Mass Effect General - /meg/

Dr Michel best waifu

>>136753656

>/meg/ died

Toppest of keks.

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Liara

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>>136754509
Ashley

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>>136754712
Liara & Ashley

Best waifu - tali or jack. Liara fine too.

making an arrangement

>>136754509
cute

>>136754712
yuck

>>136754869
cute and yuck

>>136754869
me on the left

>>136759048
hey babe wanna be my gf

>>136759123
too busy studying protheans and being the shadow broker, sorry

>>136759206
whore

>>136753656
Had a power failure through the night and most of today. So, we died last night?

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>>136754712

A best waifu, in my opinion.

>>136759591
Its trap!

>>136759461
Yup, right around 10:30 JST.

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>>136759591

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>>136760261
uncanny

I think I'm in love /meg/. She's perfect

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I can't stop watching that since that anon pointed it out last thread.

>>136760240
It was about 4 a.m. my time, I think. I was already in bed.

>>136760385
Jesus Christ!

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>>136761601
Are we posting Mirandis now? I got a few.

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>>136760261
>>136760385
I tried to forget this even existed

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>>136761948
Please tell me if I cross any lines here

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>>136761982
I'm pretty sure it will all be gone soon enough. Drink up, tovarich.

>>136762062
Gotta say, glasses improve a lot

>>136762182
librarian look is perfect

>>136761982
This is never forget. Never.

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>>136762176
I have way too many ME lewds saved up. I don't know why. I never use them.

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>>136762403
I don't wanna go to work, meg. Can you call in sick for me, today?

>>136760883
someone commission a recreation of that webm with waifus

>>136762513
I called in and you're all set but they expect you back next day.

>>136762513
you'd had sick leave long enough now, get your ass off. can't be that bad today, not worse than normal. it's a holiday after all so most people are probably at home and not at work, so less calls from there at least.

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>>136763202
>someone commission a recreation of that webm with waifus
Yes please.

>>136763206
>you'd had sick leave long enough now, get your ass off
O-Ok, mister WG sir.

You're right about the calls, though. Will probably be sitting on my ass most of the time. Which will make not falling asleep all the harder.

disappointing how you can't romance the illusive man

>>136763575
>Which will make not falling asleep all the harder.
as a veteran soldier you should know all those techniques to stay alive. like standing up from time to time without being seen for example.

>>136764490
>alive

awake.

>>136766594
>that elbow again
will grummel83 ever learn?

>>136767110

I think it's more of a problem with Bioware's model.

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>Replaying Mass Effect 2
>Intend to complete all recruitment missions followed by all side missions (except Legion) and then create a save before doing loyalty missions
>Idea is to have a fallback point where I can utterly fuck up the suicide mission
>Accidentally upgrade the cannon along the way

FUCKSAKE

Can everyone still die or have I fucked it up?

>>136768337
why even bother playing through the game just to commit such a heinous act when you could just watch a youtube video of it?

>>136768337

Maybe if you give them the wrong tasks.

>>136768529
Setup for a disastrous Mass Effect 3. Problem is I think Shepard dies if your entire team dies too. How many have to survive? If it's just 2 I would concentrate on making Tali and Samara survive so they commit suicide in Mass Effect 3.

>>136768754
wait... you can still continue in mass effect 3 if shepard dies?

>>136767729

The game model and rigging is fine. It's a problem with XNALara, or the morons who insist on using it.

>>136767729
he should just fucking fix it in photoshop then or something.

>>136768337
you can edit that away in gibbed I think, not exactly sure though.

>>136768754
you need 1 survivor or else you die as well.

>>136768885
no, you can only take the default ME3 savegame then.

>>136768885
No I'm saying I can't import my Mass Effect 2 data for 3 if Shepard dies in the suicide mission.

I'm aiming for the worst Mass Effect 3 possible. Wrex killed by C-Sec, Tali suiciding, Samara suiciding, Miranda killed by her father, Legion, Garrus, Mordin, Kasumi, Thane, Grunt and Zaaed dead at the end of 2. Ashley dead at the end of 1. Shepard kills Kaiden in 3.

I have no idea if Liara, EDI or Javik can die. I can just avoid waking Javik up in the first place.

>>136769554
You can manage to let Zaeed, Thane, Kasumi and Grunt die in 3 if they weren't loyal in 2. It's pretty hard or even impossible to carry them over then without dying on the suicide mission then.

alternatively you can edit that in the gibbed editor for ME3, having them alive but not loyal.

>>136770241
>Zaeed, Thane, Kasumi and Grunt die in 3

What? Particularly confused as to how Zaaed would die in 3 I only recall seeing him at the arcade in the final DLC

>>136753656
>tranny and swampbeast
New to this thread, who are these?

>>136770678

Some people think Ashley looks like a man and the swampbeast is default female Shepard in Mass Effect 3.

>>136770792
>default female Shepard
People use default femshep, the fuck is wrong with them?

>>136770621
if I remember correctly it was some citadel side mission, you are tasked to save some volus I think and incidentally, zaeed is charged to kill him. if he was loyal he won't kill/attack you, if not, you shoot him. all of that happens off-screen incidentally as soon as you enter one of the apartments at that dead end corridor where you meet miranda and only the result scene is shown.

>>136770849
My femshep looked pretty good in ME 2 but when I imported her into 3 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. That's why I stuck with the default in future playthroughs

>>136771021
Yea mine was all kinds of fucked up as well, but I just took a picture and remade her as best I could. Also played renegade on her as well so I could use muh scars as an excuse as to why she looked different

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>decide to pick up writing again
>think about old book ideas
>remember the ME3 fic I used to work on
>pull up docs from my portable hard drive
>find this

Atlas: First Response Infantry
Captain Reginald Heathcliff (Human Sentinel)
General Lobarn (Turian Sentinel)
Jorgal Mortag (Krogan Soldier)
Agent Wiub (Salarian Infiltrator)
Steffan Weiss (Phoenix Vanguard)
Zho'Gerrel vas Wombo (Quarian Engineer)

Jade: Auxiliary Infantry
Staff Lieutenant Madison Reigh (Human Sentinel)
Private 1st class Jason Longfoot (Human Vanguard)
Private 2nd class Chelsea Keen (Human Adept)
Private 2nd class Florence “Beau” Jackson (Human Adept)
Gorn Crumplebottom (Batarian Sentinel)
1st Lieutenant Rajeev Gopalakrishnan (N7 Paladin)

Triage: Medical Response/Civilian Liberation
Service Chief Robert Hicks (Human Infiltrator)
Adej Rickler (Drell Adept)
Weyrloc Boran (Krogan Sentinel)
Serviceman 3rd class Charlotte Hill (Human Engineer)
Sergei Henricks (Phoenix Adept)
Staff Commander Manuel Salamanca (N7 Slayer)


Overwatch: Reconnaissance/Surveillance
Captain Kilras (Turian Soldier)
Corporal Yune Tanaka (Human Soldier)
Corporal Grelka Agapov (Human Vanguard)
Private 3rd class Doris Stopcocks (Human Infiltrator)
Wu Tang (Vorcha Soldier)
2nd Lieutenant Ramona Gutierrez (N7 Shadow)


Mythos: Infiltration
Valira (Asari Adept)
Tygan Mur (Drell Vanguard)
Agent Jiqui (Salarian Infiltrator)
Lia'Vael vas Santiago (Quarian Infiltrator)
Justicar Maera (Asari Justicar)
Pending (Geth Infiltrator)

Artemis: Search and Rescue
Operations Chief Nathaniel Darwish (Human Soldier)
Monara (Asari Vanguard)
Serviceman 3rd class Julius Fairchild (Human Engineer)
Jun'Rei vas Santiago (Quarian Engineer)
Quetzalcoatl “Q” (Geth Engineer)
Rizza' Kor vas Wombo (Quarian Infiltrator)

Shiva: Heavy Ordinance
Major Virgil English (N7 Destroyer)
2nd Lieutenant Margery Wilson (N7 Demolisher)
2nd Lieutenant Samantha Talbeck (N7 Fury)
Kish (Vorcha Sentinel)
Bazrek (Batarian Soldier)
Weyrloc Raug (Krogan Vanguard)

>>136771649
that's a lot of characters

>>136771649
>Wu Tang (Vorcha Soldier)

>>136771813
one for each multiplayer kit

>>136771920
it was going to be a joke about vorcha names being stupid and/or hard to pronounce. alien cultures mixing aboard a human ship and all that.

the batarian sentinel gets the name Crumplebottom that way as well

>>136772205
Figure it would be something like that. Still would be pretty amusing to see a Vorcha saying "Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with"

>>136772485
>Still would be pretty amusing to see a Vorcha saying "Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with"
Not really

people who make custom shepards should be killed

>>136771649
>Sergei
>Sergei
>SERGEI

>>136774431
left one's really ugly

>>136775005
:(

>>136770792
>people think Ashley looks like a man
That's not why that's there, a tranny was shitting up the thread a month or so ago

>>136774431
happy late Easter

>>136779252
>hello darkness my old friend

>>136779252
pretty cool actually

gonna start a new playthough with the same class and choices and same dialgue options like the last 5 times

>>136776076
>shitting up /meg/

not possible

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I like it when qts in science fiction stories are made to suffer for things which they are innocent of.

>>136780061
Good old Dredd

if you were travelling faster than light, would you even be able to see anything?

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>>136780061
How about when science fiction qts remove their armor?

>>136781560
no one knows, but I've always wondered what you'd see when looking outside.
maybe not stuff that's sideways but why shouldn't you be unable to see stuff in front of you?

>>136781560
Yes, you'd see stuff But shifted to either blue or red depending on where the thing you're looking at is. Has to to do with the wavelength of the light shortening or elongating depending on if its in front or in the back of your ship.
Look up redshifting/blueshifting if you want to know more.

>>136782973
>tfw never watched it
rectifying that right now though. she has a cute German dialect.

>>136785151
>Mass Effect General General

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>>136786085

RIP in peace.

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>>136786203
>that tfw feel when

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>>136787105
>mfw when

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cringing

who /committing suicide if andromeda gets cancelled or is shit/ here

>>136789816
All of my caring died after DA:I

>>136789946
why? ive only played origins btw

The cloning facility drawn is using to create a Morgan is possible because saren has found the cure for the genophage. The genetics disease created by the salarians to wipe out the krogans. On a mission on the planet where the cloning facility is our heroes have to contact a Samaritan infiltration team. However the Normandy is grounded by wouldn't you know it the aa battery of sarens conveniently hidden krogan cloning facility (and indoctrination centre). The Samaritan captain tells shephard that arenas found the cure, Wrex then explains that this is needed to save his species. Sheppard and the captain then ignore him and justify themselves by saying they must destroy the entire facility. Sheppard then talks to wrex who pulls a pistol on him, he is then shot in the back by Ashley. We later find the Morgan who developed l op-ed the hemorrhage next to his research. Also the cloned Koreans appear completely normal and in indoctrinated, as sovereign's indoctrination only affects useless assests. For some reason no one even thinks about saving the Morgan race which happens to be an allied alliance race but lol we have to blow this building up because reasons.

>>136789282
Christ Jesus that's horrible.

>>136789816
That's what I want and expect from Andromeda so no.

>>136789816
might as well jump off a bridge just now because it will be shit.

>>136790340
???

>>136776076

Right, I forgot about 'her'.

>>136786085

In German or in English? I don't think I noticed a particular German accent when speaking English.
The stereotypical German broken English is one of the worst things on this planet.

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>>136790340

>>136791470
I could hear a tiny bit harsh accent at her first complete sentence on krypton, when she informed general zod that they identified a phantom drive signature from inside jor-el's home.

>>136782973
>>136786085
what movie?

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>>136791882
Man of Steel

>>136791882

Man of Steel.

Speaking of which, I just came back from the movie theatre watching Batman vs Superman.
I liked it.

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>>136792328
should actually be like pic related.
did you hook up with a cutie, AWG?

Most Americans posting here are Nu Males. Western German is a gutmensch

>>136793709
>gutmensch
triggered

>>136792591

No, I didn't really see any cuties, at least not ones that went to go see BvS.
One girl did have a really thick ass.

>>136792328
How would you say the movies compare to each other?

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>>136794203
>no qt cosplayers

shame

>>136795826

I haven't watched Man of Steel in a while, but I'd say they're pretty equal.
Man of Steel might feel more... focused? Since it's only one superheroe.

>>136796051
the problem for me is I can't take Ben Affleck serious as an actor at all, how should I take him serious as Superman? Every time I see him I somehow feel reminded of Goofy.
Not even talking about his sheltered world view, he's the literal Gutmensch in the worst and most useless sense possible.

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>>136796486
>as Superman
I mean as Batman

>capeshit
Literally haven't watched that trash in 4 years

>>136796676
You really haven't missed that much, Age of Ultron was an utmost disappointment compared to the comic. And even if it hadn't been named after that comic, it was still a bad Ultron story.
I mean he can control everything, he should be able to watch every fucking step of the Avengers and whatnot and still he gets outplayed and outwitted every single step of the way. It was just infuriating to me.

>>136796917
I don't even care anymore to be honest. My lack of free time has limited me to only doing one or two things, and that is taken up by vidya and reading

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>>136764490
I can fall asleep on my own two legs just fine. I used to sleep walk between outposts when I was on the post midnight patrols as well. You adapt.

>>136773128
Is that the name of a homosexual Russian knight?

>>136775005
The entire pic is really ugly.

>>136780061
>>136782973
>that moment when pic related happens
The mass of my dick rapidly approached infinity. Figuratively.

>>136786203
Imagine having Wrex as your dad.

>>136789816
Not me. I'd buy front row seats to watch the shitstorm in /v/.

>>136790340
tl;dr

>>136796486
He was a good Bruce Wayne. Terrible as Batman, though.

>>136797315
similar here, had to drop something for taking up videogames again and watching more series/movies and it was comics, though I recently took up some stand alone stuff again and read a few mangas.
my regular reading suffered though.

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>>136797809
>posting low quality gif
>still posting a gif at all

will make a webm of it later when I'm done with MoS

>He was a good Bruce Wayne. Terrible as Batman, though.

Thinking of it, he'd make the perfect Bruce Wayne. But yeah, can't take the same guy serious as Batman since I know he's actually like that in real life.

>>136798509
I'd make a webm, if I had a 1080p rip of Dredd. This is just an old gif from when it was first released on dvd. Maybe I'll just go download it right now ...

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>My FemShep Tattoo - 1 Yr Old

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>>136799891
>if I had a 1080p rip of Dredd
I do

>>136799965
Isn't it illegal to tattoo 1 year olds?

>>136802324
cutting them isn't.

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>My friends Garrus tattoo

this looks extra shit, the barrels look warped due to naturally being on a non-flat surface and the hand looks wrong as well.

>>136806607
STRONK MASTUR RAYCE!

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>>136760883
Let this be a lesson to you /meg/. Next time, don't dig too deep, or the illusion might get broken. ;_;

>>136808657
>that face

Jeez.

>>136808657
>>136811089

Well, no, I changed my mind, she's mildly attractive. Nice hair, fantastic body, dem pink lips.

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>>136811089
>>136811452
I think it might also be a bit of bad make-up and lighting. Not that you can see anything from this webm ...

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Your're're not gonna die on me, are you /meg/?

>>136817942
not tonight I hope.

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>>136817596
I see I'm not the only Miranda fan here.

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>>136818171
I wonder how Yvonne feels about all that SFM stuff with her face on it.

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>>136818463
It's a rather pretty face, though. It should be everywhere.

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>>136818463
If I was a cute girl, knowing that a lot of people fapped to me I'd be pretty proud of myself I guess, but you can never know what goes on in the minds of women. Picture related I guess, even though it doesn't arouse me the least bit.

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>>136819468
I don't know. Just how appealing is the idea of a basement dwelling neckbeard fapping to your lewds?

Inb4
>Projecting this much

>>136819468
it's the ultimate look but don't touch. get all the attention without the work of dealing with people maybs

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>>136820393
Fuck! Sometimes, this woman ...

>>136791251
>it will be shit.
why?

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>>136820393
you don't think of the basement dwellers but some cute muscular manly man I guess.

>>136821073
because it's developed by EA/Bioware and Manveer Heir aka Curry Thunder aka intersectionist aka white tears aka bring down white male privilege

>>136821586
So? ME2 and 3 had SJW shit in them too. The worst they could do is put trannies in it or make the default character a nigger or something.

>>136821824
>ME2 and 3 had SJW shit in them too

that was literally nothing compared to what you should expect. take a closer look at Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Then triple that at the very least.

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>>136820814
Yeah, but you can't be blind to the fact that you're giving access to everybody.

>>136821073
Why shouldn't it? Bioware has a great streak with DA2, ME3, ToR and DA:I. Do you want them to break it and actually make a GOOD game? Don't be so selfish, anon.

>>136821586
Well, I'm flattered that Yvonne thinks of me, then.

>>136822123
I haven't played Inquisition, what kind of stuff is in it?

>>136822263
It really isn't as bad as people make it out to be

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>>136822263
Almost all the male characters are villains. There is not a single male in a position of power. Gays and trannies and deviantart tier OC Donut Steel characters

>>136823482
Yeah. It's even worse.

>>136823648
>There is not a single male in a position of power
Cullen
Alistair if you made him king
The Warden if yours was male
The Inquisitor if yours is male
Hawke if yours was male

>>136822263
>one trans mtf in comic, I didn't know until it was explained
>one ftm in Inquisition, has options to ask about it further
>retconned harsh qunari opinions about women not needing to be in conbat, made them overall seem more progressive
>main companion has personal quest for talking to his father about him being gay

>>136823951
>>main companion has personal quest for talking to his father about him being gay

can you kill him?

>>136823891
lots of ifs

>>136824307
I'm not saying the game doesn't have problems, but there's no point in using sweeping generalizations when things are different for different players.

>>136823891
>Cullen
>In charge of anything
He is a boytoy that reads reports. He doesn't handle anything and he is in charge of nothing. He is eye candy.

>Alistair
>Seriously, Alistair
He's a joke

>The Warden and Hawke
All 3 minutes they are on screen, really relevant.

>The Inquisitor
Most Euphoric mother fucker I've ever had the displeasure of playing. Male Inquisitor is like what a Frisco hipster thinks a man should be. Jesus Christ.

>>136824494
They're all in positions of power, which is directly contrary to what you said.

>>136824123
You can punch him in the face and he leaves permanently. He's not bad though, it's just that the quest was cringeworthy.
He doesn't throw a fit if you discuss blood magic or Tevinter's slavery.

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>>136824515

>>136824494
>cullen doesn't handle anything and is in charge of nothing
He's the leader of the entire military might of the Inquisition and handles all the training and deployment of the troops. You can't have a serious debate about this if you're just going to ignore and dismiss anything that doesn't line up with your opinion.

>>136824973
probably didn't mean the companion but the gay father

>>136824630
They never partake in any decision making, they have no role in the plot and never influence anything in any way. The female dwarf scout exhibits more power than any men, with the exception of the male Inquisitor. All the decisions are made by Cassandra, Leliana and Morrigan. You can be an asswipe and say that "Alistair is king", even though that's optional. Male Warden and male Hawke are also optional. Male Inquisitor is optional. The only one that is mandatory male is Cullen. So you have 1 canon male in a position of power, in the entire game. Bravo Bioware.

>>136825250
The companion is gay. The father is not happy about it, wants heirs, etc.
>>136824494
He's what>>136825078 said. Why be upset about one dude in power being pretty when the majority of romanceable women in ME were?

>>136825574
Alistair is canon king. Sten is Arishok. Tevinter's chantry is governed by a male Divine. The majority of Old Gods are male. The intended heir of one of the Old God's soul is male, and the only one in the line that we know of.

>>136825574
I'm an asswipe for saying Alistair is king, when that is one of, if not the most common choice?

No one participates in any decision making except for you. You make literally every choice, despite how much everyone bitches at you. Cullen, Cass, Leliana and the other girl all bitch at you the same

>>136825574
One out of, what, only four people "in a position of power"? If you're just going to totally disregard every character in the game besides the advisors, then sure.

>including women is bad
>he wants a sasuagefest instead of a harem of qt girls

There is nothing even remotely political or progressive about the inclusion of women advisors. I agree that the tranny is fucking stupid bullshit but aside from that and some gay romances (which are pushed just as hard in ME3 as they are here) there is nothing very SJW about the game. You are just making yourself sound like somebody who hates women.

>>136825078
>He's the leader of the entire military might of the Inquisition and handles all the training and deployment of the troops
Is he? I only saw him stroll around in his fabulous cape. Cassandra was more in charge of the troops than he was.

>>136825617
>Why be upset about one dude in power being pretty when the majority of romanceable women in ME were?
I'm not upset that he's pretty. I'm upset that being pretty is his personality trait. He is bland and one dimensional.

>>136826051
Common is still optional. Sten is optional. Isn't the male divine evil? Aren't the old gods established in DA:O already? Solas being a God doesn't actually put him in power of anything, if he doesn't display that at any point.

>>136826117
Not true. Cassandra makes plenty of choices and is aided in them by Leliana, choices you are not privy to. It's literally the first hour of the game.

>>136826173
>There is nothing even remotely political or progressive about the inclusion of women advisors
You forgot to include "in a dark fantasy medieval setting", right? Only it's dark only in name, since nothing actually fucking dark happens in the entire game.

>some gay romances (which are pushed just as hard in ME3 as they are here)
We didn't like them there, either. Is it OK, because ME3 had them? No.

>You are just making yourself sound like somebody who hates women.
Are you seriously crying misogyny, now? There are ways to go about it that work. The council in ME had females in power, the Salarian dalatrass was a female in power, even Bakara/Eve is a female in power. None of it feels forced. In DA:I it feels like they went out of their way to make every man a villain, with the exception of party NPCs and Cullen and every woman a proponent of justice. It's bullshit.

I bet it was the swampbeast autist starting this shit again or at least he will claim he did

>>136827440
>In DA:I it feels like they went out of their way to make every man a villain
I don't feel that way at all
I don't really give a shit about the gender of the characters as long as they are interesting or likeable. The DA:I characters feel that way to me

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>Is he? I only saw him stroll around in his fabulous cape. Cassandra was more in charge of the troops than he was.
Then you obviously didn't bother talking to anybody or engaging in any dialogue at all because that's simply not true. Cassandra literally has nothing to do with the troops at all, she doesn't even train them.

>You forgot to include "in a dark fantasy medieval setting", right?
Except it's not supposed to be some super gritty ultra dark medieval setting.

>We didn't like them there, either. Is it OK, because ME3 had them? No.
You're missing the point entirely. It's obvious you are giving Inquisition shit that you let ME get a free pass on just because you don't like the Dragon Age series.

>Are you seriously crying misogyny, now?
No I'm not, at all. Honestly, you sound just as deluded as SJWs that people argue with all the time right now. You're hyperbolizing everything and making all sorts of sweeping generalizations. You're not approaching any of this neutrally or objectively at all and are obviously coloring every fact with your personal biases instead of being rational.

>None of it feels forced. In DA:I it feels like they went out of their way to make every man a villain
Except that aside from the reapers, all the main villains in ME are male too (Saren and TIM). Inquisition only really has one main villain, Corypheus, so it actually comes out on top there.

What about Inquisition makes it feel forced as opposed to Mass Effect? It's literally exactly the same. The reason it seems forced to you is probably because you are analyzing everything Dragon Age-related with a fine tooth comb because you are intent on making it out as pushing some huge SJW agenda, while with ME you just sit back and play the games like a normal person.

>>136828283
>>136828340
tl;dr
Done talking
>>>/dag/

>>136828514
Seriously? You started this

>>136828514
Oh, got it, it's okay for tripfags to write giant walls of text and expect everyone to read them but never return the favor. Why even start this shitstorm up if you don't want to have a debate about anything? It's clear you just want to shit out your opinion and not actually have any kind of discourse about anything.

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>>136828514
ocd going full swampbeast

>>136828712
Yes. And I'm ending it. Done talking. Don't really care about DA:I to discuss it. If I wanted to, I'd be in /dag/. That will remain my opinion from my experience with DA:I, it will not change, don't really care to debate it. Have a good day.

>>136828760
tl;dr
Good day to you too.
>>>/dag/

>>136827440
>Cassandra was more in charge of the troops than he was.
She and Leliana are the left and right hand of the Divine, Cassandra being a Seeker. They went to him for military support.
>He is bland and one dimensional.
He's not, but a lot of people felt that way. I don't think you want my personality analysis of him, so I'll leave that.
>Cassandra makes plenty of choices...etc
Because they have no idea who you are and whether you pose a threat. Once they get a feel, you're in charge.
>In DA:I it feels like they went out of their way to make every man a villain
There were quite a few female villains as well, and almost every male villain seemed to do what they did for some glorious purpose in their own minds.

>>136829115
If you don't care about it, why bring it up in the first place?

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>>136829321

>>136829115
Oh. Guess I was late.
Welp, I just got 'Sam I Am'ed'.

>>136829321
Anon asked about DA:I. I played DA:I and I thought it was shit. I offered my opinion. No, I do not think my opinion has more merit than anyone else, but since it was a general question, I offered it. I'm just not interested in DA:I enough to justify it, any more than I already have, to you or anyone else.

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>tfw wisely stayed out of that discussion after I basically kicked it loose

>>136831069
sasuga onii-chan

>>136831069
You're absolutely right. And I shouldn't have gone in the argument in the first place because this isn't fucking /dag/.

>>136831185
>indeed demon e-chan

if your waifu asks how many grills you've had are you honest with her?

>>136832085
>Miranda as an Alliance officer


Pathetic wish fulfillment.

Not a bad job on the Tali though.

Still, is this some dyke fantasy or something?

does EDI still say you have firsthand sexual experience if you never romanced anyone?

>>136828340
>>136829312
Oh man, it's a good thing I didn't bother reading those earlier or I'd really have gone out of control. Are they willfully contradicting themselves?

>>136841230
You must be bored.
Regarding what in particular?

>>136843079
Just having trouble sleeping.

Don't get me started. My OCD won't let me stop, if I do.

>>136844161
Go eat some bell peppers or something, you grumpy tit.

>>136844940
Had an espresso, like 8 hours ago. I still haven't got sleepy.

>>136845076
Food*. You should be eating regularly, not stewing on a caffeine high.

>>136845230
Just had some low fat cheese. I might go for a yogurt as well.

>>136845482
Eat meat and throw that low fat shit in the bin.

>>136846136
O-ok.

>>136840931
The big reveal about Lazarus isn't that it brought Shepard back to life, it brought Shepard through a parallel universe where some things aren't 100% the same. This Shepard causes more breakage of space time as the games continue.

>>136847104
>ordinary men
>PhD in physics and highly decorated soldier

>>136850297
stale reddit meme

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>>136753656
I'm trying to install mass effect two textures using ME2 explorer but whenever I try to actually apply the mods I get this, how do I fix this? Please help.

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how does /meg/ feel about mbti aka astrology for neckbeards?

>>136853797
>Miranda
>SR1

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>>136855041

>Miranda

Try again

>>136857796
It looks exactly like her
Don't tell me that's supposed to be Kaidan on the left

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>>136857970

Yep, it is.

>>136858462
Christ

>>136858462
>humanity's secret military tech
>that was put together for them by the turians

>>136858462
Tali copying the Normandy was accepted from the get-go when she came on board. There were bigger problems to deal with. Besides, you can't court martial a SPECTRE.

>>136858462
Normandy was a ship with turian technology, turian layout, turian command layout, turian weapons systems, built to human scale. Humanity's most secret military tech my ass.

>>136859404
No green Asari?

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I feel about Jack the same way I feel about Talimancers.

No strong feelings one way or the other

Good night, /meg/.

i bet it would be really nauseating to look out into space while drunk

>no posts for two hours
lmao

>>136869732
well what do you want man, it's been 4 years since mass effect 3 and andromeda is still a while off and most of us have lost faith in bioware

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You doing good, /meg/? Behaving yourself while I was away?

>>136851723
please help me out

>>136833441
>0
not sure

>>136875852
So I looked for your error. Came across this

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/2wsgft/mass_effect_2_how_do_i_fix_tpfdds_files_so_that/


I know it's reddit, but if it helps, it helps. Did you try downloading the files from the link at the bottom? Apparently those are "fixed" and shouldn't give you the trouble.

hello meg

>>136851723
>>136875852
>mipmaps

sounds like something a kid made up
and sorry, no clue. I got a false positive from my virus scanner when I tried to use me explorer, maybe something's blocked by your virus scanner as well without notifying you?

>>136876315
As I read on the error, it seems that the texture files are actually corrupt and produce the error. Anon needs to find a source of non-corrupted texture files in order for those to work. If an anon from here has any texture packs, they can upload them in mega and problem solved. I'd do it, but I never bothered to mod ME2.

steam sale, basically just shit, but Dragon's Dogma and a lot of Shadowrun stuff I don't even know (are they even games or just rulebooks or updates?) are on sale.
also horizon is finally on sale, which is interesting to me.
the rest is basically all shit.

>>136877517

I'll have to have a look.

>>136878290

Nice.

>>136876169
>Did you try downloading the files from the link at the bottom?

no, I'll try this.

>>136877517
Dragon's Dogma is a very arcadey RPG, like the old Capcom D&D games, somehow making it into modern gaming. Very fun in terms of gameplay. Not much is way of story, though. Still, it has waifus ...

Shadowrun Chronicles Boston Lockdown was originally Shadowrun Online. Still pretty much multiplayer oriented, I think.

I see the DLC that goes with it is also on sale. No sight of Shadowrun Returns, Dragonfall or Hong Kong on sale. Shame. Would really love to get to Hong Kong at some point.

>>136878823
Who the fuck are you, lady? And stop stammering, goddamn. In fact, you know what? You're are fired.

>>136878823
It's 14.58. Good job.

Also we've talked about the dress code. Button up that shirt and for gods sake wear a bra.

We already get enough sexual harassment complaints as it is

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>>136879207
B-but sir, we don't live in a m-meme-timezone...

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>>136878823
>>136879248

>it's a /meg/ tempts me to betray my waifu thread

Th-thanks, y-you too.

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>>136879402
4chan switched pics again, wonder what that was.

>>136879406
B-but sir, you're waifu personally chose me. T-there must have been s-some reason behind that

>>136879547
>s-some reason
What might that be?

>>136879856
>filename
is that who that is? boner lost, such a stupid line to cap off a stupid fucking movie

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>>136879891
>local man ruins everything

now I don't want to go on.

>>136879248
>>136879856
Very lovely.
>>136879891
Does the final line of BvS make some reference to a Justice League, or something? Is it post credits

>>136880339
it's from man of steel, not bvs

Kai Leng would wipe the floor with Shepard in a 1-on-1 fight. He has the superpower of being asian.

>>136826173
>women advisors

*female advisors
You wouldn't say 'men advisors'.

>>136834089
>>Miranda as an Alliance officer
>Pathetic wish fulfillment.
>Not a bad job on the Tali though.

Is it opposite day?

>>136838534
>not going for the romances means Shepard is a virgin
He's 29/31 years old.

>>136860631

The turians co-developed the Normandy, they never specify that they developed the Tantalus drive.

>>136855041

It's Ashley.

>>136884136
So am I

>>136884136
yeah but he joined the military at 18 and none of the backgrounds leave much room for sex except maybe earthborn

>>136884802
>implying someone like Sheploo isn't getting all dat military-slut puss

>>136884886
nah, shep is all business, it's how he reached such a high rank

>>136884942
he's like general mattis

>>136876169
thanks a lot man, it worked.

>>136885040

This guy?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Mattis

>"Chaos" (callsign)
>"Warrior Monk"
>"Mad Dog Mattis"

>>136883793
would you really say "male advisors" either? it's just "advisors" then.

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Oh, lordy.

>>136888962
isn't it amazing how every single person in this photo could die and humanity would actually improve

>>136888905

If one is specifying the gender, yes.

>>136889195
The same could be said for this thread

Sorry about that but do not insult dragon age or dragon age cosplayers /meg

>>136888962

They look nearly as shitty as the ingame models.

>>136888962
Who is the girl on the right supposed to be?

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>>136890995
but they're such an easy target

>>136890995
>/meg

This faggot.

>>136890995
>/meg
nice try femshep autist

>>136896680
aint interested if she dont have a dick that put elephants to shame

Would an alpha yahg willingly make himself subordinate to an asari when that asari is able to demonstrate that her erection is longer, fuller, and harder than its own?

>>136899425
he'd just smash her I think. sexual prowess doesn't mean you are immune against a hit in the face from a beast that's almost double your size

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>>136892990
try again, faggot

>>136899425
>Would a silverback gorilla willingly make himself subordinate to a human when that human is able to demonstrate that his erection is longer, fuller, and harder than its own?

My guess is no.

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jesus fucking christ
if i dont bait you retards into a discussion this thread is deader than ashley after virmire
why even bother making this thread if all you do is post 1 picture every hour, fucking pathetic

inb4 thread dies again when the yanks take over

>>136904472

Stop browsing anytime.

>>136904679
faggot, i barely post anymore
dont even read the posts, its all cancer anyway

just curious why you degenerates keep going, its literally 2 tripfags and 1 more poster al the time
dont you get sad if you think about it?

>>136904974

Again, stop posting anytime.

>>136888962
me on the left

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>>136905268
kill yourself anytime, literally no loss, and you know it you waste of a human being.

where's eddy?

>>136908212
Didn't he say he's at his family's cabin? Probably regrowing a proper seafaring beard during a brief interlude away from the femquar harem.

>>136916905
RIP

I hate /meg so fucking much

>>136892036
My gf

>>136917460
you are a lonely basement dwelling beta virgin

>>136917360
I love you

>>136916905

Her breasts are fairly large. She must be somewhat wealthy (by quarian standards) to allow that.

>>136886359
Well, what do you know. I was good for something. For a change.

>>136888962
>Dat Solas
I didn't know Porky Pig was into cosplay.

Morrigan and Cassandra are OK. Dorian and Cole look better here than in the actual game. Everything else ... yeah. No.

>>136899986
What if that giant MT was used as a bludgeon?

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Wake up, /meg/

>>136919878

Sorry, playing vidya.

>>136919878
Let's murder Liara

>>136919878
why keep going if you are basically the only one posting?
get a fucking hobby

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>>136919878
It is difficult to do /meg/ when Bioware general exists.

>>136919878
But I'm just about to head for bed

>>136920930
stay in bwg cunt

>>136920930
>>136921252

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>>136920624
Yeah, lets. Korosu te aru!

>>136920642
I'll have you know, this is my hobby.

>>136920930
Don't let us keep you here, then.

>>136921009
No!

>>136921387
>I'll have you know, this is my hobby.
what a sad life

>>136921648
At least I am not _____you_____

>>136921861
i am healthy, something you are not

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>>136921861
That's funny. I could have sworn, I wrote Anthony Burch there.

>>136922178
Do you still have your Wii U?

>>136922645
im not some fucking console pleb, why?

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>>136923160
No real reason ...

>>136924053
and I am hopeless, because I think he's cute

>>136924053
>>136922645
>>136921861
I should stop waggling my penis. Anon is not Anthony Burch. Lack of sugar has made me bitter I guess. I do apologize.

>>136924339
kek

>>136924053
i imagine you exactly like that
some fucking sorry nu-male
browsing a dead thread to a messed up game 4 years after the release arguing with people 10 years younger than you about your shitty taste in "women"
ofc this guy owns a wiiu

comeon OCD dont embarrass yourself anymore, i almost pity you

>>136900442
nice try femshep autist

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>>136925242
it wasnt my post, and even if
who cares if its
meg
/meg
or /meg/

only degenerates care about this shit
fucking idiot, srsly

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>>136924556
>bitter
>not salty

>>136924557
Can you even change your mom's tires?