War Thunder General- /wtg/

first for cute boys

>>138401931

There is literally no difference between having sex with a cute boy and a cute girl.

Is the DO335B-2 worth the 25 shekels if you enjoy fucking over tanks?

they really need a fucking option to turn off auto crew switch, if I go down to 1 crew he will auto switch like 3 times before I can switch and Im not holding down drive or aim or any buttons

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Fifth for benis

>>138402050
you can fuck tanks with the ta152C or the normal do335

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http://warthunder.com/en/news/3677-shop-decorations-soon-available-with-warbonds-en

Very GEnerous)))

THESE
FUCKING
TEAMS

>>138402720

Inb4 they cost 4000.

>>138402990
>Battle Trophies containing 3D Decorators can be acquired for 1,500 Warbonds each

>>138403412
>Buy one
>It somehow lands on a 10% all allies booster

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>>138402596
>Shooting tanks at 6.3 with my 50mm ME-262 cannon, mostly hits when shooting from behind/side.

What is this meme?

>>138403518

>3 min test drive of era I premium

killed a mig17 in my banshee
holy shit all the suffering has been worth it for this feel and now I need more, its like crack

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>>138403641
mk103 has like 20mm less pen at 500m than the 50mm gun on the 262
ta152C is fun
also
>internet cuts out during start of match
>get kicked back to hangar
>6min crew lock

SIEMA bros ww@

Why is it always mudniggers that go right to spawncamping instead of playing the objective?
>>138404529
Dead right next to my wreckage
poor poor Reti_Hun

>>138404450

>active GE wager
>'coincidently' get connection problems on loading
>only the game is affected
>returned to hangar
>counts as a loss
>crew lock

>>138404909
))))))))))))))

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https://a.pomf.cat/mbgjuv.webm

So what's the most ridiculous "bias" claim you've heard wtg?
Mine I think is someone claimed gaijin coded the sun to always be at the back of the Russian team

>>138405358
enemy drives in front of you with his side
>goys goys im skilled

>138405456

you're going to need to work harder for your (you)s

>>138405910
Spotted the shitter. What out! Think I saw some Chemtrails heading your way!

@138405954

Thanks for the (you), but I have none to give in return for such poor quality posting

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>get shot in my german engine
>it burns
>hans, erich and rudolf pull out sausages (ayylmao)
>after gettin dat protein and carbs for dem aryan gainz, the fire goes out by will of the fuehrer
>fritz, the loader, doesn't eat because hes a cyborg
>they proceed to send 88mm nukes out of their railgun every 2 seconds

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>>138406037
I love this meme

>>138406037
>stealing memes from /kspg/

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>>138406037

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When?

>>138406679
All ingame already

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>>138406750
>No captured Panther in the British Army tree
>No captured Tiger 131 in the British Army Tree
>No captured Fw-190 in British aviation tree

Wrong there ;)

>>138405456

This was a thing on Kursk.

The sun could be overhead or shining directly at the German team - the spawns were always the same way around, so it never shone at the Russian.

>High Alt fights in GF RB
It's the epitome of fun
>Team up with a pair of Spits in my P-47
>Remove multiple bombers and then the 109s start rolling in
Spits and P-47s on the same team are a match made in heaven.

>>138407332
>... anon said in his perfectly tiered balancemachine of trickyness

rb should have its markers removed 2bh

>>138407332
instead of killing tanks and actually helping your team and letting spits kill bombers you do fuck all all game while spits could have done it without you
I want ameritards to stop playing

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>>138407332
>Play tanks
>Get enough points to get in a plane
>Hover around the enemy plane spawn and airfield
>Blast people seconds after they spawn in mid air
>tfw blasting bomers
>tfw blasting bi-planes in tier 4
>tfw blasting people who have taken maximum bombloads and can't maneuver
>tfw come top of team
>tfw inflate plane K/D
>tfw risk free

>>138407761
>P-47 at 5.7 is undertiered
Wew
>>138407831
I didn't equip bombs to be a bomber nigger.
In between bouts of Ju87s I'd strafe tanks to let my team know where they were.
But I realize you're only shitposting but still, have the (you)

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>>138409454
>FPS: 19

>>138409720
>Max settings on a laptop
He's lucky he gets more than ten

>>138409454
I just realized I got downtiered.
Now that's a lot less impressive, if it ever was. Though the T-34-76 has more than enough pen to fuck me up if he isn't retarded and most of my kills were those.

>>138405358
that shot on the T-44 was extremely questionable

>M18
>undertiered by a whole 1.0

>>138407129
Panther in game
Tiger in game
FW190 in game

retard

oh look they added the stupid event where a team of 7.7mm has to kill around 20 he111 while dodging 109s and 110s

>>138410972
>No Cuckoo
>No Tiger 131
>No RAF Fw-190

retard

>return to WT after a year or more
>tanks are now balanced in such a way that penetration is always superior to armour by at least 15mm

What's even the fucking point then? It's a fucking instagib now, even at an angle you'll have a 50% chance of getting penned by 99% of enemies.

>>138411442

To make RNG bounces the primary source of protection to benefit Soviets.

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http://warthunder.com/en/news/3681-special-event-series-chronicles-of-world-war-ii-en

>Dick Bong
>Soviet bote memeplane
>Another KV-2
>Premium comet

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>>138411702
>420 Plane and tank kills
>x2 and x3 multiplier for RB an SB
>Have until 9th May

I can do it

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>>138411702
because the game needs more functionally useless flying boats

>>138411958
>because games are meant to be taken seriously

>>138411958

They are good for custom memes.

>>138411702
Dick's P-38J with his Marge waifu on the nose?

>>138411702
So... I need to kill 30 tanks every day for 11 days to get the Comet? I can do that.

>some newfag congratulating Vegeta in vg chat over his clubbing match
Get a room you fucking faggots

>>138411442
I remember positioning and angling yourself used to be important and if you were sitting in a heavy tank retarded mediums and lights always bounced you. Since some time ago that seems gone, even angled as a heavy it seems everything penetrates my frontal armour.

>>138411702
>30 kills
>in one day

Meh, it's just a fucking grind then.

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>>138411702
fuck

>no nazi meme machines
>no weeb meme machines

win the war)))

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>tfw no HS-129B2 equivalent for Soviets

>>138411702
>30 kills in one day
>I'm lucky if I get 10

H-how do I git gud anons?

>>138412702
Get 10 kills in sim and then it counts as 30 due to the x3 multiplier

>>138412769
>>138412637
нeт))))))))))

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>>138412179
>i play for fun

>>138412769
>multipliers

Wait what? I didn't know about those. So arcade 1x, RB 2x, and SB 3x (which I assume apply to research and lion rewards as well)?

>>138412286
That's like 5 good games in a T-34-85, or 10 mediocre ones.

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>>138411702
Who remembers the last one they did? The one with the Ju 88 spam?

I was done in a week with the last WW2 Chronicles.

>>138412694

Yak-9T is better.

>>138412257
I actually like them, I wish there was something like a mode where you fly scout planes launched by cruisers and battleships and have to find the enemy fleet, fight off the enemy scouts and maybe get points for spotting the fall of shot.

>>138413073
>try it
>rounds fly out 45 degrees out of the cannon unless tapping it at second intervals
"no"

>>138413051
The Arctic convoys which is where people just dived and bombed the airfield? That was great until people caught on and you had 15 minute queue times.

>>138413029
There is a boost for SL and RB but it's not as large as X2 or X3. The X2 and X3 is just for achievement killcounts. If you need 300 kills to unlock something, then it's 150 kills in RB or 100 kills in SB

>>138413051
Are they gonna add the ju-188 at some point?

It has that cool glasshouse canopy thing.

I know, it'll be shit but it looks cool.

>>138413162

Get the modifications.

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>>138413162
>rounds fly out 45 degrees out of the cannon unless tapping it at second intervals
but they said there is not RNG in WarThunder

>>138413141

>tfw planes will be useless in Naval Forces because the ships can just see their own targets on the tiny maps and a single bomber can't sink anything and will be shot down before getting near

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Yeah, tovarish, put the sun in front of their fucking face)))))))))))

>>138413529
>expecting a single bomber to sink a cruiser or battleship
Most ships were lost to successive flooding from multiple hits, or fire.

inb4 muh Swordfish and Bismarck

>>138413713
this happened to me yesterday. It's funny how the slavs always get the sun to their backs

>>138413730

That's the problem, how can a player controlled torpedo bomber possibly be useful when it could take hours of torpedoing to sink a Battleship?

>>138413529
>Ship AA will be a huge battery of perfectly coordinated self-stabilising, laser accurate AA that shakes the screen of whoever's flying towards you.

>>138413843
>abloo why can't i just one shot sitting ducks with my UFO whaaaaahhhh

>>138413821
Yes anon gaijin went and coded the weather and lighting system to always give Russians an advantage.

>>138413713
>weak fascists and imperialists are blinded by bright dawn of glorious communist future.jpg
seems pretty realistic

>>138414152
How many GEs were you paid for this post?

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>>138413851
seems legit

>>138414274
Be safe from those mind control rays and pacifying drugs in your drinking water fellow woke man!

tfw no J7W2 to club mig-17s and sabres in.

>>138413713
It's not easy coding lighting when Gaijin keeps you chained in a basement)))))))))))

Spaghetti when?
Nip tanks when?
Cute tankettes when?
Also, since they already demoed them, boats when?

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>>138414152
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>138414152
because
>if Team_USSR (is) =x - weather set_to (y)

Very hard to code))))

Also, here's your 10ge

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fun ?

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>>138413325
The 288 and 388 would actually be legit and fit into the meta like the a26

>>138414881
balans)))))

>>138414881
Undeadable from the front, just don't get flanked.

It's a bit like the Churchill VII with more armour in exchange for not having a turret

>>138414805
Yes anon they sat and did this.
Thank you for awakening me to this conspiracy!
Keep me posted!

>>138414881
a bit naff desu lad

>>138414984
Undeadable just liek churchill))))))))))))))))))))))

Yeah, and gets penned through the front by almost anything just like the Churchill

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>No desire to play videogames
>Not even WT
>Waiting 10 days for a trackir substitute to be delivered
>Shipping said it'd take 8 at the most
Just fucking end it all lads desu

For Jet shitters

http://warthunder.com/en/news/3680-special-day-of-cosmonautics-en
http://warthunder.com/en/news/3680-special-day-of-cosmonautics-en
http://warthunder.com/en/news/3680-special-day-of-cosmonautics-en

>>138415124
>getting penned frontally in the Churchill

Did you try angling, famburger? The thicc as fuck front plate combined with the tracks that stick out 3 miles mean that you can eat shots for days.

>>138415008
Seriously though, how much are you being paid?

>>138415008
The situation must be really bad in Russia if you are wasting so much time for so few GEs.

sun like Russia team no code pure random of chances))))))

>>138415293
>I have neither of those

>>138415312
If you fight against someone who can't aim, any tank is unkillable

>>138415330
>>138415410
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm happy you gave awakened me to this master plan by the evil gaijin!

>>138415839
>sarcasm

is good tovarisch))))))) much advanced defens, we give 15GE now axaxax)))))))))))))

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>>138411702
>Dick Bong's P-38
TIME TO GRIND

>>138415839


You know, the way you write looks exactly like scarpers posts...

>>138415293
>that sputnik decal
fukn sweet

>>138415839
This desu. Glad I came here. At first I thought I needed to get better but now I realize it's all gaijins fault for me being bad and I should just continue not trying to improve and instead spend my time putting the blame where it really should be.

>>138414917
I don't know if they'd fit in, weren't those high altitude recon bombers or night fighters?

Fuck, I always mix up the late war German variants.

>>138415293
>3 assists in the F9F-2

Right, so I just have to land a couple criticals on a MiG-15, then watch him fly away unscathed and get killed by someone else

Just like in every other match

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>>138418494

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>>138418494

And the reward for that is a skin that looks exactly as boring as the default skin and worse than almost any fanmade camo

I'll pass

Can someone post some hacks for tanks please?

So do you think Triahx ironically made some jokes about Gaijin giving him worse RNG and then Yak started copying him unironically? It seems like the sort of thing he'd do.

>Fire at T-44 behind house in my new T25
>Eaten by rubble
>T-44 one shots me from below and through the rubble
I see

Dark souls or shit thunder grind. hmmm...

did they mix up the arcade and rb maps for the brit event?

so its 15 kills a day for rb battles and you have to do this for like 20 days for some shit prems?

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H A W K E R P R I D E

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>>138415293
>"Rocket" Decal - Win three battles with an activity of 75% or more on any aircraft of rank III-V
>"Sputnik" Decal - Win three battles with an activity of 75% or more on a rocket or jet powered aircraft of rank V
>activity of 75%

>>138419883
>implying that's a lot

>tfw dark souls 3 will make me miss the babby swimming tb-3 unless the game is shit

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>>138419000
It was yak that started the "Bad RNG for good players", not me. I only said it once as a piss-take

>>138420916
>IS-2

pure coincidence)))))))

>KV-2 1940

So what's the difference between that and the normal one?

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my god what did they do to the graphics

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>>138419861
H A W K E R P R I D E

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>>138421670
Flat turret face.

>>138421670
shittier turret
on the 1940 one, that is

>>138420916
>said it once as a joke
>yak latches on and says it unironically
see what I mean?

>>138415293
give me that slavaboo decal

>>138421680
ok helmetpotato

>>138421686
quad hispanos are bretty good at that tier

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Why are American planes so fat?

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>i'm going to log on every day and play shitthunder for a bad premium

>trying to do event
>realize i have 0 fucking crew points for brits
>every turn I do in my spit I pass out
well this makes things interesting

>>138423117
>being bad
>not being good
stop throwing your mouse across the room you shit

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BOMBER HARRIS, DO IT AGAIN!

>>138423571
ngl she'd make a pretty qt femboy

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>>138423571

>>138423571
>>138423804
get gassed, fucking teebs

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Interesting.

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>>138424117
t. naziboo

>>138423571
>they unironically don't realise that they themselves are the problem
>they unironically think that in 2023 Prime Minister Farage won't launch Operation Points-Based System and incendiary bomb the hellholes that these lefties and Europhiles live in, declaring war on the EU

Come to think of it, let's say there'll be a Strategic Defence and Secury Review in 2020 and the need arises to bring some strategic bombers back for the RAF. They couldn't bring back or rebuilt some V bombers, surely? Would it have to be some American stuff (assuming they would sell)?

>>138424403
What are the brits gonna buy from the US? B-52s? Those haven't been in production for what, 50 years?

If they need a new strategic bomber it'll have to be a new design, or V bomber rebuilds.

>>138423571
ok Pettersen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

>play jets
>get 3 kills
>we win
>62% activity
ok then

can the hurricane mk IVs 40mm cannons reliably destroy player tanks?

>>138424152
Traitor!

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>play event
>get 4 kills using tracers on shitfire IIa
>one guy left on german team
>we lose because everyone ignores the bombers until they bomb the base

Ok

>tfw looking up accidents and problems in commercial flights
>tfw come across this story of a Lockheed L-1011 TriStar:

>On April 12, 1977, Delta Airlines flight 1080, on takeoff from San Diego, had an undetected left stabilizer jammed in the full trailing-edge-up position. This failure resulted in a large noseup and rolling moment that almost exceeded the capability of the flight controls.[73] The airplane was just about to stall in the clouds when Captain Jack McMahan,[74] with unusual insight, reduced power on the wing engines and began using the throttles to supplement the remaining flight controls, using differential and collective engine thrust.[75] Cabin crew moved all the passengers forward in the cabin to redistribute weight and help get the nose down. Steve Heidt, the flight engineer, said, "It probably didn't help much, but in that situation we figured every little bit would help." [76] All the way from San Diego to Los Angeles, the aircraft flew with its pitch controlled by differential thrust between tail and wing engines, while the left roll tendency was compensated by wing differential thrust, and made a successful emergency landing in Los Angeles.[77] According to incident analysis by Warren VanderBurgh, comprehensive crew training played a critical role in control recovery.[78]

holy fucking shit I think I'm turned on

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Why can't more planes open the cockpit?

>>138426428
Soviet bias

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bump

God I hate this fucking event.
>hit a spitfire with 20 cannon rounds
>nothing but large flashes and not even hit+1s
>hit a Bf109 with .303s for three seconds at 300m
>nothing
>get hit by a single cannon round
>wing snaps

????

>>138428219
It really seems like they made wing tips extremely fragile and everything else ridilulously tough some time recently. I almost always die because of a missing wing tip.

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>>138411702
Where are Tank kills recorded for this shit?

>>138428219
my IIa has invisible hispanos mounted, get good

>do event
>some shitfire is trying to teamkill people
>decide to just kill him to help our team
>game instantly kicks me for killing him
o-ok

>>138428575
today isnt a tank day you idiot, its event only so today is planes, tomorrow probly more planes, then a tank day so you have to do every event each day

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>An event for getting kills to do the challanges
>take your bf109
>Climb to space
>Let the bomber AI win the game whilst we do nothing

why

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Pottery

>no E-7/U2 for the event
why?

>>138429141
>he has the chat filter on
ebin

>>138429169
it's identical to the E-4 (even has the wrong cockpit like the E-4)

>diving in to bomb a T-V I just damaged
>Kill him
>Kill assist

Is the game bugged or something? All I get for bombing is kill assists now.

>>138429293
>having the E-4 spaded when the E-7/U2 exists

>>138429293
Yeah, it's identical, that's why I don't get why they don't put it in there. I want my premium RP.

>>138429294
They still count as kills if you didn't notice.

Must be some error or something.

>>138429413
i have it spaded for situations like this when gaijin is retarded
>>138429508
desu me either but >gaijin

Is 8.0 tanks dead? Takes years for me to get into a game

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h-hi

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i don't get it, max quality and it looks like complete shit

>>138431269
ok [LG508] dudegoys

>>138431381
Maybe it's just a shit skin?

>[SG508] Triahx comes online
>thread immediately goes to shit
hmmm I wonder what happened here

>>138431269
oh, hey. what's up mang. you should have said something, I never even knew you were in my game

>Yak-15 used to be one of those last bits of fun for me in the game, but for some reason I stopped playing it
>try it again
>instantly get reminded about the german fantasy weapons

>>138432149
>wanting to fuck the triahxs little brother

>>138432149
>you will never get to cuck Gumby-chan by emptying your load deep inside [QT508] Erika_Itsumi

>>138432126
>complaining about fantasy weapons while flying a post-war plane

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>>138431972
I thought you would teamkill me if you ever saw me..

>>138432357
Have you ever flown the Yak-15 or 17, shitposter?

>>138432357
it's honestly more about the german planes being strong than never having existed

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>tfw side climbing with ju88 then dropping 2 bombs and winning
>tfw mad ruski saying I will get banned and that I play only for wins

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>Runs the entire match
s m h t b h gaze

>>138432436
Nah man, Triahx only teamkills people like Erika

>>138432486
Does me flying them magically make them being built during the war?

>>138432559
I'm not justifying the fantasy planes, just telling him he's a hypocrite if he wants to fight 262s and 162s in a post-war plane.

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>>138432610
That's good to know. but at least I got namedropped.

>>138421680
HELLO HELMET, MISS U BBY PLS COME BACK XOXOX

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>>138432610
I can confirm this

>>138432773
>he's a hypocrite if he wants to fight 262s and 162s in a post-war plane
I mean, not really? I want a fair game, I couldn't care less about when they were implemented. The Yak-15 is not stronger than a 262. I would also love it if the 162 got some of its former glory back.

>>138432773
The Yak-15 and 17 are the shittiest jets in the game. There are prop fighters that are faster than them.

Being a postwar plane doesn't magically confer some sort of incredible advantage upon them.

>>138432937
>implemented
sorry, thinking in video game terms.

>>138432974
>the shittiest jets in the game
>what is salamander

>>138432937
>>138432974
Then stop complaining about the planes being fantasy and complain about them being too good. The entire match ups at that tier are pure fantasy.

>>138433113
You don't think "fantasy" can be used to describe their performance too?

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>>138432436
why would i teamkill you

>>138432610
>>138432935
>>138432803

wat, why would I teamkill him; we've squaded before

>>138433108
The Salamander can roll and kinda go fast. The Yak jets can do neither.

>>138433113
honestly I think those matchups are mostly okay except for the Horten. Fuck that thing, it should be 7.7. High enough to never see props, low enough that it isn't pulled into 9.0 games 24/7.

>QT in my game

>>138433246
Of course they are. And they will still be if they're nerfed. The Horten just had a few test flights without weapons and the R2Y2 didn't exist. The performance being fantasy won't change.

>>138433429
I hope you're hitting on him so you can have a qt femboy bf :3

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>>138433285
there was this one time you teamkilled me in tank rb

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Arcade, but fun.

>>138435012

Show me your titties Comet--chan

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He will be remembered fondly

>>138432904
Ok helmetpotato

I'm glad WW2 Chonicles is back.

Now I can actually have ANOTHER CHANCE to get in a Malta map and get hard-to-get skins for the Spitfire MkIX and Fw-190 F8

>>138435324
wait wtf did baba die?

what happened he punched mike tyson or what

>>138434950
I did? wut

Who has the highest pitched voice in /wtg/?

>>138435324

Literally who and why would I care.

>>138434950
Erika-chan, post boypussy :3

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>>138435640
He was too pure for this world.

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>>138435650
Nevermind, that was like a year ago, I don't even know why I still remember that

>>138435729
see pic

>>138436206
oh, sorry.

1 year late

>>138435689
Yak or Anton

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quality fucking game gaijin

[AB] Q: Why does the tickets bar sometimes start to steadily and irreversibly decrease in ground attack / base destruction games?

Last time I noticed it was after our airfield had been destroyed, but we still had all 3 bombing targets left.

Noob question here. How come most players never go to objectives? All I see are people trading shots across the field.

https://u.pomf.is/kdzpqn.webm

>Squiding with doug
>Either shoots your elevator off
or
>prop strikes you

Remember to apply for *JK* Aesthetics Squadron

>>138438054
Get pranked, kid.

Why does landing gear come out when pilots bail or get sniped?

>>138438257
haha crashing into other people and teamkilling on purpose is really funny lmao epic dude

>>138438054
>Triahx
Deserved it desu

>Goyjin already fucked up Crossout

Amazing

>>138438054
>Aesthetics
>Turkish
Pick one

>>138438814
JADED BAD GOY BAD GOY BAD GOY SHUT UP WOT SHILL ENTITLED WOOOOOOOOOOT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT INVENTED NUMBERS LIAR SHILL SHIIIIIIIIIIIILL WORKING AS INTENDED PERFECTLY SAME INCOME VERY GENEROUS NOBODY FORCING YOU TO DO ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Reminder Yak was literally crying in TS yesterday

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>>138439326

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Well that convinced me not to buy it.

>>138438831
wat

>>138439941
That just happens in the test drive.

Don't buy it though, just unlock the one in the tree, it's great.

CUSTOM MEME WHEN?

>>138439453
Really? Please tell more

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>>138434578

I bought the DO335b and I love it

>>138440894
make weebums of it

>>138440860
People were memeing about Yak once again. Making fun of him by saying he just tries too hard to be like his buttbuddy Triahx, and how he'll never be no where near as good as him.

He flipped total shit and started crying about it. Triahx kept trying to calm him down to stop him from crying but it didn't work.

Shit was hilarious.

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>>138441210

>>138439941
did the round bounce back towards you or am i seeing things?

>>138441210
yeah, that shit was so funny. Triahx didn't even know what to do. he was just like ' lmao calm down yak, who cares what the thread says' but yak just wouldn't stop whining and literally crying

>>138437130

Well next time maybe try not crashing into the water, you scrublord.

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>>138441210
Holy fuck I wish I was there to witness it

>>138439453
>>138441210

Why don't you faggots ever record that shit

>>138441701
Tried recording but whenever you record in TS it tells everyone you are, so I got kicked the second I started to record

>>138441791

Use something else

Like dunno if your speakers have an output, connect that to the microphone jack

>>138441791
next time you want to record, use virtual audio cable. Route TS to a VAC line, route that line to your speakers. Then use some other program (audacity I think can do it) to record from that VAC line. This will let you record the TS without them knowing. Be warned, it'll also not include your voice so if you're planning on talking also at the time make sure you record it separately and mix your voice in.

>>138442070
Or you could use literally any recording software.
But he never will, since it didn't happen.

>>138442438
well if he used recording software it would pick up all the other stuff on his computer. Also, obligatory 'ok yak'

>>138442438
>Triahx/Yak damage control

>>138443642

what does noexanu mean

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>Spawn in BoB event
>Engine is dead

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>Pull a 9 G turn
>you're not passing out
>Super happy i didn't pass out from the 9G's
>start to level out
>pilot passes out at 3G's

pic related is my pilot

>>138443831
It's approximated to "Lets go"

Yuri Gagarin is famous for saying it as he lifted off.

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>tfw people are actually having trouble killing my bong bunker shoebox https://u.pomf.is/lnfzsf.webm

>>138441210
>this shit again
when you were memeing about this last night, most of the people you were saying were there either weren't or were afk.
Stop with you pathetic attempts at attention whoring

>>138444554
Was this supposed to be impressive?
Because it was fucking hilarious

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>Show up in TS
>TS aspies accuse me of recording them
It's literally impossible you mongoloids, check the server log and you can see I wasn't in it when you were recorded.

>>138444069
I think it's not modelled as the force of the turn, but the force over a time. If you pull some g's for a long time then lose hud and try and do any minute turn after that you'll pass out. At least that's how I think they've done it

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>>138441210
Funny how the TS last night consisted of Bordedom and Bench playing supreme commander, with yak and triahx having their mics and speakers muted.
>fiction and falsehood

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>You're Vegeta
My condolences.

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))))))))))))))

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>Flying the Jap heavy fighters

>spawn into BoB SB event
>in Hurricane
>climb for ten minutes
>see a furball in the distance
>slowly get closer
>furball dissipates
>spend fine minutes scanning the horizon for any other planes
>see two planes dogfighting
>try to get involved
>event plane dips below the horizon and is now impossible to see
>lose track of the fight
>end up getting shot down by AAA five minutes later while looking for another fight

That's right, I'm a retard. Feel like mister fucking magoo here.

>>138445210
>Got called out
>Waah y-you guise are the problem
>Proceeds to shitpost
Like we told you when you were here there are more than one way to record with thrid party programs, like shadowplay.

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xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

>>138445829
>you can see I wasn't in it when you were recorded.
but i guess reading comprehension was never your strong suit was it yak :^)

>>138445945
No, last night it was HonorableRussian the newfag.
It's fair enough to assume Steve the Shitposter was here to try out the new tips he got in the thread.

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>>138445945
>Pretending to be me
Hello, who is this?

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>>138445829
Don't be a monkey, I'd have to be in the server to record you. I was in the server for a smaller amount of time than the vocaroo from last night runs for.

>>138446275
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit isn't it?
Literally just said it wasn't you last night.
But no, you're just going to keep shitposting because that is what you do.

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>>138446764
>Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit isn't it?

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>>138446764
>>138445945

>>138445932
>Died 3 times in stronk russian
Into gulag you go traitor!

>Tempest V
>outturned by even fucking 190s

What the fuck did they do to this plane and why

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>Hits the flat part of the mantlet
>Bounces down
>Changes direction 3 times mid-flight

J U S T

>>138447224
I dont fucking know
it has low wingloading, and isn't THAT heavy, yet turns like a fucking paralyzed whale

>>138447224
>Being bad
>Not gid gud
T.eeb

>>138447409
odds are it's probably a really bad instructor

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>committing to the kills in the event so hard you ram into their ass

>>138447224

Why would you ever fly Tempests when Griffon Spits exist and are superior in every aspect

>>138447575
ok BubisBuddy

>>138447770
>are superior in every aspect
griffons are slow as fuck on the deck

>>138448871

And why would you be on the deck in tier 4 games?

>>138448735
pls don't name drop me


it was an accident okay

>>138449054
maybe chasing someone who's on the deck?

>>138449264
intercepting B-17s of course

it's Monday

Gee I wonder what the meme of the week will be this time

>>138449749
""""""free""""''"""" premiums )))))))))))))))

What's the difference between 109 E3 and E4? the silhouette on the event page makes it look like they have different wing shapes, but in the hanger they seem to have the same

>>138449264

Okay so you chase someone on the deck. They make a turn and boom, all your energy is gone, and now they can either climb away or turnfight you and win

With Spitfires you can at least outmaneuver almost anything at any altitude

>>138449930
guns

>>138449930

The E-4 has mine ammo, which is way more lethal.

Performance is almost identical.

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wew

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>can finally torpedo bomb in the Swordfish in Simulator Battles

PRAISE JESUS

>>138450695
I'll be sure to look out for any Swordfish and shit on them in hopes that one of them is you.

>>138451038

I got my fill of torpedoing, don't worry.

>>138450695
But torpedo bombing sucks

>>138451380

More fun than regular bombing. Still not sure whether it's better or worse than dive bombing.

Will they ever add French planes? Post-war croissant fighters are pretty nice.

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WITNESS

>>138451513
They have the D.520, D.521, and DB-7

>>138449930
E-4 is a bit faster and it has minengeschoss, which is way deadlier than the FI-T rounds on the E-3

>>138451759
>slavic
>people

>>138451834
>le slavs aren't human meme

>posted from my mosque in europe
>posted from my burger infused DNA
>posted from my designated shitting street

>>138452017
You seem upset comrade

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im honestly not very excited

Who /shitting up the thread/ here?

>>138445789

I understand this post.

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>tfw so addicted to memes you buy meme toothpaste

>By the summer of 1943, the Germans had deployed the Focke Wulf FW 190A4, a dedicated bomber killer armed with two 7.9mm machine guns and four 20mm cannons. With all guns functioning, a three-second burst fired about 130 rounds of ammunition. The Luftwaffe estimated that it took an average of 20 hits from the 20mm cannon to destroy a B-17. Analysis of gun camera film revealed that the average German pilot scored hits with only 2 percent of the rounds fired, thus on average, 1000 rounds were fired to score the 20 hits required

This triggers the naziboo

>>138455527
>it's hard to aim a flying plane with a joystick and not easymode instructor
Nobody was as accurate as people in war thunder with mouse aim.

>>138455773

Who at gaijin even thought mouse aim was a good idea?

>>138455527
you forgot to post the "citation" verminSupreme

http://freepages.military.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~josephkennedy/German_Pilot_Perspective.htm

Ancestory.com, a Very credible source. Along with "citations" that actually don't mention anything to do with the source

>>138456195
fugg off naziboo

>>138455773
Not only that, but there was also an entire tight formation with lots of gunners targeting anything flying in a line.

>>138453576
you shouldnt be, enjoy being farmed for the next 900 matches

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>>138438831
i'm not turkish

>>138456195
>ctrl+f's the free copy of the book on Google that has half the book missing
>decides he's won

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>>138437130
>271km/h

TOP FUCKING KEK

water isnt air, so slow down on it. like 100km/h slow

>>138456657
>google is one collective result
>you find it on one page
>therefor decide that how it is on one page is how it is on every other p[age

just because one website blocks every 2nd and 3rd page, doesn't mean every other website with the book does that too. Fucking illiterate pigeon foot fatbody

>>138457020
Yes and your sekrit source for this book proves you right but refuse to post the source and whine and cry about being asked for it.
I see. I am the man who sees.

>>138457216
>i refuse to post the source

The source is the book you're using for proof which literally mentions nothing about the 2% hit rate