/owg/ - Overwatch General

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TRACER IS BEST GIRL.

>>138985721
thats not Mei

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>>138985721
no

>>138985721
Where are people getting these SFM shots? Is it a tumblr or something?

Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

>Soldier76's ult deals normal bodyshot damage to one target

What's the purpose of this shit? You can literally kill things faster by not using it.

How the fuck do you play Zenyatta

He has nice damage but his heal is crap, his E is crap and he has literally 0 mobility

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>>138985772
>>138985860

It's not even negotiable.

Worst voices rank

1. DVA
2. Mei
3. Tracer

>>138986417

Have a (You).

>Gold medal on damage with Winston

You seriously cannot make this shit up

>>138986498
yes you can, it's not that hard to imagine up

>>138986417
Tracer, Dva, Mei.
I love Mei but damnit girl your VA goes full retard half the time.

>i can't win so i play bastion

Who /heresincedayonebutnotin/?

>>138986675
But how is that fucking possible with a 76 or shit, fucking any offense character on your team? That's some next level being shit at video games.

>>138986891
You're going to continue having a losing problem then with that shit character lol

>>138987028
Not if you're defending on hanamura

Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Well?

>average about 12 kills per game
>play dwarf character
>27 kills

>>138986974
Reporting in. To be fair, I didn't have much interest in the game until recently.

Why couldn't I have got hyped days before open beta instead?

>>138987418
Same anon, only paid attention at the very start and forgot but accidentally hyped my self up over the past week

>All these "WOW NERF THIS CHARACTER" posts

best part of the stress test

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There is absolutely nothing balanced about Basion.

DV.A's ult takes 10,000 years to charge and it's not even that effective wtf

Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Anybody agree?

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>tfw you clutch resurrect your whole team as mercy and the enemy bastion gets the play of the game

>>138988460
Bastion is a low MMR pub stomp character and is completely worthless once the people playing understand how to operate a video game

>>138988570
Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Anybody agree?

>>138988570
Stop

>>138988570

Here's your (You).

>>138988651

>This meme will only die until he is nerfed.
>It won't be long.

>>138988651
Here's your (you)

>literally clutch the game with Zarya's ult and M2 to capture Hanamura point B
>memers upvoat some shitty reaper

gg blizzturds

>>138988460
genji completely shut down bastion though.

I got invited into the beta, but do you know what i did today instead of playing this game i am looking so forward to? i had to absolve a mandatory survival course from my school. Fucking marching into a 5 km long steep as fuck hill, then 3 hours of intense karate which broke all of my already strained muscles and then as a cherry on the cake i did a spring with a 15kg weight followed by literally crawling through a like 50 centimeter diameter pipe filled with running water, but and sticks.
I am so fucking destroyed even sitting and typing hurts. And they want to do it again tommorow. Literally out of all days on the 3 year period they pick the ow beta weekend holy fuck
holy fuck
why

this game breeds autism and never will be good in NA

>>138989064
>upset you didnt get voted as prom king

Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Anybody agree?

Respond, you faggots. I know you have nothing else going on in your lives.

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>>138989153
What kind of fucking school do you go to

>>138989583
my degree is in security services, so this is not completely out of place, but at a completely terrible time

>>138989579
Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Anyone agree?

>>138989583
An autism ward

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>>138989579
Here's another (You).

>>138989734
lmao okay so you just made it up and couldn't think of a better answer when questioned


Thats pretty sad Anon to make up such a thing on a Patagonian Stenciling Forum

Anybody else hate guys that don't vote for their own teammates on victory/defeat cards?

Like, I get it if the enemy had a 6 player kill or a group rez or if there are only red cards up, but voting someone for "most turret kills" to legendary?

Deny the witch, don't vote for the enemy.

Anybody else agree?

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Anyone have tips for Zarya? I like her kit but I don't think I use it correctly

>still no nerf on torbjorn turret range and reaction rate
>still no buff

I don't think Tracer is OP, but she's fucking obnoxious.

>>138989734
prior military? by "security" i assume this isnt about being overweight, wearing black, and standing somewhere looking tough

>>138990146
fucking clover submit post before I finished

>still no buffing Winston bubble
>still no reduction on pharah splash damage
>still no buff to zenyatta so he's on par with lucio or even mercy

Blizzard "" balancing ""

>>138990130
>point at enemy.
>press left click button.
>you now killed the entire enemy team.

>>138990130
Her kit is bad. She's objectively the worst tank.

>>138990130

Right click enemies at mid range and when multiple enemies are close enough to eachother, left click single targets once your energy gets going. Play aggressive until you get charged up, at that point switch to be a little more defensive.

>>138990416
Extreme shitter detected

How to play reinhardt...?

>>138990302
b..but discord orb is unfair.

>>138990202
basically better security guards such as armed security high value item transfers and shit like that. kind of like vip cops
i picked it as a best solution out of bunch of shitty ones (gov pays most of the bill)

>>138990130
Since stress test I been getting a lot Nepal and kohwis where zarya is really good

I play with premade and I usually tank and when I pick zarya we usually have a tracer and another tank like dva or roadhog since zarya is mostly a support tank

Always use shield on teammate so you gather up charge, timing of your shield is key

Long range use right click, close use left.

If you have energy when you ult and use right click you can usually score a lot of kill, if no its all team play since zarya has one of the longest charge for ult in my opinion

>>138990461
Does her damage buff apply to right click too?

Goddamn I love Junkrat.

>>138990661
Yeah her beam becomes fucking thick and her bomb hits harder

So finally go to play. Time to blog.

>went in thinking I'd mostly play tracer and mcree
>playing tracer a lot and feeling like I can't take full advantage of her mobility
>we have no tank and because we have no healer either I figure, fuck it I'll go roadhog
>somehow I'm automatically good with the hero, getting mvp almost every match with it

Shame he isn't waifu material

>>138990780
>some men just want to watch the world burn

>>138990947
waifus are overrated

So why is diversity man so bad?

>>138991173
Zarya is top tier though?

The only improvement she need is faster ult and she will be op

So every offense player is dogshit right? Also anyone got some Mei tips. Having trouble getting decent ults off.

>>138991267
>zarya
>diversity man

So is D.va actually good? She seems cool but feels so damn squishy? Am I doing something wrong with her?

>>138991345

Use her mech suit

>>138991287
>be mei
>throw your ult at the general direction of enemy team
>potg

>progressive point capture / defense
>team can cap the point in less than 8 seconds
>matches usually last 5-10 minutes

whoever designed this game should be shot repeatedly

i'm done

why can't i connect to server?

I swear to god I woke up and overwatch decided to punish me for enjoying it yesterday, I haven't won a game and it's like my team is just traveling as far from whatever the objective is as they can and afk. I want to die

sort of new to the game and i know this personal preference. what sensitivity do you guys play at? im trying the default 15 and it just seems way too jumpy for me. this game seems a lot more fast paced so not sure if i should turn it down

>>138991653

I'm level 8 and it just put me against 2 level 80s, a level 44, and 2 level 20s

my team was all around my level

quality fucking game

>>138991337
The joke.

>>138991345
The problem with D.va are her low damage attack and her headshot hitbox is right in the middle of the mech

>MANY MORE PLAYERS IN NOW!
>I wasn't invited

how rude.

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>>138991752
>he doesn't play as premade

I love it when salty lvl 5s get stomped by my premade 6s of over 100s :^]

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>>138991345
Use E often when I first started using her I went entire rounds forgetting that I had damage mitigation, D.VA is a flanker so look for good flanks and single out a single target kill them.
A good Combo is to use your thrusters to ram your target then either melee them or shoot them after you hit them if you feel you have good enough aim and start chipping them to death with her cannons, things start getting hairy stall with E until your boosters are back and bone out. D.VA is really not much of a team player she is kind of a "1v1 me fgt" character.

>>138991804
I meant the nigger you pleb

The next few weeks are going to be pain.

>>138992006
>lucio
>bad

Stop being shit

>>138991706
Yes low sensitivity is always better for fps game. Turn it low enough so you can still comfortably do a 180

>>138992215
I don't play him but everytime i play tank with a lucio, i never get healing

>>138992006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPDsgg9n40

>>138992361
Stop getting damaged so hard / stop playing with bad lucios?

Lucio is the best support, mercy second and the rest

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is tracer wearing crocs?
i mean, i knew she was a degenerate, but i didn't think she was this much of a degenerate.

>>138992474
Somehow, I get the feeling people will catch on the Lucio best support meme and just play him thinking he's a guaranteed win.

>>138992584
She's a chav, what did you expect?

>>138991345
D.Va is decent but mostly just underpowered. Most people who have been in the beta this whole time keep saying how underwhelming she is.

-She's a tank but when in her mech her headshot hitbox is not only huge, but it's directly in the middle of her where it's easy to hit, because of this even though she has a fuckton of armor, she melts in the blink of an eye.
-Mech guns do almost no damage unless you're right up close to an enemy, in which case, as mentioned above, she'll just melt immediately.
-Melee damage was nerfed from 50 damage to 25, so D.Va's only real way of harassing squishies which was flying into them and punching now does almost nothing.
-Longest charging ult in the game.
-Ult is weak as fuck, 90% of the time you won't get a kill, you just have to use it as room clear to keep the enemy team away from something for a second.

She's just really underwhelming. She's a tank but can't tank anything, so people used her as a a backline harass character, but with the combination of the melee nerf and the fact she does so fucking fast and easily, she can't even do that well anymore.

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Of all the balance changes I think need to be made, it's Mei that's the most bullshit

"Stay far away from Mei to avoid her ice gun" the game says after I die to her one-shot headshotting me from across the map with her right click

>>138992642
It's honestly not a meme, his ult pretty much denies a good combo + push. Pretty easy to charge too

His knock back is mad on koh maps, his damage is good

Plus global healing + speed boost

>not having owg friendos who are good at playing supports

I added two people from owg and they are both super good mercies

>>138992474
Most Lucios I play with only run the speed song and never give healing

>>138992703
It's because her design concept is so crazy she needs these underwhelming numbers to balance the average skill level out. If you can utilize her tools correctly she's devastating. Just not holding down M1 while firing and using your dash for things other than throwing your body at the team immediately separates you from the fodder.

>>138992936
If you were good you would use the speed to dodge all the bullets

Scrub

>>138993129
Maybe defense matrix needs a bigger register box IDK.

>nepal
>lucio and 2 torbs
>lucio speed boosts the torbs into the point to setup two turrets
>enemy shits themselves and can't do anything about it the entire game

good shit

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peep this out senpai!

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So I really don't like Zarya's design cause I'm not into dykes but holy fuck is she fun to play. Her siberian skin can't get unlocked soon enough.

>mfw her ult + any other ult

>>138993308
You need to be able to shoot while your defense matrix is up at the very least.

>>138993506
Maybe it can do return damage to people hitting it I don't know if it does already???

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>>138993493
>mfw i love playing zarya
>mfw i got her siberian skin from a level 25 drop

>>138993397
>all these level 10 free weekend fuckers with legendary skins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR, I ONLY GET A LEGENDARY CHEST EVERY 25 LEVELS IF I'M LUCKY

>>138993397
why is there blood on the banner?
is this where Genji 'died'?

>>138993382
Torbjorn and mei honestly needs a fucking nerf so bad

In my opinion more so then tracer since you need to be half decent as tracer to be a real threat

Torbjorn is just uncreative and complete bullshit, the turrets range is bigger than the space you are given on most maps. The reaction rate is faster than soldiers ult and it an be level 3 simultaneously alongside torbjorn.

Mei is practically a sniper and most times her ult gets thrown really fucking far away and gives you almost no time to react. Furthermore ice wall last way too long

>>138988460
Stop playing just one character the entire game, scrub. Several characters counter Bastion.

Git gud.

>>138992894
I meant meme more in the sense of people will see everyone saying how great Lucio is and will pick him thinking they can win just by playing him offensively they're securing a win.

>not having owg friendos who are good at playing supports
I'm not /in/, but when I am, I'll be support.

Who here robot monk?? Super fun character. Gimme dem gold medals

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>Bastion gets play of the game
>even he's sarcastic in chat and thinks it was a shit play

THEN WHY PLAY HIM

>>138993831
>most of owg mains support

I main tanks, genji and 76 and pharah :^)

>>138993952
Zenyatta was amazing for a long time, easily a top tier support along with Lucio, but they did an overnerf to him a few weeks back so he's really garbage right now.

Like i said, it was an overnerf so they'll tone it back down sometime hopefully soon, then he should be pretty good again.

Will everything get reset when the game officially releases?

>>138994174
>yes
>tfw I've accumulated like 8 legendary skins and 6 epic emotes + highlights

>>138993709
All this shit is going to be wiped anyway, who gives a fuck

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>have to go back to China in may for 2 months
>shit tier Internet and I play on NA
>probably have to solowatch on release
>with shit tier ping

Is this my punishment for being an /in/fag and making normies friend in premade group stomping quick play?

>>138993973
Because hes the ultimate pubstomping character. New shitters dont know how to play the classes that counter him while Bastion himself is very easy to play at low skill levels.
Combine that with a Reinhardt bro and you have guaranteed 100% win rate.

>>138993973
free wins, nigga. Sit your robot ass down in a relatively safe spot with view of the capture point, and watch those PotGs roll in.

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>get multiple pulse bomb double kills in one game
>potg is 76 killing one Pharah with helix rockets in her stationary ult

>having a god tier McCree game, popping niggers left and right
>we almost have the payload to the end point
>server closed

:))))))))))))))))))

>>138994250
damn. not that i don't believe you but do you have a source for that?

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servers dead?

You better fucking extend this to sunday you niggers I swear.

>>138995460
>be zarya
>pop my ult
>pair with pharah ult for team wipe
>potg was mercy healing said pharah

>>138995673
This happened last night too
Didn't last too long

>>138990780

Junkrat is my waifu

>Australian shitposter
>Triggered
>Demolitions

It's beautiful

I wanted to be good at my waifus so bad. (Tracer, Widowmaker, Mei, Dva, Mercy)

Instead fate's a bitch and turns out I suck at them and I'm a natural at the edgiest shit eaters, the retarded monkey and the Brazilian (Reaper, Genji, Hanzo, Winston, Lucio).

>>138991653
Don't worry anon, I've had the exact same experience today

Is it bad that Tracer gasping when on low health gives me an instant boner?

>>138992738
I do love when the hints it gives for countering certain heroes are completely wrong for the situation.

Attack Junkrat from above, he's much less effective when he has to shoot up.

This after I saw the killcam of him just shooting directly up.

>>138995460
If you were paying attention it probably had the tag "lifesaver" since his kill on pharah probably saved someone from dying.

>>138995660
It's gonna happen no doubt, because this is a paid to play game

If it was free then possibility remains, but pay to play reduces it to less than 1% but FF ARR let you keep beta stuff in release though

What I hate most about Zarya is how fake her accent is

Every time I hear her speak is like hearing knives being scratched on a blackboard.

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>>138995813
>low health
>on Tracer

What're you, bad?

>>138993973
He's cute. And I want to unlock the highlight intro that is him barely managing not to brutally murder his bird friend.

>>138995920
You could say that about every female character with an accent, they all sound like shit.

>>138995958
But her gasp arouses me and I have rewind anyways

>>138995920
I wonder if the did the same thing for Tracer and hired an actual person from Ukraine / Russia, but forced the, to ham it up?

>>138995850
If he can aim it don't matter where u at fuccboi

>>138996004
you could say that about every character, they all sound like shit

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>>138995850
>"Soldier 76's helix rockets have a long cooldown, so after he uses them, you can get aggressive"
>killed by helix rockets

>>138996050
Tracer's VA is actually british?

I wouldn't have guessed. But yeah, the people bitching about authenticity are really missing the point.

Though, I have no idea what the fuck Zarya means when she says "I'm going pogotognisti". I'm Russian and I don't know what the fuck that word means.

What happened to the servers?

>>138996004
im not chinese nor french nor korean so i don't know if mei or widowmaker or d. va have the right accents but from what i can tell they completely fucked up zarya

>>138996050
No, they didn't. Her Russian when she fires off her ult is about on par with Heavy's.

Heavy's accent was somehow less obnoxious and I've no idea why.

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>>138995987
I bet this arouses you, geargrinder.

>>138996231
>blizzard
>good servers

>>138996004
Widowmaker is pretty well-done.
Source: I'm french.

>>138996272
Bastion and Mei, the best sexy OTP.

>>138996004
>playing genji
>get healed
>"AIRYGATOE"

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So for some reason yesterday after playing for 4 hours I started getting Hanamura, but now that's ALL I get. Is that on purpose?

>>138992738

YOU DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT BEST GIRL YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE!

>>138996225
It's "oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти".

>when the beat drops just right

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>>138996389
With a face like this, even robots can't say no. It's why she has a robot helper.

>>138996225
I thought it was just some weird mish-mash. Maybe she actually is speaking Ukrainian.

Alternatively, she could be saying "I'm going for the totem steal" and we all are none the wiser.

>>138996682
>With a face like this, even robots can't say no.

until they look down below that face

>>138996585
sounds really bad tho

>>138993973

Dat jap map is just bull shit.

>Sit onside the Perch never Point a. You have sight on everything.
>JUST SIT IN BASE AT POINT B. YOU WON NIGGER!

>>138996585
>>138996682
Oh. Fire is ready? I guess.

>>138995920
>>138995920
Every voice actor in the game actually matches the ethnicity of the characters they play.

But their voice direction is "Make it sound as stereotypical as possible without being called racist."

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>never played tracer before
>get an orange skin for her out of a box instead of one of the characters I do play
k

>>138996318
Only one I'm sort-of qualified to judge is Thorbjörn, who is fucking atrociously bad.

Especially when he switches accents from Muppets Swedish Chef to Texan mid-sentence occasionally.

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Threadly reminder that Genji has a robot pussy he wants pounded by male mercenaries.

>>138996950
Yeah. Something like "Fire at will"

>>138996259
Heavy is big and silly, its hard to hate him even when he's saying something threatening.

>>138995756
guys can't be waifus

>>138996791
>>138996585
>>138996225
There's no way this VA is actually Russian. She could be slavic, but her Russian "together, we are strong" line, sounds awful.

>>138996791
It's about what you'd expect from an American VA.

>>138996950
Fire when ready, basically.

>>138997117
I guess that's the difference, yeah. She's played sort of straight and Heavy's more of a comic relief.

>>138997013
Blizzard Diversity(TM). Gotta do what's easily digestible and pleases the most people.

I'm just surprised there haven't been people who have cried wolf on that sort of thing.

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>>138993973
Because Bastion is fun
>Sitting in point B on Hanamura a mile away from the entrace
>Just murder everything rolling in
Hanamura sucks.

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>>138997081
I know this feeling

>>138997105
haha great post made you really made a funny here hehe

I'm going to dedicate the rest of my time on this beta purging bastion. Who should I use?

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>>138997081
>played Torbjorn for 30 seconds once
>hated it
>get a legendary Torbjorn skin

>give friend account for night while I'm asleep
>open one box
>legendary Tracer skin
>she never played Tracer once and refuses to ever

>>138997308
to be fair that's like his best skin so at least you don't have to unlock it later if you end up liking him

M-MUH SERVERS

>>138997105
LOOOL such a classic random 4chan moment :D

>>138997413
roadhog

>>138991345

>Squishy Tank

MOVE TO REINHARDT OR PICK ANOTHER TYPE OF CHARACTER

>>138997527
>giving a girl your account

kuk

>>138997571
skins reset when game launches

>>138997413
Tracer works if you can flank him properly. Literally just run circles around him and he won't be able to turn fast enough to shoot you.

If you have your ult it's even easier.

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>>138997571
But we won't even get to keep these skins. Once the beta weekend is over, we're fucked.

>>138996764
Talk shit, get hit.

>>138997728
I assume achieves and shit do too?

SERVERS???

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>>138997679
But Reinhardt isn't a cute anime girl

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>>138997719
She bought me R6Siege which I fucking love, it's only fair

How do we fix Symettra?

>>138998064
whats wrong with her

>>138998182
She's garbage in literally every scenario

>>138998182
weak gun
mini sentries are squishy and don't do actual shit
25 shields is nothing

only redeeming quality is teleporters and that's it

>>138997948
Those whisker things are shittiest meme, I want them gone.

>>138997221
Yeah, tons of people complained about Tracer but were shut up when they found out the VA was actually British.

Musta been shit at the studio, though.

"Can you say that again, but like a chav and as if you're choking on tea bags and Muslim sharia?"

>>138998064
Remove her teleporter so that her other abilities don't have to be shit to compensate.

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idk how this happened

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>>138998695
fuck off those whiskers are kawaii

>>138999407
>tacky triangles that don't even remotely look like whiskers
>omg kawaii >^__^<

So hows the optimization for Overwatch?
I play most games with a mix of medium to high with shaders always turned off, so I wouldn't call my PC a toaster but its certainly not a high end machine.

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>>138999227
Me neither mang

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>>138999694
>being salty about someone's face markings

here have some more

Full length SFM porn featuring Widowmaker when? I'm tired of fapping to loops desu

>>138999931
runs great on my i5 2500k with an old gtx460 on medium, I haven't tried ultra though, game still looks pretty good

>>138999694
They're literally pandering to everyone by making as many retarded characters with as many retarded features/characteristics as possible, stop complaining.

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What the fuck is this? I keep seeing it and a card symbol.

I just want to get good at one guy. Which guy should it be?

>Bad at FPS's
>Overwatch (and by proxy, most blizz games) cater to casuals and shitters, like myself
>The no-life "I GOT IN MINUTE ONE" / competitive FPS crowd bitching about shitters, like myself.

Why the fuck won't you people just play CS:GO or some Quake Live or something to sooth the anger. Play with tryhards/good at the game people like them/yourselves!

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>>138999997
TWO OFF

>Mercy's thighs and hips

Good LORD. Playing this game is gonna be distracting.

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What's up with all these matchups? Why do I have to deal with people who have been in the closed beta for so much longer than I have been in the open beta?

>>139000342

I think that has something to do with latency? I'm not entirely sure.

>>139000291
>still waiting for confirmed gay character to pander to the gays

>>139000675
>open beta
but there's no open beta, that'll be next month you fuck

>>139001058
Semantics. Beta stress test weekend.

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>look at some of the streams by first time overwatch virgins
>Bastion PotG 9 out of 10 times
jesus christ

When is the stress weekend over?

>>139001342
I was pretty happy, I managed to get POTG without using my ult as McCree. This with the enemy team have bastions and whatnot.

>>139001475
7 hours

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>>139001475
In seven hours. Get your games in while you can!

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I am sorry.

>>139001582
You got it wrong.

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Mercy best girl

>>138994895
>Going to China
>Ever

Do you enjoy toxic smog?

>>139001218
You know not everybody got invited, right? I mean I don't mind it too much but it still would be nice to play

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>>139001604
Eh

I'm not into online fps that much, but I wanna play this so bad, any games to practice my skill? TF2?

>>139001957
This game is not as complex as TF2. Try Dirty Bomb if you want to improve your aim.

>>139001604
He's a fun character bro.

Everyone has a unique theme and his is just killing fuckers and he does it better than anyone else.

>>139001845
I don't but I have to Senpai

I honestly don't want to

>>139002319
>fun character

>press W
>press M1
>press Shift when dying
>press Q whenever
>try not to fall asleep

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Who /loyal/ here

>Win a 1v4 fight as Genji with my ult
>game ends, I have PoTG
>ah yeah were we go...
>it's that time where I lazied Shurikened and reflected a Torb and his Turret to death

I...I don't understand this system

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>>139001817
I'm willing to agree to disagree.

>>139001898
Sorry, anon. If it makes you feel any better, I'm absolute ass at the game.

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I regret nothing

>>139002193
Cool.

So Genji only ever uses that giant ass sword when he ults? That seems like a waste

>>139002941
Also for deflect and melee.

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>>139002510
>genji player

Muh weeaboo nigga

>>139002941
You can choose to use his melee attack. It's piss-weak, though.

>>139003039
he uses that little short sword for his melee, same with that dash strike he has

yeah he does reflect with his sword though

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>get Roadhog highlight animation
>too shit to actually see it

Damn, man.

>>139003039
No those are the short blade

>>139002941
Pretty much Yeah

>>139003053
The melee nerf was fucking painful for genji, it was such a good finisher after defect, shuriken and dash

>>139003112
Depends in when you are deflecting, if you deflect while using ult it's the big sword, regular deflect is short blade

T. 25 hours of genji

Turrets are fucking broken

If I run behind one it shouldn't bhe shooting me before I even get to start shooting it

>>139003415
No, they're far from that

Fuck Brazilians. Even in this game, they ruin everything.

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>some Soldier 76 complains there are no heals
>tell him to go support then
>"lol no they're boring"

every time every fucking game it doesn't matter if it's battlefield, tf2 or overwatch.

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Alright, real talk.

Do you guys think Mei is curvy underneath all the layers, outright fat, or only big breasted?

It has to at least be curvy because those thighs speak a certain language.

She's eco as fuck so she probably only eats rice and veggies, so I don't yet believe she's an outright cow. Then again, cows only eat grass so that might not be an applicable line of thinking.

>>139003415
They are pinpoint accurate immediately when you get in sight of them and have allseeing sight

Its broken

>Hanzo aims in my general direction
>Arrow hits me anyone due to retarded hit detection and I get one shot

Yeah bull fucking shit

What's the official /vg/ chat channel

why don't we have an irc?

>>139004328
if you've seen any sfm stuff you know she's curvy.

>>139004328
THICC

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>>139004328
Curvy. She's eco, but she's also Chinese. I'm pretty sure she'd be all for eating fatty meat every now and then.

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>>139004801

I haven't seen any evidence of this game having porn made of it yet. Not everything out there has a porn following.

>>139005220
nigga are you fucking retarded

My games have been horribly one sided since the plebs got access to the game. Can't wait for the beta weekend to end.

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>zarya will never crush your head between her thighs like a watermelon

>>139005220
...How can one man be so wrong?

>>139005220
>>>/gif/8392957

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>Lose control point match 99%-100%

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>>139005220
this is bait
are you trying to bait me into posting overwatch smut?

no way, friendo, no way.

FYI Winston doesn't suck he just

-Can't tank without ult
-Shield needs a major buff
-Has to be played as a harasser/Assassin

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>>139005495
>You will never lick Tracer's feet after she finishes her run in Hanamura
>You will never smell Widowmaker's ass
>You will never lick Zarya's Armpits
>You will never have Mei sit her THICC ass on your face
>You will never bury your face in D.VA's soft bush
Need I go on?

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>mfw thinking of all the WoW armor skins they could go for Reinhardt

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>>139002664
>>139003151
>maining tanks
WEW LAD

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>>139005801
>playing as a literal gorilla
>not using gorilla warfare
It can't be any more obvious m8

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>watch streams because never /in/
>a bunch of new streamers due to the stress test
>they're all shit at the game
>a single decent bastion or torb completely shutsdown entire teams with ease
Jesus Christ the open beta is gonna be a complete shitshow.

>crutch 1 hit kills everywhere
>half the characters have splash
>Tip: Press X to not die
I mean, it feels fun to play but I feel like the fun isn't real

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>>139005976
>dreadnaught reinhardt
>judgement reinhardt
>lich king reinhardt

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So did they just let everyone in the beta?

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>>139006851
Fuck off, Tattered.

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>>139006851
No.

>>138996791
Not really. It's her only line that actually sounds the closest to how a russian would pronounce it. Sauce - am russian, born, raised and living in russia at the moment

>>138997131
Husbandos and waifus are same basic shit, so who cares.

>>138993709
it's all going away once the beta's over, why do you care? oh that's right, you're probably not even gonna buy it like half the people in this general anyway.

>>139007504
The true waifu/husbando...

...is the one you love. Yes, you. Specifically you.

>"I'm going for the Toblerone!"

What did she mean by that?

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>>138997308
> mfw Okami skin is white and yellow, instead of white and red

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Blizzard planning to make a Highlander mode? Because right now this game makes TF2 look like a beacon of balance.

>>139003151
Better be the little piggie one.

>>138999694
> he's surprised that dva shitters have trash taste

I don't know what you expected

PICK A FUCKING TANK HERO

>>139008047
Why would you want somebody to pick bastion?

>>139004328

She's fat and has cellulitis on literally every inch of her body. Doesn't mean she can't be curvy at the same time, but still - cellulitis, mang.

>>139007618
Zarya is hungry for Toblerones. Women tend to find comfort foods when they're foreversingle musclebutch weightlifters.

>>139008047
Algum BR? jjjjjjjjjjj

>it's actually fun playing as le diversity man

20 tick

>>139008169
Yeah, Zarya is really fun to play

>>139007368
Then you're fucking retarded if you think that she's pronouncing any of the words correctly

>>139004328
modern cows are fed corn because they get fatter quicker, and there muscles are more tender.

>>139002485
yikes

>>139004634
oh shit we need one

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>It's another Bastion POTG where he just holds M1 for a few seconds

>die die die

i'm already sick of the edgelord and i've been playing 4 hours

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Who is the cutest Overwatch and why is it Bastion?

>>139008940
No, the only retard here is you, anon. I've said 'THE CLOSEST to how a russian would pronounce it'. Go google what that word means. Your english sucks ass, friendo.

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>>139009496
>it's another stress tester who can't handle bastion

>>139009719
>there are new players in this beta stress test weekend

gee who would have guessed. dumb anime poster.

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>HAARDVAARK BEYZO
What did he mean by this?

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>>139009585
Why do you ask if you already know the answer?

>>139009605
Oh yes, please tell me more about my English and Russian, anonymous internet friend :^)

So when the open beta launch all my skins and gold will be wiped out?

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>>139010165
I had to make sure other people knew too.

>machine meme man healer can die from a single bodyshot

this is just like my cs:go

>get in game
>guy starts spewing on mic and whining 5 seconds before game starts
god bless these people

>>139010406
OF COURSH!

>>139010572
it's more you can die to one hit and everyone else takes 5

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I'm already sick of woman scout.

>>139009879
are they new to video games?

>>139011160
yes. this is a blizzard game.

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>Get into Beta on a whim
>No idea what I'm doing
>Play a fuckton of Reinhardt
>The occasion commend for damage blocked
>Play Bastion once
>28 killstreak
>PotG
>LEGENDARY

/vg/ was right about something, that's for sure.

Wait, what?

I got a stress test invite, but that was supposed to end at 9am PST today.

Yet, I can still log in and play.

If my account is bugged, should I report this to blizzard so they can properly retract access for my account? I never got an e-mail or was ever accepted to the actual beta aside from the stress test.

>enemy shoots me for 90% of my health
>enemy tracer runs in and does the last hit

wew

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>play hearthstone
>can poop between matches, or even during matches, because its on mobile

>play overwatch
>cannot poop between matches, or even during matches

can someone explain to me why this game is good again?

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>>139011453
9pm PST, man.

>>139011453
It ends 8pm eastern.

>>139011453
9pm m8

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>>139009879
>complaining about anime

please leave

So soldier 76 is essentially COD the player personified

>trying to play zarya
>can't build up damage because nobody will shoot at me with the shield up
>can't have my teammates build damage for me because everyone is dicking around somewhere else

this character is unplayable in pubs.

>>139011679
What the FUCK is this?

>>139011453
>blizzcucks

>>139011829
he's a simplified, neutered version of a cod player.

Oscar mike from battleborn is more of a cod player; when hit by slowly effects, he complains about lag, says "get owned" or "I am so FUCKING cool"

A lot of the character archetypes in overwatch have been toned down and considerably modified to never get on anyone's nerves. But part of the joy is beating and killing other players who annoy you. It's fun to kill the personality that annoys you, but overwatch doesn't give you that possibility, because that other person might be better than you and make you feel bad

>>139011796
Stop being walking insufferable stereotypes and maybe nobody would care.

>>139012150
stay on reddit

>>139011853

You are just bad, you use shields when people HAVE to shoot you or your teammate. You don't just use them and hope it happens.

>>139011876
besides the ketchup on the bananas, that meal looks fantastic

just eat the bananas plain

>>139012150
>comes to the anime website for anime watchers
>complains about anime

when will the janitors do their fucking job and remove trash?

>>139007618
She needs some of that nougat.

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>Walk around a corner
>get one shotted
>recap is just them missing their intended target
this is happening way too much

>>139011796
>make a terrible post with an smug anime reaction image
>people call you a fucking retard
>g-get out if you hate anime so much

>>139012219
this place is practically le reddit after all the mods were replaced over a year ago.

>>139012517
>20 tick rate
>no raw mouse input
>fov is max 90

you thought this game would be fair and competitive?

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>put sentry on point
>enemy team comes with seconds left
>Q

>>139012563
the response wasn't even about the argument at hand. It was just "you disagree with me, and you like anime, therefore I'm right and you're wrong"

Just go back to plebbit where you can censor other people's opinions with downvotes

>>139012609
>20 tick
Nice meme.kid

>>139012305
Janitors only do their job if you say something that personally offends them.

like the fact that their dyed hair makes them look like a tool.

>>139012731
Again, this is reddit after all the mods were changed. Maybe you should be on a certain other messaging board website? One with double the numbers?

Should I play jet set radio man?

>>139007368
I am Russian too and I disagree.

>>139012849
>anime website
>complain about anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M8Vwk5teY

>>139012850
His area heals are pretty nice, since you can still shoot people and not have to worry about min/maxing retards.