/kspg/ mexican tax fraud general

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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk [Embed]

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)


>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

Snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, boys only and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not, Angry Anon.

If you're spamming to identify yourself, you are turning the thread to shit.

MAKE KERBIN GREAT AGAIN

comfy

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hullo!

Why do you hate this fun indie game so much?

Why must anons create second threads?

Correct thread.

WHERES THE MONEY SQUAD?

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>>137594942
>Is >>137585981# you? At least your boss was impressed
No. My lack of sleep is based on adderall-induced insomnia, not self-inflicted stupidity.
At least not 100% self-inflicted stupidity.
Given that I do more in 3 hours while on the pill than I do in an entire month off it, it's a worthy sacrifice. And I don't feel tired in the morning.

>>137616007
>007

When will the euros learn?

>>137616007
Adderall is great but it can be dangerous with KSP

>>137616245
Once they are drowning in refugees :^)

>>137612060

>Brazil

What do you expect from a banana country like that?

Even fucking Harvester abandoned that shithole and go to Mexico instead

Thinking about that, Mexico should host the Olympic Games instead.

>>137616310
makes me smoke like a chimney

I just don't get why people are so interested in covering up the obvious tax fraud

>>137615057
>>137615057
>>137615057

There are some people very interested in ending this "where did the money go squad?" line of questioning.

Little do they realize the money bone is connected to the maxmaps legacy bone and my hatred for maxmaps is the only fundamental force that cannot be stopped.

Reminder cats have nice benis

>>137616649
meant for
>>137616471

Reminder that /kspg/ must love each other forever, no matter what. <3

>>137616310
>Adderall is great but it can be dangerous with KSP
KSP + Adderall is comparatively tame in my experiences. All it adds is an extra incentive to make things symmetrical.
Now Dwarf Fortress is a different story. I once spent 6 hours with some graph paper designing and redesigning a fortress, constantly starting over because it was just not perfect enough to satisfy the added autism.
It was crazy.

>>137616762
>tfw experimented for the first time the other day

>>137616871
>dwarf fort on adderall
Shit dude thats about as bad as it gets. I'm glad you survived. Shit makes me want a cig just thinking about it.

>>137616871
have you ever tried Vivance?

>>137615181
Hullo!

>>137617081
*Vyvanse

Yes. Do not recommend. Made my spine try to jump ship from my body.

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>>137616986
Other horror stories include refurbishing my base in SkySaga (a closed alpha minecraft-like), though I was designing it on the tail end of the medicine's effects so my autism-crazed self and my lax self were able to come to an agreement there, and I actually got it done.

>>137617081
No. What is Vivance?

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This gif represents how 1.0 should have gone, with "lets do engine optimizations" tacked on to the end of the dialogue.

but instead with have valentina kuntman

>>137616893
Female catfucker?

>>137617279
Adderall alternative. My neighbor likes it a lot more than me. Stronger but also harder to control

>>137617439
No.

>>137617592
Who are you, then?
Do we have a fourth zoophile?

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>>137617520
Seriously, your false superiority, whether borne out of ignorance or a desire to control the narrative, is causing squad more harm than good, as it forces the general to consider the notion that there is a plant among us with ulterior motives.

>>137617658
it was warm and rumbling and sitting in my lap

I'm not a zoo

>>137617739
Just to clarify, you did touch a gat benis, right?

>>137617448
I don't think so. Though I do remember having a capsule-based adderall alternative, but I also remember it doing fuck all. Gave a hell of a placebo, though.

I don't actually like being on the medicine. I only use it when I need to get assignments done, since the medicine kills my appetite, makes my body very nervous and jittery, and on some cases, makes me throw up. Not to mention the insomnia. Though this might be because I don't take it regularly, and my body hasn't metabolized it.

>need to poop
>office has two stalls
>both constantly being abused by businessmen who drink too much coffee

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plop

>>137617969
>he shits more often than once every two days
>he can't hold it in for 6 days if needed
sмh tbн faм

>>137617861
you need to take it in the morning and switch to short release if you can't sleep. the food thing is actually a benefit to me and I find the jitters come in waves.

always a little scared my heart is gonna explode or I'm gonna have a stroke but I'm down from 30mg Xr a day to just a few mg every few weeks the only issue is now I use it solely recreationally

>>137618202
>you need to take it in the morning and switch to short release if you can't sleep

I am well aware of this. Given that I can't really work on assignments until after 5pm, and the medicine only works for so long, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Plus it gives me extra time to shitpost on /v/, fap, and play video games.

>>137618165
desu shitting once every 2 days sounds awful ngl fampai

>>137618425
Why?
It's not like my turds are massive or anything

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>tfw have been taking shits every 5+ days recently
>literally every time it's clogged the toilet
>I haven't even changed what I usually eat at all

>>137618924
You've just discovered a new isotope to compress it into

>>137618924
Get some Miralax and some Senna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4flAZEgtjs

HULLO

>>137615057
>>137615057
>>137615057

This thread has been abandoned. Go to above thread.

Sage.

Why do Mexicans love Anime so much?

>>137620487

I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH AUTISM

This thread has been abandoned.

>>137621000
Perhaps we should just abandon this general.
Who am I kidding, the ride never ends.

BURN!

>>137620487
I don't give a shit about Tesla. I'll stay here to discuss about the OP

>Where's the $120 million, squad?
edition

>framerate improvements do not excuse corrupt embezzlement and tax fraud. Against your own countrymen no less!

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>>137621962
Fuck off Max.

>>137622019

>>137615057
>>137615057
>>137615057

This thread has been abandoned. Go to above thread.

Sage.

>thread wars
nah

>>137622315

>>137615057
>>137615057
>>137615057

This thread has been abandoned. Go to above thread.

Sage.

>>137620487
Lol look at that asswreck

ANGRY ANON ON LIFE SUPPORT

CALL ALL REFUGEE CAMPS

TELL THEM MORE ORGANS AVAILABLE SOON

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based scatterer anon

>>137621962
>>137622130
>>137622430
And this is what happens when we don't strongly enforce the "first thread posted" rule, which, surprisingly, stopped being a rule as soon as it no longer behooved angry anon to be a permanent rulefag.

So in short, fuck you and fuck anyone who posts a second bread just because they disagree with the culture it propagates

Installing this shit again.
Reccomend me some must have mods.

>>137623529
Mechjeb and hyperedit are must-haves for me. And the Bobcat part pack is pretty good too.

>>137623529

As much people like to hate on ckan I love using that. It makes shit so much easier. My RSS Install works fine and I installed it through CKAN

>>137623529
uninstall.exe
mexican tax authority snitch app
early access is the cancer killing videogames DLC

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>>137623703
I bought it.
How does that make you feel? ;-^)

>>137622817
>it's a rule only if I say so

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/Kspg/ is a clusterfuck today.

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>>137624014
Not that much

I wanna talk about ksp

>>137624189
Delete this faggot

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>>137624507
"No"

>>137624507
>a spoilers picture of something unrelated I don't like is not ok, but other spoilers pictures of something that makes my dick hard are ok

Gr8 logic m8, I r8 8/8

>>137624871
*spoilered

>>137624449
Sure friend, what would you like to talk about it?

>>137624189
>>137624871
>>137624534
b8

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>>137625283

Im working on a RSS SSTO.

The clouds are also wayyy to thick at ksc, it always looks like it is overcast. Can I change this? Also how to I display scatter's lens flare? I closed the menu on startup and I dont know how to bring it back.

>>137625534
That's a very qt craft <3
If I'm not mistaken, alt + f8 should get scatterers menu back.
The clouds don't seem that thick but you can probably change the config if you'd like.

>>137623987
I didn't realize Global 10 didn't apply anymore.

>>137625534
How did you make your game look that good.
Is that scatterer?

>>137624014
>>137624189
Hey look it's the two faggos who show up when /kspg/ reminds squad we are going to burn this motherfucker to the ground

>>137625901
It's okay, he's gonna keep flailing until they finally turn off the breathing machine.

And when he makes a new thread at 720 posts this time, I will enjoy letting it die while it's in an American time zone.

>>137625901
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

Creating 2 (two) threads can hardly be considered spamming or flooding, especially considering the fact that the respective OPs try to keep those two threads alive instead of posting more.
Nice try, keep reading the rule page, maybe you can find something that can be better stretched into "nobody can make two threads and everyone should post in the first one no matter what"

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>>137625936

Scatterer + RVE + planetshine wtfever else ckan installed for RSS.

The game looks a lot better with RSS I think. Even in stock the atmosphere blends nicely.

>>137625813

Its different at lower altitudes. This is me just going above the cloud layer, you can see how dark the clouds are. On the ground it is full on overcast.

>>137626289
>I am worthy of deciding when community rules should be broken
>I post here out of a sense of duty to the forums and Squad
>I hate everyone here
>My anus is bleeding
Angry Anon, incarnate.

pls go raptor

>>137626575
Autism: the post

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>>137626439
Hmm, curious. Are you using a EVE config specifically for RSS? I know there's a way to pull up a gui you can play with to your liking but can't recall the key command for it.

>>137624871
>Cute anime grills.
"REEEEEEEEeeeeee. Burn it!"
>Literal cat dick.
"Lelele,funny meme."

>>137627142
>things that never happened

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>>137626439
Does RVE really require RSS or not?
Because that looks pretty fucking impressive...

>>137627142
Oh so you're not just a faggot, you're a newfaggot coming in here and throwing a tantrum over our regulars.

>>137627517 was meant for >>137627264

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Reminder they're here to disrupt all productive conversation during prerelease.

Reminder the only way they learn is through negative reinforcement

Reminder that when they are sobbing, asking us "why?" "why would you do that?" "doesn't your love for this game outweigh your hate?" you will look down into their lubricated european eyes and whisper Where's the money Squad?

>>137627517
>diaper trash
REEEEEEE DELETE THIS
>weeb trash
Wow pls moar, welcome to kspg, have a seat with the regulars

Explain this then, idiot

>>137627468

I would assume so since RVE is made for RSS

>>137626852

Yep RVE is an EVE config. It also requires you to put a RVE folder in the gamedata folder so it may be something extra as well. I dunno, I just install what I am told to.

>>137626289
>Creating 2 (two) threads can hardly be considered spamming or flooding
>let me quickly make my definition the only one that is correct in this discussion

Give me a break you flaming faggot.

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>>137623962

>>137627468
sauce on this texture replacer ?

>>137628357
Turns out there is literally a link to the vanilla port in the mod's name.
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/123455-wip11-stock-visual-enhancements-sve-a-port-of-rve/

>>137628878
>reading comprehension

>>137628948
neato

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>>137629048
I'm dumb.

So anon, to answer your question, No, you should not create a "proper thread" and you should not assume it is ever wanted.

is pingopete scatterer-san ?

>>137630142
I wanted it
Hell if I was going to bother getting involved in the shitflinging, though
God knows you don't listen to a damn thing anyone tells you anyway

>>137630392
No scatter-kun is Blackrack

So how buggy is 1.1?

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>>137631567
horrendous

>>137630513
Thank god someone with a brain for once

>>137632309
>someone with a brain
>for once
samefag

clearly the general consensus is that you and your Gypsy handjob are in the minority

>>137633176
>samefag

You fucking wish, loser

>>137633391
>same four responses on repeat
I believe next you are due to tell me to cry some more

what amazes me is that you're dense enough to not switch up the pattern after a solid few months of it being demonstrated

Something about thorough inoculation to bullshit blah blah

>>137633176
The general consensus is that you're not worth the effort of replying to
This has been pretty much agreed upon at some point last week, and we didn't all suddenly change our minds since then
As I've said before, the only "message" you're sending to any hypothetical Squad employees is that you're a sperg that is unwelcome pretty much everywhere

>>137633176
>he conveniently forgets the time he was BTFO 3 times in a row when double threads were all the rage and was caught samefagging for 17 posts in his new, ignored thread

>>137633572
And what message are you sending, friend? besides this idea I am not worth replying to, expressed while replying to me

The sad truth is you're just solidifying precisely the sentiment I need to burn this motherfucker to the ground

>>137633583
>read post
>look at thread
So I guess this time it was just a fluke? Except there were accusations of samefagging for this thread too... so maybe your bullshit detector is so broken you're picking up false positives from your own actions?

Next he's gonna call me MAN :^)

>>137633780
I'm not trying to say Squad is god, I'm not saying Max is great, I'm not saying KSP is a finished game, I'm not saying that Squad didn't use underhanded tactics, I'm just saying this
You, as in you as an individual, not as any group you think you might belong to, are unwelcome here, and this is the general consensus of /kspg/
I have yet to see anyone attempt to defend you
Please go, and never come back, we don't want you here

>>137634148
>we

He seems like a nice guy to me, anon. Maybe you should stop speaking for the thread?

As someone who has been watching this for a few months now, it amazes me there is this consistently negative voice that is always online for 12 hours a day to shoot down all antisquad tactics.

I thought I understood this thread, but apparently there is a shadow regular who actively tries NOT to be identified, and even goes so far as to create multiple identities to avoid being recognized.

These identities are easy to recognize because the more that appear, the lower the quality of the conversation goes, as he tries to maintain wider and wider nets of lies.

Ironically, I can also see how his agitations have led to far worse consequences for squad and KSP. So you gotta wonder why he's here. Babysitting? Marketing drone? Forums defense force?

But the voice is there.

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No fight /kspg/ love each other forever. <3

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>>137634774
>anti-MAN = pro-Squad
Love this meme
But seriously, fuck off

On an unrelated note, this brings up an interesting mental image

>>137635117
stop raping your pet

>>137634774
Yes you are totally an external voice who has been watching the place just for a few months and making super-partes comments about the situation, thank you very much for your valuable and unbiased opinion

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>>137634903
>posts yuri expecting it to make /kspg/ stop fighting

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>>137633176
>>137633391

>>137636635
I wonder, do you go look up a picture of someone in a diaper every time you make one of these posts, or do you just have a collection of this stuff on-hand?

>>137636635
L-lewd...

>>137636835
I downloaded a few of them when I started counter-spamming so now I have a bunch ready to use.

remember when they promised free expansions to everyone who preordered before a certain time?

remember when they said that they were going to make a proper colonization expansion?

good times.

>>137634774
Hi MAN

>look up apollo command module on wikipedia
>start clicking links
>30 minutes later
>21 tabs open
wew

>>137637028
I'd advise against doing that
Would be very difficult to explain if someone were to stumble upon it
Don't want people to think you have degenerate fetishes you don't actually have, you know, it's very hard to explain "b-but I use it for shitposting on a venetian leatherworking forum"

>>137637274
I think it'd be kind to consider ksp a degenerate fetish.

>>137637274
Thanks for your concern, but there is no risk anyone may find this shit

>>137637028
>Counter-spamming
What's wrong with you? You're the only one I see spamming shit in this thread.

>>137638947
I am going to reply with something I've been told when I pointed out someone started spamming weeb trash:
"Lol u mad"

>>137638947
it started with boatgirls exactly as 1.1 dropped, and has turned into cancerous namespamming now. I'm on the fence about diaper posting because anon is right it's about the same quality as the rest of the stuff getting spammed here.

'cept the glorious false paradigm posting of course

>>137638947
To be fair, he doesn't post any more often than the weebposters do
If he's a spammer, then so are they

>>137639260
Sorry, I've only been here a few days but this diaper sicko is the only "Spam" I see.

>>137639903
>anything animated
>ksp screens with no text
>pictures of beanie babies

report, add to this list and ignore.

>>137639903
That's because you are a weeabo faggot and you don't consider weeb trash as spam, but it is as spam as diaper trash

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So, how long until November 2016?

>tfw restarting my computer for the first time in two years

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I made a make ___ great again flag for each body in the kerbol system

halfway through my paint.net crashed, so the colors are off on some of them

enjoy
https://imgur.com/a/qzIMT

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand#Attack_in_1978_and_the_Sealand_Rebel_Government

>Following the former's repatriation, Achenbach and Gernot Pütz established a government in exile, sometimes known as the Sealand Rebel Government or Sealandic Rebel Government, in Germany. Achenbach's appointed successor, Johannes Seiger, continues to claim via his website that he is Sealand's legitimate ruling authority.

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http://imgur.com/a/lF7z2

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>>137642431
and who else would be?

http://principality-of-sealand.eu/welcome_e.html

Seems pretty comfy tbqh. Is anon just feeling Angry?

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4db3qu/a_long_time_players_plea_to_squad_for_11/

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How was it even possible for them to fuck up the VAB's lighting so bad?

>>137646578
>VAB uses lightmaps and a bunch of other shit that changed formats or whatever in unity 5
>bac9, the guy who originally did it, left
>no one at squid knows how to handle it

>>137646578
>tfw your VAB has always been shit like that because you play on low settings

Are the angry anons gone? Is the thread comfy again?

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4db3qu/a_long_time_players_plea_to_squad_for_11/d1pph9v

Look at that fucking reddit post.

>>137649234
MAN's comment is actually somewhat respectable.

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>install 1.1
>navball be like

>>137651076
Why? What's wrong?

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>137651378
i spent too long looking for an image to make a photoshop for you and now i give up

>>137653309
Can you describe it?

>>137651076
c'mon its not so bad

>>137652330
>replying to 1 year and 169 day old posts

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what do?

>>137655278
uninstall

>>137655278
>career

>>137655278
Basic Science so you can get more science to get more science?

>>137655278
play sandbox

Holy hell guys. It was my first day back at my own office and my boss, the Area Manager over 300 something stores, quit. Fucking hell...

>>137656312
give notice or quit quit?

>>137657076
Notice. But as soon and she got the call that it was accepted she packed and left. Absolutely no one knew about it. Totally out of the blue.

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>>137657172
jesus fuck. are you in line or is it more of a "bring an executive's buddy in to increase redundancy" type situation

>>137657728
No idea what to expect out of this. I work with Store Planning so I work(ed) very closely with the AM but I'm hardly qualified to take that position.
This mess is only about four hours old now, so a shit ton is unconfirmed.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_and_Friends#Minor_characters

>Al G. Swindler (Voiced by Carl Ballantine): A car salesman with a huge nose. As his name suggests, he is a businessman and con artist who constantly swindles the perennially gullible Jon, but is eventually outwitted by Garfield. In the episode Lemon Aid his name was given as Al J. Swindler. He also always pronounces Jon's last name incorrectly; for example, "Mr. Arborday" or "Mr. Arbarnacle". His other episodes were "Skyway Robbery", "Wonderful World", and "Home Sweet Swindler".
>A car salesman with a huge nose
>huge nose
>he is a businessman and con artist who constantly swindles
>

>>137658105
if its a big company just keep your head down and youll be fine. smaller one, might be an opportunity to go up a peg.

>>137658434
Yeah, don't I know it. But this dropped a heaping load of work on my desk. Now I've got district and store managers threatening to quit and for some reason I'm expected to help keep this thing from blowing up in our faces.
I mean NO ONE knew this was coming.

>>137659135
power vacuums can be blessings. Weather the crush. Be a leader. You'll be glad you did. or maybe start putting out feelers

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Ah hell

>>137661253
Yeah, I'm going to do my best here. Looks like keeping my head down is out of the question now, I'm getting dragged onto the stage of this thing.

>>137662758
I mean shit, I just spend three weeks tearing apart a store and remodeling it. Now this? I just wanted to come home, get comfy in my little office, and relax for a while.

>>137663527
>having a home office
normie ree

>Found my cat inside my pillow
CUTE

>>137665471
Oh I wish, but no I've got a small office at the company's regional offices 20 minutes away.

>>137665561
post pinky in pooper

>>137665561
he's scared of you and hiding
that's what you get for raping your cat

>>137665784
>He

>>137665680
>Not in vagoo

>>137665912
>implying your pinkie can even fit in a cat vagoo

>have 16 minute session with dog
>now half the time when I rub her belly when she's on her side she starts sort of wagging her leg
seems something clicked for her

>>137667154
L-lewd?

>>137667368
Very

>>137667154
it's called trust you sociopath

>>137667430
:(

>>137667437
she's not rolling on her back or anything, she's just raising her leg.
that's not something she's done before.

>>137668137
That's dog-speak for "Stop that now, I'm uncomfortable, I don't like that, and you're a pervert. I would call PETA if they spoke dog like that one anon on the internet does."

>>137668137
She wants the d

>>137668461
i understand how you think that but I see no reason to believe that's the case.
if I stop rubbing her belly after she does that, I tend to get a similar reaction to if I suddenly stop petting her.
>>137668872
She's way too small for that

>>137655278
play sandbox mode

>>137669036
I know you said before that rubbing her with your dick doesn't really work, but are you sure about that?
I'd think she'd get at least some stimulation from that

>>137670026
It's more that it's outright not possible to rub it like that because it slips away

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Okay, today's been stressful and tomorrow will be worse as I get to deal with the fallout of this thing. I'm going to bed so I have clear head tomorrow.

I love you /kspg/ Even you, zoofreaks. kinda
Goodnight.

>>137670341
What slips away, exactly?

>>137670512
Her vagina?

>>137670570
Last I checked vaginas don't really move a whole lot

>>137670860
Most species don't have anything like a fortune cookie.

>>137670458
Do your best!

>>137671125
Still, you can't hold it in place?

>>137671482
uhh
I guess?
sounds really fucking awkward though

>>137671449
I will. <3
Thanks for the support.
If I don't report back just assume I had an mental breakdown.

>>137671657
Go try it

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>>137671748
Don't worry, I'll help you ease it with Iowa and Noshiro.

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Bump

10tacles

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Holy shit, bump

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somebody kill me

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>>137682421
somebody kill me

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>>137682525
somebody kill me

>>137682746
what kept you playing after your first 200 hours?

i'm out of shit to do

>playing 1.1 prerelease
>constant random crashes in the VAB
>no crashlog
>no mods

explain

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>>137683991
Unity bug most likely

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>buy qt infrared temperature sensor
>$22 through authorized distributor
>get on ebay for $14 from bulgaria
>arrives
>seller accidentally packed 2
ebay is so fucking based

>>137685239
noice

What are you going to use that for anon?

who /contemplatingdeath/ here?

>>137685742
i want to make an alarm clock i can't turn off without getting out of bed. it'll hopefully manage to sense when i'm in bed. the math checks out but the detection margins are thin so who knows.

not sure what i'll do with the other one since the 35 degree field of view is pretty niche. maybe i'll resell it on ebay for $14 :^)

>>137685895
Why?

>>137686893
>feeding it

>>137686893
Saw some dude feelsposting in another general and started thinking about life and mortality and the strangeness of it all. I figured I'd post in kspg because no janitors and also because there's a strange connection with the cosmic I always make with death and the afterlife so I figured what the hell.

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>>137685895
Me desu.

I've sort of forgotten why I even bother waking up in the mornings, I feel like no matter what I do life will be a terrible never-ending slog, and then I'll die.

Who knows what the hell comes after that, I don't believe an any sort of god, but I hope there's something after death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnKUUBKLygE

>>137687128
Well, I saw that future of the universe infographic and I felt like shit. Then I remembered that it doesn't matter anyway.

>>137687128
>>137687205
>tfw even if the afterlife exists it will last forever, for eternity, to the end of time
>the ride will truly never end

>>137687323
>>137687351
I kinda wish it was possible to, instead of dying, simply ride out the rest of the universe. You know, like some kind of advanced stasis. Just see the whole thing continue on, leave everything behind, advance a thousand, ten thousand, a hundred thousand, a million or a billion years at a time and just see what's changed. See the end of the universe for myself.

That could be kinda cool.

It also really fucks with me that I could die at any instant for any number of reasons.

>>137687614
There's always the comfort that you'll die no matter what.

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>>137687614
>I kinda wish it was possible to, instead of dying, simply ride out the rest of the universe.
I've actually been thinking about that recently, and been realizing that I will only be able to see a tiny sliver of human existence.

Feels like shit desu, I wish I was God.

>>137687975
Yeah senpai I wish I could exist as a computer for hundreds or thousands of years and just see how humans turn out.

>>137688081
>As a computer
>Wanting to see how humans turn out
>Not wanting to be launched to alpha centauri

very ded

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>try to make a small spessplane
>not enough fuel to get into orbit
>add more fuel
>not enough thrust to continually climb
>add another engine
>not enough fuel to get into orbit
>eventually end up with this heap of shit

is there any hope for me

>>137691853
Yes: rockets

>>137693412
but rockets are boring, and cant into laythe very well

What the fuck is this whining about embezzlement about

>>137693942
An anon is angry because he isn't happy with how he spent $20 for the game and now he's trying to blame everyone except himself.
The fun thing is he keeps playing and never asked for a refund, despite being extremely unhappy about everything representing KSP.

Just leave him be, ignoring him doesn't work and neither does telling him to fuck off. He is just stuck on a loop of 10 posts copy pasted in every thread and we have to live with him.

you just wait for when he wakes up, he will quote both of us and will try to build a counterargument calling us euros or samefags or angry anons. 100% unadulterated autism.

good night /kspg/

>>137694229
this

>>137694229
So pretty much it's an anon whining about he doesn't like a game he doesn't like, and not Squad actually committing fraud. Sasuga /kspg/, you're worse than /wtg/.

>>137694578
He will make up all kinds of math to tell you how they scammed $100+mils and how everyone who buys in early access is totally an investor and not just a regular customer, it's kinda cute to read, but gets boring fast, especially when you ask him to prove his claims and he starts insulting because he can't

>>137694992
Of course. I mean sure Squad has some glaring flaws with stuff they're doing, but name a company that doesn't have any glaring flaws and you will be stuck forever. But honestly pretty much everywhere on /vg/ there are these autists who whine about game devs. It's one of the main reasons this board is so fucking atrocious.

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Reminder

randomly stumbling upon your oc content on 4chan is one of the best feelings in the world

Man, what happened to this general? Only a year ago it was pretty active, and it was about 50/50 with KSP:NonKSP, and like 75:25 Space/Math Posting/Shitposting

Now it's like 10:90 anything even remotely related to ksp:meta/shitposting

>>137696259
The fact that it takes almost one year for the game to be updated probably has something to do with the decrease in KSP posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhoYOvZ8Q48

Will flightgear run on a system with an i7 and 8gb of RAM but gimped by HD3000 graphics? (I remember FG being bitchy about what card it'd take.)

And I suppose to pretend I'm on-topic, how would KSP run on such a system?

>>137701353
""""KSP"""" will probably need something a bit more powerful than that

you can probably get a decent card for cheap, like an R7 240/250/250X

>>137696576
also the people in this thread cant get anything done ingame.

>>137693879
Try putting the smallest air-breathing engines on a pod. You probably wont get a large plane to laythe.

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>>137691853
Sometimes it's not your craft but your ascent profile. Try to get as much speed as you can before the 20-odd kilometer airbreathing cut off. If you're not doing 1,000m/s+, preferably above 1,200 before the switchover, you're probably not doing it right.

Also given the number of RAPIERS you have on that thing, it's surprising you can't make spess. Maybe try replacing the middle RAPIER with an LV-909 for orbital insertion? It's lots more efficient than RAPIERs in rocket mode above about 13KM or so altitude.

Pic Related will make it, but you have to carefully coax it into orbit. Going at it like Jebediah on crack will just give you a suborbital flight into ocean with no fuel left.

>Get tired of trying to build STS style shuttles
>Even buran style controls horribly
>Stick shuttle on top of Saturn-V style rocket
>Wings cause control issues
>Add fuckhuge fairing so large it probably causes rogue waves on splashdown to "block" the wings
>it actually works and I now have an easy-to-orbit shuttle style craft, although it's laughably inefficient
kek

>why is this general shitty?
the guy who got maxmaps fired, inspired a prerelease uand ended the janitor and mod Bukkake on this place

definitely not the spammers or the same euro shitter still sitting on this general trying to turn it against him. They are such thoughtful members of the community /s

>>137704838
This post is totally not MAN speaking of himself in third person

>>137704949
Ok but besides character assassination that looks like three pretty important things all just to come from one anon.

What have you added, anon?

>>137705451
So you were samefagging, thanks for confirming

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This Little Phrase Drives Shills Crazy!

where's the money squad?

I'll take the lack of a response as a no, in which case you are a faggot for showing up with this load of crap and expecting people to do the hard work for you

>>137711118
>the pebblecatcher

Good morning /kspg/ <3

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>day 10
>It appears the females in the company have accepted me
>I've demonstrated I am not going to be driven out of the company through triggering events
>the queen bee just walked into the office I was working and started flashing the lights while asking if it was annoying
>I knitted my hands behind my head and said "not at all"

That seems to have been the crescendo of weeks of harassment. Now they're all joking about how they like to sit in the kitchen together and do women's work.

And the best part is if I ever hint at what they just put me through, they will paint me as a shitlord using trillions of colors.

>>137711957
Aren't you in the middle of some kind of crisis? Is it really the day to be shitposting kspg?

>>137713210
You're right, but I just got in and am terrified to check my email so I figured I'd catch up on the thread

>>137713769
All those vacations were expensive

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>didn't liveblog this for /kspg/
I've failed you all

>>137703498
>Projecting your newfagness

And I — my head oppressed by horror — said:
"Master, what is it that I hear? Who are
those people so defeated by their pain?"
And he to me: "This miserable way
is taken by the sorry souls of those
who lived without disgrace and without praise.
They now commingle with the coward angels,
the company of those who were not rebels
nor faithful to their God, but stood apart.
The heavens, that their beauty not be lessened,
have cast them out, nor will deep Hell receive them —
even the wicked cannot glory in them.”

devnotes when?

>>137695687
I still see a motivational poster I made get posted every now and then

>>137718019
Post it

>>137718190
I dont have it saved on my phone.

>>137708747
>>137713587
>>137713769
>>137719149

Shit meme, try again next time.

>>137655229
Been slacking haven't we?

>>137711118
>MAN
>expecting anything more than rants and le throwing pebbles

>>137720504
I was on vacation

>>137725164
Did you report them to the authorities?
I'm sure the Mexican government would be happy to know there are millions of pesos waiting to be brought back

I keep hearing about how good this game is but I've never really looked into it, I've seen a couple of streamers playing it and it looks interesting, thinking of buying it.

Is it just hard or is more like "Easy to learn, hard to master"? Is there like a compaign or career mode?
Thanks

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>>137726320
Pirate it instead. Don't pay money for a broken game

>>137725164
>he thinks the police is actually funded by the government
Why do you think they hand out so many tickets? Plus I like how you fags are only pointing fingers at squad when at least 70% of large corporations do this shit.

>>137726320
>Is it just hard or is more like "Easy to learn, hard to master"? Is there like a compaign or career mode?
Hard to learn, easy to master. But learning how to play and becoming successful at that basic gameplay is the best part of the game.
There is a career mode but it's not very good.
If you are going to buy it, wait about a week and it'll probably go on sale since the next update should be out then.

>>137726320
>Thinking of buying it
Just pirate it. It has a career mode but it is really unpolished and incomplete. The whole game depends on mods to be fun and that means crashes are bound to happen.

>>137726549
>le pirate meme
Why is everyone on /vg/ a stuck up asshole who thinks they're entitled to a game for free? Literally every general has over half the people saying how they hate the game devs and hate the game in question.

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>>137726956
But the game is broken. Are you going to pay money for something that is broken? :^)

>>137726320
Have a go at an older version before you decide to buy the game. Here's a link to in my opinion the last good version of the game, 0.17: https://dl.dropbox.com/s/jdfltf2akm0qpg2/KSP_0.17.rar?dl=1

>>137727230
That version isn't representative of the game in its current state though.

>>137727086
>he mods the game and expects no difference in gameplay
You also say it as if experiencing glitches isn't kinda fun. Lrn2quicksave.

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>>137727302
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>137727302
And? It's representative enough. Just fucking watch videos so you can get an idea of what you're missing without the full version of the game.

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>>137727434
>le mods not us meme

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>>137711957
ayy

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>>137727773
>people are forcing this meme THIS hard
Wew lad
I guess Squad is the only company in Mexico that evades taxes, yessir.

>>137728728
>replying to bait

And here we see MAN spamming the thread with nonsense and garbage, with the intention of attacking some vague threat, in the end causing far more problems than the perceived threat he thinks he's combating
Try to inform him of this all you want, you'd be yelling at a schizophrenic brick wall

>>137726956
It's not a meme. And communities can do what they want.

>>137729187
>communities can do what they want
Doesn't detract from the fact that you're all faggots

>>137729407
Yes, how dare we disapprove of anything the developers do

>spring happens
>rampant catfucking noises 24/7
I swear to fucking god if I could lay down claymores in my garden I fucking would.

>>137729473
You should take it upon yourself to relieve their urges

>>137729676
You should delete this, reee

>>137729471
If you don't like what they do, don't buy the game, don't play the game, and don't participate in conversations about the game. Leave people who actually fucking like the game in peace.

u5?

>>137730118
So if we bought the game and liked the game, does that mean we're not allowed to dislike what the developers do in the future?
Even if they pull a complete 180 the moment they start raking in the cash?
We aren't allowed to say "hey, something doesn't seem right here"?

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>>137730458
>spamming about how you hate the game and devs = "hey, something doesn't seem right here"
It's one thing when it's constructive criticism. It's another when it's mindless hate.

>>137731326
MAN's the only one doing the spamming
Everyone here hates him, as much as he thinks it's just one person shilling for Squad

>>137731479
>people legit think there are shills on /vg/
What do big companies care about a stupid board filled with autists on a Chinese cartoon image board?

>>137731326
Hi there newfriend! Welcome to /kspg/! You don't seem to have been here for long. Here in /kspg/, we've had many discussions about the design decisions and concepts employed by KSP's former owner, Monkey Squad. Feel free to visit the archives to find out more about the thoughts that drive /kspg/'s opinions of the game!

>>137731479
>MAN's the only one doing the spamming
Fuck you, there's plenty of faggots spamming this general, and me posting the diaper trash is the only thing keeping them at bay.
Your probably one of those weeblovers.

>>137731950
I meant to say that MAN's the only one spamming "mindless hate", as anon put it
Obviously I don't think MAN's the one spamming weeb shit

>>137732314
You seem to be the only one spamming mindless hate

>>137732537
>Post is almost instantly deleted.
It seems you're a lot more hated that anyone else here.

>>137732643
Fuck off MAN

>he keeps posting about embezzlement and crimes against humanity perpetrated by squad
>he doesn't report them

What's that? Is it because you have no evidence, perhaps?

>>137732709
Who are you quoting?

>>137732791
Inviting the janitors to /kspg/ isn't a good idea regardless of what's going on here
We wouldn't want them to think they're welcome, just look what happened all the other times the mods decided to get involved here

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>>137732791
>crimes against humanity
This nigga can't be serious. Apparently tax evasion is a crime against humanity.

Reminder that /kspg/ must love each other forever, no matter what. <3

>>137732952
Did you even read what you quoted or you just pre-typed something and clicked on the first post you found?
What do janitors even have to do with a guy being the prime example of slacktivism?

>>137733064
I was referring to the pics of starving children he keeps posting as if squad was directly responsible for the population dying.

How about a better topic than shitposting.
What's your favorite version, /kspg/?
0.17's mine. It has pretty much all the things to keep me happy, old parts and buildings, planets, difficult Moho, IVAs and EVAs… If development stopped suddenly at 0.17, I wouldn't have really been mad.

>>137732791
>implying that if anybody here did report Squad for any of their questionable acts, it'd be in any of our best interest to mention that we had done just that, especially if there were a consumer advocacy group gearing right up now to initiate legal action on their behalf

>>137733524
By reporting a post, you're asking a janitor or mod to delete it
By asking a janitor or mod to delete posts in /kspg/, you're asking them to moderate /kspg/ a bit more closely
The less moderation this place has, the better

Though at this point I'm not sure which'd be worse, overzealous deletions or MAN's fucking garbage

>>137733610
>it's Squad's fault that spics don't know how to wear a condom

>>137733837
Not reporting a post, I meant to say "reporting to the authorities" as in: reporting squad to the Mexican government for tax evasion

>>137733524
>>137733837
Wait, I misread your post
I thought you were talking about why we don't report MAN's posts

>>137731950
And you are still the only person who gives a shit about that. They're better members of this community than you could even pretend to be.

>>137732537
Fuck off with your b8, we already hate the guy, don't have to pretend to be him.

>>137733990
MANs posts don't break rules, diaper trash does.

>>137734281
>MANs posts don't break rules
t. MAN

>>137734281
Right now MAN's posts could very easily be considered spamming, in the literal sense of the word

I haven't been to /kspg/ in a while. Who is this MAN and how did he get that name.

>>137734694
>I haven't been to /kspg/ in a while.
Turn around, walk out. It's for the best.

>>137735001
So he's the reason Maxmaps quit/got fired. Good to know. What a fucking fag.

>>137735001
t. Totally not MAN

>>137735467
Now just got to ask yourself why they downshifted to 1.0.5 while dismissing the producer.

>>137736220
>downshifted
You might want to use terms you know the meaning of next time

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>>137736608
downshifting is what happens when a truck moves into a lower gear

How is resetting your dev schedule 6 months in to an engine update so you can retrofit your already completed code for an inferior engine not a downshifting?

>implying squad is an "engine" lol

>>137736881
Your metaphor makes no sense

>>137739296
I finally found angry anon's trigger look at those wonderful deletion patterns!

Oh anon, it is just beginning. We've hit the shill motherlode

Thanks Janny

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>MAN got b&

Bobby Lee and John Cena on mad tv, holy shit this is hilarious... for the anon's having some stressful or depressing times, this one's for you.

https://youtu.be/Fb2Mf0hp268