/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

Fuck Dylan.

First for First

Guys I can't seem to connect to the server
It's just a blank screen and I don't think I'm banned or anything

I want Intigracy to fill me with liters of his semen

A deal's a deal anon

Now you have to suck my proboscis

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2512&p=11045

>>140729468
Meet me in dorms this round 12:15

Custom poster printer when?

>>140729468
wanna ERP?

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Lets get this shit started
>Mai Pai
>3 days

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>>140722841
Currently rewriting parts of the medical system, it's excessively unstable right now and the original code isn't exactly readable. Next after that is power and other relevant engineering things, then interface - the current UI broke several versions ago and I haven't bothered fixing it because it's going to be redone from scratch either way.

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>>140729736
>Uses hand teleporter to space an officer in crit that's being treated
>Attempts to space another officer, only fails because they had the nuke disk on them
>Justifies it with "I hate female security players"
>24 hour ban

I'm legitimately mad about this one

>>140729426
>Getting filled with Intigracy's bountiful sperm until your tummy bulges

>>140730061
>and then your tummy bulges even more as he gives you several pairs of twins

>>140729736
>>140730041
Make a ban request thread m8

One time I was upset that a guy only got a 3 day ban and I appealed it up to perma

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>>140729415
Make sure you're using Byond Beta

>>140730296
I've just made a request, I don't want to seem hungry for ban valids

>>140730041
Long bans past a couple days just provoked evader behavior. It's better to give multiple short bans and a final ya done fucked up perma.

>>140729523
have ban valids gone too far?

>>140729523
> SolariousGabriella
All dis projection. Just ban SolariousGabriella instead

>>140731123(You)
>>140731289(You)

Oh would you look at that, it appears you used two posts instead of one, next time please keep your posts to a 1 post minimum to prevent us reaching the bumpcap too quickly.

>>140729523
[00:45:28]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@297,242,1) Ghost: I've been burnt out on this game for over a year, and im forced to be antag so much so I just bomb and call it good
[00:46:15]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@305,242,1) Ghost: Pseudo im also not angry anymore, I understand what you were trying to do
[00:46:19]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@305,242,1) Ghost: Im just in a pissy mood today
[00:47:05]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@304,242,1) Ghost: I should have stopped playing ages ago I dont enjoy this game
[00:49:30]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@317,248,1) Ghost: I looked in the logs and it is still signing me up for traitor even though its disabled
[00:49:38]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@317,248,1) Ghost: I wonder what could fix this without outright asking for an antag ban
this was like a week ago and he often complains about the game fucking his prefences up

>>140731545
Post In thread mein friend

>Added Stationary Assembler MMIs - SAMMIs

>>140731532
Nah, it's another person. Go ahead and think whatever doesn't rattle your hugbox.

>>140731545
I've ran into problems where I disable my antag prefs, and it keeps having errors setting up lobby, as it keeps trying to draft me during traitor/double agents.

He's got a similar problem, it seems.

>>140730139
>You will never give feel Inti's children growing inside you
Why live

>>140730041
Female sec are valid

>>140732105
>you will never hear the doctor declare that this must be a world record in pregnancy

>>140732160
Valid for Inti's THICC Cock

>>140732105
Pump yourself full of cumlube then cram in all the gelatin eggs you can.

>>140731545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ownZDWNIRs
POSTING GOAT SMITHS SONG

>want to code all these new features and memes
>want to map fresh spess adventures for flexible bussing
>Tfw wagecuck
>Tfw no fukkin free time
>Tfw got books to read too
>tfw when I am in the mode for spess I'm in the mood to play it not code for it
>Tfw shit at coding anyways

>>140732407
Don't memecode you sack of shit.

>>140732509
SPACE MARINES
CASTLEVANIA
NON MEME MAPS
METAL GEAR RATION MADE FROM MEDICAL NANITES AND WHEAT
ORKS
NECRON
NECROMORPHS

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Top ten sluttiest players.
And the top ten sluttiest Admins.

>It's a Shitter tries to get a good player banned for no fucking reason episode

>>140732605
Me

Me

>>140732582
OR MAYBE MEDICAL NANITES AND A PACK OF CIGARETTES

>>140732582
>nanobots
>memecode

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All praise gear-sie

>>140732582
We already have necromorphs.

I still think carshalash did nothing wrong

>>140732605
do you think inti likes them slutty?
i just want to please him

>>140732841
is this in game?

on a side note, whatever happened to that space colonization server?

JUSTICE FOR NEVILL

HE DINDU NUFFIN

HE A GOOD BOY, HE JUST BORED WITH THE GAME, ASSISTANTS AREN'T A REAL JOB

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEEEEEAAAVVEEEEE NEVILL ALONE

>>140732929
No, I think it's someone's pet project that never took off.

And I've never even heard of such a server.

>>140732841
>0 moving gears
I'd rather praise the cult2 mommi sprite

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>>140732929
Sadly no

>>140733008
there is literally nothing wrong with suiciding at round start

prove me wrong

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do you remember that time the madmen actually did it?

that was a nice time

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Hey you know what map the server needs

>>140733254
>All that fucking fighting with sec
>We fucking borgs had to finish it
>You still got bagged cause you wouldn't FUCK OFF like we told you to.
No, no it wasn't

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>>140733254
lol

>>140733204
Suiciding because you didn't get antag is a good way to get antag disabled.

Having players show up and quit immediately because they didn't get an antag roll devalues the game and if its habitual it is punished.

>>140733254
It only took several ruined rounds of singuloose experimentation while people tried to figure out how to make multiple singulos work

>>140733371
>big box of spiders in the middle
For what purpose

>>140733461
[duny intensifies]

>>140733418
>actually responding to a "there is literally nothing wrong with x, prove me wrong" b8post

>>140733435
No, we did it in one round, almost exactly to plan too.

>>140733389
Wouldn't have been possible without the borgs from the start honestly, too much time had to be spent dragging crates from cargo to engineering.
Thank engineering borgs, the best borgs.

>>140733371
Why the fuck is there a box of spiders
Why is there a fucking non-centered pathway through some sand to a little wooden wall with fuckall on it

>>140733418
i suicide when i don't get antag because i don't feel like validhunting today, and that's literally all you can do when you aren't antag, probeabroab

>>140733254
Oh yeah, we never got to put any actual rad collectors on there.
Good fun anyway.

>>140733612
<3

>>140733371
Maps I think are cool:

>The one in an asteroid
I think Hippie uses this one. I really like the sec department on this one, but I don't know much about the rest
>Nova(?)
The mutlilevel one that Bay has. I really want to play on this one but don't know how to try it. Does Bay have a rotation?
>The latest Goon cogmap
Belt hell neat as hell

>>140733461
>>140733748
There's no vents too

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>>140733371
I know exactly the map this server needs

>>140734136
We need /tiny/.

If there were two guys on a space station and one killed the other with a toolbox would that be fucked up or what

>>140733371
Please don't tell me this pile of garbage is actually a serb somewhere.

>canisters instead of gas miners
>tiny medbay with no body scanners
>cramped hallways

Would not play.

>>140734386
RULES OF NATURE!

>>140734431
iirc it's supposed to be terrible because's lore is it's a vox base so it's all shit

that mine area in the bottom is full of spiders that kill everyone

>>140734431
Gas miners are fucking cancer. Gas management doesn't matter anymore

>>140733371
You should be the retard who made this station because everything about it is awful

le intrigracy dick
le cervix tickling

d-do i fit in yet??

>>140734105
THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHY THERE'S A ROOM FULL OF SPIDERS
ON A SPACE STATION

>>140734136
How do all the stations get power if they're separated? Are they all connected by wires or have separate engines?

>>140734737
Let's see if you fit in me!

>>140734386
So, if there were two guys on a space station, and one of them chloraled and reassigned his gender using genetics because Centcomm wants those two to create a nursery school for good and loyal NanoTrasen employees, would that be pretty hot or what?

>>140734907
Mary sue jokes aside I've had shifts like this
>Have to play engineering, md, cook and sec

>>140734830
Special portable SMES.
However they are so small that the solars provided do all the job.
Includes a singularity and AME.

>>140734830
>>140735154
>tfw floating through space with the rcl and quick-wiring the stations together
Nothing better

Most people don't know it because the RCL is kinda clunky to use, but the RCL is the only way to wire a space tile without any tiles put down. It's great for stuff like this.

>>140735556
don't believe his lies, the RCL runs out of wire before you reach the other station.

>>140735697
This is true but you can pause by throwing down rods to make a lattice and give you time to pause and refill. It takes good timing of course to know when you're about to run out

>>140735412
>Comdom being shitcurity
>Doesn't even have his cap armor and a riot shield
Public service fampais

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>>140735697

>>140735697
Can he pull an electric toolbox and refill on the go?

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sammis were a mistake

>>140736250
>>140735697
>he doesn't carry a toolbelt with 7 cable coils in it and a spare in his alt hand as he goes
get good at middlemouse clicking nerds

>>140733371
That thing next to the ice cream dispenser, is it a snack dispenser or something?
CHEF COMPLETELY USELESS NOW

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i hope you memers like bad things

I've been getting Connection Failed all day.
What do I do?

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>>140736759
>middlemouse
>using hotkeys

What a nigger

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>>140737069

>>140736672
What up?

>>140736759
I hate having a ton of cables in my belt. It just bugs me so bad

>>140737168
Upgrade to byondbeta. Join the 60fps meme drean

>adding features with no documentation

b-ban
ban bans
ban ban
ban
..ban?
B-BAN.

BAN THEM ALL
B-BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
BAAAAANNNN

BAN?
Ban
..b-ban

Uh

Un-unban
UNBAN THEM ALL
UNBAN THE BAN
UNBAN UNBAN UNBAN

t. mrpain666

>>140737364
If you had a legitimate issue you'd take it up on the forum instead of being a whiny shitposting cunt who got blown the fuck out when he was being a shitter.

>>140737304
Is this supposed to be Nar'Sie?

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>>140737304

>>140737032
Ice cream already has nutriment, chef is already useless. Thanks goof.

>>140737316
I always like to have extra cables in my belt unless CE belt because there are so many good choices

>>140737478
don't worry I'll make a deadmin request soon

t. the notorious ban valid seeker

>>140737478
MrPain bans anyone he can for any reason that he can. It's happened to people that weren't shitters, and that's why there are shitposters.

Dumb fucking cunt.

>>140737069
>NarNar
>goo

>some bitch that must be from TG given the edge

Zero out of fucking ten

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>>140737556
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!

>>140737628
t. meinshaft64 Low account age. Blew the fuck out of chemistry and science with water/potas bombs, logged out during questioning, appeal if you can decide not to be a retard griffin mrpain666

>>140736672
The what now?

>>140737668
I only recognize bananium and phazon in that image

What's the highest pop we've had recently?
70?
Highpop ministation for testing W H E N?

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>>140729207
I'm just gonna take this here knife and cut out all my teeth

t. nuklear

Post your favourite song :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrVTabRBQ1c

>>140737069
>>140737304
>>140737517
I like the design of Shadowling Ascendants but holy fuck is this cringy

>>140738001
>everyone forgets to change to help intent
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>140737668
w8evr u say pal

>>140738127
oh it was an ascendant, that explains a lot
terrible

FREE SAMMIS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Apparently engie-borgs are scrabs

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>>140738451
>green hair
>purple beard

What is this faggotry

>>140738610
George Mellons, memelos

>>140738610
George Melons is my role model when it comes to style shut up.

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>>140738451
>that nose
I just wonder who could be behind this

>>140738451
Why is most ss13 fanart mostly waifufaggotry, 3 year old drawings (which are usually the best) or edgy tumblr tier shit?

>>140738610
Kill yourself newfaggot

>>140738850
>George Melons will never handle you with rough hands and griff you in bed

Why even live?

>>140738850
Because most of current SS13 is mostly waifufaggotry, oldfags crying or retarded /bay/bies.

>>140738850
You might ask why there is such as thing as "fashion souls" in a game with pretty limited "fashion"

The truth is that any game in which you can customize your character will inevitably become an outlet of creative expression. All humans are driven by evolution to have a subconscious desire to create (even if they have no talent for it). The natural extension of these ideas if to export the created characters from a limited medium (in-game, limited customization options) to unlimited medium (drawn - it can be anything).

>>140738451
I want to fuck that robot.

>>140738184
That's how riots break out
The stations too small for antag hung
It becomes space china
And it's fucking glorious both as sec and as civvie
Bring back Highpop taxi

When will space pods be fixed?

When we will finally be able to build PANZER PODS?

When will we get weapons for pods other than a shitty taser? I wish I could code.

>>140738850
Because nobody but reddit is making new content, and those who do are the already pointed out waifufucks.

>>140739346
I want to fuck you.

>>140738451
>not picking Basic
plen as heck buddie

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>>140736130
>Under not over

>>140739584
Kill it with fire.

>>140739584
I'd fuck it.

>>140739612
>on the holder
>Not sitting on the toilet tank so you can mummy hand it

>>140739349
You can add lasers to them, don't remember how though

>>140739657
Does putting space drugs in your water flower and spraying it on slipped people make them high as fuck

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>>140738850
Because 3-5 years ago people didn't treat the game like Secondlife For Toasters and you didn't have twenty fucking reddit servers that cater to lonely aspies.

REMOVE SAMMI

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>mfw I need a super computer to play ss13 now because of goonchat

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SAMMI
WORLD
ARMY

>sec
>chasing the ling
>it hides on a locker
>open the locker and try to stun it with the baton
>accidentally put the baton in the locker and the ling does some bullshit that one shots me them hides on the mining roid with my body

BRING BACK MOPSTAR

>>140739957
not worth it, the pod can outrun it's laser fire so you will simply shoot yourself.

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>SaMMIs get removed after one round
Nice

>>140740247
>SaMMI 'Sammy' was the best WOOP WOOPing buddy cop I could ever have

They're wonderful
If it could tase people and watch my back, it'd be perfect.

>>140740454
>SaMMIs are added
>bunch of bugs, lack of uses, monkeys rush robotics and science and break in to test the new feature
>woah why were they removed?

What happened that round?

>>140739516
Do you have a penis

>>140739736
I thought I was the only one who did that

SaMMIs won't be reintroducted until all bugs related to them have been fixed by their author.

So probably never, based on how impatient he gets just waiting for a PR to be merged at all.

>Be miner
>Do my job and bring materials for science
>Find a polar star and give it to Kazuhira miller the HoS because a head should have a good weapon
>Eventually get fucked by a goliath
>Get cloned and head for shuttle
>Walk into shuttle bridge and buckle in because I want some quiet time
>HoS is there and I ask him how he died
>He tells me to take off my helmet
>I do and he straight up executes me

I even gave you a gun Miller and this is the thanks I get? Murder without cause? ;_;

>>140740540
No

PLEASE DON'T REMOVE SAMMI'S ABILITY TO DRINK

I want to have customers in the bar for once

>>140740398
>Absorb and replace you
>Router kills itself and comes back
>Return dead in a bag

We were all mad at that round

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>>140740545
You're home brother. Mummy handing is the most comfy way to do it

> Assistant breaks into the SME room
> Says he wants to help
> I'm almost done anyway, can't do any harm
> Later hear him yell about how he's hurt because he entered the SME room
> Assume he just means he went in the room without mesons and is tripping out, dude is obviously new
> No, he fucking entered the containment chamber, the absolute madman
> Insists to be let in again, humor him, vent the chamber so it doesn't spill, turn off the engine
> As soon as he enters the chamber he starts screaming in pain, nearly touches the shard and gets massive burns all over his body
> Says he regrets his decision


Also, I managed to make a completely new frequency with a bit of tcomms fuckery, but for some reason, it was impossible to build new tcomms machine, so I had to piggyback that new frequency on the service server. Anybody knows why as soon as a new tcomms machine gets built, it shuts down immediately ? Using a multitool on them doesn't open any useful menu.

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>>140740537
Sammis

>>140740609
We need some race or something that needs alcohol to live like dionaes need light, so alcohol would stop being so fucking useless

>>140740597
Pls be in Portland

Or london

>>140740773
SPACE DWARVES

>>140740584
WETWORKS
E
T
W
O
R
K
S

>>140729523
What a fucking retard. "Waifu" players should be removed.

>>140740826
Not even close :3

"http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2512"

Time to make a long post in the thread because it's not like I can in the forum thread anymore :^)

It might seem like I was grudging Nevill or whatever, I disagree with the reason being that I was grudging Yahir and Nevill inherently because I was only requesting one ban, not two. I couldn't care less who it was, it annoys me to see suicides players like 25 minutes into a round, eventually it starts adding up and I keep seeing one person afk or dead in an obvious suicide. I take my request to the forums because it's not something you can exactly ahelp.

In the forums it's mostly Yahir speaking, I have no problems with him but he makes it seem like I've just got a grudge against him and his friend. I don't, I think Yahir's a good player and Nevill is well as he put it, bored with the game. I feel I have to respond even though we end up barely discussing the actual thread by the end of it, I probably dig my own grave and make it seem like I do have a legit bias against them with how much I responded. I do have a problem with being unable to stop responding in an argument.

I made a request against a player with friends, those friends immediately spoke up and allowed me to have the thread derailed. It turned into a fucking mess and I can understand the admins closing the thread.

No admin even attempted to respond to the actual topic though, complete silence there, I imagine I'd have a better time of it here. Probe would probably see it at least.


I'm not a ban valid seeking madman, I just want a fun ss13 game, seeing people obviously hate the game just annoys me because negativity breeds negativity, if such a popular player hates the game how long until more act like that?

I'll just keep my head out of the rules for a while, I'm obviously a fucking retard when it comes to the forums.

>>140740737
>there is no way to obtain a destination tagger if lost

someone should fix that

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>>140740773
>joe internals
Y'all niggas need jazz

>RD you're not allowed to make guns without a permit!
>Meanwhile I'm planning my personally Armory
Does sec generally forget that Mechanic can make guns too?

Also speaking of sec, Johny Sangre was a huge shitter
>I'm going to put a stun baton on the floor so if someone picks it up I can tase and cuff them
All I was going to do is remove the battery and recycle the baton.

I generally don't like rounds with 5+ security guards, they're essentially greyshits with easy access to tasers.

>>140740531
>monkeys rush robotics and science and break in to test the new features
That's fucking EVERYTHING of interest that gets added though
The same shit happened with nanites/nanomachines if I remember correctly
>>140740737
>sammis can enter vents
These are legit issues to take it down

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What's a sammi?

>>140741015
Damn

>>140740826
Go away deadpoo

>>140740826
Not that person but England isn't that far away

>>140741008
I really don't play a waifu character, I guess you've never seen me play.

You're entitled to your opinion I guess, not all female static namers are complete trash, it's just the ones that are are more memorable than their male counter-parts

>>140741182
There's always wordsex, right?

>>140741209
Make me

>>140741159
A mommi without KEEPER that can't move.

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>>140741363
>A mommi without KEEPER
That doesn't strike me as a good idea

What happened to that guy who wrote all the smut every round? His most famous work got a female static player to change character Cora the explorer

>>140741216
Going to England costs money that I don't have. I'd rather buy a computer that can run my Korean grinding sim that I'm in love with again than fly to bongland.

>>140741336
I could be your girlfriend for tonight deadpoo~

>>140741008
>RRRRREEEEEEEEE DEY PWAY GUWWWLLSS DEY SHUD BE BANDED

>>140741620
what korean grinding sim

>>140741565
Pomf made it so every time he said dirty words he would gib

>>140741565
Damien Debris I believe

I didn't change character, I just took a break for a while

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>>140741752
kek

>>140741738
Tera. The lolis are fuckin annoying anymore but I like the PvE content and the combat now.

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>>140741556
It was definitely fun but maybe not permanently fun. More like insane.

>>140741929
>PvE
So orgies, huh?

>>140741929
>The lolis are fuckin annoying
You don't happen to be of the homosexual kind?

>>140740737
Oh wow thats a lot of issues. Also sorry for pestering you with every minor thing that happened on the vox outpost but noone came to trade and I was bored. I even made a buffet in hopes of attracting a customer.

>>140741993
Bo, the endgame dungeons. PVP would work better for that joke.

I do play on the RP server, although nobody actually roleplays anymore outside of a major guild taking over a gull in a starting zone and ERPing all day.

I feel I should note that I have never joined them.

>>140742212
Sure you haven't.

>>140741734
chill out

>Xevonix has an obvious dislike of Morena
>Going so far as to shittalk her often in deadchat for no reason
>Makes a ban request against her
>Nobody calls him out for it
>She recieves a perma
>SolariousGabriella makes a ban request against Sordine
>People say they are meta-grudging and doing it for banvalids
>Thread closed with no discussion

The admin is the same for both stories, why do you think they ended so differently?

I'll spell it out for you M E T A C L U B

>>140729620
when you make fucking feature request

>>140742080
No. Brawlers are hard hehehehehehe to play because they got ASS FUH DAYS and their armour shows massive underboob.

Just that lolis are getting annoying to deal with. My main is one, I would race change her but I've had that character since literally beta.

>>140742397
Sawbones and Nevill were asleep when the Morena ban thread was going on, I think Sawbones was against it.

>>140742397
eh, its probably the fact that solarious ban requested such a small thing and xevonix got killed by a nonantag
But morenas ban was lifted so I dont see what you are getting at

>>140742579
So the secret is to learn the metaclub's sleep cycle and post when they're out cold?

Will keep in mind for the future.

>>140742397
This senpai.

>buttbuddies getting up in arms when someone wants them to be punished for being shitters like suiciding because the other isn't playing
>one of them has gone on some autistic crusade that got people banned despite having no proof at all

>>140741145
>The same shit happened with nanites/nanomachines if I remember correctly
Not exactly, the first round they were in, elim did an event wherein the station invented the nanobots for the first time.
Can't remember who did it, but they got credited with the discovery.
It would have ended in cyber horror mayhem but at the time cyber horrors were pretty weak.

>>140742685
>killed by nonantag
>harass people round after round until they get fed up and attack you to make you leave them alone
>"AHELP ehehehehehehheeheehe *clasping validhunter hands*

>>140742685
The Morena thread stayed on topic and didn't deviate. The Sordine thread was immediately taken over by his obvious metabuddies.

I am annoyed at that fact.

>>140742729
That annoyed me too, Xevonix acts as if Solarious was seeking banvalids, yet his is known for the exact same thing. Infact his log posts are always extremely autistically organized, sometimes so long they require two forum posts

Wiki is down. I wanted to show my friend who wants to get into the game the basics page

>>140742960
hi solarious

>>140742989
Rough shit but it's right here.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

>>140742397
If they werent well known statics they'd have been rule 0d already. And sordine already had a few permas lifted. Same for sawbones

>>140743047
hi yahir

>>140743171
This is obvious, there isn't a metaclub, I think people that believe there is one are just paranoid. But there is an inherent bias towards many well known statics that gives them admin immunity.

>>140743047
Hello Xevonix

>>140743336
Hi dedpoo!

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>>140741125
Follow space law and don't be an asshat

>>140743404
whats up pomf
>>140743336
hey intigracy
>>140743047
hows it going sawbones

>>140743497
hey sj, shouldn't you be asleep?

>>140743435
Post the rest shitcurity comic panels please

Nevill and Yahir need a ban, goddammit
It's so obvious that they metabuddy

>>140743171
Morena is hardly a well known static namer, they played for like a month.

>>140743672
>Anytime you see them they are always together
One of these days I am going to antag hunt one of them and see if the other immediately finds me.

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>When a MoMMI rolls up to you in Cargo, orders stuff on the console, interrupting whatever you were doing , sometimes even sending back the shuttle when it's still full

By Aurx - 23:58, 26 April 2014 (CDT)
MoMMIs using the cargo console and ordering things when there's cargo staff is considered to be interfering with the cargo staff. For the sake of letting them have fun, MoMMIs MAY print a requisition and leave it on the desk.
OOC: Aurx: 'Cargo Staff' just means anybody working cargo, be they cargo tech, quartermaster, or random fuck in the room with access.

Don't do this, please don't do this p l s don't do this

>>140743672
THEN COLLECT EVIDENCE INSTEAD OF POSTING IN THE THREAD

COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IN THE THREAD IS JUST SHITTING UP THE THREAD

I WANT POSTS ABOUT SS13, NOT POSTS ABOUT "THE METABUDDY DUO TOTALLY ARE METABUDDYING, WHY AREN'T THEY BANNED YET"

>>140743672
Make a request.

It won't get you anywhere, look what happened to Solarious, a well respected and top tier player whom I am not.

>>140743705
She was well known, she was shitposted about more than anybody for a good while.

>>140743497
I miss Velard.

>>140744009
He's still around, anon

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>>140743672
u cant ban me lmao i am the meatclub i habe al the admin in my poket and im comin 2 metagame ur boibussi xD

post songs you listen to whilst searching logs to get Yahir/Nevill banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

>>140743816
That's when you wack it once with something to make it fuck off

>>140743875
>She was well known, she was shitposted about more than anybody for a good while.

>she

Also, it was because HE did it
HE shitposted about himself

>>140744062
YEAH BUT HE DOESNT VISIT SPESS ANYMORE AND ITS NOT THE SAME

>People actually think SolariousGabriella's ban request against Sordine has any merit

>>140741091
Like people said in the thread, what do you want them to do? Ban people for being negative?

RULE X: Everyone is forced to be positive. Anything seemingly negative or sad will be removed immediately.

>>140743816
I never do this, always leave a receipt and if anything I check the shuttle before sending it.

However as much as I put the destination on the required mailing location my requests always end either dead on cargo, sent along whatever else and lost forever, or resent to centcomm.

>>140743816
Uh yeah, you can handle reading your lawset right?

>>140744235
It's been done before.

People have been banned to make them take a break when they obviously couldn't enjoy the game anymore/for their own well being.

>>140744398
Like who? All of the people who's bans said "take a break" have either intentionally broken a rule, or have requested it themselves. In the end it is their choice of whether or not to take a break.

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>>140743816
Sending it back when full is an instant trip to the school of hard tiling. Inconsiderate spider niggers.

>>140744398
>its been done before
Yeah? I saw a dude eat dog shit off the ground once, doesn't make it right to do.

Intigracy cum!

>>140743497
hey its me sawbones im pretty ok how are you

>>140741565
DAMIEN DEBRIS
his favorite buddies burnt out and so did he, plus he was cranked up to 11 every round so he eventually ran out of gas after like a year of doing it
He sometimes observes or plays borer/ ghost roles

>>140743705
They actually got perma'd and only got reversed after a lot of bitching by me and other people

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>68 players

>>140744235
>>People actually think SolariousGabriella's ban request against Sordine has any merit

I do Wouldn't have made it if I didn't

Please explain how it lacked merit?

>>140744235
To be honest I just want to play fucking assistant and Nevill takes a spot every time. He should clearly be banned for his own good, so that he can learn to do something else and come back later and be the Nevill I know and enjoy playing with. As it stands, he's in a deep depression and playing spess nearly every day isn't helping him. He needs to be forced away from it for his own good, and hopefully he can play something else for a while and come back when he can actually play the game again.

>there's nothing else

This bugs me the most about that thread. I hope he picks up another free/cheap game that he can play every day to keep him from killing himself, or better yet, see a therapist and psychiatrist to prescribe anti-depressants so he can get out of his depression, which is clearly and by his own admission, very bad.

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>>140744817
We're gonna be topping 90 in a month

>>140744857
That's a terrible and petty reason to ban someone. Just fuck off solarious.

>>140744857
Having ss13 as your last resort isn't healthy. Especially when you fucking hate it like Nevill does, he should seek therapy he honestly plays this game too much too

>>140745080
Wasn't me you responsed to Xevonix

>>140744834
Firstly you were claiming he committed suicide because he didn't get antag which
>>140731545 disproves

Then you backpedaled and said "i-i-i-it's because he kills himself when his metabuddy isnt on!"
Which is not a very good argument, why would he even join if he knew he wasn't on?
The wasting a slot thing isn't very important when its assistant you really had nothing and even admitted you only made the request because you didn't like him.

>>140744857
"I - I just want him banned for his own good! I promise, it's not like I admitted to disliking him, admitted to posting in the thread about hunting for any evidence to get him or his buttbuddy banned, then tried to get him banned! I only want to help him, I promise!"
Yeah, nah. Sod off banbaiting cunt.

>>140744817
>68 players
>Only time any more than 35 players are on is when I should be asleep
>tfw

>you will never become a coding legend and shit out so much content that there's like 20 gamemodes

>>140745274
I'm not that salty faggot and sure you didn't. It's just the exact same reasoning you used earlier in your metagrudge. How can you even not see the hypocrasy of wanting nevil gone for fucking around till he's bored and quits when all you want is his slot so you can fuck around till you're bored or quit.

>>140745369
Not the banbaiter but are you denying the fact that Nevil and Yahir are obviously metagaming?
Because even a retard can see it.

I don't like either Nevill or Yahir, they're both embarrassing excuses for human beings.
When I see how these two men have become LITERALLY codependent and spend all their time playing fictional characters in a shitty space game, it makes me feel way better about myself no matter how much I hate myself at the current moment.

I want to make it so that space is so unpleasant for them that they stop playing entirely.
Failing that, I want them banned.
Not only do they break the rules and get away with it, but they throw a fit, an actual tantrum, when anyone takes any action against them that might hurt their chances at indulging this sick behavior.

>>140744126
Whoah there, someone's mad about girls in there videogames.

>>140745565
>>140745640
Please read
>>140743853

Can we all agree Sawbones is the coolest member of the Meta Club?

>>140745565
Holy fuck nigger, ask an admin to do a meta check on them, I guarantee they will pass it. Hell, I bet they have passed many checks before. It's pretty easy to spot meta comms, stop being a dumb nigger.

>Tfw no prisonstation
>Tfw no ship station with colony stops and gamemodes dependent on the planet
>Tfw no birdstation (?)
>Tfw no gearstation

>>140745775
hello yahir/nevill

>>140745438
If he'd hurry up and finish the refactor that wouldn't be hard

>>140745565
>>140745640

Roleplay:
5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.

The only problem is you lot being greedy autistic faggots

>>140745775
I've seen them, on numerous occasions, meet up without a word, stand next to each other for minutes, then rush off together somewhere else without a single word passed between them

>>140745873
whats up sawbones
t. pomf

>>140745310
I claimed he also did it because he wasn't playing with Yahir in the OP.

I later said I don't know what he's thinking and was just guessing.

What matters is that he kept doing it, not why.


When did I admit I made the request because I disliked him? If you bought into believing a thread shitpost = proof you'd be wrong. You want to know the real reason I made the ban request?

Yahir is a good player that Nevill brings down. When Yahir plays solo he's a good assistant or even plays medical bay, which he does well in. I would rather have one good player than two shitty ones. If Nevill was banned/jobbanned from assistant he'd either stop playing or become productive like Yahir can.

I don't care about them being metabuddies, I just hate shitters that do nothing.

>>140745534
I was actually >>140745109
I don't play assistant often actually, I don't need the slot. I play security, miner or bartender. There's no metagrudge from me.

>>140745775
>ask an admin
Admins are part of the metaclub, look at MrPain for example. Even the ban hungry pain turns tail when it's about banning a metabuddy

>>140745775
They've been checked a lot in the past and have. of course >>140745961
always back out and go m-muh metaclub when confronted

>>140745961
i should make a ban request for you, your mental health issues are visible as fuck and you should honestly find another way to express yourself.

>>140745918
I'm not talking about roleplaying as friends here you fuckface. I am talking about obvious metacommunciation.

>>140745961
PLEASE PLAY THE GAME HOW I WANT YOU TO OR I BAN YOU

>ship station
>if you fall off the ship's z levelwhile it's in FTL transit, you burn to a crisp in orbit of the nearest planet
>special z level just for that
>if you have a hardsuit you smash/splash on the planet and gib if you don't hit water, knocked out for a while if you hit water

>>140745940
Aka every single round.

Often I see Nevill afk in bar and suddenly spring to action when Yahir joins. They're untouchable however.

>>140746109
Please do, You won't

>>140746175
Basically yeah. It's a multiplayer game, if you wish to play a 2man fun arena why don't you join a dead server or create your own?

Why take up slots others could use that want to specifically play /vg/

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>>140745961
t. you

>>140745640
>Nevill and Yahir
>both embarrassing excuses for human beings
>Literally just hang out in a video game
>sick behavior

Friendship is a sin, you should only have minimal interactions with others, especially in a VIDEO GAME THAT HAS ROLEPLAYING AS ITS MAIN COMPONENT .

>>140745961
Oh yes, that's "totally" your reasoning. Sure fampai. And the pizza delivery guy totally accepts nuke discs as payment for that 15000 credit stack of pizzas

>>140746123
Go ahead and have the admins watch them. It's far from the first time they've been hit by a meta check and passed. They're just autistic friends roleplaying in space and you're salty that gets in the way of your ability to greytide

>>140746281
It's a space station you greedy fuck. If they want to oleplay with each other they can. If you can't handle that your precious greytider slot isn't open for you then fuck off to tg

>>140746242
when you map and code it

Channeling your meta senses to go full shitcurity on nevill and yahir is the best feeling
Their rage rivals that of the most dindu assistants you can think of

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I'm messing around with the mapper and im doing something that i still don't know what it is
Any suggestions? I was thinking about a little abandoned but clean station, no idea if i should make mobs and loots something so prominent

>>140745803
Birdstation was posted earlier in this thread although its gimmick is just being shitty not being a truly alien station

If I made a Vox station, I would do this shit:
>AI core, vault, secure tech storage, tech storage, armory, telecoms storage, cargo mint, and medical storage are all in one giant room with turrets called "shiny pile" or "hoard" or something
>Sec department doesn't have perma, it only has one temporary holding cell with a remotely-opened back door that leads into an arena. Sec guards can throw pokeballs inside to make prisoners fight for their freedom
>Instead of a cargo order console, the cargo shuttle is just a taxi to a different Z-level which has a warehouse full of crates filled with random goods. There are also hostile human NPCs here (like Russians). Vox Cargo's job is to try to steal crates without getting wrecked. NPCs might be stunnable but not killable (due to the inviolate).
>Big open public botany farm that anyone can walk into with tons of dirt plots, so many that regular assistants can grow their own stuff without bothering botanists
>Ghetto EVERYTHING. Chemistry replaced with ghettochem stuff. Security gets stungloves instead of batons, they have to replace their own batteries and recharge them. Ghetto surgery instead of real surgery. All that stuff.
>Captain shares his office with the chaplain and the chaplain's ID works on any door (like all access), because bird monsters are probably tribal and religious

r8 or h8

>>140746598
Zas/10

>>140746598
Don't make it out of indestructible walls?

Could do a crashed space hulk theme

>>140746367
Makes sense does it not? If I liked him I wouldn't want him banned, I must have an opinion of him to spend time searching logs. The only option left is to dislike him.

>>140746426
That is actually my main reasoning, feel as you may. I have no reason to lie when anonymous.

>>140746496
That is what I plan to do when I play, I shall make them wish the ban request passed

t. SolariousGabriella

Ideaguys assemble

What features would you like to see for spess?

More details the better

>>140738850
>Having artistic vision is edgy

>>140746242
>what is surface tension
Hitting water from orbit without any kind of chutes or retrothrusters will have the same effect as hitting the ground.

I want to ban Nevill!

>>140746728
>When did I admit I made the request because I disliked him? If you bought into believing a thread shitpost = proof you'd be wrong. You want to know the real reason I made the ban request?
>post evidence you dislike him
>WELL OF COURSE I DISLIKE HIM I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T DISLIKE HIM THIS IS ONLY LOGICAL

Jesus fucking christ dude, fuck off.

>>140746732
Nocap standard

>>140746678
>birdstations gimmick is being really shitty
I like it

Your idea is good too but not everyone is a fan of shitshows like I am

I FUCKING LOVE GETTING PEOPLE BANNED FOR NO REASON

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>>140746856
try it fuccboi im behind 10 metaclubs and im also pomf

>>140746881
It's just another solarious spergout. He's getting in his monthly dose early this time. Annoying prick.

>>140746881
Technically the image says "Bias against" not "dislike"

Check.

>>140746728
>he admits that he's going to metagrudge them

So wait, should we ban you now?

>>140747118
You just admitted you dislike him.

You're supposed to paddle forward, paddling backwards does nothing.

Or it brakes, depending on your kind of bike.

>>140746732
Highpop on lowpop stations
Bolters and more meme weapons
Such a broad fucking variety of Bretty gud items that there is no clear meta, only robustitude
Ship station
Away missions
Remodeled Centcomm so whitelisted players can meme on paperwork and whatnot
Redone mech code
More mechs
Nerf bleeding
Casino and dedicated role to man it
Instantly gib all scientists who touch the rapid syringe gun for more than two seconds
Remove sleepypen

>>140741793
Ghost Mouse here.
I enjoyed pestering you. Just to drive you, to push your limits, and make you passionately write even more lewdicrous content. Outdo yourself each and every time you decided to write.

>>140747118
Metagrudge confirmed, dingdong out the door.

>>140747083
Counting this one I've only done this perhaps once before. And that was nowhere near this scale.

I wouldn't be doing this if the thread wasn't locked, the thread provides a great space because only 5 people dared to post there.

>>140747239
>So wait, should we ban you now?
Fuck, I guess you should. Afterall the 4chan anonymous poster is good solid evidence.

>>140747239
I don't know how to ride a bike

Check and mate.

>>140747314
>Instantly gib all scientists who touch the rapid syringe gun for more than two seconds
Someone seems to have gotten the chloral sucky sucky.
How is it any different from just jamming two syringes into your neck?

>>140747314
I was around for pre buffed bleeding. Bleeds meant fucking nothing. At worse, you'd just have to eat a 4noraisins from your box and you'd ride out even internal bleeding for a good 20 minutes until you got around to bicarding yourself if you couldn't get a surgeon.

meme's are cancer

>>140747391
The only people who would bother to post in the thread would be people who would bother to make an account, and the only people who would bother to make an account you'd immediately write off as being in the "metaclub"

>>140746732
Fix the TEG

>>140747530
Last time I got absorbed by a ling was 4 months ago
I was tabbed out getting food

Scientists are the most cowardly creatures known to mankind
So cowardly they cannot even acquire silicrutches, for fear of dying
The chloral rapidsyringe is the sign of a broken man, one not worthy to set foot on a space station to begin with.
Purge the weak, the unfit.

Imaging how scary spacemen would be in real life
like your just doing your job when you hear something in the vents
and then a metal spider crab pops out and you go "hey there little guy"
but then you notice it's eyes are red and then 50 of them are in the room and they all have knives

>>140746732
I want money to be more than a dickwaving contest between autistic miners but less restrictive than the system on Goon was when I last checked. I think some of these ideas would synergize but it's not necessary to see all of them together:

>add a vending machine that turns credits into vending machine coins at a jacked-up exchange rate

>add a vending machine that sells ghetto weapons and ghetto chem tools

>monetarily reward non-mining departments for doing their fucking jobs, e.g. payments for R&D tiers, crops grown, food and drinks vended, kW generated

>include ways to earn credits moonlighting other than stealing whatever is on a dead man's PDA

Basically, make the use and acquisition of money appealing but not vital.

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>looking at the thread

>>140747649
That is a problem with the forum I guess.

You can see from the thread itself, the only people that responded where Sordine's friends.


Why would a regular player waste time logging onto the forums to discuss a ban request they don't care that much about?


Basically there's no way to ban a popular static

I love when someone suggests taking action against huge metabuddying static namers like Nevill and Yahir, because the thread suddenly becomes full of shitposting in favor of them written in the same writing style
I love imagining their players furiously pounding at the keyboard trying to defend themselves and make it look like other people actually give a shit about them.

>>140747790
So what should antags be allowed to down someone with, pure robusting? And run the risk of being called out 99% of the time?
You are being silly right now.

>>140747543
Well instead of going between both extremes like a retard, I dunno, maybe find the middle ground holy shit porkchop sandwiches

Memes make up the entire fucking game

>>140746942
Hi yahir

>>140747885
I doubt mrpain is nevills friend, but yeah keep on thinking its one big metaclub boogieman

Yahir's banned from 4chan till the 2nd for posting greytits in the thread the other day

>>140747885
There's no way to ban a popular static IF THERE IS NO REASON TO BAN HIM

LITERALLY ALL THE REASONS YOU SAID WANT NEVILL BANNED ARE EITHER PERSONAL PREFERENCE OR FUCKING ASININE BULLSHIT

>>140747981
What, too shit to kill those who oppose you? Stealth is for the weak and 9 times out of ten stealth niggers like manny pardo get shat on anyways
Using XDDDD I SPRAY 4 INSTA KILL MEMES ON U is the real Blight on out combat system
Oh, and that's just assuming the shitter only has one
Don't forget the stun revolvo and assault rifle in his bag

>>140748074
MrPain is a pushover, this is known.

He saw everybody but one defending Nevill, so he took no action and stopped any possibility at somebody debating him.

>>140748141
I want him banned for wasting a slot and suiciding often

Now make a counter-argument against that

>>140748239
Yeah it would be hella epic playing an antag that is called out on his first attempt at killing someone then having every one on the station validhunting you.
Fuck off robust memer.

>>140746732
Constructing and deconstructing AI holopads
Also more hologram sprites

>>140745080
>>140745369
I'm not Solarious you dumb fucking cunts

>>140748574
hey solarious

>>140746374
Most people with friends in a game can function when separated from said friends and don't give people reasons to assume that they've been gay lovers for years.

>>140747314
We have away missions, a load of repaired ones are stored on my fork.
The branch itself just needs a rebase and to be merged.

>>140748313
OH BOY HERE IS THE FUCKING ASININE BULLSHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

>Wasting a slot
WASTING AN ASSISTANT SLOT?
LITERALLY ANYONE CAN BE AN ASSISTANT
YOU LITERALLY DROP YOUR SHIT AND SAY "I QUIT"
BOOM YOU ARE AN ASSISTANT

REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING CALLED AN ASSISTANT?
GO TO THE HOP AND ASK FOR A NEW ID WITH THE WORDS "ASSISTANT" ON IT

>Suiciding often
WOULD YOU RATHER HIM GO BRAINDEAD IN DORMS?
SHOULD WE BAN ANYONE WHO INTENTIONALLY TAKES THEMSELVES OUT OF THE ROUND?

NO OBVIOUSLY, JUST NEVILL CAUSE HE IS MAKING YAHIR A WORSE PERSON.

DEAR GOD.

>>140748313
>wasting a slot
It's an Assistant spot. It's the job people play when they're learning the game or don't know if they're going to be able to commit to a full round.
He may as well not exist.
Unlike me

>>140748754
Hello Nevill

>>140748313
Wasting a slot is fucking nothing
Many people often have to leave mid round or get bored and braindead. Get over it. Or better yet, play something fucking useful instead of crying that you don't get to be a responsibility-less greytider shitting up the place and that's why we should ban a guy

>>140748776
Then why is that slot so harshly competed over then?

>>140748839
I've never seen Nevill talk in allcaps.
Also thanks for trying to "Hey look it's Nevill trying to cover his own ass anonymously" boogeyman my post.

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>>140747797
I would just fashion a club out of a table leg and smack fucking anything that came within five feet of me.

>>140748574
You're not me.

>>140748672
this desu

>>140748754
>>140748776
There is a cap on assistant based on security. /vg/ has a low amount of security players. Thus a low cap on assistants. To join as another job with an actual set cap and immediately job change to assistant is even shittier, yet again it's wasting a slot, a potentially more valuable one.

Assistant is the most popular slot, meaning newbies cannot use it often. This is potentially because of people like Nevill. Joining then suiciding in 15 minutes because nobody made their round fun for them. A new player needs that job without responsibilities to learn the controls, you wouldn't want a newbie to choose medical doctor or something would you?

>>140749224
please keep pulling literal shit out of your ass in a feeble attempt to not look like your a metagrudging shitposting autist
t. solarious

>>140749224
So the problem is that assistant is capped? Also, newbies shouldn't play assistant, they should play fucking Cargo.

>>140749224
Logically, if you're in a job with no responsibility it is assumed you will find a way to make your own fun. If you can't, that's your own fault and nobody else's.

>>140748672
>Most people with friends in a game can function when separated from said friends
I've seen many rounds where Yahir has played by himself, however I cannot say the same for Nevill.

>Don't give people reasons to assume that they've been gay lovers for years.
How? By not hanging out with anyone for a long period? You can't control what other people say about you.

>>140749224
Oh wow, he spends 5 minutes on the wiki and asks his coworkers some questions. what absoluter horror was been unleased. Please, please ban Nevil so you, Solarious, can personally waste nevil's assistant slot greytiding and there still not being a slot.

Everyone who plays this game is an irredeemable shitheap of a human being, including myself

>>140749486
It depends on your play time. I've seen a lot of solo nevil's in the morning. Good fun when we're thoroughly lowpop and we do yakkety sax shit with syndieshit