/dsg/ - Dark Souls general

>"Summoning has failed"
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

first for patrolling enemies and tactical espionage action

weak pars

Fastest general so far.

I'm level 30 and my friend is level 13, I'm trying to lay down my soapstone at the Lothric High Wall bonfire but he can't see it. What's the deal?

BEST PVP DEX WEAPONS PLS RESPOND

>>138696913
have you set a password?

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first for shit waifus

FUCKING DRAGONSLAYER ARMOR

ASKDJALDHJAAAAAAAAA

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why don't more bosses talk?

>trying to make a hexer
suffering

>>138696938
S T R A I G H T
W
O
R
D

>>138696980
Yeah, still nothing.

>>138696983
nigga the bonfire maiden in this game is on par with MiB

>>138696938
the katana is the superior weapon in games and irl

Why isn't anyone talking about the sunlight straightsword more? It has B/B scaling at +5, Sacred Oath wa, stupid good straight sword moveset and can be buffed making it perfect for 30 faith investors. Fuckn thing is KING in pve/pvp

>>138696994
>Oceiros
>Osiris
really from

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OTHER FIRES IN FARRON

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Alright so i figured it out, it lets you see signs to summon people, but you can't summon them.
Why the fuck would you use this then.

>Yellowfinger Heysel
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I could beat him in the Crucifixion woods by cheesing him with power attacks, but holy shit this Farron Keep invasion. I can't see him coming, getting close to him means he can hit me with the world's most devastating pickaxe (which doubles as his staff for casting meh damage sorceries from a range and staying invisible) and he takes no damage whatsoever. This is terrible.

Anyone know where I can find a dark and poison infusion gems? The wiki tells me enemies to farm them from but i'm sure there's gotta be at least one of those in the world somewhere.

So sorceries for a second playthrough is a terrible idea? I'm reading that casters got fucked again.

I miss DaS1 where you could rely on your field of magic in its entirety rather than having to supplement it with a weapon that ends up doing more damage than your endgame spells anyway

>>138696141
He didnt kill her, he dreamed of her, which is how he learned of the ability of Lifehunt.

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I'm getting memed, right?

So are there no Good Greatswords that stack with faith?

guide scans where

>>138697123
shit I found them both already but can't remember where...

fuck off fag, wait for 900

>dancer 1st half: "man this is easy, don't see why people were having so much trouble"
>2nd half: "oh fuck"

Where do you find more Refined Gems? I've only found one........................

Refined or sharp for my black blade?

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Looks like watchdog covenant completely broken. For unknown reason I only invade US west coast players with big lag. If turn off worldwide mode, invasion will stop completely. At least 2 laggy invasions per hour is better than nothing...

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Well this is encouraging

>boreal valley

suicide running the shit out of this place. am I really supposed to fight two enemies at once whilst some cunt homing fire beams at me?

>>138697089
Look to the skies.
Go to the Wolf's Bonfire and look from there. The towers with flames at the top will tell you the general direction.

>>138697119
Wait for a real invader and introduce the two

>>138697081
Sunlight Straightsword was the best straightsword in DaS, I honestly question why people never bring it up. Sunbro had some decent gear and a great sword.
>>138697089
Find the Old Wolf of Farron's tower and you can see the entire swamp, including the heads of the burning towers poking up above the trees.

Try binoculars.

>invaded priscilla
>she isn't a qt3.14 white-skinned girl
disgusting

>>138697265
i don't think i ever attacked that particular group

>>138696772
>tripfag thread
excellent

exactly what everyone wanted

>>138697265
try not being bad at video games

>>138697265
Lure the two NPCs at the start back to the entrance, kill them. Then go around the deacons for a lizard above the Pontiff bonfire, then progress as normal

>>138697254
>Abyss Watcher clothing
How much did you have to pay up? I love the men in pointed hats.

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The FUCK am I supposed to do against these fucking sanic speed motherfuckers? Specially when they show up in fucking pairs? I can't cast at them because the time it takes me to channel a fucking fire orb one of the fuckers has already killed me.

Oh and they charge and jump and plunge about half the fucking map like they're channelling fucking ornstein it's a god damn joke.

Is it just me or is Chaos Bed a little too OP for Pontiff? Literally just demolished him first try. I don't feel proud about it.

more like pontiff paininmyass

>>138697261
Its overrated
Also, you can open the door thing behind it before killing it.

>>138697053
she barely says anything, sure seek bear wasn't fun but she doesn't say anything at all

>>138697183
>claymore
yes

How to deal with the room with 8 jailers. Approaching gets me slow roasted while kiting around the room makes my hp nonexistent.

>>138697436
>sunfag
>pyromancer

That's what you deserve.

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you CANNOT stop me from loving these weapons

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>all of my invasions have been reds hiding behind NPCs and using gimmick builds

Why is week 1 souls always like this? I'm fuckin' using the claymore and a +3, 200 AR curved sword, and everyone else is too scared to fight me. When I got invaded in 2/demons/bb it was never like this (it was in DaS1 though). Why? All I want to do is fight you. Stop being a faggot and running away

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D-Deus vult?

>>138697394
i'm pretty good at dark souls though

honestly this game has had far more plain unfair encounters than any of the others

never have I ever felt the cries of "git gud" more than I do now, 10+ tries into abyss watchers
I should probably just kill myself now

>>138697285
>>138697081
the less people who know about it, the better. there are already too many straightsword fags as it is r1 spamming their way to victory

>>138697254
is that a blueberry or a purple homosex? i always let the cops fight 1v1

What's the deal with these two nigger dragons up by the barracks? I shouldn't be trying to cross the bridge, right?

Who
>Invade all day
Here?

>>138697547
I'm going to wear an obscuring ring and shoot every ranged weapon in the game at you and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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>mfw you use the CURL UP gesture at Fire Keeper

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

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>at a fork, deciding whether to go cathedral or Farron Keep

Which one is progress and which isn't? Also, which weapon is gonna carry me through the rest of the game? Upgraded weapons right now are Large Club, Astora Greatsword and I think Broadsword. I just want to finish this first run already so I can start a new one for PvP with comfort, holy shit this is infuriating for some reason and I already feel burnt out.

>>138697436
are those the assholes with bleed at cathedral of the deep? if so, two hand your weapon and r1-mash them to death

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What's the point of this guy? And jesus sword&broad is way easier than greatswords.

>>138697629
I spend more time invading than I do actually progressing. I still need to kill Yhorm, but I keep invading Anor Londo and the dungeon instead

>>138697536
How early can you get those

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How the FUCK do you deal with Aldritch's bow attack??

>>138697569
what i did whas lure them out one at a time and parry em.

just like DaS1, if you can parry consistently the game is pretty easy/fun. you just need to die a bunch of times learning the timing

Wheres snuggly? I didnt find her in my first run.

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>>138697261
don't block just roll

>having the soapstone on your belt
>when the other belt thing exists
for what purpose, just open it from time to time to see if an area has mp on

>>138697423
30kish

>>138697694
Broadsword
You need to do both to progress, Farron Keep has mandatory Lord of Cinder, and you need to finish Cathedral of the Deep to acquire access to another area

If anyone is playing blood borne, I need help in fishermans horizon.

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>tfw you get the secret theme for for Firelink Shrine

can you not bring a summoned player into the 2nd part of abyss watchers?

>>138697753
Run around. You can't block it cause it'll just smack your face a ministagger you.

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>Invading people in Irrythil a couple of hours ago
>Just standing near the Pontiff Knights and sitting down
>Get a couple of good kills, holy shit people love summoning for help
>Get one guy though
>He's hiding
>I am in there for no joke, like twenty minutes looking for him
>Had notifications turned off
>Check messages now
>Have three, must be from him
>Go away
>Please leave
>I don't want to play with you right now

Could have also been the guy right after him that went offline after two of his phantoms got killed by mobs while I sat and watched.

>>138697798
I always put it there

>>138697284
>gwyndolin
>nitos rags
>bed of chaos looking body
he really is a godeater

>>138697697
kill him or join the shitiest covenant in the entire series

>want to pvp with friend
>put sign down
>he summons me
>I get summoned a mile away
???

Just crashed.
They took the system down update incoming!

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about 1 hour into the game now,
actually managed not to fuck my face up.
tutorial boss was harder than i expected, took 3 tries.
Praise the HD Sun behind those clouds!!

Remember when the souls series was a fair game and not having fat ass enemies that you can't backstab and multiple enemies rushing at you at once unironically?

>>138697436
>that estus flask count
>no + estus
>that hp bar
>that stam bar
>that fucking fp bar thats inching out your hp bar
>that axe

Holy shit I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or berate you for your gimped class choice/setup

Am I missing some kind of weak point with Wolnir? Why do I do no damage to him with a flame weapon?

>>138697556
I want it so fuckin' bad

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I'm retarded, but was Oceiros the father of Lothric and Lorian?

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>>138697842
>>138601098
baka

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>play deprived female
>mud physics

sweating.jpg

>>138698023
bracelets

>beat the game with the ending where you summon the firekeeper
>it doesn't give me the achievement

RRRRREEEEEEE stop triggering my autism fromsoft

>>138697918
doing god's work. teach those plebs that it's not okay to enjoy video games.

>>138697989
>has a shield
>took 3 tries
just kill yourself

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NPC SUMMON?

>>138698025
I could give it to you if you're in NG+

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Where do people come up with these names

He died within like 2 minutes and lost a good chunk of health to the villagers in the boss room

>>138697838
Thanks bruv. I guess I'll keep shoving my face against it.

>>138698002
>>138698002
I'm a caster. I got my points in INT/FAITH and some 20 in attunement. got 4 uses of normal estus and 3 mana estus.
how do I get a + estus?

>>138698117
I got a guy named Meme Lover and he killed Yohrm in 6 hits for me

>>138698118
This is something I must grind myself
How long did it take? Did you find a Cathedral Knight GS?

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post your character

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>>138697948
So he gives you the sunlight warrior covenant? I could swear I got it in the castle.

Anyway. And this guy? Does he drops his sword, ever? I've been farming for a while now.

>>138698065
what are mud physics?

WHERE THE FUCK IS HORACE

>>138698192
i saw this guy on monday kek

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>1st character
>Fuck about with no real build getting myself back in the feel of DkS
>Beat watchers and clear Carthus before I decide my shit build has gone far enough
>Make a new character
>Decide to do str/faith paladin type thing for coop
>Grab claymore, halberd and a couple other weapons for trying out
>Halberd variations & claymore do the same damage per swing as a mace, and just barely more than a straight sword.
>Cost about a 1 1/2 extra stamina per swing
????????
What the hell was FROM thinking?
Did they copy paste this shit from BB but forget that BB weapons all have a fast 1h mode that doesn't use much stamina?

Really killing my urge to carry on.

>>138698187
undead bone shards, burn them in the firelink shrine. You'll get more out of each sip

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>Abyss Watchers are literally just a cooler Maria

SHES GOOD FOR NOTHING NOW

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CUTE

>>138698163
I really don't know. I had someone called ****mcswag earlier.

>3 phantoms + Siegward for Yhorm
>everyone has a Stormruler

Holy fuck my sides

>People complaining about PVP in every souls game ever because they take it too seriously and GOTTA BE DA BESS

>>138697621
Farron covenant. There actually was full scale battle with resummoning sunbros, cops and reds out of nowhere

>>138698001
I just beat pontiff sulhyvan. Playing solo as it's my first playthrough, i'm level 20 I havent put a single point into HP and i'm not using a shield or magic. I literally have not encountered the butthurt you are experiencing.

the game is pretty damn tough but fair imo

>>138698117
Black Hand Gotthard. No question.

>>138698235
He does but the drop rate's a bitch, took like half an hour, worth it though, I've been using it all game.

Anyone know what the dark miracles are/if they are good? Wiki doesn't have them.

>>138698207
Well i never ground them out but i got it from the first cathedral knight near by kittyspider. with 20 luck No gs though.

What's the best starting class for dex based?

>>138697123
>>138697203
Well thanks anyway, anyone else know?

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>fighting cursed tree
>break nutsack
>expecting transformation
>floor collapses
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!

>>138697883
please answer

tree is optional, right?

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Why is the sun turning into a darksign?

>wanna play 1st and 2nd game before 3rd
>they're still at full price on steam and g2a

what the fuck guys?

>>138697285
Yeah, his gear is probably the best in the entire first half of the game, some of the best in the whole game upgraded. His armor is great and his shield is godlike defense and stability for its weight.

People probably never talk about it because they can't bear to kill him.

>>138698475
Yes, but you can't make weapons out of boss souls if you don't get his drop.

>>138698475
It's never an option to not hit a giant ballsack.

>>138697942
They're not Nito's rags, they're just people he ate

The flames are from his Lord of Cinder status

The only god he actually ate is Gwyndolin

>>138698475
if you dont want boss weapons sure

>>138698410
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Irina+of+Carim

I feel so bad for all these poor people.

K***ht
Bi***p

et cetera

Fuck you FROM make a whitelist in addition to a blacklist.

>>138697536
BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM

>do dark ending
>she basically says LEL IT DOESN'T MATTER

fuck these games

>>138698508
The first game is £7.95, you poor bastard.

>>138698485
The fire is on the absolute brink of fading

>>138698410
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Miracles

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Have you bullied her today?

>fighting two lads, one has a big club the other has a gurt knife
>manage to kill one, other one is just one stamina unload from death
>controller dies
>scramble to put in my replacement batteries
>get them in
>go to turn the controller on
>realise they're in the wrong way around
>die not long after
I could have done it too

What's your favorite meme so far?

>Dog meme where he flies 100 miles away so he can recover again
>multiple enemies swarming you meme
>lack of good weapons meme
>no souls farming meme

>>138698553
boss weapons are garbo anyway

>>138698475
yes optional, and if you want to be purple madman don't kill him

>>138698530
I can't blame them. At least SSS is still good even at the rate you get it in the game. NG+1 I ran with his shield and sword without getting disappointed.

>>138698330
She can dance

So, I got suggested DS3 because I like MonHan and its clones, and action games like DMC, Bayonetta and God Hand.

I've always avoided Souls because it always seemed like the difficulty of this game revolved around

>explore for half an hour
>die to a threat that couldn't have been avoided without knowledge beforehand
>walk again for half an hour
>clear previous threat with ease
>repeat until end

And the bosses I've seen in Souls and Bloodborne look comparable to the easier and slower bosses in Monster Hunter.

I'm not wrong, right?

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Watchdogs where we at.

>>138698696
You can still be purple madman

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>>138698678
DO NOT

How wait hold on:

>Anor Londo is all snowy like the Painted World
>A doll is needed to enter the Boreal Valley like the Painted World
>The building where the painting originally was is gone
>The staves of the harpies in the Road of Sacrifice mentions them coming from the Painted World
>Yorshka is a creature like Priscilla
>DaS2 Ornifex is a bird from the Painted World

The fuck happened with the painting?

Also:
>Nameless King allied to the dragons and Gwyn's Firstborn
>Ornstein was looking for the Nameless King
>potentially allied to the dragons too before his death
>in SotFS, there's a dragon in front of the Old Dragonslayer boss room and everyone complained it didn't make sense

I really fucking love Lothric, this is the first time since DaS I've felt like I was in an actual kingdom, and I can see things in the skybox and imagine what it is over there. It is even better than DaS in that regard, everything is really gorgeous.

BB is my favorite by far, but Yarnham did NOT feel like a believable city except for Yahar'Ghul.

>>138698694
Every other enemy has a spin or flip.

>>138698068
That's what I thought. I thought my blade had been hitting them but apparently not head on. Agitating.

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Guys rate my character please


:^)

>>138698679
>my replacement batteries
What the hell shitty controller still uses old school batteries and not an in-built one?

>>138697391
next time you create a new thread 100 posts late, love

>>138698235
>"castle"
>astora's str sword
>carrying empty ash flask
kys senpai

>>138698783
only if you don't join the finger covenant

>>138698753
nah, you're usually no more than a minute's run away from whatever obstacle killed you

if not, you probably missed a shortcut or bonfire

>>138698678
I made her read the spooky Deep miracles.

Does heavier armor slow down your recovery time?

I get clipped by an evangelist and my character just sits there staring at the ground as she takes a good swing and hits me before I'm unstunned.

>>138698762
What level and weapon level do you have to be to actually get Watchdog activity? I have literally gotten zero invasions since I've equipped this thing.

>>138698753
Almost always you can just look around or use intuition to see what happens next you plebian.

>>138698829
holy shit what area? that looks gorgeous!

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Alright, I at least have proof removing the helmets shouldn't be messing with the hairstyles.

It's not the most obvious, but Tsorig here has a buzzcut.

i've killed the scythe pontiff knight like 200 times

FUCKIGN DROP ARKEADY FUCK

>>138698858
>the finger covenant
The what now? I want to join puppy covenant anyway

Best weapons for Greatwood?

Why would anyone ever pick artorias greatsword instead of the farron greatsword

I'll be invading you with my longsword. Feel the pre-nerf pain bitches.

so does the game die at a certain level? I have 200.000 souls and am level 20 but im still in the forest swamp area

>>138698825
it'll look like it does no damage but keep hitting them anyway

>11 hours in
>1 lord of cinder down
not sure if going real fast or real slow

>>138698664
so world = hollowing

but what's the izalith-hairball looking angels flying around?

>>138698830
xbone

>>138698968
the pvp one in cathedral of deep
if you join the fingers and kill the tree boss you can't join the purple madmen

>storm sword infinity abusers
Can I add shitters in black list on PS4?

>>138698805
Old Dragonslayer isn't Ornstein.

>>138698814
Where do you fight the heavyweight champ? NG+ only or?
>>138698829
Nice Guts cosplay

>>138698814

for the first time in a souls game i felt honored to die at the hands of an enemy

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I hate forgetting where I got things. I had this key in my previously playthrough.

help me /dsg/ senpai

Man I fucking love Souls games in the first week before the online becomes a ghost town.

>>138698805
Yorshka is Oceiros' child born to priscilla

>>138698829
makes me remember how sad sif is and in turn makes me sad as well / 10

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>>138698947
It's easier to see like this.

>>138698861
Oh, that's good.

Will a shield still block full physical and retain its stability if you don't meet the STR requirement?

how the fuck do i get to anor londo? i've explored (as far as I know) every possible fucking location in irithyl valley (or whatever it's fucking called) and i cant find a way to proceed. i've already went to the dungeon and the profaned kingdom or w/e it's called

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>Treebeard is optional

Are you fucking kidding me

Who the fuck do I fight instead

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>>138698432

>>138698309
Well I had two of those. Still. those fuckers are so fucking fast I can hardly get a cast off before they rip me to shreds with their attacks.

So many enemies in general are fucking sanic fast in DS3. I might be wrong but I remember most DS1 enemies as being a bit more sluggish but strong. With some fast hitters in between. In DS3 everything seems to sprint at you, which is not fun if you can't cancel out of your casting animation.

>>138698996
artorias fanboys like me

Wolnir is the easiest boss in the game if you don't get hit by his poison nova.

>>138698829
It's a lot later in the game. You have to beat Oceiros, the Consumed King then get his gesture and go back to the dragon statue in the Irithyll Dungeon and use the gesture next to it

Are there any like min/max guides to follow for some good pvp builds?

>>138699114
get the ashes from the graveyard of many spears and then buy the key from the old lady

>>138699056
What makes you say that? Ornstein in DaS1 was possibly an illusion.

>>138699114
the shrine maiden sells that for 1500

>died to Lothric/Lorian
>shortcut now only goes down, even after resting at bonfire

Ebin, simply ebin.

>>138699039
They're called Pilgrim Butterflies, per the Dragonslayer Armour's soul

Where the hell is Loretta?

>>138699114
Mortician's Ashes in the graveyard where the Giant Archer shoots his arrows.

>>138699191
>>138699196
Thank you kind anons

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>>138699060
untended graves; there are two illusory walls after oceiros and you can get to >>138698829 by using the dragon gesture on the carpet next to the dead one in irithyll dungeon

>>138699084
he's still pretty easy to parry, but he's a super-fun boss

>>138699084

>>138699129
well, that's for bosses, but in all other cases you can't really get taken by surprise anyways

Why can I never get summoned as a Watchdog or Blue Sentinel? I've switched between these for over an hour now and nothing.

>>138699152
Meant for
>>138698946

>>138699114
firelink vendor the cheaper key

>>138699140
fight your urge to spoil the game and explore, you only get one first playthrough

>>138699040
Jesus. Sony have never made a controller that uses batteries like that. I know Nintendo did but they're a joke nowadays so you expect that.

>>138699145
After DeS, DS1/2 and BB your slow enemies and bosses are nothing. And even now some people bitching about 2EZ

>>138698918
Not a clue. I was rolling around lvl22 as a shitty robin hood and found an invasion almost every two minutes. From what other people are saying it seems region matchmaking might be messing with the Watchdogs in particular.

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Does anyone know if the Black Blade is best for Dex or Quality? Or can they tell me the scaling at regular +10?

>>138698321
ok let me get it straight, the first 2 panels are a real person, then she turns evil and he makes the living doll which is in the 3rd, right?

DOES NOT OPEN FROM THIS SIDE
NOT
OPEN
FROM
THIS
SIDE

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>>138698762
hard to get invasions m8 i just use red orb as every other covenant

>>138699208
There are two platforms Siegward

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>>138698947
>>138699126
He's certainly no Tarkus.

>wolf knight greatsword has 230 damage and C/C scaling
>Farron greatsword has 228 damage and C/A scaling

math is hard

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Guys why is the Cemetary of Ash pitch black

and why is Gundyr back and raping me

>>138699132
it'll probably eat way more stamina

>>138699137
go past pontiff, thoroughly explore that courtyard

>>138699192
you find his corpse in archdragon peak

>>138699208
it's like the squidward elevator

>>138699224
hanging from a rope by the tree with an estus shard in the settlement

>>138698805
Scythe miracle made from Aldrich's soul says he had a dream that revealed the location of Priscilla to him. Since he uses a lifehunt scythe attack in his fight, you can figure what happened.

>>138699335
Try to give all or one covenant item to Farron. It's works some times for me.

i still don't get the umbasa meme

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Post your weaponfu

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>>138698229

>>138699263
I've had a few watchdogs but literally 0 sentinel

Can I parry with the Pyro starting axe? If so, h2Parry on KB/M?

>>138699145
Yeah, DaS1 enemies are pretty slow and move like robots, tbqh. They also have hardly any variety to their attacks. DaS2 added more attack patterns and slightly more lifelike movement. This is definitely a lot faster. Even big fat fuck enemies are more nimble than skinny enemies from DaS1. Fought Capra Demon earlier and it was like an old man wading through a swimming pool by comparison.

>>138699394
It's the real world, hub Firelink is an illusion disconnected from the rest of the world

>>138699398
thanks senpai

>>138699317
as in having it off? i set mine to on and have gotten lots of us players and a few euros even some people with portuguese names but I like to think those were portuguese and not brazilian scum

>>138699452
>not having a heart of gold

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any tips for dancer? i cant seem to dodge most of her attacks in phase 2, and there doesn't seem to be many openings to land a strike.

>>138699432
Nothing happened. He dreamt of her. Priscilla is referred to in present tense in the only item relating to her other than the miracle. The miracle doesn't even do what the original Lifehunt was capable of, nor does his version. The Lifehunt Scythe he uses is a bad recreation, whereas the skills he took from Gwyndolin are accurate.

He saw an image of her cowering in his dream and that's all.

>>138699398
>pontiff
what? i havent even reached him yet

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>all these faggots dying after aldritch's first bow attack

holy shit get good

>>138699398
Thanks. Just got the red orb, how do I rosaria on the cathedral?

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>fighting Vordt
>down to one hit left
>suddenly
>gas
>GAS
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>curl up in pain, just barely manage to dodge a few attacks
>let out a fart as loud as an earthquake just as I land the final hit

today was a good day

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You want this pyromancy book bitch you gonna take it

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>>138699557
Are we being bamboozled?

what is actually going on here

>invade guy just after pontiff
>he's stuck in the fog gate
lmao what

>>138699557
>This is why you warp to the first area and everything else is interconnected
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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What the hell is going on with weapon AR? This bastard sword has only 30 more AR than my longsword of the same level, yet it is much slower and uses way more stamina.

>guy invades me
>he has like 600 health
> i kill him in one charge attack

Why do people not invest in vigor?

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Is that 20k key even remotely worth it? What do you get from the area it lets you access?

Does anyone know what determines the number of souls rewarded after beating a boss with a host?

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I assume this is where you join the Mound Makers. Can you freely switch between Covenants? I want to give them a shot but not necessarily be stuck as one.

Why can't I make a blonde waifu in DSIII?

Where are you supposed to go next after Aldritch? I went up and got the sun princess ring but that just looked like a dead end from there.

>>138699739
Welcome to DaS3.

I had to leave 3 Great-class weapons behind just because the fucking Broadsword is more efficient with better DPS.

>You're able to sit ANYWHERE
Best Souls game.

>>138699739
Same for every slwo and big weapons. From suck cocks.

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I have a lot of questions, please help me if you can.

-Is it possible to cheese the dragon fast enough to kill it before it flies away?
-What are the best bleed/luck weapons? (I have Anri's sword and its the shit)
-Do all of the fat ladies drop the gnaw spell? I've been grinding them for hours.
-where is the stat relocation lady?
-where is the kamehameha spell?

>>138699757
There's an estus flash shard there and while there is an exploit to get around it, 20k souls is nothing a bit later on in the game. Just be patient

>>138699784
>Can you freely switch between Covenants?
Yes, you get covenant items that you can swap out

I've killed ghorm, cleared the dungeon, Yharnam and smouldering lake where am I meant to go next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

>the fucking crabs in this game

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>>138699740

>>138699757
>crow trade
>firekeeper soul
>firekeeper set
>crystal lizard
>a super secret hidden area

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can my friend who just started summon me even though I'm like level 40?

Fucking hell,
why the fuck can't you idiots keep a coherent string of threads?

>>138699819
You're off to the Profaned Capital. Go down to the moat around Boreal and go down from there.

>>138699845
use the wiki

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Someone please tell me there's a greatsword that's worth using. I just wasted a bunch of titanite on the Astora Greatsword and it's utter shit. It stuns enemies about the same amount as the Uchigatana, does only slightly more damage, and swings at about half the speed.

Am I going to be stuck with this stupid katana the whole game? Is there a single non-straight sword, non-katana weapon that's worth bothering with at all?

>>138699263
same here, none of the autosummon covs are working for me. maybe overleveled/upgraded? no clue

>>138699432
it says he dreamt of priscilla; it's ambiguous whether or not he actually went and ate her in the painted world, or just crafted a spell to resemble her weapon

>>138699526
parry's a weapon art now, if your shield/offhand doesn't have parry as the WA, you can't parry with it

>>138699579
no problemo

>>138699618
just do your damnedest; i still don't really know what to do if you get caught in her super-duper-six-spin-long whirlibird

>>138699623
oh, then just keep exploring irithyll

>>138699638
what do you mean? how do you join her, like leonhard says? go use the elevator outside the cleansing chapel that leads to the roof of the cathedral, and take a left as you step out; there's a walkway that'll lead you up into the rafters, and then you can just fall down at a certain point

>>138699757
don't rush to buy it, but get it eventually

>>138699810
you can make a custom hair color, you know

>>138699784
yes; be forewarned that joining the fingers will fail sirris' quest, though

>>138699819
go down to the lake with the spider monsters, explore some more to find the next area

Pvp seems to be all about phantom pokes and chugging estus. In jolly co-operation. So much fun.

>>138699739
>miyazaki-senpai, the gaijin say they rike fast gamepray in broodborne
>THEY WANT FAST EH I'RR GIVE THEM FAST

>>138699845
>Do all of the fat ladies drop the gnaw spell? I've been grinding them for hours.
don't think so, only got it from one

Has anyone uploaded the DaS3 soundtrack anywhere? I have the disc but no disc drive.

>>138699845
Yes
Yes
Yes
and Yes

>>138699638
>how do I rosaria on the cathedral?
take the elevator in the second shortcut in the cathedral. then climb to the top of the tower. after you kill the priest drop down to the upper flying buttress. there will be a pair of doors on the left use either one then walk on the arches till you can drop down to the area across from onion patches then just follow the path.

I've always like using longswords but I also used to switched to greatswords when I found one ... this sucks. I don't want longswords to be the meme weapon guys.

>>138699972
nigga what the fuck i've BEEN exploring irithyll and im asking where the fuck it is, i cannot for the life of me find another route to take

>fighting old demon king
>get him down all the way to 10% health when he falls over
>behind him about two hits from killing him
>nigger drops the fucking handle of his hammer on me and kills me
fucking FROM, i don't know whether to be mad or applaud them for putting in that sneaky shit

>>138699757
If you look thoroughly you find:
Firekeeper soul
Estus Shard
Large Titanite Slab
Firekeeper robes
Estus Ring
Crystal Lizard
The Crow
Homeward Bones
Covetous Serpent Ring

Why haven't I turned hollow and crusty yet? I took the dark sigil and my hollow level is 10

>>138699945
Unfortunately not it seems, save for the Fume Greatsword and even that seems like it only barely ekes out above SSwords for pure burst damage.

>tfw SL 180 and you cant invade anyone

>>138699223
Does anything ever mention where they're coming from or why they're shooting lasers at me? I doubt they're the angels Gertrude met since we see statues of Kaathe with angel wings around the Archives.

Maybe all the Lothric knights who chopped their heads off, leaving empty armor all over the place, turned into them?

>>138699901
Have you tried using passwords and see if the range is bigger?

>>138697081
WA is nice until I disable your buff, anon.

>>138699945
No. Until buff. Every fast weapon have same AR as slow shit

>>138700072
i missed the slab and estus ring desu

SL 17 need help with the dancer

>>138699861
>>138699972
Thanks guys.

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So, the Nameless King.

Attacks, Weapon and the fact that you find Ornstein's armor right fucking after him makes me think he's Ornstein. The fact that he's a fucking king and was said to be a god makes me think Gwyn.

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What the fuck? Who brought Type-Moon bs in my dorksouls?
Why is the sun dark? when did that happen? why did that happen?

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>>138700072
>Large Titanite Slab

where?

also, you can use the tree skip to get most of that stuff at the start of the game

>>138700072
Slab? Where?

>heavy greataxe with 50 str
Help me /dsg/, I can't get rid of this erection

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i like how instead of making dragon form look like a dragon that made it look like literally satan

>>138700227
He's Gwyn's first born son

installed the network fix but the game isnt recognizing my saves anymore

is there a fix for this?

Can I get the rundown on all of Solaire's stuff? All I've found is the Sunlight Talisman in Farron Keep. I don't have any Sigbrau, will that stop me from getting his chestpiece?
>>138700078
Need to die more and get more levels from Yooooel

Anyone wanna help against Nameless King?

password is ggnore

>>138699327
Maria doesn't turn evil. Gherman makes the doll because he is madly in love with Maria but she was unaware of his feelings before they parted ways.

HAS ANYONE ELSE GIVEN THE FIREKEEPER THE EYES?

THE FUCKING SONG THAT PLAYS HOLY FUCK

Also, does doing that effect the ending?

>>138700228
The First Flame is fading
no flame, no sun (the sun is fire you doofus)

>>138700228
Dark Sol

>>138700270
Cool man, I bet you almost do as much damage as a longsword user.

who solo run here

>>138700083
>>138700151
Well I hate this a whole lot.

What's the best of the straight swords, then? So at least I can spend any future titanite on something that's worth it.

>>138700235
>>138700249
There's an illusory wall in the rafters of Firelink, below the nest. I left a message, maybe you'll see it.

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>all the souls of the previous Lords of Cinder are only trying to stop you from making the same mistake they made

>>138700227
Look at the crown on his head and read his description, hes no mere knight

>>138700291
Drop the following items to the crows

Sigbrau
Homeward Bone
Lightning Urn
Seed of Tree of Giants

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How hard is it for a complete noob to get up to speed in this game?

Can you solo things or do you need to group up?

>>138700279
Thats not how you spell SOLAIRE!
>>138700356
Yeah, we get the ring from that, right? I found no slab.

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>running through a graveyard with 21,000 souls on me
>huge fucking spear comes from that giant bastard
>roll but slightly mistime and get slid along the floor like a hockey puck
>it's okay only lost a little bit of health
>slide off the side of the cliff

Almost as annoying as the time when I fell off a boulder in Morrowind, somehow lost all my stamina from that, passed out, slid down a slope into the swampwater and drowned to death.

>>138700228
It's because Dark Sun Gwyndolin became a snack, obviously. Now he's watching you from the sky.

>>138700352
Broadsword is doing it for me. Sunlight or Astora is the best, I think.

>>138699618
get weight down to fastroll, use dragoncrest shield for fire defense, roll toward for non spinny attacks, and keep slappin dat ass

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Is that a fucking Capra Demon?

>enemies in the game using cracked round shield from DaS
>you can't get it
>can't complete my DaS Pyromancer cosplay
why

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>>138698229
Kinda like the way my slides turned out in game.
Time to actually get some armor for some fashion souls

>>138700078
You hollow at 15, and gain 1 point for every sigil

>>138700492
yep there are whole piles of them in the next few rooms

>>138700305
Yes if you want to stop the stupid light vs dark shit, it does affect the ending

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that u-u-uu noise the fat whores make annoys me, it would be nice if they were cute.

>>138700492
Yes. I hope you look forward to the rest of your old demon friends

>>138700502
There'll be a mod for it soon enough.

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>>138700228
Don't give up, skeleton!

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>>138700047
oh okay; well, have you found the lake area after yorshka's church? the one after the dark room with the invisible guys? there's an entrance to a basement (not the strange manor bonfire, that's another path) with spider monsters in it; kill them and continue onward

>>138700021
it's missing phases; a lot of tracks get cut off early

>>138700078
i think 15 is jerky mode

>>138700101
SL180 don't come free

>>138700108
nothing mentions jack; presumably some of the pilgrims (yeol guys) morph after the eclipse

>>138700227
he's firstborn of the sun

>>138700305
yes and yes

>>138700352
they're largely interchangeable; i'm just using a longsword for first eng-release playthrough

>>138700429
you can and should solo everything; the bosses are too easy if their attention's divided. it's a harrowing challenge that offers a great sense of reward to beat difficult bosses alone i play monster hunter alone too because i'm a faggot, and i don't use evasion+ because it's for casuls

Summon sign visibility should be restricted or unrestricted?

>>138700431
Oh shit. I totally misremembered then, my bad. No large shard there.

>dragon armor boss
>"oh dude, a 1 v 1, this is gonna be badass"
>nvm fucking dragons pelt you with bullshit from both sides

holy fuck what ruined potential. this fight would be awesome were it not for the dragons

>>138700420
Oh, so I got the Pig-Shield from the bone-shard then.
I should have just fucking burned it.
>>138700572
THEY HAVE FUCKING GOATEES! THEY ARE NOT WOMEN!

>>138700151
>Every fast weapon have same AR as slow shit
>My Greataxe has over 600
>I deal 600-900 damage to people with basic R1s
>Warcry R1s do 800-1000
>Warcry R2s fucking annihilate people in a single hit.

Does this game have the worst weapon balance in the series?

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build tips? any stats i should focus on or just continue dodging like i do? liking the wolf greatsword so far but im not sure i want that for ng+

is it still worth learning some pyro stuff if you're not leveling int or faith at all?

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Ok so now I'm in a world with two hosts. Is that intended?

>witch's locks is a whip made from the hair of one of the daughters
>Quelana was the only daughter still alive

some weird shit must have happened to her after dark souls

>>138700331
I have a heavy darksword as well, it's pretty nice too. Greataxe does much more damage per swing but yes the longsword is probably higher dps.

Greataxe is fun though. You remember fun, don't you anon?

>>138700078
>tfw hollowing level 99
This is a proud form. Thank you, PvP.

>>138698694
>boss has a second phase

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Ok so bear with me.
In the catacombs, before you get to the collapsing bridge, you can go upstairs to where that red-eye skeleton archer is. There's a skeleton in a hat up there that doesn't attack you and will run away from you when you approach it.

Back downstairs there's a little fucking crab that seems to only spawn when that hat skeleton is killed.

What the fuck does it mean? Is there more to it after the crab? I can't find anything else.

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FUCKING WHY?

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the firebomb greataxe guy to the far right fucked them all up, it was beautiful to watch.

>>138700659
Greataxe master race

Is it worth to upgrade Irithyll Straight Sword?