/shmupg/ Shooting Game General

First for RESTART MAIDENS

>>139970972
Nice 10-pack, samurai bro.

3rd for gus

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>>139961879
Tell me more about your score, anon! I'm interested!

You know, there's a fat joke I can make for the transition from Queen Larsa to Spiritual Larsa. But I'm sure the joke writes itself.

>>139971280
It's really bad
I mostly play for survival but working in little bits of scoring is fun and competing against yourself feels good

just credit fed thru futari orig and damn that game is hard

>>139971462
It's a lot harder than mushi original

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Very fun and exciting demo, can't wait for the main game.

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Alright, I'm starting my Deathsmiles stream in a few minutes. Practicing Hades Castle Death Mode, hopefully managing to maybe clear once or twice but probably just a lot of Casper getting beaten around by everything. Come watch if that sounds like fun.

https://www.twitch tv/harrykoakuma

>>139971280
This asshole boss fucks me out of a 1CC quite a few times.

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>there will never be another shmup with as good music and atmosphere as DOJ and Ketsui

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>>139973202

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>>139973202
>there will never be another shmup like Hellsinker again

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>>139976319

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>>139973202
>>139976319
>there will never be another shmup like [you're favorite shmup]

>>139978085
I dunno, Darius seems to still be plugging along.

>>139978085
I literally just got one, senpai.

Not sure if improving or statistics are setting in

>>139979675
What do you mean by "statistics are setting in"?

pyew pyew

>>139981016
I think he means he's getting lucky

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>>139971675
Done streaming for the night. Thanks again to those who came to watch me actually not do half bad after all. Maybe next time will be a scoring run with Death Mode!

(Apologies to any who may have actually wanted to see Casper get beaten to a bloody pulp. You'll have to settle for minor injuries.)

Do the strikers games really have lots of lag in shmupmame? Can't say i've noticed much in strikers 1945 as i close in on a 2-all but some anon claimed it was really bad?

>>139971462
>futanari orgy

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>ikaruga runs better than mushi on linux
>neptunia runs better than mushi on linux

>>139970972
I wanna play that game.

>Open Degica site
>See countdown timer
This must be it!!! Right /shmupg/?

>>139992693
Yes, the countdown to ichimen bancho steam edition

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>>139985438

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Don't miss your chance to sniff the bloomers of the MahouOtome girls at the Cave festival.

>>139996052
FUCK medicine

>>139991140
Mushi (and Deathsmiles) run nicely on Wine for me.

>>139992693
The page is broken for me. How much time is on the timer?

>>139999127
April 29, 2016, 12:00:00 AM
Timezone: Japan

>>139998634
I fucking love that game

it's hard as balls though

>>139998634
It still boggles my mind how famicom even manages to run it more or less properly.

>>139989379
I haven't noticed much but that doesn't mean there's no lag.

>>140007105
It surprises me too. And I think this was before the end of the famicom's lifespan too.

>>139996062
Those aren't even bloomers.

oh man oh man

diagonals are hard on a keyboard

>>140014142
Such a beautiful game.

if rampant input lag is part of the game for the early Touhou games, doesn't that just make them literal kusoge? Who'd want to play that?

>>140018945
It's not a feature, it's a problem of them being old and not coded very well. Grab the vsync patch and stop listening to /jp/.

>>140019352
>vsync patch
lmao have fun not being able to play for score

Retarded question.
I'm learning how to use a PS4 controller, am I suposed to use the stick for directionals or the dpad itself?

>>140019698
That's step one, the next step is to stop listening to /jp/. C'mon, you're halfway there!

>>140019698
a lot of wr holders use vsync patch, it is not really covered by the rule on royalflare (or not enforced)

>>140019352
I've heard people say that the games run smoothly on contemporary hardware, but I haven't actually been able to find any confirmation to that. Regardless since the only Touhous I play have no input lag by default, this shouldn't really concern me.

>>140014142
>yagawa tards will defend this

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>>140019698

>it's a "vsync causes input lag" episode

>>140022591
You're not a YGW-tard if didn't do that at least once.

>>140020062
Which ever feels best, i'd go with dpad personally though.

>>140027186
This one is pretty cute.

>tfw getting to stage 5 and dieing in dfk
I think I might actually be able to 1cc this tho

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Slow day for /shmupg/. I'm probably just going to be practicing scoring routes today, myself.

>>139994123
Oh dear.

Finally made it into stage 6 in Dodonpachi. Died before I could manage to get the second extend though. I think I just need to get a bit more consistent overall.

>>140038834
Still trying to get the hang of the 2nd half of stage 3 fultra. It's pretty brutal, much harder than anything in stage 1

>>140038834
I'm trying to decide what game I'm going to focus on while waiting for the next Cave port. Thinking of Batrider.

>>140039907
I hate how I was able to do a no miss of stages 2,3, and 4 the first time I did God Mode but now I can't get past the first boss without getting purple to the face.

>>140041982
Do you scroll one of his arms offscreen? If you don't do that in Ultra the first attack is a lot harder.

https://youtu.be/kAd_6Mta3mU

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>>139996062
sniffcolle boatcolle shootan game when?

CAVE will never make a new shmup as long as pandering to perverts is more lucrative

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>>140049462
Tell me about the squid.
Why does she turn purple when evolving?

>>140052397
She's a big girl

>>140050491
They kinda did.
And look where that led.

>>140050491
If it were lucrative they wouldn't be in the red.

>>140043163
No it's when he jumps and shoots bullets that I can always dodge but recently I, like an idiot, walk into the bullets.

>>140050491
news flash: literally everything is more lucrative than making a new shmup

>>140053618
Oh yeah, I see some people go over his head and misdirect it in God

>>140053706
n-not everything

>>140053782
you can still go to the side to despawn half of the bullets even on Ultra

>>140054596
Yeah that's what I do. I don't think the misdirect works on Ultra, or at least you don't have enough time to do it

>>140052397
I do not have a squid girl.

I almost wish I did.

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fuck.

>>140057010
Not going to lie, I didn't know you can do that.

>>140057545
my condolences

>>140057545
f

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>>140049871

>>140053706
I dunno, Star Fox Zero seems to be selling a lot.

>>140062540
Nintendo can offer up steaming shit on a plate and people will buy it.
Look at Super Mario Maker, for instance.

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So that's the furthest I've gotten in stage 3 without dying. Still trying to figure out the route for this end section. I let some of the rolly guys get past and then they wrecked me.

>>140064198
Gotta love rolly pollies.

>>140065934
They can be annoying.

>>140062540
but it actually isn't

There's a shmup I'm looking for which I played in the arcades in my childhood and never beat, and which I've forgotten the name of.

All I remember is:
-It's intro cinematic was in 3D
-Actually, from my hazy memory it's pretty much all in 3D and did some crazy perspective shifting in the background
-Either level 2 was a desert level
-Desert level boss was a mechanical dragon
-Actually, I'm pretty sure it was a choice between jungle and desert for level 2
-There was a level up system which would upgrade firepower and at level 3 change the look of the ship
-There was a 'scratch damage' system which rewarded more 'EXP' for high risk play. Best abusable way was wiggling the joystick left and right at the edge of lasers
-Not sure if bullet hell

Fond memories of Metal Slug 2, KoF 98 (which was switched for the Shmup), and Puzzle Bobble, and Elevator Action in that arcade room. HotD3 caused nightmares though.

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>>140068371
They're always annoying

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WHOA, triple deja vu!

>>140069283
Psyvariar?

>>140070498
I just looked up gameplay, and my god there it is! The SE, the BGM, the robotic 'LEVEL UP' etc.

Thank you, good sir.

Psyvariar was a great game. I'd spend whatever coins I had left from playing Metal Slug 2 on that one so I never got far.
Now to find a way to play it again.

>>140071363
Try that mega link in the OP >>139970972
Pretty sure it's in there.

>already sucked at shmups even as a neet with infinite free time
>just started a full time job
>have barely any time to play
I guess I'll never git gud

>>140072663
quit and play 10-16 hours a day, try to get sponsored and make shmups an esport

>>140072663
quality over quantity

>>140072663
Not with that attitude you won't

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Got the 1-ALL for Samurai Aces

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>>140077397
Congrats!

>>140077397
Nice

>>140077528
>>140077536
Thanks anons
Just need to get there with some lives/bombs left so I can practice the second loop now

>>140072663
Practice smarter, not harder.

Funky music

>>140082827
A WIFE IS WHAT WITH A SUFFICIENT MARRON GLACE.

>>140082827
>>140083387
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=670635994

whut

What an awful day. No forward progress at all.

>>140090786
I had a little but I've kind of plateau'd again now

I like how in Espgaluda, when you shoot enemy soldiers, they explode into fountains of blood. I wonder what that feels like.

>>140093069
Like practicing the later sections of Futari Ultra stages

>>140093163
GAH WHAT THE FUCK

>>140094219
I hope I don't become a living meme for the shit I exclaim when I fuck up

>>140094375
Strangely I never rage during actual runs but I'm mad as fuck during practice

>>140094461
I'm pretty angry in general. Too much /v/ in my formative years I guess.

Well I just fucked up absolutely everything except the last part I needed to learn. Go figure.
I guess I can start grinding for consistency now.

>>140096791
Good luck

>>140098149
cheers m8

Good night /shmupg/.

why am I so fucking bad can one of you kill me please?

>>140101246
shikkari shite ne

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>>140101246
Okay.

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Good night /shmupg/. Maybe stream tomorrow.

why are the stage 3 cheese graters the hardest thing about DOJ 1st loop

>>140104957
damn near everything in stage 4 is harder, especially if you're trying to chain it.

>>140105217
i disagree

only the stage 5 boss is harder to nmnbnh than the cheese graters, in my onion

I keep trying to do the impossible and sometimes I have to wonder if I'm not just a madman

>>140108170
absolute madman

>>140108170
Whatever it is that you're trying to do isn't impossible, though.

>>140109604
I call it impossible as a coping strategy

Palm sucks at lanterns, Jesus Christ.

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>>140104957
Whatcha going for? A 1-ALL perhaps?

RIP

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This thread is slow! SLOW!

>>140122508
I rush Options for firepower instead of Speed Up and always end up regretting it.

>>140124723
dummy

>>140112606
palm is good at lanterns, at least his shot is narrow so you don't trigger them on accident like reco does

use shot to trigger them, not laser

at least if you're talking about ultra, god lanterns should be trivial either way

>>140122508
damn she thicc

>Making a game impossible to complete if you don't bomb or die enough
Why

>>140127761
so that the shitters praise you

>>140124723
How can you possibly deal with such slumbering speed? The first few seconds of Gradius are unbearable.

Fantasy Zone is hard holy shit. I can barely get past stage 4

sdoge on steam w h e n

>>140131420
2d 0h 47m

>>140127761
https://youtu.be/J8BM-IL8VGk

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Where is Neptunia-poster?!

I want Neptunia-poster!

>>140135216
dumb anime poster

Never seen the bottom row pictures, nice.

>>140136230
Aren't they the reward for a 1-all?

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how the fuck can anyone ever 1cc crimzon clover with all those fucked up hitboxes and bullets hiding behind bullets fucking your shit up

i mean there is l i t e r a l l y no way to actually do it because i can see the game is desinged in a way that getting trough it is simply impossible without dying less than 5 times

>>140139338
Eh the webm is starting to lose its luster. I dont even want to ask that question anymore.

>>140140176
the game is made by a superplayer for autists who can clear futari ultra

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Goodnight /shmupg/

Use your bumps to decrease rank.

>>140145081
You mean afternoon? Then again, timezones.

>>140145081
I'll do my best.

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I'm practicing my Death Mode routes for stage 5 and 6 today, trying to get more consistent at succeeding rather than ramming into bullets like an idiot. If all goes well I might stream actual Death Mode scoring runs sometime later.

>>140127169
They take longer to die. With Reco all you have to do is tap shot when you want the cancel.

>>140145081
This image seems to be missing someone.

dead thread, dead genre

https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724900907528392704
Never go full tetris, shmup Gs

>>140160857
But you just revived it.

Streaming Dodonpachi.

>>140160910
Why did he smash that?

My first 1CC of Mushihimesama Futari in maniac mode and it's with Palm. Not bad.

>>140162129
Real tetris hours smash that mf pcb if u up senpai

>>140162112
I don't see your stream on STGrillz or the Touhou category on Twich.

>>140140176
Gotta unlock type Z, senpai.

Are there any Shmups that feature a Color Blind mode?

>>140165207
Chess

>>140165207
Jamestown

>>140160910
>tfw went full tetris right now and it's taking over my life ;_;

>Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Seattle TGM/Pinball/Rhythm Game/Shmups/Obsessive 90s/00s Gamer
>Shmups
One of us! One of us!

Well, formerly. Guess he's dropping out now.

>>140168757
I watched him stream Radiant Silvergun the other day.

Nigga can't even get a >7M score in it.

Dragon Blaze seems very fun

>>140160910
what a manchild

>>140168757
he'll play sdoj soon senpai

stick is for the unskilled who couldn't learn keyboard

>>140168757
>Obsessive 90s/00s Gamer
I wonder if he shitposts on /vr/.

>>140174247
stick feels infinitely more fun to fondle than mashing on keys

prove me wrong

>>140174452
Mashing keys is great, but there's nothing like the warm throb of a stick.

>>140174247
who else can play on keyboard, stick AND pad master race here

>>140162281
Congrats man
which version?

>>140162281
Whoa I missed this post
Congrats dude!

>>140174247
>keyboard
>for arcade games
nah you're talking shit senpai

>>140174452
I like playing on MX Blacks, it's basically waggling your fingers against coiled resistance without bottoming the keys out. Feels delicate and floaty.

>>140175769
*tips cabinet*

>>140176086
>i like snake oil

>>140127761
>making a game possible to complete despite dying and bombing constantly
casual

>>140165207
Space Invaders, Spacewar etc

>>140175462
Black label. I don't have my final score with me at the moment since my laptop is off.

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>>140177095
>his shmup has bombs
ayyyy lmao

play better stg's

>>140172126
post your TGM scores

>>140177419
0 smashed pcbs : ^)

>>140177643
Step up, senpai.

>>140177419
>playing puzzle games for score
>not against another person
for what purpose

I dodged the hard attack. Thanks guys!

>>140178889
You can't dodge the hard attack, it's undodgeable!

>>140178889
What hard attack?

>>140179737
The hardest attack of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_e-WoVIqU

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what the fuck

>>140180430
Holy fuck.

Man, superplays like that really stress me out just watching them sometimes. I know I've got to git gud, but still.

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>>140180430
Wow, that's something out of nightmares.

>>140168757
I think KevinDDR was commenting on Softdrink's Ketsui replay on AoD, so yeah he plays definitely shmups.

>Been a few days since my last tweet. That's because I'm ashamed to be a shitplayer who hasn't made it out of stage 2 since then.
Why

>>140188243
It's a hard game

>>140189932
he also tries to pull off absolutely retarded routes that get past stage 1 maybe twice in 1 hour

his chances of actually pulling it all off are maybe 1 in a million of not less

gus would be way better if he spent his time on stuff that isn't completely retarded and near impossible to pull off

>>140190551
Le go all the way phace

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Setting up my stream now, will begin within the next 15 minutes or so. Come watch if you want, I'll be trying some Death Mode scoring runs and hoping they work out.

http://www.twitch tv/harrykoakuma

What will Gus do once he gets the counterstop all clear? God mode? Kill himself?

>>140194598
you can't counterstop 1.01

>>140194598
He did that already. Maybe he wants 5 billion and is waiting for the Steam port to (not) remove the counterstop.

>>140195618
Didn't realize he'd moved on to 1.01. Look like he chose "kill himself." How unfortunate.

DBCS and Gradius V are discounted this week on PSN for those of you interested

Also Yakuza 5 in which your character can go to the arcade and play games with the game and iirc two of the things is some kind of weird short shmup

>>140195814
Dang gradius v is only 2.50
It's a shame that ps2 psn games are still ps3 only

>>140196645
There's a couple PS2 games only ported to PS4

And then Vita's mostly out of the loop aside from some HD versions

It's really bizarre.

>>140199718
Tell me there's one for Darius too

>>140175103
I can play with keyboard and stick. But pad is hard as fug, the fact 2hu superplayers play with it is unbelievable.

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SDOJ confirmed for next Steam port!

>>140203096
>R-type poster
???

>>140203258
R-Type is coming with it

>>140203096
yas

>>140203339
>Irem uses its money from making whatever the fuck they're making now to buy Cave

>>140190551
Well he only just figured out that Abnormal Palm sucks in 1.01

Although it still seems like his laser is still the strongest of the 4, even though it's much weaker than 1.5

>>140203096
what's this from

>>140203096
Don't pull my leg man!

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>>140203096
>DOJ
>three qts
>only used for backstory and aren't seen at all during actual gameplay
>SDOJ
>one qt, a whore, and a slut
>constantly babbling and popping up on the screen while you're trying to dodge bullets
さすがケイブ

>>140206034
you forgot about オペちゃん

>>140206034
Don't forget a motormouth that dialogues longer than most bossfights.

>>140206034
HYPHYPHYPHYPHYPHYPHYPHYPHYPA.

>>140206337
>motormouth that dialogues longer than most bossfights
I want someone to lock Thunderhead and Heavy Cloud in a room together and see who walks out alive.

Fucking Heavy Cloud, honestly. SOLG III and IV would be so much easier if he'd stop describing what we blew up a whole minute ago.

>>140206034
>one qt, a whore, and a slut
Who is who?

Why does Maria sound like she smokes 20 packs a day?

>>140208072
From left to right, slut, whore, qt.

>>140209514
agreed

45 minutes to reach page 10, what a slow day. Finals?

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>>140192636
Stream over. Thanks for watching. Hopefully tomorrow will yield better results, both from my playing and stream quality.

>>140209669
Names?

>>140215991
"yellow slut" "purple whore" "qt with dark hair"

>>140216590
f u pedo

>>140202375
Did you not start gaming with a controller or something?

>>140218949
Making precise shmup movements with them is hard. Also you need an external tool to use the dpad because ZUN is retarded and using the analog stick is even harder.

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What values do you guys use there?

>>140220509
wtf???
how does a stick even have an adjustable deadzone its just a digital on or off signal
i'd probably just keep it on the default settings

>>140219287
speedrunning takes even more precision than shmups and speedrunners are fine with pads

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>>140221041

>>140221041
speedmemeing encompasses a ton of different genres though

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>>140221041
>speedrunning takes even more precision than shmups

>>140221446
He's right on a technicality, since shmups you're not necessarily competing unless you play for score, whereas speedrunning is competition by default.

I won't lie and say it was ever good, but I miss when /srg/ was fun.

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>>140221041
>memerunning takes even more precision than shmups

>>140221751
wtf
this logic is 100% backwards

200 million people played mario, but maybe 0.000000000000001% of them tried to memerun it. that's a player-defined goal that the game never imposes on you.

everyone who plays a shmup gets a score at the end of their run

>>140224065
Not everyone who plays shmups is playing for score, but everyone who decides to speedrun is trying to get the best time they can.

>>140224065
Yer both wrong. Nobody cares about scrubshit scores in shmups, and nobody cares about casual runs in Super Mario. On the other hand, people care about good scores and good times.

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>>140221378
>>140223862
>implying shmups aren't an even bigger meme, especially since it's a genre with no future, while the speedrunning community has been rapidly expanding since 1995

>>140224557
And what a great community it is

>>140224557
Something which is losing popularity is very far from being a meme.

>>140224557
Who is the Naegleria of shmups? MathU?

>>140224698
The meme is taking shmups seriously when they are dead.

>>140224557
The speedrunning community is full of all kinds of autists, but we only have Gus.
Your move, dumb frogposter.

>>140224557
My goldfish died of cancer so I'm donating to kill the animals. LE HOYPE

>>140225093
i hate the speedrun community so much

doubly so for trying to force competition into games made for babies, children, and women

>>140225470
>games made for babies, children, and women
Can't handle people muscling into your territory, eh.

>>140225075
Every remotely decent score player is a super autist, don't kid yourself.

>>140225075
There are way more annoying shmup autists than gus.

So who is the Cosmo of shmups?

>>140227715
DamDam

here we go again

who is your favourite autist?

>>140228608
me

>>140228608
Anonymous from /shmupg/.

desu all the fucking shmup players that can be considered "good" or "decent" are absolutely fucking autistic.

>>140228872
only the western ones

>>140221041
>speedrunning takes even more precision than shmups
Haha oh right is that why countless players get to top level speedrun times in a few weeks/months where as shmups take many many months to years to reach respectable scores. The average difficulty of all shmups is way higher than speed games which lets face it aside from a couple games is really just the shit tier easy hobby for spazzy nerdlings who are bad at everything else.

>>140228872
credit feeders are also considered autistic somehow, so what gives?

>>140228929
Of course, jpn players are former and normal memebers of their society, just look at the fucking guys on matmouse streaming themselves chilling and talking about shit I don't understand, I mean they look cool af.

>>140228978
Creditfeeders are just dumb people, not even players, if you keep creditfeeding w/o learning anything then you must be really fucking retarded but not autistic. Not saying that creditfeeding is bad, it's probably the only way to learn how to clear/score a game if you play on pcb.

>>140228872
>all the fucking shmup players that can be considered "good" or "decent" are absolutely fucking autistic.
On what grounds? is this just th current western trend of calling everyone who bothers to learn something autistic or do you have a little more light to shed said personalities that you scrutinize.

>>140229153
>just look at the fucking guys on matmouse streaming themselves chilling and talking about shit I don't understand, I mean they look cool af.
I pointed this out before and i agree it's the worst thing about the western community is it's a dumping ground for weaboo awkward nerd shits who probably use vidya as a hedonistic escape from the high school bullying and other real life. We need more chill normal having fun and not weird lookers like BOS and less androgynous estrogen drenched fag lords and man babies, saying no names.

>>140228946
>The average difficulty of all shmups is way higher
Shmups in general are quite easy, the exceptions like Cave and Psikyo don't make the rule.

>>140229401
>We need more chill normal having fun and not weird lookers like BOS and less androgynous estrogen drenched fag lords and man babies

Good luck with that, with the quick decline of western society thanks to libcucks and SJW's.

>>140229551
>Shmups in general are quite easy
Sure and that's still way higher than the average for speedgames I mean they'd have to be largely easy or have you not seen the army of genetic mistakes that make up most of the agdq runners?

>>140229401
>On what grounds?
>I pointed this out before and i agree it's the worst thing about the western community is it's a dumping ground for weaboo awkward nerd shits who probably use vidya as a hedonistic escape from the high school bullying and other real life.
You answered yourself senpai. It's good to read it.
Then, yeah as you pointed out we need more normal people having fun instead of weaboo faggots complaining about everything, but in a decadent west I think that will never happen.

>>140229756
It never used to be this bad. A lot of the actual good runners have jumped ship and all GDQ has left is a sea of literal whos running meme games with only a handful of good players thrown in.

>>140229153
those guys are the kings of the autists, they chat about shit that only other autists could understand

the only difference from western autists is that they do it in person

>>140230010
How do you know?

Speedrunning would be better if it weren't dominated by overrated Nintendo shit.

>>140230010
I found their topics much less autistic than what you can usually see on a western shmup stream in chat, especially Touhou.

>>140230864
What else do you expect from touhouers?

>>140231086
That's all we have, man. That and the 3 people who didn't grow up on it, somehow.

>>140230010
Talking about a subject you know of in depth doesn't qualify you as autist you fucking dipshit. This is what im saying with you sheep idiots that now call everything autist for no real reason other than if it's an in depth subject or something that requires learning. HURR DAT GUY LEARNED FINGS WOT N AUTIST LLEL, fuck off.

>>140229931
>It never used to be this bad.
Didn't it? I remember watching the first gdqs from mike uyamas bedroom or whatever, always seemed pretty bad. There are some cool runners though for sure.

>>140229716
>Good luck with that, with the quick decline of western society thanks to libcucks and SJW's.
Indeed you won't see me backing down or conforming to that moronic leftist shit though.

what is a bigger failure, playing shmups and being autistic or playing shmups and being a normie?

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/taito-hey
>tfw never play doj co-op

>>140232437
Being bad.

>>140232061
>Talking about a subject you know of in depth doesn't qualify you as autist
it does when that subject is shmups, actually

>>140232469
This is literally B-S.

>>140232597
What a ridiculous statement, the subject is irrelevant even if it's grannies talking knitting they will go in depth to things every non knitter doesn't understand it's exactly the same with shmups or any other subject of interest.

Doesn't ZUN play shmups/2hu with a Playstation controller?

>>140233258
>Doesn't ZUN play shmups/2hu with a Playstation controller?
No idea but i do. Ps1 pad but i cut the obstructing cross out and shave the shell down so the dpad sticks out more and can now house my thumb properly, it's amazing.

>>140233440
Pics?

>>140232551
>tfw autistic and bad
what a waste

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>>140233506
>Pics?
Looks a bit ghetto but its amazing or at least good enough for me to almost 2 loop ketsui, 37mill clear guwange blue and almost no miss esprade this year with.

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>>139970972
Does my dick feel like there should be some porn art of the muscle man fucking all the young girls until he breeds all five of them?

>>140208294
that's her "I haven't had sex for 2 hours" voice

Maria is cute, fuck off bullies!!

I think the red ship is cuter than the other ships, don't know about the girls.

dead meme genre

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You're not getting away!

who is going to save shmups?

>>140236342
I'll see if there's anything on the panda later because now I'm curious.

>>140248631
gus

>>140251031
*tips counterstop*

>>140246252
Quite a few close saves there.

>>140261032
Source?

do i have to learn chaining routes in dai ou jou to 1-all/2-all?

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>>140263781
You don't have to learn those at all. Though the experience you gain from learning chaining routes will definitely help you in your endeavor.

>>140263485
It's made by "torocom", but this drawing is pretty much all he has, unfortunately

>less than a day left
please be sdoj

>>140263781
For 1-all no, but for a 2-all learning a chaining route will probably help you the most to safely get through the stages.

>>140267671
stfu banana

>>140268762
Rude.

>>140225075
Can we get Chibi and Caveman into shmups?

whats slowpoke mame

>>140267671
whats the link to the timer

>>140271439
it runs newer cave games (badly)
don't bother

>>140271689
>it runs newer cave games (badly)
So it's just MAME then?

>>140271689
so its outdated now i guess?
standard mame runs up to dfk

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>>140274759
Why is owl covered in stars

>>140277464
Those stars were shot.

>>140277586
Why was owl shot in he dik

>>140277718
because windia is a cunt

>>140272816
mame emulation of anything cave past ketsui/doj sucks balls

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>>140277984

>>140278367
is there a slowpoke version that supports dfk?

>>140279830
yes
but it has huge input delay and no slowdown

>>140280252
d*ng

>>140283104
RECO-CHAAA

>>140283310
Damn it Palm shut up! Jee I wonder how does Reco deal with him.

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4 years ago I said "I'd pay $50 for a SDOJ Steam port", those were the days.