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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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My man Killer B edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>Previous thread
>>137033192
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1st for best girl
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>>137224312
Excellent OP pic choice
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>>137224114
I know but they'll just refuse to post here. We'll end up with two new threads and things will get messy.

>>137224114
we don't throw a tantrum every time someone posts a character w don't like

>>137224468
thanks my man
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>>137224592
>implying the mods wouldn't delete the second thread if the first was a Rin
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>>137224592
>we don't throw a tantrum every time someone posts a character w don't like
meant for >>137224247
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>>137219779
Here's what I have so far. It's VERY rough, though. I figured he needed to be holding something in his other hand, and that every self-respecting plantation owner needs a nice long pipe. So here it is.

>>137219718
>>137220225
Thanks, you guys. You make me feel less ashamed.

>>137223549
If they're good ideas I would be down for it. Next on my list is a suggestion from a past thred: Nardo and Sauce on top of the hokage monument, looking out over konoha, having a beer.
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>>137224717
oh man you really are making progress
the whole pic will be a masterpiece I'm sure
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>>137224679
You might be right but I don't really wanna split the posting even if it's only for an hour. And it will just make our girl Rin even more unpopular.
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>>137224717
I'm having a kek anon ggwp
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>>137224864
Okay, but if they derail another thread when someone mentions Rin, I'm making one.
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>>137224717
Hahaha, I'm the one that suggested that! I just have like one or two other ideas as well.

I need to see if I can hunt down my graphics tablet!
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>>137224717
Oh damn, I thought our drawfag was gone for good! I still have this pic saved and made a folder just in case you came back so I could save more.
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>>137224717

Good to see you're not gone
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>>137224942
Yeah I'd be fine with this. I'm just not gonna do it myself. Remember not to fuck the links up!

Here, have a Rin.
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>>137225106
really, I almost forgot we had original content posted in these threads before
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>>137225591
you don't even remember this beautiful drawing?
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>>137225591
>implying I'm not a contributing member of this community.
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>>137225736
seems like eons ago
I don't have much going on in my life
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>>137225106
>someone has a folder for my drawings
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>>137226285
of course anon! I was just hoping you'd come back to us so I could save more.
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/YOUTH/ GENERAL

>TRAIN-AN
>EXPLODING WITH YOUTH-AN
>DYNAMIC ENTRY-AN
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>Its 'Ay' & 'Bee'
FUCK
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rin a shit
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rin a really shit
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Why does the akatsuki opening have both kisame and orochimaru working with itachi but no tobi with deidara?
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>>137226285
You should namefig when you're talking about your pictures!
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>>137226812
I get that B could go either way, but just what the fuck where they thinking with "Ay"?
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rin is so shit
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>>137227380
Tobi wasn't even a real guy, it was all a ruse
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rin is just so shit
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I love Hinata.
Rin is okay.
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rin is literally trash
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rin deserved to die
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rin is really fucking shit
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rin a shit! a SHIT!
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you all need help
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>>137227432
lmao
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WHY WASTE TIME COMPLAINING ABOUT RIN WHEN YOU COULD BE ENJOYING THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUR YOUTH
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>>137228581
this tbhfam
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>>137228581
Because shitposting alone in a dark room about which formation of pixels is best is the most fun I've had in years
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>>137228581
>implying I didn't spend my youth with a girl old enough to buy us liqour when I was 17.
now that I think about, thats probably why I shikamaru & temari
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>>137228712
holy fuck, this needs to be a banner.
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>>137229080
I'm going to screencap it, save it, and use it as a reply whenever any waifufag makes an overly retarded post.
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>>137228669
Gaara coming to Lee's rescue against Kimimaro was one of the most pants-shittingly awesome unexpected moments in the series.
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>>137229140
Doing gods work, anon.
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>>137224717
Perfect expression, this is really coming out incredible.
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>>137225736
>Itachi gives his life for the Union
>Sasuke genius that he is joins the Confederacy
>"I'm going to destroy the Union!"
>Realizes his fuck up
>"I'm going to be President the United States."
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>>137226812
>All the Raikage before Darui where named A.
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>>137227432
It's fucked up because it can be either spelled A, Ē, or Ei.
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@137226912
@137227375
@137227474
@137227563
@137227668
@137227757
@137227859
@137227968
The samefagging is strong with this one.
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@137232013
Rinfag is shit and so is his waifu
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>>137228581
That takes way too much energy, I'd rather just go take an 8 hour nap.
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@137232064
Nice memeing.
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It's Friday, where is that Anko fanfic?
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@137232104
>accusations of memeing even though he is a living meme
Your waifu is a meme too.
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>>137232270
its 4 am m8, people have lives
FUCK I knew I was forgetting to finish something.
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@137232278
You are memeing. You are as obsessed with Rin as Obito.
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>>137232340
>people have lives
>posts on 4chan
lol
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@137232396
I've only posted about rin twice and they were both replies to you.
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@137232685
Then stop.
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>>137232759
>>137232685
Am I going to need to put you shitposters in the corner for 15 minutes? Now share (you) s and makeup or its the corner for you.
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>>137232871
Don't tell me what to do
@137232759
You first babe.
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>>137232871
But @137232932 is a poopoo-head and I think he's gay too.
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>>137233025
>>137232932
Thats it, both of you go to opposite corners and stare at the wall while you think about what you did. And don't even think of trying to play with your gameboys.
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@137233025
>Poo poo head
Don't ever @ at me again.
>>137233098
FUCK YOU
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>>137233098
>And don't even think of trying to play with your gameboys.
THAT'S NOT FAIR @137233172 STARTED IT!!!!!!
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@137233293
>@{Me} started it
But you replied to my friends calling them mean words
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@137233525
You said mean words first and you don't have friends because you're a geek.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d82qAEnhkw
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I can't find my stupid tablet to do those sketches for Draw-ske Uchiha, and I'm hesitant to do it on paper cause then it looks even worse.
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got tired of drawing Hiashi. Rihanna's short hair in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA made me want to try drawing milfnata in her outfit. It's a lot harder to draw than I expected so I got frustrated with this too. I think it's just time for me to sleep. I'll have to cheat and use photoshop to map a texture and then actually put effort into this some other time.

Thought you guys might enjoy it even though it's slapdash.
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>>137234556
>dem hips.
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>>137234556
WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME IN THIS WAY, MY TALENTED ANONYMOUS FRIEND.
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http://pastebin.com/n2BcmJ4y

Rock Lee Ninja Pals spinoff eps continue in a few mins.
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>>137234556
Hot damn!
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>>137234769
>>137234608
>>137235072
I'll do it right for you guys one of these days. I also hate the pose so I'll have to try a new one.

Well, goodnight. Please don't die while I'm asleep.
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>>137236220
Sleep tight, little drawfig
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>>137236220
Night, enjoying all you provide.

Don't worry this place will stay alive discussing everything except the actual game.
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Do you think Orochimaru really is over the Sharingan or that he just didn't want to have to deal with losing 99% of his ways of being immortal when Sasuke and Naruto went after him for taking Sarada?
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>>137237287
Maybe he realised the efforts of getting it are a net loss to his overall goal.
Also the Sharingan apparently gives you an automatic immunity against his body snatching technique because of course it does.
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>>137236220
Hinata a fucking adorable.
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>>137237287
I think he's over it. Obito still has his hideout in the Wind Country (I think that's where it is. It looks like it in the manga) with an entire WALL of Sharingan. As Orochimaru is immortal, he certainly has the time to search the Wind Country from top to bottom until he finds it.

>>137237442
It wasn't the Sharingan as much as Sasuke's iron-forged will. The Sharingan helped since it provides an immunity to 99% of Genjutsu, but whether the Living Corpse Reanimation succeed or not depends on the willpower of the target versus the willpower of Orochimaru.

Sasuke had always been a singularly driven person - once he sets his mind to a goal, he achieves that goal, no matter what - or who - gets in his way. Orochimaru was just unlucky enough to attempt to take over one of perhaps a handful of people in the entire world who had the willpower to throw off his possession.
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>>137234556
If I can offer a suggestion, don't give her the lipstick. That's Bitchnata's thing and the blue ones are always bad anyway, making it look like the girl drowned or something.
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>>137237718
Well, Itachi was clearly one of the other people on whom it did not work. And since unlocking the Sharingan needs a traumatic event which if you survive it is likely to give you more willpower, in the circumstances you would gain a Sharingan you would also undergo an experience that allows you to better resist his shit at the very least. And we know how the Uchiha always get preferential treatment from Kishi, so you have all the elements to them being able to getting out of that situation.
At the very least that is immunity via plot armour.
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>>137224312
So which one of these niggers was Raikage when they decided to try and kidnap the heiress of the Hyuga clan on the night they signed a ceasefire?
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>>137238286
I am guessing either the Third who, having failed and sullied the village's name an hero'd himself, or Ayy.
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>>137238214
Orochimaru never got the chance to use Living Corpse Reincarnation on Itachi. He tried to subdue Itachi, who cut his hand off in retaliation. Orochimaru left the Akatsuki soon after.

Also, you now realise there has never been a skin of Orochimaru in his Akatsuki cloak.

>>137238286
>>137238414
The Fourth Raikage ruled when Hinata was kidnapped, but he wasn't the one who did the kidnapping. The kidnapper is only referred to as the 'Head Ninja of the Hidden Lightning', which seems to be a unique rank, probably similar to a Captain in the ANBU Black Ops, or perhaps the Commander of the Kinkaku Force.

Also, that's not how the Third Raikage died.
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>>137238519
I am sure we did have Oro in the Akatsuki cloak. Revolution even showed the recruitment of all of them.
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>>137238643
Really? I don't remember ever seeing or hearing about one.

Shame, should've been in the newest games. Would've been cool
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>>137238519
>The kidnapper is only referred to as the 'Head Ninja of the Hidden Lightning', which seems to be a unique rank, probably similar to a Captain in the ANBU Black Ops, or perhaps the Commander of the Kinkaku Force.

He wasn't blonde or a nigga, he was probably just some random hobo they got from the streets to do the job.
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>>137238519
Yeah I was interested in knowing which Raikage gave the mission, I know the kidnapper was some white guy who gets one shot killed by Hiashi.

That's really some old bullshit that they threatened war and demanded the corpse of Hiashi for their own underhanded mission that took place before the treaty's ink was even dry.

Then they have the nerve to say Kumo is the cleanest village because they have no Akatsuki members from their village.
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>>137238739
Samui isn't a nigger. Not to mention the Head Ninja was probably drawn and designed before the whole 'Lightning is all blacks' thing started.

>>137238748
I'm pretty certain it was the Fourth, since the Third died during the Third Shinobi World War (or was it Second?). Either way, it was before Hinata was born.

Also, remember that during a period of peace and ceasefire and inter-Village unity, Kumogakure was the ONLY Village to build an off-the-books chakra powered supercannon.
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>>137238684
http://youtu.be/nHN2QuOmTpg
He should be in 4 too, given he is in the Akatsuki combo. Then again I haven't yet had the opportunity to plays the DLCs.
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>>137238883
>Samui isn't a nigger
She was blonde though
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>>137238951
Gotta give you that.

Hot as fuck though, and gotta be in the top 3 for best tits.
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Reminder that Obito is very cool
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>>137239072
The coolest
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>>137239072
If anything he is a hothead.
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>>137239457
Pre-Gaiden, is Han the Biggest Guy in the series?
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>>137238748
It's a silly expectation that anyone is 'clean' in the leadership of mercenary city states specialising in some really shady stuff.
The point is clear that they were clean regarding this one issue of Akatsuki.
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>>137241280
More importantly, if he took off the armour, would he die?
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>>137241318
It's made clear that (since it's the hero's Village), Konoha is the 'best' Village.
> first Village
> all Kage's were upstanding and noble, four of the seven have been from one of the oldest bloodlines in Konoha's history
> never started any wars, only retaliated
> no making kids kill each other to graduate primary school (only to reach middle school)
> no psychopaths made by shitty sealing techniques, further made worse by father's assassination attempts
> no black people

Oddly, Iwagakure seems to be the next best Village in terms of being decent. They have their own Will of Stone that is near identical to the Will of Fire, keeping a higher-than-average number of ninja loyal to the Village.

>>137241462
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure his steam armour is just to pressurise, aim and mould his Steam Release.
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>>137241851
>Iwagakure

An anecdote from my teen years of rping on Naruto boards. Pretty much wherever I went there was this notion that Iwa was similar to the Hidden Mist village where it created nothing but sadists and psychopaths.
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>>137242201
Oddly, there's nothing canon to show that Iwagakure is bad. Deidara came from there, but that's about it. They have the strongest - and I think only - Kekkei Tota, their ninja are loyal to a fault, and the biggest reason they invaded the Land of Fire was because the Land of Fire is like double the size of the Land of Earth, and way more fertile.

Also, RPing is generally not an accurate view of the area and the people.
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>>137242429
Yeah I get that, just it was interesting that this was the strongly held idea of them before they were shown more.

pic just to test out this April Fools circle mode.
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wtf why are you guys suddenly namefagging just woke up
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>>137242681
The general consensus was that anyone who wasn't Konoha was filled with murderous psychopaths who would murder any Konoha ninja at a moment's notice, without rhyme or reason, even during 'peace' time. It seems to be that the first shown ninja represents that entire Village until overwhelming evidence proves otherwise.

Kirigakure is represented by Zabuza.
Sunagakure is represented by crazy Gaara and his sociopathic siblings.
Iwagakure is represented by Deidara
Kumogakure is represented by their Head Ninja, who attempted to kidnap like 5-year-old Hinata on the night of signing a non-aggression pact.

>>137243104
I can only assume it's April Fool's shenanigans. YOU'RE DOING IT AS WELL
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>>137241318
Ironically Konoha is the dirtiest of the villages regarding Akatsuki since they had a double agent in their ranks who still killed a shit ton of people and caught a lot of Jinchuriki for the organization.

And Danzo the one who planned it was also the soon to be Hokage when they were having this conversation if I recall correctly.
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>>137243240
> a double agent
Akatsuki had two Konoha ninja - Orochimaru, who was there for a very short amount of time before leaving - and Itachi, who joined at the request of Jiraiya and fed him information the entire time.

How many Jinchuuriki did Itachi and Kisame actually capture?

Danzo was also never in the running to be Hokage back when he was talking to Itachi about the Massacre. Hiruzen was field-promoted back during the First Shinobi World War. Danzo only got his shot after the Pain invasion.
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>>137243514
Kisame captures Roshi by himself though Itachi is there to back him up if things went south.

I could have sworn Itachi had his own Jinchuuriki fight too.
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>>137243715
I don't think it was ever shown, though. I'm way too lazy to check what members brought in what Jinchuuriki.
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>>137242429
I haven't watched Shippuden despite knowing 90% of the story. Do you know why that Iwa girl with the short black hair refers to Deidara as big brother?
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>>137243879
Kurotsuchi? She calls him Deidara-nii, which while can be used to reference a family member, it can also be used as an endearing-style type of respect, even while he's the enemy.

It's never confirmed that they're related, and I don't think they are, so I can only assume they were childhood friends and she looked up to him.
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>>137244068
Yeah her, and that sounds likely to be the case.
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>>137244665
I never really saw her appeal. Ditto for Shizune.
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>>137245410
Shizune is populat because she is a hot secretary and a hot nurse at the same time. She's got some tighs, a wrist boltedcrossbow thing with poison darts AND the ability to exhale a poisonous cloud.
Then there's the Christmas Cake factor too.
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>>137245648
Not gonna lie, I'd take Tsunade every single time, in all three of her shown ages - boobless teenager, hot early-20s, and mid-60s-looking-late-20s gmilf. And 70s-looking-late-teens Gaiden
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>>137245865
I am a bit conflicted about her. It is just an illusion and we both know it.
I would gladly help her train Pinkshit's discipline though, with me fucking her pink, hairy cunt raw while Tsunade facesits her.
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>>137246342
It's not really an illusion, in that she uses her chakra to physically change the physical properties of her body. It's not a Genjutsu - she doesn't trick everyone that's looking at her into thinking they see her as young - she literally changes her body until, at the very least at everything except her organs, she IS young.
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>>137246469
You'd think it wouldn't be much of a problem to enhance this jutsu to affect internal organs so that it becomes a literal eternal life jutsu rather than just one that effects outer appearances.
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>>137247237
Nah, there is some reason behind it. I know the Hayflick limit is part of her Genesis Rebirth Technique, but there is also a reason why she can't go full Orochimaru and kept her organs young as well. Maybe the Hayflick limit IS tied into that as well - she's just passively shortening her lifespan bit by bit to remain young.
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>Play ranked online
>Took a ranged team and enemy was piss easy
>let him win once
>He then goes into awakening and all my attacks are ineffective
FUCK
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>>137248137
>Let him win
Sure you did but let's say I believe you; why would you do that?
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>>137248787
Probs the same way Nardo beat Neji - overconfidence on his part
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>>137248787
Because I felt bad for him remembering what I went through with ranged users in S3
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>>137249398
> taking pity on an enemy
Rookie fucking error
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name
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>>137249398
I call bullshit because if you felt that way you wouldn't be using a ranged team.
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i am a namefag
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>>137250685
>i am a fag
Fixed
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I mean, I guess it's good that you're keeping the thread bumped, but I can't help but feel this would be considered shitposting and could get the thread nuked.

I guess you could be from /a/, and that's your plan all along.
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>>137248987
Neji was arrogant but his failure was not that. It was the demon shoved up Naruto's ass.
That said itbcoukd have been neat if Naruto just summoned that shed-sized orange toad Jiraiya posed with and had it tongue-slap the fuck out of Neji.
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>>137251680
A big part of Neji losing was that he consistently underestimated Naruto, because of the whole "You're trash and will always be trash". If he had lead with the 8 Trigrams 64 Palms, Naruto wouldn't have been riled enough by listening to Neji's shit to break Kurama free.
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>>137250132
But I like them now.
But during 3 I used to rage as fuck.
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>>137242201
That's probably only because they were at war with Konoha during Kakashi Gaiden and because they "killed" Obito

There was never any indication of them pulling shit like the bloody mist's chunnin exams or attacking other villages in times of peace
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>>137243879
Oonoki was Deidara's master and Kurotsuchi is Onooki's granddaughter. They are around the same age so she probably considered him to be like an older brother
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>>137252083
I wonder if they ever fugged.
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>>137252398
He probably gave her the best fingerbanging of her entire life
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>>137252398
Deidara only hatefucks. Like he wanted to do to Itachi and Tobi
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>>137252692
And Sasuke. Pretty much all Uchiha.
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>>137252398
Kurotsuchi looked like 13 in that flashback where Deidara left, so I doubt it

Not to mention we're talking about Kishi here. Underage, unmarried sex? Of course not
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>>137252802
> a talented mangaka will never get the ok to make a spin-off series that doesn't have a problem with going into the themes that Kishi autistically avoided like the plague
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>>137252802
Where did the 'kishi is a puritan' meme come from?
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>>137252802
Isn't that flashback anime only?

Kurotsuchi is only a year younger than Deidara for whatever that's worth
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>>137253179
I don't know if he's ever straight-up said he's a puritan it in an interview, but I know he HAS said that he feels physically uncomfortable even THINKING about drawing romantically intimate scenes.
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>>137252802
I don't actually recall the flashback and presumed they were of the appropriate age.
She looks early twenties in Part 2, as did Deidara. When did he leave the village?
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stop namefagging retards
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>>137253643
> he doesn't realise it's April Fools
> he doesn't realise he's also a namefag
> he doesn't realise he's the biggest retard
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>>137253695
>> he doesn't realise he's also a namefag
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>>137253979
>Says the fellow namefag.
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>>137253643
>>137254270
Well yeah, no shit. I've noticed it's happening for hours.
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>>137234556
Woah damn

Also nice April fools thing, 4chan
We Facebook now
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>>137254478
>04/02/16
It's April Fools here, bruh.
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>>137255032
I...I realise this. That's why it's happening. Because it's April Fools for you guys. Us in Upsidedownland have just passed midnight.
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>>137251858
Sragging the fight out sort of made sensw though. He kept aces up his sleeve and wrecked Naruto with simpler stuff so he could reveal them either should the fight turn sour or in a later bout in the tournament.
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>>137257438
I honestly think Neji would've won if he had kept his fucking mouth shut and hadn't made Naruto so mad from his "You're trash" spiel.
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>>137257535
That is pretty standard villain behaviour though, especially in this manga.
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>>137258550
Oh, I know. But this manga is retarded, as are 99.99999% of the characters in it.
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>>137258716
>tfw Itachi is that 1%
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>>137258865
> ok gang
> I'm immortal
> I have instantly refilling chakra
> I have one of the most powerful Genjutsu in the world
> I have an in-depth knowledge of Uchiha history
> My brother and I form an incredible tag-team
> My Susano'o happens to have a shield that can DEFLECT ANY ATTACK and CHANGE ITS PROPERTIES
> It also has a sword that can seal the soul of anything it touches - such as, oh, I don't know, other immortal zombies bound to this world by their souls
> I COULD go help in this war and end it single handedly
> OR
> OR
> I don't
> Bye nerds

Nah, he's part of the 99.99999%
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>>137258865
I wonder if Itachi does his own toenails or if he gets someone like Kisame, or perhaps Konan, to do them for him.
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>>137259243
To be fair if Madara did not meme his way out of being dispelled somehow, shutting Kabuto's shit down would have essentially been the end of the war right there.
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>>137224312
Does Tsunade make top 10 in this game? If not where does she rank?
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>>137259926
No, Obito still had the juubi and the entire jobber alliance couldn't do shit about it until after Sasuke and the hokages arrived
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>>137259926
I still think Golden Boy Itachi would've given Madara (at least pre-Jinchuuriki) a run for his money.

> How do you like a meteor?
> Yata Mirror
> Yata wha- ALRIGHT, TWO METEORS!
> Yata Mirror
> The fuck is a Yata Mirror? WOOD RELEASE
> Yata Mirror
> PERFECT FORM SUSAN'O
> Yata Mirror
> WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK CUNT. GREAT FIRE DESTRUCTION
> Itachi slides over to Madara like a smooth criminal
> crawls right up behind him
> runs his tongue over his ear
> whispers
> "Yata...Mirror"
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>>137260183
The ten tails would be a factor, yes. But removing an undying Madara with infinite chakra as well as all the other zombies in a way that only Itachi could pull off made more sense unless you read the retarded mess that was the plot of the war.
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>>137260304
Where the hell did he even get those things anyway?
And what the fuck was wrong with Kishi to make them up in the first place?
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>>137260183
Yata Mirror to all of that. It's the most broken item in the entire series.

> canonically deflects anything
> Truth-Seeking Balls?
> Bijuudama?
> Taijutsu?
> Regular ninjutsu?
> Senjutsu (if Obito can even use it. I don't think so)
> Fuck all that noise, I'm just gonna change it's properties to deflect that specific attack.

>>137260904
It's never explained where, when or how. His Susano'o just had them from the very start.

The weapons themselves, like a fuckton of stuff to do with the Uchiha, is based off Japanese mythology. Itachi just got it because he is the aforementioned Golden Boy
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>>137260130
HELLO??
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>>137261891
Top ten are all Uchiha scum.
And any character is more than workable in these games, there aren't that many differences in potential or in capabilities. The only exception is the broken as fuck Uchiha lot. And Minato as well as Nagato/Pein.
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>page ten
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>>137265886
hi cecelia u r cute
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>>137266097
Thanks dolores. :^)
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>>137267830
fuck off bob u aren't cecelia
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>>137268818
Don't talk to bob like that betsy
I bet your rinfag too
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>>137266097
>>137269207
kek
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>>137269207
Deloris, you're my new waifu
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OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SCARED
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>>137269696
oh shit irons man's daughter! hi babe
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>>137269696
This is the future moot wanted for us
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>>137269841
If it wasn't white/grey and the images weren't little circles I might be okay with it, actually.

But my eyes are too used to the tomorrow theme to use anything else. But if I invert my screen colors it can be kind of like the tomorrow theme... Of course now the images are fucked up but I kind of like it.
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>>137270313
Guys I think I might actually be retarded. obviously when you invert your screen it doesn't change the actual colors. I thought I was screencapping the inverted colors.

Someone please kill me.
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>>137270313
I could show you how to revert back but you need to suck my cock first
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>>137270578
I know how to revert it back, thanks. I just thought for a minute that the screencap would preserve the inverted colors.
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Glad to see every website is fighting hand over fist for the worst design this year
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Mobile is still regular guys.

Of course mobile sucks
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>>137271825
Is that a ninja turtle I see?
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>>137271825
i like that nextgen ninja gear. it's similar to raiden
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>>137272905
Why haven't they invented guns?
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>>137272905
>>137271825
we cyber ninjas now
1010 being sundowner when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91N1i2zlMA
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>>137273287
anyone with guns would just end up being irrelevant like tenten is with "lol throw weapons"
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>>137273536
>that loser
>doing anything
>ever
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Why are the Uchihas considered unbalanced?
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>>137273287
>guns
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>>137273875
How horribly would Lee have maimed Temari if they let him?
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>>137273536
>lost off screen
lol
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>>137273814
Tenten is just shit, Sasuke and Itachi used weapons and were actually capable of hitting people with them.
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>>137273940
Considering she kept up with Sasuke after he gained Lee base speed I think she'd be fine here.

If Lee had her in a official match then as soon as he removes his weights she'd be completely outmatched.
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>>137274748
Didn't Sasuke wreck her in that anime only fight without even trying?

Also, Sasuke gained the same speed as Lee without the weights.
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>>137272905
Soooo
Cyber ninjas confirmed?
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>>137273940
I dunno. The implication seems to be that Temari is stronger than Lee with the weights on and without them he knocks her around.

For what it's worth, they're in the same physical strength tier according to the databook . . .
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>>137278002
>anime only temari vs sauce
>no neji v sauce
Wow thanks
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>Got up
>went to /vg/
>went to /nsunsg/
>see thread layout
>instantly realize it's April 1st
Oh, 4chan got me this time. My face was like pic related when I first saw the layout.
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>>137279347
what do you think about this? >>137271825
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liquid or clg?
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>>137281985
>the date
>yes the date
>....
>....
>We've received confirmed reports that they've move the date of the execution
>Yes, they've changed the date of Rukia's execution
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>>137275578
>Lee without the weights

Ah, well then guess Lee gets knocked around by her fan and loses unless he decides to go Gates.
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>>137279347
cant even change the color sceme, or at least it doesnt work for me unless i do the verification or see the post successful screen
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>>137271825
tl anon?
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>>137281985
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
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Someone give me a meme theme team to take online
603F2F2
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>new jojo out
at least i have something to watch while i wait for the fillers to end
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>Post yfw it turns out that toneri is actually mitsuki's dad
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>>137283016
Are we gonna have another daddy chase with Mitzuki this time?
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>>137283016
>Post yfw Mitsuki is actually a kid Toneri with all his memories wiped out
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>>137283016
From what we've seen in the previews, Suigetsu seems like the more likely choice
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>>137283258
>Implying
There's no way, it even shows toneri in the previews.
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>>137283432
Where? The previews only had Mitsuki, Orochimaru and Suigetsu
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>>137283690
The page that shows the mitsuki tale or whatever it has toneri right beside it.
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>>137283793
care to show it?
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>>137282236
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>>137283986
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>>137284365
That is Mitsuki
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>>137284676
>That's mitsuki
He looks just like Toneri then.
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>>137284365
That's not Toneri, you beanbag.
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>>137284365
Is he standing on a stool or something? He should be at Naruto's shoulder if not lower.
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>>137284858
>>137284676
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>>137285197
Whoops sorry i labelled it wrong that's mitsuki
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>>137285197
Sry m8 but they have the same image you think is Toneri right next to Boruto. It's Mitsuki in a robe.

I mean I would like NTReri to return but it's not likely at this point.
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>>137282884
What a disappointment
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>>137282884
>pinkshit porn
>its shit
woah
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>>137288227
Pink is workable, blonde is questionable.
>tfw no cosplay gf
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>>137282884
Oh shit
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>>137282884
>>137288227
>>137288639
>>137288646
>>137287898
Time 2 step it up
3368704
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>>137290017
>3368704
>1hour 40min
ok
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>>137290017
That's enough... Too far
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\__OUNGIN
O
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>>137290416
Are you the moba guy or is this a rin meme

>>137290213
Sweet christ
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>>137290621
\__OUNGIN
O
U
N
G
I
N
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>>137290213
>>137290289
>>137290621
I got'chu famalam
69466A4
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>>137275578
How did Sasuke achieve that level of physical conditioning in a month on top of learning an A-rank ninjutsu?
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>>137291514
muh eyes
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>>137287898
>>137290621
>>137291305
Okay, what the fuck is this?
>>
>>137291514
A-Rank ninjutsu AND an entirely new nature transformation! That Sasuke, so talented.
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>>137291742
Did the elemental stuff come up for bort or salad aside from the rasengan?

>>137291641
A Brave New World
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>>137291876
Bort knows like three natures already and Salad's got sharingan, super strength, and shurikenjutsu, but no mention of anything like chidori or fireballs.
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>>137291641
>they never fucked a cosplayer
You're missing out anon

>>137292021
Really? What are borts? Lightning, Wind, Earth? I didn't watch the movie
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>>137292241
Wind/Lighting/Water
I dunno where the fuck Water came from because I don't think either of his parents had it naturally. Naruto has literally everything that isn't a kekkei genkai but I think if he passed anything down it'd be everything in that case.
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>>137292294
That's p cute.
I am having the time of my life going through the cosplay tag on sadpanda
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>>137292401
>3/5 right off the bat
can you get anymore special snowflake with even his fucking red and black edgemctastic outfit
when is he going to dye his hair black and wear red contacts
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>>137292785
i thought he wore hot pink
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>>137292889
oh shit you're right
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>>137292785
Just wait till the inevitable eye powers.
or worse, if salad give's him her eye

>>137292401
>Wind/Lighting/Water
I hope we see a kickass thunderstorm based tech then.
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>>137293084
>salad give's him her eye
pottery
>>
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>>137293198
i don't think that's pottery, i think that's just every fanfiction ever by angry teenagers that want to kill sasuke and give naruto all the cool stuff
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>>137291305
Not bad
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>>137293623
>implying you have to die to have an eye transplant.
We know this from the gaiden, there's more foreshadowing someones gonna lose an eye than there is they won't.

>>137293684
I seriously hope you're meming J2
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>>137293913
>J2
What a great nickname
>>
>>137293623
I thought sasuke was king Seme for those sorts?
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>>137294649
beats me man

i'm having trouble remembering if seme is top or bottom
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>>137294907
Top.
>>
Spoilers for Burrito:

>Naruto and Sasuke will have roles. Although separate from the team.
>There is some romance although minor.
>There are remnants of the Juubi running around similar to that eyeball monster that was with Shin.
>There is this new organization called "Kuromaku"(Black Curtain). They are some kind of cult that worships Kaguya and desire to return her to the world. Members originate from one artificial village known as "Kagegakure" The village hidden in Shadows/Shade. The kid with the blonde & black hair with the pink in the teaser image is a member.
>Amegakure also plays a role. It has been taken over be a resistance that opposed Pain. But the regime has became even more dogmatic than when it was under Nagato. The new leader of Amegakure is a false messiah known as Otō-sama/Father.
>Boruto will meet this old man on a giant turtle who is suppose to train him.
>Sarada will gain a summoning contract with Cats.
>Mitzuki knows some kind of snake sage mode.
>The moon will split in half(again). Toneri wasn't mentioned.
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>>137296318
>The second arc will feature Hidan returning along with his God; Jashin and his followers. He's an Otsutsuki.
>Shikadai's team will play major part in this.
>Orochimaru is the key to Jashin's downfall.
>Boruto and Sarada will unlock Asura and Indra's power.
>Sarada learns about Itachi and the rest of her family. The knowledge leads to some " hard crisis".
>Those Uchiha clones that Kabuto takes care of become something similar to the police corps like the regular Uchiha clan.
>Butterfly mode is confirmed for Chouchou.
>Shikamaru gets struck down by Hidan(It wasn't clear if that means he dies from him or just a bad defeat).
>There is a Jashin follower named "Ayumu" who is able to regenerate limbs that are destroyed. There is also one that can still move their limbs when cut off.
>Mirai is the one who finishes off Hidan. She incinerates him.

>The last arc will have everyone against an adversary called "Kokudaio" Black King.
>It was the enemy that Kaguya prepared her Zetsu army for. It's some kind of dimensional abomination that zaps the life out of worlds into dry, dark husks.
>Naruto comes down with some kind of illness.
>There is a death count in this arc. Gaara, Killer Bee, Suigetsu, Kakashi, Shino and the Toads are suppose to die.
>There is this bizarre guy named "Kirushika" who knows a "secret".
>Sasuke makes a pact with something/someone. This earns anger from Sakura.
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>>137296318
>The village hidden in Shadows/Shade
That was my fucking OC, Donut Steel's village almost a fucking decade ago
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>>137293623
Ugh, all those Rinnegan / Sharingan / Mokuton Naruto stories. So bad.

I'm not even getting into the one where he time travels and/or becomes Kami's bestie.
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>>137296646
Yeah, you and 1000+ other fans.
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>>137296449
>>Those Uchiha clones that Kabuto takes care of become something similar to the police corps like the regular Uchiha clan.
OH BOY HERE IT COMES
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>>137290017
>>137291305
guy who lives under the rock here
what the fuck are these numbers?
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>>137297198
Saskue is to fatherless like naruto is to ______

>>137296868
I for one eagerly await the oncoming race war
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>>137292401
>I dunno where the fuck Water came from because I don't think either of his parents had it naturally.
Shinobi can train elements they don't have an affinity with. Kakashi has all 5.
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>>137297316
>fatherless
i get it
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>>137297337
>Nardo never trained in water to supresse sauce's fire
I'm baka
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>>137296646
I've been there
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>>137271825
>>137272905
Well this isn't something I expected. Goddammit Kishi, stop getting me hype on April Fool's day. Anyone translate?
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>>137279347
>tfw you never closed the tab last night when the thread was made so you've still got the old layout
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>>137300331
>tfw
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>>137296318
>>137296449
>my dad works at nintendo
That being said, mite b cool. Especially if it has the same cyber-ninja aesthetic as the Mitsuki Gaiden seems to.
>>
>>137296449
>>It was the enemy that Kaguya prepared her Zetsu army for.
I feel like I'm being tricked here
>>
>>137300331
>not enjoying a one of a kind social media experience, brought to you by Google™®©
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>>137298020
wind defeated lightning, and naruto could no-sell all of sasuke's fireballs by screaming really loudly

later on it turns out amaterasu can't burn chakra cloaks even, so so much for the pinnacle of fire jutsu
>>
>>137300864
>wind defeated lightning
But he never tosses up a wind release rasengan or a rasenshuriken up against a chidori, even at the very end where Sasuke was stacking up all his good shit into one ridiculous six paths enton chidori, and Six Paths Rasenshuriken didn't overpower Indra's Arrow despite being roughly as strong and having element advantage

Hiruzen countered Tobi's all-element buddha thing by using fire against fire, wind against wind, not bothering to use the opposite

basically elements are dumb
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>>137301113
>But he never tosses up a wind release rasengan or a rasenshuriken up against a chidori
He does throw two Tailed Beast Bomb Rasenshurikens at Sasuke to counter Indra's Arrow, which is lightning type.
>>
That leaf guy with the dumb hair and nice glasses, on the turtle island with nacho, gai, Bee, and Kisame. Did he have a name?
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>>137300537
Wow what a qt
Too cute too be Mei if you ask me
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>>137300537
>looks like my ex
wew lad
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>>137301790
You're thinking of Aoba aka, "Is it true Itachi came back?"
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>>137300789
I'm pretty sure 4chan is the only thing keeping me from using what I've learned while browsing and conquering the world.
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>>137302552
God that whole arc was a total blur. Why did Kiss FM off himself? Was it his pride as an old 'intel' officer? Did he even really care about ackasack?
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>>137303372
Because he was the realest nigga. Kisame ain't no snitch
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>>137305263
They should remake the miscarriage picture
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Ded?
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>>137305503
Hehe, yes.
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>>137307885
Not yet baby
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>>137308072
We wuz tayjutsu massas n shieet
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>>137308072
This image makes me uncomfortable
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>>137308298
HOL UP

>>137308528
How about this one
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>>137308743
That one I like a lot
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>>137309068
Save it my friend, it's yours
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>>137308743
i really really like this picture
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What was the edgiest quote in Naruto?

>Coolest Guy: "You called me the darkness, didn't you? Then I will make you wilt. I will take your little rainbow bridge and its seven colors and plunge it all into darkness."
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>>137309965
That's pretty edgy, but I'd bet Sasuke said something worse during his chimpout. Don't really feel like going back and reading all of that, though
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>>137309965
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>>137310713
All the edgiest quotes came from the Uchiha or Nagato.
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>>137308743
more
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>>137291514
Sharingan, nigga
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>>137298020
He didn't care, he wanted to have the perfect nature to make Sasuke stronger
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>>137308743
Is that a man?
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>>137308072
WHERE IS THE PISS STAIN???
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>>137309965
>Sasuke: "If only you were never born!"
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>>137309965
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>>137311630
its on sadpanda under naruto & cosplay.

>>137313285
95ish% sure its london

>>137313606
The bit with him at lees bed side was edgier iirc
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>>137313406
best i could find
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>>137313893
I dunno Ms. Meadows, I think the lack of cup is more likely than a piss stain
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>>137313859
>naruto & cosplay.
wow there's some good stuff
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>>137313528
That wasn't really edgy though. That was just Sauce getting upset about his repressed homo lust towards Nardo.

>>137313606
>>137309965
These two are EDGY.
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>>137314215
>Good
Buddy I don't know what galleries your in, but most of this is debateably hot.
>not having a gf to cosplay waifus for you
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>>137314617
having to deal with a woman isn't worth it pham
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Watching the Kimimaru fight yesterday and forgot I took this cap of a frame I paused at

It makes me laugh
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post fillerfus
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>>137316448
>when your girl about to make you nut so hard you feel it in your legs
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>>137315023
>implying getting to bang Temari, shizune, Salad, Ino, Karin, Yugito, Konan, and Haku isn't worth it
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>>137316712
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>>137317046
not in my experience
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>>137317827
Better luck next time Audrey
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>>137318310
thanks Alan
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>>137224312
OH FUCKING REALLY.

Studio Pierrot is so FUCKING SHIT they have literal YEARS of their garbage filler but when they have to adapt Itachi's cool novel they LITERALLY CUT HALF THE DAMN THING AND RUSH THE REST. Honestly what the fuck man.
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>>137320197
calm down they've calculated exactly how much time they have until they start making bort
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>>137224312
Threads are dead already? man what a bum.
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rin is qt but a worthless character
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>>137320642
so like Hanabi
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@137320553
You gotta try harder than that.
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>>137320197
>Fucking drag out their shitty fanfic filler
>Rush through canon-worthy plot filling material
I just want SP to lose the Anime rights to Naruto. They don't deserve it. I'm getting really tired of their shit.
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>>137320492
>>137320492
Like I give a shit about the cocky garbage kid Naruto has.

Shisui is cool as fuck and the whole novel actually adds things to Itachi's character to make him feel more like an actual person. I know there's REAL wank too but he's not perfect either, the anime is just focusing on Itachisus and deleting everything else.

Not even Itachi's buddy(the first one that died) was given more than 10 minutes, Itachi's gf was pretty much shafted too, she was supposed to scare the bullies with her sharingan(she gets it earlier than Itachi) and had a bunch of other scenes. Meanwhile Jiraiya's garbage filler had like a year run.
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>>137321264
It's Itachi masturbation at it's peak.
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>>137321264
At least I know the read the novels. I was hoping SP would save me the trouble but seeing this convinced my to stop putting fate in them.

Expect the other Novel adaptions to be butchered if they ever get around to them.
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>>137321264
Dang, I need to read the novel myself now
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>>137321384
It is but read my damn post, there were other characters that make the novel good, and Itachi while being super jesus he still has flaws, flaws that are just skipped over in the anime where he beats the shit out of everyone.

Shisui and Izumi alone make the whole thing worth reading, and it affects Itachi too because he shows another side of his personality when around them, something we never really see.
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>>137321578
>>137321664
You should give them a shot, there's a lot of wank though like I said.

To be fair though, the guy is just writing what Kishimoto did in the story, I mean there's not way you can't wank Itachi after pic related.
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>>137321908
Itachi wouldn't be cool anymore with flaws. They had to gloss it over for his reputations sake. Don't you care about the children like SP does?
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>>137321578
People don't care about the other novels except for shipfaggotry
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>>137322749
Pierrot does anything in order to not let Naruto die, expect the novels to be shittily adapted too.

Also Gaara novel is great
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>>137322749
>shipfaggotry
Speak of the devil
http://exhentai.org/g/739890/514a27345d/
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>>137322951
>Gaara novel
Whats the synopsis?
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From my point of view, the Alliance were the bad guys.
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>>137321384
So, just like the manga?
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>>137323247
I bet you don't even think the massacre at medical outpost 1 happened either you zetsu apologist
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>>137284365
If it was Toneri he'd either have no eyes, or Hyuuga eyes. That dude next to Naruto has normal eyes.
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>>137317584
Reminder that Izumi is canon, since it's based off Itachi Shinden novels, which are considered canon.

> Itachi CANONICALLY pulled at that bullshit in the Chuunin exams and canonically killed someone for real with an illusion
Fuck my canon up, senpai
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>>137324031
Itachi did have a gf but the novels are glorified fillers
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>>137324258
>crying his bloody tears
Punished Itachi in Bort when
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I wonder if they really did disable anthony burch
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>>137324258
The content of the novels are considered canon
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>>137325689
So was Dragon Ball GT
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>>137326417
Wasn't GT confirmed non-canon?
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>>137328606
Isn't the movies and Super proof enough for ya?
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>>137329371
What do you mean, dude?
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>>137329371
Super is an abomination of monumental proportions
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>>137325667
they had to since 2 people got Antonio Burch
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>>137332289
stfu herbert no one asked u
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>>137316712
do backgroundfus count?
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>>137332375
f-fuck you Natalie
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>>137332860
Ino needs a bigger rack.
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>>137332860
>those vaginabones
hot damn
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>>137332860
MESH
E
S
H
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>>137296449
>The last arc will have everyone against an adversary called "Kokudaio" Black King.
>It was the enemy that Kaguya prepared her Zetsu army for. It's some kind of dimensional abomination that zaps the life out of worlds into dry, dark husks.

Heh, just like how in the old EU Sheev created the Empire and his Death Stars as a means to fight the extra-galactic threat of the Yuuzhan Vong.
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>>137296868
Do you happen to have the original one where Tobirama looks outside and there are ANBU beating up an Uchiha much to his relief?
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>>137333683
Kaguya made the Zetsus to fight off Momoshiki and Kinshiki, though, didn't she? She knew they were coming and wanted to keep all her chakra for herself, so she started preparing an army, hoping to just overwhelm them with numbers.
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>>137291514
You know what's really funny? Sasuke was still recovering from the CS, so he did all that in 2 weeks
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>>137321264
In the scene >>137317584

What is the audience suppose to interpret when Izumi tells him "I can't give you that." meaning her Sharingan.

It's just suppose to be Itachi being envious and wanting his to awaken already too right? He didn't like want to take her eyes for himself at age 8 right?
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>>137321908
I'll never manage to find the novel, mind spoiling how Itachi kills Izumi? In spoiler tags for the sake of others who do want to read it.
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>>137334145
I'm pretty sure there's already translations, dude. It's done by Reddit and Tumblr, but most of the novels are, and they're fine.

Anyway, he kills her by trapping her in a Tsukuyomi so powerful, she lives 80 years of life in about 3 seconds. She grows old, goes out with Itachi, marries him, has kids, the whole shebang. It goes full Matrix, with the whole 'the body cannot live without the mind', and although nothing PHYSICALLY changes to her, she dies of old age, because her brain thinks she's like 80+. She thanks Itachi for making her happy and giving her a full life, and then dies.

It's confirmed that killing someone that way should be legitimately impossible, but clearly Golden Boy Itachi can simply bypass things that are 'impossible'.

He killed her first to steel his heart, believing if he could bring himself to kill her, he could follow through with the rest of the massacre.
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>>137333768
I got it
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>>137334347
Oh wow

>>137334349
Thanks Brobirama
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>>137334145
http://uchihasavior.tumblr.com/post/131833259591/ack-tumblr-didnt-like-me-tacking-a-read-more
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>>137334491
Have you heard about all the fanwank bullshit that happened during the Chuunin Exam?
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>>137334562
No, how'd Itachi's Chunin Exam go?
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>>137334672
Oh boy, strap yourself in

> his teammates died before the exams
> he was given an exemption, allowing him to take the exams solo
> in the written portion, he received the second highest score of all time, placing ONLY JUST behind Minato Namikaze himself
> in the Forest of Death, he set a speed record unbeaten to this day. Again, this was done SOLO.
> in the Third Exam, he psyched out his opponent with his Sharingan and won without lifting a finger or throwing a single punch
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>>137334802
Didn't someone earlier say that his genjutsu in the Third Exam even killed the guy?

Also I thought in the canon they make a point of saying that Gaara's team had made the fastest time of beating the Forest of Death.
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>>137334932
Nah, don't think it killed the opponent. He didn't have Tsukuyomi at that time - I can't remember exactly HOW he psyched out his opponent. It might've been with Genjutsu: Sharingan, but it wasn't Tsukuyomi.

He DID use Tsukuyomi in the beginning of the Uchiha Clan Massacre to kill his waifu as kindly as possible, though.

Yeah, I know Gaara's team made the fastest time. But that was before Itachi Shinden, so I take that to mean that it has since been retconned. Similar to them saying that Hiruzen was the best, strongest and smartest Hokage the Village ever had. Old info is overruled by new info (as long as the new info is canonical) as it arises.
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>>137334802
>he set a speed record unbeaten to this day
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>>137335187
See >>137335063

Old canon content is retconned as new canon content appears.

I can't remember the exact time that Itachi placed. I'll need to recheck to see if it's stated.
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>>137332860
>>137333447
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>>137335246
>Kishi pulls a Star Wars: Special Edition and rewrites this page to say they got 2nd best time while also redrawing it in his present day style.
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>>137335063
They never said that Hiruzen was the strongest hokage there was, just that he was the strongest of the five kage, which seems like bullshit in retrospect given Oonoki's hax dust release and A's super saiyan mode.
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>>137335420
Wouldn't put it past him.

Actually, I think it'd be cool if someone went back and changed everything to fit the current canon.

>>137335450
I thought they said he was the strong Hokage, specifically, when Hiruzen visited the students in front of the Hokage heads.

But yeah, A has Lightning Release Chakra Mode, Oonoki has Dust Release, Yagura was a Jinchuuriki, and Rasa has Magnet Release and Gold Dust.

Man, Hiruzen is probably the WEAKEST one. Like all he has is the Monkey summon, and he's learned all the Elemental Releases, which isn't a unique power.
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>>137335623
He could also murder-suicide with Reaper Death Seal.
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>>137335724
Again, not a unique power, though. It originally came from the Uzumaki clan, and it was taught to Minato as well. It's also not the only murder/suicide jutsu - Anko tries one on Orochimaru - it only failed because the Orochimaru she used it on was a clone, and so the jutsu never successfully completed.
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>>137333823
how were zetsu's going to fight off them though if they couldn't even beat the jobber alliance
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>>137335892
Because there were only two of them, and Momoshiki didn't know any Elemental Releases until Boruto shot them at him, any of the Shadow or Hiden techniques until Katasuke shot them at him, or the Bijuudama until Bee shot it at him.

The Zetsu Army would've been nearly 200,000-strong. PLUS Kaguya herself fighting them, and she would've been on-par, at least, with Momo and Kin. She could've just buried them in bodies.
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>>137335623
>when Hiruzen visited the students in front of the Hokage heads.
That was probably either Iruka being a retard or he was shilling Hiruzen to finally get a promotion to jonin.
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>>137337161
Or just bad writing on Kishimoto's part because he hadn't written in Hashirama and Tobirama in yet and hadn't come up with, respectively, 'insta-healing, Sage Mode, near-infinite chakra, and unique one-of-a-kind Wood Release', and 'most powerful Water Release in the world, created instant teleport, necromancy, and cloning jutsus, and initiated several programs in Konoha that turned it into the powerhouse it is at the start of the show'.
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>>137337161
>>137337382
In the very early days Hashirama and Tobirama were powerful but not the strongest Kage. At the beginning Hiruzen was praised as the strongest and for a while Minato was praised as the strongest(I know you all remember his fanboys used to say he could solo anybody) AND much later Hashirama was upright called the strongest with Tobirama right under him. Kishi was never consistent with the Hokage's strength.
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>>137337382
To be fair, it wouldn't make sense that the strongest out of all ninja presidents in all of history was weaker than Sasuke's terrorist brother.
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>>137335623
>Rasa stronger than Hiruzen

You have to be joking. Orochimaru easily killed him right before the Chunin Exams. At least Hiruzen fucked up Orochimaru for 2.5 years.
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>>137337891
Rasa was retconned up the ass.
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>>137337938
His bitch death wasn't retconned.

He died like a bitch to Orochimaru, deal with it. At least Hiruzen stopped Orochimaru.
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>>137337783
Poor Minato, he finally gets revived and all he does is be a get used to teleport and job to make Naruto, Hashirama and Guy look better.
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>>137337891
> being jumped and ambushed by a pseudo-immortal who has the foremost knowledge of jutsu in the entire world, who was also armed with a telekinetically-controlled sword is bad
Reminder that Hiruzen taking his arms essentially did nothing in the long run. He didn't even have the willpower to pull his whole soul out, whereas Minato, who was just as injured IF NOT WORSE, had the will to split a fucking Tailed Beast in two and seal it completely.
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>>137338040
To be fair, the latter two are better characters and the former is the protagonist.

There's nothing wrong jobbing for those 3.
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>>137338040
At least he's not a Gary-Stu anymore and his fanbrats finally shut the hell up.
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>>137338064
>being jumped and ambushed

Now you are making shit up faggot. Also, if Rasa was so great he would have been able to counter it like every other fucking character that has fought Orochimaru.
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>>137338194
Kishi fucked up the power levels. If the Rasa shown in the war is taken as the Rasa where were first shown he would have obliterated Orochimaru or made so much of a scene that the whole Sand village would go WTF and Orochimaru would have to flee.
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>>137338194
Is Rasa's death even canonically shown in the manga, or just played out in the anime? Like, I know it's stated Orochimaru killed Rasa, but it's never said in the manga how, is it?

Magnet Release was so strong that Rasa devoted his entire life to figuring out how to copy it from his predecessor. Hiruzen would've gone down harder than an old man with a broken hip.

Of course, as >>137338381 said, Kishi retcons respective power levels approximately twice a chapter, so it's hard to pin down exactly. I mean, we've never seen Prime Hiruzen, but the way that everyone wanks over him, he sounds fucking on par with Hagoromo.
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>>137338381
No shit.
This is all goes back to Kishi constantly retconing shit.
At least Kubob is honest about making up shit as he goes.
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>>137338492
>I mean, we've never seen Prime Hiruzen, but the way that everyone wanks over him

Thing is that the wanking stops as soon as part 2 starts, then it's all pure Hashirama and Madara wanking.
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>>137338568
With a side of Itachi.
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>>137338568
I could've sworn that Tobirama and Minato were jerking off over how powerful Hiruzen was in his prime.

Then again, I haven't read the manga in several months, and the war arc is so bleh, it's the most forgettable arc in the series, I swear to fucking god.
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>>137338512
>Kuba: "When I have writers block, I compensate by making more characters."
>Kuba: "Aizen wasn't suppose to be a villain, but I thought it was a cool idea later."
It still doesn't make him better.
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>>137338656
You better not be talking about Konoha Crush being the most forgettable in the series.
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>>137338707
Kishi: "When I have writer's block, I forget whatever I've previously written and add new stuff"
Kishi: "Itachi wasn't supposed to be a good guy, but I thought it was a cool idea later"
B R A V O K I S H I
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>>137338707
I didn't say it made him better.
I just appreciate his honesty over Kishi's straight up lies claiming he had this shit planned out from the beginning.
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>>137338656
No, they don't say shit about Hiruzen when they all get revived. They all shit their pants when Hashirama raises his chakra and Tobirama tells Minato that he is better at teleporting and that's it.
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>>137338843
I don't think Kishi has ever claimed that. He even said that he didn't think about Kaguya until near the very end of the series (though there isn't really a way to hide that)
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>>137338806
What? I mean the Fourth Shinobi World War arc. I remember Konoha Crush and Invasion of Pain preeeeeeeeeeetty well. I think.

>>137338872
Hmn. I'll probably reread it soon.
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>>137338824
>Kishi: "Itachi wasn't supposed to be a good guy, but I thought it was a cool idea later"
Now, now, Norman. We all know it was obvious Itachi was going to be a good guy at the end of it.

>>137338843
>>137338936
He planned it out with it ending with Naruto and Sasuke fighting. That was something hinted in the series along with Kishi upright confirming it years back. Details were definitely changed, but it did happen like he wanted it.
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Naruko is my waifu
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>>137340927
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>>137340927
ur waifu is shit belina
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>>137341553
no u
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>>137316712
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>>137341635
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>>137341894
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>>137341783
holy fuck i forgot about her and for a good reason too
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can someone talk about the fucking video game already

who cares about this dogshit manga
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>>137343048
> who cares about the manga
> the game is based on the manga
> the thread is mostly talking about the manga
Most people, it seems.

Rather than bitching, what would YOU want to talk about? What in particular about the game do you wanna discuss?
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>>137343048
Here, I'll talk about the video game.
I fucking hate red bars.
If you have a red bar don't press OK. Just fucking walk away.

Also Kisame is one of the best characters to play as in singles.
Just beat a Tobirama user with it at 3 frames per second.
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>>137342525
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>>137343048
I wish there were more comedic characters like a playable part 1 Konohamaru, drunk Lee, Naruko or Himawari.
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Done up a shitty sketch for Drawfag to see if he can turn into something actually GOOD for when he comes back. You here, drawfag?
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>>137343382
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>>137343970
It's 5 in the fucking morning, anon. So yes, sadly, I'm here. What u got?
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>>137344059
My tablet is at my parents house, 17 hours away, so I had to use pencil and paper. So it's messy and all over the place. Gotta scan it, which will remove some detail. One sec!
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>>137344154
Not a problem, man. Take your time. Also, I find that doing initial sketches on paper is actually really helpful, because I do mostly IRL physical stuff like painting and printmaking (mostly sculpture right now) so even with a cintiq I feel really clunky and awkward because it's so removed from physicality and I'm not used to it. Paper is a nice way to get a sketch laid out before doing the rest digitally.
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>>137343979
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What kunoichi has the cutest feet?
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>>137224345
>literally hitler unlocker
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>>137344701
Naruko
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>>137297337
its not usual for a ninja to wield more than two elements at jounin level

kakashi can use all five elements because he copied enough jutsu for that, he doesnt have as much control with any of them as he has with lightning though
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>meet all requeriments
>take almost no damage
>Rank: A
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>>137344531
Ok, so I was just about to upload it, and then my computer straight-up died for no reason.

Anyway, OHGODPLSNOHATE.

I don't know how guys like you get so good at drawing. I mean, well, I kind of do. I just don't have the patience to draw something over and over and over to get good at it. Pls make this better
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>>137343463
Who is the Neko Arc of NUNS4?
Tobi?
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>>137344923
If you're talking about story battles, your Health needs to be at more than 90%.
You can roughly measure 90% as shown in the HUD I attached.
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>>137345854
that is fucking insane
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>>137346056
Well I did it all, as well all as the fragments.
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whats the ougi kakashi throws a bunch of lightning kunai and then uses kamui and appears in the form of a wolf behind the enemy in the end? cant find it
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>>137346095
grats?
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>>137346139
Kamui: Lightning Blade.

Also feels bad to never get any more expo on Chiyo's puppets
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>>137346393
isnt that the one he throw the enemy in the other dimension and charges with a susanoo raikiri?
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>>137346461
>throws

fixed
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weird question but would it be impossible for orochimaru to gather dna data from pain's dog summon and use it to replicate the creature? it would be unable to split since the splitting technique comes from the user though
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>>137345164
I actually used to draw worse animu. If you could see the shit I drew in 7th grade you would feel a lot better about yourself. If I had any here with me I would post them. Like they say, everyone starts somewhere. Looks like it could be interesting, but before I get into it, what exactly am I looking at here? give me the narrative.

And: you do have the right idea when you say that you need to practice to git gud, but the best advice I can give to a beginner is hit up /ic/ and their guides, which you probably have already done, but don't take their bullshit about the long and grueling journey TOO seriously. And don't let it put you off. Learning to draw is a process, but easier and less time-consuming than learning a foreign language. Just have fun with it and when you start feeling shitty about your skills just stick with it. You have the interest/passion/drive/balls to have done this much and take the initiative and make the investment, and that's really all you need for the rest of the process.

I'd like to encourage you to stick with it because I think you're at a similar level I was at when I started and I somehow managed to get to where I'm at today and I'm the laziest fuckup I know.
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>>137347329
It's literally just Naruto and Hinata leaning up against a wall, looking at each other. Nothing else, if I'm honest. I might actually go over it myself when I get my tablet in three weeks.

I've never been to /ic/ because drawing is neither a hobby nor a REAL interest to me. It's something I do when I'm bored or when I have (what I think is) a cracking idea. I COULD put in the time and effort - I happen to have inherited my father's addictive personality - but I've only JUST recently managed to turn that from video games to getting /fit/. Maybe after I've hit my health goals I'll look into drawing more, but as it is I don't have the drive to draw in my free time. I just don't have the urge like I used to have to play vidya, or what I have now to go work out or meal prep.
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>>137347329
Not the same guy bug it kinda looks like Naruto who lost his leg instead of his arm, leaning on Hinata?

But then the legless guy could be Kakashi too, and I only think that's Hinata because of the jacket, tits and what may or may not be the white pupils.

I am sorry beginner drawfag bro, I don't mean to be an asshole. All I ever have drawn is stick figures and bad Dragon Ball stuff when I was like 8.
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>>137347715
I can't draw perspective for SHIT hahaha. His leg is meant to be behind him, support him against the wall. The thing at the bottom of his 'missing' left is meant to be his foot.

You're not an asshole. I just can't draw for fucking shit. 'Sall good dude. It's Nardo and Hinata, but you know, bad sketch
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>>137347715
>Naruto who lost his leg instead of his arm, leaning on Hinata
That's actually what I thought at first too. But what >>137347637 described is a really cute idea, and I can see it now looking at the picture. I'm going to do a sketch of this. Maybe try out a few different things.

>>137347637
>I happen to have inherited my father's addictive personality
Weird, we're more alike than I thought. Also /fit/ is a good goal too. You can't have anything without your health. I wish I had my priorities straight. But I'm still going to encourage you to learn to see and therefore draw from life because honestly it's a really good life skill to have. When you have time check out the book "drawing on the right side of the brain". My dad bought it for me when I first started with drawing in middle school. I sat with it for one weekend and the stuff I made was good enough to get me accepted to a magnet high school program for art a few weeks later. Looking back on it, the book pretty much changed the course of my life in those few days by teaching me how to see and then draw what I saw.
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>>137348540
I'm looking up the book now. Might torrent it. While it might be a good skill to have, I don't need it in my day-to-day life - I only really bother picking up a pencil when I have a really good idea that I can't shake, I draw a shit half-sketch and then the feeling leaves me.

You can get fit if you want. It's way easier than I thought it would be. I'm already down from 105kg to 96kg and still dropping, and 28% body fat down to 20%, and also still dropping. I actually need to wear a belt to work now! And I use the third notch from the end!

The reason I put it off for so long is because I thought it would suck up so much of my free time, but I work out for 2 hours a day, and I still have so much free time on my hands I don't know what to do with myself for the most part. Well, I mean, I downloaded the first five seasons of The Simpsons, so that's what I HAVE been doing, but for the most part, yeah.

But yeah, I'm stoked to see your better version of my idea.
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test
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is the webm anon still alive?
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>>137346393
Some things are better left off unexplained, otherwise you get stupid bullshit like: "magical ninjas exist because some crazy alien chick ate some fruit"
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>>137350134
Nigga that's just expanding the universe.

Seriously though, wouldn't you like to know why we have a puppet that looks like Mito?
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>>137346393
My kakashi doesnt have that. Am I doing something wrong? I browsed all options and costumes and nothing.
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>>137350705
they are either based off strong sand ninja or original ideas from chiyo or people related to her. i dont think she was evil enough to do something the likes her grandson did
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>>137350901
I'm still curious as to how Sasori did that, hey, let alone to himself.

Like, does he kill someone, then dissect them and remove all of their internal organs, line their skin with thin wood or metal, and then go to work incorporating all of the weaponry and gadgets?
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From all the bullshit they pulled off in this series, which is the hardest to swallow in your opinion?

To me:

>we cant deal with the akatsuki no matter what
>they keep kidnapping and killing our tailed beast hosts from under our noses and we cant pin down and kill a single one of them
>now, in a war with their revived bodies in a situation where they dont feel pain, cant get tired nor run out of energy and have backup from previous kage and strong ninja from past generations we can handle them because POWER OF FRIENDSHIP/ITS NOT YOUR TIME TO SHINE SO WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU KINDA QUICK

Also Itachi dismissing Nagato like a little bitch using kunai to blind his summons and simply burning off his dog while also sealing him in his susanoo blade. Like he dealt with a literal god snapping his finger and not giving two shits. Its like watching that boss that has been kicking your balls for hours on youtube and people finish it off with eyes closed.
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>>137351145
my theory is that he drained people's blood off like you do with animals and then stuffed them with his personal toys. he probably had assistance from some sort of jutsu or technique or used his own puppets to make more puppets while just moving his fingers with a bored expression. i dont know, i dont think he could be bothered to waste time with details when he had an army to make for himself and most people were commoners/citizens of little importance. he probably only devoted time and care to the likes of the kazekage, himself and other strong or personally important people [his parents]

i understand and respect your curiosity too. mine goes to pain's animals, itachi's fabled totsuka blade, how the fuck obito used wood style when he was just literally dressing kaguya's will, why kaguya doesnt use wood style herself, why sasuke got only a single rinnegan when hashirama personally came inside him to give him his genes while madara had to chomp off a piece of his shoulder and so son
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>>137351216
itachi is mlg pro gamer
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>>137351216
Almost every single thing relating to Itachi.
> Graduate at 6
> Chuunin at 8
> Master the three-tomoe Sharingan at nine
> Jounin at 10
> ANBU at 12
> ANBU Captain at 13
> Inducted into Team Ro, the Hokage's personal ANBU unit, at 14
> Took Chuunin Exams solo
> Got second-highest score of all time in written portion, behind Minato
> Got the fastest time ever in the Forest of Death (faster than Gaara is up for debate, since timeline shenanigans)
> Psyched out his opponent in Third Exam without fighting
> Did the impossible and killed his waifu with an illusion
> Wiped out half his clan in a single night
> Had the Kotoamatsukami before the Massacre happened. Didn't think to use it on Fugaku. Didn't think to use it on Danzo. Didn't think to use it on Obito.
> His Susano'o is the only one with God weapons - a deflects-anything shield and a soul-sealing sword
> He had the insight and wisdom of a Kage at age 7
> He was a double agent during his entire time in the Akatsuki, feeding Jiraiya information. Nearly a decade. No one caught on.
> Asspulling Izanami literally out of nowhere because Kishimoto had written himself into a corner.
> "The joke's on you, I'm not a bad guy, I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!"
> In the prime position to end the war solo. Chooses not to.
> Only known Uchiha with two COMPLETELY different Mangekyou powers - ever-burning flames and the second-most strongest genjutsu in the entire show
> Manages to nearly fight Sasuke to a standstill despite being about 75% blind and 90% dead from ninja AIDS
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>you'll never marry hinata

naruto did suffer quite a bit and deserves a comfy life i'll give you that.

but instead he gets

>a whiny spoiled son
>a daughter that can kill him with a touch if pissed off
>hyuuga politics to worry about
>konoha as a whole to worry about

having a qt at home is the least the poor guy could have i'd say. he deserves her i admit
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>>137351561
Does Kaguya really not use wood style? I feel like turning into a giant tree monster is kind of the pinnacle of that. Ten tails could also fire those cutting sprig bullets Obito liked, and Nativity of a World of Trees was a Rinnesharingan techique

as to why she doesn't use that stuff, kind of pointless when she has those nice spacetime and dissolving bone tricks
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>>137351561
Sasuke only got a single Rinnegan because to Kishimoto, heterochromia is more powerful than having two of the same eyes, even if those eyes are Rinnegan.

>>137351792
> a whiny spoiled son
Fixed by the end of the Boruto movie. Naruto took a day off, got ridden by Hinata for 21 hours straight (it's assumed), learned how to chill out, and fixed his issues with Boruto.

> a daughter that can kill him with a touch if pissed off
That's still the most hilarious panel from that one shot. That being said, if I was hit in the dick by an 8 year old who was sprinting and jumping with enough force to knock me several feet back into a wall, I'd probably be out of it for a while as well.

>hyuuga politics to worry about
He don't give a shit about that. He's already Hiashi's superior as Hokage, Hinata straight-up doesn't care about who leads the clan anymore, and Hanabi MAY take the reins in the future, but also doesn't care for now. The Hyuuga clan as a powerhouse in Konoha is over. The two heiresses just don't care.

>konoha as a whole to worry about
It's peacetime. I'm interested to see who Boruto will have to fight, but by and large, the Hidden Metropolitan City in the Leaves will be fine. This is the future now! People probably can't get within ten kilometres of it without hidden cameras picking up on them.
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>>137351687
How did Itachi program a Kotoamatsukami command into Shisui's eye without implanting it, and how did that eye trigger the technique without being implanted into a physical body or container that could sustain it? Are the eyes themselves sentient, like those Byakugan from The Last?

>>137351792
Nice to see him dealing with challenges that can't be solved by making a Bigger Rasengan, although I think most of those can actually be solved by his shadow clones
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>>137351687
> Master the three-tomoe Sharingan at nine
what is there to master about it? it was overkill for him since he could cut your balls with a kunai without even seeing you anyway

> Did the impossible and killed his waifu with an illusion
where did that come from? im waiting for that episode

> Wiped out half his clan in a single night
a surprise, silent attack. most skilled ninja would succeed erasing a good amount of people if taking them by surprise, even the uchiha
> Had the Kotoamatsukami before the Massacre happened. Didn't think to use it on Fugaku. Didn't think to use it on Danzo. Didn't think to use it on Obito.
i dont know his reasoning behind that
> He was a double agent during his entire time in the Akatsuki, feeding Jiraiya information. Nearly a decade. No one caught on.
jiraiya specifically? you got a source on that?
> Only known Uchiha with two COMPLETELY different Mangekyou powers - ever-burning flames and the second-most strongest genjutsu in the entire show
considering shisui was dead i'd say he got the strongest ninjutsu and genjutsu in the story until sasuke and nardo started sucking god cock
> Manages to nearly fight Sasuke to a standstill despite being about 75% blind and 90% dead from ninja AIDS
sasuke was a little bitch back then still. a fully developed sharingan, some ninjutsu and weapon tricks and orochimaru vitamin werent nearly enough to scratch most of the villain cast at that moment. he only made off with deidara because he had eaten orochimaru and it was an even bigger asspull than the former's demise by his hands
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>>137352029
>Nice to see him dealing with challenges that can't be solved by making a Bigger Rasengan

lol'd
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>>137351687
>>137351216
>Not liking SOLO KING
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>>137352029
itachi transplanted shisui's eyeball into one of his personal crows and summoned it, as to why would he summon the exact bird, how did it live so long and why did he stare into its eyes... KISHIMOTO
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>>137352029
> most of those can actually be solved by his shadow clones
RELYING ON SHADOW CLONES IS WHAT GOT HIM INTO THE MESS IN THE BORUTO MOVIE!

> How did Itachi program a Kotoamatsukami command into Shisui's eye without implanting it
Never explained. It's possible that he implanted it into the crow and was able to program the jutsu from there, since it was his crow. Otherwise, since eyes can apparently be chopped and changed with no big deal in this show, maybe he popped it into his own head, set the jutsu, popped it back OUT of his head and into the crow, and then waited from there.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Byakugan themselves weren't sentient. They were just able to be used by the Branch Family.

>>137352115
Most Sharingan start at one tomoe, like Sasuke's. It takes intense training to unlock the other three tomoe. So what I meant by 'mastered the three-tomoe' was 'reached three tomoe', I guess.

> where did that come from? im waiting for that episode
Came from the Itachi Shinden novel. Apparently they're going to do it in the show. I guess the episode hasn't come out yet.

> jiraiya specifically? you got a source on that?
I can't remember off the top of my head, and I might be wrong, but I remember Jiraiya saying he had a source within the Akatsuki who was feeding him information, and it was heavily implied to be Itachi. Could be wrong. Can't remember exactly.
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>>137352194
> implying hitting Boruto with a Rasengan won't stop he being a little shit
It'd shut him up for a while.
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>>137352403
>Hinata will never bare-bottom spank Boruto in front of his teammates for being such a shit
Life is suffering
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>>137352329
Yeah but I mean like just use the shadow clones smarter. Have them deal with signing off on deployment of chunin squads to quell civil unrest in the Land of Tea at eight in the evening while he celebrates his daughters birthday. Fuck Shikamaru, it's a military dictatorship and he's the dictator. You think anyone ever gave Pain shit for Rain Tiger at Will? He's the most powerful Hokage in history (alright Kakashi beat him out for like fifteen minutes in the Kaguya fight) but he's a bit of a pushover compared to most Kages.
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>>137352029
Kishi really should ser s professional about his thing with eyes. Whether a psychologist, therapist or a very highly specialised escort, it probably does not matter, but the guy needs to deal with that shit before he goes on a really weird murder spree.
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>>137352329
>It takes intense training to unlock the other three tomoe

dont the sharingan unlocking and development has to do with emotions? see sasuke's third tomoe [fighting naruto to kill], obito's going from two straight up to magenkyo after seeing his best friend kill his love interest and so on...

>can't remember off the top of my head, and I might be wrong, but I remember Jiraiya saying he had a source within the Akatsuki who was feeding him information, and it was heavily implied to be Itachi. Could be wrong. Can't remember exactly.

i do remember jiraiya was the on screen most interested character when it comes to spying on akatsuki. i do not remember him having contacts with anyone inside though.

it would be strange seeing the trouble he had discovering and then dealing with konan and yahiko and the rinnegan's powers.

if i had to make a guess...

>itachi reports to danzo
>danzo chews on and does what he wants with the intel, as in, nothing
>jiraiya goes full 007 until his ultimate demise, burning a frog's back with a message in the end and nothing else
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>>137352493
Rain Tiger at Will is a bit of a false equivalency there, village security is a different ballgame from having a doppelganger administrate in your place. Naruto's Sage Mode is basically a more reliable version that is nearly 100% effective and doesn't require a partner like Konan to deal with shit since he can just deploy a shadow clone to deal with small issues. I wonder if Konoha even bothers keeping the barrier jutsu updated anymore.

>>137352601
he's got an anime eye fetish and that's alright i guess, that weird shit's older than him
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>>137352329
btw is it ever explained why danzo sends itachi to kill his gf? was it to test him or was she up to no good for real?
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SIEG KAMUI THE ULTIMATE EYE POWER
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>>137352248
All hail, The Solo King!
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>>137352620
No, Jiraiya DOES say, when he's investigating Pain, that he has someone on the inside. He just never says who.

>>137352740
Itachi chooses to kill Izumi first, in the belief that it will steel his heart against the coming massacre, and to prove to himself that he has the will to follow it through and do what needs to be done. To him, if he could kill her, he could complete the massacre. Of course, he kills her in the kindest possible way, whereas his parents get a wakizashi through the stomach.

>>137352868
> solo king
> requires Obito to help him with the Massacre
> works with Kisame for almost his entire time in Akatsuki
> is part of four-man Team Ro during his time in the ANBU Black Ops
> fights alongside Sasuke against Kabuto
He's rarely on his own as it is.

>>137352484
> spanks him
> accidentally paralyses him for three days from the waist down
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other than madara what can survive 8 gates guy
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>>137353119
Guy, apparently.
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>>137353119
Itachi's Susano'o with the Yata Mirror.
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>>137353116
sasuke was more of a burden than anything in this fight

he dragged himself into it and had to be saved like the little bitch he is all the time

>aw my god its so loud!
>WHY ISNT MY SUSANOO PROTECTING ME
>WHY DOESNT MY EYE ILLUSION WORK
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>>137353116
Why didn't he kill his parents in the most humane way possible

Honestly just using his absurd stealth abilities to kill Izumi and his parents before they even knew what was happening by I dunno, beheading or something instant might have been nicer
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>>137353196
will the mirror be quick enough to defend sekizo and night guy? it can only cover one side
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>>137353237
Sasuke unbitched himself pretty good by The Last

I dunno why he struggled so much against Kinshiki though, I mean power levels wankery whatever but at that point he didn't know Momo stole jutsu and it's not like Kinshiki had any defense against unstoppable black fire or a Rinnegan genjutsu
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>>137353270
in order to use genjutsu you need to be kind of concentrated and sane

he cried nonstop when killing his parents, there was no way he could concentrate into mind breaking them into death

he was as helpless as them, it was either the blade or nothing
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>>137353270
Because reasons. He just chose to use Tsukuyomi on Izumi. It seriously was the kindest way for her to die. Still should've been impossible, but whatever.

>>137353324
Itachi could simply prepare it while Guy was amping up. It's a full-frontal charge - Guy wouldn't be able to spend time moving around the Mirror - his inertia from a near-lightspeed sprint past him would mean he wouldn't be able to stop in time for a quick turnaround. Not to mention the shell of Itachi's Susano'o would probably hold for a split-second, enough time for Itachi to reorient the Mirror.

He really is the most broken character.

>>137353409
There's almost no way he wasn't crying when he killed Izumi, and he still managed to trap her in the Tsukuyomi.
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>>137351216
To be fair, Sasori got hugely nerfed since he got brought back without any of his puppets, not even his own puppet body, that's like bringing back an Uchiha without eyehax.

And the stone niggers told everyone that Deidara's bombs can be defused with lightning.

It was still stupid that they got sealed by team forgotten characters and even worse was Kakuzu jobbing to Asuma's fuck buddies though.
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>>137353353
the villain gave him trouble because movie

and no, he remained a bitch in early/adulthood

>muh redemption travelling
>the world is in trouble and im busy but why not fuck sakura? who cares if she gets pregnant and the kid suffers from my ausence
>let me travel to kaguya's dimension for years to realize the obvious and only say something when its about too fucking late, its not like the world is at risk or anything
>i'll also cosplay snape instead of wearing an eyepatch LIKE MY TEACHER USED TO DO IN ORDER TO COVER THE EYE NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO SEE WHEN NOT IN USE
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>>137353496
fair difference between killing a qt and your parents though
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>>137353119
Obito and Sasuke
>teleport the fuck out of there
>wait until Guy drops dead
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>>137353570
I can sort of understood why he left though. Like, not only was it ACTUALLY a pretty important sort of a job, I'd fucking hate to live in a Village where I got hated stares by 99% of the population and they still thought I was a war criminal. Naruto probably understood what it would've felt like.

He also knocked up Sakura before he left on his mission. There was like a six month downtime before he headed off and when he and Naruto fisted each other.

He contacted Naruto as soon as he could after fighting off Momoshiki and Kinshiki. Their appearance at the Ootsutsuki Castle was the first time he fought them.

Why is no one supposed to see the eye? The Rinnegan doesn't drain chakra when not in use, it's just always active by default. It changes the physical look of the eye, but it's not always using chakra.

>>137353654
Yeah, except he chose Izumi to be the one that would decide whether he could or could not carry out the massacre, not his parents. He clearly cared more deeply for her than for this parents.
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>>137353508
true, ''information'' was on the alliance side. still, considering most of them were mongoloids, if we were to be realistic, they would still be in DEEP trouble with all the shit kabuto brought back

i just wish danzo hadnt imploded himself and stood there along hidan executing suicidal moves and pulling themselves back like nothing happened
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>>137353749
I'm disappointed we never saw Sasuke use Amenotejikara through his Susanoo or Naruto use his godspeed through Kurama avatar.
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>>137353830
why does kurama show up in a shaman king style chakra armor instead of becoming the actual monster it is like all other tailed beasts?
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>>137353767
Remember kids, Kakashi off-screen defeated six of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, solo, using a giant sword he was unfamiliar with.
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>>137353762
Everyone fucking loves Salad and thinks it's only natural she's talented since she's an Uchiha, and Sakura and Sasuke, along with Kakashi and Naruto, are popularly considered legendary heroes. I'm sure people who actually think about it for more than a second and look past how pretty Sasuke

>>137353871
No he can do that too. In the war it zooms in real close to Kurama avatar's eye in one panel while he's chatting to Kakashi and you can actually see the physical eye underneath the white chakra cloak covering, and there's of course the scene in The Last where he's writing on the moon. Chakra Mode is Kurama's special power, or maybe one he shares with the Asura transmigrant.
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>>137353353
Because the retard handicaps himself by not getting another fucking arm.

He could be sword fighting with one and doing seals to spit fire at him with the other.
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>>137353762
>>137353942
>I'm sure people who actually think about it for more than a second and look past how pretty Sasuke
is hate him but that's not nearly enough to sway popular opinion, especially when any ninja above genin saw his incredible feats during the war and have no context for all the shit he did with Orochimaru or Akatsuki probably just think he's amazing

>>137353974
It's real cool to see him twisting around and moving strangely to compensate for his lack of arm but you're right, it's dumb
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>>137353871
Because Naruto is a special snowflake and is the transmigrant of Ashura.

If you go to the Wiki and look at Ashura's page, you'll see Ashura's Battle Avatar, and it looks VERY similar to Naruto's.

I just assume that it's Ashura's chakra within Naruto creating the different look.

>>137353942
> Everyone fucking loves Salad
The sins of the father do not pass to the daughter

> Sakura and Sasuke, along with Kakashi and Naruto, are popularly considered legendary heroes.
Naruto, yes. Kakashi, not a hero, just a good Hokage. Sakura, HA! Sasuke, not a hero per se, just the sidekick to Naruto's hero. And people don't think for more than a second in this show. They're all retarded.

>>137353974
One-handed seals are incredibly, ridiculously rare. Haku could do them, and Naruto had to learn how to perform ONE hand seal while he was waiting for his Zetsu arm.
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>>137354079
Minato could do them too, Naruto only learned one because only one because only shadow clones actually used seals in his repertoire, if Kishi hadn't had such a fixation on that seal being one of Naruto's visual signatures I think he would have just had him learn to do it sealless like he does in the games sometimes.

Sasuke can cast a full grand fireball by just forming the seal of confrontation by the time of the Gaiden
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>>137353762
>a Village where I got hated stares by 99% of the population and they still thought I was a war criminal

According to the novels, he is regarded as a war hero by everyone. Also, Chouchou and Bort shill the Uchiha by talking about how awesome they are so I doubt anyone hates him.

The only people with rights to remain pissed at him are his former teammates (two of which are in love with him, the other one gave him a full pardon), the kages for his chimpout (they are now BFFs with him, see pic related) and the lightning niggers (they all seemed to have forgotten what he did as soon as Bee turned out to be alive)
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>>137354079
In Shikamaru Gaiden, Shikamaru talks about how popular both Naruto and Sasuke are. Naruto is considered the Hero of Konoha and the Hero of the Fourth War, and I guess the Toad Sage now that Jiraiya's dead, but Sasuke's still got a lot of cred. Shikamaru does mention that the populace doesn't realize how retarded Naruto is, how lazy and irresponsible Kakashi is, and how much of a stubborn shitlord Sasuke is, so they've got a great public image
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>>137354218
It's stated that like 99% of the hand seals take place off screen or off panel because of the amount of time it would take to draw/animate them all. Naruto only learned one because the Shadow Clone Seal usually takes two hands (the two fingers from each hand crosses).

>>137354254
What novel? I've read Konoha Hiden and it doesn't say shit in that. Then again, we all know that Naruto implemented a new course in the Academy called "World History: Why the Uchiha Are THE BEST Clan Ever, and Why Every Single Person Should Aspire To Be Like My Best Friend, Sasuke Uchiha, and Also Coolest Guy Obito (But Without The Genocide Haha)"
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>>137354079
>One-handed seals are incredibly, ridiculously rare.
Sasuke can do them in the gaiden.
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>>137353762
he himself said ''i dont care what you think of me'' when he announced his intentions of becoming a hokage, so no, i dont think it has to do with personal image

the rinnegan should be concealed not to save up chakra but because its not the sort of thing you want everyone seeing. he does cover it, just not in a very inteligent way

>im not hiding anything here
>wind blows hair
>well i got a rinnegan but who cares right?

plus nigga you're a ninja you dont show or use techniques unless you're SURE they gonna work or give you an opening

>eah, except he chose Izumi to be the one that would decide whether he could or could not carry out the massacre, not his parents. He clearly cared more deeply for her than for this parents.

i dont think it works like that. he loved his parents deeply but he knew they werent as naive as izumi was when it came to uchiha agenda and politcs. he still suffered far more when killing his parents, even though they deserved death far more than her, in his personal justice concept at least.

>>137353974
that would be a waste of chakra. first because none of his justu would connect second because even if they did most wouldnt hurt him enough to justify trading the blow and leaving himself open

do you play dark souls? you'll understand what im saying if you do

this fight was a study fight for him, he was reading his movements and learning how he works since he is a supernatural being and could very well fuck his shit up had he ran out of chakra or misplaced his efforts

of course the smart decision would be to implant another arm but his refusal has to do with personal punishment. he killed several samurai, a cloud ninja and attempted against the people who loved him the most. not having an arm is small talk for what he deserves -and- he knows it
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>>137354408
>Haku
>Minato
>Naruto
>Sasuke
with the only ones shown to do complex strings being Haku and Minato, it's a real rare technique
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>>137354254
new darui is a pimp
gaara got downs from naruto exposition
stone village qt was qter when younger
chojuro a bro
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>>137354426
> he still suffered far more when killing his parents
That's debateable, considering the facts we're given. He chose Izumi because he knew if he couldn't kill her, he couldn't follow through with the Massacre. If his parents meant more, regardless of their naivete, he would've make them the make or break choice.
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>>137354574
izumi was a test, like a laboratory rat

plus if we weight the consequences of failure its a little girl who can barely clean her own ass against the head of the uchiha clan. were he not mentally prepared to kill his dad you can be sure he'd be torn a new one and thrown in jail forever
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>>137354426
Kinshiki had enough physical strength to cut down a Shinju in one swing, I'm surprised Sasuke didn't implode during that sword fight just trying to block

Guy's Night Guy didn't even pierce the native Shinju, and it took a godmode Rasenshuriken form Naruto to pull the same feat
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>>137354772
> a little girl
She was the same age as Itachi - like 15 or so.

> the price of failure
I'm pretty sure if he failed to kill his dad there wouldn't have been an issue since, you know, he wouldn't have done anything.

The fact of the matter is that Itachi chose to give Izumi 80 years of happiness with him, living her entire life in 3 seconds or so, but didn't decide to extend that same courtesy to his parents - or even his mother alone, who was nothing like her husband.
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>>137354815
That being said, Kaguya's Shinju was healthy and growing, whereas the one Kinshiki cut down was dead, rotted, and drained of chakra. Still impressive, but it was a dead tree.
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>>137354815
melee blows are very easy to trade, block and get away from if you take his perspective

what would happen if he focused on jutsu:

>fire techniques: time, effort, low chances of landing, little to no damage if any, easily punishable through dodge and melee hits: you're now tired and wounded and have no information to bring home should you manage to escape
>lightning techniques: easier to pull off but still taxing
>genjutsu: he is no itachi/madara, chances are he'd expose himself even more if he tried focusing on landing one

>>137354914
i say little girl in the sense of powers and concept

>The fact of the matter is that Itachi chose to give Izumi 80 years of happiness with him, living her entire life in 3 seconds or so, but didn't decide to extend that same courtesy to his parents - or even his mother alone, who was nothing like her husband.

indeed. in one case he had an easier time ''being able to choose'', in the other his emotions caught the best of him. he avoided that moment as much as he could. he killed several uchiha before going back home. he suffered them their last words. i think even for him all that was too much. there was no way he had the necessary mental strenght to cast such a powerful genjutsu in that situation. he probably had to use a blade simply because he had no strenght to pull anything else off. shuriken throwing would be too weak. no concentration for illusions. fire would bring attention and could hurt sasuke. there was no going back...

i dont think we can conclude it in a meaningful way still. retcons and kishimagic play a big part here. most of what we're seeing now are asspulls done to milk cash.

>itachi's girlfriend!
>itachi's early life!

fuck that. theres no way someone like him could bother with his own dick.
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An Uchiha with frog summoning would be quite a challenge.

>oil for fire techniques
>since they're pussies the frog would handle the hand to hand combat

but i guess they're too cool for that
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>>137355261
> he preferred to let a girl live out her entire life in happiness than to give the same chance to his parents
> he loved his parents more
I still don't buy it, dude. You say 'Oh, he couldn't focus, etc', but I don't believe it. He's shown to have an iron-forged will on-par with Sasuke. If he wanted to, he could've buried his feelings, let them die in happiness, and then cry over their bodies after. They weren't going anywhere. They weren't going to attempt to stop him. He simply chose not to waste more eyesight-siphoning power on them.
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>>137355478
Sound genjutsu on top of their visual genjutsu, an answer for giant opponents that isn't the taxing the potentially blinding Susanoo, tons of utility, from teleportation frogs to scroll frogs, literally whatever

Although most of these advantages honestly apply to any ninja with the contract, not sure if there's huge synergy with Uchiha in particular.
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>>137355548
something i forgot to mention is that fugaku was the head of the uchiha at the time. i dont think he could be trapped in genjutsu as easy as that girl

it was also a situation with two people together, we dont know the extent of his mother's powers but i'd say she knew a thing or two to handle herself. genjutsu applied to two or groups of people are of better use when applied locally instead of personally

if everything ive said fails to convince you think about the show's perspective. would any of it make sense if sasuke was neville?
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>>137355645
indeed. my favorite summon remains the dog though, even when his iconic technique was pain's doing and not his

>a very angry dog that splits into another when you hit it

the fact it was beautifuly animated made me love it even more
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>>137355718
I know he was the clan lord. However, the only thing that breaks a Genjutsu: Sharingan is another Sharingan, and a Tsukuyomi is even stronger than that. Fugaku would've succumbed, especially since it was the strongest Tsukuyomi Itachi ever cast.

As for the two of them, as I said, they knew they were going to die, they knew Itachi outclassed both of them. Makoto was no combatant - she was a housewife, like Kushina or Hinata (as of Boruto). Itachi could've easily cast it on one and then the other separately. Neither one of them would have been able to break it - and it takes literally three seconds.

If Sasuke was Neville what? Either way, I'm not convinced.

This might simply be because I like the thought of Itachi having a genuine emotional connection to someone OTHER than his brother.
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>in order to deal with an uchiha you need to be a blind muhammad ali
>even then you need to be able to dig like a dog so you can get past edgelord samurai
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>>137355718
>we dont know the extent of his mother's powers

She was a jonin, for whatever that's worth
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>>137356051
i dont know, kurenai was a jonin. it might have to do more with competence rather than strenght, even if that concept applies more in the transition of genin to chunin. go figure

>>137355990
>If Sasuke was Neville what? Either way, I'm not convinced.

instead of THEY KILLED MY PARENTS it'd be HE SENT MY PARENTS TO MY LITTLE PONY SONIC DEVIANTART HELL

the killing had to be iconic, it has nothing to do with our reasoning attempts

i bet my asshole this asspull of killing the girl with beautiful dreams came at the studio recently

no way in the fuck kishimoto planned it from scratch

the focus of the series is showing the kind, good, LOOK HOW WRONG YOU WERE TO HATE HIM itachi. you cant kill a girl the traditional way if thats what you're going for
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>>137356247
Jounins are appointed personally by the Hokage. She must've done something at some point to warrant the promotion. Unless it was just Hiruzen circlejerking it to the Uchiha clan like the rest of the Village, handing out promotions like Oprah hands out cars
> You're a Jounin!
> You're a Jounin!
> All the Uchiha are Jooooouniiiiin!

I'm honestly over talking about the killing now. You're not gonna convince me that he loved his parents more than Izumi, because I like the thought of him caring for someone else enough to kickstart his path to blindness just to see her happy one last time.
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>>137356530
its ok if i cant convince you because you dont want to be convinced

though one last question

why didnt he cry when killing izumi

itachi's fuck's given in order:

sasuke
peace
shisui
village
parents
fellow uchiha
personal mental/physical health
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>>137356247
>kurenai was a jonin
genjutsu is OP as shit, it just happens that her only fight was against an Uchiha, who was also the greatest genjutsu user that has ever existed.
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>>137356764
swap shisui with village after the former gives him his eye and kills self
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>>137356821
if you weight her with any other jonin or even a couple chunin and even genin she is easly outmatched

she went rambo on gaara because she had backup during the exams, he'd tear her a new one if given the chance

i should even draw a hentai of it

>fucks her
>explodes her
>laughts with his face and dick covered in blood

oh god
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>>137356962
>or even a couple chunin
I can't think of a single chunnin worth shit in the entire series other than part 2 Shikamaru, and he got a promotion as soon as the war ended.
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>>137357176
if we count part 2 cast most of the spoiled kids from konoha who came from traditional clans could roflstomp her easily

genjutsu only gets her so far. she actually needs to put effort on casting it since she has no eyehax
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>>137357303
The super-plain Darkness genjutsu that Hashirama and Tobirama specialized in is probably stronger than anything Kurenai could do despite neither of them being genjutsu types. No muss, no fuss, just sensory deprivation then murder. None of this ridiculous Tsukuyomi, Scarecrow, or tying people to a tree stuff.
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>>137357419
then again these two are regarded as god among the shinobi, we dont see anyone else doing shit like they do like growing trees and pulling massive torrents of water out of thin air and such
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>>137357683
>pulling massive torrents of water out of thin air and such
Kisame could do that
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>>137357879
kisame had absurd amounts of chakra because of reasons + samehada to keep said supply and even more

comparing him to tobirama would be wrong though

while tobirama shifts water out of nowhere really quickly and wields it as a literal poseidon kisame needs time to disgustingly vomit it out. any smart opponent will attempt to catch him before he is done making the field comfortable toward his abilities
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>>137358012
>any smart opponent will attempt to catch him before he is done making the field comfortable toward his abilities

Guy and Bee, two of the fastest characters in the series, couldn't do it.
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>>137357879
Kisame vomited water. Tobirama was said to have been able to form water out of thin air, and used that mastery to use as insanely complex jutsu like the Water Dragon Jutsu.
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>>137358127
Yeah Kisame's a really good S-class ninja.

I remember Itachi destroying him in that one OVA though, I forgot how exactly. He reflected a genjutsu off the water droplets created by the spray of Kisame's shark attacks? Or that might have just been a visual representation of how fine mangekyou vision was
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>>137358127
which is weird. kisame isnt fast unless he is fused with samehada and in the water. he was supposed to be completely vulnerable when vomiting his pool

>large amounts of chakra being channeled
>open mouth vomiting water nonstop
>concentration
>hands tied together
>you still wont hit me
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was kisame really no match for itachi at all?

>could pull himself back into healing through pain
>easily able to overpower and outspeed him by flooding the field and fusing with samehada
>able to drain his chakra and eventually tire him out so yata mirror is no factor
>too fast for amaterasu

i think it falls down to amaterasu dealing with the water before kisame can drain itachi dry

pretty sure he could use some water jutsu to hit itachi through blind spots like gaara did to madara too
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>>137359134
>could pull himself back into reality through pain

fixed

i also forgot he can heal himself with samehada but i dont think that'd work for itachi since any would he would take would be something serious (he'd be immune from fire jutsu and shuriken throwing in the water so whatever hits its gonna hurt)
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>>137359134
Never mind them not being 'a match', why the fuck did we never get TUJ for both of them?
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>>137359575
because kisame quit being relevant long ago and has no emotional factor playing with itachi

itachi also combos with sasuke and shisui already

i do love their combos in the ps2 games though
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>>137359694
>because kisame quit being relevant long ago
So did all of the Konoha rookie teams, yet they are all getting combination jutsus

>has no emotional factor playing with itachi
Kisame's dying words and final flashback were about Itachi. But that doesn't matter, if all the other Akatsuki pairs are getting combination jutsus then so should Kisame and Itachi.

I think the reason is because Kisame's jap VA has been dead for a long time and nips don't like replacing them.
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>>137360076
all? the only ones who got anything were team 7 and ino shika cho if im not mistaken

>I think the reason is because Kisame's jap VA has been dead for a long time and nips don't like replacing them.

that might have to do with that too. im just glad he died after finishing the job.

the only akatsuki duo that is about zero fucks on both sides is hidan and kakuzu but they still got sinergy and kakuzu loves the fact he can kill hidan over and over anyway
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>>137360416
>all? the only ones who got anything were team 7 and ino shika cho if im not mistaken

Team Guy and Team 8 got them as DLC
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>>137360416
Team 7 has 4, Team Kurenai got one in recent DLC, Team Guy is gonna get one, Team Minato has 2
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>>137359134
He'd be more than a match but their relationship always implied that Kisame considered Itachi superior than him.
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>>137360508
ah, my bad. im a piratefag so i'd never know

ill look them up, might be good stuff
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>>137360635
I thought Kisame's whole deal was that he hated lies, I'm surprised he respected Itachi so much
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>>137360610
>get eaten by a shark
>get burned alive into nothing

''Ikuzo, Kisame''.

>>137360635
personal wild guess but i'd say he meant it on a moralistic level and if you asked who would win in a fight he'd laugh it off confidently [obvious bluff but still]

>>137360713
i think he never knew
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>>137359134
> Yata Mirror is no factor
Not how it works. Yata Mirror deflects anything. Itachi could change its properties to block Samehada draining chakra from it.
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>>137361135
what about blows not aimed at the mirror? it can block well, but it cant block everywhere

i picture kisame casting several water drills with itachi submerged, surrounded
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>>137361484
They'd still need to break through the base humanoid Susano'o skin and bone, which is shown to be DURABLE AS FUCK
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>>137362081
sasuke called it a perfect shield in the summit, but mizucake's super special kekkei genkai was able to trump it, same with raikage just hitting it really hard. seems about as invincible as amaterasu being inextinguishable or tsukuyomi being unbreakable

basically what i'm saying is mangekyou powers, while still absurdly OP, are beyond overhyped. I bet anything Yata Mirror isn't as impregnable as we're led to believe, since it works based on the same mechanics as Truth-Seeking Orbs, not some meta-rule.
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>>137362414
Sasuke didn't have the full Susanoo activated when fighting A and Mei, just the ribcage.

When he used the full one he tanked a combined attack by Darui, Temari, Kankuro and Gaara with no damage whatsoever.
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>>137362414
Kaguya's Eighty Gods Vacuum Fist also demolished Perfect Susanoo, and overpowered Naruto's giant partial transformation fists in like three seconds. Momo's bijuudama also destroyed a Majestic Attire helm.

They're kind of the height of power in the setting though, so those are more outliers and not indicative of how well Susanoo typically performs.

>>137362734
I don't remember that. Was he just using the version with exposed muscle, the one with the horns, or was he full Gundam Mode at that point?
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>>137362414
Sasuke never had the Yata Mirror. He was hyping his own abilities and tried to bluff. Obviously they called it and he fucked up. Zetsu calls Itachi invincible with his sword and shield combo.

It works like Truth-Seeking Balls, but to the degree that they block anything. Doesn't matter what - it's blocked. Since we haven't seen anything break through the Mirror, we need to take that as fact.

Nothing matches the Yata Mirror's defensive ability - not Lightning Release Chakra Mode, not Nine Tails Chakra Cloak, not Perfect Form Susano'o - NOTHING.
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>>137363557
>Nothing ever outran this extinct animal while it was alive, so we have to assume it is the fastest thing in the universe

You're being ridiculous, anon. We never saw the Yata mirror block any real shit
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>>137363996
It blocked Eight Serpents bijuu bomb In Storm 2
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>>137364090
Forgot to put link
https://youtu.be/GCvmii8kSGU?t=10m59s
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>>137362081
>They'd still need to break through the base humanoid Susano'o skin and bone

as shown when gaara faced madara, you can get around that. say when the uchiha is submerged in water - water you control
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>>137362734
then again why did these shitters throw at him

>sand pancakes
>knives
>explosives
>lasers?
>cutting wind

i mean you're KAGE and KAGE'S BITCH level throw me a real attack or something
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>>137363996
Except that's true when it comes to, for example, light. It is the fastest thing in the universe, as nothing is faster than it.

The Yata Mirror is the light of protecting things.
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>>137364584
Isn't Sasuke faster than light on account of being able to teleport?
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yata mirror/susanoo means nothing if you hit elsewhere

https://youtu.be/TqjC6Se5ZG4?t=380
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>>137364815
What about that then?

What if Sasuke uses Amenotejikara with like, a pebble stuck in Itachi's Susanoo? Would he bypass the shield entirely? If it's in line of sight I think he'd be able to swap.
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>>137364815
I'm talking in this universe mate, as were you/him.

In this universe, light is the fastest thing.

I'm comparing the Yata Mirror's protective ability to the speed of light in this universe in terms of being the absolute pinnacle.
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>>137364873
6:20 or something
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>>137364983
Alright I can buy that
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>>137364873
>mu, the first ninja to fly, also previous kage and dust release user
>his only screen time was to basically be kabuto's telephone
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>>137364951
He doesn't need to swap - Amenotejikara has a short range of straight teleportation, which can be extended by swapping with something or someone.

I believe that while Sasuke might be able to teleport himself INSIDE Itachi's Susano'o's protection, I don't believe he'd be able to swap WITH the shield or anything like that, as they're considered part of the Susano'o.

>>137365073
That being said, I do understand where he was coming from, what with barely seeing it defend against BIG stuff. I would've liked to see it shrug off crazy stuff - Meteors, Obito's double-helix sword, a Bijuudama, that sort of shit. But yeah, as it is, it stands as the tip-top of defense.

Until he gets brought back in Boruto and Boruto shatters it with a Rasengan just to set his power level.
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>>137364983
Without a whole lot of support for it. It's hyped up, but so are many other things. What is the strongest move it actually negates? Sasuke's Kirin? If it was actually foolproof, he would have just had it out the whole time against Nagato since he had no limitations. You're telling me some rando ass fucking power out of nowhere is meant to be on a higher tier than fucking literal God powers like the TSB, and your evidence is that we haven't seen them interact, so we have to believe the hype? You're delusional.
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>>137365625
> canon sources say it's indestructible and blocks ANY attack
> canon sources say the user can modify it's properties to be the perfect defense against anything
> in-series character - who has been around for millennia and as such can be assumed to have seen some shit - calls the user straight-up invincible
> I'm the delusional one

Ok friendo. Whatever you say.
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>>137365857
>canon sources say the user can modify it's properties to be the perfect defense against anything

good food for thought there

would it defend the user from genjutsu by becoming a mirror and casting the illusion back?

would it deflect meteors and tailed beast chakra bombs by increasing its size and simply allow them to explode off ?

i think the shield can protect ITSELF from anything and thats why the lightning attracted from kirin jumped through it and landed on itachi, even though on a much, much smaller scale, only burning his clothes off and throwing himself aside like a skyrim ragdoll
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>>137365857
I'm using the truth seeking balls here because they were also said to be an absolute. No senjutsu=they fucking destroy what they touch, no question. They came into the series after the Yata mirror would have even had a chance to be referenced, and Kishi most certainly didn't yet have the slightest hint of an idea of them when he had Zetsu say Itachi could block anything. It was never relevant, since the two things never interacted, but I am willing to assert that the TSB are supposed to trump the Yata mirror, since they are pretty much unbeatable without senjutsu
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>>137366371
Interesting theory.

I want to preface this by saying I'm simply spitballing and don't have any sources to back this up.

I don't know about Genjutsu, since that directly affects the chakra in the brain of the target and is not a physical attack or changing the physical nature of the shield in any way.

Someone in an earlier thread argued that something like Kamui could beat it by warping it away, but I said that since warping it away would be changing it's physical properties, Itachi could simply negate the change, as it's the will of the user that defines the shield, not the effect an outside force has upon it.

As for the meteors and Bijuudama, I'm not certain. I think it would simply be large enough to shield Itachi, and protect him from any overspill or backlash from the explosion.

It's been stated several times - and I'm not going to refute this at all - that the biggest weak point of the Yata Mirror is that it can only face one way at any one time. As to whether Itachi is also able to grow the physical size of the shield, I don't know, or if it's just the physical properties - i.e. making it immune to reality warping, making it tough enough to withstand a Night Guy, etc
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>>137366748
>implying Itachi wouldn't reveal that he also had a special, perfection powered sage mode all along
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>>137366748
Didn't Guy crack Madara's shield of TSB material using Taijutsu alone?

But yeah, I agree that we'll never see a straight-up confrontation of the two of them. Kishi fucking loooooooooooooooooooves his plot holes, retcons, and open-ended and unanswered questions.

New topic, what do you think the BIGGEST plot hole in the entire series is?

By biggest, I mean like, something that the characters should've seen, or noticed, or picked up on, but didn't, because if they had, the story wouldn't have progressed.
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>>137366971
> implying Kishimoto wouldn't have written it so that Golden Boy had gone back in time and was, in fact, the one who had taught Hashirama how to use it
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>>137367135
>implying Itachi didn't just shed his earthly form, and reincarnated at an earlier point in history as the Sage
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>>137366983
>Didn't Guy crack Madara's shield of TSB material using Taijutsu alone?
No, he needed Minato, Kakashi, Gaara and Lee to get rid of that.
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>>137367318
> implying Itachi isn't the perfect Golden Boy he is because Kaguya is actually the combined evil of the world he siphoned off and took onto himself, before sending it back in time.
> implying Itachi isn't, in fact, the human form of all chakra in the universe throughout all time condensed into a single being
Itachi confirmed the God-Emperor of Mankind.

>>137367509
I thought Guy cracked it by himself and the others just capitalised on the crack he made. I didn't mean 'Guy cracked it' as in shattered it, I mean cracked it as literally put a small crack in it so others could exploit it.
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>>137366983
obito

when my friend called it we all laughed him off

when he revealed himself i stood quiet and admitted my mistake while everyone else screamed they knew it all along. cunts

but yeah obito had a bunch of unexplained shit that bothered me

>why didnt the uchiha curse kick in on him when he saw kakashi kill rin
>how did he mimic madara's voice
>what the fuck did he do with kakashi's enemy body parts that were thrown in his dimension
>how did he empower kakashi after he was dead
>how did he use mokuton when dressing zetsu
>why did his magenkyo sharingan power allow him to become intangible instead of giving him an overpowered ninjutsu or genjutsu
>why didnt he get himself a sharingan from the several sources avaliable and matured it in order to perform susanoo and do what sasuke did with the tailed beasts in his fight against naruto
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>>137366983
>what do you think the BIGGEST plot hole in the entire series is?

Hiruzen not shitting his pants when he saw that he was up against Hashirama
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>>137367947
but he did
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>>137367779
>how did he mimic madara's voice
It really says something that this is one of the things people aren't able to believe in a series about ninjas
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>>137368102
Somebody call TL anon!
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>>137368227
so suddenly ninjas are parrots?
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>>137367779
Got an answer to a few
> Why didn't the Uchiha curse kick in on him when he saw Kakashi kill Rin
It did. Obito fell to the Curse of Hatred then because the target of his affection had been taken from him. He unlocked the Mangekyou and fell to his rage. However, the Curse of Hatred is not permanent, and found his Will of Fire against shortly before his death.

> how did he mimic madara's voice
Could be explained as him using Genjutsu: Sharingan to make people THINK he was talking like Madara. Which would be hilarious, if everyone is hearing this deep, charismatic Madara voice, when it's really this squeaky, cracking 16 year old.

> what the fuck did he do with kakashi's enemy body parts that were thrown in his dimension
Probably either left them there or *vwooped* them back out. Which is also hilarious, Obito just walking around the Kamui dimension, muttering "Fkn Kakashi, dumping his rubbish in here, who does he think fucking cleans up this place, I just want this place to be clean for when I come through, but there's always SOME kind of blood, or body parts, or SOMETHING..."

> why did his magenkyo sharingan power allow him to become intangible instead of giving him an overpowered ninjutsu or genjutsu
Each Mangekyou is unique and there's no rhyme or reason as to what power you get. It's the luck of the draw. Itachi got ever-burning fire and the second-strongest Genjutsu. Shin got telekinetically moving weapons with his mind, but only ones that he's touched.

> why didnt he get himself a sharingan from the several sources avaliable and matured it in order to perform susanoo and do what sasuke did with the tailed beasts in his fight against naruto
Gotta have two matched eyes of the same type to awaken Susano'o, or an Eternal Mangekyou, which you apparently need a close sibling or family member for.
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>>137368102
Isn't the guy who makes these spinoffs the same assistant as the one who will make the Burrito Mango?
Did he just poke fun at himself for dressing Sarada in a single mom's daughter's whore clothes?
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>>137368287
They can change appearances. Coolest Guy might be able to do a partial transformation on his vocal chords.

Or he simply transformed into Madara under the mask.
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>>137368450
No, Springtime of Youth and Springtime of Darkness are done by a different assistant
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>>137368686
How many assistants does/did Kishi have?
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>>137369006
Not enough to stop his torrential downpour of bad ideas, retcons and bullshit, unfortunately.
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>instead of a retarded blonde girl we get burrito

why? make it yuri yuri already
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>>137369379
man the hentai would be insane

>i just want to suck daddy's cock but he is never home!
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>>137368686
>Karui
Absolutely bdisgusting
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>>137369574
> i just want to suck daddy's cock but he is never home!
I...I really hope that's not Boruto saying that about Naruto
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>>137369656
apply it to sarada then

>implying he doesnt take her along in his trips sometimes

quality father and daughter time
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>>137367779
>why didnt the uchiha curse kick in on him when he saw kakashi kill rin
It did
>how did he mimic madara's voice
Ninjutsu, Yamato did it too with Sasori.
>what the fuck did he do with kakashi's enemy body parts that were thrown in his dimension
Why does this need to be explained?
>how did he empower kakashi after he was dead
Six Paths chakra can still be used after death (see Hagoromo)
>how did he use mokuton when dressing zetsu
Same way Madara did.
>why did his magenkyo sharingan power allow him to become intangible instead of giving him an overpowered ninjutsu or genjutsu
Because it did?
>why didnt he get himself a sharingan from the several sources avaliable and matured it in order to perform susanoo and do what sasuke did with the tailed beasts in his fight against naruto
Because he needed to keep Madara's rinnegan.
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>>137369874
I'm honestly pretty ok with imagining Sarada and Sasuke getting it on for some reason. More so than Naruto and Hima, for example.
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>>137365857
It doesn't block genjutsu. Itachi was vulnerable to Kabuto's genjutsu while using Susano'o.
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>>137370086
Probably because they didn't even meet until she was 12
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>>137370135
See >>137366808
I can only assume it doesn't block Genjutsu because it doesn't interpret Genjutsu as a physical attack.

Although if you're talking about the White Dragon Explosion thing, that wasn't really Genjutsu. It was a physical flash of light, a physical blast of sound, and a physical shockwave.
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>>137370276
> tfw Sasuke tried to penetrate her within literal seconds of meeting her
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>>137368686
I want to have sex with 3 of those 4 adults, maybe even all 4 but i don't like tenten, i'd much prefer temari.
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>>137370748
I want to have sex with like 90% of the female cast.
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>>137370330
No, I'm talking about Tayuya's sound genjutsu, which Itachi fell under.
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>>137370869
Oh, right! Sorry, that fight is a bit hazy. Then I guess it's simply that since it's not a physical physical attack, like a punch, kick or meteor, and there's no way for the Mirror to deflect it, since the Mirror only faces one location and sound can bypass it.
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>>137370847
Agreed except maybe tenten.
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MINATO VS ITACHI

WHO GETS IT
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>>137371354
Teleport, clones, and sage mode are natural counters to eyehax.
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>>137371354
Itachi with meme preperation time, minato if itachi has no eyes and minato isn't an infinite zombie.
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>>137371342
Nah, I'd even go Tenten. Take those hair buns out, put 'em into twin-tails and unf.

>>137371354
Itachi because plot armour, eyehax and being the Golden Boy.


If it was for-realsies fight to the death, Itachi could Tsukuyomi him and set him on fire with Amaterasu while he's in the Tsukuyomi world. The pain would snap Minato out of it, but it'd be too late.

>>137371420
> Sage Mode
Minato didn't have that, did he? Just a Toad Summon, but didn't learn Sage Mode.
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>>137371624
>Twintails
But there's neji for that, and he even pulls it off better.
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>>137371797
Not into genderbending, personally. Ditto for Naruko. Like, there's just that underlying knowledge that it's actually a dude pretending to be a girl.
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>>137368102
>SD's author parodying Mikio's design
this is the best
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>>137371624
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>>137371982
He said he was shit at sage mode though
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>>137371982
Huh. I do NOT remember that in the manga. Fucking hell Kishi, add more power levels why don't you.
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>>137371624
>If it was for-realsies fight to the death, Itachi could Tsukuyomi him and set him on fire with Amaterasu while he's in the Tsukuyomi world. The pain would snap Minato out of it, but it'd be too late.

Nah. Minato's reflexes are the best in the world canonically. He'd know how to face a Sharingan and wouldn't let himself get caught. Itachi gets Rasengan'd. GG no re
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>>137372047
He still had it though and he does use it.
>>137371874
That's not genderbending he's just crossdressing.
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>>137372121
Are we assuming that Minato knows all of Itachi's powers?

Cause I mean Minato just needs to get NICKED by the Totsuka Sword and it's over. And as long as Itachi can keep the Yata Mirror aimed at Minato (difficult, I admit), he'll be fine for defense.

Also, Naruto is stated to be faster than Minato. Although Third Raikage A was also probably faster - Fourth Raikage A said the only person in the world faster than him - at the time - was Minato, but Third Raikage A was faster and stronger than the Fourth.

I also wish the Raikage's weren't all called A, so I could differentiate between them better.
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>>137372387
>Are we assuming that Minato knows all of Itachi's powers?
At least of the Sharingan and knowing not to look him in the eyes.

>Cause I mean Minato just needs to get NICKED by the Totsuka Sword and it's over. And as long as Itachi can keep the Yata Mirror aimed at Minato (difficult, I admit), he'll be fine for defense.

Nah. Throw hiraishin kunai everywhere, use clones to surround Itachi, Rasengan from behind.
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>>137372375
> That's not genderbending he's just crossdressing.
That's even worse for me. I'm not gay, nor into traps. I mean, I'd pick Naruko over a crossdressing Neji, but I'd prefer just, you know, an actual girl.

> tfw teenage twin-tails Tsunade
Yes pls.
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>>137372528
Would a non-completed, non-Nature Transformed Rasengan break through the base Susano'o bone structure? Cause if not, it's essentially gg for Minato, since Itachi could just sit inside there safely.

Also, Izanami asspull no jutsu. Just trap Minato in an inescapable time loop, and then shank him in the throat while he's unable to move.

Minato would not know about Izanami, how it worked, or how to escape it. It's a Kinjutsu, and almost no Uchiha in the current age knew about it.
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>>137372539
>Tfw you'll never fuck a 20 year old or 60 year old tsunade
They look the same at this point.
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>>137372750
He doesn't need to break through Susano'o's bone structure. Itachi doesn't pull it out immediately and it's heavily taxing on him. Either Minato positions his Hiraishin kunai around Itachi before Itachi pulls out Susano'o or Minato just waits it out since Itachi'll drop dead from chakra exhaustion pretty quick.

>Also, Izanami asspull no jutsu. Just trap Minato in an inescapable time loop, and then shank him in the throat while he's unable to move.

Izanami only works if you haven't accepted yourself. Minato has.
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>>137372752
There's like four distinctly different Tsunades shown, and I'd be happy with any and all

> cute early-teens flat chest Tsunade
> late teens good tits hair-tied-up Tsunade (pic related holy fuck you guys dat bodymesh)
> late-50s-looks-mid-20s Tsunade
> late-60s-looks-late-teens hair down Tsunade

>>137372948
Then Izanagi and strike when Minato thinks he's dead.
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>>137373204
>Then Izanagi and strike when Minato thinks he's dead.

Reflexes nigga, Itachi ain't got shit.
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>>137373204
I LOVE MESH
Honestly tsunade looks better with a flat chest
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>>137373385
what episode i need it
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>>137373280
I feel like he'd have a slight edge when he returns from the dead.

>>137373385
> Honestly tsunade looks better with a flat chest
That's debateable. I prefer tits over ass for the most part. She looks cutest as a teen but, to me, more fuckable with tits.

I'm glad we agree on bodymesh. That scene of Sakura pulling Hinata's jacket open to reveal she wears bodymesh under that, holy shit. Best Girl, best waifu, with best clothing. TRIPLE THREAT
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>>137373650
>I feel like he'd have a slight edge when he returns from the dead.
If that were true Madara would've just killed Hashirama and been done with it instead of hiding like a bitch.

Itachi would have no depth perception after coming back so his attack wouldn't be as good and Minato would definitely react beforehand.
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>>137373550
I don't remember
>>137373650
I like ass more so i guess we know where we stand on that.
>That scene of sakura pulling hinata's jacket open
Part 2 outfit is one of my favorites
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>>137373935
I don't think I've seen a Hinata outfit I don't fucking love. Oddly though, the one I like least is the black dress from The Last - the one that everyone else seems to love. I can only assume that it's because Toneri made her wear it, and I don't like the thought of my waifu being forced and controlled like htat.
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>>137374197
Eh i see alot of people say they liked part 1's hair but i just don't get it it looks fucking stupid.
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who is Best Character and why is it Igor?

>>>/wsg/1017431
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>>137373280
>Reflexes nigga, Itachi ain't got shit.
He does, he was able to keep up with Bee while Sasuke couldn't
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>>137374393
I didn't mind Part I's hair tbhfam. Or her outfit. She wasn't top sex then, but she was cute af, and definitely the type of girl that I'd like to shyly hold hands with, have my first kiss with, and take on dates to the movies and shit
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>>137374825
>That spoiler
Ok you're getting into really bad autism territory please don't go any further.
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>>137374924
I can get away with it because I've got an IRL gf.

Anyway, like 80% of this general is really bad autism territory, and that spikes to 100% when the waifu wars kick off.
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>>137375120
>Even playing the waifu wars
You're only allowed to make one good and one bad comment every time one happens, here's an example.
>Your waifu is shit son {rin}
>My waifu is vastly superior in every way{Temari}
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>>137368102
is that the only page?
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>>137376371
> You're only allowed to make one good and one bad comment every time one happens
I genuinely don't know how you plan to enforce this, friend, because I certainly don't abide by those rules. I try to stay out of the negative side of it, because people can like whatever waifu they want, but I fucking shill Hinata as Best Girl to the high heavens, and I refuse to feel bad about that.
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>>137376521
I'm saying if you don't want to be maximum autismo, you have to limit your autism.
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>>137376895
I'm not even a namefag. I'm on an anonymous North Korean nuclear weapons trading forum talking about cute 2D girls. I don't care about maximum autismo, because I can immediately post about something else and nobody will know it's me.
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>>137377941
There is a such thing as posting styles but you're right.
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>>137374825
Hinata's been the best girl since day fucking one.
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>>137378287
I can change posting styles. It's as simple as going against every fiber in my being and not using correct punctuation or spelling. That's enough to throw off most people. Not that I do, because I genuinely prefer to be proven wrong and I'll own up to it (even as Anonymous) than run away from it.

>>137378346
It's dirtier in the anime sub. It shows Hinata squirming while she's making up her mind, her blushing like mad, she glances sideways at Naruto, and with no context whispers "You can look if you want.."
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>>137378346
>Tfw hinata will never let you look at her "test"
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>>137378773
I, too, get so upset that I tear holes in reality and cry at teenage boys when I realise this.
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>>137368102
She is wearing a bow tie?
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>>137378942
She's wearing a bow so that Boruto can unwrap his present.
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>>137378891
She was a cute mom who was mistreated.
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>>137378942
Why's she dual-wielding knives if her main weapon is super-strength
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>>137378606
>It shows Hinata squirming while she's making up her mind, her blushing like mad, she glances sideways at Naruto, and with no context whispers "You can look if you want.."
Hinata's tendency to get hot for Naruto at the slightest provocation is part of what makes her the best girl.

>tfw no gf who cums herself into unconsciousness just from being around you
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>>137379089
Boruto's present to Sarada when she finishes her Hokage inauguration is just him sitting naked on her new desk with that bow tied around his wang

Calling it now, comedy doujin.

>>137379186
She diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid try to enslave all humanity. I mean, I know everyone was happy, but stil...

>>137379209
Imagine one of them being thrown at your with her strength. It'd be like a fucking gauss cannon. You'd just detonate on impact.

>>137379291
> Hinata's tendency to get hot for Naruto at the slightest provocation is part of what makes her the best girl.
Hey, someone gets it!
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>>137379291
God damn hinata looked alot cuter at the start of part 2, i guess everyone did.
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>>137378942
rasengan is the most nonthreatening thing in the universe when there isn't a giant vortex around it from the suction it's generating
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>>137379186
Punished Kaguya - A Fallen Milf
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>>137379209
I guess so she has some of Sauce's sword shit
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>>137379430
naruto literally looked like a girl
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>>137379430
I swear Kishi's art style just slowly degraded over time as he slowly but surely stopped caring about the quality of his work.

"K-Kishimoto-san, I don't think that..."
"I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK. THEY'LL SOAK IT UP NO MATTER WHAT. MAKE HINATA SAY SOMETHING CUTE AND HOLD HINATA'S HAND, THEY'LL EAT THAT SHIT UP"
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>>137379430
It's not just Kishimoto's fault, it's also SP's fault. Kishi watches the anime religiously and around the start of Shippuden actively tried to make the manga look more like the anime. But that doesn't work since manga portrays motion and depth with single images and anime portrays motion and depth with, well, animation. That's also why Sakura loses what few curves she has in later shippuden and why a lot of the later fights are lackluster compared to the earlier fights in the manga.
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>>137379673
so
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>>137379680
"AND BY MAKE HINATA SAY SOMETHING CUTE AND HOLD HINATA'S HAND, I MEAN MAKE HINATA HOLD NARUTO'S HAND. I'M NOT DRUNK YOU GUYS. I'M STONE COLD SOBER. HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I CAN KEEP THIS AMAZING CONTINUITY GOING?!"
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>>137379673
And?
>>137379470
Yea it sucks she's a best girl too.
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>>137379874
> Yea it sucks she's a best girl too.
THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOOOOONE.

Oddly, even though my top four favourites are, in order, Hinata, RtN Hinata, Hanabi, and fan-drawn teenage Himawari, and I clearly had a thing for light violet eyes, I've never really gotten into Kaguya.
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>>137380040
>Hanabi and himawari
Stopped reading
>>137379814
Sakura gets her curves in gaiden atleast.
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>>137380158
> Stopped reading
Good on you. There's nothing wrong with their aesthetic design - Hanabi in The Last in particular is cute as fuck, and she clearly got all of Hinata's playfulness.

Each to their own, dude. You like who you like.
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This is pretty cute.
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>>137380907
I really hope we see more of Himawari and Boruto's relationship. They seem really close already, and I hope that only grows in the manga. I want to see some brother-sister shenanigans.
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>>137380907
I wonder how many generations until the neo-Uzumaki clan gets as stuck-up and ridiculous as the Hyuuga or Uchiha
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>>137381402
Considering their patriarch will have a natural lifespan of like 250+ years, give or take, probably a fair while. Naruto is one of the most good-hearted, wears-his-heart-on-his-sleeve sort of guys in the entire show.
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>>137378942
prove that she is being Karin's kid
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>>137380907
>tfw no adorable rugrats to wake you up when you oversleep
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>>137381586
>250+ years
Then why did Mito die before her first granddaughter turned 30?
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>>137381925
She got a tailed beast taken out of her.
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>>137381872
Is there any more of this? It obviously takes place after the inauguration, because Naruto fears the Lock on.

>>137381925
I was pulling numbers out my ass. Maybe having a hostile Tailed Beast shortens it as it constantly tries to break free or take their chakra. But yeah, I just picked a big number. They have a longer than normal lifespan, but I dunno how MUCH longer.
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>>137382134
It's fanart, you dingus
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>>137382134
Might have been overuse of Kurama's caustic chakra seeping through a weaker seal, or regeneration actually shortening her lifespan.

She wasn't a jinchuuriki from birth, so it wasn't as easy on her as Naruto, and she didn't have the Asura chakra boon. Or maybe she died of heartbreak when Hashirama kicked it? I dunno I think Kishi just didn't consider Mito that much
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>>137371874
>that underlying knowledge that it's actually a dude pretending to be a girl
that makes it so much hotter, tbhfam
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>>137341783
Wasn't she actually cute and the doll was just a puppet/transformation etc.?
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>>137382361
Really? Man, it's not bad then. The more I read it, the cuter it gets. This is why I want a Slice of Life series. So there's more cutesy shenanigans like this.

>>137382424
To each their own, friend. I have to admit though if it's a dude, they probably know more intimately what a dude wants. I gotta admit, I think gay guys might be onto something sometimes
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>>137382364
>Or maybe she died of heartbreak when Hashirama kicked it?
Hashi died long before she did.
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>>137382134
Nah, it's a one-off fanart. There's this, though
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>>137371874
I agree
I'd be into some genderbending quasi-Yuri with Naruko and Hinata tho
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>>137380907
Poor Naruto sleeps on the couch
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>>137382712
>>137382134
Forgot the image.
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>>137382860
And get abused by his kids. Being Naruto is suffering.
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>>137368102
Her new outfit is adorable.

>>137367779
>what the fuck did he do with kakashi's enemy body parts that were thrown in his dimension
He definitely jerked off with Deidara's severed hand. Probably when he decided he'd be a good guy to hang around and act retarded with.
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>>137382364
Yeah, it was just never adequately explained. Probs something to do with Kurama. Maybe it was the transference of the Tailed Beast. She was pretty old then, but it's never shown HOW old. I could probably calculate it, but I'm way too tired.

>>137382860
I'd like to think it's simply because he crashed in the early hours of the morning and didn't want to wake up Hinata.

Or he had an all-night bender with Shikamaru and the lads because Sasuke swung by, stumbled in at 4.30am and collapsed on the first available soft object.
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>>137382910
2/2
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>>137382947
No wonder he wants to get the fuck out of there and elope with Sauce into the woods.
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Do you think just like every other activity, Naruto has sex with Hinata by proxy through a shadow clone?
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>>137382947
>>137383174
That's over by the end of the movie. Well, the serious emotional abuse, anyway. I think he can handle most of the non-rage-induced Gentle Fist beatings that Himawari hands out.

>>137383281
I reckon he'd do that himself. As to whether that means Hinata had big dry spells between sessions, I dunno. I'm glad everything was patched up at the end of the movie.

I guess a weekend off recovering from injuries, and a 37-hour-straight fuck sesh with Best Girl works wonders
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>>137383281
From her reaction in the movie, she hasn't gotten even shadow clone action in a long time.
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>>137383050
>Her new outfit is adorable.
It definitely looks better on someone whose artstyle doesn't look like vomit.
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>>137381872
>you will never do a homestay in the uzumaki household
It hurts so fucking bad...
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>>137383459
>I think he can handle most of the non-rage-induced Gentle Fist beatings
Meaning he'll be abused by his kid. Suffering Hokage is suffering
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>>137368102
>Boruto: [Somewhat illegible] For this new series(?) your costume will be updated a bit too, Sarada!
>Sarada: Eh!? This skirt is short!!
>sfx: baaan (ta-da)
>Boruto: I can't sit still when I think about that scene or this scene! (Rasengan!)
>sfx: dohyuu (whoosh)
>sfx: fuwah (fluttering)
>Sarada: What the hell are you doing, stupid Boruto?! (Shannaroo!)
>sfx: dogah (wham)
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>>137379436
>rasengan is the most nonthreatening thing in the universe
Y-yeah
Can't wait for anti-chakra rasengan
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>>137383281
Probably. But it might be inconvenient to be left with a huge boner after the clone disappears and he get the memories.
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>>137383932
It'll feel like the hits from from a quadriplegic retarded toddler. I doubt they'd actually hurt him.

>>137383920
I fucking know, hey.
> no helping Hinata around the house
> no internship in the Hokage's office, helping Naruto actually get a weekend with his family, which you get to join in because Naruto's super happy with your help.
> no shenanigans with the kids, walking around with Himawari on your shoulders doing the shopping
> no training with Boruto in the back yard
Life is suffering and God is dead. Might as well off myself now. There is nothing left for me here.
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>>137383920
I know that feel.
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>>137384058
Who wants to bet this series will end with Bort throwing a literal black hole at the big bad?
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>>137384018
>I can't sit still when I think about that scene or this scene!
What does that mean? Is he getting a boner?

Fuck nips for never giving us the full scans of the SD shit.
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>>137384425
>all that greentext
god fucking damn it all. sign me up for that suicide pact too I guess.
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>>137384018
nice, thank you
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>>137378773
>>137379874
REMOVE
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>>137384554
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>>137384563
It'll probably be another Uchiha/Uzumaki teamup.

>>137384676
> born too late to die at age 7 of the plague and get kicking on into the afterlife
> born too early to enjoy full-body immersive VR where you hook your brain in like the Matrix, and to you, it's 100% real (but without the fake death = real death rule)
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>>137384761
>mom's boobies get fed by how much she eats
sounds about right
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>>137384018
Thanks, now do these.

>>137271825
>>137272905
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>>137384995
>>137384761
>>137384676
>>137384554
I really need to stop coming here. I just get more and more depressed that I'll never get to cuddle Hinata.
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>>137384931
>Perfect Susano'o Salad throwing Bort who throws a black hole Rasengan to kill the Anti-Chakras
we TTGL now
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>>137385109
>and Nardo just sends shadow clones to do it
Fuck him, tbqh. Unappreciative cunt.
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>>137385048
Already done by OrganicDinosaur on reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/4czbsg/new_panel_previews_from_kishis_upcoming_oneshot/
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>>137383112
Himawari 2 cute. Anyone speak Korean?
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>>137385308
Head to Ootsutsuki planet and destroy them on their home turf, since Boruto clearly doesn't share his dad's avoidance of killing.
> MINE IS THE CHAKRA THAT SHALL PIERCE THE ALPHA SHINJU

>>137385423
I refuse to believe that he sends clones to do marital duties. He can snap children's necks for all I care, but I refuse to believe he'll stoop that low.

We need a VN dating sim game with all the Nardo girls that you get to romance
> no Naruto girl harem that get into catfights over your dick
FUCKING HELL
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>>137381173
Indeed.
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>>137385734
> little shitcunts pick on Himawari like they used to pick on Hinata
> Boruto all ready to Rasengan them into the next year
> Himawari Locks On
> Punches them all in the dick so hard they lose consciousness for a week
> Boruto sheds a tear as he realises his baby sister is growing up
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>>137385734
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>>137382725
>genderbending quasi-Yuri with Naruko and Hinata tho
I can respect that.
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>>137343156
I have a question about this.
How do you know if you have a red bar aka shit connection?
I thought the connection shit was for the other player or is that actually for you?
>>
>>137386060
Considering how easy it would be to summon a clone, and turn that clone into a member of the opposite sex, and then fuck said clone, I'm surprised any babies are born at all in the ninja world. All the real sex you want with none of the dating, marriage or children bullshit.
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>>137385734
>I envy you for having a little sister, boruto
oh you would won't you?
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>>137385979
>siscon
Yes.
>>
>>137386317
Clones don't have organs and probably can't even get boners without blood circulation
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>>137386349
Nice lies there, Itachi
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>>137386554
Doesn't matter if you're the dude.
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>>137385979
>Salad's feelings go unoticed for a long time because Bort is preoccupied with his sister
>Eventually Bort moves on when he realizes imoutos are only for admiring from afar and protecting from the shadows
>but he will always secretly be a siscon, it's a running joke, like Neji's lust for Hinata.
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>>137385979
>chips complex
I'm right there with ya ChoCho
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>>137386834
To be fair, Itachi only said that so Sasuke wouldn't trust Tobi/Madara/Coolest Guy.

Itachi fucked up everywhere else but there.
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>>137385692
Why can't we just have a manga about the daily life of the Uzumaki family?
Make it a side spinoff thing to Boruto which follows him on missions and whatever. It would sell like hotcakes.
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>>137387112
Because nobody would care except shipfaggots
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>>137368102
Gotta link to the full page?
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>>137387112
Sounds boring. I want power levels making things explode.
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>>137386957
But Bort is already popping boners to Sarada and to her dad
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>>137387112
>It would sell like hotcakes
Nah, SoL is boring as fuck. Especially for a shounen.
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>>137387112
Are you one of those people who actually liked some of those slice of life fillers in the anime?
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>>137387112
Because that would actually be good. This franchise isn't allowed to do anything that good.
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>>137387451
Fucking divine homolust.
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>>137387869
>he didn't
whats up cuck
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>>137387993
But it's not gay this time.

>>137387998
Sorry, I don't watch Naruto to go to sleep.
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>>137387112
>"waaah, why can't a shonen about ninja adventures be a comfy lovey dovey SoL about Bolt and Hima being embarassed about how much their parents love each other"

Gaiden was the best thing to happen in Nardo, it both shat on all the fanfictions of Sauce being a loving dad and/or husband and of all the faggots that thought that Kishi would give a shit about Naruto's married life or about the irrelevant daughter.
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>>137387224
>not liking cute family stuff
Eh, your loss. On the other hand are you saying the series does not have a lot of shipperfaggotry? Because there are a lot of people curious about and already invested in the downtime shenanigans of the families, the side thing would sell like hotcakes.

It's an even better shot than making a spinoff series about Team Jobber that has Neji crossdress a great deal.
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>>137387224
And you think there aren't enough of them? Make an AU spinoff where NaruSaku happened. Boom, there's the Tumblr hamplanet self-insert market.
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>>137224312
new thread when?
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>>137387451
He probably just inherited his dad's emotional retardation and has to be told that loving someone sexually is different from loving his sister.
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>>137388246
Right now, bud

NEW THREAD
>>137388431
>>137388431
>>137388431
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>>137388084
>But it's not gay this time.
It might when Bort accidentally screams Sasuke's name during sex.
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>>137388268
>Hinata sees Boruto being oblivious to Sarada
>Gets triggered about Naruto being oblivious to her
>Pulls Boruto aside
>"Listen sweetie. Sarada wants your bolt. She wants to floss with blonde curly hair. She wants to gargle your Rasengans. She wants you to fill the hole left by her absent father. She wants to be drenched in your salad dressing. Understand?"
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>>137388127
>Sauce being a loving dad and/or husband and of all the faggots that thought that Kishi would give a shit about Naruto's married life or about the irrelevant daughter.
>Sasuke barely knowing his daughter
>Sasuke not even wanting to kiss Sakura
How did this family even happen again?
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>>137388205
Nothing changes except the irrelevant daughter now having pink hair.

Though I guess there wouldn't be any gaiden baby mamma drama.
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>>137388754
It's not the point that's nothing changes, it's that Sakura is now seen with Naruto romantically, and that's enough to bring in the hambeast dollars.
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>>137388268
>He probably just inherited his dad's emotional retardation
That was some stupid shit the Last made up to justify nothing happening in the timeskip.

Naruto already read porn, could see the sexual tension between Shikamaru and Temari, constantly asked Sakura out on dates, popped boners to Haku, the girl Itachi genjutsu'd and to Konohamaru's sexy jutsus.
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