/owg/ - Overwatch General

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1st for Ban Waifufags

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first for mei is shit

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Your waifu will visit you in your dreams, but only if you reply; "sleep snug smug"

>>140324118
>not an older looking chick with a MILF belt buckle
Lost potential

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>>140324261
first for anti bullying squad

reply to this post w/ pics of best girl to make her feel safe from bullies

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>>140324358

Does anyone know if Lucio is supposed to be able to wall climb, or if that's just something unintended that Blizzard will be fixing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjBmEj_rzQ

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>>140324358
>>140324432

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140324454
thats just a fat guy in cosplay

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P H A R A H
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>>140324565
>what is mei

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140324648
no bullies allowed in this general

>>140324709
your "waifu" is a fat asian

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>>140324709
the bullies are allowed
mei shitters need to go

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>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master

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>>140324358
She doesn't get bullied so it doesn't even matter.

REMIND
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WAIFUPOSTING
HIDE IT AND POST ABOUT THE ACTUAL GAME

Genderbend skins when?

I hope the next support is high risk high reward type of support, or at least a new form of damage type support. Something like a sniper support but the sniper shots don't kill, they just cause bleed.

>>140324315
kill yourself french kike :3

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

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>>140324358

>>140326806
where is the commander chad art

>>140324880
femdom is both a boring fetish and pretty much always leads to closeted homosexuality

>>140324439
Check his fucking wiki page, battle.net page, any of his class guides, etc. His passive lets him ride on walls with his lightskates or whatever so he can stay up there as long as he can find a mostly flat surface to stick to.

>>140324880
Copy paste garbage, kill yourself nigger and nobody would care.

>>140327480
No shit, he's supposed to be able to wall run.

I'm talking about wall CLIMBING, as in gaining height.

>>140328089
Yeah, the wall run is an upwards arc and therefore gaining height is inevitable desu

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

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>>140326997
There's a severe lack of it.

I think people wanna fuck grandpa more.
I would.

>>140324880
>design a robot
>give it healthy child-bearing hips
disgusting omnic kikes all deserve to be diassembled

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>>140324315
Sleep snug smug

>>140328496
We need more art of all the skins 2bh

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140330592
>design one female character to appeal to tumblrites
>all the other ones are 10/10 semen demons
thanx blizzard

>>140330592
>>140330817
>this weak b8
I ain't falling for this.

IT'S A "IM NOT EVEN PLAYING BUT I HAVE FLASHBACKS TO SHITTY WIDOWMAKERS" EPISODE

>less than 5 days away from Open Beta
>no email for the extra keys
When do you think we'll get them? In 2 days?

>>140331078
Before monday.

>>140331078
30 seconds before beta goes live
unless you bought it from a key seller in that case never bru

>>140330989
this isn't even really bait, of course she's a muslim being in the egyptian military

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Post 'em

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>>140330817
>Roadhog is a tumblrcunt
It all makes sense now. Why didn't I see it sooner?

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>>140333237
I want to get into Hanzo but I have terrible aim.

>>140333237
gimme a template

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Does anyone have the unedited photos from the Tracer photoshoot where she's leaning against the chubby guy in a body suit?

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>>140333237

>>140334983
Just go into paint and dropper/paint bucket. It's the easiest thing ever.

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I really hate Symmetra

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>>140333237
rate?

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>>140334983
Here

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>>140324358

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

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I'm Pretty Cancer.

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>>140324358
Can someone edit this to have Overwatch waifus as the semen demons?

>>140333237
>>140334602
>>140335269
>>140336531
>>140336983
>>140337479
>>140338015
who cares lol

>>140339092
it's human nature to blog about yourself because you're very important and everyone must know what your opinions are

>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140326806
I wouild think there'd be a lot more metal under that jacket.

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>>140330592
>>140330817
>>140330989
>>140331320
>>140331528
So would Bastion, Zenyatta, and Athena be omnicsexual?

Eh? Eh?

Weird thought: how cool/broken/annoying would it be if there was a brief window for certain characters to be able to jack D.Va's mecha after summoning it?

Or even after evacing while it self destructs? (A few precious seconds to hoist her with her own petard before going up in a fireball)

>>140342814

Athena isn't omnicsexual, she starts out as a shy and submissive female AI wanting to research you and gradually turns into your femdom master.

>>140342814
wouldn't his talking be censored?
>first time they meet
>beep boop beep
>no fucking idea what he says
>after several weeks of watering the flowers on his head
>beep boop beep
>fuck you too and I don't live in my parents basement!

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>McCree comic came out
>nobody cared
I hope it will be different with those two and we get some more lore

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>>140324118
>rule 63'ing a character into a generic KAWAII UGUU anime girl in a bikini

>>140346341
McCree comic was boring. It was only 10 pages long.

>>140346932
anon- all of those are going to be ten pages long
>except for that one graphic novel
>I think so at least

>>140324315
sleep snug smug

tfw only 5 more days until I can play again

So, will D.Va's backstory get a comic, an animated short, or a custom Starcraft-themed minigame?

Tfw might skip open beta cause it's all gonna wipe anyway

Maybe if it was two days it wouldnt annoy me so much

>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140324846
>Symmetra in worst
move her to best and you got a deal

>>140333237
D.va for best waifu

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>>140353634
forgot pic

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Soon™
Too bad gotta play with all those noobs again, oh well, at least i got 3 other guys to play with.

>>140352171
A movie of her coming-of-age and the third omnic- crisis

how to change voice dub?

>>140360143
Wish really hard.

>>140360143
in Bnet launcher: select game > options (under the title) > game settings > spoken language > nip nong ching chong

>>140360410

what hip nog ching chong languages are available?

I know there's Korean but can we make everyone speak kawaii nihonese?

>>140360498
no nipponese yet, just chinese mandarin

Is there a list of all voice actors yet?

Just realized I am in the beta and now whenever I try and connect it can't find game server. What is happening?

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>>140361662
closed beta ended anon

open beta starts next week

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>>140324315
Sleep snug smug

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>>140324118
>gender bender

i didn't know i needed this

I want to frag Dva!

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I want to hold the shit out of Tracer.

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>>140324118
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>>140346619
>no cigar
>moe-face
>and I think the robot-arm is on the wrong side

>>140356456
they should fuck

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>>140356456
I need the sauce for these
Because reasons

>>140363850
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1086425

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how common are the epic skins from loot crates?
like, find one every 10 hours of gameplay?

>>140364212
COMPLETELY random

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4 DAYS

>>140364380
yes but, on average in an anecdotal sense, how often do you get one?

>>140364137
Danke

>>140361784
Jesus Christ. How she not be anyones waifu choice?

>>140365406
some people have shit tastes
she's my waifu too
Junkrat is my husbandu

>>140352243
yeah it's pretty silly
I can understand wiping the closed beta but they shouldn't wipe open beta

Reminder https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?usp=sharing

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>>140365759
Junkrat is like everybody's husbando

Who doesn't wanna down and dirty with the derranged down under delinquent?

>>140366167
>write protected
>not linking to the entry form

>>140366167
>wanting to play with your fellow sperg

>>140364471
completely RANDOM

>>140366504

what entry form

>there is going to tons of sonic/tracer crossover porn

how do you feel about that?

>>140352905
i dunno man, i can't look at symmetra without thinking POO IN THE LOO and that she smells like shit, and whenever she speaks i always imagine her saying hello dis is maikerowsoft teksupport hao may i help you
i just cant like symmetra

>>140364471
every 5 box basically

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>>140326806
Why do older men make best husbandos?

I am considering on pre-ordering for the few advance days of open beta, since I won't be able to play when the public version is released, but to be honest, I should wait for the full release and make an educated guess then, eh?

>>140361662
Dumbass.

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you didn't use to like fat girls anon, what happened?

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>>140367426
>sleep with Symmetra
>wake up
>'You received mail'
>open mail, it's from Vishkar corp
>'Would you think our customer support is satisfying?'

>>140366291
Mei, apparently

>>140368440
just pre-purchse it and refund it if you don't like it.

>>140324880
I like robot grills but that was super gay

>tfw fat enough to cosplay roadhog
>tfw wife is perfect to cosplay mei
>tfw blizzcon is 80-90 fucking degrees and will get sunburnt and wife will die from heatstroke
why live owg

>>140369197
>fat enough to cosplay roadhog
>wife
Pick 1

>>140366628
STORIES TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS
oh whoops wrong general

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>>140369275
>>140369197

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>>140369197
>cosplaying as roadhog
>cosplaying as mei

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>>140371309
hi there

> tfw my tiny baby fingers can't press shift, let alone V while WASDing

help

my mouse is your usual cheap $10 two button pos so no solution there

>>140371447
can't you use a controller?
I have baby-hands too but I can work with a controller just fine

>>140371309
lucio afraid of winston's shield

>>140371447
>>140371524
What the fuck are baby hands? How tiny are your hands if you can't reach... They're NEXT TO EACH OTHER?

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>>140371039
Then he brutally murdered his wife and children and went on to murder more people.

>>140366291
Eh, he probably does it really fast and doesn't shut up in the process.

what do you guys think of jeff? i laughed when i found out the meaning of his battle tag.

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>>140367847
Because of their learned experience.
Not 76 though. I see him actually being very sexually repressed. Even more so with him on his conspricy crusade. And when does engage in such activities he acts like a blushing virgin.

>>140374029
that's what happens when you're in the closet for too long

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>>140374180
Reaper helps drag him out of it, being the depraved sexual deviant he is.

>>140353768
SOOT EM UP

>>140374029
if only virgins irl looked as good as soldier desu

>>140373123
go on

>>140356960
This is why I'm starting with Genji in the beta.
I played the stress test and he seemed to have huge potential for skill AND for farming noobs that dunno how he works. He's the best at countering shit like Bastion and Widow when the rest of your team decides to trickle into their lines of fire as well.

>>140373085
he has to do it either near a fire or with the sound of explosions in the background

>>140375770
tigole bitties was his name in everquest

>>140376268
h4h4

>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140373123
>what do you guys think of jeff
I think he's pretty neat, he genuinely seems to care about the game - but sometimes this care gets in the way of decisions, again this is countered though by how much he listens to the community.

>his battle tag
Not the sort of humor I give a shit about desu

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>>140333237
These threads are dead as a doornail

>>140378797
will we even make it to monday?

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>>140378797
For a game thats not even out yet, what did you expect?

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>>140379425
If we waifu and husbando post like every other general on /vg/ then of course we will.

>>140379425
I fear not.

I've always wanted to say it... I love you, Anon.

>>140379590
dedicated fans and less shitposting

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>>140379689

>>140379590
Shouldn't have vg threads till release desu

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>>140379795
>dedicated fans and less shitposting
Where do you think we are right now?

Someone needs to make one with new Asian moot.

And an Overwatch one as well.

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>>140379942
>Implying Blizzdrones could wait until then.

Then again I'm just bitter that Blizz has become a circlejerking shitter of a company of late. I really want to like Overwatch but the biggest thing that kills it is the fucking awful accents the voice actors use, holy shit.

>>140367518
wait
you find an epic quality skin (the ones worth 1000 whatever units) every 5 loot crates ON AVERAGE?

>>140380539
That was in the beta you can be sure they WILL nerf drop rates on skins when game launches.

What was the first character you used/will use? Did you like him/her?

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>>140379795
>less shitposting

There is only shitposting here

>>140380329
You sound like you have anger issues honestly friend you should refrain from getting the game until you sort them out.

>>140381556
Actually used Symmetra first and yeah she's gr8 since especially new players play all the squishy classes and get demolished by the microwave room.

>>140381556
im maining tracer as she is by far the best

i have little interest in anyone else, maybe occasionally genji

>>140382514
>maining tracer
>maybe occasionally genji
*vomits*

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>>140382583
>*vomits*
roleplaying is by far a bigger sin than fucking maining tracer and genji

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torpor game ded general

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>>140382224
Aint even angry, just disappointed in the choices Blizzard has made over the past few years. I even see Overwatch as a damn good chance for them to redeem themselves.
I like the game, the style, the mechanics but hot damn listening to those butchered accents makes me cringe so damn hard.

>>140383032
*cringes*

>>140383102
bait

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Why do people call this game an arena DM game when the overwatch devs have literally said they avoided making it that?

>>140383152
kill yourself and literally nobody would give a shit

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>canadian hero tank
>uses a timbit launcher

pls

>>140382514
>>140383032
see >>140383387

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>when you team wipe and you retard team mates run back 1 at a time
>they wont listen to you typing in chat or voice chat
>it was competitive

>>140383375
Because most casuals play all shooters like it's Quake Arena and they sperg out when they are asked to do anything more than try and rack up a 1337 k/d ratio.
Basically team games, even ones as basic as this are beyond the ken of most casual gamers.

>>140383492
it'll just be a canadian tranny with a manvoice familia

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>>140383508

>>140383492
Great now I want Tim Horton's

I miss living in western New York.

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when do those who never entered beta before get to install the game for the open beta?

>>140383703
do u just not realize that I played u like a fiddle

>>140383831
>>>/mgg/

>>140383887
*teleports behind you*
kept you waiting huh

>>140383972
out
out
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140383802
May 4 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m.UTC)

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>>140384105
that sucks

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>>140384059
it's my pleasure m'lady

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>>140384197
is your internet speed really slow?

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>>140324315
sleep snug smug

>>140382514
>maining

how do you spell "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?

>>140384554
2mb down, would have prefered to have no stress about it though

>>140384916
It's not a big game, with 2mb the game should be ready to go within 2 hours (at most).

Anyways, they might 'secretly' allow client installs prior to the actual date, so I guess just check your bnet client every so often on may 4th

>>140384916
you can install/preload it now too
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/47qqnc/step_by_step_guide_how_to_install_overwatch/

>>140385569
That's actually really useful for people with low bandwidth. Good for them.

>>140385569
hmm tempting

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>>140386634
>>140386969
>>140387154
Can you stop please?

Hello.

I do not often come to this general, but I disapprove of most of these posts.

Good day.

>>140387660
kys

>>140387154
This made me chuckle.

>tfw zenyatta buff never
the change to his orbs was dumb
blizzard is dumb

>>140387660
this general is the worst without question

>>140331528
TRACERFAGS BTFO

>>140388074
i disagree
/xivg/ is OBJECTIVELY the worst

>>140356960
>>140375982
How exactly does his reflect work?
Does it just automatically send the projectile back on it's path that it came to you?

OR does it involve some sort of small randomized spread of possible projectile reflect trajectories?

OR is it based on where you're aiming precisely?

>>140388074
Have you seen /ps2g/?

>>140388258
the latter i think

Is origins edition worth it for the trace and soldier 76 skins alone?

>>140388021
>he thinks zenyatta isn't amazing
coming to /vg/ and reading the average shitter's posts is great
going to be even better during open beta

>>140388424
Objectively, no.


Subjectively, yes, if it's something you desire.

>tfw open beta isn't out yet and bastion pickers already have a reputation for being subhuman
feels bad man

>>140388515
why wouldnt robot pickers be subhuman?

>>140388258
based on where you're aiming precisely
didn't you watch the webm

>>140388454
nah he's shit now, the nerfs killed him.

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>>140388424
Do you like Danger zone tracer and Commander Chad?

If so yes.

To me it doesn't. I'm a Reaper fag and don't find origins worth it for Wetbackwatch Reyes

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someone make a wojack edit of reyes and a smug pepe commander chad please

>>140388936
do it yourself you lazy cunt

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Why is Tracer such a good waifu? I'll start:

>not a hamplanet like Mei

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>>140389068
I have no skills of it

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is there even any canon proof that Reyes is mexican?

>>140389075
>nice ass

mei being thick is the worst meme

>>140389453
thick is a shit meme in general
it attracts literally the biggest autists around

>>140389075
>isn't as ugly as a real english person

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>>140389362

>>140386634
>>140387154
>>140386969
>>140389349
what are these?

bad tumblr posts?

>>140389729
http://canonwatch-hcsandconfessions.tumblr.com/

>>140389910
So... yes.

>>140389910
this is the worst thing i've seen on the internet in awhile

>>140390074
>>140389939
it's a headcanon-thing,
have none of you ever heard of anything like that?

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>>140389349
Reyes is a latino surname, he's from L.A. and his origins skin shows he's got a darkened complexion.

Then you look at Reaper's exposed biceps and they look white.

>>140390309
I have. It's still retarded.

Fuck off back to tumblr.

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>>140390309
>head-canon
>I vist /fgog/

Yeah all the time

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>>140390406
>they look white
It's a skin condition! he has Vitiligo!

>>140390676
>school shooter

>>140388258
>How exactly does his reflect work?
It reflects all projectiles that hit him precisely to where his crosshairs are aimed, meaning you can kill people with enemy Bastions and Widowmakers if you deflect their bullets into their allies. The projectiles preserve all of the characteristics of the original shot. You can deflect shit like Zarya and Hanzo ults so long as you deflect them before the projectiles trigger the ultimate effects.

Channeled energy weapons like Winston/Zarya/Symmetra normal attacks can't be reflected.

>be me
>an autist
>robots started a war
>gather a few of my fellow NEET to begin fighting back with me as leader
>successful and gain recognition
>A fucking chad joins the team
>instantly everyone is over his charismatic dick
>They make him leader
>they build a statue of him and hails him as the hero of our time
>children grew up looking up to him

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some of you are alright, dont go to the swiss base tomorrow

>>140390975
No the deflect deflects everything that hits him in the upperbody in a front cone, and deflect the projectile towards where his crosshair aims

Essentially you can deflect a widowmaker snipe 45 degrees into a Mcree

works on all projectile base attacks including ults and grenades of all sorts

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>>140391021

>>140391021
>Morrison never wanted their relationship to end like this
>he only wanted to be close to reyes
>very close
>like friends, very good friends
with benefits

>>140390676
I'm surprised we haven't seen any maskless Reaper interpretations.

Here's what I think:
>deathly pale skin
>completely bald (no hair on his body at all)
>dark cirles around eyes
>red irises (which glow in wraith form)
>severe scarring

The hood and mask actually lessen the amount of edge.

>>140324315
sleep snug mug

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>>140333237

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>>140381556
The first character I used was Zenyatta. He's pretty good, if you don't suck.

I'm very bad at this game.

why is this general so bad

>>140392369
??
what about the origins skin

>>140393998
the game is fucking on hold you autist, what else are autists like u gonna do here

>>140393998
well, post something to make it better than instead of complaining

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>>140392369
There:

>>140393998
because nobody's able to play the game yet?

>>140393998
kawata shoujo general
hearthstone general
starcraft 2 general
wow general
lol general
dota 2 general
mass effect general
elder scrolls general
fire emblem general

all worse or just as bad

>>140394860
yes but this game is actually good

>>140394976
only because its not out yet

>>140331528
Yes, but who is she lesbian FOR?

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>>140395139
You really have to ask, chéri ?

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>>140389716
>that fucking creepy vr video
can we just spam post that to drive off the waifufags?
>this is you
>as much as you deny it
>this is you

>>140395291
If only the feeling was mutual
Or is it

>>140395456

Can I get a link to this video?

>>140395456
actual discussion drives away shitposters

who is the most OP hero right now, why, and how can we fix them?

>>140394976
heh

>>140394367
>>140394003
That's from before his accident/revival.
Like how Tracer's origin skin has no chrono controller on the chest. It's from before her piloting experiment.
And 76's skin is him when he was younger.
etc etc

>>140395571
Shit I thought she was Japanese
But I guess that makes sense

>>140395571
Stop this.

>>140395701
The bios mentioned he went through more training and advanced surgery and whatever else so he's probably a hollow husk of a human by now

I mean Widowmaker is blue because they slowed her heartbeat and breathing, what would they have possibly done to him

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>>140395638
Tracer.
Just remove her from the game.

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>>140395571
actually, D.Va is a n adult;
In south Korea you can drink, smoke and drive at the age of 19
she's the American equivalent to an 18 year old soldier
ready to be mindbroken and traumatized by every horrible war that might come along

>>140396124
Haven't you been paying attention? Tracer identifies as a HIM.

>>140394860
Starcraft 2 general is so bad that posting in it should be a bannable offense.

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>>140396278
>ready to be mindbroken and traumatized by every horrible war that might come along
As well as Roadhogs giant... hook.

>>140396586
I wonder if she's ever going to lose a limb or two to a giant killing machine or a Talon soldier
>How do you deal with this? This- insanity- all those people screaming and- crying? I was trained to be a soldier just like you, but- how can you deal with all of this? There was so much blood and- people-scattered all over the floor. It was horrible! How do you deal with this?
>-I don't.

>>140397004
It's okay, she was tempered by all the violence in her violent video games, and as everyone knows violence in video games turns people into violent psychopaths.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yu7mZVDT8

>>140397004
>>140396278
I just realized, the Omnic crisis might have been just like the Animatrix: the second renaissance in terms of brutality
with the one exception that the humans won
dear god, now that I think about it,
there are quite a few people with postheses and most of those are highly advanced even compared to now,
with them making such a huge jump I can only assume that some of these Omnics were sadistic enough to just cut-off limbs and leave them to die for the lulz

>>140396586
Tracer would be shit at bondage, just phasing through whatever you out her in.

>>140395957
Talon turned him into a weapon. The ultimate lifeform. A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>140395581
Probably the best /u/ couple in Overwatch. Two god tier butts for the price of one.

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You can do anything you want with your waifu.
What do you do?

>>140398198
make family

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>>140398198
> Mercy is waifu
> Having sex in the sky
> Fall
> Die on the ground
> ...
> Open my eyes
> Mercy's riding muh dick.
> She revived me
> Muh Angel waifu
> Make a baby

>>140398198
play as her in the game

>>140398198
Introduce her to my wife

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>>140324118
>get early access to beta
>it's during the study week before finals
Oh joy

Why is it letting me play the game now when I never bought it or got into the beta?

>>140399543
Because you go on the internet and tells lies.

>>140395638
genji used to be massively OP and could clear servers when used by high skill players, his skill ceiling is almost infinite.

he got a couple key tweaks but he's still super good in the right hands

>>140396389
Since when?

>>140399752
I just checked and it's letting me install the game now for some reason. Of course its telling me that the game server connection failed.

>>140400239
He's a retard. Ignore.

>>140400249
It means you got in the beta weekend a week ago

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can statements like
>"torb is op"
>"bastion is op"
be used as a litmus test for shitters? basically if you hold these opinions you flat out haven't played enough of the game yet, period.

>"tracer is op"
can be used as a litmus test for medium-skill players. Once you get better you'll get over this mindset

>"genji is op"
held by top-tier players that play him almost exclusively and know how powerful he is when you're very good

>>140400249
Betas over
You dun missed your chance.

>>140400249
You haven't been paying attention the last few days.

>>140400364
You are a retard, Tracer at her state during the end of beta was absurdly overpowered.

>>140400364
>>"genji is op"
>held by top-tier players that play him almost exclusively and know how powerful he is when you're very good

why is he barely picked in comp then

>>140400364
>torb/basion op
0-20 hours played
>tracer op
20-100 hours played
>genji op
100+ hours played

>game has been running for fucking months
>pre orders get 2 days of playing the game before a free open beta hits
What the fuck blizzard

For closed beta players: how many deaths per match is good/average/poor?

>>140400364
Who fucking thinks Torbjorn is OP? He's like the most Pretty Good character in the game.

>>140400672
I think you're going into this with the wrong mindset.

>>140400364
torb is pretty amazing at defending though.

>>140400654
>wanting everyone to get beta at the same time

servers are going to be FUCKED

>>140400672

Deaths don't matter so long as you win the game, it's not an ego circlejerk fps it's an objective based one. Obviously less deaths are better but there are a lot of times where the fact that you died was better than trying to stay alive (getting onto a point to trigger overtime for example)

>>140400442
I checked my game every time and it never let me install the game it just said now that I can install it. Not that I care if I get in the beta or not since I am probably buy the game later anyways. I just found it really odd it would let me in so late.

>>140400672
Who cares about k/d. Play normally, help your team and win the objective.

>>140389910
This is autism.

There is hardly even writing for the characters in this game.

>>140400672
anything less than 2/1 on a support is trash and you should uninstall

you should basically never be dying as a tank/attacker

>>140401030
Hi anon, welcome to fps.

laddering in fps = carrying cheese dick 16 year old retards and drunk dumbasses by playing in a 1v5 style.

/pol/ was right

we should have destroyed tumblr when we had the chance

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>>140324225
Second this notion.

Here my fanfic :^) of all the alternative universe skins I came up with in the lays thread

>Master of omnic torbjorn

With loosing their family in the omnic crisis, a group of angry mob attacked torbjorn inside his workshop and burned it to the grounds, the omnics found him and revived him in order to use his intelligence to create more weapons. Torbjorn disappointed with the humans decide to help the omnics

>strike commander Reyes

With torbjorn on the omnics side, Morrisons tactics fails and leads to heavy losses, reyes criticises him and replaces him as the commander. With an iron fist, he destroys majority of the omnic and retake Australia and hailed as a hero

>Cyber hanzo and crimelord Genji

Reyes and overwatch attempts to bring down the shimada crime empire from within , inciting a coup from hanzo supporters. With additional reinforcement from overwatch, Hanzo and his supporters nearly brought down the empire and genji but a mysterious organisation intervenes and results in a massive explosion in hanamura killing many and gravely injuring hanzo. Genji revives his crime empire with the help of the organisation known as talon and become the new clan head.

>Terminator 76 and peacekeeper Mcree

Morrison who was put as the head of blackwatch by reyes could not agree with reyes ruthless way of leading overwatch plans a coup with reyes friend and student Mcree. However during the coup, mcree realised Morrisons overwatch will not be able to discipline the members of overwatch and he betrays them by leading them into a trap reyes set. After morrison is presumed dead, he is brought back by talon while mcree is exiled from overwatch for the betrayal and becomes a vigilante

>Blackwatch reinhardt

Without morrison, reyes invited reinhardt to rejoin the team and lead and reform blackwatch, so reinhardt changes blackwatch from the special forces to the front line fighters of overwatch

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>>140401409

>>140401236
except if you're playing the dude who holds the shield in front of the team and you're 8/1 while the payload isn't going anywhere then you're trash

>>140401668
and his team is trash

If he can 1v2 reliably and his allies cant work with it then they're probably shit

>tfw playing genji
>killing bastion and snipers
>enemy genji get over zealous and tries to kill me every chance he gets
>ignore him and focus his team again
>he keeps dying chasing after me

>>140401791
the point I'm trying to make is that only certain roles are measured by their K/D

>>140401586
Wow this is some excellent worldbuilding anon. I think the games lore means so much more to me now.

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>>140399501
Nice choice of waifu.

>>140401883
The whole point of elimination is so people don't get head of heels for kills

It's a team objective game

>>140397543
>I can only assume that some of these Omnics were sadistic enough to just cut-off limbs and leave them to die for the lulz
Except that is not at all how the second renessance went. Humans were the ones demonstarting inhuman wanton brutality just for the lulz, and that was way before the war even. Matrix humans are scum.

>>140400364
your opinion on tracer is a litmus test itself on being a shitter
congratulaaationsss
congratulattionsss

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>>140401593
Or it doesn't matter at all in competitive but there's no point in farming anything else in pubs.

>tryharding in pubs
>when normies struggle to find where their m/k is and cant be counted on to shoot at enemies

>>140402503
but it was the robots who first revolted
the humans just started to defend themselves