/kspg/ kerbal shitposting general

>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk [Embed]

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14 [Embed]

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

Maybe this will work.

>>140248417
Tell us more about your paranoia? Did he do something to you personally or do you think he's a real person and he posts here and you are going to save us from him?

>yfw /qa/ saved kspg
amazing

>>140249018
explain

thanks again to that anon that motivated me to bike 31 miles in one day

also what's going on with the $100 mil we gave squad? why did the last update take a year to add nothing?

>>140249064
someone posted about janny deleting the threads and /qa/ proceeds to vent about the state of the thread in the previous one

>>140249245
>"save"
fuckoff QA, you didn't even post the link so we know you're either the guy who vented or someone from there

so please, get back to your own board and fuckoff. we are all just figments of catfucker's imagination.

>>140249402
lel

Guys! want to hear what I am doing in Kerbal Space Program?

Nothing because 1.1 is literally unplayable and it feels like they are getting ready to take the money and run after consoles come out

I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140249604
Don't worry anon there's a squadcast soon
if they don't skip it for the fifth week in a row

#BringBackTheBurn

>>140249747
Does it sadden you to think what KSP could have become if they had scaled their staff to meet the growing revenue and demand of 2013 KSP?

Do you think sandbox is "scope complete?" Do you find career's backwards difficulty curve "fun?"

Do you like the single resource and the exploding buildings more than the idea of KSP being developed logically?

Do you like their unashamed focus on female kerbals as a1.0 feature? How about the fact that the beta did not share a single development trait with what a beta is supposed to be?

How do you feel about these things, anon?

>>140250045
I feel you should take some medication

>>140250045
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140250045
Reminder 1.0 was just a push to get the consoles to sign off so squad could have a second payday

Reminder that by corrupting the "release" version in order to prepare it for a platform where early supporters will need to purchase it again, Squad is double dipping, committing fraud, embezzling the early access investments through tax evasion and finally, committing treason by operating as an "indie Mexican dev" while outsourcing all their taxable income to tax havens.

This means squad employees are partially directly responsible for the Mexican poverty around them, and Max set it up that way on purpose.

Reminder Maxmaps is a traitor to his country and will die at the end of a heavy duty rope.

>>140250381
> early supporters will need to purchase it again
Are they forcing you to buy the console version?

>>140250381
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140250381
You should really take some medications

>>140250458
No answer

Wow what a surprise

>>140250458
>commission Mexican artist for portrait, has great images on his site, his buddies all say he is a great painter
>notice his buddies are all mexican but w.e
>hire him, he demands $5k up front, makes sure the contract says it doesn't need to necessarily have your likeness
>five years later, receive drawing of stick person in the mail
>ask him if this is a joke, get told to talk to his lawyer and that the contract said it didn't need to have a likeness
>go to judge, explain what happened
>judge recognizes obvious fraud, sends Mexican artist to jail

Just in case you're wondering how this pans out in the end. Stop relying on legalese to let the perfect become the enemy of the good.

Fraud is fraud. Writing "I promise not to sure for fraud" into a contract doesn't mean fraud isn't occurring, and it can't be sued over.

>>140250921
I love how impatient and bitchy you are. I will reply on my own time. This general was not built around you, faggot.

Prepare to wait who knows how long for my next reply. Maybe you should whine about it more and people will sympathize with you.

>>140251215
You are still not showing me how anyone is forcing anyone to buy the console version.

No amount of metaphors will change this.
There is no need for unrelated examples

You said I am forced to buy the game again, show me where or how.

>>140251215
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140251215
>Prepare to wait who knows how long for my next reply. Maybe you should whine about it more and people will sympathize with you.
i.e. "I have trouble typing while having an autistic tantrum."

>>140251215
I hope you are using your downtime between replies to take some medications

>>140252009
>>140252212
He's too busy fantasizing about Yuri.

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>>140251469
>forcing you to buy the console version
How can you be this dumb? The fraud comes from selling a gametype then never completing that gametype and selling a secondary gametype funded with profits from the first incomplete gametype.

You don't need to force someone to buy something for Squad's actions to baldfacedly fraudulent and deceptive in their nature. And you can trace that deception back all the way to creative decisions being made in 2013.

Easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niU1EtaKF_8

MAN did nothing wrong.
Can we get a list of angry anonism?
Like >>140249018 introducing cliffhangers and not resolving them until it is convenient for him.

Oops!

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PhysX did nothing wrong. Squad just configured it wrong. One of the things you can do is increase the frame time limit so it will calculate things fully instead of spazzing, at the cost of fps.

>>140252862
It's not about me being dumb or not being able to read.
This post >>140250381 is quite self explanatory:

> in order to prepare it for a platform where early supporters will need to purchase it again
>will need to purchase again

Where I live "purchase" means buying, as in spending money to receive a product.
The phrase is not vague or full of metaphors, it's pretty straightforward.
You are saying that people who purchased the game during early access will need to purchase the PS4/XB1/WiiU version again, paying money for that even if they are not interested in playing on consoles.

So, don't dress it with a load of metaphors and subtext just like you always do. That statement is wrong. Period.
Nobody is coming to me, blocking my PC game with a message saying "hey, if you want to continue playing you have to buy [KSP-PS4 Edition©], your PC experience will be blocked until then"

Nobody is forced to do anything with the console version, this is just one of the many fake arguments you are using to bait dumb people in believing you have a cause.

Now please reply with something completely unrelated without addressing the very clear and unequivocal points I made about the post you wrote.

I've been a while for almost half a year.

Just now i read there was some commotion over a so-called 'MANthread'. What the hell is this 'MAN' thing?

Did Skedaddle Minmus do something?

>>140253601
What money was used to create this game?
>The early access funds

What money was used to create the console versions?
>The early access funds and funds made from selling the "1.0" version of a game still very stuck in early access alpha state.

What will the people who paid for the PC version be getting for "free"?
>An incomplete game

Yet Squad didn't have to spend a dime of their own money moving the game to consoles.

This argument is all about how you perceive legal definitions and their power. You are holding on to the tenuous suggestion that 1.0 represents a "release ready" game and is therefore the completion of Squad's obligation to early access. I can count the number of people who feel that way on one hand, Max.

All of your definitions cascade from this assumption, but as people begin to understand that 1.0 added nothing and the console versions were announced within days of 1.0, they will start to put these pieces together.

I'm not going to bring an avalanche down on you or your buddies at Squad, Max. I'm just going to keep tossing pebbles off this cliffface.

You feel free to keep trying to catch them.

>>140254048
>Do I need to purchase anything more than the PC version I have using more money than the money I already gave them?
No

End of the argument, you are talking about everything except what I've been addressing since 3 or 4 posts.
Nobody is forcing anyone to buy anything more.

>>140254840
and squad is fraulently taking advantage of its consumers and violating their rights through the manipulation of shell corps and embezzlement of investments

>>140255256
Prove it

>>140254009
It's a long story anon, and both versions of the story will be rife with revisionism and lies.

Basically what it boils down to is when a specific anon sees a thread he doesn't like, he posts "MANthread" and spams the report button and makes duplicate threads and samefags until he gets what he wants.

Really immature desu, particularly considering MAN rarely even posts here anymore. F

>>140256174
t. Maxmaps

>>140255256
Oh yeah. About that.
>>140021391 is still waiting for an answer

>>140256174
KSP.

>>140256571
Oh, for a second i thought Scott Manley was defending bad practices by Squead or something.

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>>140256706
MAN = Manley
You hullo'd me!

>>140256584
Nice, but couldn't you have just said "I," Max?

All this pathetic googling you did in your office after meeting with your mexican lawyer, waiting for your next raid to start -- unfortunately you were not the business savvy entrepreneur you thought you were, and naming the shell company "deported" is probably the mistake you made that is going to lead to you getting "deported" from this mortal plane, by the countrymen you sold out.

Furthermore,
>>140256593
provides ample evidence.

KSP is not a complete game. No matter how many standards or refusals you offer, nothing will change the fact that the majority of the fanbase feels 1.0 was a rushed joke.

And nothing will slake their thirst to understand why their $100 million investment disappeared after some console versions were dumped on the fanbase.

And then the knocks come at the door. Max.

¡Policia!

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Fuck you, Squad.

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>>140258032

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Time.... to plop

>>140259985
Don't forget to wipe.

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aldsfj;ladkjsfklsdfj alwhy can't i take off in any plane without exploding on the runway within 5 seconds of turning my engine on

>>140258032
>agriculture
>20000 years ago
I don't fucking think so, Tim.

>>140261952
Wheels are bugged

>>140262978
there a fix?

>>140263380
Don't be entitled

>>140262093
>Tim
ah thanks another to add to the list.

>>140263584
Translation: no, 1.1 was in QA for only 8 months stop expecting Mexicans to do work unless there is a cartel threatening their lives

>>140263678
>ah thanks another to add to the list
wot
I haven't been here in a while, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>140249202
No problem, man (MAN?). In fact, I think I'll run 31 myself one of these days too. It's been weeks since I did that.

it was in the gym, right? I ran the on the road, far more dangerous that one could imagine.

>>140264824
>the
those
>that
than

My mind's fucked up today. I think I'm going crazy

>>140264989
Usually I bike around NYC like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO93BCewp68

But lately it's been in a gym because I'm going to for burning fat not transportation or fun. Also I'm sick of getting doored.

TRUMP 2016

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>>140266274
Hullo!

>>140265738
>tfw no pre-smartphone era niggas to go cycling with

Urban cyclism is fucking nuts, it's the most satisfying pseudosport there is.
I've never been doored, but there has been times I almost got my shit rekt.

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>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING

>>140266861
ALL HAIL ELON, THE SPACE CONQUEROR

>>140266861
ALL HAIL slave labour

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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun

>>140267479
>-430° @ 7.5km/s
Unity not us®

>>140268102
I thought the thermometer used Kelvin

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>>140268271
>kelvin
>negative
>negative 430 degrees kelvin
>zero degrees Kelvin is absolute zero
>four hundred and thirty degrees below absolute zero

>>140268573
Pretty sure you can't get -430 anything.

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Good morning /kspg/ ^.^

>>140268931
How was the storm? Or was that someone else?

>>140268931
did you put ur benis in that qt's bagina

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>>140268703
Absolute zero is -459 degrees Fahrenheit. Which leads us to the next screenshot.

>>140268931
Hullo

>>140269290
You know I had forgotten Fahrenheit was a thing.

>>140268989
It was fine. No damage as far as I can tell, but I haven't really been outside yet. Apparently there was some circulation above my town but the funnel cloud failed to touch down.

>>140268998
Not exactly But something like that.

>>140269290
Hullo

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>>140269489
>default unit for the thermometer is fahrenheit
>default heat values are kelsius or some stupid arbitrary shit
>default speed measurement is meters per second
>ksp isn't even internally consistent

>>140266586
So confused by his post

TRUMP WILL WIN!

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>>140266861
>elons face when he gets assassinated for discovering the cave bases

>>140270907
>implying Obama will let the next election happen

>>140269769
>girls love
>not boys love
get out reeeeeeeeee

>>140271225
But girls can love girls!
I want to stay! :(

>>140272169
>people being happy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140271225
>>140272169
>not pet love
Objectively superior to human love tbqh

>>140272169
Give juicy details.
How did you sleep?
Are you a top or bottom?
How many times did you wake up and go at it again?
How many times did you cum?

>>140272560
I think the one thing we all want to hear is if they held hands.

>>140272560
LEWD

>>140272507
>pet rape

>>140272560
DELETE THIS!

>>140272726
>dumb humanfucker can't understand pure animal love so he calls it rape

>>140272397
You'll find someone to make you happy! I promise <3

>>140272560
Mostly facing each other. I was also a little spoon.
Both :3
I woke up a few times during the night and gave her a kiss while she slept.
2lewd Didn't count

>>140272667
We did.

>>140273318
Lewdest post on 4chan right now.

>>140273318
45

>>140273318
>You'll find someone to make you happy!
[x]doubt

>>140273523
>Being this negative.
You will!

Let us all take a moment to remember Yuri's manhands in his pictures

And the fact that he was worried he would be thrown in the cell with the other men, which would not be a concern if he were female.

Ignore gender posters

>>140274432
>And the fact that he was worried he would be thrown in the cell with the other men, which would not be a concern if he were female.
This makes no sense to me, surely a female WOULD be concerned?

>>140274432
And the penis from the /b/ thread

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>>140272169
>girls can love girls
delete this

>panama papers being released soon

Be sure to look for the following corporate entities:

Electro Chango SA de C.V.
Parallel Dynamics SA de C.V.
Deported bv
Monkey Squad SA de C.V.

Any others?

Also check for "Miguel Sabido, Miguel Pina, Miguel Angel Sabido/Pina

>>140274645
women go to womens prisons

>>140274985
It was an overnight stay in a jail cell wasn't it? No full blown prison.

>>140274985
Do county jails have actual segregation by gender? I'd imagine there are some that don't. IIRC yuri was in jail for failing to pay a parking ticket or some shit and that's the sort of stuff you get put in jail, not prison for.

>>140275127
>Allegedly not paying the ticket.

And it was this shitty little town's city jail.

>>140275587
You don't put men and women in the same cell. Talk about #rapeculture

>>140274432
But they weren't manly

The KSP wiki says that the graphics were updated now with Unity 5.

But when i look at the screens everything is still the same.

>>140278892
That's correct.

Mexicans.

We only gave them $100 million, why would it be fair to assume we'd get a complete game with better graphics than 2011 can provide?

>>140279413
Can we still get a refund then?

>>140279413
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140280070
Agreed

>>140280070
second

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Reply to this post if you are disappointed with how Squad handled ksp

Also I'm pretty sure the second building from the top on the left is the dutch business center where deported bv and parallel dynamics is "located."

>>140280703
a

Reply to THIS post if MAN is a paranoid, schizophrenic sociopath.

>>140280703
Hullo!

>>140280703
What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

>>140280070
thirded

>>140280869
truth

>>140280703
This. Not the other two

>>140280703
this desu

Loving these samefag olympics.

Fuckoff angry anon. Your campaign against MAN has failed. Primarily because he stopped posting a long time ago.

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No bully plz!

/kspg/ must love each other!

>>140281216
inb4 anon deletes his own post to promote the idea MAN is a janitor

>>140281327
Who are you replying to?
Are you imagining posts now?

>>140281318
>tfw no qt androgynous gf
life is suffering 2bh

in unrelated news, I'm probably gonna blow my tax refund on a new computer, because this one can't really do PS2 emulation and that's something I want.

>>140280869
Agreed

>>140280869
amen brother

>>140281318
men and woman love is forbidden by feminism.

>>140280869
HULLO

I move that we should implement designated "Conspiracy Days". MANposting, and the words "Paradigm", "Tax evasion", "Angry anon", and related phrases are permitted on those days, and ONLY those days.
For example, only on Mondays and Fridays.

>>140281793
We should just merge with /egg/

So does everyone hate the new update? All of the landing gear for the spaceplanes breaks like a twig and aren't even the same hight so all of my designs are fucked up

>>140282016
I should merge with you. :3

>>140282220
I dont use planes so the update is fine for me

http://www.kvk.nl/orderstraat/product-kiezen/?kvknummer=624595970000

>>140282478
This method of play also works with uninstall.exe

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>>140280703
here's your reply

Holy shit. Has MAN fallen so apart that he's actually claiming he's not himself?

Did they even have a wake for Harv?

Did he die trying to make wheels work?

Or did he finally express his dissatisfaction with the fact that he life's work was turned into a pathetic joke and felony on behalf of a fat mexican fuck who adds nothing and get thanked for his dedication?

>>140283598
I think his schizophrenia took over

>>140283598
He's openly admitted that he stopped taking his medication. What you see here is the result.

>>140283696
The door to his shower got sealed shut with him inside.

>>140283696
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

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>>140283928
I think I know how it got sealed shut

>>140283763
You'll need to give us a post number for that one, friendo.

>>140282585
There is no uninstaller you turbotard

>>140283598
Even better, he is claiming he hasn't posted in a long time as if MAN was his roommate or something

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>>140284559
No, I've just seen you forum billies scream "MAN" at anyone who disagrees with you. The real man left a long time ago. A few people have been imitating him to bait you, and baited you were.

Kek

>>140285292
Reminder that Mirk and company used you to validate their own ideas by letting you seem insane.

>>140285542
I don't know or care what that means

http://web.archive.org/web/20150816005955/http://www.deportedgames.com/

Site was live for one day in 2015

Interesting.

>>140286393
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

Is "Humberto Rubio" Squad's lawyer?

http://trademark.markify.com/trademarks/uspto/squad/86497655

Also:

>"Children's educational software; Computer game software; Downloadable educational course materials in the field of science, geography and astronomy; Educational software featuring instruction in science, geography and astronomy; Video and computer game programs"

This fraud case is getting easier and easier every day.

>>140285292
I would ask you how you know he isn't posting or who is behind every MANpost, but I already know you would hit me with a barrage of meme replies that answers none of my questions.

>>140286815
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

http://flockmod.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room is /kspg/

>>140287084
>http://flockmod.com/apps/flockmod.swf
I like that catfucker posts this just to kick me. Thanks for making your own containment room catfucker and thanks for giving me a reason to not support your rape meme

>>140288567
Fuck off MAN

>>140286393
This is interesting. Why would a website be live for one day and why would someone take the time to scrub the one capture off the internet archive?

>>140288567
OH MY GOD WHAT WILL EVERYONE DO NOW THAT YOU WON'T MEME WITH HIM
JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN THIS PLACE WILL FALL APART NOW THAT CATFUCKER WON'T HAVE YOUR SUPPORT ANYMORE

SEND HELP EVERYONE

Stop raping your pets you sick fuck they depend on you.

Literally sociopathy and sexual deviance.

catfucker kicked me. lmao what a cuck

Fuck quail eggs.
Seriously. Fuck quails and fuck their fucking eggs

>>140288784
I never supported MAN

>>140290548
I never said otherwise

Looks like it's gym time

I'm gonna go for 15 today. 30 was too much. I ache.

>>140281318
Only love.

>>140292514
flockmod

>>140292514
What's up MANager?

>>140292831
That's pretty clever.

>>140293071
Everyone's MAN here, gotta share the love.

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>>140292514
Love forever and ever and ever! <3

>>140293071
join us in flockmod max.

we've got yuri, mirk, snek and a raper of animals

>>140289628
You know, quail are pretty tasty. You might find you enjoy your new relationship with them if you begin to hunt and consume them. Go for headshots with a pellet gun, watch Ted's Holdover on youtube to watch a pro at work.

Scatterer-san's portfolio: http://lghassen.github.io/

No wonder this mod got him a job.

max you should tweet I think the trip is dake

What's deportedgames.com, Max?

>>140294026
I would assume a website for Deported Games, but I have no way of knowing otherwise.

>>140293772
He did that a while back, like two weeks ago I think? You should be able to find it in the archives if you really care that much.

>>140294309
no just building evidence for when I submit the full case for Max's embezzlement and treason to Harv

>>140294579
>to harv
Oh dear.
What will ever happen.
Such a serious court to bring this evidence to.

>>140293574
Nah, I just had the insane idea of making hard-boiled quail eggs and they are an absolute fucking pain in the asshole to peel when ready.
Fuck I should have made them scrambled.

>>140294579
They guy you rip on for whacking off in the shower? I don't think he'll really care what you say.

>>140294579
I am sorry that I helped your condition progress to this level. I really am.

>>140294780
Oh, you already do have a good relationship with quail. Well, carry on then.

>>140293619
>the "after" image for Kerbin has clouds as if it's his mod that adds them
Looks like he's taking tips from Squad

>>140295037
>not padding a resume

>>140295037
:^)

>>140294901
Yeah well...we have to put up with him every fucking day you know
Thanks a lot

>>140294901
I'm glad you can jump on the "mental Illness is a joke" train

you don't sound like him though I still think angry anon just asked max to tweet at a specific time

max is smart enough to know mental illness posting won't make a dent in my resolve

>>140295652
Take your meds.

>>140295652
It's not a joke dude. I legit feel terrible about it.

>>140295652
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

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>>140295885
>>140295859
>>140295829

is there a mod that unfucks the SPH/VAB performances in 1.1?
I'm struggling to get 60fps and CPU temps rise to 70°c+ while making a vehicle, but it works fine when driving/flying/doing anything else really

it was better in 1.0.5

>>140293264
delete yourself from life

gotta love Max's timing on when he shows up

tonight we delve deep on squad's business mechanics

>>140296483
No bully

>>140296736
I am very happy with the state of Kerbal Space Program. The devs are hardworking and dedicated people who are working to make a terrific game.
I am glad I purchased this game while it was in early access and my money was well spent because I have gotten over 2000 hours of entertainment for a fairly low price.
I look forward to seeing the further development of this extremely fun game.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

the shills are getting tired :^)

Does anyone know what MANs endgame is? What is he trying to accomplish by spamming us with his conspiracy theories?

three more miles anyone got some motivational words?

>>140298249
Finding someone new and stupid enough to do the hard work for him.
And by hard work I mean everything from "exposing his ideas in a less anonymous form outside of an anonymous imageboard" to "finding enough evidence to sue squad and win" and everything in between.
I guess the objective is taking credit for it I guess, I can't think like a schizo so I don't really know.

>>140298492
>>140298492
Do it faggot

>>140298492
Did you do it faggot?

F kspg

Well snek I tried to hullo you but catfucker is quick with that ban button

looks like someone lived long enough to see themselves become the hotpocket

:^)

>>140300490
Yep!

>>140300681
Good job faggot, i'm proud of you

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>catpocket

>>140300521
i suppose theres no real reason to stay in the flockmod since its just talking to a rapey wall

>>140300521
I have user event messages enabled, so I noticed you the moment you logged in
I could have banned you before your first post

Though, I've set the default ban time to be only 5 minutes
So if I happened to mistake someone else for you it wouldn't be a big deal, anyway

>>140301020
Well, MAN's not posting a whole lot right now so there's no reason for the flockmod to be active at all

>rapey
Delete this

>>140248543
Why the fuck did you use the old OP?

>>140301218
stop raping, rapist

>>140301283
I've never raped before, but sure, I won't start
That's fine by me

cat raper ruined the flockmod reeee

>>140301228
MAN cried to the jannys to delete all the non-autistic threads. so we're here now

>>140301521
I was only talking in the chat, you were free to draw crude kerbal dicks or whatever all you want

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>>140266861
>memex

>>140301673
it's because the cat raper club now reeee

RUINED

>>140301672
I prefer autistic threads over schizo threads tbqh

>>140301679
Autism

>tfw no qt satch gf to gently snuggle
Nights are lonely and cold

>>140305309
Get a cat
They're good for gentle snuggles

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>>140305309
>satch

>>140305309
satch is already someones gf

>MAN is the one reporting
>MAN's post gets reported
see what I mean about the truth having a long tail?

Report this too faggot, I'll evade the shit out of any ban and then when the janitor takes it on as his personal cause I'll pull this shit again

imgur.com/dIezJAs

the only damage you will do to /kspg/ and I think we all know only the forums defense force and squad staff has any interest in that.

>>140307141
ok

ded

I like the devs.

>>140306623
Someone stole my Satch?

>>140310265
Congrats?

>>140310824
Thanks.

>>140310441
Yes, it was yuri.

>>140312498
two made up grills, so qt

>>140312498
Wait, what? Did I miss something?

>>140314586
No. Yuri has yet to add anything of value.

>>140315595
No bully.
Yuri is love.
Yuri is life.

I FOUND IT

MALAYSIA

https://www.mysbusiness.com/company/Parallel-Dynamics-Sdn-Bhd

>"WINDING UP DECEMBER 2015"

>>140316834
And what does this have to do with /kspg/?

Like I'm serious, please explain what "Parallel Dynamics" is and how it's relevant

>>140316834
Hm. Another source says it was registered in 1996.

A hand-me-down from Max's cartel family members?

>>140317081
https://steamcommunity.com/app/220200/discussions/0/620713633850282845/

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/112581-does-the-eula-prohibit-multiple-installs-on-the-same-computer-now/

Parallel Dynamics owns Deported bv, the vehicle used to launder our early access investments.

The lawyers they used while applying for Mexican trademarks

https://www.hg.org/attorney/tmc-legal/76375

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>140318530
>replying to 1 year and 192 day old posts

http://electrochango.com/

Am I reading this right?

Did they cancel their application for a US trademark in January of 2016?

https://trademarks.justia.com/860/00/kerbal-space-86000784.html

>>140319382
No it looks like it was rejected. That makes more sense.

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Was he even thanked for his hard work and dedication?

>>140320507
Did he get fired too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUxa_i6OPQo
BREEKI LAUNCH RIGHT NOW

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1206 Hard to kill

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>>140322389
"good news for the humanity" indeed

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hullo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerman
Reminder that Squad was actually Iranian before Harv came

>>140323725
Thanks for the blurry cyrillic...

>>140324698
2nd to last

>>140325746
OMG! People who play KSP and are familiar with Scott Manley are also interested in space and would watch a livestreamed launch. Whowouldathought?

Should I watch farscape? What even is it

>>140326447
You sure do live up to your name of "angry anon"

>>140326848
You sure live up to your name of take your meds.

>>140326848
Why is it so easy to spot you, angry airbus?

What the fuck is this shit

>>140329463
An schizo thread

>>140332649
The thread is quite nice †bh good to see some justice after five years of bullshit.

I was referring to farscape.

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Good evening everyone.

>>>/qst/
neat?

>>140334617

Got same but with kerbal ladies? Since playing my fetishes have never been the same again.

>>140337264
No, I can't say that I do.

>>140337392

Damn it. There's like 3 rule 34 pics and no kerbal yuri. For shame!

>>140337694
Sorry desu.

>>140337808

Don't be. Just continue to spread the cuteness.

>>140334617
good mornings and yuri cannot exist in the same universe

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>>140337930
<3

jesus chirst i leave this general for a few months and i thought the reputation of this company could not get any worse. what a shitshow

THEY ALREADY HAVE YOUR MONEY TOO LATE NIGGERS TRUMP 2016

>>140338342
stop being happy it makes me feel lonelier :(

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meowth > yuri

>>140293619
>Ghassen Lahmar
Never knew Al-Scatterer-san was arabian

are there any mods that totally rebalance campaign into something good?

>>140340082
_______no_______

مرگ بر ماهن

>>140339430
Does it matter?

>>140342323
My atmosphere might explode now!

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>>140343146
No bully!

Or racism.

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>>140343261
>no longer alone in my calls for no racism in kspg

>>140268271
Well, if you're not a retard, you could see the probe going at 7.5m/s through Jool's atmosphere and the thermometer displaying -430° anything.
I mean, come on
>negative temperatures during those events.

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>>140343616
>7.5m/s

No, that comes later.

>>140343705
Sorry, I forgot the k.

>flockmod gets posted in the afternoon
;_;

>buy buzzer for diy alarm clock
>it's too fucking loud
rip

So 1.1 runs pretty great for me, but all the mods are buggy and broken as shit, even if they say they're 1.1 compatible.

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Red 10 bump!

Bump again.

Also off to sleep. Sweet dreams, /kspg/.

So, about those groundbreaking performance gains.

>>140350417
I don't know what are you talking about.
;^)

>>140351076
Needs more napalm.

>The U.S. Air Force on Wednesday awarded billionaire Elon Musk's SpaceX an $83 million contract to launch a GPS satellite, breaking the monopoly that Lockheed Martin Corp and Boeing Co have held on military space launches for more than a decade.
rip

i hear musk treats his employees like shit, i hope this isn't the beginning of the end of the aerospace contractor gravy train

>suicide watch general

>Orbit Fade Line Reveresed

>>140352647
There is a setting for that

ded

Just finished watching the whole UMass show with Milo & friends, damn fine work that fag does. Amazed by the toxicity of the audience, but they powered through.

>>140339430
Pretty sure he's berber.

a

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Is all you guys do shitpost, or do you actually talk about the game in this thread?

>>140366423
>

>>140366423
You first

>>140337930
>Just continue to spread the cuteness
What souls, personalities and reasons to be here all Yuriposters have!

They are all very real people with real reasons for being here -- Just like Yuri!!! thanks for the avatarfagging spam designed to personalize and disrupt conversation you thunderfaggot!!!
>>140334617
>>140338342
>>140343261
>>140349637
>>140351076

>>140367074
>implying self-referential hatespam isn't just another form of self-identifying

>>140367695
Yeah but the hatespam has been a 2 year long slow burn whereas Yuri showed up here the day of the prerelease and flooded us, which pretty clearly indicates an intent not to *shape* conversation, but to end it. I will continue hatespamming until he stops avatarfagging his unrequited desire to be a trap

A critical difference.

if Yuri is a cancer, reply to this post.

a

>>140368275
meant for
>>140368140

>>140368140
Hullo!

HILLARY 2016

#STANDWITHHER

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>>140368702
What I love is that you are obviously european, and even in the unlikely event she wins, you will be just as fucked as you were before.

>>140369127
Is your captcha supposed to be funny?

>>140368140
this to bh

>>140369127
>trump beating clinton
how?

>>140369875
>clinton beating trump
how? Everyone knows she represents the establishment that edged out other candidates to secure her nomination.

Sanders Independent Ticket Trump as veep 2016

>>140371562
Clinton is leading Trump in the polls in fucking Utah.
sanders is doing even better there, of course.

>>140369127
why do you screenshot these dumb captchas

>>140369127
>

>>140368140
Yes

>>140368034
Reminder that you, by definition, also must hate Catfucker, Snek, Scatterer-san, etc...

mort

>>140379858
>arguing with schizos

You told me there would be gains.
Where the fuck are my gains?

>>140383682
Soon

>>140379858
>if you do not accept the avatarfagging spammer who showed up here the day of the prerelease and flooded the general during the only two weeks in Squad's five year history, you must also hate all the fun creative enjoyable-to-post-with-types who make up the soul and backbone of this general

You should feel free to go back to the forums at the earliest possible convenience and take your shitass middling, compromised logic with you.

>>140384569
*only two weeks in squad's five year history when they were actually accepting feedback for their permanently-alpha-proof-of-concept-developed-within-a-false-paradigm-embezzlement-and-tax-evasion-vehicle-for-fraud-and-treason

>>140384569
>Yfw you'll never be Yuri's satch gf and she'll never hold your hand

>>140385205
>tfw no qt femboy bf
tell me why I shouldn't end it now

>>140385934
Leave forever faggot.

>>140387292
For pointing out Yuri is the most pathetic trap on 4chan? He deserves a medal.

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B-burn squadcast?

Today at 6pm EST?

Breaking the 5 week skipping streak?

lol. looks like we finally burned it to the ground.

>>140340841
is this true

Did u5 make ksp great again?

>>140388527
Yes.
Space is Fun.
Kerbal is Fun
Squad is Fun.

>>140388527
Absolutely

>>140388527
>

>>140388527
it literally didn't change anything

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Hullo

>>140389669
Hullo

I think the only mistake Yuri commited was replacing "Anonymous" with "Yuri"

>>140383682
For what?

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>>140389669
Hullo!

>>140389904
Hullo avatarfagging spammer who showed up here the day of the prerelease and flooded the general during the only two weeks in Squad's five year history when they were actually accepting feedback for their permanently-alpha-proof-of-concept-developed-within-a-false-paradigm-embezzlement-and-tax-evasion-vehicle-for-fraud-and-treason

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>>140390726
No bully! Kspg is a bully free zone!

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>>140391030

>>140391164
Is that supposed to mean something to us?

>>140391473
it means something to him, and because of his narcissistic personality disorder he can't really comprehend that it's just gibberish to everyone else.

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>>140391473
Hello newfriend :^)

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>>140391164
The only person we are allowed to bully is catraper, and that is only over his rape of cats and excessive number of nuke engines on that one thing he made