Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

autism

What 3 heroes from each franchise do you want the most?

>Warcraft
Kel'thuzad
Goblin Alchemist
Vashj

>Diablo
Sorc
Rogue
Amazon

>Starcraft
SCV
Defiler
Reaper

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I really need to go kill myself sometime.

>>140138750
>making your team mates look bad
Reported for abusive chat

>>140138698
Mekkatorque
Kel
Vash'j

Diablo
Suppoooorts

Starcraft
More Zerg and Terran vehicles

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Akama
High Priestess Mar'li
A Dreadlord, Varimathras or Mal'ganis would be best

>Diablo
Baal
Belial
Imperius

>Starcraft
Alarak
Fenix (Dragoon)
Alexei Stukov

>Overwatch
Shit IP, don't want any

>Blizzard Classic
Blackthorne

>>140138698
only want the KT, don't care if he's shit, I'll play him every game

>>140138187
there is a new balance patch coming tomorrow
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20102776/first-look-balance-update-coming-this-week-4-25-2016

>>140138750
you clearly didn't devote your entire team to protecting hammer so she can take down a wall. OMG I hate playing with shitters like you. I'm the fucking hammer, YOU FUCKING PROTECT ME. YOU CANNOT WIN WITHOUT MY SIEGE DAMAGE.

So what if I die because i siege infront of the enemy towers, YOU didn't take the shots for me. YOU didn't heal me. It's all your fault.

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>tfw only played a few matches all week
>tfw only xul and sonya are any fun
>tfw dead game

>>140138187

Is Spacelord Leoric the only Ultimate Skin worth buying? Tychus and Azmodunk look lazy as shit.

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>>140139847
>Butcher getting buffed every patch

>>140140161
Azmo isn't lazy, his laser makes dribbling sounds.

Honestly, that is the biggest appeal for me. I haven't fallen for it yet.

I don't get why you would want Space Lord. Leoric sucks and is boring as all fuck, Spacelord has no personality and the changes are pretty marginal.

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>>140138750
>Malfurion
>less than 100k heals
>thinks hes good

Move along, nothing to see here.

>>140140161
>mecha tassadar
>mount is transforming into a fucking jet

plus you know, he's a good hero

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Gul'dan ~ Specialist (semi-support/pusher/carry)

Gul'dan, in a similar fashion to Abathur, does not directly participate in combat. Instead, he is always occupied, scheming and planning to get ahead of his enemies and lead his team to victory.

Gul'dan, our highest skillcap hero yet!!, will have a second resource, in addition to mana, directly related to his abilities. His Q, W and E are meant to be combined and used in quick succession to access a powerful spell from Gul'dan's arsenal.

Gul'dan's trait allows him to create an altar after 8 seconds of channeling. While near the altar, the range of Gul'dan's abilities is increased greatly. His trait can be talented into for many additional effects such as summons or buffs to his allies.

Gul'dan's low mobility and healthpool encourages him to be extremely cautious and keep a

>>140140161
>not buying vrykul Leoric
Judgment Uther is great too

i hope dustin browder is bald for a good reason: cancer. fuck him and fuck the hots team.

just lost vs kerrigan and li-ming on r1 tomb of spider queen. had zeratul and tracer on ours vs their malfurion. was playing valla myself

top all stats, highest kill participation on team, only death was a trade off in neither teams favor

zeratul 9 deaths
tracer 7

on 15th minute we killed the enemy team, so now i could turn in some gems because previously the turn in points were controlled viciously and nobody came to help me turn in

i ws fucking shocked when 49/50 gems on 15th minute and team decides to go take boss and then fucking die afterwards. that is where i decided that this fucking faggotry has to end, so i just fed the enemy team asap because im not gonna bother playing a 30 minute tomb game that is clearly a fucking loss.

and these faggots blame me, there i am with 2 deaths and "report valla" WTF??

i honestly, FOR REALS, if i knew these faggots' locations id just enter their house and murder them with a meat hammer, shatter every single fucking bone of theirs for pissing me off in ranked. that is if i had immunity to law ofc

oh and i was the lowest mmr player on our team, rofl and this shit happens a lot. so yeah my mmr is definitely my fault

>>140140161
its not worth buying, i can tell u that as a leoric master. i have all skins on him, master skin too, but i still find myself using his base 90% of the time. he looks like a medieval badass and is a walking master skin himself

>>140141139
Why post it again? We saw your aneurysm earlier. I'm sorry you had a bad game. You shouldn't get so pissy.

>>140141234
becus my post didnt live long enough. i wanna see what other ppl have to say

>>140141352
One quick tip for MMR hell, 5 people doing a bad plan is better than 4 people doing a bad plan and 1 doing a good plan.

>>140139847
>butcher ulti made less IMPACTFUL

>>140138698
Kel'thuzad
Kilrogg Deadeye
Jubei'thos

Andariel
Duriel
an Auradin

Gui Montag
Alan Schezar
Alarak

>>140141139
>>140141352
We saw your post already. Stop having an autistic fit, we don't care.

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Grom
Kel'Thuzad
Vashj

>Diablo
Amazon
Rogue/Blood Raven
Baal

>Starcraft
Edmund Duke
Stukov
Fenix

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>>140141524
Sucks, but this is true.
If you have a shitter being shit, just go shit with him.
If you have someone feeding, stay close and try to clean up after they spaghetti all over the place.

>>140140309
>Butcher has only 1 way of keeping people in range, and its an ult
>explodes when he isnt actively autoattacking a marked target
>no escapes
>cant even manfight melee heroes without mark
>he might even have trouble against AAkael
>LETS REDUCE HIS CHARGE CD FROM FOREVER TO FOREVER-5
>AND GIVE HIM MORE LIFESTEAL that will compete with abattoir so guess when its getting picked
he has problems and none of them are numbers
Kinda like Sonya did, they kept giving her more and more numbers but she was still trash. Then they fixed slam resetting autos and suddenly she was Death, destroyer of melees.

>>140139847
>people crying about getting the afk message at the start of the game with abathur
Played Abathur a lot and I've only seen it once at the beginning because I was actually afk

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Blademaster
Valeera
Ragnaros

>Starcraft
Overmind
Gantrithor
Dark Archon

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>>140139847
>Nazeebo nerfs

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Garrosh
Grom
Kargath
Kilrogg
Gul'dan
Ner'zhul
Blackhand
Main and Rend
Nazgrim
Malkorok
Zul'jin
Hakkar
Kil'jaeden
Archimonde
Velen
Maraad
Garithos
Arthas paladin
Mannoroth
Rokhan
Mal'Ganis
Thorim
Cenarius
Varian Wrynn
Vincent Godfrey
King Ymiron
Kazzak
Thaurissan
Algalon
Noggenfogger
Kel'Thuzad
Medivh
Edwin VanCleef
Lei Shen
Teron Gorefiend
Rivendare
Magatha

>Diablo
Imperius
Druid
Baal

>Misc.
Spider-Man
Shrek
Spyro the Dragon

>>140142258
Did they change something about that? Is the message new? I've never seen that message.

Do people really just hat up in spawn? You can't even plant mines if you do that.

>Warcraft
Kel'Thuzad
GARITHOS aka build a wall on lordaeron
Any dread Lord

>Diablo
???
???
???

>StarCraft
Fenix
Stukov
Duran (Duran)

>>140143116
what kind of abilities do u imagine garithos would have? would he be permanently mounted? warrior / bruiser/ assassin?

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

Tracer when

why does kharazim's nigger tint on master skin have BLONDE HAIR? WHAT THE FUCK?

>>140143352
Want to be completely honest? I just want to hear his interactions

>>140143116
>what kind of abilities do u imagine garithos would have?

Q - send your troops on a suicide mission
W - imprison them for surviving
E - get mind controlled by a demon
R1 - lose Lordaeron and Quel'thalas to the Horde
R2 - get eaten by ghouls
D - Garithos' team must defend his actions at all times because fantasy racism is so epic xDD

>>140143748
its not about fantasy racism. (btw racism is epic) its justt that garithos, much like the scarlet crusade, much like arthas r true to the human ways

>>140143748
Kt plz I know its you

>>140143480

Tracer for gold when

>>140143748
> antasy racism
Garithos was 110% right about Kael

>send your troops on a suicide mission
It wasn't a suicide mission Kael had archers, footmen, dragonhawk riders, priests, sorcerers, and spellbreakers at his disposal

>get mind controlled by a demon
>lose Lordaeron and Quel'thalas to the Horde
>get eaten by ghouls
Sylvanas proving that elves can't be trusted

>>140144286
>It wasn't a suicide mission Kael had archers, footmen, dragonhawk riders, priests, sorcerers, and spellbreakers at his disposal
it was a suicide mission in lore, you can only cheese it because Blizzard is shit at making last stand missions

>Detheroc mind controlling him has anything to do with Sylvanas

>>140143748
>doritos

>>140143748
>fantasy racism is so epic
if they weren't going to put racist characters in the game, they wouldn't have put kael in

>>140139645
>Imperius
Excellent taste

>>140145023

>He doesn't know that racism is prejudice + power

Garithos was a fucking white male

BLIZZARD YOU SAID 26TH
WHERE IS MY TRACER

>>140136086
This did nothing sadly. Still feels like i'm playing in freeze frame with that stupid "your computer is experiencing high latency" icon/message in the corner.

>>140143748
I thought Garithos was entirely a comedic character. You aren't supposed to take him seriously, he is a buffoon who is punted around by the actual characters.

I think he's be a funny character to add.

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>>140143623
can't a nigger have blonde hair?

>>140143623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJKdxPwZdk

Why does kaels bomb spread?
It's annoying as fuck with randoms in QM

>>140147196
>Bronze league problems

trancer out

>>140147196
>>140147658
I agree with both a little.
>forever bronzie
>Play support
>Against KT
>Cursed hollow
>Fighting for tribute
>Get low on health and mana.
>Go to a bush to heart back
>teammate about to die runs to me so I heal him
>he has the bomb
>we both die

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>>140147196
is this you by chance?

>>140148650
Oh god my sides

>>140148650
lmao

>>140148650
eggs dee
Did they do that on purpose?

>>140148885
Don't think so.
As the bronze ambassador, I can confirm that a lot of people here don't know how living bomb works, let alone the lvl 20 talent

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I just can't play Jaina for shite

>>140149450
She is one of the weakest assassins right now.

you fags still play this garbage?

Is Rexxar free this week? Already seen 3 in 2 games

>>140149943
no, I'm just here to talk about WoW and /wowg/ is cancerous as fuck

>>140149943
League of Legends is too hard, I need a casual moba to feel good about myself

>>140149943
Nah, I'm here to tell people that other games are superior, while also not playing those game because I'm busy posting on 4chan

>>140150038
>playing on retail
wot

>>140138698
probe master race

>>140149450
>>140149808
she got a lot worse of a pick with the introduction of tracer, she can't do anything against her

>>140138698
kt, footman, import your own wow character
novasorc, blizzsorc, enchantsorc
carrier, arbiter, hydralisk
high noon, diediedie, gurlgamer xD
prism tank, dolphin, tanya

>Playing Diablo
>Enemy has a Master Skin Tracer
>Holy shit do you have a life
>They try to harass me since Diablo vs Tracer is almost always a losing game
>I somehow kill her every time

I'm going to miss when Tracers are easy kills. Her mechanics seem too easy to be bad at.

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>that feel when you win with 1%

>Have 5 stack Sniper Master
>Lots of minions at a base
>Snipe one
>All stacks lost

I can understand losing stacks when I completely miss anything but really? If I take sniper master I can't do any wave clear or siege at all

Tracer is pretty cool. Still have to finish off paying my order at gamespoot though so I don't own her yet :(

>>140151791
so much faggotry in chat

>>140151943
we came back from a game where we were getting absolutely steamrolled, can't blame them really

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>>140151791
>tfw you win without a single team kill

>>140151907
But if Nova could do 1.8K to an Immortal on BoE then it'd be OP.

Why is abathur allowed to exist?

>>140152335
How?
Just capping temples and dying?

>>140151521
It doesn't take that long with a stimpack and friend to queue with

Why would anyone play Murky in a post Li Ming/Tracer world?

>>140152957
People like to live dangerously.

Or just for the memes, who knows

>>140139847
Why nerf nazeebo? he is a complete joke already

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Can I just stop playing at this point?

>>140152583
yeah, that and nydus actually being great for split pushing

>>140152957
bet you think vikings are bad against li ming too.

>>140153107
the meme is that killing murky actually accomplishes something

So i watched that overwatch video and tracer gets completely raped by widowmaker (who is nova in hots the best hero anyway)
So why would anyone puchase this worn out tracer whore when nova is superior in every way?

>>140153416
Have you seriously not seen his winrate?

>>140153731
lazytown nostalgia

>>140153805
I don't read such obnoxious spreadsheeds, all i know is every time i see him in game he gets exploded instantly and causes no trouble

>>140153861
>tfw the qt pirate song

>>140153416
>>140153998
maybe because that fucking gargantuan can solo substitute a proper tank player making the game 6v5

>>140153731
>Tracer gets raped by widowmaker

I'm pretty sure that what you saw was SFM porn.
it's the good thing out of overwatch

Do we have the update yet?

>tfw i could buy tracer now and enjoy the OP or wait to buy her for 10k but with it they will nerf her and she will be garbage
fug

>literally every game tracer w/ spectre skin

wew lad

what do I play to have some semblance of fun over the next week?

>>140155123
I main lili, i play onli lili, even before tracer came out, and it turns out lili is tracers natural enemy.. pop blind on her and enjoy the sea of MISS when she unloads her mag into you and then water dragon her ass and explode her with your basic and serpent

I hate tracers master skin. I hate when master skin look very similar to the base skin, like the lili master is just an umbrella. If you buy it, people can't even tell you have it. Fucking lame. Nova master for example is awesome because she looks completely different.

Should I buy Tracer with real money?

>>140138698

Mal ganis
Manoroth
Grom

Mephisto
Baal
Council member

Alarak
Fenix
Stukov

>>140155637
Only if your breath smells like cum.
Because you like sucking blizz cock

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>mfw i saved 19k to buy tracer before she gets the nerf stick
>bought kael by accident yesterday

at least hes a good hero but again

>>140156181
tracer wont get any hard nerfs until she hits 10k gold price

>>140156414
exactly, which makes buying her at 10k pointless, and i wont be able to get 15k before that without a stimpack, which i wont be getting

>>140156096
It's not like I paid £15 extra on a special edition Overwatch pre-order to get her a week early.

>>140153583
tell artanis to stop feeding

>>140153583

>play a non-healer
>bitch

>win 9 games in standard
>win with face hunter minus scientist & secrets
>9-0
>every game was concede by turn 5
kek'd

gotta love the classics

>>140156661
Buying spec overwatch would only be pathethic if you don't plan on playing it and only got it to get some cavalry chrono pussy

>>140157116
>still playing the rng fest of heart-p2w-stone

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Kel'Thuzad, the one true KT in my heart
Lady Vashj
Varimathras, or any other dreadlord but Mal'Ganis

>Diablo
Andariel
Belial
Duriel

>Starcraft
Stukov
Act 2 Cerebrate
Alarak

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>Blink Heal to an Illidan behind enemy lines
>He destroys the core and survives thanks to my heals and shields

BRIGHTWING BEST HEALER

>>140140853
Horde/10, would buy.

>>140138698
>WC
Gorefiend
Grom Hellscream
Peon*

>Diablo
Baal
Mephisto
Cow King

>SC
Gui Montag (Firebat)
Stukov
SCV*

*Same hero, different skins.

>>140138698
Maiev, no one else matters

I'm going to go jump in blind to my first Tracer qm

Estimate how many deaths I'll have

>>140158215
>Blink Heal to an Illidan behind enemy lines
>he uses Q to jump back over the wall
>you get raped by towers

>>140138698

>WarCraft
Zul'Jin
Kel'Thuzad
Hogger

>Diablo
Mephisto
Bhaal
Tal'Rasha

>StarCraft
Who cares.

>>140158215
>>140156985
I'm getting mixed signals here about buying BW or not

>>140159061
>Blink Heal to an Illidan behind enemy lines
>he uses Q to jump back over the wall
>Blink Heal back to him to follow

Fixed that for you.

>lunara cries about me taking dragon instead of jug on lili
>check her stats
>i have almost twice the damage she has and more kills too
>my dragon secured us countless kills as well
Why the ones why try to give advice are always the worst players?

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>>140141139
>lost vs kerrigan
>had tracer on our team
?

>>140159112
Brightwing is easy to play, slightly hard to master. She's simple;

>Stay near allies, they passively get healed
>Q does damage, but use it to check bushes for hidden fags
>W polymorphs, like the Garden Terror but for a shorter duration
>E Is a targeted heal. Obviously use it to heal.
>Level 10, the only correct choice is Blink Heal; a targeted heal with two charges and a long range. Use it for big heals in team fights and to escape.
>You don't mount. Press Z to teleport to a friend to heal them and shield them (if you took the right talents)

Your only disadvantage is your lack of mobility. Z teleport and Blink Heal's 2 charges SHOULD be enough to escape almost anything, but otherwise you're as mobile as Azmodan. Of course, you should always be behind your allies, never in front. Your mobility will only ever be an issue if your team dies in a fight where they got outmatched, but you should always focus on running when that happens. Always use Polymorph on their healer or assassin when applicable, especially if you take Critterize at 16.

Play safe, but play smart.

>>140159326
>Muh stats
Post the replay or fuck off

>>140159793
don't forget to drip fairy cum all over the battlefield from your girly double dragon cock

>>140159793
You forgot to point out all the heals are shit

Why do i always spawn in the hl matches with default skin and mount?

>>140159031

3 death

we got humped

but it's fun. FUN!

>>140159949
why would you need a replay when a ranged assassin cries over jugs?

>>140161323
as they should be with pixie and poly. you shitters should learn about eHP

>>140138698

>Warcraft
Medivh
Grom
Tirion

>Starcraft
Mengsk
Tosh
Stukov

>Diablo
I don't care about it's universe, never really played any of the games for more than 1 act, but from what I've seen/heard

Aidan
Itherael
Malthael

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Is Valla obsolete?

>>140162916
Yes. Valla is now only good as a worn out slut who services heroes between matches.

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Kel'thuzad
Saurfang
Milhaus Manastorm

>Diablo
Paladin
Mephisto
Baal

>Starcraft
Dragoon
Firebat
Defiler

>>140163203
she can't even do that because blowing everyone is falstad's role.

How does even tracer shower when she can't remove that shit? her tits must smell so bad

>>140165709

a sponge

why can't she remove it?

>>140165709
She just recall herself to a point where she was clean, and then uses that as the next clean restore point

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>>140165206

>>140166305
read the ore fag, she was in an accident and is pahsed out of our timespace, the device keeps her anchored and allows her to control the phasing hence her teleporting

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>>140166452

>lore
>of a first person shooter character

>>140166320
>ride STD riddled nigger cock without a rubber
>get aids
>recall and be bug free again
so unfair

>>140165709
She lives in that room winston made for her where she doesn't need the time thing. The thing she wears is just the mobile version.

>>140166654
>tfw the room is probably winstons bdsm dungeon and tracer has to do "things" for winston so he lends her the device

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>>140166619

>impregnate her
>she gives birth
>recalls to before pregnancy ravaged her
>keeps her cute figure
>my face when

wish there was a warhammer fantasy + wh40k moba would be better than hots and dustin browder useless bald faggot

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>>140168321
>playing shitty Starcraft ripoffs

how do i into rexxar

is he good? I never see him but he seemed fun from the practice mode shit

>>140168674
i knew warcraft way b4 warhammer, in fact i never played anythig warhammer related, but its clear that blizz just stole EVERYTHING from wh

>>140168674
here's one of your guaranteed replies

>>140168718
he is one of the shittiest and least impactful heroes in the game right now, waste of gold if ur looking into adding only serious heroes into ur pool, but he is going to get some buffs soon, but nothing big so he will probably remain useless

if ur new and just wanna have some fun in qm u can play him, he deals pathetic low dmg, but since noobs will most likely focus only misha, which u can outheal in most cases, u will probably be alive more than usual. rexxar without misha is even more useless. on level 4 he can solo boss if he takes the pve talent

>>140168787
>but its clear that blizz just stole EVERYTHING from wh
except most of it is mutually stolen from Alien and Starship Troopers, and GW stole the zerg's design for the tyranids

>>140169163
who cares lol warhammer is way cooler than warcraft anyway and thats what matters

>>140166926
>gives birth
>recalls to 5 minutes ago
>gives birth again
>recalls
>...
>100 cure loli tracer kids

>>140140853
sohuld just summon demons and shit

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>>140166926
>>140169394
>implying the fetus is also affected by recall

>>140169317
maybe if you're an autistic 16 year old
oh wait, we're on 4chan

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if this guy was added into hots what kind of abilities would he have?

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>trying to learn tracer
>every qm I get is 4 assassin 1 spec
>every qm is a steamroll win or loss

great game

>>140140406
When people memepost like this do they actually mean it or are they that stupid?

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Cenarius
A Windwalker(dps) Panda monk
Varian

>Diablo
Baal
Mephisto
Sorc

>Starcraft
Fenix
Tosh
Archon and give Tass a new ult.

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>>140148650
At first I was all
>Kael why
but now I have no sides and praise him

How are you guys enjoying Tracer day?

>>140168321
a moba of 40k exist. And it pure dogshit, its literally unplayable unless you like sticking glass dildos into your anus and break them.

>>140173024
It got cancelled.

>>140138698
Diablo :
Cain (Specialist) : Kinda like Abathur, focused on finding weak points, map visibility, summoning heroes to help him
Mephistos
Cow King

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>>140149146

>>140173092
ppff, i played it a couple of times during the beta and then refused to even look at it again. Im glad they trashed it, it was awuful.

>>140173146
After watching that video with that faggot carbot about having Cain on hots, I want him even less

Is the patch out yet?

>>140174719
Jesus Christ I hate Carbot so much

>It's a team flames you for body-soaking as abathur episode

>>140169520
>get pregnant
>a few months in
>use recall
>fetus is left behind where tracer used recall

>>140177108
So now we know what service is she bringing to the Nexus
>Tracer's STD prevention and abortion clinic

>>140138698
>Warcraft
Kel'thuzad
Zul'jin
Danath

>Diablo
I'm a heathen that never played Diablo.
Azmodan's titty-spider wife, I guess?
Yeah, that sounds good.

>Starcraft
Firebat
Viking
Reaper

Zerg can die in a fire and Protoss are fags. Needs more Terrans.

>>140176203
Thursday.

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>>140177804
>titty-spider wife
Good taste

hi dudes, long time i didnt play this game at a competitive lvl, who are the fotm heroes ?

>>140178372
>hi dudes
um, i'm a girl anon

>>140178372
I'm a murloc
ajsdhajsdjkdfsjershwejk

>>140178440
why are you posting on threds instead of supporting some alpha male like kael

>>140178694
>kael
>alpha male
lmao

>>140178516
KING OF THE SEA

>>140178694
Kale is more girly than Medic

>>140178372
Tank:
Mura, ETC, Jojo(to a lesser extent)

Healer:
Reghod, Uther, Khara, BW

Spec:
Xul, Sylv

>>140178913
NOT A QUEEN LIKE AQUAMAN

>tfw learning tracer

is she high skill cap?

>>140179440
>check if recall is out of cd
high skill cap indeed

>>140179434
DEATH WILL RISE
FROM THE TIDES

There's no reason Tracer should be able to get away with the kind of shit that she pulls regularly. Being able to flat erase anything that was done to you without the help of a healer is just insane for an assassin that mobile. Even Illidan has to keep fighting to keep himself alive.

>>140180183
shut up and preorder you fag

>>140180183
You shit babbys cry about every new release. Tracer blows. Bitch is only good at chasing your nub ass down when you run away in fear of one of the squishiest heroes to be released.

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>Excited as fuck about the new mount
>Mostly because there's finally a mount that matches one of Master Tychus's color variations
>It's only available if you buy the $50 Specter Bullshit Bukkake Ultimate Pack, featuring three heroes I will never play and three skins I will never use
>mfw

>abathur clone has tracers ulti
Don't think you have enough time to get it charged tho

>>140180183
The health refill bullshit recall should have a -15% health or something on it like glass cannon for li-ming

>playing on a toaster
>already having trouble keeping the fps above 30
>agent.exe starts randomly using 50% of my already fully stressed CPU
>game becomes a slideshow
THANKS BLIZZ

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postan cute~

>>140154214
You cant be fucking serious. The gargantuan is only useful, aka hitting someone if you can autoattack someone for enough time for it to follow your command, but since in most team fights youll be repositioning a lot, garg becomes a complete walking retard.

>>140183271

what is this

>>140177597
>hijack plane
>crash into building
>recall to before
whoo killed towers :^)

>>140184850
>implying there were real planes and not holograms coiniciding with a nuke being set off in the basement
nice try CIA

>>140174719
>>140176860
Why? He's just an animator.

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Daily reminder that Blizzard doesn't care about literal legends and lore figures and that all new characters in the game are dependent on having a unique silhouette.

There will be more and more OCs (and Overwatch characters) as the days go on.

Tracer's team fight is pretty bad and the vast majority of her power in the game comes from catching people who are desperately out of position.

Instead of asking why Tracer is so OP, maybe ask why you were desperately out of position and the series of decisions that led you to being there.

>>140186442
>out of position
>you were not one second away from your gate, you are dead

>>140186880
Tracer is a garbage laner up until 13, lol dude are you kidding me

>>140186442
maybe ask yourself why valla and nova aren't over 60% win rate. then fuck off

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Did they buff Valla's ass when I wasn't looking?

>>140187031
Because nova is literally the second worst hero in the game

>>140183271
Happens to me all the time. Just close the Bnet client after you start your games to prevent it.

>AFK warning while playing Abathur
>Symbiote is on a player's head, firing at minions/players when it popped up
Why does this happen? Symbiote clearly means I'm doing something, but I always get the damn warning.

>>140188256
Your little bugs haven't hit shit for the past minute so stop sitting at the spawn hatting people

When are they removing that two lane piece of shit map from the map pool?

>>140190443
Same day they bring back the GOOD two lane map, Haunted Mines.

As in, never.

>>140190808
they said somewhere i don't remember they want to make an updated version of the map, with maybe more sub levels instead of one.
i liked that map, it sucks they trashed it.

>>140191202
I'd love a map where the entire focus was just going down further and further through increasingly difficult settings.

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post top 5 win rates
sure feels good to be in bronze

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>>140138698
>Warcraft
Kel'thuzad
Dreadlord
Maiev

>Diablo
Don't care

>Starcraft
Stukov
Firebat/Marauder
Tosh

Overwatch
McCree
Rheinhardt


Blizzard classic
Kyle
Superman

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WHY IS REPLAY SO SHIT!?

ALL I WANT TO DO I FOLLOW A HERO AND SHOW HIS STATS

THEY DONT EVEN SHOW YOU ALL THE HOTKEYS AND ITS BUGGY AS FUCK

YES IM MAD

>Target acquired: Shadowpaw lili
>Danger level: Pandamonium
>Age 15

what?

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Where the FUCK is Superman????

>>140192762
Sounds like naruto.

>>140192816
>clark kent
at least get a picture of superman

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>>140191785

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>>140193371
But i want to post cute superman cosplay.

>>140168674
>rips off visual design of alien, predator, doom and countless others
>bitches about others
mkay

Warcraft:
KT
Spell Breaker unit
One of the hottie dragon ladies

some other shit

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>>140191785

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ANGRY MARINES FUCKING WHEN?

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>>140194006
>Spell Breaker unit
I need this.

>>140194204
>tfw you spellsteal Avatar off Muradin

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>>140194204
these guys had their uses

>>140186101
He's like pallytime/ Jesse cox. Some literal bronzie who thinks he's some hots guru because he has a following

>>140194204
>>140195059
>Support anti support.
I like it.

>mfw I remember the WH40K moba

I somehow appreciate hots a bit more now. at least this game is only mostly shit.

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>>140195473
I remembem the DC moba, that was painful.

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Dunno if this was already posted but Li Li is confirmed to be 15.

>>140198297
what is this from? overwatch? why would she appear there?

I just had a falstad trying to out-Illidan our Illidan
>>140200741
From the new welcome screen if you click on that circle, you can click the hologram and switches to shogun artanis

>>140198297
All the furries in this thread confirmed pedos

>>140200840
ah, i see
haven't loaded heroes since tracer became available to the public yet so i didn't know

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>>140201048
>implying I wasn't actually saying you can't lewd the li li
comon now anon watchya doin

>>140138750
>he thinks spamming fully talented moonfire into someone getting healed by morales to inflate his numbers while providing no real support to his team makes him good

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>>140138187

hi tl;dr im a diamond lol babby looking to jump ship off riot's burning dying game and was wondering if either this or dota2 would be better.. is it too late to jump into this game and learn the ropes? i leveled up to ~15 in alpha but haven't touched it since

thank you!

>>140205341
game is still in beta

>>140205341
it's fun IF and only IF you play with 3+ (try asking for party in the /vg/ channel) ppl in yer party, also better play a hero that does targeted attack (like raynor) because of that annoying shit called tracer

>>140205691
i tend to really only play solo, one of the major reasons i don't play league much anymore.. am i really fucked by playing solo? i feel like people in the /vg/ channel will be elitest fucks and not wanna play with a newer player

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>>140206140
I'll play with you and help you learn if you want anon. It's really simple - I came from DotA so there's not too many quirks to work out.
I'm in vg right now on western servers.
Really I just want a big strong individual man to heal.

>>140206140
if you play solo you may end up with a really shit comp - which happens often desu -, also most of /vg/ are pretty casual and indeed a bunch of meme loving fucks, just ask

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do people still think she's broke?

>>140207507
Not right now since Tracer shits all over her

>>140205341
dying or old games usually have much better player bases than hots. you're leaving right when it starts to mellow out some.

you never have to learn anything whatsoever in a game the uses mmr so that's not a problem.

>>140207507
they shouldn't. she's a small nerf away from us having rexxar-like "why isn't she a specialist" conversations.

>>140208138
"you're leaving right when it starts to mellow out some"

what do you mean by this?

>>140207507
Li-Ming/Rehgarposting was the pinnacle of /hotsg/, I wish we could go back

>>140209491
you forgot BEEPOSTING

>>140208412
casuals moving on and kids not joining basically. everybody has seen all the dumb moves a hundred times and can just play. less rage, less clueless players.

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>See Tracer in the start screen
>Always notice how flat her crotch is in the leggings she has

God damn it quit triggering my AGP, I don't want to feel the need to be a girl

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>>140213748
I feel yeh

>>140213748
>my AGP
what?

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>shadowpan lili easter egg in the home screen
>also on battle.net
>still not released
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>140138187

Why is Tracer so perfect? I want her to be my gf and marry her. Not a one night like Nova or Jaina; she is actually the one.

Bubbly girls are the best, no contest.

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How to win at Chen:
>Click every talent that is second from the bottom
>Press D
>Win

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>>140217761
Just ignore/stun/silence him.

>>140138187


Wth? I leave for almost half hour and barely 2 new posts? Why is this place so ded? Ded game? So soon? For real? Even Wakfu generals had more posts than that on a similar window. Jesus Christ.

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NEVER

>>140218924
Hearthstone expansion just came out my dude.

>>140218924
>>140219295
I'll be honest, I was in the HS thread all day. Shit goes so fucking fast, you have to stay on top.

Of course, I'll be bored of HS in two days, so.

>>140219295
>Expansion hits
>Can't play it at all all day because of pixies or whatever their dumb error message says
>No fix on the forums that works for the few dozen that have the issue
>Fresh install didn't fix it

I just stayed in practice mode all day, getting the free characters to 5. Fuck Blizzard and their isolated issues.

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>>140217761
>Watch your carries get bodied because you have no hard CC to peel people off, like an actually good tank would
>Hope that teamfights go your way because you have no good initiation, like an actually good tank would
>Just keep drinking, because shields are all you have, and hope that the enemy decides to attack you for whatever reason, instead of forcing them to attack you via disruption and threat, like an actually good tank would
>Watch your whole team die because you have no method of deliberately reducing enemy offensive power, like an actually good tank would

No thank you, friend

>>140219667
>>No fix on the forums that works for the few dozen that have the issue
just close and reopen the battle.net client until it works

>>140219996
That's one of the fixes on the forums, but it didn't work. I've restarted the client about 14~ times by now.

>>140219967
Uhh the build maximizes useability. The post is a joke.

I have 10x the amound of presence with my group shield +Grounding Brew, it's almost hilariously easy to eat fucking ults and take 0 damage at all

Also the slow kick is almost hilariously brokenly good, it adds a root to your kick which can fuck over any hero, especially if you have a stun nearby as well

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>Play Murky vs Tracer & Li Ming
>Die 8 times, thats 32 deaths
>Still win

Feels kind of bad, but still good, bitches aint never ready for the octo-rape.

>>140220331
Does Enugh to Share synergize with Grounding Brew? I assume the way it's worded that's-a-no.

>>140220736
The shield itself is good enough for sharing, especially since it's free, and the other choices in that tier rely on you not playing properly

Did the Rexxar changes not go in today?
He's still pretty fun, either way.

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Why are all my queues so bad?
>TracersButt playing Tracer
Well, mostly bad.

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>all these fresh shitty tracer players to feast upon

YES
FEED ME MORE

>>140222732
wtf is going on with those ranks

>>140222162
balance patch is scheduled for wednesday

>>140225085

quick match improvements :^)))))))))))))))))

>>140224760
source on pic?

>>140139203
>lmao why do you censor names

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>>140225085
That's my question.
100% of my QM queues are way over the estimated time, then I get placed with lowbies, usually against slightly less lowbie lowbies, usually premades. My QM MMR is around 3k according to hotslogs.

It's like this literally every single time I queue and I have no clue why. I'm wondering if it's because I took like 12+ months off and only started playing again in the past few weeks.

"You're rusty, here, rape some newbies." But I'd think if that were the case I'd see a slow increase in my opponents levels.

>>140225675
>>140225675
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1845680#search=Tyrande_Whisperwind

>>140218986

I want him and Genji to make it just for the samurai vs. ninja motif.

>>140218986
>tfw they add Jubei'thos and his ult is to windwalk backstab the entire enemy team

>>140226065
Don't feel too bad, I had a full 5 man team yesterday, each one a good deal into hero league with the exception of my casual ass, and we went against two 2-man premades with all five of them being under level 40 in a quick match. There was a level 1 in there, all by himself. They didn't stand a chance. What's worse is that it was a six minute queue before we got in; those poor saps waited six minutes just to be absolutely dominated, five levels below us. It was grossly unfair for them, but we still got matched up with them. I'm almost certain that level 1 guy didn't want to play the game anymore with how unfair that matchup ended up being.

Blizz fucked up something big. I'm not that amazing, but I'm level 40; I should never be playing anyone under level 40.

>>140229430
To be fair, someone in there could've queued 3 seconds before the queue popped. Not everyone waits the same amount of time. Sometimes you get an instant-queue and another player on your team says they spent 5 minutes queued.

>>140230172
True that. I still like to think it goes reasonably similar in length, even if it isn't always true.

It's still throwing a kitten into an oven though. Short queue or long, that poor level 1 got fucked hard. Blizzard really needs to fix this matchmaking bullshit. It's like the whole ordeal with Noswhogivesashit took ALL of their sensible people for no god damned reason, because it sure feels like the only effort going into the side games is as low as the amount of petition signatures.

I just don't like going against new players. I was in that boat once, and it fucking sucked. Getting thrashed, being blamed because you're not experienced, and all that stupid shit? It can break a guy really fast. A stupid game for casuals should not do that. The lack of any real indication of skill though wouldn't help the situation, but they really need SOMETHNG to solve that shit.

>>140230484
What if they were a smurf and Blizz knew it~? What if you murdered a high-rank player trying to smurf their recruit-a-friend mount?

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>playing chen
>most fun hero on earth
>get retarded teams left and right that even when I lock down two of their team or whatever the situation they always manage to get slaughtered

the fuck can one panda do against this faggotry? Every time its the same I'm bullying someone in my lane throughout the early-mid game or objectives in general but in the team fight it just doesn't seem to matter even if it's 4 v 5
maybe it's because of the 'low hero level' matchmaking shit?

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>>140138698

>Warcraft
Varian Wrynn
Za'muro
Harth Stonebrew to piss off you meme haters.

>Diablo

Sorceress
A real Amazon
Malthael

>Starcraft

Arcturus Mengsk
Firebat
Karax

>Overwatch

Mercy
Reinhardt
Pharah

>Classic

Blackthorne
Snake Sanders
Superman

>>140230696
>smurf
What a fucking stupid term, holy hell.

Level 1 shouldn't fight level 40. The chance that they're new exists. Sure, the chance of a level 1 actually being a faggot with an extra account is likely as well, but Blizzard can't make it work right and know that it's such a guy. Likewise, level 40 players won't know that there's a bad player who got to level 40 by just doing practice mode and VS AI with equally bad friends. It should be similar levels dealing with similar levels, no matter how good or bad they are.

Also, recruit-a-friend mount? I didn't know about that. I may have to get that.

>>140231067
Why is it a stupid term?
what would you call it?
It's just slang anon don't let it hurt your feelings.

>>140227589
Thanks friend.

>>140230867
idk but as a chen player it makes me smile to see so many people who respect the pandamonium

>>140231186
It's an extra account, correct? Then there;
>Extra
>Extra Account
>Another Account
Or god forbid we go back to early internet days and call it a Mule.

What does it even mean, "Smurf"? Are they little blue people with kickass mushroom houses? Because that's a Smurf, and last I checked, Heroes didn't have any kickass blue midgets nor badass mushroom houses.

Papa Smurf for HotS when?

>>140231368
>people are using a word i dont understand and it upsets me
-(you)

>tracer every game

I want this meme to stop

>>140232043
Who shits on her hardest? I did well with stunning tanks but it can be hard to land them on her if she's not braindead. She can blink from Misha, Muradin's hammer, Uther's stun, Diablo, etc.

>>140232749
A good Diablo can really fuck Tracer up.
The thing about Tracer is, you need to wait until she wastes her recall before you completely open up on her, unless you can co-ordinate stuns on her.

A good Tracer player will rarely present herself to you, but 90% of Tracer players are trash and waste their recall a lot.

>new hearthstone expansion
>go try it out
>haven't played for 6 months
>quests to win games in standard to get card packs
>win 10 out of 13 games
Hearthstone must be full of the same idiots who play HotS

ded general
ded game

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how was this team comp balanced? why is this allowed?

>>140236057
Matchmaking couldn't find a Tracer so it threw in a Nova

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>>140198297

Almost there.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wjy-OMIyXbg

Can I play HL playing only specialists? I only enjoy a few heroes and theyre all specialists (murky, abathur, tlv, azmodan,)

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What did I do to deserve this? How hard is it to not overextend while Kerrigan is missing? Why do people feel the need to try 1v3ing against assassins?

>>140238472
>so salty about your loss you rate your connection quality "poor"

What's happening, I can't update HotS.
It keeps crashing on the update initialisation, I get a "BLZBNTAGT00000BB8" error.

>>140238598
>>140238598
log out of bnet and restart

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Enjoy exploiting

Should I buy Tracer's master skin?
I don't know if I like it or not; It feels like it's too big and bulky to fit right

>>140240567
It replaces her harness with a plane costume. It's pretty fucking ugly.

They could've just pulled the slipstream skin from Overwatch, but they came up with... that.

>>140240772
yeah it looks like shes trapped inside a washing machine or something

i guess ill skip it for now

>>140141139
hi lightknight69

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So i noticed this. What was there before these two?

>>140242282
I think just a generic pinup, if they were faithful to his SC2 design anyway.

>>140230867
>playing Chen on tomb of spider queen
>both teams are on verge of summoning the spiders
>literally keep 3 enemies from paying by constantly kicking, kegging and fire breathing their
>ping 1 gorillion times for my team to pay up on the other egg
>nobody does anything
>the other 2 enemies pay on the other side

Literally closed the game after this, cant deal with so much faggotry.

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>>140242282
Tracer is the most accurate but a parody of the original