges behind you and act like you're leaving forever because maybe you'll want to visit once in a while like you're doing right now.

What are you drawing nowadays other than UT art?

>>140744482
too big...? you mean too small?

>>140744428
That is awful. I am glad Homestuck was never popular in my country.

>>140744571
He said so on his blog. Everyone talked about it.

>>140744268
damn that's cute, thanks petite

>>140744636
I meant to say "that he is too big for" but that way around works too.

Tail so thick?

>>140744268
adorable, I love it!!

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Fish, anyone?

>>140744878
Fish steak

>>140743690
This. Hotline Miami criticizes pointless violence without being preachy about it.

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>>140744878
reps for the fish lady?

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>>140743814
I'm glad I didn't die as well. But seriously holy shit this storm is loud, at least 3 trees have fell.
I'm playing as Poland, Immortal Difficulty with 20 AIs on a Large map. It's chaotic to say the least.
>>140744102
Wut
>>140743941
Fate just seems to conspire against me sometimes. I'll be fine, I promise.
>>140744561
You are too sweet anon!

>>140744878
does she have a fishdick

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>>140744878
fish booty

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Don't worry I'm reading all the requests, just deciding which one to do first since there's a lot. I'll only do a few but I have a lot of choice it seems!

>>140744571
It was a hiatus, and at first I just made a post about it on my blog only, but someone posted it in the thread at that moment, and I posted there to clear things up. So it's not so much burning bridges as I didn't want to give people the idea I was still active in the threads.

Also I'm just busy with doing some deadlined stuff and commissions etc.

>>140745059
It means I want to hug you and play Civ V okay shut up I love you

Sans asking Alphys or Undyne is she likes fish sticks

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>>140744878
Oh, is it time for fish?

>>140745110
That's fair enough.
Do you think you'd return to be a bit more active were Toby to actually release an update and the threads got a bit busier again?

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Kid just got put down for nini

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>>140745323
mm fish

>>140743080
Muffet in a marching band outfit pls.

>>140745324
Toby will never make an update. We are in permanent hiatus hell.

>>140745178
kind of cute

Alphys' hips

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is it that time

But Chara did nothing outright evil when they were human. The theme of Undertale is redemption too so it makes no sense to write anyone as wholly evil. Hell, even they are disgusted if you do a fenocide run more than once.

>>140745459
Cutefish is illusive

>>140745221
Obscure reference time! I was reminded of this exchange, but form where?
>"Hey Xavier, you like fish sticks?"
>"Uh, yeah."
>"D-Do you like to *heh* put them in your mouth?"
>"Actually, I like to stick them between my armpits, warms me up in the winter."
>"Oh... Well, your GAY! Hahaha!"

>>140745529
Alphys' armpits

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>>140745459
yes, this is fish

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>>140743460
You live in the mid-east/southeast? I think I'm about to get what passed through your area now. Thunderstorm watches being issued here

>>140743703
I don't dislike you anon. I'm more surprised because I've been taught that only guys really visit 4chan and pretty much the internet in general. At least the sites I'm interested in. I'm surprised there are so many. I would've expected one or maybe two at the most.

Oh yeah Uttgs is a grill too. Might as well add her to the list. Isn't pumpkin a grill too?

>>140743884
Ok this made me laugh a bit.

>>140744131
That's hot.

>>140745324

we just got hunterxhunter'd bro, if something toby will comeback with that shitty app and a comic and that's the end of undertale

>>140745529
Alphys's self-harm scars

>>140744143
>Can I get his/her twitter account?
I'd love to link it but I can't find it. I thought I saved pictures, at least, but I can't find those either.

>>140745529
Alphys' cellulite

>>140745680
>even they are disgusted if you do a fenocide run more than once.

They're just puzzled by your decision. Genocide is always a dead end after all, thanks to Flowey.

>did nothing outright evil when they were human

Look, I like Chara and everything, but you're not being serious, right?

>chara diddu nuffins are back

>>140745848
In a poll it was determined one third of posters on 4chan are female. An independent study that I can't remember even said it's half of all posters (though the percentage probably differs from board to board. /cgl/ for example is mostly female)

>>140746059
>implying they left
the dindus are always here, ready to spout bullshit headcanons

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Requesting this image but with Chara instead of Alphys

>>140745951
>>140745680
It's because doing Genocide after Genocide rounts counter to their true plans.
To get to the surface.

>>140745717
Undyne's too, and their mutual interest in them

>>140744283
Just start listening to or following something you see the types you'd like to be follow until you start to appreciate it. If I had no arts to appreciate in life I'd truly not know how I'd manage, but even though it's enjoyable it's not like it's actually deep no matter how much nuance you stuff in there.
It will always be nothing more than your technical skill(which anyone can gain with experience) + your taste/idea/preference(which can be built by consuming more) mixed together but hey, if people like that, why not? Most things we do are pure madness anyways, might as well try to have fun and impress a few people as you're at it if you can.

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>>140745178
I'll do it anon!
You know what, I'll do you one better!
I'll kissu you and play Civ 5!
>>140745726
SouthEast, in WV. Good luck with the storm, it's brutal.

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>>140744645
>>140744428
It's not my style, but i can't see how this is "awful".
But then again - maybe that's a good thing...

>>140745879
Ah - don't worry about it, darling.

>>140745726
You in the south?

>he gets mad at anti-character bait

Why do you do this? Why can't you just smugly smirk to yourself and before moving on like the rest of us?

ah anon, quick question who is your anon waifu/husbando and what would you do with them if you had a day together

>>140746365
But whose are smellier

>>140744069
You don't have to really like studying to be able to do a job later. You just need to power through it.

I enjoyed the electrician career school as an adult because it focused on the profession itself and the things needed for it and it didn't have any homework. The Fridays were usually free too so that was a bonus and it was a pretty guaranteed job. I never much cared for studying otherwise either and I hate bringing work home.

There were actually a few people similar to your case in the class too. People ranging from early 20's to early 30's who were cooks or musicians by earlier profession but wanted to do something they considered real work. They're all employed too now. Seem to be doing well.

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>>140745848
yeah, its kind of an old meme that stuck around. i spend most of my free time on 4chan. youd be surprised at how many females are on this site, to be honest.
>>140744131
you got me
>>140744207
this made me smile
ive always thought i was kinda rectangle shaped, haha

>>140745717
Would you corner her after a long coding session

>>140746484
Chara anon and I already said it here: >>140744561

>>140746484
quick question why the fuck do you keep asking this.

>>140746465
unfortunately

>>140746479
That's impossible, anon.

>>140746441
the shirt design isnt bad. ive just come to associate it with whiny teenagers who think theyre the centre of the world.

>>140746409
A-Anon oh gosh i don't know if I can handle this

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>>140742557
That's good.

>>140746479
who?

>>140746670
same

>>140746484
I'll tell you after bump limit

What lewd edgegoat fantasy should I imagine?

>>140746484
I make up lies that I like some anons from time to time here but really I just enjoy their content a bit at best and I try to make them feel uncomfortable at worst because I don't like them. I can't be arsed to pester anyone for long though.

>>140747014
edgegoat being killed brutally

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>>140746198
Okay

>>140744428
I'm kinda glad I don't know anything about Homestuck. I'm surprised to hear that what I think is a webcomic, was so popular people were actually wearing shirts about it.

>>140747014
Edgegoat swallowing you whole then humming as he slowly rubs his belly as you digest inside him

>>140747014
He traps you, starts cutting off pieces of you and forces you to watch as he eats them one by one.
I'd kill to die like this.

>>140746465
ayy
which state?

>>140746670
libruls/yanks-in-disguise pls leave

Muffet and fishfags are basically the only two sects left that aren't replete with cancer.

>>140747075
>>140747232
>>140747265
I don't know why I asked

>>140747265
Piece by piece?

>>140747014
Sniff balls

>>140747232
Unchewed food doesn't really digest.

>>140747165
yeah. its done now so hopefully it dies soon, like harry potter fans

>>140747312
>fishfags and muffetfags
>not replete with cancer
Anon...

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>>140747082

>>140747280
Texas.

>>140747447
just a matter of time desu

>>140747312
As a Muffetfag, I appreciate the comment, but I'm sure the vast majority are still good as well. It is only a few people who shit things up.