Dirty Bomb General /dbg/

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First for melee Redeye best merc

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Seconds for R51 proxy love

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third for being useless with sparks

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>>137480221
This is awful

Jesus. Already at page 9. Don't die on me just yet.

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seventh for rhino is alright

>>137480221
this gave me cancer

>>137481626
i've been fighting the captcha for 10 minutes

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>>137477540
>Rare event cards
>181

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>>137482738
I hope there are more variants.

>>137482738
Stop this meme all the event cards so far have included every possible loadout for the mercs. Only the giveaway loadouts like Ayylienware or Logitech have had limited loadouts.

>>137483407
>best stoker
>best sawbonez
>best vassili
>best BW
>best rhino
honestly if these are the only options I'd be pretty happy, that's 5/9, a hell of a lot better than any other chance in DB

>>137480221
Cring but accurate

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>>137482738
All 9 perk combinations exist for all the 16 featured mercs. Stop crying bitch and enjoy your rng. May the odds never be in your favor.

In other news, I just hit the jackpot!

>>137484594
>support exp and combat exp
>jackpot

Switch aura with arty and you got yourself a jackpot

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>>137484594
>4500 support with aura in squad

>>137484709
Implying I can't play Arty with those missions.

>>137484831
Good luck getting that support exp then

redeye is fun but that fucking no scope spread dude..


best shit when you nail headshot while jumping

>>137485019
Are you using the PDP?

don't

>>137484884
It's like half a stopwatch match man, I don't see what your problem is? You don't even depend on how good your team is. Game mode xp missions on the other hand are pure cancer when you have to compete with a bunch of proxy lemmings and you are completely fucked when your team is bad. You get zero xp for full holding a team.

>>137485206
that's like two whole games of stopwatch for 4500 support

or 4 full objective matches

>>137485321
Maybe if you're shit. I've done 10k+ support in a half easily.

>>137485545
>as arty

>>137486128
I dunno, thunder is harder to hit than fragger

>>137486128
>>137486712
HOLY SHIT people cant be THIS retarded

>>137487352
>sneak
He can be THIS retarded and much more.

>>137486128
>Not understanding how recharging works
This is true idiocy

Post ideas to make the game more fun

I say better challenges instead of the repetitive ones we have now

>get 10 headshots with the revive gun
>get a multi-kill with any explosive (airstrikes inc)
>get X melee kills
>kill somebody planting c4

etc

>>137488453
>lets encourage players to be even more useless rather than doing the objective or helping the team
You forgot to add some
>get backstabs with phantom XD XD XD mission

>>137488665
>I'll complain about people being useless but I can't think of any good suggestions so il just shitpost :^)

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Guys i really want a mumble rumble fragger
How can i get one?

>>137488665
>get backstabs with phantom
no, the mission would be frontstabber because of his voice line

>>137489587
I don't even care about mine, but the only way you'd get one is if someone spent $12 on a shit bundle except for DB stuff who doesn't even play DB

probably never

>>137489310
we havr this shit in dota and id say no thanks because people pick absolutely trash heroes in pubs because "its my daily quest" then they lose the game
not to mention t requires you to win the game to have quest scored, so its a vicious cycle

>>137485163
grandeur

but i hate how big the iron sights are

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>>137483407
>dont even know what they look like on the weapons
Unless they are TRON AS FUCK then im keeping my money.

>>137489764
I didnt had internet when this promo happened, if i can buy something to get it i will

>>137491113
I doubt you'd find anyone selling it, maybe try looking in giveaway threads on ./v/ and saying you're willing to pay for the $12 code.

I still doubt you'll ever find one because barely anyone paid full price for that bundle. The rest of it was shit, and DB was the only reason to buy in. It'd be possible to find a $1 code, but probably not a $12

https://mobile.twitter.com/DirtyBomb/status/716665375782526977/photo/1

P-p-please play ranked.

>>137495230
if only this included missions

as it is, I'd be able to get twice as many credits from normal matches

>>137495230
>No south america servers
For fucks sake if you give us our servers we will not be playing with 300 ping on yours, fuck

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>>137495878
You have pub servers and you don't stay there

>>137495230
So basically 4x the normal match rate then?

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>>137496173
>Join SA server with smooth 20 ping
>Nobody enters the fucking match
>Go to NAE server
>Half of the players have 150+ ping
I fucking hate this, this game should have region lock at least in the americas because my fucking people dont know how to read english and they just whatever has bigger numbers and im forced to play with bullshit lag

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>tfw mindlessly playing the game nonstop to get credits with a credit booster I had been saving


>>137496523
Unless they get crazy with the credit amounts, the queue will still be long as shit for higher ranked people.

Long enough to just play a normal match or two to make up for it.

>>137495230
>tfw this wont do anything because people in NA are scared of getting stomped
>they probably wont bring 5 men grouping back in the update either.
why fucking bother without 5 men grouping? yeesh.

>>137499632
more like why bother with any grouping at all

if it was solo queue only I'd actually play it

COUGH

>>137501181
toodlOOooo :)

>>137485743
protip: drop ammo

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This is the kind of shit I'm talking about,

I joined this match a few minutes after it had started and had only played a few lives at this point

Just look at the levels. What is the point of staying in a match like this? The defenders would never vote for a shuffle, because that "might make the game too unfair"

How hard can one person be expected to carry? Why does everyone hate balance? Why do I still play this shit game?

>>137501738
I like unbalanced matches. If my team roflstomps the opponent I can chill out and get some kills. If we're getting destroyed, then I can chill out and do some stupid shit.

>>137501738
Their isnt a point in staying. just leave and find a better server.

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>>137502389
>I like unbalanced matches
>>137502689
I guess my point was more that shuffles are broken and shouldn't be a vote in the first place.

Just shuffle some people around and fix it during the match like TF2. Yeah, you'll get complaints about getting balanced, but overall the matches are a lot more fun and balanced in TF2.

>>137503074
>balanced in TF2
You what.

>>137503171
No honestly

Matches are balanced more often in TF2 than DB.

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>>137501738
>why
I'm doing it for credits for fashion sniper

Ran into two hackers (in two consecutive servers) and ran into a hard stack in the third.

I just want to play video games

https://mobile.twitter.com/DirtyBomb/status/716687022887464960

I doubt they will be fooling anyone like they did with containment war.

>>137503985
Why mobile?

>>137504237
could he possibly on mobile?

>>137504237
I'm at work. I certainly wouldn't bestow all of this Twitter knowledge to you guys without being compensated.

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fresh

>>137503985
>0.10 chance
Thats actually a lot isnt it?

>>137503985
>16 suspects

>4 fire supports
>4 assault
>4 medics
>3 recon (excluding Aimee)
>3 engies
>18 total mercs (excluding Aimee)

Who's gonna get left out?

>>137505692
Skyhammer and Aura obviously.

>>137505557
Anon it's like
$5 for 1
$20 for 5
$35 for 10
Or something along those lines.

>>137505843
Oh, right.

>>137506003
Oh shit you are right

>>137503985
Fooling?

I haven't played since the Phantom shitstorm last June/July. Has anything significant happened since?

>>137507328
Shotguns are very good now
Crotz and m4 aren't the only weapons that matter anymore
Laser has fixed movespeed and can't be used to kill people near walls anymore
Thunder is a downgrade from fragger
Vassili doesn't instagib anymore
Sparks revives have dropoff
Get up nerfed to +30%

And possibly more

>>137507696
Sounds like a lot of improvements.
Sweet.

>>137507328
He got nerfed into shitty meme merc tier.
some other stupid fuckers got released and counter-strikes plant/defend gamemode got put into the game.

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>>137507328
Phantom got nerfed (might be with the shitstorm there)

Phantom got buffed so that he's practically invisible when holding still

They fucked with melee too much

They reverted the melee changes on light attacks but heavy attacks are still stiff as hell

Redeye was really shit and buggy

They nerfed Fragger a teeny bit (2 frag grenades down to 1 with a reduced cooldown)

They buffed redeye so he's pretty OK now

They nerfed bolt action snipers so that they can no longer instagib unless the damage is enough to finish them anyways

They buffed the bolt actions stat-wise

MissMurder got the boot and got replaced with a dude

Stoker's pretty good, 45 second cooldown indoor area denial

Thunder is fucking irredeemable garbage that some people insist is fine (pic related, he got nerfed 3 days after release (last fall) and hasn't recovered)

They nerfed sparks into a good spot, some think she got hit too hard

Fletcher mains are getting super duper defensive about their broken merc as people call fletcher out for being unbalanced.

And here we are.

>>137508517
you forgot the humble blunder

>>137509068
What happened there
I saw it but I didn't participate

>>137509230
humble pack with the starter bundle + 50k credits for $1.

nothing else in the thing though, so barely anyone bought it
and loadout cards for $12

>>137508517
>They nerfed sparks into a good spot, some think she got hit too hard
???
She's basically unchanged.

>>137508517
You didn't mention that all instagib were removed. No more frag gibs or martydom gibs.

>>137509948
Really? Fuck dude, those were my main reasons for maining Nader.

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The culprit case is bundled with Aimee.

>>137510257
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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>When you have to kill, drop ammo, help get up and plant by yourself

>>137509948
>No more frag gibs

why you lyin for?

>>137491090
it looks like a normal metal gun

>>137510318
bruhhhhh

I might do that since I'm probably getting aimee anyway

when will this event happen?

>>137510496
2019

>>137510352
It's true though
It was as effective as it was satisfyingly ass-damage inducing.

>>137510392
It only happens when you do the full 150 damage to someone at 50 health and under.

>>137510721
I think you are misunderstanding why I am laughing.
I am laughing at you because your crutch is removed.

>>137511060
W-what about her area-denying and corridor management capabilities?

>>137510804
That would imply downed people have 100 health. Which is wrong since they have half their normal hp.

>>137512524
It's not, though. it's 90 for anyone 90 and under, and it's 100 for anyone 100 and over

So I'm a pretty new player can anyone point me to a good config to maximize my FPS?

>>137509618
>She's basically unchanged.
Not really, shes still viable and not as much of a combat medic now. She's no wear near as fun to play and is way more focused on revives now. You can't play a really aggressive sparks outside shitter lobbies now.

Her rev gun got some huge damage drop off at distance but at mid range is still really strong. Still my main merc and #1 bae

grandeur needs to finish off people in 1 hit

there
viable as fuck

When is the Aimee update coming?

Does springy still do 3 jumps? Because I'm not getting that third jump anymore.

>>137514435
The only change I noticed after playing her after the changes(and I played her extensively before), were the revive voice-lines.
>not as much of a combat medic
.way more focused on revives NOW
?????
Oh, so you're sniper-retard. That's not her playstyle and I really would like if they gotten rid of damage on her REVIVR, so you idiots can go back to vassili.

>>137514643
18th is my vote

>>137510318
Oi, I don't think that's THE culprit case. It just gives you an obsidian for the culprit, I think.

>>137515038
>my playstyle didn't change so the merc didn't change

K

>>137515038
not him but you are hella stupid
t. sparks player no longer because im not a cuck

>>137515461
Just saying those weren't nerfs since her medic-ability is unchanged. Anything else is irrelevant.

>>137516035
are you for real?

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>>137515038
>I really would like if they gotten rid of damage on her REVIVR, so you idiots can go back to vassili.

I've been saying this for years

give her a stronger primary and drop all damage off the revive gun. Sure, defibs do damage, but defib melee is a lot different from just PDPing someone down from across the map.

And the damage change was minimal if you played her the way the devs actually intended

>>137477540
>Is it p2w?
>No. Merc unlocking system is very similar to LoL's champion unlocks.
This is a little contradictory.

>>137517225
I never played LoL, but afaik it's not P2W either

>>137517068
As I said, you have Vassili. go back to playing him. Oh, and there is gonna be a new sniper soon. Just for you.
>>137517126
Defibs shouldn't do damage either. It's stupid, why electricity would revive some people and kill others?

>>137515038
>>137516035
>>137516035
>Just saying those weren't nerfs since her medic-ability is unchanged. Anything else is irrelevant.

You must the same autistic shit flinging spazz who gets angry in every thread.

>>137517126
You're garbage I've never seen you in a min 10 lobby. And you rage quit whenever theres a better player then you in your game. its kind of funny how you just hunt shitters to make webms for dead general.

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>>137516035
>b-but it's not a nerf

No, it's removing power from a merc to put said merc in line with the rest of the game; a nerf.

>>137517426
>defibs
>

>>137517878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrHkLv2414o

>>137518069
>>137517878
Reminder that these threads never get past 300 replies anymore without webm posters dumping every night.

>>137517878
>You must the same autistic shit flinging spazz who gets angry in every thread.
>You're garbage I've never seen you in a min 10 lobby
You do sound angry.

>>137518432
or autistic arguments like the one happening now

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>>137517878
>this upset about me
I love it

>>137517878
>shitting on webm posters
y tho

>>137518653
Because he can't make plays even against shitters.

>>137518552
average

>>137518824
meta

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>>137518809
calm down scrub
>>137518824

>>137518902
Did I touch a nerve there?

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We made it fammy

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>>137519401
that wasn't even me buddy

>>137518069
>>137518432
>>137518447
>>137518627

All these (You)s.

JOKES ON U I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>>137519824
Yeah, right, pal.

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>>137519973

>>137519919
No, I was pretending. You actually are.

>>137520054
Yeah, that was such a debate.

The Dreiss is objectively the best semi auto in the game

>>137520851
You do know PDP exists right?

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>>137519973
3/4 of my posts have webms

is it really so surprising that more than one person thinks you're full of shit?

>>137520851
You actually think the autismo lord is here to bait?

>>137521990
I mean yea I thought i smelled him here>>137515038

Does anyone know what the new event card skins look like on the guns?

>we walk an endless line between death and full blown shitposting episodes daily

>>137513586
Anyone?

>>137525409
If you dont take the shitposts seriously it's kind of amusing...and at least it keep the generally up.

Hey dbg i havent played the game since phantom came out is this game dead yet im not joking

>>137526043
http://steamcharts.com/app/333930

look for yourself, baiter

Anyone tried a rapid fire script with the Grandeur? Does it lose a lot of accuracy?

I'd test it but I dont have red eye unlocked yet and this would decided if I buy him or not.

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>>137526876
>cheating

>>137526876
>Anyone tried cheating?
No, I've never tried it, but I think it wouldn't be fun. But if you try to shoot grandeur fast, you might as well not shoot at all.

>>137510318
I'm holding off on the sheer fact the culprit may be Fragger or Phoenix, both of which I have obsidian for.

I feel even worse for founders.

>>137527103
>>137527279
Calm your tits its just scripting. If you're not already using a bhop script to trivialize every trick jump and disengage fights are your leisure you fucked up.

Here literally 10 seconds of my time to write these. Save em in notepad as a .ahk
Bhops:
\::Suspend
*SPACE::
Loop
{
GetKeyState,state,SPACE,P
if state = U
break
Send, {Blind}{SPACE}
Sleep,20
}
return

Rapid Fire:

/::Suspend
LButton::
Loop
{
SetMouseDelay 30
Click
If (GetKeyState("LButton","P")=0)
Break
}

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>>137528213
I doubt it will be phoenix

fragger has a chance, but it's probably going to be
>Vass
>Nader
>Fletcher
>Stoker
>Fragger

>>137528523
>cheating
you're no better than this, why not just go whole hog

Who should /dbg/ make the culprit?
Im thinking Rhino, niggy bomb man or thunder

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>>137528523
If you know how to do it and don't give a shit about what we say, then why not just do it?

>>137528707
>aimbotting is comparable to having a script spam space when you hold it down

Must suck to be a moralfag. Scripting is way more common then you think. And not game breaking in the least.

>>137526859
im not a fucking baiter i was genuinely curious this game was on the down turn when i stopped playing the beta so i just wanted to see what the current state of the game was
hence
>im not joking

>>137528523
So, you're saying you're bad at this game.

>>137528924
I dont have Redeye unlocked I was seeing if anyone had tried it already. I dont want to drop credits on it to find out its shit.

>>137529215
why not just cheat in more credits too?

>>137529213
Oh look another butthurt shitter who hasn't discovered the joys of AHK

>>137529318
If there was a credit exploit I'd use it. I'm not going to change game files or inject code though.

I'm just bummed they fixed the aura EV exploit before I had a chance to abuse it

>>137528789
Phantom
I want a culprit skin for phantom.

Rhino too, actually, because lore would state that Rhino probably "smooth criminal"d that shit with a fucking minigun and Aimee had to work to figure out who did it.

Or thunder because that would be comical if they don't buff him beforehand.

Fletcher would be funny as well due to the fact that he's nerfed soon.

>>137529054
>>137528523
>has anyone tried this thing that has no practical use?
>stop calling it cheating you faggots

Just do it, dude, nobody gives a shit

>>137529607
>Just do it, dude, nobody gives a shit
I most likely will, I just wanted to save 50k credits if it turns out to be useless.

I just really overestimated the kind of players we have in dbg

>>137529582
so this is what a shitter actually believes, then?

keep cheating, it might put you at our level someday

>>137529582
Boy you sure know a lot about the game. Why don't you enlighten us on how that affects your credits?

>>137529798
Your argument is we don't utilize the resources given to us

Our argument is we don't need to try on something that SD would consider to be an exploit (read: anything that gives one player an unfair advantage over another player).

>>137530146
>something that SD would consider to be an exploit (read: anything that gives one player an unfair advantage over another player).
pretty much this

overlay crosshairs are the only thing specifically stated by the devs to not be an unfair advantage

>>137530146
>Why don't you enlighten us on how that affects your credits?

Where did i say anything about the EV exploit giving credits? I wanted the ez levels

>>137529960
You are beneath me. Kind of funny how triggered you are by a script kiddie when you have a actual toggler posting here frequently

>>137530537
>I cheated, this makes me better than you
oh the ironing

skymemer's extra ammo card is so much fun, i'm like a walking ability cooldown machine.

>>137530537
>throwing in something completely unrelated at the end of your post

>toggling
Got a name?

Oh and I found someone toggling in a server last night. I reported them.

>>137530632
It does make me better then you

at jumping

>>137530775
>Got a name?
>>137519708

>>137530969
You got proof?

He pubs often

>>137530790
quite the opposite, one of us can do the jumps

anyone up for animated loadouts

Anyone have a link to a super high fps build minimum texture and graphics

>>137531120
We both can, difference is I can do them more consistently and have the added fun of bouncing off walls like flubber

>>137531481
After they optimize the fucking game, sure.

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bushwacker's finest turret loadout

>>137531564
>I can do more shit on my bike since I have training wheels

baka senpai

>>137531713
Got it in swiss, my nigga.

>>137531713
I really don´t like blish, but...

>>137530969
good meme

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>>137532218
skyhammer's finest m4 loadout

>>137531713
I have it in weed gold, but I prefer The Load-Out that has lock on with the Kek. If someone's shooting at your gun, it's already dead.

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Thunder's most disappointing card

>>137534026
Why even webm that?

>>137534026
Stark is great, tho

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>>137534452
I'm not doing anything and it looked like an interesting concept

I'm also trying to half-ass a perfect loop

>>137534530
>V, 2, 2
>V, 2, 2
>V, 2, 2
>V, 2, 2
>V, 2, 2
>V, 2, 2

>>137534602
>fountain that shits bullets in chocolate

poetic

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>got more than 50k finally
>not sure if should buy merc or save for the skin shit

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>>137534951
HERE TAKE AMMO
MERRY CHRISTMAS
this loadout is themed and limited, not taking offers below 5buds

>>137535421
trading uhhmm 1 tron for 5 blues gud deel no pms pls

>>137535421
>buds as currency

niceme.me

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>>137535687
I got out of trading in late '13 early '14 when they were still relatively valuable (20 key range)

>>137535059
Save it, the event starts soon, see if you want what they really offers and then, decide.

>>137535893
lucky you

mid-2015 backpack.tf stopped using buds as currency, because they had such a large market share everyone stopped using them, their value dropped to about 2.5 keys, as they were just normal (and fairly bland) hats

>>137536139
Do you know what ref is right now?

When I traded it was climbing, I think I stopped when it was around 4, but last I checked it was like 18.

>>137536469
if you mean ref>keys, it's still about 18, I think it's leveled off (because it can't get any more worthless)

I remember when 2.33 ref/key was a ripoff for the guy buying

>>137534026
>not a screenshot of the store showcasing all of his loadouts

dont die on me

how do we fix the timik

>>137542827
quit pussyfooting around and just give it the exact same stats as the M4

I'd say do the same to the stark/br, but there wouldn't be any reason to use the stark

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I'd give my left pinkie for a tournament. Long overdue for one.

>>137531713
Good shit, but I prefer BL73. It has Tryhard, Quick Draw and Lock-On. It does have the Caulden, which is Cancer, but Quick Draw is nice and Tryhard is nice for when you are struggling to repair the EV and get downed by random shit. 140 HP Bush makes him a tough as fuck engi.

>>137542827
Increase the fire rate to maybe 575, give it 5 extra shots in the magazine.

>>137544635
How the fuck would you press shift and ctrl then?

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>>137545073
you mean just shift, right?

hit ctrl with this part of your hand and hit shift with the tip

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>>137545507
I am literally uncapable of presing both at the same time with that position, now you made me worry

>>137546130
It's easy

Try hitting shift with your nail, the joints of your fingers should be the highest point of the finger, come straight down on the keys.

Now tilt your hand to the left and that part of your hand should naturally press ctrl

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>>137547109
I cant try it because Redeye broke my wrists
Its really weird and i dont think i will play like that but thanks for telling me

what the fuck are 'cycles' in the upcoming event?

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>>137545507
unless you have babby hands (or a massive keyboard), you'd need your fingers at an uncomfortably high arc to use that part of your hand for shift/ctrl

pic related (or maybe I just have spider hands)

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>>137549896
my hands are average and my keyboard is normal.

I've been playing like this for years though, it stemmed from the need for PTT on vent in WoW.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/nep2nep/

I wish 2 play video game

ty

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>>137551328
>anime everywhere
>5.0 hours on record
>24.4 hours in the past two weeks
i'd rather not

>>137550901
weird, I keep my hands almost flat on the keyboard because I need access to the bottom row of keys (I have abilities bound to t/c and v for ptt), so the arched fingers feels unnatural

on an unrelated note, do any of the 0 people here like the SM41 for sawbonez? it has getup, and tough seems really strong because it keeps you from having to give yourself packs too often, and the smg9/m9/beckhill are great too

>>137551701
I got it in cobalt shard and was a little let down, but then I started to use it. Cool and Tough are pretty ehhh, but Beckhill plus M9 outclass Extra Supplies, Chopper, Caulden and Stiletto IMO.

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Ayy l-fucking-mao
Does SD seriously think credits will save matchmaking?

>>137552127
I think tough is underrated on sawbonez because if he's at a middle-high hp level (70-80) he can just use tough regen to push through it, instead of wasting a pack on himself

extra supplies/potent packs would probably be better, but tough isn't as bad as it seems imo

>>137552732
tough is one of those things you dont notice until you don't have it and you're staring at your healthbar waiting for the regen to start

>>137552732
>>137553108
I don't think it's a waste on Sawbonez exactly, and you're definitely right, at that health you can just sorta push through it with Tough.

Normally I love Tough on any merc, just on Sawbonez it's eh to me. Not great, not bad, but Get Up, SMG9, M9, and Beckhill are so good.

>>137553421
yeah that's why I like the sm41 so much, the sm72 and cr73 have better perks, but the weapon selection and somewhat-useful perks make it great, but if it didn't have getup I wouldn't bother

the fact that I have it in swiss red has nothing to do with it

>>137551328
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/nep2nep/
Is this a joke profile?

If it's not you should seriously consider suicide

>>137552395
I think their logic might be that creds will lower the queue times.

The issue here is that nobody wants to play because of the notoriously long wait times. Of they made the credits like 10x instead of 2x, it'd probably do the trick

Maybe.

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>>137551559
>>137554218
What are you afraid of, anonymouses?

>>137535059
idk how the event will work wrt buying things, but you can always just buy mercs after limited time events pass

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>you now remember that guy that bought 500 regular cases with his credits just before this massive event

l
m
a
o

>>137558097
>bought about 120k worth of green cases with creds (not counting the trade up event)
>played every day since then and now im at about 90K
w e w l a d

>>137558597
>started collecting credits after spring cleaning week, had 0 before
>42k
wew lad

>>137525341
Yes ;)

>>137556657
Sorry I only add animes if they are girls or qt traps

darn it

i need acknowledgement

I'm just starting at 40k and once I hit the big 50k I'm gonna get a new merc.

With no in-depth research whatsoever, I think I'm most interested in the japanese girl because I have yellow fever like crazy.

Is she a bad character and/or a bad character for someone who's just started and still needs to build up a good base of credits/XP?

>>137565806
The laser is retard proof, but you should see if you're okay with bursts before you buy.

>>137565806
if you can aim burst rifles on the run she's great

autism is a requirement to be good with kira, but you're here so you should be fine

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>>137566093
>>137566140
I prefer single shot weapons to forced burst fire weapons, though I was pretty good with the AUG in CS:GO when I played.

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>>137566246
kira has the dreiss, which is kind of like that, but it's not that great right now (she doesn't really have good dreiss loadouts either)

if you want strong semi-auto performance, get redeye, his -75 (p75, g75, d75) loadouts are all strong, and you can make 420 shitpost aussie memes

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>>137566246
CSGO sucks ass
>>137566453
but redeye is alright

>>137566453
>>137566842
Yeah but on the other hand redeye isn't a cute girl.

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>>137567062
>liking cute girls

>>137566842
>cute girls
Aimee is going to be my go to sniper from now on once she comes out

I can be a shitter AND have spammable voice lines, it'll be great.

On the note of spammable voice lines, Farewell on Vassili is fucking top tier

>>137567721
Wtf is going on in here? How?

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I missed

>>137568539
for
>>137567062

>>137569047
grenades deal small (15-20) "bonk" damage up close (ie: before their detonation fuse activates)

thunder was at critically low hp, enough that the "bonk" killed him

I'm like 80% sure ragnak is a wallhacker. He just peaks at the perfect times everytime.

That or hes a pubstar god I dont know.

>>137569047
>>137567721
>filename

I chuckled

>>137569648
>enter spectate at the beginning of a round
>watch for a bit
>record

I mean you came here to post that, so I don't think you're making a baseless accusation, but nobody's gonna give a shit w/o proof.

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>>137569570
I always thought it just bounced off and dealt no damage when you direct hitted from that distance.
100 hours on Nader for nothing, fuck.

>>137570114
>but nobody's gonna give a shit w/o proof.
True next time I see him in a pub I'll try and get a recording. It's very possible hes just really good. Guy has like 1k hours in DB...some of the timings on his peak are just too perfect.

I dont know maybe I'm being paranoid since I've run into quite a few hackers lately

h11 vs h22?

>>137570767
r22

if you insist on hollunds, h11

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>>137570619
>paranoid

I know the feeling all too well.

Understand, though, that most guys with 500+ hours would off themselves if their account got banned and/or invest a lot of their time in being good, so he's probably just good.

The caulden is fucking beautiful.

>>137570619
Some kid already recorded 'proof' and sent it in to support.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYM4f-GiHY

Shitters gonna be shit, what can you do.

>>137569648

What the fuck's a ragnak and why should anybody care? If somebody's cheating, spectate him and post the evidence on plebbit or make a support ticket. Making accusations without evidence make you look like a tool.

>>137574046
What an interesting video of me, it's nice to see my top level reaction time and precise aim.

>>137574298
I found it quite educational myself :^)

>>137574361
Get over me indy, accept the fact I'm the top ded bomb player. I would even stream for you to show you some neat tricks.

>>137571363
Turns out he has a lot of videos on youtube. He's legit I'm just a scrublord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niJjNsIAHws

>>137574641
I'm not indy, im just posting a video that retard made. It's amusing how far those idiots go with their hackusations.

>>137575504
It's even more amazing how long people will ride a cheaters dick.

>>137575616
Feel free to post proof, shitter.

>>137574641
You mean you hiding behind teammates and shooting people in the back? Those elite KD farming strats.

>>137501738
Good to see I'm not the only one getting these

>>137576832
WUH OH

>>137484510
>accurate
Cringe. Try playing Kira you babby

Did this game ever get new fucking maps?

>>137577978
do you like running marathons y/n?

>>137484884
>Good luck getting support exp
>with arty

>hurr what does the E button do? oh, nothing, better never use it

>>137578017
y

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>vasilli nigger on team
>sitting in back on chapel
>literally not moving up at all
>entire enemy team arties, skymemes, and aura pubstar remburgs with magic 50 foot oneshots
>yells at us for dying and not getting kills

holy shit i wish i could kickban people from life

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>

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Reminder that this happened and is still happening.

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>>137578071
then do we have the map for you
>

Also the map on deck (on dock) was a fucking mess when it was tested out for a bit, if I recall correctly.

Extremely defender-sided on the final point. Like so much so that the attacking team had to actively spawn camp to do the objective

Or something like that

>>137579376
I will never stop being mad about that retard

>>137583008
I'm mega pissed that he pulled that shit, but I still find it hilarious that he whined for 20 minutes about losing spaghetti while interviewing geoff keighley, then tries to make it keighley's fault that he's a beta that isn't worth shit. Might be the dumbest person on youtube.

Although silver lining; he probably turned away tons of 12 year olds that would have shitted up the community

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Aimee come out already. I can't wait to snitch your asses.

Who knows how the fuck looks the weapons skins of the new event cards?

>>137588501
I know. :^)

>>137589114
I think that the skins are fucking terrible ugly, so the weapons should be really noice to spent a single credit in that thing.

>>137591286
Look at them like a retro 2006 skins!

>>137591286
>black/blue variant of urban silver
>culprit one is red/black, enjoy :^)

>>137591286
I quite like them personally, better than HB and WTD ones anyway.

>>137593405
What i only want is 3 perks leads and irons, two of the best skins and are useles.
HB weapons are fine for me, but i don´t like chrismas an WTD.

>>137508517
> MissMurder got the boot and got replaced with a dude
This is the worst.

>>137591441
> retro 2006
What does that even mean?
2006 was/is not retro at all.

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Official Special Edition skin ranking

CW>Humble>=AW>sweater bois (honorable mention for the woodgrain that looks good on like two weapons)

>>137599065
>AW
?

>>137597397
Tha's the thing he is saying i think. Just only shitty skins.

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>>137599201
Alienware

>>137599201
Alienware

Kinda like a dark green camo with blue/teal accents. Weapons have a dark blue base with light blue geometric designs.

>>137599371
>>137599385
Oh, right. Forgot about those, since they only retexture the weapons and not the skins on the characters. You're literally wearing a slightly fancier bronze

>>137599485
Fancier bronze > sweaters and (for the most part) gross brown

>>137599485
The only thing you see is the weapon.

>>137600079
But the guy gunning you down doesn't know that

>>137600147
>getting killed
>not having 100% accuracy
>not going 137/0 in every round
are you bad or what?

>>137600334
>not having over 100% acc due to collats with sniper rifles
When are you finally going to be average?

>>137600334
All I'm getting at is, if your gunning them down or vice versa, at least do it in style and be fashionable.

Make them go, "oh wow a c94 in CW?" and not "is that a bronze? or what?"

>>137600472
>do it in style and be fashionable
I do. That's why I only use defaults.

>>137600747
>>137600472
>tfw running a cw cr81 on Nader
>still get compliments every now and again

I can't wait until trading becomes a thing

>>137601331
I have 3 of those darn crotzni naders when all I wanted was the smg9 one...

>>137601331
>being a shallow whore

>>137602007
COUGH

pocket medic lfg

>>137602969
for ranked?
good luck

for pubs?
post profile

>>137603402
just for fun on pubs
Bernd253 in steam

>>137603765
>This user has not yet set up their Steam Community profile.
If you know them, encourage him/her to set up their profile and join in on the gaming!
hownew.ru

sent anyway

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>tfw grinding creds for the event
>dont even know what i can spend them on during the event

>>137606093
You can buy boosters and cycles

cycles are like REV credits

>>137606253
How much are they?

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>>137604854
things like these remind me that im playing these games with/against 12 year-olds who've never been good at videogames and never will.
Not sure what to think about this.

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>>137607804
4.99$ for 5 boosters
3.99$ for 4500 cycles

>Fletcher defense force saying that nerfs would "kill the merc"
Imagine if they took away 1 sticky, increased cooldown to 20 seconds and reduced his HP by 20.

am I the only one here

>>137615225
They should make them deal 50 each and blow only when already on a surface(no air blowing). There.
>>137615324
Yes.

>>137611715
Take your food:
>Wow! such skill!

https://twitter.com/DirtyBomb/status/717047067567398912

Devs are streaming soon. Another trinket and more info to be revealed in about 10 minutes.

>>137616429
>something you've all been waiting for
MURK
ROLL
CALL

>>137616429
Lore bomb confirmed. Dirty lore?

Roll Cawl confirmed at the end of stream.

>>137618651
inb4 they did nothing to aimees camera since closed beta

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>SD actually made a merc whose ability is just a camera

>2% rarer

THE MEMES

>shoe won the raffle
fuckin rigged I swear

What loadout should i strive to get with skybro ?
I'm not sure. Enlighten me /dbg/

>>137620376
drilled m4

>>137620436
with eplodyrendon/guardian angel ?
How useful is GA btw ?

>>137620376
drilled br