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Neptunia General #894 /nepgen/

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/WDNvjC77

Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune confirmed in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details

Geki Noire Steam release date: it's out.

MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies release date:
-10 May (NA).
-13 May (EU).
-out on the PSN for a short time.

Limited Edition now available for preorder:
http://www.iffysonlinestore.com/blanc-zombies-limited-edition/

Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.
EU still unknown.
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>Got no imouto
>More lonely than Lonely Heart
>Own country isn't anywhere near as old as the others
>Doesn't get a spin-off game
>The MMO she plays isn't her spin-off game
>Even CH is heckling her for it
>Even IFI forgot her name
Vert for saddest Goddess.
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>>140399840
At least IFI are being decent about it.
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>>140399840
>"we will compensate by including Green Heart herself"
WHAT
I NEED THAT
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No Linda allowed.
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That anime sale on Steam hurts my wallet.
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>>140400440
Okay. Guess im going to play some vidya
bye!
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>>140399840
Ouch.
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How do you even get rank points online anyway?
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No Vert allowed.
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REMOVE OVERHEAT
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So.
How do they retcon Uzume chilling with the Neps after being revived?
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>>140401821
It's not even mentioned, please don't bring it up out of the blue.
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>>140401843
In what
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>>140401843
You mean in GekiBlanc? Non-canon spin-off dimension.
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>>140401821
Can you take your shitposting somewhere else?
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>>140399561
THANK YOU PERFECT HEART


I LOVE YOU
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>>140402109
In all future mainline games.
They have to cut the budget somehow
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So how is the Niore game? Is it a good TBS game?
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>>140402257
They'll work out something
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Someone finally joined one of my lobbies in MegaTagmension... got his ass kicked by the boss and then left after our first quest ; ;
Whyyy?
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>>140402629
nigga what lobby in
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>>140402353
So far it has been more fun than i expected
My only complaint would be the SI but he's so Beta at the start you can ignore him
The challenges in this game are easier to get than the RB3 ones at least
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>>140401843
Blanc occurs in a "MegaDimension" Nep prime is in the 2nd Hyperdimension.
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>>140402257
But they can just reuse all their assets from V-II. Voice-acting isn't a problem either as Honda Mariko isn't KanaHana-level of expensive. In fact, she's not even as expensive as the main four, which are all arguably KanaHana-level expensive. Nepgear and Uni too.
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>>140403403
In the next game, Nepgear will kill everyone and then herself to save budget. They'll only need voice acting for cheap VAs
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>>140403601
They can hire me. I'm sure my foreign accent and my male voice will work perfectly with Neptune.
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>>140403857
Well, Neptune does tend to have a lot of males inside her so maybe it works?
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>>140403857
"Thank you for applying Anon. Although your skills and personality fit our project, we regret to inform you that your memes and knowledge of current memes are not up to par."
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>>140403857
How many memes do you know?
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>>140404119
>>140404223
Oh, you think the memes are your allies, you merely adopted the memes. I was born in them, molded by them.
I made so many memes I have been acknowledged as canon in IFI's translation, and many blood virgins scream my name in gameindustri.
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>>140403857
>foreign accent
CYKA CYKA
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>>140404095
How come my vert edit isn't as popular as the nep one
Is vert not even suitable for memes?
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>>140404628
Vert is too much of a lady, so that doesn't work.

>>140404603
More like omelette au fromage, baguette et vache qui rit.
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>>140404628
She's actually the best one for this.
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>>140404628
Because she's a freaky fish fondler.
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>>140404628
A decent portion of the fanbase likes little girls.
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>>140404628
The series makes it clear that Vert is not suitable for loving so making love to her would be a betrayal of everything Neptunia stands for.
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There is literally nothing wrong with sexualizing the twins
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>>140405072
I want to spank the twins.
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>>140405072
Thank you captain obvious
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>>140405072
Only if they become adults
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>>140405072
This is why spanking is objectively better.
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>>140401174
Friendship.
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Remember to be nice to monsters - We're the good guys! (RIP used wrong thread)
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Noire pleases citizens for shares.
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>>140405072
lol, what twins? There's only Rom
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Good enough I guess
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>>140408628
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>>140407975
There's also the one constantly getting spanked by Blanc, the one named Ram.
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>>140408850
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>>140409087
Where are her GPU upgrades?
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>>140408898
I wonder if there's a dimension where Histoire is lazy and Neptune is workaholic
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>>140409087
I'll probably fix that later

>>140409254
V-II
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>>140408898
Fuck you, there's no such character.
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>Geki Noire
>Final boss
>Arfoire moves twice and uses her fucking massive AoE attack to wipe me in neo turns

How is this fair?
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>>140409264
There's already a dimension where Histoire is a turncoat and gladly works for Noire. Why not the opposite?
I'd like to see the Lazhisty posting on the inner net of the Histoire though.
>"Gaaals, Neptune always make me work, what a bother..."
>"You're a disgrace to us."
>"^This desu senpai"
>"OP is obviously Arfoire shitposting, don't take the bait"

>>140409338
But there's one.
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>>140409087
>>140409316
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>>140409536
>But there's one.
Yeah, one White Sister. Rom
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>>140409496
One turn*
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>>140409496
Grind
More
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>>140409496
>How is this fair?
It's not. Just download some hacks and fuck her up for cheating
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Welp. At least, thanks to GekiNoire, I know how the Sharicite actually looks like.

I'm disappointed, I expected a round crystal glowing in a creepy green light.
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How long until Histoire goes full Palpatine and takes gamindustri for herself?
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>>140409906
Superdimension Histy could probably do that
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I hope the next Musou-Lite Nep game features Makers and the Gold Third
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>>140410249
I hope so, too. I have plans for K-sha's ass.
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So, few chapters into RB1 and now boss fights are pretty much awful. Am I just underleveled or is this the rest of the game, and the other games?
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>>140410771
Buy Life Rngs you're supposed to be have life rings.
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>>140410551
K-Sha will be literally removed from the Gold Third to cut all ties with Konami
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>>140410932
What's the problem with Konami?
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>>140410932
A shame, she's the only Sha with a good ass.
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>>140411021
All they do now is >PES and pachinkos
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I love Neptune more than anything in the whole world.
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>>140411212
I love you too, Plutie.
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>>140411121
>PES
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>>140410894
I meant the guard break thing, to the point where their health is decaying just as fast as their GP
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>>140411418
Get Compa to break Guard Break with the A button
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>>140411021
They've been focusing on Pachinko a lot lately at the expense of their franchise lineup which they're forcing into Pachinko machines instead of actually making new games for. AFAIK, they mostly just do Bemani and maybe mobile games now.

That said, how much Compile Heart gives a fuck is up for debate given that the issues didn't get this bad until well after VII released in Japan IIRC and the only two games that have been released since then haven't had anyone from the Gold Third, which means there's no evidence of K-sha's disappearance being any different from CH's usual antics regarding most of it's makers and maker-esque girls.
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>>140411121
What's PES? I don't really keep up with new games much

>>140411563
Wow, Konami is on a suicide path
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>>140411356
But I'm not Plutia, silly.
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>>140411820
PES is a soccer game. Okay, so I guess they do Bemani, PES, and F2P mobile shit. Yeah, I'd say a suicide path sounds about right, at least until the Pachinko inevitably takes off and the F2P shit inevitably rakes in whale money because big companies seem to get away with anything by virtue of money regardless of how much people complain about it.
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>>140412242
I want to throw K-Sha into a bottomless pit now
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>>140411563
The sole difference between the Gold Third and every other type of Maker is that they solely own the Gold Third, while every Maker that isn't IF and Compa are collaborations between their parent companies, hence why they can use the names. This also meant that they own the characters and CH needs to ask them for permission again to use them.

Which is why NISA is in Disgaea and no longer in Neptunia, because the two companies hate each other and stuff. Although, it's very likely they wouldn't appear in V anyway, because CH loves making new anthropomorphization.
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>>140411121
>>140411563
Don't forget they treat their employees like utter fucking shit, and will even deny them the capabilities of doing their damn job FOR WEEKS.
Not to mention to the higher ups at Konami, Kojima and all the other creators of their famous IPs mean nothing to them, their contributions mean as much as the guy who scrubs the floor
They're notorious for screwing VAs out of money and royalties as such with David Hayter for GZ and PW and Guy Chi being replaced for the HD re-release.
Also they've straight lied to their fans, once posting a poll asking for IPs they want to come back only for it to mean nothing.
Also let us NEVER forget the VGAs were Kojima could not receive any rewards for his own game because Konami lawyers told him to fuck off
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>>140412864
*Guy Chi being replaced for the HD re-release of Silent Hill 2
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>>140412864
So why is K-Sha not a bloody money grubbing psychopath
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>>140413325
Well she is a psychopath at least
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>>140413325
Because she's old school
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>>140413325
She's already one of them and B-Sha took the other
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"Thank you for purchasing the MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies Limited Edition from Iffy's Online Store.

We are writing to inform you that unfortunately there is a misprint on the Official MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies Art Book that says "Black Heart" instead of "Green Heart." We sincerely apologize for the misprint.

We want to emphasize that we understand the high collectors' value and importance of Limited Editions to our fans. We strive to provide our fans with the highest quality items and we take these issues seriously.

As a growing online store we regrettably aren't able to reprint the art book but, as a small token of compensation for any inconvenience this may cause, we will be be including a 2.5" x 6.5" sticker set of the text that reads "Green Heart" and of Green Heart herself with each Limited Edition."


Vert BTFO
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>>140413515
>>140413472
>>140413393
Come to think of it, all the companies represented in Gold Third are absolutely horrible
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>>140413641
I want a Green Heart Sticker
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>>140412586

While that is certainly true, I still get the feeling we just won't see them again anyway unless CH changes their ways or there's some reason they have to stay for future mainline games that can't just be ignored. Though honestly, given the case of Plutia and Peashy, not even that can stop Compile Heart from arbitrarily not including characters.

>>140412864

Ah yes, I almost forgot all of that stuff as well. I can imagine the people who came up with K-Sha's personality traits, especially her yandere side, having a laugh as Konami sinks further and further down to match and then far outclass K-Sha's yandere side.
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>>140413881
Go away Namefag.
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>>140413881
>2k16
>being namefag
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>>140415236
>2016
>Avatarfagging
Yes Lindafag, you are basically avatarfagging
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I feel so empty.
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>>140415469
But i am already a shitposter so i don't give a shit
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>>140415236
See >>140400440
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>>140416601
Fuck police
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The game itself looks fun, but Secretary acting like a harem anime protagonist and Noire being a passive-agressive bitch are kind of annoying.
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Also, how am I supposed to identify as someone who doesn't believe in spanking to discipline bratty princesses?
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Guess what just got updated?
Nothing did.
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Huh, I didn't know the Dark CPUs were bosses in MegaTagmension. Cool.
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So Noire likes to turtle in fightan games.
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>Rebirth 1
>stuck at that one boss who blocks your items and skill
>U
>stuck at that one quest where there are three otakus and a bunch of immortal dogoos that are only vulnerable to EXE attacks that I can't use because immortal monsters don't fill the EX gauge
>Gekinoire
>so many crates out of range and I can't jump

I hate video games sometimes.
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>>140418405
dat smug face
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>>140418405
>>140418670
How do you make screenshots that don't take only a corner of the screen?
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>>140418475
For U, the only two things you can do are to get that one accessory from killing the rose flowers that lets you start with 100% EXE and taking advantage of the EXE fill from getting your costume broken. This should give you a maximum of four EXE Drives to work with, which should be enough to take out the three otaku.
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>>140418910
>For U
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>>140419712
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So, /nepgen/, when are you going to stop pretending Noire doesn't have any friends?
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>>140420681
You enjoying blanc VS Zombies anon?
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>>140420839
It's a fun game with lots of fun fights (although all the cool stuff is saved for the multiplayer mode)
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>>140420917
I can certainly agree with that. Most of the decent length missions are in the multiplayer mode. I gotta get my review on the game done soon but I got quite a lot to say about it haha.
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>/u/ thread has finally gone full tumblr
>this one is as shit as ever
Kill me.
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>>140420917
>Famitsu
My man. Her and Tamsoft are my mains.
The game seems to give Famitsu way better stats overall compared to Tamsoft. Good luck with the RNG drops if you're planning to plat.
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>>140421446
post your address
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>>140421678
>if you're planning to plat.
Nah, I don't care about trophies at all.
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>>140421446
They were always full tumblr. Just go to cripplechan.
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Raze Lastation
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>>140420917
>>140421678
Guess I'm the only Vert guy so far. One of you two explain these damn rankings
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>>140421948
Rude.
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>>140422102
Woah the hell is with that text formatting there?
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>>140422102
why is she wearing a virtual boy
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Nope. Still bugged.
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>>140422227
Working as intended
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>>140422102
Considering how terrible she is in this game, I hope you stay the only Vert guy.
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>>140422183
Probably took it when it was popping up

>>140422186
More HP

>>140422363
Fight me 1v1
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This is Noire when Plutia is around.
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>>140422412
How have your experiences with online been? I've found it to be pretty stable myself.
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>>140422549
That doesn't look like Noire to me.
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>>140422663
She dyed her hair because she's gone delinquent.
Plutia will set her straight.
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>>140422759
Where'd her boobs go?
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>>140422824
... Plutia did it. It's, hu, the beginning of Noire's punishment.
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Ight boys, what's the best (or your favourite) theme, all games included.

Mine, White Sisters' Theme:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GjQiLyDio
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>>140422646
They've been alright only had 1 guy in lobby so far
Would like to really try it out with the other 2 guys here

I see your asses on that ranking you sons of bitches
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>>140422914
Nope. None of this sounds plausible. You're making things up. Go sit in the corner.
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>>140422946
I'll give it a go with you. Lemme just make a room
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>>140423032
Don't forget lobby and stuff
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>>140422926
There's only two real choices.
Yellow Heart's theme and the fight theme against the Dark CPUs in V-II.
Nothing else even comes close.
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>>140422926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkycMngIJvk
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>>140422982
Damn, how d'you figured out?
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>>140422102
Do lots of missions I guess? If you mean Player rank, I got from Rank 6 to 10 just from doing quests over and over again. If you mean leaderboards, beat lots of 5 Star quests? I'm not sure.

>>140423032
Gonna join this.
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>>140423095
Hyperdimension lobby.
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>>140422982
>>140422914
>>140422824
>>140422759
>>140422663
>>140422549
thank you for the two-man comedy act
i chuckled
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God damnit. Connection died. Sorry guys. Can someone else host? My connection is very.... iffy
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>>140423796
>My connection is very.... iffy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>140423796
It automatically switched over to me as host. I'm holding open the lobby for you at the moment.
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>>140423796
The host went to Hiou when you DC
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>>140423873
Compa's got some nice hips.
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>>140423961
>>140423973
Ah awesome. Sorry bout that guys. My connection is terrible. Blame my New Zealand internet and the fact my wireless router sucks. I'll join again in a sec
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Damn that is scary
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neps ten years from now relegated to doing cell phone carrier advertisements
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>>140424313
I fully and completely approve this party setup
Needs one Blanc so she can be smothered by both Verts
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>>140424313
God damnit just don't trust my internet connection at this point. I need to get in a place where it is stable lol.
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>>140424580
Anyone interested in a thread over there would already be over there, there's no point in shilling it here.
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>>140422926
https://youtu.be/VsVI-Ev2vvw
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get out of my face.
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>>140424936
I don't think people will magically figure it out if I don't tell them.
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>>140422161
topple their monuments and steal their women
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>>140425110
Cast down their idols, break their altars!

Oh, and capture and spank the women too.
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Does spankfag ever sleep?
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>>140424631
Try once more for the hell of it

I like this Uzume
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>>140425272
Sleep is for faggots and carbon-based lifeforms.
I have transcended the meat you call a body to become a being of pure light.
Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bones, panting and sweating as you post in this thread. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal being?
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>>140425569
What happens if you cover a being of pure light with a reflective blanket?
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>>140425895
The room becomes extremely dark.
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>>140424631
You thinking about trying at least once more? We're waiting on ya at the moment.
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>>140425569
>>140425895
>>140425992
Guys I think we found out who Mysterious Light who always appear to cover breasts and butts is.
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>>140422926
http://youtu.be/A6PMSCKiXLg
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>>140425194
Burn their Neps, salt the buildings and spank the fields.
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>>140426072
I will but I just want to set something up. You guys can go and play a few games without me. Just gimme a sec.
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>>140426265
>spank the fields
Which part of a field is the ass?
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>>140399840
She always has Chika when she's not trying to bury her face in Bert's ass.
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>>140425569
How's insomnia treating ya?
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>>140426183
You though it was some monster?
TOO BAD! IT WAS ME, SPANKFAG!
ME ALL ALONG!

>>140426265
You're doing it wrong but I know to never disrespect a guy with a flamethrower.


Also, I always wondered what the basilicom really were, turns out it's explained in HDN1:
>No, no. Each city in Lowee has its own local Basilicom to govern the area.
>The Central Basilicom, also known as Entremets, is where all local Basilicoms are managed.
So despite the basilicom working like priests, it's closer to an administrative building than a religious one. But then again, the one leading the basilicoms have religious title.
And then there's that small part that Financier tells to Blanc :
>The Evangelist will give you a lecture if you keep that attitude!
These guys are most logically the PR department of the basilicom, so it's really an administrative serve working as a religious one.
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LMAO, pressed circle to try to heal and dashed forward right into her face.
>>
Neptunia DOOM .wad when?
Final boss should be Cyberdemon with a Nepgear head
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>>140426904
When you do it.
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>>140426629
Keep in mind that HDN1 is a bit different than the rest of the series. In the other games the Basilicoms definitely lean more towards the administrative than the religious.
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>>140426950
But I have no talent.
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Hmm, I'm guessing I must have d/c'd?
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We wuz NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH
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>>140427127
I thought you were going to post your Noire-inspired ork army.
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>>140427005
I'm reading a HDN1 let's play right now, and even in that one, it looks like the only religious thing they do are using religious names and robes for the workers.

Damn, I totally want to play some Dominions now.

>>140427204
That was another Anon who said he was going to make a Noire ork army. Guess who?
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>>140427320
When did Vert ever call Plutia lazy? Also please stop demonizing the cinnamon bun.
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I want to see Noire's ork army rape and pillage their way through Lowee!
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>>140427487
>through Lowee
Now we can't have that, now do we? My Imperial Guard will stop the orks in their tracks.
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>>140427487
>Orks
>Rape

Anon, I got some news for you that I don't think you're going to like...
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>>140427640
Well, given how orks reproduce, technically, when you're breathing near one, you're smelling his semen as it penetrates your lungs.
I don't think orks fungus can infest your lungs, but it's almost rape.
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>>140427838
Or you could just get creative and shove a choppa or shoota in various orifices
Also fungi aren't semen
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>>140427838
Well then trees are raping you when you breathe in the pollen.
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>>140425385
>Yellow Heart, Uzume and Black Heart
This party is weird
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>>140399840

When I got that email today I laughed, but then felt bad for Vert.

I figure I'll make it up to her by putting my sticker in a more prominent place than inside a book.
>>
> Why d’you think I promoted you from Chamberlain to Evangelist? Get a freakin’ clue! Stop breathing down my damn neck!
>…I can’t do that until you stop having your little violent, childish tantrums. Oops, was that inappropriate? Forgive me.

Interesting.
So the Goddess is in charge of the promotions, and Evangelists aren't low-level mooks.
Also, Evangelists are said to be also in charge of converting other provinces, which I find a bit strange. Why would you send a high-ranked worker to do such a dangerous job? Missionaries are vulnerable since they're basically sent in hostile territory and may be considered heretics.
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>>140399653
Women can control their periods
-Anon, 2016
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>>140428045
I mistook fungi for spores. Orks shove their spores down your nose and throat.
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In this scene what actually happened was:
Uni: ¡¡Que haces besando a la lisiada!!
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>>140376054
That's not really confirmation of a menstrual cycle. It's circumstantial evidence, at best.
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Blanc's game is the pinnacle of platforming.
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>>140428431
>>140428673
Woah, are you finally reacting to what was said hours ago?
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>platforming mission at all
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>>140428195
>and Black Heart
top kek
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>>140428301
Evangelists and missionaries aren't the same.
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>>140428737
It was... terrifying.
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>>140428654
>Spic jokes
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>>140428431
You're coming back for more after the savage beating you received? Really?

You're actually a hardcore M, aren't you?
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>Noire confirmed for most intolerably putrid breath in all of Gameindustri

Why doesn't she fix that shit so she can have some friends?
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>>140427204
>>140427320
If anyone Uzume should be the one to get an orkish horde. She;
1. Fights by either - Yelling at things, bashin ladz, and stompin gitz.
2. Lives on a rock floating through space.
Her name even sounds sounds vaguely orkish.
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>>140428998
JUST MY MATCH.

>>140429061
And she's orange and white. An easy color schema.
Okay, the orks are all green which doesn't matches well with orange, but still!
>>
Does Uzume call Plutia "Plutsy"?
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>>140429464
No, she called her "dumb bitch" because that's what Plutia is.
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>>140429464
No, she calls her "oh god not the whip again".
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>>140429304
Just make orange and white the tribe colors.
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Does Neptune receive social security for retardation? If so, couldn't Histy go to jail?
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Nepgear is doing what she does best

Being very boring
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More fanwankery based on that HDN1 Let's Play I'm reading.
> …It’s against Celestial Province for a CPU to directly interfere with the human world for no valid reason.
>Unless it’s a scheduled inspection or an accidental fall, such insolence is unacceptable!
>Each of them possess only a quarter the power of an actual goddess. They couldn’t possibly travel down without your aid!

So in HDN1 :
- goddesses are supposed to avoid the human world (aka what isn't Celestia) except to see how things go,
- going down is extremely tiring,
- the neps are so weak because they're actually aren't "actual goddesses",
- the "no interfering" rules seems extremely vague.

>>140429749
I'll try that later and post a result.
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>>140429007
see >>140420681
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It was pleasure playing with you guys
that platforming mission though...
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This is definitely a big step up from Mina's regular outfit

No wonder Kei wants to hit dat
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>>140429829
Neptune already lives with 100% of the burden on the state, so probably no.
>>140430038
The orange should look good on them at least. I use bright orange as a color for my Fantasy Orcs, and it's decent. Not sure how white would look with it though.
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Sorry I couldn't rejoin you guys. My connection has been a bloody nightmare and I'm trying to figure out some way of fixing it now. From the few rounds we did play though I had fun.
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>>140428972
You americans should be more open minded and enjoy memes from other cultures.
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>>140430215
Fun times. We'll have to do it again someday.
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>>140430215
Pleasure was mine. I should've brought more healing items for that last one. Everyone was living on the edge during that one.
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And here we have Spankfag's worst enemy, a Ram that can obliterate him easily
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>>140430439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chsl6EID50Y
I have not used an item even once.
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NepuBuran
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>>140430332
Any real American only enjoys all-American memes.
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>>140430523
Unless she is a dex build, doesn't mean shit
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>>140430321
White shirt, orange pants. What about it?

Still need to figure how to add banners to the game.

>>140430523
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>140431064
I think it's decent. If you did manage to add a banner, it'd be neat to use her Dreamcast logo on it.
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>>140431042
>Dex build
Why hello there, fellow oldROfag, nice to see someone else that recognizes the designs

Pretty sure Ram has 99 dex and 99 int.
Instant cast is 200 dex though, which makes sense considering equipment bonus and buffs from other classes, especially the Machinist.
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>>140431064
>Still need to figure how to add banners to the game.
64x96 32bit TGA file in your banners folder
Badges are 64x64 and in the badges folder, otherwise the same
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>>140430523
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>>140402753
>My only complaint would be the SI but he's so Beta

Yeah he is, jeeze. I wish there was a way to mod out the secretary's dialogue.
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>>140431407
Currently trying.
Nota bene : badges are 640x640, banners are 640x960, in .tga.

>>140431558
A bit too late, but thanks anyway.
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>>140431496
>Instant cast is 200 dex though
They changed it? damn, back in my day was 150 dex
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>>140431568
Older Ram is the best Ram
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>>140431704
I don't think RO has instant cast anymore at all
4GO2 lists Casttime is reduced by (Dex/2)% so 200 dex is 100% cast reduction
I assume Ram has probably something like 150 dex with buffs and equip right now, probably gonna reach 200 after she gets the special class gear from the sorceress king boss
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>>140431558
No wait, you're right. I don't know why the other guy said 640x640 and 640x960 but it doesn't work.
Still isn't detected by the game though.
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What would I be without Rom? I enjoy Rom.
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Who could I turn to if not for Ram? I relish Ram.
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I don't know why but the banners and badges aren't working.
I guess the run-length algorithms displeases the game, but I don't know how to turn it off.
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>>140433459
>>140433670

>Rom/Ram at least have each other
>Noire still begging for friends

>related
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>>140433949
i just finished watching that. it was pretty good. shame about the 10 episode limit.
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>>140433670
Who the fuck is Ram?
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I love Adult Neptune more than anything in the world!
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>>140433949
damegami
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I love Blanc's ass more than anything in the world!
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Can she really call herself a goddess if she hasn't smited a sinful town out of existence?
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>>140434683
She's the goddess of party tricks.
>>
I found Chika's mental illness: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
>>
>>140435142
Here's yours: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
>>
>>140435309
Here's yours: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
>>
Nepgen, it's time to stop shitposting and have a Vita party.

http://vita.corgiorgy.com/
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>>140435638
>You bought a vita
Yeah a while ago and all it has done is collect dust. Nothing to party over.
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>>140435953
>collect dust
Not anymore! I played Trillion recently, which totally made the Vita a worthwhile investment. Honest.
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>>140435309
Actually I got tested for autism and got negative.
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>>140436389
I don't even own a computer
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>>140436389
>I love how steamfags
>steamfags
? I never said that I used steam. Nice assumption though
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I love Noire more than anything in the world!
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>>140436580
It's obvious. You're in /nepgen/ and a new vita nepgame just came out (good one too).
You didn't have to say it.
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>>140436389
>lets start shit because I need to defend my handheld that's dead outside japan
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>>140436851
I'm waiting for the GOG release
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>>140436851
>>140436389
Everyone, reminder to just ignore and report this trashcan. As much as I love laughing at the stupid, we had more than enough fun with the yurishits earlier.
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>>140437007
The only ones who had fun were us.
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>>140436868
>steamfags start shit
>blame vitabros
Nice.
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>>140437130
Ah, of COURSE the yurishits are also the ones whining about steam! Why didn't I realize?
World's most dedicated shitposters showing us all how it's done.
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>>140437361
Considering how all steamfags hate yuri without exception.
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>>140436851
>It's obvious. You're in /nepgen/ and a new vita nepgame just came out (good one too).
>You didn't have to say it.
>forgets to mention its a spinoff
Yeah, I am going to dust off my vita for one game that's a spin off. Nice joke autist. I am completely fine playing ps4
>>
im gay

really gay
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>>140437417
Cool headcanon.
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>>140437424
Just admit you don't have a Vita at all and are just starting shit like steamfags love to do.
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>>140437495
Don’t talk to me or my wife's son ever again
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discard the old memes
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>>140437639
projecting
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>>140437734
This thread doesn't have enough Nepgear, POST MORE NEPGEAR.
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>>140437964
That's just your view.
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>>140438007
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>>140437639
>Just admit you don't have a Vita at all
I left a little dust on there for ya
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>>140438508
Yurishits BTFO once again. If I kept a tally on my bedroom wall, I'd be running out of wall space by now.
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>>140438874
ok
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It's really delusional waifufag time again?
I guess not even Blanc's game can make people talk about videogames instead
>>
>>140439121
We need webms.
Webms of Blanc's game.
>>
>>140439121
>talking about video games
haha homo
>>
>>140439121
This is Neptunia. It's always waifufags' time.
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>>140439305
Haha, no.
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>>140438508
You googled a pic of a vita? Wow!
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>>140439478
Ahh, gotta remember how precious a yurishit's headcanon is.
>>
>>140438508
Oh, so you'll put your vita out to shitpost but not to actually play games on it?
Did you buy it JUST to shitpost with it?
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>>140439108
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>>140440005
That's not true. I love her and want her. We will live happy lives together.
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>>140440208
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>>140439702
>>140439558
I don't even know why you guys keep arguing with me? All I even said was that it was collecting dust and nothing to party over. Vitafags are more sensitive than tumblr feminists.
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>>140440342
It's because you've completely pulled the rug out from under them and now they have nothing to fall back on.

Savour your victory.
>>
>>140440342
Because you're in /nepgen/ with a Vita when a Vita game just came out saying there's nothing to party over.
There's games, even games you want to play... but you just won't play them 'because Vita' which makes NO SENSE.
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>>140440620
>Vita
>there's games
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>>140440620
Hasn't come out yet, champ.
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>>140440620
>Because you're in /nepgen/ with a Vita
Right, I am not in vitagen so stop complaining.
>>
>>140441059
It was on PSN for a few hours and some people snatched it
But in general, you are correct, yes.
>>
There is literally zero right order to do the endings in V2.
If you go Good into True you get the satisfaction of seeing the Happy End after the Bittersweet one of Normal, but the fight with Kurome between Uzume becomes even more of a victory lap
If you go True into Good you get a better chance of making the Uzume v Kurome 1 on 1 more 'dramatic' (though I doubt she'd kill you even if you were the minimum possible level to beat true end) but lose the satisfaction of seeing how much better the True end makes the game especially that fucking credits change
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>>140441241
Damn, it's one smackdown after another with you.
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>>140441059
Oh?
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>>140441402
>ow much better the True end makes the game
I prefer the normal ending.
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>>140441591
>release date: May 10th
Yes.
>>
>>140441727
>>140441591
see
>>140441304
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>>140441727
>PCfag that doesn't know it went up on PSN on the 26th
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>140441821
>>140441797
An accidental leak is not a release, kids.
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>>140441727
Good thing those of us who actually use our Vitas didn't have to worry about that.
>>
>>140441402
>but the fight with Kurome between Uzume becomes even more of a victory lap

reset levels when going to NG+
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>>140441727
Wait, why are they releasing it may 10th if its ready right now?
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>elitist vita shitposters starting shit
About as unexpected as another mass shooting happening in america
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>>140441950
But I think the Mind Controlled CPU fight is garbage and want to curb stomp it.
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>>140441890
>An accidental leak is not a release, kids.
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>>140441890
This isn't like your Steamshit where Gabe can yank a game you bought away from you, PCfag.
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>>140441904
I wonder if there's gonna complaining about WWW turning into LOL

>>140442012
Probably not to interfere with Noire's game releasing on steam
same shit Nintendo does
>>
>>140442153
>>140442156
>grasping at straws
The sign of a pair of sore losers :^)
>>
Vitafags so mad right now it's unbelievable
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>>140442306
We're winning because we got new games :)
>>
>>140442156
>where Gabe can yank a game you bought away from you
But I don't that's actually possible unless he comes to my house and uninstalls it
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>>140427127
>>140433459
>>140433670
>>140434134
Is this gonna be like in every thread?
>>
>>140442459
mad about what

playing video games early?

fuck yeah i'll take that
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>>140442459
I'm so mad that I'm enjoying this game that you won't get to play for a year.
>>
>Vitafags so jealous that we get thousands of games every month on the pc whilst they get a few games a year
>>
>>140437007
>Report and ignore this shit
>Proceed to bitch about "yurishits"

Pot, kettle, etc.
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>>140442715
>being so poor that you don't have both
Good show, steamfag.
>>
>>140442713
Enjoy it, because it's one of the few games you'll be getting this year :^)
>>
>>140442897
You mean the only nep game they're getting this year
Cyberdimension is PS4
>>
>>140442793
Yurishits are the biggest shitposters here right now. Even now they're whinging about steamfags. They literally LIVE to complain.
>>
>>140442580
Make Noire look gayer for the sake of bullying her
>>140442715
Don't know if /v/, steamfag, or vitagen as per usual
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>>140442897
I'll be getting every game I want because I own everything except and Xbone. I'm not poor, friend.
It isn't like your empty pockets are going to be buying you many games this year anyway so even if I only had a Vita I'm sure I'd still get more games this year than you.
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Did they change this just for Geki Noire or something? I swear it's Land of Green Pastures in all the other games.
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>>140439689
Yuri headcanon is forbidden, but it's allowed to headcanon about how many dicks a nep can take. Yup, totally fair.
>>
So does Sega Blanc Nepdimension Zombos on Vita have shit framerate like all the other vita games, so i'm better off waiting for PC?
>>
>>140443059
It is Land of Green Pastures in the others
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>>140443023
Nobody even mentioned womenfolk neps kissing other womenfolk neps.
And even then, yurifags are usually the ones that get shit on for no reason other than waifu fags being triggered on an image board.
And yes I know nepnowayfag is a faggot. Everybody does. He's one dude.
>>
>>140443123
Didn't say that yuri headcanon was forbidden at all. You're free to post about yuri all you like. But if you start trying to shove that headcanon down the throats of others like all yurishits do, don't complain when you get BTFO like last thread.
>>
>>140443150
Framerate is pretty good, most vita games actually have decent framerate unless they downgraded ports like BL2 or something.
>>
>>140443242
What did yurishits get BTFO about?
You keep saying that but won't go into any specifics, why is that?
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>>140443210
>for no reason other than waifu fags being triggered on an image board.
Well, duh. If you constantly try to stir trouble with another group of people, don't be surprised when trouble is what you find.
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>>140443059
What the fuck.
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>>140443405
It's clearly his headcanon
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>>140443059
Sting doesn't know shit about Neptunia, more news at 11.
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>>140443425
So what you're saying is waifufags are as easily triggered as tumblrinas and that's the cause of all the problems?
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>>140443210
I'm a yurifag myself and I dislike nepnowafag. He's an heretic.
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>>140443405
Last thread, when two of them picked a fight with a Nepgearfag and then proceeded to get shit on.

Thans to them, we've established PP and GN are canon games. Hooray!
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>>140443242
Nowa is in the closet and a total faggot.
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>>140443123
Nigga, he's not worth it. Don't bother.
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>>140443483
It's just weird, they got the other 3 before it right, and then they somehow get the last one completely wrong.
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>>140443629
>Thans to them, we've established PP and GN are canon games
Quote the post that establishes this else I'm certain you're full of shit.
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>>140443653
Maybe CH wants to rebrand it because green pastures was never a very good name
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>>140443629
But PP and GN aren't canon games. Even the devs stated that.
>>140443541
I think he kind of missed the point.
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>>140443776
Neither is Gekiblanc, but yurishits try to use it as "proof of gayness" anyway.
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>>140443761
Really doubt CH had anything to do with this game.
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>>140443761
True, it makes it sound like Leanbox is some sort of rural country and I don't think that's the case.
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>>140443864
>yurishits

You really have some kind of grudge, don't you? Are you a cute girl who was violated by other cute girls?
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>>140443864
Who tried to use that? The problems started when someone tried to use it as proof that Nepgear and Uni have periods and the response was that in that game it doesn't matter because they are confirmed gay in the game.
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>>140443981
Have you ever heard of pastures in a different color?

As a noun, a pasture is a field where animals such as horses and cattle can graze, or feed. Pasture can also refer to the grasses or other plants that grow in a pasture.
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boy oh boy time for more yuri vs het fling shitting
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>>140443997
Nah, his girlfriend was seduced by a girl and left him.
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>>140444084
No thanks, seriously, it's over.
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Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
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>>140444012
The twist is that the original shitposting post was starting by the same shitposter that freaked out about said post.
What /nepgen/ doesn't seem to realize is that almost all shitposting is done by 2 or 3 really huge faggots who masquerade(and switch between) various "factions" that wouldn't exist in the first place without them.
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>>140444084
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>>140444076
When I hear "pasture" I think about cows and horses and sheeps grazing, so it makes me think Leanbox's economy relies in raising cattle and agriculture.
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>>140413641
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>>140443981
It pretty much is that in the first game and Vert herself advertise it as such in the goddess blog
I think V-II still has it as Green Pastures
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>>140444236
Then you're either underaged or not from a western country. "Greener pastures" is a saying alluding to a better location, state of life, or whatever.
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>>140444150
Top grade tangerines please

>>140444375
>First game
You mean the one game that is not actually part of the current continuity?
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>>140444150
This is 1000 times better than Blanc's priest clothes in cyberdimension.

>>140444012
The period theory was masterfully denied when someone said that Uni is a werewolf. And let me rephrase it in an autism-friendly way:

Neps having periods is canon /sarcasm
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>>140443761
plus it it might make things lewd, if you know what I mean
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>>140444501
Yeah the same game where tangerines kick ass
Whats the problem?
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>>140444303
This looks and feels so wrong as a concept but I'd still tap that.
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>>140444119
That'd probably be plausible except I'm sure he's never had a girlfriend.
He probably just hates yuri because it's two women and he can't even get one.
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>>140444649
I am saying that if that game is the establishing point for green pastures as a title, it lends just a little bit of credibility to the possibility that they might want to rebrand Leanbox

>>140444643
I really don't
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>>140444673
Nobody hates yuri, kid. Yurishits, on the other hand...
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>>140444871
Whatever you say, junior. Deny it all you want but you've already made it obvious.
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>>140444871
People are making fun of you at this point, anon. It's time to stop.
>>140444501
I think RB1 is still canon; just kind of in it's own little department. They put too much effort into the world to write it off as just another spin-off title.
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>>140445082
It's about as canon as the spinoff games since they too are not part of the current MK2 -> V -> VII continuity
It doesn't really matter how much work went into it, you can't argue the spinoffs are not canon because they are not part of the continuity and then backpedal and claim RB1 is except to this rule.
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>>140444835
The main games after HDN1 still kept the title so I don't know lets just contact CH ourselves
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>>140444835
>I really don't

she has a green bush
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>>140445218
It's still a mainline game, brah. And those are a pretty big deal. They even acknowledge it as the "Superdimension" (I think U even takes place in it, despite it's non-existant story).

Also calm the fuck down
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I intend to fix this thread with the best non-nep character in the entire franchise.
He and White Heart have such a love for bloodshed. It's a shame things couldn't work out differently.
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>>140445561
HDN and RB1 both happen in a dimension with no actual official name
The "SuperDimension" thing is just something that stayed from the JP Opening (it says SuperDimension in both RB1 and RB2, because Choujigen literally is SuperDimension, not HyperDimension)
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>>140445556
>completely normal post
>CALM THE FUCK DOWN BRO

Nothing you said actually refutes my arguments.
Being a mainline game does not make it part of the continuity that makes up the canon.
It just makes it a mainline game, for whatever distinction you need that kind of status to be there.
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>>140445942
You sure hate green bush.
You really need to calm down.
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>>140446086
Bush in general is gross.
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Wonderful, I was having a discussion with a shitposter
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>>140445556
I...had never thought about this...
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>>140445942
>>CALM THE FUCK DOWN BRO

when did I tell someone to calm down? Did you quote the wrong post?
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>>140446242
You take that back you fucking piece of shit
>>140446243
No anon, you are the shitposters
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>>140446242
Enjoy your global warming without plants in the world.
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>>140446243
Aside from the Noireanon who posts beautiful things about his goddess... is there anyone in this general that isn't a shitposter?
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>>140446443
Ganondorf only posts the truth.
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>>140446384
No, I did

>>140445942
Was meant for
>>140445561

My scrolling was off by a bit

>>140446443
>beautiful
Opinions
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>>140446398
>No anon, you are the shitposters
And then Gear was a zombie
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>>140446443
This is generally a fun place when people aren't trying to pick fights over minute shit.
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>>140446421
LARGE MOUNDS OF PUBIC HAIR ARE NASTY
Prune the shrubs when you expect company in the front yard.

>>140446443
Noireanon is a hero.
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>>140446443
dumb Noireposter
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>>140446620
>This is generally a fun place when people aren't trying to pick fights over minute shit.
And that is fucking never.
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>>140446582
“No! I must kill the shitposters” anon shouted
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>Noire gets a dingy room to fulfill her citizen's "requests" in.
It's nice to see her getting what she deserves once in awhile.
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>>140446838
The thread is bad enough, don't make it worse.
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>>140446936
Why are you attacking him?
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>>140447021
Shitposters deserve to be attacked on sight.
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>>140446784
>>140446582
>>140446398
I told you guys we needed to work on a DOOM wad together. At least then we can keep busy in the threads by making new sprites and shit.
But since we have no talent, let's just ask the doom thread over at /vr/ to do all the work for us while we sperg out over which neps are gay.
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>>140447057
So you're trying to start more fighting. You are the shitposter.
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>>140376352
Homage to you cause that is my fetish.
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But... Neptunia isn't anime.
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>>140448860
I'd hug and kiss that wolf.

then get torn to shreds and eaten afterwards
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>>140449154
Neither is megaman
but whatever
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>>140449154
Is Noire's game 90% off? Then maybe it will be worth it
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>>140449271
It's worth it right now. I'm having lots of fun with it.
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>>140449352
I expect more from my SRPGs than GN offers and the self-insert thing is really off-putting
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>>140449678
That's fine. It is fairly bair bones. I don't especially mind the self-insert thing, though I'd prefer it if they gave him a voice, or at the very least a name.
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>>140449271
still at 40%

>>140449678
haven't touched it yet (I bought it) but I herd that GN is bare bones.

Then again I like SRW so that kinda spoiled SRPGs since you can have one motherfucker rape the game.

Like this guy in UX
anyone in W
Dann of Thursday in K
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Honestly, sometimes I think the Neptunia gameplay is kinda bland and I'd rather to just have it as a visual novel without battle system. Just give me cute nep stories.
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>>140449856
Eat a dick. I love those colusseum battles
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>>140449769
Bare* fucking hell I'm too tired for this shit.
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>>140448860
Thanks friend.
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>>140449849
If you like SRW, you'd be fine with GN.
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Less sophisticated than fire emblem radiant dawn and it's below my threshold of acceptance in terms of SRPG
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>>140449856
I like this idea. Getting rid of the disconnect between gameplay and story would assist in making the writing seem less ridiculous, too.
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Should I pick up hyperdevotion noire?
I ain't played a one of these games yet and they're all on sale. So far I have rebirth 1, 2, and 3 in my shopping cart.
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>>140450547
But the entire writing focuses on video games. Why the fuck would you want Nep without video games?
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>>140450795
I would say play rebirth 1 before you buy any more of the series...
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>>140450795
Just those 3 are good.
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>>140449856
>visual novel
The day they do this is the day I drop the series.
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>>140450847
Because the game part of the game sucks and is a chore to get through. It isn't fun and it's too easy. Thank goodness they have a skip animation button.
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>>140450863
B-but sale... It's $25 for the other 2. I spend that much on fast food that I don't need and sometimes don't even like in 2 days sometimes.
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>>140449769
If they gave him a name it wouldn't be a self insert now would it?
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>>140451036
Find another series since this one clearly isn't for you.
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>>140451067
Then, sure. Hyperdevotion Noire is a decent game, translation aside.
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Is RED a slut?
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>>140451219
No, why would someone ask something stupid like this?
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>>140451219
Does it count if she lusts for wives instead of dicks?
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>>140451159
Not true at all. It's still a character you're meant to project onto.
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>>140451036
>It isn't fun
You only speak for yourself
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>>140451219
Not at all, if anything she's obsessed with taking her holy vows before consumating with her wifeys.
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>>140451498
No shit it's my opinion.
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>>140451597
Fuck off.
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>>140451883
I see literally no reason at all for you to be shitposting, but if that's way you're gonna play it, feel free to talk to yourself.
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>>140451883
(You)
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>>140451219
No, she's a collector.
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Judging by the amount of shitposting in the threads, none of you actually care about the Neps.

Why are you here then?
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>>140452235
For my headcanon.
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>>140452235
Because I care about the Neps
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>>140452235
So I can talk about how great Broccoli is like I've been doing every thread.
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>>140452235
I think it's like being President of the USA.
They go in thinking they can do some good but then realize how things really work and that they have to play the game they were so against to get anything done.

You come to /nepgen/ wanting to post about neps but then you realize this is really /shitpostgen/ and trying to actually discuss anything is met with shitposting and eventually you give up and follow the thread norms.
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>>140452235
Because I like all the neps and love one in particular. You enjoy your metaposting; I'll enjoy my neps.
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>>140452396
But you haven't said anything in any thread.
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>>140452494
:^)
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I don't like Visual Novel.
I don't like their RPG style too.
Hope they will make a 2D ACT game like MegaMan or Contra.
Unless they have capacity to make a game like Devil May Cry or Ninja Gaiden
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>>140452235
But metaposting is the worst type of shitposting, you hypocrite.
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>>140452235
(You)
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>>140452235
Because I love Neptune.
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>>140453075
Neptune is pretty great. I want to hang out with her some time.
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>>140453453
Cute!
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>>140453453
BURAAAAAANN
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>>140454430
>implying Chika isn't now horribly depressed because nothing will ever top the day she got to feel up Vert
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Welp, just got done the figures and cards for the Chinese version of VII. Now to just tackle the Korean version at some point and it'll be the last time I have to deal with that shit. For some reason, the Chinese version nerfed the bird mobs in Hex Grasslands from 3-4 enemies per mob to only 1 with a rare 2 enemies, so grinding the eggs for the figures was a pain in the ass.

Welp, time to bumrush Neptune and Noire's routes since I have the DLC weapons and I can't understand Chinese.
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Scanner Ahoy!
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>Somebody actually made an AMV with the PlayStation song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mYWWdGn_I
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>>140456937
If anyone is willing to replace my shitty handwriting... please do.
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>>140457648
That sure is something
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>>140399840
What, are we supposed to slap the sticker over where it says "Black Heart" instead of Green Heart or something?

But... yeah, Vert seems to get the short of the stick. Even I did it by complete accident. I was a Vert fan for about halfway through the Leanbox arc in RB1 until switching to Blanc.

Post more love for Vert.
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>>140458678
Sorry my little sis, but Neptune is more inportant
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which one my nigs
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>>140460451
Nep U
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>>140460451
both suck
seriously both suck
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>>140460451
Hyperdevotion Noire
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>>140460451
Fairy Fencer F
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>>140461641
Oh, yeah, this one's better than both.
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>>140460550
>Your Weekly Kusoge
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>>140404628
It's probably because Vert is already sexy, so the impact is lessened. Like, if you did it to Rom it'd probably get a lot more popular than if you did it to Marvy for example.

>>140409906
Histoire is smart enough to not do that, I think. Second from the top, that's the smartest place to be. You have a lot of power, a lot of influence over the top dog and you don't get targeted by enemies as much.

>>140420681
I'll stop pretending Noire doesn't have friends when Neptune does.

>>140428654
Noire and Uni look WAY too similar here...

>>140429925
I think this is the best one actually, Nepgear looks pretty cute here and I imagine she'd shine in a paladin role.

>>140430523
This is a nice looking Ram.

>>140435142
Makes sense, actually..

>>140438007
Has anyone actually tried this? It's INCREDIBLE

>>140443059
I'm so glad it wasn't just me who thought this was a bit odd. Vert really is getting the short end of the stick...

>>140443981
Isn't Leanbox supposd to be a militarised nation with a medieval flavor, still has knights and nobles and stuff?Then again, that might be literally just Super Dimension since the other Leanboxes seem modern enough to me...

>>140445769
Personally I liked Brave and CopyPaste, as far as the giant robots go.
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>>140462110
>I think this is the best one actually
I think the pose is awful desu, and why is her belly exposed?

Also prepare for shitposters to call you autistic for replying to a bunch of people
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>>140445556
...Now I'm thinking about who shaves and who doesn't.

>>140449856
The selling point is the characters, after all. I wouldn't be surprised. Hell, its basically the drama CDs with pictures
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>>140462323
>no matter how many guns I buy
>no matter how many hours and rounds I spend at the range
>I will never go shooting with Uni
Just end it now
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>>140462438
If you end it now, you'll see her.
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>>140461886
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>>140462715
the characters were pretty decent, but the combat was absolute trash. this has gotta be one of the most repetitive games out there.
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>>140463230
>this has gotta be one of the most repetitive games out there.

Dear god yes. I never got past the first chapter, every point between plot points have even more fights and each fight brings an additional enemy or replaces one enemy with a more powerful enemy. When I got to a point I saw I had to go through 20 mandatory battles and turned the game off. Who the fuck thought that was alright
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>>140463705
it was so fucking boring that they made an autofight button so you could sit there and wait for the combat to play itself
how fucking sad is that
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>>140456937
>>140458050
Oh, this is a lot easier to read. And the second one got an omake, it seems~
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>>140463225
what is this promoting
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>>140463891
And the auto battle was awful because it would make your magic users run up to enemies and bash them with their staff
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>>140444191
What nepgen "forget" is also how that single shitposter admitted he doesn't know anything about the neps and just wants to shitpost.
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>>140465221
yep, so terrible AI into the mix as well. nobody at agarest played agarest before launch, nobody at all
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>>140464764
seven pirates.
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>>140465339
>nobody at agarest
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>>140465535
>>140465339

nobody at idea factory*
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>>140465535
>only one picture in the folder
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>>140465535
interrogation mark? do you mean a question mark?
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>>140465751
No, ESL.
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>>140465859
i think you should probably google "interrogation mark" before you wave that ESL card around. i'm a native speaker, and it's quite obviously you who is the secondary speaker here...
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>>140466004
No again, ESL.
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>>140466053
righto. enjoy yourself.
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>>140466147
Yes, ESL, run away. Use that time to learn English.
>>
question mark
noun
1.
Also called interrogation point, interrogation mark. a mark indicating a question: usually, as in English, the mark (?) placed after a question.

>Throws around ESL elitism because of a synonym
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>>140466439
no i wouldn't respond to him further, he's obviously just trolling
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>>140466439
>maaan, you are so mean, I'm running away
>oh wait I'm not
Decide yourself, ESL.
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>>140466584
>decide yourself

Did you mean: make up your mind?

Not even the same anon, you blistering cyst
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>>140466674
>man I'm getting rekt
>better run away
>I'm n-not the same guy now
Yeah, right. As if the "I'm not that guy but I like the taste of his cum" hasn't been overused already, ESL.
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Welcome to Neptunia General
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I wonder what it's like to be so fragile that you need to assume samefag and cover up your terrible english by ignoring pointed out fuck ups
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>>140466885
I don't know, why don't you enlighten us?
>>
I wish mods actually banned shitposters like
>>140466952
>>140466741
>>140466584
>>140466247
>>140466053
>>140465859

Reporting them is useless, only actual porn gets deleted on /vg/
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>>140467112
>get rekt
>baaaw you are such a shitposter
Typical ESL.
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>>140467112
>I wish mods actually banned shitposters
They used to. Then a couple months ago mods just stopped banning people
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>>140467248
Can't say I'm surprised
Dedicated shitposters like the guy that always ends up with "rekt" "BTFO" and various other idiotic elements in his posts would just ban-evade
I dunno if it's the same guy but there is another dedicated shitposter that is easy to identify by looking for the words "boring" "yawn" and similar things.
They're on both sides of the waifufag / yurifag war, they're the retards that keep starting shit about fanfics. Just how much do these retards love shitposting?
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>>140467112
>>140467248
>>140467463
Oh my, look at the time.
I'm not saying you're samefagging but I'm doing my best to imply it.
>inb4 MSPaint edit

By the way, what happened to the part about you running away? Can't make up your mind, eh, ESL?
>>
>Why’re you sleeping here, anyway? I thought you were bunking with Iffy.
Bunking refers to these superposed beds, right?
Also, Compa confirmed for snoring.
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>>140467853
Oh yeah, and
>Many come here to spend their retirement or raise children.
> I highly suggest coming to Leanbox, especially if you have enough money to live a rich and comfortable life.
VERT's land PLEASES OLD MEN
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>>140467853
sleep in a narrow berth or improvised bed, typically in shared quarters as a temporary arrangement.

>>140468048
Old people in general
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Ramalamaromdingdong
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>>140468154
My life was grey and boring before I met Rom. Now I feel aroused 24/7.

My life was gray and shitty before I met Ram. Now I feel angry 24/7.

>>140468102
That's a little sad to say, but HDN has more lore than the Rebirth games.
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>>140468154
>those bulges
They've got dicks.
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>>140468292
Just Rebirth1
The other 2 are just enhanced ports
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>>140468345
True.
Then again, The LP explains everything, and yet I still don't understand how much of the stuff work :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3-vlVc0rU&feature=youtu.be
Apparently, the girls decide which items they use, and everyone has a gun for elementals attacks.
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674567053
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>>140468785
...I should totally look for Nep mods for this game. I can't believe I just thought of it.

That being said, I find Garry's Mod very boring. A lot of the game modes requires you to download shit for half an hour unless you want to play on servers with floating ERROR signs everywhere for example.
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>>140468504
The gun thing is weird and just useless for the most part
as for the items he probably has it pre setup from drops he's picking up since its all auto RNG
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>>140468785
Oh, good for you.

>>140468902
You said it : it's bad and boring and you need Half-Life 2, Counter Strike and TF2 all at once or you get bad purple/black textures everywhere.

>>140468950
What do you mean by "it's all auto RNG"? The drops are?
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>>140469015
The drops you can buy in the shop
this is the auto RNG
Nep Bull, Antidote, ect you can't buy they learn it through level up
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>>140469341
Oh god I hated this system, the item skills. I'm so glad it was never ever ever ever ever used again.
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I miss Nisa.

>>140469341
Hold on a sec. They learn to craft stuff when they level up? So it's automatic or something like that? You unlock new recipes by levelling up?
That sounds needlessly complicated to be honest senpai.
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I want to tenderly love a nep
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>>140469452
It's all at 0% when they learn it
so you put in Item Skills Point in what you
want so they use it

The only nice thing I can probably say is that you can pause mid-fight and edit items you want to use
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>>140469452
Not him but allow me to explain.

You know characters learn skills when they level up?

Okay.

Now imagine that, but the skill is using an item.

This is an item skill.

How it works is this. You know the basic status heal items? Tuffmil, Reflex, and so on? They used to be components for item skills. So if you wanted to use a healing item skill like Nepbull, you'd need a certain amount of components.

Here's the thing though. This means you need to grind like a bitch to get materials you need to supply your item skills, AND item skills don't work all the time. They only activate X% of the time, where X is how many skill points you pump into a skill.

Which means if you wanted a 100% chance to heal HP and paralysis, you'd need to grind like a bitch to get enough skill points.

Look at >>140469341 again, the picture. You can see that the highlighted skill is Nep Bull, and it activates when your HP is 50% or less but only has a 16% chance of doing so.

This is complete bullshit, by the way.

The entire system deserved to be scrapped. It meant you had to grind a lot for the basic ability to heal yourself. It's like farming for blood vials in Bloodborne but a thousand times worse. And you get dicked over because pure luck decided you're not getting healed today.
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>>140469679
That's fucking retarded. Can you at least reallocate points?

>>140469809
>This is complete bullshit, by the way.
Agreed.

A shame the dialogues in HDN are so fucking savage (not to mention all the sweet, sweet lore) because the gameplay really looks like dog shit.
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>>140469892
>Can you at least reallocate points?
Yes
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>>140469892
IFFY STATUS: BLOWN INTO ORBIT OF Plutia
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>>140470009
So at least you don't end up with all your character using starting Nepbull at the end of the game.
What is you stack various healing items?

>>140470016
>not blown into Neptune
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>>140430038
>- the neps are so weak because they're actually aren't "actual goddesses",
No, it's because they're born from the power of the True Goddess which divided into the four of them. Hence each of them is only as 1/4 as strong as the previous Goddess, Arfoire.

>>140469892
That's one of the reason why I love discussing HDN, not only because there's nothing continuing it and hence a lot of questions unanswered, but the lore is really good, a lot better than how Re;birth1 did it.
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>>140470102
I dunno, Arfoire says that the neps are "only has a quartet of the strength of an actual goddess".
She doesn't say "the actual goddess", but "an actual goddess". Think about it.
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>>140470061
By endgame, you can have a 100% chance of Nep Bull and still have enough for at least a 60% in other skill.

Knowing how to manipulate the Item Skill System is really the only way to not get destroyed when you fight the Goddesses 1-on-1 latter on. That is, if you were a dumbass like me and didn't know to spam Neptune Break like what a sane person would do.
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>>140470061
Plutia is much further away, in both ways
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>>140470061
They have their own "Nepbull" when starting
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>Babies get eaten all the time. It’s survival of the fittest.
Damn, IF is really a bitch in HDN1.

>>140470256
To be honest, the only RPGs I ever played were Final Fantasy VII, Diablo 2 and Dark Souls, so I always though all RPGs were either turn-based like FFVII or in real-time like the other two.
I still have trouble understanding why CH would go out of their way to design such a complicated item system.

>>140470353
>Vert doesn't use Nepbull but a cure bottle
Heh, that's kinda smart.
Through the muscle relaxant is a bit frightening.
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>>140470246
You wouldn't use "only has a quarter of the strength of the actual goddess" because there's no "actual goddess", that would imply that there's another Goddess out there. "An actual Goddess" is the correct way of saying it. That and there's like one or two "actual Goddesses" in HDN, the one the Quartet fought (which might be Arfoire, I'm a bit rusty there) and Arfoire herself.
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>>140470450
They probably want to try out something new
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>>140470256
This is why all the games say Neptune Break is broken. Because in the first game, it used to be broken. Shit, just spam that shit whenever you can. It was the only way to get through the game with your sanity intact.

>>140470061
You COULD stack several skills, but since skill points are limited you really only wanna focus on a core couple. Spread your points too thin and you won't get them to trigger item skills reliably.

Other things to hate about the first game:

Only Iffy could use treasure searching, and each "ping" took like 30 seconds to recharge.

Quests were tied to dungeons. If you went into a dungeon, you were stuck with the associated quest like "Kill X enemies" or whatever. You'd get booted out once you've done it, so if you were planning on sticking around to find items or grind then too bad. Conversely, if you wanted to leave but can't fulfill the quest condition (like, you just aren't getting the drops you need or whatever) then you're fucked.

You CAN use an eject button like item, but escaping dungeons too much like this locks you into the bad ending. There is no warning about this. Plus, enemies are done random encounter style so it's not like in Rebirth where you can just sit and wait for the guy you want tor respawn.

Every time you went to a new nation, you had to go through a dungeon. This got very annoying, very fast.

Combat was MUCH slower and boring. Unless you were way higher level, even trash mobs were a pain to fight. I swear everything in this game is a damage sponge of varying degrees.
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>>140470661
>Blanc
>ointment
>putting ointment on Blanc's naked, battered body
>caressing her butt to make sure there's ointment everywhere
I need a towel.
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>>140470450
Apparently CH ran out of budget with the first game, so there was hardly any playtesting or something. If there was, someone would of spoken up about how everything in the game was super inconvenient for the player and made doing even simple things a chore.
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>>140470874
Anon that's very fucking lewd
Please more
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>>140470874
When you said battered, I thought of batter used for frying.
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>>140470872
>Plus, enemies are done random encounter style

I'm pretty sure that it's the amount of steps hell some guy here waaaaaaaay back said he memorized the encounters just from the music so he would save one step from an encounter save and reload so he got no encounters
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>>140470872
Sounds like you better save a lot.

>>140470943
That explains much.

>>140471023
It also means bruised. Like after poor little Blanc got attacked and hit by a monster. Several time. Until her fragile little body is on the floor, shaking as she's crying.
Then you pull her up, carry her back to the last save point, and start putting the ointment on her, listening closely as she stops crying as her body heals. You just have to make sure to put that healing ointment on every nook and cranny, to make sure there's no bruise, cut or wound on that little, white skin of her.

I need a cold shower. I'll be right back.
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>>140470874
Is there a vaginal ointment to make her stop being such a rancid cunt? I'd rub that on Blanc.
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>>140471395
>Blanc
>Fragile
Emotionally fragile perhaps, but physically you need demolitions equipment to do anything more than bother her.
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>>140469892
And here we see IF's pathetic attempt as a comeback. Looks like the IFxCompa pairing wasn't a thing early in the serie.
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>>140471632
Nah, it was IF x Vert for Super Dimension only. A little disappointing, but them's the breaks. And we got IF x Compa out of it too I guess...
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>>140471809
IFxVert is my OTP.
Just after MexBlanc.

>>140471619
Can't a man be allowed to dream?
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>>140471632
Then Mk2 comes along and woo hoo IFxCompa!

I forgot the reason behind IFxVert I think it was IF's JP VA likes Xbox or something
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>>140471395
I feel so loved.
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>>140471976
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>>140472037
fuck, what a perfect reaction image. that's getting saved, all right.
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>>140398871
Fucking how many games over the span of six years? I heard about this series back when the first game came out, but I never would have imagined myself playing one of these.
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>>140471840
somewhat realistic dreams are fine, you are starting to hit a level we all despise. A better way of doing that would something like "you welcome tired and bruised Blanc after all day of doing quests and put ointment on her despite her saying it's not needed while blushing at the tought"
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>>140472334
12 now, with a 13th on the way.
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>>140472334
>I never would have imagined myself playing one of these
Welcome to the House of Fun!

>>140472354
>implying Blanc is perfect
No matter how much I like her, she's not invincible. If she's ganged up by several enemies, not even her can escape unharmed.
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>>140472354
>we all despise
speak for yourself m8, a bit of sexy banter never hurt anyone
unless it came from spankfag
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>>140472430
>unless it came from spankfag
Mate, I'm sorry to tell you that, but...
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>>140472476
spankfag has never spanked anyone?
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>>140472405
She's not perfect, obviously she would get hurt, but
1. She's a goddess, obviously far stronger than human
2. The games always make it a point to show how tanky, strong and "hard" she is
>>140472430
Oh I don't mean sexy banter, that's fine, there's something worse I don't want to summon accidently
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>>140472559
The one who posted that part about putting healing ointment on Blanc's bruised and battered body earlier?
It was me, spankfag!
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>>140472597
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>>140472597
I challenge you to attempt to spank Kuugen

That will be one hell of a crime scene
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>>140472581
Goddess or no, if monsters gang up on her, she's dead meat. Especially with that slow speed and that bad range of her.
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Dear Spankfag,

Whose butt is the spankiest and why?
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>>140472770
I'm not even spankfag and I can tell what his answer is going to be
Blanc
>>140472761
>whyGNisnoncanon.jpg
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>>140472687
Challenge accepted!
...
There. I just attempted to spank Kuugen and couldn't.
Challenge cleared.

You owe me 500 credits and a Nepbull.

>>140472770
Depends. If we're talking models, it's clearly Orange Heart, since all the other models are older and blocky.
If we're talking nep, it's probably Blanc, she has a really soft butt. Or Neptune for all the pudding she eats despite fighting monsters. Or Compa, she has some nice hip shaking moves.
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>>140471632
I like how it sounds so bad when that's probably the most humane thing that can be done.

Especially the mass-slaughtering, thanks Yvoire.
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>>140472857
It's just Noire sleeptalking. I could see the other Noires do this.
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Every time GN is brought up I get butthurt over how hard they squandered the potential of so many characters

So butthurt, it would kill even superman
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>>140472405
>No matter how much I like her, she's not invincible. If she's ganged up by several enemies, not even her can escape unharmed.
RB1 Blanc at level 60 can eat multiple Dragon Raids to the face and barely flinch, without buffing.
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My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart is the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
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is IF the living proof that edgyness can be awesome?
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>>140473265
>IF
>Edgy
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>>140473265
No
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>>140473265
She's chuuni, not edgy. Often hand in hand, but not interchangeable.
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>>140473152
The part I really dislike (and I understand why people hated the game) are Secretary's lines.
In most games, the PC's lines are shorts to live more to the imagination (with the except of Commander Shepard).
I dunno, just pick the Elder Scrolls or the Fallout games, your character doesn't do small banter, each time he "talks", it's to ask for informations, services or quests.
They wrote Secretary's lines to make him a full-fledged character instead of a player character.
Except that Secretary is not lovable at all. I'd honestly rather play with that old guy who's more relatable (and doesn't need to have everything explained to him) and was featured in the mangas more often than a country boy acting like a dense wannabe harem king.

Plus I relly don't like how you (the player) are in charge of the battles while the scenes have you being a pushover.
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>>140473458
>the except
Exception.
>I relly
Really.
I should proofread my posts before clicking on that shiny "post" button.
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>>140473542
That just makes the game bad.
But if the characters are squandered, they will get no love from anyone else either. No fanart, no fanfics, nothing at all.
You can see this with Magic and Linda as well. I feel it doesn't apply to Rei but she is unloved still.
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>>140473458
>a country boy acting like a dense wannabe harem king
So, Ein?
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>>140473458
It's generally how it goes, right? Self insert MCs in the west usually are the silent protagonist type, aren't they? Meanwhile in Japan a lot of them seem to be the stereotypical bumbling harem lead type. Dunno why though. The point of a silent protagonist is to make them a blank slate for you to make your own character, yes? But those harem types already have a character, and it's to be a pussy. I wonder why they're even used as self insert characters then?

I like to imagine that one day a cynical Japanese dev made the self insert a total pushover as a way of mocking the game's players and all of the players unironically loved it because they were like "Oh wow, this is SO me!"
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I want to lewd NepuBuran
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>>140473872
>and it's to be a pussy. I wonder why they're even used as self insert characters then?

Have you ever met the average japanese gamer?
This is perfect for them to self-insert.
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>>140473968
One of the reasons I don't like self inserts is that it's supposed to represent the characters interacting with me. But I'm a terrible person, it would be a punishment for the characters to be forced to interact with me. I'm not good enough, the characters deserve someone better to interact with.
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>>140474149
Besides, I would never want to read a story about myself/my life because I'm too boring. If the self insert is there, it's like I'm a character in the story, and I would be the most boring character ever.
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>>140474149
I agree with this. I usually prefer my self-inserts to have names and voices, and portraits too, if possible.

It's less self-insert than it is living vicariously, but it still works.
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>>140474262
Isn't that just having a main character though?
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>>140474317
No, not necessarily. The most recent game I played like this was Trillion. The main character, Zeabolos, was named, voiced, had a portrait and many CGs, but the scene was set up as if you were looking through his eyes at the female characters' sprites, and his character had a set of values that were reasonably safe - kind and reliable to a fault, yet prideful and commanding.

You don't ever think it's you with those girls, not for a second, but it ends up feeling like it anyway.
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Blanc's ass is a miracle of the universe.
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>>140475185
Fuck off
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>>140475207
Wow rude.
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Blanc is the best sister and know how to love her sister the right way (and not the creepy way like Noire).
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>>140475207
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>>140475323
>and not the creepy way like Noire

Give us an example of the incorrect way so we can learn from her mistakes, teacher.
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>>140475450
Not complimenting her sister when she's doing good and instead buying newspapers like some kind of creepy stalker is one of them.
Or leaving her behind to fight Magic.

Blanc is the best nep and you can't prove me wrong.
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>>140475575
Don't need to, Neptune is the best nep and everyone knows it. That's why she got first place in the most recent popularity poll.
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>>140475661
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>>140475575
>and instead buying newspapers
What?
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>>140475863
U reference where Noire doesn't compliment Uni for taking on quests but instead buy a ton of the articles to add to her "scrapbook of Uni's achievements".
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>>140475575
It seems Vert might be the best big sister, despite not having any little sisters.

Plays with Rom and Ram instead of being so busy all the time, unlike Blanc.

Praises Uni, unlike Noire.

Isn't Neptune, unlike Neptune.
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>>140475914
Oh right.

Noire tried to compliment Uni in the manga once. It went right.
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>>140476081
>isn't obsessed with being cool all the time like Noire
>isn't a spoiled lazybone like Neptune

>but isn't Blanc
>doesn't have Blanc's cute round butt
>doesn't have Blanc's cuteness
>doesn't look adorable when crushing enemies with that two-handed hammer
>isn't absolutely adorable when she comes back to the basilicom in the evening, her clothes dirty, her hammer covered with dogoo slime, but looking like she had the time of her life, saying "and now I can spend the night reading peacefully!"
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>>140474440
Different anon here. I find that sort of thing weird, mostly because it's not a blank slate self-insert. You have actual characters with roles in the story, but they also are treated in such a way by the narrative that they may as well be self-inserts. Reminds me of Emiya Shirou.
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>>140476209
>mangafox
Use kissmanga, they don't put that watermark on every page.
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>>140476213
Noire what the fuck. Who the fuck writes a blog entry like this?
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>>140476339
Someone desperately trying to sound cute.

Or alternatively, someone not aware that their microphone is on.
That happened to me once.
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>>140476306
Stop being a nitpicker, please.
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>>140476243
I didn't really get the same feeling from Shirou. Maybe it was because he's so central to the plot, doing such impossible things that my willing suspension of disbelief was blown away with my ability to project.

Contrast with my earlier example of Trillion's MC, who was basically just a glorified coach.
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It's a pity you can't have a COM only game in Civ V. I just remembered I downloaded a bunch of Neptunia mods a while ago and I thought it'd be fun to set them all on the highest difficulty setting and watch them all the CPUs fight each other.

Unfortunately, you can't do that.

So instead I decided to play as Vert and see how long I would last. Note: I have never played Civ V on anything higher than the second easiest difficulty and I have no idea how to actually win. All my victories (2) have been tourist ones, by complete accident. And I'm playing against 3 other COMs on the highest difficulty.

To summarise, Noire expanded very quickly and boxed me in, I ended up with a grand total of two cities. In fact this severely limited my ability to gather resources and had to work my ass off to become friends with Noire, just so I could cross her borders.

Noire and Blanc eventually started a war against each other and as Noire's ally I was obligated to fight. With zero combat units (except for the warriors you get at the start of the game) I was unable to provide any meaningful support.

Blanc got mad at me for fighting her, Noire got angry at me because of my shit support (and she coveted my lands for the longest time anyway) and eventually both of them declared war on me.

Noire destroyed one city, Blanc sailed around the entire continent and destroyed the other via ship.

I have no idea what Neptune/Nepgear was doing this entire time. Probably sitting home eating pudding or something.
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>>140477047
Okay.
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>>140477164
That's your problem for being bad, Toxic. Get good.

At least now Vert is Blanc's prisoner. Love can bloom on a battlefrield.
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>>140477171
Learn to crop
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>>140477281
Stop being a nitpicker, please.
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>IF : You’re acting like a spoiled cry-baby… sort of like Compa.
You know, I start thinking they really hated each other in HDN1 until mk2 came along.
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Reminder that tangerines kick ass and to praise Lowee.
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>The Guild? I’ve learned a little about it. They’re the people who don’t worship the goddess of the land they’re born on.
>So, they don’t believe in the goddess’ power?
>We’re so-called heretics. Like, if someone born on Lowee worshipped Lady Green Heart instead of Lady White Heart.
>So? Who d’you believe in? Tell me, tell me, tell me!
>Nope! I can’t tell that to anyone. Not even you.
>Back to the topic, then. The heretics gathered together and established the Guild.
>It’s the same on every planet, but people look down on Guild members. They’re branded as heretics, after all.

So that's what the other Anon was talking about last thread. The Guild was originally made of heretics, and became the one handing Quests.
Which, ironically, made goddesses far less relevant in the games, since they went from monster-hunting protectors and child-saver as gamer girls.
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>>140477164
You /can/ do that by god modding yourself into a completely inaccessible area somewhere in the corner of the map as some dummy nation and then watch the others go at it
There are probably developer commands or mods you can use to see the entire map
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>>140477241
Honestly? I think Vert is actually Noire's prisoner since she took Leanbox and Blanc took my second city by the shore.

But now I'm thinking of both of them angrily storming the Leanbox Basilicom's gates and kicking in the front door only to find Vert sexily reclining in the main foyer.

"Oh no, I've been beaten by two strong and sexy CPUs! Whatever shall I do? I guess I have to do whatever you tell me~"

And then this starts blasting over the Basilcom speakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas6akz1jWU
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>>140477943
>It's the same on every planet
>planet

So there are other PLANETS now on top of other dimensions?!
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>>140478194
I was about to say that Vert probably left Leanbox and retreated to the other city, but I really like your explanation.
There are also that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inB7FAPHc4

>>140478295
It's HDN1. The one with different landmasses. Maybe the LPer fucked it up or it's the translation.
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>>140430702
Post more American memes
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Still watching HDN1, it's really strange how different it is.
The neps really hate each other in it.
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>>140479354
They did seem to spend nearly their entire existence warring against each other, I suppose?
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>>140477164
But there's a Civ subreddit doing precisely that? Civ Battle Royale, sixty-odd AI-controlled Civs battling it out on a world map. You could try asking them for help.
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>>140479483
>>140479354
This reminds me of a certain fanfic
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>>140479354
If you think watching it is crazy, try playing it. After playing the other PS3 games.

At least Neptune Break turns it into a joke
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>>140479483
It's even worse than that. I mean, you beat the HDD form, find the CPU lying around, walk them back to civilization, and they quickly run away and fight you some more.
It's scary how they all hate Neptune.

Also, they make disturbing remarks about how she's still the same despite her amnesia. It completely destroy my entire "Neptune is just pretending to be airheaded" theory.
Dammit.

>>140479558
Yeah, me too.
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>>140479646
Pic related is not the one I meant actually but heh.
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>>140479756
<Lie>Oh. My bad. I didn't do it on purpose.

>>140479614
I really enjoy the discussion and all the theories I could make based on them (namely about IF's obsession to warn the parents wherever they find a CPU and how small the cast is compared to the NPCs) but all the talk about the item system scares me.

Not to mention I don't feel like buying a TV and a Playstation just for one game.
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>>140479882
Maybe in 20 years we will have PS3 emulators
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>>140480483
Maybe.
I'm still trying to emulate PS2 on my computer to play Killer7.
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>>140479882
The first game is terrible. Seriously, no matter how big of a Neptunia fan you are it isn't worth it. Find a LP if you can or something.
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>>140480779
This is what I'm doing but it's a little annoying when there are errors in the scripts as I don't know if it's the LPer fucking up or the translation who's just bad.
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>>140480953
Wait, what do you mean by that? Are you watching someone play it in Japanese or something? Surely you can just read the text on the screen right?
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>>140481243
No, I'm reading that :
http://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/

And I'm referring to >>140478295's remark about Feinne talking about planets.
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>>140481704
...This is a surprising resource, I'll have to go through it later myself. I never finished the game because it literally hurt my soul so I'd like to see what else can be gathered from the game like this. It seems to have videos too, so if you doubt something you can always look at that right? The LP might be wrong but the game won't be.

Thanks for this anon, this could be pretty damn interesting to look through!
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>>140481934
No problem. It has some cute scenes, and it's always fun to compare it to RB1.

Sadly it only makes me understand how light RB1 and why people are right to be angry at all the changes. HDN1's world make a lot more sense, even if it has plot holes.
At least it has Blanc and her perfect, round, white, unspanked ass to make up for it.
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I have a problem with the Neptunia apk in the pastebin, or maybe just with the app itself. I first tried to install the app on my unrooted phone: download the APK, install Lucky Patcher, create modified APK, then install that modified APK - no luck. Having rooted the phone, I tried my luck again, this time just patching the app after installation - still no luck. Has anyone had a similar problem from following the instructions in the pastebin? Am I doomed to a Nepless life on my phone until I manage to jump through all the hoops needed to create a Japanese Google account? Or maybe someone knows of a guide somewhere that would not require me to take a crash course in Spanish?
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>>140477943
So if IF is from the Guild and thus an heretic, that means she wasn't born in Leanbox (cause she worships Vert). Where do you think she was born then?
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>>140482303
At what point does it fail?
At the installer? Is LP not intervening when making purchases? Or, is the app itself just crashing when you try to launch it or buy something?
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>>140477171
You're probably the type of person who dimisses someone's post just because the picture's name has "tumblr" in it, nevermind that the person probably just found it on google images rather than going to tumblr to get it.
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>>140482462
Lowee.
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>>140482587
When I launch the game, it says it couldn't download the data because I may have not purchased the app. The result is the same whether I install from a patched APK or patch it after installation.
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>>140482606
That explains the flat chest. Must be Lowee genes.
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>>140482595
Stop being a nitpicker, please.
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>>140482676
Sounds like you're missing the .obb file
You just installed the apk without obb I think.
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>>140482679
Also explains why she hates Compa.
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> Neptune! How dare you mistake the Overlord’s name for Moron?! How could you possibly get that wrong?!
I want HDN1's script in Rebirth 1.
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>>140482842
Silly question perhaps, but I don't normally do this. How do I use this obb, do I just put it in the same folder as the apk?
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>>140483026
That really cracks me up for some reason. Sounds like a mother reading a failed test and yelling at a kid who wrote nonsense and drew doodles in the margins.
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I want Neptune to try to jab my chest with her cute little fists.
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>>140484016
This reminds me...

Didn't Neptune used to have a pistol or something? I'm sure she had one for her ranged attacks? I wonder why she doesn't use it anymore. The idea of Neptune packing heat is hilarious and slightly terrifying.
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>>140484352
everybody had a gun in the first game
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>>140484352
She has one, it's the model used for the Left 4 Dead 2 mod.
It was probably dropped because firearms aren't anime enough.
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>>140484443
Was the first game set in USA?
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>>140484476
>be Super Dimensionian
>get shot
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>>140484352
So little Neptune having a sword is okay but little Nep having a gun isn't?
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>>140443045
>I own everything except an Xbone
So you own all the game consoles.
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>>140484832
I never got how Neptune could just summon a sword out of thin air though.
Was there ever an explanation? Is that sword her Stand?
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>>140485004
Inventory Management.
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>>140485004
Hammer space
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>>140484352
everyone had guns back in the original, here's a pic from an older sketchbook, has some combat motions for the neps along with their guns
http://imgur.com/XcbD9yi
>>140484453
>BigNep
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>>140483443
You're supposed to put it in /sdcard/Android/obb
So for this case it should be placed in:
/sdcard/Android/obb/jp.co.ideaf.neptune.nepkamijigenapp/
You should be able to place it with any file manager that has root access.
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>>140485001
Pretty much, yeah.
I did mean that I play on PC as well though; calling a computer a game console just sounds weird so I felt I'd make that addendum.
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>>140485148
You know, they could make a 3rd person shooter spinoff starring Uni but set in a Superdimension-ish world so everyone still has guns.

Imagine something like Earth Defense Force, but with Neps.
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I'm hyped to play Blanc in the Four Goddesses game, but at the same time, I remember my experience as a priest in World of Warcraft when I tried the free month preview and how everyone shitted on me for the tank being retarded and getting killed.

>>140485004
Hammerspace.

>>140485148
>http://imgur.com/XcbD9yi
>Noire holding her gun upside-down
Enjoy missing every fucking hit and have your pistol jamming.
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>>140485176
I was more making a joke about the 'TV, SPORTS, TV' Xbone reveal friend.
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>>140485313
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>>140485004
All of them just summon their weapons though I thought? At least the goddesses do.
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>>140485302
>something like Earth Defense Force, but with Neps
That reminds me, anyone play the Insect Armaggedon version on Steam?

>>140485437
This is so painfully accurate. Whenever there are healers in a game, let it be Warcraft, Team Fortress 2 or even Realm of the Mad God, they're always the one getting trashed in the chat.
Being healer means carrying your entire team and never getting any attention unless things go wrong.
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>>140485336
I understood the joke (but I didn't really feel it was anything I needed to respond to) but I just wanted to make sure I was clear.
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>>140485302
>>140485313
And because I'm too lazy to upload the pics alone on imgur I'll just say this, Blanc used a small revolver and Vert had somewhat of a shotgun, I'll probably upload the entire sketchbook if it isn't in the pastebin links
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>Pastebin doesn't have the latest Tsunako artbook
wat, why the fuck
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>>140485437
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>>140485656
Oh god, part of me WISHES that they go back to using guns again. Just for one game. Come on IF or CH or whoever, it'll be great. It'll be hilarious!

>>140485553
There was an EDF on Steam?! I had no idea!

Urgh, the game gave me the heebie jeebies every time I played it. I hate bugs and stuff, right? But I'm usually fine with bugs in games because they're more cartoony or whatever in real life. But god, the budget models for the insects in EDF 2017 just made it all the more terrfying. Especially the nest levels where you're in small caves and there are like 1500 insects crawling on the walls and ceilings. Someone tapped me on the shoulder while playing and I literally shrieked because the game just set me on edge.

But for some reason I still really like the game, goddamn it.

Still, replace everything with cute girls and dogoos and I'll be 100% okay with it.
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>There are people in this thread right now who honestly believe Famitsu is the better journalist.
What a sad world we live in.
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>>140486163
Look for EDF insect armaggedon and you should find it. It has shit reviews and is pretty repetitive and yet I still find it really fun for some reason.
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>>140486323
In terms of magazines sold and public credibility, Famitsu should win out though
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>>140486323
Dengekiko, stop being a bully or I'll swear once you fall into my claws that you'll never be able to sit again.
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>>140486330
A lot of the reviews seem to be "it isn't really EDF". I'm not sure what to make of that, really. It's hard to tell if that's just blind fanboyism at work or the game genuinely lacks what made EDF games fun.

Still, it's like $11 so I might as well try it out.

No worries about the repetitiveness, EDF games are always like that.
>>
>>140486636
I'll be honest, I don't know if I should encourage it to try it out.
And I never played any other EDF game. I just love picking guy in a full amor and hide behind my energy shield while shooting down giant ants.
It's a stupid simple fun.
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>>140486381
>In terms of magazines sold and public credibility
I'll give you sales, but credibility?
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>>140486760
Are you saying dengeki reviews are more reliable than famitsu reviews?
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Well, HDN1 is really way darker than the rest of the games.
>heretic purges are mentionned
>with heavy implications of mass murders, suggested by "not many people escaped"
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>>140486809
The only thing I know about Dengeki reviews are the time they rated Nep VII better than Bloodborne.
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>>140486809
No, they're equally unreliable, like the majority of review publications.
>>
>>140487009
Alright, you got me. The reviews are based on a user poll so they're not very indicative of Dengeki's credibility.
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>>140487009
Hi Arfoire.
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>>140487009
Hi Arfoire.
>>
>>140487108
Dengeki's review system is a panel of judges ranking it with alphabets, right? Famitsu is the one with the /40 scoring.
>>
So, is nep U good? Or is Noire game better?
>>
One day I will find another goodnight pic, but until that day have this as I go to sleep again. Night night.
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>>140490920
Wow I just realised the font in this is terrible and it's driving me crazy. the g's are so small that the o's look like zeros!
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>>140487009
Arfoire please go
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>>140447121
How do you make a wad
>>
Does Iris appear in games after RB3?
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>>140496416
No, well in v-ii she has a little talk cameo, but shes not playable
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>>140496416
Some of the spin-offs, yeah.
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>>140496552
That's unfortunate
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>>140486995
Leader a shit for killing Hero's sister.
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>>140497279
She's not cheap, and they already spent most of their budget with the new content on V-II.
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>>140496416
Hopefully not.
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>>140499043
>Animators literally working for food
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>>140499043
Did it sell well?
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>>140500894
Did shittiest of the mainline Neps in Japan, sold a ton in the west according to IFI.
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>>140501060
>Did shittiest of the mainline Neps in Japan
I bet it's because of the makers all vanishing.
Makers > CPU
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>>140501178
It's because it was on PS4.
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>>140499043
>Full-time animators work for less $ than college interns and part-time employees
Do production companies just keep them locked in kennels on site or something? Are they shanghaied into working for them?
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>>140500774
Explains the dogshit animation quality that is common these days.
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>>140502378
That's a high res CG, and I've never seen it before.
What game, and what Nep is that?
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>>140502559
That's Nepgear.
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>>140502559
Geki Noire
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>>140502915
Wow nice.
I hope all the CGs get ripped, it'd be nice to have new images to look at.
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>>140502559
She's Ai from Hyperdevotion Noire. We will likely never see her again, so appreciate that CG of her for all it's worth.
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>>140501680
That's cause animators can also imply those that didn't go to college, isn't it? Hence why they get the bottom-of-the-ladder pay.
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>>140503764
You could probably get a better job working in retail than being an animator. Those guys are overworked.
Have you ever seen documentary of anime studios? Half the guys there look like they're dead on the inside
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>>140503764
Proffessional animators get almost nothing. They get paid per drawing, so unless they are perfect drawing machines they are poor and overworked
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>>140504231
Speaking from experience, retail workers are also dead on the inside.
>>
That's actually really depressing to know that people making animes aren't paid enough to watch them.
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>>140505508
>animes
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>>140505508
Life is hell.
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>>140505508
>people
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>>140504231
>>140504342
Side-note, from personal experiences, programmers are also usually dead inside and outside too.
>>
Why do we still have region locking, I just want to pay for the Nep app, but I'm jumping through many hoops just to switch a region, and it's still not working...
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>>140505682
From my personal experience, I can tell you that teachers also don't care about anything anymore.
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Noire pleases old men for shares
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>>140505927
I need to get older real quick.
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>>140505682
>you will never be a cute programmer with cute friends having fun making games
Thanks for reminding me to check for the new chapter, I love this manga. Even imported vol. 1.
>>
>>140505927

So beautiful.
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>>140505997
>buying mangas
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>>140505927
God damn, is she bigger than vert and yellow heart?
Who is she?
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>>140506168
Bigger than Yellow Heart? Nah.
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>>140505927
GekiNoire is literally Noire pleases everyone for shares and power.

Sure, she says that it's for making friends and shit, but she really bends over for the General's whims, from being eaten, to having her body modified to turning into a butler. Not to mention Sim Noire where suggesting shit like bottling her sweat as perfume is possible.
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>>140502915
Now I know where this >handsome Noire is from
>>
>>140506382
Sounds like someone's jealous that those generals get to use Noire how they please.
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>>140506382
>she really bends over
OH MY
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Do your think your favorite nep will mind if a bit of cum spills on her hair?
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New thread:
>>140507095
>>140507095
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