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SCAN WINS THE GAME LMAO

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>it's a "d2g gets hyped for a honeypot" episode

>>140713151
>wins
MVP won the game like 10 minutes before that.

koreans know how to scan

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>>140713131
More like "FISH MEMES" lmoa

>>140713112
and they're all known for saying retarded things

>>140713218
eyyyyyy

Reminder that EG are not NA

>Chinese
>Paki
>Indian

Last time I recall, none of these nationalities are located in the NA region.

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>Scan isnt OP

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>>140713170
>tfw TY "accidentally" built double factories and lost because he didn't commit to mech

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which dota hero is the most aesthetic?

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nth for high degree education and cant do simple tasks

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>it's another 3-0 shitstomp grand final

>>140713285
didn't they smoke under a ward?

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>>140713292
starcrump pls go and stay go

>scan is a comeback mechanic
DOTARDS???

>>140713317
Windrunner

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Reminder that Llamadownunder (pictured here) should be shot.

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>can't stop building maelstrom on pretty much every carry without a built in farming tool

>eg aren't even playing
>people still make fun of them
fuck you faggots

>>140713009
What would you prefer.

>enemy team has massive lead
>kill some of their richest cores
>no bonus reward for outplaying them despite their lead
>literally no hope in turning the game around
>lose

Sounds awful.

>>140713397
fuck spoiler that abomination

>Should we ban slardar that raped us in game 1
NAH BRUH WE GOT THIS IGOR GIVE ME GYROCOPTER I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

Is lifestealer actually better than before when you consider that his literal WORST enemy is now a real carry again?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>140713397

>aussies are le based
-d2g

>shot this aussie
-d2g

?

>>140713208
>>140713193
>3rd place team gets 3rd place like usual
?

They haven't won anything since like TI, they've just gotten top 3 at everything except the previous MLG I think

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>>140713382
>gook domination
>thinks he can tell scvbros to leave

>>140713193
there is no bad reason for this to exist

>>140713397
Id shoot her with some hot glue.

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What do you guys call these champs again?

>>140713447

EG is the laughing stock of dota

It's okay to laugh at them at any moment.

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>>140713397
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>140713397
For what reason?
I think the world would be much better off without all you hateful virgins who just waste your life shitposting desu.

>>140713525
spin 2 win?

>>140713501
is hers bigger?

>>140713397
they always have the eyes. Surprised she doesn't have dangerhair though

>>140713292
>implying that anyone besides bisu, flash and jaedong are relevant

>>140713525
Trash & Trashman

>>140713505
>implying aussies aren't based

kys cunt

>a woman said something
>KILL HER

>>140713434
These sort of heroes are generally good at farming enemy heroes.

Stop being bad.

>>140713525
Le balanced red goblins of many axes?

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>>140713382
>it's a korea dominates the world and you can't fathom to understand why /scv/bros wanna shitpost

MVP will win Proleague
MVP will win Manila
MVP will win TI6

>>140713525
Balanced red axe spinning man and balanced red spinning axe man.

whats all this about basedstralians?

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>korea

MURICANS BEING LESS RELEVANT THAN KOREA IN DOTA

LMAOOO

slardar is dogshit
just pick huskar

Hopefully we get into the huskar meta soon

Also fuck ixmike, misogyny is never acceptable

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>Scan is something icefrog stole from StarCraft
>Koreans are very good at using it

Icefrog wants the Koreans into doto guys

>>140713323
I want merlini to play curious george in the film

>yurocuck unionites trying to deflect about EG

>>140713525
axe spinning man and spinning axe man

>>140713397
oh I agree she should be shot, easiest -25 mmr of my life having that downs syndrome cunt on my team playing support and being unable to zone a fucking techies as WD. 4.6k avg game and I get a 4.2k trashcan like her on my team, fucking kill me.

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>>140713525
The Axe man
The Man, Axe

>>140713651
tf no a v e r a g e korean gf

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>>140713397

Lol

>>140713651
is there any good korean porn?

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reminder I'm going to go through the open quals and qualify (and win) the Manila Major by queueing solo on faceit and carrying a bunch of 1k peruvians

>>140713471

the str boost knocked him above the 50% winrate line in pubs at least. early game lifestealer is dead but carry lifestealer got a buff.

>>140713513
>>140713618

Lebanon reduced to gookposting

ayyy

>>140713525
sweet bro and hella jeff

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>be a girl
>like dota
>have to deal with constant harassment and backbiting by washed up meme players who have to put others down to stay relevant

dotards....

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Jesus when did sheever become a knockout

>>140713776
hahahaha oh wow

Basedstralians saving Dota 2

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>>140713804
>t-the lebanese boogeyman is after me
my sides

how did you get so triggered anon?

>>140713776
>I'm happy if I manage to reduce the standards for casting even further
Seriously, can't we go back to when Zyori was the worst we had to put up with?

>>140713786
Good luck anon here's your (You)

>>140713779
porn is banned in korea
thats why kpop is so lewd

>>140713656
>misogyny
IT'S JUST

BANTZ

>>140713857
literally d2g: the person

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>>140713857

based fucking mike

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>>140713776
Why does everyone have to make some big deal about "cyber bullied", you're just welcoming more shit.

Literally the best thing you could do is ignore or laugh at it but these retards just keep humoring it.

>>140713904
while you were shopping it already why didint you put le yellow reddit smiling face in it lebanon m8

Korea > CIS > NA >>>>>>>>> EU

>>140713857
>his team makes a bet with him
>he's the only one with balls enough to ask the question
>she gets mad at a guy just asking a question
>she cries to her 1000 followers that she's being harrased for some reddit blogposter to post it and get some free upboats

>literally our guy mike
>the only person willing to do what must be done

nObOdY gIvEs A fUcKiNg ShIt AbOuT hEr

>>140713934
why can't they leak some porn tapes of those ksluts on the k4chan

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>>140713904
>laughing stock of d2g
>boogeyman

keep dancing monkey, we demand entertainment

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>>140713857
BASED

>>140713656
>shit talking is same as actual hate.

Here's your reply Anon.

Frostmourne hungers

If they pick Gyro I am done.

Why does EG always fucking flop in the lower bracket finals, and the other team that goes to GF gets blown the fuck out?

>>140713776
that's a pretty big if le fucking mao

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maybe you should take your own advice?

>>140714017
>CIS better than NA

if anything CIS = EU

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>>140713776
I've watched Sheever's stream a few times and her chat is fine even when she gets 1k viewers

Wonder why llama's is different?

>>140714045
>>140713934
there is a lot of it on tumblr

>>140713857
thing is he does it to everyone not just girls

it's exactly like calling Donald Trump sexist when he makes insults on both men and women.

People need to grow up and accept that feminism doesn't mean you can't insult women. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

>>140714006
>literally this much of a paranoid schizophrenic
seek help

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>>140713857
degenerate tranny here

ixmike is absolutely based

>>140713776
Just how low can you go?
What does it take for a man to devote himself to censoring twitch chat for a tier 5 caster?

>>140713779
theres like some kinda super softcore stuff, but other than that (dont have any links, look at r/kpopfap) it's illegal with porn in south korea.

>>140713651
I hope she isn't checking her out, that would be haram!

>>140714080
>Lose to shit team
>Wants to be in the finals

What kind of denial is this

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>>140714106
why are girls in esport so fucking degenerate. fuck off my manly hobby

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>>140714017
kek

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Even though Sheever is a horse faced Amazonian woman, I can at least appreciate the fact she isn't some social media drama whore.

>>140713962
>ignore/laugh at it
That's what kripp does and his chat is a cess pool of garbage and shitty twitch memes

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>>140714183
wheres the pics at?

how can i enjoy dota?

i haven't played the game seriously in months now, playing 90% custom games (mostly imba). i'm so absolutely fucking garbage now. i'm high/very high skill on dota buff but i don't ever play ranked (basically calibrated 3k and left it there.) last year i would have said i could be something like 4.5k, now i think i'm 2k~. i random every single fucking game, but i'm a piece of shit and like playing tinker, tb, meepo, naga (horrible at her), and etc those kinds of mechanical heros. i can't play carries for shit and just like glorified cores.

i just do not enjoy the game enough to play it consistently anymore.

wat do? how i get good?

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>Literally who caster gets bullied
>Throws an autism tantrum about it for no reason

>>140714017
China

Korea > CIS > NA >>>>>>>>> EU

ftfy :^)

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Trans "people" are abominations

>first pick slardar
>ban slardar

what an age to be alive

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>>140714108
Wings 3-0 Liquid

>>140714271
>CIS
>EU

Secret is indeed EU though - and in classic EU fashion, they're trash

>>140714106
>playboy(dot)cum
>playboy has articles about trans now
>playboy has articles on dealing with 'bad things;
>playboy literally cucked by memes and retards

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>>140714281
She takes shit all the time and doesn't give a fuck. I guess it's because she's there for dota and not attention.

>>140714281
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maybe ixmike should not be harassing female casters like the typical misogynist shitskin he is?

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>>140714271
>Direct invite

>>140714183
post your lewd gay dick

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Echo sabre is 2650 gold and is gotten as a second item on most heroes who buy it, and it has a 60% average winrate. Isn't that really high considering the timing it is usually gotten during?

Between echo sabre and buffed silver edge, supports are gonna have a real bad time.

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Are EG EXPOSED as the SHITTERS they ARE?

>>140713857
>getting offended by ixmike
>BY IXMIKE
Like going to a fart convention and complaining about the smell.

>>140713962
Because it gives her attention.
Be shit > people shit on you > claim bullying/harassment > white knights show up > e-fame + $$$

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Who /evilarthas/ here?

>>140714387

>this obsessed with EU

the picture says nothing about EU dear retardbro, it's the invites to the next lan

>>140714137
anon if you even engage them in the "misogyny" argument you've already lost, it's a trap leftists set all the time

>vega slardar

inb4 mvp wins and asserts their dominance by not needing op champs to win

>>140713656
>just pick huskar
>picking a hero with low base armor against a hero that makes tanky heroes weaker than a tissue with his ult
>you ult him by literally jumping into his stun ( which is physical too )
>has a bash that is physical as well and goes thro bkb
Also
>picking huskar ever
Are you completly retarded ?

Is there such a thing as a durable support?

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>having skin in the game of shitposting

>being so insanely triggered you start to get paranoid

fucking reddit man
only on d2g would this happen

>>140714370
who is this cum dump?

>>140714548
ogre

>>140714548

literally ogre

literally abaddon

D'awww. Smells like my little Anon needs a diaper change. You ready for wipies?

>>140713857

Mike was asking if this voice was male or female

https://www.twitch
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Thoughts bulba?

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>>140714553
>>140714387

>>140713865
She's in heat right now
It was obvious when she put tranny amount of lipstick on her lips.
This level of desperation actually kills my boner.

vega loses vs slardar, next game they pick slardar

pretty sure they gonna lose this too

>>140714548
chaos knight
wraith king
morphling

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>>140714370
You're just wrong.

>>140714597
>abaddon
>no stuns
>support

ixmike is a non-white harassing a white woman
anyone who thinks thats "Based" of him is a cuck

>>140714548
ogre
abaddon
doom
omniknight

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>>140714402
mike LITERALLY flames everyone
you fucking idiot
stop trying to be Le Epik Devils Advocate, you fucking nigger.

>>140713603
>These sort of heroes are generally good at farming enemy heroes.

I just feel that they it helps with farming and teamfight so much that it always pays itself back.

For example, heroes like Weaver, Sniper, Void, etc. just benefit too much from the pickup.

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When will they learn?

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>That feel when Sheever will never be your mommy coming home smelling of perfume and sweat after a long night of dancing with her friends sitting down on your bed and drunkenly giggle, stroking your hair and calling you her special little man and if youre jealous because of all the men that kept looking at her as she danced

why live.jpg
Anyway, no one has awnsered why Sumail went drops on the bear on the last game vs Vega, what posssible reason to do that is there?

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>jakiro with aghs, lens and octarine

>>140714681
What is he btw. mexican?

>>140713962
because she can start a patreon and get whiteknights to fund her NEET lifestyle

GIVE ME THE FARM

I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

>>140714506
idk it just grinds my gears that these people feel a need to cry about being made fun of on the internet. I've been on battle.net since WC2 days and it was always a place full of expletives and name-calling. If I learned how to deal with it before I was even 10 years old, why the fuck can't they handle it? Did their parents never teach them not to let words hurt their feelings?

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>>140714674
I guess Dazzle, Omniknight, and the many other supports without stuns are no longer supports

>>140714627
There are plenty of lesbians that sound like that, they don't *have* to be a tranny.

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Secret will never lose.

>>140714370
>a girl can both have that boobage and be that cute
based baby jesus thank you

>>140714727
damn girl not tonight

>>140714760
i think he's brahmin indian

>>140714313
He also gets like 50k viewers.
What's strange is that he actually does read it and respond to what people are saying despite all the spam in between.

>>140714313

Kripp's chat is shit cause all he does is play borestone now.

I actually feel kinda bad for Mike desu he's a completely washed up, fat, ugly piece of racemixed shit with no hope of ever touching a girl so he has to attack others to not be completely forgotten by everybody else in the scene.

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>>140713857

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lebanon

>>140714548
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void

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>>140714580
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>>140714804

that's Megumi Yamano

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>>140713656
>huskar
>one of the worst heroes in the game
>the hero that gets the same amount of magic resist when he's borderline dead as AM gets from his passive.

>>140714370
>Trans "people" are abominations

I find it annoying when they try and come off as X gender (they weren't born as) and then try and hit on straight people.

>ixReddit tries to bants with our guy/girl thing
>gets btfo
BASED

If icefrog wants riki to be viable, why does riki still have garbage stats?

>lol Sheever is mediocre, even bad
-d2g before the Llama Drama

>lol at least Sheever tries, put some work into her
-d2g after the Llama Drama

Gulag never realise how good the situation is. Always something bad must happen for them to acknowledge the true value of something.

>>140714548
Bane does alright, especially if you skip his Q (but it's actually pretty good if the enemy has a big right clicker)

nth for Korea

Tried watching llamadownunder or whatever shes called last night during open quals

literally unwatchable, her casting is FUCKING awful, fake hype, shitty play by play, awful voice, shit knowledge

even Sheever is a step above that shit, if it was a guy i doubt he'd have more than 10 viewers

Are there any pics of this Amber grill?

>>140714781
Omniknight is not a support, he's a healing (as opposed to rightclicking) carry.

>>140714974
Why are pro dota players so bad at shit talking?

I come up with much better bantz on the fly against random pubbies than these autists do against well established players.

daily reminder that sheever has higher MMR than her boyfriend, OD pixel

>>140714772
that's what made hon so much fun, the "hit the showers kid" macros and stuff. rip dotallyrad

>>140715072
ivan is that you?

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>women think they are relevant in Dota

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>>140715147
>girl

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>>140715147

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>>140714906

I'm pure american I swear stop saying I'm Lebanese

>>140715163

>doesn't know about NAdota

>>140715076
Why would you skip Enfeeble? The times you actually need to max Nightmare early is very rare.

Giving the enemy carry -120 dmg that cannot be purged off is great.

nice counter initiation

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>>140715227
>women think they are relevant

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>>140714746
>jakiro with aghs, lens, refresher and octarine

what a boring finale

I fucking hate tranny politics as if they're anything more than a tiny minority of mentally ill people. I like how for once Mike wasn't even being outright offensive but this overly sensitive cunt still had to go on social media to shame him. These people are pure shit and it doesn't help that Llama is a shit tier caster and I literally prefer analphabets like xyclops to her.

>>140715376
ur mum had a boring finale last night

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Is huskar good this patch or is he still in the trash can?
What's the go to item build on him now?
Is it still armlet ac halberd?

>>140714772
>Did their parents never teach them
your expectations on this world are not in check with what it is actually like

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>>140715443
Because you were there?

>>140714906
>>140714974
>>140715163
>>140715291


GOT BTFO BY JENKINS J E N K I N S on PUDGE

never 4get

>>140715291
isnt he indian?

gg its over
>>140715376
Its like Team Liquid getting second place, they just get BTFO of the finals

I don't know how all the "analysts" understand they are going to pick Jugg, but Vega doesn't, and let it through the 2nd phase of bans.

>>140715162
The term is utility core.

Also, Dazzle's Q is a stun at max level, and we might actually see core Dazzle in the near future.

>>140715415
Nobodies (especially women) look for any chance they get to get attention. Playing the victim card or whatever is especially common since it's so easy.

>>140715376
mad because this and dotapit marks the end of western teams being tier 1

>>140715147
Ever seen a lesbian?
You've seen one you've seen em all

The fact that MVP are winning proves that this game is turning into league because only koreans are good that game

JUST

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>EU is the worst region by far
>thinks it can insult anyone

>>140715464
better tan he was becuase his one counter that anyone can buy does very little to him anymore - blademail

and his new passive actually help you farm quite nice, roshan also takes like 2 times magic damage than previously

overall, shit without dazzle/oracle great with them unless countered

the items shouldnt change at all just add a pike if you really need it against a riki or some shit

if you are against gyro and such it should still be a free win

>>140715604
what if the game is turning into brood war?

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>>140715072

>Everything now is worse than it was before

Golden rule of 4chan's school of thinking.

btw,
>4chan
>thinking

>>140714974
that's breddy embarassing tbqh

>>140714183
post boypussy or sudoku

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Weplay was soooo boring. At least other tournament s are so bad there's some funposting about it but this whole thing combined with the tier 2 teams and casters was just a snooze fest.

>>140715464
don't ever buy AC on huskar
its dogshit

>>140715604
pheonix are literally the only good korean team

hot6ix are irrelevant

stop this

EU vs NA shitposting is so 2014

Can you faggots please come up with something that isn't boring af?

How do we fix CIS Doto?

>>140715758

lans with only tier2 teams like EG or MVP are just boring

vega finally realized that you have to play like a korean to beat a korean

balls to the fucking wall

>>140715072
Sheever doesn't cast games though

>>140715464
Just pair him with Elder Titan.

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>>140715818
>I'm white and I'm american

t. Lebanon

>>140715881
exactly she learned her place as a discount host. Llama is under the delusion people want to here her shitty opinion during a cast.

>>140715316
I started because I kept forgetting about it. then I noticed all pros skipped it. now I've started using it because it got buffed, I'm not 100% sure it's better than stats though, it's very nice to be tanky as bane and when I don't go stats I get some mana problems

it helps make him absolutely wonderful vs linkens carriers though

@140715818
What exactly does this have to do with Dota 2? Mods can you rangeban this nigger?

>>140715696
If this was brood war then the teams would gg out after losing the first runes

>>140715805
Its a slippery slope anon

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>>140715818

Didn't realize the other countries in the Anglo sphere weren't 1st world. Amerimonkey

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>llama down autism has girlfriend
>yet d2g-cucks will never lose virginity
ITS LIKE POETRY

>>140713505

SJWs are a global culture and they get called out and shamed in alot of Australian university online forums for being a complete joke. Love Australia.

>>140715985

if mods banned people for not talking about some shit dead game then this genreal would all be banned by now

>>140715591
why can't they just be more like yuri girls

>pick slardar
>win
nice game doturds

>>140716138
And it would be better off for it.

Is slardar the dark seer of MVP?

inb4 tactical feed into memeback

>>140716056
idra gg timing is not brood war m8

>>140716178
What happens when Slardar gets banned?

Do both teams lose?

>vega sits in jakiro ult for 3 years
>it does a total 4 points of damage

>>140716097
>""""""girl"""""friend

>doubting based chipenko

>>140716097

i bet she likes sucking her """""""""girlfriends""""""" dick 2bh

How to win dota

>PIck heores with tons of aoe and little downtime
>Win

LEBANON IS WHIIIIIIITE

>>140716056

Minigame where you have to grab the runes and carry them to your ancient creeps to feed them when?

FotA: Feed of the Ancients

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>based ixmike blowing the shit out of aussies

five for niiiiiiiil

THOSE HEALTH BARS

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>mfw after this lan icefrog nerfs slardar for no reason and he goes back to the trash tier for eternity

WHAT NOW KOREABOOS?

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VEGA

>>140715818
>america
>white

>>140715969
I particularly hate the fact that people deflect the hatred towards Llama's awful casting to her being a woman, as if that has anything to do with her total lack of game knowledge. Grats you fucking shitter you're a charisma less 4k(at most). I could be a better caster than your sorry ass

What exactly made Slardar so broken all of a sudden?

>Haven't played in months
>Really feel like playing
>Know I'll be significantly worse than when I last played
>The thought of playing that poorly is enough to discourage playing
>Repeat every month

;_;

servers dead?

>no game coordinator
DOTARDS?!@

>>140716374
People learned he exists
He's always been broken

>>140716142
Shit PR managers?
If they were like Yuri, they would be genuinely loved and the most popular human beings in the world.

>>140716374
Armlet
Lack of good Blink->Stun heroes right now

Slardar was good about a year ago with old Secret

>>140716349
>slardar dominating to the point you fear for nerfs
>""""no reason""""

4chan logic

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I RUSH TO BE BANNED

>>140716374
This is the strength meta. Slardar is both a powerful strength hero and powerful AGAINST strength heroes.

CHIPENKO'D

>QO running into the wall over and over

fucking ebin

>>140716374
>LE -1000000000ARMOR MEME BASH MAN
Now thats armlet was buffed and hearth became goodSkadi there is no stopping str carries.

>4 of vega run into icepath + macropyre
>still dominate the fight

Is slardar the sven of 6.87?

>>140716235
duuuuuuuude

Jakiro? More like Jokehero, lol

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SONGRATS YOU RETARDED FROG SLARDAR IS OP NOW CAN YOU REMODEL HIM ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCK?

Is na'vi last year's Vega?

>one good lan and some online matches
>get invite to major
>proceed to be shit

>enemies gain free pathing if pudge hooks or venge swaps enemy in a cloff
>it is ok if dark seer or batrider does it

nice double standards dotards

the first two heroes even need blink ds and br dont

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>>140716279
there's nothing wrong with feminine dick

Can any hero push with manta illusions faster than centaur?

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I warned you about the low cooldown aoe

i told you

dog

>>140716534
he could've used powershot on the trees

vega got paid to lose this BAKA

This is actually embarrassing

>>140716607
I guess with all that money he can buy a purse that matches those gloves

>>140716559
Maybe we'll see more baller king in pro games.

Armlet is actually so OP

>The mic completely dying because OD screams into it

LUL

>>140716601
LUL desu

BASED FUCKING CHIPENKO

C H I P E N K O

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VEGA HOLY SHIT

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VEGA HOLY SHIT

>it's TI4 all over again

C H I P E N K O

How do we fix Armlet? Increase HP drain?

>static field dropped
>mics start malfunctioning

This is one of the best LANs I've seen. Such amount of detail. Impressive.

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Dark Seer literally carrying teams

>that mic
>my ears

>>140716512
>patch day
>this is the INT meta

>now
>this is the STR meta

Make up your fucking mind!

>>140716635
Is it bad that I want to smash that face with a hammer?

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k̩ͥ͑̈́ì̭̮̩̞ͧ̊̏͐̓͢n̡̝̂̽̓͛̆ë̴̥̳̪͒ͤ̒͊̐̚ͅţ̼͔̰̰͖ͦ̅̃̇̚i͒́̾ͩ͊ͫc̪͓̔̒̏ͮ̇͠ ̧̯̞͚͕͈̩f̜̳̟̦͎̱̞̍ͨi͕͓̩͈ͬ̊ͧè͇͍̰͙̾ͤl̛̹̬͉̟͓ͤͪ̓̓ͣd̷͍ͬ

>>140716635

There's everything wrong with fake tits, why'd he do it mates? ;_;

my ears holy shit

THE WARRUN
H
E

W
A
R
R
U
N

>casters not saying a single word about how Ember Spirit is the main reason they won
embarrassing desu

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>>140716374
Transition from wc3 dota to Doturd 2 broke -armor mechanics, they became too weak so values removed were increased significantly to match, so -armor strats can remove any amounts of armor they wish.

Darkseer/Disruptor

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?

>bulba is good
>not just ds being op

>>140716691
>>140716693
>>140716695
>>140716712
>>140716714
>>140716716
>>140716720
>>140716734
I just started watching what happened?

>>140716695
>>140716712
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

ARCHIMONDE THIS SHIT

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>>140716672
of course

>Pick farming lineup
>get stomped

>Pick teamfight lineup
>Win

we can't also discard they are throwing on purpose to make it go to 5 games or that they were told to throw for betting reasons

>>140716720
>5sec cd on activation
Literally fixed

>>140716843
kinetic field + static storm + veil of discord + vacuum + magnetize

A R M L E T

A _ M _ E _

A NI M E

>>140716843
4 man vacuum wall in kinetic field static storm

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>dark seer can be nerfed

>Jakiro good hero

>>140716934

dark seer won't be nerfed

EG would go from tier 3 to tier bottom, Valve won't allow that

>>140716764
Otherwise "it's just a skinny guy with long hair"
and It'd take too long, and probably fuck with his/her penis to go through hormones to 'naturally' grow tits

>armlet is OP
>nobody has an armlet on vega
uhhh

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>>140713857
I love that guy

>>140717058
>valve wont allow that
icefraud killed alliance right after they won TI, noone is safe

>enemy picks slardar
>pick sven
>??? )))))
Pros are literally shitters for not picking sven
>muh 5ms nerf

How does Elder Titan have such a high winrate when people don't even frequently build hot memes on him? And how most people don't know how to play with an ET? And how did his winrate go up so much when the only buff he received was stomp damage?

why do people feel the need to flock to fucking social media when someone says rude, especially someone who's known to say retard things. if ur friends with them talk to them about it, if not wow it's almost like you can block someone congrats

>that fucking microphone
I actually had to switch to Russian stream to save my ears!

>>140717223
too bad icefraud hasnt worked on the game since TI4

what was the drama about llama?

>>140717223
eg is the only decent NA team though, it is bad for business to kill that team

>>140717248
natural
order

>it's a two regions nobody cares about are winning so everyone shitposts NA vs EU by proxy episode

What is your favourite Dota meme?

I'll start:

Supports can't be OP XD

>>140717326
read the thread fucknugget

>>140717248
>blademail rework
>ET deletes your armor

>>140717305
This is so obvious I'm legitimately surprised it's not a widely accepted truth in the community.

>>140715464
armlet first, sometimes before boots if you can get away with it (which is EXTREMELY rare but it happens)

HotD and dominate either an alpha wolf or a frost ogre

halberd because halberd makes fights a joke

BKB if needed

Blink is always nice

Satanic satanic satanic get a fucking satanic it's core satanic

Do you need HP? Get Skadi or Heart. Damage? Daedalus (or MKB if you're up against a butterfly-buying carry like AM or Gyro)

Is Hurricane Pike good? Probably not considering your ulti puts you right on top of someone and it has a low cd

>>140717243
you do realise that slardar literally is good against sven right?

you just buy a diffu and then he has -90 armor plus you have a great stun and like the best bash in the game

>>140717248
>when the only buff he received was stomp damage?
check out the past 4 or so patches

>>140717406
this whole thread?

whats the essence of it?

>EU only has T4 teams now

What happened?

>>140717243
>pick sven
>he gets bashed through bkb anyway
>he slardar ult basically nulifies war cry
>sprint lets you escape gods str
>slardar gets a bkb and sven cant stun him

Not to mention, MVP arent a team that plays sven alot anyawy

>>140717418

keep in mind most people isn't as retarded as 4chan users

>>140717305
>the competitive integrity of my dumbed down RTS is being infringed upon!
Icefrog is just a dumbass shitskin developing a random WC3 map, he never had any high-reaching plans with it, nor he should.

>>140717507
Press ctrl+f
Type 'llama'

Why the gooks don't just gg out?

>it's a 3-1 episode

damn no wonder EG lost to this, Vega are literally tier 0 gods

>>140717441
just call zhe zhe pham

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Korea?