Best girl takeover edition!
>PC 3.5 - Protect and Support
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_3.5.3322.1
>XBO 3.3 - Victory Lap
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-xbox-victory-lap-3-3/
>PS4 3.3 - Victory Lap
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-ps4-victory-lap-3-3/
>Season Ticket 2016
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016
>SMITE's 2nd Anniversary Skin Contest
http://www.smitegame.com/smite-second-birthday/#skin-contest
>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8
>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
>>137224786
FIRST FOR FUCK YOU COPPER
1st for SPURTS
3rd forfuta waifus
So, now that shite has been killed by Overwatch 2, how do we balance Ares to be good again?
>>137224979
NEVER EVER
It placed second to last in the poll kek. Nice job voting for it, I thought you were dedicated?
There are no attractive females in Smite
Maid skins!
DEATH TO THE FUTA MENACE
http://esports.smitegame.com/smite-3v3-joust-series/
Looks like all those grandmasters' efforts weren't a waste
>1st Place: 800 gems per player
kek, hirez are such cheapskates
>>137226051
That's why SHITE is dead now and we're /pals/. All the better waifus are here.
>>137226249
God dammit HiRez.
>>137226601
That women isn't attractive either.
>>137226868
AAAAAACHHOOOOO
>>137226868
Have you just fapped so much that you evolved into some hyperevolved higher state of being where no woman is attractive?
>>137227350
Yes
>>137227350
He's just gay.
>>137225089
Nerf beads
Reposted from the previous general
s paladins half decent now or should I just give up hope for Global Agenda 2.0?
I guess that Paragon game looks interesting but I'm worried about the slow pace and I'd have to play it for myself to see.
Actual New Thread
>>137229187
>>137229187
>>137229187
If you want to force retarded memes at least don't change the fucking tag.
>>137229219
If you're expecting Global Agenda 2.0 you have a very mistaken idea of what Paladins aims to be. Still, it's closer than Paragon.
Best girl
>>137229272
What does it aim to be? Overwatch f2p?
I remember playing overwatch at a con and it was godawful. Is Paladins just as shit?
>>137229267
Oh come on
>>137229267
>I don't like April Fools
>Making an entirely new thread so we have 3 up at once merely because the OP image is a joke
Cmon anon.
>>137229324
Overwatch f2p with more horizontal maps and higher skill ceiling. Consensus seems to be Paladins is shit but the game keeps changing all its systems like every month so there's no telling where it'll go. Safe bet is wait 4 months and try again, or risk trying yourself now.
>>137229446
>Overwatch f2p with more horizontal maps and higher skill ceiling. Consensus seems to be Paladins is shit but the game keeps changing all its systems like every month so there's no telling where it'll go. Safe bet is wait 4 months and try again, or risk trying yourself now.
Well where the fuck was Global Agenda 2? I thought Global Assault was changed into Paladins?
>>137229540
No clue. my guess is HiRez wanted to ride the fad of hero based shooters but still combine some nostalgia from GA here and there like with the Payload map and beacons (although those are getting removed next patch).
Nobody knows what goes on in Erez's mind.
>>137229540
>>137229662
Also
>more horizontal maps
Why does hirez hate verticality? Fucking Smite would be amazing with a vertical element that isn't HURR LEAP AND YOU'VE GOT INVINCIBILITY.
>>137229446
I mean, I've never liked Pala, but the fine bitches softened my heart and I'm in a good mood because I realized that succubus hentai was uploaded to HentaiHaven so I don't care anymore.
>>137229267
>not being a /pal/
>>137229324
Paladins is the biggest piece of shit I've played in years, and I play this awful game.
>>137229774
Paragon has verticality and its pretty gimmick, despite the fact they've pumped it up as one of their most unique features over smite. Paladins does have some verticality, specifically in the new maps, but by "more horizontal," I think he means that all maps aren't corridors.
>>137224786
NTH FOR CASSIE SHOULD BE CHANGED iNTO A SEX SLAVE FOR AN ARISTROCRATIC ELF MILF.
ALSO REDUCE HER CHEST SIZE SHE AIN'T SOME CORRUPT BIMBO
>>137229990
>>137230113
Paladins is so fucking shit, you can't even make your own general.
You have to shitpost in another game's general just because it's from the same company.
>>137230203
Seeing as how your IP has already posted in the thread I'm guessing you're >>137229267 and you're assblasted that your thread's not successful.
Happy April Fools.
>>137230203
Posts
>>137229990
and accuses others of shitposting.
>>137229267
Are you autistic?
No one answers my question in previous thread.
Is it possible for meh player to go from gold to diamond?
>>137230405
>>137230518
>can't handle the truth about your failed abortion of a game
>>137231391
sure, if they improve or get carried by better teammates
>>137231391
Sure if you win your games.
>>137229324
>>137229446
>>137229835
>>137230995
the smite thread is dead, that "paladins" aprils fools tag is going to last a fucking week. but i don't know why I'm even surprised to see the smite community being too retarded to think things through.
Fucking chest exclusive gods. You people are fucking stupid.
>>137230405
There is only one IP that made this post >>137229267 and it was mine. Nice way to fuck it up sherlock.
>>137231831
*one post made by that IP
Holy shit your retardation is contagious.
>>137231831
What the actual fuck are you talking about? It's a joke tag retard. And chest exclusive gods? What? Again, are you autistic?
>>137231831
>last a week
Last thread was up for less than 48 hours, chill
>>137232001
Shhhh anon, he's autistic, leave him alone. He's not good with logic.
>>137232061
No he's not.
One of the main characterisations of autism is being good with logic.
>>137231831
>>137231948
>>137232148
He's not that kind of autist. He's the kind that bashes his own head with his fist over and over.
>>137226226
>tfw so little decent rule34
We will never be like Warcraft.
>there will never be a macho man randy savage skin
>there will never be a Paul Bearer announcer pack
>>137231959
A joke that'll get old long before the thread dies.
As for the chest bit: Last year someone made an april fools joke about there being a new celtic? god that was chest exclusive. More than half of the entire community actually believed it, this shithole included. I was referencing to how the smite community hasn't changed and is still as or maybe even more retarded than what it was last year.
>>137232061
>>137232148
>>137232254
>>137232687
Yeah, call me meanie words, that'll magically change how stupid you were when doing this.
I like Paladins in some small things but others it lacklustre.
It really needs some oomph or some major slate cleaning to really get good.
>>137233673
You are really mad, did mom not make you any breakfast on easter morning?
>>137233673
Captcha: 7200 Salt
True_Otaku735 if you're here, please Uninstall Smite, you're not meant for thus place.
>>137234428
Hey fuck you. You were the one feeding that game not me
>>137233779
>>137233890
If you are going to go in this denial route: I preffer to be mad than to be too stupid for my own good. At least I don't have to lie to myself to be happy.
>>137225089
make more items that have auras
>>137233215
lets just pray that since it's release on ps4, it become popular in japan. then we'd be rolling in it
>also, fuck futa
What is happening 12th?
>>137235586
the next patch will be released
>>137235586
>>137236384
Minotaur confirmed for next hero?
>>137236461
it's probably going to be a demon skin theme
besides, the next god susanoo, then jing wei
these will be the gods most likely to get skins this patch: Apollo (the punk rock skin), Odin, Hades, Guan Yu, Neith, Vamana.
>>137233215
>We will never be like Warcraft
If only. All of that delicious Draenei futa.
>>137235586
Maybe it's just an April's Fool to make us think something is happening on the 12th.
>>137236871
but it was posted yesterday
>>137235410
>japan
>fuck futa
anon..
>>137236862
FUCK YOUR FUTA! AND FUCK YOU!
>>137236961
sure. there will be more futa if japan started to create some r34. but they would also produced a significantly more amount of nonfuta porn than is currently being made
>>137237008
One day you will see the error of your ways.
>>137234870
>He actually admitted he was mad.
The absolutemadman
>>137236871
>>137236461
>>137236859
They added it to the launcher yesterday, they teased it on twitter the day before and they've been teasting it in the forums for like a week.
It's a hades related update. It could be a skin, or it could be a new visual update, maybe a middle ground between the old Hades and Tencent's censorship Hades, and maybe it'll have good animations too.
>>137237976
>Hades update
>Hades still old evil spooky man
God damn it, why can't we get a lore friendly Hades like we got Zeus and Poseidon.
>>137238216
Lighting Rapist and Ocean Pedo are always portrayed fairly lore friendly tho
Based Hades is always edgy cuz "le dark underworld XD" despite being the least dickish of the brothers.
HiRez doing anything on 1st april?
>>137239419
ponpon was testing something for april fools like 5 hours ago
If you play Neith, please commit sudoku.
what the fuck happened?
wtf
yeah wtf
April fools you retards, stop panicking.
ROLLING FOR NAME
>>137240884
I kind of expected the EA bot name thing.
>Olivia from Bolivia
>chef from cook islands
>muhammed from Sweden
>only white names included in the script
Fucking racists.
>tfw get girl name
>tfw only look like one
>>137241035
>>137240878
>Rodolfo Ramos
>white
Whatever you do, don't refresh the page. The april fools layout is cancer.
>>137241035
>implying you wanted a nigger name
>>137241212
Thanks for letting me know. My eyes are now on fire.
What is it with websites and having default themes be this eye melting bright as the sun white shit? Do they hate night browsing?
>>137241212
What ever you say, Ernesto
Holy shit that's kawaii as fuck desu ham.
This is dope
>>137241214
>Reginald Stevens
I bet you some burgouis nigga who own a castle 'n shit.
>>137239909
why
>>137239909
+(you)
>>137242775
>spic
>plays Neith
>>137239419
Making april fools jokes for smite is hard because most of it's players are too young to understand that those are jokes, so probably not.
>>137243216
Smite playing at literal powerpoint framerates today when before it didn't is a practical joke by HiRez right?
>>137243216
>Lindsay Weaver
Are u cute?
Post tits plz.
>>137244368
I'll tell your girlfriend if you won't stop harrasing girls, Tommie
>>137244740
Fucking Eugene, the beta orbiter white knight.
>>137246874
Ew, a spic.
>>137246962
You mad that I'm fucking your white women?
>>137246962
>Billie Ramos
Wow, you're probably like a redneck spic or something.
>>137246962
>ramos
Im getting tired of all these minorities on my videogame image boards
>>137248053
>tired of minorities
>is a woman and Irish
>>137248559
So Poplan, your real name is Ernest.
I played Loki accidentally due to the MOTD.
I feel filthy and worthless now.
>>137248993
Welcome back Taro
>>137248183
>calls out a fellow Irish lass
God I hate non-whites
>>137250861
>Kim
Damn Gook, not fooling anybody here.
I wonder if I keep getting consistent female names...
these names are worse then neith skins and vps
ez game ez life
>>137251023
Obviously no
>Enemy mostly wins by playing passively and defensively and waiting for a late game so that they can take advantage of the 70-second death timers
>Either that or they avoid the opposing team and backdoor
Getting real sick of NME's shit. Matches with them playing are some of the most boring I've watched so far.
>New godjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIW9rVd5sc
>>137253638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24
>>137253713
What a shit april fools joke.
A little fun-stable? No! More like a little PUN-stable
actually sol is just a slut
>>137253638
they are not that mechanically skilled as they are good with strats and objective control.
i honestly find their matches boring after 20 minutes but comedy meme after 50 minutes.
>>137253713
oops forgot the patch notes. my bad
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-patch-3-5-5/
>>137253713
I want toimpregnatelore lady
>>137253638
>Game two of Lumi vs Enemy
>Boring
Nigga it was fun as fuck and the loss was deserved for fucking around for so long with no enemy vision and having not a single ward on GF side. There is nothing wrong either with taking games late if you draft around it, if anything the otehr side should counterdraft.
>>137254112
>Movement Speed from Benevolence Aura has been increased from 5/10/15/20/25 → 20/25/30/35/40%. Both auras are now Benevolence Aura.
Amu needs this.
https://twitter.com/envy_allied/status/715712088786792448
CONFIRMED
>>137254112
>Kawaii Pop Bastet is now the default model and voice pack for Bastet. All other skins and voice packs have been removed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>137254112
destroying amc's hive should apply bee's to the one who destroyed it
>>137254908
oh come on i spent 800 gems for this skin and vp.
>>137254862
allied fucking death.
RIP
>>137254862
what's confirmed?
>>137254908
Good thing no one plays her
>>137254223
same
>>137255072
that allied is fucking. dying right now.
rip my. man allied.
allied is actually fucking dying.
allied man, don't die.
Allied senpai is actually fucking RIP.
1 month of dank casting was too much for his body ;_;
>>137255757
Good, one less dirty spic.
You all suck dick
We /google/ now
wtf
"Arachne has gone a long time without much love, and with this patch, we wanted to bring her right back into the meta with so many other powerful assassins. Her broodlings were proving far too weak, with many gods being able to kill them with a single attack. By increasing the number of broodlings Arachne's web produces, it should prove to be much more intimidating and threatening."
Cocoon
Increased Stun Duration from 1/1.1/1.2/1.3/1.4s to 2.5s at all ranks.
Web
Increased Broodlings from 2 to 3/9/15/21/27.
Increased Slow from 4/4.5/5/5.5/6s at 25% to 5s at 30/40/50/60/70%.
Night Crawler
Now executes enemy gods under 25% health.
Increased Movement Speed from 40% to 40/50/60/70/80%.
>>137224786
It seems to be one of those days where I get nothing but actual retards on my team more often.
>>137256620
hahaha april's fool ! they are only pretending to be retarded xD
>>137256780
No an April fools would be if everyone played well and didn't do stupid shit. Currently playing with an amaterasu mid.
>>137254112
>http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-patch-3-5-5/
>Sol removed from the game
Kek
>>137256209
27 spiderlings
could you imagine?
>>137257202
27x3 if you hit the 3 webs.
dear god.
I hope I'm not late, but this is fucking fun.
https://youtu.be/8VIW9rVd5sc
>>137257304
>>137257202
>>137257918
literal nightmare fuel, i'm so glad its 9AM and i have not to sleep for the next 16 hours.
>Allied posts a tweet confirming he browses smiggen
>gets cancer
Fitting
>5 fucking motd matches
>mage vs adc im the only one with pen change and freya built non vs a team with magic resistance
>next match is 2-1 cupid dashes in the middle of their team to try and take someones elses kill
>repeat 3 more times of the game coming down to one final kill with the squishy god trying to tryhard and get the final kill
>>137258336
>>137258406
Today I've played with some of the worst players I've ever seen.
>>137258336
Will Kelly be okay?
>>137257986
when you try to gank arachne and she drops her webs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rorJCGF1aM
>>137258839
no.
>>137258994
Her have to save Kelly.
>>137257827
inb4 people wont watch to the end to see the new domination teaser
fuck Kelly and Allied.
WILL PONPON SURVIVE?!
ponpon pls don't die.
Loreladybest goddess.
>>137259512
I want lore lady toread me a bedtime story.
>teams that do nothing but try to team fight down mid
Go play ARAM you stupid fucks.
I didn't know 12 y.olds worked at HiRez
>>137259983
They don't, this is patented Hi-Rez humour. Do you not like fun Krystal?
Reminder to avoid Smite like the plague today.
a
The quality of my team mates has gotten worse the more I play I don't get it.
>>137261651
welcome to forced 50/50
and then it gets skewed even more if you're soloqueing
10/10 HiRez
>>137261797
>skewed even more if you're soloqueing
This game punishes people who solo queue, it's a fucking nightmare.
>>137261797
It's worse than any game Ive ever played. I've gone from being matched with people who generally have an idea which gods are good where and adjust based on what people pick to games like this latest one where a bellona, kali and nem all called mid and then proceeded to feed all game.
>>137261960
I've had people call solo who just act like junglers, shitty shitty junglers
>>137262194
Nobody was even jungling this game despite having a kali because the he Bo caved in and let her go mid before proceeding to tell me to go duo lane, in the short lane with bellona, as neith.
>>137262394
They also never surrender despite being 20k down and almost 30 kills with only one phoenix up. Waste so much time because the opponents are too shit to finish and my team pointlessly "defend".
>>137262676
Fuck you, Marianne Villarreal. You should never give up. Go play with like minded quitters.
>>137260895
I don't know, Terry... I want to feel mature when playing video games and things like that make me feel childish
>>137261865
kek
where can I read these?
>>137262792
I know this is probably b8 but this is actually the attitude of a lot of people for some reason.
I'm probably just going to quit again. This isn't fun, it's a massive waste of my time desu.
>>137261865
yo, gonna try it fuck it lol.
>>137263061
Go ahead and quit, Curtis. I find the battle more enjoyable than quick wins. I love long drawn out fights when you're back is against the wall and you know you're going to lose. I hope we end up queued together so I can drag the match out for you.
>>137263227
t. instalock kali
>>137263227
Next game neith decides to go solo lane leaving bellona in a duo with chang'e (support)
You're a time waster if you wouldn't surrender after two of the team then leave.
>>137263932
t. Jacob Conrad
How would you build amaterasu solo?
>>137266262
Depends on the matchup.
Transcendence, Warrior Tabi, Jotunn's Wrath, Hide of the Urchin, Breastplate of Valor, Stone Cutting Sword
Warrior Tabi, Breastplate of Valor, Frostbound Hammer, Jotunn's Wrath, Bulwark of Hope, Stone Cutting Sword
You can try Gauntlet of Thebes and/or Shield of Regrowth for fun healing stuff. Amaterasu wants to spam her ult and heal as much as possible, so always go for max cooldown. Or 30% + blue buff.
>>137266262
>>137266502
warrior tabi, breastplate, frostbound, bulwark, more defense.
>>137258336
Allied, I'm sorry for organizing a group of people to shitpost in your dubtrack
>>137266502
>Transcendence
>on warriors
Nice meme.
Oh boy here we go.
>>137266859
>not building Transcendence on Warriors
>not wanting spam abilities whenever possible
>not wanting to actually damage enemies
>not wanting to never worry about mana
>not wanting to actually be useful
>>137267008
You're already probably building Jotunn's and Valor. If you need more mana than that you're just not managing your mana right.
>>137267241
No he's obv building max attack speed, rage and deathbringer
>>137267241
That's the thing. I don't want to manage my mana. At least not late game. I just want to do shit. And do damage. It's frustrating as fuck when you can't secure a kill because your team is garbage.
>>137267443
That's called being a sub-30 shitter who builds med.
DRYBEARRRRR!!!
>Mercury's new passive
>Always 5 speed higher than the top base movement in the game
I like this
>>137267008
>>137266859
you only get trans if your god has high scalings or mana issues
>herc (really bad mana issues ) and high scalings
>rav
can try it but it is risky other warriors shouldnt even bother unless you are a retard you shouldn't struggle with mana issues and the power gained isnt that great or you need other items (fuck hi rez cd nerfs homogenize builds yet they said they wanted to stop that)
Is this SPL game for real or what?
This is bretty gud
>>137268140
kek @ Vamana and Geb
THIS SPL YES
I LOVE IT
10/10 LMAO
APRILS FOOLS BRO
I MISSED DRYBEAR
Why does every neith player want to go mid or solo despite it making no sense with the team comp? I don't know how many times I've been stuck soloing long lane as a support because of it.
>Adanas is back
>>137268140
>Amanda as Bellona
triggered
>>137268140
>Raijin is peter criss from Kiss
lmao
>>137258336
I don't see it
>>137268140
Wait... who is door supposed to be? Janus?
>>137266502
She is mainly an in-hand god. At full level ninja tabi gives Amaterasu more DPS than Warrior tabi.
You also need to give her an attack speed item like Qin sais or executioner.
>>137268794
What's the general rule for choosing between qins and exec? I generally end up with qins.
>>137268794
>>137268982
don't do this on warriors.
don't build ninja tabi or exe.
qins if you are way way a head, nothing else.
>>137268982
As a general rule Qin's is more useful currently than executioner.
>>137268982
Exec is shit, you don't want to buy it most of the time.
>>137269086
I didn't mean just for warrior really.
When I used to play the general build for hunter seemed to be one those in to crit.
>>137269258
Ninja tabi on hunters is better DPS later in the game then yes.
>>137268794
>shes an inhand god
shes a walking ult and ms buff dont try and pull this carry shit just because she has a decent aa chain
>>137269086
Ninja tabi is more DPS for in-hand gods that are not going for crit or lifesteal. Ammy isn't dependent on her abilities, she's an auto-attack God. She benefits more from frostbound Hammer and attack speed. Ninja tabi is good on her.
>>137269440
Her AA chain has a built-in executioner. She is made for boxing in every way. If you just use her for a walking ult then you are using her wrong.
>>137269440
>>137269563
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVEE ANYMOREEE
>tfw just realize one of the 2 names you get on your thing its a common name from where you are.
tfw no lionheart cast
>>137269782
shes made for teamfighting her boxing isnt that good and shes loses 1v1 vs any other boxer god
her aa chain is decent but nowhere near sais worthy shes better off buliding bulk and outlasting unless she gets fed
>>137270248
yo, i was so hype when i saw drybear there, i was on a MOTD and i almost forgot, i stood still writing
>HOLY SHIT DRYBEAR AND LIONHEART CASTING SPL
that was funny
>yeah he is death unless he one shots chronos
>does it
>adanas ...
>>137270462
>not good at boxing
>dash of silence that can shut other gods right the fuck up
>A Shield that is not only great for mitigating damage, but will shit out 500 damage if another God is stupid enough to fight her with the shield up
>Permanent damage buff if you decide to fight her, permanent Heavenly agility if you decide to run away.
Bruh, she is one of the better boxing Warriors.
>>137270462
Qin Sais are good on her because it has high power and the passive + attack speed are good bonuses. That, Warrior's Tabi, and Frostbound are her best offensive items
>>137271506
>No penetration
>>137271597
She's a fucking warrior, if you want pen go void shield. If you're not focusing on tanking first and helping the team in a teamfight, you're doing things wrong.
Besides, what about Qin's Sais passive do you not get?
>>137271802
>Besides, what about Qin's Sais passive do you not get?
I just want to spread some information here that a lot of people don't know. Qin's Sais passive is not true damage and is actually mitigated by physical protections, which is why people get penetration alongside it.
>there are people who don't build Jotunn's Wrath on Amaterasu
Holy fuck.
Why won't you motherfuckers understand that all warriors run pretty much Urchin Valor and Bulwark.
>Boxing focused God
Get Frost
>Ability Based
Get Jotuun's
Then you use your 6th slot for counter building or might get it earlier.
>Freya or Ao
Get Runic
>AA based gods
Get witch or midgardian
>Healers
Get beatstick and pestilence
>Don't feel like counter building
Get Titan's
Never get Ninja early, sell warriors l8 if you feel like it.
I've lost way more games than I've won today but almost all of them were out of my control because of leavers and feeders and such. I'll accept one or two where I could have played better and maybe it would have made a difference but it's pretty unlikely.
FUN.
I'm pretty sure there is no attempt at skill based matchmaking.
>>137271802
Qin's without pen is fucking retarded. If you're not pure tank and want to be a bruiser you get fucking pen.
>>137271381
>boxers giving a shit about silence
>other boxers have better mitagation and dont wait for skills to go off
>power on a god with meh scalings
just because other warriors cant box doesnt make her an aa god her stats suck compared to osiris and other aa gods
LOLOLOLOL
poor Khaos, the heart attack
>>137255896
>recliner in doctors office
Goddam
>>137273107
Imagine if Khaos had a weak heart. Damn...
This Sol has no poly, infact no lifesteal at all. What's the reasoning for that?
>>137254112
>Cupid's heart bomb now causes him to chase an ally.
>Nemesis cannot be blinded or petrified.
Wait, are they actually taking my ideas and but making them april fools jokes?
What is a good Serqet build?
So far I've used
>Warrior Tabi, Jotunn's Wrath, Stone Cutting Sword, Rage, Deathbringer, Mail of Renewal
And it's worked out pretty good, but if there is a better build out there then pls help me
>>137276406
dear god no you dont need stone cutting sword your one shreds and crits and a good team wont let you get away with more then one aa replace it with cd or pen
>>137276871
So something like Brawler's Beat Stick, Warrior's Bane & The Crusher.
I'm guessing that Asi won't work.
>>137254112
>Enemies who kill a hive will now be afflicted by Angry Bees! These Angry Bees! Will never stop chasing and attacking offending players. Never.
Shit I want this.
>>137277238
yeah any of those brawlers vs healers,titans vs tanky teams or the usal team dont really pick up crusher unless you are pushing more then fighting for some reason
>>137276871
>>137276406
On top of that you should drop Rage, just go for a single Crit item, either Malice or DB. Titans is always a good pick, Winged blade is still a great defensive pick if the enemy teams have slows and Masamune could be an alternative to SCS if you value the movespeed while giving you good power especially since you have relatively low max health. Brawler is pretty good against heal oriented team and new Hydra can tie up a build giving you more CDR and its passive having pretty good synergy with yours for bigger bursts.
>>137269219
It's good for pen stripping if they have enough defense that it strips 30+ protections and an inland warrior
Fucking cancer Isis jesus christ
>>137278385
Please watch your language , Dana
>raijin trying to ult shit out of range
>hunters building golden bow late game
>>137279171
But MoeX had GB from the start, and you forgot our boy Nika outfarming Gamehunter.
i believed in the leftovers.
>>137272328
Who buys Ninja Tabi at all?
They should up the AS to 20% honestly
>>137279875
Ninja Tabi is actually higher DPS than Warrior's, at least for full build hunters.
>>137280001
Yeah but at that point you're much better off buying the damage potions
>>137280001
That's the thing, it may be worth it on hunter but only at full build, early one the Power from warrior tabi is much more useful.
>hunter solo
if this works i'm taking Freya solo.
>even more adcs solo
pls stop the meme comps that shitters try to use
>>137280747
Don't be retarded, freya solo gets stomped unlike hunters.
>>137280912
Freya solo yolo!April fool!
>be son of Jupiter
>run around laughing at my enemies as they simply cannot kill me
>667 sol
the memes
>>137277791
Not Tanya, but is titans a situational item for serqet, or should you build it most of the time?
>>137281626
>situational
I would say it's pretty much mandatory unless you need beatsick because of heals.
>>137281481
>player damage
Why can't Hi-rez show us relevant stats, like player levels early and then Networth most of the time ?
>>137281626
>enemy team is mostly healers/squishy brawlers
>titan for normal or tanky teams
This thread needs more draven!i'm sorry
>>137282032
Anything is better than Apollo.
Reminder that Yeezy is the best adc and to buy conflict-free mastery X skins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92FCRmggNqQ
>>137282206
Shut your whore mouth, Apollo is great
>>137282032
>not doing the opposite
>>137281820
You can see player levels at all times
>Even Panthera bans the ballfather
>paradigm picks cab
should of voted for them
Is Fenrir only really good in Conquest? I've tried playing him in clash but I feel like I get focused down way too easy and I can't contribute much to our team.
>ADC Janus
>Mid Anhur
>Jungle Cabra
gg boys ez
>>137286163
His strength is his strong early game and the ability to easily burst down a single target.
In other game mode where everyone is grouped up all the time, he can't really do that.
Played with Yammyn in casual assault earlier today.
baka not taking his games seriously
>>137286851
That seems counterintuitive to how people recommend to build him. He's usually built as a Bruiser. I'm trying him out because from the looks of it he would be an assassin ideal for team fights. I just want to know if there's any strategies to use him effectively.
>>137287785
That's because his strength is the early game.
During the late game you build him kinda tanky so that he can stay on the front lines.
haven't played since last year, is it still a pain in the ass to play warrior in this game or did season 3 fix the cancer issues ?
C H A A C I S B A C K
>>137288713
C H A A C I S A M E R E C O U N T E R P I C K
don't believe xaliea's memes
>>137288818
Who the hell gets countered by Chaac?
>>137289141
Supposedly Amaterasu if the casters are to be believed
PANTHERAWINSLOL
rip early game comp
at least they picked fun to watch gods and did pretty well
>Adapting
I demand proof that he's not a smite playing robot
>>137288647
If you mean conquest then Hi-Rez made them absolute cancer by having solo lane 5 levels ahead. So Warriors now leave solo lane at lvl 16 while everyone else is level 11.
In honor of April Fools day I will play MOTD on AUS servers
>>137288647
warriors are shit tier unless you are playing conq solo in which case they are good
Adapting the king.
>he puts any votes against panthera
I hope none of you do this
>>137290245
I called for a split. Sue me.
>>137290330
s m h betting against SWC winners
Teach me the ways of the jungle Adapting-senpai
>>137290330
Rip your FP
Epsilon are always free FP
>>137289870
>having solo lane 5 levels ahead
wot ? how does that work ?
THE FIRE RISES
TIME 4 DA RECKONING
>Thank comp
Stop please they're already dead!
>>137290729
>leave lane as little as possible
>exp camp moved next to lane and new camp around fire giant
>Won 3 out of last 15 games
>The only time I was negative was 1 game where it was a 3v5 from the first 3 minutes and when I was playing support
I give up.
>Letting adapting have awilix and Thor
You deserve this paradigm
I WANT ADAPTING'S DICK MILK
Thor is a hard god.
>>137289968
>warriors are shit
But Herc is pretty great senpai.
How do i tell who the cancer heroes are in this game?
Theres like no decent online resources
>>137291660
>heroes
>>137291660
Loki and Thanatos.
If you get one on your team then chances are he will suck, feed a lot and blame his team for being shit.
Also they're gods not heroes.
>>137291660
Loki and Thanatos because they attract edgy teenager, if somebody on your team instalock one of those two dodge, 9 time out of 10 they will suck.
Neith because she is piss easy so shitters think they are good with her
>>137291660
The single saltiest fuckers I've met are Serqetfags.
VHHVHHVVTVERVVX
good lord, paradigm was fucking broken
Paradigm is so lucky.
>Epsilon's members will never butt-fuck you this hard
I'm jealous.
I really need to stop voting on teams based on how cool the design of their logos are.
>>137291660
define cancer
>>137293674
No! Believe in yourself vera!
Never give up!
>>137292026
>>137292830
I hate this meme. The only thing you can say bad about thanatos is his odds to win the game 30+ minutes in.
>>137291660
True cancer gods are ones that are just absurdly strong with kits you can't do anything against.
Late-game Kali.
Janus.
Late-game Chronos.
Late-game Freya.
Odin.
1v1 Skadi.
>>137293751
What is this site
>>137293751
>I hate this meme.
Thanatos and Loki attracting more edgy teenagers than any other god is not a meme.
>>137294009
smite.guru
>>137294048
Maybe if all you play is arena and clash.
>>137293751
>30 mins
try 15 mins and thor is a much safer pick while not being a walking ult late game (oh and no mobility so enjoy being focused until you pop it)
>>137294009
smite guru
>>137293751
>meme
I didn't say that all Thanatos players are shit but nearly every time I have one in my team he will use his ult to suicide itself in the opponent team without killing his target half of time.
>>137294147
>15 minutes
Clearly retarded.
>thor is a much safer pick
He also has a much weaker early game.
>while not being a walking ult late game
Like I said, only reason to not pick Thanatos is his late-game.
>oh and no mobility so enjoy being focused until you pop it
You're a shit thanatos if you allow yourself to be focused. Thanatos comes in mid-fight. The only time he starts fights is if it's a gank. When it comes to actual team fights, he doesn't start them like Thor can. Also, if you get caught you just ult out and reset.
Just when you thought the memes couldn't get any danker.April Fools is my favorite holiday
>>137295362
10/10 Actually made me lol.Please do more
I'm using reinforced boots on my tyre build but I'm thinking of switching to warrior tabi. Is that a good idea? I'd like the extra offense but it might not be worth it if I lose the health.
where are the smite pro league games broadcasted?
my game says 2 are live now, but i dont know where to watch
>>137295884
tv/hireztv
>>137291660
I say all tiny and cute gods in this game suck
Then there are the two edgy gods that suck the most. But they only suck towards the end of the game and if you give up first blood
>>137295873
I'm also curious what boots to give to tyr.
And while we're at it what about bellona? Ninja, warrior, or reinforced?
Man, buying items is so daunting it's overwhelming. It's like I just have mass amounts of information thrown at me sometimes it's really hard to put it all together, now that im starting to understand how to play the game with lanes and the like it just feels like the mountain I just climbed was only just a flat outcrop before the true climb. Fuck.
>>137298120
Warrior always.
Otis you dumb fucker.
>>137294709
>much weaker
Weaker yes, much weaker? hell no. Thor still has one of the strongest early game.
So I heard someone say/post that you shouldn't get Qin's if you're going crit, is that actually true?
Just had a GenSm shitter in MOTD call everyone retards, run into 5 people alone and die and ragequit immediately.
L O L
>>137293665
Haha, jokes on you, I played against the Panthera 5 man Arena stack and they camped us at our fountain because we were outmatched so hard.
>>137298352
Alright thanks. I don't play warrior a lot but I was told I build them tanky this me using reinforced. I'll make the change
>>137298767
Sandy you lucky slut!
>>137298460
Don't listen to these noobs, Velma, Crit+Qins is actually the highest physical DPS you can get. It's just hella expensive and the power curve kinda sucks.
>>137299006
>It's just hella expensive and the power curve kinda sucks.
Which is precisely the fucking reason you should never go Qins+crit.
>>137299006
Great, thanks. I was mainly thinking about Rama who's obviously so lategame-orientated that it doesn't matter too much, as long as he gets good farm.
>>137299343
Rama is build with:
Talaria's, Jotuun's, Stonecutter, Hydra's, Renewal and Titan's.
>>137224786
Honestly Cassie should be a tiny bit shorter, a bit chubbier in the face and a similar body like this pic.
Way too much lean redheads in vidya.
>>137300210
>stone cutter
Your troll build was too obvious.
>>137300684
> obvious.
NAAAAW SHIIIIT NIIIIGGGA
>>137300684
Are you shit talking stone cutter in general or just stone cutter on rama? Because if it's just stone cutter than fuck you. It's a good item.
>>137301319
It's a terrible item for hunters tho
Is Nemesis any good?
>>137289141
No one.
He just clears good and has an ult that''s okay but he does literally nothing that not other god in solo can match or beat. I've tried to make something out of him but he's utter trash.
>>137301319
>its a good item
On who.
>>137301810
walking ult but unlike Odin or Hun Batzs the res of her kit is god awful and her kit contradicts itself.
>>137301810
Unless your name is ShadowCzar, there is no way you are deluded enough to not know the truth.
>>137302310
>>137302086
Fuck, is there a place I can see the ranking of gods? Can't seem to find anything in the OP.
>>137302679
It doesn't matter if the god is OP.
If you're shit it's not going to matter.
I'm on my tenth loss in a row and all of them have been out of my control because of leavers or feeders or just generally shit players.
Is this matchmaking just completely random or intentionally trying to make me quit?
>>137302870
Forced 50%
>>137302949
Seems more like forced 0% at the moment.
Also new Ao is bullshit.
>>137302679
The most recent relevant tier list was done by BMbrandon
>DM
>Ever
Yeah yeah, I know. But this tier list is pretty accurate.
>>137301960
>Chaac
>trash
you must be playing a different game than I am
>>137301810
Not only is she terrible, Nemesis is a disgrace to her family.
I was trying to get all recolors so that I wouldn't get them from chests anymore but now that chests give emotes as well would it make more sence to buy emotes to decrease chance of getting them in chests?
>>137301592
>>137302035
I use it for assassins.
>doing Clash cause solo q Conquest is cancer
>two team mates pick Nox and Janus
>noice.webm
>change to Vulcan/Goobis at the last seconds
>feed the enemy Chang'e and Loki uncontrollably
>blame Guan cause he can't peel for them
>lose 25min in even though the surrender vote came in 4 or 5 times
>they were the ones who f7'd
do people just enjoy losing?
>>137303541
Yeah it'd be good on most assassins, probably not ao tho. Like he needs any fuckin help
>>137303638
The entire game is cancer. I have no idea why I play.
>>137302870
The match making is shit. I was in a game last night with a guy who said it was his 3rd game. Ever. I'm level 25. What is this shit?
>>137303746
Smite is the best moba. Go fuck yourself
>no option to surrender at god select
>>137303476
There are more emotes than recolors, and they cost less favor. I'd buy the emotes.
>>137298195
There's aren't that many items in smite compared to other mobas. Plus magical and phys gods have separate shops. It's a lot easier to learn than other mobas that have 500000000 items.
>>137303928
Maybe it is. They're all cancer.
>>137303746
The game is fine. It just seems that after midnight every team mate is brain dead.
I hate the fact that tyr doesn't have a laugh
>>137304129
He's fine as he is.
>>137304062
It's every hour of every day for me. I can look through my history and guarantee at least 90% of losses I couldn't have prevented even if I played like a pro.
>>137303141
DM's tier lists are usually pretty good. It's the one good thing he has.
http://juice.gg/tierlist/list/704157/
>>137303476
Don't forget icons are in there too now :^)
You'll never get anything good cuck. Bow down to hirez.
>>137268518
>>137298195
Get a standard set. Choose 6 items you'll use 90% of the time. There are only 2 classes you really need to counter build with. Warriors and guardians. And that's only if the enemy has like 5 physical damage gods. Then obviously you sent won't need magical resistance. But that'll rarely happen because that's a shit team. Usually people are at least smart enough to not have 1 damage type
>>137304309
>you'll never get anything good
I don't know about that. I got Nox woodoo and tier 2 Amaterasu skin from enigma chests
>>137304173
He should have a laugh. There's no reason for him not to
>>137304670
Only a faggot would want him to laugh.
>>137304670
>>137304780
He's right you know
>>137304670
He's scottish. They don't laugh.
>>137305142
Fat bastard laughed. Shrek laughed. Scottish people laugh.
>>137305142
He's a norse god. Not Scottish.
>>137303242
No one picks him because what fucking niche does he fufill?
>>137305448
2 people. Name some more.
Im having issues with my paladin launcher, i got a code into the beta and now its not loading from the launcher correctly
Every time i reinstall it it stops at a random percent and wont go up from there
I tried reinstalling it 40 different times, then tried to restart my computer and then do it, still did the exact same thing and im still continuing to reinstall it
Both tribes and smite work fine for me right now, and paladins is the only one giving me trouble
I would appreciate any sort of help
>>137305590
His accent you absolute cretin. The only gods who are true are the Japanese who have Japanese accents. Everyone else is just random stuff.
>>137305869
The Japanese god's should all have heavy southern accents.
>>137305960
>serqet is being revealed on twitch for the first time
>ask why she has a british accent
>kelly is in the chat
>'why can't she have a british accent? it's just a video game'
hirez are cancer.
>>137236859
The next god is Jingwei, then Susanoo.
>>137306651
Who's the new god this month?
>>137306860
I thought it was Susanoo first?
>>137306860
What the fuck does anime have to do with smite? Why are they adding naruto things?
Yet another bullshit loss that lasted 20 minutes longer than it needed to. This is so much fun. I'm not leaving till this streak ends though or someone kills me, I'm hoping for the latter honestly.
>>137307039
This joke fails every time you do it.
>>137307072
It's not a joke
Susanoo is a naruto jutsu.
Even when I do poorly, it's nice to look at the scoreboard and see 2 people at 0-8 to remind me that "Yes, I could be doing worse"
>>137307434
Your mother is a bulwark of hope. That's not a joke.
>>137307610
Happens to me all the time. I think I'm doing bad and had a shit game and then see a teamate did horrible and I feel better about going 5-5.
>>137307610
Then you realize that those 0-8 players are your carries so you slam that f7 button.
>>137307727
That sounds like a compliment.
>>137307727
Does cdr work on items too? Like if it has a passive and says it can only work every 60 seconds or something does cdr items change that?
>>137308014
>does cdr items change that?
No.
>>137307727
Bulwark of hope is a good item. I use it on all my warriors
>>137307983
>>137308143
Okay then, your mother is acabraken
>>137307610
Didn't mean to quote you here sorry >>137308014
>>137308247
There you go. Shit god.
So when do I get to play as the manticore?
>>137308973
You don't. It was an April fools joke. Did you read the 3.5.5 patch notes? Some of the fake changes are kind of funny
>>137309331
What do you mean?
>>137309453
When you load up smite one of the link boxes is to the fake patch notes. Click it and read it. Fucking terrifying if it was real lol 550
>>137307434
Technically it's not a Jutsu, it's an aspect of the Sharingan bloodline trait. But maybe that's just being too picky.
>>137309743
But how do you know its fake? Playing as the manticore would be pretty fun I think.
>Queuing into the Dignitas death queue
Fuck my shit up
>>137309768
>Actually knowing what the fuck Soosan-Noh is besides a huge skeleton thing
Feeeeel bad senpai
Feeeeeeeeeel baaaaaad
>>137309858
>But how do you know its fake?
Are you retarded?
>>137309982
Mate Naruto was pretty rad at some parts. Obviously the majority was garbage but if it got cut down to like a third or a quarter of the length it'd be pretty good imo.
>>137310103
Please stop with the insults, I'm only asking a question.
I'm fairly new to the game.
>>137310212
Nigga who the fuck remembers how the thing Sas-kek-kun and Ee-tah-chee did worked?
Nah-roo-toe died after the Ah-cats-ki jobbed.
>>137309768
Yeah good point. It's still weird to put it in smite though
>>137310212
Naruto is my favorite anime of all time. I love it
>mfw finding out that not only is orochimaru still alive he got away everything he did in naruto
Nauro was a mistake.
>>137310486
Why are you spelling names like that?
>>137302086
how does nemesis' kit contradict itself at all. You ult, dash to follow their escape move. They're then forced to fight and with your shield, passive and ult effect you beat their ass.
She's just not very good, though her kit makes a lot of sense.
>golden bow buff
why not buff merc or one of the non niche items that no one buys?
>hey lets buff an item that helps adc its not like they are always on the verge of being op
>>137311048
>>137311032
This
>Sasuke, who was saved by Naruto whom had just discovered his ability to fly.
LMAO
>>137311249
>Adcs on the verge of being OP
I literally kekd
>>137311032
Wait what? How is he still alive? He died.
>>137311249
>golden bow
>adcs
Literally no one but Mercury buys this.
>>137311281
I don't understand. What does that have to do with how you're spelling their names by sounding them out?
>>137311548
He's alive, he's damn alive and konoha are fully aware and are authorizing his genetic experiments.
I'm not even joking.
>>137311651
This. Ichaival > golden bow
>>137311651
What about rat? Could he buy it?
>>137311708
The answer lies within you, it has always been there.
Believe it!
>>137311817
You're probably confusing Golden Bow with Odysseus Bow anon, GB is the one that makes autos aoe.
>>137311898
His damage is already pretty weak, you're better increasing it than making an aoe of 200 damage per crit.
What do you get on Thor?
Boots, titan's, jontunn's and brawler's what should the other two items be?
>>137312236
Def Andrew.
Get BoV and Bulwark.
>>137311738
You must watch the sub. I only watch dub so we're not there yet
Does kabuto know?
>>137312420
>watching subbed
>>137312349
bulwark and BoP is a shitter meme. Discord and Urchin give way more protections.
>>137312698
>bulwark and BoP is a shitter meme
What are this memes?
>>137312683
>watching dubbed
>>137312683
I watch anime to watch it, not to read it. If I wanted to read I'd grab the manga. I don't even watch foreign movies for that reason. If a movie has one or 2 scenes in other languages with subtitles I can do it but I'm not watching a 2 hour movie with only subtitles. I didn't even watch the passion of the christ for that reason. Call me a heathen but I was so mad when I started watching it and after a few minutes no one was speaking English. I stopped immediately
>>137312945
Fuck off, dubbed is so shit you might as well put it on mute.
Subbed or fuck off to reddit.
>>137312945
>I don't like reading
Do you guys really like bait that much?
Are you that hungry?
>>137313376
This place is dead anyway. I welcome the bait.
>>137312698
bulwark and bov are cheaper give more cdr and their passives are great.urchin and discord are expensive and dont instantly give full benefits only fed tanks should even bother going for both in one build
>>137313376
I'm always hungryfor dicks.
>>137313220
>>137313274
No because if you watch dub mute you don't even have subtitles so you have no idea what's being said. Dub is fine. I like to actually understand what I'm watching. I don't watch Spanish soap operas either. I speak English not Spanish or japanese. People complain about the voice actors but honestly I've never heard a bad one. They sound fine. Stop being a little bitch complaining.
>>137313568
breastplate of valor doesnt have a passive you cuck. Also, Urchin is cheaper than bulwark and 100 gold more than valour. Really the advantage of the breasplate is the early CDR and that's it.
>>137313274
I do read. I read books. I don't read television shows or movies. Sometimes I want to read and sometimes I want to just watch something. Why can I only like one?
Won three games in a row with randoms, wahey.
>>137313784
>Really the advantage of the breasplate is the early CDR and that's it.
And the 300 extra mana
>>137313634
>They sound fine.
>>137314043
>And the 300 extra mana
Learn mana management.
>>137314172
They do. They sound better than those high pitch voices every single female has in the subs. Dub voices really don't sound that bad. They sound like people. It's not like a robotic or alien voice. It's a person talking.
>>137314043
urchin has 250 mana. Why do I argue with these know nothings?
>>137224786
Who is this semeness demoness?
>>137313634
But Nathaniel-kun, weebs care about fidelity to the source material, that's why the
>Anime<Manga
is a thing.
Also voice acting can be really meh sometimes, especially in fucking Narutoe.
>>137313802
Same to you, Rodney-kun.
>>137314456
No. Give me more mana. I'd rather manage more mana than manage less
>>137314714
cassie from paladins
>>137314746
It still sounds fine. The weebs over exaggerate. They make it sound like nails on a chalk board. It's not. They sound just fine stop being bitches.
>>137314456
>Learn mana management.
Except any extra mana is very valuable early game when you're support, especially someone like Bacchus.
>>137315059
I don't know senpai.
>Le example
Itachi's parting speech is way cooler in Moon that in Burger.
>>137315250
He's baiting.
Is it true that only cucks play support roles?
>>137315467
Yes.
>>137314456
>Learn mana management
The fuck are you even talking about? With "hurr durr mana management" that 300 mana becomes even better.
Here's what you get with both combos.
Valor/Bulwark
+75 physical prots
+60 magic prots
+200 HP
300 mana
20% CDR
20% CCR
-4825 gold
Urchin/Discord
+95 physical prots
+95 magical prots
+250 HP
+250 mana
+15% CDR
+discord passive
+30 phyiscal and magical prots from stacks
-5500 gold
So why don't you rush Urchin/Discord? Because you don't get the second tier item until 1500 gold for each item. That 1500 gold only gives you 30 of each prot and then you gotta wait another 900-1600 gold to finish the items. You rush BoV because you can spend under 1k gold for the tier 2. Likewise, Bulwark tier 2 is only 1225 gold. If you have 2k gold and buy tier 2s you get more protections/HP/Mana from Valor/Bulwark than you do with Urchin's T2 item.
You faggots think about this shit in a bubble. "Well this gives more overall so just rush it instead of the others xD". You give no thought at all to the actual power spikes in the game. Rushing Urchin/Discord will put you behind for the entire game.
>>137315467
Yea.
>>137315187
Also I want to be able to use my abilities as much as I can. That's why I have them. To use
>>137315320
I like bait because I love the stinging sensation of my fleshed being pierced by something hard,just like cocks!
I mean this is me.
>>137313572
>>137315467
N-no its not, leave me alone!
>>137314861
>look her up
>find wiki
>archer
>short shorts
>exposed midriff
>red hair
its like she was designed to incorporate every aspect that could possibly please meand my dick
>>137315250
IT might sound better to you but that doesn't mean everyone HAS to think so. Learn the difference between fact and opinion. Also just because one sounds better that doesn't mean the other is the worst thing ever created. I like Wendy's more than mcdonalds. That doesn't mean mcdonalds is trash and I fucking hate it. I just like the other more.
>>137315797
To be fair whether you hate it or not is actually a fact.
>>137315320
No I'm not. I'm being completely serious. I'm beginning to think the other people are baiting though because I'm amazed at how stubborn and narrow minded they are. "The way I watch it is the ONLY way anyone is ever allowed to watch it! Every single other way is wrong! If you disagree with my opinion you're wrong and I'm right!"
I don't hate sub. I'm fine with people watching it. I won't try to convince you not to so why are sub watchers such elitist assholes?
I hate every single one of you.
>>137315467
I prefer support in conquest. Fuck. And I don't mind it in the other game modes either
>>137315467
>main supp
>work my ass off setting up shit
>adc just does dumb shit then yells at me after blowing his gold on crit first item
>if i call surrender vote they purposefully feed or play stupid to fuck us over
>reporting doesnt do shit and they tell lobby im toxic
>que up again this time its adc loki
yep just fuck my elo up
>>137316008
>beginning to think the other people are baiting though
And you just ruined your own bait.
Still, good effort, plenty of you's. I rate 6/10.
>>137316067
I love you Allison.
>>137315896
You hate it but that doesn't mean everyone else has to. Also there's really nothing to hate. It sounds like people speaking. I see no problem
>>137316213
... Alright let's try this. There is no way you're this stupid. What exactly about my posts make you think it's bait? Is it that you disagree with me? Get over yourself. I like dub more than sub. How does that make my posts bait?
>>137316545
You can stop now anon.
Can someone invite me to the clan? My ign is Barbacowa
>>137316545
We're full already Anon.
We don't need more bait.
>>137316324
>>137316008
>>137316545
The only ones that seem to have a problem with a language here are you my good sirs!
I'd prefer Moon in most occasions, but I still enjoy some dubs like Panty and Stocking, Baccano or Trigun.
I mean, when you start using
>stupid
>Is this bait
it usually means you care.I want to wriggle and choke in your hard thick baits more anons.
>naruto plebs manage to shit up non anime threads
>have the nerve to say someone else has shit taste
>>137316671
Stop what?
>>137316802
Again, just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're a troll. Do you, in all honesty, actual believe that not a single person on this planet of more than 7 billion people actually prefers dub to sub? Not a single person?
>>137316857
I said it before. I have no problem with sub. Watch it if you want. I don't care. The issue is they refuse to understand some people like dub more and dub isn't shit just because they personally don't like it
>he's still going
>>137317438
>>137317541
Only the dead shall know peace senpai!
>>137317541
Go fuck yourself. Why are other people allowed to be stubborn but I can't be stubborn back at them? You apparently lose an Internet argument when you get mad and if that's true I lost a while ago. I'm not doing this to win anything. It legitimately gets me mad that people are actually this narrow minded. You can like something without hating another thing. Why can't people realize this?
>>137317541
It seems that you can't mention Cats or SubVsDubs in /smgen/.
>>137317938
>not the f word
>>137318254
If the futa lover weren't such faggot we wouldn't give two fuck about their sexual fantasies
>>137318254
Right!
I forgot that one, thanks senpai!
>>137315509
nigga you stupid. Cloak of Concentration and Armoured Cloak are way better than silver talisman and silver breasplate.
The double cloak build is far superior in the end game. It just pushed your protection and power curve a little bit later into the match. If a game goes late and you have BoP and Bulwark you made a mistake, so you better be snowballing hard with those items.
>>137318479
Perhaps you meant:
>If the futa lover wasn't such a faggot, we wouldn't give two fucks about his sexual fantasies.
or
>If the futa lovers weren't such faggots, we wouldn't give two fucks about their sexual fantasies.
Reminder if you are sexually attracted to males and you are a male you are a homosexual. No matter how feminine that male you are attracted to may look if they have a penis you are a homosexual.
>tfw scared to play ranked
I don't wanna get bullied
>>137319948
Same. I'm nowhere near good enough at this game. I thought I would be by the time I hit 30 but I'm 25 and not even close. I'm staying away from ranked. Don't want to do that to my team
>>137315768
don't forget the thigh highs
Reposting cause yall a bunch of niggas
Im having issues with my paladin launcher, i got a code into the beta and now its not loading from the launcher correctly
Every time i reinstall it it stops at a random percent and wont go up from there
I tried reinstalling it 40 different times, then tried to restart my computer and then do it, still did the exact same thing and im still continuing to reinstall it
Both tribes and smite work fine for me right now, and paladins is the only one giving me trouble
I would appreciate any sort of help
>>137319772
Reminder that by this dude's logic, since pic related has a vagina, you are straight if you find "it" attractive.
>>137319948
>>137320141
It's too bad the actual shitty players had this train of thought. The amount of godawful players you can find is ridiculous
>>137320565
Attractive? No. A female? Biologically. Something can be biologically female and not be attractive and the vice versa, but that anon point stands. Your logic is flawed.
>>137319772
>implying I can't like both
Bisexual master race
>>137320867
you completely dodged his point. No, you dont find it attractive, but there are some men that do. Are those people straight or not? Obviously not, that shit is gay af. So the opposite, a person that looks like a hot chick but is biologically male therefore must be not gay.
>>137320867
Just like yours you dummy.
It is literally your logic with 180 degrees turn!
You are trying to make a Boolean value that works with "black" and "white" to categorize a "grey".
>>137321007
This is the truth!
>>137320726
I don't think I'm shitty I'm just scared to get BTFO and having annoying teammates
>that one guy who dies 100 times
REEEEEEEEE
has cedargrove gone too far?
>>137321782
yes he has
>>137321782
This is not okay.
>>137320338
WHY ISNT ANYONE RESPONDING TO ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137321782
Kawaii Khumba skin when?
>>137322193
No help for frogs.
>>137321782
This is in response for you complaining about the faces I think
>>137322193
Because this is the Smite general you dumb nigger.
>>137322990
>>137322193
We only care about anime, SubVsDubs, CatsVsDogs, dicks and porn.
I don't know shit about tiers but I know which gods I like to jungle with. Who's the best jungler out of these 3, Fenir, Kali, or Freya? Freya is probably a shit jungler but she was the first god I tried it with and I like her.
>>137324615
Fenrir for aggressive early game.
Kali for hyper carry late game.
Don't pick Freya.
Legitimate question as someone who's been playing smite on and off for a couple years. Where does paladins actually fit in when its up and running?
Is it the kind of game that's going to straight up succeed smite or are they different enough there will be reason to play both of them?
>>137324943
I'm not good enough at this game to carry so I guess i'll stick with Fenir. Thanks. And yeah I realized Freya wasn't too good at jungle.
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
SAVEE MEEEEE
>>137325084
There is no reason to play Paladins.
Just get overwatch if you want to play an FPS with unique characters and abilities.
Or just play TF2.
>>137325220
>There is no reason to play Paladins.
That's wrong, there is at least one reason: the waifus
>>137325220
paladins its free.
>>137325220
>get overwatch
>play tf2
I do play TF2 a fair bit, but I'm through giving activision blizzard chances to disappoint me. That game is likely going to be as shitty as HotS is, and I can't see it being anything significant after its launch month. I'd probably spend more time fapping to the characters than actually playing the game tbqh. At least with hirez there's a chance at some quality gameplay.
>>137322990
>>137327091
Guess we're the overwatch general too.
>>137327238
Overwatch has its own fucking general
Paladins doesnt
Im asking because its a hirez owned game you fucking numbskull
>>137327280
That doesn't mean that the maybe 3 people that play it in this general can answer technical problems.
Go to the Reddit where the developers browse.
Or open a support ticket.
What the fuck is the motd? It doesn't say anything.
>>137327682
>Go to reddit
>>137327890
It's 5v5 siege with the Mayan gods
>>137327890
It's random.
And every single one I've played has been awful.
>>137327984
Fine, keep asking here and don't get any answers.
This is a personal appeal to all members of the smite community.
The following three gods are bad and you need to immediately stop using them:
Fenrir
Amaterasu
Hou Yi
Thank you.
>>137328925
but my hou yi triple bounce cod style compilation man come on.
>>137328925
More low quality, stinky bait for my mouth to envelop.
>>137328925
Hou yi is actually good in all ranked modes. Also bruisers are a thing.
>>137329069
>>137328925
>have friend that's really bad at smite
>like really fucking bad
>got a good bounce one time on hou yi
>now plays hou yi exclusively
>goes out of his way to make "epic plays"
>they fail 95% of the time
>never takes the safe smart play that would work
its suffering, I honestly stopped playing with him about a month ago because it was just not even fun playing with him anymore
>>137329441
i unironically spend the first 10 minutes of every hou yi trying to do hot triple bounces.
>>137330052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQjFtnMl8dQ
Peep the hawtness at 13:50.
>>137321782
This is a so bad it's good kind of thing.
So basically like 80% of most of his work.
>>137312104
Hydras does it better
Who is the most fertile waifu in this game?
>>137331202
Nox has had the most children.
>>137331368
Most of them were asexually produced though. Clearly Nu Wa has the most fertile fields.
>>137331419
You know how Erebus is a thing?
You know!
The father of the twins of sleep and death, Nemi, Charon, the Keres, the sister's of faith, Eris and many more, who also happens to be Noxy's hubsband.
>>137331772
Nu Wa fucked her brother.
#TakeThat
>>137331820
Nox too.
#GetGud.
Bacchus is a faggot guardian that needs a nerf.
>>137331923
>>137331820
h-how about we justhave nox and nu wa fuck eachother, and call it a tie :3
>>137332742Even If I like the outcome, NEVER BACK DOWN!
Nu Wa is most likely infertile, her way of getting down and dirty literally means playing with dirt.
Nox has kids 4 dayz, even if some may have not been conceived by the standard way in some versions, in others they were produced with sweet baby making, most mythologies are inconsistent anyways.
>>137333190
I was going to keep my mouth shut, but you forced my hand.
Nox is old and looks like a granny to boot. If she isn't in menopause, the only people who would want her are reverse cradle robbers with a wrinkle fetish. What good is being fertile if only freaks want you?
>>137333281
You have seen her model, her skin is smooth as fuck.
You are just salty that your waifu can't give you children. Have fun playing with mud faggot.
Also all gods are old as fuck.
>Gods
>Menopause
>Aging
Oookayyy.
>>137333479
Next you'll say liking Scylla doesn't make you a pedophile.
Your waifu a shit.
>wanting children
I don't want any children, I was just arguing she was the most fertile. Hell, she isn't even my waifu.
>arguing about fertility
>arguing in favor of Nox or Nu Wa
>ignoring the literal goddess of fertility and fucking
anons, please
>>137333740
Did someone say Goddess of Fertility and Fucking?
>>137333806
Why are you posting the Goddess of Pigs then?
>>137333665
>Hell, she isn't even my waifu.Same, my waifu isn't Nox, I'm just stating the facts that Nox has more soil to be seeded than Nu Wa.
Honestly tho, where did the Scylla thing come from?
>>137333740
We are both wrong tho.
>>137331202
Does it have to be a waifu?
Zeus is more fertile than any goddess.
I want to git gud with a warrior. I tried them all and I only like 2. I know you guys have hard ons for tiers so which is higher rated Bellona or Tyr? I don't want to hear shit for picking a low tier god if I can avoid it. I'd rather practice with one that's actually viable in competitive.
>>137334123
Bellona. All those nerfs did not stop the Bell.
>>137322551
Well then he failed because those men's faces don't looked fucked up or crazy at all.
>>137334123
don't pick Chaac or Hercules.
>>137333740
I want to nut all over Aphro's midriff
Fuck you Jacob.
>>137336697
goddamn spic shut the fuck up
>>137336730
>Not longing to be in La Isla Bonita
>Tropical Island breeze
>All the nature wild and free
I think I actually have aids from playing the MOTD.
>>137336907
Don't forget the drug wars and human trafficking.
LMAO I am fucking invincible in joust as sylvanus. Niggas CANNOT kill me, so many times 3 people trying to gangbang me and I just walk the fuck away
>>137338190
This is what low elo does to people.
>>137319772
Here you go brah, futa fully explained
Don't let your friends play Hou Yi. Be a responsible friend.
>>137339280
>>137339280
spotted~
>>137339353
But I'm your friend
>>137339683
Fuck you Leah, you whore.
>>137339750
The fuck u say to me nigga I fuck u in the butt real good
>Game Is Down
>>137340107
>Playing on PS4
>Games still up
>MFW
>>137340107
It seems to be down every day.
How often do they need to do maintenance? Jesus.
>>137341051
They're getting rid of the stupid April 1st shit.
Everyone I see, besides myself, who plays Androxus sucks dick.
Someone ALWAYS fucking picks him too. Meanwhile they have a fucking Buck.
I can do reasonably well on Androxus, but he's weak as a character, meaning I can't really carry.
>>137341594
What are you smoking, Otis?
What could have possibly happened in December and why isn't my elo rising like that anymore?
>>137322193
Because it works fine for everyone else.
>>137342136
>>137325220
>Just get overwatch
Overwatch is expensive. Paladins is much cheaper. The founders pack, which is basically the god pack like smite is more than half price cheaper than what overwatch costs.
>>137342273
It also doesn't look like a PS2 game and isn't run by Shit-rez.
>>137342265
You reached a plateau.
>>137342429
But is instead ran by Acti-Blizz and HOTS is a disaster.
>>137342429
>and isn't run by Shit-rez
Why are you here there? Why play smite?
>>137342631
Because it's the only worthwhile 3rd person MOBA at the moment.
>>137342429
>It also doesn't look like a PS2 game and isn't run by Shit-rez.
And overwatch has outdated graphics too and is run by blizzard. What's your point?
>>137340273
I didn't think anyone played on ps4. I have been because I have 0 friends on pc and the thing needs a refurb I can't be arsed to do.
>>137316205
I hate playing support because outside of Athens I never feel like I can be game changing. Even then I often can't make up for team mates who don't learn from their mistakes and are completely obsessed with kills. I get left in lane alone as the carry roams for ganks in the early game way too often.
It hasn't changed much playing other roles either though to be honest. I've had such bad teammates the past few days I'd have to be an actual god to make up for their failure.
>>137325220
>There is no reason to play Paladins.
Except there are, dozens were listed in the past thread. Go look.
>>137341686
Moderate success.
Reminder that the superior beings who got the founders pack in paladins will get a sexy skin for ares in smite, while the cucks who didn't get nothing.
>>137343074
If there were "dozens of reason to play," you would have your own general.
But you and the other 2 people that play it couldn't keep a thread up past 20 posts before it died so you post here just because Hi-rez made it.
>>137316857
I don't watch much anime if I'm honest but I've watched a fair bit of foreign live action cinema, a fair bit of Asian cinema, and I always prefer to have subtitles to a dub. Generally dubs are worse because despite not being able to understand the moon language you still hear the more subtle elements of speech which are less authentic with a dub. Actors on set are generally going to be better than actors in a recording studio. Dubs are also usually done cheaply which also effects the quality.
I think anime has more potential for higher quality dubs if the money is spent on good enough VA because it doesn't have the first difference I mentioned.
>>137342739
If you wanna party up on PS4 just post your ID.
>>137325089
If your not very good you would be better with the late game kali. You will miss opportunities to finish and won't make good enough use of the early game.
stop
>>137343235
Where's the Paragon general?
And we did have our own general at the release of beta, but most people play it every now and again because HiRez drastically change the game every other patch.
/owg/ is largely "THIS POSE," posts, and before was "THIS POSE" it was ded as fuck.
>>137343545
shitposting is the only thing that keeps me going.
>tfw April's Fools interface and names are gone
>>137344095
What are you on about?
>>137344234
The scribes and shit.
>>137344234
refresh the page, Lester
I've decided if I get a non-talking, non-calling, silent auto-lock loki, I'm just leaving the queue. They're always absolute shitters, awful teammates, and generally I can find something better to do with that time.
MORE BEACH SKINS WHEN
>>137224786
w-who is this?she's the perfect qtt-tell me she's an upcoming goddess?
>>137345181
Cassie from paladins.
Go play paladins andplay with her all you want
>>137345181
I think you'll find that she's,"Not too bad, right?"
>>137344461
I did.
>>137344476
I'm considering just leaving at god select every game. I'm on a 10 losing streak now anyway.
>>137345240
>>137345472
Too bad her kit sucks.
I love playing support.
>TFW finally let Copper talk me into playing Paladins
>>137346349
What are you talking about? Cassie is great. High skill level though.
I hate playing jungle. People are too shit so I'm constantly trying to save them and end up underleveled.
>>137347156
Same here.. Honestly you just need to get cold hearted in this game sometimes. Once I carried the game with apollo, not with kills but with split push, by complacently ignoring some team fights late game and leaving my team 4v5. Sometimes it doesn't work though.
And as jungle sometimes it's not worth saving your team mates in that situation, you risk your life too which can leave you even more under leveled.
>>137347156
Just play Joust bro.
>>137347763
Joust is horribly imbalanced.
>>137347763
Joust is the worst game mode. I'd rather play fucking arena than joust.
>>137345171
wait till the summer event
>>137348309
>chests
Just lost a 5v4 that took over 50 minutes because my team couldn't win a team fight. The only time we ever did was when I killed 2 or 3 of the enemy team alone. They then proceeded to push one lane that already had a phoenix down.
12th loss in a row. Love this 'skill based matchmaking'
Well HiRez finally decided to kill this game
>>137348948
That reflection one sounds fun as fuck on tanks.
People aren't even trying to pick decent team comps now. I'm done matchmaking ruined the game for me. I can't possibly do anything to help these people win. Is there some hidden low priority queue like DotA where everyone's a Brazilian shitter? I think I'm there.
>>137349180
Yes, there is a hidden pool when Hi-rez want to tank your mmr or if you haven't made a purchase in a few monthes.
>>137348660
it'll be like last year. they'll release like 4 summer skins, some avatars/wards/emotes. if you buy one you get a free summer chest. and if you buy them all, then you get a limited skin
Awilix best jungler or best jungler?
>>137349675
She's one of those all in types, if she gets ahead good fucking luck dealing with her. Behind though and she has no utility
>>137349246
I genuinely think there is. I don't understand why my winning the majority of games can take me from being in semi-competent teams that at least make some attempt at a sensible team comp and lane setup to people completely ignoring everybody else's pick and having 4 assassins in the mid lane.
>>137349939
I love playing Go Hard style.
I've been getting back into smite and honestly, a problem I have with the game is that very few of the characters really grip me, play style wise. I'm not sure why. But even when doing well everything feels a bit low impact/meh.
But Awilix seems to be hitting the spot better than anyone so far.
>playing joust
>enemy team has a Loki
EVERY FUCKING TIME
AND MY RETARDED TEAMMATES SET THEMSELVES UP TO BE GANKED BY HIM
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
If you're solo and there are two hunters on enemy team and Chronos in solo. How the fuck do you build? If I go def against Chronos I'll get fucked by the rest of the team if I go phys def I'll get fucked by chronos
w-when is paladins out senpai?cassie makes me diamonds ; ;
>>137354287
you don't have a beta key? they basically give them away all the time
>>137354287
drop an email
>>137353479
runic shield and witchblade.
reduce their attck speed so much they can't attack.
bulkwark is core on every solo warrior.
>>137354287
>not buying the founders pack
>>137354505
Not him; but how "all the time" we're talking. I applied 2 days ago and haven't received anything. That is not "all the time" to me.I also applied because of Cassie.
>>137357685
make a throwaway e-mail
>>137357685
Apply?
Apply to what? I thought the only way to get in right now during closed beta is the founders pack or to have someone with the founders pack send an invite? Did I waste my money?
>>137354505
I don't have a beta key, no.
>>137357578
I actually do have the founder's pack (or ultiamte god pack) anon (or at least on PC I have the all current and future gods pack, I don't know if founders pack is some PS4 exclusive thing, google seems to think its ps4 centric so I don't know).
>>137355023[email protected]
Why does it say the next pro game is in may when it clearly means today.
>>137357849
At the start of the beta they gave free invite code like they were candies
>>137357886
>I actually do have the founder's pack
We're talking about paladins ya ninny. I'm talking about the founders pack for paladins. It gets you into the beta and you get all champions and future champions for paladins.
>>137357886
Sent :^)
>>137358191
>All future
Really? This I did not know. I've got it anyway.
What is this Paladin game?
>>137358293
>Really? This I did not know. I've got it anyway.
Yep, they incorporated the future pack thing when the whole paying for champion thing happened. It's why you didn't need to buy androxus if you owned the founders pack, as he was the first 'pay' champion.
It's a pretty good deal just like the smite god pack. Although it depends if the game will last like smite and we keep getting new champs for years to come.
>>137358708
It's only a good deal if you enjoy the game, I find it p boring but that's me
>>137358993
>buying a game is only good if you enjoy it
Who'd a thunk it
Thanatos is op
>>137358293t-thanks anon, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me :3
>>137358708
So if I got the flaming horse do I need to buy a new pack to get all the future pals or what
>>137359531
Nope. Horse is founders exclusive, all champs included in founders.
If your horse is on fire you should be good to go.
>>137359591
This.
You have the champions pack included. No need to buy anything else.
Cassie is pretty qt. What are the chances they top her?
>>137360314
Ying and Evie are the cutest girls!
>>137360314
None.I've already made her in my AA2 class and fapped to her at least 4 times.that's actually tought to beat
>>137360545
>Evie
>Qter than Kinessa
>>137360618CARD NOW
>>137361005
Fuck off and make your own general.
>>137361005
>kinessa
>qt
>>137361161
This is /pals/
Can't you read?
>>137361641
> /pals/ - SMITE General
yeah nigga
>>137360545
>>137361005
As an appreciator of glorious midriff, Cassie is fucking GOD TIER.
I'm afraid no one else even comes close.
>>137360161
Alright cool, I'll play the elffu once and when the next waifu comes
>>137361802
/pals/ = paladins
>>137361005
I prefer the original without the gun.
anyone wanna post some filenames?
>>137303242
Chaac has OK sustain, OK damage, but he's boring as hell and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a Chaac performing that well in a team. He really is one of my least favorite gods due to his extreme averageness
>>137365894
He's incredibly clunky. Having the teleport to the axe really hurts him.
>>137361297
You can TRY AND RUN, but I'll find you
>>137366441
Yes, they should need a way to make the teleport quicker, most of the time when I threw the axe and use his 2 for teleporting I just spin because the axe didn't hit the ground. They should either make the axe throw quicker or made his two teleport you where the axe will land.
>>137366958
his late will still be shit its hilarious how hi rez buffs the shit out of odin and loki but other gods are lucky to get quality of life buffs his axe teleport is a shit escape unless its 1v1 and leaps are down
GAMBATE SENPAI!!!
ALLIED SENPAI DON'T DIE
This should really be a thing
>>137367746
>its hilarious how hi rez buffs the shit out of odin and loki
Loki hasn't been touched in ages, like over 2 years, apart from some small bug fixes. Only reason he's doing slightly better now is because of the item changes, with not being able to buy health and protections. So everyone is more squishy and that helps him.
Back in the warrior meta days he was trash and considered one of the worst gods in the game.
>>137333887
My point is supposedly you are saying Nox isn't an old coot because she's a goddess, but the fact of the matter is that like with Scylla a person is attracted to their body.
>>137338667
Just fap to solo girls. Problem solved.
I never really was into MOBAs but a friend of mine recently convinced me to play SMITE and quite honestly the 3rd person view makes a lot of sense to me.
But I need you to tell me that there are less 12 year olds once in ranked, because I can't fuckin stand people surrendering everytime the team is losing by a 5 kill margin. It's very annoying. Literally half of the games end in a surrender.
>>137371976
people never f7 in ranked you think early surrender is bad enjoy watching 3-12 retards f7 every chance they get
>>137371976
As someone who has played this game for around 500 hours (not that I'm trying to claim I'm an expert, 500 hours isn't a lot compared to some people), I would say that a team manages to come back from a several kill lead in the early game maybe 10% of the time.
That 10% chance of turning the match around is not worth my time.
>>137372239
This. Not surrendering is as bad as surrendering.
I'm level 17 but a long time moba player and holy shit I hate it. I just want to get out of here.
>>137372239
I love how our team can get completely obliterated in a team fight, like full wipe and we don't even get one of theirs to half, and people will f7 instantly.
Like, what the fuck, do you expect a different outcome next time?
>>137365894
I almost always do well with chaac, he's one of my best gods. and you can up his sustain and damage if you build him right and take advantage of his passive
>tfw jungling or midding and both your solo and duo are feeding
>>137372417
So you solely play to win and any chance you have of losing is enough for you to surrender? I mean I know vidyas have bad communities in general but could you say something even more defeatist please? This is beyond me. I have this game to play it not to win 17-0 every match goddamn it guys I'm upset now.
paladins tier list
>S+
Buck
>S
Barik
>A+
Evie, if played extremely well she is a nightmare to deal with.
>A
Cassie, Ruckus, Fernando
>A-
Grokh, Pip,
>B
Grover
>B-
Androxus, Kinessa
>D
Skye
Only one I'm not completely certain about is Pip, because I hate that furry little fucker and refuse to play him.
That being said, I would rather see a Skye in my game over an androxus/Kinessa, because Skye is relatively easy to play in comparison to those two.
>>137346771
GOT 'EM
>>137371976
Ranked is slightly better but prepare to be shit on if you immediately play ranked when you just hit the level cap.
On a scale of 1 to chernobyl, how terrible is aphrodite and how does one build her?
Maxx magical power with pierce and CD?
>>137377332
usually just max power with a breasplate thrown in. She's very ok.
>>137372417
I learn more when I'm losing. Because actually try and think how I could outplay them.
>>137377332
>tfw born 90km from Chernobyl
Rude
best goddess when?
>>137378756
Hoss Delgado when?
>>137378441
>This
How can people not understand this? Do you all think surrendering makes you better? You only get better in excruciating situations.
>>137380990
No. You get better by figuring out how you got into an excruciating situation and how you can not get into it in the future. If we're behind 30 kills, 4 towers, and blah blah, if we all got up and let 5 pro players take our places...they wouldn't be able to turn it around either.
You don't learn anything in the last 40 minutes of a 60 minute shitroll where your moron teammates won't surrender. You learn from the first 20 that put you in that situation in the first fucking place.
>>137380990
>i get better by being fucked over and shitting around trying to make up for it
>while i waste emy team's time on a bad match that could end earlier
you honorfags are the worst
>>137378756
Aphrodite?
>>137377332
terrible long as the enemy team has an odin .bruisers build(warlock tree,bov) some cd but you want to survive in teamfights so you can heal your team up most people agree to play her solo but mid is doable
>>137378441
Bullshit you do. Guaranteed you are just quoting that one video about never surrendering.
It's one thing to think about how you can play better if you were out-played in a teamfight or boxing match. But not surrendering when the enemy is numerically ahead doesn't teach you anything.
Who are you guys betting on?
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HIT ARES CHAINS
>>137382327
ya mum
>>137382770git gud
>>137382770
don't be ares
be the chain
become one with the chain
>>137383231
I'm beyond help, today I came up behind someone walking STRAIGHT, and I still missed.
>>137382770
Relax, account for the slight delay, predict where the enemies are going to move to
>nobody ever picks Serqetxbone
>spl game few days ago
>Kali got countered by Serqet
>no people either pick Serqet in to Kali or 1st pick bans Serqet is he wants Kali
I didn't now SPL games have such influence on the game
>>137383769
a lot of people fuck up their ults in console.
it's funny watching a loki miss their ult and just pop up in the middle of an enemy group
>>137383361
you've psyched yourself out. Just keep playing him over and over and over and you'll get over it.
Ares should we remodeled to resemble a bearded hoplite. Naturally, he should also be reclassed to a warrior.
>>137384224
Forgot pic
>>137384438
"Ares should have Odin's kit" is a meme on reddit
>>137384558
To be fair I think Odin should get a new kit as well since it doesn't really represent his wisdom, but his current kit also shouldn't go to Ares. Any threads about that?
>Bacchus
>the more alcohol he drinks the stronger he gets
>jumps on little boys and girls and makes them drunk
>>137385146
P accurate really
>>137385146
>tfw Bacchus
OUR GUY JIFFFY
Holy shit the fuck is wrong with the game today?
>fenrir uses ult and fails to grab an enemy
>twice
>rat uses ult to jump on the 5 enemies
>alone
>hou yi doing the same fucking thing
>trying to duel artemis
>at lvl 20
am new and even I wasn't this bad.
>tfw juffy
Tourney when? Anyone wanna queue or fight me while I wait for later?
who /juffy/ here?
>>137381654
I wouldn't say this is always true. I've been quite often in matches where the team tried to surrender, but after it failed we got our shit back together and won. Maybe is this sometimes due to the overconfidence of the enemy team, but I don't care.
This is enough so I don't try to surrender all the time. I usually can get kills even if I'm having a bad game and honestly people who try to surrender after the first tower has been destroyed in joust are fuckin cowards.
Nothing to do with honor man.
>>137386761
what happened? everyone loved Jiffy before. Now he's a meme
>>137387271
>Anyone wanna queue or fight me while I wait for later?
>asking to play with people when spl is on
>>137387632
Not memeing he is my guy I love him
>>137387657
Why bother watching, nothing of memorable value is happening.
>>137387829
Our boy jiffy is playing.
Support jiffy.
>>137387903
I went 2-0 Fanatic, I believe in you Jiffy!
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>>137388212
>>137388212
>>137388212
Which god do you hate playing against the most, /smg/?
>>137382770