Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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first for money

i want to be the sop cum queen tho, sorry shiny ass chan

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Second for cat butt

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>>140708760
no dont leave i wanna know how you made your pants so shiny

Wew, I should take my own advice, can't turn away from this babe.

Claiming top 10 for our new goddess

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>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Yozzil
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

have a comfy time, anons

>>140710008
it's the effect of the legendary hammer, juggernaut.

>>140710000
Even though you got quads, that title belongs to Laya.
>>140710002
Die.

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>>140710075
>our
No.

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>>140710076
Stop spamming random guilds, the only ones are already in the OP. Your info for NA and EU aren't even accurate.

>>140710165
>furfag
>tumblr
Go figure

>>140710131
>laya
No, she came in third when we all voted. Laya was dethroned.

>>140710242
Yeah, Togo Hornblower is really pathetic.

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>>140710262
ROSIE IS THE TRUE HOTGLUE QUEEN

>>140710214
School shooters is the new NA guild.

piss off

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>>140710120
damn i wanted shiny pants

>>140710214
wut, the EU look identical to me

>>140710398
post ass

>>140709993
>>140709705
make it a xhamster channel of sop/tribute for sluts from here

>>140710346
if you're going to post a picture of me, at least post a more recent one. Christ.

>>140710405
Just stop misleading new players, I don't really get what your agenda is here.

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>>140710242
What's the matter, your gf cucked you with some tumblr SJW?

>>140710630
you probably put that inside yourself first before you ate it.

also post new pic.

>>140710630
except you still look like that, so there's nothing different.

>>140710630
you a cutie i voted for you

>25 spiritwood to create just the shaft of what is at best, a failed attempt at creating Nevermore's precursor
>gonna be chopping so much wood the whole southern half of Tyria is going to be completely barren
So how's your day, /gw2g/?

>>140710618
T H I S
H
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S

>>140710618
I already created a channel for that, I just need to meet them ingame and record it I will hide the name if you want

>>140710702
>buzzmemes:the post
furries errybody

>>140710770
post the name please i will bookmark it

Calsi is a girl IRL???

>>140710770
You need to get in touch with shiny ass-chan
Also post your channel

Cum on my rat post on xhampster

>>140710770
Just ask for a webm, I bet a virgin cuck like you doesn't take long to cum anyway.

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>>140710519
actually had to take a new one because the one i had wasn't that great

>>140710770
I will subscribe to that shit in a heart beat. Cum on every avatarfag that spams their pics here.

>>140710704
That is unsanitary and a waste of food
>>140710706
You're not wrong, but the lighting in that picture is horrid
>>140710717
o

>>140711302
You'd know all about eating food lnao

>>140711302
All the good lighting on this planet can't change that fact that you look like that, but ok.

>>140710405
Oh, that explains why you post that meme list, you're a fucking retard who can't even read.

>>140711424
>>140711525
both correct

>>140711302
you are cute

>>140711302
>>140710630
>Rosie is still trying to force herself in here
Keggin doesn't have a crush on you anymore.

she's pretty cute but diabetes will eat her up you fast if she doesn't lose weight. time runs out fast

also we should be posting game content t b h

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>>140710405
Capped for future posts.

>>140711790
the attention feeds her autism.

>>140711302
>a waste of food
Cutest chubster.

Venomshitteblade kicked from guild again? Fucking good riddance, good job Dylan!

>>140712123
Dylan went full white Knight over something venom had nothing to do with, pretty funny.

>>140712123
Dylan actually fucked up there but OK dude

tfw Dindu is defending his autistic friends like a loyal cuckboi.

tfw no venomblade waifu

DYLAN X BRULENT???? WUT?

>>140712474
thats kittdai

>>140712474
Brulent doesn't have autism, that won't work

>>140712373
lmfao watching shitshank sperg out in his little clique chat was hilarious, don't act like he wasn't being anything but autistic you drone.

Dylan and Kittdai are here to post about themselves and attentionwhore.

>>140712123
Stop talking about yourself, Dylan.
>>140712361
Kittdai and Dylan, leave and don't come back, thanks.

>>140712229
>>140712373
venom got kicked because he was being a cuck and tried lying to dylan about some shit multiple times, good riddance cause the guy was annoying anyway

>>140712550
OK? He was in the right though.

>>140710770
bost channel :DDDDDD

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>>140712474
that's not even me............

Good job bringing useless drama to the thread Dylan.

Dylan gkicked from hope when?

>>140712361
Share preset please

>>140712710
Was this from Venom's POV? Because he is a compulsive liar, in case you didn't pick up on the other shit he's done.

>>140712658
Actually he got kicked because his friend asked kittdai if she has big tits and Dylan went full sperg.

>>140711745
Captain cuck Keggin, Cucky kisses Keggin, please report to Dr. B J Cuckleberg about your self diagnosed BPD and please leave the thread immmediately.

>>140711178
>rat cucks jealous that only FHD's get tribute videos

lol can't even do it yourself since you don't even have enough testosterone to produce anything other than an embarrassingly small about of jizz

>>140712123
Dylan is a mess

>>140712361
>copying Brulent
Kittdai, be less obvious.

>>140712785
>>140711279
>>140710909
I will post the channel when I make my first video
so tomorrow

>>140712658
>shitshank gets dylan to reinv dindu to HOPE
>gets kicked in like a day
>shitshank tries to get dylan to inv Sialoquent to HOPE
>sees thru the ruse
>shitshank calls dylan a cuck and kittdai a whore or something
>dylan goes full whiteknight autist
>gets kicked for 3rd time
>forms shit guild with his autistic friends

i love this place

>>140713040
>someone else uses boy cut hair

here we go

>you will never get to be the subject of poopdaggers blind autismal hate
>you will only listen his lies and empty promises all day

feels bad

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>>140713040
that looks nothing like bru, don't start drama pls

Kittfish went from grelom to dylan. predict who is next on this downward spiral

>>140713082
Nobody called Kittdai a whore, they had a normal conversation. Venom Dindu nuffin

>>140713073
you should do one of some "couples shitposting", cum Brulent while Jeff watches, cum on Kittdai while Dylan watches... hey you could even cut and past grelom and rexxxie into the kitdai pic too so they can all watch you come on her

that'll be even better than the time someone said REXXIE THE KEKOLD on an Anet stream

>HOPE now posting not even a rats, but ugly as fuck FHDs
New level of degradation achieved.

>>140713401
>>140713359
>>140713325
>>140713280
>>140713129
>>140713082
>>140713040
>>140712985
>>140712819
>>140712636
typical hopefag shitposts

>>140713486
We should go back to posting tanned FHDs with shiny butts
what happened to the guy making a cum tribute to her

>>140713325
It has to be someone who thinks Kittdai is just a meme, so that could be anyone.

>>140713730
Lock the rat

>>140713280
Brulent a cute

>>140713401
I will be collecting couple images and cum on them, I will also cum on sylvari and mcharr. I am just waiting for the shiny butt FHD

>>140714121
>collecting couple images
>actually waiting for one person to post their character
holy shit, that's pathetic

>>140714267
its gw2g what do you expect?

How daily centric is this game?

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>>140714575
if you mean daily achievements, you can do 3 and get 2g which is actually pretty easy money. daily logins give you a reward each day which is also p gud

>>140710741
I could be worse. You could be collecting 30 planks and 30 ingots to make a rifle that's going to just explode in your face and then necessitate building hundreds of more rifles to perfect riflesmithing techniques in order to try again.

And on top of that Anet nerfed my Gunflame.

>>140714267

You say pathetic, I say hilarious and the best thing to happen to gw2g in two years.

You're just scared because you want to avatarfag but don't want to publicly have cum on your face.

>>140714810
Then lemme rephrase it. Am I going to feel like I am falling terribly behind if I don't login daily to do these set of tasks? I had issues with that in XIV and it got tedious being compelled to do the exact same thing each day for 2 hours.

>>140714961

Not at all.

>>140714917
Yeah man, it's totally not pathetic to sit on this thread and wait for people to post their characters so this guy can find these people in game and jack off on their characters. But you know, hey
Ha ha

>>140714961
All you get for doing dailies is a few items (maybe a tome that gives you a level, something that gives a fifth of that much XP, some crafting mats, etc.), the gold for doing three, and 10 achievo points.

You lose very little by not doing dailies if you don't care about a few items, achievo points or a small sum of dosh. All that really matters is if you login as you get daily rewards just for logging in. But those don't decay or anything so there's also no hard in -not- logging in on a given day, your progress won't reset or anything. You'll just be that much slower to your next 30-day reward or w/e if you took a few days away from the game.

>>140714961
oh, no way. dailies are just optional things to get some extra gold and a few things. you don't have to do it and it won't hinder your progress in anyway.

>>140715325
Not to mention there are multiple objectives that change every day. It's not like you're forced to do the same instances day in and day out. Today one of the dailies is "go cut down wood in this region". Tomorrow the daily might be "go view a vista in this region". Plus there are categories for PvE, PvP, and WvW (and Fractals too, but they're sort of separate from the rest).

Kukkfish

>>140715187
Well the stalking part is an option yeah, but I thought he meant that he'd just jack off on those pictures?.. hence the reference to cut and pasting more cucks in. gw2g usually moves slow enough that you could come in once a day or two and just save some pics.

>>140714845
ah... actually I just took a close look at the second collection that I'll be working on eventually once I get my branch. Are they fucking kidding me with all the staff components they want me to craft? There's another 24 more spiritwood I'll need to craft, and that's on top of all the elder crap they want me to make too. Just around 7000 elder logs necessary, is that all? PFFFFFT
Legendary staff my foot, just gimme a legendary woodcutter axe at this point for all the deforestation I'm doing.

Power mesmer or Condi mesmer?

>>140718563
what's the game mode?

Please someone shitpost

>>140719035
Both, I dont know what is a good mesmer build

warrior or guardian?

Shinybutt fhd dildoing herself with an 8 inch studded cock

>>140719961
for pvp, condishatter chrono is a bitch
pve, chronotank

>>140719895
I filled my shit post quota for the week, sorry.

>>140720613
whats a chronotank

>>140720029
use the gs build

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>>140720487

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>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, or Rijakk
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>>140721045

In gw2, "tank" just means that you have 200 more toughness than anyone else in the party, so you can get the toughness aggro on the two bosses that have a toughness aggro mechanic. I don't know why people keep putting the word "tank" in there.

Look at what has become of the thread without caturday.

You people thought the thread would improve without caturday but it has only gotten worse.

>>140721790
>actually included my name

thanks venom.

>>140723161
it's just FHDs and HOPE shitposting right now
rat hour hasnt even begun

>>140721045
chronomancer mesmer with commander's armor

I miss Aznable........

I miss Jakey...

I miss Squatfu.

>>140723357
with the cats gone I thought it would be a slow and gradual process for FHDs to replace them
instead they instantly became the dominating shitposting force

I miss blue salad..

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>>140709705
NA.

>>140710008
>>140710120
Juggernaut applies a shiny effect to all of your armour, yes, but unfortunately I don't have that weapon. The screenshots are just taken in a specific area that has some different lighting during the day time hours that causes the shiny effect.

>>140714121
I'm right here!

>>140724252
What armor do you use?

>>140724398
Heavy armour from the AC dungeon and Aetherblade leggings.

>>140724252
do you want to meet somewhere for that video?

>>140724252
>shiny fhd is also a degenerate
Well there you go.

>>140724473
What dyes?

hey whats up guys im dead inside

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>>140724252
ohhh ok, that's good to know but i'm with >>140724864 what dyes do you use?

>>140724252
just give >>140724478
a webm, do not ever try to meet people from this general. Genuine word of caution because I like you.

>>140724478
I could, but how do you plan on doing that without anyone potentially interfering? I just got back home so I'm probably still going to be AFK for a fair amount of time by the way.

>>140724864
>>140725068
Mostly a mix of Graphite and Burnised Steel. Keep in mind that the shiny effect is caused by the lighting rather than the dyes.

>>140725132
That also works.

>>140725360
Think about what happened to the other avatarfags in this general.

Cloned, constantly namedropped, made rumors of, shitposted about, it's not worth it from this scummy community, remember that it's 4chan. I'll say it once more, keep that distance, as tempting as the social prospects may seem.

>>140725360
We can go to an instanced area. I dont plan on telling your name on the thread so you can send me a webm of your character idling with no chest, shoulder and hand armor if you feel like its safer

>>140725360
ah, thank you! are there particular maps where you get that lighting effect?

>>140725878
You want a frontal or rear view then?

>>140725878
Reminder that this guy wants to masturbate to your character and other people's, if you don't think that makes him abnormal enough then wait til he betrays your trust in some way by bragging to his epic friends. This shit always happens on the general.

>>140726059
He wants a rear I want a frontal

Tfw no shinybutt fhd irl

>>140726059
Frontal

>>140710630
post recent cunny

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Tfw no fluffybutt femcharr irl

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>>140727102
>tfw no femcharr wife even ingame

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>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, or Rijakk
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>>140726083
>This shit always happens on the general.

When has anyone ever made an actual tribute cum video in gw2g before?... and when has the cummer betrayed the cummie's trust?

>>140727640
You're relying on technicality, I'm talking about whenever an avatarfag gets too involved with people from the general, assuming you're the "cummer", it's better for your own sake as well.

>>140727973

Well that usually happens months after the poster has already become e-famous. Right now is the grace period when the real sperges are still too busy with outdated memes.

>>140728210
Yes, so I will continue to advise against reaching that critical mass, and for this anon to keep a reasonable distance for the sake of his own privacy, not to spoil things, etc.

>>140728210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>140728578
>filename

>>140729192
Sialoquent leave this place, stay in the cuckshed

>>140729192
Holy shit you normie

>>140729402
>>140729596

Wizard defense force detected.

why is effie creepy again?

>>140729996
he's not. a rumor started by dylan/ dros to bully him.

say hi to him he's a nice guy.

>>140729996

If you have been namedropped in gw2g, if you somehow are a gw2g celebrity past or present, then Effie will have/is stalking you. He probably won't even interact with you at all, but you'll see him creeping around trying to remain out of sight of you, while he's taking screenshots or something.

I haven't even hung out with HOPE in over two years, have never interacted with Effie, but he's still on my follower list and have caught him creeping around me before.

>>140729996
he's been on my followers list in game for months but i've only spoken to him once

>>140726236
>>140727036
I made both. The webm quality isn't exactly what I was hoping for though. Should I just upload the recordings instead or is this fine?

http://webmshare.com/play/Jr8am
http://webmshare.com/play/AxLmE

>>140729996
It's a meme started by Kittdai

>>140730261
>>140730298
>>140730374

One of these posts is an Effie post. Can you spot which one it is?

>>140730576
>>140730496
This one

>>140730474
God bless

>>140729996
Effie has the kind of obsessive personality where you say no but he will do it anyways for another motive. To dig up dirt, create a meme, spread gossip, etc it's like a hobby for him. If Effie has a question about you he will present himself to you but there will always be that secret goal, that secret reason why he's pressing in the first place. Guy doesn't have me added but I know enough.

>>140730474
Time to make a video

>>140731092
Is it Keggin season?

>>140729996
compulsive liar, whispers people without context, pretends to mistype, stalker list, incredibly narcissistic, cares way too much about drama/gossip, records conversations, has probably shitposted about people plenty of times over drama besides the few confirmed times, ERP'd with a pedo who liked him because he was underage. He's a generally unsettling person when you associate these details in a physical person, though it's not obvious at first.

>>140731272
Vorpal Ivy post

>>140731272
>compulsive liar, whispers people without context, pretends to mistype, stalker list, incredibly narcissistic, cares way too much about drama/gossip, records conversations
i can confirm these things

who's in venom's hacker clique?

>>140731427
Swing and miss, besides, Vorp is at work. I found out all these things just by observing the weirdo fuck.

>>140731448
Dylan add Venom back after you take your meds

What do you guys like about the game? For me, it is the pace of the combat.

>>140731632
Wew, nevermind, it's rat time right?

>>140731659
im not dylan nor have i ever joined HOPE

Venom here, Dylan's cool, relax cucks

Venom here, Dylan's cool, relax cucks

>>140731213
Be sure to show us your new channel, anon.

>>140731757
Nah not rat time I just thought that ass was good.

Nth for Dylan unselfconsciously sperging.

>>140731272
>pretends to mistype

I used to get these fucking Effie "pretended mistypes" kind of a lot, and I just ignored him every single time. After a few weeks he just suddenly stopped pretending to mistype me, so I guess he gave up on whatever he was trying to do with me and stopped doing that.

I would fuck the rat regardless

>>140731974
Well I'm looking forward to it broski, I also saved that ass.

Nth for Dylan being an autist

>>140732768
This is a mikepost

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>>140731213
I could upload the recordings if you want. The quality is slightly higher than the webms.

>>140733101
Why the fuck you stretch your webm

>>140730474
i came to you again.. top tier ass

>>140733049
Nth for Dylan be an actual autist

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>>140733101
! ! !

>>140733101
CANT GET ENOUGH

>>140733259
I didn't stretch it, I just cropped out the surroundings.

>>140733101
Sit on my face you fucking slut

>>140733101
nah these are fine, they are small but I'll have to work with 10 second recordings

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>>140733706
Okay. Let me know if there's something else you need.

link the xhamster channel

>>140734448
>>140733101

Can I fuck that fat brown ass IG?

>>140735664
Maybe.

>>140735778

What if it meant 9 inches of fat black girldick?

>>140735836
Anything goes.

>>140736062

IGN?

>>140736140
>ERP
THE quickest way to drama or enough shitposting to spoil the charm of the general, don't do this, it'd be like stabbing yourself in the eye, there's no gamble to it.

>>140736140
That's a secret :^)

>>140736140
Gofa Kursilf

>>140736270
On one hand you're not wrong, on the other it's how I got my waifu. Do what you want imo.

>>140736494
I think she likes the teasing/general attention from people, that'll go away if someone finds her in-game and they ERP. It'll just be known, word spreads. Not worth it for some shitty light novel-tier writing, awkward flirty whispers, and the eventual loss of contact.

Effortlessly getting (and keeping) a waifu is near impossible, you'd think it'd be easier in a virtual setting, but no.

>>140733259

because that's the only stretch FHD's can do nowadays

>>140736297
>>140736769
I guess this is the case. I pleases me knowing that people also like my characters and even though I occasionally ERP with my characters that's where I'd like to draw the line. I've chosen to stay out of /vg/ guilds because I prefer staying anonymous. I mean, I don't mind people recognising my characters but I'd rather be 'that one person' instead of someone whose name everyone knows and spams here or ingame.

http://xhamster.com/user/gw2g_camera
First video soon.

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>>140737352
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>140737352
Is this the new meme?

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>>140737352

>>140737313
Trust me, that's the right mindset, I and other people haven't been shilling for you to keep a degree of privacy for no reason, the bad shit always happens, we just want you to avoid as much of it as possible because of this general's culture. Things stay fun that way. Now go back to teasing my cock, turn around and /cry.

>>140737352
>Vatican City

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>>140737352
UPLOAD
L
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LOAD

>>140737915
>Trust me
>Now go back to teasing my cock, turn around and /cry.
this aint biased

>>140737915
>turn around and /cry.
Maybe later.

Is levelling a warrior worth it? I hear bad things about the profession in general

>>140738671
Yea, it's not the worst class anymore and it's still meta in PvE.

>>140738217
I've got his best interests at heart, but not at my dick, I won't lie.

>>140738671
>I hear bad things about the profession in general
Like what?

>>140738671
well, it's baby's first class so i'm not sure what the bad things you heard about it were

>waaah, cat spam is unhealthy for the general and make it look bad to new players
>caturday ends
>thread is now full of rat/fhd spam and people hotglue-gunning topless FHDs

Maybe caturday happened to help dilute this absolute filth that we now see in its concentrated form.

>>140739383
There was no reason behind it
Stop looking for reasons

>>140739383
i'd rather it be fhds than fucking cats.

>>140739383
I will make this a weekly thing then. I will ask who to hotglue each saturday and whoever gets the most votes wins. Sylvari, FHD and mcharr only

>>140739618
how do you know there was no reason behind it?

>>140739383
>trying to justify caturday

>>140739383
Caterday was chemo. I'm surprised how quickly the cancer came back after gw2g's year long chemo treatment.

>>140739649
someone find a nice pic of laya, kittdai, and brulent together

>>140739649
Would you compromise to glue a rat every once in a while

>>140739649
I can live with that.

>>140739649
I hope you're not lying.

>>140739383
>A single person spamming 3 threads to image cap with images of characters without any kind of discussion what so ever within 6 hours
>One thread where every second to third post is related to a single person
>FHDposting dissipates as soon as the player announces he's leaving

I don't understand why you're upset.

>>140739854

Even crazy hotglue maniacs are above pedos.

>>140739649
>and mcharr
RUN VAE

>>140740374
there was already anons hotgluing rats, so thats irrelevant

>>140740397
burz...

>>140739854
I can deal with charr, I cant deal with rats

>vae
>on xhamster
LOL

>>140740524
collage of hotglued gw2g celebrities when?

>>140740684
Still waiting for that upload

>>140740684
so theres not 1 rat that gets you hard?

>>140739841
please dont do that, it really grosses me out

>>140740879
Send a voice clip of yourself begging not to be cummed on and I'll consider it.

>>140741021
lmao

>>140741021
>laya sends a voice clip begging not be be cummed on
>play the voice clip over the video
>picture of laya, kittdai and brulent
>cum on kittdai and brulent, sparing laya

>>140741021
dont even care that you are passing as me.
I will post the link when its ready

>>140741359
i cant stop laughing right now

>>140741021
>>140741359
im not laya and seriously, please don't

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Returning player to GW2 here.

Is there anything new to do? I bought Heart of Thorns way back but never played it. I'm aware of the new classes but what else is around? Anything new for PvP? New patches?

>>140741464
Would u cum on a rat?

>>140741586
wvw has been revived
pvp is still a cluster fuck. the bunker meta is real
hot events have been improved
no more dedgeons

>>140741730

What revived WvW?

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>>140740684

>>140742046

Not improvements in gameplay, just like dungeons and PvP, it's just that there's more rewards, so you just have a bunch of people who dislike the content doing it for the rewards.

>>140741514
>>140741464

Oh, please please do.

not for the sexual content obviously, but just because they don't want you to.

cum all over bru's face plz

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>>140737352
Don't keep us waiting, anon

aggressive heartpupilsura

d-don't cum on me silly boys
-calsi

>>140743168
now we wait >>140741464

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Hey. I heard there's a new hot glue channel in town?

>>140743258
nobody would ever cum on your ugly ass rat
t. effie

>>140742046
Real rewards that make you feel like you are actually acquiring by playing WvW. Some balance fixes to make zerg fights more heathy. The spike in players has made it much more action packed now.

>>140743910
you seem to be confusing calsi with yourself
t. lani

>>140743698
I-I can't handle all his great ass today..but I MUST.

>>140742885
>this is creeping someone out
>they don't like it
>do it anyway
>totally not sexually motivated
Are you one of those guys who gets off one someone telling you to stop.

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>>140743258

This cum isn't like I remember it...

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>>140742974
>>140742885
absolutely disgusting

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can I get some cum too, daddy?

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>>140744806
Take it easy, we'll kill our noble benefactor if this keeps up

>gay charr spam leaves
>FHD cumdrinkers enter

>>140744730
That's not bru

>>140745184
god fucking bless, at least people get to interact without having to wade through pics upon pics of shit.

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>>140744357

>disliking someone and wanting to see them suffer has to be sexually motivated

but by all means, please continue white knighting your pretend internet girlfriend.

>>140745480
So who do you dislike then, buddy. Laya's a cunt but nice when she wants to be, Kittdai is Kittdai, and Bru is a nice person.

Still eagerly awaiting the upload

>>140745768

>who do you dislike
>laya is a cunt
>kittdai is kittdai

do you even read the shit you type, or is it just a freewriting excercise?

>>140747162
laya is a cunt though. she's nice but it doesn't change the fact that she's a cunt. kittdai is a liar but the people who generally hate her are her victims when she moves on.

>lewdsi
>female
>zimbabhwe

>>140747752
what are you even talking about

>>140747752
who

>>140748090
>>140748304
>>140737352

>>140747409
>>140745768
i don't see how someone can be a cunt but still be nice

>>140749442
Laya is just sassy, she's nice when you're cool but she doesn't pull punches when you're busy asking for them.

cum on laya face now

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What does it mean?!

>>140749861
it means the next expansion takes place in cloverfield

>>140749540
fuck off laya

>>140749861

that's a destroyer troll, one of primordus' minions

anyone got that anet sjw collage?

>>140749861
The real question is "would you fuck that if it had titties?"

>>140751424
If you like having a burned dick.

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>>140751378
no :D

>>140751540

>autoerotic immolation

>>140751540
what if i do

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>>140749861

translation here

>>140749861
looks like something out of metriod prime

stick it in me

>>140754537
ok let me get the butter stick

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>>140749861

oh shit guys it's squatfu

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>>140755004
i wanna run my fingers through Squatfu's hair

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Welp, I was hoping to see anon's upload before heading off again, but it seems that he's taking his time to (literally) finish.
Have a nice day, /gw2g/. It was nice browsing with you.

>>140755451
I love you

So who do you think will end up being hotglued in the meme xhamster page?

I want to hold her hand...

>>140756795
Hopefully everyone since anon said it could become a weekly thing

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>>140755451

>>140757158
No rats, no norns, no femcharr, no mhuman, no mvari.

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w-what's going on in this thread

>>140757476
That just filters out the snowflakes. I stand by my case, everyone is a potential target.

Just when is he going to upload his first video though?

>>140757607
cummy cakes

>>140757607
caturday is gone, cancer has amplified tenfold

>>140757607
well if we're lucky, the degeneracy is slowing down

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>>140756795
fucking hotglue fags

>>140758103
post some more ;] unless you want hotglue

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>>140758689
wew

>Daily Adventure: Shooting Gallery
why

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I'm contacting the xhamster™ admins as well as booking a flight to Houston, TX to have a meeting with the CEO of xhamster™ on taking the user [gw2g_camera] to court before they can cum on my waifu.

God Bless.

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>>140757607
Nothing good.

>>140759743
Why would I want to cum on a catfish?

>>140759743
kill urself

>>140759898
fuck off calsi

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>>140761431
1v1 me

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>>140759743

>>140761765
ill 1v1 you in bed

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Red: Servers by coverage
Green: Servers by glicko

These matches aren't balanced at all.

I think ANet should have done the links according to actual coverage instead of glicko rank.

Time will "balance" the matches as glicko scores are readjusted, but every tier will still be a blowout until new links are made.

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>>140761959
good luck
i'm between 7 superior arrow carts

>>140762195
I don't know how they're going to balance for coverage outside of separating time brackets into 6 or 8 hour chunks. PlanetSide 1 and 2 had the same issue--VS and NC would completely flip 6~8 continents overnight and we'd have to take it all back, only to lose it again.

24 hour games always have this problem, and it's that much worse when there's no reward for 100% control of the map or maintained control during a season.

>>140762481
I want to fight for the republic with Calsi

Is Jade Quarry suffering? Will they tumble down like TC and SoR did?

Why is Dylan so autistic?

>>140765194
shut the fuck up shitshank

i've masturbated to kittdai so many times holy shit

>>140765686
how many xhamster videos?

>>140765194
>>140765332
>Acting like Shitshank is the only person who thinks Dylan should have a rank that equals his autism level.

>>140765787
nobody cares but you shitshank, fuck off with your grudge

>>140759038
whisper me jeff vann right now

>>140765194
>>140765332
>>140765787
>>140765843
>Crying while trying to defend yourself.
Fuck Venomblade and you faggot. You're a loser in guild chat, you're an autist in voice chat, and you're defensive on the general.

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>>140765332
t. shit stirring faggot
>>140765843
t. can't even tell who shitshank is

im not even posting u cucks

>>140765787
>haven't been in HOPE for years
>a while ago doing a DS with normie friend
>Dylan The Almighty tags up his commander tag and starts sperging in /map and /say as if the tag gives him authority
>commander tag who was already leading the zerglings is like "wtf go away"
>Dylan continues sperging, and now starts directing his sperg at the commander already there
>normie friend is like "wtf this guy is a retarded spaz"
>some zerglings join in on the "wtf go away"
>he keeps sperging and the existing commander just gives up and goes to a different lane

It was funny because you could tell that sperg was about to happen just because someone with a [HOPE] guild tag equipped their commander tag.

any fhds online whisper me jeff vann

>>140766345
>taking dylan seriously
stop acting this new

>>140766523

Doesn't matter if you are honestly sperging, or ironically sperging, the results are the same.

>>140766423
This is a Jeff Vann post

>>140766101
>>140766345
Sounds like the Dylan we know and love
>>140766523
When he's not being ironically autistic, he's being unironically autistic. Either you're more new than you think I am or you don't talk to more than once a month.

>>140766326
venom's clique looks like the bad guys and losers in a movie. the dumb criminals who are designed to be hated lmfao

>>140767230
Threadcucks mad anyone can enter and nobody has ever gotten banned

post cute

What's a setup for leveling a guardian?

>>140768178
Sword/Torch + Staff, JI+Retreat+Save Yourselves, any heal and any elite

>>140766807
I know Dylan. Nothing is funnier to him than when you take his unironic autism seriously. He literally doesn't care so why do you.