Dota 2 General - /d2g/

DIE FRENCH/PORTUGUESE FAGGOTS

My gf is so great :)

>>138936341
girls suck at dota, get yourself a bf

>>138936247
you forgot
t. Alberto Barbosa

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PATCH, BRUNO
YOU DIRTY FUCKING ITALIAN CUNT
I JUST WANT TO CARE ABOUT DOTA 2 AGAIN
JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING PATCH ALREADY

>>138936740
>Argentine
>Italy
?

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Is this good?

>>138936934
no it's physically the worst I've never seen anything worse you're garbage kill yourself

>>138937036
oh ok

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QUICK! WHATS A PRO ITEM BUILD FOR DEERBITCH?

Is it better to get solar first or refresher first with wyvern?

also general item build? I know soul ring is esstiential for her.

>>138937195
midas
treads
urn
lance
agh's

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>>138937195
Aether lense

>>138937279
surely dragon lance?

xth for artour can't handle the banter and blocked me

Is orchid pop magic damage, because I swear it doesn't do as much damage as it says.

what's the proper void build?

>>138936934
only 1.2 more points on kda ratio and you're decent

I love adelaide

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>no /d2g/ carry to support

>>138937850
back off dudester, she's mine

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hey faggots i made a tier based list of the best heroes on their 'escape' stat
tell me which heroes would you move to which tier

>>138937962
>visage
>a hero with a huge slow and movement speed boost and potentially 3 1.5 second stuns
>is at 0
>enchantress is at 1
>clock and WW at 1
this is retarded

>tfw you lost and it's mostly your fault this time

Well dotards, how can I cope with this?

>>138937725
My older games are really weighing it down

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/29099703/matches?date=&duration=&enjoyment=any&faction=&game_mode=&hero=zeus&lobby_type=&region=&skill_bracket=&timezone=Asia%2FJerusalem

>navi actually is good again

>>138937962
Puck and to a lesser degree Ember should be in their own separate tier.

Puck can escape literally any situation if he has blink, Ember as well if he has manta.

>>138938503
>irrelevant honeypot lan

rofl, next major if they even make it out of the qualifiers they'll choke and get 16th

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Why is Sven getting picked so much if his WR is so low?

>>138938758
>doom
>disruptor ult with agh

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DUDE

>>138939242
More importantly, why is it that every time an enemy picks sven and plays like a crazed farm machine, my teams main carry is a fucking juggernaut who never ever uses healing ward, buys a battlefury and manta and his teammfight presense consists of a shitty ult that doesn't proc fully and 3 autoattacks before he dies?

This happened at least 3 different games

Why the fuck do people pick juggernaut vs sven?

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>>138939339
WEAVE

WHAT IS THIS MEME BUILD FOR VOID?

VLADS BLINK AGHS

When I started playing today I was on a 9 game winning streak.

Now I am on a 4 game losing streak.

Valve threw everything at me, from 400 gpm Anti Mages on my team to enemy teams consisting of Spec, Zeus, Earth Spirit and Lion.

Epic.

>>138939684
Initiator disabler while his ranged carry kills the guy.

>>138939684
That's the main build.

The meme build is Vanguard + Radiance + Manta + Octarine.

>>138939749
>when I win I deserve it, when I lose it's because my team sucks.

Love it, every time.

>>138939914

Literally tell me how it's not my team's fault when my mid Pugna goes 0/6 against a fucking QoP.

>>138939986
>how does a hero who has no HP die to a magic burst hero

Gee.

But that's not my point.

People here never admit to the fact that maybe sometimes they're the booga on their team who get carried to a win.

Why doesn't anyone ever post about those games :^)?

Apparently I have 21% win against omni and 38% against invoker

holy shit kill me

>>138940318
I really like that you can check this.
>dotabuff plus only
nevermind...

>Let's make a hero that can steal any kill anywhere on the map at any time
>And give him an ability that prevents any other hero from casting their spells, or running
>Oh and two 100% uptime summons that will out harass all other heroes from lane/runes/high ground
>Oh and 5 different ravages

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>>138940318
>>138940383
Forgot pic

I'm finally starting to accept that, while I am a pretty decent offlaner for my skill bracket, I simply MUST play support every game because I just can't rely on pub players to not be dogshit.

>>138940465
He actually doesn't make any sense from a balance standpoint, especially his early game

also
> F O U R INT GROWTH
I find it funny that this game to be. I don't often bemoan overpowered heroes, but he's pretty stupid I must say

>>138940557
yasp.co gives you these stats for free you fucking retard

>>138940616
Yeah invokers stat growth is FUCKING RETARDED


His autoattack damage is fucking massive even without exort

>>138940616
I don't even want Invoker on my team because his pickers are all the same, like they try to emulate him in real life.
Just disgusting people.

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LUL

gonna be a lil bitch and ask, anyone got any hero or global items they don't want?

why is yoky playing ember for vp?

what happened to illidan? dkphobos? lil?

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Ryuu is so awful to listen to. Why was he invited?

good god this faggot crack addict is unbearable. who the FUCKs idea was it to invite this guy

>>138941308
Illidan kicked, Yoky keeps threatening to leave if he's not allowed to play carry. That leaves FNG in the offlane, and he's shit at it.

>>138941308
they all got kicked

>>138941308
Yoky is the pro-dota version of the "mid or feed" player

>>138941350
>illidan kicked

literally why? is fng such a cuck?

>>138941571
>is fng such a cuck?
Yes

Nice tournament slavshitters

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starladder more like lagladder amirite guys xd

kotlguy looks like he's gotten fatter from the last time i saw him

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>mfw shitters tell me invoker is OP

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>YOKY

when the FUCK is the patch coming out? game is fucking unbearable

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>>138941841
I'd still sit on his face :3

>>138941980
Last year it was after Starladder. Hopefully in the next week or two.

>>138940176
I do, I love getting carried specially on ranked games.

I get so many retards is refreshing to be the worst player in the team for a chance.

What stream are we watching lads?

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>shit on enemy mid
>he just memebacks

>>138941980
Monday or tuesday test client update
Thursday or friday main client update

>>138942145
Slavladder

this is what happens when support players think they can just switch to player core

>>138942589
what happened?
the chat is all about fng but i missed it

>>138942589
this is what happens when teams pick the most boring cookie-cutter "lel u can't push our high ground" lineups.

literally the 4-4-2 of dota

Aghs bat saved that game hard lmao

>bat aghs doing work

yes

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china?

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>Going high ground versus Batrider, Invoker and Ember

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>china finds out bat has an agh episode

god i love double lasso

MANLY VOICE KappaPride GOOD HAIR CUT KappaPride DISCOUNTED MATT DAMON LOOKS KappaPride RED CHERRY KISSABLE LIPS KappaPride MUST BE RYUU

How do I stop these twitch advertisments THEY ARE SO ANNOYING

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Is LD losing weight? His head is starting to look fucking ginormous .

>>138942940
https://adblockplus.org/

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ELIPHAS, OPEN THE PORTAL!

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>>138943078
Is that new Wraith King arcana?

Quickly /d2g/ post that qt slav girl

>>138943078
>10 billion chaos artifacts to early
no I think not

So i heard shots outside

I dont even know what happened

there was a group of 2 dudes and other 2 dudes and 4 women walking the 2 dudes that were walking behind were insulting the ones on the front

Then i couldnt see anymore , the ones on the front by the sound seem to have beaten the ones that were insulting them

few minute laters i hear gunshots

what the fuck

Fuck you cia/NSA/FBI

>>138942693
he constantly forgets to use bkb when blinking in to lasso. he had a game-wining lasso on two heroes, but because he forgot to bkb, he just got bursted down.

so is yoky chinese or what

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>>138943220
k

>>138943286
mongol rape baby

>>138943286
Russki scoring korean pussy

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>no tracer hero
dotards?

>>138943406
So he's Finnish then?

>>138943525
hots has one

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>>138943220

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>>138943525
>blizzard will eliminate all ass by next year
rofl

>thread is 2 hours old
>LAN is going on
>100 replies

we /sc2/ now boys

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>>138943525
where did you get this photo of me?

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anything look good in the new treasure? only the deerbitch set looks good to me.

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>>138943525
>that widowmaker face

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Why is Puck so popular this tournament?

>>138944193
memefight

I got an idea to balance invoker

Invoking a spell resets its cooldown
-1 base damage

>>138944465
nah just make his spells work on buildings mate, also charges.

>>138944465
good post but what if using invoke added a 5% cooldown increase on all spells that were on cooldown

I.e. invoker uses cold snap (20sec CD) and meteor (55sec CD) and then he invokes two other spells

That means cold snap would get a +2 second CD increase and meteor would get a 5 second increase

Is g fucking stupid? Get one point into fucking wex for fucking walk jesus christ this is painful to watch

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God damn this Invoker is getting fucked.

>>138937903
Ages ago I posted on here that I was new and liked playing support, and someone offered to add me on steam so he could coach me and play together. I added him, and he seemed alright. A little bossy, and prone to raging when things went badly, but I'm pretty chill and I didn't mind.

Anyway, after a few weeks I discovered that he was 14 years old, and then he tried to talk me into sending him a picture of my dick in a "lol jk tho haha that was my brother on my pc making jokes haha what a joker" way.

So yeah. /d2g/ carries.

Gonna try carry abbadon

>>138944957
so wait was he good?

>>138944957
>14yold
LMAO holy shit

>>138939749
Check your games where you won.

Did you have the highest hero damage?
Did you have the highest tower damage?

If you had none of the above, you got carried.

>>138944957
>having a 14year old bull

rofl

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>>138944983

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>>138944957
I'd believe it

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>>138945097
>jungle legion
when will this meme die?

How do you force your team to push and stop waiting inside of base while every tower slowly falls?

you have three rapiers why are you waiting in base

>>138945174
when you get on your knees and fellate her thick futa cock

VP are just stupid.

idk why you choose to run around alone at night when you have DS, oracle and earth spirit on your team vs beastmaster and nightstalker. VP looks like a super shitty team with 3k mmr decision making. not once did the invoker ever decide to skill wex to ghost walk with

Which hero uses the most sage masks? Both Clinkz builds use 3.

>>138945174
When you get out of <5k

Its sad when you land 3+ man wall/vacuum combo and you cant do anything about to capitalize on it lol

>>138945347
It happens there too

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how is this balanced d2g?

tell me, HOW????????

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>when you midlane and ask for a tango

Got low prio for abandoning
Tried to join a game and it said couldn't connect to server
15min que
Tried again and it said 24hr que

Am i banned lads?

>>138945432
false range meme

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WAKE UP
NO PATCH

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>>138945456
>jungler asks for tangoes

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>>138945432
doesnt pierce spell immunity.

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When do the real teams play?

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Blog 'em.

>>138945645
i cant tell if i want og or alliance to lose more

>>138945645
May 3rd

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36-7

Is Beastmaster worth learning?

How did VG get both BM and NS?

>>138945842
fng is shit

>>138945806
the pros use him religiously so yes.

>>138945806
>learning
whats there to learn

you go jungle
get lvl 6
run around map get kills when your ult is of cd

its like one of the easiest win conditions.

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>>138945806
yeah

>>138945806
mmr master is worth learning he is top 5 offlaners this patch and its easy to solo win games if you just play your lane right

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who is the best panel analyst and why is it /nahaz/?

>>138945645
cant wait choke4 btfo noskill

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>>138946061
this dude is smugger than lolis

>>138946032
Is he ever played mid?

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>tfw no gender bend arcanas

>>138946061
He is the best

>>138946223
he was primarily played mid back in dota1. back when play making mids were a thang. nowadays melee mids are easily exploited

>>138946223

if you have some heavy farmers safe and off, like sven and LD, you can go BM mid

he ussed to be played mid quite a lot and then Lesh meta happend, he doesnt deal that well with ranged epic int carries

now its by far best to play him offlane becuase hes super strong and can punish the spectres etc

>>138946362
Isn't he totally useless vs a trilane?

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>>138946308
thank you

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>>138946061
Nahaz is prime husbando material. I want him to keep track of how many times he pounds my prostate into jelly and what percentage of the time it makes me cum hands free.

>>138946494
no because you can fuck up their pulls with pigs, pretty much thats the only thing needed to make trilanes fail

you can also jungle just fine if they are super strong, and with the hawk vision you can play pretty agressive if you dont see the sups

i tpd to tower many times against some carries with no stuns when the retards tried to flank me from all directions becuase of the hawk visioj

>>138946494
that is why you jungle the offlane camp?

>>138946327
thank od invoker zues

>>138946292
Literally his sister or some lookalike. The nose and the hair texture give it away.

>>138946529
sauce plz

>>138946292
>you will never be a little girl
;_; not even in dota2. I guess i am going back to 2hu.

>>138946768
https://imgur.com/a/8cmiu

I'm sure it's in here somewhere

>>138946768
Search dota_2 ahegao on the rule 34 site with the .xxx domain

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>>138946529
>SJW
>Husbando
Dotard?

give me some good sadpandas

>>138947154
http://exhentai.org/g/897174/b62cb2ca42/

god tier

>picking Sven when BM is on the other team

Why are you able to get items from your stash by standing next to the enemy fountain?

>>138947296
why not

>>138947296
probably for the lulz desu

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>>138947154
http://exhentai.org/g/817869/07c8aec410/

>>138947218
pretty good

>>138946728
you cant tell because of the shit resolution on the first image

>E-sport is going on
>Nobody's talking about it
Dead game?

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God I love Pugna. Literally free MMR in 2k since people NEVER buy BKB.

>>138947527
>3 am
>ResidentSleeper

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>>138947527
wahhh my esports take them seriously

>>138947296
The world of Dota2 loops infinitely onto itself, so when you're at the enemy fountain, your foutain just at the back of it, so you're in range of your own fountain's stash when you're at the enemy fountain

>>138946728
they have three matching moles, maybe twins

>>138947527
>caring about tier 3 tournaments
go play the game, hipster

>>138947527
>literally 2 tier 2 teams counter-throwing each other
not worth discussing m8

Played a game with my 883 MMR friend earlier today. The Shadow Shaman on the enemy team built 2 desolators and a moon shard. 2k isn't so bad.

>>138947578
>>138947593
>>138947614
>>138947629
haha dotards you are easily rused

when will EG and Secret (aka EG 2.0) play?

>>138947629
both top ten in last TI if I remember correctly

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>>138947739
shit I've been had

>>138947739
nice lads, you got me xDDDD

>>138947739
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA

>>138947778
both teams rosters are not the same as they were last TI

>>138947739
HAO DID HE DO IT?

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>>138947532
Posting about stomping 2k is like bragging about beating up a toddler.

>>138947778
you remember wrong

vp roaster change and vgreborn is a completely different team

>>138947532
How come with so many 'free mmr at 2k' heroes YOU'RE STILL FUCKING 2K?

THAT'S NOT EVEN 3K

3K IS FUCKING DOGSHIT, FULL OF RETARDS AND MORONS

HOW CAN YOU BE 2K

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Fucking remove Ryu from casting dota ever again. Jesus christ

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tfw tier 2 and below teams are literally unwatchable

holy fuck shit dotas dead LMAO

>>138947960
>hating fags in 2016
end yourself choking swedecuck

>>138947881
>>138947932
I don't know about VGr, but doesn't the new VP lineup look better than the last?

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HURRRR look at me i buy aether lens instead of blink dagger lamo why am i losing game now???

>>138947416
>>138947218
love this one picture website meme

>>138947946
Well you can't just spam heroes like Pugna. He's only free MMR against certain lineups.

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>>138947946
The funniest thing I see here is still people believing they deserve a bracket higher than they're in even though they put no effort whatsoever into improving

"M-ME OOGA, TEAM BOOGA RIGHT GUYS?"

>>138948006
I dont think VP new roster is better. Their position 1 is a fucking retard

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>>138947998

Ryu is absolute garbage

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>>138948006
> new VP lineup look better than the last

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Thoughts on Ryubooruz?

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>>138948006

>doesn't the new VP lineup look better than the last?

>>138948006
VP will never be relevant again, they should have stuck with their TI5 lineup

Have VP lost every game they've drafted Sven? Is fng a madman?

>>138948006
?

literally everyone in the russian scene said that vp made the biggest mistake the same day it happend

xbox yesterday said that navi should already get the invite to manila becuase every single other cis team is total trash

g is a washed up faggot, good job kicking the 2 players that carried your faggot ass cunt

Yoky sucks

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The teachings of carry abbadon will save you from the 2k trench

>>138948106
I spend effort every game trying to improve as a player. A lot of people get the idea that their MMR doesn't suit them, and blame the system. It is true for a lot of people that their MMR does not suit them, but the system is not entirely at fault. It does not facilitate improvement well. In order to move up efficiently (sub 5k- where small increments matter,) you really do need to be EXEMPLARY in every game.

That said, the comment you replied to does reek of the sort of person who complains about how supports are underappreciated too much, but only plays Lion.

>>138948274
sven has lost every game in this tournament so far

>>138948006
Yoky is a fucking faggot that was the best offlaner in CIS when he was on Empire, but cried like a fucking retard and left because he wanted to play mid despite being a shitter at it. He is literally the pro-dota version of "MID OR FEED" pub retard. god I hope every team with that retard fails, what a fucking imbecile.

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Watching TA dominate the entire enemy team is very hot desu

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They'll never be together again

Let that sink in

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>>138948274
but I thought OD was op guys

VP better hope Silent gets well so they can kick yoky

>>138948762
can't kick yoku alone, they are a package, aloha yoku and that other guy

>>138948762
VP should just get Ritsu

If dubs, manila will get the worst major because of cancerous audience and valve will have to stop with this major shit

>>138949023
if singles you stop posting

>>138948801
they are under contract, doubt they can say shit to snegg

>>138948850
>POO IN THE LOO

VGR probably has no idea what's happening

I bet chinese teams GG the instant they get mega creeps unless they have a gyro or medusa

NO GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK BibleThump NO FRIENDS BibleThump NO MONEY BibleThump NO JOB BibleThump NO FUTURE BibleThump NO LIFE BibleThump WASTING TIME ON TWITCH BibleThump MUST BE ME BibleThump

FNG is a trash off laner.

Go back to support kiddo.

>sven just running around watching his team die like a cuck

this is why you don't pick carry sven

you first pick roamingsupport sven and bait the counter picks

topfuckingkek

yoky literally just ran in circles while his team was getting their assholes torn apart. why does sven ever get picked?

I'm a 2k shitter, can anyone explain to me why Axe is bad right now?

hahaha get fucked Yoky you fucking cuck

>>138948717
what you thought was that you was slick

>>138949254
lmao lets see you do a better job faggit

>>138949316
I'm a Timber god.

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g had a sick profile photo

>>138949284
becomes a glorified creep at the 25 minute mark

>no snowballs hell in chance

what did he mean by this

Sven should be only played as a support

is chinese a beautiful language? I'm having a hard time deciding

>>138949284
damage falls off, no decent laning, has a very long period where he's basically useless until he gets a blink dagger, even after his dagger his utility is limited

like why would you pick axe when you can pick a beastmaster or legion commander?

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why are slav women so qt, need to fly to poland and find me some 3dpd

Can you clear something up for me? I usually play support, because I wait until last to pick so we dont get four or five carries. Now as Ive gotten my MMR up just a little bit I am getting a lot of flack for ganking.
Carries seem to want me to initiate, drop them down to low HP and then leave. If I actually go with 0 last hits and 0 kills through laning phase I have no chance of getting both wards and upgrades to make me the least bit viable in the mid-late game. On top of that I see time and time again enemies escaping on 10 hp because my carry cant finish them after I back off.
If they can last hit properly they should be able to get enough free farm after their opponent is dead anyways.

Playing support is such an ungrateful role, fuck. Getting accused of kill stealing when you land stuns that flat out stop enemies from escaping happens almost every match

as if "kill stealing" should even be a thing in this game

>>138949284
the reason is that they made the cast time on berserkers call longer, so it's a lot harder to blink in and get it off right. still a pubstomper though imo

>>138949431
Deciding is it beautiful or not?

>>138949408
Soulring, Mana boots, Blink, Forcestaff, Aghamins

r8 my roaming support sven build m8s

>>138949449
>Picking Lesbian Cumpdumpster
>Ever

>>138949585
>Cumpdumpster
Well, she does love cump

>>138949431
no, it's ugly as shit

>>138949573
You will never have money for that shit. It's a miracle if you get soul ring and arcanes as support.

>>138949480
>yfw a lot of hopeful swedish medical students go to poland to study because there's no room for them in our own universities
>yfw they often end up flunking out because they find out that a polish vagina flows over like the vistula in spring if they so much as look to the north, making focusing on your studies impossible for the poor used up and drained swedes

>>138948345
>Vlads Skadi
>lowest hero damage on the entire game
>Tresdina did all the work
>hurr carry Abaddon
Fuck off

>>138949573
bottle, blink, blademail forcestaff

play him like a suicide initiator

casual robe of magi early solves his mana issues as well

Whatever floats your boat, m8. Try watching CS:GO? They usually have a rude autist and the Boston strangler on their panels. That might resonate better with you.

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Alliance about to get BTFO

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I don't even anymore
This patch is pure shit

Wins are just determined by who drafts the more OP heroes at this point

Invoker, OD, Spectre, and Bounty Hunter nerfs can't come soon enough

>>138950293
>twitch spam
fuck off

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>>138950309
>normal skill

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>got raxed bot
>all teammates die
>bout to gg
>only item I had was bot/blink/manta
>decide to fuck it and buy rapier
>manage to defend
>buy 2nd rapier
>defend
>3rd rapier
>defend
>4th rapier
>mega creep enemy
>have enough for 5th rapier
>game ended
blink sniper is fuckin stronk dont even need no shitty attack speed

>>138950309
>normie skill

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>>138950382

he got back at 2k trench after losing with BANE?

>>138950309
play od or zeus in mid every game, you'll be 4k in no time

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>>138950308
>Alliance getting btfo
>by some overrated garbage tier 3 team

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>>138950309
>normal skill
>thinks his opinion has any weight

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What did they mean by this?

>>138950494
That Canada's European.

>>138950308
miss WoW even after 3 years ago I last play.

>>138950494
They wrongfully assumed that when people say "EU team", they mean "European Union team" instead of "European Team".
Rookie mistake.

>>138950395
HOHO

HAHA

OG vs Alliance, who are OUR guys?

Do you think interviewer-chan is insecure because all of the players are too awkward to look at her when she's talking to them?

>>138946005

reinessa a cute. CUTE!

>>138951047
[A]

>>138950494
Canada/Malaysia, Jordan & Israel = Europe

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>>138951047
Hey

>ping that enemy lion is going mid for good 10, 15 secs
>my mid laner still dies to him over and over again
I like this 0.1k bracket im in right now

>>138951071
>getting choked by a fat guy
>our guys

no

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>>138951053
Pretty much

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>>138951053
I bet EGM really comes out of his shell in bed

EGM is so autistic I love it. Anyone remember when he needed Blitz with him to do interviews? Him and S4 are the only likable guys from Alliance.

Lipstick dota you fucking homosexuals

start

the

fucking

games

>>138951047
Our Guys of course

Slav girls truly are god tier, didnt fall for the western dykery feminist bs ,(see Soe)

>tfw s4 will never control your tempo
Why live?

>>138950395
I wish people would stop blogging about their ebin 2k games.

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>>138951165

yeah. EGM is a womanizer.

>>138951047
whichever team doesn't have Loda and Akke

HO-HO

HA-HA

PEEPED

>>138951153
>white people

what went wrong?

>>138951183
CALM DOWN THEY'RE TEMPO CONTROLLING

>>138951225
You think a tattooed womlet, chestlet whore that is nonironically into garbage fiction like Warcraft isn't a fucked up western slut?

>>138951225
soe ethnically slav you fucking moron

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>tempo control

>the two undisputed best mids are about to go at it
are you guys ready?
notail vs s4 let's fucking go

>>138951360

she's swiss all the way through isn't she?

If this panel had sheever instead of grandpa nahaz, I would be so pissed

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At least the slavs are BTFOing the chinks in the other game...

>>138951418
reported

>>138951425
sheever is our gal

>>138951473
>caring about CS: RNG Offensive

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>>138951536
stop

>>138951473
Chinks are just picking up the game, after 1-2 years maybe they will be on european level.

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>tfw surgery exam in 5 days
>all I care about is slavladder

>>138951491
Even the stupidest retard here knows more about dota than her.

>>138951360
mountain jews aren't slavs

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>Bulldog buys Bububu all her cosmetics & Steam games, he advertises her Twitch channel and gives her publicity
>s4 gives her the dick
JUST

>>138951654
Bulldog is a gentleman

>>138951654

she's ugly who cares

>>138951654
FUCK YOUUUU
YOUUUU CUUCK
FUCKKK YOUUU YOU FUCKIN SWED

>>138951637
I had surgery last year while a tournament was on. When I woke up I was watching it on my phone in the recovery room. Something exciting happened which spiked my heart rate enough that a couple of nurses rushed in to make sure I wasn't dying.

>>138951575
>smoking before backstabing first

nothing wrong in this webm

Holy fuck can they just get on with it.

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>>138951654
fucking Swedes

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>>138951654
s4 is banging the ex G gf, dotagasm or something

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Does anyone know why this is happening? The other blocks never show up.

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Reminder that Miracle lost lane to Arteezy's LD as Viper and even got solo-killed. Can our boy Artour "Arteezy" Babaev even be stopped?

>>138951745
this desu
THIS DESU

>>138951654
>Ugly
>clearly is awful at talking to women, all he can do is act like a sperg on Twitch to make them laugh at him
>hasn't been relevant in Dota for years and probably won't be ever again

I hope he got his full of pussy after winning TI3.

>when you want to play a fun hero but you have to counter the enemies gay ass heroes

I haven't played offlane enchantress in forever because of this shit.

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player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 2030
player_behavior_score_last_report: 1
player_behavior_report_old_data: false


i MEAN WHAT Tthe fuck

I never even speak, I just mute ppl from the start and play some dota

Bulldog is such a memer. I can't help but love the guy

Switch for ru stream for epic shit kek

>>138951937
lmao how could yours be THAT low, I call bs. You are a serious flamer or make it painfully obvious you're from South America on you steam profile and are queue'ing us

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>>138951823

Non-honeypots

>>138951805

no s4 is banging the ugly bububu

dotagasm is a legit chinkslav cutie tho

>nahaz, obnoxious as ever

What do you do when you get astral imprisoned and see an angry bear emerge from the fog and walk up to you?

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Why is Miracle so overrated?
pic related, it's the true GOAT mid.

How's the MMR life treating you today, gulag?
Another fine day in five-kay for me.

So nahaz thinks he's tim gunn then?

>>138951992
>>138951996
what happened?

>>138952006
love it

>>138951813
You need to download more ram

>>138951937
>>138951998
how do u find this info

>>138952047
just tp out

>>138952106
By not being cancer

>>138952063
Because miracle literally carried his shitter teammates across the finish line at a major. That little team-wrecking cuck has never done anything close to that.

>>138952006
Sorry, but Secret WILL win TI6. Arteezy just needed a sane captain since PPD lost his mind after TI5.

>>138952006
its nice but

you should have made some of the rain drops, tear drops.

>>138952031
https://ask.fm/sheeborshee she is . There was thread on reddit or something

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>>138951998
I can screen cap it, here you go

I was around 7000 before I was put into low prio

I didnt feel like playing with them because my dotabuff says my non ranked games are normal skill, while solo rank is around 4-5k

I just took a qb, ate my way through the trees and got into a hiding spot that leeched me xp. Then I usually went on to play rocket league while "playing" lp matches.

Now im watching slavladder and doing this shit.

Does the bonus summon damage on Arcane Orb (Outworld Devourer) work on Spirit Bear?

>>138952168
Arteezy will never win a TI

>Two washed-up team trying to drag each other down in order to advance

The matches would be entertaining.

>>138952216
You are cancer