/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

>comp MWO
Steambirths PLEASE LEAVE already

K...KEEP ME POSTED

Highlander IIC soon.

>>137630983
I'm going to run two HGN IIC and two ACHs in my clan drop deck.

>>137630643
stale meme lad

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xth for Lord Monkey Bone
I will keep you posted

>>137631101
Cool beans famiglia.

>>137631262
Jokes on you Haruko, I enjoy being bullied by flat-chested Asian girls.

The oldfag namedrop meme is my least favourite one hands down.

>>137631219
>still posting muh big numbers
perkele

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04CY21pHKw5

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>>137631101

>>137631664
I'll let you know how it goes it goes it goes guillotine

What's the name of that german parody fan movie Vass posted the gif of in the past thread?

I'm not having any fun in the stormcrows t b h.
Going to sell them and buy a fourth ebin.

>>137631820
ROBOT JOX

>>137631842
>t. Shitter Supreme

>>137632378
>having fun requires turbo meta mechs
t. steam

>>137632472
If you can't have fun in a "turbo meta mech" then yes, you're fucking garbage. Never buy another medium, you human trash.

>>137632378
>fun having anything to do with how well you do in a robot
Fuck off steambirth, just stop trying to fit in.

>>137632596
fuck off steambirth

>>137632757
>do poorly
>lol but I'm having fun dude it's just a game
Oh, so you're the worst kind of cancer.

>>137632921
fuck off with your comp MWO
fuck off steambirth

FUCK
OFF

>>137633019
>samefagging this hard
Get the fuck out of my thread. You're banned from mumble and Discord too.

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>>137631340
What can a flat girl even bully someone about? They're already the ultimate bully bait themselves.

>>137632029
>ROBOT JOX
srsly

>>137633208
>Discord
STEAMBIRTH
FUCK
O
F
F

NOW!!

>>137633237
Flat is justice, fuck off you disgusting tittycow. I bet they give you a penalty to roll for piloting skill checks.

>>137633208
>steambirth so fresh he doesn't even know how to spot a samefag
Just go away.

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>>137631639
>Implying you can stop me

Also why is that I went out of my way to grind oniichans and had a blast despite being shitmechs, yet when I bought meta compliant burger kings I barely had any fun

inb4 merely pretending, dude banter lmao and other standard steambirth excuses

>>137633549
>he's a newfag who just found out about Kong and doesn't know that literally everyone who matters uses the Discord
You just outted yourself, buddy. Have fun never getting into Maskirovka though!

>>137633552
whats it like fapping to glorified cuntboys?

>>137633775
FUCK
UCK
CK
K

OFF
FF
F

STEAMBIRTH
TEAMBIRTH
EAMBIRTH
AMBIRTH
MBIRTH
BIRTH
IRTH
RTH
TH
H

!!
!

>>137633764
There's no pretending or banter, you need to fuck off.

>>137633882
Pretty good. I want to rub one out on Haruko's flat chest.

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>>137631820
I usually don't spoonfeed. You're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwU812x7rp0

>>137634150
Gay

>finding match
>minimize to ask about the movie in the gif vass posted
>game starts flashing as it tries to forcefully maximize
>crashes
>restart it
>crashes again
>finally boot it
>join game
>apologize
>i'm legged by a random asshole teammate
>was playing light
>minimize again
>troll answer to question

fuck everything
/blogpost

>>137634631
play borderless dumb steambirth

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daily reminder: this is kong

>>137634512
I'd go gay for Haruko T B H
Would anyone even go gay for you, Shitty Kitty Kat?

>>137635363
Haruko eventually

>>137635523
>>137635552
>it's actually happening
Hype

>>137635552
THIS SHOW WAS SHIT

>Coolant pods are highly susceptible to weapon fire, a fully pressurized pod will rupture and cause internal damage in the same manner of an ammunition explosion if struck.
Literally when?

>>137636762
literally never as that would make PGI negative amount of money

>AC/2 has no cooldown module
literally why not

8 v fucking 8 when
12 is so bad, you die in seconds

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>>137635523
>>137635552
whew ladd

>>137637904
grag do me a favor and record a vocaroo screaming "fuck off steambirths" and then raptor noices

ok ty lad

>>137636762

MWO's coolant pods take no critical space nor tonnage, unlike the TT ones, thus there's nothing to crit.. They're literally nothing but a Cbill sink.

>>137637539

8v8 would also reduce waiting time, but never because PGI doesn't go back, only onwards to new and ever more freakish ways to twist the game.

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>>137638267
only if you pay the greg toll :^^)

kinda busy with things right now famms remind me later

>>137639372
make a note or something fuck
I'm going to bed

>>137637904
why reply?
you contribute nothing
are you going to be a leech your entire life?

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>Kakos enters the room
>Start screaming at the top of my lungs
CAKE
OH
CAKE
OH
CAKE
OH
CAKE
OH
THE KONGO CAKE OH
I
WANT
SOME
CAKE
OH

Anyone else do this?

>>137639880
no

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>>137639880
FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH MASTER GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPIES SHE GIVES GREGGULES THE TENDIES AND TAKES CARE OF THE DUMPY TENDIES WITH HER MOUTH AS BEST AS SHE CAN. FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH THE GRUMP DUMPIES AND SHE IS BEING VERY HAPPY BEING FOREVER ENTRAPTURED TIED UP IN THE GRUMPED DUMPY GREGGULES DUMPY HOME

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT TIED UP SALACIOUSLY TAKING CARE OF GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPYS RELIGIOUSLY BUT SHE IS NOT UPSET SHE LIKES HIS GRUMPY DUMPEYS THE KITTY KAT PLAYS IN THE TIED UP FOREVERMORE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT

THE GRUMPY GREGGULES ROAR SUMMONS THE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT EVERY NIGHT TO CLEAN UP THE RAVAGING OF THE DAYS TENDIES FRUMPY DUMPY KIT BOUNDS EXCITINGLY TOWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES AND TRIES HER BEST TO MAKE THE GRUMPY GREGGULES CLEAN FROM HIS GRUMPY DUMPES AFTER THE CLEANING FRUMPY DUMPY KIT REWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES WITH MORE TENDIES, EXCITED TO TAKE CARE OF THE GRUMPY DUMPY THAT THE TENDIES MAKE BECAUSE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT LOVES THE GRUMPY DUMPY AND LIKES BEING TIED UP FOREVER SERVING THE GRUMPY GREGGULES IN HIS GRUMPY DUMPY HOME

>>137640249
shut the fuck up haruko nobody cares about you anymore

>>137639880
Haruko PLEASE stop.

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>>137638770
4v4 on frozen city or old forest colony would make a lot of people happy.

8v8 would be fine on half the maps as well. 12v12 isn't bad in theory, but the gamemodes rarely support tactically interesting gameplay for a company of mechs.

>mfw frozen city will be remade to include 3-4 minutes of walking for no reason

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>>137639996
What about
>dudebot enters the room
ELLO THE MR ROBOTTO MAN
I WANT
THE MR ROBOTTO MAN
CALL THE ROBOTTO MAN
MAKE THE ROBOTTO MAN
SMELL THE ROBOTTO MAN
I
WANT
MR
ROBOTTO!!!!!!!

>>137640878
no

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>solo drop
>LRM Uller
>LRM Ebin

What the fuck

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>>137640996
>dashing enters the room
>start screaming
FASHING
DASHING
TASHING
LOOK AT THEM GO
MR DASHING
DASHING EVERYWHERE
I WANT TO DASH
AS FAST AS THE DASHING MAN
DA DA DASHING
DA DA DASHING
I
WANT
DASHING
GO DASHING GO
RUN THE DASHING GAME
I
WANT
DASHING
FOREVER

>>137641104
aren't you literally that person who brought a LRM light with kong though?

>>137641296
What? No, my builds might be shit but not THAT shit

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>>137640878
>>137641245

wew lad
my_own_clone.wmv

>>137641245
you're not busy at all, you're just shitposting
thanks for lying greg, I'll never forgive you

>>137640510
>>137640735
Fuck off that's not me, I tried to warn you fags but you didn't listen
>>137631639

>>137641609
bitch can you not read? fuck off

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>Whispers enters the room
>start screaming
WHATS THAT
WHATS THAT
I CANT HEAR YOU
WHATS THAT
WHATS THAT
I CANT HEAR YOU
ITS A
ITS A
ITS A WHISPERS
WHISPERS
I
WANT
A
WHISPERS
WHATS THAT
WHOS THERE
ITS A WHISPERS
WHATS THAT
WHOS THERE
ITS A WHISPERS
I
WANT
A
WHISPERS
FOREVER
CHAN CHAN CHAN
WHISPERS WHISPS ON ME
CHAN CHAN CHAN
WHISPERS WHISPS ON ME
I
WANT
WHISPERS
FOREVER!!!!!

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>Kit enters the room
>Start screaming
KIT KIT
KIT KIT
SHES A KITTOMANIAC
KIT KIT
KIT KIT
SHES A KITTOMANIAC
I WANT A KIT KAT BAR
1113 417
I WANT A KIT KAT BAR
1113 417
KITTY KAT KIT KIT
KIT
KIT
SHES A KITTOMANIAAAAAAAC!!!!!

alright for real going to bed now

fuck off gregga

>>137641296

No, that's Brain Cancer.

And I fucking won that match on Polar with Kong doing it, too.

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MY DREAM IS TO SOME DAY ASCEND AND BECOME MIO LOVE WITH GREG
I WILL KEEP WORKING HARD FOR MIO UNIT!

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>>137644252
KIT YOU FUCKING SLUT
KIT
KIT
KIT
THE SLUTTY FRUMPY DUMPY WHORE
KIT
KIT
KIT
THE SLUTTY FRUMPY DUMPY WHORE
NOBODY WANTS A KIT
SHES GOT DISEASE
KIT
KIT
KIT
THE SLUTTY FRUMPY DUMPY WHORE

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Help

>Gregga
lmao is he banned from mumble yet?

>tfw can only play a couple of days out of the week
>try to work hard for Greg
>tfw got kicked off the computer early because of a meanie
>tfw not enough money for Greg today

>when memes go to far

FIGHT ME IRL FAGGOTS!!!

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>tell some shitters in game to not build lrm atlases and maulers
>receive email threats from the pig for this
>reply to them
>they go full autism mode and permanban the account
>have another account created before any warning were received
>they ban that as well 'because it has been created to avoid the ban on the other account'
>they didnt even check when it was created
>i'm a paying customer and support their game with money

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd I'm done.
Fuck the pig, fuck their hostage franchise, fuck their broken game, fuck their old men playerbase, fuck supporting them in any way whatsoever and fuck Russ and his shady backstabbing liar company.
Can't wait for when their shitty robot game dies and the entire company crashes and burns before their eyes and they will end up living under a bridge begging for charity.
Remember kids, never feed the pig, because this is what happens to you eventually.

>>137651242
>acts like an asshole
>complains when people dont want to deal with him

>>137651242
Literally who?

I bet you called them braindead LRM shitters and to not bring their retarded builds almost verbatim

Why the fuck would you be surprised? Act like an asshole get banned by assholes. Out of all our years playing, only a tiny handful of Konglets have managed to get banned, and only one I can think of permabanned. And no one would ever say Connor was anything less than an obnoxious asshole who deserved it.

Actually, Eric also brought it on himself too, I don';t know if his account was permabanned though.

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>just want to watch anime but these are the seeder counts

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>littlest helper is the only title you want
>20k light mech assists

What the fuck

>>137655921
What animes? I bet AnimeBytes has them well-seeded.

>>137652320
>>137653030

Shitter apologists

https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/156871/the-pa-report-mechwarrior-tactics-is-free-to-play-turn-based-and-take-our-money

https://www.penny-arcade.com/report/article/mechwarrior-tactics-is-free-to-play-turn-based-and-go-ahead-and-take-our-mo


Looks like they really did take their money.

>>137658171
>cant join it
Th-thanks

>>137663542
Is this Haruko? I'll see if I can invite people if it is.

>>137664261
No.
>implying I'm that fucking plebian
>not having a pass
>not just using the Google bakabt trick

>>137666665
Sorry Haruko, I just want to help you.

>>137666901
Why can't you help me

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Good thread.

>>137651242

>not realizing the MAL-1R is literally quirked for nothing but missiles and LRM 15's specifically, meaning people are gonna build lurmaulers no matter how much you whine

>not realizing money is no shield against the pig

You had the dumb.

>>137661395

>404 page
>long beyond-ded game that was even worse grabdealing than MWO

Yep, they sure did.

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>>137666665
This T B H famms
just google the show you wanna watch and add the words 'bakabt' and you're good to go

>try to do vocaroo request made earlier
>can't get ecstatic enough to make it good enough
>practically have no energy left today
maybe another day

>>137669205

>be 5 to 10 years younger than all the old men.
>somehow has less energy than them.
>can only last two rounds in fightan.
>ragequit after 20 minutes of robots.

Doing CW right now
>>137669430
Greg's a minuteman.

I'm ranked platinum in street fighter V and can do standing 720s, what mech do I play to leverage my exceptional fundamentals and execution

>>137670167

None of them really in terms of needing leet joystick skills, these aren't really Gundams, they're walking tanks. In fact, better to use mouse + keyboard.

But play a fast light and learn the rush of being full sanic as you burn and blast shit.

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>>137670167
>Street Fighter V
>execution

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>>137670167

Atlases or daishis.

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>>137669430
>2 pump chump
>loses interest before even getting it in and asks for a lazy handie j instead
>too lazy to call in his insurance claim even
Greg, everyone

>>137670418
Understood, gonna buy a locust and flank for frame advantage before I fuck people up with tick throws

>>137670167
>Look mom I can memorize!: The Genre

LRM's are your best bet.

>>137669430
>>137670631
Nigger I trying to multitask between studying fkr midterms, watching chinese cartoons that aired today and keeping up with the threads that follow, keeping up with /gerg/ and /@/, figuring out what the fuck I'm going to do during the summer and the rest of the year, and trying to retain my ranking the current event that's going on in Starlight Stage. My brain is a fucking meshy blob and I want it all to end. Get off my fucking case

>>137670631
>Haruko lets Greg put it in, but not me
Gonna kill myself desu

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>>137670753

Locust is a sleeper top tier, though. You sure you want to be known for going with the flow like that?

The frame advantage on its small pulse is also fucking overrated. A real fundamental grandpa would go for wolfhounds. They force you to work for your git guds.

>>137670886
Watch ReZero then stay up all night reading the manga because you want to find out what happens then hunt down raws until 4am only to be blueballed because they're only a few chapters ahead like me :^)

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>>137670845
>>Look mom I can memorize!: The Genre

This is what the casuals actually believe.

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>>137671041
You're right, I do despise top tiers, I always was a LOW TIER GOD

so I'll buy a cicada and run quad PPC so I can show off my kara negative edge option selects

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>>137670845
>Look mom I can memorize!: The Genre
>Kit confirmed for only having played skullgirls

sasuga

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>>137671705
It's almost as if Spudbuddy is actually here.

>>137672041
I have never played skullgirls

>>137671705

>not going full AC/20 Cicada Dan-imal mode to be the true King of Dakka

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>>137671379
Right, because putting off studying for my midterms even more is exactly what I should
Just fucking kill me now famm
I didn't really like the first episode a whole lot T B H but from what I've read from the threads it looks kinda interesting but gory and depressing as all hell holy fuck. I might give it a read when I get the time to

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>>137672212
What a shame.

>>137672368
It picks up when the mc stops being retarded and figures out he is looping desu, which in the anime should be at the beginning of episode 2 when he gets shanked by the thieves again. I like it because it's the same premise as muvluv. It's pretty good desu senpai.

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>>137672256

>unironically picking Dan.
>being that fucking guy who plays the joke character.

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>>137672757
Alright I'll give it a second chance then

buy a new phone already you cunt

>>137673016

....so you'd agree that an AC/20 Cicada is basically Dan the Robot?

>>137674013

Actually, no. The true Dan robot is the vindicator. I'm gonna push for it to be renamed to Danicator once the phoenix hawk releases.

grinding the elo-meter is hell, t3 atm and keep getting these 1k damage matches with 3+ kills and the meter goes up by a pixel every 5 matches

>>137651242
feeding the ig is dumb.
feeding the pig and being shitter in chat is even dumber.

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Which camo pattern should I choose, have narrowed it down to 5.

1/5

>>137675471
feeding the pig is a old meme, let's 2016ify it.

Those of you paying money to PGI are now getting cucked by the pig

congratulations you are getting cucked by PGI

Russ is directly cucking you

Russ and Paul are KEKING YOU

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>>137675623

2/5

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>>137675623
>>137675819
>single UAC5
>edgy robot name and colors
gross

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>>137675819

3/5

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>>137676027

3 MPL or 1 LPL and 1 MPL

Meta builds are flat out boring.

So you best unfuck yourself before I rip off your head and shit down your throat.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=130&l=8bf63b899f9c5cce0584f8f8f2517793d1cd9a43

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>>137676204

5/5

>>137675972
Fight Me IRL.

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>>137675623
>>137675819
Your Ryuuko color pallet is shit. The only decent one is the tartan one. The others look tacky as shit. You need a third color in there.

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>>137677606
Just pointing out what needs to be fixed famm

>>137677931
>kill la normie memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Daily mission: complete.

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>>137678221

Tore Sean's leg off as I chased him around the map with missiles, whereupon his Spider was pounced and slain.

>>137677931
Want dark colors to actually you know blend in. The red was the free one, and don't feel like spending much more on colors.

>Rancor ACTUALLY bought into the Wolverine meme

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>>137678471

C-bill purple is best stealth paint. It is known.

>>137678408

After gimping Sean, I gave into my lust for brawling and went fist to face with an enemy Mad Dog. I was left with my LT LRM. He was left face down.

Good end.

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>>137678813
cbill purple

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>Researched first by Clan Wolf in 3045, (in production by 3048)

LASER ANTI MISSILE SYSTEM WHEN

>>137679776
Stop it, shitty kitty.

>>137679809
I wholeheartedly refuse

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>>137678813
>>137679090
Personally I don't like that camo but it's less tacky than your other one so go for it.

And yeah desu senpai it's hard to make any camo look good without spending MC on colors.

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>>137679090
>>137678813
>>137676650
>>137676204
>>137676027
>>137675819
>>137675623

>>137679776

Those things run hot as balls, and with MWO's fucked up heat system, you'd probably overheat really quickly.

>>137680604
It'd give me an excuse to actually use my ams toggle key.

>>137679090

I like that. Nice and dark and the scales help break up the image a bit.

>>137679776

Imagine a triple LAMS Kit Fox.

It'd look like a GI JOE battle every time someone fired missiles.

>have to play on euro servers because I crash loading Canadian servers
>from Canada
ebin

At least I get to see magical sights like the entire enemy light lance horribly failing to kill a Stalker that can't keep up with the rest of the team.

>>137680524

Sorry brofoloski, discussion was getting stale was trying to get something going.

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>>137651242
i really fucking hope this is correlated
>tfw you even bought a steam grabdeal

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>>137681405

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>>137683929

Holy fuck.

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>>137683929
Get fucked pardo you italian cunt.

Is clan wave 3 the best one overall?

>>137685648
It had what some argue is the best Light omni mech, and one of the most favored Heavies. Its Medium and Assault suffer greatly from locked equipment (MASC and Jump Jets). But overall, yeah, it was the best Clan Grab Deal imo.

>>137686908
I don't get it.

>>137683929
K... Keep me posted

>>137674167
But Dan is actually a decent character and can hold his own with the right kind of player. It should be a robot that is considered a joke but is actually decent.

Yeah, the Cicada fits Dan best. Just not the AC/20 Cicada, that would be like playing him doing just Dan Kicks.

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>>137683929
ayy

>>137686961
Its legs are fucking massive

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>>137683929
Oh

Oh my god

I just wet myself a little I laughed so hard holy shit

ALSO IS THE FUCKING ROADMAP UP

RUSS YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT FUCK

>>137677931
>2016
>not using the Queen's Timber Wolf
>not having the Union Jack in the cockpit
>being at work and not having a handy screenshot

>>137687027

Dan is a decent character in one SF4, and has meme powers in a couple Vs games. He's a trash character in almost all other titles.

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Why is the thread so ded? Is everyone out doing normie things?

Crab already has camo available for it correct? I seem to be under the impression it doesn't but I'm too lazy to log on and check

>>137653030
Eric pissed off a bunch of big name turbogolds and he also called like all the germans he ever played with nazis.
oy vey shut it down!

>>137651242
>tell some shitters
pro-tip never use the in-game chat or VOIP fucking never in ANY multiplayer game, fucking SJWs and hugbox shitters get your ass banned no matter what

>>137687292
He called people niggers and faggots in chat regularly.

Anyway he eventually got unbanned.

>>137687485
You can do whatever you want in voip, but you can't do it in chat because that's logged.

>>137687216
The road map isn't up yet because they literally don't know if they're going to have to postpone the April patch yet or not. CW phase three, and some camo patterns didn't make it to ready status in time for the original planned date.

>>137687227
Yes

t. swift

>>137687485
VOIP isn't logged, you can use it to insult people all you want, but if you are super aggressive and get tons of reports they might still ban you based on no evidence anyways

>>137687598
Not enough people grabdealed, couldn't hire some crucial people because the offers were too low.

Solution: Grab deal some more imaginary robots.

>>137687553
>>137687647
I'd still not risk it. Let shitters be shitters because you can't change their nature.

>>137687926
Or you could, you know, just tell them nicely.

>>137687961
I'm in a LRM5 Atlas with machine guns and small pulse lasers.

Tell me nicely.

>>137688083
*teleports behind you*

>>137688083
I'll just walk up to you in my light and facefuck you, making your match thoroughly unenjoyable while I circle around you and do poke damage until my team eventually overruns yours (since your team is down a 100 ton Assault, as well as the other LRM Atlas who is trying to get me off of you and failing) and you get really rekt.

>>137688083
I enjoy lrm atlases, they're my priority target every time.

>>137670886
fuck off and create your own blog please

>you will never get Whispers to cook for you
I never asked for these feels.

SHITTY KITTY PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER GRUMPY GREGGULES.

>mechs max engine stops at 275 rather than 280 despite the fact that they weigh the exact same amount

can someone explain this meme to me?

>>137689479
Tabletop Battletech.

>>137689524
But MWO is not a tabletop game

>>137688083
Use LRM15s.

>>137689582
Sorry LRM15s are too big but thanks for the advice! :)

>>137689479

Sure. In CBT, engine rating is your robot's tonnage multiplied.

So a shadowhawk can have a 110, 165, 225, 275, 330... An atlas can only take a 100, 200, 300, or 400.

Piggy carried this over into their game, but over the years, a lot of robots were granted bigger engine sizes for reasons.

>>137688083

You could do so much more if you actually mounted more weapons than a Locust, Atlas-Otōto. Don't be afraid to use the big guns, we won't call you fat!

>>137689479
It's for the sake of balance, but who knows what's the exact reasoning behind the 275 restriction? CN9-AH, right?

One more way to force people to moneysink on another engine, I guess. There are some stock mechs with XL275s so it isn't so bad. I have yet to own a 280 because the tiny speed difference isn't worth hours of my time.

>>137689479

Cents used to be limited to 250 engines max. It was the same for the hunchback, but PGI increased the hunch to 260 before closed beta ended.

Many years later, they decided that all the cents with the small engines would be allowed to take 275s, and they granted this power to hunchbacks, too.

>>137688083
Do you seriously encounter such obvious joke builds often?

>>137689731
Actually all robots have bigger max engines than they do in tabletop

It used to be 1.2~1.4x their max engine rating, but they've since increased it for many mechs.

>>137689928
In the ghetto, yes

>>137689928
In solo queue, sadly, yes.
Even at tier 2.

>>137690013
1) Get out of the ghetto
2) Don't get mad at ghetto people in the ghetto

>>137690107
No and who the fuck said I was mad?

>>137690440
You sound mad.

>>137690643
Why are you mad?

>mech costs 3.3 million
>funtax is 5 million
thanks pgi

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>you will never be as excited as when they added in the KG for the first time ever again
GOd what a glorious and wet day.

I SAID I'D SELL MY SOUL TO PGI IF THEY ADDED IT IN AND THEY DID

>>137690940
>mech looks great
>is average at best in terms of usefulness

this keeps happening

>>137691073
King Crab is one of the best mechs in the game, fuck are you talking about?

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>>137691073
It IS breddy good though.
At least it was last time I played, I haven't tried running it yet again because I've been too busy Mauler posting. Also because this new tonnage system is pretty gay desu.

Have there been any significant changes to Goose since I last played (when they added in Grim Plexus)?

>>137691242
>everyone plays whales, atlases, maulers, and battlemasters
>a few play executioners and banshees
>king crab as rare as victor

king crab is best you guys!

>>137691274
>>137691242
it's literally a dire wolf except less firepower

>>137691274
Gauss got a huge DPS nerf, then they scaled that nerf back a bit. Not a huge deal, brought it a little more in line with other ballistics. Killed a lot of single gauss usage though.

>>137691367
>King Crab
>rare
>all these shitmechs
Underhive shitter detected.

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>>137691367
Prob because of the new tonnage system desu. It makes it harder to bring a 100 tonner.
Unless you mean solo queue, in which case iunno.
Maybe it's just your tier? I doubt newbies can afford to outfit a crab, and they prob see the stock speed on it and decide to buy something else anyway.
>>137691448
What exactly do you mean by DPS nerf? Did they increase the recycle rate or something? I thought it felt kinda off, and I kept getting my shit pushed in when I tried to run dual gauss Mauler but then again it doesn't have the same quirks as the crab and I didn't have my cooldown mod on it so.

>>137691367
They are extremely rare, but so are enforcers and those are quite good.

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>>137691073

The hell? Even the Trial one is damn effective.

>>137691676
Increased the cooldown yes

It went from 4s to 5.5s, then they scaled it back to 5s cooldown

KGC is as good as it ever was, has all the same problems it always had, except now the Mauler exists to do ballistics better for the IS side with the exception of gauss which is KGC-only really for being in the arms

>>137691367
You forgot stalkers and warcocks but yeah you're right about how KCs just aren't played.

>>137691779
>T4 underhive
lmao

memes

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>>137691701
>there are people who unironically run Centurions instead of superior Enforcers
COUGHdashingCOUGH
>>137691783
That's really really gay, IS goose spam wasn't even that bad because unlike clans, only assaults could really do it without exploding torsos and even then only the Crab could do it.

Clans on the other hand didn't give a fuck because hurr muh immune xl torsos.

Even fucking then I'd still sometimes lose both my side torsos from a goose explosion on the crabs arms somehow, like really, how? Is it some kind of bug?

>>137692209
Dashing hates the look of the enforcer head and I don't blame him.

Goose does 20 damage as an explosion. Unless you have srm ammo cooking off alongside it you shouldn't lose your side torsos.

>>137692209
Dashing has been entrenched in the cent since it came out, there's no going back for him.

>>137692363
>Dashing
Wait there's a ponyfag in kong?

>>137692209
I am on a medium mech binge.

After I'm done with the current one I need to immediately move to another. Quick, Enforcer or Trebuchet first?

One day we will have melee combat and the Centurion will be the king of 50-tonner punching. Hunchback and Plebuchet probably won't get dank melee quirks because the former has babby arms and the latter doesn't have cool hands.

>>137692503
Steambirth pls GO

>>137692603
enforcer and trebs are shit mechs
we won't ever get melee

>>137692209
Gauss was almost soley the only ballistic worth taking the whole time it had 4s cooldown though

You saw some AC5s here and there, mostly only on the Crab and Jagermech because they were the only ones that could bring enough to be worth it, but otherwise it was all Gauss.

It's probably slightly too far and should be like 4.75s probably

As for exploding torsos idk lol but if your arm is taken down really far in health and then the gauss explosion happens you'll eat all that 20 damage to the side but that's not very much

>>137692628
Did you forget the old bants of calling him a pony?
Fuck off Brun you steambirth scum

>>137692209
If your rifles exploded while the arms were almost destroyed, the 20 points of damage will transfer over to the side torsos. It's a real tight HP window for a transfer to cause ST destruction though.

>>137692603
Enforcer has one very good variant. Don't know much about trebs other than one has good laser quirks.

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>>137692106

Eh. I'm T3 and between me and the other KGC we mowed down their assaults, then started in on the heavies. Their KGC pretty much vaporized in a few seconds of UAC/5 fire and we just kept walking up through their assaults and blowing the shit out of them. It's a lot of firepower. Even on the games where the team was absolute shit, I could lay down a ton of damage.

>>137692603
Enforcers, probably one of the cheapest mechs to grind out, one variant has no fun tax, another one comes with an XL250 which you use for all of them, and they are just in general cheap.

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>>137692748
Fuck you Horko

>>137692603
Trebs are fucking trash unless you are Mole Asses. I think the energy one is decent but they are pretty subpar as far as mediums go due to having such wide hitboxes.

The Enforcer is really good, ignore the people on here who say it's shit, it's just a meme they stole from vass when the grab deal came out. It's basically a smaller, tankier centurion. The quirks make it really really tough and it has pretty decent ballistic and energy quirks.

Most people seem to love the 2UAC5 one but imho the one I always did best in was the AC/10 4ML one. It's just a great all around medium.
>>137692757
Yeah but sometimes, rarely, a rifle would explode and take out BOTH side torsos. I have no idea why, it would be infuriating. Might have been a bug but I've never heard of it happening to anyone else.
>>137692728
That was more due to there being absolutely no point in not taking gauss for single ballistic hardpoint builds if you had the tonnage. Why wouldn't you always take the highest damage weapon if you can fit it, and can only fit one?

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>>137693140
That's not me you insecure, fat, mexican-woman-looking fat faggot of a redskin faggo. Fuck off.

>>137692660
Enforcers aren't shitmechs in the slightest

The laser one is an excellent robot, the others are all solid, great hitboxes all around and have nice options with jumpjets

Treb has one good variant but the rest are pretty bad since they're so LRM based

>>137693194
Because the AC10 should be a better weapon if you aren't fighting at range, and the AC20 should have much better DPS at close range than gauss which was hardly true before

>>137692842
>Well EXCUSE ME I'm already TIER 3... noob
K.. Keep me posted

>>137693303
Eh fuck you anyways flatso.

>>137693194
>>137693310
Also note that the nerf did, in fact, see C-UAC10 begin to be used more because of it

Hardly any IS robots used a single gauss to begin with at that, the nerf really targeted the 5/6ERML + Gauss laser vomit that had become ultra popular for its versatility, this is also why ERMLs etc got their max ranges nerfed

Only a few mechs like the Zeus were running Gauss + LLs/ERLLs/LPLs on the IS side as an approximation

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>>137693310
idk, I think the quirk system really fixed that shit.

I mean look at the Enforcer, it's pretty beastly with the AC/10 quirks. And then of course there's the god tier AC/2 Blackjack, blessings be upon it.

>tfw PGI might take it away some day
I just know they will, it's too much fucking fun and viable, which means DELETE THIS.

>>137693561
Enforcer doesn't have any AC/10 quirks.

Please read the manual before posting on /gerg/.

>>137693561
The last major quirkpatch BUFFED the AC2 BJ's cooldown, giving it the highest single cooldown quirk in the game

It's not going anywhere, it's not OP and it's a fun niche for the mech

They might nerf it a bit when the AC2 module comes in to keep it in line but who cares as long as it's as good as it is now

>>137693648
I could have sworn it did. Looks like I was confusing it with LBX.

LBX A SHIT.

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>>137693723
>AC2 module comes in
W-WHAT

>>137693783
Really the only worthwhile enforcer is the double UAC one since the rest are mostly brawlers, and brawling is dead.

Sure you have a 3LL megaman variant but there's already another medium that does it better.

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>>137693880
They said there'd be one coming in the last town hall finally

Might be in this month's patch, who knows

>tfw accused of wallhacking

What would a purple bird themed dropdeck look like?

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>It's a kong talks body horror and kitbashing episode

>>137693194

Trebs suffer because they're really not meant to brawl and the role they were made for, missile chucking, is named "Hunchback" in the medium class if you're using IS tech.

And the 4J outlurms every single Treb, basically. And you're generally going to use something like a Griffin for SRMs. That leaves the Treb with only one unique quirk, and that's for NARCing on the 7M, though it also gets nice quirks for other missiles too and can do 3xASRM6 OK.

>>137694306
cicada/trebuchet/awesome/awesome

>>137694256

>we see the return of horrors like triple AC/2 Battlemasters and hex-AC/2 KGCs.

Fuck, they'll rise from the underhive again.

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>>137694256
Dumb tae poster not even being on mumble
>>137694306
Awesome, Orion, Trebuchet, Raven
>>137694534
I'm glad you're enjoying my recommendation Kharn.

>>137694306
Three Awesomes and a salvaged Locust

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>>137694701
>DPS builds
>Good ever again

>>137694701
If by horrors you mean shitmechs yeah prob. Ac2s are too hot unless they have quirks specifically for them like the bj though.

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>>137694743
Someone say KITbashing?

Guys new meme strat
>enemy pops UAV
>since the UAV drone is a physical object, you can put red smoke on it
>red smoke on top of the entire enemy team and none of them can see it coming
don't tell anyone

>>137694743
But I am on mumble

>>137694768
this pretty much t b h f a m

>>137695749
>the lasers align perfectly with the zoomed part
now I don't think it works that way

>want to try awesome again because of qwerks
>the torso has ppc cancer boxes that suddenly just stop, looks like a fucking metal plate with a pipe sticking out of it

the fuck

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>>137694743
>I'm glad you're enjoying my recommendation Kharn.

I need more, I got to go deeper.

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Look at that fist.

>>137697423
ugly legos

camel worth it yet?

https://youtu.be/dduwy5we7dM
These mechwarriors look funny

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What could have been

>>137697423
I bet ur mam likes that fist.

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I did 911

why is the panther so shitty?

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>>137699809
SHE PANTHER IS NOT SHIT IT'S AN EXQUISITE MEME MECH FOR MECHWARRIORS WITH ONLY THE MOST PATRICIAN TASTE

>>137699978
but it's shit
it's slow
has no weapons
the ones it has are all in a dumb big huge arm with massive cancer lego boxes
missiles in the center torso so most you can get out of it is two srm4s

no speed
no damage
not even ecm

what a shit

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>>137700039
>127kmh
>Slow
>Not having a megaman buster for hot poptart action
>Needing cloak of skill

Next thing you're going to tell me that you don't mount PPC in lore-friendly spots on 'Mechs quirked for it.

Got to mix those PPCs and SRMs approved by the Kong shitmech masters for muh hit and fade muhfugga

>>137700457
A
SHIT

I like the Wolfhound better.

>>137700557
literally a worse and uglier firestarter

>>137700605
I hate steambirths. I hate noobs. I hate normies. Who am I?

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>>137700506
Enjoy your inferior feline-lacking existence

>>137700557
>Unironically liking Bishop Steiner's furry joyride

>>137700741
No reason to choose a worse mech if it's also uglier.

And don't say it's more fun because Wolfhound is just a Firestarter without JJs.

Panther Vs. Wolfhound.
Who wins?

>>137700817
Go back to the Mechwarrior Academy

>>137700887
Wolfhound by having twice as many weapons.

>>137700887
Dogs are innately better than cats.

>>137700817
Wolfhound is a Firestarter without JJs but it does have some grumpy gwuerks to compensate. Small structure buffs across the board but most notably agility buffs too.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=336&l=1c69ec7ee82bf8e1263e5791cb83bed0ddd86f21
>tfw funtax is 4 times the cost of the mech

>>137700887
Until ppcs get buffed I would definitely have to go with the wolfhound.

>>137700887
all memes and haruko shitposting aside the wolfhound is actually a tier 1 mech despite its lack of JJ

it's good for going relatively fast and medlas spam

>>137703116
wolfhounds not bad, just overshadowed by the firestarter, which is why it's not true tier 1

Nova rescale when? I need my 20 dps

>>137700887
If the map has a lot of verticality, the Panther can eke out a win by being a sneaky rooftop bastard.

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So the Marauder won't come out for C-bills in this patch. Why must life be so cruel?

>>137709890
excellent page 10 bump my friend

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>>137710012
I just can't let go, old pal. I just can't.

wait, when did they nerf the 1X?

Why do people always vote for Alpine?

>>137711460
Probably all the LRM fags because of Archer, I just suicide to get it over with.

>>137711460

LRMs and big hills to shoot down from.

>>137711735
>>137711845
Such a great map
>get NARCd
>literally dead

>>137711735
REPORTED

>>137713010
sorry I let my wife's son play for one match I hope that's okay

>max engine rating 275
>max engine rating 295
literally cuck mech

Fuck the stalker, Im jumping on the enforcer memetrain too.

Definitely going to keep the UAC5 variant for being a tiny manbot KGC. I assume I should grab the 5D and the 4R?

>>137716150
first the 5D because it comes with an XL250
then the 4P because it comes with ferro, endo and dubs for just 4 mil
lastly the 5P which is the fun one

>win
>250k
>lose
>50k
love this meme

>>137716589
The 4P is trash though

5D, 5P, 4R

>>137716589
I already have a few xl250/255s kicking around and cbills dont matter much to me at this point.

>>137717894
Good to know my instincts havent failed me yet.

>>137717894
>>137718169
4P is the second best of the Enforcers but whatever waste more money

Just to make sure that im not blind, there is no ERLL range module right?

Patch fucking when?
I want my shitmech already.

>>137720683
The patch isn't today you stupid fag

It's the 19th, which is also when Cbill Marauder happens

The Huelander IIC is out for cbills in 30 minutes

>>137718425
The only thing the 4P is good at is being tanky

Otherwise it lacks jumpjets and has shitty weapon quirks, and can take a 350XL which it will never do because Enforcers are already hard pressed to run the 325 most of them have anyways

To suggest it over the 4R, which is the best Enforcer period, is absolutely retarded. 5D or 4P is up to preference though I guess, but 5D gets literally twice the ballistic quirks the 4P does and has much more valuable laser duration instead of energy cooldown

>>137721381
Unlike the 4R or 5D, the 4P can actually use a good ballistic. AC/20 and 4ML is nothing to laugh at.
5D is only worthwhile for the engine, so if you don't need that go for 4R and run a shittier 3LL Wolverine since the 5D is easily the weakest of the Enforcers.

https://mwomercs.com/mwowc2016/

Tournament page is up

>not allowed to use your own mice and keyboards in the finals
>Skirmish only, 8v8, 0-1200 tons only restriction (1200??? for 8 people?)
>Only 12 people allowed for your team roster max for a 6 month period of playing

Oh man, competitive community is already shitting all over this, that'll do pig, that'll do.

>>137721754
2xAC5 with 15% cooldown is nothing to laugh at either, or Gauss, all with 20% velocity and 20% range. Nevermind you still have -15% laser duration if you want to be a 3LPL/ERLL using faggot.

AC20 isn't all that great honestly, not when you're losing jumpjets and good weapon quirks to take it, though I'll give you it is best suited for getting into the brawl with the HP quirks at least.

I still give the edge to the 5D, but at most they're equivalently mediocre.