/wtg/ War Thunder General

Reminder: Grouchys wife being fat and too lazy to exercise is a """""""""""""disease""""""""""""

>>140724773
dxtory

Reminder: the people who make fun of grouchy and his wife are pimply faced millennials who never felt a boob before

Literally dead.

>>140725151
Reminder: Feel your wifes boob as much as possible now, because she'll be dead soon

>>140725151
>>140724662
The entire TS has seen a pic or two of his wife, shes just a thicc lady is all.

>>140725151
He literally put pictures of his family on the internet. He deserves everything he gets, It's his fault.

>>140725424
>his

Stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person grouchy

Also, she's not thicc, shes just fucking obese

Are there actually any good ww2 documentaries besides the one where p51 pilots shooting under the tiger tanks

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Hello anons, what are the best looking planes in your opinion?

>>140725151
i felt a flat boob and it felt great

>>140725775
>Are there actually any good ww2 documentaries

No, there is not. You can't fit present accurate history in the space of 45 minutes to an hour. It also has to be extremely embellished or even made up to be entertaining to a typical audience. This is the reason shit like Dogfights and Battle 360 was popular.

>>140725151

Reminder that "Millennials" includes 80s kids.

>>140725775
if you want quality, read books

>>140725985
Yer 2

>>140725775

The World at War.

Although it's a very general series covering Hitlers rise to power to the start of the Cold war.

>>140726029
>there is not
*there are not

>you can't fit present
*you can't present

Just fuck my shit up.

>>140726138
There is no such thing as a good looking Russian plane. They are all blocky and DISGUSTING.

High tier Brits have the best looking aircraft, objectively.

Is the F-82 worth using now that it's apparently fast as fuck?

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>>140726481
>High tier Brits have the best looking aircraft, objectively.

hmmmmmmmmm

>>140725985
Spitfire XIV
109 E
F9F
Hunter
La-9
Sea Vixen

>>140724715
>Rahl.f
>Mio
I honestly don't understand why Aeghrim made those two spergs channel admin. Rahl.f would kick people solely because he didn't like them and Mio wouldn't do jack shit with his admin powers unless someone insulted his shitty waifu. I couldn't think of two worse candidates for admin desu

>>140725985
109 F
Griffon Spits
Ki-61

>>140726409
>World at War
Thats the shitty one with the recolored shit and mislabeled movie clips?

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>>140725985
Bf-109 F, Bf-110 C and P-51D
I also like how Hurricane looks, but I wouldn't call it "beautiful", more "rugged" or "solid". P-47N would fall into same category

>>140725985
Ki-84

109 F-4

P-40

Griffon Spitfires

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Posting rare grouch wife photo

>109 F
>best looking 109

Oh my god I'm surrounded by plebs with no taste

Next you're gonna tell me that Carla or whatever canopy looks good too

>>140726967

Nope, no recoloured stuff. All factual, commonly regarded as the definitive WWII documentary series.

They're all on youtube as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0mrOeJwXBI&list=PLYbocufkwRFBhtNDnrrsd3_tpgGCJNe27

>>140727201
>liking the look of the early 109s
disgusting

>>140726840
Mio would only do something if someone hot miked for a split second and he'd chimp out

>>140727157
>Tattoos
>Short hair
>tramp stamp
>fat

literally gross

!!!BEST LOOKING 109s!!!

>E-4
>F series
>G-14

>>140727352
Emil is the coolest and broest 109.

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>>140727401
>fat
>rear mirror shows an hour glass and no back rolls like the thread implies

Must be another dank meme?

>>140727491
You mean Ferdinand.

>>140727636
>Hoursglass
>"""""""""""""""""""""hourglass"""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""hourglass"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

HOURGLASS BROS WW@

>Its an spitifre just puts the plane up and catches you in a stall with literally no energy or speed episode again

>>140727769

>Ferdinand

It's Friedrich senpai

>>140727636
>hourglass

Well, she managed to convince you that her being fat is a """"""""disease"""""""" and now she's convinced you that's she's """"""""""skinny and has an hour glass figure"""""""""""""

>>140727859
Where I live everyone says Ferdi btbh.

>>140727157
does she have cancer? Serious question

>>140727476
>not E-7
that nosecone

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>>140727784
Right here, bro. Here's my gf, check out the hourglass on her.

>>140728151
Where you live everyone is stupid.

>>140728186
not that hes told us. she is just really sick and stuff, takes a lot of medications, stuff like that. ts fags leaked all of this to the thread after they asked him about her

>>140728463
>really sick
does she take chemo? Cause she looks like a cancer patient lmao

>teammate with dicker max at 6.7 game
>killing enemies left and right

seems like its currently sitting at proper battle rating

>>140728785
ooooooh killem

>people complaining about russian bias and ignoring german biasmobiles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-p-l8pYQH0

>>140728332
damn dude, is that grouchys wife? That's one skinny bitch with an hour glass

>>140727157

t. Grouchy

>>140728930
>not being able to spot angled fatties

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>expected her to actually be a whale
>mfw she actually isnt and looks like shes in the gym

>>140729338
Discord kiddies are just salty because they can't get any and the closest they have to physical contact with another human being is a waifu body pillow.

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>>140727201
>Carla or whatever canopy looks good too

It's the Erla Haube canopy and it looks great lad

>>140729509
She actually does look seriously ill though. Hope she doesn't ACTUALLY have cancer...

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Post memes

>>140729682
It's looks fucking disgusting.

>>140729682
Too bad the rest of the late 109s looks like shit.

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>>140728845
>almost always 1-hit-kill
>penetrates better than Tiger
>can hull-down better than Sherman

>never produced
>only 2 prototypes made
>still avaliable in normal tech tree
>BR 4.3
>minimum 3 in near every Tier 2 battle
truly J7W1 of Ground Forces

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jueDXiuU6aM

>you will never find an old aircraft laying mostly intact in a forest clearing

>>140730649
there's a top gear special in albania or some shit where they come across a bunch of mig-17s and 19s in an abandoned airfield

>>140730817
that's a plane graveyard
pretty fucking different from a plane that's just been laying around since the pilot made an emergency landing in the woods

>>140727157
2bh she's pretty cute

>>140731029
how many plane graveyards do you drive through on your way to work, anon?

>>140729705
According to Le_Blog(tee em symbol xd) she has like Hashimoto's disease which is some autoimmune disease affecting the thyroid.

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Nevar 4get

>>140731483

>Grouch will never draw Junko as a tied up, abused girl who's bleeding and begging for forgivness for her shitposting.

>>140731572
Grouch really doesn't like guro, senpai

>>140731279
None, but that doesn't make purposely visiting one that's well-known even remotely as interesting as finding a plane in the middle of nowhere

>>140731279
vehicle graveyards are not "found" because they officially exist, and sometimes even have caretakers. Also gear in graveyards is usually gutted out.

>>140731648

It wouldn't be full guro though, just beat up with a bloody nose and crying.

Makes me hard just thinking about desu.

>>140731572
>>140731796
>>140731850
>>140732029
This is pathetic.

>>140732375
OKAY JUNKO

>>140730649

WE WUZ STAR WARZ

>altern history
>teeb complans about having americans on the team and only just 2 spits
>then proceds to brag about his non performing hard to use spitfire
>i tell him to shut up
>he dives on the first I-16
>calls for cover multiple times as hes getting BnZ'd by La-5s
>he dies first
>''wheres your superior plane now, huh?
>leaves the match after that

I swear to god i hate bongs so much, teeb genocide when?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYcscAW0oQU

simea IS UKRAINE

>playing tanks
>angle myself against a pershing
>he can't pen me, I put a shot in it's turret
>ricochets )) off of nothing below the barrel
>all of the sudden get ammoracked
>an is2 shoots my left track and somehow it causes my ammorack to explode in the replay

Welp back to planes

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>>140733226
>UKRAINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0Bgb-vAAY

How the hell do 9.0 jets get in 7.0 tank matches?

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>>140733482
Don't you know? Storing ammo in the tracks was common practice.

Gaijin dead when

>>140734051
They don't.

>>140734247
god damnit that is exactly what happened to me

>>140734247
SHOULD HAVE WON the
oh wait

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>>140733482
I'm reading interview with Soviet tanker, who served in Shermans.
One nice touch is how he points out how safe this tank was compared to T-34. If T-34 caught fire it would explode like firework, killing crew and everyone unlucky to be hit by debris. If Sherman caught fire, it was slow enough for crew to get out and find someplace safe.
At one point crew hid under knocked-out Sherman to not get machinegunned trying to get away. Then they heard ammo cooking off and they thought they're done for, but instead of exploding, rack in Sherman was going shell after shell, without blowing up entire tank.
He said it was more likely because Americans were using more refined and stable explosives.

This seems to explain why Allies were losing on average 1 crewman for every 2 Shermans knocked out (Americans even less due to their staunch stance on safety regulations), while for T-34-85 it was 2 tankers for every tank lost.

>>140736505
unless the mig 17 has been downtiered, they do

>>140737160
link, if someone's interested
http://iremember.ru/en/memoirs/tankers/dmitriy-loza/

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>there's a risk of getting 100000 eagles for your 1500 warbonds
WEW

>>140737862
>eagles
that would be sweet, meant lions

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>>140737320
>We had a trophy German "letuchka" (light maintenance truck). We had penetrated into the German rear in column. We were going along a road and our light truck had fallen back. Then another light German truck, just like our own, attached itself to the back of our column. A while later our column halted. I was walking down the column, checking vehicles. "Is everything in order?" Everything was fine. I approached the last vehicle in the column and asked, "Sasha, is everything OK?" In response I heard "Vas?" What was this? Germans! I immediately jumped to the side and cried out "Germans!" We surrounded them, a driver and two others. We disarmed them and only then did our own light truck come up the road. I said, "Sasha, where were you?" He responded, "We got lost." "Well, look," I said to him, "Here is another light truck for you!"

>>140737862
>not 10% booster (all allies) for 1 battle
admit, they could

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>>140738087
>below me sat the gunner, Lesha Romashkin. Both of his legs were blown off. A short time before this battle, we were sitting around at a meal and Lesha said to me, "If I lose my legs I will shoot myself. Who will need me?" He was an orphan and had no known relatives. In a strange twist of fate, this is what happened to him. We pulled Sasha out of the tank and then Lesha, and were beginning to assist in the evacuation of the others. At this moment Lesha shot himself.

>>140738087
I wondered if troops could take these trucks home after war, but then I realised, they would be of little use. German trucks were gasoline, while everything in Union ran on diesel. When Americans sent Stuarts in 1942, they also had to send fuel for them, because Soviets did not have capacity to produce enough gasoline of sufficient quality.

>>140729981
you look like shit

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>>140738828
>Our artillerymen did not know that our tanks were here, or that they were foreign vehicles. Therefore, having never seen Matildas, they opened fire on them and destroyed three or four tanks. The remaining tanks quickly turned and sought cover. The battalion commander, an artilleryman, ran over to one of the destroyed tanks, looked inside, and there saw our own soldiers. One of them had a chest full of medals. The artilleryman was beside himself.

>>140732692
nice art from 2002
did you get it from google images?

>>140737862
you mean there's a risk to get cosmetics

>>140739593
>/d/
kill you'reself

>>140739427
making your tank look dumb is great

>>140739784
"yes"

>anyone talks shit on vegeta in the thread
>usually a guranteed reply within a few minutes as vegeta tries to talk shit back

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>>140739265
>If only our own medics had warned us about these diseases! Even though we passed through Romania quickly, we had a terrible outbreak of venereal disease in our units. Our army had two hospitals: one for surgical cases and the other for light wounds. They were forced to open a venereal section, even though it was not provided for in the table of organization and equipment.

>>140740284
Me and your mom.

>>140740284
Fuck off TS cancer

>>140740284

Vermin and Junko imo

When will TS aspies get gassed?
They've continuously ruined the thread for years, when will it end?

>>140741110
I think you should drink some bleach to be honest, family.

>>140741110
what time is it? If it's not past 6pm, take a nap, otherwise you will screw up your sleep schedule

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>>140733482
>finally grind up to JadpanzerIV/70
>boy oh boy time to test this bad guy out for reals
>Normandy map
>see this BMP looking motherfucker
>dafuq
>oneshots my crew through my gun mantle of all things
>literally the hardest part of my tank
>dafuq
>Google
>developed in 1950
>produced in 1952
>200mm penetration at all distances HEATFS ammo
>vs a fucking tank produced in 1943

Yeah nah

naw

I'm done.

I might be a cuck but this too much even for me

Between the terrible cover mechanics
Having to set your graphics to minimum due to the foliage system being broken (getting sniped in a forest because the guy watching me doesn't get his vision hampered by the bushes that block MY fucking vision)
Having my tank destroyers at rank III already outgunned by other medium tanks with turrets
Having to knock out half of a fucking T34 before it finally dies thanks to glorious stalinium ammo boxes and fuel tanks not exploding

I'm done.

That's just crossing the line into complete bullshit territory. All cucks have their limits and this one is mine.

I'll be a baddie naziboo or whatever but I'll go play some single player games that aren't made by asshurt russians trying to seal club players that aren't glorious russian easymode wallet warriors.

Goodbye lads. Hope Gaijin burns down.

>>140740960
>i hate TS aspise so much I'll dedicate an entire post to them instead of hiding and reporting them
You're just as bad if not worse since you give them a reason to continue posting. Gas yourself and they'll follow

>>140741417

>getting triggered by the fucking Paper Thin-76

lmao literally get good.

>>140741417
+20 Gold

>ywn kidnap vegeta's daughter and then raise her properly

>>140741417
>literally bawling your eyes out about the PT-76

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this general.

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>>140738828
>In a strange twist of fate he did exactly what he said he was going to do.

Reminder there are no good SB players besides Punished_Snake

>>140742378
fuck off Poached_Switch

>Schrage Musik on the Ki-45

Holy shit this thing is so fun. I hope burgers never stop flying bombers.

>>140741417
Welcome to War Thunder, where your WW2 era SPG loaded with WW2 era munnition fights with 50's Soviet tank loaded with 60's ammunition
wait till you see T-54

>>140742580
fuck off shitter

>>140741397
I hope I do too.

>>140742704
kill yourself naziboo

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>Playing with glorious Chaffe of getting 1-shotted
>Ash River
>Drive on the middle island
>Meet 2 PzV4 on the opposite bridge
>Take a shot and hide behind a rock
>Both of them aim at me for 1 minute
>They then both decide i must've flyed away and drive back onto the bridge to shoot
>Drive out and kill them both
Are people genuinelly retarded in this game?
What did they fucking think would happen?

>>140743212
patience is not a virtue the average 12 year old has
guess who plays this game? :^)

>>140742952
>Pureed_Stromboli pitches a fit when told to fuck off
shouldn't you be blogging cherry picked SB kills against oblivious shitters? :^)

>>140743289
They must've been with comms too, they stopped aiming at me and went back to being retards at the same time.

>>140742967
joke on you, vatnik. I drive only burger tanks

>I shouldn't have to face vehicles from later introduction years
>But I should be able to use vehicles that didn't exist, never finished, or never introduced into combat
t. naziboo

>>140743545
>le poor attempt at strawman
t. vodka ape

>>140742684
I'd rather just take a shot with the 37 mm to make sure they die.

>>140743545
the best part is when the naziboo airplane shitters bitch and moan that their Bf 109 F-4s have to face anything better than a LaGG-3 or a Yak-1 but also complain endlessly about Griffon spits and how it's so much better than the K-4 and waah waaah waaaah abloo abloooooo

This game would improve tenfold, maybe twentyfold, if all the people that only play one nation were permanently banned.

Fuck >>140743769 was meant for >>140742684

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>when some turboshitter in a B-17 says bombers need a buff

>>140743545
I don't think even naziboos would defend Maus or Dicker Max. That shit breaks battles by design.

>>140744358
>I don't think even naziboos would defend Maus or Dicker Max
anon... they do. They also defend Last Man Standing because it benefits them as much as it benefits the Slavs.

>>140744358
Naziboos try to defend anything they have
Like weebs actually defend the J2M2

>>140743841
>bitch and moan that their Bf 109 F-4s have to face anything better than a LaGG-3 or a Yak-1
People like that exist? The F-4 is a pure clubber.

>>140744691
Notice how the people who whine for historical matchmaking always seem to play German aircraft? There's a reason for this, it's so they can club for the early part of the war and whine about the end of the war so they get things they shouldn't have.

Who are the most cucked players?
Is it Jap flyers?

>>140744970
Burger tankers.

>>140737320
>I want also to add that the Sherman's armor was tough. There were cases on our T-34 when a round struck and did not penetrate. But the crew was wounded because pieces of armor flew off the inside wall and struck the crewmen in the hands and eyes. This never happened on the Sherman.
Well, that explains why T-54 used softer steel than T-34. T-34 glacis was 350 BHN, T-54 was only 290

>>140744889
>ME-262 VS P-51
>F-4 VEWSUS LAGGS AND CHAIKAS
>WE WANT HISTAWICAL MATCHMAKING
>ABLOOOO

god, this makes me want to kill myself

>>140745103
Don't remind me

>>140745232
go ahead

>kind of enjoying the caernarvon
>I would have to grind my way through two centurions to get to the next tank that looks fun
is there anything due to be placed after the conqueror?

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>>140745652
i will

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>level 9 shitter with a Minecraft name flying his TBF in historical battles

what has this game become

>>140746478
What the fuck is a Minecraft name?

>>140745119
>Sherman armor was tough
>Is nowhere near as good as the T-34s in game

>>140746478
define what a minecraft name is and how you recognized it

>>140745119
Dude shermans had meme armor

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>>140745759
I doubt it. Conqueror was last British heavy tank, while Cheftain was added to medium tanks tree.
There isn't much to add. Skorpion would be out of place, because there is no light tank branch for UK, while Vickers MBT (second from right) would be technically same as Leopard. I guess it could fit tank destroyer branch.

that is, unless they start pulling tanks that existed only on paper

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>>140746579
>>140746915
not sure what "meme" armor is, but post-war tests proved it equal, and in some situations superior to T-34-85. Turns out thick armor does the job well, even if it's not very sloped

source is filename

My name is MinecraftCreeperAce

>>140747406
Post two reliable sources, not propaganda.

Bug report closed)))))))))))))))

>>140747406
Just like how it is recorded that the Sherman 76mm HVAP could easily pen the T-34-85 anywhere.

But in game is just bounces right off 100% of the time )))

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>>140747093
Scimitar would be interesting to play, because someone thought it will be good idea to give it rapid-firing automatic cannon and then make it fed from 3-round clips instead of belt

>preparation for landing on Hokkaido

MY FAVORITE MEME, THE SPITFIRE MEME

>>140747836
>live fire tests
>not reliable
I think you would fit Gaijin just fine

Hello capitalist pig dog we have added new update for war thundr where we ad railgun to t34 and forcefield that stops shells like in secret soviet document that exist in real
ok also we delete all japanese planes

>>140747836
>50 rubles has been deposited into your account.

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Daily reminder this is what the average teeb looks like. Extinction when?

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>>140749114
True, bongs literally look like Oblivion characters lmao

>>140749114
>>140749348

Britain has had a class system for a long time so the upper and lower classes became genetically distinct.

Attractive women who did happen to emerge in the lower classes could marry up and further remove those genes from that pool.

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>>140749631

Look at these beady little anglo eyes

>>140749114
>>140749348
>>140749896
>bongs literally look like Oblivion characters
Holy shit they really do.

>Grouch on the TS admitting to killing 5 negro children in cold blood

>Grouch talking about raping a group of ghost hunting black children because of noise complaints

>Grouch on the TS talking about digging a trench, lining up an entire inner-city middle school class in front of it, then spraying them down with an RPK

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>ITS A KUGELBLITZ EPISODE

>>140750828
>inb4 don't play planes in le tank mode

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>Saipan
>clean house with Japan
>last Mustang at 10 km running as we have no bombers
>chase after him in the Ki 43 but he says he's not stupid and wants to win
>after the team shitting on him in chat he finally does a split S dive and I take off his elevator soon after


Is there hope for American pilots yet? Or are they doomed to be complete shitters forever?

>>140751326
don't play planes in le tank mode xd

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>it's a "nazi tries and fails to bully my Jumbo" episode

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>>140750828
>M4A3(76)
>hard cover on both flanks
>suddenly penned and racked
>Ostwind
>"Well, fuck, must've missed him"
>watch replay
>I was killed by dropping shell, fired into sky by kraut AA on the opposite side of map

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>>140752084
>>140751638
>>140751197
>>140750976
>>140750768
>>140749896
>>140749348
>>140752298

I love you , you magnificent bastard

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Reminder that even the normies think you're all hyper autistic shitfucks who deserve the gas chamber.

I dont get realistic battles, i just fly for 10 minutes and then sometimes get a kill before being shot down, how is this fun

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>>140752569
>twitter account posting 4chan content
>normie

>>140753639
ok [SG508] YakLivesMatter, shouldn't you be busy blowing [LG508] Triahx?

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>>140753831
>nameposting this poorly

>>140744358
The Dicker is vulnerable to machine gun fire, which nearly makes up for it's -15 gun depression allowing it to fire it's OHKO-shells from behind a hill. Nearly.

I killed three people in Volokowhatever without them even being able to see my tank.

[SG508] Junko_Enoshima's pitiful sobs!

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>frags per battle on thunderskill went from 2.0 to 1.9

[SG508] Junko_Enoshima's begs of mercy!

>Grouchy in the TS talking about rounding up black community leaders and hanging them one by one

SG508] Junko_Enoshima's muffled screams for help!

I got 300 GE from the wager thing, I don't buy Gaijin's shit so what's the best thing I can spend this on? Like a decal or something?

>>140754669
>>140756081
>>140756690
ngl senpai this is kinda dark even for me
t. Gayposter

I now it's a meme plane in general, but is there something shit about the Spitfire MkIIB?

I was doing really well on the British planes for a while, but as soon as I reached that one I started doing terribly. Am I just bad, or is it a weaker plane for the tier?

>>140757406

Literally what? It's easily one of the best planes in the game.

>>140757406
>he can't stomp in the Spit IIB
you honestly should probably just kill yourself

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>tfw squadding up with your m8 and clubbing in yaks

>Grouch on TS talking about how he shot mind_geek in the head to "pit him out of his black misery"

[SG508] Junko_Enoshima's cunny getting warm and slippery from the blood!

>>140758057
fuck off boredom

>>140757697
>>140757792
I'm not sure if I haven't adjusted to it or I'm just shit now. But the MKIIa, the MKI, the Hurricanes etc I was always doing amazing in.

As soon as I hit the IIb. I nosedived to the bottom.

>>140758450
seems about right

>everyone's just slapping jerry cans on the front of their turrets to obscure weakspots

love this meme!

>>140758450
>Me-262 is more fragile than the Zero in the clip

>>140758194
Well, it's the first spit that won't fight biplanes.

[SG508] Junko_Enoshima's frantic, desperate screaming as you shove her cute pink curling iron up her virgin butt-hole!

>>140758864
Weakspots haven't moved, just shoot where you always did )))))

Is it actually worthwhile to bail out when I lose my wing?

>>140760458
>>140760116
grouch, draw when?

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Who /kspg/ here?

>>140761770
>>140761498
anon pls , I am on nofap

>>140761917
hullo!

>cap in aa
>J out
>kill landcrawlers

best thing that ever happened

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>>140761917
>>140762057
Hullo!

>>140761969
>>140761969
Hahahah testosterone XD

>>140761969
Have you ever edged for a few days in a row and then orgasmed? It's pretty fucking great, desu senpai.

Even just doing the babby version of this and edging before taking a shower, and then jerking off when you get out gives you an idea of what it's like. You should try it.

>>140761917
>Weapon: Vulcan
Reminder that the dead game WoWP has the F-94C with M61 Vulcan while gaijin is busy making up useless shit from WW2 that nobody likes or cares about.

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>>140731483
>he didn't post the one where gumby has big tits

Wow

>>140763406
>implying i've ever seen this one
fukkin saved 2bh senpai

>>140763558
/wtg/ erotica when?

>>140763692

I'll continue this tomorrow. gonna get some sleep now though senpai

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>>140763895
sleep tight Gumby-chan :^)

>>140764053
SAMPLE

>>140763692
No problem senpai

probably gonna jack it to mine cause it's pretty hot desu

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HEY GUYS IS MY FLIGHT MODEL ACCURATE?

>>140764920
Probably not, ksp's stock aero is still shite for aircraft. It's good enough for rockets but planes just straight up don't stall.

>>140764920

Yeah, that's pretty much how it is in WT. You should replace the vulcans with quad 105mms though.

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wat do?

>>140766338
J7W1

>>140766338
R2D2

"Ackchually it's pronounced See-oul not Seoul"
t. Grouch

>>140766690
the hell is this disgusting ass shit?

>>140766681
"Ackchually it's pronounced Seal , not Seoul"

>>140766690
I'd fugg/10

>>140766338

Ki-83, invincible UFO of the century

>F8F-1B
>4 AN/M3 cannons
>826 rounds

>F9Fs
>4 AN/M3 cannons
>Only 600-760 rounds

>262 only has 360 rounds
>MiG-15 only has around 160 rounds
>Meteors only have around 780 rounds
>Kikka only gets 50 rounds

>Somehow the F8F-1B is a lower BR than all these

>Shitters who passive aggressively post ;D emotes

Yeah, we all know you're a quiet and shy beta bitch boy

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>mfw hitting a catalina with a rocket

>>140768071
sounds like someone needs some qt femboy boipucci ;D

>>140768921
I do ;-;

"Back in S.E.A.L. training"
t. Grouch

>i change my waifu every season
>i'm shit at the game
>i have terrible taste in literally everything
Who am I?

>>140771392
Erika

Is overpressure during a hit a big concern to tankers?

Would leaving the hatches open actually help for some rounds?

>>140771564
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

We have a winner!

How do people have fun flying bombers?
Do you need to be on the spectrum or something?

>>140747406

In game it has nothing to do with лe apмop, While the armor in game is horribly flawed, the biggest offer is the fucking shells that everyone gets that didn't fucking exist at the time. Such as the chemical shells for early game panzers that weren't even fucking developed before mid war. And the infamous BR 371 D, and it's likes. It's fucking hilarious when at the end of war most soviet frontline tank battalions didnt even have the B version. Now, due to the gayjew time machine, damn near everyone fires lazers thus making armor irrelevant even if bugged save for two vehicles in the entire fucking game.

WE WUZ EMPRAHS AND SHIET
t. Greccoroaches

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>>140772569
But , we wuz emperors an shiet

hullo lads, crossout closed beta anon here again thought you might like to know how things are going in another gaijin entertainment product in development

its a fucking mess and the closed parts of the forums are flooded with hundreds of complaint threads from poor suckers who bought closed beta access+a vehicle for $20 to $50 only to skip the fine print that says their vehicle's parts are subject to durability loss over the course of gameplay and that getting the materials needed to repair or replace them is a grindy hell obviously designed to get the same breed of suckers to pay even more $

>>140772564
>the infamous BR 371 D

I thin you mean the 471 D. And the only reason wehraboos bitch about it is because of some reddit post claiming IS-2s never had it, even though IS-2s remained in service long after the shell developed.

I need some help what is the quickest way to make 4m lions without converting eagles?

>>140773610
gaijin is only publishing it fuck ass

>>140773610
fuggin epic :DDDD

>>140773691
reddit is literally full of naziboos that whine and whine and whine, so I believe this.

>>140773794
t. Gaijin shill

>>140773610
Wow. That sounds like a real first world problem you've got there.

>>140773691
IS-2 has the identical gun the IS-3 had, the shell was developed for the IS-3. pretty much a certainty that at some point the shell was used in an IS-2.

The subreddit are a bunch of whiny naziboos that would agree to WoT-tier fantasy if it gave Germany an advantage.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuYQEFEeKU

TRAX
R
A
X

>>140773913
i got in with a free beta key rather than paying, thank god

>>140773794
unfortunately theres no crossout general, so this thread seems like the most appropriate one to share the info it, sorry if i interrupted the usual badposting

>>140773691

Yes that's the one.

It's easy to point a finger at slavs for using post war shells, but every single nation has multiple vehicles using shells that simply weren't there at that time. Whatever you'r vice is, be it sovok, burger or nazibooism. Both in air and ground. Shits equaly fucked.

>>140774538
It fits /egg/, technically.

>>140774665
thats great news, ill pop over there at once

although desu its not really about engineering, much, the parts mostly all slap together like lego blocks

>>140774475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OC4GdFQVnA

>>140774358

Well, if we had a different solution for ballance. Say year of introduction, we could restrict ammunition.

Even with papershit and coldwar bias. Think of it like this. Vehicles that are dominant within their BR dont get to spawn with their best shells unless they're uptiered. When they fight at +1 they can use future tech that somewhat eases their suffering.

>>140774475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClnMGiy32qI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGbGBKDhaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unAKRNJofFw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

>>140775623
Is he that funny frank guy?

>>140775728
Yeah, he makes preteens laugh for the ca$h money on the side.

>>140774358
The shell was developed for the D25-T gun, regardless of which tank was using it. IS-2, IS-3, IS-4, or any of the M version thereof.

These guns, and their tanks, remained in service long after the war.

And what makes the Wehraboos extra whiny is that even with the BR 471D ammo, the German long 88s still have more penetration with their stock rounds.

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>it's a Chaika can turn on the spot while going 500 km/h without blacking out episode

>>140774658
>that simply weren't there at the time

You act as if the game were set during some specific time period. Yes, the events are allegedly set during a specific battle, but it's not like they're going to remove ammos that the vehicles rightfully have from their random battles counterparts.

>>140776280
>im retarded

>>140776280
>pull defensive maneuver in F9F at 950 km/h and lose control))
>MiG does the same thing, keeps with me, and shoots me down while I'm drifting lazily into a stall

Russian pilto spend more time in centrifuge))))))))

>>140776802

Should have had max G-force stat and Ace qualification )))))))))))))))))))))

Guys I haven't played this shit game for a year, if I don't care about the country, who should I pick for ez and fun gameplay for planes/tanks? Is it still the "soviets))))" that rule? I just don't consider getting oneshot in a Tiger fun anymore.

>>140777293
Great Britain is the latest meme nation

>>140777293
Tanks: slavs
Planes: slavs or bongs

Triahx IRL
>>1059666

>>140777678
>replying to 1 year and 6 month old posts

>>140777409
>>140777529
Cheers fellas, actual solid advice not one of those "every nation is fun with skill" bullshit.

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remove jerry via lend-lease

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>>140779495
>remove jerry

Please do not talk like that.

>>140779495
Is this supposed to be impressive

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>>140777293

Japs are the cancer of the sky.

>>140779495
>wallet warrior

>>140779632
>>140779897
>>140779771

>wallet warrior bullying

love late night /wtg/ t b h

>>140779495
>censored name

what are you afraid of fag

>>140780636
being namedropped until Le_Grouch draws porn of him?

>>140780636
>>140780771
>grouch draws him chugging an american flag themed dick

>>140780771
>he's afraid of Grouch
What a pussy.

>>140780636
>censored name
>what are you afraid of fag

>uncensored name
>literally who
>where can I unsubscribe
>not your blog m8

>>140781030
>he's afraid of the bullying
>he hasn't just embraced the memes
not
ur
blog
m8

>>140775623

his songs are fucking shite tbqhwithyou

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What have you been doing since you quit War Thunder?

>>140763406
I am confident that this is the same artist who drew that FNAF Sexy art of the Kangaroo lady.

>>140784361
Playing Ace Combat.

>>140784397
Just go peruse http://grouchybadger.tumblr.com senpai

>>140784361
tbqh since I quit WT last year, I've gotten sleep, been working out, actually got a qt gf, grades improved in all classes and my GPA is on the rise

hoping I can get a job next and a car

>>140784458
>Playing Ace Combat.

That's a much more economical approach than model airplanes.

I got my copies of AC 4 and 5 for literally 0.01$ each used on amazon before S&H. AC0 was a bit more.

>>140784536
What do you study senpai? and if you don't mind me asking, where do you study?

>>140784584
I've S ranked every mission in ACZ on Ace, I just need to do a canon run with the F-15C and then I can move on to 5 and 4. I like Zero the most though tbqh familia

>>140776035
>the German long 88s still have more penetration with their stock rounds.

And better velocity, and better penetration at range. Literally the only benefits the 122mm has is explosive power and maybe overmatching.

>>140784458
It IS the same artist. This is so weird. I keep seeing different images of stuff yet there is always something that makes me go "I think I know who drew that"

>>140784679
>I just need to do a canon run with the F-15C and then I can move on to 5 and 4. I like Zero the most though tbqh familia

Shit, I did the canonical F-15C Zero playthrough on hard and expert simply because I like the Eagles. Played the F-15E in Ace Combat 6, too.

>>140776280
>Chaika
>500km/h

Fuck I wish. It snaps it's wings somewhere around the 450km/h mark.

>>140784969
No it doesn't.

im getting sick and tired of being bnz by fucking german aircraft, american airstart when?

>>140787027
>abloo blooo
Just sideclimb.

>>140787039
>sameface
ebin

>>140787039
>Incase

Fuck yes, sadpanda is back up.

>>140789146
>right after I finished my wank without it

FUCK

>>140789324
>tfw just about to jerk off
thinking of /wtg/ 2bh

>>140789324
Same. Oh well.

Do you guys think I should jerk off or just edge?

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Guys....I fucked up.

>>140791158
http://warthunder.fr/en/community/userinfo/?nick=OriginalVNM

>>140791158
t. arcade shitter

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Why are jets so bad

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>>140791158


So this...is the power...of PC gaming