Slablands/CoC General

Demon boyfriend is go

>>139562675
Good point.

>>139562726
I wonder what life is like when you're so insecure you have to fight other idea posts in a general thread for attention the way you do, like it somehow validates your existence.

>>139562825
I don't know any of the demon lore, would a demon who's affectionate be considered odd or is it too varied to tell?

>>139563004
The latter IIRC

>>139563051
damn, I was hoping for some
>what is he doing? why is he hugging that human? what a weirdo
kind of content. I guess if he does it often enough or if hes super clingy we could kind of have it?

>>139563234
Maybe he's one of those guys that tries to keep hugging while you walk no matter how awkward it is?

I just realized it's gonna be weird getting hugged by 3 or 5 arms. The extra one should hold your hand or something.

>>139563551
5 arms=
>2 hugging
>2 holding your hands
>1 patting your head
problem solved

>>139563956
And a tail hug

>>139562546
Implying innocence.

>>139562546
Oh, I loved that.

>Prince is dead

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>139564347
>>139563956
Sorry, was getting lunch. I think 5 arms is perfect because 3 is weird but it's not weird enough if that makes sense. But 5 is a properly weird number of arms without being unwieldy like 7 would be.

>>139562726
I wish it were true because that'd imply someone was writing it. That said, character discussions are alwas a good thing IMO.

>>139566089
that makes sense

>>139562463 #
Tail grab. Tailjob. Tail tease. biting/nibbling on it to get her off unexpectedly making her fuck her own tail or fuck you if that's what you're into or if PC is a girl.

All up to the imagination!

>>139562962 #
That's what I mean by intimate. Love can still have lewdity.

>>139566705
All but the last one for me.

>>139566705
Make sure to pay attention to >>139563985 not everyone's into that.

Plot twist, what if Menhit was the affectionate demon boyfriend?

>>139567126
Wait, can't be. The boyfriend's supposed to be sealed for thousands of years. Don't mind me.

>>139567037
Course it's optional.
If I'd make something, I'd at least give a vanilla option.

I still want that idea where you fuck a milf in front of a mirror so she has to watch your dick going in and out of her

>>139571501
Hard to go wrong with milfs

>>139566705
Is Demon always lewd by world rules or can there be non-lewd demons?

Is demon and human love taboo?

>>139572709
Every time they come up people keep saying they're normal, whatever that means.

>>139572709
I can't even fathom why you'd think that, considering one of the very first things you do is beat up a non-lewd demon.

I don't think it's completely taboo in all areas, but I imagine it's looked down upon, generally.

>>139574816
It has been a while.

>>139567126
Gonna make him an affectionate demon boyfriend, even if he's not THIS affectionate demon boyfriend.

what is the plan for the elves this far?
Do they have disdain for anything not elf?
Are their women sloots and males trap-like?

>>139579664
Depends on the season. In short: Summer elves are the archetypical dickish "better than you" elf, Spring elves are nymphomaniacs, Winter elves are psychopathic hunters and Autumn elves are happy merchants.

>>139572345
Milfs are bretty gud

>>139580137
>>139579664
Isn't that only in the one area and not all elves?

>>139581436
If they leave the area, yes. But generally that's what you can expect of elves.

>>139581520
I doubt elves would only live in that one area, same as I doubt harpies only live on the mountain.

>>139581653
Well, in the harpies case they're the only harpies in those mountains.

>>139576150
Holding hands with tsundere Menhit as he refuses to look at you when?

>>139573301
They're normal in the sense that they're not super-natural. They're mortal beings.

>>139583279
I just want Menhit to pop back up. See how they've coped with being turned into a chick.

>>139580137
I like this concept. I like it a lot.

>>139583279
Deredere Menhit superior. If I'm hugging him he better damn well enjoy it.

Beware the power of Gap Moe

>>139587814
What power is that?

>>139588423
The power for something that isn't cute at first glance to be surprisingly and almost deadly cute when you least expect it. Usually in the complete opposite of how you would figure them to be.

>>139588692
And how and where does this power manifest?

>>139588817
Imagine a big tough orc girl.
She's big and tough and looks like she'd bend you into a pretzel.

You give her something she really likes.

Her tough orc girl appearance gives way to an adorable young lady that loves what you just gave her. She hugs you and nuzzles at you like she's a little girl.

That is gap moe.

>>139589145
That is indeed powerfully adorable.

>>139587814
>Gap Moe
Gonna need a health hazard warning at launch.

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Doing another horror stream:

Doomhole, at Cytube

>>139562546
me on the pic

>>139596337
You're a yan?

1-6 beep boop glup glup
7-9 I don't wanna read
0 Get wicked high

Getting a magical picture of your usually super tough-looking husbando looking cute when he's asleep and blackmailing him with it.

>>139585409
Same. I want my "Menhit feeling awkward but flattered when you stumble across him in his ungoopy adult form and flirt with him" content.

Sword god

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>>139603871
Dude come on dude. Swords were always the side weapon man. No ever in the history of anything ever used swords as the primary weapon. Only uncivilized barbarians would do that.

>>139603871
Swords spelled backwards is shit.

>>139603871
Becoming the

>>139604173
bar bar bar

Waking up to your demon boyfriend giving you light kisses on your cheeks and forehead.

>>139604253
What do you like then, anon?

>>139610869
Probably a cowardly archer afraid to get in close.

>>139580137
Getting dicked by a bunch of spring Elves

Swordswoman who sees herself as nothing but a tool to serve you, her master.

>>139612358
Getting fucked by an entire hunting party until they're drained dry and impressed by your dick-taking skills

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>>139614046
I can get behind this.

>>139614769
Saber is not a good example, she put her ideals above everything else.

>>139614628
Being crowned honorary elf slut King/Queen

>>139614769
Not the one I was thinking of. But an okay choice, I suppose.
>>139614917
Yeah, the one I was thinking of put her master above all else.

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>>139615532
Pic related fits better, she's not technically a swordswoman though.

>>139615983
That's fine.

>>139614917
>>139615532
It was the fact she kept insisting she was just a tool to be used the entire time that made me remember her.

The fact I like her design doesn't hurt either.

>>139615361
What are Slut Queen duties? Penis inspections? Taking the virginities of freshly adult elf boys?

>>139617949
All of the above

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>>139614046
>Swordswoman who sees herself as nothing but a tool to serve you, her master.
To what extent are we talking here? And what sort of paths would there be?


Female knight that refuses to acknowledge she's a girl and gets upset when you point it out somehow. Convincing her to accept it & your dick. I admit I really like the hair.

>>139621401
>refuses to acknowledge she's a girl and gets upset when you point it out somehow
Somehow left out the "even though her clothes make it obvious she is one" bit.

Must be lack of sleep.

Dolphin boy holding you down and fucking you until your eyes roll back into your head

Pure and devout Crusader route when?

saving yourself for slab Jesus when?

>>139627183
How big is Slab Jesus's dick? Is it even worth the wait?

>>139627017
And they're prehensile so they can slam against your G-spot/prostate every single time.

Mind controlling a girl that wants to kill you and banging her

>>139627183
>slab Jesus
I kept asking about him and everybody shot me down. I was going to have him waving around a big cross and everything. RIP

What's the best look for a yandere boy? I'm into pale skin and dark hair myself but I know a lot of people like yanderes who don't look like yanderes where the dude looks super sweet and childish and then shows his true self alone with the MC.

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Why is my saved game for CoC now not able to load with the latest update?

>>139633118
Adults/Middle-aged men so it actually makes sense that they can afford stuff like surveillance cameras or building bedroom basements.
I mean I guess you can get past that with rich brats, but then it's a little too wish-fulfillment to me.
Plus I like older men in general.

>>139633872
We don't talk about that game here.

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>>139633916
>Plus I like older men in general.

>>139633916
good taste anon

Upupupupu...

>>139633118
Childhood friends who turn out to be yanderes are also popular. I mean, think about Toma from Amnesia.

>>139635790
The hell?

>>139640138
Beware the two-toned bear

Telling people jokes so bad that they kill themselves to escape it when.

>>139640778
Oh, that.

>>139641631
Immediately thought of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWGlJrG6sQ

>>139640778
My husbandos are in that game.

>>139642002
Ultimate Bromance
Separated too soon

Playing the sequel atm

>>139642662
I played a cute little dating game based off that one, but I haven't played the actual source game.

>>139483210
Can not lie.

>>139470569
YOu will.

>>139466781
lolis

>>139650069
Bullies

>>139650069
Both. Together.
>>139650127
I still like the 'bullying loli bullies' idea. Maybe one day.

>>139433697
Kek.

>>139431328
Breaks dick

>>139422616
qt

>>139415831
Those are some nice knives

>>139661137
Not the only nice thing about that image.

>>139408036
dat ass

>>139562546
Loli

headache plsgo

>odd armed
That's dumb. Obviously 4 or 6 arms are the way to go until one was removed for whatever reason. Personally I'd go with it being melted off for a ritual.

>>139667706
Yeah, I was going to say that. An odd number of arms just makes my eye twitch. It's okay if one was removed for some reason but honestly, evens are the best.

fit girls

>>139671258
Working up a sweat with a fit girl & her friends.

snake pussy

flying pussy

how am I going to spend my weekend

1-6 I mean like why else are you here
7-9 get drunk w/ friends

>>139621401
Wants the dick

>>139684549
You mean she wants the Seiba

>>139685215
Actually, she didn't. She killed her.

>>139685261
Tsundere desu~~~

>>139685261
That's a lethal level of want.

>>139685347
>>139685303
Lesbozos get out.

>>139685303
Take your multi-tildes and leave this place.

>>139685436
Anon, I was using seiba as a euphemism to mean penis.

>>139685693
That was confusing, anon.

>>139685693
Seiba means Seiba, not that.
I'd totally take Seiba's excaliboner to the hilt though~

>>139562825
Stabbing someone with a spear and saying that you had a good point.

Making your castle pretty with more windows.

>>139667808
I like my demons to be especially otherworldly, tho. And 3/5 arms really fucks up your expectations.

>>139693381
These demons are mortal, so having nice and even arms makes more sense. Sorry.

>>139565965
rekt

More green goblin titties

>>139693435
You don't die when you have uneven arms, how does that make sense?

>>139697708
I just don't like it.

>>139697789
How about some demons have even arms, some have odd? I mean multi-armed characters have been brought up before so having different arm variations in demon husbandos isn't illegal or anything.

Tail jobs from girls

>finally touched a lizard that was hanging around the dorm
>touched his hand while he had a wrestling move around another lizard
Think I touched some lizards fucking, but shit still counts. Finally got them.
Watching some lizardboys fucking like a voyeur

>>139700052
Why was it important to you to touch a lizard?

>>139700235
They're small and cute and just basking in the sun like the little cuties they are.
Gotta touch 'em.

Having a sidekick who you put in tights.

>>139703172
Feeling him up through his spandex

fluffy tails

>>139703172
Matching dress and tights, he's gotta be as cute as I am to roll with me.

Big thick throbbing cocks stretching you out

>>139705925
All attached to slender, inexperienced boys

>>139696495
Picking them up and hammering away at them as they scream your name.

Need this regardless of goblin titty presence.

>>139705925
Oh yes
Big thick fat cocks filling you up and pumping you full of cum

Fucking rock girls

>>139708791
tres bien

>>139708212
That's the best part of short girls like gnomes, dwarves, halflings, and goblins.

>>139643270
dearbishounen.com found it.
man peep those volleyball character drawings. good thing komawhatever has spritework for them to steal

>>139709670
Indeed. It's a wonderful thing.

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>>139705925
>>139708791
And the best part seeing the bulge when they're balls deep inside you

Quick, what's a good name for a girl who gets fucked a lot?

>>139711198
Libbie.

>>139711292
Literally anything other than that

demon girl thrills

>>139711198
Muriel. No idea why that came to mind.

>>139711198
Some kind of nickname.
Slut because that's what she is.
Or Smoker because she smokes cock.
WeissAnon if she's delusional.
The possibilities are endless.

>>139715907
you have the weirdest hateboner for WA

>>139716459
I have no boners for WA, anon, I can assure you of that..

>>139716654
You are too obsessed with them for that to be true.

>>139716884
Anon is tsundere, clearly.

Princess from a small country who doesn't quite understand some things but is very smart in other things.

>>139716884
You are far too obsessed over minor comments.

>>139717525
Wouldn't matter if it was only occasionally, but every single time they get mentioned you pop up like they pissed in your Cheerios.
>>139717239
I guess that must be the case.

>>139717853
That's not true. I didn't make a joke about them once when they were talking about the UI before.

>>139717853
You ever think some people just dislike other people? Nobody tells that one guy that he's obsessed with furshit just because he gets mad whenever it's brought up.

>>139718134
Disliking an entire fetish is different than disliking a single person. That's like asking someone why they constantly harass your brother and they reply with "sometimes people just don't like things. I don't like Star Wars." They have nothing to do with each other.

ambos

>>139718667
He's expressing his specific dislike of Weissanon, whoever that is, not some random barely related thing that they like.

>>139718819
please take up the torch of writing ambos ambosanon

>>139718934
And I'm saying they're bizarre for having this specific dislike of someone that they always have to comment about them whenever they're brought up.
Like I said, this anon is acting like they pissed in their Cheerios.

>>139719393
I think you need to stop hounding people over the occasional joke.

>>139719393
He won't accept what you're saying, I'd just ignore him.

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Behold drills

>>139720407
That's a nest of drills.

>>139719393
eh, I usually just ignore him and feel bad for him to be honest

>>139720407
>drills
and abs

Ye gods...

>>139720407
>>139722753
The top half's pretty great, yeah.

>>139720407
hello /mggg/
sometimes I wish we could unite

Martial artist gazelle girls

>>139720407
If only he didn't feel the need to make every single mammal based character that's not a centaur a furry.

>>139723164
>unite
>wanting some unholy combination of the autists and constant page 10 bumping of both generals

>>139723701
Exactly! We'd have a few more autists (the ones who don't crosspost) together and combined, we might actually not have to worry about page 10 bumping! It is but a fleeting dream, but it is so sweet.

>>139723462
I don't think a tiny nose should really be the dividing line between furry or not but whatever.

>>139723904
>I don't think giving a girl a dog face should make her a furry.

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>>139723972
ah yes, this is how raccoons look like in real life, how could i forget

>>139724237
Read the rules.

>>139724321
i've read the rules and i'm not suggesting these be added to the game in any way. I just disagree that that tiny feature to an otherwise human face should decide anything.

>>139724591
But that is the definition here, no matter if you disagree.

>>139724237
Looks like someone dabbed a marker on her nose.

>>139724643
but I didn't say that it should be added to the game so it's irrelevant whether it is or not.

Comforting your waifu when she's scared and had a nightmare.

>>139728059
Comforting leads to cuddling leads to cuddle fucking?

Being confessed to by one of your students and having to turn him down officially for professionalism's sake but sucking him dry the next time he comes in for tutoring.

>>139729784
Of course.

>>139730160
Bene

>>139711198
I never got a good "not grandma" answer

>>139730364
What's wrong with Libbie?

>>139732336
What's not wrong with Libbie?
Is Libbie really the right name for a girl who fucks all the boys (and some teachers) at her school on lunch break?

>>139711198
You're waifu.
What type of girl is she? Onee-san senpai? Genki tomboy? We need more to come up with a good name.

>>139732831
Yes, it's a vapid bimbo name.

>>139589145
>You give her something she really likes.
The dick.

>>139733004
Quiet, thinks bluntly but acts politely if that makes sense?

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>>139734632
She's quiet and also a whore? How does it work, is she the nerdy library girl? Student council president ojousama type, kuudere? Occult club member? Do her bangs hide her face? Is she a sports club member?

We need more details to provide an accurate name.

>>139735067
She's making cash to pay for her mom's hospital bills (on top of after school jobs). Also no Japanese setting/inspirations so no anime stereotypes or club culture kinda stuff.
Maybe a really innocent sounding name could work?

>>139736205
A really innocent girl wouldn't stoop that low even for hospital bills.

What is this even for? It's clear that it's not Slablands.

>>139736205
She seems more like the type that gets bullied and blackmailed, not a two faced whore.

>>139736313
Ignoring your weird name sex bias:
Trying to practice writing sex by doing a story where the main character has lots of different kinds of sex with a variety of characters. Picked a random Lifetime movie situation from a list.
Was considering Annabelle but now whenever I hear it I just think of dolls.

>>139736621
Caroline?

>>139736621
Just google something then.

>>139736706
Don't help them.

>>139736706
That's my grandma's name, so…

>>139736728
You're not my dad.
>>139736858
>>139736621
Try this maybe?
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/names/0/19th
>the main character has lots of different kinds of sex with a variety of characters
I'm curious now. Details?

>>139736621
Chastity too on the nose?

>>139737179
Pretty much just >>139736205 for the plot. She camps out in the stairwell for quickies, does house calls (or side street calls) for more money, sleeps with admin so she doesn't get in trouble.
Unless you mean characters specifically in which case I'm trying to do a decent mix of people. Curious cheerleaders, semi-incestuous twins, principal's son, "bad boys", teachers with being-called-daddy fetishes. And then stuff like oral, anal, vaginal, titjobs, dp, gangbangs, clothed in-public sex, tribbing, solo masturbation. Whatever I can think of.
Just something I can chill out with and get better at writing stuff that isn't just heterosexual vaginal penetration with an average looking male the reader's age.

>>139737858
Pretty sure we're not here to help you write your non slablands smut.

>>139737858
I got it.

Rose.

>>139737858
While I'm interested in the end result >>139737967
has the gist of it. Good luck with it.

>>139738104
Maybe. I'll keep it as a backup if I don't find anything I like in >>139737179

>>139737179
>Arena
>"Meet me in the Arena"
>"Already in her bro"

>>139729819
>"Pop Quiz! What am I doing with my tongue right now?"
>"I don-oh holy fucking shit, oh my god that feels...fuck!"
>"Nope, that's wrong. Now you have an 8 page paper on proper fellatio techniques. I expect sources."

Making out with a shark boy and having to guzzle health potions from his love bites while he watches on guiltily.

Making Rambles wear one of those bell collars whenever you have sex so he associates the sound of bells with fucking and pops a boner involuntarily

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>screencap of a fat bishie boy model from some anime
man, there need to be more marshmallow cuties in this world, especially in Slab tho
Is "bishie boy" redundant?

Getting puppy-piled by all your kids

Troll girls

>>139747180
Adorable.

Skipping legday

Getting puppy-piled by a wide variety of lolis.

>>139751551
only fools neglect their squats and oats.

Spider girl that hides near a cliff and tries to pull you off.

>>139757393
Rude

>>139757393
Sweeping her legs and laughing at her. All of them.

ambos

samba

Big fluffy butts

>>139762710
Butt pillows.

>expecting me to grind out a fuck ton of digitial dosh just so I stop getting text prompts about my digital willy getting cold in the drafty room
wew lad

Loli twins

>>139765489
I can't say no to twins.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2330632

Half vampire reporter girl

>>139765489
>>139767668
Twins, Basil!

Girl that was bitten by a magic spider that gets rat powers

>>139772130
>bitten by a magic spider
>gets rat powers
Que?

Menhit dreaming that she's king of the world only to wake up to you plowing her.

>>139775794
Dreaming that you're king of the world only to wake up to Menhit plowing you

>>139775794
>>139775914
King of the world dreaming that he's Menhit only to wake up to plow.

rubber waifu

Ooooohohohohoho!

>>139779601
pirate rap

monkey girl

>>139779601
bubble gum girl?

Swallowing so much cum you get a stomach ache.

>>139775914
Yes please

trees

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Daughter of a demon lord who knows nothing about how humans interact and behave.

>>139788901
Getting fucked by a forceful oak tree boy never.

>>139790603
>wanting ass/vagina splinters

>>139720407
them tits

fluffy tails

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>>139751543
>>139753208
I am now reminded of this.

>>139791396
Tree dick so good it's worth it.

>>139790243
what

>>139803004
You heard me

Poet who writes flowery sonnets and passages about fucking you raw and cumming inside you.

Finding out that your spider waifu is dead and it was probably her nasty sister that did it.

>>139806402
nope

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>>139808775
Sounds familiar

1-3 cast a line
4-6 Practice
7-9 I really need to study to not fail
0 ?

>>139812801
Yes the super sexy poem "stop stealing the napkins"

>>139814613
You know I never considers that Catullus ever wrote any lines beyond "I will sodomize and face fuck you" I suppose he must have though.

>>139814989
Warning to Aurelius is pretty good.

>I don’t speak to the masses – nothing to fear
>from those who pass to and fro in the streets
>occupied with their business –
>truly the fear’s of you and your cock
>dangerous to both good and bad boys.

>>139815552
>Please, my sweet Ipsíthilla,
>my delight, my charmer:
>tell me to come to you at siesta.
>And if you tell me, help it along,
>let no-one cover the sign at your threshold,
>nor you choose to step out of doors,
>but stay at home, and get ready
>for nine fucks, in succession, with me.
>Truly, if you should want it, let me know now:
>because lying here, fed, and indolently full,
>I’m making a hole in my tunic and cloak.

I don't know if I like the ones where he's calling his enemies poor more, or the ones where he's telling people he's going to fuck them nine times in a row more.

It's happening. CoC2 is getting made by the not-Fenoxo side of their team because they're all sick of Fenoxo, leaving TiTs garbage, CoC2 not going anywhere, no one gives a shit about FoE and Slablands will continue to spin its wheels.

congrats text smut is dead and it's all a furry's fault

>>139816616
We don't care about anything but Slablands. If you want to whine about those other games then this isn't the place for it.

>>139816616
More fractions? Where can I read about this shit?

>>139817151
Anon, no. Don't get sucked into that shit again.

>>139817358
Is it so wrong if I want to look at it for the drama/fireworks factor?

>>139817482
Yes, kind of. It's really best to leave all of that in the past instead of worrying about it or keeping up its ass for gossip's sake. It's more productive to not care about it at all anymore and focus on us and what we're doing.

>>139817649
Why do we have the history doc in the OP, then?

>>139817725
For people who complain about the thread name. That doesn't mean we as thread regulars should be dwelling on it.

Hey I'm retarded whats the difference between

its'
it's
its

>>139818792
aren't you in college
http://www.its-not-its.info/

>>139818960
I mean I think me being in college is proof that any schmuck can get it. I honestly chose the wrong major as well. Oh well

What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch waifu

>>139790243
That was a pretty good show & Fino was cute. All the girls in it were pretty good I believe.

I wouldn't mind someone like her at all.

>>139799325
Jesus Christ my heart.

Skipping legday

>>139825651
Never do that okay. I know it sucks, but you don't wanna be one of those guys who looks really disproportionate.

fox girl race war

>>139828401
Loving them until they're too tired to war.

Telling the greedy merchants to get out

life-size doll husbando who has to keep a thing of magic glue on hand because the kids are so rough on him and because sometimes you're too rough when you ride his dick

flying

Showing a monkey girl your 'front tail'

>>139833895
Putting him in fancy clothes that make him look like a little Victorian lord.

Raiding raiders & robbing robbers.

What's better, passionate lovemaking where you hold hands and he nuzzles against your neck or hatefucking where you're slammed face first into the mattress and you can't even speak from how hard and fast he's fucking you.

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Receiving a very special letter.

>>139847145
hatefuck

>>139847145
Everything is.

>>139847194
That's a yandere letter if he decapitated some girl to go with it.
Why are they always sealed with heart stickers? Isn't that a bad sign that you have to rip a heart apart to open it? I'm not superstitious, but I would take that into account for my love letters.

>>139847429
nah

>>139847429
It's a dullahan girl.

>>139847321
equally good?
I guess I agree a bit (sometimes you're just in the mood for rough) but I main passionate usually.

>>139847475
Really? I guess I just read too much into sticker choice then.

Where are my awoo girls at

>>139847429
You're supposed to cut along the top.

>>139847145
consider this: guy who wants to make passionate lovey-dovey love to you but you make him be rough so he's awkwardly spanking your ass and mumbling apologies under his breath
>"Yeah... you, uh, you like that you b-bitch?"

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>>139848203
In the future.

>>139848461
What kind of nerd just carries around a letter opener? Besides a yandere so he can stab people with it

>>139848801
Nearly every human being has a natural set of letter openers. I refer, of course, to your nails.

You aren't one of those losers who bites down their nails, are you?

>>139767668
I like how the foreground angel is just staring at the viewer. Like she's telling the loser to step in already.

>>139848918
I cut my fingernails to keep them healthy like any responsible nailgrower.
Plus you can't get a girlfriend if you have long nails. It sucks (especially when you're rocking some pretty painted nails with the gems and having short nails makes your fingers look weird) but it's the rules.

>>139849172
>dykes

>>139849172
>>139848918
Also what kind of dracula-ass nails do you have that you can slice through paper with them

>>139848653
Where's my time travel at

>>139849595
I keep my nails maintained, unlike you.

>>139849956
I'm not the one with knife nails. I can scratch my girlfriend's back without causing her bodily injury.
This is why you can't keep a partner, Vlad, you keep fucking stabbing them.

>>139850198
>girlfriend

>>139849792
You're doing it right now.

>>139850523
You'll be able to have one too, if you want, as soon as you file down those fucking spears you call nails.

>>139850674
We're talking about you eating fish.

>>139850786
Yes, intercourse is a benefit of having non-lethal nails, Tepes.

>>139850917
>Claim to have a girlfriend
>Post about guys all day
Methinks your relationship is born of desperation more than anything else.

>>139850664
I thought I was living in the database.

>>139850968
I recommend you open a dictionary (careful not to cut apart the pages) and look in the B section, maybe somewhere between Bisexed and Bisharin?

Anyway, file your damn nails Dracula and stop projecting because no girl wants to date you after seeing the Edward Scissorhands shit you got going on. Calling other people desperate because you can't sleep on a waterbed without popping it, the nerve.

>>139851235
I don't know. Is there a cute ninja following some diabolical nerd in a robe around?

>>139851449
I want to believe.

>>139851376
>that defensiveness

>>139851671
You have to care about someone's opinion first to feel the need to defend yourself, and you don't even know how to operate a set of nail trimmers. I'll survive, somehow, despite knowing somewhere there's a vampire who thinks less of me.

>>139852078
>I-I'm not defensive!
lmao

>>139847194
That's adorable.

>>139852187
dude you kept trying to insult them while they made fun of your fingernails

I wasn't even paying attention to the back and forth that much but it's really obvious who the one being defensive is

>>139853232
It's alright, they're probably just upset because they cut themselves on their nailblades, anon. They'll be okay.

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>>139853232
>mfw I'm not even the guy who originally started the argument

>>139853376
that's even sadder somehow. at least the OP was being made fun of and had a semi-understandable reason to be defensive
you got offended on someone else's behalf

>>139853586
>you got offended
Try amused

>>139853652
you can try to play the 'I was just pretending to be retarded' card but I don't think anyone will believe it after posts like
>>139851671
>>139850786
>>139850968

>>139854182
those sound pretty amused to me
just saiyan
maybe he's onto something about you

>>139854182
Just ignore them, every post is going to be damage control.
What's the next species you want in Slablands?

>>139854341
eel. not seeing any content about them yet

>>139854543
Like an electric eel mob? I feel like that might have been discussed at some point.

>>139854796
Or maybe a big ball of electric eels that just floats around in the ocean?

>>139854796
yea or even just a npc you buy from or turn in a quest to

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>>139854182

>>139855448
don't bother

>>139855598
I'm glad you've accepted you were wrong anon

>>139855448
If you're going with being amused you can't keep posting, it gets less credible the more effort you put into proving that you don't care.

>>139855817
>I-If you were really amused you wouldn't bother to laugh at me!
lmao

Someone post cute elf girls

>>139855873
>I was just fucking around and don't care and I'm going to keep posting in the thread to prove that I don't care even though everybody else has already gotten bored of it
please take the advice everybody is giving you I'm not interested in any fremdschämen right now

>>139856214
>I should stop laughing just because you dont think its funny
no thanks

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>>139855982
You get one. I ain't got time for no image dumps.

>>139848548
I feel we have some characters already who would do that if you tried to make them do bondage.
maybe Rambles would get really into it if you mistreat him since it's somewhat cathartic for him?

>>139856386
Leading Rambles around on a leash.

>>139856287
Whatchu busy with anon?

Cute elf girl.

>1-3 HW
>4-6 writing
>7-9 art
>0 nap

Posing as a model for a painter as he paints an erotic portrait for a nobleman's collection.
Getting annoyed because the picture is mid-fuck and the other model has his dick in you but the two of you can't move without getting yelled at.

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>>139856593
Baking cakes because I lost a bet.

One more.

pulling a student's tie as he pins you against a wall and grinds against you.

>>139700052
touched ANOTHER one today.
he was a chubby boy

Dog girl

What's the latest version ?

>>139868261
The number? No idea. Last thing it added was a lesbian scene for the intro boss.

>>139868261
Latest version isn't numbered correctly from what I recall.

>>139863259
Cuddling with a chubby lizard boy and poking his stomach

>>139859436
>those ears
wants the dick

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>>139872363
Would give. She doesn't look bad older either. Not bad at all.

GET OUT FANTASY GOVERMENT REEEEEEEEEE

>>139874141
this

>>139872590
WANTS THE DICK

>Lemonade
Oh my god this is good. David Lynch who? Darren Aronofsky who? There's only one artsy, surreal director now.

Girls that find your human cock novel