/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

First for tactical waifu action

I want Intigracy to impregnate me

1st for Remove Bay, Remove Cancer

Anyone who plays on other servers should be perma'd.

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Nth for Kammerjunk and SJ are just friends

BORGS ARE CUTE!

>>140399047
Kammerjunk is just a dumb brony attentionwhore who pretends to be a girl

>>140399157
I swear is there even ONE PERSON on our server with no connection to ponies, furries, ERPers, or anything degenerate?

>>140399276
No.
Welcome to circlejerk station 13.
Next stop: More retarded faggotry.

>>140399157
>brony

??? How is he not banned yet?

How many people on the server are there with connections to ponyfuckers, and how do we find out who they are?

>>140399176
I'll redo the sprite when I start giving some functionality to necromorphs in general

>>140398589
Not feeling like touching the skeletons, might make it so that they fall into that weird bone dust that happens if you touch the supermatter shard. Problem is how red they are would make it look weird.

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>>140399276
You don't seem to count yourself

>>140399445
By dropping obscure horsefucker memes in OOC, of course. To find the cancer, you must be one with the cancer.

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Alien maids are cute. CUTE.

>>140399445
Kammerjunk and Freak are two of them

>>140399520
I know what I did. And I'm disgusted with me.

>>140398990
So ask him you faggot.

nth for deadmin Intigracy before he turns /vg/ into TG

>>140399685
>>140399157
Where is the proofs?

Faggot cucks

>>140399665
>Niggly has grey cyber horror sprites that literally look like robo-maids

They even went Cute! CUTE!

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>>140399728

Don't worry Anon, were all human and therefore, degeneracy is all part of us.

>Mfw trying to get into the server but i gotta download Byond again

>>140399810
>before he turns /vg/ into TG
Literally already happened.
/vg/ is already the TG of yesteryear, with cancer running more rampant every day. Intigracy is just a symptom of it.

>tfw /vg/ is turning into TG

we have the metacliques, we have the shameless validhunting, we have the rampant borderline ERP, we have the shitty 'our server above all others' attitude

we are literally no better than TG at this point

what the fuck happened

>round starts
>spend a lot time setting up
>finish setting up
>round ends

>>140399907
>>140400101
jesus christ stop samefagging so pathetically

>>140400101
>shameless valid hunting to prevent no fun chloral niggers is bad
>borderline ERP
What's the name of the drug in your fucking pipe dude

>>140399843
Dig through the logs if you want. Or the several times he literally professed his love to horsecock. I think Kammerjunk is just an alt as well, but I'm not too sure.

>>140400101
The motions happened. This is SS13: An endless cycle of degeneracy, repeating over and over like some kind of microculture of politics on a much faster scale. This is like the progressive left in action: Ignore the degeneracy and stupidity because it's not hurting anyone, right?

>>140400256
>>140400215
Hello TG

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Who does this apply to the most on our server?

>>140400262
>Or the several times he literally professed his love to horsecock. I think Kammerjunk is just an alt as well, but I'm not too sure.

where
is
the proofs

>>140400352
Any of the shitters like 2hotdogs or Sawbones

>>140400352
nevill

>>140400262
Whew there, friend. I'd love to see those logs because I don't recall ever saying that. I mean, I'm fine with jokes and banter and all, but I'd appreciate not being grouped with bronies.

>>140400397
I said, logs. It's been fucking years. Also https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23872347/#23873073
I think Kammerjunk is Majestic_Mastodon's alt. Don't remember.

>>140399157
They can like whatever they like, as long as they don't bring it to the server. Or if they liked it before its no big deal if they do anything to the server with it.

That's, my general view on it, but if you bring your shit nobody wants to the server you can fuck right off.

>tfw know two people who have profiles with their Ckey's names on a pony fanfic site + dAs with ponyfucker art on them
>could be a giant asshole and post them on the thread
>instead i'm just sitting here holding it over their heads to get them to behave

>>140400674
I don't think the two accounts are related, I think Kammerjunk was playing the same time that other ckey was.

>>140401023
>They can like whatever they like, as long as they don't bring it to the server.
This is the kind of mentality that doomed you, /vg/, and TG as well, you know. "It's alright as long as they don't bring it in" You soon ignore the few little tidbits in OOC, then you ignore the huge, stupid-ass rants and circlejerking, and then you're in the midst of faggotry.
Slippery slope, yadda yadda, I know. For anecdotal evidence, see: TG, the current state of /vg/.

>>140400674
Wait, wait, so you're saying I like that show because another ckey has been posted in a thread on /mlp/ (which is in itself the equivalent of the id/senaat1 meme), and saying Kammerjunk is an alt of Mastodon despite the times we've been on and active simultaneously and also Mastodon's is one year newer than mine?

kammerjunk.deviantart.com

it's been right here for all to see i don't know what's the big deal

>>140401227
I know you liked the show, Kammer.

>>140401162
I am likely completely wrong, but I remember Kammerjunk throwing a bunch of ponyshit references way back. Even then, there's other, non-ponyshit related faggotry. Just do the searching for yourself, I'm too old for this shit.

>>140401406
>DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT

>>140401217
I will call them out and tell them to kill themselves then.

>>140401227
No wonder they made you admin, huuuuh?

Space marines performing an exterminatus instead of deathsquad when?
We already have the genus of the emperor, and I know an anon was spriting boltors

>>140401424
Think you're wrong, I know Kammerjunk enough to know they wouldn't start sprouting ponyshit, let alone sprout really anything.

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>>140401620
Reportan for duty

>horsefucker admins
>scalie admins
>mrpain666
/vg/station? More like VGay Station.

>>140401620
40K fags are literally the ponyfuckers of the Tabletop scene.

>>140401068
madman

>>140401504
http://www.legendsofequestria.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=6024
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/story-hearths-warming-miracle.html
(and further comments under the name "Kammerjunk" on the same site, I think Kammerjunk is some kind of OC's name in some thing?)
I mean, just a cursory googling does the job.

>>140401683
Nice admission of circlejerk you got there, friend-o.

>>140401751
Especially during cult if the chaplain gets a message to centcomm

>>140401848
Hey, I was just saying I didn't see them sprout it in OOC

>>140401848
>kammerjunk

it's literally just a danish word, you paranoid moron

also
>unironically digging through ponyfucker sites just to get dirt on someone
You are grade A autistic. I don't even like Kammer, but I'd rather have him than someone like you.

>>140401458
That happened a long time ago, anon. I found someone else's and it had some embarrassing stuff they'd written, so I deactivated mine before they could see because I was once a cringe kid and wrote embarrassing stuff and you can't delete it

>>140401848
>4 years ago
But anon, I didn't even use 4chan 4 years ago. Believe it or not, the name actually does have a meaning (and cultural connotations)

>tfw someone once gave me some really juicy deets on a certain pone-loving player
>if I release it it's basically throwing old laundry out for all to see and that's only what a rude dude would do
>>140402037
>grade A autistic
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>140399276
me
>not brony
>not furry
>never ERP'ed

>>140400352
me

>>140402037
You're the one getting "grade A" autistic over some dude literally just putting "kammerjunk" into google and linking whatever comes first. Autism takes dedication, not sloppy, light banter like I'm doing. Know your buzzwords right, mein kamarat.

Jet Set Radio mode when?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kammerjunk2

>>140402107
Ay, you know replying to all this is just drawing more attention to you, right? If you just let it happen and don't give it attention people will move on, but the more you feed into it the more people notice, and bring it up more.

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>>140401935
would a chainsword be too much?

>>140402175
If you want to make /vg/ great again, you will submit all the dirt you have. Not because you are a fucking asshole, but because there must be an example set; a form of social feedback, otherwise the degeneracy will go unpunished and unphased, allowing it to root deep inside the foundation of whatever the fuck this shit is now.

post link to NUKLEAR APPROVED discord pls, the last one is dead

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>>140402358
Let me guess, this is meant to be shiggy?

>>140402175
>certain pone loving player

Tell us

>>140398868
>try connecting
>keeps on closing

halp

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>>140402358
>friends with our Kammerjunk

>>140402358
And for once the evidence is legit

>>140402648
>>140402648
It literally says in the OP to update to the latest byond beta

>>140402516
https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh4vHdU8

>tfw someone's throwing out a bunch of fake dirt on kammerjunk
>tfw you have real dirt on them and one other person

feels good to have blackmail materials

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>>140401804
>WAAAAHHHHHHHHH its popular so its bad!!!!!!11

If you hate it so much, make like a tree and kill yourself then.

>>140403019
Hi, Sam.

>>140403019
>tfw allusion to what is currently happening
>tfw throwing out controversial bullshit in the hopes of getting responses

insert some emotional reaction here

>>140402429
Top tier
Bonus points for a execution on stunned people

>>140403119
nope, try again

>>140403203
I got this. Hi, Sacred.

>>140402358
I'd forgotten about him. Thanks, anon, even if it's a bit melancholic. Not really my taste in games though, sorry (and I'm not really the weed kinda memer).
>>140402569
Sorta, probably. He was a guy who no one really liked, but kept around. Moved to Sweden eventually.
>>140403019
You can post it, that's okay. Unless it's about the phase where I wore all black and listened to cringy music, because don't

>>140403309
[circlejerking and attentionwhoring intensifies in the general area]

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Proving if someone is a grille is really easy to do without compromising face, something that only nuklear is not worried with.
Simply post a pic of your very femenine hand if woman, or post your dick if male.
100% failproof as traps are distinguishable by giant hands and feet, and there are no girly penii IRL.

>>140400101
>we have the shitty 'our server above all others' attitude
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>140403298
I am not even at home, I also don't even have dirt on them, I don't have dirt on people I consider friends. So try again.

>>140403298
nopedy nope, try again friend

>>140403153
well, yeah, that's what you gotta do if you wanna get a (you)

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Its been a while since my last chick pic
5 weeks old last monday.
From left to right: Pomf, Nexis and Senaat(Senaat might end up being a dude, rip)

>>140403404
It is me, Anonymous, with my novel solution to battle the circlejerking! I present to you, MORE CIRCLEJERKING!

>>140403398
I figured it might come off that way. I don't mean for it to, sorry. I'm just not overly fond of being associated with bronies. I don't really know what the deal is since I don't really use 4chan except for /ss13g/, but everyone else hates them

>>140403309
didnt your picture used to be of something smoking a joint youre lying

>>140403608
complaining about it isn't really gonna do anything man, just ignore it, this is what the thread is for, to keep circlejerks out of OOC. once the round is over, shit will go back to game discussion/people calling eachother out for shit they did in-game

>>140403682
depending on where the horsefucker originates from, they can be incredibly fucking cancerous
old /co/ horsefuckers that are still around aren't so bad

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>>140403554
I DON'T WANT TO BE A DUDE.

>>140403682
hey kammer, since we're discussing blackmail, post that dirt you had on freak

>>140403309
will you be my gf pls I want secks

>>140403682
Hello, fellow anonymous! I am a member of your general circle, yet avoid most other places associated with you as to seem more mysterious and/or normal! Watch as I subvert usual manner of speaking here and write something much more polite and not at all passive aggressive to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

>>140403608
You can never stop the shitposting, you can only deviate it to another subject.

>>140403682
I think your lying

>>140403743
Did ignoring a problem ever solve it?
Nobody gives a shit about the game anymore. Anyone would actually played the game for the sole purpose of entertainment and fun left long ago, or is too young to have experiences most of it. See: The constant presence of the "literally who" majority when you who.

>>140403554
They look tasty

>>140404025
In the absence of a moderation, I guess you are right. Goreposting worked against the normie, but what would work against the degenerate, outside of directly targeting their individual weaknesses? No two degenerates are alike, after all.

>>140404090
>waaaa none of the people i circlejerked with are here anymore
>waaaaaa i don't like the new circlejerk

that's basically what you're doing

>>140404249
>is on 4chan
>complains about degeneracy

shouldn't you be on some religious forum somewhere

>>140404271
Thank you for your valuable contribution to the discussion by paraphrasing others as if they were literally babies.

>>140403912
>waaaaaaaa people aren't being autistic and acting like shitheads to me
>waaaa they're being polite to me i don't like them

do you realize how retarded you sound right now?

>>140404397
no problem my man, glad you liked it

>>140404351
You should probably go back to the /b/ board. That's where your mentality belongs. Actually, it's mostly /pol/ these days.

>>140404416
>replying

how new are you home slice?

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>This thread
I've been gone for 5 months and this is what I fucking see?
Fucking geez

>>140405062
It's better for your own mental health that you leave and never come back.

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>>140405130
What the fuck is a "mental health"

>>140403554
They're gettin BIG

>>140405292
You don't know what you've had until you've lost it.

>>140405062
how come every time there's shitposting someone ALWAYS says "I just came back after 30 years and wow you guys are shitposting? I'm out"

bullshit.

>>140405485
Because Kammerjunk's virtual bouncing booty is just that popular.

>>140405615
I'd love to be able to kammer kammerjunk's junk.

>>140405615
>one nigger that shitposts constantly
>popularity
Thanks Anonymous.

>>140405687
I'd rather just fuck her, Anon.

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Alright guys, hold onto your seats.
Time for some codermin magic.

Yes, the framework is now fully in place, allowing spriters to create blob sets in both 32x32 and 64x64 , players to choose one when they first spawn, and admins to switch them at any time.

>>140403906
>>140403682
gib dirt

>one of our admins is someone who "doesn't use 4chan for much outside of /ss13g/"
This is how history dies, with thunderous applause.

>>140405770
I like it, take it we can't have it so that different skins gives different functionalities?

Sprites released so we can get started on alternates when?

>>140405795
Just google the ckey you dumbo

>>140405770
desu seeing them next to eachother (sort of), I like the newer ones better. it looks a lot meatier and shit.

>>140403404
>tfw forced my stupid fucking meme enough for somebody to make OC from it

*feeling the feel of a proud father who's son has graduated and going to go into a good field like engineering*

>>140405770
your new one looks better

>>140405963
that would defeat the purpose of you releasing the info in the thread

>>140405910
There's several of those right now and have been even more, dude.
>Arthur, Duny, Deity, Niggly, Dylan (heh), Jed and Intigracy (TG cancer scum, what do you expect?)

>>140405770
oh man, the old ones look so bad when compared

>>140405770
I've said it already and I'll say it again
The sprites are good but they're way too opaque and contrasting

>>140403554
>pomf facing the opposite way

he's so cool

>>140405956
>Sprites released so we can get started on alternates when?
Soon, I'll delay making a UI so I can ship what's been done so far more quickly. Maybe tonight.

>I like it, take it we can't have it so that different skins gives different functionalities?
That'd require a lot more work on the framework. Plus I'd rather leave ability balancing for another update.

>>140406135
Doesn't make it any better really.

Post ckeys of cool people

SJ_Benster

>>140406194
The original ones were pretty contrasting as well. As for them being opaque consider it a design choice. I like having them fully hide the stuff they cover. Makes them more oppressing.

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The output is nothing to write home about in terms of autism but as far as powering the station goes, I'm not going to bother with emitters anymore.

>>140406389
Let us begin the circlejerking, fellow Anonymous!
I personally nominate drama queen number 5778!

>>140405770
I'm getting excited for this update. Shame blob happens so rarely.

>>140406135
>Intigracy
Literally browse 4chan daily, fuck you anon.

>>140406572
Kill yourself, if you please.

>>140405770
Deity give me the goddamn .dmi so I can do the necromorph and cyber horror versions

>>140406463
Sorry for being an idiot, but what's making it radiate?

>>140406463
Why not have the injector, shard and scrubber on the same tile?

>>140406135
>implying I would ever use my trip outside /ss13g/
>implying I haven't been loitering on 4chan since 2007

>>140406770
I want a machineblob, or an AMEblob.

Before I make a PR I need to tidy up the files, add some comments, etc.

>enter thread
>press ctrl+f
>enter first name of my static
>no results found

I've done this every thread for about the last 20. Only mentioned like 4 times in total.

feels good man

>>140407039
You don't need to fucking make the PR after he makes the sprites, give him the DMI so he can make some for later.

>>140406893
oxygen, it gets agitated by atmosphere which is why spacing the shard stops it going apeshit but doesn't do much else like cool it down.

It gives off very little plasma and heat when it's not being hit by a beam so you can scale back your cooling and up your collectors. as long as the collectors have very cold tanks it works great.

>>140406943
That was bugged last time i tried that, which was about 5 months ago. Thats my next model anyway, one tile and less cooling.

>google own madeup ckey to check if it relates to shit.
>just a cooking show.
Phew

>>140407435
>google someone else's ckey
>ponyshit comes up

i kinda wanna post it

>>140406135
>arthur
>dylan
Both of these use 4chan a lot, I know arthur likes /his/ and /int/

>>140407629
Do it anon.

>>140407629
is it bonk?
old news

>>140407383
So do the closer collecters collect more?

>constantly shitpost about myself in the thread
>draw fanart of my own character
>write erotic porn books of my own character
>constantly calling myself a slut
>people start coming onto me in game and I just reject them because I'm secretly pure

Hmmm...

>>140407804
You are pure to no one angelite

>>140406135
>Niggly
I am literally on 4chan all of the time.
All the fucking time.
It's a problem.

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>>140407804
Go home Megurine.

Shit nigga I found Probe in a webm thread
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1461875430167.webm

>constantly memeposting ITT
>it's rev
>meta status: communicated

>>140408016
That's the real probe I tell you. He'll tell you too.

>>140407992
>>140408015
I am actually none of those people


t. cora stone

>>140407758
yeah it's freak

i didn't know anyone had posted his fimfic before

>>140408213
who

>>140408153
>implying the ckey wasn't taken because 'He'll never play ss13 he wont mind if I use his name to cover my pone history'

>>140407771
In theory yes, in practice not so much.
I honestly can't remember if the radiation weakens the further away you are inside the radiation field or it's merely supposed to, either way closer is better but theres no reason you can't pile on row after row inside the radiation field.
I also just remembered you can mass driver the shard so I'm gonna build an emergency ejector into my next one for the hell of it.
The one truth in engines with rad collectors is chill that fucking plasma before filling the tanks or get nothing.

>>140408313
ancient very bad memefu

>>140405910
I only browse /vg/ and /tg/ desu besides the porn boards. I don't like /v/ and I've outgrown /b/ a long time ago.

>>140408423
So, as the shard GENERATES plasma, and you want it to be cold, I assume that you can just use that?

>tfw you did questionable things in the discord group and now your adminfu disapproves of you
PROBE I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T REALIZE THE EXTENT OF MY ACTIONS
I JUST WANT YOU TO COMPLIMENT ME ON SECURITY AGAIN

>be game master
>want to run a session of something that isn't d&d/coc/warhammer40k stuff
>nobody shows up

just like real life right guys?

>>140406135
What boards do elim and probe browse?

>>140408519
Yeah 4chan has long ago gone to seed and I only browse a select few boards instead of all of them being interesting for various reasons.

>>140408747
I kinda wanna run MAID

That's the kind of system that'd work well.

>>140408936
MAID would be good

>>140408538
nah it's hottish plasma, normally you just vent it or feed it back into the miner or whatever takes your fancy. Anything above -266C is shit.

You could feed it into a cooling loop and use that but I doubt you'd gather enough.
If you get really lax with the cooling you could even feed it into the TEG if it wasn't making jam at the moment.

>>140408796
I think both of us just browse /v/ and /vg/ and occasionally /sci/.

>>140407804
>angelite
No, I pride myself on being unpure. Experience is way better imho and I think this "le purity" shit is just a perpetuation of disillusioned virgin's fantasies. It's not as cute and great as everyone thinks it is.

>>140408747
>Spend most the time making a character
>Start playing
>ANTAGS

Or worse

>MALF round
>Set up everything as an engyborg then run off to play DnD
>AI rolls to Malfunction
>I have to awkwardly leave the room as the others begin burnign to death

>>140409117
Who cares angelite you're old news

>>140408796
I know elim goes on /v/ because of his angry mineral guy thing
I think he's mentioned liking /his/ and /k/ as well

>>140409117
t. Angelite

>>140409269
I don't care that I'm old news, I prefer it that way, nerd lord.

>>140409308
I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>>140409602
t. Angelite

>>140409602
Choking with someone else's hand violently in a non-sexual way when?

>>140409117
this

being pure is for faggots, i'd rather have a slut who knows what they're doing and has no shame than some holier-than-thou 'pure' chick

what the fuck is -with- the stupid 'pure' meme?

Why is it saying Connection closed when I try to get back onto /vg/station?

>>140409690
I like you too, you're also invited to my house to partake in sister fucking activities.

>>140409973
t. Angelite

>>140409949
We fucking are into fucking 5-fucking-10 version of fucking BYOND.
Fucking update and expect fucking everything fucking up because fucking sood fucking pushed a fucking experimental PR and it doesn't fucking work.

(It's the fucking "beta" version, the big fucking red button to fucking update)

>>140406135

>All of these people don't use 4chan because I said so and also they are ledditors

Okay anon

>>140410294


ooooooh

thank you.

:3

>>140410364
*tail swishes*

no problem ^w^

I want integracy to fuck me

how do I go about doing this

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so uh, is there anything I should change before I try submit this again

>>140411017
Yeah, everything.

>>140411017
>Roundstart sovietvend

Madman

>>140411067
I fucking knew it

>>140410863
>tfw you will never take inti's trialmin dick

>>140411017
Cameras plox

>>140410863
>tfw you will never bounce on inti's trialmin cock

I played a round ages ago, and I want to know what the event was, but nobody seems to know.

Basically it was a ton of weird shit started happening, there were creepy noises, and then the entire station went totally dark, it was like we were in the twilight zone if we looked out at space.

Demonic creepy monsters started spawning everywhere too.

Does anyone know?

>>140411312
Oh shit, I think that was one of the power hours.
It was one of my first rounds. That was some spooky shit

>>140411312
That was the event, spooky noises and SCP's were spawned, what more is there to say?

Do you want a name for it or something?

Faggotron. That was the name of the event. Faggotron.

Now fuck off.

>>140411017
Create vox access and lock it all away from the rest of the crew.

>>140411312
Sounds like someone going full on spook mode adminbus, it happens
If it was good, it was probably elim and/or prae that did it

>>140411312
How long is ages ago

>>140411312
It means Skowron was doing the admin bus and you somehow didn't remember the hamfisted teenage girl style messages from centcom or the donut steel original character he probably played to guide you through it

>CONCENTRATE
>CONCENTRATE
>why is no one listening to me?
>I KNOW MORE ALL CAPS WILL FIX IT

>>140411017
How will they use the mining vend w/o IDs? They'll check for bank accounts which they won't have.

>>140411684
>teenage girl style messages
What did he mean by this?

>>140411752
"no one will listen to my ramblings so I better insult everyone to get replies"

>>140411752
>'uhhh'
>'ummm'
> Insert passive agressive responce here (always comes up)
>Why aren't people paying attention to me: The announcement

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Supermatter in an ejector seat, what could possibly go wrong? nothing!

>>140411017
What unlocks the ship dock door which starts bolted?

>>140412120
>Random Mc Greyshit hits the button for the nth time

>>140411017
Why are the firelocks so fucky? Pick a type and stick with it.

Give Vox a way to process ore so they can trade it

Can someone explain to me what being robust is all about, and how I myself can achieve robustness?

I'VE UPDATED AND I AM STILL GETTING CONNECTION CLOSED

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT DID YOU FUCKS DO TO THE SERVER.

>>140411701
the idea was miners might stop buy to spent their money, I'll probably remove it then
>>140411501
everything was agent ID access only but then traders came out with no IDs
>>140412130
button on the skipjack
>>140411241
AI, bolt and shock every door at the vox outpost
>>140412239
think of the firelocks like walls and doors, also they've got a smelter outside

>>140412253
updoot byond

>>140412253
I'm getting this problem too please help

>>140412253
Just be yourself

I just want to say that was the most frustrating interaction I've ever had with an AI in my entirety of playing this game.

I didn't even harm the IAA and he spaced himself like damn

>>140412252
To be robust you need three things
To click tiles next to you instead of trying to actually aim for the guy, and you also need to remember that clicking the general tile is not enough, you need to click the sprite
Learn basics of CQC, disarm, bash into windows, if you punch punch into mouth (same damage as head plus chance to knock teeth out) or groun
And have good internet

>>140411684
I probably would have done something similar but I got nah flags to do that kind of thing. Next time though! Just for you.

That round was so insanely slow. Medbay was a mess partially because of new people, but Jesus.
And it took the vamp like 10 hours to finally fucking do something.
And no I am not mad just because I got robusted.

And a question to that salt.
If the AI tells me that someone is working with a syndie or whatever, but I haven't seen it myself, am I shitcurity for shooting directly?

>>140411017
>Here, wire these solars without yellow gloves

Briliant

>>140412669
What does it mean to be robust?

>>140406135
>Arthur
>not the server's supreme /lit/, /his/ and /int/ shitposter

>>140409280
>/k/
>play EU4 with Elim
>he hears something outside
>thinks it might be a robber
>goes and grabs his mosin nagant

fucking americans

>>140412768
there's some on top of the metal, but the thought of the vox trying to wait for the sun to go around so they can wire the solars is pretty good

>>140412768
Unpowered solars are perfectly safe to wire without glubs
It's not hard at all to get glubs as a trader

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>>140412624

So your solution was to ion rifle his upload.

>>140412761
No. The AI is usually pretty trustworthy unless it's been subverted

>>140412836
>>140412252
To be able to deal with anything that comes your way and come out on top. In combat this means beating your opponent(s), outside of it it means doing your job and knowing how the game works

Play security for the easiest way to become robust. Play it every day and in a few months you'll be robust as fuck

>>140406770
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9735
You can download the DMI from there. If you finish your alternate blob sprites before this gets merged I'll add them. Otherwise you should find easy to make a PR yourself. There's literally 2-4 lines of code to add per new DMI and I've put some big comments so you cannot miss where to put 'em in theblob.dm

>>140412868
fucking yuros

I'm certainly not gonna let some fuckwipe steal shit I paid for with hours of my life, especially not if they plan on threatening my actual life to take it.

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>>140412624

>Ask AI to open a door
>"What door?"

Windows 98 was clearly new, if you're reading this, go read the AI wiki on /vg/station, and make sure to read them well

You don't play for Valids, you play for your laws and have a good time

>>140413031
Didn't know his upload was right next to his turret desu, that map is complete and utter shit

On another note, I could have easily killed the vamp on the shuttle if there were FUCKING EARMUFFS FOR SEC

Unless there were and I never found them

>>140412761
>round took like 22 hours
>plenty of time for comfy bird space exploring times in a locker
Was pretty great to be honest.

>>140412120
Doesn't bay do this so that you can easily space the shard if it delaminates?

Also why not just build a mass driver

I need movie/tv show recommendations this is totally spess related no lies

>>140412836
Truly, a question for the ages

>>140413419
Sunshine

>medical borg
>everything okay, helping people around the station
>AI keeps saying the HoS spaced some guy and traps him inside the upload
>go investigate, three other people are trapped and the AI says the HoS was harming them too trying to escape
>get pulled in by the HoS and he says I am trapped in there too now
>they start to hack the door, I walk infront of it trying to stop them
>get flashed, pulled away and lasered until my actuator is destroyed
>without actuator, no power, can't say anything or interact with anything other than move around
>spend rest of the round flailing about
>the only roboticist who noticed didn't know how to replace my actuator and fucked off to shuttle

There should be some warning as to when a cyborg's actuator is destroyed upon examining, one of the roboticists just kept trying to repair me with a welder.

>>140413419
Firefly.
The Hero Yoshihiko
It's Always Sunny
How to get away with murder

>>140413468
we watched this in the thread once though

>>140413587
You literally didn't say what it was for though m8 for all I know you're showing it at your local college flick night

Having a weird issue with byond. I can't connect to the server. It opens up the window like it's going to load up the game but then it closes. It's been so long that I don't remember if I had this before or how to fix it

>>140409117
>angelite doesn't see the appeal of purity
You were almost perfect

>>140413542
I've actually never gotten around to watching Firefly, is it actually as good as everyone says?

>>140413697
UPDATE TO 510 YOU FUCKING RETARD READ THE THREAD

>>140413748
It's definitely worth watching.

Just be prepared to be disappointed because it ends abruptly.

>>140413835
Thanks bud

>>140413748
It was back then

Newfag here
>Be janitor
>Do my daily shift, checking for trash
>Wheelchair clown tells me to stop
>I’m mildly uncomfortable by the fact that he is in a wheelchair
>”Come closer” he says
>I come closer
>Banana peel prank
>Mildyannoyed.png
>”Haha, funny”
>Continue my shift
>Another dude gets pissed at clown for because of some prank
>He ain’t having it
>I stop him, dude. “Are you really gonna beat a handicapped clown?”
>He pushes me, “Don’t stop me”
>I stop him
>”Dude, let me help you”
>We both go find the clown
>Proceed to beat the shit out of him

Is this game is gonna turn me into a serial killer?

>>140413528
I was the HoS, sorry for lasering you. I really wish I hadn't 2bh, it didn't even accomplish anything in the end. The AI was a horrible fucking shit and had no idea what it was doing, and I was getting frustrated beyond belief, I thought that it might finally let us out if its borg needed repairs, since clearly it wasn't responding to any of its actual laws.

I was going to make sure you got repaired too, but then I got caught up in a fucking mess of ahelps and my entire sec team dying to a vampire. Sorry man

>>140413987
Serial ERPer more like

>>140413987
The wheelchair's there to dissuade you. Don't fall for it.

>>140413987
it's that or scat fetishist

>>140399276
You forgot anime.

>>140413748
A lot of people obsess over it, and it has the Tumblr audience of 10 years ago which was mostly fangirls rather than ham planets. Think the Dr. Who audience.

It wasn't my thing because I can't bring myself to watch shows with neutral evil protagonists. The captain of the ship is a pretty brutal and petty murderer - however, he's played up as a quip-throwing loveable rogue. So your mileage may vary I guess.

>>140413250

I don't remember that once that round. If I did you either were not near an active camera, untrackable via syndie mechanics, or not human given I was asimov and usually fuck with people like that. You sure it was me and not XP?

>>140414348
>Dr. Poo
>not full of ham planets

>>140414470
Stop that, he'll get depressed about this weight and he might stop posting

>>140414470
It is now but it wasn't 10 years ago

Or maybe they were just less visible because being fat used to be shameful

>>140414470
i unashamedly like watching doctor who
i don't obsess over it but it's an okay way to spend an hour

>>140414639
I really, really enjoy watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

>>140413748
Is okay

>>140414070

It looked like he knew exactly what he was doing to be honest. Your the one who had the bright idea of ioning the AI upload and harming others to try to coerce an asimov ai to obey you. Why didnt you just change its laws?

>>140415106
>harming others to try to coerce an asimov ai to obey you.

This is a great way to get an Asimov AI to obey you. If it can't stop you from harming someone any other way, it is literally REQUIRED to obey any commands from someone threatening to harm someone.

And it all fucking started because the stupid shit was repeatedly locking me down for putting the IAA into exile, with a space suit and oxygen. No harm at all.

I would've changed its laws, but the AI upload was placed right next to the turret I stupidly ioned, and frankly, I don't think it would have mattered. That AI was terrible all around.

I shouldn't have to change an AI's laws when it's not fucking obeying them in the first place.

Don't act like you at all knew what was going when you obviously had no clue, my man

>>140414070
>le tb2 2bh epic pepic twitter memes
You're a braindead failure and I don't forgive you.

>>140414868
I hope by enjoy you mean you forced yourself to watch the first season and only starting liking it in the second.

Can a badmin please bus a highschool round one day.

>robots are teachers, security is hall monitors.
>classes are 5 minutes long, penalties for cutting class, being late.
>traitors can have bully objectives.

An-otha-one
>Cruising along on my janitor ride (aka pu$$yslayer)
>Banana peels and cake everywhere
>I put two and two together
>I tell the clown over radio to stop making my life a living pain with trash
>I keep riding
>Find him surrounded by trash
>Dasitmane.png
>I grab my trusty crowbar
>Start fukin him up (and the floor arround him)
>He runs
>Smears some shit in my eyes
>Blind rage
>I trip
>Steals the keys and my ride
>Okay now it’s personal
>I look for him like a maniac with my bloody crowbar
>With some help i manage to locate him
>Throw him off pu$$yslayer
>Begin smashing the shit out of him
>He only barely survives because of crew and robots holding me back
>”Watch your back, clown.”
Being janitor is more exciting than it should be.

>>140415676
That's fine

Probably smarter then u2bh

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>fight two goliaths at once on the roid
>the second one is incredibly tough and manages to fuck me up good before dying
>succumb to my death
>medbay tries to figure out my ouchies, probably completely bled out with several broken bones
>tries to revive me anyway
>SEVEN TIMES, including two cryopod rides
>end up getting cloned, but have brain damage
>need to make ryetalin myself because they couldn't understand my retard language
I finally understand the thing about "Medbay's Wild Ride". I had enough time to make myself a pizza and eat it.

I can't stop thinking sexually about trialmins
Help

>>140416113
The best in recent memory for me was having obvious bleeding issues, dying on the way to medbay, and being defibbed then stuffed in cryo over, and over, and over again until I had no blood left in my body. 0 blood.

They just kept reviving me over and over without treating the bleed.

Then they fucking morgued me until another guy came and cloned me.

>>140416317
>tfw you will never be banned forever

celery man and tayne outfit when

>>140416317
Get to know them. They're actually doormats and at other times sorta creepy.

>>140416413
Why're there never any shitty science stories?

When are we going to fucking play on box I'm tired of this hell

>>140417194
now

>>140417194
When you stop Probe's mapmaking meme

>warden
>shit's fine
>OH SHIT NUKEOPS
>"NEED HELP MEDBAY"
>i'm the only security force left
>considering taking all the fucking guns and going guns blazing on them
>no fucking idea what im doing
>no idea what's happening
>running around like a headless chicken
>suddenly the end
huh

>>140415685
The first season gets good at the middle after the hydra thing.
Plus I've had to endure worse.

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>late join captain
>there is some other captain fucking about
>go to my office and get my stuff, locator and disk are missing
>as soon as I do "NUKE OPS, MEDBAY"
>"HoS, where have you put the disk?"
>"errrr, :s WHERE IS THE DISK?!"
>run out and get in a gun fight with the nuke ops
>taze one and cuff her
>suddenly find the locator on the ground
>chase down the nuke disk too late to get it
>see the nuke deployed with 10 seconds to go
>with one tearful look back to the station I undeploy it and drag off in to space with me
>save the station from the nuke
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>140417623
i didn't realize you were captain. that makes it so much better

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>waste half an hour with our thumbs up our asses
>get creamed

>>140417369
Your job as the warden during nuke ops is to make sure any officers, or anyone else really, get the contents of the armory. Failing this, you take the armory yourself and try to secure the disk same as everyone else

Keep in mind that you aren't doing anything useful in the brig, and nothing else matters during nuke ops than securing the disk and killing the Ops. Even one man, especially someone with a lot of guns, can make a big difference in nuke ops. Get out there and help out as soon as you can, and hand out the armory along the way

>>140417789
Don't beat yourself up famalam, you did more than most Ops ever do

>>140415585

>the asimov ai is mad at me for trying to execute someone and eventually throwing him into space without a visible oxygen tank on his back on a suit without an exosuit slot for large tanks
>why is the asimov ai mad at me
>why doesnt the asimov ai listen to me while hurting someone else
>better just ion and destroy any chance of a law change in his upload, i doubt it would listen to me anyways, it isnt even following laws

Are you really this stupid or just pretending?

>>140417345
What'd I do? I've never added a new map, I didn't add weighed voting. I support Box just as much as I support Meta and Deff. Box is the best map.

>>140417816
i actually wanted to grab all the guns and dash to the medbay but i was scared i'd be too late and get obliterated by the ops, well shit
>>140417623
godspeed anon, i never got that hardsuit you told me to get ;_;7

>>140417369
You did fine man. I was the detective chasing down leads related to the atmos break in and happened to stumble right into all the nuke ops WHILE pulling the assistant that broke into atmos.

In retrospect, I should have used him to block the shots but my instinct was to put him out of harms way. If I had just let him go and focused, I would have been able to get the first nuke op I stunned down for good and worked on the next one while back up arrived but my focus was wrong.

You were cool man don't sweat it. 9 times out of 10 security has a realbadtime.

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>>140417623
>see the nuke deployed with 10 seconds to go
>I undeploy it

>Lifting and cutting through bolts in less than ten seconds

>>140418247
Actually that assistant who broke into atmos later came to sec with captain's ID, grabbed a shotgun, some armor and ran off
I hope he did some good, that absolute madman

>>140418304
A nuke op cut the bolts themself because they deployed it wrong.
They also fucked up a locker entry real bad

>>140417623
I hacked into the captain's office and tossed the disk and pinpointer to the replacement hop, blame him

>>140417623
Never forget ;_;

>>140418394
Whats more impressive is he broke out of handcuffs during all this. I'm glad I bodyblocked those lasers for him instead of the other way around.

>>140418408
>replacement hop
You mean that assistant who demanded the crew bring him memes and set his office on fire?

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>>140402175
I swear antipony/Barney fags are worse than the fan bases they witch hunt.

>>140413419
Catch me if you can?

>>140418852
they really are

you can have some guy minding his own business and all of a sudden, someone mistakes something he says for pony references and the entire thread goes to shit.

only people worse than either of those are the 40k fags

>>140418004
The AI had no way of telling if the guy was harmed, and it was made VERY clear over the radio that he was given oxygen. This was even before he was spaced. Not only that, but bolting people down wherever they go at all is an extreme reaction and a shitty thing for the AI to do, and a telltale sign of a shitty AI. This is true even in the case of fucking outrighting murdering somebody, in full view of the AI's cameras, let alone sending somebody out into space with a fucking suit on with oxygen.

Second of all, since you clearly have no idea how Asimov works, silicons MUST obey any commands given to them by anyone who is clearly capable of harming a human who is threatening to do so. This is not something you can ignore, this is a rule that must be fucking followed. If you can't do that, you're a shitty silicon, period. The AI broke its laws by allowing a human to come to harm, repeatedly, when it could have been stopped. It also broke its laws numerous times by failing to follow law two orders, not just from me, but other people. On the premise of potential hams no less, and if you are a silicon player that's worth anything at all, you'd know this is a big fat no no.

I shouldn't have to write out paragraphs explaining to you why the AI was horrible and was entirely at fault for the entire shitshow that followed. You should know this if you've even taken a glance at the wiki, which I honestly doubt you've even done. In fact, I'm even starting to believe that maybe you were that shitty fucking AI.

>>140418042
Don't be scared family, if you get blasted by Ops then it's no big deal, at least you tried. But sitting around when you could otherwise be helping the other crew members is a mistake. You might have saved the life of a few other people, you never know man. Also, the only way to get better at fighting Ops and kicking your fear of fighting them is to do it, so next time just hop in and throw all of your flashbangs at them

>>140418825
okay I take some of the blame then

>>140419774
IF WE HAD ATTACK ANIMATIONS OR GAVE THE ABILITY FOR THE AI TO SEE ACTIONS THROUGH CAMERAS THIS WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140420010
attack animations sound stupid desu

The AI can see attack text and all that through its cameras, can't it?

>>140420731
no

>>140419774
>but bolting people down wherever they go at all is an extreme reaction and a shitty thing for the AI to do, and a telltale sign of a shitty AI. This is true even in the case of fucking outrighting murdering somebody, in full view of the AI's cameras
>This is true even in the case of fucking outrighting murdering somebody, in full view of the AI's cameras

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WONT THE AI LET ME RUN FREE TO MURDER MORE PEOPLE AFTER IT SEES ME MURDER SOMEONE AHELP AHELP AHELP

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>>140420731
>attack animations sound stupid

Is this sheer retardation? Is this that thing where people convince themselves of dumb things to make their current situation sound seem better to themselves? Is this just being so use to a terrible thing you've actually become use to it and like it?

Attack animations are completely not fucking stupid. You know what's actually stupid? NO ATTACK ANIMATIONS.

>>140421674
Attack animations are stupid

>>140421753
XDDDD

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>>140421753
Yeah, having people stand next to each other, motionless, with no visual queue for attacks, is definitely smarter than the opposite. I love not being able to see things at a glance, or to have to read through paragraphs of spamming text during a brawl to actually be able to have some semblance of a clue as to what is going on.

>>140422110
Then you had better get to work making ones that will be smooth, easily recognized, and -most of all- not prone to be caught up or interrupted by lag.

>>140423002
>hey yeah sure merge that
>oop but if it's attack animations that will vastly improve server interaction and combat it needs to be literally flawless or I'll never accept it : ^ )

Alright bud

>>140417623
>>run out and get in a gun fight with the nuke ops
>>taze one and cuff her
REMINDER FOR NEWCOPS
YOU CAN *DEATHGASP EVEN WHILE ALIVE

>>140423002
>slide sprite towards target
>slide sprite back to origin square
>implying this lags

>>140423360
>implying that'll even be recognizable as an attack

>>140423427
Check it out on hippie

>>140423427
Are you by chance retarded?

>>140423554
I did.

I was not impressed.

>>140423554
Check it out on almost literally any other server

>>140423749
That's only because they're all TG downstreams and TG has it.

The majority of servers are just copycat branches of their code, we aren't.

>>140421564
just stop

>>140423810
They probably have it because every other server isn't pants on head retarded and realizes that a great feature that immensely clarifies combat isn't a ban thing.

>>140424104
No, it's the first thing I said.

how do i give stuff to other peoples?
so far i just put it on the ground or force it on their hands

>>140425376
alt click them with the item

>>140425376
right click

>>140425376
Alt click them with something in your hand

>>140425376
just throw it at them

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>captain
>deal with the crew and maintain the peace
>I wanna make clown goblins!
>everyone says they're dangerous
>PFFF, how dangerous can they be?
>Teleport them around the station so the crew can enjoy them
>OH SHIT THEY'RE BREAKING EVERYTHING

Oh god I'm so sorry

>>140425376
IC > Give
Have the item in your active hand

hey clown and joey, how was that vault

>>140425481
I TOLD YOU DAWG, I TOLD YOU ABOUT CLOWN GOBLINS.

>>140425481
I had 3 survival boxes full of clown goblins in Evidence by the end of all that.

>>140425704
IT KEPT HAPPENING

>>140423976
Why should I? Because what you said is retarded?
>AIs that try stop someone they saw openly murder someone are shit

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>Roundstart Syndie Agent
>Decide to go full James Bond, turn on my charms and go ask female HoP (who is my target) to make me IAA
>From start she sort of starts flirting with me and I see this as a chance to Bond it out, some small talk here and it ends of really promising turns
>After some time ask her for more access and through small talk manage to get all access, think that my plan can work out perfectly. Invite her for maritini in future.
>Make a small romantic room in maint and manipulate some guys for resources and items along the way.
>Take her to the date, talk some more with her, she is into it and lets me come closer
>Parapen, cuff, monkey SE, space, items burned
>Stealing advanced boots with all access is easy as fuck
>Think that it's all over but HoS comes over to pods and searches me for some reason...
>Stun him, take his laser, unload all of laser and think that he is done
>NOPE.jpeg
>HoS armor too robust, he is half dead but stands up and stuns me, proceeds to bumfuck me
>Turns out HoP was a syndicate agent that wanted to manipulate me into doing her chores

James Bonding worked out good, HoS was a fluke and realistically that was a very successful round.
Stealth doesn't work properly because stealth in SS13 is shit and murderbone gets lame, James Bond suave Syndie Agents is my new gimmick.

>>140425832
aim for the leg or arm when using lethals, especially against sec or the hos