/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb general

this general is a bit bipolar huh

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>quick open normal case
why why why

>>140109554
why not

>>140109661
Thunder

>>140110032
>>140109263
>>140109123
blacked when?

>>140109886
trade in

>>140110116
>blacked
Sparks is the coal burner not Proxy

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>>140110116

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>>140109076
>Is it p2w?
>No

How's the game since the last few patches? Haven't seen Aimee in action yet. Also, the player numbers seem to have gone up slightly, which is always a good thing.

NEW MISSIONS IN 30 SECONDS LADS
Post what you get

>>140114407
execution as always

>>140113838
git gud

Daily reminder that Substancez is CONFIRMED to toggle a triggerbot, and most likely ESP's as well

>>140115964
Show the proof

>>140115964

Nah, he's not even that good.

Does shitterbee still plague this game?

>>140116163
>>140116163
He quit to play Tree of Saviour

Enter the game for first time in this rotation.
>Vasilio is winning
WTF sniper faggotry.

>>140116191
How about shittermixer

>>140113838
Played the game on and off since last autumn and yesterday was the first time I spent IN GAME money on Phoenix. Sell your steam cards or something if you really want to spend money on this.

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>login just to do my missions
>random teammates want to kick me for ???reasons???
>ask them why
>they can't even explain it
>it's like feminism, you are raping me, even though you aren't by the simple virtue of existing
:^)
This new wave of shitters I swear...

>>140117072
They'll learn.

>>140117072
Yeah people try to kick you randomly, sure.
Maybe you are the shitter.

>>140117072
Happened to me yesterday. Probably some pubs angry that you had to dodge the enemies he got curbstomped by instead of reviving him and get shot in the face like he was.

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>try to finish missions after being awake all night
>playing like worse shit than usual
>every lobby is either level 50+ autists or level 5 hackers

>>140117612
US east?

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>>140117276
>thinks a random sub level 10 shitter is in the right
How new are you?

>>140117329
No idea, since he didn't actually explain anything other than "I am right, you are an ass, KICK HIM"

>>140117612
Yeah somewhat of a similar experience here.

post webms from 3 months ago, wpsg.

>>140117820
I mean dbg. Totally not a hint though ;)

Why do I have the feeling that when this game will eventually bite the bullet there will be no similar games around?
I mean sure, overwatch will be there, but I like dirty bomb's approach on characters and design more. Less bling and over the top character abilities that encourages individual game play and more streamlinedness and focus on group tactics.

>>140117926

There's always ET which is superior to DB anyway. And RtCW, which is superior to ET anyway.

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>>140119000
i'll take games more dead than dirty bomb for $500 alex

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Why is Proxy so perfect?

>>140119284
This model not longer shows in game, they changed all facial female models by a one template little moddified for each character, so she isn´t perfect anymore.

What are some competitive/gud players that stream? I wanna check out VODs to learn a bit. So far only stream I've watched and learned something from was Pansy's, but I'm sure there must be more.

I don't care about commentary too much, I just wanna see the game being played at a good level.

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>>140119617
In game model is meh but her real looks are perfect

>>140117813
>random sub level 10 shitter
Like you?

>>140120279
This was what I thought too.

>>140119000
>ET which is superior to DB
Nice meme.

>>140119879
Pretty much all the good players who streamed quit the game a while ago

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>>140117813
>EU server

>>140120279
>>140120298
Big talk for literal nobodies.

>>140120770
The only literal nobody is the coward who blocks out his name and level in his screen shots :^)

>>140121008
My name has nothing to do with the discussion.
Oh right, I forgot we got facebook shitters here who get triggered by private profiles. Carry on.

>>140120391
hey many twitchypixie is pretty good q:^)

>>140121297
It does actually. We're calling you a sub lvl 10 shitter. Your level has everything to do with the discussion.

>>140121505
It's heavily implied that I am not.

Why are europeans such autistic retards who unironically love using xD

>>140121761
Statements beat implications.

>>140121761
>calls people literal nobodies
>is a literal nobody

>>140121868

Its always Germans, Germans fucking love XD for some reason.

>>140121868
>>140121967
"look mom, I'm so adult. I don't use emoticons
Who cares?

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bought a logitech limited edition key for 1 buck
i got this
did i do good?

>>140121868
yes, such retards)))))

>>140121896
i'm a big deal in the pug scene, always 1st or 2nd picked you noname faggot

>>140121868
LMAO u mad or something xDDD

>>140122023

Where from m8?

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>>140122045

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and then this for the nigger bitch
i think i got out pretty alright considering how shit were the alienware cards i got

>>140122023
Best BR card

>>140122289
Trash

what will shitters complain about once fletcher gets gutted like phantom?

>>140122486
proxy/fragger

>>140122486
The thing you are using and they aren't using.

>>140122486
I just wish it happened already

>>140122486

Fragger and they will still continue to moan about Sparks.

Really though fuck Fletcher and fuck anyone that uses him and jumps about like a spastic cunt.

Sparks needs a SLIGHT buff imo. She was overnerfed

>>140122686
>Sparks needs a SLIGHT buff imo. She was overnerfed
hahahahahahah you can't make this shit up

>>140122686
Her revive gun can oneshot anyone but thunder, fragger and rhino. With infinite range, accuracy and while moving fast

I think she doesnt need any buff

>>140122897
>>140122956
desu you're prob shitters who aren't apart of competitive scene

>>140123139
Really....Really, you are going to bring the competitive scene into this?
And the FIRST thing that needs to be fixed is pooooooooorly little sparks? Above all other mercs and weapons?!
Fuck RIGHT THE FUCK OFF m8 I wreck your cunt your cheeky little queer.

>>140123319
the autism is real. hope you've been diagnosed m8, ignorance is not bliss

>>140122686
>>140123139
No, she's good as she is. She's on par with other medics now. It also gives Phoenix some time to shine in comp too.

People feel that Fragger was nerfed too hard too, but he's still used every comp game. Sparks is almost used as often. Both are good as they are.

>>140122956
>With infinite range
At that range, she can only oneshot headshot an aura, other sparks and herself desu

>>140123470
>only
Play snipers if you want long range shitter

>>140122956
Just fucked a almost full life thunder with a full revivr HS
Felt good m8, fucker got surprised

>>140122956

The thing is if you can hit headshots from range while moving at speed, then good fucking job you deserve to get kills. I feel a hell of alot better about being one shot killed by a good Sparks player than hit from across a map by a stationary Vaseline shitter. Is it because shes a Medic class because remember no giving a shit about being murdered by a medic in any of the Battlefield games, or any other game thats had a medic in it. In addition to that Aura can shotgun one shot loads of mercs as well.

Fucking niggers.

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I JUST WANT THE FUCKING F82
HIIEARHJOGIUWYW0R89HBUSJHUZEJOSHY

>>140125823
You can have it for the small price of 17,5k credits. :^)

>>140125889
>implying I don't have it in bronze already
Only bling matters

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>>140125823
I hear you. I just want a single bling LMG card. I don't even care which one, they are all solid.

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>>140122151
Not that anon but just use kinguin, they have it for like 1.50 right now IIRC

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For that anon who wanted me to redo this

>>140129984
Good job

>>140123416
>but he's still used every comp game. Sparks is almost used as often
It's not an argument.Why would you look at comp. It is broken by itself since the players in it are "overpowered".

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And the quickdraw tap heal one

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>>140128772

Thanks anon I never even knew the key sites like G2A weould be selling promo codes or whatever.

Looks like I'll be Skymeming for awhile.

>>140129984
>>140131212
>visible difference
Nice. Well done.

>>140131208
I was bringing up comp because the other anon saying Sparks was UP was talking about comp.

Also what you're saying is stupid. It's not unbalanced because the players are "overpowered". You balance games around the highest skilled players or the hardest difficulty level if it's PVE. Settings full of the current best players are when you more closely understand if something is too strong or too weak because they all happen to be around a similar skill level. After all, anything is pretty strong against someone who is bad at the game.

>>140131949
It's exactly the other way. If someone good does well with something it can be it's op, but it might just be skill. If someone bad does well with something it's obviously op.

>>140131212
based boy

>>140132353
Not necessarily. Some shitter getting lucky grenade kills from Nader doesn't make her OP. Put her in a game of high level players around the same skill level and suddenly you realize she's not the powerhouse OP merc you think she is in pubs. She's a great merc that's balanced nicely at higher level play. Just because some shitters can get lucky nades once in a while doesn't make it OP.

Shitter friendly =/= Overpowered.

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>>140126187
I give up on Thunder swag for now.

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>>140131241
just got two codes from there as well, the first edition logitech and first edition alienware

complete shit cards though

>>140134024
You got the good Alienware Aura though.

Shame both your Skyhammers are the shit ones.

>>140134193
nah that's the bad blish aura

>>140134247
No, I mean, it's the good Alienware Aura, the other one is a shit Remburg loadout.

And it's not a bad card either compared to others. Get Up and Quick Eye are great.

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>>140134024
There's a second edition alienware with all mercs but Sky and Aura too. Some of them are top tier cards

>>140134373
I was around for that one, got a pineapple juggler BW

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As for someone that hates full-blown sniperfags
Redeye : yay or nay ?

>>140132771
>performance in 10% of matches is relevant
>performance in 90% of them isn't

>i am loosing the match therefore it is not balanced and i must cast a vote every minute
Fuck those guys

>>140135000

Depends on whether or not you enjoy the Dreiss.

I despise snipers, and he's one of my favorite mercs.

>>140131241

Can you trust sites like G2A with your paypal? I've never used these shits before.

I'd normally use a prepaid throwaway card, but I don't feel like running to the cornershop

>>140137213
What about the grandeur ?
I know i can't hit shit with the dreiss, everytime my shots fly all around the target

>>140137587

Grandeur is a lot better than the Dreiss, but it's slower RoF and you have to use ADS frequently.

I.e. it's closer to a sniper.

I personally love the Dreiss so I don't use it much

>>140137485
>trust them with your paypal
paypal is literally designed for shit like this

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Post webums

>>140138310
I'm at work

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still learning how to webm

>>140139587
>590kb
wew lad
make that 2.9mb by increasing the resolution and bitrate
I like 1280x720 and between 1.5 - 3k bitrate

>>140138370
What are you doing here then?

How come when I solo-queue with all maps enabled I only get Chapel?

Is it like the dust2 of Dirty Bomb?

>>140140153
Don't quick join. Ever.

>>140141224
2spooky4me

>>140137742
I see, thank you
So all those people i see in game using it like a before-patch Dreiss are ADS ? or is it more accurate when shooting lots ?

>>140141825

You can shoot from the hip well enough, you just have to be careful with the spread.

Most of the people you see are probably using it as a sniper with ADS though.

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JAVELIN WHEN

>>140143503
>general three
>panzernoob
Eh

>>140143709
What's your point?

>>140140153
Yeap. Comp games in the cups are basically only Chapel and Bridge. They only play another map if each team wins one.

>>140144025
By the point you got that much exp, i think you know How to Panzerfaust

>>140144873
Panzernoob doesn't mean you are bad with panzer, it means you spam panzer for kills.

>>140144996
It's been 10 years i got this wrong then

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>>140145481
>10 years
>you still haven't accomplished anything

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can someone please teach me how to play fragger?
whenever i face one and im playing something with around 100-120 hp i get literally 2 shotted by his fucking hmg.
and i am talking about bodyshots because i fucking saw the death hologram thingie and i got shot straight into the belly yet i get dropped in 2 hits literally half a second.
whever i play him i hit fucking phoenix with 3 second bursts and i am hitting because i hear the goddamn 'BLING' sound yet they dont die and they kill me with their bullshit smgs.
also my fucking hitbox is ridiculously huge.
i just dont know what to do anymore.
i keep spamming him each game since i got him and i do worse and worse everytime.
please someone help me.
should i just give up with the hmg and buy this card instead?

>>140146031

Get the BR card, learn how to aim at heads, throw nades into choke points.

>There are people in this thread who haven't won a cup and think they are good.

>>140146031
LMG has a rough spread so you either need to ADS or burst fire after first shots. Also his best M4 card is the one with unshakable.

>>140146419
>There are people in this thread that still think they are good
There, fixed

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>>140146206
i just dont know anymore.
im frustrated and depressed like fuck.
should have bought nader instead.

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>>140146484
so if i wanna insist with the hmg i should buy this card instead?
what weapon do you recommend?
i have experience with assault rifles played them since i started with the game but i cant get used to this goddamn hmg.
should i just insist with it until i get good?
is it really better than assault rifles?

>>140146549

I was in the same position, its amazing the difference playing another merc can make. You could switch over to something like Sawbonez and practice positioning and tracking. Those things transfer to every other merc. Its not going to come quickly, I am still shit and get caught out all the time, this thread is not going to make you feel better either because its being going for so long its 99% willy waving and baseless bragging now.

The best thing I can actually suggest is to play more Skyhammer and watch other players. Also lower your sensitivity the limit that it feels comfortable.

>>140146928

The HMGs are not going to support you playing as a lone Fragger and expecting to kill entire teams, people will be able to duel you. If you play within a team or friends or something it can work.

>>140146928
The easiest is M4, but BR has more dps if your aim is good. LMG is viable but you need to learn to control the recoil and spread, you can't just hold LMB and spray.
And yea that is his best LMG card because of drilled.
Try M4 out on Skyhammer and if you have BR on Sky try that one out as well. Then choose your preferred gun.

>>140147186
>>140147273
i just really dont see the point in hmg.
it dioesnt really do more dps in the end and the spread and recoil is atrocious.
meh.
i just turned a shitton of bronze cards into some fragger cards..i'll try the hmg some more then eventually drop it.
thanks anyway,

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>>140147273
In addition I like using LMG for the challenge and coz it's fucking manly.

Opinions on hochfir?

>>140148664
Good

>>140148664
lazergun, good if you can aim at heads but seems weak if you go only for body shots, can outsnipe shittier snipers, hochfir proxy best proxy

>>140148664
Its okay

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>>140148664
favourite gun in the game, cuz it shits on shitters

>>140148831
>>140148778
>>140149010
>>140149091
Thanks for the pointers.

Well, I'm thinking of getting the KE73 of KE81 for Phoenix and I never used it.

>>140149254
ke81 is in my opinion the best card when pubbing

get that and get a feel for the gun with ease.

>>140109554
Not entirely useless. Despite the memes Thunder isn't ALL bad. He can shine on Underground and the last phase of Trainyard specifically. Concussion grenades blinding people who are just spawning is actually kinda useful and that loadout is his best Timik loadout. Like yeah he's shit but on those two maps he's a viable pick. Some of the "pros" say he's alright on Dome too but I don't understand why. Perhaps it's because of the lack of cover.

No but don't hate too hard though literally try it.

>>140146031

Are there actually people that exist who can't play fragger

The first match I played with him after the humble bundle I went like 30 and 4 and got 2 aces

Learn to cook your nade properly and you will wipe teams by accident

>>140149731
I see. Sucks that they had to put the Cool thingamajig in it, but I guess it could help.

>>140150265
>attacker on chapel

>>140120391
where did they go?

>>140150539
Overwatch

>>140150426
Yeah, but I usually play as a more aggressive Phoenix running and orbiting around.

Plus the MG nests always seem like a gloryhole for benchwarmer Vasillis.

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>>140149254
KE73 is great
Get up allow to not loose time to heal people you revive
Drilled is drilled, allowing to reload a already fast gun
fast switch to pistol a bitch and heal faster

>>140151296
Well, I looked at this one. Pretty torn between them, really.

>>140152360
its the reason why i want to be able to have 2 phoenix loadouts in the same squad.

>>140153153
Would be nice, I'd just put all 3 katana phantoms in and go join 20+ servers.

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>was talking about getting redeye
>get a sliver redeye
>good
>carbon
>aw yiss
>but it's a shit card

>>140154287
>best secondary
>best melee with chopper
Time to go commando.

>>140154523
i know there's people going melee redeye
Honestly can be good, but i'll trade it up when i can for whoever needs a gold card
On the bright side, i have to make one less silver to trade up

>>140146516
yeah and you're one of them, gitgud shitter faggot

>>140160807
that's what I named my testicles

t$t aka the never touched a girl squad

>>140161641
Kingsley is married.

>>140161845
To his waifu?

>>140161845
With what?

>>140161845
good joke, kid sounds like a 14 year old autist nerd

>>140162369
>>140162425
>>140162450

You can hear her sometimes on his stream in the background.

>>140162489
That's his mom

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Friendly reminder that Proxy is best waifu

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Post proxys

>>140139587
http://pastebin.com/4ipnGRND
I recommend using the third method.

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>>140163021
Greetings fellow Proxy mate

>>140163338
oh god no, i only play proxy because it was given to me for free w/ HB pack, engineer mule.

>>140163338
I used to main proxy but I haven't found much fun in her recently, I migrated to snipers as my aim improved

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>play thunder because of mission
>default card
>have fun blinding people
>have fun getting triple kills before reloading
>have fun leading my team to victory because they always seem to follow me
>HAVE FUN
God this merc is fun to play
And his LMG is good, i managed to coutersnipe redeye and vassili on chapel with this
Why is he underrated already ?

>>140162489
that's his mom, quit trying to defend a shitter lol kid isn't even out of high school yet

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>>140164074
>I used to main proxy but I haven't found much fun in her recently, I migrated to snipers
same

>as my aim improved
not same

>>140164108
Because you are playing VS SHITTERS!
This shit happens every time
>hey guys how come this merc/gun is fun against complete retards

>>140164370
>74 hours on vass
show rifles pls

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>>140164447
>Because you are playing VS SHITTERS!
>This shit happens every time

amazing irony ahead

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>>140164601
No hate pls

>play 5 minutes
>security violation BS
Ass damage, fix please

>>140164845
FUCK off with your fucking WEAK ass memes.

Dreiss is shit, Thunder is shit. End of story, just because you find level 2 shitters that the game is full of right now, doesn't mean the merc or gun is suddenly good.

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>>140164601
>>140164929
Also my secondary coz I probably kill more with it than the rifle

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>>140164929
>1.8 kpm on Felix
>1.3 kpm on MOA
jesus christ I thought I was bad

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>>140164929

>>140164108
The biggest reason people don't like him is that he's like Fragger, but worse, so there's no real reason for him to ever be picked over Fragger. His LMG is worse than Fragger's, his assault rifle is worse, his ability is worse, and his htibox is bigger.

Rhino is strong on certain maps on defense and Nader is better at area denial and better at flushing out choke hold points than Fragger. Both have their uses, but Thunder fills a similar role to Fragger, he's just worse at it, so there's never really a reason to pick him. If his concussion grenade had a stronger/more disorientating effect and lasted longer, like it really fucked people over if they see it or get hit by it, then he might actually have some use. And if he didn't get blinded or concussed by his own nade it would significantly boost his effectiveness.

Until then he doesn't really have a place. That said, I love the shit out of Thunder. I love the Timik, I love his LMG, I love his look and voice and he's super fun to play.

>join a game
>lose while still loading
story of my life
>>140166161
Thanks for the heads up
SD give him sunglasses

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>>140166993
FUCK YEAH CASPIAN BORDER

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>>140163021
pls no bully

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>>140166161
Here's a good webm that summarizes your post

>>140170160
But hes good at tactical play :^)

>>140170160
HOLY SHIT, look at the blury screen, you are like.....totally disabled for half a minute!

>>140170160
>playing fragger

????

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>>140170160
Pretty much, the flash doesn't do much either since it doesn't remove your minimap

>250hrs played in game
>470hrs on steam

I definitely need to stop leaving my game open

I'm level 26, I have 28% accuracy, and I get ~3kdr every match.

How do people with high accuracy not automatically win every match?

Me confusè

>>140173661
because who gives a shit about winning when slaying men is more fun?

>>140173971
Because this is a team based objective game and your personal performance may not affect the outcome

hahaha the end is the most garbage player i have ever played against hahaha

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>>140175378
u fokkin wot m8 u wanna say that to me face???

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>>140173971
>28%

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>>140177349

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>>140177629
Thats not me, silly

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>>140178547
>>140177349
delete this

>>140176352
hahaha the end is the most garbage player i have ever played against hahaha what a nigger

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>>140179175
Fuck off ginger

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>>140179175

>>140179175
who is this bitch you people keep posting?

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>>140180929
Miss Murder, the former community manager for Diry Bomb

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how does it feel having lower global kpm than this?

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>>140182208
>40.7%
>sub 3 kpm

>>140183670
>2.0 weapon becomes 3.0 weapon
>3.0 weapon becomes 3.0 merc
>3.0 merc becomes 3.0 global
brief history of memes

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Funny guy, this memesley.

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>>140186667
This was his response to someone posting this picture of a nicely balanced match.

>>140186667
i played with a lot of autists in this game but he is on an autism level of his own

>>140186886
WTF IS BALANCE THOUGH
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with this

>>140186667
>>140186913
>>140186886
I hope his wife is equally as ridiculous. I bet they just sit there shit talking everyone they know.

Also "in an first person" I know he meant in an FPS, but still it makes me giggle.

>>140187249
>I hope his mom is equally as ridiculous
fixed that for you

>>140186667
>stacks
>happy to do stack
>defends stacking on leddit
jesus christ what a teenager

>>140187390
Don't be hating that he got married.

>>140187498
He calls people out a lot to challenge him to 5v5 pugs, but no one takes him up on it. He's ridiculous, but no one seems to step up to shut him down either.

>>140113838
Get good. Stop blaming your poor skill on other people having better looking cards and stop listening to AngryJew

>>140119284
R22 is best Proxy. You can't tell me otherwise.

>>140117926
>I like dirty bomb's approach on characters
It is refreshing to see a game which has slightly cartoonish looking, but realistic characters with actual personality instead of being your typical bland virginbait.

Also Dirty Bomb's design is just about everything I've loved in shooters for the past 10 years, even down to how Health works. There will never be a health system that works better than this. It has regen so you can hunker down, but unlike Battlefield 1943 and most COD, it's slow enough that you can still hunt down enemies with low health/health still matters. Every time I stop playing I forget why I did and come back.

>>140187748
is getting married in high school a thing now? quit trying to defend this shitter lol

>>140188035
It's actually H11 you dang

>>140109123
>>140109263
Would you let her pull you away from the objective for a few minutes?

Kingsley is top 5 DB

>>140188556
I'm not defending him so much as I am pushing back against all the people that dismiss him despite him asking for matches. If people want to prove him wrong, all they need to do is play him. He's ready to accept any challenge. I guess it's easier to laugh at someone than do anything.

Also he said he's late 20's.

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holy shit /dbg/ this card is sooooo fucking good

>>140188820
>top 5 DB shitters
fixed

>>140189028
kid is lying, his voice sounds like he just hit puberty yesterday

fucking aspies man

>>140190272
wrong, you wanted hoch drilled

>>140188693
If I was the objective would Proxy blow me?

Whats the info about case drops?

It clearly isn't linear.

Does not having a booster increases your chances of getting event case or is it the same?

Any response from the devs other than "working as intended"?

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>>140188508
Couldn't have worded it better.

>>140194542
You'd splooge in seconds.
And if you're lucky, you may get some round two..

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>>140195861

>>140195968
lewd

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>>140195968

>>140198235
>>140195968
>>140195861
>>140181194
>>140179175
Remember that lewdposting breeds degeneracy but keeps the general alive!

Do it for her!>>140110032

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god the average playerbase of f2p games is beyond mentally handicapped

>underground
>phase 2
>we cant get down the escalators because we are literally completely out of ammo
>playing medic because of course nobody else is
>press tab see that 2 people have ammo giving mercs
>everyone is screaming for ammo
>i ask politely in team chat one of them to please swap and give us some ammo
>im votekicked
>they finally realize we need ammo
>not one but 2 of them swap
>we got plenty of ammo but we wasted so much time already
>get votekicked again for no reason whatsoever
>one guy screams in all caps to kick me because 'im camping'
>im constantly running everywhere reviving and healing non stop
>im camping apparently

what
the
fuck
is
wrong
with
people

>>140199153
Pubs seem to be 50/50 shit

Also nobody can grasp the basic 2 medics min/max, 1 sniper max rule.

>>140199272
no to my experience its 99.99% autismal inbred retarded mentally hadicapped

>trying to votekick your own medic that without it you would have been reduced to being spawncamped 10 minutes before already

>>140199493
The next time an autistic medic yells at me to switch mercs in a pub I'll be sure to think of you

>getting assblasted that your team is not spic n' span in a pub
>not just carrying the team harder
>not just dealing with the shitters and enjoying yourself in any way you can

you're no better than the shitters, anon

>>140182208
>reviving people
rifk

>>140201052
are you legitimately actually retarded?
do you actually believe the shit you say?

Random Poll

1. Have you spent money on the game?
2. Would you spend money on the game?
(to keep things lewd)3. If you had to, which merc would you bang?
4. Favorite gun?

>>140202183
Maybe if you weren't so assblasted you might be able to carry a little harder

But we'll never know, since you're spending all your time micromanaging a team of people who couldn't care less about what you think.

You're less of a shitter than the rest, but you're still a pretty big shitter. An angry one, at that.

>>140202638
1. Yes ($35 per event thus far, including ReV)
2. n/a
3. Most of the girls are sweaty and gross, but in a perfect world I'd probably hate fuck sparks's butt
4. Thunder's LMG

>>140202638
>1. Have you spent money on the game?
nope
>2. Would you spend money on the game?
nope
>(to keep things lewd)3. If you had to, which merc would you bang?
nader if she brings her gf, otherwise proxy
>4. Favorite gun?
m4

>>140202638
>1
Yes
>2
Yes
>3
Fragger, Nader, Sparks, Thunder, Proxy, Fletcher
>4
Tough call. Really like the M4, but I've also been loving Thunder's and Fragger's LMGs. I think I'll pick M4.

>>140202638
no
no
arty
stark

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Howzit?

>>140202638
Gonna answer for myself.

1. No.
2. Yes. I want to keep this game alive.
3. Proxy, Arty, Kira, Aura (just for the ass)
4. Probably the AK.

>>140204064
Super jealous. I tried so hard to get that loadout in something that looks nice, but I haven't been able to. I got that loadout in Weed today, but bleh.

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>>140204064
>MK46
garbo that will never leave your inventory.
The stark is sadly the only viable primary for thunder.

>>140202638
>Have you spent money on the game?
$12 Humble pack, $3 alienware & logitech codes, $20 Aimee pack + Skull Trinket
>Would you spend money on the game?
probably
>Favorite gun?
Either rifle

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>>140204556
>stark is the only viable Thunder primary
oh you mean that loadout with literally two bullets?

>>140204912
2 bullets that actually have some killing power>170 marshmallow puffs fired out of modified lawn mower.

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>>140205284

>>140150598
What fags. Overwatch looks like a typical Blizzard cartoon.

Manchildren.

>>140172713
Goddamnit lol this is painful. Of course if you wait a week to follow up your flash it's going to wear off.

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>>140203052
>Fletcher

rip

NOT ON MY WATCH

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ded bomb

>>140207998
>follow up
The joke here is that even if the flash had been a direct hit, causing slightly longer effects and giving the distortion, the webm guy could have just kept running away, since thunder is so slow.

Number one problem with thunder is that his grenades can be completely negated by doing a 180 and fucking off to somewhere away from the thunder.

>>140110032
Ugly

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we're either shitposting or dead

2.0 kpm is average

>>140218202
>didn't even get the vass
why post

>>140218202
>switching to knife instead of pistol

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>>140218889
I feel like winning the game for my team made up for it

it looked like a roll, actually, but at the very least that skyhammer and aura were carrying

>>140219246
This is where I fucked up
I think I have a tendency to do it when I feel like I'm going to die soon, especially when using cards that have larger pistols on them. (Revolver on that thunder clip, DE on pic related)

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old webms

>>140219768
Those fuckers had 0 situational awareness.

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>>140220195
we blind enemies now?

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>>140220195
The fletcher is what gets me every time

I figured he was going to get me anyways, so I focused down the retards and he just got caught in the crossfire

Landing 2-3 revolver headshots are what dreams are made of.

>>140221323
>awful spot
>can't recover beep beep sensor
wew

>>140217486
That was fucking awesome.

Alright ded bomb, I have a noob question. You get special cosmetic shit from any case Silver and above, right?

Well why in the fuck can't you see any of these merc or gun skins before you pray to RNGesus?

I don't think I've ever played a F2P game where you couldn't even see what you could potentially score with a random case or crate or whatever. I don't even know what they look like, so why the fuck would I ever want to buy one?

Splash Damage I am confuse

>>140221771
TF2 has "u get a rare prize" as their tagline for unusual hats. Last I checked it's not even explicitly stated that what you're getting is an unusual hat, it just says "rare item maybe." Dirty bomb, at the very least, flashes them in front of new players in random drop cases during the roulette sequences for each case.

Either way, you see the bling in game or from various data collectors, as evident with both games. Also, they do actually show the event skins whenever they roll around to add incentive to buying 1% cases.

>>140199272
>the basic 2 medics min/max, 1 sniper max rule
Didn't see it in tutorial, didn't see it anywhere. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna have some non-elitist fun.

>>140222421
So that's one of the only ways of seeing them? I guess I should stop quick-opening my cases.

>>140224151
>various data collectors

Check >>140109076 , there's a page in there with every loadout card for every merc with every skin so you can see what things look like.

Only thing you'll miss there is what the first person view of the weapon is like (still waiting on that fragment grand clip)

wew lad

>>140199153
I know how you feel, these are the same shitters that are making the average KPM and accuracy a meme. Complete shitters that are assblasted at the fact they are below average and act like tumblerinas with all the buzzwords like elitist.

But here is the problem with being a useful teammate, you are making the game more enjoyable for the shitters.
>>140201052 Look at this guy. He is enjoying himself at your expense.
My general rule is if I am carrying 80-90% of the match and my team refuses to use their basic merc abilities even when asked for minutes and then they try to votekick you cause you are mean or elitist.
The only thing left to do is to leave the enemy team and help the enemy team.

You are the only crutch keeping the team from getting stomped, if they want to have their fun, let them, let them get stomped like retards, watch them vote to shuffle in vain, cause the game is no longer fun when they can't get out of their spawn, watch them leave the game because suddenly it's no longer fun to be a mentaly handicapped person who can't mooch off his teammates.

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My new go to. I do, however, prefer his crotz loadout, but it's still good.

>>140227130
>>140226658
I don't know why people make a big deal about the crotzni and smg9 difference, if you ask me there really isn't that much of a difference.

Why does vengeance count as a melee kill?

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What happened in this time I was on a vee and veegee hiatus?
I mean there are so many anons complaining about enjoying the game as opposed to actually playing it well. Did the casuals hurr meme die or something and replaced with the hurr elitist meme?

>>140231834
You're unintelligible.

>>140232494
Sorry mate, I just woke up and haven't had my coffee yet.

what is more fun/less boring

Reviving dead boys or reparing/doing objectives?

>>140233552
Depends on the map and teams and if you are on attack or defense.

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Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console! :3

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Friendlier reminder to filter "clantag" in these threads.

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>>140236324

ded

Daily reminder that Substancez is CONFIRMED to toggle a triggerbot, and most likely ESP's as well

>>140241276
who?

>>140202638
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Kira
4. Shotguns are fun.

Alright /dbg/, i'm off 10k credits to buy the next merc
Can i make it ?

>>140242946
you should just buy 40 cases instead, better value

>>140242946
Mercs are a scam, buy cycles

>>140242612
The thread clown

>>140242946
No, it's impossible

>>140243090
>>140243148
>>140243263
well, not when the game crashes on my first game that's for sure
What the fuck SD ? it never crashed before ReV, now it's fucking everyday

>>140141224
Nice. Finally a Rhino that knows when to use the shotgun

>>140246470
Pretty hilarious when they go "wtf, rhino not using his minigun"

>>140166161
Thunder is a good counter to Aura nests if the healing station is behind high cover. It is still better to lob a frag grenade there though

>>140246713
>Thunder
>Good at anything

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Lots of natural silvers these days. Still not anything I want to use.

>>140246713
Yeah it's definitely good on Aura nests, but the problem is all you have in there is a bunch of people who can still probably see you to a degree. I've had plenty of times where I messed up a group with his nade only to kill 1-2 before I had to back off from damage. They either hop around like retards or they can still see you somewhat and spray in your general direction. Either way a group of people becomes hard to kill at that point.

Thunder has his moments and I've definitely had my moments where I've killed 3-4 people from a good nade, but my point was not that Thunder is bad, it's that he's a worse Fragger. That said, Thunder is on the weaker side of things.

I think his concussion nade should last longer or automatically blind enemies if it even touches them while they aren't looking. It should also not have any sort of decrease from distance. That shit should blind enemeis from far away. That and make his LMG do 12 or 13 damage instead of 11.

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Sometimes I wish I could appreciate swiss as much as some of you guys here. All this has is a few lame flakes that the gun would look better without.

>>140248032
Try HQ materials on

>>140248032
fuck my ass i want that card

>>140248032
I'll agree that some guns don't look great with Swiss, namely the Stark and Hochfir.

However, guns like the SMG9, BR-16, Crotzni and MK46 look really good with Swiss.