/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>be good
>watch anime
>become average

>>137213439
they'd be such a cute gay couple c:

>>137213439
livestreamer link is outdated
http://docs.livestreamer.io/

>tfw astralis will beat fnatic and but lose in semi like always
>tfw lg will play against na'vi in final
>TFW FAVELA WILL WIN THE MAJOR BECAUSE NA'VI CRUMBLES FROM PRESSURE

>TFW NO FUCKING FACE AT ALL

>>137213680
thanks

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>jw is a pepeposter

>>137213439
>swag and hiko will never be on a team
>NA will never have a top 3 team with dazed, hiko, skadoodle, s1mple, and swag
:(

>>137213918
pepe is a normie meme

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cute

>30 vs 70 odds on astralis and fnatic

>>137213918
>facebook frog

>>137214038
practically free skines

Anyone else get absurd amounts of stuttering in-game (primarily in DM) despite having 300+ FPS at all times?

Low settings and resolution, have tried every console/startup command that has been said to improve performance and have no power saving settings enabled in Windows or my BIOS.

>>137214107
what processor do you have?
how much ram?
are you running shit in the background?
cpu and gpu temps?

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>no anime gf

>>137214248
i5 4670k
16GB
Never
40°C and 48°C (in-game)

>>137214107
Check the refresh rate on your monitor, homie. If that doesn't work, check and make sure video card and mobo have up to date drivers.

>>137214107
you have virus xdd

>>137214463
I will be your gf

>>137214931
>no anime gf to play nova mm with

betgod here

with the groupstage done and the tournament beginning, i'm gonna start throwing my predictions around.
i went 17/19 throughout IEM Katowice 2016. let's see if my success continues.

Na'Vi > NiP

Astralis < Fnatic

Liquid > CLG

Luminosity > Virtus.Pro

>>137214534
Refresh rate is fine, mobo drivers are up to date. Haven't updated my video drivers in a couple months, but it didn't fix the problem the hundred other times I tried it.

Easy major win for Fnatic.

Love how Olof, a title hungry guy is a die hard fan of Arsenal.

>>137215312
wow you really are Nostradamus picking 4 overdogs

>>137215312
Shut the fuck up all you do pick is the favorite 99% of the time

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>>137215725

What April Fool's joke are MLG going to play tomorrow?

>>137215725
>>137215487

You people are retarded.
I bet you also wonder why you always lose your fucking inventories.

>>137215989
an american team making it to the semis of a major

>>137215989
NA win

>>137216006
I'm not saying he's wrong. Those 4 teams are the obvious picks.

His input is worth nothing.

>>137215989
fnatic pause fails!

>>137215989
I don't know about MLG but I have a nice April Fool's "prank" planned for fnatic tomorrow.

>>137215989

>tomorrow

>>137216257
reported to the fbi

do it for him, hiko

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>>137216257
how about you post that on esea forums and see what happens

>>137216329
-nitro
-elige
-adren

+steel
+dazed
+swag

there you have a team to compete with fnatic now. too bad the greedy jews had to ruin 4 careers including their own

>>137215725
>correctly picked lum vs fnatic in groups
>correctly picked tempo vs envyus
>correctly picked e-frag over envyus
>one of the ones i got wrong was lum vs fnatic in the finals because i was feeling ballsy
not to mention it'd be pretty stupid to bet on underdogs every time, no?

>>137216604
>taking out nitro for steel
r u ok

>>137216685
steel is better than nitro, but not by much

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Pick'Em

Na'Vi>NiP
Fnatic>Astralis
Liquid>CLG
LG>VP

I can afford to get ONE (1) wrong pick and still get gold. I'm pulling for NiP and/or VP to make it, but prob won't happen.

>>137216087
they're definitely not obvious picks.
VP could very easily upset.
Liquid and CLG are 55/45
Astralis and Fnatic are both saving strats and Astralis, at least during Pronax's time, was Fnatic's kryptonite.
The only semi-obvious one is Na'Vi and that's a very unique situation.

the point isn't to pick ballsy upsets and pray you get it right. the point is to make money using logic and estimation, or at least have fun if you don't plan on betting.

What's the incoming French suffle guys?

-rpk
-smithz
+kioshima or apex
+kennys

>>137217221
damn did you go to statistic school

did you learn under professor rainmain

>>137217457
casters were hinting at an international shuffle weren't they?

>>137217457
Inside information: ex6 is going to retire if they don't do well in the next 3 months. he would have retired this major if G2 did any worse

>>137217514

who in their right mind would want to play with a Frenchie? they probably don't even shave their armpits

>>137217675
anon, do you shave your armpits?

>>137217457
KQLY is getting his ban overturned.

KQLY
Happy
NBK
Kennys
ex6tenz

>>137217712

of course
I also use antiperspirant which probably isn't even a word in French

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would you suck a dick for a dragon lore?

119 of 167 (71%) achievements earned

>>137217826

welllllllllll........I mean if it's a dlore I might as well swallow right? just this once

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>>137217826
Yep, pride is just a spook.

>>137217826
Can I cash it out? I'm fucking poor I need the money.

I'd suck a nice clean dick for 1500 or more

If the dick is ugly and dirty it'd take me 10k or more.

Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 108
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 18
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 1
Competitive Kills: 2536
Competitive MVPs: 317
Competitive Match Wins: 84

>>137217826
if you got a p250 sand dune that doubled every time you sucked a cock, how many would you suck? you could be a billionaire in a day.

>>137218146
what's the catch?

>>137218146

I'd probably crash the world economy.

i masturbated on skype for a 45 year old man but he never gave me the Karambit he promised me

>>137218221
people aren't going to just let you suck their cock all willynilly and you can't pay them

clive is such a faggot
http://www.hltv.org/blog/11493-clive-i-retire

>>137217826
DOOR STUCK....... PLEASE

i masturbated on skype for a 45 year old man

>>137218486
What sort of autism is this

>>137218486
who even is this

>>137218584
that guy is dead you know

damn I love watching dazed surf the internet, it's like I have a friend. :)

>>137218730
>>137218816
Tourney nubs don't know clive

>>137218980
You don't want a jew for a friend.

>>137218934
which one the guy who got stuck or the guy who got him stuck?

>>137219197
but I am a jew

>>137216685
why steel when you can get azk

>>137219204
Neither. I'm lying.

guys im outside fnatics hotel room what do

>>137219339
I guess if you watch the whole video both die

>>137219503
rub poop all over the door handle

>>137219503
knock and wish em luck

>>137219503
burn it all down8

>>137219503
Go to bed JW

>>137219503
get flusha's account vac'd

>>137219503
steal their peripherals

>>137219503
Order pige delivery to their room and leave a note that implies something about JW.

>>137219503
steal their donald duck comics

>>137220142
Then how will they prepare for Astralis??

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-YieeO-FoUSk-whnZX-XzQwq-MOBJC

Can you guys please report James and Miner for griefing? This was the second match tonight that I got matched up with them and they were just sitting in spawn spinning during both matches.

>>137220437
they're deranking, its a csgog tradition

>>137218660
Underrated post

>>137220356
give them donald duck hentai manga

>>137219503
tell them where to get their LOL on

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tfw 9 (You)s in a row and ten in total.

>>137218660
sou da ne?

>>137219503
Literally go to kinkos, print a picture of JW and slide it under their door with a bag of bacon. You won't get in trouble for it and it only costs $5.

>>137219503
Knock and ask if you can be their personal fucktoy for the night

>>137220820
Don't be selfish, give some (You)s back.

>>137220820
Nice job.

>>137220820
all me

>>137217826
I'd suck a dick for a good bayo knfie

Where can I see a proper list of csgo's updates?

Game updates p much daily but the blog doesn't show any of it

im gonna see how long itll take me to buy a knife if i put in 5 bucks each month

>>137221051
Will you suk my dik plz? I have. Nifedipine will transfer FAST ++rep

>>137217826
what video is this

>>137221178
Door stuck

is there any hikoxsimple fanfiction

preferably where hiko is the bear and simple is the cub

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>win two bo1's
>get invited to a LAN 5 months from now

gotards??

>>137222084
fnatic fangay buttmad they got roasted by a fat american and a ruski

>>137222084
yes? that's how it's worked for a few years

Everyone bet on CLG so i get more return pls

hey guys im MGE after 2 months of playing. Most guys in my games have like 1k hours, why is everyone so shit? Or am I a fucking beast?

Insider info. France will form a new super team in a few months.

-shox (igl, lurk, 2nd awp)
-scream (entry)
-kioshima (entry)
-apex (support)
-kennys (awp)

>>137224018
sounds shitty

>can only miss 1 single pick from here on out and still get the gold coin because of how much I've already fucked up

so who we pickin for tomorrow

I got navi/fnatic/liquid/luminosity but literally none of those are gimmes

>>137224510
I really hope luminosity loses. Everyone is just so damn sure about them, it'd be nice to see vp get to the semis

>>137224510
Virtus Pro will win. the Brasilians have yet to experience the plow

astralis will win because they need to choke the semis

>>137224510
Same here senpai and I have the same picks. I wouldn't mind NiP or VP winning though. Semi & finals should be easy desu.

LG/VP>NA
Fnatic>NiP/Na'Vi
Fnatic>LG/VP

NiP will win tomorrow, just trust me.

>>137224018
>super team
>-scream
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>137225450
>doubting edshut mashene

>>137225080
Navi is #2 in the world, they won't

>>137225450
replying to myself because i would like to clearify.

RPK is a better entry then Scream any day of the week. Putting ScreaM on a "Super Team" over him means it's not a super team.
There's 8 GOOD French players left and they are on 2 different teams. Shuffle them around after every major and you can be top 4 every major. For this to work you pretty much need both teams owned by one org so roster changes can be instant.

>>137225627
My program that has 80% prediction rate is saying NiP.

Not going to say how it does it exactly but watch the game tomorrow and you'll see.

How was anybody surprised about EnVy bombing out

I mean, they have been total dogshit shit for a good 2 months, lost to NRG ffs

>>137225681
>For this to work you pretty much need both teams owned by one org so roster changes can be instant.
LDLC why did you fail us

>>137225080
I'm not saying NiP will win but at 80/20 odds, betting on Navi is pretty worthless

I want LG vs Navi final

steel mad as fucc

>>137226338
You want a LG 16-3 final?

>>137226425
t. favela boy

>>137226726
navi always lose to lg

>>137227035
ur mom always lose to my dick

slitting my throat its all i ever

>>137227035
Na'vi only lost to LG once. LG gets BTFO all the time by them.

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post your cringe screenshots

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uhmmm...

>>137227982
i lent my friend one of those stat trak gun i got from a case and then he deleted me

>>137228103
dont hate the player dont hate the game

>>137228103
but who was helmet

>3/8 playoff teams aren't european
>HALF of the teams in the semis won't be european

is this the great european collapse?

Where all my silvers at doe

>>137228839
SEM reporting for duty

where did real nigga hours-anon go? i really liked his pictures :c

as a ge, how can i improve?
surely its not just a matter of constantly playing?

Is there any advantage to using the smallest targets in the training_aim map?

How do I become a weeaboo hacker? what anime should I watch first?

>>137229497
post yfw it ends up not being an april fools

>>137229497
I honestly don't see how they could improve their roster other than getting get_right

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>rewatching the mlg
>its nip v mouz last map
>its like 10 rounds in
>threat is 1st on the scoreboard
Im.. Im so happy for him ;_;

>>137230067
Check the date buddy

>>137230089
so who gets the trophy
pyth or threat

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>nip would be eliminated if it wasnt for threat

is there some form of MGE for this game? I need to git gud.

>guy named toxic
>talked shit the entire game as baggage while his team carried him
>ended the game with double the points than him
>had more kills than him throughout the entire game
why do I still play this shit.

>>137231102
mfw my name is toxic on my smurf/grief account

>>137228839
former MG2 here
still mystified as to what the fuck happened.

any euros wanna play casual?

>>137218146
>sale limit
enjoy your $5 a year faggot

>>137217826
yeah

>>137230985
ffa dm, fragshack servers are shit but the players are good

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>>137230089
>>137230089
Fuck now nip won..
Threat looked so happy.. Im crying from happpiness.. ;___;

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>ask for drop
>throws me m4a1-s

the only fear to fear is fear itself

>>137231812
>m4a1-s
>bad

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Does a player automatically become 'our guy' once they're permanently banned from all future Valve tournaments?

>>137230089
>>137231790

Reddit nip fans right here

>>137231812
Why do silvers always drop the shitty ak or either m4. Who the hell uses that shit over the kreig/aug??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuTWu4TRGg
Will be able to trade up to knives now

>>137232192
To be our guy you can't have slanty eyes. You should know this.

>>137232551
You can stop posting now thx

>>137232582
>april 1st
wewlad, you bought it.
youfuckingretardddddddddddd

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>>137232693

>>137232632
you're on 4chan and you don't like zipperheads?

>>137232693
>>137232632

In between these most there is a reddit users who doesn't deserve his (You)s

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>mfw one of my skins that I bet returns with 2 stickers on it
I'm scared to bet on anything in quarters even though it should be obvious who goes through.

>>137232773
>I was just pretending to be retarded

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nep

>>137233018
>>>/jp/

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>>137232964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hV-uARsIzs

You know your game is broken when a player as good as The War Owl can't even stay at DMG solo queue.
Nice game gotards.

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>>137232580
>using anything besides bizon+revolver

>get Drug War Veteran sticker in my offers
>buy it for $1
>resell on the market and get $1.25

FREE

MONEY

>>137233389
WAROWL

>>137233389
>warowl is bitching about his rank now
What a fucking faggot. Did he forget all those videos he made bitching about how rank doesn't matter and smurfs that fuck the ranking system aren't a big deal? Now that he's getting bent over by the new system I guess now it matters. Fuck him.

>>137233503
same with anime stickers

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>>137233389
>when they mock his videos at 3:30

what are some good mouses for big hands and claw grip? i dont like my fk2

>>137233886
Corsair Sabre is a very nice mouse, got mine at bestbuy for ~$30

>>137233389
>MGE is a bad rank they said

>>137233389
>mocking the warowl when they notice it sounds like him

rofl fucking mao

i'm officially higher ranked than le neckbeard man

>>137233886
>>137233976
I should also mention the buttons are very sensitive, that takes a bit to get used to.

>>137233981
It is terrible
I soloqueued to LEM using scout, deagle or shotguns only.

>>137228118
;(

>>137233816
dont bully

how do I get good with 1 taps? If I stand still I get shot and if I move I miss.

>You are permanently banned from talking in godazed.

>>137233389
why does he looks like a better player than me when i'm supreme. only thing i think he does really bad is shift peaking too much

>>137234176
>>137233976
my friend said that corsair mice are low quality and break easily. he thrashes his gear when gets mad tho so his opinion is what it is

>>137234348
He is trash, he only looks like not complete trash because he only shows his "highlight" rounds where he gets 1 or 2 nice kills in those videos.

Notice how he goes like 21:20 against fucking MG2-MGE while showing like 3 rounds where he gets a few kills.

>>137234357
I've had my sabre for a few months now and it hasn't shown any wear. I also haven't used much else besides a crappy mouse a friend gave me for free.

>>137233389
Why are you doing this to yourself WarOwl? I seriously think you should stop. It's just that this series isn't really entertaining anymore. And if you're going to finish it, it's not only going to take SO many episodes but it's honestly just painful to see you struggling with so many annoying, disturbing, racist matchmaking plebs. However if you like it then keep going buddy! Stay strong xD.....

>>137234426
his crosshair placement really is good though.

>>137234475
>racist

what are some core strategies the pr0s use? I have spray patterns and aiming down pretty well but I just can't take corners offensively or push a hostile controlled area properly.

>>137234525
You have to bogey down the sectors and shake down their party house.... after that you should be lickety split to bongo down their banana glock train four times in a row. Hope this helps

>>137234475
copy and paste a youtube comment here?

DaZeD is on FULL TILT

"Arabs are white" - Whiny ISIS man 2016

>>137234525
Learn all the angles you have to clear and the best ways to clear them safely (avoiding deaths).

>>137234520
It's really not. Most of the time it's just standard of what I expect from any not terrible player and even on his highlight videos I often see him fucking up.

any cute boys here wanna frot with me?
post id

>>137234602
i did no such thing

>>137234680
How cute are you

>>137234596
Explain

how do I even git gud at this game

I'm just running around shooting people

>>137234520
Even if it was, a good player is actually smart about things.

Warowl was throwing nades mid without support and got killed by someone rushing because nobody could trade.

>>137234817
just git gud

>>137234817
>buy a p90
ez

>>137234746
just post id and i'll tell you on steam <3

>>137234680
post id cutie

>>137235082
no you

are autosnipers overpowered?

genuine question

>>137236214
Yes and no

>>137236214
overpowered in silver
shit in high ranks

>>137236463
pro games are not high enough rank? LOL

>>137236463
accurate. theyre still op in high ranks but not worth 5k

>>137236761
>>137236214
>>137236391
>>137236463
warowl said its bad

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>>137236818
why arent the pros listening to him

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>4 hours until esports

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>>137237240
>5 hours untill JOJO

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>>137237240

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which one of you is this?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/therealgibby/

Did anyone notice a really big improvement in their gameplay when switching from 60 hz to 144?

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Been away since December 2014 and early Jan 2015. What have I missed magog?

Is csgolounge still the main betting site?

All in on fnatic as usual?

>>137236761
its not too great in pro games too my man

>>137237240
who cares about esports, I want a qt bf

>>137237538
All in on CLG

>>137237554
dont you think you've had enough bfs?

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>>137237538
Why does every site these days have popups like this? The only people who would care about cookies already know that every site uses them.

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>>137237538
all-in against Reddit in Pyjongas

>>137237640
A few years ago they made a law that every site has to disclose using cookies.

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>>137237675
I might have been away for a while but I know not to bet on NaVi matches. Whenever I bet with them, they lose. Whenever I bet against them, they win.

>>137237510
theres a big difference

i never tracked gameplay stats so i dont know about improvements though

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>>137237429
so cute

>>137237734
But there are no laws on the internet. What are they going to do, send the cyber police after them?

>>137237629
you can never have enough cuties

>>137237747
what are you even talking about fambam these days navi really doesnt lose against anyone else other than fnatic and lg sometimes

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>Deranked all the way to MG1
>People in community servers still think I have inhumane reactions and aim
Why is the CSGO community so much fucking cancer

>>137237538
when the meme so supreme you let out a scream

>>137237538
fanobet
csglounge is fucking terrible

>>137238164
They are being ironic and making fun of you

anyone with a spongebob related avatar should be tortured to death

>>137238736
same for anime avatars desu

>>137238384
If they were ironic why would I have the highest score and even get kicked by admins with "Toggle it off".

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>>137238736

i just noticed that pewdiepie is like a 9/10 guy. everything makes sense now

I wonder how the finished stadium looks.

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If any of you fags are at the major and wanna shitpost IRL hit me up.

Kik is _Strelok

>>137238808
keep dreaming

UMP or MP9? :)

Been global for good time now and got around 1.9k elo on faceit, how do I become better now? I wanna start getting lan experience ect and become actually good at the game. Any tips?

>>137239440
UMP is on par with FAMAS and Galol imo, but better choice because $$$

>>137238164
Stop playing 1v1 arena servers

>>137239524
well there's 2 easy ways you can get good, first off you could try watching more anime which improves your game by a small margin the more you do it. second option is to to masturbate to trap and dickgirl porn which should improve your aim quite a bit. if both of these options are exhausted then the only thing left to do is to try autofellatio.

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>thorin calling out monkeys

>>137239650
Thanks senpai, got a good anime to recommend? Also a would appreciate if you could give me the name of a cute tgirl!

what's with the memery outfit? ebic april fools fool?

>>137239863
unfortunatelty im far beyond both stages and more in to self-sucking which i began about 2 years ago when i first hit global. my advice to you would be to always keep your eye on the prize because that nut tastes so sweet

>>137239440
mp9s rof and larger clip make it better for spraying in close quarters but ump is basically a $1200 assault rifle

>>137240043
That's slick mayn. I'm still not flexible enough to get it all in, but I'm able to do a little dip an go just to get the flavor. Eyes on the price baby

god fucking damnit jap moot

this is pretty good i gotta be honest

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>7chan meme from like 7 years ago

wow good job

rolling for my new ign

>>137241080
>h3h3 meme from reddit

wow good job fucking neck yourself

>>137241136
do the names stay the same?

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>>137241154
i'm so old that your memes cant hurt me

rolling for juan

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wtf is this shit i want my stickers

>>137241461
hey girl

What the literal fuck has happened to 4chan?

Anyways, do you guys know if there'll be a sticker-sale at the end of the major?

why is there no 5v5 casual

also why does 4chan look like shit

oh god i opened another board in new tab

what is this

im scared to refresh now

/csgog/ is my only tab with old 4chan skin

>>137217221
>liquid and clg are 55/45
nys, i beg you

>obligatory april fools
>retards go "wooooaahhhh whats goooing oooon!!!!"

gotards? moshi moshi?

>>137239524
Are any of you faggot anything higher then dmg and could help me out with some tip? Like where to get decent buddies ect

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anyone who has AUG chameleon skins sell them, retards falling for this prank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuTWu4TRGg

>>137239440
awp yourself

if female: play csgo
if male: go to sleep
if gender neutral: dunk myself

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>can't get rid of the april fools meme theme

fuck you jap moot

>>137242931
beth is gender neutral right??

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rollin for robin

>>137243096
nah i fucked a fat girl named beth. her pussy stank hella bad

go to bed before i smack that ass bitch

Rolling for new steamname.

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>>137242450
lmao

I really, really like the aprils fool theme.

>>137243485
LMAO

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>>137243565
>tfw haven't refreshed the page so no memes

>>137243565
Are the names random or am I really Jake Leblanc now? Because that name is dank as fucking fuck.

>haven't refreshed my page yet so no april fools theme just the names
kek

is april fools celebrated in europoor

i thought that holidays were for americans only because other countries cant afford them

>>137243485
Based mcskillet tricking 12 year olds to spend their allowence on trash

I wonder how my life would look like if I were born as Jake Leblanc.

>>137243906
Not if you're older than 15

>>137243831
same here, not reopenning my /csgog/ tab till tomorrow

>>137243337
you're fucking gross nick

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lolling out loud right now, how much did BRs pay for this bracket?

>>137244079
Too bad that when this thread hits bump limit and you need to open new one you'll get the new theme.

signed: Jake Leblanc

did we ever find out why the liquid logo is a horse?

>>137244159
>guaranteed NA into the semi final
>Luminosity cake walk to final
>top half stacked as fuck

You can tell the tournament organisers are NA... smfh

Rofl read the salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuTWu4TRGg

>>137244607
>snoopavision
>youtube this shit @ trolling

signed: Jake Leblanc

>>137244159
Going to be funny when the get fucking plowed


>>137243681
>>137243831
>go to /g/
>just do what they said
>fixed it for the most part
Fuck staying like that for a day.

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Sup magog

Why is the navi @ at fanobet so low? What about nip magic

>>137245178
sup loser

ummmmmmmmmmmm my 4chan has been hacked???

>>137245245
The power of Reddit knows no bounds

>havent played since 2014

What happened to the 2nd round rifle vs pistol armor meta? Why are people buying SMGs again if the damage is shit against armor and going close quarters against pistols is a bad idea anyways?

>>137236818
warowl is shit
>>137236924
because he's shit

>>137245403
git gud

>tfw no more tripshits
Thanks nippon-moot.

signed: Jake Leblanc

t. namefag

Roll:

If your name begins with a D then your team will win their next match

Astralis

>>137245447
hello ribbit

>>137244557
cuz idra lost his virg to a nice young mare and he founded the company

>>137245468
can we rid the world of tripfags and namefags forever
+(you) this post

>>137245614
Virtus Pro

>>137245645
>If you don't like my favorite e-celeb shit you are reddit!
Kill yourself Margie. Fucking bitch.

>>137245798
>rebecca with a k
kys

>>137245798
>>137245881
reminder that you all are going to have to deal with this disgusting layout all fucking day.

>>137245918
You can just block the script and put a theme in the meantime

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>>137245918
>>reminder that you all are going to have to deal with this disgusting layout all fucking day.
>doesn't now how to disable it

>>137245881
>Krystal
kys harder

>>137246038
>Krystal
>KrYStal

heh

>be pigeon 1
>don't play CS for 1 year
>come back and play a match
>win
>get ranked nova 1
Y-you too senpai.

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reminder this format exists for facebros

pretty sick layout desu senpaitachi

>>137246207
What the fuck, An Hiro doesn't even know how to spell Michael.

rolling my new ingame nick

>>137246363
you should reroll tbqh

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HEY GUYS

>>137246363
Shit that is a good idea.

Let's roll-ol

>just got done playing two matches
>realised I forgot to change my monitor from eco mode to gaming
Do fancy expensive new 144hz monitors have a program that lets them change viewing mode based on programs opened? If they do I will get one right now. I always forget to change and then I play games in eco or I get out of games and wonder why my screen is destroying my eyes because it is so bright.

>>137246525
I'm still mad they lost to fucking CLG

any qt girls here?

>>137246363
>>137246461
>>137246553
fuck are you guys talking about?

>>137246789
FUCK OFF BLAKE YOU NORMIE FUCK

The initials of my random name are the same initials as a pro that will be VAC banned this year.

tfw my name isn't chad

>>137246828
what

>>137246849
Awooooo

signed: Jake Leblanc

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>>137246828
>Gustavo Ho

http://csgog.net/
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm gotards?

>>137233886
Razer abyssus, pretty much the smaller version of the deathadder.

>>137246921
Where's our discordapp.com channel?

This april fools joke is fucking terrible. Fuck off hiroshito.

this new look on 4chan is actually fucking sick i hope this stays

>>137246921
don't click this guys. it's a botnet.

Emil Christensen get

>>137247232
>getting a woman's name

Faggot.

>>137247232
t. Abdisamad Mohamed

rolling for my AK name tag