Pressing all the emote buttons at once edition
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http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/second-life-donald-trump-bernie-sanders Oh look SL is in the 'news'
>not screenshooting clear pictures of the deamons
BOOOO
>>140373697
I need this doormat
>>140375537
Is this the system avatar? I've been wanting to do a fat nerd for a while now.
>>140375772
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/piggu-Jonathan-Mesh-Avatar/8972858
>>140373697
Don't go in there!
>dress normal
>look bland
Why is gnome so inexplicably cute?
who is gnome?
>>140381321
How can he? Everybody knows thatAzais the cutest!
I want rahf to step on me
can I get a pic of gnome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwowpASIOHo
yo i am pro at making character in zbrush, what kind of avatar should i make? what does second life need?
why is /d/ so uptight?
>>140386742
assriel dreemurr
>>140386742
Animal Crossing, The Sims, City of Heroes, popular videogame characters, popular anime characters, popular TV show characters, popular MMO game characters
>>140386742
more dicks
>>140386742
>>140386972
seconding this
I'm Japanese.I can speak English a little,but not good at English.
>>140386742
>>140388278
seconding this
>>140389262
SLURL?!
>>140389262
I'm going to fuck her
As a switch who leans toward sub, after a few days of primarily domming I'm reminded of why I stopped doing it. Most subs in SL are just really fucking terrible. This applies to both male and female. They don't really want to act like a sub, they just want to use someone else to live out their fantasies. Others just want to be controlled and put no actual effort into anything. Some of them are perfectly content to just use RLV toys or poseballs and literally never emote. Or talk for that matter. It's boring as fuck and there are so many people.
Then there's the matter of finding one who has both a good av and the ability to emote decently in the first place, which is rare. Back to being a sub almost all of the time for me. Not that most doms are much better desu, but I've had better luck with them than with subs.
Also it seems like pretty much every male av I see looks edgy or like a nu-male. I've been in SL a long time so it's always kinda been like this. But holy shit I just wanna see more normal good-looking guys with mesh bodies wearing suits and dress shirts.
>>140395463
Red Flags for guys:
-he looks like a Chad stereotype and has an inhumanely big dick
>>140395827
At least a decent bit of the Chad stereotypes look like they're capable of dressing themselves worth a shit.
>50 year old men dressing like highschool boys
It's like they're trying to relive their highschool years as the guys they were jealous of
>>140395463
How about I kick your fucking ass??
I'm thinking of getting new shoes. What KEMONO shoes would be more suitable for this type of outfit?
>>140399284
trash cans so you can be reminded of how rubbish u are for choosing the kemono
>>140399284
name? I want to fuck your ass
>>140399284
Are you in Detroit?
>>140399749
thanks
>>140399968
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/TeamGhetto/131/45/27
>>140399284
Shoes are easy to shop for, even outside of what's actually made for your avatar. The Kemono hud allows you to hide your feet so they won't clip through, which should help. Try demos whenever possible to be sure, though.
>>140387068
>The Sims
I made Bob Newbie once.
>>140400203
>>140399284
jesus
>>140386742
Honest response, not meme response:
If you can create a mesh body that uses the official standard LL body uv map then you should make a femboy body.
If not then make something you cannot create with human mesh bodies, for example aliens, monsters, robots. Aim for render like quality (people buying items do not care about polygon count, they care about how detailed the textures / model is).
You could also make a human(oid) avatar that has exaggerated / detailed anatomy in comparison to a regular mesh body. See the niramyth aesthetic as an example, it sold well even though it does not use the LL uv map. I'm sure a /fit/ female body would sell well too.
>>140397042
OK.
>>140402253
>If you can create a mesh body that uses the official standard LL body uv map then you should make a femboy body.
>femboy body.
yeah cause there's not enough of those around!
>>140402931
there isn't, that's the point.
The only one is the Nauha, and it sucks.
>>140402931
Enough femboy bodies, or enough femboys?
The former indicates a surplus in supply, while the latter indicates a surplus in demand. For someone looking to make money, this distinction is important.
>>140399284
Maybe the ones I wear, but they are for slink
>>140403987
real fucking talk,
realest. fucking. talk.pawjobs?
>>140403320
Enough femboys. All of them have to resort to the LL body and frankenmix it with mesh butt. A femboy body would have its niche hungering for it.
>>140402253
There's so many ways to make a femboy body that's decent and most of them are already using it.
There's a severe lack of human male mesh bodies that are average and not muscular in any way.
>>140407275
>5k
fuck off you dumb slut
>>140386742
Psycrow from Earthworm Jim.
Earthworm Jim himself.
tips for poseballing with trans and non-cis people?
>>140409402
call them the opposite of their preferred pronouns
>>140406413
lies.
>>140411962
>>140409402
Don't.
Trannies are impossibly to satisfy. They are NEVER happy. That is why post-transformation suicide rates are fairly high. It's better if you just don't do it at all.
>>140413316
Who's in the box?
Is it the giraffe???
>>140411962
you guys seem violent! There is no need for guns and weapons!
>>140414002
the HRT fucks with their brains so much, my friend is going through HRT (covered by the government) and he/she has become stupidly aggressive and snappy and can barely sleep anymore but turns into a peach in the morning, they act like a complete snarky dick and I've honestly just stopped talking with them since
>>140415242
fuck you and fuck other shitty allies like you, cissies are scum
>>140415242
Pretty much.
The problem is our culture has taken to glorifying the successful transitions so much that the far more numerous unsuccessful ones are ignored.
>>140415480
You will never be a girl, archiplex
>>140415494
It's gotten so bad and the worst part is if I or anyone else dares to stand up to them and tell them it's ruining them we get shot down by their friends or called transphobic by society.
I'm not transphobic I'm just prosanity. It's like watching one of your grandparents with dementia just lose it over time.
Why are trans so condescending when you poseball with them?
it's like they don't have fun with Second Life. Yes I know your penis isn't actually in me and that I can't feel it. It's called roleplay.
Don't get scammed, only seek findom through official means.
Not a child, just short!!
Don't forget to use the word 'gingerly' when doing ERP
>>140420886
nice shirt man
>>140422409
can you post the shirt AO map? i want to make you one.
>>140417608
The fact that you virtually fuck them makes you no better.
>>140422701
Unfortunately the creator hasn't put out the AO maps yet. I pestered them about it and they should be putting one out soon though.
>>140384086
I want one too
is it wrong to tell someone to hurry up doing erp?
I thought I would just do stuff with a guy for 20 minutes, but we ended up going at for more than 2 hours. I have to go to do stuff.
>>140424260
>>140424260
I usually mention something before I even start, let them know I've gotta go in a bit. Seems to make them more conscious of time. One guy even logged out because he was embarrassed he couldn't go any faster.
anyone ever done vore?
how does vore sex end?
>3 hour ERP sessions
>>140425868
i like this one more
>>140425868
This means so much to me.
>>140422409
jesus christ
whats her name please tell me
>>140427653
its beautiful
>>140427762
katiesmith12
No guys.
>>140427903
>no guys
That's alright
Check out this mountain of a man.
>>140429334
big guy, but why are your jean shorts stained?
Why doesn't Halley ever respond to me? Please respond.
>>140430394
I spilled my drink.
>>140430794
Ooops, fat-fingered that post and forgot the image.
>>140415480
No one has to put up with negative bullshit, he's not in the wrong for not wanting to put up with their aggressiveness.
>>140432216
more proof that all "allies" are fake as shit. fine, we don't need your help, fuck off
>>140415480
I have had maybe two positive experiences with trannies in my life.
For the most part they are rude, angry, and whiny shits that take out their fucked up emotions on other people and think they deserve to be treated like delicate flowers just because they were born in the wrong body.
>>140432727
I'm going to have to same this guy. Literally every person I've met who are trans are complete emotional wrecks and are pretty abusive towards people who "Don't know what they're going through." It seems like people who are emotionally unstable feel they'll become more stable by fucking with the hormones in their body. Even though testosterone is something that should never be removed from a male body because introducing estrogen causes emotional instability.
>>140425868
>>140427439
i like this one more
Wheel of Fortune type Game Show occurring on this Sim!
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wingo/40/22/87
>>140403987
Ironically enough Horntail was doing their own version of that style of shoe, and had also stated they intended to support the 2.0 and Kemono in future releases, but there's been no update from them in over a month.
/me gingerly rubs her fingers through your hair
>>140431147
get the fuck away from my waifu you fat piece of shit
>>140435563
No.
>>140435845
FUCK YOU!
>>140438651
>she
I recognize that bulge
>>140438906
you would fag
>>140438651
>>140435845
STOP KEKING ME!!!!
no one on /vg/ poseballs on purpose
>>140432609
I'm sorry I dislike people who treat me like shit :^)
>>140441673
SLURL?!
>>140441419
I know you're probably just baiting, but that's pretty much how a lot of trans (and mentally ill in general) people act:
>be an aggressive, volatile, emotionally unstable piece of shit
>lash out at friends, family, and strangers alike
>end up driving them away
>pout and play the victim because nobody want to be around you anymore
>>140442480
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Tempesta%20Rosa/128/74/22
would you?
do u think my horns have too much polygans
i made them yesterday...
>>140443292
pic without the cage?
kind of makes it harder to judge :)
How do you fuck up making an avatar this badly?
>>140444573
If I sit down so vzt can't orbit me, then he just posts pictures of me on /vg/
Why would someone on SL get so obsessed with a stranger? Is that all we do on SL is develop unhealthy relationships and set up downward spirals?
>>140444573
easy, you cross a fullbright snake with a chipmunk, while eating a case of pla-doh
>>140444573
Radish is really cute though, cuter than you'll ever be.
>>140444997
>fullbright
?
>>140444573
>>140444876
>>140444997
>>140445005
>DISGUSTING skin face kemono
>look at those hideous fucking lips what the fuck
>hair doesnt even begin to fit the fucking head
>The hair is a fucking shitty cardboard rip
>the horrendous huge neck seam
We havnt even gone into the snake body or radish's inability to make an outfit yet.
>>140445301
im going to be sick...
>>140445495
We 80's prom now.
well on the 7th.
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jericho%20Hill/103/38/1511
>>140446791
hand over the booty
>>140446791
please sit on my face
>>140446791
slurl?
what's everyone doing?
W-what does this mean? Why would someone do this? ._.
>>140450824
you
>>140451662
What viewer lets you see that again?
what are words to use in place of 'moan' when doing ERP?
>>140453896
'this is rape', 'you are raping me', 'i did not give you consent', 'please stop this', 'reported'
uh-oh
>>140454668
TUMBLR URL?!
this cat guy is awesome
>>140455191
http://speedosausage.tumblr.com/
>>140455932
wow he draws porn now?!
>>140455741
man are you making friends with tiny japans?
tiny japans are the best I gave one a guitar I made one time and he fell in love with me and showed me all the good tiny japanese shops that aren't listed in any searches which im banned from like HALF of them now on account of aggressively preying on their womenladies thanks
>>140456728
>now
started 2 years ago
>>140457017
Yes. He speaks Japanese with a little bit of English. He has a bunch of cool gestures and animations. Japan guys are so nice.
When does ERP end?
>>140458693
When you log off right after you cum
>>140460249
>>140461364
anyone ever convert models from miku miku dance files to second life?
i need to do this for reasons
>>140461838
>>140463904
>>140463964
>>140464643
>>140464709
>>140465017
>>140465048
>>140465017
>>140465129
>>140465194
>>140465304
>>140465473
>>140465606
>>140465634
>>140465727
>>140465768
>>140466113
>>140466174
>>140466548
>>140432727
>>140433913
but when it comes down to it, do you know what they're going through? no, you wouldn't, because you weren't born with their mental illness. just shut up and avoid them/don't talk to them, no need to shit on people who already want to off themselves every waking moment of their life.
>>140473023
Then get treated and try to deal with shit like everyone else without being a total cockbag
wow i found nori!!
>>140473836
What treatment exists for transgender people? It's not like schizophrenia or depression where there are dozens of classes of medications that have been clinically proven as being successful. It's not like the medical community even gives a shit about transgender people enough to actually help them. Beyond that, if a transgender person lives in the US, absolutely no "treatment" is covered by insurance. Can you see why a lot of transgender people might be frustrated or annoyed about small things when the whole system is against them? "but trans shit is more accepted now" you might say. Maybe on your corner of Tumblr/Kikebook/4chan but in the real (and this includes countries that aren't the US) world no one likes or accepts transgender people. I'm not even going to bring up the fact that you are totally lumping in all transgender people with the ones that are "total cockbags" but you're gonna find a reason to hate transgender people regardless of the explanations that I give you.
>>140474304
>What treatment exists for transgender people?
Suicide.
>>140475554
Top kekd
>>140474304
>Can you see why a lot of transgender people might be frustrated or annoyed about small things when the whole system is against them?
>when the whole system is against them
I get frustrated when I hear whiny faggots, like you, complain about a system that is as perfect as it gets. If you don't fucking like it in the U.S. - get the fuck out.
Why do you always have to complain about your first world problems like everyone else is suppose to give a fuck about your special slow fake status?
Why do Liberal shitbags, like you, believe that you're entitled some kind of entitlement just because you're mentally ill. and want to cut your dick off? You're a fucking disgrace.
If you want to be another sex so bad, believe in re carnation, and lock yourself into a garage car with carbon-monoxide exhaust.
Not everyone is god's special creature and deserves a life, and transgenders are a prime example of people not deserving of a life.
>>140451662
It usually means you're one of those useless fuckers who IMs and demands attention the second people log in.
>>140451903
That was an old Emerald thing, forks of that like Singularity had it.
I get the feeling that Gnome was opening up to us and we were starting to see her non spergy side until Eyeflies walked over and started being a douche
>>140478289
>started
>>140478289
shut the fuck up gnome you fag nobody cares
>>140478289
gnome is stupid and also ugly lmao
>when someone in /vg/ has a hot avatar but you don't know them well enough to ask if they wanna fuck
>>140480767
just ask them. what's the worst that can happen? they might laugh at you but as long as you don't keep at it nobody would even care
>>140480767
post their name here
>>140481338
fotm.resident
>>140481338
chainsword.audion
>>140480767
Don't worry, he's always dtf
>>140480767
i want cosmo to sit on my face instead of lyras
>>140444573
I like it
>>140444573
I didn't like it at first, the face looked really weird to me. But then it grew on me after a while and now I find it kind of cute honestly. The hair could maybe use an upgrade.
>>140482294
How about I upgrade your face with a knuckle sandwich?
>>140483961
Sounds delicious. Name?
>>140484196
you know who it is, meet me in the pizza dimension in the next 30 mins if u want an ass kicking
>>140484853
Don't you ever take a screenshot of me or my daughters ever again.
>wear a fat male avatar
>get instantly ejected as soon as you TP into a sim
The struggle is real.
>>140485617
I'd eject you too if i saw that hideous frozen t-shirt enter my sim. Dress better or get FUCKED, nerd.
Good morning everyone, and welcome to another day in second life.
It's been an entire week since a portal opened to the pizza dimension in tern, the portal which has been growing since it's reveal brings you to a universe where everything as far as the eye can see was made of pizza. Users had this to say about the phenomena "I'm kinda tired of pizza." Including pizza universe, this brings the current number of completely unrelated build on stern to a staggering five. Each one less used and less complete than the last.
Next up, there are reports coming in that /d/ will actually be doing something for the first time ever. Theres word that the event will be held today and will be a maid cafe, allowing for both maids and customers. Excited users had this to say "I bet they don't even build a cafe" and "Yeah, everyone will probably just idle in maid costumes" You can cut the hype in the air with a knife!!
Finally tonight, we have news on the refuges still on the move.. The refuges have faced long arduous journeys, some bringing their entire families with no food or water. Spending their entire life savings, only to be turned away at the gates of what should be welcoming new homes. Only to find the locals hostile and closed off. Wherever the refuges end up, we should all wish them, good luck. Let us all remember the day poop got flushed.
>>140485617
Drassed like >>140420886 ? Might work better to save public screen shots until after you've run the course.
>>140485617
Which sim was it
>>140486289
HAHA! IT'S LE 5K MEME GUY!
>>140485617
SLURL ?
>>140481338
azalyn2.resident
dont you ever talk to me or my alts ever again
>>140485617
I'd welcome you with open arms as long as you aren't a meanie :)
>>140462546
Not personally, but it is doable. Be ready for weirdness with rigging it to the ll skeleton, though.
>>140488313
>>140489318
That one furry poseballing sim
>>140492108
IM me suiseiseki.ort
>your favorite buffet sim got closed down
dang
>>140495369
I can hear your tummy grumbling already you fat bitch
>>140495792
take me out to eat, now!
>>140490276
spergals gonna sperg
The best secret store is
>>140500308
yeah right, like anyone is gonna give up their gold for free.
>couches that don't include lesbian and gay poses
>>140486289
I want to go to this cafe where is it?
>>140502049
>SL lesbians
>>140502562
they're the fucking worst.
>>140502562
>>140502808
I don't play female avs but I like SL lesbians because they're the ones least likely to throw a bitchfit over RL gender or run around looking for their soulmate on fucking SL.
They take this game the least seriously of just about anybody.
>>140502808
>poseball with a MTF/FTM trans
>they bitch about you not using proper pronouns
>they complain about phrases like "like a real woman" "like a real man" or any phrase that mentions
>>140503875
jeez, i had the opposite experience. i could tell some fucking stories.
>>140504093
TELL TELL
>>140503875
I literally just saw a lesbian sperg out in violet involving remaking accounts and doxxing but that's probably just a coincidence
>>140504228
they would just make you angry at how unreasonable they are.
what is the best mesh body for males
>>140505420
2.0
cool items that function like they do in videogames/real life?
>>140504524
The only thing making me angry is you not spilling deets.
anyone on /vg/ cool with casual cuddling?
promise no lewd
>>140507996
I want you to casually shut up
>>140507996
I want you to gingerly shut up
>>140507996
I want you to shut the fuck up
>>140507996
I want you to casually shut the fuck up while I gingerly fist your asshole
>>140508759
kawaii
>>140508759
small creature. please handle gingerly.
>>140507996
Sure IM suiseiseki.ort
>>140508759
post rest of bink avatar
>>140508759
SLURL?!!
On imvu everything is colourful and exciting, on SL everything is grey and dull. Just take a look at the avatars: on imvu they are cute and sexy, on SL they are just boring. imvu rules!
IMVU is WAYYYY BETTER! But there is pros and cons on it. Second Life it looks VERY realistic but is very hard to use its confusing, but IMVU does look realistic now with the new mesh heads and is very easy to learn how to play. Pros: IMVU is getting very much better at the sign up option for new users. You get a lot more credits than two years ago, when I first signed up. Plus it's so hard choosing which avi to start out with and you have such a HUGE selection. They've even got some popular creators like Fine, Java, Lee, etc. on the new avi's. I would've LOVED to start out with a user like that. Cons: One thing that does suck is, earning credits... SERIOUSLY WHY'S THAT SO HARD IMVU? I feel they should have some activities to do like YoWorld (YoVille) does to earn credits instead of doing offers and spending real life money to simple credits. I understand that's how they make there money but not many people can afford that. Pros: I love going to chat rooms. Such a huge selection. You can find singles, friends, jobs (some jobs do gift/give credits but rarely depends on the owner of the room).
I love IMVU and I'll always support them! :)
>>140511274
>>140511146
username?
IMVU for sure.
Imvu have more lots of fun kawaii beautiful products n the avatar can look really cutie. and also more simply to use.
SL is difficult, less-kawaii, n too much adult =/
Imvu is COMPLETELY better then second-Sh*t er..Life. ^.^ Most SL f*cks are possibly 12 or younger hating on imvu because they Got caught. Imvu raised me when my parents couldn't.
IMVU is an actual chatroom
Second life is Too realistic, Too boring , Too laggy. The graphics are terrible, looking like some old system crap. Imvu is way better. Not to Real, not too Cartoonish. Perfect! Plus there is Roleplay, Anime as well.. Also music able to play. Imvu > SL
You can't push people into a wood chipper on IMVU
Imvu is Way Better then Second life! Second life is TOO Realistic in Graphics, Which is Really disturbing and Unattractive to play. Imvu's graphics are not Too realistic and Not too Cartoonized, Therefore..Imvu is better! Its easier to Explore the Imvu world, Not so complicated at all. Unlike Second Life_Bleh! Imvu includes many Role-Players too..I love it! c:
>>140511819
You can if you do it gingerly.
From reading the comments of sl saying ppl voting for imvu are 10 well im not, but i do get annoyed with 13 year olds on there and somehow when ppl havent dressed and look like noobs it seems like they are retarded compared to others (not disabled -_- ). But imvu is very easy to control and learn and i look pretty kewl now, and when i played sl it was quite difficult and i just gave up and i couldn't buy anything or nothing. I think imvu is better because its fun, you chat and meet some awesome ppl. But there are down sides to both these games. sl is difficult and imvu u don't move around. Sl is a place where you date and find maybe a husband most 16+ year olds don't wanna find a fukin husband and that's all you basically do on sl they even had a documentury on sl about finding a fukin husband or wife and meeting in person is absolutely disgusting. i dont see a documentury about imvu. and yes sl is like a second life its in the god damn name and imvu u is INSTANT MESSAGING VIRTUAL UNIVERSE the name says it all. all you sl'ers are complaining that all you do is chat. thats one of the things u fukin do u dumbshits. second life is not a life -_- its useless , imvu is for chatting thts what its ment for!!!!!!!!!
>>140511712
>Also music able to play.
Aren't sound clips on IMVU limited to like, a few seconds, specifically to prevent people from uploading/playing music?
So I went ahead and signed up and tried SL today because my friend wouldn't get out of my face if I didn't because he INSISTED that SL was better than IMVU... So i tried it... and im like
-_-
What
the
(bleep)
Wtf is the big deal about SL? Really? Because I have a few friends who switched over the months and Im just like... why?? You don't get any Linden dollars for signing up, its hard AF to earn Linden dollars... the word "Linden" pisses me off... idky... it just does... I don't like the way the characters look (even when fixed up)...
My friend tried to make the point "well at least you can walk.."
-_____-
that walking crap is just *facepalm*
It takes FOREVER to get to the other side of a room just because you have to walk (and that's on a good connection). Then you can't chat and walk because you're using your fingers to hold down the keys to walk, so if you are talking to someone as you are walking you have to stop. type. start. stop. type. start which makes it even LONGER to get wherever you're trying to go.
Oh geez, don't let it be a big room that's full of people and everyone is trying to walk somewhere... Lag City
Its just dumb af... I have no clue why any sensible person would choose SL over IMVU... idk... I guess people have their little preferences or w/e
I just don't agree with people who enjoy that complicated, stupid, crap of a virtual site... Period...
Leave your opinion I guess... idc
>>140512347
Second Life is pretty shitty with lag though. If people with good gaming computer can't even run Second Life smoothly then there is a problem.
>>140512347
impressive meta you got there bub
>>140512347
Good blog, friend :^)
If you poseballed with any girl avi on /vg/, there's a good chance you poseballed with someone that's a girl in real life
>>140514063
stop im gonna throw up in my mouth
>>140510454
>>140512347
second life killed and ate my hamster!
>>140514063
Could you list off all confirmed /vg/ girl poseballers please?
>>140515480
chainsword.audion
>>140514563
nevermind, better take it down again.
>>140512347
Is this copy/pasta?
>>140514563
i want to rub my face all over that tail
>>140516353
I think that poster is copying and pasting replies from a thread somewhere else debating the merits of IMVU vs. SL.
>>140517469
nasty fag!
>>140517469
you must be an artist
>>140519274
Lewd/10
every day i pray for the world to end
>>140519928
kinda looks like gianna michaels
>>140519928
SLURL?!
I have to tell her that her nipples are showing
>tfw 2 of my friends switched to kobold
>tfw they became became lewd
Not sure if I want this
Maid Cafe event at /d/ starting!
as he stare longingly into th pizza realm, the metal fox thihnk 2 himslef just how he wish to embrace the cheesy goodness
he wish 2 get lost in th sauc, it is drem
why are my legs suddenly clipping through my socks?
I've been playing fine with this body for days and now suddenly my legs are showing through my socks.
i can't stop staring at taser, help
>>140522667
slurl?
>>140523718
That happens to me occasionally after either teleporting, falling a really long distance, or zooming the camera really far out. Relogging always fixes it for me.
>>140523718
Sometimes body or clothes will get stuck at wrong LoD but only you see it that way. Find the body and clothes in inventory, go to edit mode, wait a couple, and bam
>>140525013
>>140525174
okay , thanks.
it makes me really self-conscious about showing myself to /vg/
>>140525354
slurl?
/d/'s cafe was non-existant, so we made our own :^)
>>140524123
just im me ffs
>>140524123
I know that feel senpaiDoes she have a dick? Will she dominate me?
>>140526607
SLURL??
legalize mankini 2016
>>140530569
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Stern%20Island/117/166/26
welcome to the anime cafe motherfucker
>>140535089
this is a SFW board
>>140535492
What's not SFW about that?
>>140535089
>>140535089Damn my fucking shyness. I want that to dominate me.
Party at Stern 6:30
>>140531840
Me on the right behind the window...
>>140535820
6:30 EST?!
>>140537887
SLT
there will be PRIZES
>>140537975
Is one of the prizesholding handswith Belone?
>>140538448
It's a SECRET
>>140538448
i kiss belon sometime...
Why are all these maids so shitty
>>140538898
Name names, give details.
>>140476132
edgy AND ignorant, nice
is the prize a quick and painless death?
>>140540164
please kill me
>>140537975
slurl?
>>140540164
slurl?
>[17:23:02] Soft (Soft Linden): hello I am Ice Karsin and I am a huge autistic faggot
blown the fuck out
>>140541169
pot calling kettle black desu
puddi puddi!
Who would do such a thing?
Teaparty's over fuckers
>>140542000
>>140541571
I feel so bad for the serious nip
I can't stop taking artsy pictures of this fucking tea
>>140544209
tell that kim kardashian mf to go back to kanye...
>>140544931
Which one?
>>140546569
the only one u retart what stupid post was that?
so this is the entire /vg/ group
>>140544209
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Stern%20Island/124/171/26
>>140544931
that's anne, you double nigger
>>140546737
only the desperate ones that idle on sl all day and have nothing else to play
>>140549319
don't post pictures of me fucker
>>140551051
same desu senpai
>>140551051
hey. don't point that at anyone. it's dangerous!
>>140551051
why do you use that shitty game rip hair instead of getting a proper one?
Seriously, that looks like shit.
>>140551968
It's fun.
What do you recommend?
>>140551051
>>140552106
god i wish that were me
>>140553048
What's stopping you?
>>140549158
ah yes if you are playing better game for elite gamer you're not like those other guys..
>>140549158
seriously I was offering free steam games to one of these trolls a couple days ago and they wouldn't tell me what they wanted. they've probably never looked.
nice prize!
>>140511274
>>140511146
You're right, IMVU is better.
>>140403987
can't figure out how to make an avatar in SL
make a furry!
>>140554932
what?
To build stuff. you buy walls, furniture, flooring from the marketplace , then you rez them.
These are cute heels.
>>140556465
she's a very prepared woman!
2500 Linden, but you got to ERP with someone on /vg/ for 2 hours
>>140557480
i can do that for free
imvu is awesome
profile red flags?
>if you google their username, you'll find a bunch of other sites they use
>>140560237
>guy says he can't really poseball because he has to be somewhere in 20 minutes
>he ends up poseballing with you for 2 hours
>>140560237
has their groups visible
>>140560237
> Refers to being a mistress / slave to a mistress
> Spends their entire profile talking about how they're drama free.
> RL profile goes on a tirade defining how RL =/= SL and NO RL means NO RL.
3 of my most hated.
>>140561554
I just got fired you asshole.
ridiculously detailed favela / red light district sim
good for screenshots and fucking
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vila%20Mimosa/83/212/22
Do not go into Urban Sims if you don't have an optimized computer machine. These sims hold lots of people and the sim can be as big as a map in GTA or Sandbox game
>>140473941
Is it bad that I voice-acted this entire thing to myself...
>>140564184
>>140473941
I wish nori would confess love to me :(
>>140564530
>>140564530
n-name?
>>140563597
You can stop at
"Do not go into urban sims."
They are all awful.
>>140564530
i want to fuck nori
>>140564945
someone save Nori!!! cheese is also very bad for all animals.
>>140564530
i wish to make fuck of noris vagine
>>140565201
>>140565201
Gay idiot horse
>>140565201
bad dragon
>>140567674
But bad dragon is called drake because they're that fucking lazy and unimaginative. ..jojo
>Taco Bell sim with accurate cashier menu
>>140569648
slurl
>>140568014
no its duke
The new generation of maids are nothing but trouble.
Their training in VR causes them to go rogue after a while.
ID tagged dusters
ID tagged Brooms
ID tagged vacuums.
Maids have changed.
>>140580517::)
>>140581745
burn it all
ded thread
ded game
>>140580517
who is that on the left?
>>140595139
>Quoth when someone tells them to fuck off
>>140595139
the person behind the camera should have told her not to mess with the cat like that. People who have cats and dogs or pets in general need to better understand animal behavior more. Stop treating pets as if they're just playful human children that never grow up.
>>140596204
It seems like it was a lesson for the kid, the parent just stood there and stared at their kid after she got scratched
>>140596571
Well as long as the parent explained why the cat acted that way then
>>140596204
I don't know how shit is in big first world countries but in developing ex-soviet nations it's pretty natural and not frowned upon to let your kid get a reality check once in a while. You pamper them too much they start believing nothing they do is wrong and turn into tumblristas.
Linden Labs needs gift cards. Not specifically for Second Life, but a gift card that you can cash into whatever Linden Lab game.
>>140601197
It's Saturday, fucker.
>>140596204
>let's assume the parent did nothing
My friend's oldest kid is like this. She has been told a hundred times how to treat an animal (or other things too, she's broken 3 Wiimotes) and keeps tugging on their cat. She's got scratch marks up her arm now from every lesson the cat's tried to teach her "But it's just a cute animal :("
Why isn't Second Life more popular?
>accept animation
>get kicked across the map
>>140604284
Difficulty curve & bad reputation. Most of the residents are very close-minded individuals. If you even show a pinch of disagreement toward whatever illusionary SIM-culture they have established, they will block/ban you. Specifically, the GOR/BDSM/Furry/Brony communities.
Certainly not all, but majority. If you were to spend a night SIM hopping, you'd likely wouldn't find many new friends unless you were directly invested in their fetish/culture theme.
>>140607319
That's what you get for being a loose slut.
>>140604284
Because it's so boring.
>>140604284
it's shit
>>140604284
it's old and it's not advanced enough to be the "virtual world" that people actually want
tips on making a good /d/ group?
>>140572657
even worse
>>140610042
no furries
no tumblrs
no voice
closed group, casting couch audition required for invite
:)
>>140610592
>closed group, casting couch
>audition required for invite
so circlejerk tumblr group 2.0, they already did that.
How to really do it:
>invite everyone that asks
>ban at first sight of tumblr/sperg
>>140610592
Not allowing furries would all but wipe out the group
>>140610592
>no furries
Honestly, the non anime style human avatars all look horrible
>>140542000
>>140542259
Oh look it's the make believe PN pretending to be the green lanterns.
Good /d/ group
>anyone nice can join
>anyone who is continuing to be a nuisance is ejected
any anime avatar shapes that allow me to be a mermaid/merfolk?
is it wrong to copy a story from an online erotic fanfiction when doing ERP to make up for your lack of creativity?
>>140615843
Yeah.
i want to lick archiplex
Number of new members this week:
2
>>140427903
What mesh head is she using???
>>140621991
tsg, maybe mizu. there are a few and they all kinda blur together.
Fun place to be right now that isn't lewd
>>140620489
I've tried joining and nobody will let me in. I've tried talking to like, 3 different mods but I think I accidently fucked up and forgot to hide the group. How do I unfuck up and get back in? I'm so alone in SL
What's the best place to rent skyboxes from? Also does anyone do it on a monthly instead of weekly basis?
>>140624067
what's your name?
>>140624536
Rent a small piece of land and set up a skybox. Zell Christensen can do it for 1L per prim per week. Just pay for the whole month instead of per week, the rates aren't going to make it cheaper or anything.
>>140624536
directly from LL with premium.
what's Chaika doing now?
>>140624901
Last time I was in a thread and I listed my info, nothing really happened
Who should I talk to about the issue instead?
>>140625745
Do you think so?
I was thinking premium might be worth it, since you get some lindens every month and you get land, but idk... I've heard iffy stuff about the land it's located on
>>140613954
Yeah, actually a good time to go looking, there's lots of shit like that on display at the fantasy fair.
>>140629040
Oh read again, you're thinking of specifically anime ... probably best to go with whatever body fits the tail, simplyfy the skin to match an anime look, and slap on whatever stupid plastic doll head makes you think you're "anime".
>>140628150
It comes out cheaper but you have to acquire the land yourself. And it's mainland. I've never had any problems with mine.
Never share pictures of you poseballing!!!!
No matter how great the ERP, it's supposed to be a private moment between you and your partners.
Not everyone you meet on /vg/ is /vg/, sometimes they are /d/ and you can get in some serious trouble.
>>140627493
You can IM me in an hour if no one responds, lupin.sinister
If you have a pet cat, make sure it doesn't piss all over your computer.
>>140628150
Premium is $9.50 a month, $22.50 a quarter, and 72 dollars a year.
Renting out a 512 sq. m parcel on the mainland from Zell will cost you 117 L a week, about 510 L per month. That's about $2.04 a month, $6.12 a quarter, and $24.40 a year.
You'll get 300 L a week, which is practically nothing, and a 1000 L signup bonus. The 1000 L signup bonus is ~$4 USD. You get about 1307 L a month($5.23), 3921 L a quarter($15.68), and 15,642 L a year ($62.57).
So here's the actual value of each subscription. Approximately.
Monthly: $7.27 for a month, and you'll get 1000 L extra after 45 days, so I'm not counting that.
Quarter: $25.80
Yearly: $90.97
Quarterly and yearly are okay rates, but keep in mind that the lindens are paid out per week- if you aren't buying extra lindens on top or making money in SL, you have to save up forever to get a decent amount. Also, the land has to be mainland, and 117 prims is kind of paltry. Mainland can get messy (even if you set up a skybox, sometimes your neighbors have skybox rental farms next door), and sometimes it is laggy. I would not go for premium, but if the features sound okay to you, you can save a bit of money.
If someone asks you to go ass to mouth, make sure to give them an enema first. You can buy enemas at Walmart, very cheap.
I don't like when people put leather shine on fabric clothes
>>140635752
Also remember, you can dip strawberries in chocolate but you can't dip chocolate in strawberries. Always practice good hygiene and safe virtual sex
>>140635752
With all these ninnies afraid they're going to catch the sperg from vaccinations, you're going to get polio that way.
If someone is giving you a hard time during an ERP session, just block them and leave. You're much better doing ERP with someone you're more comfortable with.
Trangender people are hard to please. Don't beat yourself up over it.
>>140641957
i'll give you a hard time :^)
/vg/ = cool hang outs
/d/ = hot hang outs
remember the difference
>>140641957
>Trangender people are hard to please
nah fuck off, you're thinking of the fetishist dickgirls that plague some sims. most trans girls and boys aren't really that hard to please as long as you aren't some massive asshole.
>>140643494
"uh.. I'm not futa. I'm MTF trans, but I kept my penis."
"feels good? Dude this is SL. You can't feel my dick at all"
"why are you moaning on mic? We're not actually having sex"
>>140643494
Found the tranny
>>140643494
>>140641957
is the trans discussion serious
if so, it's fucking SL, people dress their avatar the way they want to be called
if it looks like a girl it's a she, if it looks like a boy it's a he. if it's an anime cuntboy that's not obvious, it'll correct you and you can move the fuck on
it's not hard to please trans people in SL because 99% of the time you won't even notice they're trans. if they pitch a bitchfit, it means that they're shitty people overall and you should just leave.
>>140643962
>is _____ serious?
>asked while posting on 4chan
>>140643962
What do you call a person with a womanly body that has a penis? They get insulted when you call them futa. Some get insulted when you call them trans. I can't call them 'xe' all of the time because they're unfamiliar with that term or that term doesn't always work with grammar.
They're always the most bitchy when you don't completely cold read them or notice everything about them before engaging in ERP.
>>140644414
shemales?
>>140644661
they will get mad at that too
Let's face it, trannies have a mental disorder, they are unstable persons and theiir drug injections don't make them any better.
There's been studies that if you give trannies antipsychotics they will lose the interest to switch genders.
>>140644661
shemale is a derogatory term.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rSdeNzgog
>>140646201
1 million Linden is roughly 40 dollars
>>140646479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvNWdDRbJc
>>140644414
A woman. Female. She pronouns.
They want to dress like a woman, act like a woman, and look like a woman. They are 90% woman, and 10% penis stuck on. If they get offended when you call them a woman, they're stupid.
Vice versa for dudes. Xe and other pronouns are stupid, you should only use them when the other person's character is a straight up alien with ovipositors and tentacles in their cloaca or some shit.
Futanari is a shitty weeb term for dickgirl fetish. MTF and FTM is for trans people when they are specifically referring to being trans. It's a physical/mental situation, not a gender. IRL trans people just call themselves men and women. If the person you're poseballing with doesn't, they're idiots and probably full tumblr.
>>140644903
Honestly, I'd rather trans people take surgery and a couple months of HRT verses a lifetime adjusting doses and types of antipsychotics. It doesn't fix everyone, but think about the last time surgery and temporary treatment fixed bipolar, depression, schizophrenia, and other conditions. People with head conditions pray they had such an easy fix.
>>140647726
My dog looks in the mirror and sees himself as a hairy human. He even sits at the table with us at mealtime. We still call him a dog though.
>>140647726
If you call my alien xe you're done kid
>>140648229
I bet I could kick your dog's ass you fucking punk. I could kick his fucking ass and take a dump on your lawn you idiot bitch fucker. Fuck you!
>>140644414
Those kind of people makes me barf. If they lash out at you for not knowing something as trivial as pronouns then they can fuck right off.
I play futas/shemales and I can give less a shit about what people call me as long as they're respectful and not assholes. Something that is expected when talking with strangers and all.
Hewwo! I am Fork~! I am a person who loves cuddles
Trust me when I tell you dis, Hurt anyone close to me, I won't be nice to you anymore 'mkay? <3
Just something out of the blue, but Just an fyi for all
*Yes, I act like a kid, but I'm not one. I just have a childish personality and if you can't handle that wel don't talk to me, easy peasy
*Some things i may do may be flirty, but it doesn't mean I like you. I simply like having fun like everyone else > u<
*Everyone has intrests and some of mine may be weird to you and normal to others, so keep it in your pants please.
*I'm and Female to Male trans, No don't ask why I'm jst not comfy with myself
*Just because I cling to you doesn't mean if you neglect me 100 time i will still be clingy. I may spoil certain people but again if you spoil that this little chick if (POOF)
*I love someone dear, just remeber i'm not for relationships and sex. I used to escort but that's because i don't have any connection to sex at all. Don't as for an escort or a one night stand please I'm not that kind of person
{I may not be there's but I will stay<3}
>>140650616
Jesus dude. Calm down.
>>140651927
You don't fucking tall him to calm down you piece of shit! You should calm your ass down by shitposting, you piece of shit! Fuck you!
>>140651246
>Red Flags To Look Out For in People's Profiles: The Profile
>>140651246
how to keep arms from clipping through clothes?
>>140652564
No it's supposed to look like that.
>>140652742
age of your avi?
>>140652981
You tell me. Pretty sure they RP as very mature midgets though.
>>140652390
>I'm X years old, [gender] in RL and attracted to females.
>[some random information pertaining to RL]
>voice only.
I know I should be ignoring their first life tab and just focus on their avatar, but it doesn't feel so second life when you're putting your real life info into your profile.
>>140652239
Jesus dude. Simmer.
>>140653439
Don't make me punch you through tcp/ip you fucking faggot! I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU REPLY ONE MORE TIME I WILL PUNCH MY MONITOR.
>>140652564
You don't. Or you get another animation/body to fix your issue. You can always go adjust the animation using QV animator or something, but that's a lot of work too and I doubt the author will let you adjust it.
>>140653125
how many pussy have you slayed so far?
>>140654498
I've had to swat away twinks with a bat and the skinny girls simply cannot get enough of me. I may have to go into seclusion before I'm torn apart by the thirsty masses.
>>140655152
I'd poseball with you, but I have a tubberware party to attend to :C
>>140655152
I would seriously fuck you, it'd be refreshing
>>140655295
>>140655703
IM mesuiseiseki.ort
Holy crap.
>>140658271
straight thuggin
>>140656998
nice
number of /vg/ members that poseballed today so far:
0
>>140646263
That's 4000 dollars not pennies.
>>140659850
1 months paycheck, okay
>>140661426
>1 month's paycheck
are you stocking shelves or something?
Who here likes moss, come to /vg/ to talk about moss and moss like plants.
>>140652742
SLURL?!
Anyone else catalog everyone they meet using a similar date sheet?
Screen name:
Account Name:
Account Birthday:
Real Name:
Real Age:
Real Birthday:
Hobbies:
Favorites:
Education:
Occupation:
Sexuality:
Virgin :
Social Media/Online Accounts:
Notes:
>>140666261
I do most of those but use timestamps for important events.
>>140666261
>anyone else dox everyone they meet using this template
I didn't realize /i/nsurgency was alive and well here on /vg/.
>>140671634
man you a straight up baby shut up
Finally won 10 tickets in the arcade. Now I have enough to exchange them for this necklace!
>>140672079
>you a straight up baby
Okay, Shaneequa. :(
>>140672549
My heavens, it's gorgeous!
>>140672549
>>140672752
Please sit on my face.
>>140672549
could you trade them for a better graphics card or more patience so that you can at least wait for the textures to properly load in
>>140672784
SLURL?!
>hands go through hips
Be careful about playing Second Life turning 3am-4am
>>140677303
I like these Second Life videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE6dApEG7pWIAx0XXGXNE2Q/videos